For murdering poachers
#40k-lore-chat
arctic talon
rose thorn
b b b b bbased?
dusk patrol
It doesn’t distinguish between poachers and a homeless man who got too close
arctic talon
^
rose thorn
not coutning the uh, groupsin africa who are forced to poach because of britian ruining their economy
dusk patrol
But it does work very well
dapper gyro
celest dome
Who are we do decries collateral damage, aren't all accused of it anyway
storm jungle
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/KOK6g9
the commercial art for these are sooo fucking good
arctic talon
rose thorn
'the last elephant
storm jungle
MR ELEPHANT WATCH OUT
arctic talon
Fuck, beat me to it
storm jungle
THERES AN ORBITAL STRIKE-
rose thorn
oh yeah tehre is cloning in 2077
winter vessel
THERES AN ORBITAL STRIKE-
Elephant: “Hah, fucking loser.”
rose thorn
oh really?
raven stone
Reminds me of that Rogue Trader event where you can orbital bombard some fallen trees to save animals from drowning…
celest dome
So Elephant are really smart, do you think it know that the laser is defending it ?
arctic talon
Prolly
rose thorn
probably
arctic talon
The laser doesn’t obliterate the people running the preserve
rose thorn
elephants can recognize poachers irl
winter vessel
I haven’t played 2077 in a while, but man the amount of times I heard the Orgiatic ad drove me through the roof
arctic talon
I haven’t played 2077 in a while, but man the amount of times I heard the Orgiat...
ORRRRRRRGIATIC
rose thorn
the only thing i rememebr about 2077 was the vending machines
winter vessel
ORRRRRRRGIATIC
ALL PLEASURE. FROM ALL FOODS
raven stone
Ok fair
dapper gyro
Also vending machines selling single use gun. American dream fuckers.
winter vessel
Yeah,
arctic talon
How he’s a narcissistic asshole
sacred bluff
He did a great job in the Armored Core episode of Secret Level too 
dapper gyro
Reeves is a big gamer nerd, too.
arctic talon
Also vending machines selling single use gun. American dream fuckers.
I fucking love the slaughtomatic
vagrant fox
I sometimes think about the news you can overhear in the game about the last koala dying and it's just got a six-pack ring stuck on it
dapper gyro
He just doesn't show it in public often.
arctic talon
It’s so so so cyberpunk
dapper gyro
Unlike Calvin
winter vessel
The cyberpunk universe really made me creep out the idea of Food and drink being changed for the worse.
vagrant fox
I kind of want kibble
winter vessel
Scopburger
winter vessel
https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk2077-goro-takemura-take-out-food-food-cyberpunk-...
sigh the one companion I actually liked before PL.
arctic talon
Goro is fun
dusk patrol
Nobody is perfect
dapper gyro
Too bad he is extremely loyal to Arasaka.
winter vessel
I like how he mimics V way of saying “we goin in”
dusk patrol
He’s a product of his environment, it makes sense
dapper gyro
Yeah
dusk patrol
He was the bodyguard of the founder of Arasaka for a reason
winter vessel
And his famous “BETTER BUCKRE UP”
arctic talon
LOL
arctic talon
I do find it funny the Tyger claws have gotten less racist and insular
With each iteration
winter vessel
He was the bodyguard of the founder of Arasaka for a reason
He trained one helluva “kicking my ass, beyond reason” apprentice. Oda. Seriously I was sweating blood fighting that Arasaka Spec Op
dusk patrol
He didn’t deserve the loyalty he had but that’s the obvious theme of the game, they Arasaka family are basically gods and act like it
dusk patrol
They have no real gratitude for what you do for them
dapper gyro
Oda is the only fun fight for me.
dusk patrol
You’re just a pawn
winter vessel
OST is fun with it too
dusk patrol
Forgotten as soon as it’s over
arctic talon
winter vessel
Forgotten as soon as it’s over
Part of me wished there was a way Goro could go the path of a Nomad. To be free
dusk patrol
He never would
dapper gyro
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/cyberpunk/images/9/9e/Oda_Sandayu_Database_CP2...
Almost a Raven Guard candidate
dusk patrol
He’s designed and built by that system
It would be unrealistic if a brief period of the game he could change so much
arctic talon
He would be dead in the slums if it wasn’t for Arasaka
winter vessel
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/cyberpunk/images/9/9e/Oda_Sandayu_Database_CP2...
It’d be so on the nose for me if Oda was voiced by Yuri Lowenthal. Because then I’m just fighting Sasuke from the Naruto series at that point
dusk patrol
Like I said he was Saburo’s bodyguard for a reason, and we see why. He is fanatically devoted to him and the company.
Even when they wrong him
winter vessel
I do like that
dusk patrol
He’s still a good person deep down which is what makes it sad
He is a dorky uncle character and is likable and cares for V
arctic talon
Honestly the least morally bankrupt Arasaka is Yorinobu or Michiko
Prolly yorinobu
Because he wants to burn it all down
dapper gyro
In the ending that you don't side with him, he acts like an ass even if after we helped him out most of the game.
dusk patrol
He’s just completely consumed by his devotion to Araska and Saburo
vagrant fox
I'd have liked to see more character cevelopment of Yorinobu
winter vessel
Because he wants to burn it all down
That was a nice little twist for me
In the game
storm jungle
He’s just completely consumed by his devotion to Araska and Saburo
I remember seeing a really good quote for Takemura
storm jungle
he'll burn down an orphanage if you tell him to
winter vessel
Yep
storm jungle
but he'll first ask if he can let the people out first
arctic talon
He made a gang to try to burn down Arasaka
It uh failed
And then he tried again
It failed again
dusk patrol
Yeah, he’s someone who could have been a good person
arctic talon
And then he joined up with Arasaka again(to kill it from the inside)
storm jungle
Yeah its what makes it tragic
dusk patrol
But the system and world made him what he was
storm jungle
like Arasaka literally ruined his entire village and he focuses on "at least they gave me a job and saved me"
like its really good writing
winter vessel
And then he joined up with Arasaka again(to kill it from the inside)
Funny how we indirectly help him if we decide to take on the assault on the Tower
dusk patrol
In another life he would just be running some restaurant and embarrassing his nieces and nephews or whatever
arctic talon
Funny how we indirectly help him if we decide to take on the assault on the Towe...
