40k-lore-chat

[dusk patrol]

But yeah idk, it just doesn’t jive as well for me. The other gangs all feel like they fit better

[tough haven]

Average rich person

I’m an orlock fan

[dusk patrol]

I think part of it thought is just the fanbase poisoning it by how much people focus on them

[arctic talon]

Van Saar looks like this @dapper gyro https://mrmuffinstrains.com/cdn/shop/files/99120599006_VanSaarGang01.jpg?v=1733246804

[dusk patrol]

See I like those more

Their art is sick too

The bulkier suits look a little better for me too

[dapper gyro]

Yes, but typical imperium can turn anything into gothic style.

[arctic talon]

The spryers are unrelated to van Saar

Which is neat

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[tough haven]

Actually my favorite gang is probably the ogryns

[dusk patrol]

Like I partially love this but

[tough haven]

Or squats

[dusk patrol]

Also partially man, it looks like it could be generic Titanfall art lol

[dapper gyro]

I write that, but I really like streamlined armour style.

Phobos marines is the peak for me.

[arctic talon]

The armor Van Saar has looks really cool

[dusk patrol]

I do like Phobos, I totally get why people don’t like it

[dapper gyro]

Actually, only the infiltrator

The other phobos are cringe as hell.

[dusk patrol]

The Halo guns don’t help in my mind

[arctic talon]

Honestly my enjoyment of hive secundus would be improved if spryers weren’t involved

They don’t really do much lore wise

Lol

[arctic talon]

Van Saar are def like mildly 40kified generic sci fi

[dusk patrol]

Yeah Secundus is pretty half baked right now

We’ll see what they do with it

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[dapper gyro]

I'm simo Halo and 40K lore chats... and I was confused for a moment.

[arctic talon]

Tbh the Van Saar lasguns are fucking weird

[dapper gyro]

Anyhow, it just feels odd that the Hive has tech like that, but the imperium can't agree on mass producing that.

[dusk patrol]

It’s their STC

[dapper gyro]

Then again, the IG is intentionally nerfed so they can't ever rebel against the Imperium.

[dusk patrol]

I try not to think about Van Saar too hard

[arctic talon]

They have an STC

Van Saar is fucking weird

Like even by munda standards

[young pecan]

Kidnapping people for breeding

Hard to get less humane without trying

Unless it's consensual, which

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-press-x-la-noire-meme-x-button-gif-19259237

[dusk patrol]

Idk you could, say, kidnap kids and force them to kill eachother and mutilate the winners and force them to fight endlessly for centuries.

Or blow up planets

Or cull billions because the risk of chaos taint

Or commit genocide

Kidnapping people to supplement their aspirant stock isn’t even on the clock for worst things chapters do

[young pecan]

That's surprising honestly

[dapper gyro]

Just tell him about the GK and SoS thing.

[dusk patrol]

It was SoB

[dapper gyro]

(He said to include the retcon stuff)

[young pecan]

I didn't say that wasn't cursed either

I heard from a likely unreliable source that orks used to assault people

And not with guns and axes

[dusk patrol]

I don’t recall that

Sounds like someone was busying making fanon with one hand

[young pecan]

They may be mushrooms but they don't have mushrooms

Thankfully they're not like D&D orcs

Which, as of sort of recently IIRC, DID do that stuff non-consensually to make half-orcs

[queen laurel]

What gang house is like

Actually f****** normal in necromunda

Goliath are giant muscled monsters

Eschen basically hive amazons

Van saar is all about that nice technology

[arctic talon]

Escher and Orlock are both normal

[queen laurel]

Delaque are absolutely horrific looking

[arctic talon]

Tbh

[queen laurel]

I'm talking about like an average group that's like that doesn't have any outstanding quirks

Escher have that you know genetic problem

So orlock it is then

[arctic talon]

Escher are still pretty normal aside from that tbh

[dusk patrol]

Orlock are pretty much the baseline guys

[queen laurel]

Yeah i guess that is their only quirk

[tough haven]

What are drukhari afraid of besides psykers?

[arctic talon]

Daemons of slaanesh

Daemons

[tough haven]

I kinda like orkock because they are just guys

[arctic talon]

They’re not that afraid of psykers

[tough haven]

Like regular people

[arctic talon]

They’re afraid of psykers because psykers attract daemons

[dusk patrol]

Drukhari is a pretty wide group

[tough haven]

Well yeah, so psykers by proxy

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[tough haven]

Also dysjunction

[arctic talon]

Which is daemons

[dapper gyro]

I don't know why my fingers typed SoS...

[dusk patrol]

Fake fan

Sisters of Silence, Sisters of Battle

How could one mix those up

[dapper gyro]

Not wrong, I'm an anti-fan.

[dusk patrol]

They’re so different

[dapper gyro]

I get into 40K lore so I can shit on the cult like fanbase.

[gray umbra]

Psykers are just scary by default

[crystal forum]

jackit finally got a bike pfp

the bike brainrot has reached terminal

[dusk patrol]

Jackit will unfortunately not be with us in a few weeks when he dies from his love of bikes.

Mfer THEY DIDD

REEEE

THIS ISN'T HARD TO FIND ONLINE

GAHHH

Of course the only real answer is buried deep.

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/mtTQQQPFL9I?si=-Es0afYsH2IARse8

"Pathetic! I wouldn't even touch you at the Diddy party."

-Freakvincible

[iron sun]

I feel like this is on GW more than the average fan. Custodes jump around in power depending on what the story needs, and sometimes get killed just to show how powerful someone is.

[dusk patrol]

It has nothing to do with GW, this is literally a scene from a book

These idiots just don’t read or vaguely google excerpts

[iron sun]

I think googling vague excerpts might be giving them too much credit

But I also don't think they're at fault. You hear about something crazy that happened in some book out of the hundreds of books and sometimes it's hard to tell.

[dusk patrol]

They are at fault, the question is easily answered

They’re just lazy

And the answers all suck too

I have zero interest giving any charity to these kind of people, it’s just lazy

The fact that the only real answer is so buried is more just indicative of the state of the sub

[crystal forum]

i wipe my ass with headcannons

[crystal forum]

link the thread

[dusk patrol]

It’s the top of 40klore rn

[crystal forum]

please dont make me open reddit and scroll past dumb shit

[dusk patrol]

I will

[crystal forum]

you are awful

the top answer responds to the question eternal

what are you talking about this being buried

[opaque coyote]

Taking powerscaling seriously is like

A futile effort

At best you get a general idea.

