#40k-lore-chat

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queen laurel
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yeah honestly a good multiverse story is still fun

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but that's like very hard to pull off

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So much multiverse crap has been around the media that if you can somehow use the formula and make something good

storm jungle
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Yeeee

queen laurel
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I applaud you

plush mason
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tbf i like that DC used the multiverse to explain the society of super villains, as it was founded by the evil justice league from earth 2

shadow plover
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multiverse is such a shit fucking trope RAAAAH

storm jungle
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hahaha suffer

spare osprey
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Rename it Comic Rivals and add DC in the game

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funniest shit ever

spring cairn
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what if there's this alternate dimension, but the good guys are kind of not good

storm jungle
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what if right

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theres an alternate dimension

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where i stick my foot up your-

shadow plover
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they should do horus heresy but in the other universe it's the opposite sides

storm jungle
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no

spring cairn
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very good idea

spare osprey
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What if warhammer.

spring cairn
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let's call it the Dornian heresy

shadow plover
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call it like, the Dornian heresy or some shit

shadow plover
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it'll go wild

spare osprey
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What if glup shitto didn’t spit on the hammer of death

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10,000 worlds die

spring cairn
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what if Horus Lupercal wasn't a bald ass motherfucker

spare osprey
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What if Horus had hair implants

queen laurel
shadow plover
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what if he fucking slayed

storm jungle
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STOP THIS

spare osprey
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Oh yeah infinity thing

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They should add old man thing into rivals

spring cairn
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they should add dog welder to rivals

storm jungle
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ok but

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Dogwelder is legit based

plush mason
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who

storm jungle
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oh god

queen laurel
storm jungle
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whos gonna tell him

spare osprey
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Rock beard

queen laurel
spring cairn
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dogwelder is someone who as the name implies

queen laurel
spring cairn
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does exactly what the name implies

storm jungle
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also like

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it could end there

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but his backstory is legit fucking insane

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he has like some fucking egyptian curse from Anubis

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that makes him do this shit

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its so funny

queen laurel
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yeah he's like a nothing burger character

celest dome
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Isn't he the 2nd or 3rd Dogwelder ?

queen laurel
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That's just psychologically a pyromain

plush mason
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fucker sounds like someone from the watchmen

storm jungle
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real

spring cairn
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when will they make stillbornwelder

shadow plover
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thank you for killing the chat

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it was horrid

plush mason
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lmao

storm jungle
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Hey I gotta work its not my fault staregryn

plush mason
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adulting

sacred bluff
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Quit and sit on discord all day nod

shadow plover
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I'm at work sitting on discord all day

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how's that any different

plush mason
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you dont get paid

raven stone
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Bleh middle Earth stuff

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HH or 40k stuff when

plush mason
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?

queen laurel
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I'm off Braining myself into the wall

raven stone
queen laurel
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Through skull thickening exercises I can finally stop a car with a head butt

shadow plover
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then, oop- neck gave out

plush mason
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why would you want to do that?

queen laurel
plush mason
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fair

vagrant fox
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I could sincerely fuck up 1-5 peoples life at the same time if I really tried

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Lasting mental trauma stuff

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Bet I could fight a gorilla for about 9 seconds too

shadow plover
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I'm sure you can pump those numbers higher

vagrant fox
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I should be

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since we're always on the topic of invincible, time to watch that

crisp heath
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Is it worth a watch?

storm jungle
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Its very good

crisp heath
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I'm gonna give it a go , been binging curb your enthusiasm need to watch something else

dusk patrol
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Well went through all the comics again

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Pretty good, definitely uh

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Not as well written at some bits but the core ideas are there

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Very curious how they’re gonna do some parts

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They could easily get like 5-6 more seasons

tough haven
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I love these lmao

celest dome
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The Bots are closer to how the Imperium work KEKW_ogryn

spring cairn
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acthually the odds aren't stacked against SuperEarth they're heavily in their favour

crystal forum
spring cairn
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no like, they own the milky way

queen laurel
spring cairn
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yeah, they own the galaxy and not in the same way the imperium does

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they aren't fractured

storm jungle
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its mostly because HD2 also like

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doesnt really do a galactic war really well

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it makes the Milky Way seem extremely small which i get why they do

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Super Earth also benefits alot from the protagonist syndrome as they can never lose

hallow plover
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That's the propaganda

storm jungle
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unless its like uh Planet of Democracius gets destroyed

spring cairn
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i think it's expected considering the bodies and resources they have at their disposal

storm jungle
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we dont really know either way

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every lore we get is 90% propaganda

queen laurel
storm jungle
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and the devs never go into how much they own the milky way

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so its all guesswork

hallow plover
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We have the superearth wagie pov

spring cairn
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i mean just look at the map

storm jungle
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Yeah but its not really a good map

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a single corner of the galaxy is represented as like 6 planets lol

spring cairn
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1 planet represent 1 system

storm jungle
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Yeah and there still isnt enough

crystal forum
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it's mostly just barely populated colonies

storm jungle
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the milky way has like 100 billion planets lol

storm jungle
spring cairn
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that's purely technical

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and gameplay related

storm jungle
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we got no way of knowing how much of the galaxy S.E "owns"

crystal forum
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no it isn't there's city planets

hallow plover
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Gameplay versus lore thingy

storm jungle
spring cairn
storm jungle
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I DO hope one day they actually like

vagrant fox
spring cairn
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only on the bug side

storm jungle
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really flesh out and look at the universe more

spring cairn
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because they aren't done making them on the bot side

storm jungle
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or like it gets an RPG or some shit

