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#40k-lore-chat
queen laurel
spring cairn
he's either shooting plasma and the ejected cases are just for show or he's shooting bullets and the plasma coils are just for show
queen laurel
literally no specification
late osprey
its just like how cartoons and real life intersect in Who Framed Roger Rabbit
late osprey
he's either shooting plasma and the ejected cases are just for show or he's shoo...
its obvious, lambda. gun use bullet, so all gun use bullet
besides, you can't dakka without bullet anyway
queen laurel
he's either shooting plasma and the ejected cases are just for show or he's shoo...
or it's some weird tech where it change the solid projectile into plasma
Don't ask
tough haven
Not just that, you need a load of boyz
crisp heath
queen laurel
mekboyz run imagination when making these things
crisp heath
This is funny
late osprey
literally no specification
orks PRESUMABLY dont waste their time with puny weak humie bullets
tough haven
literally no specification
.22 💀
crisp heath
I dont know how to do the better link so it plays in here 
queen laurel
orks PRESUMABLY dont waste their time with puny weak humie bullets
well yeah that's obvious they make their own bigger ammunition
just like how human teeth is worthless to them but
late osprey
so id wager they would consider something fist-sized to be a decent civilian pistol round
tough haven
he's either shooting plasma and the ejected cases are just for show or he's shoo...
He’s shootin regular dakka, then flashy plasma dakka
queen laurel
ork teeth are good
crisp heath
Guardsmen tricks orks into thinking he's a ork
storm jungle
orks PRESUMABLY dont waste their time with puny weak humie bullets
It depends
orks logic is literally
"if it kills things it goes into the magazine"
some books mention them using any imperial ordnance they can get along with the shit meks make
remember they are literally junk scavengers
queen laurel
remember they are literally junk scavengers
yeah deathskulls mid battle will literally disassemble your tank
crisp heath
Whats it called where u like convince someone something that's entirely false 
hallow basin
gaslighting?
late osprey
Guardsmen tricks orks into thinking he's a ork
this is the plot of the armageddon comic btw
crisp heath
YES! GAURDSMEN GASLIGHTS ORK INTO THINKING HE IS A ORK
queen laurel
late osprey
a commissar gets dumped in some green goop during battle so they think hes an ork
queen laurel
ork technology is just built by a mechanic that has zero idea on what safety is
they are genuinely functioning machines it's just that they are built like i made them
crisp heath
This umie finks hez a ork
"Well I beileve it"
What no
"He's an ork"
No no no- what he's a ork
queen laurel
unreliable and probably has a 90% chance of exploding
If you actually stabilize the tech you can use them it's just that it's not really worth it
plush mason
Armageddon ork hunters use ork weapons when they have to due to them being so deep in ork lines, they tend to fall apart quickly and or explode in their faces
queen laurel
yeah that
ork gestalt fields just stabilize the weapon for their use but it still explodes in their hands too
crisp heath
I also love how they all have different approaches to problems lol
queen laurel
just significantly less
crisp heath
Like the second someone goes w it it becomes
late osprey
ork gestalt fields just stabilize the weapon for their use but it still explodes...
but it says in that very excerpt that thats not how it works
crisp heath
"Well I beileve he's a ork"
errant yacht
a commissar gets dumped in some green goop during battle so they think hes an or...
IIRC, the WAAAGH has taken pity on a group of humans in Gorkamorka, since they believe that they are Orks themselves
late osprey
IIRC, the WAAAGH has taken pity on a group of humans in Gorkamorka, since they b...
pity's a strong word
queen laurel
but it says in that very excerpt that thats not how it works
yeah but ork fields are proportional to orks and their emotions. it's a thing but it's not that helpful to them it just mostly stabilizes it
late osprey
i think they're just more amused
late osprey
yeah but ork fields are proportional to orks and their emotions. it's a thing bu...
it says that the theory that their guns work bcuz psychic magic is a debunked one
errant yacht
IIRC, the more complex teknologees of an Ork can't function at all in human hands
queen laurel
if a WWWAAAAAAGGGHHH is going pretty great their weapons will mostly not explode
crisp heath
There's umies in gorkamorka??
errant yacht
Diggas
crisp heath
Ah
plush mason
it says that the theory that their guns work bcuz psychic magic is a debunked on...
the field doesnt make them work, it makes them less likely to fail
queen laurel
yeah that's what I'm saying
plush mason
and sometimes preform better
queen laurel
it helps it to stabilise but it will still explode
plush mason
in the thing you posted
crisp heath
Like they may get more shots out of a clip but it's not magic
errant yacht
Honestly, I've always had the mental image that most Ork Shootas were lasguns with an ejection port carved out, and the laser lens being replaced with a lead pipe
queen laurel
yeah you posted it yourself
late osprey
thats because i didnt post the second sentence
plush mason
the weapons are insanely crude, the field just makes them more reliable
late osprey
"This has led to some members of the Adeptus Mechanicus to theorize that the psychic nature of the Orks has an impact on their technology, assisting in making it function as it should. However, whether this is actually the case or not is inconclusive."
plush mason
thats what it says
queen laurel
thats because i didnt post the second sentence
Like the gestalt is still a thing it's just that it only orks
errant yacht
the weapons are insanely crude, the field just makes them more reliable
True, but with field salvage, a disproportionate number of weapons would most likely just be lasguns
plush mason
true
late osprey
it is LITERALLY saying that the waagh thing has nothing to do with their tech working
or if there does there isn't actually any in-universe evidence
errant yacht
I just didn't expect Orks to instinctively know how to build crude full auto weapons
queen laurel
it is LITERALLY saying that the waagh thing has nothing to do with their tech wo...
