they can honestly just replace that with their own energy
#40k-lore-chat
spare osprey
Carnifex hunting?
queen laurel
2 xenos books
that's what i'm saying
rose thorn
yeah
queen laurel
Carnifex hunting?
you don't even remember?
i'm hurt
rose thorn
a dark eldar book got top 3
spare osprey
you don't even remember?
i'm hurt
I’m gonna be so honest with you
I don’t remember what I had for dinner two days ago
rose thorn
and i think uh, dilaris had some not great things to say about the gav thrope book
queen laurel
I’m gonna be so honest with you
i'm kidding i'm kidding
no worries i'm messing with you
queen laurel
and i think uh, dilaris had some not great things to say about the gav thrope bo...
yeah
spare osprey
no worries i'm messing with you
I know lolol
queen laurel
it was as boring as watching vanilla ice cream melt
spare osprey
We talking the gav votaan book?
I actually haven’t heard anything about it, which feels damning in its own way
arctic talon
and i think uh, dilaris had some not great things to say about the gav thrope bo...
It’s mid
As fuck
rose thorn
its uber boring and just exists to give votann lore
arctic talon
It’s fine
rose thorn
from what i heard
rose thorn
im still upset skaventide hasnt gotten on the list
arctic talon
It’s for 40K
rose thorn
The votes for the Black Library Book of the Year have closed after many thousands of you chimed in – and what a year it’s been! We’ve had a variety of xenos both as antagonists and protagonists, plenty of intrigue and action from the Imperium, and aftershocks felt across the Mortal Realms as the Skaven achieved their grand plan.
queen laurel
Wait nvm
i am sorry to inform you but it's for all black library books
and AOS once again got shafted
arctic talon
and AOS once again got shafted
Less popular system moment
rose thorn
they did this last time aos and 40k was combined for model votes
rose thorn
also i have no lcue who read deathworlder
also i assume lazarus is from dark angel brain rot
rose thorn
yay
queen laurel
yeah DIls herself says it's pretty good
arctic talon
Imo high Kahl’s path
rose thorn
also never even heard of interceptor city
arctic talon
And the uh
arctic talon
also never even heard of interceptor city
It is extremely good lol
rose thorn
oh okay
rose thorn
i heard spear of faith was good but iveo nly heard from sister players
queen laurel
The one deserving of first place
yeah it's definitely better than siege at least
arctic talon
I’m sad Dominion Genesis didn’t end up on the list
queen laurel
ugh
queen laurel
Krieg Grots
arctic talon
Not deserving of number 1 from a quality standpoint imo lol
rose thorn
krieg brain rot prob
queen laurel
Not deserving of number 1 from a quality standpoint imo lol
yeah it's definitely not the worst it's just mid
arctic talon
Nah
It’s better then mid
It’s actually good
I just think it’s pacing is
Not good at all
arctic talon
i heard spear of faith was good but iveo nly heard from sister players
It’s good
rose thorn
i sitll dont know how queen of knives got so many votes
arctic talon
It’s extremely good if you like sisters
queen laurel
i sitll dont know how queen of knives got so many votes
it's a classic brooks book designed to cater to the factions fans
it does it's job and it's pretty fun
rose thorn
all 6 drukhari players really voted
rose thorn
all6 witch players
rose thorn
oh fr
queen laurel
all 6 drukhari players really voted
you're offending larmoth mags jeez
arctic talon
The name does a lot imo
Also it helps leilith is like
Kind of a big character who hasn’t gotten lore in
years
queen laurel
The name does a lot imo
yeah and he probably single handedly skyrocketed ork popularity with his character Ulfthak
rose thorn
oh nice
arctic talon
She went from extremely boring to less boring
queen laurel
She went from extremely boring to less boring
and apparently he gave her a girlfriend
rose thorn
you know something weird
arctic talon
yeah hold on i need some dark eldar scissors
Fuck you curse of xu wu armor
rose thorn
Fuck you curse of xu wu armor
peak male armor
queen laurel
Fuck you curse of xu wu armor
bro that does not work on me
arctic talon
peak male armor
lol
arctic talon
But yeah the leilith book isn’t bad
rose thorn
wiat didnt a necron book release last year
arctic talon
No
queen laurel
But yeah the leilith book isn’t bad
it's your average brooks book
rose thorn
oh okay
arctic talon
That was 2023
queen laurel
fun and that's his job
rose thorn
ah
rose thorn
oh
arctic talon
If you’re taking about infinite
rose thorn
i really wanna see waht warhammer book has sold the most
arctic talon
And the divine
queen laurel
Nvm
my faction canonically smears shit on itself
i would probably look better on that
queen laurel
Well
