40k-lore-chat

[sour hornet]

I need my warlords and reivers to START here broski

[arctic talon]

I like Titans though

tbh

[spare osprey]

Is that not just another knight?

[arctic talon]

Nah

there's a warlord

in the background

[spare osprey]

Oh boo

[sour hornet]

That shit goes so hard, this is deadass the one image that started my 40k journey believe it or not

[winter vessel]

What in the spelling. “Hgiehr”

[storm jungle]

🗣️

[dusk patrol]

FFG uh

[rose thorn]

I don’t even think knight and Titian houses liked each other

[spare osprey]

Thought it was a dominus or smth

Weird

[dusk patrol]

Has some QC issues lol

[vagrant fox]

FFG had uh, interesting editing

[arctic talon]

Nah

I wish it was a dominus lol

[arctic talon]

They do

[sour hornet]

They respected one another.

[arctic talon]

but only the bonded houses and legions

aside from thatn ah

*nah

they don't get a long

the implication is that the house and titan are a bonded one

so they're friends

[spare osprey]

Wait

[dusk patrol]

There’s a lot of typos and stuff in their books which you’ll see if you read through them, or messed up rules

[storm jungle]

Titan/Knight houses like/hate each other depending on the group, even individual Titan groups can dislike each other within the same house they serve lol

[arctic talon]

^

[storm jungle]

its pure ego

[rose thorn]

Also I’m a questoris gamer

[spare osprey]

Did he say that to the same dude twice

[dusk patrol]

Knight Houses always got that drama

[arctic talon]

Titans are like the mechanicus

lol

[storm jungle]

Yep lol

[arctic talon]

They have all the fucking ego

all the dickery

[storm jungle]

Kargos is such a weird character

[spare osprey]

Wth

[arctic talon]

and all the backstabbing

[rose thorn]

Imagine the admech ones would get along better

[arctic talon]

House Mechanicus's and Titan legios get along better

due to being somewhat closer in culture

[rose thorn]

The like, 3? Titan houses on mars probably are chummy with the admech knight houses

[arctic talon]

they are

well

[rose thorn]

I think there’s like 4 living mars knight houses

[arctic talon]

they're friends with the House Mechanicus's on mars

lol

but they still have rivalries

stretching back to the great crusade

[sour hornet]

During the HH, a knight house is screening a titan detachment as they are assaulting a fortified city. The Knights get fed up with logical things such as "strategy" and charge the wall with such gusto even the titan Princeps is basically like "Alright, these guys aren't bad — stupid — but not bad."

[arctic talon]

because again massive fucking ego

[dusk patrol]

There’s alliances and rivalries and all that like anything else

[arctic talon]

House tarabnis's ego is

absurdly big

[rose thorn]

bless ego

[arctic talon]

also

[rose thorn]

messiah complexes are my favorite complex

[arctic talon]

they make fun of the other knight houses

and titan legions on mars

for having portions fall traitor

during the heresy

while they didn't at all

(ignore the fact most of them died horribly on Mars)

[rose thorn]

LMAOOO

[sour hornet]

If I was a basically a medieval knight and had access to a 10 meter tall giant robot with plasma cannons and a big fuckoff chainsaw, I'd be a massive prick too.

[arctic talon]

According to civil war of mars

[rose thorn]

I shoudl make my own knight house tbh

[arctic talon]

They were reduced to around 15 operational questoris suits

On Mars

[rose thorn]

I have like, 4 armingers

[sour hornet]

I don't have a massive robot and I'm still a prick, so imagine the whole ego boost

[rose thorn]

I’ll Wiay to see if the codex is hot ass or amazing

[rose thorn]

OOOOOF

JESUS

[arctic talon]

you also get to see their last knight lancer on mars go down in an excerpt lol

[sour hornet]

https://tenor.com/view/eww-face-pink-shocked-gif-15315965

[arctic talon]

where it gets fucking mobbed

and overrun by Traitor mechanicum

because it decided to stand and fight

[rose thorn]

There were houses that had like 30 and were still wiped out

[arctic talon]

in a confined space

on the ring of iron

[rose thorn]

H J USVEIBDLBD

[sour hornet]

very smart guy girl

[arctic talon]

All because a traitor knight challenged it to a dual

it did win that dual

tbf

she did win

she also got fucking torn apart

but you know, Honor

™️

[sour hornet]

Based

I do the same

[arctic talon]

not the most stupid loyalist death in the book

tbh

most stupid goes to the Myrmidon who waved down some Thallax

[sour hornet]

If you can't die with honor what's the point tbh

[arctic talon]

they were not friendly

[rose thorn]

Uhg I love knights

[sour hornet]

Real

[rose thorn]

Scream about honor and deeds and all that cool shit while stepping on cultists making them a Fine paste

[sour hornet]

My first homebrew was a knight house

[winter vessel]

Collateral damage

[rose thorn]

Mine was a knight character

[sour hornet]

they go so hard bro

[arctic talon]

Civil war of mars has a lot of just random ass members of the loyalist or traitor mechanicum

dying a horrible death

its kind of hilarious

in like a dark humor way

[sour hornet]

mine started off like that, but it spiraled ☠️ 🙏

me an staying focused (mortal enemies)

[rose thorn]

How do you write a knight house with a messiah complex hm

Oh you can go super religious and bring agents of the imperium sisters

But at what point is that heresy

I could also do a forge world deimos knight house

[sour hornet]

Write them as being deep in Segmentum Obscurus or Ultima, have them be basically THE bulwark against the chaos gribblies in the sector, keep this up for long enough to become ingrained in the Throne Mechanicus' of the houses Knights.