And even then there are exceptions

Avatar of Khaine moment

[dusk patrol]

Except the real answer is “they fucking did”

It’s a stupid question, its like asking if the Space Wolves would defy the inquisition

They literally got into a fight with them and marines and Custodes died

The other answers aren’t terrible but the fact no one is just saying it’s not a question of if, they just did

[dapper gyro]

Minotaur is at Mary Sue level power.

[iron sun]

So true

[opaque coyote]

technically 40k related

[opaque coyote]

So there is a theory that Immortal actually has reactive adaptability.

Basically.

Immortal got one shot by Omni-Man initally

But when he got revived he managed to hold his own for a bit.

Then when he got revived again, he fought an alternative Mark for two days before finally dying again.

...

He literally has a worse version of Allen's ability

[crisp heath]

I hated him after that whole future thing

[opaque coyote]

And it also makes sense since as far as we know. Lincoln didn't fly and rip a man in half.

[crisp heath]

Well written charecter to make people hate him imo

[opaque coyote]

The Fraud allegations just keep on coming.

And he ain't disproving them in the slightest

Bummortal fr

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I think he's a mid written character.

Mainly because I thought that somebody who was wise, who literally lived through human history as a conquerer

Shouldn't be this idiotic

Then again the Emperor is so

But even then, the Emperor actually does reference things from the past and reminisces about things that have happened

Immortal doesn't for whatever reason.

It could be due to his (relatively) shit memory. When future himself talked to Mark, he didn't remember Kate or any of his previous wives

[crisp heath]

It's a morality thing for sure I think he assumes he's above making the same mistakes so in turn makes even worse ones

He's created this personna in his head almost

[opaque coyote]

I mean for example during the argument where the Guardians of the Globe were splitting up

The Immortal could've said something like idk

[crisp heath]

Oh yeah he's petty as hell

[opaque coyote]

"During X war, I had to work with generals that I didn't like. They were repugnant to me, but they were also useful. Cecil was doing a wise thing."

Instead his argument literally boils down to

"are you stupid?"

I'm genuinely not sure how much is intentional and how much is just the writers fucking up

[crisp heath]

Also we have to take into consideration he probably doesn't care as much as he acts like he does

[opaque coyote]

True

Being immortal does numb you to shit

[crisp heath]

I'm excited to see what they do w him , I have not read the books

Could go either way

[opaque coyote]

Still though he should try not being a fucking BUM-

Not my Lincoln bro

[dusk patrol]

I think the fanbase is way too hard on him and he’s not super well written

People also miss, the guy dies to dudes that are wiping the floor with everyone else

Oh wow he died to Omniman twice

Nolan is like, top four most dangerous people in the entire galaxy

The fact he can even hang with them is insane

[crisp heath]

I think if you objectively hate the chatecter and everyone also hates him he's written to be like that? Just my thought

Could also just be a bad charecter Lol

[dusk patrol]

I just don’t think he’s written like someone whose lived that long should act

The shows got some good writing but it also has issues with some character which carries over from the comics or is worse imo

[crisp heath]

I really have to read the books

[dusk patrol]

They’re good, the show improves a lot

[crisp heath]

Should stop being lazy and just do it

[dusk patrol]

But like, idk Powerplex I didn’t enjoy in the comics and

The show didn’t change that much

[crisp heath]

So annoying

[dusk patrol]

The whole arc was predictable and idk how believable it even is

[crisp heath]

After he showed up that last time I was like reallyyyyyy

[dusk patrol]

His power is a neat idea but the whole “stricken by grief and so he’s illogicall” thing is

Really carrying his whole arc lol

[crisp heath]

Illogical? Dudes a imbecile

[dusk patrol]

Aaron Paul does a good job but idk

[crisp heath]

Needs to be taken to have his iq chequed lmao , yeah the voice acting was good

[dusk patrol]

I like a lot of the villains because their choices and whole deal is consistent and makes sense to me, whereas with Powerplex it feels like it requires him to just get dumber and dumber for the final bit to happen

[crisp heath]

I love the voice actors there using

[dusk patrol]

Conquest toying with Mark and Co makes sense since he’s winning and could easily kill everyone until the last seconds

And he’s bored and wants a fight

[crisp heath]

Conquests a cool charecter

Stand ready for my arrival worm

[opaque coyote]

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS-

[dusk patrol]

Angstroms obsession and hatred makes sense since his brain is literally scrambled with countless realities and fucked up stuff Mark has done and he only gets worse

[opaque coyote]

All I can say is

"Me when I wake up in the morning"

[dusk patrol]

The Maulers make sense since they’re pretty evil but they’re not out to kill people and mostly just wanna steal shit to make their tech

[opaque coyote]

Fighting might also be the literal only time he gets to talk with somebody

[dusk patrol]

Anissa is a lot younger and more idealistic about the Viltrumite empire while Conquest is old and unhinged

[opaque coyote]

Which is both sad and funny

[dusk patrol]

Powerplex is just….idk, he feels like someone where the end point with him killing his family and all that was written and then they had to write how to get there after

[opaque coyote]

"Thank you for letting me vent"

Opponent is a pile of gore and viscera

"You're a great listener."

[dusk patrol]

His motivations and ideals feel silly with how far he goes

[opaque coyote]

Tbh his wife is literally more of a driving force than he is

[crisp heath]

Hahah yeah I feel that I'm not a morning person

[opaque coyote]

Lady Macbeth type of situation

[dusk patrol]

The wife thing is also weird

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I agree

[dusk patrol]

Idk, they could have used more

[opaque coyote]

Like she didn't even have like

A personal loss also as far as we're aware

[dusk patrol]

It just feels like they needed more of a reason

And more then one episode of setup

[opaque coyote]

A slower spiral pretty much yeah.