It’s so funny lol
We’re just accelerating his time table
winter vessel
We’re just accelerating his time table
Wakes up: “yeah…oh shit fr? Oh Smasher…hmm. Who did it? I wanna offer em a job.”
dusk patrol
Yorinobu is a complicated dude, the best generation does seem better at least but yeah it’s
A fucked up thing
And they still like, see themselves as basically gods
storm jungle
Yori's point is understandable but hes also a total dumbass
dusk patrol
And are treated like it
arctic talon
The Arasaka’s are all horrible people
Yorinobu is just arguably the least horrible because he wants to end it all
dusk patrol
The fact that he was fine with Adam Smasher being his bodyguard is enough to show that lol
winter vessel
And they still like, see themselves as basically gods
It really is scary. Even though it’s a game, those who are in a position of power can rob you of your own free will through their technology. Manipulating you for their own ends
dusk patrol
They’re very aware of what Adam does too
raven stone
Woah 2077 actually grew to be very good by what I am seeing here?
Amaze
I still remember the launch period…
raven stone
Oh :p
dusk patrol
It has some issues and it doesn’t explain stuff well enough for some of this
But it’s still good
arctic talon
Yeah
dusk patrol
It’s much better if you know the background
raven stone
Damn
Good story buried by bad gameplay…
winter vessel
I’m glad they bounced back from a rough landing, they deserve it
dusk patrol
Like Yorinobu is barely explained in game
arctic talon
Yeah
dapper gyro
The stories haven't changed, only the gameplay.
dusk patrol
He has a lot of backstory which sets him up better
arctic talon
You don’t understand yorinobu
winter vessel
And the extra ending
arctic talon
Unless you read the ttrpg stuff
winter vessel
If you go the NUSA route
arctic talon
Or the wiki
raven stone
Ok so it’s a game that demands you do homework beforehand lol
dusk patrol
It doesn’t do exposition which isn’t always bad
arctic talon
Cyberpunk is an existing setting so
It’s not like they can explain it all imo
This is like
dusk patrol
It’s just better if you look up the backstories or know them
arctic talon
30+ years of lore
raven stone
I see
dusk patrol
Cause there’s no real reason V would know about Adam’s past for example
arctic talon
Yeah
dusk patrol
Or Saburo or Yorinobu
It’s hard to organically explain that when V is a small fry ultimately
arctic talon
Also the implication that Taiwan invaded China in cyberpunk is the funniest shit ever
dapper gyro
It is like playing SM2 then asking who Calgar is with his back story. Lol
arctic talon
Yeah
raven stone
Also the implication that Taiwan invaded China in cyberpunk is the funniest shit...
Hey as long as they are unified I suppose 🤣
dusk patrol
Like Adam Smasher is mostly a
Myth on the streets and doesn’t leave a lot of witnesses
arctic talon
Hey as long as they are unified I suppose 🤣
💀
winter vessel
I do like for some of those who don’t know the universe well when they got into the game, really expected D Deshawn to be a key player in the story. And then the next act, Goro flatlines him and leaves his fatass to rot in the dumps.
humble shoal
Also the implication that Taiwan invaded China in cyberpunk is the funniest shit...
Gotta remove it from reality a bit
dusk patrol
I do like for some of those who don’t know the universe well when they got into ...
Yeah you realize as you go in how dumb he was
And how out of his depth he was
rose thorn
oh, The Bazaar just went f2p and there is monitziation, which is fine, except they tie cards behind monthly subscription :(
raven stone
Kang Tao is the Arasaka of China/taiwan
Admittedly very on theme, a corporation doing what governments could not do
winter vessel
Kang tao pretty much runs them lol
I do like using their smart guns, especially that giant ass shotgun
dapper gyro
I mean, the Soviet Union still exists in Cp2077.
arctic talon
I mean, the Soviet Union still exists in Cp2077.
Well it’s effectively owned by sovoil
But yeah
winter vessel
“Lets you and me figure this—“ BOOM
dusk patrol
He’s someone who rose high and then fell hard, and was desperate to get that back
raven stone
I mean, the Soviet Union still exists in Cp2077.
When written well or, at least, entertaining, alt history is funny
winter vessel
He’s someone who rose high and then fell hard, and was desperate to get that bac...
I already got a bad vibe from him when talking to Parker, with how a Fixer treats their gang
dusk patrol
Most actual governments are pretty toothless in Cyberpunk compared to corpos
dapper gyro
When written well or, at least, entertaining, alt history is funny
Funny enough, they are not as communist and they do actually help people, lol.
dusk patrol
Does Kang Tao even mean anything
raven stone
Funny enough, they are not as communist and they do actually help people, lol.
Given Cyberpunk, probably the only Nation relatively free from Corpo grasp
winter vessel
I’m a big fan of it
Sub machine gun is fun
dusk patrol
Or is it just a name
dapper gyro
If I recall correctly, one of the side missions has a guy trying to flee to the Soviet for medical and stuff...
arctic talon
Does Kang Tao even mean anything
It’s a joke in Taiwanese hokkien, it’s slang for job opening in the southern parts of Taiwan lol
dusk patrol
lol
raven stone
I admit they do capture the essence of Chinese logo design very well.
Granted it isn’t hard to do, but getting the balance of “suck, obvious, but corporate enough to work” is an art in and of itself.
arctic talon
Yeah
winter vessel
Wish we got more of em
arctic talon
I really like Kang Tao’s name because of that
dapper gyro
Armored core 6 logos are pretty cool like that as well.
vagrant fox
"While many European nations remained on good relations with Japan such as the Czech Republic or Portugal, Slovakia had the strongest influence from them. Slovakia remained a massive trade partner and was home to the largest Japanese community in Europe"
Why would anyone want to live in Slovakia 🤔
vagrant fox
Some of the stuff I'm reading on the wiki is pretty weird, but it seems fun. Not sure if the wiki is any good though
winter vessel
Honestly Philippines in 2077 hasn’t changed much, seems about the same but even worse. As one who lived there for a time
arctic talon
Armored core 6 logos are pretty cool like that as well.
