#40k-lore-chat

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dusk patrol
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Vulkan He’stan model, Lysandor Terminator model, unknown Raven Guard, Terminator Iron Hand Character, Jetbike Scars character

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And sprues and what not

vagrant fox
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It's been more than a dozen years since I touched a mini so a jetbike or five might be it

dapper gyro
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SM has that kart from the 9e, it gets obsoleted so quick.

pale tendon
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Damn, so Morrow's team under his leadership took out a World Eater?

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Morrow really is that tough

dusk patrol
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They’re Steel Legion

pale tendon
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True, but damn

dusk patrol
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Guardsmen squads, specially veteran ones do it a fair amount

pale tendon
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Further solidifies him as my favorite of the Darktide inquisition crew

dusk patrol
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Odds are definitely not in their favor but

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He’s a badass for sure

late osprey
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should be calling it Ceramite Alloy Legion tbh

dusk patrol
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lol

rose thorn
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The official EC kitbash guide dropped

dusk patrol
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Nah it would be like, fuck idk

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What’s flak made of

pale tendon
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I know it's not super rare for Guard veterans to fight traitor astartes and win, but it definitely makes Morrow seem even more badass to me

late osprey
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armageddon plasteel legion

dapper gyro
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Flak is mostly plasteel...

dusk patrol
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It’s not super rare it’s just costly

rose thorn
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How many bits could a bits box box if a bits box could box bits? Well, seeing as it isn’t sentient and doesn’t have arms or hands, probably not many. But what it can do really well is organise your spare Warhammer pieces, ready for you to plunder for an amazing kitbash!

Today Jake runs through the making of a bits box and makes some cool E...

▶ Play video
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“The terminators aren’t Slaanesh enough”

dusk patrol
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This is a good excerpt on it

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Gives an idea of how unlikely it is

late osprey
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i get the impression that ideally those odds aren't terrible as long as the marines win because apothecaries can recover those who go down, but chaos specifically is apparently running out of apothecaries as well

pine wedge
late osprey
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so the implants that WOULD allow an astartes to recover from a plasma shot aren't being used to their fullest potential

dusk patrol
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Cadia was explicitly as he said, a meat grinder like he has never seen

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For both sides, it was just madness

pine wedge
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Anyone who can survive multiple years of guard duty is a fucking beast. Like how primarchs are different from space marines through physical and spiritual power. They have Aura that separates them. Veteran guardsmen are like that to regular soldiers.

dusk patrol
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Yeah

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As he says, you can easily have 1 marine trade for 100 guardsmen if you’re doing it right

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Which is why he was appalled by losing 1 marine for every 30

late osprey
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well in that excerpt it's implied one of the main things isn't them being mystically OP, but more just they're utterly fearless to the point of throwing their lives away optimally

dusk patrol
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It’s a lot of thins

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It’s Karskin for one

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So they’re all equip with hellguns and carapace minimum

late osprey
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not every dude with a plasma pistol is taking down a chaos marine, but one who doesnt care about dying has a much better chance of doing it

dusk patrol
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They’re on their home turf too

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On the Fortress world

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They’re all fearless but they’re also all practiced

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He’s fighting an entire army of Scions

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Who have explicitly trained to defend these specific stops since childhood

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And to fight chaos marines specifically

late osprey
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yeah that too

dusk patrol
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It’s as favorable as a scenario can get for the guard in terms of their forces and location

pine wedge
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To name an example.

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The plot will empower them as needed, with no explanation given other than They're Just Built Different.

dusk patrol
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Worse

green loom
dusk patrol
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They’re Abnetts boys

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Although Tbf he does kill a lot of them

green loom
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Don't read this as me saying it's bad

late osprey
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i mean yeah, but thats a 40kism in general, less to do with them being veterans and more to do with the fact that people are just occasionally nuts

green loom
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That's what being primarch esque means

dusk patrol
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A literary thing

green loom
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And we need it for our epic blorbos

dusk patrol
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Authors don’t want to kill off their characters all in the first fight

green loom
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Ye

dusk patrol
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Doesn’t make for a great story generally

late osprey
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my point is its all across the setting, not just in books

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comes with the territory

dusk patrol
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Harker is a just a well above average Ogryn, change my mind

late osprey
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in 40k people are cracked, by and large

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or rather they can be

green loom
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I mean we call this a 40kism but the extraordinary folks tend to be the interesting ones

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In any setting

dusk patrol
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Yeah it’s just a literary trope

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For anything

late osprey
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"When he was a new recruit -so the story goes- Harker's platoon was sent to eradicate a roving greenskin warband in the tangle-barrens of Orriah Ossetti. Only a handful of Orks had been spotted on the death world, so reconnaissance and aerial support were deemed an unnecessary expenditure. What Harker's platoon encountered was not a rag-tag band of savages, but a hardened cadre of Blood Axe warriors. The ambush launched by the Orks was as brutal as it was unexpected, and soon Harker was the only Guardsman remaining. His lasgun's energy cells were fried from overuse, so he reached into the searing flames where a Heavy Weapons Team had been immolated and retrieved his fallen comrades' heavy bolter. The towering Catachan then trained the massive gun on the remaining greenskins and unleashed vengeful retribution. Since that day, Payback has been massacring Harker's enemies throughout the galaxy."

