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dusk patrol
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Follow up: Why not

arctic talon
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Seal clubbing is

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Something interesting to me

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I get why they do it but also

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Baby seals are so cute

dusk patrol
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It is needed to cull the population

crystal forum
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i never truly considered seal clubbing

arctic talon
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Yeah

dusk patrol
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Maybe it’s your real calling Jay

crystal forum
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because seals live very far away from me eternal

dusk patrol
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Maybe you’ve been missing out this whole time

vagrant fox
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I knew a Canadian who said he had, but he also smuggled drugs and did cocaine while we played csgo

dusk patrol
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Ok then drive

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Smh

crystal forum
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ok

dapper gyro
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Join the Canadian Rangers and you get to seal clubbing for free.

dusk patrol
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It does feel like something where it would get annoying and I’d be thinking “why can’t we just shoot them?”

dusk patrol
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Just do fly bys with a chopper

vagrant fox
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Even the perfidious Inuits in Greenland just shot the seals smh

dusk patrol
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Clubbing them to death?

arctic talon
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Because if you bash the poor things skull in with one swing it presumably dies instantly

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Big IF

dapper gyro
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Yes, they do.

dusk patrol
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Gotta start the kids clubbing young

dapper gyro
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They use like a pick axe, it is a 1 hit kill.

dusk patrol
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You need to make sure you get your stealth bonuses though

crisp heath
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What? The inuit club seals too

vagrant fox
dapper gyro
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Yes

crisp heath
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They have a special club/hook made for it

rose thorn
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Hey how do udnerwater guns work????

dusk patrol
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Oh man

rose thorn
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Idk who to ask

dusk patrol
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I’m such a pussy, I couldn’t

arctic talon
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And aren’t normal weapons

dusk patrol
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Ugh

crystal forum
# rose thorn Hey how do udnerwater guns work????

The APS underwater assault rifle (Russian: Автомат Подводный Специальный, romanized: Avtomat Podvodny Spetsialnyy, lit. 'Special Underwater Assault Rifle') is an underwater firearm designed by the Soviet Union in the early 1970s. It was adopted in 1975. Made by the Tula Arms Plant (Тульский Оружейный Завод, Tul'skiy Oruzheynyy Zavod) in Russia, ...

vagrant fox
rose thorn
dusk patrol
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God it’s so comically sinister looking

crisp heath
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Ohhh probably more humane but tbh I would think the club would be a faster kill

dapper gyro
jade holly
crisp heath
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It's for the hunters to not feel bad

dusk patrol
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Idk a round to the skull

sly ivy
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Lmao

dusk patrol
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Probably does the same job

sly ivy
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Good for digestion

crisp heath
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It's illegal in Nz some guy went to prison for doing it not long ago

vagrant fox
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I remember living in an apartment building and the guy above us was a hunter who'd hang his seal kills out on the balcony
The blood would drip down on us

arctic talon
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It’s only done in Canada for population control reasons

crystal forum
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seal tastes good btw

crystal forum
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i tried some prepared by inuit buddies

arctic talon
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Is it comparable to any meats you’ve had before

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Or is it special

dusk patrol
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The blubber and stuff is really good

vagrant fox
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Better than shark for sure

sly ivy
crystal forum
vagrant fox
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Greenland sharks are just full of piss

arctic talon
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We eat so much trash lol

crisp heath
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We taste like pork

arctic talon
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We do

crystal forum
arctic talon
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Long pork

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Lul

crisp heath
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We are the most similar to pork

dapper gyro
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You guys tried it?

dusk patrol
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Too many chemicals

arctic talon
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Human? No

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Shark yes

dusk patrol
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Elite

dapper gyro
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Human I mean

dusk patrol
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You monster

arctic talon
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My grandmother forced me to

crystal forum
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you can just eat a person who's going to stop you

arctic talon
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And then I cried

crisp heath
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Nah but iv read interviews w that jappenese guy who ate his backpacker roommate

arctic talon
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It was really funny

dusk patrol
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lol

crystal forum
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i eat guys all the time

dusk patrol
dapper gyro
dusk patrol
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Get it

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Cause he’s gay

crystal forum
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how could you tell

dusk patrol
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Idk it’s subtle

vagrant fox
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I vaguely recall seal tasting similar to whale, kind of like ocean flavoured game

dusk patrol
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I’m a real detective

dapper gyro
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Not that long ago, Japan was a savage land.

arctic talon
crisp heath
dapper gyro
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I tasted dolphin before...

dusk patrol
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Whale was pretty good yeah. I’ve had that.

crisp heath
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They also are pediphiles

crystal forum
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crocodile is chewy

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of course in florida

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or alligator whatever

dusk patrol
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Probably Gator?

arctic talon
dusk patrol
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Wow imagine

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Alligators are adorable

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Crocs are fucking menaces

crystal forum
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you are a certified southerner

vagrant fox
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If I could I'd try every animal

dapper gyro
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Alligator meat is not as good as crocodile from my experience.

dusk patrol
arctic talon
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The gifs hate you tonight

crystal forum
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they walk slow until they sprint

dusk patrol
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Man

crystal forum
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and they run so fast

dusk patrol
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Yeah Crocs are fast

arctic talon
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Gators are kind of cute tbh

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Crocs

dusk patrol
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Gators aren’t so bad

arctic talon
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Don’t look as cute

dapper gyro
arctic talon
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Idk why

crisp heath
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Saltwater crocodiles are awesome

crystal forum
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sigsen is tainted by clown meat

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inedible

dusk patrol
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Crocs are really cool but

vagrant fox
dusk patrol
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Scary

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Gators are just lizard puppies

arctic talon
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I like how in Tokyo ghoul human livers are considered ideal solid food for baby ghouls