[dusk patrol]

He definitely feels like someone who would have worked better as trying to be a hero

[opaque coyote]

That being said if there is one thing I do like. It's how he first tried to actually build a court case

And obviously they can't put Mark on trial because

A) Government red tape everywhere
B) He literally got beaten by his own dad.

What I think is kinda...

Confusing? I guess.

Is that

Powerplex literally had access to like

The records of how Mark literally got beaten by his own dad

[dusk patrol]

Yeah it’s just

Silly

It needed more

[shadow plover]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-stop-posting-about-among-us-sus-amogus-sussy-gif-20696860

Me fr

[dusk patrol]

The main issue is the show obviously wants us to sympathize with him

Or empathize I guess

Eves dad is another character I was hoping they’d do better in the show, he’s a little better but

[opaque coyote]

Like I get that Grief blinds you.

But also it's kinda stupid.

I would've liked it if he was explicitly lower level

He only gets out of context snippets

By the time he gets "The full picture". He's already too deep in his own hatred

[opaque coyote]

To be honest, I think they wanted you to empathize with him at the beginning

But when he gets to the point where he fake kidnaps his wife

I think you're supposed to be like

"Are you stupid?"

[dusk patrol]

Oh also unironically my other issue

Mark also comes across like an idiot

Like dude, get him away from the kid and woman

Or get them away from him

[opaque coyote]

I mean he did try but the woman refused.

Although that doesn't explain he didn't just

Grab them

[dusk patrol]

Like her opinion matters

[opaque coyote]

I guess he was too confused

Tbf I would be too

"Lady, you are literally tied up. Why do you NOT want me to save you. Is this some Stockholm type of shit?"

Overall

"I PUT MY WIFE IN BONDAGE TO ATTRACT ANOTHER MAN!"

(gone wrong)

The moral of the story is to always have a safe word

[vagrant fox]

What's the lore of racial slurs in general chat

[raven stone]

General chat being…General chat?

What else is there to say :p?

[vagrant fox]

I dunno I'm bored

[dusk patrol]

The lore is people in general chat say slurs

[storm jungle]

which ones

[vagrant fox]

I'll never snitch

[storm jungle]

[vagrant fox]

Nothing right now tbh I just saw one yesterday and recall seeing others some time ago

[storm jungle]

well yeah its gen-chat

[vagrant fox]

Well, yeah. I should look more often it gets wildly aggressive out of nowhere

[storm jungle]

No they are stationed on Mars

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-angry-punho-fechado-de-gif-26104429

[storm jungle]

Honestly i hate this entire event from how everyone on each side bitches about it.

If it isnt this its custodian fans getting mad Moloc killed like two 'todians and that the Chapter should get wiped, mfer they dont care

[plush mason]

people really dont get how much the imperium is the skaven under empire

vast and insanely powerful but ruled by a senate of 13 lords that are more focused on backstabbing their rivals than governing all the while the many sub factions spend more time fighting themselves than their outside enemies

the parallels are not exactly subtle

[raven stone]

Well just wait until we get actual Skaven in space

What with HH lore quietly trying to expand the Four Chaos gods to Eight I won’t be surprised if Horned Rat is one of them

[plush mason]

lmao

the massive plot twist that the high lords are just giant rats

and have been for millennia

[vagrant fox]

politicians ☕

[dapper gyro]

Aren't custodes still being made at a slow rate? It is not like the tech to create them is lost or anything.

[plush mason]

yeah

it just takes a very long time to make them

[sharp pollen]

oh hey new peninces!

[vagrant fox]

Can we have a Sons of Medusa monday

[raven stone]

Oh what are they for?
And is the penance track extended or no?

[vagrant fox]

No new rewards yet

[soft thunder]

I did the same day I cleaned up the symbol and sent that copy to dil lol. It's on the munitorum page

[storm jungle]

based rabs

[sharp pollen]

yes

[tough haven]

It’s just rarely worth it

[rose thorn]

necromunda

probs a vehicle?

it is a bit spikey

so maybe a khorne thing but i doubt it

but space marines dont use drills

[queen laurel]

squats?

[rose thorn]

yeah probs squat vehicle

i dont think theres any uh, drills in votaan

OH its horus heresy

or mayb ea chaos knight weapon?

i doubt knights are literally gonna get anythign though

normal knights didnt even get a model last edition

[queen laurel]

that's why i said squats

[tough haven]

Unless it’s really something I truly care about to the point where arguing for it is the purpose of the argument

[rocky gale]

It’s happening

[dapper gyro]

All of that mech suit and they still refuse to wear helmet...

[rose thorn]

if space mairnes getting another release id laugh

thisi si what is standing out to me

[queen laurel]

can be a dreanought

[rocky gale]

The poor guys are getting hungry, they’ve went a month without a new model

[rose thorn]

they literally got an army release lmao

[rocky gale]

Starving

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/breakfast-secondbreakfast-lotr-peregrin-took-billy-boyd-gif-4522185

[rose thorn]

" GRAHhh these space marines arnet the color of MY space marines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how am i supspoed to even play this game"

[queen laurel]

Siege dreanoughts are a thing

[rocky gale]

Hmm

[queen laurel]

but hmm

[rose thorn]

thats so tiny tho

[queen laurel]

GSC?

they do repurpose equipment

[rose thorn]

my bet is a horus heresy vehicle

they siad that HH is gonna get a shit laod more vehicles

[queen laurel]

it looks like a claw that like would grab someone and then drill into them

[rose thorn]

true

maybe a chaos knight weapon sprue

oh yeah there was no new imperial knight models last edition, it was an HH release that had rules in40k

[rocky gale]

Just what we needed more HH vehicles

[rose thorn]

iron hand players are EATING

[tough haven]

Anyone got any ambient style music for exploring a hive city? (Not underhive) I found the usual sources for such music, but its just fallout OST that franky I dont think fits

[tough haven]

No they arent, thats a weakness of the flesh

[tough haven]

I only have 46 songs in my playlist about 2-3 minutes each, idk if thats enough

[rose thorn]

have you looked at the necormunda games osts?

[tough haven]

I have not

[dapper gyro]

Melee/close range dread in a mostly long range preferred chapter.

It is nicely painted nonetheless.

