40k-lore-chat

[opaque coyote]

I will eventually, I just need some friends

who are interested in 40k

seriously though when I imagine a drill I think of this

Not whatever the fuck they got

[rocky gale]

They've got like rock drills

Mining drills basically

[sharp pollen]

bro i want this shit on ogryn

holy shit

mister administratum, please misplace mining insturments for mourningstar

[median star]

theyre supposed to be roller cone drill bit heads which is still odd as theyre used really only for drilling through rock fairly slowly aswell

maybe theyre meant to be sappers tunneling into or under enemy fortifications idk

[opaque coyote]

...I mean are the walls made out of some type of concrete in the Imperium?

Or is it like metal?

[median star]

plascrete

concrete w plasteel

[rocky gale]

or Ferrocrete

[opaque coyote]

...oh my god i thought you were joking

💀

[median star]

rockcrete even

[opaque coyote]

...isn't that literally just concrete

[median star]

yea but 40k™

[opaque coyote]

man the emperor must feel frustrated at times

"Back in my day, I remember when this was called a CIGAR."

[opaque coyote]

I wonder what some 40kified names would be for modern foods

like

Pizza

Burgers

etc.

[rocky gale]

"Shut up old man" smokes Lho stub

[lament shoal]

Is Mephiston's sword a power sword, force sword, or a combo of both?

[opaque coyote]

"YES"

[lament shoal]

Alrighty

Lmao

[median star]

force swords are usually inherently power weapons to begin w most times arent they?

[opaque coyote]

Probably Force since he literally uses his rage to set it on fire

[opaque coyote]

I think Force weapons are made with a special type of psychically sensitive metal?

[opaque coyote]

and now i'm just imagining him

angrily staring at the sword

and it just being set on fire by his death stare

[median star]

iv looked it up the sword has its own name 'mind-blade vitarus" im guessing definitely force

[dusk patrol]

No

It’s many magnitudes stronger

Ferrocrete is generally what’s used for military structures and that’s even stronger

[storm jungle]

Basically yeah, its just more tough.

[dusk patrol]

If only someone said that

[storm jungle]

Almost like you do the same thing

https://tenor.com/view/cope-mald-warhammer-40k-gangnam-style-space-marine-gif-8246058212714888499

kek

[dapper gyro]

GW and their names for normal stuff strike again.

[dusk patrol]

Rockcrete is pretty whatever but it’s basic sci fi stuff.

[viral halo]

when are you gonna stop having shrimp with wimps and start having lobster with a monster

[dusk patrol]

A lot of stuff irl has pretty silly name origins we just don’t speak Latin so it sounds better

Latin really is the homie for naming shit, for a dead language.

[young pecan]

Latin inspired like forty languages on its way off the cliff

[opaque coyote]

I think we name shit in latin precisely because it's a dead language

[young pecan]

(Made-up number)

[dapper gyro]

Some of those sound like brand names.

[arctic talon]

I mean whose to say they weren’t in the past

Lol

[dusk patrol]

Well we name it that because it was called that in Latin first

It just carried over

[dapper gyro]

If you speak a few different languages from Latin root, some of the words are still in use.

[dusk patrol]

And then there’s stuff like “sidewalk” and “lamp post”

[arctic talon]

Yeah, but Latin itself is dead as fuck

Even if it lives on in other languages

[late osprey]

scientific names still use latin

[dusk patrol]

It’s still a dead language

[late osprey]

i suspect part of why latin is so big as well is that because nobody speaks it, its more universal in that way

so people are more able to agree

[dusk patrol]

We still use it for some naming conventions but a lot of that is tradition

[opaque coyote]

"Huh I wonder what Hydra means... oh it means water serpent"

[dusk patrol]

And because calling something “spider black whateverius” sounds dumb to us.

[arctic talon]

Spider black poisonous

[storm jungle]

to be fair a lot of 40k stuff still sounds dumb either way so like lol

especially when its like throwaway stuff

[dusk patrol]

Most naming conventions are pretty dumb when you break them down, we’re just used to them

[opaque coyote]

Iron Hand who owns the Iron Hands chapter who has an Iron hand

[dusk patrol]

Most names are literally just old words

[arctic talon]

Yeah and that’s fine

[opaque coyote]

It's part of the 40k charm (tm)

combined with the overly large ships and weapons

[arctic talon]

It’s also real

Tbh

[dusk patrol]

It’s what I love about language, when you get to the root most things are like

[arctic talon]

People name shit dumb things all the time

[dusk patrol]

“This guys rock”

[storm jungle]

40k is still goofier but yeah

its not that deep of a subject

its kinda half the joke too lol

[sacred bluff]

good goofy

[storm jungle]

[dusk patrol]

I mean it is, there’s a reason there’s a whole field for it

[late osprey]

Terra? Man, that's a ridiculous name.

[opaque coyote]

Wendigo literally just means "cannibal"

[storm jungle]

The natives were cooking with that one 🙏

[dusk patrol]

Half the fucking names we use are some languages version of strong bastardized

[arctic talon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/xVoVqPWtJeA?si=iBDCW2Bm7K0Xbviy

Relevant

[dusk patrol]

Or my favorite

Take existing place

Add New

Profit

[arctic talon]

What about old

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

You cannot escape

[storm jungle]

the plague of the english tongue curses all

[dusk patrol]

Imagine having a country named after a tasty bird.

[storm jungle]

Lowest branch joke no.302

but yeah

[dusk patrol]

And English languages jokes aren’t?

[storm jungle]

I mean not really

"haha its named after an animal"

[dusk patrol]

“English language wacky”

What a fresh thought

[storm jungle]

Thanks for another jerky take

keep it up

[dusk patrol]

No ones said that before

[arctic talon]

Chinese steals the naming convention from Germany

Capybara = water pig

水豚

[arctic talon]

Japanese literally is just Capybara

[dusk patrol]

Thats why I love Cajun, its a complete mishmash

[storm jungle]

damn wrong vid

anyway close enough

[dusk patrol]

And makes no fucking sense

[arctic talon]

Because loanword

[dusk patrol]

Talking to someone with a thick Cajun accent is wild

[late osprey]

America, aka the Beauty Country

Britain, the Hero Country

[sacred bluff]

Cajun is just southern with drips of french

[storm jungle]

Awful

[arctic talon]

Word + 國

[dusk patrol]

Sure they wouldn’t name two whole continents after one Italian guy right?