yeah it does
in the novel of ghaz
When he wasn't feeling it a lot of the weaponry was failing and less likely to work
spring cairn
yeah deathskulls mid battle will literally disassemble your tank
holy shit they added romanians to warhammer
plush mason
I just didn't expect Orks to instinctively know how to build crude full auto wea...
yeah its weird
late osprey
When he wasn't feeling it a lot of the weaponry was failing and less likely to w...
what does it say exactly?
plush mason
like iirc a mek is born knowing he is a mek
crisp heath
I love how they get bigger the more they fight and the more orks rally around them
Isn't ghazgull the closest to becoming a prime ork
errant yacht
I feel like them instinctively knowing what gun is contradicts the idea of Feral Orks, which were honestly just an excuse to let people put Warhammer Fantasy Orcs on circular bases
storm jungle
I just didn't expect Orks to instinctively know how to build crude full auto wea...
Orks basically got a generic "imprint" since they were born as a weaponized species.
Its why when an ork horde grows they get more dangerous.
Orks only get smarter and more dangerous the more they gather like a herd species.
sacred bluff
orks are nice 
crisp heath
Ghazgulls the biggest at the moment isn't he like 12 foot or something
spring cairn
that's like 6 legs
crisp heath
Ghazgulls really a Chad
spring cairn
but how tall is he in thumbs
plush mason
isnt Ghaz so big he basically has his own version of the astramonicon ?
storm jungle
now lets see how long a average human thumb is
storm jungle
2.74 inches
crisp heath
As more orks rally to him
crisp heath
He's a really cunning ork too which is why I like him so much
late osprey
have to say, the old ones really did not have the best wartime plan there
"we need an army, let's just evolve one!"
"oh shit that takes too long we're all dying!"
crisp heath
It's amazing how the prime ork where the most advanced
storm jungle
"we need a weapon to kick japan out the water"
makes world ending device
"damn thats not good"
crisp heath
And there civilization reverted
plush mason
have to say, the old ones really did not have the best wartime plan there
tbf i dont think they ever planned on fighting at all before the war in heaven
storm jungle
also yeah they didnt
they were like galactic capybaras
pull up
make species
leave
spring cairn
capybaras don't do that
storm jungle
that we know of
crisp heath
Capybarra wants you to think that
late osprey
would capybaras refuse vital cancer treatment to the horribly in-need?
they seem to have a certain heartlessness in their eyes that implies they would
storm jungle
see above gif
late osprey
look at this fat fuck
hallow basin
you may not like it, but this is what peak male body looks like
crisp heath
https://tenor.com/view/elmo-exterminatus-explosion-nuke-40k-gif-22693290
Elmo the martyr
late osprey
dont worry, ork boy, papa imperium's got enough peaceful 3 meals a day to feed you your entire life
spring cairn
look at this fat fuck
Orkus what
late osprey
play the soothing music, the boy's hungry!
crisp heath
Fantasy orks and orks have the same biology too
spring cairn
i've seen worse, he can shrug it off
late osprey
its probably because the first man to discover orks had black as a last name
sorta like a land raider situation
crisp heath
It means black in Spanish lmao
queen laurel
what does it say exactly?
crisp heath
I'm pretty sure that's where it originated then was turned into something hateful
queen laurel
dusk patrol
My honest reaction
queen laurel
when he basically lost faith his war band's equipments and groups genuinely became less effective
crisp heath
I wish I didn't see that
late osprey
very interesting stuff
storm jungle
STOP ARGUING ABOUT ORKS
late osprey
but i feel like this can be reconciled by the fact that the ork is being superstitious?
storm jungle
THEY WORK ON LOONEY TUNES LOGIC
dusk patrol
That man has an HBO show coming soon btw
storm jungle
IM GOING INSAAAAANE
spring cairn
do they make that sound when they run ?
queen laurel
STOP ARGUING ABOUT ORKS
I AIN'T LOZIN
spring cairn
you know the one
dusk patrol
do they make that sound when they run ?
spring cairn
queen laurel
but i feel like this can be reconciled by the fact that the ork is being superst...
ork gestalt fields are psychic so a war boss losing faith to himself can definitely affect the rest of his boyz
spring cairn
the mighty ork charge
raven stone
Wait wait wait
Gazhgkull frigging LOSING gork and mork!?
dusk patrol
That's just disrespectful
You can’t talk about him that way he’s a captain now!
raven stone
Wot da Hel
queen laurel
Wait wait wait
Gazhgkull frigging LOSING gork and mork!?
Ghaz is basically the biggest ork in the universe right now
so he is expected to live up to that
crisp heath
Sopranoes best show ever made
Everytime I watxh that I see something new
The psychology behind it is all real and its about how tonys a manipulative socio path
dusk patrol
I’m pretty sure it’s about gabagool
There’s all this stupid mafia drama bullshit around that
But the gabagool is the key to it
storm jungle
the Emperor whacked Horus because he had AIDS???
crisp heath
Gabagool isn't even what it's actually called in real life haha
There's no such thing
spring cairn
the Emperor is the reason Horus has AIDS????
storm jungle
god I love this scene so much
i think it doesnt beat when they went to italy but god
"I cant wait to see my home country"
Literally act like foreign tourists
storm jungle
GRAVY GRAVY???
