40k-lore-chat

[scenic bolt]

someone's getting a $100.000 bonus for it

[crisp heath]

It takes me a long time to get thru lore or like rouge trader for example i try to absorb as much as I can so I purposely take my time

Audio books too will take me a Long time to finish

[sleek dagger]

Sometime ago I came across claim that Nurgle sees his rot/pestilence as healing and is doing it as sign of love for Goddess Isha, who as response tries to heal Nurgle’s mess. Is this true?

[storm jungle]

No its not.

The only thing Nurgle does to Isha is make her suffer his plagues in imprisonment since hes a dipshit.

Its a reference to how 90% of 40k fans dont bathe and how they hate women.

[queen laurel]

cleanest warhammer fan ever seen

[dapper gyro]

It is unfortunately real.

[celest dome]

Quite happy that we're mostly past the Isha Stockholm syndrome memes

[sour hornet]

When when someone makes the 1000th unfunny krieger, cadian, or black templar joke

[celest dome]

Slaanesh being sex

[sour hornet]

The what

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-dance-gif-23861627

[queen laurel]

it's as what it says

[celest dome]

You read it

[storm jungle]

Sex = Comedy

[sour hornet]

making fun of them isn't enough, some of these mfs gotta have their particles atomized

[storm jungle]

thats too painless

we need to go broader

🔨

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-funny-cat-bonk-bonk-bonk-bonk-bonk-bonk-bonk-cat-funny-hammer-gif-22703304

[sour hornet]

I didn't know if saying "these gooners gotta start being beaten with hammers" was allowable speech

[dapper gyro]

And thus, this person rejected their humanity and became a necron.

[celest dome]

Gooner, incels...

[queen laurel]

yeah like making them gain nutrients from only reading Steam forum dark tide ideas

[sour hornet]

okay satan

calm down

[celest dome]

Fs forum is straying toward it 💀

[queen laurel]

This is the best one I can think of the fastest hold on let me think for a few seconds maybe I can make something better

god i can't take this

discord is so dogshit it looks like nurgle made it

[dapper gyro]

Wtf do you mean

It is made by the great Tzeentch.

[late osprey]

are the steam forums the zenith of civility and higher learning?

every time i visit them i feel like ive encountered an entirely different plane of existence

[queen laurel]

of course no

why do you think i suggest forcing them to only gain nutrients reading ideas in there ?

[gray umbra]

Steam forums is the land of bad takes

[raven stone]

Reveals tomorrow peeps

Gonna call on GK and Nids getting rep

[queen laurel]

Yep

[sly ivy]

Yes? You rang?

Where’s the convention

[raven stone]

As a Warhammer fan who actually showers daily, I take small personal objection 😅
Then again showering every day seems to be a very East Asian thing…

[sour hornet]

Went to a wargaming event last year

https://tenor.com/view/eww-face-pink-shocked-gif-15315965

I legit thought it was most a joke, but holy fuck is it real

[shadow plover]

Somehow every gaming space also has a broken or nonexistent air conditioning

[dapper gyro]

Not even outdoors will save you from it.

[raven stone]

I can’t imagine the stink at Warhammer World/shitpost

[rocky gale]

The gamer gunk gives me a 3+ invul save vs human contact

[tough haven]

@storm jungle you got the except from flesh and steel about servitor creation? Gotta throw it at someone who thinks corpse starch is one of the most brutal things the imperium does

If anyone has textual examples of horrific shit the imperium does regularly in its regular operation, feel free to chime in

[vagrant fox]

waste of water
take french showers from now on

[tough haven]

I shower every day as an American

[rose thorn]

my favorite fact is the imperium scales servator's sentients to hwo complex the task is

[vagrant fox]

https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/13j2k97/excerpt_flesh_and_steel_the_business_and_body/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

[rose thorn]

to the point sometimes its jsut people who are 90% vacuum\ cleaner

[rocky gale]

Every two days is optimal for showering

[rose thorn]

thats for shampoo not showering

[crisp heath]

It's worse when you realize they usually don't use drugs while doing this so the servitor feels everything

[tough haven]

Waste of anesthesia

Save it for the rich

[dusk patrol]

Google flesh and steel servitor smh

[crisp heath]

The factorys they make them in are pretty heavy

Think of a butcher house thats processing cattle

[tough haven]

Would an enforcer be able to be censured by one of higher rank for beating a citizen for merely insulting someone of higher station than them?

I’m assuming that’s a crime from the options darktide gives you for crimes so they aren’t technically breaking the law by punishing them

But imperial society is ingrained to follow orders of superiors, so which supersedes the other

[vagrant fox]

Could, probably. Would, probably not.

iirc in warhammer crime the rich upper crust have a good deal of sway over the enforcers

[tough haven]

Yeah Ik

And I guess there is “to question your master is to question the Emperor”

So yeah, probably illegal

Especially if said citizen is trying to report a crime done by said rich upper crust

[sly ivy]

Bruh this isn’t funny I had a French roommate freshman year of college

Our room smelled like a gorilla cage

Also he would come home drunk and get angry at me for studying

… good pianist tho

[vagrant fox]

the french can be so based

[sly ivy]

This is true.

But they live on a knife’s edge

Based

Cringe

Based

Cringe.

I rest my case.

[vagrant fox]

and yet

ignore that he likely didn't write that at all

Man you gotta love the Deathwatch sometimes

[sly ivy]

Ok ok fine I reverse my evaluation

[sly ivy]

Lmao

[wintry scarab]

Anyone have or know where i could find a video to listen to the new darktide ost?

[rocky gale]

Growing up we were raised to bathe once a week

[vagrant fox]

Dilara posted these yesterday

[wintry scarab]

TY!

[storm jungle]

damn beat me to it

[vagrant fox]

i'm fast as fucc boi

[vagrant fox]

My dad grew up without electricity or running water so he tried his hardest to impart his never shower techniques on to me

[rocky gale]

We had bath night where everyone took a bath one after the other

[vagrant fox]

yea he'd swim in a lake, I got to go to the beach

[sly ivy]

Usually I just piss on myself

On special occasions

I call it a fremen shower

[storm jungle]

Shut the fuck up

[sly ivy]

Everyone always oppresses me

Not even in darktide lore chat can I be my authentic self

[vagrant fox]

you should watch redline instead of pissing on yourself

[wintry scarab]

Thoes new osts slap. Im so glad kyd is sticking with darktide.

[sly ivy]

Dilara we’re just trying to keep you entertained

Queens of old kept jesters

You keep ret@rds 🫡

Tradition is a beautiful thing

[jade holly]

Nurgle’s weakest soldier

[queen laurel]

the third one i've been looking for

[tough haven]

Whats the sword made from?

