#40k-lore-chat
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bottom right head is such a great rendition of the artwork
I think they also have that, they've got a load of things going on
I posted his gofund me here a couple days ago, you should check that out if you want to help the man
I like the helmet on this one
How much does the average ecclesiarchy priest know about the ruinous powers/daemons? do they know at least of them in a tertiary sense so they have a thing to caution against?
I would suggest chaos for some spice but loyal ones are always old reliable

so far mandrakor sotod out for me
but i just went through all tehc ahso ones
they are in the new nachmond book
which i odnt have
its hard ot judge lroe since there is 3 wikis all saying different lore
for every house
I think it's mostly under the banner of the Archenemy instead of the specific gods
I figured they would say like "The ruinous powers" Or "The Archenemy"
But ok, they do have a way to reference it in prayer as for what the enemy is
OOO
House Ærthegn
is space pirates
they call them selves Wræken Dreor
which translated to pilgrims of blood and ash
and they kidnap psyekrs and navigators
forcing them to pilot thier ships
this was before they joined the imperium
(During the Great Crusade era that is, they sided with Horus…)
so random question i had while in the shower, do we have any info on what kind of defenses are in the ort cloud at the edge of the sol system if any?
its heavily fortified and has a bunch of mechanicus operated mining stations
thats all we know
the quotas for it ramped up to an absurd degree to fuel the indomitus crusade
and a lot of new slaves menials were being shipped in
got it thanks
"The children yearn for the mines? You mean the babies!"
House Vyronii is counted amongst the most venerable Knight houses of the entire Segmentum Obscurus, its Knights being famed for their tenacity and their uniquely sorrowful demeanour. Separated from the rest of Humanity's domains for millennia, House Vyronii nevertheless stood their ground against xenos incursions and the frightful megafauna of their home planet, Damaetus III/II.
tbh id ont understand waht they mean by sorrowful demeanour
They’re sad all the time
Or depressed
fair
so either House Ærthegn or House Griffith tbh
so i guess i need to decide if i want loyalist legion or chaos legion
wait
where was belakor during horus heresy?????
Busy doing other shit
He’s xenos
He 100% did not like the imperium or the traitors
"One will try to kill me"
"The other one will try to kill me"
"...yeah nah I'mma do my own thing"
the demon prince??????/
oh neat
Basically he is an important Xenos
vine thud
when the hell has beh ever been important
I mean tbf I doubt we even know what he looks like
Like, 9e
wasnt he a demon prince by the time of HH
Yes
He was the first and hates serving the other chaos gods
mainly because he was uncontrollable
Well not hate
But he doesn’t like them
The only humans he likes are the ones he’s groomed lol
Like house Corvax
Korvax?
Whatever the fuck
I love mech, yet I don't enjoy WH40K knight much. At least they are better than titans.
vine thud
GROOMED???
I'm cancelling him on twitter bruh. He's gonna have to pull out the Ukulele
i hate titans lmao, their lore is jsut so dumb to me
Tbf I doubt he would've been able to take MUCH advantage because both factions hate Xenos with a passion.
And he's a Xenos
whats the point of having titans when you have knights and vise versa
Yeah fair
Honestly I don't know how much of his appearance is Chaos
and how much is due to his past mortal form
Yeah that's probably why he could lie
later on belakor did get a warband of word bearers
But he’s explicitly some xenos species
Since he looks like this
Yeah
He also has his own groupies
i, dont know how he convinced them
The disciples of belakor
oh?
Honestly, I think it would be funny if Belakor just
always looked like that
oh yeah thtats 40k's legion of the first prince
They’re made up of a bunch of dif csm
His entire species just looks like the fucking Hell Knights from Doom
He treats them not totally awful lol
it's just that nobody remembers
Belakor also does have xenos followers
Which he keeps seperate from his uh
Marine ones
Now that’s a new Hedonite endless spell for AoS
He has more love for House Korvax and mortal cultists
you mean idoneht?
Prolly
"Belakor... you're working with... Filthy Xenos??? Are you cheating on me??"
idoneht*
hedonites is slaanesh
It ain’t water 
"No it's uh... you don't get it. It's just a thing that happens"
they already have endelss spells
Yeah but uh more
sob "I thought we were more!"
It’s not like that,
Jokes aside belakor I find very fun in 40k
I like him more then his whfb version
For AoS idk, I think I prefer 40k belakor
Probably because any Daemons are technically part of the Chaos gods, who he hates.
I mean so does 40k’s belly K
And why did the new messages only load now
belakor in aos is all about spy networks and shit
I hope he shows up in nachmund
Yeah I know, it is funny to imagine it like he's cheating on them toh
and has gotten a head up over archy a few times
Double ascension since he's already incorporeal due to being a daemon prince
right?
im a sucker for spy secret network shit, tis why i liek aos more. i think 40k belakor lacks a bit more unique stuff besides him
also belakor has his bestie
Actual Marriage dispute

