a gigantic fucking size that looks like something out of a hentai
#40k-lore-chat
dapper gyro
Even the statue of david flaccid gets big when scaling up.
shadow plover
we really don't need to talk about primarch dicks
dapper gyro
Pardon me for making you jerk off to such different things.
shadow plover
dusky scroll
we really don't need to talk about primarch dicks
We don't "need" to do anything. We just enjoy discussing it. xD
dusky scroll
or a statue of david sized pp
There's a saying in where I live- No matter how big the TV is, the remotes are usually the same size.
That question just came in my head. I was reading a fanfic comic about G-man and that Yvraine
dusky scroll
I actually meant sterilization. I just forgot the word for it.
shadow plover
I thought so, castration is a bit more extreme
dusky scroll
Big E "probably" didn't cut his childrens junk off.
dusky scroll
Big E "probably" didn't cut his childrens junk off.
tbh, that'd explain reason of Horus Heresy.
raven stone
A…very weird lore question but one that isn’t touched upon too much.
How much - or how little - does Imperium orthodoxy frown upon dyed hair of unnatural colours?
Or, more specifically, dyed hair by people in positions of power (such as a Rogue Trader)?
Like, I am aware gangsters get away with it mostly, but that is because they are, well, gangsters…
median star
outside of like maybe guard regiments i dont think anyone would really care at all especially a rogue trader as theyre second to only and the emperor and inquisitor and neither i dont think would give af either
dusk patrol
Like for example, the most famous SoB order dye their hair white
Generally we see gangers do it but we also see it with nobles and RTs
It’s whatever you want it to be
raven stone
I see, thanks for confirming.
Been thinking about how the colour palettes would work for my RT/Inquisitor.
dapper gyro
Even guardmen can dye their hair if the regiment allows it.
dusk patrol
It just depends, boring answer but its common for a reason
median star
at most itd go as far as some random inquisitor trying to piece together if your hair color might indicate you as a follower of chaos probably
hmm red hair lots a khorne cultist might be something funny happening here
dusk patrol
There’s definitely some people it would raise eyebrows with but other places it could easily be in fashion
opaque coyote
tbh, that'd explain reason of Horus Heresy.
would be better than being stabbed by the poop kife
dapper gyro
Nah, Cadians used to have purple warp eyes.
median star
i dont think that was by choice
opaque coyote
A…very weird lore question but one that isn’t touched upon too much.
How much - ...
Generally I don't think they care.
dapper gyro
It doesn't mean they worship chaos
opaque coyote
Although you might get some weird looks as a sister if you have like
idk
blue colored hair instead of white
median star
it might be considered a type of warp corruption tbh
celest dome
The Cadian one ? Yes that's due to the proximity of the Eye of Terror
median star
so did the nightlords ever even try to put themselves back together after the heresy or were they all pretty much content with being fractured warbands
shadow plover
they did reunite at least once after
or at least everyone who made it to the location in time
when they all invaded a single almost forgotten imperial world just to reacquire a legion artifact
misty vector
The recording right?
shadow plover
ye
additionally if I remember correctly, The Prophet (the current one) has foreseen a reunion and he strives to achieve that
dusk patrol
so did the nightlords ever even try to put themselves back together after the he...
13th Black Crusade its implied they do
But we haven't seen it yet.
Probably short lived knowing them
median star
also sevatarion was still never found right
shadow plover
nope
median star
additionally if I remember correctly, The Prophet (the current one) has foreseen...
coinkledinkle me thinks not
realistically though if they do reunite are they going to have any other goals then skin ppl alive and be dickheads part 2
dusk patrol
Yeah Sev is still in the dark on what his ultimate fate was
I think ADB has a short in the new scouring short story book they're doing?
Which might be Sev
Eh nvm
Probably not
Sick art tho
winter vessel
I like how there are two Warhound-class titans guarding the gate.
median star
would anything on terra still have scars from the siege or were they pretty on hand with making sure that all got cleaned up nicely
shadow plover
I'm sure there were plenty for a long while, but 10,000 years is such a long time I doubt any are clearly visible anymore
green loom
Saved the imperials the trouble of digging 
green loom
hallow saddle
sacred bluff
Okay
Let's say i'm entertaining the idea of potentially building a world eaters army for tabletop
Completely melee focused
How would I build them in a way to maximize their movement and close the distance quick
sacred bluff
And what sort of units can I add to them, that aren't WE, that would give good buffs for melee and movement
sacred bluff
rhinos and land raiders
I was looking at rhinos and this thing called a dreadclaw drop pod
But apparently it's a lot of points
shadow plover
sadly not allowed for 40k World Eaters
sacred bluff
So just rhinos
shadow plover
and land raiders
sacred bluff
and land raiders
shadow plover
ye
sacred bluff
Any units buff their movement?
shadow plover
I'm not too familiar with their leader characters but some might have something to help with that
Lord Invocatus gives his unit a 6" scout movement before the first round so that'll help
World Eaters Lord on a Juggernaut can reroll all movement based rolls
shadow plover
angron has an aura that gives +1 to charge rolls
but master of executions doesn't help with movement
queen laurel
Looking at these
Three Maulerfiends go crazy
shadow plover
Blessings of Khorne gives you 2" extra movement on any doubles too
shadow plover
double 6+ or triple 4+ gives you advance and charge
sacred bluff
Blessings of Khorne gives you 2" extra movement on any doubles too
I reading that here
Must haves are Angron, Lord Invocatus
shadow plover
keep in mind Lord Invocatus can't go inside a rhino
but it's a solid choice nevertheless what I've gathered
sacred bluff
shadow plover
you pay the points cost and the chosen character unit gains those bonuses
tight stratus
Lore chat can correct me if ogryns have indeed been made mostly robotic
shadow plover
storm jungle
Lore chat can correct me if ogryns have indeed been made mostly robotic
Its 40k why not
vagrant fox
There's those ogryn kataphron destroyers
rocky gale
The uhhhhhhhh
dusk patrol
Lore chat can correct me if ogryns have indeed been made mostly robotic
Idk about mostly but
Charonites are up there
rocky gale
Yea those
tight stratus
oh yeah these guys, i forget ogryns do indeed have more than one model if you search the other franchises
rocky gale
Also just regular servitors as well
vagrant fox
What's those ogryn servitors made into bodyguards for tech heads. They oughta be robofied
dusk patrol
What happens when you gene bulk an Ogryn and put him on any combat drug you can while replacing his hands with power shears?
