I love thrawn no matter if it's EU or cannon
#40k-lore-chat
languid meadow
winter vessel
Being in service to the Imperial Military was not a good time in general, but at least with Thrawn, you're serving under a guy with more competence than any other Imperial commissioned officer combined
languid meadow
loyalty over competence is how the emperor wanted it
jade holly
He was even played by the guy who voiced him in Rebels
languid meadow
yeah he was great in both
winter vessel
I feel like if Gilad Pallaeon was the one running the show, the Empire would've been a little bit better at their job
crystal forum
ok now actual question
what does the emperor want
just power?
what was his goals if he won
crystal forum
isn't he already immortal
dusk patrol
There were some threats he was preparing for
Yeah but more immortal
Like can’t die at all
Which he almost gets to
crystal forum
so actually invincible
dusk patrol
Yeah
Normally he would have accepted Vader killing him one day
But Anakin got stunted
So he could never eclipse him
crystal forum
There were some threats he was preparing for
so wait his goals were good?
crystal forum
why does this suddenly sound like a 40k discussion
winter vessel
man, the Yuuzhan Vong were a bad time for everyone in the known Star Wars galaxy
languid meadow
I like and hate the vong
dusk patrol
why does this suddenly sound like a 40k discussion
“Tyrant whose doing bad stuff to try to save more maybe” is a trope
crystal forum
thing with star wars is they had a better alternative
so i need to be reminded
before the prequels there was the old republic right
that's who the clone troopers are fighting for
languid meadow
ok so
storm jungle
isnt that The Republic
crystal forum
which then became the empire
languid meadow
there's the republic which was right before the empire
then there was the old republic
which was thousands of years beforehand
crystal forum
what happened between the two
languid meadow
the high republic which was the golden age
no sith
old repub had the sith empire as well
crystal forum
so republic really just means good in star wars
languid meadow
no the republic was corrupt back then as it is now
it's a government there was just another one named teh sith empire during the era of the old republic
crystal forum
what was happening during the high republic
languid meadow
the sith empire was gone and there were no major wars happening
the jedi were at their peak
winter vessel
https://tenor.com/view/swtor-the-old-republic-star-wars-sith-jedi-gif-23786748 SWTOR's Republic military was something else
vagrant fox
Just some lads going ham, gotta love it
crystal forum
wait according to the timeline video the fucking droids existed during the early empire
winter vessel
hoho yeah
crystal forum
that's so funny
storm jungle
Seperatists?
languid meadow
the CIS
winter vessel
a few holdouts
storm jungle
well yeah galactic political entities dont just instantly disappear
you gotta smash em first
storm jungle
to be fair CIS were justified in some of their actions the problem is like uhhh
star wars is usually extremely black and white
so they are just cartoonishly evil
crystal forum
werent they rich assholes
winter vessel
werent they rich assholes
no. some just wanted to live their own lives and saw the corruption of the Galactic Republic
storm jungle
^
languid meadow
the CIS military was run by mega corp but the CIS gov was genuinely good people for the most part
crystal forum
i thought separatists were just like ultra libertarians who hated republic taxes
storm jungle
the problem is like i said they had to fill in the cartoon villains spot, so its why we got like 1 single episode out of 100+ eps in the Clone Wars show to explore what they were like
star wars has never been really morally complex
crystal forum
also using droids instead of mass manufacturing living breathing soldiers to die
sounds a bit more moral to me
winter vessel
and kudos to Clone Wars for showing Organic enemies and not just droids. https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-clone-wars-clone-trooper-umbara-501st-gif-23215564 Clone: "THE TREES ARE SPEAKING UMBARANESE"
languid meadow
i thought separatists were just like ultra libertarians who hated republic taxes
they were paying higher taxes but seeing non of the benefits
viral halo
every republic general is like some chad
in the books it's explained that it was battle meditation that made the difference
reading the thrawn books noawadays the first one is pretty mid tbh
Fantastic character though
winter vessel
The most prominent i ever heard of battle meditation was Bastila Shan's use
crystal forum
dont all jedi meditate
languid meadow
yeah but battle meditation is unique
winter vessel
no. some bang senators for some reason
languid meadow
some bang troopers lmao
winter vessel
some bang troopers lmao
damn it you're gonna make me cry knowing what it is
languid meadow
exhibit A
winter vessel
can i show B?
crystal forum
only if it's gay
crystal forum
hello there
viral halo
They really spent like 40 years just pumping out dogshit legends books man
there's like 10 good ones
crystal forum
i'd be into star wars if every fan i see wasn't into a single storm trooper regiment
501's or whatsver
viral halo
i'd be into star wars if every fan i see wasn't into a single storm trooper regi...
A fun starting point is the "star wars knights of the old republic" comic line from like 2004
that's good stuff
crystal forum
im not reading star wars i should say
viral halo
Lmfao
crystal forum
my previous statement is a joke
viral halo
But yea star wars fans are pretty close to lobotomy tier
all power scaling and gooning over the same thing
at least warhammer fans all hate each other
vagrant fox
same brother hh all I care about now is the two old KOTORs
languid meadow
i'd be into star wars if every fan i see wasn't into a single storm trooper regi...
yeah that's why we fuck with DTs and old republic
winter vessel
‘Sides. I like clones but I wouldn’t go so far as to cosplay as em.