Idea because I am severely bored and the adhd meds haven't kicked in yet
To an extent yeah
40k belakor is very much a
Eternus rocks
Self serving egocentric asshole with his own shit going on
The Chaos Gods are actually just a polyamorous couple behind the scenes.
Belakor is a salty ex

he keeps fucking dying so belakor keeps reviving him
He’s just not that racist
Less racist as to not instantly murder anybody that's useful out of sheer spite*
Goes hard, don't like the lizard horses though
eternus rocks
...boyfriends??
The Blade of the First Prince was one of Archaon’s loyal Varanguard – a champion of the Eighth Circle known as Atarus – until he renounced the Everchosen and swore fealty to the Dark Master. Destroyed and reborn by Be'lakor's sorcery, he became Eternus – the chosen agent of the First Prince. The lord of traitors now rides at the head of Be'lakor's legions, crushing rivals in battle and commanding a vast network of spies and agents. Even death cannot halt his machinations, for each time Eternus is slain, he is reborn in a flash of black lightning – a cruel parody of Sigmar's Stormcast

gay
I'm sorry LMAO
belakor literally created chaos stormcasts
He’s like casually racist
Not a competitive racist
"Oh don't worry, you're one of the good ones"
type
Enemies to lovers-
“Don’t worry House Korvax, you’re not like those other humans”
Similar to a white supremacist's wife, he can overlook somethings

oh yeah belakor also has shadow demons from the moon in aos
Furies?
nope
You ever think the demons on there use a telescope to just
Watch people
"Hmmm yes, this human is doing something stupid"
In darkest Ulgu lies Be'lakor's fortress of Mordikar.[5a][6d] From his throne room at the heart of this shadowy labyrinth, he commands a legion of spies and agents - mortals, daemons, and even stranger beings such as the reclusive spirits known as shadow daemons.[6a][6c]
they are just a thing in ulgu, morathi has some
Something without a mini
but htye also follow belakor
yea
he also has a bloodthirster general
Completely unrelated image for no reason
who he enslaved bound
Burger
he has enslaved alot of greater demons
Does it include from like all the 4
Nurgle, Slaanesh, Khorne, Tzeentch
I really want to make a joke but I also don't
This is normal for him
Honestly love the Viking themes of the Chaos Cultists in AoS. Along with how Fantasy had Chaos have a bit of dimension in general
Alternatively it's upside down and it's lava dripping down a Fyreslayer monsters tusk/fang
Like they're still evil gods but the Chaos Cultists do shit like
Pray to Tzeentch for good winds
Similar to how the Greek Gods definitely weren't good. But they were treated as a part of life since they reflected the good and bad parts of humanity
That type of shit
What army do you mewn?
Like slaves to darkness, tzeentch, khrone, Slaanesh, nrugle
I mean isn't there like an entire area in fantasy that basically worshipped chaos gods and are explicitly based off of Norse culture
Or did that change in AoS
Ohhh yeah
The funny thing in WH Fantasy and 40K is that the more you believe that they are bad, they worst they become.
Darkoath are Norse mythos
And then for everyone else, they follow a god on propose or are forced into it or pray for a specific thing
I honestly think this particular set is a huge miss, I like the leader model but the rest look pretty goofy to me
this guy especially
but the CHOSEN, those are such an excellent kit
It’s like, for AOS y ou follow chaos or die
For a sec I thought his teeth were a mustache
goes hard
Only 2% of humans don’t follow chaos
And I was about to ask why he looks like he is 60
fr
goofy ass
Still would've been funnier if it was
I think like every single human faction was a different stereotypical human race
"Darn kids, by the power invested in me by Khorne, get off my lawn!"

