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Assail is like concentrated pain and hatred iirc
My favorite part is that in rogue trader your officer class characters can use intelligence instead of fellowship to scale up their stats.
So this character isn’t a good leader because he’s good at talking to people, but because he’s hyper aware of the battlefield, his opponents, what everyone is thinking
My rt psyker sets himself on fire and murders everything with a sword lol
That.. is also amazing!
Sanctic pyromancy bladedancer
My dt build is based on maximizing gains by capping peril
Use shards to get to 100 peril, switch to force gs and murder anything left
Peril drops, get half bar and activate force gs to max peril again. Rinse and repeat
edging your peril
It does stupid amounts of damage
demons in the warp doing stock soundstage effects every time you near peril explosion
Vet is definitely my main, cadian shotgunner goes crazy but I’m currently working on making a faithful sister of battle
"im planning on making a sister of battle zealot"
Did I say zealot? It’s an ogryn
I heard Cadia
sister Gertrude should lay off the extra rations for a bit
Maybe make a krieg ogryn next, to really shake things up..
now krieg ogryn is really "buzz lightyear meme"
“CADIA STANDS” and they have like a single rock from the planets surface
Multiple actually
That's actually what ogryn buddy throws, it's why it's so effective
or a little vial of dust
wasn't even born on cadia
The emperor provides!!!
For real for real Robert Rath cooked with the Fall of Cadia and made me like them again
now I annoy everyone in darktide with my cadia vet
it took them two books to become good
We need some way of purple eyeing the new ones now
You’re not annoying them, you’re letting them know Cadians are the best because the lore definitely doesn’t argue with itself on who the most elite Militarum is
Cadia voc lines are the only ones i like from them tbh
Can always tattoo the eyes, surely it's safer in 40k
I am a fan of "HAMMER OF THE EMPEROR"
The regiments that come from Terra mostly
Ol' Hundred
because they never see any action
Don't need to see action when you're a chad guarding Terra 😎
most dont even leave the imperial palace's outer perimeter
the most elite active regiment is tanith if you go by main characters alone
In my headcanon since I’m on PlayStation; My cadian served on Kadaku in the SM2 campaign and it went south bad
597th is pretty up there for low casualties
who
that's not a regiment
valhallans are not particularly elite compared to other regiments
Just the 597th, the rest are human wave, yeah
Lucifer Black do go out
I’d say Cadian 8th but only when Titus is body blocking all the horrors of the 40 first millennium from them
if you start counting pre 40k regiments it becomes a clown show
Vitrian dragoons go hard, lasproof armor that has a stealthmode
Man I forgot my favourite guard aren't even 40k proper, Les Grognards go hard though
solar auxilia would beat cadia by a long shot
but that's HH lore so we can ignore it and call it names
I know there was a jacket in the shop for vet but I would love to set up a commissar look just to pretend to be in charge of the other rejects
So far
That fella with the bolt pistol is so locked in
Steel Legion is probably up there with Krieg for my faves
You think they get along with the imperial fists?
what makes you think they would
They dress in the same colors
do you think khornate world eaters get along with blood angels
Cadians get along with Raptors, Night lords love the krieg, I just assume it works that way for everyone
where did you see that night lords enjoy krieg
They must do, infinite skin for infinite knitting
SKINS FOR THE SKINS THRONE
Preysight
in midnight clad
Oh! And the Mobians seem really friendly to the death guard these days
No ?
Oh yeah I love the ferrymen
So good
I feel like these minis alone do so much world building
The squat goes hard
I love the squats wrench
fun they got minis
now where are the rest of the bounty hunters

All of them
GW
Later.

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Do you want Leblanc to step on you 
No but i know who does
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okay so like
the black rose is a secret society that runs the entirety of noxus and has spies everywhere?
Dude just by watching the cinematic
"ready to die for an illusion" is crazy
It seems that they made noxus what it is
nahhh man we gotta take these women down

History lies and years of plotting
Bro imagine scheming and lying your way into creating a empire that runs on strength
Real.