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Because it’s soft

crisp heath
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In aussie they eat people

arctic talon
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And they taste sweet

dusk patrol
dapper gyro
arctic talon
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I think it would be easier to name

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What group of people historically have never eaten people

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Because it’s prolly like almost none

crisp heath
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A kid will go missing for like 3 weeks and they find it under a bank rotting , crocodiles are awesome

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I dont see that as awesome I just mean cos there dinosaurs

vagrant fox
dapper gyro
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I respect consent.

arctic talon
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Fear makes the meat taste better/j

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Genuine thing btw that some people believe

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Lol

dusk patrol
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I want what I’m eating to know they’re prey

crisp heath
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My autism flavour is dinosaurs and transformers lmao

vagrant fox
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Kind of want to watch the Hannibal cooking scenes 🤔

arctic talon
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LOL

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We gona talk about cannibalism now

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Or

dusk patrol
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It’s funny cause

crystal forum
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i wish hannibal had a scene of eating a testicle

dusk patrol
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He’s having an old friend for dinner

dapper gyro
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No no no, you guys get it all wrong.

crisp heath
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That bit off the movie where he's eating the guys brain while he's still alive staregryn

arctic talon
crisp heath
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They would be stressed wouldn't they

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The muscles would tighten up

dusk patrol
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Dude that show made the meat look so fucking good

crisp heath
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U want a relaxed kill imo

crystal forum
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remember to boil animals alive so the meat tastes better

vagrant fox
dusk patrol
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The show was wild

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The bit with him eating the dudes leg with him

dapper gyro
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Interesting

crisp heath
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Honestly I think eating human would be disgusting

vagrant fox
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I watch it like every other year because it pops

dusk patrol
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There was a article about how they got a 3 star chef to make the meals

crisp heath
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You'd have to be starving

gray umbra
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Hannibal was a good show

dusk patrol
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They had to figure out how to make them sinister looking and delicious

dapper gyro
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I feel hungry now...

arctic talon
dapper gyro
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Fk

crystal forum
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was the actor eating real human

arctic talon
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No

dusk patrol
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Yes

arctic talon
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Crazy I know

dusk patrol
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Prove me wrong

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Method acting

vagrant fox
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Prion disease is an anti cannibal myth

crisp heath
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It's makes you sick

arctic talon
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Cannibalism beyond just prions

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Isn’t good for your mental state

dapper gyro
crisp heath
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Nah Like it actually fucks w your body

dusk patrol
dapper gyro
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That's how you get mad human.

crystal forum
crisp heath
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Yeah makes alit of sense

arctic talon
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Evolutionarily

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It makes sense

dusk patrol
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Cannibals get a bad name and it’s all propaganda

crystal forum
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wolf do you know how many animals are cannibalistic

dusk patrol
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Just Big Non-Human Meat

gray umbra
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The cost of steak would go down if we ate human meat

dusk patrol
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Kicking down on the little guy

arctic talon
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Lol

gray umbra
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Theres a huge supply to meat the demand

dapper gyro
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I want to call in the FBI now, but then I remember that Im part of this............

vagrant fox
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Those Papua New Guineans were just fine 💯 💯

dusk patrol
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You’re an accessory now

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What do you think we’ve been eating this whole time

arctic talon
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I’d try human meat if it was lab grown tbh

crisp heath
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They are all emaciated w massive stomach swelling

dusk patrol
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I’d try it if the person consented and nothing wacky was done

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And I knew it was safe

crystal forum
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i will lobby my local government representative so we can have some more pro human meat into politics

dapper gyro
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Someone call mods, this chat get weird.

gray umbra
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We can solve the homeless crisis

dusk patrol
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Why can’t I sign “Cannibal donor” on my license huh?

languid meadow
vagrant fox
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I think I'd pass because I'd think about guy who consented to being eaten and they just annihilated his dick on the pan

dapper gyro
dusk patrol
vagrant fox
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Smh

crystal forum
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funniest shit ever

dapper gyro
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It is "donating for medical" stuff.

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But who knows what "medical" is?

arctic talon
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10/10

dusk patrol
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Only if I get to choose my cannibals

arctic talon
dusk patrol
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I don’t want uggos eating me

crisp heath
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Do u reckon coma patients sometimes go missing so their organs can be donated

dusk patrol
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Only sexy cannibals please

arctic talon
gray umbra
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Yes

dusk patrol
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There was a big scandal in uh

crystal forum
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they should donate organs to my stomach

dusk patrol
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I think a Latin American country

crisp heath
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Does not surprise me

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The rich get away w alot in those places

languid meadow
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you should donate your organs to me so I can sell them

dusk patrol
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But yeah it happens yeah

crisp heath
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Like it's disgusting

gray umbra
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If my career fails and i get laid off, i will become an organ harvester

dapper gyro
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Latin, South Asia, China, Africa, etc.

crystal forum
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i'm an oregon harvester

gray umbra
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I love oregano

crystal forum
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i live in oregon and im a farmer

dapper gyro
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I wish that I'm joking.

crisp heath
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There's a massive black market for it

dusk patrol
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Also China and its prisons….

crisp heath
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It's not a joke people waking up in tubs of ice with organs missing

dusk patrol
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“Glorious CCP has no organ donor waiting lists! Do not ask why!”

vagrant fox
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I heard, but don't know, that Falung Gong members are organ harvested in China because they're a weird cult and an enemy of the state

gray umbra
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Invest in subacute care facilities

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Trust

dapper gyro
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When I was young, all of the adult around me talk about that and that I have to be careful go playing alone.