crystal forum
yeah that's why we fuck with DTs and old republic
going as far as possible from disney i see
languid meadow
im only in star wars for trooper designs at this point
viral halo
I get irrationally mad when I see fat cosplayers
winter vessel
If I did. It’d be a Coastal Defender Trooper
crystal forum
I get irrationally mad when I see fat cosplayers
they should be jabba the hut or porkins
vagrant fox
Anyone can cosplay the gay reaction slug
crystal forum
porkins the most important star wars character
viral halo
they should be jabba the hut or porkins
When I see the 400 pound mandalorian bounty hunter I'm like bro what are you hunting, hot pockets?
winter vessel
porkins the most important star wars character
Actually it’s Holdo
languid meadow
shit on Disney all you want but at least they cook with troopers
vagrant fox
I thought the most important was Dexter Jettster, the random aliens who runs a 50s diner in Star Wars and knows all sorts of shit
languid meadow
Dexter is peak
winter vessel
Hah. Big guy
languid meadow
viral halo
Love Dexter
vagrant fox
For some reason the fact that he's called Dexter is the weirdest part to me
winter vessel
There was a clone named Ringo
crystal forum
For some reason the fact that he's called Dexter is the weirdest part to me
not the fact that he bothers to wear a tank top
dusk patrol
There was a really funny fanfic about how all of Aayla Securas clones wanted to fuck her and how distracting she was
languid meadow
sucks that I can only name one more of his species and it's fucking krell
vagrant fox
not the fact that he bothers to wear a tank top
Not the tank top, not the diner themed after a 50s american one, nothing but his name. At least he's not named Glup Shitto like that other character
winter vessel
There was a really funny fanfic about how all of Aayla Securas clones wanted to ...
The crackhead summary: The 327th commander was down bad for a Tailhead
crystal forum
Not the tank top, not the diner themed after a 50s american one, nothing but his...
mildly racist jewish stereotype my fav star wars character
watto
winter vessel
Yep
crystal forum
she's literally just a blue human you have no taste
vagrant fox
In this house we stan Watto for selling a child but refusing to let the mother go with
It's basic business
dusk patrol
Meanwhile Jay when gay man has red hair
winter vessel
she's literally just a blue human you have no taste
Hey don’t you be dissing my Pantorans!
languid meadow
why go after twi'leks when kaminoans exist
dusk patrol
In this house we stan Watto for selling a child but refusing to let the mother g...
It would be cruel to make a mother have to stay with an annoying kid like Anakin
Tbf she did have a somewhat happy last few years at least
winter vessel
why go after twi'leks when kaminoans exist
A thousand hells await you Nala Se and what you did to Fives
winter vessel
Padamame
vagrant fox
I love how virulently racist kaminoans are to themselves
vagrant fox
It would be cruel to make a mother have to stay with an annoying kid like Anakin
True, but I still stan Watto
crystal forum
i will neglect my force sensitive child even if it's the last thing i do
dusk patrol
Women you see giving mixed signals here
crystal forum
also the actress sucked
winter vessel
there has been only one account of me crushing on a near-human individual as a young boy. and it was Riyo Chuchi from Clone Wars
dusk patrol
It’s a Star Wars alien, half of them are just hot people with weird skin
winter vessel
Fallout Frontier dev: "oh but when i want to do it with a deathclaw everyone has problems"
languid meadow
as long as the deathclaw passes the harkness test it's weird not immoral
which im pretty sure the one in frontier does NOT
crystal forum
idk i never played it
languid meadow
on a technical level it's cool but written it's so bad
barren prawn
you guys ever think the deathguard mixes up geneseed when they return it?
like if a mixed squad all die at once
languid meadow
the tonal whiplash you get by clicking on Jays profile is crazy
crystal forum
babe have you seen your bio
languid meadow
yeah LMFAO
vagrant fox
one of my half-friends from forever ago used to hate furries, but then he became a furry and chose a fucking sergal of all things. I'm genuinely so disappointed it hurts
dusk patrol
Imagine having a bio
winter vessel
one of my half-friends from forever ago used to hate furries, but then he became...
are those the shark ones?
jade holly
My bio is best
dusk patrol
Pathetic
jade holly
crystal forum
the more somebody hates furries the harder they'll join the community eventually
it's a natural law
vagrant fox
are those the shark ones?
Looks vaguely like a furry one, I guess
crystal forum
i hated furries once
young pecan
you guys ever think the deathguard mixes up geneseed when they return it?
It would be awesome for this to be touched on
vagrant fox
I've always found it weird, but it's whatever people wear adult diapers for fun too
winter vessel
I've always found it weird, but it's whatever people wear adult diapers for fun ...
