40k-lore-chat

[arctic talon]

and the TF2 community ate the slop

[storm jungle]

i hate it

[vagrant fox]

I mcfreakin blew it, I should've picked it up

[storm jungle]

as they ever do

then Overwatch comes out

[crystal forum]

at least their last update to tf2 was pretty cool

[storm jungle]

they get mad at lootcrates

lmao

[storm jungle]

"update"

[arctic talon]

The OW lootboxes are free to open

[opaque coyote]

Yeah I also got the Callisto Protocol

[crystal forum]

i mean last change at all

[opaque coyote]

For free

[arctic talon]

so that puts it above my opinion

[opaque coyote]

I ain't buying that shit

[crystal forum]

they're done with it

[arctic talon]

of CSGO and TF2 boxes

lol

[opaque coyote]

Some other actually interesting games on my wishlist as well

Just don't like

Excitedly wait for it

Yk

If a good game becomes free

Pick it up

[arctic talon]

heavy update 2047

[opaque coyote]

[arctic talon]

it was sent to me in a dream

[opaque coyote]

Optimistic

[storm jungle]

TF2 also does like an excellent job of actually manipulating you to buy stuff from the store, its actually incredible how well they know the psychology of your average gamer its a bit scary

[crystal forum]

wolf they're done with the game forever

[arctic talon]

I know

[opaque coyote]

Definitely 2215

[arctic talon]

I'm joking

[storm jungle]

Good

[arctic talon]

I really don't give a shit about TF2 anymore

[crystal forum]

so we have to make the heavy update

[storm jungle]

TF2 fans deserve nothing

lol

[arctic talon]

[gray umbra]

League has like the holy trinity of mtx: lootboxes, gacha pulls, battlepasses and regulat paid cosmetics

[storm jungle]

also the gyatt

[rose thorn]

I hate to say it because my partner loves tf2, but I really think it is at it’s wits end unless it gets new content

[opaque coyote]

I LOVE GAMBLI

[arctic talon]

at least the lootboxes are free again

[storm jungle]

Nah dont worry

people will always keep playing tf2

[spring cairn]

gameplay is peak

[gray umbra]

Im sure they didnt nerf my drop rates :))

[crystal forum]

it's done mag. they let the community do whatever they want with it

[arctic talon]

Valve needs to put cases in Dota 2

[rose thorn]

Now it’s kinda just sunk cost fallacy the game

[spring cairn]

idc about anything else

[arctic talon]

they didn't

[opaque coyote]

Free games have a constant playerbase

Also helps that it's base gameplay is actually fun

[arctic talon]

hextech chests have the same lootpool as before

[dusk patrol]

It is impressive how well the gameplay held up for so long

[storm jungle]

tf2 is gonna live forever due to gaymers like this

fighting the good fight

[arctic talon]

Anyways

Dota 2 cases

[rose thorn]

*for the players not the devs

[storm jungle]

its because its simple

[arctic talon]

add them

Valve

you know you want to

[storm jungle]

something most games dont relaly understand

lol

[arctic talon]

you have the battle pass

[dusk patrol]

You’re simple

[arctic talon]

you have paid skins

[dusk patrol]

Got em

[spring cairn]

good fight of enjoying a good game ?

[arctic talon]

add in cases

[crystal forum]

free games are just hidden monetizing schemes

[storm jungle]

Shut up Simp

[rose thorn]

PVZ heroes got a content update before tf2

[arctic talon]

you know Dota 2 players

will eat that shit up

[storm jungle]

Uhhh yeah sure lets go with that

[opaque coyote]

Also helps that it does have SOME depth.

Rocket jumping and all that shit

[dusk patrol]

You’re Shimple

Got em

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-as-that-clash-royale-hee-hee-hee-haw-gif-25054781

[storm jungle]

Im good after years of playing it since like 2009 tbh

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/simply-the-best-i-love-you-besties-bff-bffs-gif-12779548999771299096

[crystal forum]

i will make a furry tf2 game with my new rights

[dusk patrol]

See it’s funny

Cause it’s supposed to be simply the best

[vagrant fox]

Unironically I want to see a ricochet 2

[storm jungle]

download mods like a normal person!!!

[vagrant fox]

that shit was cool

[crystal forum]

pyrocynical will buy it

[dusk patrol]

But they made it shrimply

[gray umbra]

Tribes ascend was my shit

[storm jungle]

LOL

[opaque coyote]

To sound pretentious for a second. TF2 has something that competitive games just do not allow for some reason

[storm jungle]

One of my friends got exposed to 40k from like

a space marine heavy mod

[opaque coyote]

Actually allowing techniques to be developed

[storm jungle]

hold on i gotta find it

[arctic talon]

@gray umbra the table is the same

[opaque coyote]

Instead of fucking patching/nerfing them

[gray umbra]

Niice

[arctic talon]

They literally took critacola out back

[opaque coyote]

Within two seconds

[arctic talon]

and executed it

with a fucking shotgun

[dusk patrol]

Tbh this was mostly

Just valve being lazy than anything else lol

[arctic talon]

gunmetal

[dusk patrol]

And the base design being so solid

[arctic talon]

What a patch you were

[opaque coyote]

Again, better than most comp games

[storm jungle]

jesus christ

[gray umbra]

Unfortunately or fortunately i dont play a lot of league nowadays

[arctic talon]

Why is that marine so wide

Tbh

[storm jungle]

its Heavy

shut up

[arctic talon]

I like MOBAs

[spring cairn]

it's heavy's rig

[outer wave]

Biggus Thickiums

[arctic talon]

I play Dota 2 and League

[spring cairn]

jesus

[opaque coyote]

Honestly

The Heavy Bolter would genuinely be cool as a weapon ngl

[gray umbra]

I think i stopped having fun when i learned how to play it "properly"

[storm jungle]

nahhh this is too far

😭

[arctic talon]

I'm immune to toxicity

[storm jungle]

Brother Australius what are you doing

[arctic talon]

Sniper looks so fucked up lol

[gray umbra]

I had a lot more fun when i was a dumb as shit silver who lives for throwing myself into stupid fights

[arctic talon]

new zelandius

[opaque coyote]

Seriously how would the Heavy Bolter even work in TF2.

