#40k-lore-chat

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celest dome
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Calm down Caligula

late osprey
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Hell Forges are fallen Forge Worlds and the domain of the Dark Mechanicus. Many of these worlds were once loyal Forge Worlds of the Martian Mechanicum, but have since slipped into worship of the Ruinous Powers.[1]
Though their origins lay with the original followers of Kelbor-Hal who sided with Horus during the Horus Heresy[3], many other Mechan...

celest dome
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The Dark Mechanicum, or Dark Mechanicus[7], referred to by themselves as the New Mechanicum[6b] or True Mechanicum,[20a] is a Chaos-affiliated counterpart to the Adeptus Mechanicus. Its origins trace back to those who pledged loyalty to Warmaster Horus at the end of the Great Crusade. The Dark Mechanicum serves as a dark "mirror" to their counte...

dusk patrol
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Yeah, I’d have to find the names

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Ulan Huda was a moon and fallen Forge World of the Eastern Fringe during the Great Crusade and Horus Heresy.[2a]
Long hidden in the storms that haunt the edge of the Galaxy, the world had long devoted itself to forbidden technologies that allowed the planet itself to move through the Warp in order to escape the predations of Xenos and other horr...

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Is a fun one

meager zinc
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Dude, trying to pinpoint exact places in the warp is kind of like this:

https://youtu.be/yqUv2JO2BCs

On this tour, portals will take us to various non-Euclidean geometries. This is not Minecraft!

A cool holonomy effect happened during this tour, but it was not explained by our guide Tehora! Have you found it? Please tell us in the comments!

Tehora Rogue's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHRkB4HgLLReBxWJwblHsjQ

Visited geometries:

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vagrant fox
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I do want a little darkmech exploration in 40k lads

dusk patrol
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It’s a moving moon

late osprey
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dark mechanicum make most of what isn't looted, although they aren't nearly united in any way so they don't have much of a monopoly over chaos production either

median star
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would it be out of the realm of possibilities that dark mech could employ men of iron

dusk patrol
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There’s also stuff like CSM literally growing armor they wear

late osprey
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although ostensibly it's in every hell forge's interest to make ties with some chaos warbands if only to be part of their protection rackets

dusk patrol
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And other stuff like that

dusk patrol
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And seek them out

late osprey
meager zinc
hallow saddle
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Anvilius, Sarum are 2 big ones

dusk patrol
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Dark Mek is pretty varied in what they do, some are much less overtly corrupted

late osprey
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a hell forge that refuses to play ball with any of the chaos warbands though, are probably going to get raided to oblivion quickly

dusk patrol
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Although some of that is them coping

meager zinc
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Remember, men of iron wiped out humanity at it's technological peak. Getting on their bad side can still be devastating.

late osprey
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well 'men of iron' is a very vague term

dusk patrol
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The Men of Iron also fought against the ones trying to wipe out humanity

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They’re not one thing really

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They’re not really a faction also that exists in notable numbers outside of I guess the LoV

meager zinc
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I mean they at least know about the true Omnissiah.

dusk patrol
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I mean one claims to

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You’re ascribing a lot to a very mysterious group which we don’t know much about really

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There’s not much reason for us to think UR is a super trustworthy source for example

meager zinc
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UR-025 has to be telling the truth yo. Why would it lie???

dusk patrol
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Because it’s got its own biases and agenda

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We don’t know if it’s right or not, or how it got the information

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It believes it but that doesn’t make it true

lofty mason
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What happened to the Technobabarian leaders during the Unification Wars? Did Big-E accept their surrenders or all of them were culled?

dusk patrol
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Little column a little column b

meager zinc
dusk patrol
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The black books go into it a little

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But we don’t know a lot

vagrant fox
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One became a rogue trader iirc

dusk patrol
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Malcador was arguable one

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Some definitely joined him

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Or were imprisoned

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Or died

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The Unifiction Wars were like 300 years total

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If you include Sol

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It took a long long time

vagrant fox
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Wasn't there a ship based AI that absolutely schools on some admech and says theres no omnissiah

dusk patrol
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Yeah the one

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Something of hope idk

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It’s just some random fuck AI though, we do know the Omnissiah is a real thing but what it is, is more the question

meager zinc
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Spirit of Eternity

dusk patrol
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It’s like machine spirits, it’s not really a simple thing

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And the warp and stuff is intertwined

median star
dusk patrol
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Yeah there’s a few who did

late osprey
vagrant fox
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I'm assuming it's a catchall term to explain minor machine quirks to perhaps some actual machine spirits but idk

late osprey
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it seems to be the earlier on someone surrendered, the better things went for them

opaque coyote
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The advice ball that is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth

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dusk patrol
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Some of which is machines having minor AI or actual AI, and resonance in the warp

dapper gyro
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UR-025 wants prove of itself being sentient, it wants to define sentient and other being with no "soul". With that, its belief is already bended.

dusk patrol
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Some of which is just basic machine functions

dapper gyro
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In 40k, souls needs to have resonance with the warp... Which I find funny because they only know where the souls go, but not where they come from.

vagrant fox
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only the emprah knows

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I'm assuming servitor brains give it some low level awareness in more advanced machines as well, just maybe

dusk patrol
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Some, some are literally just AI

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Or develop warp resonance and personalities

vagrant fox
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Yeah that uh, land raider I think it was going ballistic and killing everything

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Whatever it is I hope they don't explain it too much

opaque coyote
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And it wants it now.