Yes
Well they don't run Noxus
they lost that recently
but they're incredibly powerful
and pretty much have a level of influence in every level of society
How much of noxus is really noxus anyway how much of it isn't a lie by the black rose
The art goes crazy tbh, its also the only art of the original immortal bastion
For Noxian history? lying by omission
is a large part of the Black Rose
Noxus survived the Runewar, but the black rose helped mitigate the worst of it by making it shittier for everyone else
God i want leblanc to 100-0 me with one burst
In my world, Jinx and Isha are still alive 

Noxus's tribes did defeat Mordekaiser
Yeah Jinx is totally alive
Bro imagine being a noxian grunt believing the lies of your nation and thinking you are going to bring about a true empire of strength lmao
Isha though uh 
but only because Leblanc and his inner circle fucking backstabbed him
Isha is fine...
And Noxus becoming an empire was generally unrelated
I mean i found her ashes i can sell it to you for cloning for 50 bucks
How much damage do you think noxus will suffer if you reveal the truth to them
I currently have access to Kamino
this imagery goes unfathomably hard
Like do they just crumble as a society
Not much
tbh
They'd take it in stride
and say they need to do better
lol
it will fundamentally damage a lot of pride about those things but Noxus is far too prideful and imperialistic to crumble from that
Aren't we getting Arcane spinoffs
they still did take over a sizable chunk of the world without the Black Rose's interference
More like shows like arcane for other regions
Noxus being one of them
with how much Noxus stuff Riot is pushing its 100% coming up next lol
I want to see the ionian noxus war
bro wants to get chained up and blown up
Full meijai 24-0 leblanc qw me on jhin
A fortiche style bilge water show now that's an idea i'm open
Bilgewater
is likely live action
we know Riot is fimling something
in veitnam rn
Oh come on
nothing else works geographically
not just the women, but the men and children too
I love child soldiers
Yeah they're really effective once you strap explosives on to them and throw them at the enemy
The Black Rose's child soldier mage program did not go well
one of the conservatories got fucking incinerated
the other one had all of its students ritualistically killed and their mana infused into the single remaining student
the second one is considered a success

Was Anne the culprit on that one
Yes Annie burned down the entire building
Also what the f*** is tibers
a Demon of something mordekaiser bound to a human
and then eventually got bound into a teddy bear
Okay and that's where
Annie gets the ability to shoot fireballs?
And stuff
does the bear enhance h ler power?
she's considered a prodigy
no Tibbers/Tybaulk is a protector
lol
or rather has no choice but to protect her as of now
he can't manipulate her like he did to his past hosts/owners
The bear is just a horrifying flame creature
that likes murdering people
So you're telling me this little thing has you know all the powers that she needs but she just carries a trump card the that she can throw out which is a demonic fire bear that can tear monsters apart with ease
and causing horrific burns
I mean it wasn't hers(technically)
it was her mothers
and then her mothers, fathers, and then her fathers...... ect.
Why does she keep it around anyway
She has the fire power to incinerate a group of soldiers
I guess the cinematic also explains it
Everything got burnt down
It's like the only thing she has
From her home
sorry she's 9 years old, she's a literal child, point being she isn't exactly logical
because her house burnt down, and her dad died, and her adoptive mother and her sister
ect.
lol
so like, not exactly the most logical person
Ok so does the teddy bear act as like a limiter
No
To tibers
So her ultimate in league is just restrained version of tibers
Tybaulk
The real one is tybaulk?
Tibbers is the nickname for Tybaulk
Tybaulk is its actual name
and it loves murdering humans lol
Okay got it but is the one you summon in league like a weaker version that is restrained
or rather burning them alive
Yes
because if its not restrained
bad things happen
Yeah like an entire building burning down
incredible
I want to know what kind of forge world level glue has the stickiness to trap a whole a** chaos marine
A rogue Trader found an STC schematic of the E6000 industrial glue
Only the best
You can buy buckets of mousetrap glue in industrial volumes, im pretty sure it's got a ridiculous psi of stickiness
This thing looks like you can trap a squiggoth on it
It isn’t just the glue - the floor is magnetised AND has a gravitic anomaly…
Nah pretty sure this is just pretty strong glue
Weve gotten no word on idoneth so far, which means theri update is gonna be huge or its gonna be a foothero
it should be revealed thsi adepticon. tbh it should have been revealed sooner
why are they taking so long to make season 4
they literally just ended it