[vagrant fox]

Necron sword

Or was it c'tan in the older times, it's a xenophase blade

[queen laurel]

it's a Phase sword

[storm jungle]

^

c'tan phase sword is for the callidus wristblade

which is like the same shit honestly

[tough haven]

Ah, it kinda looked like the dawn blade, was the only reason I asked

[storm jungle]

Nah the dawnblade is unrelated

[tight stratus]

god bless this man

[tough haven]

but looking at it now its a lot more green

[storm jungle]

Its just its own thing

[queen laurel]

so are phase swords the best cutting weapon in the imperial arsenal?

Nothing really beats a blade that vibrates across dimensions to cut things

[storm jungle]

More or less

its OP alien tech so lol

[vagrant fox]

Goes through force fields and whatnot, it's likely at the top

[storm jungle]

Yeah that

[queen laurel]

yeah and definitely the highest blunt weapon they have would be the thunder hammer because well

[storm jungle]

like its so OP it basically would cut anything

[queen laurel]

it's a thunder hammer

nothing really survives getting hit by it

[crisp heath]

What you guys think

[celest dome]

The corruption of the Moebian 6th had already started before being sent to the 6th.
Some assumptions about Nox Alpha being connected to the Garden of Nurgle, which are some reach (Plague World are something)

Oh and the link up between the 2 factions precede Nox Alpha too

[vagrant fox]

Yea there's a few things slightly off, but it seemed pretty good

[green loom]

Much juicy lore

[sacred bluff]

God I pray you were the first to take a bath

[rocky gale]

Youngest child, I went last

[raven stone]

Oof

[celest dome]

Family soup/broth

[late osprey]

with the wolfer lore, we better start seeing some wolfer Ws

justice for my boy

[queen laurel]

Considering what happened to him

I think it's going to be a while until we see him again

The admonition was not happy

[late osprey]

they're two distinct factions iirc

so there's still time for wolfer to be badass

[queen laurel]

After that failed ambush and failed stoppings of the four crack heads high on drugs

I think if he returns he's going to look a little bit different

And if i mean by different i mean probably mangled

[humble shoal]

Ask morrow he was there

And explicator rannick

And wyrmwood zola

[lofty mason]

Hell Diver 2's Sickle made me understand how powerful a Lasgun is in 40k universe.

[queen laurel]

It's a weapon that can blow a hole through concrete and tear off limbs in a single shot

Unfortunately it deals with things that can either dodg it or straight up take a multiple hits

Without even slowing down

[late osprey]

what even is a Mortis Operative?

[outer wave]

Isn't Nox Alpha just a weird, fucked up world with rust disease and being incredibly dark?

[celest dome]

It's either a Death World (fairly certain it is), and/or a Plague World, but neither mean that it's connected to the Garden of Nurgle

[outer wave]

It's an unique take on being part of the garden of Nurgle

Assuming it is anyway

Likely just a death world

[celest dome]

It being connected to the Garden of Nurgle would have massive implications

[versed ledge]

So I got a question, why hasn't the Imperium or Tau use psychological warfare ops on the orks, especially the Orks? Cause Gretchin and Grot uprisings, give the little green snots some high grade explosive and cause orky acts of fun against the bigger Orks?

[queen laurel]

Yeah that type of corruption is usually

Not ignored

[queen laurel]

Maybe because of how belligerent and

Brutally straightforward they are

They are so simple and thinking and purpose that trying to affect their psyche is just not worth it

The straight up ignore whispers from the warp because they do not understand it

[celest dome]

Cause its not worth the effort.
Best psy op is to divert them toward another target, ideally another Ork faction

[queen laurel]

Only psychological thing that's going to make them show any type of emotion that is considered negative is watching their war boss fall

But even that is quite short live because the second big guy is just going to take the place anyway

If he doesn't get killed by the challengers of course

[queen laurel]

That or an enemy that you just want to either disappear or occupied

Like a hive fleet

But of course

If the orks win now you have another bigger problem

So literally the most cost effective and effective way of making sure that they stay dead is just

Burning them all

And making sure no spores are in the planet

[versed ledge]

Damn, I see. But hey, Squigs are edible, right?

[queen laurel]

Yes

They are the most edible fungoid species around

[versed ledge]

For humans, right?

[queen laurel]

Yes

The apparently taste like sweet ham if cooked

But it also depends on the squig of course

[opaque coyote]

Also apparently can be used for like

Hair

[versed ledge]

Damn, now I want some squig, it's vegetarian too!

[queen laurel]

Yeah but that's taking into account the skull of a ork

A hair squig is going to kill a human

[opaque coyote]

Dang.

...

Can you eat it or does it actually taste/feel like hair also

[vagrant fox]

Probably the guys you throw at very high risk of mortality missions that need to be successful

[opaque coyote]

Also its literally the equivalent of like

Putting a tiny puppy onto your head

"Look I have hair"

[queen laurel]

You cannot eat a hair squig you

[opaque coyote]

Does it change biology to suit different needs. Like besides the purpose, what exactly makes the hair squig different to be inedible?

[queen laurel]

Because they are a hairy parasite

[opaque coyote]

But is it's entire flesh hair?

Can you skin it and get the ""meat"" inside?

[queen laurel]

Here's a butchery guide on a attack squig

Which is like the most common squig that a human will encounter and be able to eat

Other types are just way too big and physically strong to be eaten

[celest dome]

Be careful of the mouth when butchering it

[queen laurel]

While some are straight up just

[arctic talon]

Hazardous

Do not eat a boom squig

[queen laurel]

Yeah

[arctic talon]

Or an oil squig

Or a mine squig

[celest dome]

Nah, freeze it, butcher it, then slowly reheat them

[queen laurel]

Or a squiggoth

[arctic talon]

That one is prolly edible

Just would be awful to eat

[late osprey]

alright bulgur, which cut of the squig do you think is the best?

[celest dome]

Don't roast them as it'll still explode

[late osprey]

is there a filet mignon equivalent?

[queen laurel]

2

Next question

[late osprey]

worst cut?

[celest dome]

Probably 10, most tender part

[late osprey]

sorry but im listening to the actual ork with wifi on this

[queen laurel]

10

Probable mostly the skull in there

[celest dome]

No butchering sense

[celest dome]

8 would be the most tough and dry piece

[queen laurel]

Yeah i would rate it a second only to the 10

Because at least has meat

[late osprey]

"The best Eating Squigs found at the bottom of the Drops are known as Juicy Squigs. They are rare and hard to get from the depths. Since rarely found they often grow to large an more tasty as they get older. These are only cooked by best Gretchin servants and are usually offered to Nobs that can appreciate the finer aspects of Ork Kultur."