crystal forum
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healthy childhood

arctic talon
dusk patrol
crystal forum
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even their steak is weird

dusk patrol
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Hehe

crisp heath
vagrant fox
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The Ghibli effect

languid meadow
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they eating sludge over there what the fuck

crystal forum
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also sushi is a meat?

arctic talon
gray umbra
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Fish is meat

dusk patrol
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A lot of it is fish for one

arctic talon
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Just not Japanese meat

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Fish is meat imo

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Seafood counts as meat

crystal forum
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aren't there sushis that dont have fish st all

dusk patrol
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Yeah

arctic talon
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Anyways the joke is

dusk patrol
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Also some that aren’t raw

arctic talon
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It’s human meat

dusk patrol
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It varies

crisp heath
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They do things like put a patty on rice w some sauce and that's a meal from a restaurant 💀

arctic talon
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Denji cooked a person into a meal

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Lol

crystal forum
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oh

dapper gyro
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Anything that is animal are meat.

crystal forum
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does it taste good

arctic talon
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Don’t you slander it

dusk patrol
arctic talon
arctic talon
crisp heath
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It looks so unappealing I have not tried it tho so I can't talk

dusk patrol
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Based

gray umbra
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A lot or japanese food is kind of meh. Its their "americanized" food that amazing

arctic talon
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It’s ||Makima after she tries to kill everyone and take over the world||

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Lol

crystal forum
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japanese food is like 8000 ways of cooking rice

arctic talon
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Rice is good

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Genuinely

dusk patrol
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Look when you don’t have a ton of food groups available

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You get creative

crisp heath
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Rice is love

crystal forum
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i knew an american who never ate rice in his life

gray umbra
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Dude asian cooking is like the same few ingredients

crisp heath
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Rive is life

gray umbra
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With slightly different ways of using them

arctic talon
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Yeah and it’s great

gray umbra
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Yeah

arctic talon
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That applies to a lot of types of cooking tbh

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Now that I think about it

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Same with Italian food

dusk patrol
dapper gyro
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Many of the French food are evolution from poor people food.

crystal forum
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italians eating nuts and olives before they got the tomato from south america

crisp heath
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Real Italian food compared to the American stuff is so different its not funny 💀

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Everything's raw or mixed w raw stuff

gray umbra
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Learning how to make fried rice was a fun time

dapper gyro
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Yes, I learnt to make it when I was 6 or 7.

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It is my specialty.

crisp heath
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Your telling me a shrimp fried this rice??!

crystal forum
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if i try boiling something i will end up burning the water

arctic talon
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I do find it funny Denji is actually a good father figure

crisp heath
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Hahah same I'm useless in the kitchen I have a few meals I can do and that's it 😂

vagrant fox
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My friends partner managed to set pea soup on fire

arctic talon
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Considering his father

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How

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Is it not liquid

crisp heath
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Whattttt

gray umbra
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I put the fire on low one time while boiling some dumpies and went to bed forgetting it was on once 🙂

vagrant fox
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It is, everyone is baffled

dapper gyro
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I learnt how to cook because... well... absent of parents.

crystal forum
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that's an achievement

arctic talon
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You’ll run out of water eventually

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But a soup is

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Yeah

gray umbra
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Oh i like ate it and washed the dishes and everything

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But the stove was on

crisp heath
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Pea ham soup is godlike

gray umbra
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All night on low

arctic talon
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You burned your pot

gray umbra
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Its actually okay

crisp heath
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But I have the tastes of a medieval peasebt

arctic talon
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Lol

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My GF cannot cook well

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I can cook well

vagrant fox
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Peasantcore food fucks good

crisp heath
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I eat porridge for breakfast in the morning 😂

gray umbra
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I am the cook

dapper gyro
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Hey, at least we are moving away from eating human!!!!

gray umbra
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But im also lazy as shit

arctic talon
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Cheap food is good

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Tbh

dapper gyro
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We did it chat.

crystal forum
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i have adopted the slavic diet of sausage, cheese and crackers

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i will die young

gray umbra
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The stalker diet

crisp heath
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Instant noodles are life

arctic talon
vagrant fox
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Porridge with butter makes me a happy man

arctic talon
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I like salty soy milk a lot

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But it’s not a thing outside of like Taiwan lol

crisp heath
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I probably have heart problems from the Sodium

gray umbra
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Soy milk is good

crisp heath
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Never tried soy milk I can have milk tho so its not really a problem for me

arctic talon
crisp heath
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Some people just can't have dairy feel bad for em man

arctic talon
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Soy milk isn’t milk

vagrant fox
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I've been watching an excessive amount of Julia Child recently I'm boutta make a ton of coq au vin

crystal forum
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lactose intolerance is God's way of showing your sins

arctic talon
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Imo the name soy milk sucks

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Tbh

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Soy milk is best enjoyed as it’s own beverage lol

crisp heath
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No I know it's not milk it's for people that can't drink milk

arctic talon
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Nah but the name is still bad imo

crisp heath
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Or that don't drink milk

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It lowers your testosterone if you drink heaps

crystal forum
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do you prefer soy cream

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soy spunk

arctic talon
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Soy juice would be the best

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Tbh

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Lol

dapper gyro
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It is white so it is milk... (Not my definition, don't quote me)

dusk patrol
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Gonna turn this bad bitch into some dinner, that’s what you guys have done with this talk

dapper gyro
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Coconut milk is the same thing.

vagrant fox
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I've a dairy problem, I'll buy blocks of cheese and just eat it

arctic talon
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Have fun cooking it

crystal forum
dapper gyro
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And you cannot call it coconut juice.

crisp heath
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Coconut milk goes amazing in Thai green curry

arctic talon
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But I’m just short because my parents are