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but i doubt it

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id really like to look more into the world itself

crystal forum
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people living on other planets are always referred to as colonists

spring cairn
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yeah because they worship super earth

crystal forum
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like it's a frontier that's only recently been expanded

storm jungle
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also planets are always contested to some degree, but yeah either way its not really worth the debate imo we basically know next to nothing.

spring cairn
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everyone who doesn't live on earth will forever be a colonist

crystal forum
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also super earth doesn't seem to have any permanent fleet since planets keep being invaded

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what kind of military presence is that

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they build like 2 permanent stations

storm jungle
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Yeah again its barely explained

storm jungle
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its why i hope we get some lore supplement or some 3rd party shit

misty vector
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I believe they do have a fleet, its just all off screen

hallow plover
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You will never be this guy

spring cairn
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they mention that but it's background stuff that's not explained

storm jungle
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again they dont really like

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represent a galactic war well at all

spring cairn
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because if they did they'd have to make assest for them

storm jungle
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but its mostly a budget thing lol

crystal forum
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i'm just saying, they dont have the galaxy really locked down

storm jungle
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Yeah no they cannot

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again 800+ Billion planets

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theres no way they got all that shit under their thumb lol

vagrant fox
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SEAF is there but we don't seem to know much about them

storm jungle
crystal forum
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robot matter

spare osprey
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Gimme a

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SEAF call down

hallow plover
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What's with that black hole thing on the map? I skipped a few patches

spare osprey
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Random ai wandering around being my meat shields

spring cairn
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where the SEAF wins or manages to hold they don't need to send you the player in

crystal forum
vagrant fox
spare osprey
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Turns out the squids were in the black hole dimension or something

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So they came back and are putting fuel into the black hole to shove it at super earth and eat it

crystal forum
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democracy will prevent this

storm jungle
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its prob gonna go nowhere

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like uhhh

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maybe destroy 2-3 more planets

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players will cry about it

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then the black hole will get defeated

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cue text popup

crystal forum
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remember when the playerbase curb stomped bots so hard that devs had to break their own non influence rule to bring them back

storm jungle
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Shit my bad also forgot the playerbase blaming bot/bugdiver players for "not stopping the wormhole" as if its not the most scripted thing ever and super earth was never under threat

misty vector
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the aliens are like setting their spawn point closer to super earth or somethign

storm jungle
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the bots would always come back

hallow saddle
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hi my name is Bill Killionnaires

storm jungle
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what sort of dumbass developer would remove an entire enemy faction from the game

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lol

crystal forum
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that's how the first game went if you pushed them out

storm jungle
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Yeah but thats a singleplayer thing

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well mostly anyway

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theres no online war

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I legit think anyone that thought the automatons would get perma-deleted is an ultra dumbass

hallow saddle
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I so prefer fighting bugs

storm jungle
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Also same

hallow saddle
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Not even gonna lie

storm jungle
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Automatons are fun but like

crystal forum
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i have 0 bug kills

storm jungle
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i prefer having fun and not getting blasted by bullshit tank turrets

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lol

crystal forum
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i will kill socialist bots forever

hallow saddle
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I don't even know what ot take against bots

crystal forum
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take your belief in democracy

storm jungle
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shut up

hallow saddle
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Not any of the shit I use against bugs anyway

storm jungle
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Helldivers roleplaying will bet met with a firing squad

storm jungle
crystal forum
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have a cup of liber AAAALLL

sacred bluff
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That's not very super earth of you

vagrant fox
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Bugs are so tedious to fight for me, shove me into the shittiest bot front any time

storm jungle
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the tesla gun stuns like every humanoid bot unit in the game, even bugs

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the AT emplacement just kills anything as well

hallow saddle
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Torcher, Stalwart, impacts mmmm

crystal forum
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AT turret is so broken

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i love it

hallow saddle
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Kill bugs

storm jungle
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i mean

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its an anti-tank firing platform

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if it was weak id remove arrowheads balls

hallow saddle
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Yeah lol

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Insane firepower rocks

crystal forum
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anyways city maps can suck my b

vagrant fox
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Gotta be honest I don't much like fighting the squids

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Especially in city maps

crystal forum
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you need to use very specific tactics and they're so easy

storm jungle
hallow saddle
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I like the city maps, against bugs tho

crystal forum
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but the tactics are so boring

storm jungle
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Man wait until they get more units

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thats gonna be peak cancer

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💀

vagrant fox
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I remember the first game KEKW_ogryn

storm jungle
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LOL

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yep

crystal forum
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im happy with that

vagrant fox
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Freakin laser walls everywhere with a shared camera was sort of fun though

storm jungle
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then the new units get released

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everyone whines

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then they get nerfed

crystal forum
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i wouldn't whine if every time they added bots it wasn't the exact opposite of what is wanted

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players say missile spam sucks ass
devs add artillery missile tank

storm jungle
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good, suffer

storm jungle
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real

crystal forum
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anyways i play dwarf fortress now

vagrant fox
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The ragdolling can get annoying but man I love the chaos of the bot front

crystal forum
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and i will name my first noble "dilara"

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and i hope he dies

storm jungle
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NOOOOO

vagrant fox
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da turkish spirit will never die

crystal forum
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i wont kill him

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but i'll wish

vagrant fox
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Dwarves are just going to die horrifically somehow, they're like hamsters

crystal forum
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not my dwarves