[queen laurel]

With 10 you're just removing the skull

[late osprey]

squig lore is #1

[queen laurel]

That's a different type of squig

[opaque coyote]

Assuming that it's... similarish to a cow

I guess #3 for some rib-eye squig

[queen laurel]

An attack squig is like the most common type of squig a human can find and relatively catch

[tall plinth]

Wait wait wait, humans eat squigs?

[opaque coyote]

It's vegetarian.

[tall plinth]

They can eat orkoid flesh?

[opaque coyote]

Not Orks themselves

Squigs can be eaten tho

[late osprey]

did you guys know that the hair that some ork boyz have is actually a type of squig?

[opaque coyote]

Ngl Squigs are probably better than any Vegetarian alternatives for meat we have now

[queen laurel]

In the orkoid fungus ecosystem only squigs can be eaten

[tall plinth]

I wouldve thought eating of a squig to be verboten by the imperium

[queen laurel]

Orks and the gretchen are just not worth the trouble

[queen laurel]

It's done when they have no choice

[opaque coyote]

Or if they want something other than nutrient bricks

[queen laurel]

These are used as hair and beards

So eating them isn't going to go down well

[late osprey]

what do you guys think about the squigpipe?

[tall plinth]

kinda cool tbh

[queen laurel]

Funny

[late osprey]

god i forgot all about squiglore

this is awesome

[opaque coyote]

Kinda reminds me of mushroom gills also

[tall plinth]

I mean, if you came across a dead ork, and you’re super hungry (and let’s face it you probably are since it’s 40k) are you able to eat an ork without ill effects

[late osprey]

squiglore is mostly 90s lore, but like most good lore it's remained un-retconned

[opaque coyote]

You think hair squigs are like a weird inverted mushroom type?

"Gills" on the outside acting as hair, but solid past those

The flesh/cap on the inside

[rose thorn]

Love my self a good squig herder

[queen laurel]

Gloomspite are fun

[rose thorn]

The squig bagpipes are so good

[celest dome]

@queen laurel never had beef cheeks ?

[queen laurel]

I'm a man from the philippines so

No

[late osprey]

sucks that squigs come from bathrooms :/

[queen laurel]

Only eating squigs

Most squigs just like grow out of the ground

Like orks

[opaque coyote]

A Catachan soldier has the hobby of growing squigs casually

"This is Heresy!"

"IT'S DELICIOUS."

[queen laurel]

If that's the case he has to very much watch that thing 24/7

[rose thorn]

this new ui is so ass uhg

i sure do hope i dotn forget what server i am in

[queen laurel]

Ugh i'm on my phone right now but

I am not looking forward to opening my

Pc for discord again

[rose thorn]

THEY MADE EVERYTHING SQUARES

SO MANY SERVER PICTURES LOOK ASS NOW

[queen laurel]

It looks like brutalist architecture

[tall plinth]

Too many time discord devs sent messages meant for their kittens to the wrong server, so they made sure it’ll never happen again

[rose thorn]

servers that made thier icon specifically for the circle looks like ass now lol

[dapper gyro]

Point finger at them and laugh

[rose thorn]

makes me wanna year my hair out

[dapper gyro]

Bald Mag, let's go!

[queen laurel]

Yeah it looks like ass

[rose thorn]

WAIT DID THEY MAKE THE EMOJIS SMALER

OKAY NO THEY ARE GOOD

okay stickers are safe too

[vagrant fox]

good god

I hope my discord doesn't change

[queen laurel]

Yeah i am telling you this thing straight up looks like it's made for nothing else then to brutally do what it needs to do

Straightforward to the point with no specialty

[rose thorn]

THERES LIKE 4 TONES OF GREY IM GOIGN INSANE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY

WHYYYY

[queen laurel]

Honestly at this point i might just turn on light mode

[rose thorn]

THE TEXT IS LIKE 5 IDFFERNET SIZES

[queen laurel]

If i'm blinded at least i don't have to see this

[opaque coyote]

Onion

[rose thorn]

late game stardew valley

[median star]

brunt dialogue in mortis holy

[full obsidian]

does darktide have any story? is there anything past the level 30 cutscene?

or is it just a bits and bobs kind of thing

[celest dome]

It's in the background

[winter vessel]

different vegetable, but if i were to grow and maintain my own produce i'd want either a Garlic or Potato farm

[tall plinth]

Potatoes go crazy fr

[storm jungle]

Entirely within levels, interactions, new updates etc

its the horde-shooter format of storytelling like most games of the genre so its not really fed straight to the player

https://warhammer-40k-darktide.fandom.com/wiki/Timeline

[opaque coyote]

Honestly my HC is that Chaos keeps interrupting the transmission for Exterminatus

Because there's no way that Tertium should even be here anymore

[storm jungle]

The planet is nowhere near lost enough for an exterminatus

so no

[opaque coyote]

Aren't there actual chaos Spawns wandering around

Beasts of Nurgle

[storm jungle]

Yeah but its still salvagable. It'd be more concerning if there was entire daemonc cities/enclaves of slime and infection

[opaque coyote]

Or is that just gameplay

[winter vessel]

yes. But to the Imperium at large the scale of the problem is the equivalent of Shoplifting at a retail store.

[storm jungle]

Bigger planets have gone entire way worse chaos invasions with CSM armadas/chaos legions and came out fine

this is like Tier 1 or 2 sort of thing really

[opaque coyote]

I still think a Plague Marine boss would be fun as fuck

[celest dome]

Armageddon for example was way worse off

[storm jungle]

That yeah

[opaque coyote]

Ah okay.

[storm jungle]

Armageddon literally had angron popping up and entire continents overrun with daemons

[celest dome]

No

[opaque coyote]

Darn

Like as a preacher of sorts tbh

Multi stage boss fight similar to the Twins

[celest dome]

Let us show of less used stuff

[shadow plover]

sloppy bilepiper

[storm jungle]

Sloppity*

[celest dome]

Bilepiper I would prefer as special tbh.
Poxbringer as lords

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/plink-nerd-plank-plink-cat-cat-gif-17569403098672348326

[shadow plover]

yes but sloppy is funnier

[opaque coyote]

Fair.

Still would be a banger tho

[winter vessel]

C'mon admonition, bring on the giant Fuck Ass Rot Fly

[dapper gyro]

It would be autogun/stubber wet dream.