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Lol

crystal forum
crisp heath
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Hahah I'm short too

vagrant fox
dapper gyro
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I'm short because I'm born in Asia...

crystal forum
arctic talon
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I’m 5’6 lol

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So I’m like

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Not that short

vagrant fox
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I fuck with any cheese

crisp heath
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I'm like only 165ish cm

crystal forum
crisp heath
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Maybe 170

dapper gyro
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Im 1m70/5'7, not much better...

crisp heath
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I dont know that in feet

arctic talon
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I’m 167 cm

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Give or take

dusk patrol
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I am 3/4 of a foot taller than Elite

crystal forum
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you're all tiny

dusk patrol
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Give or take

vagrant fox
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Not maggot cheese it doesn't count its liquid

crystal forum
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manlet chat

arctic talon
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Lol

gray umbra
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Twinks in the chat

arctic talon
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I am not a twink smh

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Heels also suck to wear

vagrant fox
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I'll never forgive the Irish for poisoning my bloodline around the year 1000, I'm marginally shorter than I should be

arctic talon
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How do women deal with it

crisp heath
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When i hear that word I think of a level 20 pvp wow charecter w best in slots 😂

dusk patrol
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I don’t get why they even like wearing heels

dapper gyro
vagrant fox
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I don't really get it either

dusk patrol
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She ain’t the heel wearing type

crystal forum
crisp heath
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I'll never forgive the crown for what they did to ireland

arctic talon
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My GF likes wearing them because they’re fashionable

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I don’t think it’s worth the pain though lol

dusk patrol
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I’m 6’3”-6’4”, and it’s already a pain in the ass

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Can’t imagine being 7 feet

arctic talon
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There’s an upper limit to height where it starts to cause health issues

crystal forum
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my back already kills me

arctic talon
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Rip

crisp heath
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People think the troubles was the start no no no after Ireland fought for the crown in Afghanistan or around there they all came home to the famine because the lords stopped farming there lands they took from the irish

vagrant fox
dusk patrol
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I try to do exercises to prevent issues

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But I’ll still die early so rip

crystal forum
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take estrogen

dusk patrol
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Gotta marry a small lady so she outlives me

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I refuse to be the one mourning

dapper gyro
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Human genetics don't support much bigger size.

crisp heath
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There's still shit going down there over the 6 counties

arctic talon
crystal forum
dusk patrol
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“Women live longer”

arctic talon
crystal forum
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i would find it funny

arctic talon
crystal forum
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there is not much sense to it

dusk patrol
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No more joke privileges Jay

crystal forum
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i spent 30 minutes today laughing at a screwdriver

dusk patrol
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Now observe this bad boy

gray umbra
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Steak

crisp heath
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Did u render the fat first

arctic talon
crystal forum
crisp heath
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Cook that boy in his own juices

dusk patrol
vagrant fox
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Now marinade it to piss off steak purists

dusk patrol
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Sear then oven finish

crystal forum
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now piss on it

vagrant fox
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Yea piss on your steak homie

crisp heath
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Ah nice nice looks like a good cut

dapper gyro
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Eat it raw

crisp heath
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U can eat steak raw

dapper gyro
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Primal lifestyle

arctic talon
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What the fuck are you guys talking about

crisp heath
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Just mince I wouldn't eat raw lol

crystal forum
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if judge holden can piss on sulphur then you can piss on your steak

arctic talon
crisp heath
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Steak is one cow mince is like 20

dusk patrol
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Gonna cook it for 15 now

crisp heath
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It's the bacteria from it

dusk patrol
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And we buy parts of the cows from it

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I think we got half a cow this time

crystal forum
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midwesterner things

crisp heath
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Bacteria is actually bloody scary damn nice real meat is so much better than supermarket

dusk patrol
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It’s awesome

crystal forum
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entire half a cow in your fridge

vagrant fox
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I miss having farm friends

crisp heath
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Yeehaw 🤠

vagrant fox
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Wholeass sheep just for free

dapper gyro
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Human farm when?

dusk patrol
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Good meat, healthy animals who are well taken care of

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Pretty good price

dapper gyro
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Oh wait

arctic talon
crisp heath
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I was kind of raised in the country untill we moved to the city

crystal forum
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eternal your steak is burning

dapper gyro
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We are farmed for labor.

dusk patrol
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No it’s in the oven

crystal forum
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go look

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i can smell the disappointment

crisp heath
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Vest way to cook steak

dusk patrol
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Yeah pan sear

crisp heath
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Get a nice crist and put in the oven

dusk patrol
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Then bake

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Cast iron skillets can’t be beat

crisp heath
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I can't cook much but I'm very good at steak and roast vegetables n that

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Sadly I don't own a skillet

dusk patrol
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Yeah I need to get some tatters to roast with it

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And carrots

crisp heath
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And kumera

dusk patrol
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But tonight I’m just getting steak

crisp heath
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Ohohoho so good

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You guys would call it sweet potatoe I think

dusk patrol
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Yeah

crisp heath
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Get some Sour cream going mixed with some Sriracha sauce

crystal forum
#

why not use 4140 steel like a civilized person

dusk patrol
#

I do mayo and sriracha

crisp heath
#

You'll have to try Sour cream sometime w roast veges it goes well

dusk patrol
#

And lemon and stuff if I have it

#

Yeah I do sour cream with veggies

#

It goes well with most stuff

crisp heath
#

Indeed

dusk patrol
#

Potatoes kinda go with almost anything

#

Just depends how you prepare them

crisp heath
#

I dip my chips in mash potatoe at kfc KEKW_ogryn

#

Who knew potatoes and potatoe works ??! KEKW_ogryn

vagrant fox
dusk patrol
#

I will always argue, there’s very few sandwiches which aren’t immediately improved by adding chips