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i actually autism that game

vagrant fox
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I do for a while, but then I get bored. One of my early games I decided what they'd do if I just stopped anything but automated tasks to see how they dealt with hoary zombie marmots

crystal forum
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also my world is 750 years old so most of the dwarf civilizations are dead

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somehow

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you wont believe this

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there were 2 ages of myth and 2 ages of legends

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-age of myth 1
-age of legends 1
-age of myths 2
-age of legends 2

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i have no clue how that can happen

vagrant fox
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The worldgen is mysterious, look in the legends if you dare

crystal forum
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that means the amount of beasts went up post gen

vagrant fox
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My favourite world was one where I let it gen overnight to the year 5665 and my dwarves were the only ones left in the world besides another colony of 4

crystal forum
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how tf

vagrant fox
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Maybe they shagged nasty to make more

crystal forum
queen laurel
crystal forum
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i limited the necromancer tablets to fucking 2 and they still appear everywhere like vermin

crystal forum
crisp heath
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Name the dumbest one after me

crystal forum
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i only just started

vagrant fox
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Doesn't help that goblins and whatnot are immortal, except for violent deaths

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or disease

crystal forum
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i love elves in legends

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born 23
no death at 750

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wives:
49

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im going to make my fortress very warrior based

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and go to war with everybody

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see how long i can last

vagrant fox
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The elves are kind of thots

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also you should tame crundles I love the little guys

crystal forum
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fuck off bot

queen laurel
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<@&735928989146939404>

storm jungle
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Augh

spare osprey
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Aww but I wanted the Free Dyski

hallow saddle
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Justice for Yarrick!!

vagrant fox
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whomst

raven stone
hallow plover
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Man I used to play that looong ago

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Fun times

vagrant fox
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'member when they didn't have Z levels

hallow plover
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It's sold on steam now??

vagrant fox
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I think I was too stupid to figure it out back then, or inattentive, or both

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Yea

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They needed to raise money for some illness I forget

hallow plover
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Playing the game with ascii symbols

crisp heath
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They have a terminal case of ligma

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I have no idea what the topic is forgive me

vagrant fox
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also a tumor

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I remembered because of the ligma

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Dwarf Fortress devs had a lot of medical bills so they started actually selling the game, was all

crisp heath
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I feel really bad now LOL

vagrant fox
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These things happen

crystal forum
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it's good

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and tarn deserves the money

hallow plover
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I think I will

crystal forum
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it has many many QOL features

vagrant fox
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They just added adventure mode back not too long ago right?

crystal forum
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yep

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and they added new world gen structures

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mysterious stuff

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basically boss locations

hallow plover
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Is it easier to learn now?

crystal forum
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it has a lot of in game tutorials

vagrant fox
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I'd say so, Kruggsmash has an okay tutorial on youtube if you can stand him

crystal forum
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and hardcore dwarves would say it's a bit dumbed down compared to free version

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i say that's a good thing

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the default graphics pack is very extensive also

raven stone
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HH turns out to be for the tiny game -.-

gray umbra
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Anyone play any coq

crystal forum
crystal forum
hallow saddle
hallow saddle
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Literally couldn't be less interested!!!!!

crisp heath
hallow saddle
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Ffffuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!

crisp heath
storm jungle
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Bro letting him make a ligma joke is crazy 💀

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wouldnt let that happen to me

rose thorn
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Shit

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I guess I need to make an HH knight house

hallow saddle
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It's for the tiny game

hallow saddle
rose thorn
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I love tiny game

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It’s my favorite models to look at

small grail
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done the unthinkable

storm jungle
vagrant fox
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After having watched it, the whole series should be about him it'd be very cool trust me

small grail
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40,000

vagrant fox
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whatfor

celest dome
raven stone
# rose thorn

If this is the specific aesthetic you like you need to start an Ad Mech knight House.

Generic Knight houses are less tech-y in appearance

raven stone
crystal forum
crystal forum
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this listing isn't even legal

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you're not allowed to fake a discount like that

raven stone
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That also looks like a very US listing...

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And how on earth would 5000 be the original price!?

hallow saddle
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Loads of places crank the price up before black Friday to make it look like a better discount

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And businesses offer big discounts on high list prices when selling to other businesses all the time

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And also if it's America then consumer protections are probably gonna be cut anyway lool

rose thorn
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Hey what day is adepticon again?

raven stone
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March 26

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I am guessing we get Grey Knights preview at that point.

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Since they are next in line IIRC

rocky gale
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FEC reveals

queen laurel
# rocky gale

please please please i am begging GW I want a new terrorgheist

green loom
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Can you believe it guys?

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Adepticon!

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Just 2 weeks away

tough haven
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Anyone got the darktide opening text I’m trying to write a variation of it

raven stone
queen laurel
raven stone
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Ah

queen laurel
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age of sigmar faction

raven stone
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…very random thought.