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we love harker's day 1 ork wipeout

celest dome
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Catachan are closer to Goliath than Ogryn tbf

dusk patrol
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I love the bit about him killing a bunch of Devils for shoes

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And it’s not clear if he’s joking or not

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Because it’s very feasibly a thing he could have done

late osprey
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he's not the most academic fellow in the setting, unfortunately

dusk patrol
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He’s a simple lad

late osprey
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the 2nd Catachan in general seems to just be 40k's Pit of Superhuman Characters

dusk patrol
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Yeah they’re just

late osprey
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sly marbo, harker, iron hand, Galactic Genius Nork Deddog

dusk patrol
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The Whose Who of Catachan basically

late osprey
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only thing missing is tossing yarrick in there

plush mason
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speaking of was he confirmed to be alive recently?

queen laurel
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Still

late osprey
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as far as i understand it, just about every named character is trapped in some eternal damnation where they can never die and are always fighting from warp fuckery

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only partly tongue-in-cheek there

dusk patrol
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And “there’s was a body”

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So he’s probably not dead

plush mason
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lmao

opaque coyote
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Man has drip

sharp pollen
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is jelking a thing in 40k?

arctic talon
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Do I even want to know what that is

spring cairn
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straight up jelking it and by it, let's just say my jelktis

sharp pollen
dapper gyro
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Furry Marines

winter vessel
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They ain’t my favorite chapter. But I do like the unique design helmet of their chaplains

outer wave
arctic talon
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Pretty much anything people do now

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Prolly exists in 40k

outer wave
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Internet memes?

opaque coyote
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You think Tech Priests just talk in the Noosphere?

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Nah

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I fucking love how the Tech Priests gatekeep what's essentially "Super Discord: Hive Mind Edition"

sly ivy
sly ivy
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They jelk in the noosphere

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That’s where mechadendrites come from

plush mason
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but where is the fang?

forest orbit
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on Fenris

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stoopid

plush mason
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how is he gona heal his battle brothers without it

sly ivy
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Thank goodness btw. We had gone too long without talking about penises and I was beginning to feel that this was an uninclusive space.

plush mason
# forest orbit on Fenris

im talking about their weird version of the apothecary tool, because wolf priests are both chaplains and apothecaries

forest orbit
plush mason
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but yeah its called the claw of something

forest orbit
forest orbit
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God speed I respect anyone that has no understanding of social graces, a trooper he is

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🫡

sly ivy
forest orbit
sly ivy
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True

arctic talon
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Go go new tyranids purge this chat

forest orbit
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The one with the ballsack on his back is peak Nid

sly ivy
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Cringe

arctic talon
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It’s his venom sack

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Smh

forest orbit
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YEAH THATS WHAT I SAID

arctic talon
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Or something idk

forest orbit
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oh no

plush mason
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so many new raveners wtf

arctic talon
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5 man

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More elite then marine KTs lol

forest orbit
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They are on a mission to eat a big planetary cannon

arctic talon
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3 APL can fight/shoot twice

sly ivy
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Are the bodies new sculpts too

arctic talon
arctic talon
plush mason
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so does this mean raveners are a class of bioform like warriors/gaunts now?

forest orbit
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Yeah these are entriely new

arctic talon
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^

forest orbit
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remember Tyranids can just make any bioform on the spot

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they only got classifications that are limited because of tabletop

plush mason
forest orbit
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but yeah classic 40k case of:

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"they were always here!"

arctic talon
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Erm akshully

forest orbit
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No.

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Shut up.

arctic talon
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These nerds showed up

plush mason
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lmao

arctic talon
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In that one nid evolution chart

forest orbit
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cannot believe you ruined my Rogal Dorn Tank lore

arctic talon
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“– funny thing. See, right now, this weapon technically doesn’t even exist. You’re shooting them with a gun that isn’t real, and yet it is! Don’t worry about it. RA’s like that. Just, here, know that because it exists at some point, we’ve made it. That’s causality, and causality is a –"

opaque coyote
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Actually plausible

forest orbit
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money is money dipshit

arctic talon
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Lol

forest orbit
opaque coyote
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Along with the bureaucratic inefficiencies of the Imperium

plush mason
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ofc

arctic talon
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Also the planes

forest orbit
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For real homie.

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I remember buying a centurion one

opaque coyote
forest orbit
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(I traded it afterwards after I got post-purchase clarity)

opaque coyote
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Seriously why bother

arctic talon
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Hug it

forest orbit
forest orbit
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probably in someones jar now

arctic talon
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Awful

forest orbit
winter vessel
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Jarate colored laser from a lasgun

opaque coyote
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...

plush mason
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hell im glad the raveners have a full line up of variants now

opaque coyote
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It still doesn't do shit against the Necron Warrior you're fighting

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But hey

forest orbit
opaque coyote
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It makes you feel better

arctic talon
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But yeah there’s still the basic ravener type

opaque coyote
plush mason
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the prime ravener looks kinda goofy though ngl

forest orbit
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its the fin

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it looks like a fish

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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That’s the point

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I’d assume

opaque coyote
forest orbit
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But

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its a land creature

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an Arkhan Land one if you will

arctic talon
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One of the things it’s based on

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Prolly was a fish

forest orbit
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You're a fish

opaque coyote
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But

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Yeah

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I have it

arctic talon
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I am most certainly not a fish