[raven stone]

I am thinking the drills might be the HH underground transport

You know the one

[rose thorn]

hive wars and hired gun i believe they are called

[blazing wraith]

I want a 40k story where ordo zenos and malius team up on fighting chaos aligned zenos.

Oh wait

That's just eisenhorn book 1

Nm

[storm jungle]

[dapper gyro]

Isn't hired gun underhive though?

[plush mason]

hired gun the video game is in the underhive of Palatine hive of necromunda yes

[raven stone]

Chaos aligned Xenos are also just the majority of enemies during the HH novels.
Not all, but majority.

You do get one or two Xenos/Human-Xenos hybrid civs that are anti Chaos

But get stomped by the Imperium anyways.

For various reasons from conspiracy to Grimderp stupidity.

[meager zinc]

I want a story where necrons and adeptus mechanicus kinda hang out and talk shop.

[storm jungle]

the racism competition would be a lot

[meager zinc]

Yeah but i bet they'd find a lot in common if they gave it a chance

"Yo, do you feel your arm is still there when you pull it off? Yeah isn't that crazy?"

[storm jungle]

[queen laurel]

dilara what psychic level do you think is sefoni

[sharp pollen]

guys is this him???

[rose thorn]

the most racist faction in the setting and admech would not get along lmao

[storm jungle]

Probably around Beta considering we literally go into her mindscape and train lmao

also she can just cast her voice across the ship

[meager zinc]

C'mon, A ragtag group of mechanicus and necrons gotta put aside their differences and team up to solve the biggest robo-problem in the galaxy

That'd be a cute story

Maybe throw a lil abominable Intelligence in there

[queen laurel]

yeah after the problem is fixed the necrons will then vaporize them

[meager zinc]

Nah, didn't a necron lord help out Guilliman when he came back? They can be pretty understanding

[storm jungle]

No lol

you really underestimate how racist necrons are

they almost out-do the Imperium

[plush mason]

hell Tryzen only showed up to Cadia because he was bored and felt likely playing hero

he left when it cost him some of his collection and got boring again

[crystal forum]

that is not why he was there

[meager zinc]

I mean i get that they're racist, but comparing them to, like, non-negotiable factions like the tyranids. At least you can reason with the necrons on some level.

[storm jungle]

You cant.

Again, you really underestimate how offended necrons can get at most things.

the chance of finding a negotiable necron is like 1 in a 100

[meager zinc]

Those are still better odds than finding a negotiable tyranid tho!

[storm jungle]

Why the fuck would you even negotiate with a tyranid

[crisp heath]

Necrons are the pettyest race in the universe

[celest dome]

Don't you remember the old Zoat lore ?

[storm jungle]

but thats retconned

[crisp heath]

Millinia old beef having mfs

[celest dome]

Cause GW has no balls

[meager zinc]

Thats what im saying: i think, in general, you have a better chance escaping a necron tomb than a tyranid swarm as a mechanicus.

[crystal forum]

tau politically invading a necron planet to make new friends

[hallow plover]

Necrons are just jealous of fl*sh

[queen laurel]

You really don't know necrons, you know the basic warriors they have already have guns that tear you apart on a molecular level

And that's like basic weaponry for them

[meager zinc]

I said BETTER chance, not guaranteed

[crisp heath]

There all mental from being alive hundreds of thousands of years

[queen laurel]

There's no better you're not going to go out of there without some serious plot armor

[crisp heath]

Probably dissolve you for stepping foot on its tomb world

[hallow plover]

You get a good overview of necron thinking in Twice-Dead King series

[meager zinc]

You don't think being an all robot mechanicus member gives you SOME leverage? Like in a "hey cmon im metal too!" sorta way?

[queen laurel]

No because you're inferior metal

That's literally what the necron will think about you

[hallow plover]

You're an abomination of flesh and metal. Not a truly immortal full metal being

[crisp heath]

They would be disgusted

Yeah

[queen laurel]

👆

You underestimate how lowly they see biologicals

[meager zinc]

Okay but if you guys were a fully robotic mechanicus, and you had to either escape a tomb world or a tyranid swarm, which would you choose?
I'd choose the tomb world. I still feel like I got a better chance.

[hallow plover]

Flesh is censored and remembering the necrontyr feelings of when they were flesh and blood is taboo

[queen laurel]

Tyranid swarm

My body is going to be something they can't eat

[hallow plover]

Necrons power level varies a lot in media... i'd say the tyrannids since they're mostly consistent

[queen laurel]

A necron weapon will obliterate the molecular structure of my body

[plush mason]

afaik thats literally what is said in the book

[queen laurel]

Like if you have a fullmetal body you can at least be happy that there bio weaponry isn't going to mostly work on you as long as it doesn't fully damage you

[crisp heath]

I'd probably go w the necrons it would be over quickly

[queen laurel]

Necrons?

You get grazed and you're molecularly dead

Doesn't matter if you're flesh or metal

[dapper gyro]

Ad Mech still has a normal brain, unlike the necron.

[dapper gyro]

Except if you are made of floor.

[storm jungle]

Yeah you are correct.

Trazyn was only there to play a hero and have fun

he was literally on a safari hunt lol

[crisp heath]

Tyranids are probably one of the worst ways to go lol

Being shot w living bullets that eat you

[queen laurel]

Yeah he's like a professional when it comes to collecting stuff

[crisp heath]

No thank you

[queen laurel]

Unnecessary violence is only going to be annoying to deal with

[dapper gyro]

The guy wants the stuff to look as pristine as possible for his museum.

[meager zinc]

Id also go necron tomb, cuz like, i gotta do my admech duty. Try to cop some of that xeno tech.

[jade holly]

Who has a cooler collection: Trazyn or the Collector from Marvel?

[queen laurel]

The collector

You are comparing a 40k character to a marvel character

[jade holly]

Surely Trazyn has some cool shit in his collection?

[queen laurel]

He does

[jade holly]

Stuff in 40k can be as crazy, if not, crazier than in marvel can’t it?