Like a fucking drugged up Tomislav?

[crystal forum]

it's like the cod space marine skin that looks way too skinny

[storm jungle]

bro its the Sniper

hes lanky!!!

[crystal forum]

brass beast

[spring cairn]

and he's not a crazed gunman

he's an assassin

[crystal forum]

he's literally a psychopath

[arctic talon]

Brass beast

more like ass beast

good in MvM though

[gray umbra]

Theres a difference mom

[arctic talon]

ngl I wish MvM was spun off as its own game

[spring cairn]

one's a job and the other's mental sickness

[opaque coyote]

Moot point considering all of the Mercs are

[arctic talon]

at some point by valve

or something like MvM

[gray umbra]

Remember the spy knife flick montages

[arctic talon]

I enjoy it a lot

[crystal forum]

you can do that yourself!!!

we were given the keyz

[arctic talon]

no

[gray umbra]

Forget what that tech is called

[arctic talon]

fuck source engine

lol

[languid meadow]

Shits haunted

[crystal forum]

but half of the world's animations are made in source

[arctic talon]

I did like 2 things in source filmmaker ever

and it was awful

[gray umbra]

Where you like get a backstab at the right angle

[opaque coyote]

Also MvM is basically just for gambling now.

[arctic talon]

its a foul creature

[opaque coyote]

Australium moment

[arctic talon]

yeah and I hate it

MvM is like

genuinely a well designed gamemode

except for spy

[gray umbra]

Thats a shame, mvm was fun when it came out

[arctic talon]

who really needs buffs

but MvM is well made imo

[opaque coyote]

But also has some of the most toxic players ever

[arctic talon]

if it got turned into its own game I'd play the shit out of it

also Deadlock is good

[opaque coyote]

Like genuinely holy shit

[arctic talon]

icefrog has proven he is on meth

as usual

they should let icefrog develop TF2

it will become the most fucked up thing in existance

[opaque coyote]

One of the players with the most tours is literally a Nazi

I think he actually made videos of himself siegheiling

Very poorly

He didn't even do it right lmao

[crystal forum]

it's like a tower defence game mixed with a class shooter

[arctic talon]

incredible

[arctic talon]

its not really tower defence

no towers

unless you count engineer

whos like essential bcs dispenser is broken

[opaque coyote]

Wave defense

[arctic talon]

yeah

[opaque coyote]

[crystal forum]

wave defence genre severely lacking these days

cod zombies is ruined

[opaque coyote]

Also admittedly

Like

[arctic talon]

cod zombies is fine

the new one at least

[opaque coyote]

Demoknight looks fun as fuck

[crystal forum]

this is a moment where i will clown react you wolf

[opaque coyote]

And honestly I'm surprised that he even fucking

Exists

[arctic talon]

I'm not going to say its good but its not bad

[crystal forum]

that is a clown statement

[arctic talon]

its better then Blops 4 zombies

die

3 is the best still

but the new one is literally not bad

[crystal forum]

that's not even a bar it's the floor

[arctic talon]

yeah

[crystal forum]

also clown opinion

[arctic talon]

no

its called having nostalgia for what I grew up with

lol

[crystal forum]

yes and you should have grown with bo1

or bo2

[arctic talon]

bo1

horrid

[languid meadow]

WAW

[arctic talon]

true we're all fake fans

[crystal forum]

not the game with microtransaction bubblegums

[languid meadow]

So easily forgotten

[arctic talon]

WAW zombies is the golden path

[gray umbra]

I grew up noob tubing kids in mw2

[arctic talon]

I don't use those

[opaque coyote]

The only CoD I have ever played is Warzone

[arctic talon]

3 is still the best gameplay wise imo

[opaque coyote]

Quit after like

[crystal forum]

doesn't make you innocent

[languid meadow]

Bo6 having ai generated slop zombies

[opaque coyote]

Two matches

[languid meadow]

It started decently then plummeted

[arctic talon]

how does it not make me innocent

[crystal forum]

there's no dolphin dive in 3 wolf

[arctic talon]

if I don't engage in p2w mechanics lol

Yes

and I don't give a shit

[crystal forum]

that alone is terrivle

[arctic talon]

3 plays better then 1 and 2

I don't care what you say

you won't convince me

[crystal forum]

also the zombie hitscans are bullshit

they ruined training

[arctic talon]

3 is the best one

its by far the most fun to me

you can disagree

[crystal forum]

because you are a fake fan

[arctic talon]

but my subjective opinion is right

and fuck you

[shadow plover]

liking cod beyond cod4 is being a fake fan smh

[arctic talon]

I don't even like CoD

[crystal forum]

liking cod 4 is being a non fan

[arctic talon]

I just like zombies

[crystal forum]

of cod 4 not bo4

every game made before waw and modern warfare do not exist

[viral halo]

Cod 2 and 3 fuck hard

[shadow plover]

the other way around

[viral halo]

Cod 4 is great

world at war is peak

[shadow plover]

every game after 4 don't exist

[crystal forum]

i have cod 3 on the wii

[shadow plover]

waw too I guess

[opaque coyote]

Liking COD beyond COD 1 is being a fake fan

[viral halo]

black ops 1 and 2 are peak

[opaque coyote]

[crystal forum]

based siggy

[viral halo]

Modern warfare 2 was peak

[shadow plover]

that doesn't count

[viral halo]

Modern warfare 3 sucked ass

black ops 3 was good

[crystal forum]

SERGE SERGE SERGE SERGE

that's all i remember

it was in french my copy

[languid meadow]

Bo1 zombies on the Wii was peak

[viral halo]

WaW prob always gonna be my fave besides Cod 2

[crystal forum]

world at war on wii didn't even have zombies that's how little they have a shit

[shadow plover]

y'all need to stop bringing up cod, trash series

[viral halo]

Cod 2's campaign was so good

[languid meadow]

True now onto a better series

Bloons

[viral halo]

Bring back medal of honor

[crystal forum]

i barely remember medal of honor

i played on my friend's xbox

[shadow plover]

medal of honor rising sun was peak

[viral halo]

Medal of honor rising sun was awesome

LMAO

[shadow plover]

gaming

[viral halo]

the welrod

PvP in the baseball stadium

[languid meadow]

Save us rising storm save us

[arctic talon]

I agree

[shadow plover]

rising storm is DEAD

'83 save us

[arctic talon]

lets talk about a good series

[crystal forum]

red orchestra 2 is still fucking alive and it's the best WW2 shooter

[arctic talon]

like uh

[dusk patrol]

Controversial take, I think Blops 1 was peak

[viral halo]

made by the people that were fired from tripwire for making rising storm 2 such a piece of shit they had to take it back from them and fix it to be playable

[arctic talon]

ARMA?