i think they did that at a hotel once, left used ones just on the ground
languid meadow
I remember when I had the stupid asf 2016 red pill phase, now look at me
jade holly
It would be awesome for this to be touched on
Tbh I think the DG would love it
plush mason
501's or whatsver
tbf that is like the only storm trooper regiment with any real lore
jade holly
A new horrid pestilence amalgamation wrought upon the world
crystal forum
I remember when I had the stupid asf 2016 red pill phase, now look at me
depressing and bicurious
jade holly
tbf that is like the only storm trooper regiment with any real lore
Because it’s a Clone trooper regiment 
vagrant fox
i think they did that at a hotel once, left used ones just on the ground
At rainfurrest a bunch of that stuff happened
languid meadow
my ass is not bicurious my ass is yes
jade holly
i think they did that at a hotel once, left used ones just on the ground
That’s disgusting
plush mason
it was Anakin's regiment in the clone wars and Vander's personal army in the empire
languid meadow
When a bad bitch no matter the sex/gender tells me to do something
crystal forum
my ass is not bicurious my ass is yes
bicurious because you aint got no hog 
winter vessel
That’s disgusting
yeah
vagrant fox
I remember when I had the stupid asf 2016 red pill phase, now look at me
I grew up on 4chan for most of my early to late teens and was incredibly stupid and idiotpilled, I was so cool and fedorapilled
crystal forum
now you're clownpilled
vagrant fox
now you're clownpilled
Now I'm just cool and clownpilled because I'm too silly for this world
crystal forum
yet inside you there is a monster that yearns to drink monster energy
vagrant fox
dog I drink white monster like it's water
young pecan
I like the loca moca coffee monsters
jade holly
Why be pilled when you could be removing your weak flesh for machinery
winter vessel
never had monster energy
young pecan
Likely for the better
vagrant fox
Why be pilled when you could be removing your weak flesh for machinery
thulsa doom told me that flesh is strong and I stick to it
jade holly
thulsa doom told me that flesh is strong and I stick to it
Stupid logic
vagrant fox
cool strong and wise logic, the sword is useless without the hand to wield it
young pecan
"Omnipotent blessed machine" when I pour water on it
crystal forum
Why be pilled when you could be removing your weak flesh for machinery
based iron hand??
crystal forum
US should put 25% tariffs on XQC
young pecan
Agreed
winter vessel
never really liked XQC
vagrant fox
I've seen one clip where he identifies animals and it's the only funny thing I've seen of him
crystal forum
as a french canadian i think he's a moron
barren prawn
It would be awesome for this to be touched on
imagine one dude in between space wolves with no fangs trying to talk about "practicals" and "theoraticals"
young pecan
never really liked XQC
Dud dud whad do you mean dud
young pecan
imagine one dude in between space wolves with no fangs trying to talk about "pra...
Space Wolf found cannibalized in back alley
crystal forum
how does somebody so useless to society become so rich
languid meadow
other useless morons
languid meadow
(twitch chatters)
young pecan
That
winter vessel
First caillou now XQC
"things were getting a little wild at caillou's house" dad pulls out a shotgun
crystal forum
at least other streamers like moistcritikal contribute to charity
vagrant fox
Don't really care for most streamers, no sirre
dusk patrol
how does somebody so useless to society become so rich
Cause he’s funny, that’s mostly it
young pecan
Content creators that use their positions for good are holy peak
crystal forum
only charity i've seen XQC contribute to is events where he can advertise himself
dusk patrol
It’s amusing watching him try to speak English
young pecan
Markiplier constantly hosting or promoting charities and donating to them
I grew out of watching his videos but the guy is awesome
crystal forum
It’s amusing watching him try to speak English
he has like the worst fucking accent imaginable he's a redneck quebecois
languid meadow
anything is better than asmon
crystal forum
asmongold meanwhile
young pecan
Nurgle's least devoted stinker
winter vessel
he's kind of shortish
i saw him in a music video with BBno$ and that's my point of reference
crystal forum
streamers are generally so mentally slow like it took me so much time to realize it's true
dusk patrol
Hasan, Asmongold.
dusk patrol
So many dogshit political streamers
winter vessel
I still remember Colleen's apology video.
dusk patrol
They’re all garbage for one reason or another
jade holly
Hasan, Asmongold.
Doesn’t Hasan basically have free reign on twitch because they love him?
dusk patrol
Basically
vagrant fox
Wasn't he banned recently
languid meadow
yeah
jade holly
Wasn't he banned recently
For one day
winter vessel
Very normal
Hasan?
dusk patrol
Actually shows their propaganda videos on stream
languid meadow
for saying people should kill a politician who has committed fraud with medicade
crystal forum
twitch political streamers using every clickbait title combination possible in the english language because they have to output slop every fucking day
dusk patrol
Yeah
crystal forum
how does anybody watch this consistently
dusk patrol
They’re all trash human beings
crystal forum
it's so tiring
dusk patrol
Actually worthless too for their causes
jade holly
The news recently got so stressful for me I just completely shut off all news
storm jungle
how does anybody watch this consistently
I ask that with any twitch streamer
dusk patrol
I’m tired of it all
languid meadow
yeah that's the best way rn
vagrant fox
I only watch political things that agree with me, no streamers thankyou 🫃
jade holly
I ain’t gotta deal with that stress
crystal forum
they act like fucking everything is the most insane news ever
jade holly
I got a life to live
languid meadow
shit's gotten bad just enjoy what life you have
dusk patrol
I ask that with any twitch streamer
Northern Lion is based and our Chad
But everyone else sucks
winter vessel
no matter what side they're on, i just hate it. I watch for entertainment purely on streamers and youtube content creators.
storm jungle
Northern Lion is based and our Chad
Idk who that is but he sucks too
vagrant fox
I used to watch a lot of NL, is he still doing zoomer stuff
winter vessel
The only politics I support are the politics of Skyrim
the only time game politics interested me was Fallout New Vegas
dusk patrol
@storm jungle
crystal forum
this is why i watch jerma, the trans icon
dusk patrol
Our bald king
jade holly
the only time game politics interested me was Fallout New Vegas
This is my take: I side with House.
languid meadow
babys first critical thinking (Not even it's very obvious who's right and wrong)
storm jungle
<@166943308231344128>
https://youtu.be/8korEU0NokQ?si=FxyB63E9BFQPjFZd
holy shit its Seth Rogan
dusk patrol
He wishes he had the sex appeal of Seth Rogan
young pecan
This is my take: I side with House.