[arctic talon]

Is the funniest naming convention

[late osprey]

thats just how it be in china

[arctic talon]

A lot of counties don’t

Italy is

義大利

[opaque coyote]

"Don't cry, little Mechanicus player. Uncle James Workshop has enough Skitarii models to feed you your entire life. James! Bring in the kickass Horus Heresy models that'll never be ported to 40k ASAP! The boy's hungry!"

[arctic talon]

Which just sounds like Italy

[dusk patrol]

Amerigo really had the best PR ever

[storm jungle]

dont say this

not again

[dusk patrol]

He didn’t even map that much of the Americas

[storm jungle]

also elite where was that skitarii femboy sticker from again

asking for research reasons

[arctic talon]

Mechanicus discord

As in the tabletop faction

[storm jungle]

BASED

[arctic talon]

Not the video game

Also it’s a woman

[storm jungle]

I cant tell tbh

same thing to me

[arctic talon]

Man or woman, think fast

Or else I’ll uh

[storm jungle]

Uhhh

Man

[opaque coyote]

simple

one has a toaster

the other has a vacuum cleaner

[arctic talon]

Gj

[storm jungle]

Got his ass

[arctic talon]

Die

[storm jungle]

i know my types

[opaque coyote]

don't care, would anyways

[raven stone]

Some Chinese names are just close sounds, not even having the 國word
For example, Brazil = 巴西

[arctic talon]

Ye

I mentioned that earlier

[storm jungle]

chat lag, hate to see it

[arctic talon]

Canada, Brazil, Spain(sorta) and Italy are all things I can thin off the top of my head

[raven stone]

Mexico, Poland

[arctic talon]

How the fuck did I forget Mexico

💀

[raven stone]

Belarus is weird case, it’s a mix of actual translation and sound translation.

[storm jungle]

not the worst mistake to do

[raven stone]

They translated the colour accurately, then used the sound for Russia

白俄羅斯

[dusk patrol]

Hmm

That works

[dapper gyro]

In my mother tongue, half of the countries get old language names, the other half get modern English names.

[arctic talon]

Neat

[dapper gyro]

The old language is not even a language we speak anymore.

[storm jungle]

Yeah that tends to happen after awhile

[vagrant fox]

isn't that for white russia

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

the white what now

[raven stone]

Yes, correct!

[dusk patrol]

English names are my favorite cause they’ll start with like old English

[raven stone]

Belarus literally means White Russia…

[dapper gyro]

Belarus = White Russia

[raven stone]

IIRC

[storm jungle]

AH right

[dusk patrol]

And it’ll literally be some bastardized version of like

[storm jungle]

i completely forget Belarus is even a country half the time tbh

for uh recent events

[vagrant fox]

It's called white russia in a bunch of languages, I forgot Belarus

[dusk patrol]

“Rock by the side of the road next to a tree”

[dapper gyro]

They are just Russia II.

[storm jungle]

Lol yeah

[raven stone]

They are weird in the sense that the area was never really a political entity until post WWI

[storm jungle]

Russia will russia tbh

it is what it is i guess

[raven stone]

And the area was suddenly told “yay you are a country now!”

[arctic talon]

The question is if you find them hotter after they go a little bit crazy. (Based and burning children pilled)

[dusk patrol]

The Balkan’s and Slavic countries are wild places

[arctic talon]

Not the first time in history that’s happened LOL

[raven stone]

True

[dusk patrol]

Still sad about Prussia

Real homie, gone too soon

[storm jungle]

And wont be the last time

mostly anyway

[dusk patrol]

Czechoslovakia is my favorite

[raven stone]

Pardon my ignorance, but I always thought Prussia just transitioned into using Germany as a name due to post WW1 Kaiser abolition…

[dusk patrol]

Literally just split into the Czech Republic and Slovakia

[raven stone]

Velvet divorce. A modern miracle, looking at many different places…

[dapper gyro]

Austria and Hungary

[dusk patrol]

There was a lot of major events in that area which happened, you may have heard of some

Some wacky stuff went on for a few decades

Give or take

[forest orbit]

Just dont go too below an area like the mid-east, thats when we'll have trouble

[dusk patrol]

Otto Von Bismarck as an asshole but he was right about the Balkans

[storm jungle]

It doesnt exactly take a genius to figure that one out lol

[dapper gyro]

The saddest separation for me is Korea. Each side becomes an extremist of 2 opposite regimes, and both of them are corrupted.

[forest orbit]

Korea is fucking wild honestly.

People got no idea how dystopian the South is but id rather still live there than well uh, the other spot

[dapper gyro]

Both sides are dystopian.

[forest orbit]

Again id still rather live in the south

i prefer corporate dystopia than getting shot in the head

well if i was forced anyway

[dusk patrol]

The South has also improved drastically in the past few decades

[forest orbit]

[forest orbit]

Minus the dropping birth-rates

[dusk patrol]

It’s still got issues but

[forest orbit]

because its society sucks

[spring cairn]

so is life

[vagrant fox]

Doesn't a weird cult run South Korea

[forest orbit]

My man

[dapper gyro]

SKorea has the highest suicide rate among developed countries by a big magrin.

[dusk patrol]

They had some wacky stuff

And still do

[forest orbit]

Considering the way they are "forced" to adhere to their social life its not that surprising.

the stories some S.Korean parents say that left the country is wild

[dapper gyro]

There are coups d'état happening in real time for corruption.

[raven stone]

I know most people sympathise with Taiwan more…
For my part I would like a fully reunited China (admittedly only because knowing the militarily embarrassing history China went through) but I don’t really care if it doesn’t happen.