AA gun goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

[crystal forum]

actually it's autocannons

[winter vessel]

give an ogryn weapon cosmetic called "Big Swatter"

and its a giant fly swat

[opaque coyote]

I unironically think that the Beast of Nurgle is still like

The cruelest thing Nurgle has ever pulled tbh

Like he basically made a creature that cannot see the pain it causes

And a purposeful part of it's life cycle is to be so heartbroken it turns into a rot fly

Like Nurgle basically made a Puppy inside a death machine body

And purposefully sends it out to be abused

Like that is fucked

[rocky gale]

What we thinking is going to be in tonights reveals?

[winter vessel]

its like a grimdark scp 999 except you don't get any joy it exudes from hugging you

[shadow plover]

Hoping for reworked Nid Warriors

add Shrikes to the kit

[dapper gyro]

Moar Moarine

[opaque coyote]

Honestly it would be funny if like Legendary weapons in the 40k lore were skins that you can get.

Like you can casually get Drachyen as a power sword skin

It screams in confusion asking where's Abaddon while you slice up poxwalkers

[opaque coyote]

Basically yeah.

I wonder if a Plague Marine keeps one as a pet

Cause if it wasn't completely deadly to me and the life around it. I would totally keep one as a pet

[celest dome]

The implications that it would cause 💀

Then again we have the Gal Marraz (forgot the spelling)

[opaque coyote]

I mean the Blood Ravens have

BORROWED

Artifacts before

And it isn't canon

[celest dome]

Oh yes, the very lore accurate game series that is Dawn of War

[opaque coyote]

(that's what they want you to think-)

[opaque coyote]

That's exactly why I want it

It would be extremely funny

Also it'd give an opportunity to use these sick ass designs in a game

Lore-wise you could say they're just replicas

Idk why somebody would make a replica of the Despoiler's sword

But hey

Style points

Also it'd just be cool to have some better weapon skins than just

"COAT OF PAINT SPLASHED ON GUN"

I have seen better skins in fucking Ubisoft games

Seriously most of the R6 siege weapon skins look like ass

And the only one that looks good isn't even legendary. It's technically a tier below that

But it's wanted because it's the only weapon skin that doesn't look ugly

Black Ice

[opaque coyote]

IF YOU WANT

TO FUCKING TAKE MY MONEY

HAVE SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT GOT SHIT RUBBED ON THE FUCKING PUMP HANDLE UBISOFT

[raven stone]

Ubisoft been making dumb decisions lately.

All across the board.

[opaque coyote]

Although tbf whoever is running their social media team is actually roasting the shit out of Grummz

It doesn't make me hate them less but I can give props to them

[vagrant fox]

I've zero interest in the game, but whoever runs that account is funny

[opaque coyote]

There is also the famous...

Hideki the most based man alive

[storm jungle]

Elon not be cringe on twitter challenge

[opaque coyote]

💀

[storm jungle]

As ever, I consult people to look up "grummz" in gifs

https://tenor.com/view/grummz-milk-hammer-explode-smash-gif-14123138875338840402

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-wilds-mhw-wilds-monster-hunter-uth-gif-14087841900104329863

Average Gamer™️ in its natural habitat

[opaque coyote]

Nah

The monster is way more clean

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/grummz-gif-10653859874615135208

[opaque coyote]

Look it's even taking a bath

Fake gamer

A real gamer never showers

[arctic talon]

LOL

[opaque coyote]

A real gamer drives away FEMOIDS with his (Elon) Musk

[arctic talon]

Why are there so many gifs

[opaque coyote]

It's pleasant that woke is now becoming the new like

"SJW" type of shit

We've essentially gone in the opposite direction now

[arctic talon]

I’m the wokeler baby

[opaque coyote]

People are becoming more and more annoyed of people crying out

[arctic talon]

Batman will reveal himself

[opaque coyote]

"WOKE!!! DEI!!!"

[arctic talon]

Or more people will DEI

[opaque coyote]

And honestly

Thank god

[arctic talon]

Okay I’m done with this bit

[opaque coyote]

Batman uses the dark ..

Dark??

Honestly I have had a funny idea

Y'know how Superman in the Injustice comics basically revealed Batman's identity via twitter

Instead of the stupid social media blackout he did. Imagine Bruce Wayne posting a picture with "Batman" next to him

"No he's just my friend"

Like ironically Batman fucking shutting down the internet basically Stresiand'd his identity

[full obsidian]

is there a good reason why the imperial guard sit at the edge of the mission area and do nothing until we finish the mission

[opaque coyote]

two reasons why

A) actual reason: They're there to guard the area and keep the perimeter. We're essentially expendable scouts

Similar to how Paratroopers weaken defenses and clear the way for the main force

We're basically clearing a path to the base while they wait to secure

B) They're soldiers. And soldiers are an expert at being extremely lazy.

[sacred ginkgo]

They’re random goons who would get destroyed by the 6th

[full obsidian]

more expendable than imperial guardsmen? 💀

[opaque coyote]

unironically yes

we are literally death row inmates sent to die

[sacred ginkgo]

For most missions with guard presence*

We’re an inquisitorial strike team now

[opaque coyote]

yeah

[vagrant fox]

We're a bit less expendable now than at the start, but we're a strike team that goes in, does the objective, and gets out

The guard hold chokepoints

[opaque coyote]

but still we've gone from

"literally human trash"

to

"it would be slightly inconvenient if we're dead"

[full obsidian]

but at the same the player characters are OP protagonists that slaughter thousands of enemies

[arctic talon]

at higher levels no

early on yes

[full obsidian]

or are we just suppossed to disconnect that from lore for gameplay reasons

[arctic talon]

Also the gameplay is def disconnected

it wouldn't be survivable even for a named character normal human tbh

With how many guardsmen it throws at you

the Moebian sixth would be much smarter in lore

[sacred ginkgo]

Canon difficulty is probably sedition

[arctic talon]

Sedition with even less moebians

and more cultists tbh

and damage way up

[sacred ginkgo]

Sedition spawns with EFL 2 level damage

[arctic talon]

The guardsmen not helping at all is def like

a gameplay thing though

in lore they'd absolutely be taking potshots

[opaque coyote]

would be entertaining to make a "realistic difficulty" mod

one bullet puts you at like 30 health

[arctic talon]

only psyker gets toughness

Also maybe zealot ig

but prolly not

[sacred ginkgo]

To be fair most of the time we’re out of sight of them when we actually start fighting

Wrong reply

[arctic talon]

This is true

that they are out of site most of the time

but on like the really long bridge map

[vagrant fox]

zealot has face parchment now, definitely surviving one bullet at least

[arctic talon]

they should be taking potshots

up until you get past that portion imo

[opaque coyote]

MY FACE IS MY SHIELD

[sacred ginkgo]

There’s a blockade of shipping containers though right

[opaque coyote]

now you truly feel like a guardsman

just as the emperor intended

[arctic talon]

you can see over them

if you hack freecam up to where the guardsmen are standing

[opaque coyote]

I like to think that the extreme difficulties are literally just

The Reject's version of events

[arctic talon]

they can see you somewhat clearly

[opaque coyote]

"There were like 1000 poxwalkers."