[queen laurel]

But you're talking about the marvel's collector

[opaque coyote]

Horus accidentally texted me his war plans

[storm jungle]

it took me awhile to realise this is an IRL related joke lmao

[arctic talon]

💀

[storm jungle]

the worst part is this is more expected of the Imperium to do

[opaque coyote]

https://youtu.be/U5KOgaE3FG4?si=XsHOcgDVbTiW8ncc

[arctic talon]

Should be a ripper doc or a medtech on the left

Smh

[opaque coyote]

Tbh 95% of ripper docs would not care

[arctic talon]

They wouldn’t

So prolly just a medtech or actual doctor

Lol

[opaque coyote]

"Sure you wanna chip in the second sandy? Go ahead."

Vik is like

[arctic talon]

I’ll give you 3 neural wears

If you go insane

That’s fine

[opaque coyote]

One of the few ripper docs that also act as an actual doctor

And that's why he's the man and why I always teleport to him to get new tech

I know he got me bro

[arctic talon]

Tbf

[opaque coyote]

[arctic talon]

Ripper docs are usually doctors

They’re just uh

How do I say it

[opaque coyote]

Not Legal

[arctic talon]

Yeah

Lmao

[winter vessel]

uhuh

[arctic talon]

Usually for one reason or another lost their license

[opaque coyote]

Thanks for reminding me that once I get my new pc

[arctic talon]

He is a doctor

[opaque coyote]

I should go back and shoot him

[arctic talon]

I never said an ethical one

Or moral one

LOL

[queen laurel]

You if you were a doctor?

[arctic talon]

My medtech did actually heal people and install cyberware

Smh

He also stole organs from people in a firefight

But that is besides the point

[opaque coyote]

It does remind me of the Kowloon Walled City.

Specifically there were a lot of dentists.

See, there was a bit of a problem.

You get your dentist degree in China, but if you traveled to Hong Kong it uh

Did not count

So a lot of dentists set up shop there

[winter vessel]

I trust Cyberpunk's medical service than Today's current healthcare system. even if i couldn't afford it

[opaque coyote]

Despite a good chunk of them actually having degrees, it just did not count

[arctic talon]

Trauma team are like

Absurdly good at their job

[opaque coyote]

I mean if you can't afford it, it's pretty much guaranteed that you'll be missing a kidney

[arctic talon]

The medical system in cybperunk is good if you can afford it

[opaque coyote]

Since you either get the shit hospitals

Or Trauma team

[winter vessel]

"Five steps back. NOW!"

[arctic talon]

Tbh if you go in debt you get sent to the mines(trauma team office work until you pay it off) or a repayment plan

Lol

[opaque coyote]

The problem with Cyberpunk is that there is no inbetween

[arctic talon]

There is inbetween

There’s overwhelmingly mediocre hospitals

[winter vessel]

REO meatwagon

[opaque coyote]

Who probably also steal organs lmao

[arctic talon]

They’re usually smaller ones though

[opaque coyote]

[arctic talon]

Okay well if they’re dead

Might as well

Cremation is standard anyways

[opaque coyote]

Like I think it's left up in the air on whether David's mom died due to her actual injuries

Or due to uh

"Oh look a plug"

BEEEEEPPP

[winter vessel]

I remember grinding so many hours on Trauma Drama just to get the outfit. I cheesed the helicopter spawning

[arctic talon]

LOL

[crystal forum]

which book

[queen laurel]

What's cyberpunks like

Tanky fighter class

[arctic talon]

Solo

Or techie

Or netrunner

Or literally anyone

Technically

Solo is best

[opaque coyote]

@arctic talon Honestly I have had an entertaining idea for a "respawn" mechanic.

Essentially, if you buy Trauma Team membership, you respawn completely fine.

If you don't you uh

Get a few cyberware missing along with spawning with like half health or some dhit

[winter vessel]

Solo good

[arctic talon]

Well

Harvesting cyberware

Just kills people usually

Lol

[winter vessel]

Scavs

[opaque coyote]

True but built different (tm)

[arctic talon]

Cyberware is pretty embedded into you

[opaque coyote]

Also it would be funny to imagine like

[arctic talon]

Besides trauma team has full borgs

Funniest shit ever

[queen laurel]

Okay say i want to run drug injectors and muscle enhancements with big knucks, do i just get shot immediately because i'm no longer human

[arctic talon]

Mfw your doctor is a 7’5 psychopath

[arctic talon]

Just go solo

Solo is the best

[opaque coyote]

"Oh you're awake, well your teeth are clean an-"

"Oh oh, where's my Mr. Studd at... HEY!"

doctor runs away

[arctic talon]

For just killing shit

[queen laurel]

Got it

Is that image from the latest rule book

[arctic talon]

Solo is the fighter

[queen laurel]

Well the latest game anyway

[arctic talon]

Yeah

It’s from RED

[queen laurel]

Got it

[queen laurel]

Imagine owning a limited edition custom made mr stud only for it to go disappear

[queen laurel]

Yeah i can work with that

[rocky gale]

Is it true?

Vostroyans in Darktide?

[winter vessel]

yep

the hat also has droop physics

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/heavybreathing-cat-gif-6111353

[winter vessel]

so it can do a lil'hang

[arctic talon]

HOLY PEAK

[winter vessel]

this week's rotation got me feelin like:

[rocky gale]

https://tenor.com/view/peak-its-just-so-peak-nico-robin-robin-one-piece-gif-6882998141859441927

[arctic talon]

Still not spending money

But by far

The best cosmetic pack so far

[rocky gale]

Thank god today was payday

[winter vessel]

Sees zealot: "Finally I can say I fight blind without changing the eyes" staples parchment to forehead

[crystal forum]

no exquisite lasgun?

vostroyans got a pack before valhallans

i am fuming

[rocky gale]

There is in the one Dilara posted

[crystal forum]

farshark even made a boring winterized basic armour

[humble shoal]

Chiestpiece seems nice for vet

[crystal forum]

but no valhallan

[humble shoal]

Run it with krieg watchmaster helmet

[storm jungle]

Shut up nerd

[storm jungle]

its in there, you blind bastard

[rocky gale]

Valhallans lose again, standard Vostroyan W

[storm jungle]

^

[crystal forum]

i'll get my revenge dilara

i'll cry so hard

[humble shoal]

Its a hellbore skin

How are the irons?

[rocky gale]

Wait no, it's Hellbore?