[viral halo]

83 is gonna suck

[dusk patrol]

Blops 2 kinda jumped the shark

[arctic talon]

what even is ARMA

I know its a milsim shooter

but thats where my knowledge ends

[languid meadow]

It's peak

[dusk patrol]

It’s not terrible, but it’s not nearly as good

[vagrant fox]

ARMA is full erpers

[crystal forum]

seriously how do people enjoy 2 it's such bullshit

[shadow plover]

was it those people? First I've heard of it being so

[viral halo]

yea lol

it's why it keeps getting cancelled and then pops up a few years later

[crystal forum]

it's literally the world war 2 engine ported to vietnam graphics

[viral halo]

handled like shit

[crystal forum]

so all the guns are ridiculously balanced

[shadow plover]

rising storm 2 was the best fucking shit for like 2 years until they trashed it

[viral halo]

I still love playing rs2

24/7 resort baby

[crystal forum]

rising storm 1 was peak

BANZAIII

[viral halo]

Burning Lands looked promising as the new vietnam game but the lead dev beat his gf up and is going to jail

[shadow plover]

it literally felt like the renaissance of internet gaming

[viral halo]

and faked his own death or something on discord to prevent the news from getting out

then people found out and the game got canned

[arctic talon]

wtf

[viral halo]

thought it was gonna be the next big thing lmfao

did a kickstarter rugpull too or something

[vagrant fox]

why do you bring these news I was hoping Burning Lands was gonna pop off

[crystal forum]

it's impossible to find a vietnam game that doesn't get ruined eventually

[viral halo]

It's been like this for a year lol

[languid meadow]

I do not care for balance as I hogged the flamethrower all game

[vagrant fox]

I just wanna be a pyjama man in the jungle and shoot some GIs

[languid meadow]

Need more games with rising storms flamethrower

[viral halo]

the dev team quit after chance regused to pay them a year ago, then he went out and beat a chick up in a drug rampage and ruined his life

[crystal forum]

the first one had one!!!

[languid meadow]

I know !

[crystal forum]

it's literally just the same fucking game

but reskined

[languid meadow]

Graaaah I fucking know!!!!!

[viral halo]

@vagrant fox

[languid meadow]

I need more games that feel the same

[shadow plover]

we had a dedicated community for RS2, which was probably one of the largest ones and the server was such a blast to play on, if you played the game you probably saw the Torni server on top of the player count often

[languid meadow]

HLL flamethrower feels like shit

[viral halo]

them and bloodbath

[crystal forum]

i still play red orchestra 2 on 2025

it's so good

play it you fuckers

[viral halo]

perfect ww2 game

[crystal forum]

it has perfect tanking mechanics!!!

[shadow plover]

but when the shit hit the fan, the community also moved to HLL which doesn't really interest me

[crystal forum]

you literally are in a tank

[vagrant fox]

I sometimes pop in for a Hell Let Loose match, wish the devs were better tho

[viral halo]

HLL sucks now

Squad 44 is good now

[green loom]

Hey Jay I found something funny on Twitter

[crystal forum]

fuck hll it was just a fad game

[vagrant fox]

Does anyone play Squad 44 though?

[shadow plover]

I played Törni exclusively, nothing else. I was always there clan tag and all

[viral halo]

Yea for sure

[vagrant fox]

respectable way to quit but he could've waited until the game was out

[crystal forum]

anybody seen post scriptum's glow up

[green loom]

That's squad 44 ye

[crystal forum]

oh i forgor

[viral halo]

it finally having like 5 full servers a day is nice

I just wish more people played the invasion of france

[vagrant fox]

very hmm

[viral halo]

it's so fucking fun and gets no playtime

[crystal forum]

the original devs were fucked in the head of messing up

it was so near being good and they just stopped

[viral halo]

it was at like 50 players for 3 years

HLL completely killed it

[crystal forum]

it was a single server

[vagrant fox]

But HLL has almost 8k

[crystal forum]

HLL is a fad game it doesnt mean it's better

[green loom]

Thankfully HLL went and blew its own brains out with it's updates

[crystal forum]

a fucking mouthwash game won a steam award

[languid meadow]

HLL also has console players

[green loom]

Dude the British update on launch

So disgusting

[viral halo]

Having played both extensively, Sq44 is the better game

[arctic talon]

thank god I don't like milsim games

[vagrant fox]

Mouthwashing is great tho

[viral halo]

HLL updates suck, the Russians still have the wrong mosin for fucks sake

[arctic talon]

mouthwashing is a good game though

[languid meadow]

Thank God squad is better than both of them

[crystal forum]

not steam award level

[arctic talon]

I mean people vote for it

so

[spring cairn]

a fad game that's been going strong for years

[arctic talon]

[spring cairn]

doesn't seem like a fad to me

[green loom]

All the Brits got Lee Enfields with horrific sights and awful damage

[vagrant fox]

There wasn't much else going on, games sucked that year

[green loom]

The maps were literally empty open plains that you'd just die in

[shadow plover]

steam award is a nothing award

[languid meadow]

Galactic contention mod is peak

[crystal forum]

it's literally like any generic indie game

it's not any better than the hundreds i try every year

[arctic talon]