[dusk patrol]

North Korea you gotta worry about your government and starvation killing you, in South Korea you gotta worry about yourself

[dapper gyro]

By corrupt as well...

[forest orbit]

NK is basically imperium simulation

[dusk patrol]

Well the issues is China itself being united is kinda like

[forest orbit]

so big pass

[dusk patrol]

Ignoring the other groups within it

[forest orbit]

[dusk patrol]

Tibet obviously is the most well known but there’s a lot of rural parts that are barely the same country

China just does a good job keeping a lid on this perception

[forest orbit]

Gotta keep those camps filled somehow

[dusk patrol]

East Asian got some wild history and grudges

[raven stone]

Now as for CCP China…
It’s a really weird dystopia.
It’s the sort of “if you never ever care about politics you do whatever the hell you like” dystopia.
As for Tibet…yea look I won’t say CCP are saints. But their status has always been weirdly ill defined since…ever.

[forest orbit]

They kinda do a "good job" of running the ship is the thing yeah

[raven stone]

Thanks a lot, modern Warlord Era!

[forest orbit]

Good case of its not a problem as long as you dont look up

[raven stone]

(When various Chinese warlords just fought to control China after the Dyanstic court collapsed)

[spring cairn]

mad max reference

[forest orbit]

120 Trillion dead

all started by a eunuch

[dapper gyro]

Man, we jumped from 40k building materials to Latin names to country names to real life dystopians.

[forest orbit]

Average lore chat moment

[raven stone]

This is the lore chat

[forest orbit]

all because two idiots were arguing about rockcrete

[dusk patrol]

It’s like how this depressingly is one of the better times in Russian history or was I guess, simply because there isn’t a ton of power struggles

[dapper gyro]

The usual

[raven stone]

It is entirely on topic lol

[forest orbit]

^

The best aspect of this chat

[dusk patrol]

Russia really can’t catch any breaks in history

[forest orbit]

I mean

[dapper gyro]

I'm not complaining, I'm just pointing out the evolution this time.

[forest orbit]

Considering russia now its not really that unexpected

lol

[dusk patrol]

Russia now is one of the best it’s ever been in terms of stability which is the depressing part

[forest orbit]

Ehhhhhhhhhh

[dusk patrol]

Russian history is beyond fucked

[forest orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-disbelief-what-huh-gif-15892515

[dapper gyro]

I love Russian people, but their government is just shit.

[dusk patrol]

Always has been

They have like, one decent leader ever

[arctic talon]

I don’t think Russia has ever had a government that been like

Good for the people overall

[forest orbit]

Its a problem that goes deep yeah

[dusk patrol]

Not really no

[forest orbit]

whenever Putin dies its just gonna be another asshole taking his place, its pieces of shit all the way down

[dapper gyro]

Only in the late 80s, early 90s, when the Soviet Union disappeared.

Or is it?

[forest orbit]

Nope

at least thats how the leadership and some citizenry copes with it anyway

[arctic talon]

I mean it did collapse

[forest orbit]

Yeah but like you know what I mean lol

[dapper gyro]

All of the good guys stabbed themselves and jumped out of the windows.

[viral halo]

[forest orbit]

LMAO

[arctic talon]

Tea

[arctic talon]

That emote goes fucking crazy lol

[spring cairn]

it happens

[forest orbit]

They fell down to a few bullets to the back of the heads, it happens to the best of us

[dapper gyro]

Tea is for the bad guys.

[forest orbit]

Tea is pretty good though

[viral halo]

I have for both sides of the war don't worry

[arctic talon]

Lmfao

[forest orbit]

what the fuck kind of servers are you in LOL

[dapper gyro]

It's kind of sad that the ribbon has a good historical meaning.

[forest orbit]

you can say that about most historical symbols

[dapper gyro]

But the Z isn't.

[forest orbit]

me when an american tourist goes to a buddhist temple

[viral halo]

there's a server called conflict observers that documents all global news and wars with footage and articles

[dapper gyro]

Ok, don't need to go that far.

[forest orbit]

Yeah sounds about right.

Im sure its a fun spot

[spring cairn]

So that's how the upper class calls the gore telegram channel

[dusk patrol]

Did they document the conflict I had with my neighbor over where our yard starts?

[viral halo]

it's mainly just europeans arguing about who is more progressive while veterans pretend they know everything about war when they're room temp iq etc

[dapper gyro]

Because the US might use one of the symbols real soon..

[forest orbit]

Veterans of where exactly

[viral halo]

Any military

[forest orbit]

checks out

[viral halo]

I have my own gore channel in my community tyvm

[dusk patrol]

“Yeah I was a cook for my unit which never deployed so, you could say I know about military strategy”

[forest orbit]

Its not as if actual soldiers usually got great opinions either to be fair

"I didnt fight for this"

Cool story man

[viral halo]

I have a buddy who was in combat regularly and he always jokes like "yea I don't know shit about strategy outside of a videogame man I don't know"

it's so funny

[dusk patrol]

Yeah if you’re a combat vet like

You know some basic shit

Nothing wide range mostly

[viral halo]

I wonder if the walmart in afghanistan is still standing

[forest orbit]

The best types are usually the ones that just go "We sat around, shot at foreigners and did nothing and got nothing done. It kinda sucked"

always the funniest types too

[storm jungle]

Some do some dont.

I got some relatives still over there lol

male thankfully

[spring cairn]

wallahmart

[viral halo]

fuck

lmfao

[storm jungle]

NAHHHHH

[dapper gyro]

To be fair, many civilians don't know anything about the military and they talk like they know all.

[storm jungle]

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/ron-swanson-nick-offerman-inshallah-gif-13027660

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/arab-cat-cat-arab-funny-arab-cat-cat-with-headcloth-arab-cat-sitting-funny-stare-gif-20144309

[dusk patrol]

Everyone is just a prop for if they agreed with me, if they don’t then they’re propaganda.