vagrant fox
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Fuckin Gav Thorpe wrote the killing landraider story, of all people

opaque coyote
vagrant fox
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Well it got catapulted out of the Crimson Fists fortress monastery when it went kablooey and got mad

opaque coyote
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Also Blanks exist

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And we don't know whether they just

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Don't have one

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Or

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Do have one but it's a weird negative soul thing

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I believe in the latter tbh

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Since Blanks can use their aura as anti Daemon laser beams

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(only the really blanky ones tho)

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Unfortunately for the Necrons, they can't shoot laser beams out of their sheer aura

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Instead it's a fun gun

vagrant fox
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Then there's that Frauka feller who lost his blankness

vagrant fox
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I think it was him. Another damned Abnettism

sacred bluff
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He didn't lose his blankness per say

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It's just when he's near Zael it becomes null

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Zael is a unique type of psyker

vagrant fox
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It's been so long, I should read it again

opaque coyote
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I fucking hate Fallout fans I fucking hate Fallout fans I fucking hate Fallout fa

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THE NCR LITERALLY HAD LIKE

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SALVAGED POWER ARMOR

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WHY WOULDN'T THEY TRY TO MAKE IT WORK

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FFS

vagrant fox
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The New Vegas fandom is a blight

opaque coyote
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The worst part is that it's literally in Vegas

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The NCR wear Salvaged PA

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They had to take the servos out because they couldn't train people

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actual tourist

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Although it is replacing the Riot Gear which is kinda sad tbh

storm jungle
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like some people just wanna do fun designs on them, leave them alone lol

arctic talon
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also ngl

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Power armor training

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has always been

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the most stupid piece of fucking lore

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in existence lol

storm jungle
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LOL

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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ELITE 💀

arctic talon
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It wasn't a thing in FO1 or 2

opaque coyote
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Like I know they retconned it so that it was like

arctic talon
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it adds literally nothing to the lore

opaque coyote
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A pre-war prototype

opaque coyote
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But it would've been cooler to have X-02's scattered around

arctic talon
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its my opinion smh

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Power armor training exists exclusively because bethesda wanted to gate power armor behind progression lol

opaque coyote
storm jungle
opaque coyote
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also tbh the Fo3 enclave PA are cool looking genuinely

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Like

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I'm sad they're talked less

arctic talon
opaque coyote
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Because like

storm jungle
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get slammed idiot

arctic talon
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lol

opaque coyote
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Shit like the Hellfire Armor is genuinely cool

arctic talon
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okay genuine question

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do people actually like power armor training

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in like FO3 and NV

storm jungle
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no idea

opaque coyote
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It's a mechanic

arctic talon
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because it always felt very stupid to me it was a thing

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I mean I guess

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its also got lore to it

opaque coyote
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Honestly I think that

It's fine personally.

arctic talon
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but yeah it is more of a mechanic

opaque coyote
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Lore-wise it makes sense. Of course you need training to use the suit of power armor

azure knoll
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what exactly is it?

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it's for sure not in fo4

arctic talon
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its a perk

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thats it

opaque coyote
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As for progression, I definitely think Fo4 should've kept it since uh

arctic talon
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it lets you use power armor

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lol

azure knoll
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what it do

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so

arctic talon
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nothing

azure knoll
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wait hold on

arctic talon
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it lets you use power armor

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thats all the perk does

azure knoll
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no power armor without it..?

arctic talon
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you either get it at level 50 or you get it from the BoS, or Enclave

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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tbh

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imo it literally doesn't matter

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if you get power armor early game

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like yeah its prolly a bit overpowered

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but whatever

azure knoll
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the whole game is a numbers simulator

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every fallout game is

vagrant fox
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I never cared for the perk, it was very whatever. I get it, with how you'd move in FO4 power armour but FO4 doesn't have it

arctic talon
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nothing will match the glory that is fallout 1 and 2 power armor

winter vessel
# storm jungle me @ you

they could've done a better job with Moldaver's NCR remnant forces. seeing modern ballistic headgear looks weird on em

arctic talon
opaque coyote
azure knoll
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it doesn't matter. there isn't much more skill expression than shooting a guy 15 times in the head

opaque coyote
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And it would've been cool it keep it late game

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To get that feeling of power

arctic talon
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I love taking literally 0 damage from everything in FO2

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after I steal armor

winter vessel
arctic talon
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from the enclave

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tbh I like how her remenants look

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they look messed up

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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but I'm also like

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not super deep into fallout lore lol

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I just like how they look

azure knoll
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at level 20

winter vessel
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I'm still a T-51 fanboy

arctic talon
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still tbh

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wait no

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T-51 nvm

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I messed up the armor names

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LOL

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T-51 looks really good

opaque coyote
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@arctic talon A neat detail is that if you arrive in Navarro with T-51. Both the Sarge and Quartermaster are just like

"They got you with the budget armor. Get a proper set of X-01"

You even see a couple of enclave soldiers with T-51 on

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It's a nice detail

arctic talon
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because the T-51 isn't enclave kit anymore

winter vessel
opaque coyote
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/for lesser outposts

arctic talon
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Yeah

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God I forgot how fucking wide

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advanced power armor was in FO2

storm jungle
arctic talon
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Tbf

storm jungle
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who didnt feed him???

arctic talon
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thats just fallout 3 and NV

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power armor

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LOL

winter vessel
arctic talon
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all the power armor in that game looks terrible

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since its so form fitting

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I get why they had to do it but goddamn lol

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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Bro that isnt Power Armor, that is ENERGY PLATE

green loom
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Fallout 4 messed up a lot but power armour was NOT one of them

arctic talon
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FO4 Power armor looks great

