"you,,, are trans"
#40k-lore-chat
rose thorn
LMAOOOOSAJIBHGUIHFH
rose thorn
https://tenor.com/view/mgs3-metal-gear3-mgs3crotch-grab-mgs3balls-grab-gif-22476...
republicans checking my balls to see what bathroom i go to
queen laurel
I am so glad only dilara is the most common mod here
rose thorn
agreed
queen laurel
The s*** we say here man
vagrant fox
Don't be mean to Volgin 😔
winter vessel
yeah, makes me question how long humanity has lasted this long
dapper gyro
what hte hell is h foundry?
If you don't know, you don't know.
rose thorn
yes
arctic talon
Dreg gunner
rose thorn
all the unreleased skins people want
vagrant fox
I don't know but I wish Venom Snake would chokehold me
winter vessel
what do you think is behind this pillar
your self respect
storm jungle
rose thorn
WHAT
vagrant fox
holy hell
rose thorn
LMAO
arctic talon
WHAT
rocky gale
Wut
storm jungle
rocky gale
What's he doing there
winter vessel
oh yeah that
storm jungle
theres your damn audiologs
rose thorn
is it audiologs if you jsut fucking talking to the guy
rose thorn
lmaoo
i like my plot lines in 3 different unsynchronized stories that only make sense hwen you watch all of them backwards
storm jungle
rose thorn
also cant he janitor please just leak eveyrthing already i really dont wanna watch the warhammer reveals whiel doing chem homewokr
dapper gyro
Morrow emoji when?
storm jungle
vagrant fox
I want a morrow waa waa waa stop whining sticker
rocky gale
Reveals are tomorrow right?
rose thorn
yeah at 9pm cdt
rocky gale
At like 2am my time
rose thorn
or 10pm est
rose thorn
At like 2am my time
i was literally gonna ask if you could post them my brain has rotted away
rocky gale
Time travel isn't allowed
rose thorn
dapper gyro
It is odd that it is an UK company, but it does reveal at that hour.
sacred bluff
Time travel is allowed 
rocky gale
They switch between UK and US timezones depending on what reveal show it is
queen laurel
Well time to do some reading
dapper gyro
It is 20h00 for me.
rocky gale
And Adepticon is a US convention so US timezones
rose thorn
i think they are trying to balance out the reveal time for all the countries taht house their major markets by making it inconvient for all of htem
storm jungle
How the hell did you forget this
HES BEHIND A FUCKING PILLAR
dapper gyro
Fair enough
rose thorn
9pm is so late already lmao
queen laurel
HES BEHIND A FUCKING PILLAR
That's a fair assessment
queen laurel
HES BEHIND A FUCKING PILLAR
Can you get me pictures of the other characters or is it only morrow
rose thorn
i go to bed at that time on thursdays
vagrant fox
HES BEHIND A FUCKING PILLAR
smh no object permanence, typical mod behaviour
dapper gyro
She needs a brain upgrade.
storm jungle
Can you get me pictures of the other characters or is it only morrow
Only Morrow/Zola atm, you gotta unlock em as you go along
dapper gyro
Otherwise, way to poor quality to be used as a servitor.
rose thorn
i go to bed at that time on thursdays
(im an adult i swear)
queen laurel
Only Morrow/Zola atm, you gotta unlock em as you go along
Fuck it
Damnation we ball
rose thorn
whos the primary demographic for the joytoys btw?
i understood when they came with an unpainted varianat
but now they all come prepainted
dapper gyro
Collector that don't play table top.
arctic talon
whos the primary demographic for the joytoys btw?
Same people as warhammer minis
dapper gyro
Lore nerds
vagrant fox
adults some hugeass nerds who want collectibles but don't want funkos
rose thorn
space marine funko pop jumpscare
vagrant fox
I kind of want 1 or 2, but they're 'spensive
storm jungle
space marine funko pop jumpscare
rocky gale
I print my own scale because Joytoys is too big.
Yea, even if I owned one I would never tell anyone that I "Owned a JoyToy" because that sounds so gross if they don't know the context
vagrant fox
I don't know, I own a huge joytoy can be kind of a flex
dapper gyro
Especially after playing cp2077, which joytoys are sex workers.
storm jungle
^
I was gonna say lmao
joytoy also literally sounds like a PG13 term for a sextoy
i hate it
opaque coyote
joytoy also literally sounds like a PG13 term for a sextoy
I mean isn't "boytoy" a thing?
vagrant fox
yes
rocky gale
Boytoy is also a weird term
queen laurel
Yea, even if I owned one I would never tell anyone that I "Owned a JoyToy" becau...
Joy toy is literally a term in cyberpunk for people that use sexual augments
opaque coyote
Then again I also had to get used to "choom"
queen laurel
So yeah i understand
storm jungle
opaque coyote
Joy toy is literally a term in cyberpunk for people that use sexual augments
Tbf
I'm pretty sure a lot of people would get those type of augments
rocky gale
I unironically used Preem in a VC once and people left
opaque coyote
Preem is probably the most natural sound one to me honestly
rocky gale
In my defence it was pretty preem
winter vessel
I remember saying choom and gonk a few times in my senior year. and preem
opaque coyote
I remember saying choom and gonk a few times in my senior year. and preem
...
I did call my friend a gonk once
Luckily they didn't notice
storm jungle
...