Laati almost sees a Viltrumite...
Might be because of the Invincible binging I've done recently

😇
Like actually recruiting people
And looking not completely shit on the surface?
Yea , depending on the warband duh
There’s a warband of khrone that spend most of their time battling in the realm of chaos
And then go to the mortal realms for vacation
For murder
There’s one that does bone carvings
Hardcore
Honestly always wonder what Khorne cultist recruitment is like.
Like I can get Tzeentch and Slaanesh.
Nurgle probably forces it via infection.
But how tf do Khorne cultists recruit people
"Hey, have you tried murdering your boss?"
There’s one warband, I think the main one
Who murders everyone but the strongest warriors
And recruits the strongest warriors of their enemy
Also I think there’s one that is literally caused by murder madness
People would just go insane
So all of the big muscle without will power?
Also alot of S2D warbands would just convert to one of thr main gods
Chaos finally learned a tool from the good guys...
Talk-no-jujistu

In a really good short story
People that a khrone warband murdered whispered the main characters name
So the warband went to go find the guy and recruit him
Every time you kill someone khrone whispers who you need to recruit
I guess khrone recruitment is much more active
Tzeentch is a dick head and either trick people or he just holds a gun to their head to force them to join
"Hold on, Khorne's telling me to recruit somebody."
The kharadron overlords got so rich that every other species in chamon were living in hell
"Uh-huh.. uh-huh... Wait his name is fucking what?"
"Who the fuck is named Lettuce-Emoticon?"
"Right sorry my lord"
And so many people were praying for change, praying to not live in utter economic squalor
That it brought tzeentch to AOS
And blew up chamon
So Tzeentch basically was born/brought into AoS via an anti-bourgeois revolution
Yea
That is fucking funny
Well not born, the gods couldn’t find the mortal realms so they couldn’t invade
But each of the gods got there because of people
Slaanesh was kidnapped it doenst count
Imagine if Tzeentch finally got into the mortal realm only to see like
A bunch of Leninist style imagery

Nurgle was brought to AOS by a bunch of red necks trying to make a disease so they can win the big harvest festival
💀
"Hey I wanna win the harvest Festival" ---> Summoning the embodiment of decay into the mortal realm
Wild fucking stack of dominoes
What about Khorne
One tribe basically went on a warpath and destroyed aqshy
And there was so much murder there is a realm under aqshy of pure blood
I admit murdering so many people that you summon the God of Murder and Skulls is hardcore
Honestly considering the tone of the rest of the summons I expected Khorne to be summoned via like
Idk
A pillow fight
"I FUCKING HATE NERDSSS REEE"
I don’t remember how they captured Slaanesh
I think teclis just brought them along
All chained up
And Slaanesh just kept sending people mental emails
Slaanesh in AOS is weird
"I am a Prince trapped in the middle of nowhere. Send me pictures of your body or else I won't be able to get out!"
Slaanesh is uber unorganized
They captured slaanesh because they were very sleepy from eating all those tasty elf souls
Lmao
They literally jumped slaanesh while they were in a food coma
And then forced them to start puking up souls
"ouggh... So full"
I think Slaanesh doenst even have a defacto leader
Well
Khrone’s just died
So
Slaanesh and khrone
And tzeentch actually
Don’t have leader of the whole faction
Oh tzeentch has gaunt summoners
But like
Most of them are forced to follow archeon
you keep saying Khrone and I thought I was transported to another dimension where they renamed him and got scared for a sec
staring at custode wardens like private pyle rn
Khorndella Effect...
Do planetary militia ever get deployed outside their worlds?
As the name implies their job is to be a militia incase their planet gets attacked so no not really