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With the way the new Belakor detachment works

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I suddenly want to have Belakor leading some Heretic Ravenguard Chaos Marines

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(Due to how the whole shadow thing ironically fits RG a bit better than most)

spare osprey
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We ain’t getting no damn campaign dlc 💀 💀 💀 💀

queen laurel
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why develop another game

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This is the equivalent of Overwatch making Overwatch 2

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like why

spare osprey
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Yall JUST released the game

queen laurel
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they've been preparing for the third installment

arctic talon
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LOL

shadow plover
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isn't the campaign the main draw anyways

hallow plover
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Looks like we got bamboozled

arctic talon
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yes

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imo

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the MP content is pretty meh

spare osprey
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Public test servers

shadow plover
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I'd much prefer a full another instalment instead of a couple slop coop missions

spare osprey
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To show off new stuff

queen laurel
queen laurel
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you already have a game running and working

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Why develop another one

spare osprey
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Literally

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It’s just gonna divert your attention

shadow plover
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it's gonna be a couple years before it drops anyways, there will be other stuff for SM2 still

queen laurel
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Making a third sequel for a game that's relatively new

shadow plover
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it's.. very normal

queen laurel
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oh zog it i just hope they know what they are doing

shadow plover
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starting to work on a sequel after half a year of the release of the previous game isn't that odd

glossy sonnet
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Yeah they should have just done a dlc

tough haven
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How’s this sound guys?

queen laurel
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but definitely would have been better as a dlc route let's be honest

tough haven
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“It is the 41st millennium, and Mankind has taken to the stars. Across a million worlds, every human soul is in service to the God-Emperor of Mankind, from the most high born lord, to the lowest serf. The galaxy is in turmoil as a Great Rift cuts off thousands of systems from the aid of Holy Terra. One such star system is Gilead, with interstellar travel all but impossible and the enemies of humanity assaulting from without and within, survival is tenuous. To exist in such times is to be one among untold billions, to suffer in a cruel and bloody regime. We follow the story of four such unfortunate souls, brought together by a mysterious letter.”

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As an introduction

arctic talon
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idk this is a pretty normal thing

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regarding SM3 lol

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they never claimed for it to be a long term live service game

shadow plover
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I don't really agree, full game will be longer than an expansion and probably with improved mechanics

arctic talon
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also the multiplayer is

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very clearly

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chopped together

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that game went through development hell lol

tough haven
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What’s it gonna be this time? Uhh deldar?

arctic talon
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its Iconic™️

outer wave
arctic talon
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yeah

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honestly I don't mind it personally

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but w/e

outer wave
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It feels kinda weird though with how quickly its going about it

arctic talon
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I've gotten my moneys worth out of it

outer wave
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That might be my only gripe

arctic talon
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I think it depends how long it is

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between SM2 and 3

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for all we know its coming out 2028 or something lol

queen laurel
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as long as the execution on three is good i can't complain

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who knows it might even be better than space marine 2

shadow plover
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announcing that they're greenlit the project basically means jackshit, it's gonna take ages to come out still

outer wave
shadow plover
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Hopefully!

glossy sonnet
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i just hope they give sm2 good enough attention until we get 3. We havent even finished the first year pass

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there better be more passes

outer wave
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Im sure they have two teams for that

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One for SM2 and one for SM3

tough haven
queen laurel
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even the most basic gauss rifle can absolutely fuck up a marine

tough haven
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Eat 14 gauss blasts

tough haven
outer wave
rose thorn
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Are we gonna get a space marine game every 2 years like cod lmao

tough haven
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Bro is going to fist fight a ctan

raven stone
tough haven
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Can’t wait to be told every 5 minutes that the stain of suspicion never truly fades and be accused of xenoheresy

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And for the real enemy to be the warp, in the least shocking revelation, again

raven stone
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Nah I think at some point that guy will bite it

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He’s a Chaplain, so he has to eventually get cut down. Because.

tough haven
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I actually really disliked SM2

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Played like half the campaign and was like I’m done

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It just felt like SM1 but shittier

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But I liked SM1

raven stone
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Because of predictability?

tough haven
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Like plot wise and everything

raven stone
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Fair

tough haven
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And orks are inherently better

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Because funny voicelines

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Felt better to fight too

raven stone
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Ok hear me out, throw the fandom into a blender.
SM3 is going against Tau. And nothing but Tau, actual honest Tau only enemy/enemies.

outer wave
green loom
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Are we in like

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2002

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Where you can get a sequel out in like 5 months lmao

shadow plover
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they announced that they're starting to work on the next one, it's pretty far off still

glossy sonnet
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In 4 months they are going to announce Space Marine 2 Remaster

raven stone
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Nah, it gon be SM1 Remaster

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SM1 but with SM2 engines and graphics…

glossy sonnet
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would buy

raven stone
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True, Orks in SM2 graphics would look glorious

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And they have a Firstborn model (Deathwatch opening segment) anyways.

opaque coyote
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Spoilers for the new Invincible episode btw

winter vessel
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Kind of a bold move to announce they started working on SM3. It hasn’t even been a year since SM2 release

opaque coyote
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||Fucking love this scene. In any other circumstance that isn't brutalizing somebody, this would be sympathetic. Hell, I still feel a bit of pity for him.||

||Conquest is practically the poster boy for the 'Viltrumite' idea. Violent, stoic, and brutal. However, he is a broken soul. He is lonely, mentally unstable, and socially incompetent.||

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||The only way that he can form any relationship... is through murder. Conquest. He can never admit weakness because Viltrum requires everybody to be strong at all times. Especially since their population is gone.||

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||Think about how fucked up it is to only be able to vent to people who are about to die. His love of fighting is probably the closest thing he unironically has to a god damned relationship.||

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||The worst part is that he is one of the few Viltrumites alive before the purge. He probably remembers what love was like.||

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||Not saying that he is a victim or anything. Despite what he says, he 100% isn't. But he has a unique pain compared to most other Viltrumites. He probably knows what love is like. The platonic love of a friend, the romantic love of a partner, the comfort of having somebody simply be there that you can share things with.||

