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It's been more than a dozen years since I touched a mini so a jetbike or five might be it
SM has that kart from the 9e, it gets obsoleted so quick.
Damn, so Morrow's team under his leadership took out a World Eater?
Morrow really is that tough
They’re Steel Legion
True, but damn
Guardsmen squads, specially veteran ones do it a fair amount
Further solidifies him as my favorite of the Darktide inquisition crew
should be calling it Ceramite Alloy Legion tbh
lol
The official EC kitbash guide dropped
I know it's not super rare for Guard veterans to fight traitor astartes and win, but it definitely makes Morrow seem even more badass to me
armageddon plasteel legion
Flak is mostly plasteel...
It’s not super rare it’s just costly
How many bits could a bits box box if a bits box could box bits? Well, seeing as it isn’t sentient and doesn’t have arms or hands, probably not many. But what it can do really well is organise your spare Warhammer pieces, ready for you to plunder for an amazing kitbash!
Today Jake runs through the making of a bits box and makes some cool E...
“The terminators aren’t Slaanesh enough”
This is a good excerpt on it
Gives an idea of how unlikely it is
i get the impression that ideally those odds aren't terrible as long as the marines win because apothecaries can recover those who go down, but chaos specifically is apparently running out of apothecaries as well
The power gap between meatgrinder guardsmen and veterans is enormous.
so the implants that WOULD allow an astartes to recover from a plasma shot aren't being used to their fullest potential
Cadia was explicitly as he said, a meat grinder like he has never seen
For both sides, it was just madness
Anyone who can survive multiple years of guard duty is a fucking beast. Like how primarchs are different from space marines through physical and spiritual power. They have Aura that separates them. Veteran guardsmen are like that to regular soldiers.
Yeah
As he says, you can easily have 1 marine trade for 100 guardsmen if you’re doing it right
Which is why he was appalled by losing 1 marine for every 30
well in that excerpt it's implied one of the main things isn't them being mystically OP, but more just they're utterly fearless to the point of throwing their lives away optimally
It’s a lot of thins
It’s Karskin for one
So they’re all equip with hellguns and carapace minimum
not every dude with a plasma pistol is taking down a chaos marine, but one who doesnt care about dying has a much better chance of doing it
They’re on their home turf too
On the Fortress world
They’re all fearless but they’re also all practiced
He’s fighting an entire army of Scions
Who have explicitly trained to defend these specific stops since childhood
And to fight chaos marines specifically
yeah that too
It’s as favorable as a scenario can get for the guard in terms of their forces and location
I'm being facetious a bit, the books don't actually say that veterans have Primarch Aura, but it is just kind of like that. The shit the Gaunt's Ghosts main characters pull off is utterly superhuman.
To name an example.
The plot will empower them as needed, with no explanation given other than They're Just Built Different.
Worse
They're characters and need to live for the story to be interesting