I did call my friend a gonk once
winter vessel
there were three people in my english class who got the reference
opaque coyote
Gonk and Preem are probably the most natural sounding slang out cyberpunk tbh
winter vessel
<:Gonk:713716180036354060>
ah yes, the first gonk
vagrant fox
Wasn't there something about people in cyberpunk using that kind of lingo because the creator hung out with canadian stoners
queen laurel
I am guilty of also adopting orkish vocabulary as i start living
I start saying things like zog or git
winter vessel
As a Mandalorian nerd since Republic Commandos, I've gotten the habit of saying a few Mando'a words
vagrant fox
I watched so much Professor Brothers it permanently changed my vocabulary
opaque coyote
I start saying things like zog or git
I mean git is actual British slang
No idea where zog came from, I think that's original
vagrant fox
It's not very different from a hooligan saying sod it
winter vessel
I almost sang Vode An as to audtion for my choir group as a prerequisite was to sing a non-english song, the professor was cool enough to let fictional languages slide
queen laurel
Orks are literally British ppl
Except marginally more to tolerable
rose thorn
when necron dynasties take over antoher one, do they rattlecan paint all of the warrior to match their own?
arctic talon
when necron dynasties take over antoher one, do they rattlecan paint all of the ...
They’d prolly reprogram the necrodermis
rose thorn
and does the necrodermis determine what color they are?
i was gonan make a joke about necrons killing each otehr over the color of their LED color
arctic talon
and does the necrodermis determine what color they are?
Necrodermis can change colors
For the glowy thing
No clue
dapper gyro
You want to make a racist joke? Disgusting.
rose thorn
i made a joke earlier about how ragingly racist necrons are
dapper gyro
😔
vagrant fox
warhammer is where we get to unleash our race riot fantasies
viral halo
I hope my main man Apollonius wins
I be reading his shit like why the fuck am I rooting for apple
He's just so good as a character lol
Everytime he's on the page he steals the scene
vagrant fox
He's very funny, a fantastic larger than life sort
tight stratus
I saw one of the randomized upgrades in the new mode was Gene-Improvement or Gene-something 
Oh how they tease us
give me my not-tyranid boyz
hallow saddle
i kinda want some joytoy and sometimes i almost order like the joytoy iron father feirros but then i come to my senses and im like "no! no plastic shit that just sits around!!!"
dusk patrol
I don’t like the proportions for him
Mechadentrites and servo arms are hard to do for larger models like that
And not have them be fragile
hallow saddle
idk i feel like theyve kinda cracked it on action figures at this point
it looks chunky as fook
and everythings articulated, very kool
vagrant fox
I'm often tempted to get one when I see a Black Templar or Imperial Fist one, but nah. Maybe for one day when I've properly cleaned my apartment
sour hornet
i made a joke earlier about how ragingly racist necrons are
Speciest*
dusk patrol
vagrant fox
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/conquest-conquest-invincible-invincible-oliver-slap-gif-1...
legit cannot unhear the "BIG ASS BEATDOWN COMING UP- AUGH"
storm jungle
lmfao god sakes
vagrant fox
when new episode
rocky gale
5 years
vagrant fox
too long, lost interest
rocky gale
It's 6 years now
vagrant fox
I won't remember it in 2
rocky gale
Oh wow stock market uptick, it's 6 months now
poor purple child
spare osprey
He’s only half so it’s not as bad
rocky gale
Wonder if they're going to keeop Oliver purple or do the Comic thing and have him turn white
spare osprey
Wonder if they're going to keeop Oliver purple or do the Comic thing and have hi...
I expect them to keep it as the comic tbh
rose thorn
I hope he stays purple
crystal forum
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/347598466404319244/1350539417286086676/19...
the fan animation is really confusing but i laughed it good
also i will be the first one to say it but conquest being voiced by negan doesn't work for me
he doesn't sound old and gruff enough
rose thorn
I don’t the reason to do that unless they have like, another external crisis about if they should take over the planet or not because their daddy has a handlebar mustache
dusk patrol
I don’t need him to sound old enough, just sinister and menacing
Which he nailed
Plus by Viltrumite standards he’s basically in his 60s
spare osprey
I actually really liked it tbh, I think Johnathon banks couldn’t have like
crystal forum
i just finished watching the episode for like the 5th time and it just feels like sometimes he's trying to do a gruff voice but then he slips back to negan
dusk patrol
Jonathan Banks as Brit is fine
spare osprey
Ye
crystal forum
aaron paul was funny
dusk patrol
The writer and director want to hang out with celebrities
crystal forum
he can go from semi calm to yelling his life out
dusk patrol
Powerplex needed more of a lead up over more episodes imo
spare osprey
Although they need to stop stunt casting for celebrities but
Tbf, I saw a really good fan casting for thragg
dusk patrol
Instead of all dumped into one
dusk patrol
Tbf, I saw a really good fan casting for thragg
Jon Bernthal
spare osprey
And I cannot for the life of me remember who it was
crystal forum
is he just supposed to represent everybody who lost something to invincible
arctic talon
Although they need to stop stunt casting for celebrities but
I agree tbh
crystal forum
he's very clearly not sane and not thinking it through
but there's actual reasons to hate invincible
if you were some random human
dusk patrol
is he just supposed to represent everybody who lost something to invincible
Idk he’s just, I don’t think he’s believable
It’s so nonsensical
crystal forum
im asking if he's supposed to represent the people who dont like invincible
dusk patrol
Yeah I didn’t like him there either
Angstrom makes sense since he’s literally shattered between realities
And his brain is scrambled
Powerplex is just, idk
crystal forum
angstrom is at least portrayed as unjustified
dusk patrol
It’s not compelling to me
arctic talon
im asking if he's supposed to represent the people who dont like invincible
He’s supposed to represent a mentally ill dude who’s focusing too much on invincible
Oh also
sour hornet
Morrow is from the first war for Armageddon
arctic talon
I miss the lightning from the comics it looks way cooler
sour hornet
bruh that is one old fucker
crystal forum
because sometimes powerplex does have good points
dusk patrol
Powerplex too they try to like, make you empathize with or whatever
crystal forum
him killing his family is so funny
arctic talon
dusk patrol
Also how his family dies was dumb on Marks part too
dusk patrol
Like ffs get them or him away
Same with Conquest, why the fuck are you fighting near a city
At least try to get away
crystal forum
he does
dusk patrol
He doesn’t really
spare osprey
Ye he gets him up into space I mean
dusk patrol
He literally slams him through like five buildings
spare osprey
Can’t really blame him for getting punched into shit lolol
dusk patrol
I don’t think so
spare osprey
also the city was already mostly evacuated no?