storm jungle
Also just regular servitors as well
bruh i just realised
that right one was a shop cosmetic once
tight stratus
once? Which part
forest orbit
Lore chat can correct me if ogryns have indeed been made mostly robotic
These artworks are a treasure 
even if you are cursed af and use LIGHT MODE DISCORD
storm jungle
<:Sitgryn:1016269420638765107> once? Which part
Uh dude on the right, i recognized it from the grenade belt
hold on
tight stratus
These artworks are a treasure <:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
im so glad youlike them, i pride myself on drawing quick little fast sketches that make people laugh.
im sure in another life I was born in the 1900's and drew comics for the newspaper or something, think Ive missed that train by a long shot though given societies tastes these days
young pecan
How do I nerd emoji someone but in a kind way
forest orbit
im so glad youlike them, i pride myself on drawing quick little fast sketches th...
Never stop doing them! Im sure anywhere you post it people love them lol
(even with light mode )
young pecan
Bc that IS a cool detail
storm jungle
How do I nerd emoji someone but in a kind way
use a gif
theres a lot of non-jabby ones
rocky gale
Remembering that is a certified autism moment
storm jungle
Remembering that is a certified autism moment
I actively take screenshots of every darktide cosmetic for art reference purposes.
My eye is attuned to this shit
queen laurel
My eye is attuned to this shit
Bro is the avatar bender of darktide cosmetics
storm jungle
Its very useful for art purposes.
especially when i dont wanna buy em but love how they look lol
vagrant fox
Oh when was this eye
vagrant fox
I guess I gotta get out of bed
storm jungle
LMAO
remember, every refresh also look at the class slots in the shop
sometimes even amidst the trash theres good shit
vagrant fox
I haven't looked at the mtx store in a month or something
storm jungle
yeah you only missed like 2 refreshes then
I just check every reload for cosmetic refs
queen laurel
I just check every reload for cosmetic refs
How the hell does the refresh work again
It refreshes like what
storm jungle
its FOMO stuff this playerbase always speaks up against but falls for
(because unfortunately fomo always works)
storm jungle
No one wants to admit they dont have control of their money
queen laurel
but people tend to be very gullible so <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
Yeah people are like a mob of orks most of the time
tight stratus
im gonna try and not explode at you all for not letting me know that the new cosmetics in the shop look very close to catachan soldiers and just assume no one knew I loved catachan
queen laurel
No one wants to admit they dont have control of their money
If i had the money for it i would trick out a pc so hard i would look like a mek boy
storm jungle
im gonna try and not explode at you all for not letting me know that the new cos...
They are copycat catachan from Armageddon.
they basically saw how they operated and copied em to fight orks
tight stratus
Amazing
storm jungle
Yeah google the Ork Hunters and read up on em they are pretty good
BUT FYI we are prob gonna get a catachan set at some point
storm jungle
God i love that
storm jungle
tight stratus
finally some love for catachan
queen laurel
Imagine growing up as a psyker in Catachan
storm jungle
Id say hold off until that set is actually out then decide if its good or not lol
queen laurel
Boy that stress about to obliterate you
forest orbit
Imagine growing up as a psyker in Catachan
Well they'd get given to the black ships
storm jungle
Yeah this is probably an assigned psyker that is suppose to "copy" the regiment.
because again this is GW approved
forest orbit
^
queen laurel
because again this is GW approved
I can't wait for the fans to use it for a dumb reason
forest orbit
We'll see how it works when we get the cosmetic description
queen laurel
Why psyker in Catachan
storm jungle
To be fair
queen laurel
Or some shit
storm jungle
their description always explains it
queen laurel
their description always explains it
Yeah but you say it yourself
Warhammer fans don't know how to read
storm jungle
minus the Veteran; the Ogryn, Psyker and Zealot are always the attachments to a regiment copying its style.
raven stone
its FOMO stuff this playerbase always speaks up against but falls for
And for UK players the cosmetics are. Well. Dirt cheap.
tight stratus
just angry teeth on your belt buckle. Need to find myself a girl that'll wear such stupid things
tight stratus
Like animals that see showing teeth as a sign of aggression?
storm jungle
Yeah but mostly as a stylistic thing
I just REALLY wish they went for a better camo
storm jungle
queen laurel
I just REALLY wish they went for a better camo
Dark tide and kommando tier camouflage design
Name a better duo
storm jungle
Dark tide and kommando tier camouflage design
tight stratus
this is on veteran but for all class. This is a tight backpack holy hell
love that
storm jungle
The homework backpack is peak
queen laurel
https://tenor.com/view/cat-cola-cat-cola-explosion-luma-ai-gif-12441479630905084...
orks smearing themselves with actual shit is probably more effective than whatever kind of camo fat shark is cooking
storm jungle
orks smearing themselves with actual shit is probably more effective than whatev...
god lmao
spare osprey
orks smearing themselves with actual shit is probably more effective than whatev...
You’ve mentioned this 3 times in 24 hours
You got something you wanna tell us Bulgur?
queen laurel
You’ve mentioned this 3 times in 24 hours
it's funny
spring cairn
tight stratus
watching a new episode of hammer and boltor with my friend this orc episode is great
storm jungle
"new"
Symbol i dont know how to tell you...
that episode is like 3 years old
😭
but also good, enjoy it! Minus some of the bad animation most of H&B is really good
tight stratus
Ah sorry new for me x)
Its obvious they were doing their best on a very limited budget/team/the best they could do with what they knew / had
But its passable imo
rose thorn
I highly suggest the AOS episodes
They were all made later and are significantly better
spare osprey
i hope the fallen get written by Nick Kyme
Rude
crystal forum
you know when you're absolutely sure you had a wild dream but you can't remember the details
i remember time travel and sci fi elements
queen laurel
Malice or smthin
Yes
But now he has been demoted
To
Background prop that might be used for later
spare osprey
you know when you're absolutely sure you had a wild dream but you can't remember...