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Fallout 4 does a lot good

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tbb

winter vessel
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My favorite interaction with the Navarro gate guard, is, if you got a low intelligence Chosen One, he tries to be cordial as a way to warn you from entering the base.

arctic talon
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yeah

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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oh also Dorian insults you slightly less

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LOL

winter vessel
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"you go no away you get hurt. UNDERSTAND?"

opaque coyote
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Yet it's the first modern game that doesn't have it

storm jungle
arctic talon
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good

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return to our roots

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No power armor training

humble socket
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he needs some milk

arctic talon
storm jungle
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Stand ready for his arrival worm

winter vessel
azure knoll
arctic talon
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but yeah fallout 5 better not have power armor training

tight stratus
arctic talon
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and should have even more overpowered power armor

azure knoll
arctic talon
opaque coyote
arctic talon
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gene enhancements happen

opaque coyote
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Well

arctic talon
opaque coyote
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Let's just say that uh

azure knoll
arctic talon
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baby incinerator

azure knoll
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that'd be neat

opaque coyote
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They're reliving Sweet Home Alabama

arctic talon
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Jokes aside I think power armor should be rarer then it is in fallout 4

late osprey
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FO4 power armor needing batteries every 30 minutes was the main dealbreaker

arctic talon
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but each set should be much more durable

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the battery thing is

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a gameplay thing

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if they had infinite energy that would be fun

opaque coyote
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Like

late osprey
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yes and, worst of all, it's not fun

winter vessel
arctic talon
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I think you should be able to do everything you normally do in power armor

opaque coyote
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Change the starting mission, have it only be used later in the story.

arctic talon
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without the battery

opaque coyote
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Real

arctic talon
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but any advanced stuff

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you need the battery

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like the jump pack

opaque coyote
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I never minded the durability that much since most of the suits arel ike

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Literally 200 years old

arctic talon
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There's so many fucking suits lol

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the durability doesn't matter because you can always get more

opaque coyote
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Why god

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why

azure knoll
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and they're still dead, somehow

arctic talon
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yeah there's

opaque coyote
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Honestly at least implement Gorilla Arms but PA in Fallotu 4

arctic talon
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a lot of it everywhere lmao

opaque coyote
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Imagine

arctic talon
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oh also the tesla armor is cool, I hope it comes back

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but I know the enclave is like

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totally fucked lol

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so prolly not

opaque coyote
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Like

azure knoll
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after getting shot at by them for absolutely zero reason, they are rightfully fucked

opaque coyote
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As a show of power

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like idk

arctic talon
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tbh

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Raider power armor is funny

winter vessel
arctic talon
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its literally just shit strapped on

opaque coyote
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"Yes, this fucking suit with basically welded on metal on a frame gives you enough power to decimate a death claw"

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"Now imagine if you had a proper suit"

azure knoll
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i think BoS makes it a big deal when you get a power armor

arctic talon
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yeah

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also for uh

azure knoll
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i think i had maybe 5 suits by that point

arctic talon
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The NCR does have working power armor

azure knoll
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only because i got lazy

arctic talon
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I forgot the name of the dude

opaque coyote
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Like

arctic talon
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but the uh

opaque coyote
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You said

arctic talon
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from the one where you nuke

opaque coyote
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It's shit strapped onto a PA frame

arctic talon
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the NCR/Legions things

opaque coyote
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It is genuinely fucking awesome

arctic talon
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There's an NCR general

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with full power armor

winter vessel
azure knoll
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should be craftable, honestly

opaque coyote
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like ofc somebody in the apocalypse would do that

arctic talon
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yeah

opaque coyote
late osprey
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they really could have their cake and eat it too by having enclave, they're cool but they also should be dead. just have it be like... another faction derived from military remnants, so they can keep some of those aesthetics

opaque coyote
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genuinely

arctic talon
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the enclave is more of a

winter vessel
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Sierra power armor

arctic talon
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shambling corpse

winter vessel
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that's what its called

arctic talon
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then a dead body

opaque coyote
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lol

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modding save me

arctic talon
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gotta show off his head

late osprey
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they keep getting brought back because they're cool, but bethesda could make something similarly cool if they really wanted to

opaque coyote
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also

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here is the actual helmet

green loom
arctic talon
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I do actually like the enclave

winter vessel
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Sierra PA is a nice collection. but as A ranger fanatic, was always happy rocking the Elite RIot Gear in Lonesome Road

arctic talon
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er

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fuck not enclave lol

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Yeah no I love Fallouts non power armor armor

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a ton lol

late osprey
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like enclave by no means has to have a monopoly on the pre-war government loyalist aesthetic

arctic talon
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I like the Institutes asthetic

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tbh

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its pretty creepy

opaque coyote
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the saddest part about FO4 for me

arctic talon
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Shame FO4's plot

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kind of sucks ass

opaque coyote
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because it is

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wasted potential

arctic talon
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but you know, they look cool

winter vessel
arctic talon
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holy shit

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Tau stealth suit

winter vessel
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It just look like an average corpus grunt from warframe

opaque coyote
# winter vessel

Like I said

Modding saves us

Also I still think that genuinely looks cool

arctic talon
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its got the boxhead

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lol

opaque coyote
late osprey
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man that just had me remember the ancient fallout 3 mods that brought warhammer into the game

winter vessel
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anyone remember the marine armor you get in Far Harbor's dlc, my favorite too

tough haven
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I always liked the railroad and ncr

late osprey
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and i saw someone actually boot up a fallout 3 game with that mod at the local arcade and i thought it was the coolest shit

opaque coyote
winter vessel
arctic talon
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Jokes aside The legion has a fun aesthetic