Except for those like 2 dudes in that one building
crystal forum
the invincible war had just finished
dusk patrol
They didn’t destroy that much
crystal forum
most people ran away
dusk patrol
They were in the recovery phase
crystal forum
that episode had fucking keyframes
dusk patrol
Yeah and they didn’t spend all that money on those to animation a ton of civilians when they didn’t need to
crystal forum
and eventually we do see civilians when conquest drags invincible through a lot of people farther away
ramming through them
dusk patrol
It’s not really a secret they skimp when they can
storm jungle
Also hard reality to accept but animation is kinda expensive.
crystal forum
season 1 ending had a lot of civilians dying idk
dusk patrol
They went big on the episodes and part of that was not having a million people in the street
storm jungle
Well yeah because it served a plot purpose
because nolan fucking rammed mark through them
lmao
dusk patrol
season 1 ending had a lot of civilians dying idk
Yeah because that’s the entire point
Also season 1 had a bigger budget and less celebrities
storm jungle
the lack of civvies is also (minus that one ground splat) because this is entirely between Mark and Conquest, we dont really need to see anyone aside from them both animalistically beating each other
crystal forum
anyways this topic is lame. is the mummy a thing from the comics
dusk patrol
Their insistence on all these celebrity voice actors is the goofiest shit ever
It’s ok for some characters
But jfc
storm jungle
you are lame, get out
crystal forum
will we get mummy action
storm jungle
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/comic-invincible/images/9/98/Scott_Duvall.jpg/...
Also gooning.
storm jungle
Are you fucking kidding me
storm jungle
to be fair him i get, hes like a very background hollywood actor
but like still, why
arctic talon
anyways this topic is lame. is the mummy a thing from the comics
He’s a show original D plot
dusk patrol
They just wanna get celebrities in the studio
crystal forum
also if you rewatch the first episode of the show you'll hear a familiar voice on the news broadcast after the fight where omni man kills everybody
spare osprey
anyways this topic is lame. is the mummy a thing from the comics
Nope, purely show
dusk patrol
It’s so dumb
storm jungle
We had to involve Mike too i guess
storm jungle
They just wanna get celebrities in the studio
its what i call the Troy Baker effect, always get celebs in roles so they bring in the cash and never take chances with up-and-coming VAs
crystal forum
He’s a show original D plot
i can't wait for him to become the main antagonist when the show dissociates from the comics in season 14
storm jungle
like Darktide i dont think has 1 single famous VA lol
and most of their performances are legit unhinged levels of good
Rannick's actor is a slimey piece of shit and all he has done is unknown kids shows as one example
arctic talon
i can't wait for him to become the main antagonist when the show dissociates fro...
Tokyo ghoul reference/j
storm jungle
tho it makes sense since most of these people for the game come from a theatre background, so it explains why they got so much gravitas
arctic talon
like Darktide i dont think has *1* single famous VA lol
I like VA’s who aren’t big names tbh
storm jungle
Same
arctic talon
As long as they’re good
Which is like
Grass is green ass statement
I know
But there’s so much talent
storm jungle
its kinda crazy how people like the Cadian VA who gets memed every week form how good his performance is uh is a literally nobody lol
he doesnt even have an imbd picture
crystal forum
i bet amazon execs had it stipulated that part of the funding for the seasons has to go to famous actors
crystal forum
it's typical out of touch exec thought to add random big shots for no reason because production value
storm jungle
it works somewhat if it sa HUGE star like Simmons i guess
the others are just why tho
storm jungle
it's typical out of touch exec thought to add random big shots for no reason bec...
Also that yeah
its better when you usually save celebs for special characters ala Conquest.
when they are everywhere its so fucking jarring
crystal forum
i dont mind i'm just happy aaron paul is making a living
spare osprey
And I cannot for the life of me remember who it was
Ok I remembered
hallow saddle
like Darktide i dont think has *1* single famous VA lol
toby longworth would be the most famous for sure
spare osprey
And it was not a fancasting. Was literally just smth that popped in my head
hallow saddle
and hes not exactly famous
spare osprey
And it was not a fancasting. Was literally just smth that popped in my head
Ólafur Darri
storm jungle
i dont mind i'm just happy aaron paul is making a living
he should fucking SUFFER
spare osprey
Ólafur Darri
Off of severance
crystal forum
i like how rotund he is
spare osprey
His voice is fucking INSANE
storm jungle
toby longworth would be the most famous for sure
Also yeah unless you are an audio-book maniac you'd have no idea
spare osprey
i like how rotund he is
He’s got a very appeasing build
crystal forum
and he fucking snarls in season 2 finale like where was that energy before
spare osprey
storm jungle
LMAO
spare osprey
Chat is this accurate
Extremely
spare osprey
Daaaaaam
storm jungle
It definitely hits a spot i think
crystal forum
both of you avoiding eye contact but still talking with amazing vibes
spare osprey
I remember I actually like
Found out a random dude I was talking to in a 40k server, lived in the exact same town as me
Same age and everything
storm jungle
Lmaooo thats the best kind of story
spare osprey
Shame he plays t sons
crystal forum
kill him
dusk patrol
i bet amazon execs had it stipulated that part of the funding for the seasons ha...