invincible wiki sucks so much
Is it locked to fandom
I think the wiki is just for imagecomics
that's the third one
fucking kill me
there's 3 fucking wikis
Oh so everything has an annoying ass disambiguation redirect?
if they even bothered
"Mr. President, a third Invincible wiki has been released."
and they seem to only update the comic wiki when the show gets a season. i wanted to peek at immortal's future and i know for a fact in the comics his last appearance isn't when he retires in the show
i like him
his story is cool
his powers would suck in a regular marvel or DC universe where everybody's a fucking demi god who's seen the birth of the universe
but he's cool in the self contained invincible world
it's a shame that his immortality is just a plot device to get somebody from the original crew who can survive omni man
I honestly think that his character doesn't fit his story.
Like you'd think living for hundreds of years would give him like
any type of wisdom
or at least referencing an old thing
thousands
like in the conflict where the team members leave Cecil, he could've referenced how as a leader in a war, he had to make tough decisions.
the comic wiki says he has a lot of strategic military experience to count back on but like all he does is fist people
honestly that's funny as shit
cecil, i was the god damn president of the united states once
Again I just think that's poor writing.
i can retire if i want
He supposedly was a military leader and yet doesn't show it
you're right
i dont think he would be any different if he didn't have that long ass history
if he only gained his powers a decade prior
Image comics is the best one for the actual comics lol
so he does appear after the season 3 point of the comics right
I mean the problem with humanity is that we have relatively short collective memories
However, he fucking doesn't, he's literally immortal
nah i meant when he fights omni man in front of everybody
everybody clearly realizes that's fucked
I think Cecil represents "humanity" more in terms of effort tbh
It’s different from the comics
He tries out fucking everything against him.
He doesn’t retire until way later in the comics
then the comic wiki fucking sucks holy shit
Lol
it says he retires after the invincible war
did they just copy paste the show
i remember watching a video about his lore like 2 years ago because i liked him
and i remember he lives through like all events of the comics
Yeah
he could have just been discarded and forgotten about
I wonder why nobody tried crushing his head tbh
I don’t think I should have to explain why the Immortal
by the writer
Like
Nothing beats the Ork naming scheme and how they name themself
He doesn’t die easily and most people can’t
We never see anybody try if only as like a "I want to because I'm evil and shit"
Viltrumites aren’t common
also people dont even know he can come back to life
The fanbase treats him like a joke cause the dude exclusively fights the hardest stuff in the setting
And yeah I don’t think he died at all
Until Omniman killed him the first time
i just finished rewatching season 1 and he can hold his own man
liked he lasts a long time during the final omni man scene
The orginal guardians in general are way way stronger in the show
and i love how he keeps on going despite his face being beat to a pulp
People are just haters
It’s gonna be fun watching the fanbase react to some characters
he literally tries gauging out omni man's eyes as he has a hole punched through him
We’re not even close to the biggest moral dilemmas
Also, despite not watching or reading this, I agree with this heavily
I do agreed with this though
his backstory is just pointless to the show
It’s a common issue for long lived characters though
He is older than the human concept of time
He should at least be inhumanly skilled
He is literally the oldest being in the comic as far as we’re aware
he could have been born during that century
it would have changed nothing
Conquest is probably “only” 5-7k years old
then again part of his character is he is slightly unhinged
and also he's literally a cave man
The fact they showed Conk West and Thula in season 1 is kinda dope
I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE
And yes you learn why he’s missing an arm
Honestly I do hope we get some scenes of like
Viltrum Pre-purge
his tits are bigger than my future
wait so he was already old by then
also yeah he was
He was born old
im like 90% sure hes older than earth itself lol
so the whole viltrumite eugenics thing, how long ago was that
or is that important to the story
Fuck if we know
At least 5000ish years iirc
The timeline isn’t clear
But he’s old.
Thula and him are the only two we see showing real signs of old age
oh i thought that was important to why there's only a handful left
alright
It’s also related to why he’s missing an arm
In a year if i'm lucky
i will resist spoiling myself
Again, I genuinely wonder what Viltrum was like before they decided to do eugenics
to be fair
they arent exactly the smartest species
the spartan ideals arent there just for show

No his entire face just got smashed in
and yeah nah his body is cemented into that
and connected to explosives
ok lmao
Mark seems to like doing that
And it failed the last time he did so

i thought for sure they cut off his head so he wouldn't be a threat
honestly surprised they didnt try
Bro can’t ever finish the job smh
You see that would be the SMART thing to do
and the connect his head to stuff to keep him alive
Tbf he did lose like
A good chunk of his brain
Yes that’s my point Laati
The man is even more brain damaged
You need that to stay alive
yakub provides
But whatever
Although human beings can live without a lot of their brain
Example being me-
It’s a comic
I think I'm going to start reading invincible
Jokes aside, there does exist a case of a man like
do you think his brain is like 80% water
Literally missing 90% of his brain
since he doesn't seem very smart for a big brain
Well he is insane now
Completely normal
So it isn't impossible
they finally studied a LoL player
Goals
Ok now let’s have guy who can level skyscrapers punch that
I think he also had like
A good chunk of his brain on his back.
So that's probably the intact part