I respect the steam awards less then other game awards

which is saying a lot

[viral halo]

and the wrong model of lee enfield at that

[arctic talon]

because the bar is already buried lol

[crystal forum]

like iron lung, did NOT deserve the attention

[green loom]

Didn't it also have less ammo for some reason

[viral halo]

They gave the brits the lee enfield that was outdated by WWII and exclusively given to homeguard

[dusk patrol]

They didn’t have a loisense fer dat ammo

[green loom]

I might be mixing it up with CoD vanguard

[viral halo]

same thing with the russians, gave them the outdated mosin model

[shadow plover]

https://youtu.be/AV35diqDcAo

[crystal forum]

anyways enlisted sucks ass dont play it

[shadow plover]

🫡

[viral halo]

that game is awesome

Mindless fun

[crystal forum]

it used to be 2-3 years ago

[viral halo]

Play Easy Red 2

[crystal forum]

they ruined it

[viral halo]

that shit rocks if you want mindless co-op WWII fun

[dusk patrol]

I always loved BF 1942

[green loom]

Anyone remember the amazing Hell Let Loose trailer they showed off at some convention

[vagrant fox]

the AI generated one?

[viral halo]

Easy Red 2 is like ps2 star wars battlefront 2 but world war 2

highly recommend if you have ten bucks

[green loom]

No the horrible 3d animation

[crystal forum]

wait where's the joke

ed im in his clan

[spring cairn]

only good ww2 game is DoD anyway

[green loom]

https://youtu.be/vBeTIniiLqg?si=qSwt7wLscHugNiKr

[crystal forum]

department of defence is not good

[vagrant fox]

day of defeat is forever the best one

pure nostalgia talking

[spring cairn]

mog all the others

[crystal forum]

ok but explain the normandy map

you fucks

[vagrant fox]

saving private ryan

[green loom]

Okay here's the standard

https://youtu.be/qprHV34bUJ4?si=fROQx3x53wT_Cblq

The narration 💀

[crystal forum]

if you want to see ridiculously good WW2 game trailers go watch the 2013 war thunder ones

[spring cairn]

i didn't even knew they made trailers for that game

[crystal forum]

for some reason WW2 games have amazing trailers

[vagrant fox]

I wish I liked War Thunder in spite of Gaijin

[languid meadow]

Fuck WW2 games we need more WW1 and Cold war games (I wish over the wire lived man)

[spring cairn]

we need

more vietnam

more

vietnam

[vagrant fox]

I want a down and dirty in the mud stinky and shitty korean war one

[crystal forum]

WW1 games always end up so niche unless it's like battlefield 1 that just ported WW2 into WW1

[spring cairn]

i want to hide in the bushes with my dingy AK

[dusk patrol]

There’s already good games for both of those

[viral halo]

WW1 Games are always so GOOD though

Nothing is ever gonna top red orchestra 2 for world war 2 games sadly

[dusk patrol]

Battlefield 1 is still the best one they’ve done in years

[languid meadow]

Over the wire was fun I loved racking the bolt manually every time

[arctic talon]

battlefield 1 just has a fuck ton of prototype guns

so people can have automatic slop

[crystal forum]

because battlefield 1 is not a damn WW1 game it just has the look of one

[green loom]

Actually there's the one those same guys made for that shitty mobile game

https://youtu.be/eqeSGjCKV68?si=zuH3n-Jja6VUE-6O

[arctic talon]

no one wants to sit in a trench

and die of trenchfoot lol

[languid meadow]

HUOT

[viral halo]

battlefield 1 had the best art style in a FPS in years

[spring cairn]

bf1 was more like, a world war 1 fanfic

[languid meadow]

My beloved

[arctic talon]

tbh

BF1 is a good game

[viral halo]

game entirely carried by its artstyle

[crystal forum]

nobody said it wasn't good

[viral halo]

and that's okay

[arctic talon]

crazy take

tbh

[crystal forum]

it's just clearly not a WW1 game mechanically

[green loom]

It let me play Austria Hungary which is good

[rose thorn]

Also anyone see that demons and deathwatch are never getting a codex

[viral halo]

You are the first person to disagree with me

that game was all amusement park

[arctic talon]

I think the gameplay is good

[arctic talon]

that was expected

[rose thorn]

Yeah

[arctic talon]

I'm going to be honest

[rose thorn]

I’m upset about demons but

[spring cairn]

that's just the bf franchise tbh

[arctic talon]

but its better GW says it out loud

tbh

[languid meadow]

Speaking of battlefield the new one leaked and it looks good so far, like a mix of 3, 4, and BC lmao (EA and dice will fuck it up)

[arctic talon]

Daemons have 6 detachments

they have a full codex lol

[rose thorn]

6?

[arctic talon]

wish we got the lore and crusade rules

yes

2 index, 4 mono god

[crystal forum]

im surprised battlefield hasnt been permanently shelved

[arctic talon]

Why

[rose thorn]

What’s the second index one?

[arctic talon]

Belakor

[rose thorn]

I know the belakor one

[arctic talon]

themed

[viral halo]

Deathwatch got basically squatted months ago then begrudingly brought back with imperial agents and daemons has been on the chopping block for lik ea decade

[arctic talon]

and the realspace incursion one

[crystal forum]

last one flopped so hard

[spring cairn]

they'll manage to make it actually good because now they really need the sucess

[languid meadow]

People hated 2042 but a lot played it

[spring cairn]

watch

[arctic talon]

idk I didn't play 2042 at all

lol

[viral halo]

yea the "can't play a game without ball or gun" crowd is always going to pick it up

and boomers

[arctic talon]

I like futuristic shooters

except like

thats dead as fuck lol

[rose thorn]

Oh yeah that’s what trh combat patrol is based on

[arctic talon]

actual corpse

[viral halo]

titanfall 2>>>>>>>.