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Even if they’re a bunch of psycho dudes dressed up as Romans lol

opaque coyote
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All their armor is makeshift as fuck

winter vessel
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"the Caesar has marked you for death...and the legion obeys, ready yourself for battle!" some bald dude with a beret as my companion capping the whole hit squad in under a minute

opaque coyote
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Their machetes are literally like

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A lawnmower blade

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Taped onto a handle

winter vessel
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then there's the gladius, which kinda reminds me of a kukri

opaque coyote
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except with a fancier handle

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Here is what an actual gladius looks like btw

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I like it because it shows that they clearly have no idea what rome was like

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They only have like a few books describing Rome

winter vessel
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its always fun to run a female Legion aligned Courier because of the dialogue

arctic talon
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I’m pretty sure a large chunk of them don’t know how to read

arctic talon
opaque coyote
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Like you can tell that some parts are from like

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T-45

winter vessel
opaque coyote
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Some parts from the combat armor

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etc.

arctic talon
opaque coyote
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They really got creative with the designs of the Legion and I can't help but lovei t

arctic talon
opaque coyote
vagrant fox
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I just wish they'd had more stuff like chainmail rather than yankee football padding to show they've got some industry going at home or something
It's fine as is though

opaque coyote
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and also the #1 reason why I nuke the Legion in Lonesome road even if I'm doing a Legion playthrough:

winter vessel
dusk patrol
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Lonesome Road is really funny if you just shoot all the Eyebots and snipe Ulysses immediately when you finally get to him

median star
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so what happens to a rogue traders dynasty and worlds etc if the the trader gets lost in the warp for an extended period

late osprey
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presumably everyone rejoices because most rogue traders are total pieces of shit

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but without the warrant of trade they can't be officially replaced afaik

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a new dynasty has to be made and everything

celest dome
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If they get decreed MIA there will be another one from the family that will take thr helm of the Trading empire

median star
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what would happen if say a warrent of trade was found on a derelict ship what would be done with it

late osprey
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well the warrant of trade IIRC is addressed to a specific dynasty

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so it'd be a mad scramble for someone to pretend to be a distant heir to that dynasty

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thats my guess at least

median star
late osprey
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the warrant of trade is sort of the main thing that matters AFAIK

celest dome
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Depend on who find it, someone could try to pass off as a surviving member of the dynasty that the Warrant is for

late osprey
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a dynasty without it doesnt have the legal provisions of a rogue trader and so would presumably eventually regress into being an ordinary imperial noble family

celest dome
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You can copy a warrant, you don't need the physical scrolls on you

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Rogue Trader dynasties are noted to having multiple active RT iirc

late osprey
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oh, the game made it seem like it was a singular thing of super importance

median star
dusk patrol
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Yeah it would be like the head of a noble house disappeared

dusk patrol
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But it probably wouldn’t be seen as a good sign lol

celest dome
dusk patrol
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A lot of warrants aren’t made to be passed down too

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So it depends on what kind they have

storm jungle
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Yeah stuff like this is left flexible for the sake of storytelling players/writers can make so essentially anything is possible, its just a political clusterfuck

dusk patrol
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And who their friends are

late osprey
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the benefits of someone pretending to be part of the dynasty are way too great for it to go forever without someone going "im 1/3000th von valancius" if it's addressed to a dynasty

dusk patrol
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But yeah it would be Politics™️

storm jungle
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to be fair

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as long as you kill them in a duel or some shit you'd be fine lol

dusk patrol
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Also, tbh

storm jungle
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cutthroat prizes and all that

dusk patrol
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A dynasty hiding that they don’t have a warrant anymore cause it got lost centuries ago

late osprey
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its a legal document that says "I get to do whatever the fuck I want." is very valuable in any society, especially in the Imperium

dusk patrol
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Would be in line with some dynasties secrets

median star
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if another dynasty goes to war with another what happens to the losing sides warrent

storm jungle
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I mean nothing

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they just live in shame or whatever

storm jungle
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unless their entire dynasty gets wiped

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nobody cares as long as imperial holdings arent damaged

late osprey
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the warrant is given by the high lords or the Emperor

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so nobody can take that away from them

median star
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could they steal the warrent and deprive them the role of being a certified trader anymore

late osprey
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except for those aforementioned bodies

storm jungle
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its a huge hassle

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and dependant on how strong the opposing Houses are

dusk patrol
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It’s such a like

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Legal quagmire

storm jungle
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^

dusk patrol
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That you can make what you want happen

late osprey
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so long as the warrant actually EXISTS, it wouldn't deprive them

storm jungle
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Again, left in the air for storytelling purposes

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rogue traders are RPG characters

late osprey
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its not like a football exactly

dusk patrol
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There’s no real rule of thumb cause anything can happen

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You could maybe become a RT cause you stole it

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Or maybe they have friends and you get killed immediately

storm jungle
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like we got examples of someone winning a Warrant from a fucking poker game with rich sector nobles lol

celest dome
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I mean, the Warrant that the RT have are most likely copies, the original being on Terra and stuff

storm jungle
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Some are legit-legit

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others are just written by high ranking imperial officials so

dusk patrol
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A lot of warrants aren’t even like, something you can pass down

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They’re made just for the person

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And are void after they die or do something

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They’re made for a specific purpose, while others are the dynastic ones we see

storm jungle
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Yeah you gotta be like a super big shot to have a great and actually important warrant ala the one in Rogue Trader which is a massive parchment piece

median star
storm jungle
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lol