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Smh

forest orbit
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I hope you like cannibalism

opaque coyote
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I should play it

forest orbit
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and human misery

arctic talon
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I breathe air

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And walk

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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With feet

opaque coyote
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This is a no brainer

forest orbit
arctic talon
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And have arms

arctic talon
forest orbit
plush mason
arctic talon
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Don’t you dare imply I’m a Welshman

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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Mostly humans

winter vessel
# arctic talon And have arms

I've been over this. and I know your pfp is supposed to be a Pulse Blade Pilot, but the red hue does not help and it makes you look like Amogus

opaque coyote
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They just look fuckugly

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While the narrator just panicks

opaque coyote
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The scene where they walk outside aren't them hunting him

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Instead it's just a party

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The narrator thinks it's some type of ritual

plush mason
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wtf is a pulse blade?

opaque coyote
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He tries to escape and the fish people chase after him

plush mason
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ngl i thought Elite's pfp was an ODST or something

opaque coyote
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"Hey wanna join our party, we have free drinks and bread!"

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"OH MY GOD GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAKS!"

winter vessel
plush mason
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ah titanfall

opaque coyote
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"Come on man, Jeff is great at the dance floor."

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"THE INCOMPREHENSIBLE HORROR OF IT ALL!!!"

arctic talon
opaque coyote
arctic talon
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You Chuck it at a wall and it gives you wallhacks on a surface

plush mason
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lmao

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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Pulse scan in Titanfall 1 just straight up gave you wallhacks for a few seconds

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Lol

plush mason
dapper gyro
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Too bad, EA is printing money with Apex.

winter vessel
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used to be such a bastard using this ordnance

opaque coyote
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But neither would happen

arctic talon
winter vessel
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I don't even bother throwing unless it lands on the hatch/face

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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Me when subjective taste

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Lol

plush mason
dapper gyro
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The other TF3 is even more sad.

opaque coyote
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Partially because my computer's having some issues

plush mason
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team fortress 3 is even less likely than half life 3

opaque coyote
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And I think that even if I bought it

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My computer would turn into a nuke

arctic talon
dapper gyro
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AC6 is not graphic demending

arctic talon
plush mason
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and half life 3 is somewhere near seeing bigfoot riding a dragon in the likely to happen scale

opaque coyote
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I mean I think I need to reapply the Thermal Paste

But at the same time I want to actually upgrade to a new computer so I don't know how much hassle I wanna go through lmao

winter vessel
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been playing a bit of mecha break as a way to satiate my battle mech taste

opaque coyote
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Levels of possible

plush mason
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true

opaque coyote
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Also Half Life Alyx's combine designs are legit my favorite

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And I hope that if there is a HL3

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They would return in some form

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Or another

arctic talon
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I love Lancers dif mech designs so much

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And how each corporation has its own design language

opaque coyote
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...

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I can't believe I said that

arctic talon
opaque coyote
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Not talking about you Horus, get your BALD ASS OUT OF HERE

winter vessel
opaque coyote
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Can't wait to shout slurs while in a mecha

arctic talon
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That’s not even a joke HORUS were a group of internet trolls and hacktavists

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Who met uh

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Eldritch computer God

opaque coyote
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"I FUCKING HATE [MINORITY] RAAAAAHHH-"

arctic talon
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And all their stuff is horrifying

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Like the gun that never existed but does exists

opaque coyote
plush mason
arctic talon
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And always hits

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And never missed

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It will always hit you

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It’s not a gun

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But it is a gun

opaque coyote
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Although if it's hackavisits then it seems more left leaning

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Since most of them are left leaning

arctic talon
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HA and Horus are like

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The 2 opposites

opaque coyote
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So /leftpol/?

arctic talon
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Harrison armory are an almost facist organization

winter vessel
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it even has the eye

arctic talon
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Who loves imperialism

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Horus are absurdly decentralized

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And hate government control

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Aside from the Union(barely)

winter vessel
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and what's Northstar's shtick

arctic talon
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Biggest shipping conglomerate

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Make mechs for ship defense or for killing pirates

plush mason
opaque coyote
arctic talon
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And for other civilian uses

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Don’t worry

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You can uh

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Strap a gun to them

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And smith shimano

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Uh

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They like eugenics

opaque coyote
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Never goes well

arctic talon
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Oh it goes great

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They kidnap people to diversify the gene pool

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All the time

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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Ignore the fact

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Everyone living under them

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Had their dna copy righted

winter vessel
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that's one hell of a 180 for a "shipping conglomerate"

opaque coyote
arctic talon
opaque coyote
arctic talon
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North Star is the least evil

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Of the 3 big corporations

winter vessel
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oh yeah i scrolled up

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now i get it

arctic talon
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They’re just indifferent to suffering

opaque coyote
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@arctic talon So Horus is basically an anarchism group

arctic talon
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Yes

opaque coyote
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Then

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Sick

arctic talon
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Also they’re nerds

opaque coyote
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Sick

arctic talon
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Let me post the kobold

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It’s a retrofitted mining rig

opaque coyote
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Do they commit horrific atrocities?

arctic talon
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Blueprint sent out to rebels

arctic talon
opaque coyote
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Sick

arctic talon
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They grey goo’d a planet once

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As a joke

opaque coyote
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But planet wide

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...

arctic talon
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Balor

opaque coyote
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They are actual shitposters

arctic talon
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Is a funny frame

plush mason
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any of these factions have a giant mech that is basically just walking arty?