#

Fries or chips

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Adds some nice crunch

crisp heath
#

Don't hate untill you try it tbh

#

It's good

#

It's funny Watchung rich people make these struggle meals and are like wow! So good KEKW_ogryn

#

I remember swapping raw packets of noodles at school for like proper sandwiches KEKW_ogryn suckers

opaque coyote
#

Combined with alcohol

And coffee

#

Extremely healthy

arctic talon
#

No money

dusk patrol
#

Oh yeah

crisp heath
#

My mum sent me to school w usually just a packet of noodles and a apple or something we didn't have much

opaque coyote
crisp heath
#

I used to pour the flavoring over the raw noodles and eat it like thar

crystal forum
gray umbra
#

I tried eating yakisoba for a week straight in college

#

It was not a fun time

#

You know its fucked when a mcdonalds big mac makes you feel 10x better

crisp heath
#

Yakisoba?

gray umbra
#

Ramen

arctic talon
crisp heath
#

Ahh

arctic talon
crisp heath
#

Ramans actually so bad for us

#

And instant noodles

arctic talon
#

Instant ramen is bad for your body

#

Yeah

crisp heath
#

Heart problems

gray umbra
#

It was experimental to see how cheap i could be

crisp heath
#

Sodium problems

gray umbra
#

Holy shit you can feel yourself dying

arctic talon
#

There’s a reason it’s that cheap

#

Lol

crisp heath
#

Goes on

arctic talon
#

Did you at least get the fancier kind

#

With dried veggies

gray umbra
#

Yes

arctic talon
#

Okay

gray umbra
#

Doesnt do jack lol

arctic talon
#

Good

#

Those are marginally less awful for you

crisp heath
#

We have this really spicy brand over here called bul Dak or some shit

#

Literally people put like 1/4th of the spice in cause its to much

gray umbra
#

Oh i have buldak in my pantry

crisp heath
#

They literally look red when made

gray umbra
#

I never eat it though

arctic talon
#

Buldak is fun

#

They sell it in the US as well

crisp heath
#

Iv never tried it

arctic talon
#

It’s

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Good

#

But I also like spicy food

gray umbra
#

I recommend it

crisp heath
#

I'll have to give it a go sometime i also enjoy spice

arctic talon
#

I’d you don’t like spicy food don’t

gray umbra
#

The carbonara one is probably the best one

arctic talon
#

But I love burning my tongue

#

In a good way

#

I don’t like pain for the sake of pain lol

gray umbra
#

I accidentally bought the 2x spicy pack

crisp heath
#

Yeah there's a point where it becomes to much

gray umbra
#

Its sitting there for a rainy day 🫠

crisp heath
#

Feel all light headed and dizzy n shit KEKW_ogryn

arctic talon
#

College budget moment/hj

arctic talon
#

Fake fictional food is always fun to see

#

Because it either looks tasty

#

Or it looks evil and gross lol

crisp heath
#

The food of starwars makes me feel uncomfortable

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

Why

dapper gyro
#

Ff15 moment

arctic talon
#

If it looks good what’s the problem

#

Tbh nothing to me mentally beats monster hunter food

#

In terms of comically large quantities of good looking food

opaque coyote
crisp heath
#

That show Cooking in dungeons food looked good

arctic talon
#

Yeah

dusk patrol
opaque coyote
#

Although tbf it's more typical choices

arctic talon
#

Shame you can no longer get food poisoning in monster hunter

#

LOL

crisp heath
#

I love cooking anime

arctic talon
opaque coyote
#

Kinda has to after all

opaque coyote
dapper gyro
arctic talon
#

I hope if something’s focus is on food

arctic talon
#

It’s food looks good

opaque coyote
gray umbra
#

love monster hunter food scenes

crisp heath
#

Foods like the one thing that brings everyone together

dapper gyro
arctic talon
#

I do find it funny the portable games for monster hunter

#

Always have desert

arctic talon
#

While the mainline stuff

#

Is always like actual meals

#

I think it’s a cute touch by the dif teams

viral halo
#

Gunlance>>>

dapper gyro
#

Here I eat pancakes with maple syrup, which might also be the reason I think other taste worse.

#

FF15 food tech is still the best.

crisp heath
#

Does anyone remember the ff7 movies

dapper gyro
#

Yes

crisp heath
#

Fav ff sequel tbh

#

We had ff7 on the ps1

dapper gyro
#

Avent Children is nice

arctic talon
#

Comically large lobster

dapper gyro
#

And remake being the continuation is great.

crisp heath
#

Ff used to be undefeated when it came to lore and story line

dapper gyro
#

I wouldn't say undefeated.

crisp heath
#

But it's a v old game so that likely to happen nah I mean when it came out people were amazed

#

There wasn't anything like it at the time

dapper gyro
#

There were a few.

crisp heath
#

I dont really remember any 9f them being as big world wide as ff was tho

arctic talon
#

Monster hunter wilds is missing the comically big meals

dapper gyro
#

Chrono trigger and Zelda are pretty deep, but not everyone cared enough.

arctic talon
#

I want them back

crisp heath
#

Zelda is a really good game

#

I played one of the Gameboy games and was pleasantly suprised

dapper gyro
#

Chrono was huge back in the day.

crisp heath
#

Oh yeah that was the main one up there w ff hey

dapper gyro
#

Dragon quest is another

crisp heath
#

Yessir

#

U could even say kingdom hearts

dapper gyro
#

It is pretty synonymous with JRPG.