Elon before Elon was famous
vagrant fox
He did create offspring tho
winter vessel
This is my take: I side with House.
he's my 2nd ending choice, 1st being NCR. I
crystal forum
he's my 2nd ending choice, 1st being NCR. I
the tax enjoyer
vagrant fox
Once again, burn the entire wasteland fuck 'em all
languid meadow
NCR and BOS my beloved
winter vessel
sorry, my choice was all about style.
young pecan
Independent ending with high Int and Speech courier best ending
languid meadow
Bless democracy and the techno hermits
winter vessel
Rangers
winter vessel
Indepedent Ending is just a recipe for disaster long term
jade holly
Brotherhood of Steel is cool for the armor, but not really much else
languid meadow
Fallout 2 botherhood is the best brotherhood
jade holly
They call themselves Paladins yet don’t use swords and shields and fight honorable religious combat?
Weak
winter vessel
star wars kid detected
was more so a Magnificent seven angle, not star wars, i like wild western
jade holly
This is why Space Marines are superior
dusk patrol
https://youtu.be/Y4Fes8Up1tA?si=AkV-5BVSbext9z-k
ok but seriously, this is like
Easily
jade holly
was more so a Magnificent seven angle, not star wars, i like wild western
That was why I loved S1 & 2 of The Mandalorian so much
dusk patrol
Top 3 internet videos of all time for me
crystal forum
eternal buy me a BFR
dusk patrol
If I could send one thing back in time
crystal forum
i will do your chores
dusk patrol
Why do you need one
vagrant fox
https://youtu.be/Y4Fes8Up1tA?si=AkV-5BVSbext9z-k
ok but seriously, this is like
That montage is 10/10 I cry every time I see it
crystal forum
new vegas, looper, resident evil 8
dusk patrol
That montage is 10/10 I cry every time I see it
It’s just amazing
dusk patrol
new vegas, looper, resident evil 8
Can you even own one in Canada?
dusk patrol
What if I added a stock to it?
crystal forum
it would be lame
dusk patrol
Well you could remove it
crystal forum
it's not like the US eternal the cops will shoot you regardless
dusk patrol
False, they’ll have your doctor tell you to kill yourself
crystal forum
at least it wont be on the streets, poor
dusk patrol
I would never be gunned down in the streets
jade holly
If I were to own a firearm
languid meadow
I rather kill myself than be poor
crystal forum
GET A BFR
jade holly
A sleek lever action
crystal forum
NOW
dusk patrol
Good way to break your wrists
jade holly
Nah I want a Raging Judge
crystal forum
they're surprisingly not that bad
jade holly
winter vessel
I'd want a Mossberg
jade holly
If the revolver doesn’t rip my arm off when I pull the trigger then I don’t want it
jade holly
Gimme dat yeeeeeeeeehaw type revolver
dusk patrol
I’ve shot a .50 cal revolver before, it’s not fun but it’s not too bad
jade holly
I’ve shot a .50 cal revolver before, it’s not fun but it’s not too bad
I hear .45 is the worst to shoot
dusk patrol
It’s just something that’s hard to get used to
young pecan
If the revolver doesn’t rip my arm off when I pull the trigger then I don’t want...
Firing a grapeshot cannon at the home intruders at 3 in the morning
crystal forum
i'm not buying a BFR for effectiveness
young pecan
Just like the founding fathers intended
jade holly
Firing a grapeshot cannon at the home intruders at 3 in the morning
Tallyho lads
crystal forum
i want to shoot 45-70 from a fucking revolver
dusk patrol
I hear .45 is the worst to shoot
They’re not fun, it depends too on the revolver
crystal forum
i will take care of the boar problem
dusk patrol
I’ve seen someone use explosive ammo on a boar, it uh
Works
I’m not sure how legal it was
crystal forum
if that doesn't work im going with elephant gun
dusk patrol
They’re not that hard to kill tbh if you’re using rifle rounds or whatever
crystal forum
show those fuckers the meaning of kinetic energy
dusk patrol
Just gotta hit the right spot
jade holly
dusk patrol
They’re just fat as fuck
crystal forum
i hate boars
crystal forum
i cry tears of joy when i watch videos of them being killed by mounted weapons
winter vessel
I mean, i saw a video of Gordon Ramsay hunting and cooking boar
dusk patrol
There’s a reason they authorize people blasting whole packs of them with guns from choppers
jade holly
I mean, i saw a video of Gordon Ramsay hunting and cooking boar
Yes, Gordon Ramsay
dusk patrol
I mean, i saw a video of Gordon Ramsay hunting and cooking boar
You can
crystal forum
I mean, i saw a video of Gordon Ramsay hunting and cooking boar
he's a professional chef
not some guy with a grill
winter vessel
so its edible
dusk patrol
Technically edible
dusk patrol
Fuck nightshade is edible
jade holly
dusk patrol
Hemlock too
crystal forum
just let nature take care of dead boars it's not complicated
crystal forum
i hate when people expect hunters to act like indigenous people
no i wont eat the deer balls
jade holly
no i wont eat the deer balls
Coward
dusk patrol
Yeah I’ve never seen hunters raid nearby towns and steal and enslave their women and children while brutally murdering their men.
jade holly
jade holly
sounds like the american army
Sounds like literally every army ever
dusk patrol
People expect hunters to act like NA
vagrant fox
I have vague recollections of eating a seal eyeball and it not being so bad
winter vessel
Sounds like literally every army ever
Japan wishes they had one
jade holly
Not now
crystal forum
it's a defence force headass. those tanks are for peacekeeping efforts
languid meadow
Japan spent nearly 500 years beating itself just for it's first invasion of Korea to get fucked by one dude
jade holly
Japan spent nearly 500 years beating itself just for it's first invasion of Kore...