Boom, savior complex knights in both culture and indoctrination.

[rose thorn]

please imperial knight codex don’t be absolute trash

[arctic talon]

I mean

imperial knights are decent rn

its gona be hard for GW to make it trash

[sour hornet]

Even worse if it's in a post great rift time-line, because they might literally be the saviors of the local area.

[arctic talon]

(if they remove raise ion shields it will be)

[rose thorn]

I do have like, 6 space marine armies to release before then

[arctic talon]

Imperial knights are like

[sour hornet]

Don't tempt James Worshop.

[arctic talon]

the 4th best faction in the game rn

but they're low playrate

because all the bad players are scared off

LOL

[rose thorn]

Yeah but they have before lmao, gsc is basically a different army entirely

[arctic talon]

This is true

but I wouldn't call them trash

they're like middle of the pack

they're just kind of a mess

[rose thorn]

Okay less trash and more don’t ruin them for me pretty please :3

[arctic talon]

lol

[rose thorn]

I really hope they don’t give knights infantry

[arctic talon]

honestly I consider anything above 45%

good

hell even 45%

isn't bad imo

[arctic talon]

they won't

tbh

Most Knight lists are run pure rn

excluding like

[rose thorn]

Yee

[arctic talon]

a callidus or coteaz

or some other officio assasinroum/inqusitor

[rose thorn]

I know chaos knights still spam war dogs

[arctic talon]

oh

there's leaks btw

for the chaos knight mini

its got a giant meatgrinder like thing on one of its arms

and its a questoris chasis

[rose thorn]

But do imperials spam

[arctic talon]

Imperials run 1-3 questoris

and then armigers

so uh

[rose thorn]

[arctic talon]

so better then chaos

[rose thorn]

I CALLED IT

[rose thorn]

Thank fuck

They got rid of that really cool mechanic from 9th

I assumed the worse

[arctic talon]

bondsmen?

it still exists

[rose thorn]

Oh ice

[arctic talon]

it was even better at the start of 10e

where you could bondsmen between questoris

but then they removed it

I am hoping they add it back with the codex

[rose thorn]

I think chaos knights are still eating up all the armingers

[rose thorn]

Me too

[arctic talon]

they are

they're spamming armigers lol

Their armigers are too good

their big knights aren't good enough

and their detachment FUCKING SUCKS

[rose thorn]

Even the cultist one?

[arctic talon]

The cultist one doesn't have raise ion shields DIABOLIC BULWARK

also their army rule is ass as well

harbringers of dread sucks

[rose thorn]

Pfff

[arctic talon]

but yeah Diabolic bulwark/Raise ion shields rn

[rose thorn]

If chaos knights are just getting another weapon the army will probably still remain bad unless it’s like uber shied

[arctic talon]

is kind of essential for questoris to survive

I mean

if they changed the army rule

• reworked some sheets

I'm sure they'd come out looking better

I think Chaos knights and IK both need to have raise ion shields baked in

as a once per enemy turn thing

you get to raise ion shields on your choice of knight

[rose thorn]

Yeahhh

I think gw is scared of them being too much of noob stompers

[arctic talon]

I mean

who cares imo

every faction already pulls out new player teeth

[rose thorn]

LMAOOOO

[arctic talon]

new players need to learn via losing

which sucks ubt

thats just how games work lol

you can't really coddle someone in a wargame that way or else they never learn

[dusk patrol]

Yeah you can’t balance around shitters

I mean uh noobs

[arctic talon]

If you position terribly any army can start picking you apart

[rose thorn]

Also EC having no anti tank

[arctic talon]

EC have uh

Armigers

[vagrant fox]

It's fairly normal, a lot of games need you to just get over the initial rough patch

[arctic talon]

I'm still not sure

why EC didn't get preds

or vindicators

or helbrutes

like ????

[rose thorn]

Or the shooty dinosaur

[dusk patrol]

[rose thorn]

Which they ahve the melee one in the codex

But not the plasma one

[arctic talon]

yeah

Idfk

The EC codex feels very cursed

[rose thorn]

I legit think it’s a mistake

Anyway gw releasing this army people wanted for years, and then release 2 armies that thr army has no tools to handle

[arctic talon]

It’s not

It’s very intentionally done imo

I’m not sure why they did it

But there was some sort of goal gameplay wise

I just think it’s a total failure lol

[dusk patrol]

I personally think them not having antitank is fine

[rose thorn]

Also it’s funny EC have a vehicle detachment

[dusk patrol]

I don’t see the big issue

I mean hey not everyone can do everything right?

[rose thorn]

Bring 2 armies when you go fight your local EC player, a normal one and one of all tanks

“Oh yeah let me go get my army from my car”

[arctic talon]

IH players maintaining the agenda

[vagrant fox]

surely we get more we and ec at adepticon

[rose thorn]

Try next edition

[arctic talon]

WE yes

EC

Uh

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

No

[dusk patrol]

You have fun at my convenience.