[arctic talon]

whens the last time we got a sci-fi shooter

[arctic talon]

based

don't tell anyone this

[viral halo]

what a fucking game

[arctic talon]

but I prefer titanfall 1 gameplay wise

[languid meadow]

Battlefield 2072 iirc was pretty fun

[arctic talon]

aside from burncards

[languid meadow]

Or was it

[viral halo]

Never played titanfall 1 sadly

[languid meadow]

2742

[arctic talon]

but titanfall 1 is like

much more fun with titans being

more durable

and pilot TTK being slightly longer

[spring cairn]

battlefield 40k : Damocles

[arctic talon]

Titanfall 2's titans are neat

[spring cairn]

i will materialise this with my mind

[arctic talon]

but I don't like the fact they feel like a hero in a hero shooter

[crystal forum]

https://www.eurogamer.net/ea-admits-battlefield-2042-flopped-but-would-have-been-less-than-10-percent-of-annual-revenue-anyway

100 million in lost revenue for EA

[viral halo]

Unironically I hope warhammer fans never get this

[arctic talon]

based

[spring cairn]

I don't care about them

[arctic talon]

Tau on Imperium violence lol

[spring cairn]

I want it for ME

[languid meadow]

I mean I didn't say it failed but a decent bit of people played it

There's always a group of people who will buy anything

[viral halo]

EA can lose all the money in the world because people who only play games with ball or gun will keep buying FIFA

[raven stone]

Actually you know what surprises me if we talking video game collabs?
Why haven’t we got official Cadian/Chaos Cultist/GS Cultist outfits for Counter Strike?

[arctic talon]

Idk

[viral halo]

I just threw up

[arctic talon]

prolly because valve took the out back and executed them

[crystal forum]

investors dont give a shit they just want growth

[arctic talon]

CSGO does have a lot of 40k stuff lol

[spring cairn]

who wants to camp a hill with a crisis suit and a n earth cast dude repairing u behind

[arctic talon]

its mostly stickers

and its cute

its also a huge scam but like

meh

[gray umbra]

Titus fortnite collah

[raven stone]

Stickers alright, but actual player models would be better…

[viral halo]

EA will never die, I watched them ruin dragon age and mass effect and had to sit there and take it like a good boy-I HATE THEM

[spring cairn]

i have combine patches on my cs skins

[arctic talon]

EA won't die

as long as they keep on making ball and gun game

lol

[spring cairn]

agents i meant agents, sorry gabe they're not skins

[viral halo]

The ball and gun will keep them afloat eternally

[spring cairn]

don't kill me

[green loom]

We can add KOTOR there too, and like 40 other titles

[crystal forum]

a company can make 100 billion in profit and still be considered failing if that number doesnt go up the next year

[raven stone]

I thought that only came from the extremist right wing lot and if you are saying that…my condolences.

[arctic talon]

I wish I could post the tweet

[languid meadow]

-click on new battlefield alpha footage
-someone complaining about hearing a woman

[dusk patrol]

The sales don’t lie

[viral halo]

I have no idea what this has to do with politics

[arctic talon]

I'm ngl the new dragon age game is just mid as fuck lol

its not bad

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/so-it-begins-raining-rainy-day-théoden-lord-of-the-rings-gif-16521230

[arctic talon]

its just worse then the past ones

I actually like mass effect andromedas gameplay more

then ME1,2 and 3

[opaque coyote]

Honestly always wondered what a futuristic tactical shooter would be like.

Kinda like Siege/Ready or Not but with like

[crystal forum]

EA killed dead space you only know the beginning of hurt

[arctic talon]

but its also just mid story wise

[opaque coyote]

A futuristic skin over it

[dusk patrol]

The dragon age characters all talk like HR is in the room

[green loom]

Many such cases

[outer wave]

Best way to make a woke game is to:

Make it all macho war game with only male characters
Make them all implicitly gay for one another

[raven stone]

Sadly there does seem to be an alarming overlap (not saying you) between “people who want quality games” and “people who don’t like women in general”

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/black-beard-peak-writing-black-beard-marshal-d-teach-peak-writing-barba-negra-gif-5446515270440960312

[languid meadow]

Gameplay is way better than both DA2 and inquisition. I don't count origins since it's a completely different genre

[opaque coyote]

So Space Marine 2 got it

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-vs-liquid-epic-metal-gear-solid4-gif-21269323

[viral halo]

Oh yea I know the game got a ton of hate for the gay stuff or whatever I just think it's a shit game lmfao

[outer wave]

What a weird ass cutscene

[arctic talon]

Nah

its fucking peak

[dusk patrol]

BG3 also had a lot of gay stuff

[outer wave]

Gayer than that

[dusk patrol]

Guess what no one cared

[viral halo]

Same thing with ass effect andromeda

[crystal forum]

siggy isn't homophobic he's homophilic

[viral halo]

I jsut watched EA ruined two of my fave series

[green loom]

Oh yeah the games had issues but you have extremely passionate grifters who rely on making it all about women destroying games to make their money

[spring cairn]

counter acted by hot women

[arctic talon]

Andromeda did one thing better

which was like

the actual gameplay

[dusk patrol]

Dragon Age just

Sucked

[arctic talon]

anyways uh

[dusk patrol]

On all levels

[arctic talon]

next Mass effect game

[dusk patrol]

New style was shit

[arctic talon]

amiright

[viral halo]

I'm an ally as you know through our homoerotic jests

[arctic talon]

[dusk patrol]

Writing was shit

Gameplay was shit

[crystal forum]

jests?