plush mason
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like with massive cannons on it's back

arctic talon
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The apocalypse rail

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Lol

plush mason
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love it

arctic talon
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The Barbarossa is huge

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It’s a ship mounted rail gun

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Miniaturized for mech use

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It also does uh

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100 damage on the tabletop

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When fully charged

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For context the average mech HP starting out is 10

arctic talon
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Also they have rules on their forum boards

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That you can’t post memetic weapons

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Without tagging them

rose thorn
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Holy shit teenagers need to never ever be in any kind of management position

rose thorn
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B b b based

arctic talon
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I love it

rose thorn
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Frog

arctic talon
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Ignore the fact that it was used to crack a planet

rose thorn
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That’s a horus design?

plush mason
arctic talon
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Yep

arctic talon
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The Horus goblin and kobold

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Are both tiny obnoxious things

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Kobold is designed for mining rebellions

rose thorn
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A but tame for horus

winter vessel
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this is just called Drake

arctic talon
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Goblin is a hacker frame

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Lol

arctic talon
rose thorn
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Ohhhh

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Makes sense

arctic talon
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Harrison Armory likes to name their stuff after uh

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Conquerors

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Dictators

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Other evil people

winter vessel
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i see what they did there with this one

arctic talon
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Lol

winter vessel
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"BREAK YOUR BACKS AND CRACK YOUR OARS MEN."

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"WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE"

plush mason
arctic talon
arctic talon
winter vessel
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maybe some guy who has aquaphobia

arctic talon
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The Minotaur is a funny Horus frame

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It has non Euclidean space

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For everything there’s way more parts in it

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Then should fit

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It also can send people to “the maze”

plush mason
arctic talon
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Yes

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You want your paycheck don’t you

plush mason
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is it a SC firebat situation where the suit slowly kills the pilot and thus the pilots are almost all reformed criminals?

winter vessel
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NAH ain't no way they got a mech named Nelson. dude: "Commander, we have found the target who massacred more than a hundred of our assets" Commander: "Ah, my old enemy...NELSON"

arctic talon
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Its made out of salvaged parts

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It’s likely for Lancers and not corporate pilots

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I love the caliban

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Little creature

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Shotgun is powerful enough to launch other mechs back

winter vessel
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what an odd contrast, wide frame but skinny arms

arctic talon
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Of almost any size

winter vessel
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Nelson i find the most visually appealing i do like the medieval vibe, despite its funny naming choice

arctic talon
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Nelson is hilarious

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It’s designed for fighting pirates

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My favorite time traveling(?) mech

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It’s production log is dated a few thousand years in the future

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Except it’s around in present Lancer time

winter vessel
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and then it turns out the one utilizing this is the most nicest individual in existence

arctic talon
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Tbf most members of Horus are a bit

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Cooky

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The mech licenses only change when someone dies

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And it “opens” up

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No one knows what the total count is on these licenses

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Including Horus cells

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The Manticore has a built in suicide bomb

plush mason
winter vessel
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my mech's got a piece in his left hand

arctic talon
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That requires the pilot to be inside the mech

arctic talon
winter vessel
plush mason
winter vessel
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the needler if it was good in Halo

arctic talon
plush mason
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any single images of the HA ones?

winter vessel
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dey put Isaac Clarke in a mech

arctic talon
arctic talon
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Still cool through

plush mason
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was about to say

arctic talon
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You can see full art

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Or just check the wiki

plush mason
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that is very close to copyright infringment

arctic talon
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Which is incomplete

plush mason
winter vessel
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legs for days

plush mason
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this dude

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has 2 flamethrows

arctic talon
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Yes

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this is also

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the version thats in line

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with The 3 utopian principles of the Union

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the original version is uh

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not

plush mason
arctic talon
plush mason
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bro has 4 arms

arctic talon
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yeah and it goes HARD

winter vessel
plush mason
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yes

arctic talon
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that was pushed into production

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the prototype only has 2 arms but has a much more aggresive design

winter vessel
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i love being PURPLE

plush mason
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whip fingers

arctic talon
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it also starts crawling on All 4's

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once its reactor is overheating

winter vessel
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this don't look like a horsey with wings

arctic talon
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Don't worry about it

tough haven
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I should play lancer

arctic talon
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Pegasus despite looking like an eldritch monstrosity is prolly one of the easier frames

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Due to the fact its so consistent

winter vessel
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is the gun supposed to be its face?

arctic talon
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Yes

winter vessel
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was about to say "where's the gun" and then i had a wait a min moment

arctic talon
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The pegasus kind of plays loose with causality

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It both is and isn't a gun

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same with its big license weapon

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Saladin is fun in Lancer, bunch of missiles and energy shields

rocky gale
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Interesting, the new Warcom article for Old World still uses the name Malerion rather than Malekith

arctic talon
rocky gale
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Very interesting

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I'd assumed it would be just an AoS change since Total War still uses Malekith

arctic talon
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Yeah

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But the old world went with Malerion for reasons

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I’d assume copy right

summer mural
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Malekitten

arctic talon
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Don’t call him that lmao

summer mural
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god

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I forgot how ridiculous his helmet was compared to his tiny elf frame

plush mason
arctic talon
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Yes

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Prolly

plush mason
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lmao

rocky gale
plush mason
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true

summer mural
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its alith anar

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his existence is based

plush mason
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the mech talk earlier made me want to play ac6 again

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kinda want to try a heavy tank build

faint bison
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So does the Lecitio Divinatus still exist in Modern Warhammer lore or has it taken a different name or evolved since Lorgar made it?