[arctic talon]

Unless they get a surprise Killteam release

[rose thorn]

Enjoy your WE lord of executions (I have no proof for this)

[arctic talon]

Not the worst

I can work with this

This isn’t heresy

[vagrant fox]

four dreadnoughts? a man of your talents?

[rose thorn]

“The uh, deafening sons, all their weapons have anti vehicle +1 damage”

[arctic talon]

It’s fine in 40k tbh

[arctic talon]

Sunkillers in 40k

Tbh

Plasma and Las cannons on meth

Now they’ve fulfilled their obligated anti tank

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[dusk patrol]

It’s a simple life.

[rose thorn]

I would do a knight house of visions and stuff but thr last one that did that got tricked into going back in time

And uh, caused themselves to become exiled

[vagrant fox]

This is deep wisdom tbf

[rose thorn]

And then worse of all became the arminger house

[arctic talon]

Fate worse then death

Your long and prestigious history

Ending up with you in an armiger

[rose thorn]

I think they specifically buffed arminger melta guns if I remember correctly

[raven stone]

Sounds like Tzeentch trickery at work.

[rose thorn]

Oh armingers are units of 1 now?

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-team-fortress2-tf2engineer-use-a-gun-and-if-that-dont-work-gif-17911768

Iron Hands are just the Engineer 38,000 years in the future

[arctic talon]

Yeah

GW has been doing some weird unit number stuff this edition

[rose thorn]

Tbf they were treated as solo units once placed last edition

[raven stone]

They are now pseudo Dreadnoughts

In terms of usage

For any Imperial armies

[arctic talon]

Armigers?

[raven stone]

Yea. At least that is how I think of them.

[opaque coyote]

Y'know I thought I would tire of the trope where angels/"holy" looking are evil

But I'm not

IDK why I just find that type of shit cool

[young pecan]

Brain Burst is canon

[opaque coyote]

Darktide is actually great in attention to detail tbh

[young pecan]

||Also of course when a space marine who's kind shows up he immediately dies||

[opaque coyote]

GRIMDARK

It is well known that if you do a small act of kindness, you'll immediately get mauled/tortured/ripped apart

[arctic talon]

Stuff like this is a pretty common Psyker attack yeah

Making heads do a pop

[opaque coyote]

generally all the psyker attacks in darktide are like

[young pecan]

||I also like to believe that Eisenhorn's boltgun failing to fire for the first time in decades when a chaos child thing was forcing him to is proof that machine spirits exist||

[opaque coyote]

the most common..

"spells"?

[young pecan]

The only other answer is literally plot armor

[opaque coyote]

both

[arctic talon]

We do know machine spirits exist

[young pecan]

True

[arctic talon]

It’s just that there is a lot of variance

[young pecan]

Oh I thought it was like 50/50 on their existence

[opaque coyote]

We just don't know their exact nature.

And even then it depends

[opaque coyote]

Kind of?

Some "machine spirits" are just AI.
Some machine spirits are actual machine spirits.

[arctic talon]

Also long term usage of some stuff

Leads to it developing an imprinting with the warp sorta

[opaque coyote]

Although it is unknown how much is the warp or just human personification

[arctic talon]

Well

We know you can literally suck the “spirit” out of relic weapons

[opaque coyote]

True.

Either way, the average lasgun probably sees some shit daily

[arctic talon]

More complex stuff has a machine spirit as well tbh

[opaque coyote]

I love weapons and objects gaining a personality of sorts tbh.

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[opaque coyote]

Like idk why but that shit is always cool

I like 40k primarily because it's basically Scifantasy

You get both cool melee weapons AND cool guns!

Win

[rose thorn]

2.5 hour

[dapper gyro]

To the announcement?

[arctic talon]

Reveals

[storm jungle]

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-mrbean-bean-mr-bean-holiday-mr-bean-holiday-movie-gif-3228235746377647455

[tough haven]

Do NOT awaken a portal to the flayed one dimensions

[vagrant fox]

that's just trans atlantic john barleycorn

with a bit more blood

[young pecan]

Lore nerds

Is the "ork color attributes" thing canon or fanon

I know it's exaggerated but is there any substance to it

[dusk patrol]

In terms of, the Gesalt field does affect stuff somewhat

But it’s generally not that extreme

It’s more a reality lubricant, it assists

So red vehicles might run better and push harder a bit but it’s not gonna be anything crazy

Yellow stuff might maximize its payload

[winter vessel]

Sneak peak: It’s a thesis detailing an argument about why Magnus’ decisions were logical and rational.

[dapper gyro]

What if I'm neither normal nor that deep of a fan?

[winter vessel]

Then that’s a skill issue

[young pecan]

That's a good way to put it

[raven stone]

You get sent to Lore Camp
To become…one of us.