[opaque coyote]

Mfw Monster Hunter Wild was raged upon for being woke pre-release only to be a success

[green loom]

You can just ignore talking points like that since 99% of them are made up for engagement

[dusk patrol]

Insanely disappointing

[opaque coyote]

[arctic talon]

BIO DIVERSITY

BAD

[dusk patrol]

You can always fine some stupid YouTuber saying a game is woke hoping to get clicks

[viral halo]

Played through the entire game

never once thought anything was "woke"
just felt like monster hunter
I'm so confused

[dusk patrol]

It’s a dumb thing to set your watch by tbh

[outer wave]

Me, joining a game in MHW and a rando's avatar is an old ass woman with a giant sword

[viral halo]

What are people calling woke in monster hunter 😭

[green loom]

EVERYTHING is raged on, they've commodified(debatably they didn't but there's a lot of people who woke up on it as a getrichquick scheme) fandom outrage

[opaque coyote]

I wish I could fine any YouTuber that does that

[languid meadow]

I got DA4 to be a Grey Warden again and the Weisshaupt quest was actually pretty good

[dusk patrol]

It’s like when people say “Chinese people are very upset with this” and they just post a few social media posts

[languid meadow]

that's my take

[gray umbra]

Alma is dei

[spring cairn]

who tf complained about diversity in mhw, all i saw were people jorking it to the smith

[languid meadow]

love Grey Wardens

[arctic talon]

biodiversity

thats why

also

[viral halo]

lmao

[arctic talon]

protecting nature

[raven stone]

EA is weird when it comes to Command and Conquer.
They gave us a shitty mobile games.
Then decided to follow that up…with a proper and faithful remaster of Tiberium Dawn and Red Alert, followed by releasing their source code.

[outer wave]

How is she DEI?

[arctic talon]

brown

[opaque coyote]

Only ethical goon seshs allowed

[arctic talon]

not even joking

[outer wave]

Ah

[opaque coyote]

[green loom]

Brown or women = DEI

[arctic talon]

Anyways MHWilds is good

[gray umbra]

Too middle eastern

[arctic talon]

anyone who says its bad

[outer wave]

Of course they complain about the browns

[arctic talon]

is fucking stupid

Its peak

my only complaint is

[viral halo]

Love my gunlance

[green loom]

It's nonsensical because it isn't real

[spring cairn]

kind of overpriced

[arctic talon]

I think everything needs like a 25% bigger HP bar

lol

[spring cairn]

tbh

[arctic talon]

Meh

[gray umbra]

Real tali

[green loom]

They just make shit up because that's how they make money

[arctic talon]

we're getting more content

[viral halo]

My only complaint about MHWI is that it's EASY

[gray umbra]

I fucking hate nata

[spring cairn]

yeah but i didn't buy an EA game

[gray umbra]

Everything else is ok

[raven stone]

I remember that one random comment on a Darktide trailer complaining about an Asian-looking zealot… @.@

[viral halo]

If I was the hunter I would bash Nata's skull in with a hammer

[opaque coyote]

Anti-woke people when a woman doesn't have extremely large tiddies and isn't white:

[arctic talon]

Nata is

[gray umbra]

That kid is worse than wuk lamat in the ffxiv expac

[arctic talon]

He's

not the worst

[languid meadow]

"I hate Nata"
skips every cutscene showing he becomes a better person and agrees with the guild

[outer wave]

I remember SO many complaints about that trailer, including a guy saying that the women look too assertive while the guys in that trailer are more submissive

[arctic talon]

he's certianly not a good character

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/lobotomy-gif-17167871613916111579

[arctic talon]

but I don't think he's bad

[green loom]

That doesn't matter, they'll twist anything into it

[languid meadow]

SHUT UP !

[spring cairn]

i don't know why people hate or love any character in mh tbh

i skip every cutscenes

[languid meadow]

Wilds is the first game with actual characters

[arctic talon]

yeah

lol

[spring cairn]

i wouldn't know

[dusk patrol]

Imagine knowing MH lore

[gray umbra]

My mhw avatar is preset 2 with a different haircut and his name is asian jim

[dusk patrol]

How pathetic

[viral halo]

I also skipped every cutscene

[arctic talon]

based

[crystal forum]

wilds steam reviews are so bad

[arctic talon]

I mean

performence is ass

I don't blame people

[opaque coyote]

Having a personality is woke

[arctic talon]

The performence is genuinely awful

on PC

[viral halo]

performance is ass and it's not just the usual poors complaining

[spring cairn]

the only thing I know is that I love my sekreit and hate my dumb good for nothing palico son

[arctic talon]

I love the sekreit

[dusk patrol]

It’s completely random how it affects you too

[arctic talon]

you can play with its tail

its cute

[gray umbra]

Mine seems to run it okay. I did catch the process lingering in the background once though

[green loom]

What's a sekreit

[viral halo]

I always chalk up those bad reviews to the proles and plebs being mad that their 1660ti can't run a new game but this game genuinely runs like shit

[spring cairn]

horse bird

[languid meadow]

I didn't skip any cutscene because I like listening to Todd Haberkorns voice and they have peak moments

[viral halo]

horse bird

[dusk patrol]

Nothing what’s a Sekreit with you

[arctic talon]

chicken lizzard

[gray umbra]

Switched over to darktide and i was wondering why it ran like shit.

Turns out mhw was still running secretly

[languid meadow]

The final monster cutscene is just pure peak

[viral halo]

I named mine Marengo

[arctic talon]

adorable creature

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[spring cairn]

rapthorse

[languid meadow]

Seikret

[green loom]

I saw a gif of some weird snow dog

[arctic talon]

I LOVE POACHING

[green loom]

What was that

[crystal forum]

it should be mandatory to post your computer setup in your review if you complain about performance

[arctic talon]

that does not narrow it down

there are multiple snow dogs

[gray umbra]

Mine is Victoria's Seikret

[green loom]

It had like 3 ridges starting from it's neck to it's back

[raven stone]

I swear Asian games love running in secret…

[dusk patrol]

Some mfer posting their laptop from 2010

“Do you think this can run Space Marine 2 on max?”

[arctic talon]

what color

this is important

[viral halo]

"Nooooo but I can run completely unrelated game on a different engine just fine from years ago!!!"

[green loom]

White

The ridges had black edges

[opaque coyote]

Also imagine

[viral halo]

lobotomite esque

[arctic talon]

uhhhhh

[languid meadow]

Wilds final boss is really cool and shit and also has exciting lore stuff

[gray umbra]

Oh the uh

Juu hamad

[arctic talon]

Its a fucking EDW

lol

[gray umbra]

Or whatever

[crystal forum]

dont forget the retars who have like 2 Gb's of ram and complain about crashing

[dusk patrol]

“Guys my computer is chugging and getting really noisy and hot.”