Yes
small grail
how strong was he
queen laurel
you know when you're absolutely sure you had a wild dream but you can't remember...
Been there done that how many times
small grail
compared to the 4
small grail
like the nightbringer?
queen laurel
At least greater daemon level
crystal forum
Been there done that how many times
when my sleep is worse i dream more lucidly it's pretty wacky
small grail
was it awlays like that or prior to that guy leaving GW was he stronger
queen laurel
was it awlays like that or prior to that guy leaving GW was he stronger
That was malal
small grail
difference?
queen laurel
He was a different character
small grail
from where
queen laurel
was malal strong
How much attention span do you have
small grail
How much attention span do you have
not a lot with my finals happenin
queen laurel
not a lot with my finals happenin
small grail
k
queen laurel
Just watch that
small grail
ok
green loom
Malice or smthin
Malal was a Chaos God in fantasy, though he gets removed in a copyright dispute pretty early on, he wasn't very strong but still had followers
Malice is a minor chaos god in 40k, he gets summoned in a short story, vaguely the same vibes but not the same and far, far weaker
queen laurel
Basically what ed said
small grail
Malal was a Chaos God in fantasy, though he gets removed in a copyright dispute ...
thnx
rose thorn
Virgin malice vs Chad belakor
small grail
i saw some images he had like a wendigo esque god which is cool as hell
crystal forum
idk why GW bothers keeping malice around
crystal forum
would be easier to just not do that
rose thorn
I don’t think he has been mentioned since 6th edition
small grail
hes a god of anarchy chaos and revenge i think the chaos bit and revenge bit is covered by khorne kinda
crystal forum
i thought so too but the lexi quotes "the labyrinth"
green loom
Chaos gods overlapping doesn't matter
crystal forum
can't get a date on when that short story was published
green loom
They're so general that what's "Theirs" is hilariously vague
small grail
Chaos gods overlapping doesn't matter
meant like revenge and all seemingly felt more of khornes sctick but i get u
green loom
that's still a fifth chaos god
Minor gods are a thing
crystal forum
i guess the lexi is fucked on mobile
small grail
he was like a wendigo right?
queen laurel
Yeah but again he is so weak that he can manifest in
small grail
his design
queen laurel
Real space
queen laurel
Yeah that's fan art
small grail
thats cool honestly
crystal forum
Minor gods are a thing
malice seems to be a bit bigger than that
queen laurel
malice seems to be a bit bigger than that
He isn't
small grail
it wud be more creepyy if he was like a mix of a owl and a leechj
queen laurel
Yeah at minimum he's probably like a Greater daemon
crystal forum
why does he get his name listed next to the actual gods in the lexi 
queen laurel
Because he is still a minor chaos god
green loom
He's still an independant notable entity ig
queen laurel
He is the god of anarchy
crystal forum
that's like listing the ancient greek pantheon and including "gary" next to Zeus
green loom
Nah it's more like one of the random gods no one cares about
small grail
ok then
green loom
Compared to like the main goons
small grail
im gonna try makin fanart of him
crystal forum
so since he's summonable does that mean he could be real death'd by the emp sword
small grail
by mixing a deer and a leech
green loom
That we know very little about
green loom
so since he's summonable does that mean he could be real death'd by the emp swor...
Maybe? We know it doesn't work on everyone
glossy sonnet
im pretty sure malice isnt a thing anymore
queen laurel
He still is
glossy sonnet
they're never going to do anything with him
green loom
Nah he's a thing just, kinda irrelevant
glossy sonnet
pretty sure its scrapped
queen laurel
It's just that nobody gives a crap about him
small grail
are his sons still there?
queen laurel
Yeah
small grail
are they relevant
glossy sonnet
wouldnt it make sense for a chaos god to stop having power if nobody believes in it anymore
queen laurel
No
small grail
like strong force
crystal forum
Maybe? We know it doesn't work on *everyone*
has it shown to not work on major demons or smth
green loom
There's cases where it doesn't
small grail
only appeared in shott story i guess
green loom
Like on the one Nurgle daemon that will be present at the end of time
Doesn't kill it
glossy sonnet
New fifth chaos god (wannabe) is vashtorr
crystal forum
ok but vashtorr is based
small grail
wonder what the hell his poiowers cud do
rose thorn
that's still a fifth chaos god
theres suposed to be alot of chaos gods, but the main 4 plus belakor and uhhh, robot man, are the strongest ones
glossy sonnet
I love vashtorr
green loom
wouldnt it make sense for a chaos god to stop having power if nobody believes in...
The Sons of Malice are around as of the 13th crusade but we get like no info on them besides that lol
green loom
He is
small grail
The Sons of Malice are around as of the 13th crusade but we get like no info on ...
theyre like those i forgot the names but like the pheonixes (they wud spontaneously coombust
crystal forum
The Sons of Malice are around as of the 13th crusade but we get like no info on ...
they're in cadia stands, they kill bootleg space wolves and worship another god
but that book sucks
rose thorn
me trying to force everyone to remember belakor
crystal forum
"i'm not like the other demons"
rose thorn
lmao
glossy sonnet
one of the coolest models, was in arks of omen, in both warhammer settings
green loom
He currently has a fun time just shitting on Vashtorr at any opportunity
small grail
<a:Yap:1224127837775331389> me trying to force everyone to remember belakor
belakor is fun in ttw
green loom
He appears out of nowhere, hits Vash, then gangnam style's out of the room
small grail
there was a dude who i met who had a weird theory that the emperor was the 5th chaos god
the chaos god of order
glossy sonnet
thats... the opposite of chaos
small grail
i know
rose thorn
whoops
small grail
dude tzeentchhhhhhh
rose thorn
there was a dude who i met who had a weird theory that the emperor was the 5th c...
reddit moment?
crystal forum
was belakor originally human
glossy sonnet
was belakor originally human
Yeah hes a daemon prince
small grail
reddit moment?