[green loom]

And it's the worst structured presentation you've ever seen

[raven stone]

The Moar Dakka detachment is what happens when someone in the rules department took the field too literally…

[rose thorn]

making a butterfly warrior charcater for pathfinder, what waepon- on glave duh

[young pecan]

Pathfinder was fun in the one unfinished campaign that I played of it

However I did not like that it took a whole feat just for clerics to not friendly fire or enemy heal on their channel divinity

[arctic talon]

It also often is a chicken and an egg situation with the gestalt assisting slightly, a trukk with a super souped up engine and a bunch of mods to go fasta is likely to be painted red

[frail tendon]

bro morrow stands on business

[dusk patrol]

Is he ready for my arrival?

[sour hornet]

morrow is legit him

he is that guy

[lament shoal]

Do human civilians on Nocturne have the same skin and eye pigmentation as the salamanders or is that exclusive to the chapter when they receive their progenoids?

[arctic talon]

They don’t

They’re normal dark skin colors

[dusk patrol]

The super dark skin and eyes are unique to the chapter

They’re from the geneseed

But they do tend to have dark skin yes

Hence why we have salamanders with East Asian features or whatever

[lament shoal]

Thx guys

[dapper gyro]

RG has the opposite thing. Even if they are born dark skinned, it will turn white eventually.

People on Nocturne do get darker overall because of the planet's condition.

[arctic talon]

Mfw my melanin gets stolen

[dusk patrol]

Salamanders defect is the organ which darkens the skin “overloads” and stays when they’re under Nocturnes sun too long

[nocturne crest]

How many successors chapters have their own successors?

[dusk patrol]

We don’t know

We don’t hear of many examples

[opaque coyote]

"Okay so what's wrong with your Geneseed."

"Well it seems that my skin has become quite literally black."

"...but Black is a skin color."

"No. That's not it. I'm saying black like coal. You can see it, my helmet is off."

"You don't need to be racist to yourself brother."

"Vulkan give me strength, this happens EVERY TIME-"

[dusk patrol]

Implying anyone cares about racism in 40k

[vagrant fox]

On my custom planet kukluxia they do

[storm jungle]

lmao STOP

[opaque coyote]

You join a campaign but the DM is a Black Templar and Krieg player:

[storm jungle]

It very much does to a degree.

It just isnt explored because awkward topic lol

[opaque coyote]

Also there's more... obvious targets

[storm jungle]

Cadians talk shit like "pureblood" and "these mongrels in our newest regiments arent even thorough Cadians" among other planetary shit

[opaque coyote]

Although racism still does exist. It's probably less considering that actual threats are

right there

[storm jungle]

The setting sticks to genetic drifts more since its kinda more broad than racial topics.

And again less touchy

ish

[dusk patrol]

I mean anyone gives a fuck if you’re racist

[storm jungle]

Eh again it depends.

Its a bad subject to explore in fiction

[dusk patrol]

Imagine a space marine caring about your racism

[opaque coyote]

I guess if it starts affecting your duty

[storm jungle]

same as how sexism is still a thing in the Imperium

[opaque coyote]

Like

[storm jungle]

Nah just in general

[dusk patrol]

They’d care if you’re not racist enough

[storm jungle]

from nobleman to hivers or whatever

[storm jungle]

take Brutus' example from pariah nexus and just apologise

[opaque coyote]

"Stop shouting about how you hate mixed blood cadians and start shooting. The Orks are coming."

[storm jungle]

conflict solved 15m

[storm jungle]

Greenskins Moment

[opaque coyote]

The Orks are the best race.

They aren't racist, sexist, or homophobic.

They just want to eat, kill, or enslave you

Simple

[arctic talon]

They are racist

[storm jungle]

they are nice chaps

LMAO

yeah they hate you for not being "green"

[arctic talon]

They believe in the supremacy of orks

[storm jungle]

aka the average british lad

😔

[opaque coyote]

True.

I think Gorkamorka has Orks actually be...

I can't say chill

Slightly less hateful towards humies that paint themselves green

And act like Orks

[storm jungle]

its less chill more just tolerated iirc

honestly im gonna be honest i cant be assed to remember Gorkamorka lore

goofy ahh setting

https://tenor.com/view/cat-smmmmmmmmokee-gif-12127521321068548379

[opaque coyote]

The Lho-Squig

[storm jungle]

Real.

im staying up to watch the previews but ngl i think im just gonna go lie on the bed

[opaque coyote]

Squigs are like

How some tv commercials paint products

[dusk patrol]

Don’t spoil @arctic talon, but Ad Mech and Nids are getting a KT

[storm jungle]

[opaque coyote]

"USE IT AS HAIR, USE IT AS FOOD, USE THEM AS A PET EVEN! THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS YA GIT"

[storm jungle]

I think what makes me want to skip the reveals is also like

watch two bald fucks yap for 10m between each reveal

that slipped my mind lol

[dusk patrol]

Also Cathay stuff

[storm jungle]

Mmm jade

[opaque coyote]

Horus?