yes surprisingly 10th edition ork codex lore is pretty fun
same with orruk warclans forth edition battletome
rose thorn
my faction canonically smears shit on itself
reminds me of the skaven shit cannon
queen laurel
reminds me of the skaven shit cannon
orks have vehicles so old it uses dung for combustion
queen laurel
the hell
it's only really apparent on snake bite lore so no
worries
the tribal orks
rose thorn
oh okay
queen laurel
oh okay
yeah the orks that use
a lot of squigs and are boomers
most orks would trick out their vehicles with more fancy stuff
rose thorn
whihc towa looks betta
im so glad this comes on a base size so we cna kitbash our own
its on a 100mm base
queen laurel
the lore blurbs on these are great
rose thorn
i havent read them
i really like the rules tho
oh yeah i shoudl pick up two of uh
these guys
they are pretty good in kruleboyz atm
they ahve a rgimetn of renown
queen laurel
oh yeah i shoudl pick up two of uh
what did they do for the kruleboyz
rose thorn
what did they do for the kruleboyz
its really good cav, they work really well with kragnos
kruleboyz meta is running as little kruleboyz as you can
rose thorn
yeah
but it works lore wise
kruleboyz love mercanries
the mawgrunta one and the wolf rider one arepretty good
i imagine when ogors' drop, if they have a monster or cav RoR it would be amazing
uhg i need it so bad
queen laurel
uhg i need it so bad
man i got reminded of how funny gobsprakk has
rose thorn
falling in lvoe with kruleboyz all over agai
queen laurel
a funky condition
queen laurel
4th ed lore is great
arctic talon
I like trees
queen laurel
oh?
apparently he has perpetual heartburn because he ate a phoenix
this bastard decided to eat a firebird
rose thorn
LMAO
outer wave
Amazing
raven stone
this bastard decided to eat a firebird
I guess the guy liked his fried chicken a bit too much
queen laurel
I guess the guy liked his fried chicken a bit too much
He went for the extra spicy
lament shoal
Guys how do I teach my gf about warhammer lore without making her head explode like an untrained psyker
queen laurel
Guys how do I teach my gf about warhammer lore without making her head explode l...
Why would you make her suffer like that dude what did she do to you
dusk patrol
Well as long as she’s not a complete idiot I trust she’ll understand
If she is…there’s a good chance she’ll still get it fine
storm jungle
Well as long as she’s not a complete idiot I trust she’ll understand
I mean
i feel like you need to be kind of an idiot to be in warhammer tbh
lets not talk too highly of ourselves here lol
dusk patrol
Not me
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Warhammer lore
And I can’t remember the rest of the copy pasta
tough haven
Guys how do I teach my gf about warhammer lore without making her head explode l...
Go very shallow but broad into the lore
explain a bit about the basic setting, then check in if she wants to keep going
then just keep going like that by degrees in whatever direction she seems interested in
queen laurel
Also reminder that 40k is wide as ocean deep as a puddle
Be simple with it straight to the point
tough haven
What I mean is dont immediately go into what the 4th company of ultramarines had for breakfast on this planet on this day
storm jungle
Once you understand the general lore yeah its not that difficult
tough haven
or whatever the fuck deep SM lore is
storm jungle
getting the fundementals just takes awhile 💀
dusk patrol
Is his girlfriend a chinchilla?
green loom
dapper gyro
Look cute, can I eat it?
crystal forum
just keep in mind that he is suffering every second he's awake. he can't even feel the touch of skin on his and that's one of the things that make dreads so melancholic
green loom
Wow they're just like me fr
storm jungle
too true
dusk patrol
remote widget
As a funny: These are still canon as a fairly plentiful unit, according to eisenhorn book 2
crystal forum
As a funny: These are still canon as a fairly plentiful unit, according to eisen...
I WANT THIS NOW
screw horses i want float bike
hallow plover
Eisenhorn 2 is from like
yea, the book's even written in black and white
raven stone
As a funny: These are still canon as a fairly plentiful unit, according to eisen...
In b4 this shows up for Solar Aux
dapper gyro
You kids wouldnt get it
Yes, grandma, time to take your med.
winter vessel
dusk patrol
Hold still while I shove my cane up your ass
storm jungle
<:butt:624994070988587008>
🦯
dusk patrol
rocky gale
😳
rose thorn
Insane that they didn’t give EC a cultist equivalent, ie tzaangors/poxwalkers/jakals
rocky gale
Just wait Slaangors incoming
rose thorn
But there is slaangor models
winter vessel
Insane that they didn’t give EC a cultist equivalent, ie tzaangors/poxwalkers/ja...