#

KH is kind of weird.

crisp heath
#

Kingdom hearts was a cool idea I kind of lost interest tho

#

Couldn't understand wtf was going on

#

Was like 10 tbf

dapper gyro
#

The 3rd game is a money grab

crisp heath
#

I played the one where u start on a island

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Then you go to like Disney world or someshit

#

Idk that game was wild

dapper gyro
#

1.2 or 1.3 something

crystal forum
#

is kingdom hearts the game where you commit warcrimes in Kurdistan

dapper gyro
#

In the west, there is Daggerfall, a cult classic.

crisp heath
#

Game bigger than great Britain

dusk patrol
crisp heath
#

I nearly cut of the tip of my finger once

#

bleed for hours

crystal forum
dusk patrol
#

The best

crystal forum
#

that's a steak knife

dusk patrol
#

Yes and it goes in the kitchen

crystal forum
#

for consuming not preparing

dusk patrol
#

I mean I use it for both tbh

#

It cut meat good

#

Just gotta make sure to wash it

crystal forum
#

kitchen knives are ideal for penetrating the sternum

dusk patrol
#

If you say so

crisp heath
#

People think you need a chefs knife that costs 500$ u really don't my freind works at 5 star hotel that serves like politicians and shit and he told me aslong as it's sharp it doesn't matter

dusk patrol
#

Yeah my aunt got me a nice set of knives for Christmas and

#

Legit I basically just use the same two

crisp heath
#

He prefers to use ones that are cheaper and he's comfy w I think it's mainly thar whats comfortable for you

dusk patrol
#

At the end of the day

opaque coyote
crystal forum
#

i use a 5 inch bowie knife

dusk patrol
#

Knives aren’t complex technology

opaque coyote
#

I have a set of knives

#

I stab one through steak

#

Eat

#

Good

#

Yum

crystal forum
#

my claymore is sometimes too cumbersome for cooking

opaque coyote
crisp heath
#

The good ones from what iv heard just blunt and get damaged to easily

opaque coyote
#

Idk though

dusk patrol
#

The real skill is learning how to sharpen them properly

#

Which isn’t that hard

crisp heath
#

I want to have the highlander Saber for cutting my steak

dusk patrol
#

But I’m I haven’t had to sharpen a knife for kitchen use in a long time

crisp heath
#

THERE CAN ONLI BHE WON

crystal forum
#

i want to have an oversized meat cleaver that i can cut cheap cutting boards in half with

#

to feel manly

crisp heath
#

Oh man highlander is such a cool movie

#

The old one

dusk patrol
#

Meat Cleaver is such a great name

#

So direct

opaque coyote
#

Unless if it's made out of like literal plastic

crisp heath
#

Isn't it funny how we thought plastic was a more sustainable idea

#

Now we all have 10% microplastics in us

dusk patrol
crystal forum
#

im fine with microplastics

#

rather that than lead or asbestos

crisp heath
#

Eh I'd prefer to be away from all of it

crystal forum
#

can't have that in industrialized society

crisp heath
#

But it's so late sadly haha

#

Feels bad man

opaque coyote
crisp heath
#

Carfish

#

Meow

opaque coyote
crisp heath
#

Aspergus sounds like ass burgers

#

I have ass burgers whatthefuck_heresy

dusk patrol
heady hill
opaque coyote
heady hill
#

true

#

but a rotor cannon would be perfect

opaque coyote
#

I've found another person that agrees

#

multi barreled guns are cool

#

always

crisp heath
#

Those come on valkyries don't they? Or are those even bigger

heady hill
#

bigger

crisp heath
#

Sheesh

opaque coyote
#

And also considered to be outdated

crisp heath
#

Dark age tech?

heady hill
#

rotor cannons are essentially rotory stubbers

opaque coyote
crisp heath
#

Ah got ya ty

opaque coyote
# crisp heath Ah got ya ty

"Rotor Cannons are commonly carried by a Voidsman-At-Arms to augment the firepower of their squad. These weapons have earned a variety of nicknames such as: whirgun, deck-clearer, and the Emperor's chainsaw.[3]"

crisp heath
#

Dark age tech is pretty controversial Iv heard it's mostly banned or people are scared of what it does / no idea what it does

heady hill
#

this would make sense since the morningstar is a rogue trader ship

opaque coyote
#

But were good against a bunch of fleshy people/xenos

late osprey
#

i dont think the assault cannon is actually a replacement

#

the heavy bolter def. is though since its whats a flat upgrade when the two appear

#

the assault cannon is much more exclusive i think

opaque coyote
crisp heath
#

I would also assume the Cannons for people who can't weild a bolter?

opaque coyote
#

But it was based on the Rotary Cannon

#

So

late osprey
heady hill
#

besides all this, please fatshark I want bulldog heavy stubber for veteram

late osprey
#

its too expensive to see much use out of the space marines

opaque coyote
#

Apparently both the Auto and Rotor cannon were used on SMs

opaque coyote
#

and then got replaced by the Assault

#

So for SMs it's a replacement

late osprey
crisp heath
#

So basically the same thing just uses different ammo types

opaque coyote
#

But it's still used by other subfactions

opaque coyote
#

Basically

#

Rotor Cannon had the issue of not penetrating armor

crisp heath
#

Ah OK ok

opaque coyote
#

Assault Cannon fixes that

heady hill
crisp heath
#

I like how I can ask questions here

late osprey
#

the assault cannon can essentially do both the things the autocannon and the rotor cannon can do at once

#

while also being better than both

opaque coyote
crisp heath
#

The US army also uses rotary guns on their gun ships

opaque coyote
crisp heath
#

It has a warning not to spin the barrels cause it shoots

opaque coyote
#

Rotor Cannon for Guardsman class

#

come on

#

we can get it

late osprey
#

they need the suits or mount them on vehicles

crisp heath
#

The naval aspect of wh40k and the immaterium are my favorite things about 40k.