Maybe, tbh it seems like it’s more Kirkman, he…really likes hanging out with celebs.
storm jungle
Kojima Moment
dusk patrol
And he’s always there at VO sessions stuff
storm jungle
"can I take a selfie"
dusk patrol
Also it’s a lot of his Walking Dead buddies lol and people in that sphere
crystal forum
i like the boys because jensen ackles
storm jungle
Soldier Boy stole the show for most tbh
crystal forum
because supernatural
storm jungle
tho its the same case there
yeah exactly lol
man i need to watch Supernatural but
its so fucking LONG
storm jungle
UAGGH
spare osprey
kill him
I’d probably be better off ngl
He was just talkin to me about “marine juice”
spare osprey
Fraid not
crystal forum
now with extra pulp
dusk patrol
M’ask you something Nolan.
dusk patrol
rubs buzz cut
spare osprey
Ooo yknow
storm jungle
crystal forum
christopher walken
dusk patrol
Idk probably Paul Giamati or some shit
storm jungle
nah needs to be more expensive
spare osprey
Nah cast walken as dinosaurus
storm jungle
Hes a twink, think wisely
dusk patrol
Techjacket
storm jungle
yeah that works
especially since techjacket is just blue beetle
but you know, actually cool
spare osprey
Lmao
crystal forum
he should be voiced by one of those english dub anime voice actors who sound like if clint eastwood had a 6 pack
dusk patrol
Zendaya as the one scantly clad alien princesss
Except she’ll be less scantly clad cause they’re cowards smh
storm jungle
oh god
dusk patrol
dusk patrol
They can’t take her from me
spare osprey
Wait so when ||robot gets old are they just gonna bring back Jason Mantzoukas||
storm jungle
Uhh I ASSUME so?
storm jungle
Maybe???
storm jungle
i legit forget hes suppose to be Rex lol
dusk patrol
Damn
crystal forum
i like how the guy who voices the shapesmith always plays weird characters that nobody likes
storm jungle
Honestly thats why i love him
crystal forum
ever since i first saw him on old collegehumor
storm jungle
he always plays freaks
dusk patrol
Ngl idk if he can sell the uh
spare osprey
please dont censor chubb Eve
dusk patrol
Eve becoming a pregnancy kin k for the last half is
Definitely something they could skip
crystal forum
straight people are weird
dusk patrol
Oh yeah cause Gay people have no weird kinks
Pregnancy kink is at least understandable
storm jungle
kinks dont center around orientation
smh
im actually triyng to remember if they skipped any other gooner moments
dusk patrol
Jay when people are hardwired to find it hot to impregnate people to continue the species
storm jungle
crystal forum
idk i never felt it
dusk patrol
How could nature do this?
crystal forum
you must be the weird one
dusk patrol
crystal forum
my kinks dont involve making a human being
arctic talon
The infamous 4chan Adult woman fetish post
storm jungle
holy shit its lester from gta 5
dusk patrol
Lester is not that attractive
dusk patrol
Well he is a like
Probably billionaire by now
After how many times I robbed the diamond
storm jungle
Shit, good point
dusk patrol
Also he’s supposed to be dead by his forties or something
crystal forum
i havent played in a decade
dusk patrol
So she’s thinking long term
spare osprey
Also random casting
storm jungle
I cannot believe this is blocked btw, i just saw the automod
how the fuck does the bot even know
storm jungle
dusk patrol
Wait
crystal forum
now you understand our pain dilara
storm jungle
no its SPECIFICALLY "pregnancy fetish"
dusk patrol
lol
spare osprey
Also random casting
jennifer coolidge
dusk patrol
I thought it was fetish
storm jungle
god sakes
crystal forum
try saying a wad of gay
reverse
it's TYRANNY
i want to call people gay wads
in one single word
storm jungle
storm jungle
I DO actually love how much his biking racing ability comes in clutch though which is funny
man i need the next season already 💀
opaque coyote
Like I think after literally punching her mouth out of existence he literally said something like
"God damn she was a hot piece of ass. Too bad I had to murder her"
I think he even said something about Eve while Mark was literally choking him
💀
dusk patrol
Why has every villain called Eve hot
opaque coyote
The weirdly sweet part about that is that I think he said something to the effect of
"You are the only woman who has matched my freak"
spare osprey
I wonder how they’ll do Nolan and Debbie tbh
Like she’s just been written in a much different way
gray umbra
i wonder how whatshisface will feel about being cucked
arctic talon
💀
spare osprey
Literally
opaque coyote
i wonder how whatshisface will feel about being cucked
...Christ I feel bad for him now
spare osprey
Paul is literally a whole different guy in the show
gray umbra
i cant even remember his name 😦
opaque coyote
I forgot his fucking name but he seems like he's genuinely trying
opaque coyote
Paul is literally a whole different guy in the show
...
Why are there two people who married a superhero's previous lover named Paul
dusk patrol
So unironically
dusk patrol
I kinda don’t want Debbie to get back together with Nolan
opaque coyote
Is Paul just the go-to name for a step father
spare osprey
Same
spare osprey
Like it just wouldn’t fit
dusk patrol
They’re definitely gonna change the comic a lot already
opaque coyote
Especially with how she's written in the show
opaque coyote
They’re definitely gonna change the comic a lot already
On god hope the Anissa scene changes to something less torturous for Mark
dusk patrol
I’m undecided on it all tbh
spare osprey
I think it could be executed better, but it should still be the same situation
opaque coyote
He doesn't deserve a lot of shit but he definitely didn't deserve that
spare osprey
It’s a serious topic with serious repercussions to the plot
opaque coyote
It’s a serious topic with serious repercussions to the plot
True.
