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but that's like very hard to pull off
So much multiverse crap has been around the media that if you can somehow use the formula and make something good
Yeeee
I applaud you
tbf i like that DC used the multiverse to explain the society of super villains, as it was founded by the evil justice league from earth 2
multiverse is such a shit fucking trope RAAAAH
what if there's this alternate dimension, but the good guys are kind of not good
they should do horus heresy but in the other universe it's the opposite sides
very good idea
What if warhammer.
let's call it the Dornian heresy
call it like, the Dornian heresy or some shit
so noblebright
it'll go wild
what if Horus Lupercal wasn't a bald ass motherfucker
What if Horus had hair implants
here's a version of the thing made out of infinity stones to piss you off
what if he fucking slayed
STOP THIS
so here's the thing
wtf
they should add dog welder to rivals
who
oh god
thats DC
whos gonna tell him
Rock beard
i will
dogwelder is someone who as the name implies
Dogwelder it's A DC superhero that welds dead dogs to people
does exactly what the name implies
also like
it could end there
but his backstory is legit fucking insane
he has like some fucking egyptian curse from Anubis
that makes him do this shit
its so funny
yeah he's like a nothing burger character
Isn't he the 2nd or 3rd Dogwelder ?
That's just psychologically a pyromain
fucker sounds like someone from the watchmen
real
when will they make stillbornwelder
lmao
Hey I gotta work its not my fault 
adulting
Quit and sit on discord all day 
you dont get paid
?
I'm off Braining myself into the wall
Warhammer community
Through skull thickening exercises I can finally stop a car with a head butt
then, oop- neck gave out
why would you want to do that?
to challenge Mount Everest in a Headbutting contest
fair
I could sincerely fuck up 1-5 peoples life at the same time if I really tried
Lasting mental trauma stuff
Bet I could fight a gorilla for about 9 seconds too
I'm sure you can pump those numbers higher
who are you the IRS?
Is it worth a watch?
Its very good
I'm gonna give it a go , been binging curb your enthusiasm need to watch something else
Well went through all the comics again
Pretty good, definitely uh
Not as well written at some bits but the core ideas are there
Very curious how they’re gonna do some parts
They could easily get like 5-6 more seasons
The Bots are closer to how the Imperium work 
acthually the odds aren't stacked against SuperEarth they're heavily in their favour
this post has been fact checked by a true democratic patriot
no like, they own the milky way
You're telling me that the faction that's getting bum rushed on like three directions by three enemy factions is doing pretty well against them?
yeah, they own the galaxy and not in the same way the imperium does
they aren't fractured
its mostly because HD2 also like
doesnt really do a galactic war really well
it makes the Milky Way seem extremely small which i get why they do
Super Earth also benefits alot from the protagonist syndrome as they can never lose
That's the propaganda
unless its like uh Planet of Democracius gets destroyed
i think it's expected considering the bodies and resources they have at their disposal
To be fair the average derange hell diver screaming i will die with honor as they arm a nuke on their back and charge the enemy horde also helps
We have the superearth wagie pov
i mean just look at the map
Yeah but its not really a good map
a single corner of the galaxy is represented as like 6 planets lol
1 planet represent 1 system
Yeah and there still isnt enough
it's mostly just barely populated colonies
the milky way has like 100 billion planets lol
also this yeah
we got no way of knowing how much of the galaxy S.E "owns"
no it isn't there's city planets
Gameplay versus lore thingy
^
there is cities now
I DO hope one day they actually like
100% in the name of freedom and liberty hell yeah bruther
only on the bug side
really flesh out and look at the universe more
because they aren't done making them on the bot side
or like it gets an RPG or some shit
but i doubt it
id really like to look more into the world itself
people living on other planets are always referred to as colonists
yeah because they worship super earth
like it's a frontier that's only recently been expanded
also planets are always contested to some degree, but yeah either way its not really worth the debate imo we basically know next to nothing.