"With like 10 armored ogryns and 35 machine gunners!"

[arctic talon]

lore accurate darktide gameplay would be fun

mostly because rocket tag

would be funny

[opaque coyote]

well on lower difficulties.

Higher would basically be impossible

[arctic talon]

as its own gamemode

higher difficulties would literally be impossible

[opaque coyote]

like how L4D2 has a realistic mode

[arctic talon]

the Scab gunners would nearly instakill you

they have hotshot volleyguns

none of our armor is saving us from more then one shot lol

[opaque coyote]

it would basically be mostly cultists and zombies

[arctic talon]

yeah

[opaque coyote]

although how much would the ogryn tank

I'm pretty sure in canon they could tank a hotshot blast

[arctic talon]

Prolly

Sniper would do them in though

[full obsidian]

arent psykers like more valuable to not be in the reject squad though

[arctic talon]

No

since they're all rogue psykers

[winter vessel]

when you get downed in the perfect spot for the sniper to keep shooting you

[arctic talon]

Grendyl

from a legal standpoint

should have them all killed on the spot

but since he's an inqusitor he has the leeway to decide to not do that and use them as expendable shocktroops/integrate them into his warband

[opaque coyote]

tbf that's the same in terms of regular gameplay honestly

[arctic talon]

LOL

[opaque coyote]

seriously though they put the fear of god in me at times

[sacred ginkgo]

Snipers when I just slide at them while still running in a straight line

[opaque coyote]

he's also kinda desperate considering he has to clear a hive of chaos influence

[arctic talon]

Yeah

grendyl is in a race against time rn

and he's not exactly winning the race lol

[opaque coyote]

yeah they're fucking annoying when you're fighting a shit ton of enemies though

and I'm not the best skill wise

so

[winter vessel]

trappers are easily avoidable, but some times i dodge back instead of left or right by accident and then i get snared

[arctic talon]

oof

[opaque coyote]

Trappers sound a little bit too excited

I haven't played Darktide in months ironically enough. Computer's having issues and Darktide makes it want to kill itself

so

[sacred ginkgo]

At least he (probably) dealt with ||the greater daemon just chilling||

[arctic talon]

I mean

[full obsidian]

and dont guardsmen that come into contact with chaos forces too many times get considered untrustworthy eventually and just get purged to stop any chance of corruption surely the same would apply to us if we were really more expendeble than guardsmen?

[arctic talon]

We're no longer less expendable by the time we reach 30

but yeah for anyone not integrated into the warband

their heads are uh

[opaque coyote]

By the time we reach level 30, we've proven our worth basically.

[winter vessel]

I always make sure to be the last to drop, cus i know that one sonuvabitch who's just gonna linger before we drop in an area we can't go back to and then they get snared by the net. got no one to blame but themselves for that

[arctic talon]

probably on the chopping block when this is all over

but yeah our Rejects are in canon

literally built better

now granted

there's only like

21 of the player rejects in canon

but still

[opaque coyote]

Gone from Death Row to actual Inquistorial partners.

yippee

[arctic talon]

we're part of an inqusitiors retinue now

technically

like thirce removed

but we are part of it

[opaque coyote]

rip

[sacred ginkgo]

Just had to survive dozens of suicide ops

[winter vessel]

I go more of the crackhead route. Wolfer: "Those guys are dorks..." Morrow: "Yes but they're my dorks..."

[full obsidian]

yeah but realistically would any trash rank soldier be able to reach that point

esp considering the shit the players do in the missions is not normal at all

[sacred ginkgo]

Try an Ironman run some time

For the true realism experience

[opaque coyote]

which is without medkits baiscallyh

/med stims

[arctic talon]

the average reject doesn't even make it out of their first mission lore wise

[opaque coyote]

/med servitors

[arctic talon]

so no

I'd say the average guardsmen

would die horribly

The 21 personality rejects are like

literally built better

they are alternatively constructed

[sacred ginkgo]

Ironman is get to level 30 from fresh without full dying

[winter vessel]

manufactured horizontally

[full obsidian]

yeah thats what i mean if a cannon fodder soldier makes it out alive when theyre not meant to it becomes suspicion

[opaque coyote]

Basically

Yes we basically survived longer than the average space marine, probably killed more than the average space marine.

And yet our reward is not being on death row and sent on more suicide missions.

Welcome to the Imperium. @full obsidian

[arctic talon]

Well if it keeps on happening and they don't find any taint

then clearly they're good at their job and should be retained

Sefoni can always poke around in our head for chaos taint

[opaque coyote]

Also Grendyl is like really desperate

Like REALLY desperate

[arctic talon]

and I'm sure the warband has other psykers in it

who can you know

go digging through your brain

but Sefoni can do it without you noticing

she probably does it to every single reject who survives a mission

[sacred bluff]

I kinda have a crush on sefoni

If i was there

she'd know

[arctic talon]

[vagrant fox]

🤔

[opaque coyote]

Now if only she wasn't stuck in one of those stupid tanks

Seriously y'know the like

[sacred bluff]

I'd still like her

Even if she was

[sacred ginkgo]

Hey at least they give us the cool toys

[sacred ginkgo]

The enforcer for the psyker outfit comes to mind

[opaque coyote]

Theme Park attraction where you dunk somebody in a water tank.

[sacred ginkgo]

Holy message send times

[arctic talon]

But some psykers are really not gentle

[opaque coyote]

Sefoni's tank reminds me of that honestly

[arctic talon]

When it comes to mind scrying lol

[opaque coyote]

Sefoni is basically really skilled

[arctic talon]

Yeah

She doesn’t cause any mental damage, memory loss or reduce people to an insane jibbering mess

[sacred ginkgo]

Sefoni is ridiculously skilled she can simulate an extremely intense combat environment for 40 minutes

[opaque coyote]

Not Emperor/Malcador level obviously

But like...

If she ever came to the field, she could probably destroy a good chunk of the hive honestly

Maybe like. A street

or something

idk

Also I genuinely cannot tell whether the Underhive level actually has corruption or not and I'm pretty sure that's the intention

"Is that mushroom a nurgle plant or just the natural flora..."