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As in, it being the MAIN book, equivelant to the bible or other primary holy texts when comparing it to the Imperium.

arctic talon
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And is still the big religous book

faint bison
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Alright, thanks bro. saltzpyrethumbsup

arctic talon
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LOL

faint bison
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"Yeah a literal daemon primarch who betrayed the Emperor wrote our holy scriptures."

#

But even then 99.9% of the imperium doesnt know that the Traitor Primarchs are even primarchs and think of them as daemons.

#

The citizens at least

plush mason
#

not just the citizens

#

a priest that was talking to Gilliman was upset and assumed it was a test when he said there are 18 primarch because the cult says the emperor only made 9

opaque coyote
#

I love it

#

"No memetic weapons in general" 🤓

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

Some of the Horus mechs are kind of insectoid

#

And some of the smith shimano things have insect like wings

sacred ginkgo
#

None of the Horus stuff has a defined appearance though right

arctic talon
#

Yeah

sacred ginkgo
#

All the names are just union threat classifications

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

If it’s a bunch of angry nanites it’s a balor

#

If it sends you to a non Euclidean hellmaze and violates what should be possible to fit into a space it’s a Minotaur

rose thorn
#

I like the one with 6 arms

sacred ginkgo
#

If you get cast into Egyptian hell it’s a goblin

rose thorn
#

The shimano one

#

Sorry 6 limbs

arctic talon
#

Ah

sacred ginkgo
#

the one with the railgun, Death's Head?

#

Oh wait forgot dusk wing existed

arctic talon
#

Amber phantom also has 6 limbs

#

But duskwing is cool

sacred ginkgo
#

Dusk Wing's lore bits are fucked

arctic talon
#

All the size 1/2 mechs are funny

arctic talon
#

DHIYED is such a fun meta vault

sacred ginkgo
#

“We made first contact maybe an hour
after breaching the vault. I remember
nothing of it. I’m told most of my squad
was killed outright; all I remember is
light– brilliant– and a lightness in my
own being.
“I do believe that I died in that moment,
and yet I’m here, and I can’t square
these two realities. Something has gone
wrong, something has gone wrong,
something has gone–”

arctic talon
#

“I don’t think we killed it. I think it wants us to believe we killed it – and I cannot imagine what it has done while we think ourselves safe.”

#

“Inside? What did I see inside? You think I escaped? That this is all real? No, I– I never left. I’m still there. Something is wrong. Something is not right.”

vagrant fox
#

what, ganzir mention?

arctic talon
#

DHIYED was the only one that got properly explored

#

one of them got shot into a sun because it spooked the people who found it

#

and the other was going to get explored but the moment an expedition team stepped into it, the whole thing vanished from reality

sacred ginkgo
#

What if a blackstone fortress was also an SCP

#

Enjoy

arctic talon
#

Horus raiding DHIYED was funnyt

#

hacking a bunch of transit systems/mission boards/image boards asking if you wanted to go into a meta vault lol

#

and it fucking worked

vagrant fox
#

Ah, Lancer. I like weird monsters mecha things

arctic talon
#

now granted I'm pretty sure most people who went into DHIYED went insane or died

#

I think the list of people who came out of that place sane is a shorter list

arctic talon
#

the Goblin is so funny

#

Weird meta vault derrived hacking mech

sacred ginkgo
#

Hurl into the Duat

#

Throw your opponents operating system into actual hell

opaque coyote
#

mfw when you're so annoying a fucking corpo literally makes fun of you

arctic talon
#

Mourning Cloak's failure when you teleport is the funniest shit ever

sacred ginkgo
#

reappearing in the middle of the group post encounter, immediately dismounting, and running straight for the strongest bottle you have on hand

opaque coyote
#

also

#

like clockwork

arctic talon
dapper gyro
plush mason
#

movement is very weird

#

i will forever be a reverse joint leg player

dapper gyro
#

The heavy tank has almost 0 movement, It is just there to tank damage.

#

I either go wheel chair or standard legs.

winter pine
#

If we get a revival of mech games can someone either bring back Chromehounds or make something similar to it, I liked that game

outer wave
#

I want more Mechwarrior-likes

#

I was thinking of an idea of a mech game but its one of those ideas where all it is is just taking cool parts from other games and shoving them together to make an amalgam

#

Ie it probably wouldnt work very well

outer wave
#

I wonder how Steel Hunters is doing nowadays

#

It got announced during the last big gaming event but I havent heard much out of the public

arctic talon
outer wave
# arctic talon It would be cool as hell though

My idea was basically mixing AC and Mechwarrior together (high speed with capability to shoot off components, using what weapons you still have strategically, and ability to customize extensively) with an emphasis on momentum: if you're going fast in an 80 ton war machine, it'll feel like you're 80 tons barrelling through the sky or ground.

#

Or you just make a mech that specializes in using momentum and crash into things delibrately

opaque coyote
#

Like the T'au and Eldar have equivalents

#

I forgot whether the Nids do but I'm pretty sure they do

#

Chaos obviously have Chaos Knights

#

Am I just saying this because I want to play a T'au mecha?