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||To summarize, he is a psychopath who's only way of venting. Of showing any kind of weakness. Is by venting to his victims while they are a foot towards death's door.||

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||It shows how fucked up Conquest is... and by extension how fucked up the Viltrum ideology is at it's core.||

celest dome
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In fairness, it's usually how things work (See unannounced FS project)

opaque coyote
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To be honest I kinda hope SM3 has more characterization

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Like I get it

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Stoic space super soldier man murdering aliens is fun

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But Jesus Christ is the dialogue dry at times

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I know it's literally not the focus

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But having some actual fun characters would be nice yk

green loom
#

SM2 is so absurdly safe that if it weren't for the blood it'd be as PG as Kingdom Hearts

vagrant fox
#

A very safe game is what it ultimately ended up feeling like for me
There's a lot to like, but it's nothing extraordinary to me

green loom
#

It's if 40k art was a video game

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Or codex art I mean

#

Looks cool but pure marketing

#

Barely any Imperium presence beyond some guard that die

#

Righteous space man killing evil spikey man

arctic talon
#

SM2’s story is worse then SM1’s

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Which is impressive

crystal forum
#

let me fucking get home first

#

you weirdos

celest dome
spare osprey
#

I’m only worried that SM3 will launch with the same or less features

#

Cause they know it’ll work

celest dome
#

Watch people buy the same cosmetics all over again KEKW_ogryn

crystal forum
#

there's still like 6 years to go

vagrant fox
#

Maybe next time the bolters will feel decent on the higher tier difficulties

#

Arbitor Ian video on the Executioners pogryn

#

My boys

celest dome
#

The most based thing that they could do for SM3 would be to have Titus fall to Chaos

outer wave
#

Make Titus into a psyker that delves close to becoming a CSM

vagrant fox
#

Naur man

crystal forum
#

horse hershey

iron mural
#

Curious could someone be a kreigsman if they aren’t from kreig?

iron mural
arctic talon
#

the death korps don't have any new "kriegs"

#

so to speak

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their gas mask isn't exclusive to them

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since its one of like 2 lucius pattern gas masks

iron mural
languid meadow
#

tbf you can just headcannon it

#

that's like

#

the whole point of 40k

#

the only planet choice that matters for unique stuff is cadia

iron mural
#

Fair point

arctic talon
#

ngl

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I would have rather the devs chucked out the custom character stuff

queen laurel
arctic talon
#

because the like, voices do all the heavy work anyways

iron mural
#

Fair I think it’s cool though

languid meadow
#

I like choosing some background like being a part of the schola

#

just wish it played into the game more

arctic talon
#

too many variations

#

imo

iron mural
#

It serves literally no purpose

#

But it’s cool

arctic talon
#

they should have just had a "background"

#

and recorded like

languid meadow
#

let me cope !

arctic talon
#

a few voice lines

#

this isn't an RPG

iron mural
#

But you can’t be born from kreig so bad system bad game my kreig zealot can’t make sense

languid meadow
#

It would be cool if you could have a personality but then it will turn into cuthroat all over again

iron mural
iron mural
queen laurel
#

The thing is the Krieg are willing to sacrifice their life it's just that it needs to be useful sacrifice

#

So if it's a Krieg personality it would be very pragmatic and very cold

iron mural
queen laurel
#

I don't blame the guy for being a bit too traumatized

#

And he does get better when you level up so that's nice

vagrant fox
arctic talon
iron mural
languid meadow
#

waking up and realizing I have to wait 2 years for season 4

queen laurel
rocky gale
languid meadow
#

Rex special....ENG_HS

arctic talon
queen laurel
#

If the circumstances meet it

paper haven
#

Why didn't rex just explode invincible, since he can make a body explode. Is it limited to only the skeleton?

arctic talon
#

his skeleton is augmented/mostly replaced and messed up with a bunch of cybernetics

paper haven
#

Ok see that makes sense.

arctic talon
#

Rex's explosions work off of how dense material is

#

and his skeleton is like very dense

#

due to how messed up it is

#

tbh he really should use chunks of tungsten or shit lol

#

but then again they might not be able to be thrown far enough

spring cairn
#

his skull so dense it killed invisible

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
#

Like I would've preferred if our Darktide chars were similar to Vermintide or L4D2

#

In that they're already like

An established character.

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With names

#

That is like the second worst decision they made with the game tbh

#

The cutscenes would've also been more interesting since they would actually be allowed to talk back

#

Although, it does go against the theme of "You're playing as what's essentially a inquistorial janitor"

tough haven
tough haven
opaque coyote
#

Warhammer 40k is basically one of the most miserable universes out there. To the point where it's satire.

#

So it makes sense to have your characters essentially be replaceable cogs.

#

On the other hand, it would've been more interesting for our characters to actually like

#

Have more solid characterization

#

Like that's why the cutscenes are so basic

#

And why outside of battle we basically say like

#

Two lines

#

Honestly it would've been interesting to see like a solidified response to all the accusations and such

#

Like when you get falsely called to help the pilot. Maybe the characters would react differently

#

The Ogryn would be confused. Lady call for ship repair right? He would then go forward to try to "fix" the Valkyrie only for the pilot to distract them with food or another task out of desperation to not have their vehicle look like a cybertruck.

The Zealot would be highly suspicious. After all, if the pilot didn't call them. Then who did... And why? Probably some Heresy going around...