crisp heath
I love the bit with Chrissy and Pauly and the interior decorater that killed 16 chechens
"His house looked like shit"
crisp heath
Or when paulie goes to the psychic
storm jungle
I LOVE how sopranos actually has paranormal elements in it
storm jungle
it legit makes it even more creepy sometimes
crisp heath
The therapy is all real too
storm jungle
i got no idea how anyone could say this guy was taking "guesses" and being right, he literally fucking couldnt know half the shit he told paulie lol
crisp heath
And how sociopaths use it to their advantage
storm jungle
Yep, best part of the show honestly
Melfi tried all she could but at the end of the day Tony just simply didnt want to change
crisp heath
Yes!!! Finally someone who agrees
dusk patrol
Vito giving up on his gay New Hampshire dream town and fire fighter boyfriend to go definitely die horribly in New Jersey cause he can’t stand to work one honest day is probably my favorite joke.
crisp heath
Everyone likes the crime I'm more into the dreams and deeper meaning of it all
storm jungle
thats the thing with these gansters, they can never work an honest thing, they will always somehow go back
dusk patrol
Yeah they’re all leeches
dusk patrol
Same with Chris and giving up Ade cause he doesn’t wanna be a normal schmuck
crisp heath
Off of his chest
storm jungle
its like the uhhh Goodfellas guy IRL, he literally got kicked out of witness protection for being an asshole criminal still after all he did.
And then all he could do was go on podcasts, get drunk and talk about how miserable his life was so he could get paid for these cameos.
Id say its sad but at the end of the day it was his fault
crisp heath
Nah so Chris would have been killed aswell if he didn't tell tony
dusk patrol
Eating their buddies food when he's in a coma
I mean let’s be real that’s just common sense
dusk patrol
I mean he wasn’t gonna eat it anytime soon
crisp heath
I mean he wasn't coming out of said coma but
storm jungle
coulda shoved some in his mouth
crisp heath
Still the second his wife left
storm jungle
just incase
dusk patrol
Maybe if he’d invested in salads more he wouldn’t have gotten his brain caved in
storm jungle
OOF
crisp heath
They all started stuffing there faces
storm jungle
yeah they are all pieces of shit
dusk patrol
storm jungle
im so glad Chase never dramatizes that stuff
crisp heath
Paulie survived cause he's loyal to no one
storm jungle
the fact that he actively makes episodes to remind people how awful these people are is what made me respect him as a director
crisp heath
Everyone else dies
storm jungle
Everyone else dies
One of the reasons why i stop at S4
it legit gets way too depressing for me
especially with the Junior stuff
crisp heath
Oh yeah it gets heavy
storm jungle
i cant bear watching that
crisp heath
Especially w Ralph
storm jungle
Yep, like i mean for rewatches obvs
crisp heath
The horse and the girl then it starts w the beef w philly
sacred bluff
Boardwalk empire best HBO show 😤
storm jungle
him killing Tracey always gets me
storm jungle
Boardwalk empire best HBO show 😤
eyyy good one
crisp heath
I couldn't stand board walk tbh
storm jungle
LMAO
dusk patrol
Everyone else dies
Wdym, Tony lives
sacred bluff
I couldn't stand board walk tbh
You have no taste
crisp heath
I found it kinda edgy
storm jungle
is it because that animal Blundetto 
dusk patrol
They just fucked up the tape and didn’t bother fixing it for the finale
storm jungle
They just fucked up the tape and didn’t bother fixing it for the finale
I love how Chase let it slip like a year ago that Tony dies and just went "Oh fuck sakes"
dusk patrol
It’s symbolism for how fucking done writing for the Sopranos Chase was
storm jungle
relatable ngl
late osprey
i saw the adriana killing as a kid and it was burnt into my mind
crisp heath
No the screen goes black cause sill when he was at the restaurant w the other mobster who got hit sill couldn't even hear the gun go off he just had blood on his face and went deaf
storm jungle
OOF
Adriana's death is uncomfortable as hell yeah
as ever going from kissing you on the cheek one minute to blowing your brains out the next
crisp heath
There telling you you can't even hear it happening
There saying it just goes to black
storm jungle
No the screen goes black cause sill when he was at the restaurant w the other mo...
Nah yeah tony dying has never been disputed
its mostly for smartmasses to "theorize"
dusk patrol
Steven Van Zandt kept crying when they were trying to do the scene
crisp heath
And the people walking into the diner have italy pins, Philly also has like 100 cousins
storm jungle
Steven Van Zandt kept crying when they were trying to do the scene
Man
knowing how nice he is IRL I cant blame him
Adriana's actress does a great job with it too
dusk patrol
He doesn’t have too many other really mean scenes
storm jungle
Yeah hes mostly as the smart side-man
dusk patrol
Mostly he just slaps his hooores
crisp heath
Adrian's death was sad
crisp heath
Yeah
crisp heath
She was playing w fire
dusk patrol
She weren’t smaht
storm jungle
She was a HOOAH
dusk patrol
The whole FBI thing for example
storm jungle
The FBI are comically incompetent but i guess it adds to the realism a bit lol
crisp heath
Christopher is a like example of the new generation nit being the same as the old
dusk patrol
If she’d have talked to Kwistofah they could have just lawyered her up
crisp heath
If that makes sense he's the death of the mafia
storm jungle
well it kinda was
crisp heath
How the new lot have no loyaltys ect no honor
late osprey
the main difference was the drugs, really
like dilara says they weren't really different characters at all
dusk patrol
Tbh as much as it works for the plot and I get it, her just immediately going with the Feds without a lawyer was always a big stretch to me, she’s not a babe in the woods with the mob life or how to do that stuff
late osprey
just new generations loved their drugs
crisp heath
The old gangsters where way more brutal the new lot are money motivated
storm jungle
it had a lot of factors, some ex-mafia guys explain it really well but the main core of the "issue" was always that these guys are scumbags
crisp heath
From like his dad cutting of the butchers finger that owed him money
storm jungle
Yeaaah
Junior says it at the whole start of the series too
their age is basically over
dusk patrol
crisp heath
Omg u inow junior killed his brother
In the movie he laughs at him for tripping over
So junior has him wacked
storm jungle
LMAO
dusk patrol
Nah Livia did that
crisp heath
No ir was junior
dusk patrol
Junior just put him out of his misery
crisp heath
When tony goes to the home to talk to him
storm jungle
I legit cannot watch his scenes
sacred bluff
it really was
crisp heath
Another good show u guys may like is Mr in-between
storm jungle
YOOOO
crisp heath
It's about Australian crime
dusk patrol
also good makeup work
Yeah it’s crazy how they made him look like he had both eyes for that final scene
crisp heath
Good ol ray
sacred bluff
Another good show u guys may like is Mr in-between
That show has a better rating on rottem tomatoes than the wire
storm jungle
Great example of a show gone too soon
storm jungle
That show has a better rating on rottem tomatoes than the wire
I think its not worth the comparison, both are great
crisp heath
The wire was good but I can't watxh that again
crisp heath
That was fkn heavy man
late osprey
You have seen nothing better than Breaking Bad, except maybe the Wire.