[storm jungle]

I wish. But nah the presenters

boooooring

[sacred bluff]

i pee without pulling down my pants

[storm jungle]

[queen laurel]

yep they're great

[vagrant fox]

what's with the peelore today

[storm jungle]

chat turned from 40k to watersports

[sacred bluff]

I'm a pisser

I only play GTA online to drink pisswasser and eat my P&Qs

[storm jungle]

Obscure reference but i understood it

[sacred bluff]

[dusk patrol]

I always have myself cocked and ready to pee. No underwear, open fly

Real sigmas know

Can’t waste time stopping to pee, gotta stay grinding

Thousand Sons Automata and new World Eater Possessed

[storm jungle]

Lmao bruh one of my friends is in attendance at the reveals

[queen laurel]

bro's just dedicated

what can i say

[storm jungle]

too true

he said theres some really cool stuff but "no pics"

motherfucker

[spare osprey]

BOOOO

SHOW ME THE FUTURE

[storm jungle]

I was like "why tho" then i remembered oh right brightly lit reveal room

[vagrant fox]

still a coward

[arctic talon]

[storm jungle]

agreed

[vagrant fox]

execute them

[storm jungle]

He only said "plastic ogres"

cool but i want 40k

:l

[spare osprey]

do the world eaters get cool things

[storm jungle]

There we go

[spare osprey]

what the hell

[storm jungle]

look above

[dusk patrol]

They got a model

Possessed dude

With a chainsword hand

Big boy

[spare osprey]

oooo

[storm jungle]

cathay on 4th row

[vagrant fox]

Finally went live on twitch

[queen laurel]

WAIT BEASTMEN UPDATE?

[storm jungle]

yeah the fucking-

[queen laurel]

THATS A CYGOR

[storm jungle]

rockthrower

thats the one

[spare osprey]

named or generic leader?

[storm jungle]

the fuck is that aquaman nid

[dusk patrol]

I think he’s generic but idk

[spare osprey]

kinda does look like the trench ngl

[storm jungle]

i was gonna say lol

99% sure its some water nids but we'll see

[dusk patrol]

They’re Ravenors

[spare osprey]

vs admech is interesting

[dusk patrol]

Ravenor kill team

[storm jungle]

Inquisitor Ravenor???

oh whoops

[dusk patrol]

With Ad Mech servitor squad

[storm jungle]

interesting matchup

[spare osprey]

these dudes?

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

Raveners yeah

[spare osprey]

huh

[storm jungle]

really weird choice lol

i was expecting commando gaunts

[queen laurel]

bro might be knife head from pacific rim

[dusk patrol]

Three different ones

Lots of new SW models

New Tsons with Automata

[spare osprey]

really now

[dusk patrol]

New Grey Knight

Some cool stuff

[spare osprey]

oh what's the unit comp for the tsons like?

[dusk patrol]

Idk

[sacred bluff]

WHY THEY DO ADEPTICON AT 9PM???

I tired

[spare osprey]

one mech, two mechs, two mechs and a wizard

[dusk patrol]

They’re doing it in ten minutes

[sacred bluff]

I wanna sleep

[dusk patrol]

Overcome the weakness of your flesh

[vagrant fox]

I am a little sleepy

[storm jungle]

same

[spare osprey]

would love a kastelan type group

[storm jungle]

i said i was gonna sleep but...

[sacred bluff]

tag me if they do any dan abnett

[vagrant fox]

Phone writing sucks so much ass dog

[sacred bluff]

Or cool looking books

[spare osprey]

GIVE ME TECH WIZARD GW

[queen laurel]

power through it like a Brute powers through a horde of soldiers

[sacred bluff]

I need to know Pandemonium

[arctic talon]

Teasers

[storm jungle]

wait do these do book reveals?

[storm jungle]

i think so right

[arctic talon]

Sometimes

It depends on how they’re feeling

[queen laurel]

let's see what they did for the bull head

[arctic talon]

Let’s take bets on Cathay’s hero

[storm jungle]

uhhh

Generic Chinese Man?

[arctic talon]

Because we known they’re getting a female dragon character

[queen laurel]

xi jinping

[storm jungle]

oh lol

[arctic talon]

No the named one

Smh

[vagrant fox]

Liu Bu

[arctic talon]

LOL

[queen laurel]

yiao ming?

[dusk patrol]

Dilara is Turkish, they’re all generic Chinese men.

[vagrant fox]

Smh typical near east on far east violence

[dusk patrol]

Those fuckers should have know when to stop going East

[arctic talon]

💀

[raven stone]

…ok time to make friends with insomnia

[dusk patrol]

They chose this

[queen laurel]

so wolf do you have faith in the design team to pull through with the cathay hero

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/turk-my-reaction-honest-reaction-turkiye-turkish-gif-26917885

to be fair

[queen laurel]

because total war was

[storm jungle]

cathay is just generic fantasy china

its really hard to fuck up

imo

[arctic talon]

Idk for the generic one

[dusk patrol]

Apparently it’s cool and yeah

[queen laurel]

manageable

[arctic talon]

I’m sure it’ll be fine

[storm jungle]

jadejadejadejadejade

[dusk patrol]

They got the TW stuff

[arctic talon]

If it looks like total war it’s fine

Lol

[dusk patrol]

The Terracotta statue and shit

[storm jungle]

yeah that lol

[arctic talon]

I wish it had paint

[raven stone]

They gon make it some GW unique version of Monkey King

[arctic talon]

Lol

[queen laurel]

yeah they can't do any worse

[arctic talon]

monkey king

Good one

[raven stone]

That GW can stamp copyright on

[dusk patrol]

SW apparently are sick

[arctic talon]

SW have that hood game now

I thought he was a night lord

At first

[spare osprey]

same

[sacred bluff]

sw is scars white

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-gta-san-andreas-grand-theft-auto-grand-theft-auto-san-andreas-gta-cat-gif-7303718565516397964

[spare osprey]

excited for the admech stuff, i want ideas

[storm jungle]

i really wanna see the servitors

[raven stone]

Ad mech!?