[storm jungle]

A lot of the stuff from them got looted to be put in random drift stores tho basically

its very funny, a relative showed me a pic of like uhhh

an entire row filled with abandoned U.S helmets

[arctic talon]

r/atheist

[storm jungle]

lol

[viral halo]

Do you want an invite to the conflict observers server

[storm jungle]

also flares

[viral halo]

I feel like you'd enjoy it

[arctic talon]

Free armor

[viral halo]

for the debate stuff

[arctic talon]

Oh hey flares are useful

[forest orbit]

Thats funny

[dusk patrol]

I’m trying to get the Taliban to fund a Afghanistan tourist video from me

[dusk patrol]

Uh, sure even if it’s for the memes

[arctic talon]

The greatest hit to taliban moral(paperwork)

[dusk patrol]

I feel like I’d have to resist commenting lol

[arctic talon]

Not even a joke

[storm jungle]

Wrong.

[viral halo]

I argue in there sometimes

[storm jungle]

Its trying to give women "rights"

they are currently having a schism over it

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[forest orbit]

that one party wanting them to be "3rd class citizens" is 💀

[storm jungle]

average guy moment

cant have shit in the kitchen

[dusk patrol]

Afghanistan travel blogs are the best

[arctic talon]

What the fuck is a 3rd class citizen

[viral halo]

Hope my gf is ready to lose hers once I slip that ring on

[forest orbit]

Go look it up

basically uh

cant speak

[arctic talon]

Is it like Muslim, not Muslim, woman?

[forest orbit]

always covered

[arctic talon]

Oh

[forest orbit]

cant leave house

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/mike-tyson-gif-13018578810667382308

[arctic talon]

Ah I see

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

Advanced sexism

[storm jungle]

Once America got the job done the locals kinda did the rest of the work

[arctic talon]

I see we’re copying the greats

[storm jungle]

also yeah pretty much lol

[dusk patrol]

“Ok so if you’re not a woman and have money and don’t leave the major cities and bribe the Taliban, it’s not so bad.”

[raven stone]

Yea look the real reason why Muslim groups do tend not to do too well is mothers can’t even discipline their own sons properly due to…all that.

[dusk patrol]

One travel “ad” thing deadass said he only saw like one guy get shot.

[viral halo]

Where the fuck is Jay

[raven stone]

So all the sons grow up listening to radicalised Imams…

[storm jungle]

Can confirm, again.

[dusk patrol]

Radical Imans doesn’t sound so bad

[storm jungle]

Im very glad my dad is the more enlightened type though

[dusk patrol]

[storm jungle]

aka actually read non-islamic stuff lol

hes very carefree so we never really got indoctrinated to anything

[viral halo]

"Brother Sheik does it count that I broke my fast if I tripped and fell onto a schwarma"

Legendary video

[dusk patrol]

Imams who preach while surfing

[storm jungle]

AUGH

I got relatives like that

they do mean well though lol

[spring cairn]

i love mhemrit tv or whatever it's called

[vagrant fox]

memri tv is classic

[raven stone]

Sadly these are more “gotta blow ourselves up against Western infidels” radical, and less “yo let’s party” infidels.

[green loom]

It was a bit of a shock learning that 90% of the memes are just straight extracts

[viral halo]

I used to work with a kid named Mohammed at a concessions stand in an amusement park as a teenager and during ramadan he had to cook all day and he told me it felt like divine punishment

[storm jungle]

Fitting

[viral halo]

He was hilarious

[viral halo]

Used to cover his hands in powdered sugar and smack people

[dusk patrol]

Classic

[spring cairn]

there's also this one islam guy, idk if he's an Imam or something but he answer to viewer questions

[arctic talon]

Hellish position

[raven stone]

on a more coldly pragmatic notes, I am glad they exist in abundance in the UK, keeps the White racist heat off us East Asians for now, since COVID has suddenly been forgotten already.

[arctic talon]

Oh is this the uh

[forest orbit]

Thankfully so honestly

[arctic talon]

Entire gallon of water

And apple dude

[spring cairn]

and they always ask him stupid shit

[viral halo]

White people in the UK? Where?

[arctic talon]

That clip is peak

[vagrant fox]

only natives would want to live in birmingham

[storm jungle]

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/brother-ew-ew-what-is-that-whats-that-brother-gif-14318384540422820315

[arctic talon]

https://youtu.be/aDdOchBejcc?si=tgy_rXV7JHLdYWN3

[raven stone]

They do actually still exist 😅

[forest orbit]

LMAO

[dusk patrol]

Hah, as if

[arctic talon]

I got called a slur today

By some old dude

10/10

[storm jungle]

Relatable

[arctic talon]

Would recommend

[raven stone]

UK or US?

[viral halo]

what were you doing that incurred this reaction

[dusk patrol]

Racism against middle easterners isn’t allowed, but Asians? Fair game boyo.

[arctic talon]

USA

[dusk patrol]

They made the mistake of being wealthy, idiots

[forest orbit]

Checks out

[arctic talon]

I was taking someone’s drink order

💀

[viral halo]

Rookie mistake

[arctic talon]

My bad

[viral halo]

should've known it telepathically

[raven stone]

Ah yea racism a bit more deeply entrenched in US, only by comparison.

[dusk patrol]

Did you mess it up?

[arctic talon]

No

[viral halo]

This is crazy lmfao

[forest orbit]

it was an old man

[arctic talon]

Because they wanted a black coffee smh

[spring cairn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubogypb6-zI

[forest orbit]

i dont think you really need the excuse to mess up to get called a slur lol

[arctic talon]

They weren’t even that old i think

Lol

[viral halo]

I'm dying

"did you mess up"

[arctic talon]

But they were balding and I’m bad at determining age

[viral halo]

Eternal you dick lmfao

[raven stone]

60s or 70s

[arctic talon]

Nah

[spare osprey]

Taliban mentioned, excuse to post this img is a go

[arctic talon]

It’s funny as shit

[viral halo]

I'm cracking the fuck up

[arctic talon]

Lol

[vagrant fox]

if he's balding he should nut up and act his age and shave the rest of the hair like a man

[storm jungle]

Allah's bravest warrior

[dusk patrol]

Hey I was curious!