The Veteran wouldn't treat as a big deal due to being used to the Imperium fucking up in terms of roll calls and such. Adminstratum mixups happen all the time in the guard. They would just shrug and walk away

And the Psyker...

"Yeah I know. But I didn't want to take any chances since the likelihood of being shot goes up exponentially when I DON'T follow orders."

plush mason
#

yeah but then you couldnt have 4 ogryn in a squad

lament shoal
#

Do SM neophytes have any augmentations during that phase of their training?

plush mason
#

normally no afaik

lament shoal
#

Ty

arctic talon
#

Just add a 4th personality

plush mason
#

iirc they get their augments as they go through the neophyte stage

lament shoal
arctic talon
#

They are

#

They’re implanted with a good bit of stuff by then

lament shoal
#

Gene seed organs too?

plush mason
#

yeah thats the later stages of being a neophyte

arctic talon
#

Usually just lacking the black carapace

arctic talon
plush mason
#

oof i did not know they got augments at the start lol

dusk patrol
#

Technically not the start

#

Calgar had already undergone trials by that point

plush mason
#

wait the start of the neophyte process happens before they are even 10?

dusk patrol
plush mason
#

the space wolves recruiting from the warriors of the Fenris tribes suddenly got a lot more messed up

lament shoal
plush mason
#

they are child soldiers before they even join the space marines

viral halo
dusk patrol
#

Like 14-16

plush mason
#

still

dusk patrol
#

This for example

#

Is a aspirant

#

Who hasn’t even started yet

#

Fenrisians are uh, built different lol

vagrant fox
#

They're weird

dusk patrol
vagrant fox
#

The Mortifactors fly above their cannibal world looking for children who kill other people in order so survive, them's the good recruits

plush mason
dusk patrol
#

More just

vagrant fox
#

Raven Guard are more traditionally labelled the emo boys

dusk patrol
#

Insane tribal cannibals

plush mason
#

there is one chapter i heard about that is literally looking to repent to the point they take on the sins of others

#

like being guilty is their whole culture

lament shoal
plush mason
#

cant remember if they are official or a homebrew though

vagrant fox
#

Nothing comes to mind

plush mason
#

they do some strange mind alteration and implant memories of past wrongs onto all their brothers so they remember those past sins as their own

dusk patrol
#

@arctic talon @storm jungle

arctic talon
#

Media literacy fail

#

of impressive degree

dusk patrol
#

I question if he actually watched it even tbh

arctic talon
#

he watched tiktok clips

plush mason
#

?

storm jungle
#

Mark was literally gonna die if Eve didnt save him

#

these people man

dusk patrol
#

If he had tried they both would have died tbh, all he had to do was the knife hand shit once

#

And even with Eves complete bullshit they barely “kill” him

pearl brook
#

What i like about Mark is, that, despite being super powerful (especially having the potential to be super deadly), despite his name he is not invincible/invulnerable but needs to rely upon his friends. Sends a nice between the lines message of "no matter how strong you are, youre always gonna fare better within a team".

Also shows that his progress is earned through trial and tribulation and not bestowed upon him because the plot/the politics of the writer/the poor character developement demanded so (cough Rey"i wanna be a skywalker" plapatinecough 🤮).

dusk patrol
#

I like it when he punches a big meaty man and the man punches back

pearl brook
winter vessel
# pearl brook Unfortunately

I took a class in middle school. Wanted to take one in high school but they stopped doing that since the year prior to me being a freshman, the teacher kept getting Nazi jokes thrown at her and quit

pearl brook
pearl brook
winter vessel
pearl brook
winter vessel
#

Actually for a time I got interested in Russian when German didn't pan out in my secondary language choices. A prerequisite to join my High school Choir was to sing an international language song. so I sang Катюша or 'Katyusha" from the poet Mikhail Isakovsky

paper haven
#

The only reason Conquest got hurt at all is because he didn't crush Eve's head, unless her resurrection bs can fix that too.

dusk patrol
#

The rules it of seem to be if you instantly kill her she can’t come back

#

Based off this and the comics

paper haven
#

Yeah so I'm calling that a fluke. They didn't win because of skill or strategy, they got lucky.

dusk patrol
#

He didn’t try, he was playing and they lucked out that Eve is Eve

#

If he was actually just trying to kill Mark he could have done it from the rip

paper haven
#

Which seems to happen a lot with invincible, now that I think about it

dusk patrol
#

People have character flaws

#

Conquest isn’t sane, he’s here to play

#

He’s arrogant

viral halo
#

Comics have a lot of weird sexual stuff in them

dusk patrol
#

Even by Viltrumite standards

paper haven
#

Clearly he was holding back

viral halo
#

is Kirman a gooner?