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abhumans/aliens got no use for a warrant of trade

dusk patrol
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What have we been saying this whole time smh

storm jungle
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they are literally seen as subhuman freaks

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its like Elon Musk seeing you drive his car

tall plinth
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wait

storm jungle
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or Bezos i guess

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free rocket trip to the moon (it explodes)

tall plinth
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So no Rogueryn trader?

storm jungle
#

I mean

#

abhumans are seen as the scum of the earth

#

so no

tall plinth
#

: (

storm jungle
#

yall do realise some people see these guys as not even human right

dapper gyro
#

I dont see Muskie as human, btw.

median star
#

so even if the trader specified in their will that the ogryn take the reigns hes fucked

storm jungle
#

I mean yeah

#

its like assigning your trillion dollar empire to some child

#

you expect people to follow that?

#

they wont, i wouldnt lol

dusk patrol
#

He might become a puppet for someone but

late osprey
#

so it seems that there is a difference between Letters of Marque (which tend to be for a single person) and a Warrant of Trade

dusk patrol
#

Yeah that’s how a dynasty war starts

median star
storm jungle
#

or had their throats slit

#

or fell off some stairs

dusk patrol
#

It’s like any drama with nobility

#

Appointed successors are uh

late osprey
#

i mean just the fact is that the Rogue Trader right is basically a paper that instantly lifts you to the 1% plutocracy

dusk patrol
#

Optimal

late osprey
#

people have done horrible shit for just a fraction of that gain

storm jungle
# dusk patrol He might become a puppet for someone but

Yeah for example Darktide has a rogue trader ogryn but like even their cosmetic says hes only a "rogue trader" because he says he is and nobody knows if he actually even has a warrant, they are just scared he'll punch them lol

dapper gyro
median star
storm jungle
#

and considering GW approves of the cosmetic bio pages before they get published thats one funny example of what you are asking

storm jungle
#

but like again

#

in quotations

#

lmao

#

if he was a legit one it would be the same

late osprey
#

and at least the RT game implies that blood is of relative import in those dynastic warrants

storm jungle
#

just again, you wont get respect

#

you are a literal mutant

storm jungle
#

its a prett dense topic

dusk patrol
#

Also it’s the most important m rule of 40k: if you can’t back up your authority with guns, you don’t actually have it when push comes to shove

storm jungle
#

^

#

its Mafia City rules

median star
#

would an unsanctioned psyker have a possibility or would they need to be sanctioned to be the actual trader

storm jungle
#

They can have the possibility yeah

#

just again expect to not have a lot of respect

late osprey
#

main point being that its unlikely the rogue trader could even decide who inherits the warrant so much as just hope someone distantly related happens to also be chill

storm jungle
#

Navigators are some of the most influential and strong people in the Imperium and people still say they are freaks behind their backs, a psyker rogue trader would get the same result

dusk patrol
#

They can try but it’s like anything like that

late osprey
#

so abhuman inheritors are unlikely

storm jungle
#

Entirely yeah

dusk patrol
#

Same as irl when a king would die and its a mad scramble for power

storm jungle
#

you'd essentially be a joke

tall plinth
#

Rogueryn Trader is real in my heart

storm jungle
#

I mean it can be

dusk patrol
#

It doesn’t matter if the house head decided something if he didn’t set up a way to ensure it would happen

storm jungle
#

like we said just dont expect much

dusk patrol
#

But if they did then

dusk patrol
#

Sure

storm jungle
#

as ever remember, politics always go back to people being selfish assholes

dusk patrol
#

That’s basically what the RT game starts with

storm jungle
#

lol

#

Also this yeah

#

you werent even gonna be likely chosen

#

its entirely down to chance

dusk patrol
#

Then everyone died

late osprey
dusk patrol
#

And Argenta rolled up with her Glock on the block

#

Culled the flock

storm jungle
#

theres something like this in uhhh Outgunned too

late osprey
#

hence my first point where if a rogue trader + warrant vanished, his/her domain would probably celebrate like the end of star wars

storm jungle
#

the protagonist is related to a governor of a sector, so the planet of the governor hes on is kissing his ass

#

but even hes like

#

"You do realise im like the 34th person in line to the governor seat right, theres no need for this"

#

lol

dusk patrol
#

This goes for the entire Imperium, space marines chapters are all “equal” except First Founding have vastly more power, both in actual firepower, and political influence and allies, relationships, and so on.

It’s why Inquisitors have a lot harder time nailing them down, cause if you’re gonna go after a first founding chapter, you need an airtight case. And even then, they’re all very tough nuts to crack.

storm jungle
#

Yeah its why I hate memes like people acting as if some Chapters dont care where they are related/come from.

#

They very much do, its all about political alliances and ties

dusk patrol
#

Inquisitors mostly all have the same technical power

#

But they vary wildly in actual power

storm jungle
#

Yeah you can have evidence that some Lord Inquisitor is a straight up traitor but like

#

if you have a retinue of 5 hobos

#

while he has an entire battallion of goons

#

you are gonna die and no one will care

#

unless you leak his OnlyXenos account or something idfk

late osprey
#

man

#

chapter master simulator was great for illustrating all of this

storm jungle
#

100%

#

i really wish we had a game like it

late osprey
#

you had to actually curry the favor of the local group leaders or else you'd just starve to death

median star
#

could an astartes tho i doubt theyd want to or see the purpose become a trader

storm jungle
#

no

dusk patrol
#

The highest power they can get is in the first founding chapters or I guess like a Deathwatch Watchmaster

storm jungle
#

space marines in general prefer to like at best stick to a trader as a bodyguard/advisor etc, the moment they get any selfish wants they'd have a target on their back yeah.