Yeah I love fictional logo design
dusk patrol
Don’t read into the logic of the world being how it is too much
arctic talon
Some of the stuff I'm reading on the wiki is pretty weird, but it seems fun. Not...
Wiki is accurate
dusk patrol
A lot of it was jokes
arctic talon
Mike Pondsmith glassing the Middle East because he didn’t want to deal with the politics of the region still goes crazy
dusk patrol
Slovakia ending up on top is supposed to be funny
dapper gyro
Cyberpunk itself is a satire genre.
winter vessel
Mike Pondsmith glassing the Middle East because he didn’t want to deal with the ...
AH yeah
winter vessel
Got me like “oh”
dapper gyro
To be fair, that's what they always try to do to each other.
dusk patrol
On the bright side, finally solved peace in the Middle East
winter vessel
Now that’s scary
rose thorn
btw the my little pony fighting game is free on epic
vagrant fox
Slovakia ending up on top is supposed to be funny
I don't take it particularly serious, there's just something about Slovakia in the setting that's hitting my brain like a golf club
raven stone
oh also the self replicating sea mines
I think Horizon Dawn Zero took this and ran waaaaaaayyyy off with it
dusk patrol
It’s funny cause it’s unlikely
arctic talon
I think Horizon Dawn Zero took this and ran waaaaaaayyyy off with it
Yep
dusk patrol
There’s a lot of super dark stuff on the outskirts of the setting
arctic talon
Anyways Kang Tao makes my favorite guns and some of my favorite cyberware
dusk patrol
The malevolent AI behind the blackwall always trying to get in for example
vagrant fox
nothing new in the cyberpunk universe, minus the private schools 
dusk patrol
Smart guns are fun
raven stone
Anyways Kang Tao makes my favorite guns and some of my favorite cyberware
Surprise Asiatic firearms supremacy in games for once
dusk patrol
That’s the real joke
arctic talon
LOL
All my favorite cyberware on the tabletop
Is Raven microcybernetics stuff tbh
So much utility
raven stone
Is Raven microcybernetics stuff tbh
any Deliverance patterns by any chance?
Shot for lame Ravenguard reference joke
arctic talon
All the jacks and ports on people are made by them
arctic talon
~~any Deliverance patterns by any chance?~~
*Shot for lame Ravenguard reference ...
Lol I wish
dusk patrol
I love the full borg stuff. Especially the netrunner full borg
arctic talon
Wiseman is so funny lol
dusk patrol
Wish we got stuff like this in game
arctic talon
raven stone
Fucking hell, somehow I can actually see that being in some forgotten Ad Mech dungeon on Deliverance or it’s moon lol
arctic talon
I love the “Waldo”
It’s great for surgery
Or as a concealed weapon
I wish it was in 2077 but I’d have 0 clue wtf it would do
summer mural
so
arctic talon
What
summer mural
archaons sword is called the slayer of kings and is run by a daemon named uhzul
theres also a herald of khorne called uhzul (skulltaker) and his nickname is also the slayer of kings
and the two are apparently unrelated
arctic talon
Yes
celest dome
Cause GW aren't good at keeping track of things
summer mural
also skulltaker seems kinda elite for a herald of khorne
its not like hes a daemon prince or a bloodthirster
but hes got a nice honorbound thing going on
and can apparently kill nearly anyone in a duel
celest dome
He is the named one for Khorne, like the Masque, The Blue Scribes and Changeling
celest dome
That's what Heralds are
summer mural
yeah but like yknow
the named elite singular guy
does slaanesh have a special snowflake daemonette
celest dome
The old one is the Masque of Slaanesh
celest dome
This one
There are also a couple of others, Sylesk, which is paired with a Deamon Prince
summer mural
i wonder how they fare in the heirarchy, like do the greater daemons get to bully the lesser daemon champions
celest dome
summer mural
its not like skulltaker , despite his nice vibe for a bloodletter, can take on any of the elite bloodthirsters can he
although most of the bloodthirsters can really learn a thing or two about honor and shit from skulltaker instead of butchering civilians all the time
celest dome
In straight combat ?
summer mural
ye ig
celest dome
Skulltaker can probably take a couple on, not thr named ones most likely
rose thorn
Wish we got stuff like this in game
is, this rainbow?
celest dome
Cyberpunk ?
celest dome
Not sure
rose thorn
kill me
summer mural
how do you become a champion of chaos exactly, in the likes of festus and azazel, its not like they are daemon princes or greater daemons right?
rose thorn
how do you become a champion of chaos exactly, in the likes of festus and azazel...
they are :p
celest dome
I want a R6S game set in a fantasy setting (and/or For Honour)
Munda could be nice for R6S, AoS could be nice for FH
summer mural
they are?
summer mural
like daemon princes?
rose thorn
yeah
celest dome
how do you become a champion of chaos exactly, in the likes of festus and azazel...
Those 2 were Champion of Chaos that then Ascended to become Deamon Princes
celest dome
Basically please your God enough and you might be rewarded it
summer mural
and so is that autistic creepy twin guy from tzeentch
celest dome
so valkia is a daemon prince(ess)
While in theory yes, she still was treated as a Mortal in the table top.
@dry epoch had her ascend iirc
celest dome
and so is that autistic creepy twin guy from tzeentch
Champion of Chaos iirc, never ascended to Deamon Prince hood
summer mural
vilitch
i think
theres too many elite 'tiers' in chaos smh
like an undivided daemon prince is kinda goated right
celest dome
Now that I think of it, Festus never ascended, he was very close to it though
storm jungle
how do you become a champion of chaos exactly, in the likes of festus and azazel...
Kill and kill and kill.
its literally just about how many lives you take, sacrifices and other chaotic actions you do
dry epoch
She was raised by Khorne to be his consort. More of a queen than a mere princeling. 😄
But yes. Technically.
dusk patrol
Also if it’s funny you might become one
storm jungle
being a chaos follower is literally just mafia city
summer mural
so scyla is just a chaos spawn?
summer mural
like a super strong one
celest dome
so scyla is just a chaos spawn?