no from this server
crystal forum
Yeah hes a daemon prince
that doesn't indicate he was human
rose thorn
was belakor originally human
we dont know if he was human but probs
crystal forum
*we dont know if he was human but probs*
could he have been a necron before they became skeletons
since he was the first
glossy sonnet
that doesn't indicate he was human
lexicanum has a source that states he was
small grail
the necrons predate chaos gods
they do?
small grail
damn
glossy sonnet
war in heaven messed up the warp
small grail
nowonder imperium mad
but then again if the necrons feel suicidal they have a literal massive delete key as a weapon
small grail
anythin else that predates the chhaos gods?
viral halo
crystal forum
whjo u talking about
belakor
small grail
just saw this on insta had me rollin
green loom
queen laurel
no idea what he expected ngl
i have a tingling feeling 25% of those are from you but that's just me
storm jungle
i have a tingling feeling 25% of those are from you but that's just me
That would require me to use tumblr
queen laurel
That would require me to use tumblr
fair
median star
That would require me to use tumblr
winter vessel
gray umbra
taktikah shootah
winter vessel
“5 minutes ago. I lost 30,000 Boyz in da blink of an Eye…and it was Zoggin epic…”
crystal forum
yarrick, marbo, straken, all must die
winter vessel
“DA NUMBERS, YA GIT! WOT DO DEY MEAN?!”
crystal forum
STEP 1
SECURE THE WAAUUUUUGH
queen laurel
ah good image this is
crystal forum
when i become senile i will be quoting black ops endlessly
winter vessel
Be in a senior home, all the caretakers giving you paranoid looks as you just start shouting the “Steps of Freedom”…the rest of the old folks join in.
crystal forum
SKEWER THE WINGED BEAST
my fav
reznov says it with such conviction
also harpoon gun which is never seen again
winter vessel
I like it when he gives the speech. I always time it with the last tower when he says “VORKUTA…BURNS!” And then explosion
crystal forum
hell yeah
raven stone
STEP 1
SECURE THE WAAUUUUUGH
STEP TWO
SHOOT DA DAKKA
STEP THREE
SWING DA CHOPPA
STEP FOUR
LOOT DA WAGONS
crystal forum
STEP TWO
SHOOT DA DAKKA
STEP THREE
SWING DA CHOPPA
boring
didn't even try to make it fit
raven stone
boring
Challenge accepted…give me a sec to look up the original steps (and do some Genshin Gatcha rolls lol)…
crystal forum
Challenge accepted…give me a sec to look up the original steps (and do some Gens...
Step 1: Secure the keys - Securing the summoning key in Shadows of Evil
Step 2: Ascend from Darkness - Light the beacon in The Giant
Step 3: Rain Fire - Destroy the moon in Der Eisendrache
Step 4: Unleash the Horde - This one is a lot less clear, we do find out about the dragons in ZnS though.
Step 5: Skewer the Winged Beast - Kill a dragon in Gorod Krovi
Step 6: Wield an Iron Fist - Upgrade?? The fist specialist in Gorod Krovi
Step 7: Raise Hell - Battle the Apothicons in DLC 4???
Step 8: Freedom - Break the cycle and have our heroes return to their normal lives
stolen from reddit
also has zombie lore for some reason
god i dislike bo3
raven stone
Step 1: Secure the keys - Securing the summoning key in Shadows of Evil
Step 2:...
Step 1 - GIT DA KEYS!
Step 2 - GIT ZOGGIN OUT DERE!
Step 3 - BURNA DEM!
STEP 4 - WWWWAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHH!
STEP 5 - DAKKA DAT ZOGGIN CHOPPA!
STEP 6 - KLAW DA GITZ!
STEP 7 - KRUMP DEM ALL!
STEP 8 - WAAGH ORKS! WAAGH ORKS!*
*is a variant warcry according to Armageddon lore.
crystal forum
Step 1 - GIT DA KEYS!
Step 2 - GIT ZOGGIN OUT DERE!
Step 3 - BURNA DEM!
STEP ...
this is orkish certified 
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Why did heldane go from a puritan extremist to a heretical extremist?
storm jungle
Becaus he becomes jaded with the ways of the Inquisition and has his own reasonings for it.
this is basically how Radicals form
arctic talon
Why did heldane go from a puritan extremist to a heretical extremist?
He goes off the deep end slowly
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Surely he would recognise wielding the men of iron and viewing himself as better than the emperor as bad tm
plush mason
He goes off the deep end slowly
well technically he starts in one deep end and moves into the other
remote widget
More proof of order xenos supremacy, eisenhorn went from good puritan to good radical
green loom
Surely he would recognise wielding the men of iron and viewing himself as bette...
It's amazing what a few decades can do
storm jungle
More proof of order xenos supremacy, eisenhorn went from good puritan to good ra...
theres no "good" radical
but yes
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Are there any "good" inquisitors of the other ordos? That terran one in watcher of the throne tends pretty harsh but I'd accept him
raven stone
Why did heldane go from a puritan extremist to a heretical extremist?
IIRC if you read the Eisenhorn series Heldane is actually unhinged at an earlier point in his life before the Gaunt’s Ghosts meet him
Guy is a nut job even as a Puritan
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Guy is a nut job even as a Puritan
I did include extremist for a reason
raven stone
Are there any "good" inquisitors of the other ordos? That terran one in watcher ...
Amberly Vail, the one who is Cain’s lover.
dusk patrol
Worth noting GG is much much later too
arctic talon
most inqusitors are pretty vicious lol
remote widget
Amberly Vail, the one who is Cain’s lover.
Xenos
arctic talon
We never really see Vail at her worst
crystal forum
most inqusitors are pretty vicious lol
except arch inquisitor cuddlemeister the soft
notorious name
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That one from the first gaunt book was chill, and that eldar female jesus one from book 2 or 3 I guess?
crystal forum
Worth noting GG is much much later too
what millenium does the series even take place in
raven stone
Are there any "good" inquisitors of the other ordos? That terran one in watcher ...
If you go by Inquisition factions, the Recongrugators have a chance of being a comparatively nicer lot.