#

Yes. And you cannot deny it would be fucking cool.

#

Although Eldar Mechas would also be banger

arctic talon
#

Nids do have giant bioforms yeah

dusk patrol
#

Biotitans are the main example

arctic talon
#

The game would prolly be best with armiger sized stuff

#

Since not every faction has knight sized stuff

queen laurel
#

that's all i can think

tulip matrix
#

Deamons and Tyranids as well

dusk patrol
#

There’s already Titanicus anyways

#

They’re probably not gonna make a middle ground of that

#

Not that I dislike the idea but, it’s unlikely

dapper gyro
#

Unless there is demand. If they make some of those units more fun to play on the table top.

dusk patrol
#

Knights already have huge balance issues in the tabletop and probably always will

queen laurel
#

and in a tabletop war game setting being slow is not a good idea

dusk patrol
#

Same reason why Titan rules for the main table top will always be shit probably

queen laurel
#

Unless they have a lot of things to compensate for that slow speed they're gonna be always considered noob stompers

dusk patrol
#

Yeah it’s just, rough for the system

arctic talon
#

Knights aren’t even slow

#

Lol

queen laurel
#

But if the compensation is too much then they become unkillable monsters that can tank a Nova cannon to the face and not even move

arctic talon
#

They can fucking haul ass

dusk patrol
#

The problem is when you have that small an army

arctic talon
#

Yeah

dusk patrol
#

With elite units

arctic talon
#

They’re super skewy

dusk patrol
#

It’s very much either or

arctic talon
#

They’re more skewy then stodes

dusk patrol
#

Either they’re OP or terrible

#

Yeah Custodes already have that issue

dapper gyro
#

But imagine playing as the Avatar of Khaine only to feel the throat choke.

dusk patrol
#

Knights compound it

dapper gyro
#

It will sell like candy.

arctic talon
queen laurel
# arctic talon Knights aren’t even slow

really ?

that's surprising i thought their entire game play loop is being giant armored behemoths that while slow can absolutely brutalize people in the tabletop because they can eat enough damage to make someone cry

arctic talon
#

Nah

#

Knights move fast and kill hard

dusk patrol
#

Depends on the build but they have good melee for some

arctic talon
#

They have a 10” move

dusk patrol
#

They’re not slow, their issue is you can literally have like

arctic talon
#

Barely any

#

Tbh

dusk patrol
#

Four units for a 2000 point game

arctic talon
#

It’s like 4-5 questoris

#

Unless you’re running armigers

dusk patrol
#

Yeah

arctic talon
#

If you throw in a Dominus

#

It’s like 2-3 questoris

dapper gyro
#

The imperium should put some multi targeting system in these machines.

dusk patrol
#

They do

dapper gyro
#

I know

crystal forum
#

is it just me or is the discord font weird now

queen laurel
dusk patrol
#

It’s a way to expose people who have committed tax fraud

dapper gyro
#

Though, some armies can win my number of models advantage because other units can't multi hit.

arctic talon
#

Knights issues aren’t that they can’t deal with hordes

#

Their issue is that they just die

#

They’re really pricy for how squishy they are

dusk patrol
#

Yeah

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

This has been an issue since their introduction

dapper gyro
#

Realistic gameplay it is then...

arctic talon
#

Even with old AV system

dusk patrol
#

If your opponent builds for it, it’s a very boring game

arctic talon
#

Raise ion shields uh

#

Well even with old ion shields and stuff

#

You’d still go down easily

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

Like sure you’re only slightly less durable then a baneblade

dusk patrol
#

Also because you’re so few in units holy fuck does it hurt way more when you lose one

arctic talon
#

Lol

#

But you only got a 3+ save

#

And a 5++

#

Like it doesn’t take much to go pop as a knight

#

Which is why imo reducing their current durability and letting you run more

#

Is prolly the way forward

dusk patrol
#

Then the problem becomes

#

It looks ridiculous

arctic talon
#

I mean

#

letting people run like 5 or 6 questoris imo

#

won't ruin their tabletop look

dusk patrol
#

But either way, they’re just one of those factions that inherently is hard to balance

#

And the games scaling back of depth hasn’t helped

arctic talon
#

even if it had the same depth as before they'd be in the same shit state

#

just look at Heresy knights pain

#

can't even run the army properly below 5k since you can't fill out a noble court + armigers

dapper gyro
#

1 AC can kill a whole squad of knights... ACore 4 the Victory.

arctic talon
#

armored core 4 is on meth

dapper gyro
#

Anything from 4 and after

dusk patrol
arctic talon
opaque coyote
dusk patrol
#

Gravitats are fun

crystal forum
#

oh hey it's april fools

opaque coyote
#

Sweet

crystal forum
#

hey eternal i fucked your mom

opaque coyote
#

Can confirm, I was the mom

crystal forum
#

you wish

opaque coyote
#

Yeah...

#

Unrelated image

#

Y'know I'm genuinely surprised nobody has tried making like

40k ""analog"" horror

#

Sounds pretentious ik but usually 40k tech is old styled despite being futuristic

#

Like I could definitely believe the video quality is fucking VHS tier on average

crisp heath
#

There's plenty of books that go into grim dark horror

#

Ah I think I have gotten confused KEKW_ogryn

opaque coyote
#

Except futuristic

#

And also steampunk

opaque coyote
#

But a lot of fans forget that encountering something like

#

A bloodthirster

#

Or even one regular Ork as a regular human being

#

Would be fucking terrifying

crisp heath
#

Would genuinely be horrible

arctic talon
#

good thing the Imperium is a derranged death cult

opaque coyote
#

Yeah true.