The wildest part about that 90% thing is that it's literally just
A brain tissue container holding liquid
Like it's mostly just liquid water
And he's somehow still conscious, has a wife and kids, etc.
also that guy's brain isn't missing it's apparently compressed by the growing amount of water in his head. it's all there just very squished
he 7zip himself
which is extremely weird on its own right
Orks be like:
(With no disrespect to the guy’s actual intelligence, mind you, but Ork brains are probably physically that small as well)
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We live in the most boring timeline
It's sad that there wasn't a prototype at least.
Although tbf this thing would definitely cost a fortune for one
Also probably heavy as shit
On the other hand
Imagine this thing if it was made
Just
Imagine
I did and this came to mind:
I wonder if 40k will eventually have their own pistol/sword combo weapon at some point.
Like combined Sword pistol ?
Yeah, like this:
Huh.
i forgot about this one lol
Then you also have the Custodes stuff
That's cool.
Damn I wonder why this didn’t catch on
It looks so practical and not prone to messing up
Weird edit.
I wish Custodes knives had a Glock attached to them
It would probably be a golden gun.
I don't know Custodes enough to even noticed it
Oh damn.
Pyrithite Spears are my favorite
I wonder if they will ever add the 1911 from dark heresy to darktide
get him guys
oh sheeeit i didnt even realise the fucking swords had a gun in them and thatsd why theyre so chunky
the spears etc i knew
Fake fans smh
Now if you want to wager if we could have a melee weapon with a gun attached in it.
Yes.
idk ive even played with my mates custodes army a bunch haha
the swords just always looked goofy
I’ll always love gunblade weapons
custodes pole weapons are peak and I will hear no slander
the swords, still goofy even knowing about the gun now
I just like the movement ideas
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Like flicking your sword around and firing at someone or stabbing and gifting a volley into them
Gunblade I don't like much, but gun spear just fit
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I wonder if you could replace the flamer with a lasgun in the 3rd image.
What for though
Chain and Flames are the main component of Zealots
For getting those heretics who are further away
Dont imperial guard cavalry units have something like that
Unfortunate that the saw is way shorter than the barrel
Can't rev into and shoot at the same time
Quick off topic question, but were the Deathwatch prevented from taking the firestrike servo-turret in their codexes?
Maybe you can’t
Only thing they have a Hunting lances (with active charges) and Power Sabers
No reason.
its tabletop related
Unfortunately we have no idea since no one has ever brought the Firestrike turret
if its required for a mission they can just get one
That's thing. No one seems to have model one for the Deathwatch.
Again.
Also, Dilara misread the question
Tabletop related.
The only colours I've seen it in are Ultramarines and Imperium fists.
mod abuse 
I don’t have it on hand but yeah they probably can’t, not sure
But also no one like it so
Just cause it doesn’t get done much doesn’t prove much, I don’t see them much ever
Outside of memes or people wanting to fuck around
the fact that thing even flies is hilarious tbh
like, just make it a normal gun emplacement, why are you guys like this
And they put a Techmarine on it
I remember when someone actually told me how it moves
i think i thought i misread it
😭
anyway 50.cals are cool so it gets a pass
mostly
Just put a serf on it come on guys
if i ever wrote a 40k book and had to put this thing in it
id make it a techmarine POV excerpt where hes just
"All that training on Mars,"
"And I get put on this thing."
Techmarine PoV: "Why have the Techpriest even uncovered this piece of junk."
I can create all this cool shit but all they want from me is to shoot this turret
The main thing I’ll say is it makes some sense for defensive holds or whatever, but man it’s hard to use it in a game
It looks neat, thats about it
like again its a gun emplacement
its not exactly much going for it
It’s not even that bad on the TT funnily enough
yeah im mostly talking for looks
i think it would be cooler if it was like some anti-grav platform or something since primaris love that
and it would make sense why a techmarine is on it for it, but like again no biggy
Or legs
guh-
posting a Wild Wild West gif in 2025 is crazy
That movie slapped
I think it would have worked better if the front legs connected with a rounded shape, like the AAT from star wars.
Actually, why can only techmarines use it?
No, people just hate the thing lol
Most vehicles and such in the marine arsenal are best piloted by a tech marine
Ah.
…do Spyrer suits actually have helmets?
I mean, granted, Necromunda takes place mostly planetside
But in the event someone is lucky enough to use the suit in a Void situation…
Considering we got artwork of both top/bottom headwear segments Id say its not really out of the question
its just the usual case of "gotta display mini features"
Interesting, thanks.
It’s probably going to be a fusion of the bug eyed visors and the rebreather
Yeah really it doesnt matter.
Haera's suit is an entirely madeup Mark for example
so go nuts lol
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have spyker suits ever been seen outside of necromunda
They are necromunda only
but the lore does say they can appear off-world so its not really out of the question, its mostly keeping it in tiptop shape among other stuff that makes it difficult since its very high-tec
how would someone in spyrer fair against someone in like reg sister of silence tier power armor better worse equal
consider the fact that necromunda gets shit on by a single poorly hidden blood angel
Nice Defiler
Do we know why some of the Cadians in spess muhreen 2 were being executed by a commissar?
Deserters?
Pretty much
also "betraying their brothers and sisters" which can literally mean anything like showing cowardice or being "weak"
It doesnt get "shit on", theres a lot of things on Munda that can kill a marine lol
Vandoth just wanders around doing whatever the fuck he wants
he just cant die like all the bounty hunters because hes a named character
consider this:
True that
Im the Munda expert here
Even if the Cadians were probably muh representation I really enjoyed their existence in the game
you will silence yourself fool
they are the posterboy guard regiment so it adds up
I like that any time you kill the nids fast enough to save some of them, that action is acknowledged
At least for the times that I could do it
child, you were enjoying cadians while i was enjoying extremely niche ancient guard models
which were somehow in the game
what do you consider "ancient"
Correction
like the arm loader sentinel