sacred bluff
late osprey
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/bxzfI.gif
late osprey
You will tell all of your friends to watch Breaking Bad.
crisp heath
I think sopranoes is better than breaking bad or actually better Call saul
storm jungle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLqYbr0XvG8
my favorite scene in the show
"Wait so Jack just fucking murders and steals from the Giant? What kind of kids story is this?"
sacred bluff
I think its not worth the comparison, both are great
I don't try to compare it, I use it as an example for people who want to know a good show to watch and The Wire is overall one of the best around to use
dusk patrol
The Wire is probably my favorite show ever
storm jungle
The Wire is probably my favorite show ever
Also true
and remember Sopranos is like
the grandfather of crime-thriller tv
sacred bluff
I liked the Leftovers
storm jungle
its the LOTR of fantasy or Dune of sci-fi
dusk patrol
Natural po-lice
crisp heath
Yeah true that there all really good shows
sacred bluff
When it comes to HBO
dusk patrol
The show with McNulty and Bunk going over the crime scene just saying fuck over and over
Peak
crisp heath
Lol even curb your enthusiasm is good
sacred bluff
THat wasn't peak
crisp heath
Shiiiieeeeeet
sacred bluff
Omar and brother mouzoune is peak
dusk patrol
The best scene is when uh
crisp heath
sacred bluff
He wasn't a great addition
dusk patrol
He’s a cartoon character
sacred bluff
But his confrontation with Omar was great
crisp heath
Marlo
dusk patrol
It is fun
storm jungle
He’s a cartoon character
not to dispute that like most politicians dont act like this but i agree lol
sacred bluff
Fuck Marlo
crisp heath
Marlos the next king pin most likely
He takes over the brothers
Muscles them out using that girl that uses the nail guns to kill people
dusk patrol
Marlo going back to the street after being gone for like a few months and nobody remembers him is hilarious
crisp heath
He's the scariest tho
dusk patrol
He is but he’s an idiot
storm jungle
Marlos the next king pin most likely
Nah man theres only one Kingpin
dusk patrol
He’s not sustainable
crisp heath
The series ends w him getting rid of Omar tho and taking over doesn't it? It's been years since iv seen it
crisp heath
Bubbles
dusk patrol
The series ends w him getting rid of Omar tho and taking over doesn't it? It's b...
No, he’s forgotten
He’s lost his crew
sacred bluff
He was forgotten because he wasn't respected
crisp heath
Even how it goes into like the politics and that shows all sides of the drug trade from street level to corporate corrution
U know alot of thar show actually happened in Baltimore
crisp heath
They actually did that thing where they took dealers to abandoned streets and let them sell
There's a series called the city's mine with the guy who plays the punisher about the corruption in the Baltimore police dept
dusk patrol
Yeah
The Marlo actor plays a good cop
Fucking weird as shit
He’s also in Bosche as the main dudes partner
crisp heath
Bizzare when you see actors playing completely different roles
And pulling it off too
Another good show gone to soon is mindhunter
It's about the creation of behavioral science in the fbi using profiling to work out how killers tick
We were supposed to get a season 3 about the Btk killer but covid happened
This is another show that can be a bit heavy especially in the scenes of the killers
But it's not like I saw the devil kind of messed up
That movie really messed me up worse than Martyrs French version
Wish I never saw those films tbh lol
Kinda movies that make you physically feel ill
outer wave
Hell yeah
rose thorn
outer wave
That is a lot of clan rats
rose thorn
shout out to the deathmaster lmao
crisp heath
rose thorn
opens rule book
read
wait a second, i cant read
suddnely can not understand a single word
queen laurel
*suddnely can not understand a single word*
Mags for the love of god please stop praying too much with the bad moon you are on the loon sauce
Way too much
arctic talon
*opens rule book*
*read*
wait a second, i cant read
Me after I drink too much
crystal forum
drinking makes you feel productive but also too stupid to realize you can't be
rocky gale
green loom
Why does she look like Orban
arctic talon
She just does that
green loom
tight stratus
Can a genestealer cult theoretically fall out with another?