#

Also why analog horror 40k sounds fun.

Propaganda videos

#

My favorite

#

It would be fun if only to make like casual In-Universe propaganda videos

#

And also the classic cheesy analog horror trope of like

"Tape ending with something horrific" would literally just be normal

crisp heath
#

Grimdark shards makes some really good short audio books that usually have some element of horror you should check it out if you haven't allready

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
#

or even just

#

40k analog styled videos

#

idk like making imperium propaganda videos sounds fun

#

I love shit like the Uplifting Guardsman Primer

#

Because it's genuinely good worldbuilding

#

...

#

and also because it's funny

#

and also kinda sad because you know people have properly genuinely believed it

#

and tried judo throwing an ork

arctic talon
#

Well

#

they only would have to try once

opaque coyote
#

only for them to laugh and krump them

arctic talon
#

well

#

the ork would just tear their arm off

#

lol

#

and then probably beat them to death with the arm

crisp heath
#

My fav thing about the imperium is the naval aspect /rt

queen laurel
#

do what you just explained

arctic talon
#

Sekehmet NHP in Lancer is the perfect guardian smarf

#

it'll keep you alive 100%

queen laurel
#

Oi ZOGBOK THIS HUMIE TRIED THROWIN ME

arctic talon
#

lol

opaque coyote
#

stopping in disbelief

shadow plover
#

There's some people who have beaten Rogue Trader here right, or at least gotten as far as Act 3

opaque coyote
#

and then tearing their arm off

#

like it isn't even zoggin funny they're just

#

genuinely bewildered

crisp heath
#

I haven't even gotten my navigator yet KEKW_ogryn

arctic talon
#

need help wit something?

arctic talon
#

I'll spoiler tag stuff

#

so No Bueno doesn't get spoiled

queen laurel
#

yeah me too

#

Bueno get the hell out of here

arctic talon
#

nah he can stay

crisp heath
#

Thanks guys thumbsup_ogryn

arctic talon
#

just don't click

queen laurel
opaque coyote
#

my favorite part of the uplifting primer is this

shadow plover
#

So just got to ||Kiava Gamma||, the last location available at this moment for me. I recon Act2 will end after I finish whatever I need to do there. So I was wondering if I should do the Expansion stuff before finishing that area? Or can I continue it where I left off after I leave ||Kiava Gamma|| without any trouble?

arctic talon
queen laurel
arctic talon
#

||its pretty obvious when act 2 is going to end, there is a huge climax, but I won't elaborate||

opaque coyote
#

"Any soldier who speaks ill of the Emperor, the Imperium, cites his loyalty to any entity besides the emperor, defaces holy artefacts or buildings, incites heretical thoughts or actions, talks openly about forbidden subjects and generally behaves in a manner disrespectful to all that is good and holy will have extremities removed and left to bleed to death, for the Emperor's pleasure. The body will then be burned to ensure no taint remains."

queen laurel
shadow plover
#

Right, I tried doing the expansion stuff right away, but ||the fight with the Magos was impossible for me at that time, killing over half of my retinue before I even had a turn. I believe I'd have easier time by now though||

opaque coyote
queen laurel
shadow plover
#

yes but I couldn't activate him before he died

arctic talon
#

Yandre NHP

shadow plover
#

or everyone else was dead

opaque coyote
queen laurel
shadow plover
#

yes

opaque coyote
#

I love the bit of text underneath

#

Which probably suggested to do uh

#

unsavory things to psykers

#

sancitoned or not

queen laurel
shadow plover
#

yes

queen laurel
#

That give you like fake health

queen laurel
shadow plover
#

hard

#

or whatever it was called

queen laurel
#

this game even on the lowest difficulty will give you a challenge

#

i'm not the best when it comes to the combat aspects

opaque coyote
#

Only one of these is true.

shadow plover
#

I don't mind the challenge but that area was just unbeatable with the loadouts I had available at the time, decided just to retry later

winter vessel
#

I just finished watching more Gameplay Reveal for Doom the Dark Ages...I found just the game i needed to release my anger from dealing with shit customers in my retail job this year

opaque coyote
queen laurel
#

power level a bit

shadow plover
#

I don't think I'd have trouble with the fight now, but I just wanted to know I won't miss my chance if I continue with the mission in ||Kiava Gamma||

opaque coyote
#

And finally

#

All I can say is...