#

Someone was telling me their ships are so big they have a mixture of cultures

#

Basically a moving planet

late osprey
#

its all about the naval sphere

crisp heath
#

I have been looking at that game alot on youtube

late osprey
#

its fun but deceptively hard

#

especially the first one

dusky scroll
#

As far as I understand, Big E has a strong presence in Warp. With that he performs miracles and whatnots like Saint Celestine...

Then there's mention of 2 things in warp, Star Child and Dark King. Both ties back to Emperor. I don't understand. What is what?

crisp heath
#

They sacrifice 1000 unstable psykers a day to keep the astronomican up so humanity can use it as a navigation system in the warp however if u go to far out u won't be able to see it

#

If the astronomican fell the empire would fall

#

So cool

#

There's been in books where the warp spits them out in dead space where thus is no stars and they can't find the astronomican

shadow plover
# dusky scroll As far as I understand, Big E has a strong presence in Warp. With that he perfor...

Dark King is ||what the Emperor would have become during/at the end of the Heresy if he would've let go of any limits he imposed on himself with the powers from the Warp. Had he forgone those limits he'd beaten Horus easily but would've lost all the meager parts of humanity he had left in him.||

Star child is ||what they call the Emperor's soul or the Emperor reborn during the current era of 40k, it has been expanded little so there's not much concrete information about it beyond what you can read on Lexicanum||

crisp heath
#

I wonder if we ever gonna learn big Es name

#

He has to have one

late osprey
#

nah, its not really relevant

#

and theres no name they could give that would be satisfying

crisp heath
#

I know but they kinda wrote themselves into a corner on that one

dusky scroll
#

Define... name.
From what I understand, what people call you is your name. For the Emperor, everyone calls him Emperor. So that's who he is.
Legally speaking, what name was put down in the papers by the government to identify you. In 40k universe, he is (or was) the government.

crisp heath
#

Just my unpopular opinion but for someone so important there's really fk all lore for him

dusky scroll
#

I'm assuming it was kinda' by design.

crisp heath
#

I'd just like to know more yknow

#

Yeah i agree

dusky scroll
#

From what I know, there used to be some lore about his past life (before he revealed himself as the Emperor). But those were retconned or shoved under the rug.

crisp heath
#

But before he became ruler of Terra n that is what I'm interested in ahh that's a pity

dusky scroll
#

Like how he was born and what he did.

crisp heath
#

I guess it would be hard to please everyone doing that

#

Half of the fans will hate it

dusky scroll
crisp heath
#

I love the old art we used to get

#

And yeah same here I don't know much about anything haha

shadow plover
#

the less we know about the emperor the better

crisp heath
#

But I enjoy learning stuff 😎

late osprey
#

his ancient mesopotamian mother presumably didnt name him "emperor"

shadow plover
#

what we know the emperor wasn't probably born the old fashion way

crisp heath
#

Maybe it's german KEKW_ogryn

#

He's got something to do w the chaos gods

#

Made a deal w them or something close

#

Or tricked them or something like thar

#

Explains why he didn't tell his children about them

dusky scroll
#

||Apparently, Emperor was created by sacrifice of all the earliest psychers (Shamans) in Neolithic era to deal with warp-gods and whatnots. ||

||Dude actually spawned a bunch of biological children called Sensei (stupidest name ever). These Sensei are kinda' immortal and roam around the galaxy doing fuckall. By doing good deeds, they can gain favor of Big E's warp version by doing good deeds for humanity. Favors comes in flavor for special powers. And also they are kinda' immune to demonic influence. ||

crisp heath
#

Yeah he's a related of all the shamans and wise men that lead humanity in the past

#

I think his power deffs was a gift from the gods of chaos

#

Idk tho 😐

#

I'll just shhhhhh 🤫 sorry guys

dusky scroll
# late osprey born name presumably

I personally like the idea of him not being born, but created.

Because, birth generally involve a father and a mother (except Jesus, depending on your religion). This kinda' complicates things with further questions.

late osprey
#

the mass sacrifice from the shamans did happen, but it manifested in a reincarnation, not a spawning

#

he has an uncle who killed his father

#

"The Emperor was born to mortal parents on Terra in the 8th Millennium BC[3b] in a primitive proto-Hittite village along the banks of the Sakarya River[14c] (in Anatolia),[31] manifesting his powers as a youth. While a young adolescent, the Emperor's father was murdered by his uncle. While preparing his father's body for a primitive funeral ritual, he received a vision of his murder. Later, the boy who would become the Emperor calmly approached his uncle and stopped his heart with his psychic abilities, displaying neither sorrow nor malice."

dusky scroll
#

Must've been difficult for the mother to push out all the golden armor and swords and halo and stuff through the birthing canal.

late osprey
#

this IS 40k

dusky scroll
#

More info on Erda would've been nice.

#

But she's disliked by fans (probably) for some reason. Anyone care to explain why?

shadow plover
#

People dislike her late addition to the story, I don't really mind it at all

#

and I suppose people don't like the idea of the emperor having needed help in the creation of the astartes

#

plus some really don't like the idea that the astartes are named after her

late osprey
shadow plover
#

even though Astarte is a known name irl

late osprey
#

among the reasons Jerk 0 Matic said

#

for my part, i think horus heresy should've never been written about in the first place because of its inherent demystification

#

but it is what it is

#

so i dont dislike the erda lore more than any of the other HH lore

shadow plover
#

I tend to agree to an extent but I've really really enjoyed the setting as well

#

I liked the time when we knew less but I didn't mind getting the opportunity to explore the mystical past

dusk patrol
#

And shes pretty unapolagetic or unwilling to admit maybe it was a bad idea, as the daemon primarchs are literally descending on Terra.

shadow plover
#

tbf she probably didn't know of their daemonhood

dusk patrol
#

Which I personally think works out, shes basically just a different side of the Emperor's coin

dusk patrol
#

She was a vastly powerful psyker.