everyone who doesn't live on earth will forever be a colonist
also super earth doesn't seem to have any permanent fleet since planets keep being invaded
what kind of military presence is that
they build like 2 permanent stations
Yeah again its barely explained
its why i hope we get some lore supplement or some 3rd party shit
I believe they do have a fleet, its just all off screen
You will never be this guy
they mention that but it's background stuff that's not explained
Also this yeah
again they dont really like
represent a galactic war well at all
because if they did they'd have to make assest for them
but its mostly a budget thing lol
i'm just saying, they dont have the galaxy really locked down
Yeah no they cannot
again 800+ Billion planets
theres no way they got all that shit under their thumb lol
SEAF is there but we don't seem to know much about them
they exist to be dead corpse props

robot matter
What's with that black hole thing on the map? I skipped a few patches
Random ai wandering around being my meat shields
where the SEAF wins or manages to hold they don't need to send you the player in
they nuked a nid planet
Its the big story rn
We black holed a planet because of bugs
Old bug planet we killed, turned into a black hole
Turns out the squids were in the black hole dimension or something
So they came back and are putting fuel into the black hole to shove it at super earth and eat it
democracy will prevent this
^
its prob gonna go nowhere
like uhhh
maybe destroy 2-3 more planets
players will cry about it
then the black hole will get defeated
cue text popup
remember when the playerbase curb stomped bots so hard that devs had to break their own non influence rule to bring them back
Shit my bad also forgot the playerbase blaming bot/bugdiver players for "not stopping the wormhole" as if its not the most scripted thing ever and super earth was never under threat
I mean no?
the aliens are like setting their spawn point closer to super earth or somethign
the bots would always come back
hi my name is Bill Killionnaires
what sort of dumbass developer would remove an entire enemy faction from the game
lol
that's how the first game went if you pushed them out
Yeah but thats a singleplayer thing
well mostly anyway
theres no online war
I legit think anyone that thought the automatons would get perma-deleted is an ultra dumbass
I so prefer fighting bugs
Also same
Not even gonna lie
Automatons are fun but like
i have 0 bug kills
i will kill socialist bots forever
I don't even know what ot take against bots
take your belief in democracy
shut up
Not any of the shit I use against bugs anyway
pro tip: just take the anti-tank turret + tesla gun or whatever the fuck its name is
have a cup of liber AAAALLL
That's not very super earth of you
Bugs are so tedious to fight for me, shove me into the shittiest bot front any time
the tesla gun stuns like every humanoid bot unit in the game, even bugs
the AT emplacement just kills anything as well
Torcher, Stalwart, impacts mmmm
Kill bugs
i mean
its an anti-tank firing platform
if it was weak id remove arrowheads balls

anyways city maps can suck my b
you need to use very specific tactics and they're so easy
You dont like fighting them now?
I like the city maps, against bugs tho
but the tactics are so boring
I remember the first game 
that means less spam of the current limited list
im happy with that
Freakin laser walls everywhere with a shared camera was sort of fun though
everyone always says this
then the new units get released
everyone whines
then they get nerfed

i wouldn't whine if every time they added bots it wasn't the exact opposite of what is wanted
players say missile spam sucks ass
devs add artillery missile tank
good, suffer
real
anyways i play dwarf fortress now
The ragdolling can get annoying but man I love the chaos of the bot front
NOOOOO
Dwarves are just going to die horrifically somehow, they're like hamsters
I do for a while, but then I get bored. One of my early games I decided what they'd do if I just stopped anything but automated tasks to see how they dealt with hoary zombie marmots
also my world is 750 years old so most of the dwarf civilizations are dead
somehow
you wont believe this
there were 2 ages of myth and 2 ages of legends
-age of myth 1
-age of legends 1
-age of myths 2
-age of legends 2
i have no clue how that can happen
The worldgen is mysterious, look in the legends if you dare
that means the amount of beasts went up post gen
My favourite world was one where I let it gen overnight to the year 5665 and my dwarves were the only ones left in the world besides another colony of 4
how tf
Maybe they shagged nasty to make more
every time i world gen i see all dwarves get curb stomped eventually i dont get it
find the most battle hungry dwarf and give him my name
i limited the necromancer tablets to fucking 2 and they still appear everywhere like vermin
yes my lord
Name the dumbest one after me
i only just started
Doesn't help that goblins and whatnot are immortal, except for violent deaths
or disease
i love elves in legends
born 23
no death at 750
wives:
49
im going to make my fortress very warrior based
and go to war with everybody
see how long i can last
fuck off bot
<@&735928989146939404>
Augh
Aww but I wanted the Free Dyski
Justice for Yarrick!!
whomst
Ash Waste article is out lol

Man I used to play that looong ago
Fun times
'member when they didn't have Z levels
It's sold on steam now??