If they have to do it, at least let it be like
"We both got drunk and I've woken up in a bed"
Type of situation
Still sus, with plenty of ramifications
dusk patrol
They’re not gonna do that
arctic talon
On god hope the Anissa scene changes to something less torturous for Mark
That’s the point tbf
spare osprey
Ye
arctic talon
It’s just awful for him
opaque coyote
That’s the point tbf
I know but still
Jesus man
Also Anissa should've gotten more consequences
Like genuinely
spare osprey
Like it’s an extremely horrendous experience, but I think it’d be weird to just roll over it
spare osprey
Also Anissa should've gotten more consequences
Lotta ppl should, but that just doesn’t happen
dusk patrol
Also Anissa should've gotten more consequences
As opposed to Nolan who killed thousands?
Or the other Viltrumites?
Frankly, not that it’s not bad, but what Anissa does is like
opaque coyote
As opposed to Nolan who killed thousands?
True.
I guess it's just the fact that I feel worse about it due to the fact that happened to a character that I cared about
dusk patrol
Super small fry compared to their other crimes
arctic talon
True.
I guess it's just the fact that I feel worse about it due to the fact tha...
I believe that is the point to an extent
opaque coyote
It's reprehensible fiction wise due to the fact that it's a more personal thing
Because let's be fair here. People are basically meatbags in a lot of stories
As horrible as that is to say
spare osprey
Like I feel removing it would be like removing the Kilgrave stuff with Jessica Jones
opaque coyote
Like I feel removing it would be like removing the Kilgrave stuff with Jessica J...
Fair
Still though Jesus Christ man
spare osprey
It’s was fuckin horrible, but it’s a major part of her story
opaque coyote
spare osprey
Fair
Still though Jesus Christ man
Ye
opaque coyote
Still needs to be handled better though
I think how they did it in the comics was
Messy at best
dusk patrol
That’s kinda the point, the Viltrumites do deserve to suffer more for their crimes, but it’s an option really by the time it can happen
And they’re too useful
opaque coyote
Also
Honestly I hope they at least change the ||alternative Mark fates. Having them all just be cannibalized seems like a waste tbh||
dusk patrol
Cecil always is right ultimately
arctic talon
||not with conquest||
plush mason
Why has every villain called Eve hot
my palico is named Eve lmao
opaque coyote
Like I wonder what's the story behind Omni-Mark
arctic talon
my palico is named Eve lmao
LOL
opaque coyote
||not with conquest||
Honestly ||I hope we get a flashback with his POV||
||Genuinely would love to see more of Viltrum society before the scourge||
dusk patrol
||not with conquest||
||It worked out, still counts||
I do hope they do more with it yeah
opaque coyote
Also
As an interesting question.
Do y'all think if Conquest was tasked with the same thing as Nolan
dusk patrol
Maybe Conquest wants to chat a bit
opaque coyote
Do y'all think he would've actually changed
opaque coyote
I'm gonna say.
Maybe but not enough to make it count
dusk patrol
The other Viltrumites still have an idea of like
Improving the galaxy and preserving the race
opaque coyote
And even then Nolan only changed in like
One timeline.
Ours
dusk patrol
He’s just unhinged
opaque coyote
They cooked with Conquest. That added depth made him so much more interesting
He is literally an Ubermensch
The best at his job, loyal to the regime
...
And he's a lonely, broken, deranged, psychopath.
How wonderful it is to be a Viltrumite huh?
arctic talon
Imo no
They won’t change conquest
||Nolan says when he dies that he used to be a great person||
This is just for ||reinforcement of that scene||
opaque coyote
||Nolan says when he dies that he used to be a great person||
||That is even sadder to imagine because that implies that he essentially lost what remaining bits of humanity he had left to his job||
||Also terrifying.||
||Also definitely shows that he meant every word||
Still though imagine Conquest seeing the Invincible War
Do you think he was like "wtf" the entire time
Cause like seeing multiple copies of the person you're supposed to watch would be confusing no matter what lmao
Although maybe he didn't see close enough to see that they were copies of Mark
So maybe he just thought it was like
Another threat to Earth
rocky gale
They cooked with Conquest. That added depth made him so much more interesting
It did a great job, it really shows ||how the Viltrumites are ultimately fighting to maintain a way of life that's destroying them and even when they know and can see the effect it's having on them, they keep fighting to protect it because ultimately it's all they have left.||
opaque coyote
And decided to do his whole "STAND FOR MY ARRIVAL WORM" thing when the shit show calmed down
opaque coyote
It did a great job, it really shows ||how the Viltrumites are ultimately fightin...
||They are starving for connection and do not know that they are.||
||It also shows the end point of every totalitarian empire||
rocky gale
Still though imagine Conquest seeing the Invincible War
He meets Moustache-Invincible in space and is just like "Who gave you a uniform?"
opaque coyote
Honestly I like to think he was just
Watching from Space the entire time
Like he arrived days ago
Saw the shitshow
Decided to watch
rocky gale
Or he got lost, accidentally went to Urath first
opaque coyote
💀
Would've been a funny ass callback ngl
Like his introduction is just the background of a destroyed planet
"...shit I think I went to the wrong one."
"...Earth? Who the fuck calls their planet Earth?"
opaque coyote
Or he got lost, accidentally went to Urath first
Also just realized.
Worms dig around in the "Earth".
Mark is called a worm.