Yes
summer mural
hes hilarious
celest dome
hes just a meat puppet
What is a Spawn if not that
storm jungle
wait no i mixed up the generic swedish names
summer mural
like why did khorne leave him the ability to speak
storm jungle
yes hes a spawn whoops
storm jungle
like why did khorne leave him the ability to speak
because chaos gods are assohles
summer mural
its not like his brain can do basic maths anymore
storm jungle
its like asking why did zeus make prometheus' innards regenerate
celest dome
Wait since when does Scyla speak ?
summer mural
scyla can yell kill for khorne and generic shit
storm jungle
its mostly psychotic gibberish
summer mural
yes
dapper gyro
She was raised by Khorne to be his consort. More of a queen than a mere princeli...
Concubine is a more accurate term
celest dome
Concubine is a more accurate term
||she wrote the book||
opaque coyote
its mostly psychotic gibberish
Probably both for fun and for the reason why Khornes followers say shit like "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"
Gives him power
Khorne
celest dome
Literal case of "Do you not know who I am"
opaque coyote
Not Scylla
storm jungle
dry epoch
Concubine is a more accurate term
Nope.
Consort.
summer mural
dapper gyro
||she wrote the book||
Doesn't mean it is not accurate... But whatever.
opaque coyote
I have had the idea of like
An Eldar Aspect Warrior joining Khorne because he loves murder so much that Khaine just
Isn't enough
celest dome
I hope you get to write a book from her point of view in AoS ❤️
summer mural
I have had the idea of like
An Eldar Aspect Warrior joining Khorne because he l...
hmm
celest dome
Doesn't mean it is not accurate... But whatever.
Bruh 
opaque coyote
I have had the idea of like
An Eldar Aspect Warrior joining Khorne because he l...
He doesn't want to do fancy moves, he just wants to kill people
summer mural
i dunno, khaine seems pretty...sufficient
opaque coyote
storm jungle
i dunno, khaine seems pretty...sufficient
Yeah this.
dry epoch
||she wrote the book||
This is true.
storm jungle
Khaine literally wants all eldar to become bloodthirsthy killers
opaque coyote
i dunno, khaine seems pretty...sufficient
Not enough. **More murder. **
summer mural
like if deathnights and crone hellebron stuff arent enough murder for you , i dunno what to say
storm jungle
Not enough. **More murder. **
Khaine is literally the god of Murder
Khorne has nothing Khaine cant offer Eldar
opaque coyote
EVEN MOREEE
opaque coyote
Khorne has nothing Khaine cant offer Eldar
Yk besides
Not being in shards
opaque coyote
rose thorn
when khaine got murdered in aos morathi loved murder even more
vagrant fox
For a small price Khorne can make you the goodest killerer of all time tho
opaque coyote
And having those shards get fucking choked out for some reason
He just thinks that Khaine is too weak for a murder god. Broken up into shards... ||And those shards keep getting worfed||
Khorne is better (tm)
summer mural
but like
har ganeth is such a lawful city because hellebrons government will chop your head off if your even accused of jaywalking
thats murder government
storm jungle
gotta tally up those sacrifice somehow
opaque coyote
thats murder government
Tbf political debates would be so much more entertaining if they fought to the death also
dry epoch
Probably both for fun and for the reason why Khornes followers say shit like "BL...
Also - B4BG is much quicker to say than 'it matters not from whence the blood flows as long as it does flow', I guess. 😄
summer mural
admittedly, khorne actually seems like he rewards his followers a lot more than khaine does
opaque coyote
"WE MUST CUT SPENDING ON THE MILITARYYYY"
CLANG
"WHY? ARE YOU A COWARD??"
stab and riposte
"NO. MORE FUNDING FOR SCHOOLS TO TRAIN. WARRIORS NEED STRATEGY."
summer mural
khaine is kinda reticent compared to khorne? but I dunno
dry epoch
I honestly think that deep down, Khorne is all like 'oh, goody, more skulls, thanks. I'll put it with the ones you got me last week', when all he actually wanted was a new pair of slippers.
vagrant fox
too bad, more skulls for khorne
opaque coyote
I honestly think that deep down, Khorne is all like 'oh, goody, more skulls, tha...
His secret plan is to make slippers made out of the skulls
dry epoch
Like the way we bought my grandad Turkish Delight every year at Christmas only for him to finally admit he didn't like it.
summer mural
also I learnt recently that you cant actually just throw meaty piles of skulls to khorne with fleshy bits and eyeballs still attached, they actually have to be cleaned and flensed to be appropriate offerings
celest dome
I honestly think that deep down, Khorne is all like 'oh, goody, more skulls, tha...
Khorne is regretting making a Throne out of Skulls, it's not the most pleasant seating material
dry epoch
Khorne is regretting making a Throne out of Skulls, it's not the most pleasant s...
Jawbones are not pillowy-soft.
vagrant fox
Doesn't he have enough skulls to grind into powder, for some sort of skull beanbag
sharp pollen
back
opaque coyote
also I learnt recently that you cant actually just throw meaty piles of skulls t...
Just imagining the World Eaters after like a massacre
"WE MASSACRED THE ORPHANAGE FOR THE BLOOD GOD."
"FANTASTIC... BROTHER CHAPLAIN BOB. WHAT SHOULD WE DO NOW."
chaplain does some ritual and looks up at the sky entranced
"UH-HUH... UH-HUH... WE NEED TO CLEAN THE SKULLS."
"BUT WHY?"
brother rodimus gets a free sword in his head
"DO NOT QUESTION THE WORDS OF KHORNE."
summer mural
Just imagining the World Eaters after like a massacre
"**WE MASSACRED THE ORPHA...
skulltaker is hilarious in that regard
he duels heroes and champions and stuff right, so youd think hed just behead them , but no
he actually chops off their limbs first , then puts his clawed hand over their heads, his fingers burn the head to a crisp and melt all the flesh away, then he rips off the skull in a single clean motion
so its flensed and clean
opaque coyote
so its *flensed* and clean
Casually grabs the cleaning supplies midfight
Polishes the skull clean
dry epoch
Late night Astartes shopping channels. "The new JMC Skull Flenser! Are you taking too long stripping your skulls down to the bare calcium? Well, NO MORE! Buy one now, get a set of free steak knives."
half gazelle
**"WE MUST CUT SPENDING ON THE MILITARYYYY"**
*CLANG*
**"WHY? ARE YOU A COWARD...
Ok actually tho I would love a class where they literally make you go through military exercises and such even simple weapons training.
opaque coyote
Ok actually tho I would love a class where they literally make you go through mi...