I think I was too stupid to figure it out back then, or inattentive, or both
Yea
They needed to raise money for some illness I forget
also a tumor
I remembered because of the ligma
Dwarf Fortress devs had a lot of medical bills so they started actually selling the game, was all
I feel really bad now LOL
These things happen
try the steam version
it's good
and tarn deserves the money
I think I will
it has many many QOL features
They just added adventure mode back not too long ago right?
yep
and they added new world gen structures
mysterious stuff
basically boss locations
Is it easier to learn now?
it has a lot of in game tutorials
I'd say so, Kruggsmash has an okay tutorial on youtube if you can stand him
and hardcore dwarves would say it's a bit dumbed down compared to free version
i say that's a good thing
the default graphics pack is very extensive also
HH turns out to be for the tiny game -.-
Anyone play any coq
as often as i can
i hate that imperialis is lumped in with HH even though the games having nothing in common except for the setting
What's ligma??
🛌 me whenever any article comes out for the tiny game

Literally couldn't be less interested!!!!!
Ligma balls
Ffffuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!

fuck someone already made Ogryn conquest
i was about to
It's for the tiny game
i do it every time
I know
I love tiny game
It’s my favorite models to look at
I made one like a year ago, i still recommend it lmao
After having watched it, the whole series should be about him it'd be very cool trust me
whatfor
What is it ?
If this is the specific aesthetic you like you need to start an Ad Mech knight House.
Generic Knight houses are less tech-y in appearance
Standard trickery to try to get more people to buy
it's so hard to differentiate the boxes sometimes when you're reading a list. then you're disappointed because 90% of a third party store's HH inventory is imperialis shit that nobody buys
Normal house not admech house
That also looks like a very US listing...
And how on earth would 5000 be the original price!?
Loads of places crank the price up before black Friday to make it look like a better discount
And businesses offer big discounts on high list prices when selling to other businesses all the time
And also if it's America then consumer protections are probably gonna be cut anyway lool
Hey what day is adepticon again?
March 26
I am guessing we get Grey Knights preview at that point.
Since they are next in line IIRC
please please please i am begging GW I want a new terrorgheist
Anyone got the darktide opening text I’m trying to write a variation of it
FEC?
Flesh Eater Courts
Ah
age of sigmar faction
…very random thought.
With the way the new Belakor detachment works
I suddenly want to have Belakor leading some Heretic Ravenguard Chaos Marines
(Due to how the whole shadow thing ironically fits RG a bit better than most)
We ain’t getting no damn campaign dlc 💀 💀 💀 💀
WHAT
why develop another game
This is the equivalent of Overwatch making Overwatch 2
like why
bro no wonder the updates were slow
they've been preparing for the third installment
LOL
isn't the campaign the main draw anyways
Looks like we got bamboozled
I mean ik they just out the damn
Public test servers
I'd much prefer a full another instalment instead of a couple slop coop missions
To show off new stuff
@storm jungle You wanna see something funny
dude just make an expansion like
you already have a game running and working
Why develop another one
it's gonna be a couple years before it drops anyways, there will be other stuff for SM2 still
yeah but still this is like the gamble of gambles
Making a third sequel for a game that's relatively new
it's.. very normal
oh zog it i just hope they know what they are doing
starting to work on a sequel after half a year of the release of the previous game isn't that odd
Yeah they should have just done a dlc
I guess
How’s this sound guys?
but definitely would have been better as a dlc route let's be honest
“It is the 41st millennium, and Mankind has taken to the stars. Across a million worlds, every human soul is in service to the God-Emperor of Mankind, from the most high born lord, to the lowest serf. The galaxy is in turmoil as a Great Rift cuts off thousands of systems from the aid of Holy Terra. One such star system is Gilead, with interstellar travel all but impossible and the enemies of humanity assaulting from without and within, survival is tenuous. To exist in such times is to be one among untold billions, to suffer in a cruel and bloody regime. We follow the story of four such unfortunate souls, brought together by a mysterious letter.”