Very funny Conquest.
arctic talon
Lol
opaque coyote
Conquest definitely was right in saying he was capable of so much more
He even made a heart out of blood
You think he would've been an artist in some strange alt. Universe
...wait
Oh my god
Well now I just had the funniest idea
Viltrumite Hitler
💀
arctic talon
What
tight stratus
Are there any parallels in the 40k universe to the Voyage of Odysseus? Like one guy that ends up going against every God or horrid demon / monster and gets the girl in the end sorta thing?
arctic talon
Are there any parallels in the 40k universe to the Voyage of Odysseus? Like one ...
Do you count the silver knight if the cute girl at the end is slaanesh
tight stratus
Im a newbie to lore so no idea XD
tight stratus
Its reductive to make you chuckle
opaque coyote
Are there any parallels in the 40k universe to the Voyage of Odysseus? Like one ...
The first part yes.
The second part no.
dusk patrol
Idk if I’d say he “gets the girl” in the end there
opaque coyote
More like returns to his wife
arctic talon
For things like the odyssey uh
Do we count the macharian crusade
They fought like almost everything lol
dusk patrol
Cain is probably the best example I guess
dusk patrol
Since he does seem to end up happy by the end
opaque coyote
Cain is probably the best example I guess
He fought Necrons, Deldar, Daemons
What else
A Tyranid infestation on a T'au world
dusk patrol
Everyone else ends in tragedy by the end that I can think of
opaque coyote
With blue face
tight stratus
been listening to lots of epic musical lately, and I did a 40k animation to one of its songs a few months ago and its still in my head.
I guess I could just make up my own dang story but still
plush mason
wait are you telling me GW hasnt had an Odyssey story in 40k?
opaque coyote
Since he does seem to end up happy by the end
Of course
Cain could be dragged out of retirement and into the fray once more because he is cursed to never take a break
arctic talon
wait are you telling me GW hasnt had an Odyssey story in 40k?
They haven’t
No
Surprisingly
opaque coyote
Also the Odyssey was kinda driven by the fact that his crew were
Kind of dumb
plush mason
surely something to do with warp travel could be used
plush mason
a rogue trader gets lost in the warp on his way back to his capital planet
opaque coyote
It could but like, the sole survivor stuff
Cryo tube?
Cryo tube
arctic talon
There are long journeys and trials
opaque coyote
arctic talon
But not in the style of the odyssey imo
But yeah like Eternal said Ciaphas Cain is the closest sorta
tight stratus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCpeYG_-erw
I turned the bit of the musical where the uprising happens into instead of rebels its genestealers rising up. (Not embed fail just dont wanna clog chat)
the guy at my warhammer store didnt give me ANY battlehonour stamps for it tho ):
arctic talon
<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCpeYG_-erw>
I turned the bit of the musical w...
Very cool
storm jungle
<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCpeYG_-erw>
I turned the bit of the musical w...
Lmao nice
rose thorn
POV you ordered fresh minerals
storm jungle
Genestealers
excuse me its
Genestealer
s
tight stratus
tight stratus
i literally doing nothing tonight 😭 i prob should go bed
arctic talon
Goes hard
rose thorn
LMAO
sacred bluff
sacred bluff
crystal forum
i wish i could draw to do dumb shit
dusk patrol
dapper gyro
You are already cured.
You have seen the light of truth.
That's what it means to be, a Warhammer nerd.
gray umbra
yrliet my beloved
vagrant fox
You are already cured.
Put a bullet in my head
crystal forum
Put a bullet in my head
you are the clown. you suffer for our amusement
vagrant fox
You can't see it but I'm gesturing towards the crackden of a subreddit
vagrant fox
We'll go together when I look again next week
storm jungle
vagrant fox
inshallah your internet will be throttled
storm jungle
sharp pollen
throat him? dayoum
rose thorn
Voices are telling me to play the most complicated characters in a game I picked back up 
queen laurel
Voices are telling me to play the most complicated characters in a game I picked...
average maggie brainwave
jade holly
rose thorn
average maggie brainwave
I can memorize 20 spells I swear
That or control 2 character once or calculate pool balls
queen laurel
I can memorize 20 spells I swear
you have already memorized the most devious and war crime induced factions in both warhammer being the Krulboyz and Gloomspite, and genestealers with 40k
whatever you are planning to do with those spells it's definitely gonna be taking the geneva convention as a suggestion
queen laurel
https://tenor.com/view/strive-guilty-gear-guilty-gear-strive-asuka-that-man-gif-...
yeah go ahead i'm not gonna stop you
my entire game play in a game is literally picking the most brutal option in armor and weapons
rose thorn
If I master the hardest character, that means I will get better at all the others by proxy right?
queen laurel
If I master the hardest character, that means I will get better at all the other...
i mean yeah
But sometimes some characters are hard because they work so completely different than the rest of the cast
rose thorn
Oh so that means they should be easy for a new person 
queen laurel
Oh so that means they should be easy for a new person <:DGINSANITY:1102476916767...
you can see it like that i suppose
You can also see it as harder because they work off a different mechanic that is so only unique to them
rose thorn
Too late learning the 90 possible spells
queen laurel
Too late learning the 90 possible spells
fuck it like a loonsmasha high of drugs
FUCK IT WE BALL
arctic talon
https://tenor.com/view/strive-guilty-gear-guilty-gear-strive-asuka-that-man-gif-...