That's a military academy
half gazelle
Ofc go through with choice not forced because not everyone is interested in it.
half gazelle
That's a military academy
Pff more like bootcamp
opaque coyote
Ofc go through with choice not forced because not everyone is interested in it.
I am overweight, flat footed, with depression and ADHD
The military will deny me
I don't need to worry about drafts because I am not gonna be fucking drafted
half gazelle
Oh wait hey that actually is a thing. But yeah no I literally just mean in highschool class meaning you'll get your education and training without needs of going into military.
half gazelle
Exactly
half gazelle
Very much so
opaque coyote
So yeah official like basic self defense would be good
Instead of kevlar backpacks or whatever
Then again fist vs gun isn't a fair fight at all
half gazelle
The few coaches I've had was terrible I ended up getting good through a ton of hard work and studying.
half gazelle
Then again fist vs gun isn't a fair fight at all
True because humans slow fingers faster
That's why you join the acting club to get good at draws
winter vessel
https://tenor.com/view/gunslinger-western-gif-7278985
where have i seen this
grim bolt
@crystal forum
because we talked about the ordo xenos being around the planet, I bet most people on Khorvusia have just pretty happily accepted their existance, like, at this point, they are just part of the planets ecosystem, just as the verdant guard are, so they are pretty friendly towards inquisitors
I can image like ordos hereticus arriving and just being baffled by the fact that the natives
- Aren't scared
- are actually pretty friendly to them
arctic talon
its pretty funny
sacred bluff
Cause all their interactions have been with people/demons
grim bolt
yeah I mean
sacred bluff
Like I know Ravenor has ties with Eldar
opaque coyote
💀
opaque coyote
Ykno I thought it was Shadiversity at first
Bro be like
"WAAAhh GIVE ME MORE VIEWS"
green loom
I realize now the eyes aren't baggy enough
opaque coyote
And then more people leave bc he keeps yapping about how his views are down
Vicious cycle
green loom
The power of dooming
vagrant fox
It's wild how different dookieversity seems to his brother
opaque coyote
Also Femlander (cosplay by Frau_Haku)
Would a genderbent Homelander just be like this?
winter vessel
the one thing that stuck out to Homelander for me the most was when he made the Deep eat Timothy the Octopus
even as a guy who likes seafood I had a hard time watching that scene
opaque coyote
the one thing that stuck out to Homelander for me the most was when he made the ...
Honestly one of the few times I genuinely felt bad for The Deep was that scene
And his reaction in the reveal that Compound V existed
That their parents intentionally had them injected with it for money. Permanently ruining their lives basically
vagrant fox
the deep had it coming for being a fish fucker
opaque coyote
I like my cheese moldy bruh
My favorite parody was the Boys basically remaking that one Pepsi commercial
Y'know the one
winter vessel
the SNL skit for that was funny
viral halo
The one where pepsi ended racism?
opaque coyote
Like it was nearly fucking 1:1
vagrant fox
Is that the one where it ends warcraft racism
storm jungle
WARCRAFT RACISM?
opaque coyote
the deep had it coming for being a fish fucker
Y'know honestly the worst and best part about him is that
vagrant fox
WARCRAFT RACISM?
no I was thinking about just one coke away
opaque coyote
As a character I keep flipflopping to thinking the Deep is funny and absolutely hating his guts
Like the funny things temporarily make me forget the fact that he is literally a rapist
winter vessel
Whoever had that mindset with the Pepsi commercial was high. That's like saying if we all built a wooden chair it would solve the third world hunger crisis
opaque coyote
And I kinda hate that
opaque coyote
Whoever had that mindset with the Pepsi commercial was high. That's like saying ...
Real. The worst part is that the protest was literally like
Non specific
Like they couldn't even put BLM on it. It was a legally distinct protest (tm)
vagrant fox
The Deep is a very funny piece of shit, I love him
arctic talon
Would a genderbent Homelander just be like this?
Die
dapper gyro
The Deep in the show is so much better than the comic one.
opaque coyote
The Deep in the show is so much better than the comic one.
That goes for The Boys in general
storm jungle
no I was thinking about just one coke away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Pvq...
AW HELL NO
WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY WOKECRAFT
man i wish i could get into WoW back in the day
vagrant fox
coked cola is world peace
storm jungle
its such a fucking mess
vagrant fox
I was playing Retribution the other day, it has that old school feel to it
winter vessel
its such a fucking mess
whats a mess was when Coca Cola made that AI commercial for their brand during Christmas
opaque coyote
The Deep is a very funny piece of shit, I love him
The scene with him listening to his octopus girlfriend dying was genuinely fucked lol, he deserves the worst shit possible. Hearing her gasp for air like that was genuinely disturbing and I hated it.
storm jungle
I was playing Retribution the other day, it has that old school feel to it
I was around during like-
the entire Ice King-
no wait the fuck was it
dapper gyro
Lich King
dapper gyro
Arthas
storm jungle
everyone in my class was playing it, i was like "neat i guess"
opaque coyote
The scene with him listening to his octopus girlfriend dying was genuinely fucke...
Why did my message time travel backwards what
winter vessel
<:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
https://youtu.be/THdoOgwqjBg?si=Zm5eSqpIlFvCOYs_ here's an edit version
dapper gyro
I play since WC2.
storm jungle
https://youtu.be/THdoOgwqjBg?si=Zm5eSqpIlFvCOYs_ here's an edit version
noooooooo
storm jungle
I play since WC2.
yeah i missed all the hype
dapper gyro
Never get into wow though, no money for that.
vagrant fox
The scene with him listening to his octopus girlfriend dying was genuinely fucke...