This would be their equivalent
winter vessel
Man’s been waiting his whole life for this moment
arctic talon
Insane that they didn’t give EC a cultist equivalent, ie tzaangors/poxwalkers/ja...
They’re the drugs lining the EC’s belts/j
rose thorn
Lol
My only worry is that it would be uber horny
But also stay unqiue from hedonites of slaanesh
winter vessel
I'd like to imagine they have lots of scarring or self mutilation for their sensations
and something to do with black leather i guess
winter vessel
boutta say the "Slaanesh Punch Bowl" at parties but it doesn't need to be spiked
winter vessel
these worshippers be drinking Gamer Supps, Prince of Pleasure mix
rose thorn
LMAO
winter vessel
cus man, those who got their own G supps have interesting infusions
arctic talon
My only worry is that it would be uber horny
Nah that’s not EC’s ballpark
Hedonites has the sexy thing
Lol
rose thorn
yeah but i imagine they are pressured to satisify the reddit brainrot
storm jungle
god the AOS slaanesh models are so good
dusk patrol
They’re more of the drugs and Rock n Roll part
rose thorn
if they are all 90s punk id love it
rose thorn
god the AOS slaanesh models are so good
FR
dusk patrol
They look like Link is gonna dress in drag to sneak around them
rose thorn
i think hellstrdiers should no longer exist tho
winter vessel
Slaaneshi Cultist reveal
storm jungle
I mean what
storm jungle
Slaaneshi Cultist reveal
Rockstar office ahhh
rocky gale
Deploy the Rita Repulsa
dusk patrol
Slaaneshi Cultist reveal
What in the Saints Row mission
winter vessel
https://tenor.com/view/ugh-im-better-than-you-peasant-conceited-cocky-gif-15746635 just use a purple filter and we got our cultist
winter vessel
this right here, is my favorite screenshot when i watched the film
rose thorn
https://tenor.com/view/ugh-im-better-than-you-peasant-conceited-cocky-gif-157466...
thats bsiacllay hednoites tbh
hedonites
god
winter vessel
hednoice
dusk patrol
The massive army of slaves holding his temple up really ties it together
arctic talon
yeah but i imagine they are pressured to satisify the reddit brainrot
They are not
dusk patrol
Slannesh does do the sexy thing, it’s just not all there is
arctic talon
Community sentiment doesn’t effect GW’s mini production at all tbh
arctic talon
Also EC are like
dusk patrol
Says you
storm jungle
the only sex shit they have is like uhhh
the leather straps and shit
otherwise its all helldivers
I MEAN
hellraisers
FUCK
winter vessel
They’re all fucking freak shows
me when i refer to Gaming Journalists
arctic talon
dusk patrol
rose thorn
Cursed City
what happened to cursed city?
rocky gale
otherwise its all helldivers
storm jungle
Oh yeah dont forget the fucking-
arctic talon
me when i refer to Gaming Journalists
green loom
They look like Link is gonna dress in drag to sneak around them
Doesn't he just crossdress
storm jungle
80's BDSM codpiece
celest dome
what happened to cursed city?
Iirc, quite good reception, but was produced in to few numbers and then dropped
arctic talon
It was high production value + cost
dusk patrol
Doesn't he just crossdress
Drag is not exclusively Ru Paul
rose thorn
Iirc, quite good reception, but was produced in to few numbers and then dropped
really? it got like 3 expansions not ocunting white dwarf stuff
storm jungle
then re-released it
green loom
Okay no you're right actually
rose thorn
and it jsut got a warhammer tv show
storm jungle
Yeah pretty much.
also it wasnt even normal sales
it was scalpers
which was even more funny
rose thorn
oh
storm jungle
yeah it looked really bad
green loom
It was the height of the scalper craze right
storm jungle
Mood.
but yeah i remember not being able to go in any direction without hearing about how amost every release was getting scalped
which is nuts
it got better thankfulyl
dusk patrol
https://tenor.com/view/snatched-snatch-wig-scalp-gif-9652044
Me with scalpers
rose thorn
now only 40k get scalped to hell lmao
arctic talon
Nah
winter vessel
rose thorn
OH YEAH
arctic talon
It’s always books
dusk patrol
Everything does
storm jungle
people scalp books?
arctic talon
Yeah
storm jungle
seriously
humble shoal
people scalp books?