[queen laurel]

i want to see what the beastmen is about

[raven stone]

Nice

[queen laurel]

it only took them getting removed one edition

and coming back with new ones

in also a short amount of.

time

[vagrant fox]

I got $2 riding on a surprise more ec reveal

[dusk patrol]

The PACK

[storm jungle]

Oh yeah also

https://www.twitch.tv/warhammer

[dusk patrol]

You can leave the hood

[storm jungle]

for anyone that wants to goon

[dusk patrol]

But the hood can’t leave you

Wait no not a white hoo-

[sacred bluff]

i'm gooning

[alpine niche]

lore chat?

[arctic talon]

yeah

[alpine niche]

What did I walk into

[arctic talon]

Mini reveals

soon

The chat is feral

[alpine niche]

fair enough

[raven stone]

I would be more interested to know if I can do a Cathay/Bretonnia hybrid army
THAT might actually tempt me to start Old Fantasy.

[vagrant fox]

We goon for reveals here

[arctic talon]

hush

[arctic talon]

You cannot

you can't hybrid between any of the old world factions rn

[queen laurel]

it's normak here

[arctic talon]

unless you count boarder princes

[queen laurel]

you get used to it

[arctic talon]

do you have a question you want to ask?

it can be answered

prolly

[queen laurel]

yeah

[alpine niche]

no thanks I’m never coming back here again

[arctic talon]

bruh

[storm jungle]

see ya loser

[raven stone]

Ok, border princes aside, can I take allies?

[queen laurel]

aight then

[arctic talon]

No

[queen laurel]

bye

[vagrant fox]

I like the cat

[arctic talon]

Except for chaos warriors

and daemons

no allying allowed

[raven stone]

…well that is a 1/100 chance Border Princes can hire Cathay stuff lol.

Let’s see what happens then.

[arctic talon]

LOL

hey it would be funny

[spare osprey]

ITS 9 START ALREADY

[arctic talon]

Cathay could also

get its own thing

[storm jungle]

it started!

[raven stone]

True

[arctic talon]

They're not bald

this time

[storm jungle]

now to watch these two fucks yap

[queen laurel]

Bro is more impatient than a fallen wanting to be redeemed

[arctic talon]

Caravan mechanic

[storm jungle]

guh

[arctic talon]

could be its own thing

tbh

[spare osprey]

tbh

[arctic talon]

idfk

[queen laurel]

chill my guy

[arctic talon]

We'll see

[spare osprey]

i walk into every reveal show

[queen laurel]

it's starting

[arctic talon]

I'm frothing at the mouth

rn

[spare osprey]

with the same misguided hope that it'll be the day i get a fallen mini

[queen laurel]

to be fair yeah well we can match the ferocity of beastman when a reveal is nearby

[vagrant fox]

They started close to a minute over, unacceptable

[raven stone]

Watching it on mute in toilet - Pa is still soundly asleep in the studio flat door his last days of visiting lol

[arctic talon]

I saw a tech priest

Wood elfs

lol

oh shit

I see new minis

[spare osprey]

i saw like a

[arctic talon]

wait nvm

[storm jungle]

I assume the singular techpriest head-honcho for the servitors

[spare osprey]

plague machine

[queen laurel]

damn yeah that was alot

[spare osprey]

one of them drones the death guard got

[arctic talon]

wait no I was right

that is a new mini

[spare osprey]

also apparently the T son stuff is crazy

[spare osprey]

if i am to take the word of someone there

[arctic talon]

its automata

yeah

[vagrant fox]

scary

[arctic talon]

beastmen

[spare osprey]

ayyy beastmen

[raven stone]

Giant Chaos Beastman

[storm jungle]

Beastmen?

are we sure this is real life

[queen laurel]

damn it

this guy is back?

the beastmen just got shafted

yet gain

[raven stone]

Steal all the Chaos Beastmen for 40k

[queen laurel]

well at least a new mini

[storm jungle]

FEMALE VOICE

[arctic talon]

its miao ying

[storm jungle]

CHINA

[arctic talon]

lol

[spare osprey]

cathay

[arctic talon]

its the same voice actress

[dusk patrol]

Women

[sacred bluff]

i swear

[dusk patrol]

In my 40k stream?

[spare osprey]

oh hey ik the dude that did this art

[sacred bluff]

By the old gods and the new

I will get Pandemonium news

[dusk patrol]

Woke media taking over again smh

[sacred bluff]

🙏🏻

[rose thorn]

no

[arctic talon]

Creative assemblies fanfic is real

yeah its miao ying lmao

[rose thorn]

no aos models on teh preview...

thats oka

[sacred bluff]

"woke media" is code for "they added women"

[rose thorn]

that just,

[arctic talon]

not yet

prolly

[rose thorn]

please

[vagrant fox]

The dei strikes again

[rose thorn]

please pleaseee

[dusk patrol]

And then they all get their cheeks clapped by Orcs….