[arctic talon]

She would probably be able to level a habblock lol

She is terrifyingly strong

For what she’s shown off

The fact she can create a literal mind palace with near perfect reconstructions of stuff

[sacred ginkgo]

Probably not level, but certainly kill everyone inside instantly

[arctic talon]

Tbf give her a few minutes and she could

[sacred ginkgo]

I think shes a hyper specialized telepath

[opaque coyote]

I mean

At least she offers it to even level 1 rejects

[arctic talon]

This is true

[opaque coyote]

Awfully nice of her

[arctic talon]

She probsbly could just make peoples minds explode

I mean it’s her job

[opaque coyote]

I think it's partially based off of your own mind since like

some enemies aren't there if you haven't encountered them

/lower difficulties

[arctic talon]

I do feel like sefoni’s room

Is ready to uh

Vent her into space

At any moment

[opaque coyote]

Definitely

[arctic talon]

It gives me airlock vibes lol

For some reason

[opaque coyote]

I mean even a high level psyker can get corrupted

so

[sacred ginkgo]

She probably has a bomb somewhere in that implant hair

[opaque coyote]

Still though.

Imagine a mission where like

in the midst of it, you hear like a huge ass chaos army

like even bigger than what we usually fight

then we hear sefoni

a loud series of screams, some warp shit, maniacal laughter

and she's like

"alright you can continue your mission"

[sacred ginkgo]

I’m assuming she could intervene from orbit in dire enough circumstances

[opaque coyote]

Actually can Psykers like

Make a bubble of air

[arctic talon]

Depends on the Psyker

But in theory yeah

[opaque coyote]

Like if they're powerful enough, can they like travel through space with like a telepathic bubble

[sacred ginkgo]

I don’t think sefoni could

[opaque coyote]

yeah probably not

[sacred ginkgo]

She’s probably sacrificed all of her general capacity for telepathic skill

[opaque coyote]

just wondering if like

a powerful psyker could

like alpha tier type of shit

[vagrant fox]

There's an example in Eisenhorn of someone being blatantly labelled an alpha grade psyker who does all kinds of wacky things, it's a bit old though

thinking about it, the whole grading system isn't really used a lot anymore is it

[arctic talon]

It was only used by Abnett

[rose thorn]

God I wish the Eisenhorn books were removed from reality

[sly ivy]

Ur opinion is bad and u should feel bad

[sacred bluff]

SHUT YOUR MOUTH

[dusk patrol]

The grading system was always gonna lead to dumb stuff like that

[storm jungle]

its dumb because psyker powers literally work on whos writing a book and what powers they can make up for said book too

[arctic talon]

they're good

smh

[storm jungle]

like Ahriman can literally just do anything because "big wizard"

[dusk patrol]

Mag just hates good stuff

[storm jungle]

same with clowns like Mephisto

I mean Mephiston whoops copyright

[sacred bluff]

What about boy psyker in ravenor who can make blanks feel psyker power

[storm jungle]

see my first statement

Anything the author wants

its magic, its always bullshit

[sacred bluff]

It was good tho

[dusk patrol]

Zael

[sacred bluff]

Yes

I miss Frauka

[storm jungle]

Zeal was probably too on the nose as a name

[sacred bluff]

He was a great blank

[sly ivy]

Ur a great blank

[sly ivy]

No charge for the compliment first one’s free

[dusk patrol]

Real

[sacred bluff]

Like in the first book

[rose thorn]

I’ve read xenos and one of the short stories and they were one of the worst reading experiences I’ve had in 40K lmao

[dusk patrol]

Ok

I would suggest reading like

[sour hornet]

Bro he's so based

[sacred bluff]

He walked up to a psyker beating ravenor's butt, and took off his collar, which made the psyker come back to his body and he killed him

[storm jungle]

hes gay as hell

(derogatory)

[dusk patrol]

One other book then lol

[sacred bluff]

It was so easy

[sour hornet]

super badass name too

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[sour hornet]

I'll be gay w/ him bro wizard powers are rad as hell

[storm jungle]

get out of here vezimira

[sour hornet]

also you cannot talk

[sacred bluff]

Some of the way blanks killed people have been funny

[sour hornet]

eldar fan (derogatory)

[sly ivy]

…… bruh this take is so bad I almost respect it

[sour hornet]

🫵

[storm jungle]

read Vaults of Terra instead, Eisenhorn is oooold

[sly ivy]

Almost

[storm jungle]

🗣️

[storm jungle]

I like all factions you dingleberry

[dusk patrol]

Mag would hate that too

[sour hornet]

scooping from 7 different shades of poop is no better

[sly ivy]

Lmao damn breaking out the dingleberry

[storm jungle]

You are one to talk you gooner freak 😭

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/the-brady-bunch-sure-jan-gif-25908813

[sacred bluff]

Like when Cain's butler Jergen held a powerful warp book and the bad guy thought they had some kind of device to turn off it's power. He took the book, ran out of distance of Jergen, then got mangled by the book just for holding it.

It was great

[sour hornet]

I feel particularly insulted, it's like I'm talking to my parole officer again ☠️

[storm jungle]

I got like 74 Imperial OCs i dont wanna hear this.

Also if i didnt would I make memes like this

[sour hornet]

okay I believe you now, there are like 3 people on this planet who would take the time to make an iron hands meme

☠️

[storm jungle]

LMAO

the disrespect is insane 💀

[dapper gyro]

You should be proud of that.

[storm jungle]

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[sacred bluff]

Iron Hands and Raven Guard are like the least talked about, at least from being in servers

[storm jungle]

👍

[storm jungle]

IH are cool, RG are like... eh

[dusk patrol]

White Scars 40k are more so tbh

[storm jungle]

Yeah WS are bottom tier

they got great books but zero traction essentially

[dusk patrol]

30k people post Jaghatai homophobia but

Besides that

[storm jungle]

its essentially impossible to also like

keep 9 legions all equally popular

some will always get outclassed

[rose thorn]

Bro WS are so disrespected in 40K, when they remade the chapter master model they took him off his bike

[storm jungle]

ikr

fucking disgusting

HES TOUCHING THE FLOOR

[sour hornet]

To he honest, as an outsider for a long time, it didn't really get how the IH were unpopular until I joined

[rose thorn]

Literally WS would ahve been better off if they didn’t update the model

[storm jungle]

they got barely any good models as is 😭

[sour hornet]

I could see WS, white sucks to paint as a beginner, but IH??

[rose thorn]

With the 9 more space marine releases MAYBE we will get another biker model

[dusk patrol]

People talk about the IH being unpopular so much it leads to them being more popular than the actual most unpopular ones

[vagrant fox]

hrud fan 🫵

[storm jungle]

[dusk patrol]

Like unironically, especially recently, they drive a lot of discussion for whatever reason I’ve noticed on Reddit and other forums

Mostly “hurr durr why metal arm” but hey

[dapper gyro]

WS and RG are forever in the 2 corners.