[viral halo]

Off topic but I had a friend that had a google doc of top 300 porn stars with paragraphs to each on why they got that ranking

[forest orbit]

Thanks siggy

[viral halo]

wish I still had the doc cause it was funny

[forest orbit]

this is very valuable information

[viral halo]

was like a sports analysis

[forest orbit]

you are like a living sitcom character

[dusk patrol]

To be clear, I onto condone slurs if they’re really funny and both people are ok

[raven stone]

Well that is some dedication…

[dusk patrol]

Kike is too funny a word to not get used occasionally

[forest orbit]

the lenghts people will go to goon is unparalled

[raven stone]

With regards slur words, I do suppose it depends on tone and intent. Language is a funny thing like that.

[arctic talon]

Crazy

[forest orbit]

When its between friends I usually get it

[raven stone]

Though of course application of common sense would also help

But that ain’t easy to find nowadays.

[dusk patrol]

It just depends on the people, I get if people don’t like that humor and if they’re not cool I’m not gonna be all edgy

[forest orbit]

never is really

[dusk patrol]

Only times I’ve been is if it’s around friends who are fine with it

[spring cairn]

I'm against slurs but I use them all the time, do as I say not as I do or so they tell me

[viral halo]

it was genuinely impressive

You guys are fucking killing me today lmfao

[arctic talon]

The book of gooning

[dusk patrol]

Generally you can tell if someone is actually hateful or not so you know

[arctic talon]

Slaaneshi relic tbh

[raven stone]

Well I guess we are all Jokers for the day with our laughing gas.

[viral halo]

I still remember his #1

but after that it's blurry

[forest orbit]

Who was it

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-joker-meme-batman-csvifax-hardroach-gif-6283066117593919561

[viral halo]

Layla London

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/balatro-jimbo-evil-smile-glitch-joker-gif-10204230214626852246

[forest orbit]

Your friend has shit taste.

[dusk patrol]

Older Native American people are fucking hilarious with almost demanding you call them anything but the politically correct terms

[forest orbit]

Literally the most generic looking white woman ever

https://tenor.com/view/yungviral-gif-13520736873899911730

devastated rn

[arctic talon]

Is anyone here not a spawn of Yakub

[dusk patrol]

Tits and ass, what’s complicated about it?

[arctic talon]

Or are we all

[forest orbit]

The face mostly

among other stuff

[arctic talon]

Created by him

[forest orbit]

you uncultured gorilla

[arctic talon]

/j

[dusk patrol]

Just turn her around smh

[raven stone]

Some people may hate the fact that I have seen a certain…mockumentary…
But that one does make it sounds like all the extreme political correctness is somewhat…overdone.

[forest orbit]

yeet

[storm jungle]

Was yakub an israeli thing

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/ksi-jjolatunji-ksiolajidebt-sidemen-boxing-gif-9091528755794198005

[dusk patrol]

He’s a black man who made white people

Evil scientist

[storm jungle]

Most evil man in existence.

[dusk patrol]

On the moon iirc

[spring cairn]

my creator

[storm jungle]

are we sure this isnt a persona of the Emperor

[vagrant fox]

yakub mention, I'm allowed to post it

[arctic talon]

No

[forest orbit]

viltrumite ass getup

[viral halo]

Yakub was an evil black scientist exiled from Mecca after consuming all known knowledge in the world who then developed white people to bring upon the downfall of black people as revenge

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/yakub-my-beloved-love-god-creator-gif-2702596065182223786

[spring cairn]

holy peak

[spare osprey]

NOI or whatever it's called i think

[storm jungle]

this literally sounds like a 40k OC i hate this

[viral halo]

it's 40k for black nationalists in america

[arctic talon]

If you’re not black you are created by Yakub’s evil bio engineering project

[viral halo]

Nation of Islam mentioned in loer chat???

[dusk patrol]

Yakub is the funniest shit to come out of the Nation of Islam

[spare osprey]

that's the one

[raven stone]

Oh it gets “better”, he supposedly exists around the same time as…what…that “hyper ancient Korea age”…thing…?

[dusk patrol]

NOI lore is just

[arctic talon]

It’s like genuinely the most

[dusk patrol]

Amazing

[arctic talon]

Deranged thing

[raven stone]

That someone else invented?

[spare osprey]

bro died at 150

[arctic talon]

I’ve read in a while

[vagrant fox]

The Finno-Korean hyperwar??

[arctic talon]

Also they’re not Muslims

Despite being called the Nation of Islam

Crazy I know

[dusk patrol]

NOI is like Ghetto Mormonism

[raven stone]

That weird thing. Yea. Heard of it, obviously never read the details.

[storm jungle]

the islamite lore goes deep

[arctic talon]

Oh also Moses blew up the 100 most annoying white people

[arctic talon]

With dynamite

[dusk patrol]

Oh god

[spare osprey]

ts is so fucking funny

[dusk patrol]

Don’t remind me

[forest orbit]

Attack on Titan lore???

[spare osprey]

all tmrw's head ass

[dusk patrol]

I love this shit

[spring cairn]

i love nation of islam lore

[dusk patrol]

It’s amazing

[spring cairn]

and i love Yakub the all father

[raven stone]

These people really should just make a licensed game instead of wasting time on racial theories…

[spare osprey]

JACKIE CHAN?!?!

[dusk patrol]

I used to talk with Black Israelites that hung out near my house.

[forest orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/multiverse-war-invincible-angstrom-levy-gif-15791554031297099531

[viral halo]

https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Finno-Korean_hyperwar

[dusk patrol]

They called you a lot of slurs but eventually if you annoyed them enough they’d just start chatting

[arctic talon]

That’s really funny

You broke through the hard shell

[dusk patrol]

It was actually pretty funny

[arctic talon]

And got to the actual person

[forest orbit]

rare israel W

[arctic talon]

Inside

[raven stone]

Some weird litmus test they do alright.