[rose thorn]

also another nid release??

[spare osprey]

her nose is getting stuffy

[arctic talon]

Oh her design is different

lol

[queen laurel]

look i will ping you when it's time

[spare osprey]

wow man

[rose thorn]

thank you

[spare osprey]

all new minis

[rose thorn]

just ping me for allt he models

[spare osprey]

for old world?

what a time we find ourselves in

[storm jungle]

yep

[dusk patrol]

Damn Terracota guy is sick

[storm jungle]

playdough no more

[spare osprey]

awesome kits ngl

[vagrant fox]

Looks pretty nifty

[storm jungle]

Also her brother hanzo from overwatch

sick

[spare osprey]

where is genshin or whatever his name is

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[dusk patrol]

CATHAY NUMBAH ONE

[storm jungle]

stop the steam tanks

✋

[arctic talon]

They're like dwarfs

lmao

They can fucking reroll defenses

[spare osprey]

male or FEMALE

ugh

ICKY

[dusk patrol]

Women, in my Warhammer?

This has never happened before

[sacred bluff]

Do these come painted like that, or do they paint them for the show

[dusk patrol]

[spare osprey]

tourists are infiltrating the modeling department

[arctic talon]

you need to paint them

[dusk patrol]

Bait used to be believable

[arctic talon]

they're bare grey plastic/resin

[storm jungle]

SHOW ME 40K ALREADY

I DONT CARE ABOUT FANTASY

RAAARGGH

[spare osprey]

that ogor dude is cool

[dusk patrol]

SHUT UP CATHAY NUMBAH ONE

[vagrant fox]

The cooties... rampant

[storm jungle]

UAH-

[spare osprey]

sorry if he's not an ogor and he's just fat

[dusk patrol]

40K NUMBER FOUR

[arctic talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/713403094708387841/1354638682086183023/IMG_0390.png?ex=67e60515&is=67e4b395&hm=198c5c6dd4d65ebe159ddf4bac87570e66a327f6dca15b4867b4d97e48ffcc08&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1353&height=800

dragon emperor™️

[rose thorn]

oh hey its htat one soulslike game

[spare osprey]

this just feels inefficient

[dusk patrol]

Dragon this Emperor across your face

[dusk patrol]

Got em

[arctic talon]

lmao

oh my god

its literally just dwarfs

Its like the big dwarf gun

it also has thundering battery lmao

[rose thorn]

lmaoOOOO its just chinese fantays

[arctic talon]

I mean yeah

what were you expecting

[dusk patrol]

Cathay importing Ogres

Impressive

[rose thorn]

anything?

[arctic talon]

tbf

[rose thorn]

ig

[spare osprey]

oooo

[arctic talon]

they're mercenaries

idk Cathay looks good to me lol

its genericish but whatever

[rose thorn]

it looksgreat

im just a high fantasy nerd

[arctic talon]

these designs look better then the total war ones

imo

[spare osprey]

i am buying just him

[dusk patrol]

I like it a lot

[spare osprey]

only him

[rose thorn]

yeah it looks os much ebtter than total war

[dusk patrol]

Now we just need more for Fantasy

But it’s nice they’re committing so hard like this

Kislev hopefully will be sick too

Elemental Bear when

[arctic talon]

kislev hopefully

they improve the designs like they did with cathay

Oh my god

IT IS DWARFS

THEY STOLE THE GYROCOPTER TECH

THE ABILITY LOL

[vagrant fox]

Lmbo

If it works I guess

[arctic talon]

I mean it makes sense

that they have similar abilities

[storm jungle]

Empire in shambles

[arctic talon]

I just don't know how they're gona differentiate them

playstyle wise

I'm assuming you'll be paying out the ass

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/book-of-grudges-total-war-warhammer-dwarfs-dwarf-vengeance-gif-19626646

[arctic talon]

for every cathay unit

[dusk patrol]

Mfw

[spare osprey]

warpstone sentinels?

oooooo

[rose thorn]

i feel liek ive seen every cathay model already made by like dnd model companies, the lanterns are cool tho

[queen laurel]

That thing it's going to be reduce to dust against skaven horde

[spare osprey]

LONGMA

[queen laurel]

LONGMA DICK

[dusk patrol]

Get em

[spare osprey]

HAHAHHAHAHA

[queen laurel]

Well that's the equivalent of the dick joke for total war

[vagrant fox]

Needs a sprinkle of cheesy wushu movie

[queen laurel]

And fantasy

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/china-gif-26678009

[rose thorn]

i quite like the lil dragon though

[storm jungle]

its very cute

[dusk patrol]

This Fengs my Shei

[storm jungle]

its like a sea horse

[rose thorn]

the one that the person rides

[arctic talon]

I love the long ma

so much

I wana hug it

[rose thorn]

yee i might use it for my city fo sigmar

[arctic talon]

yeah

these are

[storm jungle]

it definitely fits the vibe

[arctic talon]

perfect for AoS players lol

[storm jungle]

cathay is very high fantasy

lol

[arctic talon]

shield + sword

lol

Steelhelms

[storm jungle]

ITS HER

[dusk patrol]

So that’s what the pipes are for

Makes sense

[rose thorn]

im excited to see it used for cities, but i dont care about anything as a whole

OH THAT BIG DRAGON IS COOL

[dusk patrol]

Meow Yeng

[storm jungle]

that big dragon has a name!!!