As an introduction
idk this is a pretty normal thing
regarding SM3 lol
they never claimed for it to be a long term live service game
I don't really agree, full game will be longer than an expansion and probably with improved mechanics
also the multiplayer is
very clearly
chopped together
that game went through development hell lol
What’s it gonna be this time? Uhh deldar?
use "to sufffer in the most cruel and bloody regime imaginible"
its Iconic™️
This really does feel like the old school model of how video game development went: make a game, it was successful, make another installment within a couple years, etc
It feels kinda weird though with how quickly its going about it
I've gotten my moneys worth out of it
That might be my only gripe
I think it depends how long it is
between SM2 and 3
for all we know its coming out 2028 or something lol
as long as the execution on three is good i can't complain
who knows it might even be better than space marine 2
announcing that they're greenlit the project basically means jackshit, it's gonna take ages to come out still
Probably necrons considering the amount of necron teasing
Hopefully!
You're probably right on that
i just hope they give sm2 good enough attention until we get 3. We havent even finished the first year pass
there better be more passes
Can’t wait to scythe through tons of enemies that should easily defeat a space marine and make necrons look like wet tissue paper
Probably gonna be become the most disconnected from Lord to gameplay out of all the factions
even the most basic gauss rifle can absolutely fuck up a marine
Eat 14 gauss blasts
Also battle tanks
It's space marine bolter wank so they're probably gonna feel relatively piddling in comparison to the fluff
Are we gonna get a space marine game every 2 years like cod lmao
Bro is going to fist fight a ctan
If the studio wants to milk the fan base…
Can’t wait to be told every 5 minutes that the stain of suspicion never truly fades and be accused of xenoheresy
And for the real enemy to be the warp, in the least shocking revelation, again
Nah I think at some point that guy will bite it
He’s a Chaplain, so he has to eventually get cut down. Because.
I actually really disliked SM2
Played like half the campaign and was like I’m done
It just felt like SM1 but shittier
But I liked SM1
Because of predictability?
Just felt like the same game but they cropped out orks and pasted in nids
Like plot wise and everything
Fair
Ok hear me out, throw the fandom into a blender.
SM3 is going against Tau. And nothing but Tau, actual honest Tau only enemy/enemies.
I'll take it over seeing CoD continue to regress over the coming years
they announced that they're starting to work on the next one, it's pretty far off still
In 4 months they are going to announce Space Marine 2 Remaster
would buy
True, Orks in SM2 graphics would look glorious
And they have a Firstborn model (Deathwatch opening segment) anyways.
Spoilers for the new Invincible episode btw
these are put into parts or they will get blocked
Kind of a bold move to announce they started working on SM3. It hasn’t even been a year since SM2 release
||Fucking love this scene. In any other circumstance that isn't brutalizing somebody, this would be sympathetic. Hell, I still feel a bit of pity for him.||
||Conquest is practically the poster boy for the 'Viltrumite' idea. Violent, stoic, and brutal. However, he is a broken soul. He is lonely, mentally unstable, and socially incompetent.||
||The only way that he can form any relationship... is through murder. Conquest. He can never admit weakness because Viltrum requires everybody to be strong at all times. Especially since their population is gone.||
||Think about how fucked up it is to only be able to vent to people who are about to die. His love of fighting is probably the closest thing he unironically has to a god damned relationship.||
||The worst part is that he is one of the few Viltrumites alive before the purge. He probably remembers what love was like.||
||Not saying that he is a victim or anything. Despite what he says, he 100% isn't. But he has a unique pain compared to most other Viltrumites. He probably knows what love is like. The platonic love of a friend, the romantic love of a partner, the comfort of having somebody simply be there that you can share things with.||
||To summarize, he is a psychopath who's only way of venting. Of showing any kind of weakness. Is by venting to his victims while they are a foot towards death's door.||
||It shows how fucked up Conquest is... and by extension how fucked up the Viltrum ideology is at it's core.||
In fairness, it's usually how things work (See unannounced FS project)
To be honest I kinda hope SM3 has more characterization
Like I get it
Stoic space super soldier man murdering aliens is fun
But Jesus Christ is the dialogue dry at times

I know it's literally not the focus
But having some actual fun characters would be nice yk
SM2 is so absurdly safe that if it weren't for the blood it'd be as PG as Kingdom Hearts
A very safe game is what it ultimately ended up feeling like for me
There's a lot to like, but it's nothing extraordinary to me
It's if 40k art was a video game
Or codex art I mean
Looks cool but pure marketing
Barely any Imperium presence beyond some guard that die
Righteous space man killing evil spikey man
The dialogue
Is so good
The only good point from SM2 is vindicating ||Leandros||
I’m only worried that SM3 will launch with the same or less features
Cause they know it’ll work
Watch people buy the same cosmetics all over again 
there's still like 6 years to go
Maybe next time the bolters will feel decent on the higher tier difficulties
Arbitor Ian video on the Executioners 
My boys
The most based thing that they could do for SM3 would be to have Titus fall to Chaos
Make Titus into a psyker that delves close to becoming a CSM
Naur man
horse hershey
Curious could someone be a kreigsman if they aren’t from kreig?