I enjoyed that the Cadians needed me 
Even if they're overhyped and I hate seeing Lemon Russes everywhere
now they need a planet
There were enough for me to feel like there were too many
Which is a relatively small bar to clear but still
why
it's the guard
they spam things
also leman russes are cool
dont make me shank you
Is innovation in Imperium completely stunted? Aside from Cawl making Primaris Marine stuff?
Fr though I just think it's funny when characters acknowledge that specific variant of tank often
Two missions in Darktide, you start by walking past some
which variant
Characters comment on it
the demolisher
i wonder why 40k doenst take more advantage of genetic modifciation
well
i guess uisng xenos genes for genetic modificaiotns is heresy
actually i dotn think admech would believe in evolution-
There are different Lemons?
yes
Slightly redeems them
What do they all do?
different main weapon
some are also just weird like the destroyer
cut down leman russ with a rare tank destroyer laser in it
no turret
wait no this is fake and gay
this is the forge world one
there's also no longer made ones like the conquerer
They do
Going from flesh to metal for them is essentially the next step
coaxial storm bolter
In general it seems that 40k has two main tech trees
"Psyker bullshit"
And
"Metal bullshit"
With how many worlds are in Imperial control, do you think there's someone who's jury-rigged a cybertruck-esque Leman Russ
my favorite variant is the gryphonne IV vanquisher
stupidly long barrel
the model is ridiculous
Necrons are fully into the metal BS category but ignore the Psychic BS.
Eldar are the opposite. All their shit is made out of psychic bullshit.
Except the Deldar. Although they can't use half of their tech because it requires psychic bs, which they don't have anymore
the lexi mentions a leman russ with legs so at this point im ready to believe in anything
Humanity is a jack of all trades.
Orks are uhhhhhh- just a big question mark tbh.
T'au are mostly metal bullshit with zero psychic bullshit.
I can't fathom how some people have a low enough media comprehension that they think getting kidnapped by drukhari would be kinky and fun
Do people actually think that. I thought most people say that as like a joke

I thought that too but one time someone wasn't kidding about it
They were posting about it like the average Slaanesh fan posts about it
Which is also like
i know several people who would enjoy dark eldar
ANOTHER terrible one to be kidnapped by, and will not go how you want it to
Like Slaaneshi/Deldar Vanilla "sex" is essentially Hellraiser
They would probably stab their privates with a knife similar to how people like
Fidget with a pencil
Nah they'd do like
Double ended needles
Stab their own to stab yours
Well if they're Slaaneshi. Deldar are less masochistic
And them also forgetting that Slaanesh is supposed to be excess, not horny excess
"So er hem,, hehe what are we doing ladiesz"
"Testicular torsion"
Honestly Slaanesh is probably the most horrifying considering the fact that I have similar problems with perfectionism
Like I don't fucking stab people with the Throngler or something but I do genuinely struggle with failure at times
And Slaanesh basically represents that
Could apply to a lot of things really.
I did think about like
A fashion designer turning to Slaanesh purely because
A) shit person
B) Imperium fashion is boring for her.
So she turned to Slaanesh to have the capability to create some new, colorful clothes.
Dresses made out of skin, elegantly dyed with T'au blood.
That type of shit
That's true actually
Making frills out of paper-thin skin pieces
Would be kinda fire for a champion of Slaanesh
Slaanesh does have a couple of interesting champions in general.
I think there's a Daemon and Human couple
That fused together completely in a sort of symbiotic thing
Cute almost
It's interesting that every Daemon is essentially their own individual.
Just with
Inclinations