Like Christianity or Islam isn't just "Islam" or "Christianity" There are sects within it, i.e catholics, mormons, jehovahs witnesses. Or for Islam its Sunni / Shia (And obviously they vastly dont agree, will not associate with each other, hate each other)
I know there are multiple clans but do they all just get along because their goals are pretty one note?
tight stratus
Okay interesting
built this today and it came to me as a question
my first big build for a newbie like me
storm jungle
Keep in mind tho it tends to happen with like usually cults from seperate planets
since a planetary cult tends to be under 1 patriarch
tight stratus
Yes when I was looking through the Lexicanum I noticed that all these cults had their own names but also, their own planets
storm jungle
Yeah all cults just do their own thing mostly
sacred bluff
nuh uh 
rose thorn
I think there was like, once instance of a planet have 2 cults
I know cults can join together if one is missing it’s patriarch
Unless the cult goes insane
storm jungle
Yeah its extremely "it depends"
rose thorn
since a planetary cult tends to be under 1 patriarch
Necromunda is a huge exception lmao
storm jungle
genestealer cult "what ifs" are like really varied lol
storm jungle
Necromunda is a huge exception lmao
yeah Malstrains are a seperate case
rose thorn
Hell even outside that
rose thorn
There’s like 4 cults
arctic talon
Special lol
sly ivy
But still no case in lore of a cult’s going rogue, deciding it doesn’t want to be part of The Many
arctic talon
Do 5th gens suffer from incest?
sly ivy
Like the whole cult including the stealers
arctic talon
But still no case in lore of a cult’s going rogue, deciding it doesn’t want to b...
Nah
If a GSC turns on the hive fleet
The purestrain fight them
sly ivy
is the patriarch always in contact with the hive mind?
I have no clue about Gsc lore
arctic talon
No
arctic talon
Genestealers and patriarch are separate till the hivefleet comes
sly ivy
No patriarch ever has been like fuck this shit
sly ivy
What kinda xeno centipede shit
arctic talon
What if I conjoined two patriarchs and put it/them on a planet
I’d assume one of them would kill the other
spare osprey
Hmmmmmm
I kinda wanna do it but you’re right, gotta rationalize them not merking one another
dusk patrol
What if I conjoined two patriarchs and put it/them on a planet
It becomes Highlander: 40,000
Genestealers edition
young pecan
Humans: I hate you die
"ok im gonna eat you"
Humans: I love you please embrace me as one of your own
"ok im gonna eat you"
arctic talon
Humans: I hate you die
"ok im gonna eat you"
Humans: I love you please embrace m...
The type of shit going through 4th gen gsc when they see their kids/hj
Does anyone know if Ordo Hereticus has access to terminator armor
Or is it only malleus
storm jungle
No patriarch ever has been like fuck this shit
thats like an ant deciding to not work for the colony anymore
it doesnt work that way lol
Genestealers do have enough of an intelligence/autonomy to escape before a world gets eaten sometimes tho to leave the planet and just start all over again but thats more its genetic programming talking
some are happy to just dive back into the biopool to be recycled
spare osprey
it doesnt work that way lol
Yeah but what if I had like a little child give the patriarch a name and his heart grew seven times
storm jungle
Does anyone know if Ordo Hereticus has access to terminator armor
Inquisitors can get anything the plot requires them to
they are basically "your OC" so lol
arctic talon
Inquisitors can get anything the plot requires them to
Okay true
storm jungle
Yeah again they work on mafia city logic
spare osprey
Just don’t give them a heavenfall blade plz
storm jungle
if you got high Level, high XP, high popularity you can get most of everything
just expect some to be bitchy
storm jungle
Just don’t give them a heavenfall blade plz
LMAOOO
god sakes
💀
also excuse me
she isnt an Inquisitor
Shes an Inquisitor Rogue Trader Knight Pilot
spare osprey
Forgeworld knight pilot too
rose thorn
Then he’ll did I miss
spare osprey
She married an eldar Corsair too, and then they had a T. rex fuck a wraith knight
Like wth
arctic talon
Just don’t give them a heavenfall blade plz
What
storm jungle
One of the most disgusting characters ive ever seen in the 40k OC fandom
spare osprey
It’s so bad
rose thorn
LMAO
storm jungle
Jesus lol
storm jungle
what makes me mad is like
arctic talon
They’re so fucking heavy
spare osprey
Also what’s with all the dual barrels bro
storm jungle
you CAN give your Inquisitor OP shit without going this far lol
dusk patrol
Does anyone know if Ordo Hereticus has access to terminator armor
You know the answer to this smh
spare osprey
Dual wrist mounted plasma guns (fuck you that’s my thing) and dual inferno pistol
rose thorn
Is that plasma storm bolsters?
arctic talon
Also what’s with all the dual barrels bro
It’s based on the blood angel wrist mounted thing
storm jungle
Also what’s with all the dual barrels bro
He has a fucking picture of a eldar "shotgun" that is literally a KSG
arctic talon
But those are singles
dusk patrol
Dual wrist mounted plasma guns (fuck you that’s my thing) and dual inferno pisto...
No because that’s not cool it’s just lame
dusk patrol
It has to be cool to pass the sniff test
storm jungle
The rule with Inquisitors/Rogue Traders is always give them 1 or 2 OP items
arctic talon
At least the art is cool
storm jungle
for example my Inquisitor has a device that can turn a sphere around him/whoever is in it back in time
(the downside is this gives him brain damage lol)
dusk patrol
Just make it a inferno pistol and plasma pistol in either hand cause asymmetry is sexy
arctic talon
I still feel like I’m having a stroke reading it
arctic talon
Just make it a inferno pistol and plasma pistol in either hand cause asymmetry i...