I don't really like superhero stuff, but a lot of The Boys is so engaging to me. It's propa
I played WoW vanilla for like two weeks and didn't like it the entire time
storm jungle
Based
winter vessel
wasn't really into the fantasy genre at the time
storm jungle
same
storm jungle
wasn't really into the fantasy genre at the time
Yeah this was my general reason
i tried it, didnt like it
it was kinda whatever
then i got into WHF instead lol
opaque coyote
I don't really like superhero stuff, but a lot of The Boys is so engaging to me....
I like some superhero stuff but I mainly stick to my favorites tbh
Batman and Superman
Really unique ik
opaque coyote
arctic talon
I played WoW during the really shit period as well lol
vagrant fox
I wanted to go kick a football instead of that dorkass shit
winter vessel
yeesh
plush mason
I played WoW during the really shit period as well lol
as in shadowlands?
opaque coyote
I wanted to go kick a football instead of that dorkass shit
I played Minecraft
storm jungle
opaque coyote
storm jungle
I played Minecraft
true chad
winter vessel
I played Minecraft
based
vagrant fox
beta minecraft was the best version of minecraft it's not just nostalgia
dapper gyro
BfA was a shit expansion.
crystal forum
talk about being a little bit too ostentatious
crystal forum
fruity
rocky gale
The new 40k Blood Angels got no drip because this guy stole it all
plush mason
BfA was a shit expansion.
and then SL dropped and almost killed the whole game
storm jungle
beta minecraft was the best version of minecraft it's not just nostalgia
40k fans be thinking they read the most grimdark books until the Minecraft Cave Noise comes on 💀 
opaque coyote
beta minecraft was the best version of minecraft it's not just nostalgia
Tbh on some level yes but also no.
I definitely would love a mixture of the two.
I do think 1.18 and 1.16 were a good change tho
vagrant fox
I like some superhero stuff but I mainly stick to my favorites tbh
Batman and S...
Hey as long as you have fun, that's the most important part (:
winter vessel
The new 40k Blood Angels got no drip because this guy stole it all
they all pooled it into 1 mini
dapper gyro
Also, WoW is the reason that I don't get to see WC4, because they can't let the horde or the alliance to win.
rocky gale
and the new EC models stole our armour nipples
crystal forum
He stole the trim from all the 40K blood angels combined
this man has all the liberator gold
arctic talon
This is where all the filigree has been going
winter vessel
40k fans be thinking they read the most grimdark books until the Minecraft Cave ...
yes. I made the mistake of playing on peaceful on one server as a kid, and i thought 0_0 tf
opaque coyote
Hey as long as you have fun, that's the most important part (:
Generally I think the worst part about recent updates is how MC doesn't really have much interconnected features with new and old content
opaque coyote
Like it's either kinda neat misc. Things or just like one item
vagrant fox
I don't like hunger systems in games is most of my beef, it's almost always poorly done
crystal forum
oh no he's hot
arctic talon
ngl
Minecraft isn't even my primary block game
my primary block game is terraria
winter vessel
not a bad choice, played that at a cousins house
dapper gyro
2D minecraft you mean?
rocky gale
You know who it reminds me of
opaque coyote
I know Terraria is basically a different game genre wise. Less sandbox, more boss fight/combat oriented
But it does better in terms of interconnected items. With crafting recipes that use older weapons and previous items.
arctic talon
I mean minecraft really isn't that type of game tbh
vagrant fox
My block game is just Dwarf Fortress, I want random carnage
opaque coyote
And even utilities. Shimmer glitter
winter vessel
If I wasn't playing shooter games, this was my most played game on the Xbox 360
vagrant fox
Well it has graphics now, but it used to be all squares I promise
dapper gyro
Pixel game, not block game.
vagrant fox
probably not, closest thing for me
opaque coyote
I don't like hunger systems in games is most of my beef, it's almost always poor...
To be honest I do wonder what MC would be like if it kept the old system of healing
arctic talon
it is a good game
tbh
anyways I like vintage story a lot
because I liked the terra firma craft mod
vagrant fox
To be honest I do wonder what MC would be like if it kept the old system of heal...
I don't know MC anymore, is the old system where you healed from eating?
opaque coyote
I don't know MC anymore, is the old system where you healed from eating?
AKA no passive Regen when you eat food.
I have tried out "true hardcore" mc
Hold on my connection fucking sucks atm
vagrant fox
That's more my speed, but the kids yearn for the crop fields
opaque coyote
Basically food only fills hunger
And the only way you can heal is either potions or golden aplles
Game rules are cool
Probably one the best additions Mojang ever added in general
Allows you to change things like
Creepers destroying blocks, passive health Regen, etc.
Do wish they would do more but eh
Modded MC has kinda replaced MC for me honestly
winter vessel
Basically food only fills hunger
I had so many stacks of 64 bread in my inventory
opaque coyote
I kinda view MC as what it is
A sandbox where you can build and do anything
And that includes the literal game itself
If I want to add guns, I should be able to fucking kill the ender dragon with a minigun
Yk?
gray umbra
Bout to drop this creeper with my diamond glock
winter vessel
I had good times with these two
opaque coyote
Modpacks are pretty good now. Just gonna learn which one is slop
So
Better Minecraft
Pure slop
Don't play
winter vessel
Crazy Craft was fun
vagrant fox
Well I suppose I did switch out Minecraft for Wurm, there's some similarities
gray umbra
Last "minecraft" like game i played was stalcraft 🫠
opaque coyote
Overall I still enjoy MC
I do wish Mojang can get their heads out of their asses tho
Like if anything I'm confused why they don't have a game rule for switching between Bedrock/1.8 combat and current system
Basically Bedrock combat is basically the old combat.
But the shield is activated by crouching
And no Sword blocking
Which is sad
winter vessel
i miss sword blocking
opaque coyote
Still don't understand why there isn't a game rule to switch between the two though
Like for those that like 1.9+ combat, they can keep it default
winter vessel
for all that is new and shiny now in Minecraft. Nothing is more simpler and therapeutic to me than making my plank oak home in the Mountain Biome and mining and creating
opaque coyote
For those that like 1.8 combat, flip on the game rule for 1.8 combat
The fact that isn't added is stupid
Y'know?
opaque coyote
for all that is new and shiny now in Minecraft. Nothing is more simpler and ther...