Don't read this as me saying it's bad
i mean yeah, but thats a 40kism in general, less to do with them being veterans and more to do with the fact that people are just occasionally nuts
That's what being primarch esque means
Tbf it’s just
A literary thing
And we need it for our epic blorbos
Authors don’t want to kill off their characters all in the first fight
Ye
Doesn’t make for a great story generally
my point is its all across the setting, not just in books
comes with the territory
Harker is a just a well above average Ogryn, change my mind
I mean we call this a 40kism but the extraordinary folks tend to be the interesting ones
In any setting
"When he was a new recruit -so the story goes- Harker's platoon was sent to eradicate a roving greenskin warband in the tangle-barrens of Orriah Ossetti. Only a handful of Orks had been spotted on the death world, so reconnaissance and aerial support were deemed an unnecessary expenditure. What Harker's platoon encountered was not a rag-tag band of savages, but a hardened cadre of Blood Axe warriors. The ambush launched by the Orks was as brutal as it was unexpected, and soon Harker was the only Guardsman remaining. His lasgun's energy cells were fried from overuse, so he reached into the searing flames where a Heavy Weapons Team had been immolated and retrieved his fallen comrades' heavy bolter. The towering Catachan then trained the massive gun on the remaining greenskins and unleashed vengeful retribution. Since that day, Payback has been massacring Harker's enemies throughout the galaxy."
we love harker's day 1 ork wipeout
Catachan are closer to Goliath than Ogryn tbf
I love the bit about him killing a bunch of Devils for shoes
And it’s not clear if he’s joking or not
Because it’s very feasibly a thing he could have done
he's not the most academic fellow in the setting, unfortunately
He’s a simple lad
the 2nd Catachan in general seems to just be 40k's Pit of Superhuman Characters
Yeah they’re just
sly marbo, harker, iron hand, Galactic Genius Nork Deddog
The Whose Who of Catachan basically
only thing missing is tossing yarrick in there
speaking of was he confirmed to be alive recently?
as far as i understand it, just about every named character is trapped in some eternal damnation where they can never die and are always fighting from warp fuckery
only partly tongue-in-cheek there
They said on the livestream he’s “definitely dead” so
And “there’s was a body”
So he’s probably not dead
lmao
Man has drip
is jelking a thing in 40k?
Do I even want to know what that is
straight up jelking it and by it, let's just say my jelktis
google it 🙂
Furry Marines
They ain’t my favorite chapter. But I do like the unique design helmet of their chaplains
If porn magazines can exist in 40k, so can jelking
Internet memes?
100%
You think Tech Priests just talk in the Noosphere?
Nah
I fucking love how the Tech Priests gatekeep what's essentially "Super Discord: Hive Mind Edition"
Jesus Christ
Yes
how is he gona heal his battle brothers without it
Thank goodness btw. We had gone too long without talking about penises and I was beginning to feel that this was an uninclusive space.
im talking about their weird version of the apothecary tool, because wolf priests are both chaplains and apothecaries
I know I just had to make the joke
but yeah its called the claw of something

This place wouldnt be the same without Tavi popping in once or twice a day to say some gooner shit.
God speed I respect anyone that has no understanding of social graces, a trooper he is
🫡
Jesus Christ that gave me secondhand pain
A mfer like you deserves that kind of pain

True
Go go new tyranids purge this chat
The one with the ballsack on his back is peak Nid
What the fuck are you doing talking about 40K on here
Cringe
YEAH THATS WHAT I SAID
Okay let’s talk about Lancer then
Or something idk
oh no
so many new raveners wtf
They’re a kill team
5 man
More elite then marine KTs lol
They are on a mission to eat a big planetary cannon
3 APL can fight/shoot twice
Are the bodies new sculpts too
Tasty tasty
Yes
so does this mean raveners are a class of bioform like warriors/gaunts now?
Yeah these are entriely new
Always were
^
remember Tyranids can just make any bioform on the spot
they only got classifications that are limited because of tabletop
afaik there was only ever the basic ravener that is just a small trygon
YEAH THATS WHAT WE ARE SAYING

but yeah classic 40k case of:
"they were always here!"
Erm akshully
These nerds showed up
lmao
In that one nid evolution chart
“– funny thing. See, right now, this weapon technically doesn’t even exist. You’re shooting them with a gun that isn’t real, and yet it is! Don’t worry about it. RA’s like that. Just, here, know that because it exists at some point, we’ve made it. That’s causality, and causality is a –"
Tbf with 40k being like a gigantic ass galaxy
That is
Actually plausible
yeah I know I dont mind it, but its funny for idiots that go "wahhh I hate retcons in 40k"
money is money dipshit
Lol

Along with the bureaucratic inefficiencies of the Imperium
ofc
I mean
Unless if it's something stupid like the yellow Lasgun thing.
(I traded it afterwards after I got post-purchase clarity)
Seriously why bother
They’re cute
Hug it
That you just ignore yeah
Awful