What happened with Khairos and Ku'gath in WHF?
they're the scraps of the tithe basically usually under equipped and trained, so them going off world will is a waste of resources
That's what's implied
Yet there comes Darktide character creation with this line:
At a young age you joined the ranks of the planet's militia and spent years in the field, fighting in several campaigns of the Fringe Wars
Did they come back into AoS?
Both are around, khairos has been doing a lot
I think he’s just, somewhere in AOS
Unless he was killed in old world
Karios*
He’s like the current leader of tzeentch demons
I think he has his own coven of lord of changes???
I can’t remember if it was him specially or not
Not a huge fan of blue guy but I like Kairos
Do you know anything else about Ku'gath?
He doenst have a model
Idk why they made him the leader in tww
Since he never had one
Also the uh, Slaanesh demon prince
Was he just an unimportant character?
Idk if he was important I just know he didn’t have a model
He’s in 40K for some reason
I thought a lot of daemons were and that Warhammer was just funny like that
the blue guy? like the changeling?
I mean Tzeentch in general, Changeling is kinda cool too though
Changling has actually donr a shitload in AOS
Just a silly little guy pulling pranks
@storm jungle I think I'm gonna finish the malus darkblade books
So every city has a tzeentch cult
I think it's great that his whole thing is "did I do a good prank papa Tzee"
Genuinely cracked
fuck im trying to remember the tzeentch lord that has the flowers around him
Aekold there we go
wonder what happened to him
oh he died

Source?
huh
You're in the Blight Survival server too?
yeah
I wonder how that game is gonna turn out
I'm getting the vibe that they're really really torn on how to make the game
saw the game years ago and wanted to watch the development
yeah but hopefully they can make it through and finish one of these days
Hopefully
I hope it's not just another extraction game
Unless they make it really stand out in a fun way
The very first ad I ever saw of it said it was gonna be a co-op game
Based
honestly the Malus books are really good in general imo
they kinda drag sometimes but its just nice to read about a goofy asshole protagonist
book and a half left ive been reading so mch else took like a year off
all good oomfie

when your protagonist has the name "Darkblade" that kinda settles the need for a break
In that case its just a militia then, it kinda depends on the use of the word really.
also the planet's way of operating its armed forces as usual too
Right
Yeah its mostly handwaving
burger
Could be that they started in the Militia then joined the guard ?
Aekold should have been a LL for Tzeentch and not a LH 
true !
LH spam was a mistake and so us the Champion of Chaos dlc and the Ogre Kingdom one
That should be the case, aye, but that text makes it way too vague
still praying we get the Ironskin Tribe if Ogres ever get another DLC
Should have been lord for the Chaos factions. + Flc Belakor for WoC
And Ogre should have been a dlc after release.
With reorder being Nagash/Nameless(/that other dude I forgot the name of, Dieter something)
Last Ogre dlc seemed underwhelming tbh
average 40k lore text moment
Aside from Cadia, all of the planets and moons are in the Moebian domain. Apparently, each Moebian regiment protects a planet, kind of creating a planetary system defense.
Yeah they dont get rotated out to warzones as much which Dukane notes on as a bad thing
ether you come from a fringe world on the front or the fringe war is so desperate they have started throwing the militas into it
It could be something akin to a frateris militia that became a more long term thing
I always imagine the Planetary militias like the National Guard or the Reserve in the UK, yea their main purpose is to defend the homefront but they can and are deployed overseeas when needed.
are the miltias and the pdf the same thing?
Depending on local naming conventions a planet could call its pdf a militia, for one reason or another. Broadly speaking I'd say it's not
^
then i would say the pdf is the national guard/reserve army equivalent
Do PDFs have to meet any sort of established standard? technological/equipment, size, etc?
which would leave the militia as a ragtag ad hock civilian levy most likely
ideally they are almost as good as the regiments the world sends to the guard as their point is to defend the planet and hold the line if reinforcement is needed
not really
It's all in the hands of the local government, whatever they can do as long as there's a PDF.
there's PDFs using blackpowder weapons
iirc one of the character background options says you start in the militia, join the pdf after a time then enlist in the guard
It does sound like a similar situation to the frateris militia, minus the church decree
I doubt there's many situations where the Imperium wouldn't take more bodies to throw at a problem
The reserve in Canada is also known as the Militia.
yeah its a common name for a reserve military force
Feel like Oliver should ahve looked like a bug
It is the opposite to the Expeditionary.
Not even making things up, Viltrumite DNA is stronger and dominates the other half. Gradually, they become closer to pure Viltrumite.
He just wants to fuck them don’t worry
Who’s He in this situation??
i guess the guard/pdf/planetary militia situation is similar to the modern day US army/national guard/reservist respecfully
Oliver
Once he gets older he ||mentions how he finds mosquitos hot||
I mean parasitoids are baller
Eisenhorn ||going "If I die then I die.." seemed melodramatic until he casually drops the fact that like 80 years had passed since four pages ago||
RAIN WORLD MENTIONED
i dont remember where i saw it but is bronze also a color the alpha legion actually used a lot
Yes
In the heresy it was often seen on Veterans and Seekers
The Alpha Legion has used Grey, dull bronze, silver, gold, teal, blue, purple, green
for livery colors
though the teal/green/silver is by far the most common
and what the legion was mostly wearing
so has the bronze fallen out in current 40k in place of the teal silver
It had fallen out of favor by the time of the Heresy
but I'm sure some AL warbands prolly still do it
also what is a seeker
Seekers are like sternguard veterans for marine legions
They’re line marines who’ve become extremely expierence and get sectioned off into their own squads