[forest orbit]

and thats not saying much

[spare osprey]

John Halo and the Giza Autism Array

[arctic talon]

Black isrealites aren’t Jewish either

They’re another black nationalism organization

Except this one doesn’t murder people

Like the NoI

[dapper gyro]

I took a shower and this chat is already at the M.20.

[dusk patrol]

They knew I was Jewish too

[forest orbit]

I mean considering how awful israel is in general its not exactly that shocking is it.

[arctic talon]

They’re not Israeli either

They’re American

[forest orbit]

Even worse.

[dusk patrol]

They’re just a NOI spinoff

[arctic talon]

Well

Not really

[dusk patrol]

They claim to be the real Jews for whatever reason

[arctic talon]

They don’t believe in Yakub

[spare osprey]

yeah if you listen to like the shit kanye said

[arctic talon]

They’re just like normal crazy

Rather then advanced crazy

[spare osprey]

you got Black isrealites

[forest orbit]

as a jew I can also confirm

[dusk patrol]

Louis Farrakhan took waaaay too long to get seen as a piece of shit

[forest orbit]

My family hates israel tho so

[viral halo]

Lots of jews in here

[dusk patrol]

Wild stuff

[spare osprey]

as another jew i will also confirm

[spare osprey]

oh i wish

[forest orbit]

🤝

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/sewer-jew-sewer-jew-new-york-meme-gif-17337303977547999066

[arctic talon]

We should start practicing the version of Christianity the taiping rebellion did

(Do not)

[spring cairn]

cannibalism ?

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/dallas-buyers-club-dallas-buyers-club-gifs-handshake-money-gif-8607430

[forest orbit]

LMFAO god damn it

[vagrant fox]

My family already belongs to a wack christian cult, I don't need another

[raven stone]

Not that. But thinking you are bullet proof.

[forest orbit]

my dad is a rich person too so this is even worse 💀

[arctic talon]

I know it’s fake but the “I hear Yiddish under my floorboards tweet” is so funny

With the goddamn tunnels

Between the two different synagogues

Being real

[dusk patrol]

They got them out by yelling how good a deal the bagels are right now into the vents

[spare osprey]

we're starting the first discord bank, only currency is chocolate shekels

[forest orbit]

Those brothers were playing minecraft in advanced mode

[arctic talon]

I don’t even remember why they were doing it

Iirc they got in like a huge fight

[dusk patrol]

It was Covid

[viral halo]

You mfers are hilarious today

[arctic talon]

Oh bruh

[vagrant fox]

Straight up, all the things the Jews went through to give us bagels was worth it

[raven stone]

My family is big on Buddhist philosophy. That, alongside the fact that a certain American church sect drove my aunt clinically insane, means we don’t have too bright a view on Christianity…

Thankfully, we are not asses about it either. Just not our stuff.

[dusk patrol]

They wanted to go to Synagogue lol

[spare osprey]

yeah covid so they wanted to worship

[dusk patrol]

So they made an underground tunnel

It’s uh

It is hilarious

Not helping the stereotypes lol

[raven stone]

…

[dusk patrol]

Fuck there was some video of a guy complaining about the price of donuts at a local place and the man is the most Jewish mfer ever

It’s hilarious and unfortunate

Thank god we have Paul Rudd

[spare osprey]

i would also recommend rugelach

fuckin raspberry ones slap

[forest orbit]

My family almost veered into deism at one point due to some local zionites we had, it was like super bad but its always kinda important to hold a middle point at some points yeah.

[vagrant fox]

also good, my half-polish friends mother made it twice, once with raisins that I didn't apprecaite but the other was good

[spare osprey]

bro

[dusk patrol]

Hide Seth Rogen, pull out Rudd. Only show the sexy Jews.

[spare osprey]

have yall seen the fucking

IDF space marine homebrew

[forest orbit]

I HAVE

[arctic talon]

The what

[forest orbit]

IDF Marines

[arctic talon]

💀

[forest orbit]

Dilara mentioned it here awhile ago lmao

called the Iron something after the Iron Dome

[raven stone]

No, haven’t you seen the Family Guy gag, gym studded Jews are why a certain Austrian couldn’t get the girls, leading to history/shitpost.

[forest orbit]

I will say at least it captures what israelites do pretty well

[dusk patrol]

lol

[forest orbit]

even if its not done on purpose

[arctic talon]

League of legends Middle East server issues go crazy

[forest orbit]

but hey

no one is perfect

[arctic talon]

This is the most oddly server specific rant

about any game I’ve ever read

[spare osprey]

i was on that wiki a bit ago and i saw it, not even TRYING to be subtle lmao

[forest orbit]

YEP

[dusk patrol]

Imam, can you be a good Muslim and play League?

[forest orbit]

Like the worst part is I assume he was trying to make them seem "heroic"

and uhhh

purging "undesirables"

I wonder who he meant by that statement

[arctic talon]

I can only say that ironically and then show the mechanicus lobotomizing people the next page

[forest orbit]

To be fair with the admech its the satire

when you base an entire Chapter of marines on the IDF though uh 💀

[arctic talon]

What are they called

I need to read this cringe ass homebrew

[raven stone]

“only if you win against Western infidel players, then it can be considered a digital jihad”/shitpost.

…damnit I need to stop before I cross the line…

[forest orbit]

Im 99% it got nuked

[arctic talon]

It’s been too long since I’ve read some grade A cringe

[raven stone]

Then again Forgeworld just went and based the Red Scorpions on WW2 Wehrmacht…

[arctic talon]

I mean

Yeah

And it’s satire

[dusk patrol]

Wait til you learn about the Steel Legion

[forest orbit]

Im pretty sure it wasnt

[arctic talon]

They’re shown as absurdly brutal

[forest orbit]

since he was very adamantly defending it

saying they kill "bad aliens"

lol

[arctic talon]

Yeah they’re his obsessed with purity regarding the RS

Like

Really really obsessed

[dusk patrol]

Well yeah but most homebrews as super dumb in how the creators miss the point

[forest orbit]

||Considerng the nazi-tier warcrimes the IDF do IRL i guess it helped unironically serve a point||

but anyway, cringe

[arctic talon]

Steel legion are just based on the Wermarcht doctrinally and appearance wise no?