Jarate colored laser from a lasgun
Again
I just think yellow lasers are Lasguns at their maximum power
...
hell im glad the raveners have a full line up of variants now
This pipebomb im throwing at you is at maximum power
It makes you feel better
But yeah there’s still the basic ravener type

the prime ravener looks kinda goofy though ngl
Btw I just got Fear and Hunger

You're a fish
Like I actually bought it a week ago so it isn't just
But
Yeah
I have it
I hope you like cannibalism
I should play it
and human misery
I am a fan of 40k
With feet
ok Insmouth resident
And have arms
LOL

||that one the one where the monsters do butt stuff to you if you lose?||
Don’t you dare imply I’m a Welshman
Only some of them 
Y'know I kinda want to make an alt. Version of the story where the fish people just act completely normally
Mostly humans
I've been over this. and I know your pfp is supposed to be a Pulse Blade Pilot, but the red hue does not help and it makes you look like Amogus
Yeah and it’s funny
The scene where they walk outside aren't them hunting him
Instead it's just a party
The narrator thinks it's some type of ritual
wtf is a pulse blade?
He tries to escape and the fish people chase after him
ngl i thought Elite's pfp was an ODST or something
"Hey wanna join our party, we have free drinks and bread!"
"OH MY GOD GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAKS!"
here's a hint for its association
ah titanfall
"Come on man, Jeff is great at the dance floor."
"THE INCOMPREHENSIBLE HORROR OF IT ALL!!!"
Wall hack knife

You Chuck it at a wall and it gives you wallhacks on a surface
lmao
Pulse scan in Titanfall 1 just straight up gave you wallhacks for a few seconds
Lol
never gona happen
Too bad, EA is printing money with Apex.
used to be such a bastard using this ordnance
Actually there's two games with TF 3 as it's acronym that I wish would release
But neither would happen

It’s dead, go consume other mecha stuff as cope
I don't even bother throwing unless it lands on the hatch/face
BUT IT'S THE COOLEST MECHA STUFF

you hear about the battletech gothic leaks?
The other TF3 is even more sad.
Well somewhat the coolest
I haven't tried Armored Core unfortunately
Partially because my computer's having some issues
team fortress 3 is even less likely than half life 3
Read up on lancer I’m sure you’d find it cool
AC6 is not graphic demending

and half life 3 is somewhere near seeing bigfoot riding a dragon in the likely to happen scale
I mean I think I need to reapply the Thermal Paste
But at the same time I want to actually upgrade to a new computer so I don't know how much hassle I wanna go through lmao
been playing a bit of mecha break as a way to satiate my battle mech taste
Although tbf Half Life Alyx made it so that it's only Bigfoot caught in actual HD
Levels of possible
true
Also Half Life Alyx's combine designs are legit my favorite
And I hope that if there is a HL3
They would return in some form
Or another
I love Lancers dif mech designs so much
And how each corporation has its own design language
It’s like if 4chan met an eldritch god
Not talking about you Horus, get your BALD ASS OUT OF HERE
getting a warframe vibe from this one
NVM it IS fucking awesome

Can't wait to shout slurs while in a mecha
That’s not even a joke HORUS were a group of internet trolls and hacktavists
Who met uh
Eldritch computer God
"I FUCKING HATE [MINORITY] RAAAAAHHH-"
That is actually perfect I love that
love me some big chunky mechs
And always hits
And never missed
It will always hit you
It’s not a gun
But it is a gun
Although if it's hackavisits then it seems more left leaning
Since most of them are left leaning
So /leftpol/?
Harrison armory are an almost facist organization
it even has the eye
Who loves imperialism
Horus are absurdly decentralized
And hate government control
Aside from the Union(barely)
and what's Northstar's shtick
ngl that font reminds me of something from Mechquest
Sounds more like my type of faction by day.
So they're basically a group of extreme leftist rules by an Eldritch god
And for other civilian uses
Don’t worry
You can uh
Strap a gun to them
And smith shimano
Uh
They like eugenics

that's one hell of a 180 for a "shipping conglomerate"
Oh great
CorpoNazis. My favorite.
...
Actually sounds fun to play ngl
Nah North Star doesn’t do that

They’re just indifferent to suffering
@arctic talon So Horus is basically an anarchism group
Yes
Also they’re nerds
Sick
Do they commit horrific atrocities?
Blueprint sent out to rebels
Uh sometimes?
Sick
Balor
They are actual shitposters
Is a funny frame
any of these factions have a giant mech that is basically just walking arty?
like with massive cannons on it's back
Yes Harrison Armory has it
The apocalypse rail
Lol
love it
The Barbarossa is huge
It’s a ship mounted rail gun
Miniaturized for mech use
It also does uh
100 damage on the tabletop
When fully charged
For context the average mech HP starting out is 10
Yes, also their memes are sometimes memetic weapons
Also they have rules on their forum boards
That you can’t post memetic weapons
Without tagging them