Uhhhhhh

[crystal forum]

damn they had to choose the hellbore

[rocky gale]

Hellbore sucks

[storm jungle]

i mean vostroyans basically use muskets so that checks out

[humble shoal]

I still hate how they did the hellbore

[crystal forum]

i just wish it was a gun i actually use

[rocky gale]

I'd rather have an actual literal straight up musket than a Hellbore

[crystal forum]

btw did they even do a gun skin for elysians?

like isn't the recon lasgun already elysian

[humble shoal]

Recon I think

[crystal forum]

it's like how the hellbore is already krieg but they still made a krieg skin for it

[storm jungle]

I dont think so, cant remember

i was too focused on the peak elysian drip

[winter vessel]

"Yeah we got high casualty rates...least we look good doing it"

[crystal forum]

is there an m40 autogun skin yet

i need one for my steel legion guy

[rocky gale]

Sent the Vostroyan skins to a friend and he said "I'd play the game if they added Steel Legion skins"

[storm jungle]

....

how do we tell him

💀

[dapper gyro]

Nah, don't tell

[storm jungle]

lmfao

[rose thorn]

cant believe htey are doign a cross over with atlantic games

oh my b ad i was htinking of something else

[queen laurel]

Okay hold on let me get the

I have something for this meme

[rose thorn]

god thi slooks so generic

it looks like a 3d modeler's first try at an imperial guard proxy

i got something better

it looks liek the classic combat armor from fallout 1 and 2

[rose thorn]

what is this even supposde to be based on

[rocky gale]

Elysian Drop troops

[rose thorn]

^

oh

OH

[rose thorn]

really???

[rocky gale]

It's literally what their art looks like

[rose thorn]

holy shit it looks

really, reall

like

[winter vessel]

just say its shit already

[rose thorn]

it looks like armor for a low poly game

[plush mason]

the one where he is talking to the dynasty that controls the star map that makes the stars explode if you tap them, he asked "whats up with this star and the dude showing the map to him says "thats just Cadia some human backwater that is being attacked" Tryzen slaps him or slams his head into the console of the map and tells him the planet needs a hero and he will be that hero

[rose thorn]

it looks liek har dplastic

[plush mason]

thats a summery of the exert of the book i have read, dont know the title of the book its from but if i where to guess maybe fall of cadia

[opaque coyote]

Genuinely it would be so fucking banger to fight borgs and become one.

Becoming a Borg should lock you out of like peaceful dialogue options in quests

Like you need a higher and higher humanity stat along with the req to be able to actually talk things out instead of immediately resorting to violence

[arctic talon]

Humanity and cool or charisma aren’t a real stat in 2077

Lol

V is a solo

And is locked to doing things like a solo

[opaque coyote]

Yeah this is more of a theoretical tbh

For like a game

[winter vessel]

I got a hunch on what stat this guy is lacking on

[opaque coyote]

Also had the idea of like

The screen giltching out and then you're just

[queen laurel]

Yeah charisma

[opaque coyote]

Automatically teleported somewhere else

A bunch of dead bodies nearby

[rose thorn]

oh yeah excited for lucy from edge runner to get added to gulity gear?

[opaque coyote]

And you're like 4 stars, the police are already after you

[queen laurel]

What acid tripping sentence did you just say to me

[rose thorn]

guility gear stride is adding lucy as the last character for the season

they jsut added venom (phantom)

[arctic talon]

I’m very whatever

I hate crossover content

Personally

[rose thorn]

same

its why i quit magic

[arctic talon]

If people like it that’s cool

But it’s going to be canon somehow prolly

And it’s prolly going to be

Someone fucking cosplaying her

Lol

[shadow plover]

New Morrow lore is pretty cool, loved the part where he had an armwrestling match with Angron and won

[arctic talon]

LOL

[queen laurel]

So i can torture you by making you play mortal kombat

[rose thorn]

its very strange, either htey are working on a new season of edge runners (bad ending) or this crossover is very very late or they wanna use their IP before its considered abandoned

[queen laurel]

And also like really picking the character that isn't really known for combat ability

[storm jungle]

Awesome stuff

[rose thorn]

i cant remember any other guilty gear crossover character tbh

[queen laurel]

Why not david or maine

[rose thorn]

hard ot add a dead person

but guilty gear has done it before so

[queen laurel]

It's a crossover you can get away with it

[rose thorn]

also i think it might be a readability problem?

maine woudl look toom uch liek uhhh

[queen laurel]

But Lucy which specializes on hacking and stuff

Just a bit weird on my opinion

[rocky gale]

Huh, seems like Guilty Gear has a bunch of outgoing crossovers with other things, but this is the first crossover into it

[rose thorn]

tbh lucy might be one of those fighters that summon allies like duck hunt or peacock

or that one mouse from rivals of aether

which woudl work with her not being a fighter

[arctic talon]

I’d rather chew glass

I already hate mortal kombat

In fact I hate NRS games in general

[queen laurel]

Okay that's one of the few things that can get through your mental

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[queen laurel]

Will keep researching more

[arctic talon]

I think they’re all trash

I’m ngl

Oh also the players always smell like shit

Idk why

[arctic talon]

There’s some very minor lore stuff in XX but not as a playable character

[rose thorn]

its crazy they add microtransactions to an online 60 dollar fighitng game

[winter vessel]

interesting, thought Magic the gathering players were the only ones who smelled like shit

[arctic talon]

LOL

Fighting game players

Can smell really bad

But NRS players I have never met one at an event who didn’t smell like unwashed sweat at least

Guilty gear players are a coin toss

Tekken players never smell

[rose thorn]

mario kart players

[arctic talon]

SF players also are a coin toss

Tekken players literally never smell awful

[rose thorn]

my college has a comp mario kart team

[arctic talon]

Must be nice being a tekken player

You don’t need to deal with someone who smells like shit

In a bracket

[humble shoal]

Smash players

[arctic talon]

I don’t talk about them

[humble shoal]

I remember embarrassing one of them with pichu

[arctic talon]

I don’t interact with them

They smell awful

[humble shoal]

In college

[arctic talon]

That is all

[humble shoal]

It was funny

Tbf I went to a tech school

With a lot of exchange students

It smelt really bad a lot of the time

[arctic talon]