#

And she was aware of what was happening

#

She just wasn't willing to say she may have been wrong.

shadow plover
#

I can't really recall her mentioning that she knew of their ascension, warp fuckery and increase of power sure

dusk patrol
#

Which is a common theme with perpetuals

dusk patrol
#

This is deep into the siege we first see her, and daemons are swarming the entire world.

shadow plover
#

oh that for sure, I was just referring to the deamon part directly

dusk patrol
#

And she's a powerful enough psyker to take on four juiced greater daemons at once

shadow plover
#

as in Mortarion, Fulgrim, Angron or Magnus being full fledged deamons at that point

dusk patrol
#

There's just no shot she isn't aware

#

Even the less psychic primarchs were able to feel their brothers presence.

#

Anyways, I don't dislike her inherently but yeah shes a super late addition.

crisp heath
#

My potatoes are looking for water lmao

late osprey
#

in other news, at least someone here might appreciate that Iron Hands are objectively the best chapter in the Battlefleet Gothic campaign

#

their ships start out at level 3 instead of 1 when you control Medusa, which nobody else gets

arctic talon
#

Since they’re into Orks lol

dusk patrol
#

It was nice to see them show up.

arctic talon
#

Also ngl

#

The Medusa intro goes hard

#

It’s easily the best or second best intro to a system imo

#

Medusa isn’t even my favorite sector in game

#

Tbh

#

But the intro is very good

dusk patrol
#

Yeah its a really cool intro

#

Which hilariously doesn't mention the Iron Hands directly at all lol

arctic talon
#

Yeah

#

But you get introduced to them like 5 seconds in

dusk patrol
#

It also has I think some of the most if not the most bonuses possible on a planet.

arctic talon
#

“YOUR ARE TRESPASSING THE TERRITORY OF THE IRON HANDS STATE YOUR PURPOSE”

arctic talon
#

It’s also immune to getting destroyed

dusk patrol
#

I just wish I enjoyed playing Astartes more in BFGA

arctic talon
#

They’re

#

Quite odd play style wise

#

It makes sense lore wise but god it’s weird lol

dusk patrol
#

I don't hate them but yeah, they're very specifc

#

They work best supplementing

arctic talon
#

Tbh they’re by far one of the strongest imperium fleets

#

They’re up there with imperial navy

queen laurel
dusk patrol
#

I always like to do the biggest ships too if I can.

queen laurel
#

it's just a shame that ork ships are notoriously hard to maneuver

arctic talon
#

Mechanicus sucks because their play style doesn’t work with imperium ships

#

They play like chaos

#

But worse

dusk patrol
#

I just use mechanicus stuff as the backline

arctic talon
#

Marines almost play like eldar lol

dusk patrol
#

Abuse novas and rad fields and all that.

arctic talon
#

Yeah the campaign is great

#

Since you can mix and match

#

Really let’s you get creative with comps

late osprey
#

space marines are one of the few factions where just bigger is always better

dusk patrol
#

Yeah its nice

arctic talon
#

Yeah

#

Their bigger ships are

dusk patrol
#

I always try to bring one battlebarge.

arctic talon
#

Scarily fast

#

Lol

late osprey
#

ordinarily you want a balanced fleet comp but with space marines all their ships are dogwater except the battle barge

dusk patrol
#

Just ram and board the enemy.

late osprey
#

and the battle barge is SCARY good

arctic talon
#

The strike cruiser is passable

#

But yeah battle barges are

#

Monstrous lol

dusk patrol
#

Abuse the shielding

late osprey
#

nothing like turning 2k worth of the enemy into drifting hulks

arctic talon
#

Marines play like eldar almost lol

late osprey
#

just never put them against tyranids

dusk patrol
#

Yeah they're like

arctic talon
#

With the kiting play style

#

But like

dusk patrol
#

More meaty Eldar

arctic talon
#

Then you do the funny boarding

#

Which is dif from eldar fighter/torpedo spam

late osprey
#

they're an all-in faction for sure imo

arctic talon
#

Yeah

late osprey
#

they want to get in as close as possible and offload as many marines as they can

arctic talon
#

There’s some irony to chaos being

dusk patrol
#

The boarding spam is great for whittling guys down too

arctic talon
#

By far the most passive faction

crisp heath
#

What KEKW_ogryn

arctic talon
#

With how you want to abuse range and use lances

dusk patrol
#

Even if you can't hit them, you can slowly tear them down with boarding.

arctic talon
#

And have a fuck ton of lancers and bombers

late osprey
#

i basically do not even consider the guns on space marine fleets

arctic talon
#

They want to play back

late osprey
#

i see them as gigantic delivery vehicles for space marine boarders

arctic talon
#

Before closing in for the kill

crisp heath
#

There all mostly heresy ships hey

late osprey
#

to that end, the best ships are the ones that can deliver the most marines

arctic talon
#

It’s a mix

#

Of ships

dusk patrol
#

The guns are basically there to do damage as you're ramming or trying to board

dusk patrol
#

Its almost passive damage.

arctic talon
#

Imperial navy is like the all rounder tbh

crisp heath
#

Don't they in the lore try to board

late osprey
#

its all about getting marines and killing the enemy

arctic talon
#

Yes

crisp heath
#

Like there ships have teeth

dusk patrol
arctic talon
#

But chaos in BFGA isn’t the best at boarding