#

marines sometimes can very much have egotistical quirks but that always ends badly

late osprey
#

space marines as a rule are generally uncomfortable with things that involve outside the chapter

storm jungle
#

They are introverts fr

late osprey
#

leadership being IIRC seen as a burden specifically because you have to deal with outsiders

#

they generally all seem like they'd rather just spend all their time with their bros all the time

dusk patrol
#

Marines like Huron aren’t common and that’s intentional

storm jungle
#

"You touched a chaos relic Chapter Master, you will suffer the wrath of the Inquisition."

"NO I JUST LOOKED AT IT I DIDNT TOUCH IT AAAA-"

#

literally cannot let me build my fucking Chapter in peace

#

"Wahh orks are attacking us please help"

Fuck off

late osprey
dusk patrol
#

Like as an example, no chapters outside of first founding ones could have gotten away with the Months of Shame

median star
#

so whos in charge of deciding who gets a new warrent these days seeing as big e is not in a writing mood

late osprey
#

entire fleet gets blown up by a bunch of ork roks

dusk patrol
#

Or had the firepower to

dusk patrol
#

Arch Magos

#

Powerful people basically

#

Guilliman

storm jungle
#

its like Witcher where a seemingly "good" decision will bite you in the ass lmao

dusk patrol
#

“Oh no I killed the child eating monster, but it turns out that monster was giving dick medicine to the local lord and he can’t have kids so he died without any children and you plunged the entire nation into war. Idiot. Should have seen that coming dork.”

late osprey
storm jungle
late osprey
#

"yep... just not gonna bother with those orks destroying that nothingburger agri world"

storm jungle
#

i didnt thats for sure lmao

#

fucking insufferable prick

storm jungle
#

its why I really like the showcase of astartes in stuff like Imperial Armor

late osprey
#

although its not confirmed i swear you get a reputation for being That Guy if you just move your entire chapter together

#

gee, every fight you take is overkill with 0 casualties, who woulda thunk

storm jungle
#

LOL

late osprey
#

like in-universe

storm jungle
#

Not a bad tactic tbh

#

the Minotaurs are onto something

late osprey
#

there doesnt seem to be any reason NOT to do it other than every world you visit leaves like 4 others to explode

#

the optimal selfish play

storm jungle
#

best part of 40k tbh

#

the Milky Way has like 400 Billion planets

#

we can lose a few

late osprey
#

yeah but you just know all the local governors think you're a total asshole for spending your entire chapter overkilling minor ork infestations

#

"sorry bro this is just the tactically soundest thing to do"

storm jungle
#

then they'd get mad they got out of control in a few years and that its your fault

#

cant live with em, cant live without em

late osprey
#

theres no winning as a space marine fr fr

storm jungle
#

Real.

late osprey
#

all these whiney ass humans thinking you're emperor incarnate or whatever

storm jungle
#

I saved an entire sub-sector and all I got was this lousy backpack gold decoration

late osprey
#

saved the mechanicus only for them to still keep asking for 10% geneseed tithe

#

assholes

#

geneseed doesnt grow on trees

storm jungle
#

cant keep these fuckers satisfied about anything

#

no wonder chaos marines exist

late osprey
#

at least dark mechanicum just asks for the Souls of the Innocent and Flayed Slaves or whatever crap

#

also wtf theres a new chapter master development

#

gonna have to try it out, maybe i wont have to mod it from "Interstellar Army Simulator"

storm jungle
#

tbf the best part of darkmech is they are just the mechanicus but use daemons

#

otherwise essentially zero difference

late osprey
#

well, dark mech tend to be less obnoxious with telling the warbands what to do at least

storm jungle
#

Well mostly, depends on their enclaves i guess

late osprey
#

you dont get situations like "nooo you cant use assault cannons on a predator that breaks Da Rulez" as much

dapper gyro
#

Honestly, it is the best use of expensive assets.

dusk patrol
#

They actively discourage anyone trying to make a statue or anything of them

tough haven
#

And they admit they are evil

arctic talon
#

Xenotech is not the dark mechanicum ballpark generally

#

Tbh

#

A lot of the members are still hardcore human supremacists

tough haven
#

Yeah, so take the xenos stuff from the stupid aliens, and use it for the glory of humanity, as is our birthright

#

We’ll use it better than they could

arctic talon
#

I said human supremacist

#

As in the smash all xenotech and slaughter them all

tough haven
#

So wasteful

arctic talon
#

Xana is the largest hellforge

#

They really hate xenotech

tough haven
#

What’s the point of pillaging and war without the looting

#

That’s the best part

arctic talon
#

Zhao Arkkad and Stygies the actual xenotech heads

#

Uh

#

Didn’t go traitor lol

#

Or for zhao arkkad they didn’t go hardcore traitor

#

The dark mechanicum is more boring then general traitor or chaosy mechanicus

arctic talon
tough haven
#

Ok but xenos make such silly toys, they’re fun

arctic talon
#

It’s not like the mechanicus doesn’t invent shit

arctic talon
tough haven
#

Well yeah but they lie about it

arctic talon
#

Or the teleporting hellforge

#

I forgot the name of

tough haven
arctic talon
#

Well

#

This is why I don’t like the dark mechanicum as much

tough haven
#

Same

arctic talon
#

They’re more boring then the general grab bag of traitor and chaos aligned mechanicus