Yi Sun Sin my beloved
crystal forum
dont forget a tsunami which japan claimed as a victory
jade holly
The man who’s entire life was constantly brought down by the jealous betas around him
dusk patrol
What it is with random island nations and being so expansionist
jade holly
Resources
crystal forum
right? british are weird
winter vessel
What it is with random island nations and being so expansionist
looks at Philippines
dusk patrol
That was the Joke Jay
languid meadow
nearly 40% of the world is crazy
crystal forum
dont forget madagascar
jade holly
nearly 40% of the world is crazy
More like 80%
crystal forum
i heard they will move you straight to the concentra-
vagrant fox
Where I'm from, a dear island nation, people got so heated about who had to build a church that everyone killed each other
That's just how being from an island is like
dusk patrol
Based tbh
winter vessel
eh
dusk patrol
Some Pig
crystal forum
we offer good retirement benefits
languid meadow
the country of gay
wokeistan
jade holly
Some Pig
Technically it was a territorial dispute that started to blow over long before the pig but that pig was the straw that broke the camel’s back
dusk patrol
I like Canada, it’s like someone saw Minnesota and thought “what if a whole country?”
And also seal clubbing
crystal forum
im not canadian i renounced my citizenship to join the gay federation
dusk patrol
Doubt it
crystal forum
we are plotting world domination
vagrant fox
Canada introduced country music to my home, I'll genuinely never forgive Canada
jade holly
Canada gave us Ryan Reynolds
vagrant fox
My granddad also sailed there to buy alcohol
winter vessel
Canada Brought me SMii7y, and thats about as good as it gets
vagrant fox
long story short he ended up buying compases to drink the alcohol from/sell on for the alcohol
dusk patrol
Canada also gave us Drake
jade holly
Canada Brought me SMii7y, and thats about as good as it gets
Vanoss
vagrant fox
you're like a waterworld character
Not inaccurate
dusk patrol
That’s like 80% of your population
languid meadow
tronno
jade holly
Being Canadian is one thing
crystal forum
no only 70%
winter vessel
kill 80 percent of the population?
dusk patrol
But being Quebecois?
Imagine being separated from France for 200 years and still being cucked by them
languid meadow
But being Quebecois?
better than being euro french
crystal forum
i love euro music
jade holly
Imagine being separated from France for 200 years and still being cucked by them
Living in the US, speaking French, and ruled by the British crown
As a funny Australian purple puppet once said
Pick a fucking lane
crystal forum
damn that's funny if only americans had french speakers
jade holly
i love euro music
Does Sabaton and Powerwolf count?
winter vessel
damn that's funny if only americans had french speakers
we're already handicapped, we don't need anymore
crystal forum
Does Sabaton and Powerwolf count?
arent both of them swedihs or some shit
dusk patrol
I’ll say, the whole thing where everyone in the government must speak English and French
vagrant fox
What happened to all of the French speakers in Louisiana
dusk patrol
Is complete bullshit
languid meadow
powerwolf is german
dusk patrol
What happened to all of the French speakers in Louisiana
They don’t speak French
winter vessel
who said that?
dusk patrol
They speak uh
languid meadow
sabaton is swedes
crystal forum
Is complete bullshit
average american take
dusk patrol
Something
plush mason
They speak uh
they speak creole which is a form of French
dusk patrol
average american take
Look I’ve had to listen to Canadians giving their dumbass takes about my country my whole life
winter vessel
creole?
crystal forum
they dont speak french because america curb stomped them into not speaking it in the 60's
languid meadow
that is not how you say creole lmao
dusk patrol
You can listen for five seconds
dusk patrol
they speak creole which is a form of French
I know
winter vessel
that is not how you say creole lmao
but you just said it
dusk patrol
It’s just a joke about how they’re unintelligible
I once had a one night thing with this one Cajun girl, I understood like five words the entire time, and barely spoke.
languid meadow
but you just said it
GRAAAAAAAH NOT YOU !
dusk patrol
Still super hot, I miss her.
crystal forum
now french is slowly coming back to louisiana and other cajun places
because it was oppression
nice country
languid meadow
they spelled creole with a k
dusk patrol
It always was
winter vessel
food in Louisiana is tasty when i went there
winter vessel
when I go again, I really want to do a full on crawfish boil
dusk patrol
The whole stomping to the beat thing, one dude with a banjo fucking shredding it
plush mason
they spelled creole with a k
look i am dumb and spelling is hard especially when English has 6 letters that all make the same sounds lol
dusk patrol
Literally the stereotype
crystal forum
if only louisiana wasn't cucked by big oil
keen nova
Is there any get that normie humans can use that you'd expect only astartes to be able to?
storm jungle
Pretty much almost all space marine equipment minus like volkite i guess has human usages
its just size difference mostly lol
I never really had one that struck me as weird
winter vessel
storm jungle
utilization wise i mean at least
keen nova
Yeah but Like, I didn't know they had normie sized thunder hammers until darktide. And outside of dark crusade I've never seem humans with thunder claws
dapper gyro
Dont the Solar auxiliary use volkite?
dusk patrol
Pretty much almost all space marine equipment minus like volkite i guess has hum...