They are the one and only specific faction that looks at the IoM as is…and say…
“Uh guys? I think we fucked up.”
Do note the term “comparatively”.
crystal forum
timelines of 40k are wacky
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what millenium does the series even take place in
A few hundred years after eisenhorn, and like 100 or less years or so before cain and 13th bc
Let's not involve the ordo chronos though
crystal forum
i hope they're all dead and forgotten by cadia eplosion
raven stone
In all honesty, in my own interpretation…
every other alternate timeline is worse
Which is why Ordo Chronos just preserves this one.
Also I do think GW is well smart to not do timeline shenanigans
raven stone
(As it turns out, Imperium winning HH somehow accelerates humanity’s or reality’s demise!)
crystal forum
do not start bringing in multiverse crap in 40k
crystal forum
laziest way to do worldbuilding
remote widget
Horus, emperor, the dark gods, magnus and the bequin series all do timeliness shenanigans
raven stone
Well, minor ones
Not “oh look we created a new timeline nothing else from before matters trolololo” ones
crystal forum
dont forget john adverb
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Well, minor ones
Causing his own and his brothers birth displacement by seeing the future he creates by said birth displacement is more than minor
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Not “oh look we created a new timeline nothing else from before matters trololol...
Ahh
raven stone
Yea. You get the difference.
storm jungle
Are there any "good" inquisitors of the other ordos? That terran one in watcher ...
Theres no "good" Inquisitors
remember these people are literally galactic gestapos lol
raven stone
Time shenanigans used to actually reinforce lore is fine. But to erase everything as a “just because time” excuse is bad.
crystal forum
Theres no "good" Inquisitors
what about cuddlemeister the soft
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Theres no "good" Inquisitors
That's why its in quotation marks
storm jungle
That's why its in quotation marks
Id say "Yes but it depends." as ever lol
Inquisitors are made on the basis of DnD-esque homebrew, theres one of any calibre in many degrees
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what about cuddlemeister the soft
And obiwan sherlock cleuseau, are you saying a man like this erred
storm jungle
with a name like that probably
crystal forum
Tits dont amount to much but still
stop lying to yourself
storm jungle
stop lying to yourself
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Tits dont amount to much but still
Can we make more retirement home jokes
storm jungle
Can we make more retirement home jokes
crystal forum
degenerate straight behaviour
raven stone
I mean, anyone working under the Inquisition would have to do 21st century questionable things. It’s just a toss of luck as to how many innocents they do have to trample over to get to the actual threats (which, given Chaos Cults and GS Cults, are devastatingly real).
The lucky ones don’t get the wrong target too often. The “good” ones would probably mentally punish themselves somehow. The actual sadistic, bad inquisitors…don’t even feel guilty about it.
storm jungle
to be fair its not even "questionable"
even Inquisitors that try not to be heavyhanded will eventually have to do these things.
they are probably on the top tier for one of the most thankless jobs in the Imperium
you rescue one planet, good job, it will get destroyed by something else later. Becaues your institution sucks
dusk patrol
They’re inherently there to do evil shit in a means to an end
storm jungle
its very funny and works well
storm jungle
They’re inherently there to do evil shit in a means to an end
^
like even if you saved a planet
OH NO
WATCH OUT
dusk patrol
You can’t be a moral inquisitor
dusk patrol
Or at least not get your hands dirty
vagrant fox
I would thrive as an inquisitor
dusk patrol
storm jungle
Like being an Inquisitor is an incredibly depressing and grueling job even if you are a top dog like a Lord Inquisitor.
the problems never stop because the galaxy sucks
its very black comedy which helps lol
queen laurel
even Inquisitors that try not to be heavyhanded will eventually *have* to do the...
it's not a matter of if but when, when it comes to inquisition and crime
storm jungle
Yep.
queen laurel
no matter how long they try to preserve their humanity
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I think sisko would make a very good inquisitor. If the rest ended up as his retinue
queen laurel
eventually you will meet a problem where exterminatus is the only choice
dusk patrol
The life sucks, it’s endless really hard work for hundreds of years and most die horribly
Have fun
storm jungle
The life sucks, it’s endless really hard work for hundreds of years and most die...
What did the writers mean by this
sacred bluff
theres no "good" radical
Eisenhorn 
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I think sisko would make a very good inquisitor. If the rest ended up as his ret...
Quark as a Rogue trader,
storm jungle
Eisenhorn <a:nerd:852322572678725653>
hes not good
raven stone
It’s odd because I do plan on writing an Inquisitor that would feel guilty for targeting the wrong people, but obviously he still does them.
He is definitely getting some sort of weird self-penance thing.
In his (40k altered morality) mind, torture and stuff is fine if you actually did catch a Chaos/GS cultist
But if he gets the wrong target, he alone is responsible for being inept.
sacred bluff
YES HE IS
dusk patrol
What did the writers mean by this
The moral is you should want to be one in this new RPG we made
I guess
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<:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
Quixos
storm jungle
The moral is you should want to be one in this new RPG we made
bastard
sacred bluff
Eisenhorn cares about his team
storm jungle
Yeah no comment from me
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what book are you in
He wasn't really part of the team
dusk patrol
Eisenhorn cares about his team
We see plenty of inquisitors who aren’t like
Inherently bad people sorta
storm jungle
^
they just do bad shit because its their job
like I got an Inquisitor whos a pleasant person but also orders planetary purges lol
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like I got an Inquisitor whos a pleasant person but also orders planetary purges...
More points for sisko being a good inquisitor
raven stone
It’s more fair to say Eisenhorn does try to care, at least, but circumstances forced him to be crazy radical. Not helped by him jumping the gun.
For example…||oh, I don’t know, flying to confront a random heretic without having done the bloody research that said heretic HAS A TITAN AT HIS DISPOSAL MAYBE!?||
sacred bluff
I'm just saying, when it comes to "radical" inquisitors, Eisenhorn isn't really bad and still fights in the name of the Emperor (even though he's extremis diabolus)
storm jungle
It’s more fair to say Eisenhorn does try to care, at least, but circumstances fo...