Jokes aside, it does really make me wonder what the fuck their daily lives are like
At the dinner table
"R'lekith, can you please pass the eldar tongue"
My favorite daemon so far, even if I don't know many, has to be Ku'gath
The nurgling who ate the best batch of grandfather's soup and turned into an Unclean One
He constantly strives to make the best plague possible to repay Nurgle
I think my favorite scene is when an Emperor's children politely asked a Daemonette they could kill themselves and they were like
"Such a gentleman~ sure!"
Lemme find the excerpt
Fighting a lot for lesser daemons
Mostly other daemons
Horrors and such do librarian work
Poxwalkers count
Bloodletters train and develop strategies
Daemonettes do
[Excerpt] Apothecaries defeat a daemonette by being polite
From Fabius Bile: Primogenitor. Context: two apothecaries, Oleander and Arrian (both allies of Fabius Bile) are clearing daemons out of the ship following a particularly gnarly time in the warp.
He and Arrian slid their helmets into place as the daemon vaulted to the deck with a high-pitched laugh. It had decided to make a stand. It was a tall thing, slim and lithe. Milky white skin stretched across birdlike bones, and a harness of human flesh and bone provided a token modesty. The daemonette was a gossamer thing, too soft to be real. ‘Hello, sweetlings,’ it moaned, opening its arms as if to welcome the stumbling pack into its embrace. Its voice sent a warm thrill through Oleander. The courtiers of the Prince of Pleasure were deadly things, however fragile they looked.
It spun suddenly, claws snapping, honeyed voice raised in song. Mutants stopped and stared, caught up in the song. The delicate claws snapped shut on necks and limbs, severing heads and hands and feet. It whirled, dancing atop the growing pile of bodies, its song swelling. A mutant stumbled back, flamer dripping fire, promethium sloshing in the tanks on its back. A claw caught the fuel line and tore it loose. The explosion rocked the corridor. Oleander hunched forward as the flames washed over him. The optic lenses of his helmet darkened to compensate for the sudden light. Sensors pinpointed the daemonette as it danced towards him through the flames.
Claws slammed into his shoulders, forcing him back. A face wreathed in a fiery halo pressed itself against the front of his helmet, black eyes wide and unblinking. A tongue pierced by numerous barbs of bone and turquoise slithered across rebreather hoses and the vox-grille. ‘Oleander,’ the daemonette crooned. ‘They will appear in the north, Oleander. Beware.’
things
Are daemons and such like many outsiders in D&D where they need to be killed in their home domain or else they come back or does being killed just kill them?
Oleander grabbed the creature’s burning hair and jerked it back. ‘My thanks, lady. But I do not think that message is meant for me.’ The daemonette shrieked and laughed. ‘Not yet,’ it said. ‘But soon.’ A hoof flashed, catching him in the midsection. He bent forward and the daemonette flipped backwards. Its hooves struck the far wall and it crouched there, head turning. It spotted Arrian and licked its cheek. ‘Would you like to know what lies your teacher told you?’
‘Not especially,’ Arrian said. A falax blade snapped out, but a claw intercepted it. The daemonette bent at an impossible angle and drove its free claw into the World Eater’s side. Ceramite cracked and Arrian stumbled. The daemonette wrapped itself about him like a snake.
‘Won’t you, oh won’t you walk with me?’ it sang. It caught his throat with its claws. Arrian fell backwards, his arms pinned to his sides by its legs.
Oleander hesitated, but only for a moment. He recovered his sword and raised it over his head. ‘My lady, might I escort you from this harsh realm?’
The daemonette rotated its head on its swanlike neck. It tittered and bowed its head. ‘Make it hurt,’ it purred. Oleander’s sword fell, chopping through unnatural flesh and bone. The body began to dissolve as Arrian fought his way free.
‘Do you normally ask permission before you kill something?’
‘Good manners go a long way in the Eye,’ Oleander said, helping the other Apothecary to stand. ‘Especially when it comes to the servants of the Prince of Pleasure.’
Daemons are like demons in dnd
Aka they can’t really die
Aside from very very out there cases
Emperor's sword
Significantly strong Psyker
Can also do it
But it’s extremely draining and often lethal
Fighting demons in the warp is a horrible idea because they’ll just respawn
And be ready to go
As long as you dont get caught its fine
(this happens a lot)
Don’t get caught, lie, be very vague
Also
Make sure that it won’t get noticed by your rivals
If you aren’t powerful
That's awesome
"This new Lasgun Pattern? I found it in an STC fragment!"
"...why do I have 1,000,000 ready to go? Uhhhhhh- it was there with the fragment!"
you can modify shitty stuff like lasguns
unless you're like some random guard guy
All 20 million things spawned from the kantreal pattern lasgun
Also depends.
Some look down on it some dont
Daemonettes are probably the most “pleasant” daemons to be around
Lol
you are usually advised to ask a techpriest
Which is that they can talk
And hold a conversation
Poxwalkers are too obsessed with counting
i feel like if they will look down on it it's because mechanicus wants all the credit for themselves
Horrors are literally insane due to being 8+ minds shoved into one
Bloodletters are too obsessed with war
reminder that slaanesh demons emit musk
and it disorients you
totally straight faction
I’d still rather talk to a daemonette out of all 4 lesser daemons
Lol
Even if it’s like the 2nd most likely to kill me
2% chance I could convince a bloodletter to lift with me
I have a World Eaters icon around here somewhere
Daemonettes are always Slaanesh, right?
I assumed that just meant female daemons but it seems like they're only of Slaanesh
Not like gender really matters to daemons anyway, lmao
Daemonettes are always slaanesh yes
its a specific type of lesser daemon
They're also not always female or androgenous looking
Makes sense
Aren't daemons of any kind kinda just different manifestations of any of the emotions caught in the warp?
Or how does that work
they are a part of their god essentially
they just split and form off of them
some can be daemons without any specific form but most adhere to the class system you see on tabletop
Slaanesh greater demons are specifically both sexes if you care about That
😭
It’s called something specific but I forgot
Hermaphroditism?
Ohh
No there’s some gift of Slaanesh
Like they can swap their form or?
Huh
That makes sense
"Shem" but thats like ancient lore
and pretty oudated and bad imo
Lmao