[storm jungle]

guh-

[queen laurel]

Yeah that's yiao ming

[arctic talon]

human form

[queen laurel]

The dragon lady of the bastion

[storm jungle]

her mini is like

[arctic talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/786208719200583710/1354640510920429710/image.png?ex=67e606c9&is=67e4b549&hm=637942e85e9c8448592c0a5e3446f6c77fa7d036aca112a21283e4837b79f0ef&

[storm jungle]

peak farseer

[rose thorn]

ROCKS

[arctic talon]

dragon form

God her dragon form

is so much better then total war

lol

[spare osprey]

god like shout

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[queen laurel]

Yeah damn

[sacred bluff]

Too much non 40k

[dusk patrol]

They improved a lot

[arctic talon]

idk how they got the cathay dragons

like

[dusk patrol]

Ok where space men slapping eachother

[arctic talon]

so unthreatening looking?

I guess?

[dusk patrol]

We’ve had enough fantasy

[arctic talon]

good question

[storm jungle]

Patience young Apochopper 🙏

[sacred bluff]

I WANT THAT PLUSHIE

[queen laurel]

Yeah the wyverns of orks somehow look more ferocious

But i guess that's the point because

[spare osprey]

SHOW ME CHAOS

RAHHHHHHH

[storm jungle]

NO ONE CARES WHOS WATCHING THE STREAM

[queen laurel]

You know

[storm jungle]

NEXT MINIS

MOVE IT

[queen laurel]

They are about

Balances stuff

[dusk patrol]

Damn people from the UK in stream?!

Crazy

[vagrant fox]

Enough of this dweeb stuff, where my warhams fourtythousands

[storm jungle]

they are filling their yap-count

nobody is here to watch you 3 idiots talk RAAARGH

[spare osprey]

SHOW ME CYPHER IK HES GETTING FIVE NEW MINIS

[vagrant fox]

The perfidious angloid must yap

[queen laurel]

@arctic talon how much would you kill someone to put mini Yiao mingi in total war

[dusk patrol]

I’ve seen golf tournaments casted with more enthusiasm

[queen laurel]

like

[arctic talon]

nothing

not worth my time tbh

I don't play cathay LOL

I just like how they look

[dusk patrol]

No rival:

Enter

[vagrant fox]

Golf commentators go ballistic tbf

[arctic talon]

Skaven

[storm jungle]

HERE WE GO

[arctic talon]

Oh hey

KT

[queen laurel]

i would kill roughly single person for it

[spare osprey]

yay bugs vs machines

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/savage-orcs-dance-warhammer-total-war-greenskins-orcs-dancing-orcs-gif-22350988

[storm jungle]

What the fuck

are nids doing on volkus

[spare osprey]

THEY WANT THE GUN

[storm jungle]

WHAT

THAT WAS IT?

[rose thorn]

oh more

battleclades

[spare osprey]

niiiiiice

[arctic talon]

we had genestealers

tbf

[storm jungle]

There we go

[spare osprey]

FAT

[storm jungle]

FAT

[arctic talon]

HOLY SHIT

[spare osprey]

FAT HEADS ON BOTH SIDES

[rose thorn]

OH ADMECH

WIAT

WIKI PLAYS ADMECH

[rose thorn]

WOOOOOOO

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/scott-steiner-fat-ugly-wwe-insult-gif-9041546

[spare osprey]

FAT HEADS

[queen laurel]

A tyranid kill team that's raveners instead of lictors

That's you a unique take

[raven stone]

Ad Mech kill team
Unexpected, but pleasant.

[hallow saddle]

sick lol

theres the tyranids and admech kill teams

[dusk patrol]

Ravenor? I hardly knew her!

[rose thorn]

oh

oh

the tryanids

look liek dogshit

[dusk patrol]

Mag

Sush

[rose thorn]

it might jsut be paitn job

[arctic talon]

they look great

[spare osprey]

[storm jungle]

lkdlkdlfg

[queen laurel]

Hold on mag

[arctic talon]

Ima be real with you

[storm jungle]

i hate the ravener headfin

[queen laurel]

We need a better view

[dusk patrol]

I asked it, and it doesn’t care for you either

[rose thorn]

its the paitnjob

[spare osprey]

THEY LEFT THE FAT HEAD TOO FAST

[hallow saddle]

what, you dont like his party hat??

[rose thorn]

yeah

[dusk patrol]

And thinks your architecture is very vapid and passé

[rose thorn]

they look so puffy

its just teh painjob

[dusk patrol]

FAT

[arctic talon]

you can draw a tunnel

[dusk patrol]

HES FAT

[spare osprey]

BANE NID

BANE NID

[arctic talon]

marine team

[storm jungle]

Ballsack nid

[arctic talon]

5 minis

[sacred bluff]

baneling

[arctic talon]

3APL

[sacred bluff]

Stealing from Starcraft