#

Heresy era boomers

#

Lol

#

I’m so happy the munda mini was a normal Heretek

#

And not a member of the dark mechanicum

tough haven
#

I love how they are like “xenos tech is way too far! Shove another daemon in the reactor!”

arctic talon
#

Xana II tripling down

#

On more daemon engines

#

Well

dusk patrol
#

People ascribe way too much rationality to the Dark Mek

arctic talon
#

Xana II did maybe develop AI, the thing is it’s hard to tell if it’s using a daemon as assistance or fuel

#

Lol

arctic talon
dusk patrol
#

Idk why people are shocked the chaos version of the Ad Mech suffers a lot of the same pitfalls all chaos factions do

opaque coyote
#

looking tasty

arctic talon
#

I do wonder

#

What the necromunda heretek did

#

They look normal

#

And they’re from stygies

opaque coyote
#

like the most we get is Daemon Engines and Weapons

dusk patrol
#

We do get crazy shit

opaque coyote
#

Which ARE very cool

dusk patrol
#

They’re just not like

#

Ad Mech but rational and without limits

arctic talon
#

Planetkiller is some crazy shit

#

Lol

opaque coyote
#

Launcher

#

go dammit pcgamer

#

unless if it will shoot actual fucking boulders

arctic talon
#

Like he looks normal

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

Yeah

#

It’s a grafted on kill servitor

opaque coyote
#

y'know besides that he looks

#

shockingly boring

arctic talon
#

Well he is a heretek

opaque coyote
#

for a tech priest anyways

arctic talon
#

Could mean a lot

#

He def wasn’t high ranked

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
tough haven
opaque coyote
#

barely different from the regular mechanicus

#

like I can tell between a Heretic Guard and regular

#

CSM and SM

#

but not the mechanicus

opaque coyote
#

BLAM

arctic talon
#

Planetkiller is so cool

#

I love the giant laser that kills anything

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

They’re

#

Racist

opaque coyote
#

A) They still hate Xenos
B) it's more a department if anything for the mechanicus

arctic talon
#

Same as the mechanicus

#

Oh wait

#

Nvm

#

I misread

#

💀

#

Anyways the dark mechanicum makes cool shit

opaque coyote
#

But the idea of like

A Daemon T'au-Imperium Hybrid Daemon Machine sounds fucking awesome

arctic talon
#

The knight abominant is one of their creations

#

It’s got super cool stuff going on

#

Derived from force weapons to channel the users psychic powers

opaque coyote
#

There are some duds though like uh

tough haven
tough haven
arctic talon
#

Big gun

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

Oh also the lord of skulls I guess lol

#

They made that funny thing

opaque coyote
#

probably explains the dick gun

#

lmao

tough haven
arctic talon
arctic talon
#

If we include more recent traitors

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

Things get fun

arctic talon
opaque coyote
#

these are like

#

the only two slaaneshi daemon machines

#

which is sad

arctic talon
#

Old

opaque coyote
#

a more updated picture

#

still old tho

#

also

#

CARCANIZATION

#

NOT EVEN THE MACHINES ARE SAFE

opaque coyote
# arctic talon Old

still though unironically kinda sad we only have two slaaneshi daemon machines

#

and they're both old lore

opaque coyote
#

like I can genuinely think of some ideas.

#

I can imagine like

#

A greek Statue looking mecha

dusk patrol
#

“Stop that blade!”

dapper gyro
dusk patrol
#

I don’t actually think the game tops this moment

#

It’s amazing the rest of the game

#

But that’s not is by far the best sound que

opaque coyote
#

It also established how strong Raiden is

#

...

#

so then when Sam literally dismantles him

#

it's shocking

storm jungle
#

Theres so many good moments

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
#

Nah, I think the rest of it is amazing but the blade catch is still the peak moment

opaque coyote
#

and he steals the show

dusk patrol
#

I’m not saying the rest is bad

opaque coyote
#

PLAYED COLLEGE BALL Y'KNOW

dusk patrol
#

But the blade catch is just so fucking cool and perfectly timed music que

storm jungle
dusk patrol
#

Sundowners Que is my second favorite

storm jungle
#

i still cant believe Armstrong's VA is Mimir lol

dusk patrol
#

It’s a shame he’s so easy to skip it

opaque coyote
#

Because Monsoon basically did the

opaque coyote
#

"The Hero is just as bad as me" shtick

#

but Raiden literally subverts it by being like

#

"Y'know what? Yeah you're right. I'm gonna stop holding back my crazy ass now."

#

"I'm sorry what?"

dusk patrol
#

Monsoon is a dork and I’m glad he barely features

opaque coyote
#

I think my favorite part is when like

dusk patrol
#

THE MEMES

opaque coyote
#

you no hit him

#

Because then he actually screams in fear

#

You basically made a depressed, nihilistic terrorist fear for his life

storm jungle
#

to be fair

#

hes a guy who survived the cambodian genocides

#

i didnt really except a smart individual lol

#

or a sane one

opaque coyote
# dusk patrol THE MEMES

Ignoring how funny his phrasing is, the conversation he has about THE MEMES is genuinely interesting.

storm jungle
#

Sundowner meanwhile is just your typical psycho ex-army american

#

hes peak

#

him not denying what he is ironically is what makes him so based

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
#

Kids are cruel Jack….and I’m in touch with my inner child.

opaque coyote
#

Like Sundowner is the only one out of the entire cast with like

#

Defensive stuff

tough haven
opaque coyote
#

All the other terrorists are literally as aggressive as possible. Basically constantly assaulting you.