daemonettes are androgenous
I would assume that means the emotions related to that class of god are what makes them split off from their god and form
prolly
Hermaphrodite - the gifted becomes like Slaanesh, having both genders with a single breast; they assume a disturbingly attractive form but are ultimately sexless, and gender differences become irrelevant to them.[8]
Yeha but it’s like, a slur irl
yea but not really as depicted
it is but like its kinda bad
Yep
okay well not that
I c
^
I thought that was just the scientific name for it
I thought it was just the medical term
What is the name for it that isn't a slur?
I suppose intersex is the more modern term, but I don't really keep up with these things
Yeah I always thought hermaphrodite was just referring to a biological creature with both male and female parts
this one top answer kinda says it best
long form of it tho obviously because doctor reply

I'm so often tempted to refer to it as congenital eunuchs but I reckon that'd be somewhat more rude
It is, but people don't say it (most of the time) in any sort of scientific sense
I mean a eunuch isnt really a gender
Almost always derogatory
also that yeah
It's just a old backwards term for the same thing
Ehhh i wouldnt say so really
Ah gotcha, its about how the context is used
Mhm
eunuchs never really consider themselves feminine
they are almost always "i lost my cock and balls and i will make the world pay for it"
see ancient china

20000000 dead
Emperor Jin Xiaochang loses his favorite courtesan out of 152 courtesans
30 billion people die
40 billion men become eunuchs
and they are also somehow ALWAYS responsible
I like that one guy who just said he was a eunuch and proceeded to do the chinese empress full on adult style
Powerful move
Seduction or cringe style?
full on lovers
Awesome
they lovingly had two children
Absolutely, as anything did in Imperial China
"(blank) takes power, ~20 trillion dead"
How the hell did they have children
The eunech presumably didn't get castrated
No no no, you got the quote wrong.
“This is library.”
No “a”, very important.
and they were a "eunech"
Most likely yeah
what
…nevermind.
Lack of sleep brain, not thinking good lol.
Yes he just lied about it, or falsified it. As you do
So odd question, but is there any space marines chapters, apart from the wolves, that have a unique colour scheme for tech marines.
Like, not red.
Iirc Iron Hands, Grey Knights and occasionally Black Templars just stick to chapter colours for the most part
Grey Knights do a red shoulder I think
tech marines sometimes use the color of the forgeworld they were trained at
rather then red
I dont think this is real lol
can we get steve buscemi as roboute guilliman?
I think its the joke of how jack black is in everything because he's jack black
even if the role doesnt fit
@raven stone
you helped me with the like project druid thing for my HB world, I had some extra thoughts for the setting
I imagine Khorvusia originally sent psykers onto the black ships and then the Inquistion was like "wait a ksarkin' minute! all the psykers from khorvusia are like, basically immune to daemonic control even if they are weaker, we can exploit this!'
so not, instead of sending psykers to the black ships, khrovusia sends their psykers to the inquisition for them to be trained in a variety of warp based abilities to aid the inquisition directly
Honestly
If I lost my cock and balls
I would 100% want to see the world burn