Volkite does too
They have Volkite as an option
And had
storm jungle
Volkite does too
hence the "I guess" part you fucker
dusk patrol
And some officers and stuff have it
storm jungle
SHUT UP
storm jungle
dusk patrol
But yes I can’t think of anything, except like Deathwatch specific stuff
keen nova
<a:why:856556590110736405>
I need this emoji but ain't no way I can afford nitro
dusk patrol
Like the Atomiser cannon or whatever
keen nova
I do wish their was more normie power armor
storm jungle
Sororitas only get that privelage
dusk patrol
Look in FFg lol
storm jungle
they print that shit in the trillions
dusk patrol
They give that out like candy in those books
storm jungle
^
winter vessel
so what about the ones used by Malleus?
storm jungle
"its very expensive technology"
dapper gyro
Only death watch, GK and custodes are not human useable
storm jungle
oh right them whoops lol
well GK kinda
only Inquisitors get their tier of gear though
same with DW too honestly
otherwise yeah
winter vessel
dusk patrol
Also stuff like Crimson Guard
winter vessel
Also stuff like Crimson Guard
these guys don't function like Skitarii?
plush mason
fatshark, give me a chain spear and my life is yours
dusk patrol
these guys don't function like Skitarii?
They’re more like a guard regiment, it’s a little complicated
The Lathe Worlds lost all their Skitarii
Which forced them to raise a smaller, more elite group
Which became the Crimson Guard
They can invest more in each dude, it’s almost like an army of tech priests
plush mason
couldnt they have just made more skitarii?
keen nova
I do wish their was more normie power armor
Actually, I kinda like how rare it is though, I would hate for it to go full halo and make it all about power armored dudez
dusk patrol
Couldn’t you just stick your finger up your butt?
plush mason
lmao
dusk patrol
Shut up it’s cool
But basically they just had to raise another army fast
And so they didn’t have as many but they had a very effective, high quality group
dapper gyro
Also some Ad Mech cults just want to be different.
dusk patrol
They’re technically a guard regiment
Lathe worlds have some wacky stuff too
Very FFG Mary sue
keen nova
They can invest more in each dude, it’s almost like an army of tech priests
Smaller but high quality tends to win in lore. (And in real life tbf)
dapper gyro
Smaller but high quality tends to win in lore. (And in real life tbf)
In real life? Not really my dude.
keen nova
In real life? Not really my dude.
They are counter examples to everything
dusk patrol
You know what’s better than smaller and higher quality
Larger and higher quality
dapper gyro
Except when the overwhelming number of example prove it so.
dapper gyro
Not to you, Eternal.
dapper gyro
I was replying toEnovos.
dusk patrol
Would highly recommend, probably my favorite FFG creation
plush mason
FFG?
jade holly
arent both of them swedihs or some shit
Sabaton is Swedish, Powerwolf is German
keen nova
find a special forces unit than can win a war
Find a better false dichotomy
dusk patrol
find a special forces unit than can win a war
keen nova
I'll wait
crystal forum
Find a better false dichotomy
shifting goalposts
keen nova
shifting goalposts
I'll do you one better! strawmaning!
crystal forum
you're saying random words you saw on the internet
keen nova
Let’s focus on the Crimson Guard
Ive never been a big mechanius guy tbh
keen nova
you're saying random words you saw on the internet
Projection!
crystal forum
hippopotamus
keen nova
hippopotamus
Shit, okay, I'll give you that one.
dusk patrol
you're saying random words you saw on the internet
Ad hominem
And/or projecting
I think we got them all
Someone call another a fascist
And don’t gaslight me
crystal forum
eternal, nothing happens bro
dusk patrol
True
keen nova
@crystal forum FACIZTS
opaque coyote
This is like
keen nova
I was faster let's gooooo
dusk patrol
No goggles Mark, terrifying
keen nova
Wait, that doesn't work here..
opaque coyote
No goggles Mark, terrifying
Dude is a thrill seeker
Probably why he has no goggles
Loves the wind going against his eyes
crystal forum
shift the topic to something eternal doesnt agree with
gray umbra
horny space marines
vagrant fox
boring, next
crystal forum
laati you roll the worst initiatives
opaque coyote
Hey it's a topic that Eternal doesn't agree with
vagrant fox
Why are the Admech stinky dookieboys who can't do nothing right #imperialguardballs #normalhumanagainsthorrors
opaque coyote
laati you roll the worst initiatives
Literally how my DnD games go.
I either roll well or shit. I have had like no mid range rolls
crystal forum
Why are the Admech stinky dookieboys who can't do nothing right #imperialguardba...
my fanfic has my fursona fighting horus
opaque coyote
Although tbf my character was quite literally insane so it's fits
opaque coyote
Why are the Admech stinky dookieboys who can't do nothing right #imperialguardba...
Genuine question
I see like
Dark Mechanicus art
And I realize that
"I can barely tell between regular and dark Mechanicus"
Like
dapper gyro
Just trash talk the Iron Hand and Eternal will throw a tantrum.
opaque coyote
They both look so inhuman, archaic, and evil that it's actually hard for me to discern between the two
At least CSMs have a bigger spike ratio
vagrant fox
I think it's more of a problem with darkmech not being that fleshed out
plush mason
wait, Corn is the main food stock of the imperium?
crystal forum
i fucking love corn
opaque coyote
I think it's more of a problem with darkmech not being that fleshed out
True.
Always thought that the Dark Mechanicus should have more distinct designs.
Idk maybe a rusty exterior?
vagrant fox
my fanfic has my fursona fighting horus
my fanfic has angron not be a pathethic fuckup who doesn't get nailed and he and the khan fuck off to make their own splinter faction and they're so cool and awesome
plush mason
like it makes sense, it can grow just about everywhere so long as humans are there to help it
opaque coyote
my fanfic has angron not be a pathethic fuckup who doesn't get nailed and he and...