dusk patrol
#

Don’t do some stuff

paper haven
dusk patrol
#

Like the entire later stuff with Marks mom, please no

paper haven
#

Most comic artists are gooners, it happens

dusk patrol
#

They’ve done a good job editing it in the show to normal levels

#

But unironically some of the later comics are like

viral halo
#

I remember there's some wild panels lmao

dusk patrol
#

30% sex or sex jokes

#

Maybe more

#

It’s not even mostly in a bad way per se but

paper haven
#

I've only seen snippets of the comics but I know that it can get extremely uncomfortable to read at points

opaque coyote
#

...so apparently Gaben has been playing Stalker

dusk patrol
#

Kirk man can’t write women to save his life

opaque coyote
#

huh

opaque coyote
#

You mean every

#

All of them

paper haven
#

Leaving room for hope, that sort of thing

opaque coyote
#

To become a comic artist, you need to go to a gooning competition first on god

dusk patrol
#

A lot

#

But I do think Kirkman is a little better than most

#

Idk if I’d even say how much everyone is fucking is unrealistic

paper haven
#

There are definitely worse examples

dusk patrol
#

Just kinda, why do we need to constantly be told they’re fucking

paper haven
#

We don't

dusk patrol
#

Like I expect they’re using the bathroom too

#

And eating and whatever

#

We don’t need a play by play of it all

paper haven
#

It serves no narrative purpose to show that

dusk patrol
#

Sometimes it does tbf

viral halo
#

Think we need some panels in here to prove it

dusk patrol
#

||Omniman and Debbie it’s literally there to show they’re getting back together||

#

Spoilers for the comic

paper haven
#

Not much of a spoiler

paper haven
#

Less

dusk patrol
opaque coyote
dusk patrol
#

This is a running joke the like

#

Last half of the comic

#

Also big spoilers to be clear

opaque coyote
paper haven
#

How... Old is Eve in this?

dusk patrol
#

20s?

opaque coyote
paper haven
#

Alright

dusk patrol
#

There’s a lot of time jumps

#

I think by that panel

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
#

She’s like mid 20s

untold niche
#

Nice 40k discussion here eh?

opaque coyote
#

Yup

dusk patrol
#

This relates to 40k because people fuck in 40k too

opaque coyote
#

We're talking about the new tabletop faction, Viltrumites

paper haven
#

Sex? In my grimdark setting?

#

More likely than you'd think.

arctic talon
languid meadow
#

staring into the eyes of a servo skull while on the toilet

opaque coyote
#

Acting like a mini computer for the sensor?

untold niche
sacred ginkgo
opaque coyote
#

Imagine being honored enough to be turned into a Servo Skull

#

Only to watch from the warp, as your soul disappears back into the fabric of the universe

opaque coyote
#

Your fucking skull being used as a god damn hand dryer

#

Honored my ass

sacred ginkgo
#

Not even one of the buttons for Tertium’s horrifically lethal doors

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

And the skull is ornamental

opaque coyote
#

External gaming PCs in the Imperium.

But a Servitor is a part of it

#

Yes it was for a comedy fic

dusk patrol
#

Most servo skull things aren’t like

#

Actually using brain matter

#

Rarely some do but it’s not a servitor still really

opaque coyote
#

Your "duty" is done

plush mason
#

only in death does duty end

opaque coyote
#

You are ""with the Emperor"" (probably used as some random daemon's snack)

#

Wonder what happens when Blanks die. Although that's probably the mystery

plush mason
#

have some more brain rot

opaque coyote
#

glorp

pearl brook
terse kestrel
#

is this authentic kasrkin

dusk patrol
#

Stripped down a bit

#

But yeah

#

No mask and some armor missing

terse kestrel
#

Is there even a better helmet?

winter vessel
#

I just slapped my Scion helmet on it to make due with it.

dusk patrol
dapper gyro
#

It is heavier troop or Vet troop at best, not Kasrkin.

dusk patrol
#

It just doesn’t have the mask

#

It’s just stripped down Kasrkin armor

dapper gyro
#

They do have the helmet model, but it is not even on Vet, lol.

dusk patrol
#

There’s a reason people weren’t happy with this armor when it came out

crystal forum
#

he is taunting me

paper haven
#

Was the red circle really necessary?

storm jungle
#

every time i feel like im being harsh against Luetin's vids he posts shit like this lol

crystal forum
#

i will always see valhallans

#

in my proxy army

crystal forum
dusk patrol
#

Yeah

arctic talon
#

Absolutely lol

storm jungle
#

Wait really

arctic talon
crystal forum
#

it's sad he introduced me to the setting

dusk patrol
#

He likes money, can’t blame him

#

Tbh too

#

I wouldn’t write off any old regiments with models

arctic talon
dusk patrol
#

We’ll probably get killteams at least

arctic talon
#

But he does still make good videos

#

There’s just more slop inbetween

storm jungle
#

Lol fair

arctic talon
#

Rn it’s krieg

#

It’ll prolly go onto someone else

storm jungle
#

I used to like him once but he kinda fell off for me after his speculation videos.

crystal forum
#

KRIEEEEG

dusk patrol
#

They’re almost certainly using killteams to gauge if regiments are popular enough to get a larger release too

storm jungle
#

Also this yeah

#

its why Krieg dominated the I.G codex this year

arctic talon
#

Tbh every killteam so far has hold like hotcakes

storm jungle
#

as much as it pains me to see it

dusk patrol
#

Anyways here’s why Mordian is definitely getting a full release

crystal forum
#

also the clear massive amount of people who love krieg

storm jungle
#

alas

#

we cant all have good taste

dusk patrol
#

GW likes money

arctic talon
#

Steel legion when

dusk patrol
#

This vexes people

storm jungle
#

I mean no it isnt even about GW

#

its about braindead fanbase

#

but still

dusk patrol
#

Yeah they should buy real kino

#

Like Gloop Shitto

storm jungle
#

I wouldnt mind it but like it reached a level where i remember the KT reveal

#

where the chat was like

#

"WHERE SHOVEL"