Stargate vibes
People in Chamon must be buff as shit, since even the animals are made of metal
bro maxed out his bling quest
Aside from the Imperial Webway project, were there any other grand plan of the Emperor?
5 yo me standing in a very uncomfortable suit as my mom is trying to make a photo of me
Invincible lore is updated guys
It was always a multi-step thing usually
Conquer earth
Make primarchs + Grand armies
Subjugate the Galaxy
Starve the chaos gods + let humanity become a psychic race + make warp-travel essentially obsolete
Then "step down" and let humanity rule itself
aside from that he didnt want much else but human supremacy
hes a pretty basic himbo
Got that perfect fatal flaw in step 5
Expecting your subjects to do fuck all and not kill eachother
😭
he had the capability to make this work but instead he shoved his head so far into his ass he's a human donut
accurate lol
As a the youngest 31 year old only girl in a family of 3 older brothers trust me it would be even worse

Idk
Gender doesnt factor too much into familial spats believe me
What being the youngest girl in the family does to a motherfucker
13 years of warhammer
warhammer not even once

All that tells us is Malcador never had any sisters
It can, but he is probably just looking at how women fair when it comes to leading a society compared to men
My nieces have no brothers and they're all mentally ill
This is all the proof I need
LOL
There’s not a lack of women tyrants in history
When the results we got are primarchs and space marines I guess it is how it is.

It’s mostly a joke anyways when he says it
It is how it is cause Big E got too big an ego
Among other things
arent primarchs and sm men because it would be easier to sell minis to boys easier
They fight Between themselves isn't it
pretty much
the lore reason for it has always been flimsy
its mostly just 80's machoism tho yeah
its not that complex of a subject
Can confirm
And malcadors all like ahhh these lil shits
I like throwing water bottles at my bros
Most people hold on to the old lore when it suites them. Like how Custodes are boys/men taken from elite families
Should of made you girls so u fight less
just same reason
Malc doesnt get it 😔
cause minis
he has absorbed more black templar energy
I grow stronger every day
Sooner or later he will become the emperor's champion
But anyway yeah dumb old man is dumb old man
he got turned into a pile of ash so theres that bonus i guess
Man that part dragged on so much in the book
when people said they cried during it i was like "am I suppose to feel bad"
I'M NOT THERE YET
Malcador dying has always been a thing!!!
terrible
But I didn'y know HOW
Also you don’t see it anyways
I know he sits on the throne
yeah but thats also been known
like uh
the books just detail it
its nothing too exciting but alright ill zip it still

No you're okay

Sanguinius on the other hand has a more detailed demise which prob is better for you to see yourself
in the O.G lore its just: "Horus clapped him"
Also you literally don’t even see him die in the book
It’s an older separate short we see it
one of those shits where you fight for your life, where you gotta strip naked and hold on to the toilet
That's how he really went out
When sang dies, do I get to see the black rage right then?
Yes
HOOOORUUUSSS
Yeah his sons go berserk which is explored well enough
It’s not quite the same was what it would become
so you'll get to see it
It’s more a mix of the rage and thirst
I'd like to RAGE, please.
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But it does affect them
Nah just the way he died
That was even funnier
The loveable* murdering genocidal warlord
not my goat man 😭
So
Every 40k character to some degree tbh
My goat Perturabo
I will agree with dilara on that scene being borderline comedic