[storm jungle]

"why do they display their cybernetics"

because it looks cool you dumb fuck

also subdermal cybernetics are boring in any sci-fi media

[sour hornet]

those people itritate me

[storm jungle]

even if 40k also has them

[rose thorn]

I’ve unironically went from ‘who cares about iron hands’ to ‘iron hands are cool’ because their lore isn’t fuck ass like salamanders

[sly ivy]

I loled

[storm jungle]

I refer to the meme above whenever Sallies are mentioned

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[storm jungle]

they are essentially the Krieg of Space Marines, nowhere near as annoying but god

[dusk patrol]

“Here’s one line from a random ass Magos that says their bionics aren’t better than normal Astartes physiology. I will ignore this is the same book where a marine survives being stabbed through by a daemon prince, and all the other times they’ve been shown better because I didn’t actually read the source.”

[storm jungle]

you know its bad when GW had to step in and retcon one of their companies to commit warcrimes against civillians

its so fucking silly how much they dont make them do evil enough shit

[sacred bluff]

I do like the WS motto "no backwards step"

[sour hornet]

I mean it helps that those people typically don't like selfless types

[storm jungle]

"omg my whole chungus civillian savers"

[rose thorn]

At least krieg players have to have dignity or else they will look insane

[storm jungle]

LOL

[sly ivy]

White Scars are boring

[storm jungle]

silence mongolian

[sly ivy]

Iron Hands are based

[dapper gyro]

Sally are cool, Sally fans are terrible.

[dusk patrol]

Anyone who says their boring just hasn’t read anything about them, I totally get not liking them but their issue is way more they kinda got too much going on over being boring.

[dapper gyro]

Krieg is terrible both ways.

[sour hornet]

So you just get flanderized "these marines are super nice and help civilians" memes instead of someone painting their kriegers in SS camo

[dusk patrol]

Some Sallie fans are fine but they suffer from being so popular

And cowards who want to be the “good guys”

[sour hornet]

I'll take the Sallie misconceptions please

[dusk patrol]

Which are always the worst people ever in the community

[storm jungle]

Krieg is utterly irrecoverable as a faction yeah

the fandom has absolutely ruined them

[sly ivy]

Green is fundamentally a stupid color on a man is the real problem

[rose thorn]

I like the dragon and black smith parts but everything else is so utter ass, some of their lore is very AOS which I really like

[dapper gyro]

If I want good guys, I go with Crimson Fists and RG.

[storm jungle]

im watching a GW reveal stream and the chat is spamming shovel memes for like 100 messages, legit makes me wanna vomit

[vagrant fox]

Krieg is one of my most favourite but I'll seldom admit it, the fanbase for them sucks major ass and I hate 9/10 of them

[storm jungle]

^

the faction is cool

the fanbase is not

[rose thorn]

And then like everything else is hell

[sour hornet]

Nah, chief pulls it off well I think

[storm jungle]

well like the 90% of it

[dusk patrol]

But in general I like all the legions, some more than others, but the community ruins a lot of stuff for me

Night Lords are another which gets insufferable

[storm jungle]

"the community ruins a lot of stuff for me" is the warhammer motto lol

[rose thorn]

All the legions suck make your own chapter

[sour hornet]

Space Marine geometry just makes green look lamer than some other colors

[storm jungle]

REALLY makes me wish their trilogy didnt exist sometime, they hold it up like gospel because its the only worthy piece of narrative their shitsmear of a faction has lol

and I like night lords btw so like 💀

[rose thorn]

I blame bricky

[sour hornet]

discovering the fandom through here may have saved me I fear

[dusk patrol]

I also hate how it feels like the community tries to always frame stuff negatively

Like there was some thread about “which is your least favorite legion”

[sacred bluff]

is stream today for adepticon

[dusk patrol]

who cares

[storm jungle]

Yeah im pretty sure

[dusk patrol]

What is that gonna accomplish

[sour hornet]

All except RG and WS, who are my babies who I love

[vagrant fox]

oh yeah adepticon is at like 3 am

[rose thorn]

Based take

[storm jungle]

Counterpoint, the space wolves sometimes need to be put down

[dusk patrol]

Why we always gotta be negative Nancy’s

[sacred bluff]

Iron Warriors and World Eaters best legions>>>

[vagrant fox]

I don't know, does the RG even exist?

[dusk patrol]

They got a good fanbase

All of them do

They just similarly don’t get as much focus

[vagrant fox]

I do like me some ashen claws though

[dapper gyro]

I like the aesthetic of the Kriegs, but their actions are so dumb for me, and the fans always glorify it...

[rose thorn]

Yeahhhh I agree, idk how warhammer 40K use to be but I’ve seen a lot more chapter tribalism

[storm jungle]

RG as a legion/fanbase is the epitome of "Its not much, but its an honest life."

[dusk patrol]

IH have controversial bits and more of a notable gimmick so they come up more

[sacred bluff]

okay nazi...

[dusk patrol]

Even if people don’t know about them much they still have probably read more

[sour hornet]

I adore them, the edgy 13 year old inside me double loves them. Also black and white is the sickest paint scheme imaginable and I won't let any tell me otherwise.

[rose thorn]

[storm jungle]

sdfklsfklsfs

[vagrant fox]

The shameful secret is, I do like them too. Tell no one though

[sacred bluff]

Black and neon pink

Trust

[storm jungle]

as ever public service announcement please dont paint your krieg as wehrmacht

[rose thorn]

LMAOOOOO

[storm jungle]

blue is king 🙏

[sour hornet]

Like, black templars are a little bland, but they look rad as fuck, no contest.

[storm jungle]

They are prob the only Chapter whos fanbase is like 9.99% rotten to the core lol

[dapper gyro]

It is fieldgrey. /s

[rose thorn]

I remember some guy on the GSC discord did Nazi posting and was like “they are perfect, the wyrm fits perfectly on the arm sleeves”

[sacred bluff]

Someone painted a legion of the damned army

[storm jungle]

i like the faction itself

[sacred bluff]

it was fire

[storm jungle]

boooooo

GETOU-

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/i-can't-have-this-conversation-again-tony-soprano-the-sopranos-gif-16274142811887245291

[dapper gyro]

9.99%? or 99.9%? I don't know, math is hard.