“No I haven’t cleaned my computer in six years why do you ask?”

[raven stone]

Oof…also it’s sad the only time DAoT humans got properly mentioned was in the on novel where they are ||unceremoniously killed off in as background narrative event||

[dusk patrol]

Because they’re dumb

[arctic talon]

Oh wait

[dusk patrol]

And don’t matter

[arctic talon]

Jin Dahad is not a dog

LOL

[dusk patrol]

Stop trying to make the DAoT happen in 40k

It’s not going to happen

[arctic talon]

@green loom this thing?

[languid meadow]

Bro is leviathan and not an elder for some fuck ass reason

[opaque coyote]

Nah it'll totally happen trust

[arctic talon]

Its so cool I love Jin Daahad

[green loom]

I think ir was this
What is this

[arctic talon]

no elder dragon blood ig

Its not genetically related

[languid meadow]

they leveled up gore lmao

[arctic talon]

even if it has a lot of the same traits

[dusk patrol]

Closest we got is space Manlets

[arctic talon]

Gore is now a demi-elder

still small baby

[dusk patrol]

And they’re very different still

[languid meadow]

At least they actually classified it can't wat for shagaru

[raven stone]

No, no, you mistake me, I don’t see the potential there. What I DO see a potential in, is (assuming they survive the gruelling debriefing) DAoT humans having to come to terms with the new reality.

Would make for an excellent psychological/sociological thriller/exploration piece.

[dusk patrol]

No

[storm jungle]

You're pitching your ideas the wrongest person in this channel

[dusk patrol]

I hate that shit, it’s always boring as fuck

[gray umbra]

I love watching people wipe to jin ult

[crystal forum]

outsider coming to terms with shitty reality is such a tired trope

[dusk patrol]

“Ugh oh no this place sucks!”

[arctic talon]

https://monsterhunter.fandom.com/wiki/Pokara

[dusk patrol]

Wow how compelling

[storm jungle]

also what the fuck are these SEALS

WHATS HAPPENING IN HERE

[languid meadow]

I LOVE SEALS

[arctic talon]

monster hunter

biology lesson time

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/mistwol-seal-clapping-happy-clap-gif-10078598596952575245

[green loom]

Oh it's a baby pokara

[crystal forum]

we already know 40k sucks we dont need extra relatable characters

[raven stone]

…I will only say that everyone has done it wrong previously and leave it t there then :p

[opaque coyote]

Something something the book (tm)

I like to imagine that there is a sect of DAoT humans that are in the Andromeda galaxy and looked upon 40k.

And decided to just say "nah we're just never gonna go back"

[dusk patrol]

We’ve already pulled back the curtain on the DAoT enough

[arctic talon]

I love monster hunter biology

its so fucking derranged

[arctic talon]

Jin Dahaad being a giant natural heatsink

for the entire region

[storm jungle]

No ideas allowed ✋

[arctic talon]

and then it fucking explodes as an attack

[dusk patrol]

He’s allowed to say his ideas

[storm jungle]

anyway more monster hunter NOW

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-hi-hey-seal-sealutations-gif-9003442953965622791

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/jin-dahaad-monster-hunter-wilds-mh-mhwilds-wilds-gif-18405945545109219019

MY GOAT

[storm jungle]

also is this like

[raven stone]

https://tenor.com/view/no-fun-allowed-no-fun-sonic-gif-3237927308381590617

[dusk patrol]

Ill just give my opinion

[storm jungle]

a fucking giant furry cat seal

[arctic talon]

yes

[storm jungle]

god 💀

[arctic talon]

now skin it alive

[languid meadow]

"I squirm. I struggle. Ergo, I am. Faced with death, I am finally, truly alive."

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[storm jungle]

NOOOO

[languid meadow]

Rove my beloved

[arctic talon]

my goat

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-bleh-blehh-bleh-meme-seal-gif-14850330214353137192

[crystal forum]

seal joke

[green loom]

Skinning dilara alive

[arctic talon]

Only one man has outsmoked snoop dog

[languid meadow]

I love seals

[arctic talon]

and its Rove

[languid meadow]

stupid ass animals

[storm jungle]

I wish

[crystal forum]

nobody got the joke

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/punch-killing-seals-nature-gif-14616308

Here, this is for Jay

[green loom]

Canadian

[dusk patrol]

To celebrate his culture

[crystal forum]

i have never clubbed a seal personally

but i would

[dusk patrol]

Imagine

[languid meadow]

It's in our blood

[arctic talon]

@storm jungle https://vxtwitter.com/QuirklessStoner/status/1820493954317680954

[dusk patrol]

The children yearn for the clubs

[raven stone]

Ok I will probably get blasted to death for this but…part of why I suggested the DAoT human thing is that, (pls sit down and hear me through), it is an excellent opportunity to deconstruct the Isekai genre …
flees to nuclear bunker and locks the doors.

[arctic talon]

Odegaron makes me feel kind of sad when I kill it

[storm jungle]

Real.

[arctic talon]

it whimpers like a dog

[outer wave]

Higurashi is so good

[arctic talon]

and limps like one

[crystal forum]

what the fuck is isekai

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/mhw-monster-hunter-monster-hunter-wilds-finger-point-gif-15920010080149579513

[storm jungle]

also

[crystal forum]

stop being a weeb

[storm jungle]

replace the pokemon one with like

[arctic talon]

and then I chop its fucking tail off

[crystal forum]

speak english

[storm jungle]

freaks who just wanna fuck pokemon

who look like kids

[dusk patrol]

Damn you just made your argument even worse

Impressive

[raven stone]

Look it’s a deconstruction

[dusk patrol]

Anyone who says deconstruction

[sharp pollen]

"like kids"

[storm jungle]

destruction*

[dusk patrol]

Should have their butt deconstructed

[sharp pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/pose-renamon-digimon-digimon-03-digimon-tamers-gif-16977270568491192378

[storm jungle]

theres a lot of those types 💀

they are always freaks too

"no no its not a kid pokemon it just looks that way"

uhuh

[crystal forum]

this pokemon ruined my part of the internet in a good way

[raven stone]

sigh fine, fine, fine, I will just stick with writing some normal 40k shooting action stuff then…