Like
Perturabo saw his team was throwing and left
Its definitely not comedic
A lot of characters are genocidal Warlords in 40k
its more like i legit dont care
so it becomes a bit funny
its a personal thing lmao
Nah he was just ass mad that they were winning cause the warp
It's honestly harder to find a character that ISN'T a genocidal warlord
If my team is running it down lane, I'm leaving
Its the equilavent of him holding the capture point in TF2 but his entire team is conga lining
Its so fucking gratuitous
Using chaos doesn’t do that since it’s “cheating”
Nah I like sanguinius but it is fucking hilarious
Then he goes and uses chaos but hey
They spend a number of pages I cannot remember describing the beating of an entirely incapacitated man
spoilers for Apoc but
Also doesn't help that part of his team is too busy literally turning people into drugs
its like what happens to Torso in Tokyo Ghoul, its so excessively gurusome and brutal
Into red fucking paint for the throne room
I WANNA CLICK SO BAD
Kinda like those flash games that are all about killing somebody
good times
Torso died ||as a result of his head and limbs being severed. His limbs were found close to the body and the head was located not much further away. Some sort of thick implement appears to have been inserted into the patient's rectum. It was thrust up till the victim's diaphragm, gouging out flesh all the way. The damage to the head was especially severe, with his eyeballs removed, tongue cut, and nose dug out. In its place, the victim's severed genitals was forcibly inserted. The victim's tongue was nowhere to be found.||
I love stickmen violently murdering each other
Like
Sangboy is probably my favourite genocider but it cracked me up
WHAT THE FUCK
yeah
LMAO
he is my favorite genocider
"nose dug out" is CRAZY
Yeah I used to go on stick page for hours when I was 6
turned him into michael jackson
Is that the fucking Mario Creepypasta autopsy monologue or is it something different
Oh
Newgrounds ultraviolence stickmen were so cool
rhymes with grape someone
Yeah at that point it's just a bit gratuitous. Why did they fucking remove his nose
because anime
rhymes with grape the person lol

💀
nah that entire thing got cut from the anime lol
its important to the development of another character smh
Damn.
Classic manga moment
YOU-
I told you it was excessive
YOU FUCKING POSTED IT
Didn't need the entire autopsy tho

Ah yes, the creation of a human sized mr. potato head was necessary for some reason
gonna share that excerpt with my most hated nemesis
Hadron here-