[storm jungle]

Damn misstyped

[vagrant fox]

why are we always having conversations you can't have again

[storm jungle]

anyway death

[storm jungle]

sopranos gifs will be posted until morale improves

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/conquest-conquest-invincible-invincible-oliver-slap-gif-14693527548536922774

“But it’s dumb they’re too big an-“

[sacred bluff]

https://youtu.be/vA8qCriSXqA?t=62

This army

[vagrant fox]

I'm pretty sure sopranos gifs reduce my morale

[storm jungle]

good

https://tenor.com/view/paulie-gualtieri-paul-tony-sirico-wtf-finger-gif-22816998

me when i hear someone slandering salamanders

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/silvio-dante-the-sopranos-just-when-i-thought-i-was-out-they-pull-me-back-in-gif-25807291

Eh idc

[rose thorn]

Let me check the Reddit

[dusk patrol]

Click on it you bitches

[sour hornet]

I'm a halo fan first, so the fiction of "yeah this 500 kilo dude DEFINITELY moves with grace and silence because of... oh... AH YES, "stealth training!"

[dusk patrol]

It’s cool and idc if it doesn’t make sense

[sour hornet]

is second nature to me

[dusk patrol]

At least with RG their armor is modified to high hell to make it work better

Phobos armor definitely helps a lot more now

Also Reiver skull masks are edgy and fucking awesome

[storm jungle]

mr cultist watch out, theres a guy behind you

[dapper gyro]

You should join the r/Halo lore chat... holy damn hot takes...

[rose thorn]

Looks like the mods deleted the Nazi genestelaer post

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

Maggie pls 💀

[winter vessel]

those impacts on the left wall there isn't from ordnance...its the reiver punching the wall because they've been waiting in the same spot for hours and he's getting impatient

[rose thorn]

It was up for a WHILEEEE

[dusk patrol]

They keep talking about what they’re gonna have for lunch

[dapper gyro]

Reiver is so shit as an unit.

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/christopher-moltisanti-sopranos-wave-hi-get-real-gif-483930376498554407

[vagrant fox]

there it is, replace the right with anything cool

[dapper gyro]

At least the chad infiltrator and eliminator are still carrying the Phobos.

[rose thorn]

Gonan repost this meme

Because it’s very funny

[storm jungle]

lmfao god sakes

[sour hornet]

I know I'm painting them in ss oakleaf, but it literally just a camo, it doesn't—"

[storm jungle]

LSDFKDSFLSDF

STOP 💀

[dusk patrol]

Yeah sadly they’re only decent in Killteam

[rose thorn]

Someone spammed neophytes and shot a bane blade to death

[dusk patrol]

Which I guess is fitting

[vagrant fox]

I once had a thought of getting a few kriegers in feldgrau before I thought for it for about five seconds

[storm jungle]

I was one of the biggest haters of macro-cannon operating lore once but ive learned to accept it once i remembered the certain reality of "Imperium is stupid"

[storm jungle]

also good job, you are smarter than most painters

"guys should i get an aquila tattoo"

no

[dusk patrol]

It’s simple, I have no standards and selectively choose which lore I like and don’t

I am the final arbiter

[dapper gyro]

Real man paints flecktarn.

[dusk patrol]

Anyone else who does this is a fake fan

[vagrant fox]

I saw it as a youngin and it was cool, and it's still cool
doesn't matter that it makes no sense it's the imperium the air is worth more than the slaves breathing it

[storm jungle]

yeah agreed

its why I hate the word "grimderp"

[sour hornet]

Dil, your black templar/krieg memes become less 'memes' and move closer to just being real life every day 😭

[storm jungle]

I used to do them a lot back in the day (2 years ago)

then i realised i put way too much effort into memes most grimdankers eat and repost like fucking disgusting hive gutter rats

[sour hornet]

feeding the ecosystem just to be reposted onto grimdank

[storm jungle]

YEP

[sour hornet]

imagine a worse fate

💀

[rose thorn]

I think there’s a reason you don’t see space marines do MCU humor very much

[vagrant fox]

a pitiable existence, that's just I just regurtitate memes

[storm jungle]

also one of my best older works

😭

[rose thorn]

“Geez guys, maybe that’s a bit much?”

[sour hornet]

Must have been a named csm if he took a whole three bolt rounds

[dapper gyro]

Thank you for your contribution to the brain rot, Dil.

[storm jungle]

i think the WORST example ive seen of MCU Marines is in Siege, where every fucking loyalist has to say some stupid ass one liner before killing a chaos dude, its so egregious

"Eat shit traitor"

actual line btw

[winter vessel]

When they recycle your memes in a Reddit and claim it as theirs:

[rose thorn]

LMAOOOO

[vagrant fox]

get owned traitor fans

[storm jungle]

OH MY GOD, YES

[rose thorn]

THE NEW SSIEGE BOOK???

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

nah one of the older ones

well "old", like from 3 years ago

[rose thorn]

Oh okay

[storm jungle]

Siege is basically over

we just have that anthology left

[sour hornet]

One of my most chud opinions is that titans simply aren't large enough

I will not be moved

[spare osprey]

Did he say it to a death guard?

[rose thorn]

I was about to be like “AND SIEGE OF VRAX WON BOOK OF THE YEAR?!!”

[storm jungle]

I THINK so, i think it was a world eater

[storm jungle]

I HATE this opinion.

[sour hornet]

as a lifelong mechslop consumer, I am an expert on this

[storm jungle]

Titans are already fucking massive.

[spare osprey]

Well now

[sour hornet]

not enough

[storm jungle]

yall just cant understand size

[sour hornet]

[vagrant fox]

make them bigger

[spare osprey]

Why would you waste a one liner on a world eater

[rose thorn]

Titans suck as a concept

[vagrant fox]

I know they're already stupid big, make them bigger

[storm jungle]

oh come on

[rose thorn]

(An imperial knight fan)

[storm jungle]

dont be-

oh

that explains a lot

LMAO

[sour hornet]

I can, and those fuckers need to be even bigger.

[storm jungle]

gonna shove my vulkan mega blaster up your ass-

[rose thorn]

THEY PUT ONE ON THE IMPERIAL KNIGHT CODEX

[storm jungle]

hahaha owned

enjoy the tiny toy robots nerd

[dusk patrol]

I’d like a girlfriend who thinks Titans should be bigger, I need someone with that lack of understanding scale in my life

[spare osprey]

My only titan gripe is that a warmaster can’t take melee and ranged weapons together

[sour hornet]

If they aren't Jaeger sized, send them BACK

[spare osprey]

And they have to be two separate variants, fuck off

[vagrant fox]

Well, the Imperator is a bit bigger

[rose thorn]

Why the fuck make a codex cover and make the faction in the codex not the biggest fuckinh thing there

[dusk patrol]

Also, sadly the FFG PDFs all suck and are terribly scanned but

[dusk patrol]

Stuff like this

Is amazing

[arctic talon]

I still wonder why they didn't pick this for the codex cover for IK lol

[rose thorn]

Please god don’t reuse the same art for the next codex