... actually sounds fun to write but it's likely they won't splinter off.
Mainly because the Horus Heresy happened fast
crystal forum
my fanfic has angron not be a pathethic fuckup who doesn't get nailed and he and...
i end up fucking him until he cries and reveals that he just wanted a father figure in his life
dapper gyro
But rusty is automatically meant less functional machine, which is not the case for the Dark Mech.
They are just as functional as any other ad mech.
opaque coyote
But rusty is automatically meant less functional machine, which is not the case ...
True but like the warp doesn't do well to uh
Functional machines
Like CSMs are often described as like constantly finding parts and having outdated equipment
vagrant fox
True.
Always thought that the Dark Mechanicus should have more distinct designs...
I always imagined more interwoven flesh and machine where it's hard to tell where one begins and ends, more weird sort of nonsensical appearances but it'd be hard to do I guess
opaque coyote
And I think maybe the Darkmecha should look a bit more rusted and ancient as a result
vagrant fox
i end up fucking him until he cries and reveals that he just wanted a father fig...
Horus? Because he's bald?
dapper gyro
Outdated and badly maintained are not the same though.
opaque coyote
I always imagined more interwoven flesh and machine where it's hard to tell wher...
I mean I thought of that as well. But most of the Mechanicum in general dislike the flesh
dapper gyro
New old stock is a thing
opaque coyote
Although maybe some Biologis Dark Mechanicus members would look cool
vagrant fox
I was thinking it'd just be the warp doing its thing with making weird flesh growths
opaque coyote
Outdated and badly maintained are not the same though.
Yeah but like I think certain SMs like plague Marines literally only have their tech work due to Chaos Magic.
dapper gyro
You know, Dark Mech can use extra cosmoline to protect their equipment.
If you know what cosmoline is, you will see my vision.
opaque coyote
And I think that maybe Dark Mechanicus members would have some shittly maintained equipment
crystal forum
Yeah but like I think certain SMs like plague Marines literally only have their ...
they still have to maintain their bolters
but anything warp related is fuck you explanation
opaque coyote
I mean have you seen Chaos Ships. They literally have blood and piss everywhere
Organs and bones casually strewn across the floor
dapper gyro
crystal forum
Organs and bones casually strewn across the floor
that does not reduce combat efficiency
dapper gyro
Guns preserved in cosmoline
crystal forum
it's a sci fi ship laati not an 1800's frigate
opaque coyote
I was thinking it'd just be the warp doing its thing with making weird flesh gro...
I always thought that maybe they should look closer to like the Daemon Machines they have.
Their tech on themselves basically being alive
opaque coyote
that does not reduce combat efficiency
Y'know provided that you don't trip
Chaos crew fights a boarding party
Both sides slip like it's their first time on the ice rink
"Whoops accidentally slipped on a heart!"
winter vessel
I have watched the video of the Danish National Orchestra Symphony perform “Warhammer” at least three times. It’s so good
vagrant fox
my zenis is 40,000 microns long
vagrant fox
yea kill 40,000 xenos
opaque coyote
crystal forum
my zenis is 40,000 microns long
can i verify?
vagrant fox
no
dapper gyro
Calling the Inquisition
opaque coyote
Calling the Inquisition
"Sir. I have gotten reports that your dong is heretical. A mandatory inspection is required."
vagrant fox
my sister has offspring it's fine
crystal forum
sigsend the sigging sigshaft now
vagrant fox
all I crave is a hive baddie
opaque coyote
...
dapper gyro
Your existence is heretical.
opaque coyote
Actually now I'm imagining an Inquistor using their power to just
Kidnap random people
vagrant fox
gyattt and all that
crystal forum
Kidnap random people
and expose them to cocomelon for 30 days
opaque coyote
and expose them to cocomelon for 30 days
Oh Merciful God Emperor... please save their souls
🙏🏻
vagrant fox
I miss my old Rogue Trader character who was just a medieval knight who got UFO abducted
opaque coyote
I miss my old Rogue Trader character who was just a medieval knight who got UFO ...
Imagine being in a feudal world
Then you get kidnapped
vagrant fox
Some random voidship just pressgangs a bunch of medieval peasants
opaque coyote
And now all the members are desperately trying to explain like
Basic concepts
"what is a... Galaxy?"
Y'know the worst part is that it's possible that feudal worlds might have better conditions than hive worlds
Emphasis on might
crystal forum
i'd kill an inquisitor
dapper gyro
Claymore, too.
vagrant fox
I'd brownnose an inquisitor to become an inquisitor and be very cool because I'd do a very good job
dapper gyro
In fact, I think Claymore is closer to Wh40k with all of the power and corruption.
vagrant fox
Makes sense to me
young pecan
Y'know the worst part is that it's possible that feudal worlds might have better...