its the point where a character goes off the deep end and she becomes based
and murder pilled
okay
Why does that Servo Skull have an entire paragraph on his forehead
Or her
as expected of a sylvaneth a mechanicus player
Its a blessing
expert at making you think your wrong
Why does she say this btw
me the criminal that was literally about to be executed because I complained about the food and got caught
Speaking of animes why did that senior citizen in the dbz mangas perv on an underage girl
its a passing complimentary comment essentially
Like I know it's for specific personality types? I think only like
The Zealot gets that type of shit right?
because japan
Kind of a freaky compliment
japan is questionable on many things on that department
Yeah basically.
Master Roshi is just Freaky as shit.
because senior citizens in japan do that irl
its like
a stereotype
And honestly I would like him much more if he wasn't a pervert jfc
whats new
At least he does actually have an interesting character.
If you ignore the freaky shit he does.
Fav dbz charecter?
my GOAT did it
only DBZ content I've consumed is the tag fighter
Oh
I grew up w dragon ball z
I grew up watching DBZ
And then went back and watched DB and DBZ
My favorite is probably bu
Not evil bu though
The one who hangs out in heaven w the nameks
this is the only anime and manga i consider my favorite
I read the first manga volume as a wee lad and thought it sucked and never watched the anime
But from watching fighting game streams I know mr satan is cool
Haha yeah only guy who's got no powers
Dragonball is honestly more wild than DBZ.
Mainly because it was much more focused on comedy.
Like a lot of shit was literally made up by the seat of Toriyama's pants and it's actually shocking how cohesive it is despite all the stories literally being made up on the spot
Like Goku being an Alien is essentially a retcon
We're used to it but that technically wasn't the original intention
Rip Toriyama
I think Tokyo Ghoul was the first manga I actually consumed lol
I blame my cousion for that
she continues to be a terrible influence on me/hj
Funnily enough you know why there's like
3 sets of androids?
I have a bad taste in anime lol
And the fact that kaneki's now a killer on dead by daylight
Lemme fucking yap with my autism powers
which is weird lol
ain't no way it's still chasing you bro
I like things like early seasons of one peice 😂
well actually
I do not
i love the fact that the entity saw him and was like i can traumatize you
he kills like 60+ people but I wouldn't call any of them innocent
Tbh
its not like he's in a good headspace anyways LOL
you know its bad
when your mental stability improves
after you get lobotomized
3 times
3 times??!
Ghouls regenerate their bodies
What did they miss the first 2 what the heck
he gets his prefrontal lobe carved out 3 seperate times
Oh lol
Essentially.
Originally 19 (white fat guy) and 20 (Dr. Gero) were originally supposed to be the villains.
Then his editor was like "An old man and a fat white guy? Why are these the villains?"
Then 16, 17, and 18 were introduced and the editor was like
"Now they're just a bunch of teenagers. Come on make something else."
So then Cell was made
Manga editorial everyone
For better or for worse
Why?
honestly i'm just concerned what the hell the entity is cooking on having scream, demigorgon and Kaneki in dead by daylight
Because he's a ghoul
and they decide to experiment on him rather then kill him
since he used to be a human
Oh I thought he was asking for it at that point
thank you Japanese government
nah
he's like pretty mentally stable
jokes aside
he's just got saner after he got lobotomized thirce
because they pretty much removed all the parental abuse he had
When the lobotomy actually works

well at least he got a relatively good ending
Imagine a Tech Priest trying to lobotomize him
its weird they don't even use like
the time Kaneki actually went off the rails insane
Reminds me of one of my least favorite tropes in anime
Annoying high pitched little guy who is on demon time about groping and otherwise sexually harassing women
"...where is the part I am supposed to lobotomize? MOST OF HIS BRAIN IS GONE. HOW IS EVEN STILL CONSCIOUS?"
then again its missing the edgy mask
Horrific bonus points if they're minors
To be fair for marketing purposes they would need to go with his you know most iconic form
its funny because its real
there's an irony to the fact that the mask is so iconic
he wears it only for like
20-30 chapters in total
Coke to keep up with the extremely harsh deadlines.
Aphrodisiacs because of how horny they are
Most of it is slop, just churn out shit to appeal to otakus
It's not even that because of the way Japan works like going for creatively new works is at a risk
Like shit like that is popular there
It's my rant trust me I know 
Honestly I have become desensitized to it mostly.
Mostly
Watching Bleach for the first time recently and I fucking hate Cone/Kone(?)
so?
Sure, but it's also what sells
wanna feel something while wonking your willy?
Haha naked woman show panties funny!!!
SHUT THE FUCK U-
now laugh
bro the hell even reads hentai mangas
why people watch anime with big boobas but no nsfw stuff
just go watch actual hentai
or better find manga
There is only like one perverted joke I've laughed at.
But that's mainly because it had actual set up.
Probably wouldn't be as funny if I actually told it though

Naur I'm going to take a look every few months and see the same waifubait isekais with a new skin and declare the whole thing bad
Tbf some people want trash.
Like
Somehow the Big Bang Theory is still alive
I have no idea why

How the fuck did it get multiple seasons
And a spinoff
Isakei(derogatory)
I don't even know why people like it
its all the same slop
Ngl I have caught myself laughing at the jokes to bbt when it's been on at a freinds house
Tbf the Isekai label applies to even shit like Narnia technically
Hate those kind of soapy shows too
Like Harry Potter is technically an Isekai
I'm talking about the stuff thats produced enmass
Except with transphobia-
by the Japanese manga industry