Their culture has always been

[forest orbit]

Kinda

[arctic talon]

Whatever

[forest orbit]

they are the blitzkrieg aspect

and thats it really

they arent really nazis

[dusk patrol]

Their older art was very WWII German

[raven stone]

I always feel modern Israel is the perfect example of “becoming the monster you fight.”

[dusk patrol]

They’ve merged it more

[arctic talon]

Afrika corp lookin ass

[forest orbit]

Pieces of shit will be pieces of shit

[arctic talon]

Now it’s just general WW2 Africa

Tbh

[forest orbit]

"they attacked us first" ahh

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[arctic talon]

They’re still like

[dusk patrol]

They’ve meshed it with the allies aesthetic more

[arctic talon]

Pretty German

[forest orbit]

They've been pretty de-germanified for the most part

[arctic talon]

I wish they kept the old bright yellow jackets

Tbh

[forest orbit]

their first art was literally falschimjaegers or whatever

[arctic talon]

I know the tan is a “return to form”

But fuck that lol

The bright yellow is loud obnoxious and fits super well

[dusk patrol]

Similar to how Krieg has become more and more mishmashed too

[arctic talon]

Tbf krieg was always a mishmash

[dusk patrol]

It was but they’ve added to it

[arctic talon]

Even back with the FW stuff

Yeah

[raven stone]

Actually come to think of it, the Great Rift is perfect.
IoM is now definitely far more East and West Roman Empire

[dusk patrol]

They’ve developed the aesthetics more

[arctic talon]

I do like

[raven stone]

For anyone who is not smooth brained.

[arctic talon]

How the new DKOK dude

Has a German + French name

[forest orbit]

Sprinkle in some nazi-romanism and its pretty on point

[arctic talon]

Which are the 2 main inspirations

[forest orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/chefs-kiss-french-chef-perfect-dish-excellent-food-perfection-gif-20341505

[arctic talon]

It’s so funny

Bros first name is German and last name is French

[forest orbit]

Wdym

[dusk patrol]

I expect if we see a new Steel Legion they’ve be pretty changed too

[forest orbit]

i thought all krieg were german

[dusk patrol]

It’s a nice touch

[forest orbit]

You are telling me not all of them are named Franz?

[dusk patrol]

They don’t have names

So no

[forest orbit]

I mean they do

they get them

[dusk patrol]

They don’t

[forest orbit]

tho the lore on that is also a mess

They do

[dusk patrol]

Until they become commanders

[forest orbit]

the Vraks book literally shows it lol

[forest orbit]

Nah

some get random names assigned to them when ranking up too, its not just commander stuff

[spare osprey]

I FOUND THEM

[arctic talon]

Oh god

[forest orbit]

NOOOOOOOO

[spare osprey]

Storm Zealots

[forest orbit]

NOT THE FUCKIGN STAR OF DAVID

[arctic talon]

That looks fine visually

[forest orbit]

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT

[dusk patrol]

Well that’s lame, but regardless most don’t

[arctic talon]

Wait nvm

LOL

[dusk patrol]

That’s just discount Sons of Medusa

[forest orbit]

Genuinely awful

[arctic talon]

God

[forest orbit]

Lmao

[arctic talon]

They didn’t even like

Change it

[vagrant fox]

I really thought it was just Sons of Meudsa for a second

[spare osprey]

you will NEVER guess what they use on their flags

[dusk patrol]

It’s extremely similar

[forest orbit]

ironically would have been worse

[arctic talon]

That emblem feels incredibly low effort

I’m ngl

[forest orbit]

Its been awhile, remind me 💀

[spare osprey]

see i'm thinking raptors

[arctic talon]

The green feels SoM to me

But the tactical gear is raptors

[dusk patrol]

Nah it’s got all the SoM stuff

[forest orbit]

Its the same shade of army green

so its pretty samey

[dusk patrol]

Jus more boring l

[spare osprey]

MENORAH

[arctic talon]

Oh my fucking god

[forest orbit]

Again

[arctic talon]

At least change it

[forest orbit]

Hate israel

[arctic talon]

A bit

[forest orbit]

LOL

[spare osprey]

oh

[arctic talon]

40k doesn’t use 1 to 1 irl religious symbols

[spare osprey]

my

[arctic talon]

[spare osprey]

god

[forest orbit]

minus shit like

the iron cross or whatever

[spare osprey]

HE HAS A KNIGHT HOUSE

[forest orbit]

which is like meh

Oh

[dusk patrol]

Tbh it reads like a kid came up with it, it’s a pretty basic shit homebrew

[arctic talon]

That’s not a religious symbol

[forest orbit]

Still pretty shit

[arctic talon]

That’s just a military one

Iirc

[forest orbit]

doesnt really matter what age group did it

Ive met adult homebrewers who do even worse ones honestly

[spare osprey]

House Orenstein

[dusk patrol]

I mean it does, you see a lot dumber ones often with younger kids

[forest orbit]

[spare osprey]

the fuckin name is killing me

[dusk patrol]

My oldest ones had similar dumb designs of just “take this thing and slam it on”

[forest orbit]

Hes definitely not subtle

thats for sure lol

[dusk patrol]

It’s very lazy

[forest orbit]

Yeah we kinda got the gist on that

@spare osprey Now the real question, how many warcrimes do they commit

[arctic talon]

Oh hey that’s a totally not horrifying teaser for league lore

Ionia is covered up on the world map with weird red and black goo

[dusk patrol]

Is it gone?