ASUKA
God
I wish he worked like Nine in blazblue
rose thorn
HES SO PRETTYYYYY 
rose thorn
Yeah i noticed that too
rose thorn
YEEE, watching guides and stuff
arctic talon
But yeah Asuka isn’t that bad
Once you learn him imo
You mostly use 1 deck
It’s not like Nine where all her spell combos are used in dif combos
rose thorn
I had a feeling tbh lol
YouTubers aren’t the best for talking about complexity
Look at this beautiful gameplay
It’s like
dapper gyro
Put a bullet in my head
It is a waste of a bullet.
sour hornet
Voices are telling me to play the most complicated characters in a game I picked...
This is my curse bro
I can never pick anything nice and straightforward
sour hornet
The one piece of Imperium propaganda you think is racist, but is actually just true
literally every single xeno I talk to is an annoying bastard
aside from orks
they're based, they want to kill you, tell you they want to kill you, then kill you
silver grail
I mean
All the Xenos are uhhh
Shit
Even the Tau
Though they are better than the imperium
crisp heath
Does anyone know the mgs solid song in the ogryn clip pleaseeee
sacred ginkgo
Does anyone know the mgs solid song in the ogryn clip pleaseeee
Invisible
queen laurel
Tysm <@785997625928581162>
it's not an MGS Song by the way
crisp heath
It's always on the mgs clips
queen laurel
It's always on the mgs clips
yes but that's the thing
crisp heath
Silly me thought same same
queen laurel
it's was mistaken as a mgs song
sour hornet
Though they are better than the imperium
Fr, tau mechsuits go so hard it's unreal
shit
let me pull a xeno hating quote from my ass rq
"Hate the xenos as you hate the infidel, as you hate the non-believer. Feel not mercy for them, for their very existence is profane. What right have they to live, those that are Other?"
there, balance
paper haven
Balance? In 40k?
Not likely.
opaque coyote
storm jungle
Shit
This is as if the Imperials are any better
now go back to your slave labor factorum job citizen
silver grail
This is as if the Imperials are any better
That’s what I said
silver grail
now go back to your slave labor factorum job citizen
Work for the god emperor
silver grail
Heresy
median star
one of the mortis trial things i just heard talking about grey knights and how theyre going to handle the situation uh uh
rocky gale
Ogryns wear diapers
sharp pollen
dusk patrol
why is there no ogryn sized toilets on tertium
What do you think the drop offs across the map are for?
crisp heath
why is there no ogryn sized toilets on tertium
I have never noticed
dusk patrol
crisp heath
Are ogryns treated as muties or with more respect
dusk patrol
They're abhumans
queen laurel
Are ogryns treated as muties or with more respect
abhumans
dusk patrol
Mutants are unstable
queen laurel
so tolerated
crisp heath
Ah cause iv always wondered about this
dusk patrol
Abhumans are a stable offshoot of human
crisp heath
They seem to have the same rights as most humans
dusk patrol
Ratlings are another example.
crisp heath
Which is good I like ogryns
queen laurel
They seem to have the same rights as most humans
they ae definitely the most tolerated abhuman around
crisp heath
That makes it better ngl
dusk patrol
They're also generally not intelligent enough to get how bad they have it which helps.
crisp heath
One of my fav armies is the ogryns in necromunda
dusk patrol
But they have a consistent use, and are generally more valued than most people because their value in labor.
crisp heath
Such a awesome kill box
queen laurel
One of my fav armies is the ogryns in necromunda
they have liberated themselves from the bad treatment
dusk patrol
Or for the ones who are combat capable enough, the guard.
queen laurel
which makes sense considering that well necromunda Quotas are fucked
dusk patrol
Yeah theres slave gangs who roam around, with various goals.
queen laurel
But they have a consistent use, and are generally more valued than most people b...
they are like the physically strongest citizen of the imperium
dusk patrol
Some hire themselves out, some just fuck around and whatever
queen laurel
these guys can drag around armored transports if they grow big enough
crisp heath
There used often for labour jobs too I'm assuming they would make some great miners
crisp heath
Oh that's right
dusk patrol
Some maybe but
crisp heath
Commisar has to talk them into going in the chimera
dusk patrol
More strip mining maybe.
queen laurel
Commisar has to talk them into going in the chimera
they are definitely sent to the mines with encouragement
like you get more food or something i don't know
crisp heath
One of my fav parts of lore is how the good commisars talk w them
queen laurel
This is the imperium we're talking about they are very creative with ways of getting you to do what they want
they are claustrophobic but with enough time they can overcome it
dusk patrol
The Cain books have a line about how being a Commissar for Mordians and Ogryns are basically the two easy jobs you can get.
queen laurel
I can definitely see overseers getting ogryns in tunnels
by forceful means or being creative about
it
crisp heath
I feel like if you make them comfortable and not afraid they would be such a usefull man
Like
There really loyal
dusk patrol
It helps the imperium makes giant tunnels and stuff
Strip mining you’re not in a tight space mostly
queen laurel
Strip mining you’re not in a tight space mostly
And most of the time mining worlds have the machinery to help so it makes the job less painful
dusk patrol
In general with Ogryns, they’re often really bad at stuff like math and whatever but they’re still very physically capable
They’re like an 8-10 year old with very capable physical skills
So they can do stuff like build stuff, blacksmith, fight very effectively, but they’re gonna struggle with stuff like math and reading and strategies.