#

Which face?

winter vessel
# opaque coyote should reenact the game on the local karen

HR manager: "records for your previous job cited they witnessed you cutting a wound on their torso vertically then proceeded to pull both sides apart, exposing their internal organs. After the guest said they wanted a reimburse on a gift card" Me: "wanna see me do it again..?"

shadow plover
#

Here's how it went the last time

dapper gyro
opaque coyote
dapper gyro
#

Please don't joke like that.

opaque coyote
#

sorry

dapper gyro
#

It is alright. How are you feeling though? I see that you made some similar jokes recently.

opaque coyote
#

also why does the emperor have a metal face mask on his crotch

it looks like it's fucking staring into the guardsman's soul

winter vessel
opaque coyote
#

Thank you for reminding me btw

opaque coyote
dapper gyro
winter vessel
#

all in all, looking forward to the Dark Ages game. wonder if i get to beat up Maykr Jabba

opaque coyote
#

the only chill one the entire time

#

he's just fat

winter vessel
#

Doom's version of the Duke from Resident Evil Village.

dusk patrol
shadow plover
#

worst kind of people

dusk patrol
#

I genuinely don’t get how this even fun for people

#

Especially with like, kids at a LGS

#

Yeah dude you beat the 12 year old whose army is literally just out of a single box who barely know how cover works

#

Wow

#

Congrats

shadow plover
#

sad little gits who have nothing else in life than curb stomp new players

winter vessel
#

gloating over it isn't much of a brag, yeah

dusk patrol
#

It can be funny with friends but

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
#

Stupid bullshit heresy games were everyone makes their army broken as fuck can be funny

dapper gyro
#

Even with friends, your goal should be letting everyone have fun.

#

Otherwise, I don't think you are their friends.

opaque coyote
#

but even then you should either teach them/actualy let them win

#

or just

#

go easy on em

dapper gyro
#

Also, help out the other guy, teach him on what he can do.

dusk patrol
#

Sometimes it is a good idea to teach them the hard way why certain mechanics are a good or bad idea but

#

Yeah

dapper gyro
#

That comes after.

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
#

“So…you just moved all your guys out of cover and into my line of fire…sooo I win.”

dapper gyro
#

Well, unless if the kid is aroggance as hell, then sure, crush them all.

dusk patrol
#

He decided he wanted to be Salamanders

#

He made fun of my Iron Hands

#

He made his choice

dapper gyro
#

😑

dusk patrol
#

“Unfortunately, only I am allowed to have vehicles this game.”

#

Or when people wanna do primarch fights in table top

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
#

“Why yes I’d love to try a primarch game.”

opaque coyote
#

...

#

ahead of yourself

dusk patrol
#

It’s frustrating how good Ferrus synergizes with his legion

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
#

When narratively it’s basically impossible to make a good reason for him to be there besides “Oh boy it’s Istvaan V again.”

#

God its so hot

opaque coyote
#

for some reason

dusk patrol
#

Lots of “ok so the legion of the damned thing is canon for this game”

#

But he’s an extremely good model, super powerful in melee, tied for highest base toughness with Vulkan and Horus Ascendent

opaque coyote
#

tbf I generally think Imperium Vs. Imperium battles are basically barely canon

#

like they say that imperium factions infight

dusk patrol
#

Extremely powerful hits

opaque coyote
#

but we actually barely see that

dusk patrol
#

Also has a pretty decent ranged suite and vehicle repair ability

dapper gyro
#

IH is my least liked legion... Maybe tied with the DA.

dusk patrol
#

No accounting for taste

#

Generally GW at least always gives us good rules

#

Partially because the legion gimmick plays into it well I think

#

Tough, Vehicle focused, unrelenting firing lines

#

Not very hard to make that gimmick solid

dapper gyro
#

8e IH was one of the strongest marines faction.

dusk patrol
#

Yeah there’s been a couple times we’ve been some real powerhouses

#

And even when we’re not, they’re not bad

#

Heresy they’re just very solid

dapper gyro
#

IH has the "feel no pain" right?

dusk patrol
#

Stuff like -1 strength to any attack for all units, it’s just good and solid

dusk patrol
#

It’s a common option

#

And there’s often lots of relics and stuff to add it

dapper gyro
#

I just can't stand IH and DA lore.

dusk patrol
#

The two consistent gimmicks are, high toughness values or stuff like FNP

#

And vehicle focus, often meaning good Techmarines

#

Also firing lines and stuff like that but

#

I enjoy the IH lore, they’re cold hearted assholes but they’re extremely effective and generally more in line with what most marines probably should be like

opaque coyote
#

💀

dusk patrol
opaque coyote
#

And even I can admit

#

That is cool as shit

dusk patrol
#

Live longer, harder to kill

#

Lots of wacky upgrades and bionics they use

#

Their combat record is actually pretty wild

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
#

Idk about a protagonist but

#

I’d like to see one featured

#

But idk

#

They’d probably just do some cringe shit about how the flesh is actually not weak

opaque coyote
#

FPS Tech Priest

#

sounds ufn

dusk patrol
#

It would be kinda fun if you could bring some as a special unit in Mechanicus

#

I’ve always wanted a Deathwatch game like the RPG

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
#

With the augmetic options

dusk patrol
#

They enhance the bionics, machines, and have stuff which flenses non cyborgs in the radius

opaque coyote
#

doesn't like mechanically augmenting yourself like dampen psyker potential?

#

or

dusk patrol
#

Somewhat but they still are enhanced

#

And they still enhance the bionics of others and their machines

opaque coyote
#

Honestly would be fun for like an ARPG with multiple paths.

Either go full "The Flesh is weak" or "Look I can shoot lightning out of my hands"

opaque coyote
#

so basically the IH have bioaugments

#

for the psykers in their ranks

dusk patrol
#

They’re Technomancers

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
#

They fuck with enemy vehicles and enhance their own, make the bionics of the other IH stronger and whatever

#

Rapidly repair damage

opaque coyote
#

Are they actually aware that it's psyker shit

dusk patrol
#

Speed up functions

#

Yeah