I like traveling in MC so generally play modpacks based off of that
Although building a house is also fun
winter vessel
i remember making a moat that was just filled with cacti i got from the desert biome
opaque coyote
Rebirth of the Night is one of my favorite modpacks purely because it does loke
One thing
It makes the mobs break blocks
And try to come after you
You have to actually make defenses against mobs since they are dangerous
They also build up btw
winter vessel
they did look kinda creepy
opaque coyote
So yeah imagine the zombies and skeletons being smart enough to mine through walls
And build up to you
And that's what that Modpack does
crystal forum
i play DF until my 14th gen i7 crashes
arctic talon
Modded MC has kinda replaced MC for me honestly
Vintage story replaced terra firmacraft for me
I really enjoy terrafirmacraft but it’s pretty poorly balanced
And also lowkey bullshit at times
green loom
Also, WoW is the reason that I don't get to see WC4, because they can't let the ...
I wouldn't be sure for long
green loom
Microsoft is finally forcing them to do things
arctic talon
Probably dead next expac set
Lol
It’s looking more and more like a corpse
Which is good
green loom
Myeah finally
green loom
I mean the only way to enforce it
Was to make both factions do horrible warcrimes
For no reason
Also they can't decide if they want the Alliance to be a beacon of cooperation or just
Racist
And they can't decide if they want to make the Horde random underdogs or an unstoppable force that wants to murder everyone
Randomly
So I'll be glad to see the extremely artifically enforced divide gone
arctic talon
Was to make both factions do horrible warcrimes
they skipped the alliance warcrimes
unfortunately
both in MoP and BFA
green loom
Who did the world quest
arctic talon
but yeah uh
if they wanted to make both sides look
comparably bad they failed horribly
because Darnasus was uh
green loom
Proportionally worse
arctic talon
was certianly something
green loom
Than everything
arctic talon
the only thing comparable
is the uh
Purge of Dalaraan
except I'm not sure which version is canon
the horde version or the alliance one
because they are presented very differently lol
gray umbra
Listen
green loom
I think the horde version
gray umbra
Those night elves were asking for it
arctic talon
I don't think so
arctic talon
I think the horde version
Silver covenant canonically feeding the corpses of blood elves to crocodiles
gray umbra
Realtalk most wow characters are shit now
arctic talon
gray umbra
Sylvanas in shadowlands
arctic talon
we don't talk about BFA and shadowlands
gray umbra
Honestly even in bfa
green loom
Well they aren't really characters
arctic talon
yeah also that lmao
gray umbra
I still remember reading arthas
green loom
And if you're unlucky you have Christie Golden writing
gray umbra
Every fight is frostmourne breaks weapon, wins fight
green loom
Which uh
gray umbra
🎉
green loom
So to give you an idea
arctic talon
okay jokes aside
green loom
There was enough to make some 80 page document about how awfully WoW handles abuse victims
arctic talon
it is not bad
gray umbra
Dragonflight and current expac has been fun
green loom
I think next expac is going to be really good
gray umbra
I have just been wowpilled for so long i cant stay long enough for end game
green loom
We're still in the transitional cowardly period
arctic talon
its very fun
gray umbra
My peak was 80 percent corruption mastery paladin in bfa
green loom
But they're ramping up a lot of actual nice content instead of just flat raid
arctic talon
I get treated like I'm a horrible person(I probably am)
gray umbra
Or twilight devastation blood dk
arctic talon
and am not trustworthy(I am not)
gray umbra
Good times
arctic talon
anyways
green loom
Okay but
arctic talon
or myself explode
gray umbra
Would submit to xalatoes
arctic talon
my Belf spriest double fucked up lol
first
got the funny knife in legion
then freed the knife in BFA
Horde shadowpriests taking the mega sized L
green loom
They caught on to the memes
green loom
I don't think we get a feet shot in the recent cinematic
opaque coyote
Vintage story replaced terra firmacraft for me
I should try Vintage Story
gray umbra
I played dk in legion and my weapons never had banter with me 😦
arctic talon
Yeah well
it was just Xalatath, the warlock skull and the mage staff right?
Xalatath is the one who yapped the most by far though
arctic talon
I should try Vintage Story
its neat
median star
@dusk patrol top iron hands clan in your opinion
arctic talon
I enjoy the differences from Minecraft and terrafirmacraft it has
gray umbra
I thi k so yeah
dusk patrol
<@333173125028249611> top iron hands clan in your opinion
I like Sorrgol the most personally
arctic talon
God Emperor
dusk patrol
arctic talon
belfs and nightborne should get a racism buff against Arathi
also nelfs I guess
I don't know nelf lore
green loom
I wonder how they'll react to us just having Trollbanes
median star
I like Sorrgol the most personally
worst clan then
dusk patrol
Uh
arctic talon
I wonder how they'll react to us just having Trollbanes
it'll be funny
dusk patrol
worst clan then
Borrgos imo is kinda boring
Their thing is largely just they betrayed the chapter during the Moiraen schism
They don’t have much of a gimmick or thing like most of the clans get
vagrant fox
Their lexicanum entry is kind of short, they really don't have much going for them
dusk patrol
Yeah the Moiraen schism thing is most of their lore, most clans have some kinda like
Thing to them
Like Vurgaan specializes in eliminators and fire support squads
Garrsak use similus chambers to simulate battles and scenarios relentlessly before attacking and stuff
median star
big fan of haarmek personally
dusk patrol
Haarmek is cool too
Also, kinda bored with Raukaan just cause they’re always the focus most of the time
But they’re not bad just
Over focused on
sacred bluff
THEY'RE SO PERFECT
median star
also what is gorgon even supposed to mean i know it was ferrus title but
gray umbra
like from greek mythology
arctic talon
also what is gorgon even supposed to mean i know it was ferrus title but
because he was ugly
that was the joke
arctic talon
Fulgrim said it as a joke
median star
was he actually ugly or was it just fulgrim being fulgrim saying it comparatively
gray umbra
he was an ugly
arctic talon
he wasn't a looker
but Fulgrim said it comparatively
I wouldn't call ferrus extremely ugly tbh
winter vessel
not the best, but definitely okay compared to ol Morty
gray umbra
primarchs are divided into femboys, handsome rugged guy and then mountain people
gray umbra
THEY'RE SO PERFECT
my precious palico
dapper gyro
Can you place the primarches in each category for me?
dusk patrol
was he actually ugly or was it just fulgrim being fulgrim saying it comparativel...