Holy shit teenagers need to never ever be in any kind of management position
B b b based
I love it
Frog
Ignore the fact that it was used to crack a planet
That’s a horus design?
please tell me its small enough for a big mech to punt
Yep
Yeah it’s size 1/2
The Horus goblin and kobold
Are both tiny obnoxious things
Kobold is designed for mining rebellions
A but tame for horus
this is just called Drake
It is a retrofitted mining frame
Yeah IPS has that naval captain naming convention lol
Harrison Armory likes to name their stuff after uh
Conquerors
Dictators
Other evil people
i see what they did there with this one
Lol
i wonder what poor sods get to pilot that
The willing one
maybe some guy who has aquaphobia
The Minotaur is a funny Horus frame
It has non Euclidean space
For everything there’s way more parts in it
Then should fit
It also can send people to “the maze”
its called "expendable last resort reclamation"
is it a SC firebat situation where the suit slowly kills the pilot and thus the pilots are almost all reformed criminals?
NAH ain't no way they got a mech named Nelson. dude: "Commander, we have found the target who massacred more than a hundred of our assets" Commander: "Ah, my old enemy...NELSON"
No the suit is just insanely dangerous
Its made out of salvaged parts
It’s likely for Lancers and not corporate pilots
I love the caliban
Little creature
Shotgun is powerful enough to launch other mechs back
what an odd contrast, wide frame but skinny arms
Of almost any size
Yeah
Nelson i find the most visually appealing i do like the medieval vibe, despite its funny naming choice
Nelson is hilarious
It’s designed for fighting pirates
My favorite time traveling(?) mech
It’s production log is dated a few thousand years in the future
Except it’s around in present Lancer time
and then it turns out the one utilizing this is the most nicest individual in existence
Tbf most members of Horus are a bit
Cooky
The mech licenses only change when someone dies
And it “opens” up
No one knows what the total count is on these licenses
Including Horus cells

The Manticore has a built in suicide bomb
meeting eldrich gods tends to do that to people
my mech's got a piece in his left hand
That requires the pilot to be inside the mech
He can have 2 pieces 🔥
named after the dude that founded Roanoke i guess
the needler if it was good in Halo
any single images of the HA ones?
dey put Isaac Clarke in a mech
Yeah there’s quite a few, if you check comp/con their official like character builder
was about to say
that is very close to copyright infringment
Which is incomplete
legs for days
Yes
this is also
the version thats in line
with The 3 utopian principles of the Union