Real
storm jungle
I still feel like I’m having a stroke reading it
You should
arctic talon
for example my Inquisitor has a device that can turn a sphere around him/whoever...
Just a little bit of brain damage
storm jungle
inkary is defending the design in the comments too, its awful
spare osprey
I still feel like I’m having a stroke reading it
Again, they have marine organs too
dusk patrol
A minor case of major brain damage
storm jungle
legit tho like
i was shocked to see imaginarywarhammer users actually saying this is garbage
they usually just go "WAOW THIS IS BADASS"
spare osprey
inkary is defending the design in the comments too, its awful
Like Inkary’s stuff is good, but god the lore is bad
storm jungle
Like Inkary’s stuff is good, but god the lore is bad
Inka is good its more that baron is her sugardaddy lol
spare osprey
Mhm
spare osprey
I DO think her necron pariah stuff is weird
arctic talon
What sort of weird
dusk patrol
They fucking clap like seals for Tyberos being Primarch seized and looking like a mall ninja dressed him
storm jungle
Like fetish weird or just
Hes a furry
spare osprey
Necron lord having them as a harem weird
storm jungle
so he has some weirder private stuff inka doesnt post lol
arctic talon
Necron lord having them as a harem weird
Okay so fetish weird
rose thorn
for example my Inquisitor has a device that can turn a sphere around him/whoever...
Someone did something similar to a hive city in necromunda and it literally erased them from existence
storm jungle
REAL.
spare osprey
Like these are tortured and mutilated human soulless ppl, and they rubbin on that old robo man like THAT
Aw hell nah
spare osprey
God I forgot about the multiple ordos
storm jungle
you do realise you can make your Inquisitor enhanced as a space marine without stealing marine organs right
spare osprey
Also yeah, where is the mechandrite?
arctic talon
Hector Rex
storm jungle
like... gene-editing is a thing
dusk patrol
you *do* realise you can make your Inquisitor enhanced as a space marine without...
Tbf we also all agreed Hector Rex is kinda dumb
storm jungle
Tbf we also all agreed Hector Rex is kinda dumb
He is dumb but like
you got two options
arctic talon
He’s cool
dusk patrol
He has a good look
storm jungle
being genetically enhanced
sword blessed by the emperor / personally met him
dusk patrol
And that’s where it ends
storm jungle
His bad ideas are thankfully like 1%
Like I got an Inquisitor OC whos been around since the War of the Beast and not even he has met Big E
(hes also trapped in a mecha-casket but thats another story)
arctic talon
The flesh is weak
dusk patrol
I’m glad you showed some restraint there
I’m sure that was hard, not making him Auditore Imperator
Ugh
arctic talon
Fun design, goes extremely hard
storm jungle
🙏 thaaaaanks
one of the most annoying to design things ive gotten lol
thank fuck the artist can improv
languid meadow
That's cool as fuck but I'm so sorry every time I see I get ultrakill image flashbangs
storm jungle
robot brainrot
spare osprey
thank fuck the artist can improv
Who did that shit?
storm jungle
ElizBeez, a good friend of mine
arctic talon
robot brainrot
You will be subjected to the space program
storm jungle
arctic talon
ElizBeez, a good friend of mine
Cool
storm jungle
UAAAGH-
glossy pivot
how effective is this bone head implant?
storm jungle
if you wanna comm her at some point lemme know i can set you up
arctic talon
how effective is this bone head implant?
It makes them smarter
It’s like pretty effective
dusk patrol
It depends on the Ogryn too
storm jungle
Also that yeah
It makes them smart "enough"
an ogryn is realistically in-universe better off learning shit themselves
and uhh not have an oven attached to their skull but what do I know
arctic talon
and uhh not have an oven attached to their skull but what do I know
Microwaved brain cells are emergency rations
storm jungle
dusk patrol
Makes their head even stronger
Good for head butting
Plus chance of electrical and fire damage to the enemy
spare osprey
Named this guy btw, thank you to the nerds who made the tau language lexicon
Shas'el T'au'n Rhen'na Nan
arctic talon
Shas'el T'au'n Rhen'na Nan
Cool name
arctic talon
Neat
spare osprey
(I say it’s cause he doesn’t like using mechs but it’s cause I wanna show off his scar)
opaque coyote
It makes them smart "enough"
Honestly a headcanon I have is that Ogryns actually have suppressed intellect.
Basically something in their biology restricts them to use their brain.
Like the stupid "we only use 10% of our brain" misconception
Since there are cases of the BONE implant malfunctioning actually making them smarter
storm jungle
Honestly a headcanon I have is that Ogryns actually have suppressed intellect.
...
Its not even a headcannon its more just ogryn lore is really dated.
opaque coyote
And of course, there's an Ogryn who literally got shot in the head and became smarter because of it
storm jungle
since it mostly spawns from "haha mentally dumb person = comedy"
opaque coyote
since it mostly spawns from "haha mentally dumb person = comedy"
Tbf that is
Timeless
On some level anyways
storm jungle
Almost yeah
i prefer the brute archetype to be dumb because they just dont read
(relatable)
dusk patrol
Laati I know we’ve had this conversation before
opaque coyote
But what the line is in between "haha that is stupid" and "why are you making fun of the mentally disabled" shifts
rose thorn
Lmao
dusk patrol
Laati is an Ogryn
rose thorn
Looks like AOS is taking the daemons in trh divorce, Karanak is only on the AOS page on the store
rose thorn
40K got blue scribes AOS got karanak
arctic talon
*behind khorne's brass shed*
Karnak is gona get turned into a weapon 💀
rose thorn
No one should have soul grinders
crystal forum
i saw somebody dressed as a tyranid at the furcon i'm at
storm jungle
BASED
crystal forum
i thought this would be interesting
crystal forum
no
crystal forum
crystal forum
idk what nid names are
storm jungle
describe it
storm jungle
a warrior?