[arctic talon]

baby Seikrit

look at them all they're so cute i want to pick one up and hug it

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/garth-marenghi-garth-marenghi's-darkplace-i-know-writers-who-use-subtext-and-they're-all-cowards-darkplace-gif-10701074649909137514

[storm jungle]

fuck you reminded me

i gotta make a meme on that one long ass combat scene from SM2 hold on

[dusk patrol]

Just do 40k stuff good

[storm jungle]

"40k stuff" = "good"

[languid meadow]

True

must

[storm jungle]

the writers barely manage that half the time

[languid meadow]

consume

[sharp pollen]

i want 40k pokemons

[languid meadow]

hmmmerghhhg

[dusk patrol]

You don’t need to reinvent the genre

[storm jungle]

Okay how about this

you make a plot with a mcguffin

but destroy it in the end

[dusk patrol]

Yes so why are we making it more complicated

[arctic talon]

also ngl its hilarious to me monster hunter yellow paint scout flies don't have people complaining about them

[storm jungle]

Because both alternatives are crap and i like seeing people suffer

[outer wave]

Tyranids and some of the Tau auxillaries

[storm jungle]

induction, destruction, do all the bad homebrews

[dusk patrol]

Adding some stupid DAoT bullshit which won’t matter doesn’t help, but I digress

[arctic talon]

LOL

[storm jungle]

So

[arctic talon]

I do really like the idea of scout flies

tbh

[storm jungle]

basically every 40k plot

[arctic talon]

the whole

[languid meadow]

yeah I like scout flies

[arctic talon]

insects you train to smell out monsters

[storm jungle]

they do what now

[arctic talon]

makes 0 sense they highlight everything else but whatever

[storm jungle]

SCOUT FLIES?

[arctic talon]

scout flies are like hunting hounds

but bio luminescent bugs

[storm jungle]

WHAT IS THIS LORE 😭

[arctic talon]

they're super cool

[sharp pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-scout-tf2-cool-meme-room-gif-5937742832738595863

[languid meadow]

oh yeah don't forget the hyper advanced civs that fought a war against elder dragons and lost

[spring cairn]

whatever go my swarm of yellow paint

[storm jungle]

[languid meadow]

Castle schrade

[raven stone]

Yea look I get not having DAoT humans mentioned at all, but…the entirety of 40k rests on some traces of DAoT stuff being around.

[languid meadow]

my beloved

[arctic talon]

go my swarm of yellow paint green bugs

[storm jungle]

40K lives and breathes on the double standards of its fandom

its cool when the writers do it but bad when fans do it

just go with whatever really, who cares

[languid meadow]

Shout out to intentional spiteful and malicious creatures

https://tenor.com/view/fatalis-monster-hunter-monster-hunter-world-gif-23757679

[storm jungle]

Skyrim?

🤨

[arctic talon]

Fatalis

[spring cairn]

they also know where is that guy that I need to talk to in order to complete the quest for some reason

[arctic talon]

literally melts humans

to its own body

it also hates humans

[storm jungle]

thats-

[raven stone]

Now if only we can harness that as a source of electrical energy…we would have solved green power!

[storm jungle]

THATS HOW QUESTS WORK

[arctic talon]

its like the only actively malevolent creature

in Monster hunter lol

[storm jungle]

uranium fever is the way to go

[languid meadow]

walks on two legs to mock humans That's my goat

[spring cairn]

it's because they're trained to seek monsters in the lore

[storm jungle]

[spring cairn]

not john quest giver

or is it really him

[arctic talon]

you need to train them

tbf

In lore to do that

but yeah

in world you had to train them on

EVERY FUCKING MONSTER

in wilds they come pre trained

[storm jungle]

wait hold on

[spring cairn]

perhaps that dude is Gore Magala with a wig

[storm jungle]

arent you suppose to hunt monsters in monster hunter

[arctic talon]

yes

[storm jungle]

so you can also train them?

[dusk patrol]

Because there’s a difference between “oh I found a fork from the DAoT” and “here’s a bunch of people directly from that era with an unvarnished view of it interacting with 40k”

[arctic talon]

its wildlife conservation and research as well

[storm jungle]

A WHAT

[arctic talon]

you only hunt monsters when they're causing harm in the ecosystem

lore wise

[dusk patrol]

One keeps it shrouded in mystery

[storm jungle]

WHAT ECOSYSTEM

arent they like natural?

[dusk patrol]

One doesn’t

[languid meadow]

yeah in lore if you poach you get guild knights on you

[arctic talon]

THERE's A SUPER COMPLEX ECOSYSTEM THING

[languid meadow]

no lmao

[storm jungle]

bro who makes up all these laws 😭

[crystal forum]

weebs acting like japan invented every literature trope that have existed worldwide for millenia because they never bothered to learn about other cultures

[spring cairn]

big hunter

[languid meadow]

Shout out to my gay dragon

[arctic talon]

its so cool

I love it

[languid meadow]

bro is fruity

[plush mason]

this is me with Gravios lmao

[storm jungle]

peacock dragon is crazy

[arctic talon]

balanced out by incel dragon

whos mad he didn't find a mate

and is now making it everyone elses problem

[storm jungle]

I mean

cant blame a guy for trying

[languid meadow]

here on the edge of 1999!

[arctic talon]

jokes aside I really like Mizutsune

the bubbles + dances are so cool

https://tenor.com/view/mizutsune-palico-monster-hunter-generations-ultimate-capcom-gif-18632428

[dusk patrol]

Bubble dragon is nice

[storm jungle]

fucking bubbles 😭

[dusk patrol]

Even if it is, odd lol

[arctic talon]

tbf

[languid meadow]

Fart monkey

[arctic talon]

its mucus

its like disgusting mucus LOL

[gray umbra]

I cant wait to skin him

[arctic talon]

it just looks like bubbles

[dusk patrol]

No Elite those are bubbles

[arctic talon]

fat fuck sumo leviathan

my beloved