Awww damn 
the death korps don't have any new "kriegs"
so to speak
their gas mask isn't exclusive to them
since its one of like 2 lucius pattern gas masks
Damn because I want my zealot in darktide to be a kreigsman but I couldn’t choose to be born from kreig it wasn’t an option unfortunately
tbf you can just headcannon it
that's like
the whole point of 40k
the only planet choice that matters for unique stuff is cadia
Fair point
The specialized way of cloning already answers that question to be fair
because the like, voices do all the heavy work anyways
Fair I think it’s cool though
I like choosing some background like being a part of the schola
just wish it played into the game more
let me cope !
But you can’t be born from kreig so bad system bad game my kreig zealot can’t make sense
It would be cool if you could have a personality but then it will turn into cuthroat all over again
I feel like any game can be an rpg if you want it to be
Kreigsman personality would just be more suicidal cutthroat
Probably just more robotic
The thing is the Krieg are willing to sacrifice their life it's just that it needs to be useful sacrifice
So if it's a Krieg personality it would be very pragmatic and very cold
And honestly I dig it because cutthroat is my favorite personality just wish he would shut up about cadia
To be fair he watched his world literally blow up in front of him
I don't blame the guy for being a bit too traumatized
And he does get better when you level up so that's nice
There is a story where a kriegsman gets left behind because he was assumed dead, who goes on to grow a bit as a person. You can just make something up
Actual rpg is my point tbh
Ah fair
waking up and realizing I have to wait 2 years for season 4
Wolf quick aos question
So which would order team up more out of the two death or destruction
We got an Atom Eve special inbetween last time, maybe we'll get something else
Rex special....
Destruction has ogres and gargants so destruction
Yeah some of their members work as mercenaries as well like every single race and destruction will willingly work as a mercenary
If the circumstances meet it
Why didn't rex just explode invincible, since he can make a body explode. Is it limited to only the skeleton?
He can't explode fully biological material
his skeleton is augmented/mostly replaced and messed up with a bunch of cybernetics
Ok see that makes sense.
Rex's explosions work off of how dense material is
and his skeleton is like very dense
due to how messed up it is
tbh he really should use chunks of tungsten or shit lol
but then again they might not be able to be thrown far enough
his skull so dense it killed invisible
Real
Honestly
True
Like I would've preferred if our Darktide chars were similar to Vermintide or L4D2
In that they're already like
An established character.
With names
That is like the second worst decision they made with the game tbh
The cutscenes would've also been more interesting since they would actually be allowed to talk back
Although, it does go against the theme of "You're playing as what's essentially a inquistorial janitor"
That would be cool
But I like being literally just disposable scum
Yeah it's a case of what's fun vs theming pretty much
Warhammer 40k is basically one of the most miserable universes out there. To the point where it's satire.
So it makes sense to have your characters essentially be replaceable cogs.