#

jesus christ

median star
#

maccabians when

storm jungle
#

lol

crystal forum
#

krieg fans are special

dusk patrol
crystal forum
#

dumber than black templar fans but slightly less racist

dusk patrol
#

That being said I would love it

storm jungle
#

But yeah the other regiments will drip-drop gradually with KT

#

its pretty obvious

#

Catachan are prob next on hte block at some point

dusk patrol
#

GW would feed families for generations with a Crimson Guard release

crystal forum
#

tf is crimson guard

median star
dusk patrol
#

Better than your stupid space Russians

#

That’s who

crystal forum
#

literally cheap skitarii

dusk patrol
#

“Cheap”

crystal forum
#

just proxy admec

storm jungle
dusk patrol
#

Yeah you’re right just slap some Ushankas and bad accents on those Cadians

#

Well say they’re uh

#

Valhallans I guess

crystal forum
#

eternal i print my full custom models

dusk patrol
#

Fuzzy hat for the better space Russians

crystal forum
#

because i have balls

dusk patrol
#

I mean also you have to smh

median star
arctic talon
#

Ngl the crimson guard are always weird to me, they literally are just skitarii lol

crystal forum
#

i could buy originals

dusk patrol
#

(I like Valhallans tbf)

arctic talon
#

Regarding their position within the machine cult

storm jungle
dusk patrol
storm jungle
#

I got an even worse example of it

#

hold on

crystal forum
#

they do look shitty

arctic talon
#

And that the skitarii legions got got

#

Lol

crystal forum
#

my proxy army is so good

#

i posted images before that nobody appreicates

dusk patrol
#

They’re special snowflakes cause everything Blign and FFG did are special snowflakes

storm jungle
dusk patrol
#

It was just cool

arctic talon
#

And the remnants were formed into the initial crimson guard

dusk patrol
#

Lathe Worlds are

arctic talon
#

Lmfao

dusk patrol
#

Completely stupid OC donut steal

median star
#

are iron hand surfs discernable from skitarii

storm jungle
dusk patrol
#

But it’s cool so I don’t care

arctic talon
dusk patrol
arctic talon
#

Well

#

Martian standard

#

But take away the robes

storm jungle
#

its fine

arctic talon
#

And symbols

arctic talon
#

That shouldn’t be crossed

dapper gyro
arctic talon
#

The lathe worlds are like

dusk patrol
#

Iron Hands have Medusan Auxilia

Exerpts are from Wrath of Iron

Siirt knew enough then to guess that something serious had taken place, and had time to regret the fact that the entire Adeptus Astartes capability of Clan Raukaan was deployed in theatre. The clan’s seven Dreadnoughts in hibernation aboard the Kalach would take days to summon, as they had never been intended for on-world deployment. The command complex was full of Medusan auxiliaria, many of whom had bio-enhancements and augmetics on a parallel with skitarii, though if the Mechanicus vessel were powerful enough to interfere with the defence grid remotely there was no telling whether that force would be nearly enough to hold the complex.

And a separate passage later....

As he moved down to the reception levels, the two squads of thralls he’d requested fell in behind him. They were all dressed in matt-black carapace armour with blank visors and angular shoulder guards. Each trooper carried a heavy-gauge lasgun and had steel augmetic traces littered across their battle-plate.

They were all Medusan, all battle-hardened, and all heavily altered by the tech-chirurgeons. In normal circumstances, such soldiers would have been capable of taking on virtually anything. In normal circumstances, Siirt would have trusted them to keep him alive for a very long time.

arctic talon
#

Almost over it

storm jungle
dusk patrol
#

Wall of text warning

dusk patrol
storm jungle
#

it isnt even variance

dusk patrol
#

Some are described as being more enhanced guard

storm jungle
#

these are just not-guardsman

arctic talon
#

^

storm jungle
#

it was back when skitarii were just not well established

dusk patrol
#

We see some are tribal crazy dudes

arctic talon
#

I’m sure some super poor world

#

Has not guardsmen

storm jungle
#

you get a metal hand

#

now you are a skitarii good job

arctic talon
#

Tbf

storm jungle
#

also this yeah

dusk patrol
#

Yeah but that’s my point

storm jungle
#

theres no "regular dude" skitarii

arctic talon
#

That dude is just a dude

storm jungle
#

this was back when they just found the word cool

#

but did nothing with it

#

until like way later

arctic talon
#

Anyways uh GW

#

Kill that image

#

Forever

dusk patrol
#

We literally can’t even see most his body

arctic talon
#

He has disgusting meat hands

median star
arctic talon
#

Which is better the carapace

storm jungle
arctic talon
#

But worse then power armor

dapper gyro
#

Anything depending on the front

dusk patrol
#

At least wargear wise, not clear how good their other stuff is

median star
#

seems to be a ton of armors that fall in-between worse then ceramite but noticable better then carapace

dusk patrol
#

Carapace armor for normies isn’t exactly one consistent thing either

dapper gyro
#

There are non elite guardsmen with carapace, the equipment varies greatly.

dusk patrol
#

It can be thicker or lighter or better made

storm jungle
dusk patrol
#

More systems and whatever

storm jungle
#

a character can be wearing the most strongarmorium ever then get shit on by like a tank driving over him

jade holly
#

When we getting the crab people legion

gray umbra
#

40k in general is just rule of cool lol

jade holly
storm jungle
#

that too lol

#

terminators are probably the best example

gray umbra
#

we can go into the specs but then some book will introduce these super hardened stormtrooper veterans

#

and then they get fucking annihilated