What was the point of feudal worlds again?
vagrant fox
Some imperial worlds are just ass backwards, for one reason or another
young pecan
Oh so they suck for no particular intentional reason got it
vagrant fox
As I recall a bunch lost their technology in the past during one of many calamities and crawled their way back to a roughly medieval state
Why waste resources on uplifting them when you got guns to make
gray umbra
caliban was a feudal death world i think. Before the imperium their knightly orders had "powered" armor and guns
gray umbra
yeah it was just an example
they had "tech" but the threat of the beasts pushed them into a feudal state
dusk patrol
Yeah
crystal forum
Oh so they suck for no particular intentional reason got it
some are decent but we never see those
plush mason
as weird as this game is it has some great drip, for some of the classes anyway
the idea of a drill abbot becoming an inquisitor is really novel to me
@queen laurel have you seen the eating squig artwork?
tall plinth
The what what
plush mason
yeah squigs that exist to be food
crystal forum
dilara
from now on i'm donating 20$ to charity every time i argue with eternal so i'll finally learn to stop
mark my word
storm jungle
Why, arguing with him is like half the fun i get from this chat
you should keep doing the same
dusk patrol
You won’t
storm jungle
You should
dusk patrol
Also you’re incentivizing me to argue with you now
storm jungle
Im not
storm jungle
you do that well enough yourself
dusk patrol
Think of the kids
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/didi-gif-1240408809659404307
Considering this is the first thing that came to your mind im more worried for you
anyway
@crystal forum basically find a better cause for donating to charity than something in here lmao
crystal forum
<@334401214437654531> basically find a better cause for donating to charity tha...
it's so i stop
he genuinely worsens my life
dusk patrol
False
dusk patrol
You worsen your life, I am merely the vehicle you use to do it
crystal forum
case in point
storm jungle
I legit need to timeskip....
forest orbit
I didnt need to have this interaction 💀
storm jungle
Suffer
forest orbit
I always do...
😔
Anyway I mostly say it because i saw someone put the entire comic fight fan animated on youtube
took all my willpower to not click it
crystal forum
my ass is shitting itself in advance
forest orbit
Same, like I did read the comics but i dont want to spoil the scenery and shit i forgot
storm jungle
my ass is shitting itself in advance
Lmfao
Im sure it will be good, the last episode kinda "proved" they were saving the budget for this episode i feel
dusk patrol
crystal forum
we'll get a proper season 1 style ending
arctic talon
Im sure it will be good, the last episode kinda "proved" they were saving the bu...
the trailer has impact frames
IMPACT FRAMES
forest orbit
https://tenor.com/view/conquest-invincible-bald-gauntlet-comics-gif-637099046109...
My worm is standing ready
arctic talon
you know how long its been since we got impact frames in invincible™️
storm jungle
I KNOW
arctic talon
Like the viltrumite fight in season 2
crystal forum
the fight animations in season 1 were godly
arctic talon
and thats it
storm jungle
Like i havent been this hype for a TV episode since Arcane
forest orbit
Fr
dusk patrol
He’s really holding back since you know he could just beat mark to death with his colossal dong
arctic talon
LOL
storm jungle
As is Viltrumite tradition
arctic talon
I do not want to hear where he got the name conquest from
its either genocide
or something
you know
storm jungle
I mean
dusk patrol
Imagine how much Viltrumite and other pussy he’s slayed
crystal forum
how did kregg get his name
arctic talon
Conquest isn't Conquests actual name lol
storm jungle
Viltrumites are not exactly known for being original, so it did invovle some form of mass uhhh conquest if you will
crystal forum
because he likes cereal
dusk patrol
Literally and metaphorically
arctic talon
Kregg is his birth name
forest orbit
just uhh less wonky names
crystal forum
what if his name is actually conquest
forest orbit
yeah he's like 5000 or so iirc?
arctic talon
unfortunately it isn't
forest orbit
Nolan is like 2000
dusk patrol
Look at dem teef
arctic talon
author confirmed Conquest is a nickname
I feel like the implication is his real name doesn't matter
tbh
storm jungle
Look at dem teef
I love how they kept that from the comics too
his teeth in the panels are like
fucking crooked af
crystal forum
author confirmed Conquest is a nickname
steve
dusk patrol
Imagine what the fuck fucked those teeth up
vagrant fox
another big hard man
storm jungle
STOP THINKING ABOUT WHAT HE DOES WITH HIS BODYPARTS
crystal forum
no
crystal forum
ram ranch really rocks
forest orbit
Yeah Conquest that is
storm jungle
Bruh 💀
arctic talon
forest orbit
What its the truth
vagrant fox
viltrumite gang
storm jungle
😭
forest orbit
https://tenor.com/view/gachi-fist-gachimuchi-team-gif-21227013
finally some astartes content
dusk patrol
Imagine the Warcrimes those grizzled eyes have seen
crystal forum
*caused
dusk patrol
He probably has at least one confirmed chin kill
crystal forum
idk this conquer guy i think he killed somebody once
arctic talon
ngl ||the fact conquest lost his arm to the Ragnars is crazy lol|| spoilers don't click
vagrant fox
What if it's a nickname to mock him, like he ain't done shit
arctic talon
Worm
storm jungle
idk this conquer guy i think he killed somebody once
dusk patrol
I don’t think it is
vagrant fox
but that's just a theory, a game theory
arctic talon
my worm is standing ready
dusk patrol
She made it
Dilara isn’t an architect, she just pretend to be one
She’s really a meme generator
storm jungle
Im an architect of buildings and memes
forest orbit
I can believe that
storm jungle
jokes aside i did used to like
do semi-high quality meme posts for grimdank once
then i realised all these fucking parasites do is repost them and just get tons of upvotes
dusk patrol
What a sad life
storm jungle
i shouldnt give a shit but it irked me so i stopped lol
vagrant fox
There's no such thing as semi-high quality and grimdank
dusk patrol
Wrestling is peak
storm jungle
storm jungle
There's no such thing as semi-high quality and grimdank
Exactly
its why my posts were really liked lol
but then i was like
queen laurel
Yeah it's a thing all right
storm jungle
"eh why even try"
forest orbit
Fair reaction tbf