It was mostly cause he was like
“Uncultured”
He and Fulgrim had a bad first encounter
Ferrus was blunt and didn’t care about niceties, Fulgrim was the opposite
They bonded over mutual craftsmanship pursuits
gray umbra
they became friends over a smithing contest right
dusk patrol
The name stuck though
gray umbra
Can you place the primarches in each category for me?
no im not gay
dusk patrol
It ironically has nothing to do with him being from a planet called Medusa
median star
They bonded over mutual craftsmanship pursuits
so why didnt either have similar relationships to vulkan or pert
dusk patrol
so why didnt either have similar relationships to vulkan or pert
Ferrus was on good terms with Vulkan largely
dusk patrol
No one liked Perturabo cause he was a dork
sacred bluff
my precious palico
LOL
dapper gyro
I’ve been loading the tutorial for rivals for like, 30 minutes
What system are you playing on? It looks like you have issue with some games.
rose thorn
Pc
I don’t know computers, my partner put my computer stats in a website and said it might work
Holy shit it loaded
winter vessel
not the same primarch, but looking at this version artwork of Rogal Dorn, My man's bicep is bigger than his head, holy
rose thorn
Fuck if I know it’s a laptop
gray umbra
oh das prolly why
gray umbra
are your fans screaming
dapper gyro
Oh well, there is not much to do about it.
gray umbra
oh
rose thorn
It’s very very pretty even at minimum stays tho
dapper gyro
I hope that you can enjoy the game.
dusk patrol
not the same primarch, but looking at this version artwork of Rogal Dorn, My ma...
Primarchs were yoked
rose thorn
I shoudla shoudl shave gone to the esport center ;~;
gray umbra
dusk patrol
No
vagrant fox
not the same primarch, but looking at this version artwork of Rogal Dorn, My ma...
I don't know why the hammer seems so comically small, it isn't even
rose thorn
Had to hard restart my computer it was so bad
dusk patrol
Dogshit artist, all their faces are the same
gray umbra
anime face syndrom
gray umbra
dusk patrol
Oh wow I’m shocked
Another primarch with massive tits
Damn what a shock
I’m sure they don’t have a NSFW Patreon where they’re all naked
With the exact same body and a few different features and faces
gray umbra
from your response it sounds like they do
dapper gyro
All leg armour, but the toes are exposed for some reason...
dusk patrol
It infested so many discords and whatever for awhile
Yeah that kinda shit
It’s just lazy gooner bait
gray umbra
massive hip armor
winter vessel
They in fact do
You checked? You a patreon member or did it through kemono?
dusk patrol
I haven’t checked but people have posted some before
It’s also just like, I don’t even need to
It’s the classic NSFW Patreon art
I don’t even blame them, but it’s just tiresome
winter vessel
The “GF” subreddit is a mess, they keep adding new things that make it more complex
dusk patrol
Gooners pay the bills
vagrant fox
I forgot there's a whole subreddit for it
dusk patrol
The “GF” subreddit is a mess, they keep adding new things that make it more comp...
Also how they dance around the incest aspect of it
dusk patrol
I forgot there's a whole subreddit for it
Yeah and it’s not small lol
It’s just, idk
gray umbra
im still a fan of this art style
dusk patrol
You do you I guess but
spare osprey
Fuckin hate this guy
gray umbra
is he a dick
vagrant fox
Man google titty and crank your hog
dusk patrol
im still a fan of this art style
See and some artists do the genderswapped ones with like
winter vessel
I forgot there's a whole subreddit for it
I joined the discord to see what it’s like. It’s uh…something
dusk patrol
A more realistic less gooner bait style
rose thorn
I know I can run modern apex on my laptop but probably because it’s been optimized
dusk patrol
And that I can respect more
spare osprey
Why does angron have hair, why does Horus have hair, why does Vulkan have hair, why do alpharius and omegon have hair
And WHY
dusk patrol
Man google titty and crank your hog
Basically lol, I just don’t get why you’d wanna jerk off to gender swapped primarchs specifically
spare osprey
do you make gooner art of young primarchs
dusk patrol
But whatever I guess
spare osprey
wtf is wrong with you
winter vessel
Also how they dance around the incest aspect of it
It’s funny cus that’s where a lot of em were drawing the line, but you ain’t enforcing what’s allowed and what’s not in that Reddit
dusk patrol
do you make gooner art of young primarchs
Oh god the pedo bait stuff
dapper gyro
I know I can run modern apex on my laptop but probably because it’s been optimiz...
Marvel Rivals has bad optimization, it's nothing new.
gray umbra
oh i thought u were talking about the last one i posted
genderswap has been around for a while
its weird
gray umbra
i didnt see that one
winter vessel
The weirdest thing they do is Lorgar where they make it sound like the fem version of her was sexually abused by Kor Phaeron and Erebus
gray umbra
oh
vagrant fox
The weirdest thing they do is Lorgar where they make it sound like the fem versi...
what in tarnation
dapper gyro
Why people...
winter vessel
what in tarnation<:angymorrow:1062670568916267038>
Yeah
dapper gyro
Even if you do it, keep it to yourself, you don't need to show the world.
dusk patrol
Doesn’t shock me
gray umbra
magical 3000 year old girl
winter vessel
Loli being more normalized by freaks online too
I was more shocked when a teacher in the USA was trying to make pedophilia into a sexuality. “MINORS ATTRACTED PERSON(s)”or MAP(s)
gray umbra
yeah no those people go into the woodchipper
dapper gyro
Friern is enjoyable and doesn't have much of the bullshit tags.
winter vessel
Fargo style
gray umbra
i just have a rule to avoid anything that stars child looking female characters