Common Eisenhorn L
anyway cherubael go get him
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Hes not a good Inquisitor either
I mean the one from startrek?
storm jungle
I'm just saying, when it comes to "radical" inquisitors, Eisenhorn isn't really ...
All Inquisitors radical and pruitan use that as an excuse
"Im doing this for the Emperor"
nukes an entire system
storm jungle
I mean the one from startrek?
Oh wait i mixed the names up
fucking sci-fi naming sceme
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"Im doing this for the Emperor"
Haldane didnt
storm jungle
storm jungle
Haldane didnt
And theres tons of Radicals who do
like
the point is they are misguided lol
raven stone
All Inquisitors radical and pruitan use that as an excuse
The REAL difference is how many of them are using it as a lazy justification, and how many say it as an absolute last resort.
storm jungle
Like the joke is Puritans can be as braindead as Radicals and vice versa
they all think they know best
raven stone
Also, technically speaking - if an Inquisitor wisens up to the fact that they cannot always save everyone (which is a very different concept from “protecting the Imperium and ensuring its survival”, since, you know, that is the entire polity)
Ironically, in trying to not be “fully heroic”, they might actually be able to mentally tune themselves better.
(Yes I have been thinking about the fic for a long time, don’t ask)
plush mason
https://tenor.com/view/i-can%27t-have-this-conversation-again-tony-soprano-the-s...
stealing that
dusk patrol
Hmm, yes I think Kryptmann’s censure was justified, but only for not going far enough.
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Heldane genuinely went "I'm better than the emperor, he didn't see that you can operate in shades of grey to accomplish your goals"
Mr shades of grey gold himself
storm jungle
Also, technically speaking - if an Inquisitor wisens up to the fact that they ca...
Yeah thats the thing with Inquisitors you can do a lot with them.
They are probably one of the best RPG/DnD-esque Original Character examples in 40k.
(it also helps that they got an entire RPG series dedicated to this fact but still lol)
queen laurel
They are probably one of the best RPG/DnD-esque Original Character examples in 4...
that also unfortunately makes them a good source of cringe
storm jungle
that also unfortunately makes them a good source of cringe
yeah uh
ive seen my share 💀
solo'd a hive tyrant and greater daemon singlehandedly
Ok Inqvincible
dusk patrol
Nah invincible would get his ass beat
queen laurel
ive seen my share 💀
inquisitor Grom the Genocide lord
has a Gloriana ship and solo'd a necron army
dusk patrol
And then Cecil would bail him out
storm jungle
Cecil is such a good basis for an Inquisitor Lord too
vagrant fox
You gotta love inquisitor Emil Darkhammer, because his name is so stupid
raven stone
They are probably one of the best RPG/DnD-esque Original Character examples in 4...
Why do you think I insist on doing an Imperial Agents collection 🤣
Inquisitors and Rogue Traders are the only two lot that can have independent, counter to Imperial Dogma thoughts, still be loyalists and get away with it
vagrant fox
Emil is a normal enough name here
dusk patrol
Emil is ok
storm jungle
Clarence Genocidius
dusk patrol
Idk if it was cool then even tbh
vagrant fox
Coolest choice for a name I ever saw
storm jungle
Idk if it was cool then even tbh
it was the rise of shit like WoW
trust me it could have been worse
storm jungle
Why do you think I insist on doing an Imperial Agents collection 🤣
Inquisitors...
Also yeah tbh even if i wasnt even playing tabletop and had good miniature sources id just spend days kitbashing my own retinue from the most random shit
raven stone
trust me it could have been worse
An Ordo Malleus artefact called the Hammer of Banishment.
No it isn’t a thing but I wish it was.
Explaining the joke: ||Banhammer||
dusk patrol
I like Kryptmann a lot, he’s got a great “cold evil mastermind” look with the round glasses
storm jungle
my favorite thing is like
dusk patrol
And he looks like a Kryptmann
storm jungle
his strategy worked, but it was also the biggest act of self-inflicted genocide since the Horus Heresy
which is hilarious
dusk patrol
I hope we get a model for him eventually
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I have a calender date for book 2 eisenhorn, 340 m41, he notes the end of the year while imprisoned
vagrant fox
Kryptmann and Fyodor are definitely up there
storm jungle
God i wish they mentioned Karamazov more
storm jungle
its depressing to realise Karamazov's last mention is in a darktide cosmetic 
raven stone
its depressing to realise Karamazov's last mention is in a darktide cosmetic <:l...
Tabletop threw him to Legends.
GW sacrificed him for the sake of gameplay balance, and it isn’t even good gameplay balance GW is providing now…
dusk patrol
His fault, too many syllables in his name
dusk patrol
Tabletop threw him to Legends.
GW sacrificed him for the sake of gameplay balanc...
I mean he wasn’t being used anyways prior
Being real
storm jungle
I mean he wasn’t being used anyways prior
I mean so wasnt Coteaz
we need him back
and his model updated
raven stone
Maybe GW didn’t like their character being meme’d as CrazyPantsOff either.
Knowing GW brand control.
storm jungle
💀
storm jungle
Maybe GW didn’t like their character being meme’d as CrazyPantsOff either.
Knowi...
Nah its just the fate of like
most C-List characters
he was entirely made because Gallagher made a cool sketch
and it is indeed cool
but that was kind of it, hes Generic Evil Inquisitor
dusk patrol
A lot of stuff is made for basic reasons like “that’s neat”
dusk patrol
Like so many things are driven by just “this guy got passionate about this idea and it worked out”
raven stone
…GW should not be afraid to keep referencing retired miniature characters in the lore.
Maybe even have them resurface as BL collectibles.
storm jungle
it was mostly GW having fun and letting people get creative with unrelated source books and shit.
Nowadays you cant do that as much because people kinda have more demand for mainline models.
dusk patrol
They do
raven stone
(Why am I teaching GW how to skin people for money…)
arctic talon
…GW should not be afraid to keep referencing retired miniature characters in the...