On the other hand, it would've been more interesting for our characters to actually like
Have more solid characterization
Like that's why the cutscenes are so basic
And why outside of battle we basically say like
Two lines

Honestly it would've been interesting to see like a solidified response to all the accusations and such
Like when you get falsely called to help the pilot. Maybe the characters would react differently
The Ogryn would be confused. Lady call for ship repair right? He would then go forward to try to "fix" the Valkyrie only for the pilot to distract them with food or another task out of desperation to not have their vehicle look like a cybertruck.
The Zealot would be highly suspicious. After all, if the pilot didn't call them. Then who did... And why? Probably some Heresy going around...
The Veteran wouldn't treat as a big deal due to being used to the Imperium fucking up in terms of roll calls and such. Adminstratum mixups happen all the time in the guard. They would just shrug and walk away
And the Psyker...
"Yeah I know. But I didn't want to take any chances since the likelihood of being shot goes up exponentially when I DON'T follow orders."
yeah but then you couldnt have 4 ogryn in a squad
Do SM neophytes have any augmentations during that phase of their training?
normally no afaik
Ty
Yeah
Just add a 4th personality

iirc they get their augments as they go through the neophyte stage
Which phase
Like when they're being taken out into battles to get combat experience
Gene seed organs too?
yeah thats the later stages of being a neophyte
Usually just lacking the black carapace
Yes
oof i did not know they got augments at the start lol
wait the start of the neophyte process happens before they are even 10?
the space wolves recruiting from the warriors of the Fenris tribes suddenly got a lot more messed up
Yeah space marines get recruited starting at a really young age
they are child soldiers before they even join the space marines
this is what teaching is like
They recruit a good amount older
Like 14-16
still
This for example
Is a aspirant
Who hasn’t even started yet
Fenrisians are uh, built different lol
They're weird
Tfw you never get to release an Ambull on your elementary school kids to find out whose weakest
The Mortifactors fly above their cannibal world looking for children who kill other people in order so survive, them's the good recruits
would be fun to though
arent those the comically emo marines?
More just
Raven Guard are more traditionally labelled the emo boys
Insane tribal cannibals
thats a meme
there is one chapter i heard about that is literally looking to repent to the point they take on the sins of others
like being guilty is their whole culture
Boomers describing their time in school be like
cant remember if they are official or a homebrew though
Nothing comes to mind
they do some strange mind alteration and implant memories of past wrongs onto all their brothers so they remember those past sins as their own
I question if he actually watched it even tbh
he watched tiktok clips
?
"wouldnt lose"
Mark was literally gonna die if Eve didnt save him
these people man

If he had tried they both would have died tbh, all he had to do was the knife hand shit once
And even with Eves complete bullshit they barely “kill” him
What i like about Mark is, that, despite being super powerful (especially having the potential to be super deadly), despite his name he is not invincible/invulnerable but needs to rely upon his friends. Sends a nice between the lines message of "no matter how strong you are, youre always gonna fare better within a team".
Also shows that his progress is earned through trial and tribulation and not bestowed upon him because the plot/the politics of the writer/the poor character developement demanded so (cough Rey"i wanna be a skywalker" plapatinecough 🤮).
you speak Deutsch?
I like it when he punches a big meaty man and the man punches back
Unfortunately
I took a class in middle school. Wanted to take one in high school but they stopped doing that since the year prior to me being a freshman, the teacher kept getting Nazi jokes thrown at her and quit
He got fucking bodied by battlebeast while omniman watched lol
You gotta love the american school system. Although bullying teachers is hardly an american phenomenon... Happens at our schools aswell
Growing up, learning how to speak German was the only European language that i got invested in. French is just overrated. Maybe I'll pick up Deutsch again in my spare time.
Duolingo exist for a reason. You too will bow before - thefirstorder - the almighty owl and learn daily, lest your family be abducted! 🤣🤣
Actually for a time I got interested in Russian when German didn't pan out in my secondary language choices. A prerequisite to join my High school Choir was to sing an international language song. so I sang Катюша or 'Katyusha" from the poet Mikhail Isakovsky
The only reason Conquest got hurt at all is because he didn't crush Eve's head, unless her resurrection bs can fix that too.