I should be allowed to spray people with deodorant

At Fgc events

[humble shoal]

Deodorant wouldnt have helped

My uni

[arctic talon]

Wonderful

[winter vessel]

make a buck selling it

[arctic talon]

People who don’t shower are awful

[humble shoal]

It was that bad

[arctic talon]

I hate it

How are these people real

[winter vessel]

very cheap people i guess

[arctic talon]

I mean

I guess

[humble shoal]

But they are in dorms so the water is free

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[humble shoal]

[arctic talon]

LOL

[winter vessel]

or just unmotivated

[arctic talon]

In college you have 0 excuse as a freshman

[humble shoal]

And yes they were all in dorms

[arctic talon]

To smell awful imo

You have A free shower

[humble shoal]

Cuz the worst offenders were exchange students

[rose thorn]

MY ROOMMATE IS THE WORST FRESHMEN EVER I SWEAR

[arctic talon]

Oh

Oh no lol

[humble shoal]

From a specific country

[queen laurel]

I'm not the greatest guy at taking care of myself but like not taking a bath is like a concept i cannot thaw them

[humble shoal]

Though the no pissing in the water fountain sign was in mandarin

[rose thorn]

he reeks, hes a mess, he plays fornite at 1:45 am with music

[queen laurel]

I cannot add them why you just wouldn't want to bathe

[humble shoal]

Thats not the worst

[rose thorn]

he leaves his dishes and containers of food out OPEN

[humble shoal]

Unless he set off the smoke alarms yet

[arctic talon]

LOL

[humble shoal]

Not a joke btw

Might have the image oncmy phone

[rose thorn]

the has a pile of bowls of ramen

[queen laurel]

Welp at least you know he would play nurgle

He would probably be the greatest nurgle player to live

[arctic talon]

Nah

[winter vessel]

reminds me of that recent article regarding teenagers pissing in a hotpot broth in Shanghai

[arctic talon]

That’s the 4chan green text

[queen laurel]

Because his opponents would quit by his smell

[rose thorn]

alos hes currently binging all of dragonball with no headphones

[arctic talon]

Of the dude who mixed his shit

Into mini paint

[arctic talon]

Have you asked him to not do that

[arctic talon]

It might work

[humble shoal]

Close enough

[queen laurel]

I have a feeling this guy does not listen

[arctic talon]

Based

[rose thorn]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOASBHFHUBSUAFBH

[storm jungle]

no way, 40k fans attend anime concerts?

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah that one is a good one

[arctic talon]

https://preview.redd.it/ltyvihwa20491.png?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=a8597271607b794ff6bb055167d340030bbaddb8

[humble shoal]

Anyway further back to find the dont piss in the water fountain sign

[queen laurel]

God damn it on the few places i want to escape of 40k when i don't want to hear about it you just decide to bring it there

[rose thorn]

idk he said he hadnt paid his tuition this month

so i doubt id have to worry

he also just, stopped going to classes

[arctic talon]

💀

[rose thorn]

hes an art major so its okay

[storm jungle]

Jokes aside i legit hope a metal gear anime gets made at some point, the games were literally shot to be like movies due to kojimba

and thankfully he doesnt own the IP anymore

fucking dumbass nerd

[arctic talon]

LOL

[winter vessel]

but we are all nerds...in our own ways

[arctic talon]

Idk the Kojima pointing at a dude and saying Otaku

Lives rent free in my head

[storm jungle]

"omg im so sad im gonna have to cancel MGS2 due to 9/11 WAAA WAAAA"

[arctic talon]

Even if it’s fake

[storm jungle]

MGS2 comes out

nobody cares about the new york ending

everyone complains about raiden as a femboy

because 2001

[rose thorn]

LMAO

UAAHAHAUHAH

[storm jungle]

what a fucking moron

lmao

[arctic talon]

Later in a game “LIKE THE GOOD OL DAYS AFTER 9/11”

[storm jungle]

YES

LMAO

[arctic talon]

Anyways if Raiden was a women like originally planned

[rose thorn]

googles raiden femboy

[arctic talon]

How much worse do you think the controversy would have been

Because 2001

[queen laurel]

That explains those feminine hips

[arctic talon]

💀

[winter vessel]

i'd substitute that with the Haven Troops

[rose thorn]

can someone provide an image of femboy raiden

[arctic talon]

Why not normal Raiden

[rose thorn]

i cant find offiical art

[arctic talon]

Lol

[rose thorn]

becuase ive never heard of this lmao

[arctic talon]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/metalgear/images/9/9f/Model_Raiden.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/732?cb=20091019140715

[rose thorn]

but also my only metal gear game is the one for the NES :p

[arctic talon]

He looks somewhat androgynous

That’s it

[rose thorn]

based

[rose thorn]

so funny

[arctic talon]

Also you okay as him naked

[arctic talon]

For like a chunk of the game

[arctic talon]

Oh what’s this from

[rose thorn]

shit okay time to buymetal gear solid 2

[queen laurel]

Do not ask

[arctic talon]

https://www.metalgearinformer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Naked-Raiden-and-Snake-MGS2.jpg

[rose thorn]

is it a sequel to the NES game?

[arctic talon]

Uh

Idk

[winter vessel]

some secrets are best left forgotten

[rose thorn]

or is there a game i need to play first

[storm jungle]

Raiden is like

all jokes aside

[rose thorn]

dead by daylight ass picture

[storm jungle]

EXTREMELY ahead of his time as a feminine looking man character

people hated him on release for obvious reasons but now love all iterations of him

[winter vessel]

hmm more like Biohazard Resident evil movies

[arctic talon]

NES is the first game you’re fine

[spring cairn]

Kojima is a genius confirmed

[rose thorn]

okay tahnk fuck

[storm jungle]

Kojima is god

[spring cairn]

he's just 10 years ahead

[storm jungle]

jokes aside he kinda was

at least with MGS2

[rose thorn]

also the reaosn i plaeyd the NES game is because i had it pirated on my school computer in middleschool

[arctic talon]

I still wonder if the controversy with Raiden would be worse or better

[rose thorn]

and highsschool

[arctic talon]

In MGS2

[storm jungle]

in 2001 literally nobody heard of internet censorship or information control

[storm jungle]

in what ense

[arctic talon]

If Raiden was a woman

Lol

[storm jungle]

Nah

nobody would care

[arctic talon]

Because you play as a woman

[storm jungle]

if he was a woman

[arctic talon]

Instead of snake

[storm jungle]

as long as she looked sexy they'd turn a blind eye

raiden's issue was hes both very twinky and also not snake

[arctic talon]

Kojima makes everyone hot

Dammit

[storm jungle]

Also homoerotic

[arctic talon]

That’s a given

[storm jungle]

"hes called vamp because hes bisexual"

[winter vessel]

all that matters to me for an MGS anime is Watermelon Grunt

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-goro-majima-watermelon-video-game-gif-17741515

[rose thorn]

is the remakes bearablet o look at?