They literally do
storm jungle
again it depends on the popularity
raven stone
Ah ok, fair enough.
dusk patrol
He didn’t have a ton of lore
storm jungle
Coteaz was also boring but he works well as like-
storm jungle
generic Inquisitor lore with hammer
she says
as he has the worst model ever
but i digress
storm jungle
Yeah like i said.
vagrant fox
hell yea holy fire and no innocence
dusk patrol
Coatez always had more stuff than him
storm jungle
He had like
raven stone
Since I had this joke in my head for too long…
Ordo Hereticus, in general, are just over glorified tax collectors.
Change my mind…
crystal forum
isn't eisenhorn's mini retired
arctic talon
Oh also that one tallaran dude
storm jungle
Yeah but because that mini is ancient
arctic talon
isn't eisenhorn's mini retired
It was a promotional mini
dusk patrol
Mordians
storm jungle
Oh also that one tallaran dude
Ali Abi
dusk patrol
Steel Legion
raven stone
isn't eisenhorn's mini retired
Rules wise yes, in Legends.
storm jungle
No way that’s actually his name
its not lmao
rose thorn
Yeah but because that mini is ancient
Wasn’t it released in the spider event thing?
dusk patrol
Iron Fathers lol
storm jungle
Wasn’t it released in the spider event thing?
Way before
crystal forum
Iron Fathers lol
they just got a resin mini
arctic talon
But yeah GW references stuff without minis or characters with old shitty ones
A lot
raven stone
valhallans, vostroyans, elysians
I am actually gonna do my Navis/Solar-Aux-as-Voidsmen dudes in Vostroyan colours.
vagrant fox
Matcha or whatever her name was?
arctic talon
Along with the tears of Morai Hag
sacred bluff
We need new models for Eisenhorn, Ravenor, Bequin, and their crew
vagrant fox
Oh no she's Biel
storm jungle
The iyanden farseer
Iyanna lol
arctic talon
And from Beil’tan
dusk patrol
they just got a resin mini
I mean more the old 40k one
storm jungle
Macha is Biel-'tan
arctic talon
Iyanna lol
My god what a name
sacred bluff
I want to own a little floating casket
dusk patrol
From like 3e
arctic talon
Gav cooked with this one
storm jungle
storm jungle
Gav on his way to write the 20495th Fallen plot
arctic talon
And she does stuff
rose thorn
LMAO
storm jungle
also yeah shes like one of the barest eldar "characters" so
storm jungle
yeah thats like 1932
crystal forum
didn't you make that exact statement yesterday
rose thorn
What in warhammer didn’t release during the Cold War
crystal forum
suicide bombers?
storm jungle
jihad?
rose thorn
The unit?
rose thorn
Yeah
crystal forum
when nids blow themselves up nobody bats an eye
rose thorn
My favorite thing that ruined an army I like
rose thorn
Tallarn did it in a tau book
storm jungle
Tallarn did it in a tau book
Me when white person writes muslim-adjacent people
storm jungle
yallah
rose thorn
Me when white person writes muslim-adjacent people
LMAO
arctic talon
Yall’qaeda
sacred bluff
Me when white person writes muslim-adjacent people
Muad dib
vagrant fox
bismillah my body fragmentation will kill you infidel tau
storm jungle
Operation De'sert S'torm
arctic talon
Operation De'sert S'torm
Tau moment
rose thorn
It was like, in a desert village that apparently joined the tau or something
storm jungle
Ethereal B'ush approves
rose thorn
It’s been forever since I read it
storm jungle
yeah it sa very bad book
lmao
its basically the Guard being mad the planet is living in peace and enacting terror attacks
queen laurel
Me when white person writes muslim-adjacent people
raven stone
Look if we are REALLY going there.
One fucking line in some Guard Codex long past.
“The Saigon Justification wars.”
Fought by a combined Catachan/Elysian regiment
dusk patrol
they just got a resin mini
Speaking of, had someone share the back of it since they don’t show it on the site as far as I can tell.
Which is a shame cause it’s got great detailing.
arctic talon
She should explode when she dies
dusk patrol
I love the mechadendrites under the capes they’re doing for IH dudes
storm jungle
Demoman gang RISE UP
rose thorn
I LOVEEE her btw
rose thorn
She use to be so fun
crystal forum
Speaking of, had someone share the back of it since they don’t show it on the si...
woah it's like they form the skeleton of the cape... like a wing
rose thorn
Ignore the fact she blows up in killteam
Wait she got KT rules?
queen laurel
I LOVEEE her btw
Hey mags have you read the chronicles of ruin for the gits
rocky gale
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Iyanna_Arienal
I can't explain it, but these pictures have the same energy
dusk patrol
woah it's like they form the skeleton of the cape... like a wing
Yeah I like how it looks
arctic talon
Nvm she isn’t
raven stone
Wait.
Don’t Eversors STILL explode on death?
crystal forum
Speaking of, had someone share the back of it since they don’t show it on the si...
also the grab pistol is literally the grav gun forge world mini but slightly shorter, which is exactly what i did to my sergeant's plasma pistol to turn it into a grav pistol
crystal forum
would be nice to have a model of a grav shredder to know what they look like
storm jungle
I’m thinking of all of those ‘grabbing cop’s gun’ memes
when that meme first came out there was a lot of that lol
arctic talon
Wait.
Don’t Eversors STILL explode on death?
Yes
crystal forum
i love iron hand HH rules
dusk patrol
https://tenor.com/view/gravity-gun-gif-13025067149053920469
I prefer the real grav gun
rose thorn
when that meme first came out there was *a lot* of that lol
Makes roudnd every few years
Gsc stealing commissar’s pistol
dusk patrol
Grabbing stuff is cool and all, but what if you just crushed it into a pulp
crystal forum
grav guns are like having dev console command access so you can change a unit's gravity
dusk patrol
Buy Torque
dusk patrol
grav guns are like having dev console command access so you can change a unit's ...