the original version is uh
not
bro has 4 arms
yeah and it goes HARD
"general kenobi"
yes
this is the stable version funnily enough
that was pushed into production
the prototype only has 2 arms but has a much more aggresive design
i love being PURPLE
whip fingers
this don't look like a horsey with wings
I should play lancer
Pegasus despite looking like an eldritch monstrosity is prolly one of the easier frames
Due to the fact its so consistent
is the gun supposed to be its face?
Yes
was about to say "where's the gun" and then i had a wait a min moment
The pegasus kind of plays loose with causality
It both is and isn't a gun
same with its big license weapon
Saladin is fun in Lancer, bunch of missiles and energy shields
Interesting, the new Warcom article for Old World still uses the name Malerion rather than Malekith
They changed that in the core rulebook lore too, they’re gona be using Malerion forever now imo
Very interesting
I'd assumed it would be just an AoS change since Total War still uses Malekith
Malekitten
Don’t call him that lmao
i got to ask, did the leader of the shadow warriors actually sleep with his mom to steal some amulet?
lmao
It's probably easier to figure out who hasn't slept with Morathi
true
yes
its alith anar
his existence is based
the mech talk earlier made me want to play ac6 again
kinda want to try a heavy tank build
So does the Lecitio Divinatus still exist in Modern Warhammer lore or has it taken a different name or evolved since Lorgar made it?
As in, it being the MAIN book, equivelant to the bible or other primary holy texts when comparing it to the Imperium.
it does still exist
And is still the big religous book
Alright, thanks bro. 
They've removed anything about Lorgar fromi t though
LOL
Yeah, I'd assume. 💀
"Yeah a literal daemon primarch who betrayed the Emperor wrote our holy scriptures."
But even then 99.9% of the imperium doesnt know that the Traitor Primarchs are even primarchs and think of them as daemons.
The citizens at least
not just the citizens
a priest that was talking to Gilliman was upset and assumed it was a test when he said there are 18 primarch because the cult says the emperor only made 9
that is fucking hilarious
I love it
"No memetic weapons in general" 🤓
Any insect mechs?
All of smith shimano’s range are named after butterflies
Some of the Horus mechs are kind of insectoid
And some of the smith shimano things have insect like wings
None of the Horus stuff has a defined appearance though right
Yeah
All the names are just union threat classifications
Lmao their mechs are so horny
Yep, just function
If it’s a bunch of angry nanites it’s a balor
If it sends you to a non Euclidean hellmaze and violates what should be possible to fit into a space it’s a Minotaur
I like the one with 6 arms
If you get cast into Egyptian hell it’s a goblin
Ah
Dusk Wing's lore bits are fucked
All the size 1/2 mechs are funny
"I saw myself over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over..."
DHIYED is such a fun meta vault
“We made first contact maybe an hour
after breaching the vault. I remember
nothing of it. I’m told most of my squad
was killed outright; all I remember is
light– brilliant– and a lightness in my
own being.
“I do believe that I died in that moment,
and yet I’m here, and I can’t square
these two realities. Something has gone
wrong, something has gone wrong,
something has gone–”
“I don’t think we killed it. I think it wants us to believe we killed it – and I cannot imagine what it has done while we think ourselves safe.”
“Inside? What did I see inside? You think I escaped? That this is all real? No, I– I never left. I’m still there. Something is wrong. Something is not right.”
what, ganzir mention?
Nah its about Meta vaults in Lancer
DHIYED was the only one that got properly explored
one of them got shot into a sun because it spooked the people who found it
and the other was going to get explored but the moment an expedition team stepped into it, the whole thing vanished from reality
Horus raiding DHIYED was funnyt
hacking a bunch of transit systems/mission boards/image boards asking if you wanted to go into a meta vault lol
and it fucking worked
Ah, Lancer. I like weird monsters mecha things
now granted I'm pretty sure most people who went into DHIYED went insane or died
I think the list of people who came out of that place sane is a shorter list
So do I tbh
the Goblin is so funny
Weird meta vault derrived hacking mech
mfw when you're so annoying a fucking corpo literally makes fun of you
mfw HOR_OS starts freaking out because i put it in another frame and now I can't get the buzzing out of my head
Mourning Cloak's failure when you teleport is the funniest shit ever
reappearing in the middle of the group post encounter, immediately dismounting, and running straight for the strongest bottle you have on hand
This is a good genre of meme
This build is so boring though
i did not like it
movement is very weird
i will forever be a reverse joint leg player
The heavy tank has almost 0 movement, It is just there to tank damage.
I either go wheel chair or standard legs.
If we get a revival of mech games can someone either bring back Chromehounds or make something similar to it, I liked that game
I want more Mechwarrior-likes
I was thinking of an idea of a mech game but its one of those ideas where all it is is just taking cool parts from other games and shoving them together to make an amalgam
Ie it probably wouldnt work very well
I wonder how Steel Hunters is doing nowadays
It got announced during the last big gaming event but I havent heard much out of the public
It would be cool as hell though
My idea was basically mixing AC and Mechwarrior together (high speed with capability to shoot off components, using what weapons you still have strategically, and ability to customize extensively) with an emphasis on momentum: if you're going fast in an 80 ton war machine, it'll feel like you're 80 tons barrelling through the sky or ground.
Or you just make a mech that specializes in using momentum and crash into things delibrately
I generally think that a Knight game would be awesome
Like the T'au and Eldar have equivalents
I forgot whether the Nids do but I'm pretty sure they do
Chaos obviously have Chaos Knights
Am I just saying this because I want to play a T'au mecha?
Yes. And you cannot deny it would be fucking cool.
Although Eldar Mechas would also be banger
Nids do have giant bioforms yeah
Biotitans are the main example
The game would prolly be best with armiger sized stuff
Since not every faction has knight sized stuff
off the top of my head i can think Tau, orks, eldar, imperium and chaos
that's all i can think
Deamons and Tyranids as well
There’s already Titanicus anyways
They’re probably not gonna make a middle ground of that
Not that I dislike the idea but, it’s unlikely
Unless there is demand. If they make some of those units more fun to play on the table top.
Knights already have huge balance issues in the tabletop and probably always will
they are an entire army that revolves around giant slow moving mechs
and in a tabletop war game setting being slow is not a good idea
Same reason why Titan rules for the main table top will always be shit probably
Unless they have a lot of things to compensate for that slow speed they're gonna be always considered noob stompers
Yeah it’s just, rough for the system
But if the compensation is too much then they become unkillable monsters that can tank a Nova cannon to the face and not even move
They can fucking haul ass
The problem is when you have that small an army
Yeah
With elite units
They’re super skewy
It’s very much either or
They’re more skewy then stodes
But imagine playing as the Avatar of Khaine only to feel the throat choke.
Knights compound it
It will sell like candy.
Some people are into that
really ?
that's surprising i thought their entire game play loop is being giant armored behemoths that while slow can absolutely brutalize people in the tabletop because they can eat enough damage to make someone cry
Depends on the build but they have good melee for some
They have a 10” move
They’re not slow, their issue is you can literally have like
Four units for a 2000 point game
Yeah
The imperium should put some multi targeting system in these machines.
They do
I know
is it just me or is the discord font weird now
it ain't great but what can you do
It’s a way to expose people who have committed tax fraud
Though, some armies can win my number of models advantage because other units can't multi hit.
Knights issues aren’t that they can’t deal with hordes
Their issue is that they just die
They’re really pricy for how squishy they are
Yeah
oh yeah they are very easy to hit right
This has been an issue since their introduction
Realistic gameplay it is then...
Even with old AV system
If your opponent builds for it, it’s a very boring game
Raise ion shields uh
Well even with old ion shields and stuff
You’d still go down easily
i was about to say don't they have like shields for this thing
Like sure you’re only slightly less durable then a baneblade
Also because you’re so few in units holy fuck does it hurt way more when you lose one
Lol
But you only got a 3+ save
And a 5++
Like it doesn’t take much to go pop as a knight
Which is why imo reducing their current durability and letting you run more
Is prolly the way forward
I mean
letting people run like 5 or 6 questoris imo
won't ruin their tabletop look
But either way, they’re just one of those factions that inherently is hard to balance
And the games scaling back of depth hasn’t helped
even if it had the same depth as before they'd be in the same shit state
just look at Heresy knights 
can't even run the army properly below 5k since you can't fill out a noble court + armigers
1 AC can kill a whole squad of knights... ACore 4 the Victory.
armored core 4 is on meth
Anything from 4 and after
I’d rather clear the sight line
LOL
he looks cool
oh hey it's april fools
hey eternal i fucked your mom
Can confirm, I was the mom
you wish