crisp heath
Is this why we see them counting their fingers in the Valkrie in dark tide
queen laurel
Is this why we see them counting their fingers in the Valkrie in dark tide
yep but you can teach them
crisp heath
Imagine a school for ogryns lmao
queen laurel
Imagine a school for ogryns lmao
it's just that the combination of their primitive society plus the imperium only educating them at the bare essentials makes them not the brightest
dusk patrol
They’re cognitively behind
crisp heath
Imagine a school for ogryns lmao
That would be wholesome lol
dusk patrol
They’re capable of doing things but they struggle with learning less like
Hands on stuff
crisp heath
They just like me
dusk patrol
The smartest ones tend to end up in the Guard
storm jungle
Are ogryns treated as muties or with more respect
They are basically mutants that are tolerated because they are useful
"abhuman"s Ab part is literally "abnormal" lol
oh my god the fuck is this new discord layout
dusk patrol
There’s a consistent definition of mutants and abhumans
dusk patrol
For 40k terms
crisp heath
Im using me phone so hasn't changed for me luckily
dusk patrol
At least phone doesn’t suck
rocky gale
oh my god the fuck is this new discord layout
The new ingame overlay is even worse
dusk patrol
Yet
queen laurel
man what with the discord brutalist update
dusk patrol
I really hate it
crisp heath
I hate when everything is suddenly different
queen laurel
this shit looks like it's made by an iron hand
rocky gale
It puts the notifications in the centre of your screen rather than the corner
queen laurel
incredibly straightforward and does what it does efficiently
rocky gale
Because why would I want to be able to see my game while playing
dusk patrol
Nah efficiency would be not to change anything
storm jungle
It puts the notifications in the centre of your screen rather than the corner
Change is bad. Kill discord.
dusk patrol
Real and true
crisp heath
I hate change lmao
scenic bolt
it's usual large tech company bullshit
queen laurel
Change is bad. Kill discord.
I can't believe I'm gonna be agreeing with the conservative dwarves with this one but yeah go back to old discord
scenic bolt
gotta show you can ship ship ship to move up but you cant do that on a stable product
storm jungle
hopefully he gets fired
scenic bolt
so overhaul the ui, add in an overlay, notification to start streaming, push bullshit figures at how itll increase retention and expand streaming usage, and increase subs
queen laurel
hopefully he gets fired
i would trust a group of ork mek boyz at managing discord than the actual discord devs
dusk patrol
Discord streaming will definitely take off guys
scenic bolt
it's same deal with how something like youtube guts its UI every 2 years
dusk patrol
Surely
storm jungle
Discord has streaming? 💀
crisp heath
Hey I think those boyz would do a decent job
dusk patrol
Discord has streaming? 💀
Exactly
scenic bolt
PLEASE WE NEED THE REVENUE
rocky gale
Discord has streaming? 💀
Like to each other in a VC or is this a new thing?
crisp heath
Would have the funniest support team
crisp heath
Ello this is og !wot seems to be ur problem umie
dusk patrol
Oh well, I’ll get used to this one too
rocky gale
My friend group will sit in a VC all playing Pokémon infinite fusion separately while streaming our screens, so we’re just playing with 6 other streams of the same game on our other monitor
Peak autism
crisp heath
Like a bunch of orcs sitting around phones doing customer support would be hilarious
dusk patrol
I wonder if my ancestors are looking down seeing me bitching about a chat room overlay changing
scenic bolt
My friend group will sit in a VC all playing Pokémon infinite fusion separately ...
now imagine that, but with ads
rocky gale
Nooooo
scenic bolt
DA FUTURE
crisp heath
One of them even has little glasses or something
scenic bolt
Like a bunch of orcs sitting around phones doing customer support would be hilar...
this is the future I want but venture capital wont provide
Id 10000% take an ork over an AI bot
crisp heath
Everytime
queen laurel
One of them even has little glasses or something
they would probably make the website a random collection of somehow coherant features
crisp heath
I'd take a simple orc over a smart ai bot
queen laurel
and make it work flawlessly
crisp heath
Everything works but the second you move the mouse to the edge of the screen it all just stops working
dusk patrol
Slop….slop never changes
crisp heath
The website would have a big red button
storm jungle
Id 10000% take an ork over an AI bot
Considering orks are literally genetically engineered as a species to do somewhat functional things to operate as living beings i agree
queen laurel
Considering orks are *literally* genetically engineered as a species to do somew...
hey let's be honest they would probably make every version of the most big social media platforms in the world make them fun but it's literally somehow random features coherently working together
like a website that has the same construction as a Snazzgun
shadow plover
I CAN BARELY SEE THIS TEXT
Old age doesn't come alone 
crisp heath
I'd love to see the names they come up w like Twitter could be the blue zoggn bird
queen laurel
randomly bolted together crap that somehow works
storm jungle
Old age doesn't come alone <:froge:586301346592981026>
shadow plover
crisp heath
So I was thinking you know the best actor for him?
Don frye
The fighter
He's literally 1:1
storm jungle
man i wish
but you need somewhat with a bit more ""noble"" qualities for Thragg
especially considering some of his performance bits lol
crisp heath
Yeah you're right
queen laurel
the space marine after i told him a reasonable course of action
( I told it to a minotaur and didn't know )
storm jungle
yeah honestly id just say read the comics
a lot of people cave in to it in-between seasons
trust me when i say its legit that good/worth it
crisp heath
Yeah iv really been meaning too honestly I don't know why the heck I havnt just done it yet
queen laurel
trust me when i say its legit that good/worth it
i will say i also respect the shows you know improvements on certain segments
Conquest on the show
was fucking horrific
storm jungle
Yeah they did him real justice
storm jungle
Yeah iv really been meaning too honestly I don't know why the heck I havnt just ...
If you lack the effort you can also just watch vids of it
crisp heath
The voice acting is 10/10
storm jungle
theres entire uploads where it covers all of the comics
crisp heath
Ty that sounds more my speed
queen laurel
theres entire uploads where it covers all of the comics
Me forcing bro to absorb all invincible shorts on youtube
queen laurel
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL9_gce_XnmjFbml1M0tUYAeTY1WA-p9W7
god this thing looks smaller than a Grot's Brain