Yes
dusk patrol
They’ve done some stuff to try to stop it
arctic talon
It’s really obnoxious
storm jungle
oh right paperback idiots
rose thorn
did you see that guy's warehouse oclleciton of books
storm jungle
me who gets epub
humble shoal
HH books got scalped
storm jungle
dusk patrol
Like limited amount of things you can buy and verification and stuff
humble shoal
The leatherback ones
storm jungle
HH books got scalped
good
dusk patrol
But it’s not perfect
winter vessel
I kinda like hard copies. cus then i can beat someone with it
storm jungle
HH books are also actually really smart to scalp, because people will legit buy them in droves
never thought about that actually
guh-
storm jungle
No I just figured out 30k fans buy anything
dusk patrol
Here you go
storm jungle
arctic talon
Capcom gives a monster a Chinese name, armor comes from it is Arabic inspired. What did they mean by this
winter vessel
in fact, i think my Sister who gifted me the entire collection of Harry Potter books came in a box set, so i have an arsenal of blunt weapons
humble shoal
Gluppus Shittolus of the 69th Legion getting his own book
Bought 5 copies
storm jungle
Explain yourself
green loom
Capcom gives a monster a Chinese name, armor comes from it is Arabic inspired. W...
Silk road?
arctic talon
What is there to explain
hallow saddle
just finished watching a 48 hour lore video about him
winter vessel
Capcom gives a monster a Chinese name, armor comes from it is Arabic inspired. W...
the winter summer catalogue for fashion
storm jungle
just finished watching a 48 hour lore video about him
winter vessel
The monster is called Xu Wu
snirk
dusk patrol
Capcom gives a monster a Chinese name, armor comes from it is Arabic inspired. W...
They wanted to make them double villainous
Duh
storm jungle
"inspired"
rose thorn
my partner wants to play combat patrol, the only one that looks fun is demons
winter vessel
YEP
grim bolt
just keep in mind that he is suffering every second he's awake. he can't even fe...
yeah of course, he doesn't like being a dreadnought, its aweful in ways he can never truly describe, but he tries to focus on what little has then what vast things he doesn't hate. it makes the pain only a little less terrible
arctic talon
"inspired"
Wtf do you want me to say lol
rose thorn
how fucked am i
outer wave
Gluppus Shittolus of the 69th Legion getting his own book
I hope they talk about his brother a bit more, Schlurmpa Dicktitius. He was such a cool character.
storm jungle
Wtf do you want me to say lol
arctic talon
Daemons patrol is good
rose thorn
ah okay
storm jungle
I hope they talk about his brother a bit more, Schlurmpa Dicktitius. He was such...
He'll get his own consul model next week
rose thorn
i need to pick it up for my khrone anwyay
outer wave
YES FINALLY, SCHLURMPA MODEL!!!!
rose thorn
i dont know how i woke up with a khronearmy
arctic talon
<:bog:910632072857669652>
rose thorn
i have liek 1k points of khorne and i dont know how
outer wave
Did you just
arctic talon
She sleep bought
outer wave
Like get drunk last night and woke up with 2k less in your bank account?
rose thorn
i was looking though my stuff and found the old khorne bloodtide and khorne demons start collecitng
winter vessel
wake up in a queen bed, and there's just a pile of Khorne minis on one side
dusk patrol
Crohne getting a model is gonna fuel my copium for an Autek Mor model for years
Oh yeah
rose thorn
wake up in a queen bed, and there's just a pile of Khorne minis on one side
basically
dusk patrol
That’s a good hit
storm jungle
wake up in a queen bed, and there's just a pile of Khorne minis on one side
The fate of all mini-buyers
their wallet gains its own brain after a certain threshold
dusk patrol
This stash is gonna last years
rose thorn
it was safter i bought the warcry warband, because the chaos petplay box goes crazy
storm jungle
the WHAT
rose thorn
yeah the khorne petplay box
young pecan
||Poor chastener Fischig lost half his body 
||
celest dome
Hounds of Kharanak ?
rose thorn
yup
young pecan
Eisenhorn ^
arctic talon
yeah the khorne petplay box
Awfcul
rose thorn
celest dome
Claw
arctic talon
Banned from talking
celest dome
storm jungle
💀 damn
celest dome
These guys at least aren't, bad...
rose thorn
but its really fun in aos
dusk patrol
||Poor chastener Fischig lost half his body <:sad:896273616046534676>||
Well at least he’s not dead
dusk patrol
they get buffs for being near dogs
rose thorn
SAUHFUHGUHG
dapper gyro
Lol, for every step, their claws hit the ground. Would be awkward to run.