#

Meanwhile Sundowner has explosive shields and helicopters constantly taking potshots

#

He is actually a coward (relatively anyways) and I love it lmao

#

My 2nd favorite war crime man

#

He even tries to do a fake out death

tough haven
opaque coyote
#

Mainly pity tbh

#

Because like

arctic talon
#

Oh yeah

#

Fucking bladewolf

#

Or

opaque coyote
#

He's literally the only one that genuinely, unironically believes in his organization's mission

arctic talon
#

What’s the dog called

opaque coyote
#

Bladewolf

#

Yeah you got it

arctic talon
#

Bladewolf is so much more violent then sam or raiden

arctic talon
opaque coyote
dusk patrol
#

It does make me sad that “It has to be this way” doesn’t actually play during this part

opaque coyote
#

Like damn bro

storm jungle
#

as much as the meme make sit cool this is suppose to be mostly a "buildup" segment to show you got no chance lmao

arctic talon
#

I can’t believe MGR is fucking canon lol

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

Fuckin dog

dusk patrol
opaque coyote
#

And unlike Sam or Raiden, he isn't as powerful as them

dusk patrol
#

Also Jetstream Sam is lame and cringe

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
#

And I find him boring

tough haven
dusk patrol
#

Hot take of the day

arctic talon
#

He’s very whatever as a character

#

But I don’t hate him

#

Tbh

opaque coyote
#

Two crazy people

dusk patrol
#

He just laughs at stuff and doesn’t care

#

Smh

opaque coyote
#

Vision together

tough haven
arctic talon
#

Oh also all the uh

#

Bosses of desperado

#

Are named after winds

#

Which is something I didn’t know

opaque coyote
tough haven
#

I thought that was cool

#

Love how no one here has mentioned mistral yet

opaque coyote
#

Actually shows off his character well

tough haven
#

Do y’all hate women?

#

(Joking)

dusk patrol
#

Mistral is whatever

#

She’s not bad just

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
#

Doesn’t leave an impression

#

Her song is dope though

arctic talon
#

Sundowner, monsoon, jetstream, mistral, khamsin

#

All of them are winds

#

Lol

opaque coyote
#

I like her design though

dusk patrol
#

Yeah

opaque coyote
#

With the multiple arms

dusk patrol
#

She suffers from having a

#

Very simple and early gimmick

storm jungle
#

stop having bad takes

arctic talon
#

If she was later her fight would be more crazy tbh

dusk patrol
#

Bah

arctic talon
#

But she’s the first member of desperado you shank

storm jungle
#

Theres nothing wrong with Sam just being a brazilian himbo

dusk patrol
#

Yes there is, everyone else is way cooler in his org

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
#

And he does the cringe “wow he barely has any cybernetics how cool” cyberpunk trope

storm jungle
storm jungle
#

it works extremely well

dusk patrol
#

False

storm jungle
#

and the internet loves him, case is closed tbh

dusk patrol
#

He’s cringe, too late

storm jungle
#

Shut up chrissy

tough haven
#

I could never play the metal gear solid series, it’s too all over the place, I recognize it’s all revolutionary though

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
#

So having a villain that just fights you 1v1

#

With just a sword

#

Not jumping arm robots, smoke mades, or anything

tough haven
arctic talon
#

No huge gimmick to his fight lol

storm jungle
opaque coyote
#

It's nice to not have a huge gimmick for once

storm jungle
#

he literally says if he kills Raiden thats that, he wont give a shit about it

tough haven
#

“Dude that has similar skills than you, and that’s it”

storm jungle
#

but if he dies, Raiden will at least carry on what he couldnt do himself

dusk patrol
#

I already drew him as the soy and Sundowner as the chad

#

It’s too late

dusk patrol
#

Yeah he’s fun

storm jungle
#

so is Sam, they are good pals

dusk patrol
#

He’s a complete psychopath and evil as fuck

opaque coyote
#

War crime man

dusk patrol
#

Sam is jsut lame and nihilistic

storm jungle
#

until Sam says Sunny cut himself shaving lmao

storm jungle
#

he never seemed nihilistic to me

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
#

That’s what I said

storm jungle
#

but he isnt really

#

hes just a prick

arctic talon
#

Oh yeah also you can make Monsoon beg for his life lmao

storm jungle
#

and he admits as much

arctic talon
#

Which is a fun alternative

storm jungle
#

"NO, PLEASE"

arctic talon
#

To the usual death dialogue

arctic talon
#

But if you beat his ass hard enough

#

He says that yeah lmao

#

It’s so fucking funny

opaque coyote
#

You put the fear of God back into him LMAO

arctic talon
#

Only if you’re good at his fight

#

(I’m not)

opaque coyote
#

Monsoon has probably favorite power set of the cast tbh

#

I think his weird limb splitting thing is fucking awesome

...too bad it's also annoying to fight

#

STOP DODGING MY SLASHES

arctic talon
#

Oh also league finally revealed the first way mordekaiser died

#

In canon

#

It was always really mysterious before

storm jungle
#

wait was this not in the lore as is

#

did he get murdered by some hot chicks

arctic talon
#

He got fucking ambushed and crushed by his mount

#

Lmao

storm jungle
#

guh

arctic talon
#

Tbf of all the ways for a brutal warlord to go

opaque coyote
#

also the fucking white house account just posted uh

arctic talon
#

It is one of them

arctic talon
storm jungle
#

more like Bush and every other president

storm jungle
#

I knew it