[arctic talon]

No

[forest orbit]

was that the continent of furries

[dusk patrol]

Damn

[spare osprey]

like i've put a star of david on one of my marines, but i mean at least it was slightly designed

man

[arctic talon]

No because the furries are everywhere

[forest orbit]

the problem is

[spare osprey]

amazing question

[arctic talon]

But yeah it’s their origin point

[forest orbit]

that barely looks like the star of david

so its good

[arctic talon]

^

Need to do a bit of iconoclasm

To your religious symbols to make them fit properly lol

[spare osprey]

mhm

[forest orbit]

If he has at least made them super evil he has captured the israelcore pretty well.

Unless its like some "noble" bullshit

[spare osprey]

well

they sure hate the tau

[forest orbit]

Damn.

[spare osprey]

kinda comically so

[forest orbit]

Already off to a good start

[forest orbit]

Lmao the classic homebrew thing

"this faction knows and hate my group because we are so cool"

[spare osprey]

"and we caused every issue in this huge event"

ok bud

[forest orbit]

Well he did capture the atrocity commitment pretty well

so good on him I guess?

[spare osprey]

also

[arctic talon]

This is how I feel rn

[forest orbit]

though it being against the tau is like super funny

[arctic talon]

Tbh

Wait no

Wrong reaction image

Fuck

[spare osprey]

they've been to Commorragh?

[arctic talon]

W/e

[arctic talon]

Guh

How

[spare osprey]

idfk

[forest orbit]

I assume they got a ticket

[arctic talon]

The whole chapter?

[spare osprey]

just says they have

[forest orbit]

Lmao

[raven stone]

Wait you feel cooked?

[arctic talon]

Lmao

Idk

Kinda

[spare osprey]

Under leadership of Third Captain Avishai, the Storm Zealots have fought the xeno pirates even deep through the Dark City of Commorragh itself.

[dusk patrol]

Still not the most Mary sue homebrew somehow.

[forest orbit]

Yeah

thats dumb lol

[dusk patrol]

I hate the homebrew wiki, you rarely get people even trying

[forest orbit]

"deep through" mfer you would die in like 10m

[spare osprey]

i knew a dude who said his chapter had the prototype ship all gloriana's were based on

[spare osprey]

it is horid

[dusk patrol]

People are just boring

[raven stone]

I mean, to be fair, in one of the earlier DE codex, a strike cruiser was brought into Commorragh with its marines on board

[forest orbit]

As the saying goes it can always be worse.

[forest orbit]

Yeah but thats usually the writers thinking of cool shit to write.

[arctic talon]

That was intentional

By vect

[dapper gyro]

Homebrew wiki only collect from the worst ones.

[arctic talon]

It doesn’t count imo

[dusk patrol]

They let it in

[spare osprey]

plus we've got that tau guy

[dusk patrol]

To destroy a rival Kabal

[spare osprey]

who also seems to be delving into eldar

[raven stone]

Ok, true

[arctic talon]

Oh

Aun’shi

He escaped

Which is possible tbf

Just very hard

[forest orbit]

Hes a slippery lad

[arctic talon]

Imo it’s fine if you get

Dragged in unwillingly

And make it out with some horrific journey

[forest orbit]

yeah though as ever it depends

[spare osprey]

this guy just intakes no criticism and i hate him for it

[dusk patrol]

The vent diagram of people who homebrew and people who post on that wiki

[spare osprey]

HATE

[forest orbit]

you need control of the webway gates to even get out

[dusk patrol]

Not a good circle

[spare osprey]

there's a bingo yknow

[forest orbit]

Oh man I know this one

[dusk patrol]

The most basic rule is “hey if your dudes sound like they got more going on than the poster boys for your faction, maybe don’t” is broken so much

[forest orbit]

though the issue

most of these are kinda "legit"

some are absolutely awful though

could have definitely filled it with cringier stuff

https://tenor.com/view/draco-malfoy-harry-potter-mewing-mew-slytherin-gif-8263298459687914233

[dusk patrol]

They forgot “fights with their serfs as a military force” and “are very nice and wholesome”

[arctic talon]

LOL

[raven stone]

“Entire Chapter swore to serve Deathwatch”

The cringe to end all cringe.

[arctic talon]

What

[forest orbit]

This is like-

ugh

[arctic talon]

That’s not how that works

[forest orbit]

Draco Chadfoy

you got a problem?

[storm jungle]

Damn, beat me to the warcrime jokes, rip

[raven stone]

That’s the point of the cringe bomb joke

[forest orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/im-doing-my-part-serious-stare-gif-11979677

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[spare osprey]

right there actually lmao

[dusk patrol]

Also “lots of terminator armor”

[dusk patrol]

Damn I missed it

“Lots of psykers”

“First founding chapter successor, but without the flaws.”

[arctic talon]

Lots of relics

[spare osprey]

i'm tryna think of this guy

[forest orbit]

another one I absolutely despise

[raven stone]

I still remember when very early 10th gave Marines the HH era terminator datacrads…

[spare osprey]

because like

he did EVERYTHING wrong

[arctic talon]

But Glorianas aren’t like

[forest orbit]

To be fair

[arctic talon]

A fixed pattern

[forest orbit]

thats a case of like, nobody telling him his ideas are bad

[spare osprey]

EXACTLY

[dusk patrol]

“My chapter has a ton of heresy relics”

[forest orbit]

ive seen so many guys like that on the homebrew sphere

it definitely is an effect of how snowflake some founding chapters are too

[spare osprey]

they were 2nd founding dark angels too so you KNOW he tried to get away with literally everything and anything

[forest orbit]

people kinda dont get to not copy them that much

[arctic talon]

Bruh I feel weird giving an entire explorator fleet a single phosphex weapon lol

[raven stone]

Homebrewers really should just stick to Imperial Agents FFS

[forest orbit]

Mood.

[arctic talon]

Because I think warcrime gun funny

But I think I should have less shame reading other people’s homebrew tbh

[spare osprey]

he still had the secret orders, had all 6 wings, had all the old tech that was forbidden by the lion

also his orders

[forest orbit]

Lmaooooo

[dusk patrol]

“My chapter has a hidden Phosphex STC”

[spare osprey]

were the dumbest fucking things ever