crystal forum
yes
arctic talon
The Tyranidsona inqusitor one
storm jungle
LOL
arctic talon
Where he shows it to the grey knight
spring cairn
i say this to furries to piss them off
spring cairn
it works tho
storm jungle
damn thats messed up....
spring cairn
if that don work i can always say "it has hair on top of fur, that's dumb i don't like it"
spring cairn
no
storm jungle
yes
spring cairn
i'm not portuguese
storm jungle
we got body hair, and also hair ontop of it
you might be a furry
do you have a empire griffinsona
arctic talon
I need more of the noble house minis
spring cairn
dude, the 2 strand of hair you have in between your asscheeks isn't fur
storm jungle
crazy 💀
storm jungle
I need more of the noble house minis
Peakmunda posting at THIS hour?
arctic talon
Now I’m wondering
How bad the hang overs are
For like the reality shitty alcohol the imperium produces Enmass
spring cairn
probably like vodka
storm jungle
^
arctic talon
Vodka isn’t that bad
spring cairn
spoken like a true alcoholic
dusk patrol
you do realize them being humanoid is intended right
Damn I thought they did it by accident
storm jungle
Damn I thought they did it by accident
just ask our ancestors
arctic talon
spoken like a true alcoholic
Please I’m a college student
storm jungle
arctic talon
Not an alcoholic
dusk patrol
Forunately I'm just a AI program running off a script
vagrant fox
My great-grandpa and grandpa used to drink the alcohol out of compasses and some cleaning stuff and I imagine they had the worst hangovers known to man
vagrant fox
alcoholics, state run monopoly on alcohol that limits how much you can get
arctic talon
My great-grandpa and grandpa used to drink the alcohol out of compasses and some...
Oh my god lol
vagrant fox
They'd go through the weekly 3 bottles in a day
vagrant fox
regardless, I imagine 40k hangovers are in a similar calibre
vagrant fox
at this point, that 40k art subreddit is 90% porn alt advertising and a cool picture here and there
arctic talon
regardless, I imagine 40k hangovers are in a similar calibre
I’d assume the nicer stuff is not awful
storm jungle
at this point, that 40k art subreddit is 90% porn alt advertising and a cool pic...
^
Its just trash imo
dusk patrol
at this point, that 40k art subreddit is 90% porn alt advertising and a cool pic...
Guys, what if faction but massive tits
dusk patrol
Tau fans when you tell them that Tau women barely have hair, don't have boobs, or ass, or look anything like humans.
outer wave
at this point, that 40k art subreddit is 90% porn alt advertising and a cool pic...
Bu--but muscle women!!
arctic talon
Shadow sun is apparently very attractive by tau cultural standards
opaque coyote
Guys, what if *faction* but massive tits
The holy tiddy
vagrant fox
I saw one post recently of a scarred repentia but her huge and barely covered milkers were immaculate and it was the funniest thing
dusk patrol
Barely if so
arctic talon
Akshully
opaque coyote
Also Tau do have breasts
I mean aren't they partially based off of bovines?
storm jungle
I saw one post recently of a scarred repentia but her huge and barely covered mi...
"Wow I wonder why GW nerf-censored the repentia"
the gooners in question
dusk patrol
Also Tau do have breasts
arctic talon
Lewis jones repentia in art are still my favorite design
opaque coyote
"Wow I wonder why GW nerf-censored the repentia"
Honestly more importantly why TF do they shave their heads
storm jungle
to be fair
dusk patrol
Scary BDSM
arctic talon
The barbed wire stuff
storm jungle
his "design" is literally
arctic talon
Goes hard as fuck
storm jungle
Honestly more importantly why TF do they shave their heads
penance thing, some dont shave
opaque coyote
>make it fucking gory
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
dusk patrol
Honestly more importantly why TF do they shave their heads
Hair is stupid in a warzone especially if you're not bathing a ton
sacred bluff
Khorne DEF would have had late fees for Blockbuster
opaque coyote
penance thing, some dont shave
Imperial Penance guidelines
-Make sure I can use your head as a mirror
-Strip naked
-Wield massive chainsword
-Have fun
dusk patrol
They're dirty dirty girls
opaque coyote
Imperial Penance guidelines
-Make sure I can use your head as a mirror
-Strip ...
So decrees the Emperor
arctic talon
dusk patrol
Seriously, she probably smells like last weeks roadkill.
sacred bluff
anyway so lets make their squad leader a lady with whips-
Go on....
opaque coyote
anyway so lets make their squad leader a lady with whips-
Imagining the leader abusing them by using their bald heads as bongos
arctic talon
Shadowsun is considered pretty by fire caste beauty standards
storm jungle
Imagining the leader abusing them by using their bald heads as bongos
They even retconned her name too btw
arctic talon
But I’m not sure what those beauty standards are
spring cairn
woops
storm jungle
something you wanna tell the class?
opaque coyote
Seriously, she probably smells like last weeks roadkill.
PoV: You are literally just a random hiver in a war and you see this shit
dusk patrol
https://tenor.com/view/hi-deniz-deniz-gif-23653159
spring cairn
maybe they rate each others based on how much they smell like tuna or some shit
the taus
not the asians
dusk patrol
dusk patrol
Like cow but blue
spring cairn
damn
opaque coyote
Y'know my favorite and least favorite part about the repentant shit is the Repenta Engines
I find the usual version where they expose the person's full body kinda stupid.