The rules it of seem to be if you instantly kill her she can’t come back
Based off this and the comics
Yeah so I'm calling that a fluke. They didn't win because of skill or strategy, they got lucky.
He didn’t try, he was playing and they lucked out that Eve is Eve
If he was actually just trying to kill Mark he could have done it from the rip
Which seems to happen a lot with invincible, now that I think about it
Comics have a lot of weird sexual stuff in them
Even by Viltrumite standards
Clearly he was holding back
is Kirman a gooner?
I, really hope they uh
Don’t do some stuff
I thought it was obvious
Like the entire later stuff with Marks mom, please no
Most comic artists are gooners, it happens
They’ve done a good job editing it in the show to normal levels
But unironically some of the later comics are like
I remember there's some wild panels lmao
I've only seen snippets of the comics but I know that it can get extremely uncomfortable to read at points
...so apparently Gaben has been playing Stalker
Kirk man can’t write women to save his life
huh
Most?
You mean every
All of them
I was being optimistic
Leaving room for hope, that sort of thing
A lot
But I do think Kirkman is a little better than most
Idk if I’d even say how much everyone is fucking is unrealistic
There are definitely worse examples
Just kinda, why do we need to constantly be told they’re fucking
We don't
Like I expect they’re using the bathroom too
And eating and whatever
We don’t need a play by play of it all
It serves no narrative purpose to show that
Sometimes it does tbf
||Omniman and Debbie it’s literally there to show they’re getting back together||
Spoilers for the comic
Not much of a spoiler
Less
This is a running joke the like
Last half of the comic
Also big spoilers to be clear
Omni-fuck
How... Old is Eve in this?
20s?
Like 20
Alright
what
Yup
She’s like mid 20s
Nice 40k discussion here eh?
Yup
This relates to 40k because people fuck in 40k too
Would you use this hand dryer
staring into the eyes of a servo skull while on the toilet
What the fuck is the point of the servo skull there
Acting like a mini computer for the sensor?
have you seen mr bean with dryer
Probably some idiot who slapped it or something to get it to work
Imagine being honored enough to be turned into a Servo Skull
Only to watch from the warp, as your soul disappears back into the fabric of the universe
Not even one of the buttons for Tertium’s horrifically lethal doors
mr bean
Honestly
I had the idea of like
It’s prolly a cogitator
And the skull is ornamental
External gaming PCs in the Imperium.
But a Servitor is a part of it
Yes it was for a comedy fic
Most servo skull things aren’t like
Actually using brain matter
Rarely some do but it’s not a servitor still really
That's probably why they're honored.
You're allowed to actually rest
Your "duty" is done
only in death does duty end
You are ""with the Emperor"" (probably used as some random daemon's snack)

Wonder what happens when Blanks die. Although that's probably the mystery
Demo video for my mod that replaces the Orbital Laser color and SFX
have some more brain rot
glorp
Lol that shit is steamy lol
is this authentic kasrkin
Is there even a better helmet?
I just slapped my Scion helmet on it to make due with it.
No
It is heavier troop or Vet troop at best, not Kasrkin.
They do have the helmet model, but it is not even on Vet, lol.
There’s a reason people weren’t happy with this armor when it came out
he is taunting me
Was the red circle really necessary?
every time i feel like im being harsh against Luetin's vids he posts shit like this lol
his videos have definitely gone down in quality lately
Yeah
Absolutely lol
Wait really
Also he’s wrong because they literally got new lore this codex lmao
it's sad he introduced me to the setting
He likes money, can’t blame him
Tbh too
I wouldn’t write off any old regiments with models
He’s making more slop content
We’ll probably get killteams at least
Lol fair
Yeah ultimately someone needs to fill the vet guard killteam niche
Rn it’s krieg
It’ll prolly go onto someone else
I used to like him once but he kinda fell off for me after his speculation videos.