Yeah...
Unrelated image
Y'know I'm genuinely surprised nobody has tried making like
40k ""analog"" horror
Sounds pretentious ik but usually 40k tech is old styled despite being futuristic
Like I could definitely believe the video quality is fucking VHS tier on average
There's plenty of books that go into grim dark horror
Ah I think I have gotten confused 
Like ffs the Mechanicus guns are basically cowboy guns
Except futuristic
And also steampunk
Also I think people
Well not us
But a lot of fans forget that encountering something like
A bloodthirster
Or even one regular Ork as a regular human being
Would be fucking terrifying
Would genuinely be horrible
Yeah true.
Also why analog horror 40k sounds fun.
Propaganda videos
My favorite
It would be fun if only to make like casual In-Universe propaganda videos
And also the classic cheesy analog horror trope of like
"Tape ending with something horrific" would literally just be normal
Grimdark shards makes some really good short audio books that usually have some element of horror you should check it out if you haven't allready
I should. Thank you for the rec


seriously though like
40k analog horror sounds genuinely plausible
or even just
40k analog styled videos
idk like making imperium propaganda videos sounds fun
I love shit like the Uplifting Guardsman Primer
Because it's genuinely good worldbuilding
...
and also because it's funny
and also kinda sad because you know people have properly genuinely believed it
and tried judo throwing an ork
only for them to laugh and krump them