[storm jungle]

it looks gorgeous tbh

[arctic talon]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/metalgear/images/d/d9/Raiden00000.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/985?cb=20130115085108

Raiden concept art

Lul

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-delta-knife-cqc-big-boss-gif-10271345593141047343

[storm jungle]

you should see the other ones

[vagrant fox]

ouoorrghhhh snake...

[rose thorn]

killing you

[sacred bluff]

happily

😌

[rose thorn]

no i am, wiht a gun

[sacred bluff]

[arctic talon]

https://thinkinthinkin.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/screenshot_20201005_151536.jpg?w=731

My god lol

[vagrant fox]

I think the burgers I ate yesterday gave me assblast

[storm jungle]

Olga is PEAK

[arctic talon]

Kojima

What were you cooking

In 2001

[sacred bluff]

death stranding

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/kenjiro-tsuda-津田健次郎-tsudaken-tsudasan-seiyuu-gif-17506286175115638635

[vagrant fox]

He was cooking like a man posessed

[rose thorn]

AHH OKAY MY BAD SOLID IS DIFFERNET FROM EMTAL GEAR

god i ahte videoagem naems

[rocky gale]

The perfect woman

[winter vessel]

Norman Reedus and the sci fi fetus

[arctic talon]

I cannot believe that they gave Raiden that outfit

Even as a concept

Lmao

[rose thorn]

okay in a month ill play 1 lmao

[spring cairn]

Norman Reedus and the funky fetus 2 : abortion boogaloo

coming soon

[sacred bluff]

They all the same

[spring cairn]

with a guy doing guitar

[sacred bluff]

[storm jungle]

heres all of raiden's MGS2 concept art

PEAK!

🗣️

[sacred bluff]

Best thing from MGS series is cow machines

[arctic talon]

Cows are funny

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/raiden-metal-gear-solid-mgs-mgr-go-white-boy-go-gif-12709186457449885142

[storm jungle]

you mean GEKKOs?

[arctic talon]

Lol

Nah Cows funnier

[sacred bluff]

Yes

Gekkos

[storm jungle]

Do you know why they moo

[arctic talon]

That’s a funnier name over GEKKO

[winter vessel]

I haven't had mixed feelings like this since i first saw Envy from Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood

[sacred bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-4-mgs4-gekko-pooping-gif-1197395329376446806

[storm jungle]

also why they take green shit?

[rose thorn]

did you know cows are flammable?

[storm jungle]

these all have answers btw

lmao

[sacred bluff]

gas

[storm jungle]

Kind of

[rose thorn]

yes

[storm jungle]

basically their legs are fully artificial real muscle

it builds lactic acid

so they need to dump it

and its radioactive

so have fun

LOL

[rose thorn]

I THOUGHT WE WERE TLAKING ABOUT COWS

[storm jungle]

Nah the cows are also related to Gekkos

[spring cairn]

what will be the explanation as to why the dropship thingy in DS2 has a pair of massive balls

[storm jungle]

they make cow sounds because it makes you lower your guard and think you are in a "serene" environment

[sacred bluff]

we are

[arctic talon]

Idk

[arctic talon]

Ask Kojima

[storm jungle]

Kojima is gay

next

[spring cairn]

he's not answering

[sacred bluff]

of course he gay

[rose thorn]

is, that like, an actual thing?

[sacred bluff]

He hired norman and mads

He knew what he was doing

[arctic talon]

It is you the player

[vagrant fox]

Kojima is the straightest homosexual

[rose thorn]

or is it a joke

[arctic talon]

Who is gay

[storm jungle]

its from japan as a phenonema apparently

[arctic talon]

Yes

[storm jungle]

^

[rose thorn]

LMaoo

[sacred bluff]

Lmooo

[arctic talon]

Kojima reposting homoerotic fan art on Twitter

Pissing off chuds

[arctic talon]

Is the funniest shit ever

[storm jungle]

the worst part is

[queen laurel]

Yeah they make good bombs

[queen laurel]

I want to know the genius who decided to make a robot that needs to shit

[storm jungle]

you know hes not doing it on purpose

LOL

[arctic talon]

He just likes it

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/mads-mikkelsen-smoking-cigarette-smoke-glasses-gif-27211121

[arctic talon]

Lol

[storm jungle]

it doesnt really shit

it just dumps overloads

but yes

[sacred bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/death-stranding-death-stranding-hideo-kojima-kojima-productions-gif-7392811

[arctic talon]

It just dumps green stuff

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

Lol

[storm jungle]

yeah its the gekko's lactic acid

[rose thorn]

also for the rests of my life ill head canon raiden is trans

[arctic talon]

It’s green because radioactive

And acid

[winter vessel]

that's what they call it when they drink a quart of buttermilk straight

[dapper gyro]

Biorobot

[queen laurel]

Honestly the amount of sexual tension the man radiates you may as well

[dapper gyro]

I mean, even normal machine needs to change oil.

[queen laurel]

Go ahead

[rose thorn]

solid snake and raiden starting hrt together

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[vagrant fox]

Naur Snake raised a child with another man

[rose thorn]

this is what i do with my free time btw

[sacred bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/vamp-vamp-mgs-vamp-mgs4-metal-gear-metal-gear-solid4-gif-23567668

[winter vessel]

that's one place to put it

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/point-ghost-rider-you-and-me-you-are-gif-19532581

[dapper gyro]

Write fanfic then post it to H-Foundry, Mag.