KRIEEEEG
They’re almost certainly using killteams to gauge if regiments are popular enough to get a larger release too
Tbh every killteam so far has hold like hotcakes
as much as it pains me to see it
Anyways here’s why Mordian is definitely getting a full release
also the clear massive amount of people who love krieg
GW likes money
Steel legion when
This vexes people
I wouldnt mind it but like it reached a level where i remember the KT reveal
where the chat was like
"WHERE SHOVEL"
jesus christ
maccabians when
lol
krieg fans are special
Now this is the real pipe dream
dumber than black templar fans but slightly less racist
That being said I would love it
LOL
But yeah the other regiments will drip-drop gradually with KT
its pretty obvious
Catachan are prob next on hte block at some point
GW would feed families for generations with a Crimson Guard release
tf is crimson guard
irons hands now maccabians starting to think ur the evil version of me
literally cheap skitarii
“Cheap”
just proxy admec
they are my favorite lego army
Yeah you’re right just slap some Ushankas and bad accents on those Cadians
Well say they’re uh
Valhallans I guess
eternal i print my full custom models
Fuzzy hat for the better space Russians
because i have balls
I mean also you have to smh
basically what that regiment was that they released slop for few weeks ago
Ngl the crimson guard are always weird to me, they literally are just skitarii lol
i could buy originals
(I like Valhallans tbf)
Regarding their position within the machine cult
they were from an era where Skitarii wasnt even exactly a thing
Yeah but those suck
they do look shitty
Well they still mention skitarii legions
And that the skitarii legions got got
Lol
They’re special snowflakes cause everything Blign and FFG did are special snowflakes
one of the most horrifying images ever
It was just cool
And the remnants were formed into the initial crimson guard
Lathe Worlds are
Completely stupid OC donut steal
are iron hand surfs discernable from skitarii
I cant remember but like very old mid-2000's
But it’s cool so I don’t care
Yes
Not really one sec
And symbols
There’s a level of Donut steel imo
That shouldn’t be crossed
Why is this dude looks so human?
The lathe worlds are like
Iron Hands have Medusan Auxilia
Exerpts are from Wrath of Iron
Siirt knew enough then to guess that something serious had taken place, and had time to regret the fact that the entire Adeptus Astartes capability of Clan Raukaan was deployed in theatre. The clan’s seven Dreadnoughts in hibernation aboard the Kalach would take days to summon, as they had never been intended for on-world deployment. The command complex was full of Medusan auxiliaria, many of whom had bio-enhancements and augmetics on a parallel with skitarii, though if the Mechanicus vessel were powerful enough to interfere with the defence grid remotely there was no telling whether that force would be nearly enough to hold the complex.
And a separate passage later....
As he moved down to the reception levels, the two squads of thralls he’d requested fell in behind him. They were all dressed in matt-black carapace armour with blank visors and angular shoulder guards. Each trooper carried a heavy-gauge lasgun and had steel augmetic traces littered across their battle-plate.
They were all Medusan, all battle-hardened, and all heavily altered by the tech-chirurgeons. In normal circumstances, such soldiers would have been capable of taking on virtually anything. In normal circumstances, Siirt would have trusted them to keep him alive for a very long time.
Almost over it
old edition
Wall of text warning
Because Skitarii have a lot of variance, we just have a baseline model we see now
it isnt even variance
Some are described as being more enhanced guard
these are just not-guardsman
^
it was back when skitarii were just not well established
We see some are tribal crazy dudes
They still have augmentics out the ass
Tbf
also this yeah
Yeah but that’s my point
theres no "regular dude" skitarii
That dude is just a dude
this was back when they just found the word cool
but did nothing with it
until like way later
We literally can’t even see most his body
He has disgusting meat hands
so arguably better then skitarii armor wise or do skitarii also usually employ carapace
Martian standard Skitarii have skitarii warplate
Which is better the carapace
Its very funny, im glad i keep it around
But worse then power armor
Anything depending on the front
Below probably
At least wargear wise, not clear how good their other stuff is
seems to be a ton of armors that fall in-between worse then ceramite but noticable better then carapace
Carapace armor for normies isn’t exactly one consistent thing either
There are non elite guardsmen with carapace, the equipment varies greatly.
It can be thicker or lighter or better made
armor material in 40k works at the whim of the plot so its not that big of a deal
More systems and whatever
a character can be wearing the most strongarmorium ever then get shit on by like a tank driving over him
When we getting the crab people legion
40k in general is just rule of cool lol