well
the ork would just tear their arm off
lol
and then probably beat them to death with the arm
My fav thing about the imperium is the naval aspect /rt
they would probably find the them funny for trying and then
do what you just explained
Oi ZOGBOK THIS HUMIE TRIED THROWIN ME
lol
Honestly it's either that or them just like
stopping in disbelief
There's some people who have beaten Rogue Trader here right, or at least gotten as far as Act 3
and then tearing their arm off
like it isn't even zoggin funny they're just
genuinely bewildered
Yep
I haven't even gotten my navigator yet 
need help wit something?
i beat the game yeah
nah he can stay
Thanks guys 
Very well
my favorite part of the uplifting primer is this
So just got to ||Kiava Gamma||, the last location available at this moment for me. I recon Act2 will end after I finish whatever I need to do there. So I was wondering if I should do the Expansion stuff before finishing that area? Or can I continue it where I left off after I leave ||Kiava Gamma|| without any trouble?
||act 2 won't finish at Kiava gamma, but you should do expansion stuff whenever it pops up imo, I'd do it before finishing kiava gamma||
|| like wolf said explore the systems and stuff because you might see equipment that you wouldn't see anywhere else ||
||its pretty obvious when act 2 is going to end, there is a huge climax, but I won't elaborate||
"Any soldier who speaks ill of the Emperor, the Imperium, cites his loyalty to any entity besides the emperor, defaces holy artefacts or buildings, incites heretical thoughts or actions, talks openly about forbidden subjects and generally behaves in a manner disrespectful to all that is good and holy will have extremities removed and left to bleed to death, for the Emperor's pleasure. The body will then be burned to ensure no taint remains."
yeah this game is straight to the point when it comes to act endings
Right, I tried doing the expansion stuff right away, but ||the fight with the Magos was impossible for me at that time, killing over half of my retinue before I even had a turn. I believe I'd have easier time by now though||
I think this is for Heresy from Rules and Regulations
do you have a Tank that can act as a damaged sponge?
yes but I couldn't activate him before he died
Yandre NHP
or everyone else was dead
this is also a highlight
was it abelarad as a warrior Vanguard?
yes
I love the bit of text underneath
Which probably suggested to do uh
unsavory things to psykers
sancitoned or not
did you take the extra wounds talents
yes
That give you like fake health
what difficulty are you playing on
oof yeah that explains it
this game even on the lowest difficulty will give you a challenge
i'm not the best when it comes to the combat aspects
Only one of these is true.
I don't mind the challenge but that area was just unbeatable with the loadouts I had available at the time, decided just to retry later
I just finished watching more Gameplay Reveal for Doom the Dark Ages...I found just the game i needed to release my anger from dealing with shit customers in my retail job this year
should reenact the game on the local karen
yeah do some subquests and
power level a bit
I don't think I'd have trouble with the fight now, but I just wanted to know I won't miss my chance if I continue with the mission in ||Kiava Gamma||
HR manager: "records for your previous job cited they witnessed you cutting a wound on their torso vertically then proceeded to pull both sides apart, exposing their internal organs. After the guest said they wanted a reimburse on a gift card" Me: "wanna see me do it again..?"
Here's how it went the last time
Your face
Fair
Please don't joke like that.
It is alright. How are you feeling though? I see that you made some similar jokes recently.
also why does the emperor have a metal face mask on his crotch
it looks like it's fucking staring into the guardsman's soul
"You must kiss the groin face"-Big E
Eh, been doing fine mostly. There are days where the depression flairs up more than most, but that hasn't happened lately.
I have been trying to cut down on the suicide jokes tho
Thank you for reminding me btw
"Bro... I'm not kissing that-"
"HERETIC! YOU MUST KISS THE GROIN FACE."
It's ok. If you want to talk, I'm open for it. I have been there, done that.
all in all, looking forward to the Dark Ages game. wonder if i get to beat up Maykr Jabba
it would be funny if he was actually like
the only chill one the entire time
he's just fat
Doom's version of the Duke from Resident Evil Village.
worst kind of people
I genuinely don’t get how this even fun for people
Especially with like, kids at a LGS
Yeah dude you beat the 12 year old whose army is literally just out of a single box who barely know how cover works
Wow
Congrats
sad little gits who have nothing else in life than curb stomp new players
gloating over it isn't much of a brag, yeah
It can be funny with friends but
I love mysterious merchant characters
Stupid bullshit heresy games were everyone makes their army broken as fuck can be funny
Even with friends, your goal should be letting everyone have fun.
Otherwise, I don't think you are their friends.
I mean it is funny if it's like
"You crush your little brother in a game"
but even then you should either teach them/actualy let them win
or just
go easy on em
Also, help out the other guy, teach him on what he can do.
Sometimes it is a good idea to teach them the hard way why certain mechanics are a good or bad idea but
Yeah
That comes after.
"Okay listen, when you go into a game, the first thing you should do is insult their mothe-"
“So…you just moved all your guys out of cover and into my line of fire…sooo I win.”
Well, unless if the kid is aroggance as hell, then sure, crush them all.
He decided he wanted to be Salamanders
He made fun of my Iron Hands
He made his choice
😑
“Unfortunately, only I am allowed to have vehicles this game.”
Or when people wanna do primarch fights in table top