The version where they're basically stuck in a fucking Iron Maiden is peak 40k though and should've been the default
arctic talon
They have some weird like
spring cairn
they smell
vagrant fox
I reckon they have a stank like ferrets do
arctic talon
Pheromone stuff going on
Their “noses” are also sensitive
Only the most critical info from elemental council
arctic talon
Idk
spring cairn
when they catch a cold
crystal forum
i genuinely find tau faces gross
arctic talon
Good
crystal forum
the no nose thing kills it for me
arctic talon
They’re meant to look weird
opaque coyote
Y'know my favorite and least favorite part about the repentant shit is the Repen...
Like I get why. They're essentially sending them to a suicide mission. Die for the Emperor and all that.
But I think any random Xenos/Daemon/etc. Would probably just...
Shoot them and a bunch of expensive machinery would immediately become inert.
vagrant fox
I wish the Tau were more alien but alas
dapper gyro
Another fetish for chat to discover.
opaque coyote
Like I get why. They're essentially sending them to a suicide mission. Die for t...
Like would it really count as penance if you immediately get shot down by a sniper and now the fucking exoskeleton is inert
vagrant fox
4 fingers, weird facial structure, hooves
it's not enough, make it weirder
opaque coyote
They have to go up and replace it with another repentant heretic
storm jungle
Like I get why. They're essentially sending them to a suicide mission. Die for t...
its cool-factor over functionality
vagrant fox
What you don't have faith in the Emperor to protect your body?
storm jungle
I DO agree repentia engines are dumb
but their job is being shock-mechs
do some damage and then die essentially
opaque coyote
its cool-factor over functionality
Again. I think the Iron Maiden version of the Repentia Engine is better in terms of the universe
Since the person is stuck in what's essentially a fucking Iron Maiden
storm jungle
they work better as they are now aka an alternative and "worse" punishment
since with that its reserved for the "worst" of the worst
dapper gyro
do some damage and then die essentially
But practically, they would die before doing any damage.
dusk patrol
They're not supposed to be good at keeping the person alive.
dapper gyro
But of course, it is 40k....
dusk patrol
They're also very fast and do a good job keeping them alive.
storm jungle
But practically, they would die before doing any damage.
Depends on the enemy
dusk patrol
Despite their exposure.
storm jungle
if its rabble factions like orks/chaos etc it works better
opaque coyote
Since the person is stuck in what's essentially a fucking Iron Maiden
- Painful
- "Oh Emperor please kill me"
- Actually have the opportunity to do some damage instead of being shot by some random Heretic with a lasgun
storm jungle
if its like some actuall smart faction tho yeah that engine will be dead by like 1 mile
lol
opaque coyote
It's the best of both worlds!
storm jungle
anyway chat argue about this further, I need entertainment...
dapper gyro
I think the orks can just throw a rock to the repentia face and the engine is done...
dusk patrol
What he said
dapper gyro
anyway chat argue about this further, I need entertainment... <:staregryn:102208...
Yes mistress.
opaque coyote
I think the orks can just throw a rock to the repentia face and the engine is do...
Tbf they're on drugs so they wouldn't become inert due to being knocked out
But again, like I said, Lasgun
To body
Death
dapper gyro
I cast rock to your face so you can repent.
opaque coyote
Like I usually hesitate to say this because I know how stupid the Imperium is supposed to be. But it's too...
Grimderp for me
dapper gyro
Let's go, trigger Dilara up.
arctic talon
Yes mistress.
Bro thinks he’s in the schola progenium
storm jungle
Let's go, trigger Dilara up.
Im watching the new spiderman show on the side
opaque coyote
Im watching the new spiderman show on the side <:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
The one where the guy mistakenly said that it isn't woke or something
spring cairn
le slop au chocolat
arctic talon
How many interrogators do you think grendyl has
dusk patrol
At least one
vagrant fox
man I found the repentia art, it's worst than I remember. Cool eviscerator, cool concept, scars across the entire body, perfectly untouched huge breasts with barely covered nipples
For shame
dapper gyro
Tbf they're on drugs so they wouldn't become inert due to being knocked out
Ork throwing rock is like orgryn throwing boulder.
vagrant fox
Fuck that woman up some more
spring cairn
delicious
storm jungle
The one where the guy mistakenly said that it isn't woke or something
it has black people in it
dusk patrol
Do what to her?
dapper gyro
Bro thinks he’s in the schola progenium
I had a long damned day, let me have some fun.
arctic talon
Ok
dapper gyro
how many times has spiderman given birth to himself now
What?
plush mason
https://tenor.com/view/choco_fish-gif-25946991
burn bleed
sly ivy
thats like an ant deciding to not work for the colony anymore
There’s a conflict here. An ant has a 0ish chance of consciously rebelling because its brain is too simple even to understand the concept. And still there will be some mutant ants who aren’t properly responsive to pheromones etc. But a Genestealer Patriarch has a giant, complex brain — bigger than a human’s. Anything with advanced cognition in that way is going to have a chance of being defective in a way that makes it go rogue.
storm jungle
There’s a conflict here. An ant has a 0ish chance of consciously rebelling becau...
It would require an abnormality for that to happen which we see proven with things like the Malstarins from Munda.
We also got even more intelligent creatures like Lictors who are "trusted" to be vanguard organism that never go rogue in any capacity.
sly ivy
Right yeah.
sly ivy
And yes but one thinks that it probably does happen