buy a servitor
look inside
they forgot to lobotomize him
Based
…why on Earth does the Warhammer Community website keep borking?
Or does it just hate IPads?
Could be discovered during an Inquisition census of the planet…
You think there are servitor conventions?
I mean there's cons for everything
Anime, computers, comics
You think tech priests have a Servitor con
Show off your custom made servitors

Nope already am one
Sorry you are not my maker
Go to Mars Manufactorum #2919119 if you have any queries
Serve your master well, servitor.
Move your ERP to the appropriate channels
ye that makes senes
'hmmm, notably stable psykers, how can we exploit this for specikfically our ordo because we have control of the planet and its space marines hmmm'
the main usecase for stable but mediocre psykers would surely be for astropaths
when they're both directly seen in SM2 and in RT, they really seem to be valued for quantity over quality
always in high demand, never enough of them
exactly, the fuckers are burning out like lightbulbs all the time
and this means if there were a planet that could actually provide lots of astropaths, the planet's masters could get very wealthy very quickly
Gonna start my first play through of rouge trader thinking of making a psyker still unsure tho
objectively psykers are goofy overpowered in RT
but obviously it creates a different roleplay
I struggle w the combat in those style of games so that would not be a bad thing for me tbh
yeah they definitely can make combat trivial, but i would say even on normal difficulties you'll be fine as a non-psyker
its just the most BS overpowered builds all involve a psyker start
Officer and Psyker
Are the 2 game Breakers
Just don’t run both at once on the same character imo
yeah every class in this game has the capability to be a monster but psykers and officers?
man i wanna play RT but im still waiting for the DLC
Officers break other people
Sometime June or July since it is Spring this year
an officer will turn you into a killing machine a psyker is a killing machine
I actually prefer no psyker runs. Hate psy phenomenons.
one of these days i'll be a chaos psyker-warrior for the funsies
Cassia Officer 
ive never played a psyker RT but all the builds and mechanics discussions are essentially "psyker or GTFO"
i think the top build is actually executioner heinrix with a chainsaw
(Admittedly not the Trader themselves)
her powers are funny
Cassia is broken on her own
But the funny pyromancer Psyker melee tank
Is hilarious
I agree
You have…
- flamer stare of death.
- sniping stare of death.
- Psy phenomenon reductions.
- Officer arc types.
- Charm tests off the charts
executioner specifically is nuts as i understand it
Me watching Kibellah do 1 million damage
but the idea of a bladedancer RT will never not be funny to me
Kibellah, the other super unit.
Slashing everything in her path twice
kibellah getting introduced with her awesome kit and everything and your RT is just like
"um yeah i can do that too"
also the non-kibellah human models are so squat
so them jumping around is just hilarious
Which is ironic because often companions are better then you
Yirlet is a better sniper
Argenta is a better soldier
Kibellah is like a second Abelard strictly in the narrative sense.
Loyal only to you.
man im probably the only guy who plays the honest high Demo warrior vanguard
my entire MO is that i will not die
its sad that snipers outside of yrliet are usually actually crutches for low BS
But she makes things explode
rather than actually rewarding high BS on their own
BUT it does let me use my low-BS RT with a hunting rifle for some Lord General LARP
"Look at that thing. It'll look great on my mantleplace. Aim low, men."
Ok I'll have to chose between the two I still want there to be some element of challenge
Idira summoned a bloodletter in that Slaanesh dungeon once.
I have benched her ever since.
yeah as much as it's cool to run a sniper assassin this lady exists which renders range combat a walk in the park
No, I don’t care how OP she gets.
she can literally out accuracy a sniper with a single item and a bolt gun
Give her that bolter charm as well…single shots guaranteed hit
I won’t deny the character is well written.
Me watching Argenta dump 500 rounds in 1 turn
the real question is why to ever run her with a normal boltgun