Grav Moritat is a good way to piss people off
crystal forum
G = 9.8?
nah man G = 98
raven stone
Grav Moritat is a good way to piss people off
erases a Termie squad…
crystal forum
Grav Moritat is a good way to piss people off
what's that
raven stone
Moritat is a solo gunslinger Marine
crystal forum
also the one downside of grav weapons is how hard they are to find units for 😭
raven stone
That can spam fire ANY pistols
raven stone
And just keep chaining hits
crystal forum
you CAN however field a tech marine covenant with ONLY grav guns
but they are crazy expensive
arctic talon
Legion tactical support squad has grav
queen laurel
What about malta Moritat
crystal forum
Legion tactical support squad has grav
nope, only veteran
raven stone
If you don’t tell your opponent before hand
Alpha Legion rolling into every HH engagement with two Grav Pistols Moritats…
queen laurel
Not enough range
Fair
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Me when white person writes muslim-adjacent people
Did you know that Allah is canon in warhammer fantasy
crystal forum
and only 1 grav gun per 5 veterans
arctic talon
Did you know that Allah is canon in warhammer fantasy
We are not talking about old Araby lore
storm jungle
Did you know that Allah is canon in warhammer fantasy
yeah I do and I hate it
also what Elite said
LOL
queen laurel
Yeah i've had enough of things like that
arctic talon
and only 1 grav gun per 5 veterans
GW are afraid
Of marines being easy to kill in the marine system
raven stone
Interestingly for Old World, apparently Cathay is back on tabletop consideration again for reasons.
crystal forum
gorgon terminators have 1 grav gun per 3 units so you can bring 3 for a max size squad
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We are not talking about old Araby lore
Switching it to djinns just moves it back to an older stereotype, but sure
arctic talon
Marines players will totally love AP3 plasma out the ass
crystal forum
but ye the only way to field pure grav is a shit ton of techmarines
arctic talon
Switching it to djinns just moves it back to an older stereotype, but sure
No I’m talking about all of Araby worships chaos
And they’re evil
And Allah is a chaos god(probably tzeentch)
Do I need to go on
rose thorn
What the fuck did I come back to
queen laurel
No
arctic talon
Oldest Araby lore
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So they went from evil, to Allah, to djinns, it's like western propaganda in reverse
raven stone
Yea stuff even GW realized is embarrassing
queen laurel
https://tenor.com/view/ena-joel-g-confused-what-huh-gif-4761879496427111645
Just warhammer fantasy old lore
Just
rose thorn
OH
queen laurel
Move on
rose thorn
I THOGUHT WE WWRE TALKINH ABOUT THR IRL GODS
queen laurel
Yeah like really old lore
dusk patrol
what's that
arctic talon
So they went from evil, to Allah, to djinns, it's like western propaganda in rev...
Allah is still a thing in modern araby lore
dusk patrol
arctic talon
Just an fyi
raven stone
Nice shade of pink!
arctic talon
It’s like levels
dusk patrol
But yeah, dual grav pistols
arctic talon
Lol
dusk patrol
Lots of shots
queen laurel
I THOGUHT WE WWRE TALKINH ABOUT THR IRL GODS
WHY THE ZOG WOULD YOU THINK THAT WHEN ELITE SAID HE'S A CHAOS GOD
crystal forum
that's just a repainted volkite serpenta
dusk patrol
Fucks your enemies vehicles raw
queen laurel
Mags please
rose thorn
WHY THE ZOG WOULD YOU THINK THAT WHEN ELITE SAID HE'S A CHAOS GOD
ITS WARHAMMER
PEOPLE ARE WEIRD
IM WEIRD
dusk patrol
that's just a repainted volkite serpenta
Some are yeah
queen laurel
ITS WARHAMMER
ALRIGHT FAIR
queen laurel
ITS WARHAMMER
Also going back to my old question did you read the chronicles of ruin for the gits
crystal forum
half my forge world grav guns came in the little box with those nubs broken off and best GW could do was give me a 10$ coupon because they were out of stock
queen laurel
I skimmed it
I see
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Mags please
Which means in the horus heresy, he was actually trying to be friendly to perturabo when he made him eat his metaphorical..
crystal forum
idk if most of the HH resin accessories will be in stock ever again
raven stone
You could hunt for bits websites
queen laurel
Which means in the horus heresy, he was actually trying to be friendly to pertu...
Look i do not care about hh
If you like it good for you but i like
Do not care enough about it
crystal forum
You could hunt for bits websites
i got volkite culverins and grav guns for my IH at least
i love how the FW heavy weapons have ammo belts extending to backpacks
looks much cooler
raven stone
I actually snagged some non-belt rotor cannons for Solar Aux/Voidsmen conversion
But belts are cool, I get that.
arctic talon
i love how the FW heavy weapons have ammo belts extending to backpacks
They fit on primaris 
Best decision GW has made
/hj
crystal forum
the problem is there's no hand placement on the handles so idk how to not make it look like my marine is an amputee
raven stone
You gotta use Green Stuff
arctic talon
Oh wait
raven stone
And if you IH
crystal forum
i can't sculpt that small
raven stone
You can just say bad bionics
crystal forum
there's no hands on the handles but yes on the trigger
even for the grav guns
which is easy to convert to grav pistol but still
i think they were all designed for mark 4 scale too
the smaller pre primaris tacticals
raven stone
Oh dear
Another victim of GW randomly enlarging Marines…
But anyways, I guess you could hunt for correct hand poses?
If they are the same scale now…
You could hack a Primaris hand apart for it…
crystal forum
i think i'll chop off the handles of the mark 3 tactical box's rotor cannons
and put them on the resin guns
grav guns will be harder
also like i said half are broken
raven stone
I mean, is it possible to superglue them back together…?
crystal forum
they're so small
i dont have the equipment
the broken ones i just use for grav pistols
i cut them shorter
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What's this about a davinite and a pig?
sour hornet
I feel like I would've survived Cadia.
This isn't a joke. You always hear about those 1 in a million odds where people drive off a cliff and had 0.0000001% chance to survive but they miraculously did. Well I feel like I'm that guy. There's no real stats to back this up, I just know I've always been built different. Perhaps I would've battled my way to a teleporter to get myself away from the fighting. Or I escape just in time by piloting a small ship through the Chaos fleet before they could spot me.
In other words, I just feel like my odds, personally, would've been different.
raven stone
Well those are two…random…posts XD
remote widget
Ah, it's how they revived horus... pig buggery.. I'm starting to think chaos is weird