Slop onomnomnom
Isekai's became popular because like
The prospect of a regular everyday person suddenly being forced into a new fantastical world is interesting
The problem is that the slop doesn't really do anything with that
Man the last thing I watched was Oddtaxi. I think the watch anime part of my life is over
Yeah I can't really watch anime anymore unless it's a studio ghibli
I don't even think that's Anime
Like it's very telling that
Konosuba is one of the most popular Isekai's
And Konosuba is literally a parody of Isekai's
It intentionally lampshades the tropes
Every now and then netflix does a neat animated series
Anime is literally just
Japanese Cartoons
So
Yeah
Like if it's made in Japan
And it's a cartoon
It's an anime
I think Anime literally means cartoon in japanese
Im not to sure myself but iv used reddit to find cartoons /anime to watxh and the discussions on there get really heated 
I mean
It's reddit
What did you expect
Actually not even reddit
It's the internet
And it's like just a recommendation thread too like what 
We literally get into arguments right here about a franchise all about buying plastic toys
That... also cost more than an actual computer
Well a couple of them
Forgeworld Titan moment

$1890 for a Mars pattern warlord Titan btw
And you still have to paint it
Hahah yeah you right
they don't technically
but like meh
Games workshop must be wiping there ass with 100s
Surprised that there isn't like a Tech Priest that was really into business
I don't mean the standard type of business I mean
"Economics is my life and study" type of shit
Although I guess that's under the Adminstratum

Although the Imperium's economy is pretty localized and varied so
systems engineering focused admech is most likely a thing that the geeks at GW havent shown much
because they are geeks and thus cannot see the big picture
Rn I'm imagining like
"Tech Priest #2821, there is a system error. You likely need to reboot the router"
He sighs and grabs a gun.
He walks throughout the dark, ancient, wiring and systems of the factory he works at
Mutants and Chaos Cultists have taken residence there. He has to kill them to progress
Finally, he reached the router, an ancient device long installed 20,000 years ago.
He performs the rite that all Tech Priests learn since they come out of the vats.
...
He flicks the switch once, wait a minute, then flicks it back on again
He calls his fellow operator on the other side
"The problem is fixed... but another has arisen. This time you'll have to go towards another set of systems."
He sighs. Despite his mechanical augmentations, he feels a type of exhaustion that's not physical.
Just before he steels himself to go again
"I fucking hate this job."

Also
Cyberpunk 2077 Maximum difficulty be like:
Stole this off reels btw, not mine.
Is cyber punk worth getting ? I know it had a bad launch but Bethesda always has bad launches and usually fix there games a few years later
Yes
Also it's made by CD Projekt Red
Oop lmao that's embarrassing
Yeah that's why it's a firestorm
Witcher 3 was good but also had issues lol
Yeah Cyberpunk 2077 had a lot of technical issues
Gameplay was actually fine
The problem is that well
How do I say this
Y'know the PS4?
Yessir
Oh yeah no wonder there was issues
tbf other releases weren't that much better either but the PS4 release was on a whole other level of
fucked
Anyways the gamebreaking bugs have been ironed out
the gameplay has been improved
etc.
basically got a comeback
actually kinda impressive
still has some bugs but haven't ever encountered anything that fucked up the game
Yeah I heard that too
needs a kinda beefy pc tho
but if you can run darktide
you can certainly run 2077

Yeah performance would not be a problem at all for me
wait wait wait wait...... Let humanity become a psychic race? What does it mean? Implement warp magic in every aspect of human society? Like how electricity is seen today?
Did he wanted humanity to be as good at psychic stuff as Eldars?
How do you starve chaos gods?
Let all humans become as powerful ||and sexy|| as him
He was gonna train them all in the webway
Away from Chaos's grubby hands
It would starve them out because the entire human population would be in the webway, not influencing the warp
The Chaos Gods would become weaker as a result as they rely on living being's emotions
I assume this is partially why the Emperor wants to kill all xenos
Less sources for the Chaos Gods to turn to
Can't have mortal worshippers if they're all dead

So like, if you kill someone inside webway, that soul does not reach warp? Or the soul just stays outta' Khorne's hand?
Humans are becoming more of a psychic race as they are more exposed to the universe
It's a natural evolution type beat
So like Digimon? There's a peak form of evolution for Humanity, which involves large percentage of people becoming psycher (or varying power level)?
What about blanks?
Doesn't more psycher mean less blank?
No
Its just lessened