don't get
“Why yes I’d love to try a primarch game.”
It’s frustrating how good Ferrus synergizes with his legion
Ironic considering in-lore he basically has the opposite opinion about cybernetics
When narratively it’s basically impossible to make a good reason for him to be there besides “Oh boy it’s Istvaan V again.”
God its so hot
He and the boys went to go to the local cybernetics convention when Guilliman decided to stop him
for some reason
Lots of “ok so the legion of the damned thing is canon for this game”
But he’s an extremely good model, super powerful in melee, tied for highest base toughness with Vulkan and Horus Ascendent
tbf I generally think Imperium Vs. Imperium battles are basically barely canon
like they say that imperium factions infight
Extremely powerful hits
but we actually barely see that
Also has a pretty decent ranged suite and vehicle repair ability
IH is my least liked legion... Maybe tied with the DA.
No accounting for taste
Generally GW at least always gives us good rules
Partially because the legion gimmick plays into it well I think
Tough, Vehicle focused, unrelenting firing lines
Not very hard to make that gimmick solid
8e IH was one of the strongest marines faction.
Yeah there’s been a couple times we’ve been some real powerhouses
And even when we’re not, they’re not bad
Heresy they’re just very solid
IH has the "feel no pain" right?
Stuff like -1 strength to any attack for all units, it’s just good and solid
Depends but a lot of them do yeah
It’s a common option
And there’s often lots of relics and stuff to add it
I just can't stand IH and DA lore.
The two consistent gimmicks are, high toughness values or stuff like FNP
And vehicle focus, often meaning good Techmarines
Also firing lines and stuff like that but
I enjoy the IH lore, they’re cold hearted assholes but they’re extremely effective and generally more in line with what most marines probably should be like

They're also all cyborgs
And even I can admit
That is cool as shit
Live longer, harder to kill
Lots of wacky upgrades and bionics they use
Their combat record is actually pretty wild
Genuinely a SM game with an IH main protagonist sounds sick
Also the potential for customization would be fun
Idk about a protagonist but
I’d like to see one featured
But idk
They’d probably just do some cringe shit about how the flesh is actually not weak
True, I guess just mechanicus themed in general.
I mean there is the mechanicus games but like
FPS Tech Priest
sounds ufn
It would be kinda fun if you could bring some as a special unit in Mechanicus
I’ve always wanted a Deathwatch game like the RPG
tbf with psyker bullshit it isn't
but the problem is that psyker bullshit has their own problems
With the augmetic options
Well even their psykers take advantage of the philosophy
They enhance the bionics, machines, and have stuff which flenses non cyborgs in the radius
Somewhat but they still are enhanced
And they still enhance the bionics of others and their machines
Honestly would be fun for like an ARPG with multiple paths.
Either go full "The Flesh is weak" or "Look I can shoot lightning out of my hands"
oh gaming
so basically the IH have bioaugments
for the psykers in their ranks
They’re Technomancers
awesome
They fuck with enemy vehicles and enhance their own, make the bionics of the other IH stronger and whatever
Rapidly repair damage
Are they actually aware that it's psyker shit