young pecan
Well at least he’s not dead
He was awesome for as much screen time as he had
Like his development from overbearing asshole to a companion
dusk patrol
He’s a good un
arctic talon
celest dome
Honestly I'd love to see other Cultist do similar things, but I have no idea what other Daemons would work for it
rose thorn
they score crits on 5+ when near dogs
rose thorn
and have cirts 2 hits
dusk patrol
Eisenhorn ain’t a small dude already
rose thorn
so its good
rose thorn
isnt this from the robocop videogame?
outer wave
Me when mid 2010s FPS
dusk patrol
Fischig probably had at least a couple confirmed kills with his jaw
dusk patrol
isnt this from the robocop videogame?
storm jungle
i mean i dont blame her
rocky gale
Caucasian Thanos
dusk patrol
You have the right to take my foot up your ass
storm jungle
the clothing is a bit too generic sci-fi
lol
the microscopic purity seal doesnt help either
rose thorn
storm jungle
Yeah its the padding
rose thorn
lmao
dusk patrol
He’s a space cop, whose a hardass, of course his “normal” clothes are gonna be boring
arctic talon
Cyberpunk Red npc lookin ass
storm jungle
^
rose thorn
Cyberpunk Red npc lookin ass
LMAOOOO
storm jungle
Rivers....
dusk patrol
(Also it’s fanart but I digress)
rose thorn
ohhhhhhh
dusk patrol
Rivers....
Rivers issue is he dresses like a gay icon
dusk patrol
I wish Rivers was more generic cop
arctic talon
Rivers issue is he’s boring as shit
storm jungle
his plot less so
dusk patrol
He’d probably be more interesting
rose thorn
they are the most cop uniforms ever
storm jungle
is it because hes asian
dusk patrol
that outfit doesnt protect Murphy at all
I mean do you see how long it took for him to die
arctic talon
is it because hes asian
Oh what his partner no
storm jungle
I mean do you see how long it took for him to die
💀 💀 💀
arctic talon
I’m just saying if they made rivers a corrupt prick
I’d like Him more
He’s too likeable
arctic talon
Which is bad
storm jungle
yeah but corrupt cops are boring as non-corrupt ones
rose thorn
LMAO
dusk patrol
Like ok Verhoven we get it, this gang is insane
dusk patrol
arctic talon
NCPIGs GTFO
storm jungle
https://makeagif.com/i/eiCvSg
the most unrealistic part of the movie, the cops should be doing this to the CRIMINALS
preferably after an acorn fell on their cruiser
dusk patrol
That comes later smh
rose thorn
i dont even remember robocop's stance on cop violence
storm jungle
Uh there wasnt any
rose thorn
all i remember is the remake was terrrible
storm jungle
it was mostly corpo shit
rose thorn
lmao
storm jungle
yeah the movie doesnt focus on the cop stuff much, it just shows them as underpaid and struggling
winter vessel
the only "police" force that's got me to fear besides Dredd in futuristic setting
rocky gale
I need to get back to playing Cyberpunk
dusk patrol
Tbh the remake wasn’t that bad, it had some good stuff, but it wasn’t as good
arctic talon
the only "police" force that's got me to fear besides Dredd in futuristic settin...
Tbf maxtac are literally cyberpsychos
dusk patrol
I liked the body horror aspect it did
arctic talon
They’re called the psycho squad because they both are psychos and kill psychos
dusk patrol
dapper gyro
that outfit doesnt protect Murphy at all
Anti stab/blunt vest, to be fair, most police in not USA only needs that.
rose thorn
https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-maxtac-cyberpunk-max-tac-cyberpunk-anime-studio...
WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK
dusk patrol
Max Tac don’t fuck around
rose thorn
i didnt realize max tac was the cops
winter vessel
Max Tac don’t fuck around
It's why i like em, how do you stop one unhinged motherfucker from going on a killing spree? Use a squad of Unhinged Motherfuckers to take care of it
dusk patrol
And the dude he’s killing was a special forces dude
dusk patrol
It's why i like em, how do you stop one unhinged motherfucker from going on a ki...
I used the psychos to kill the psychos
arctic talon
MaxTac are genuinely the most unhinged and psychopathic cops
dusk patrol
They’re great
arctic talon
They’re pretty much kept cooped up
99% of the time
Because they would absolutely murder people for looking at them wrong
rose thorn
does uh, max tac and the doctor cops get into conflicts with each other?
dusk patrol
Also if they take someone alive they “rehab” them and use them to take down other psychos
lament shoal
the only "police" force that's got me to fear besides Dredd in futuristic settin...
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"
dapper gyro
There is that robotcop game that is very interesting. Too bad it was released at the same time as DG3.
dusk patrol
You meet the girl from the original Cyberpunk trailer in the game as a Max Tac officer
arctic talon
does uh, max tac and the doctor cops get into conflicts with each other?
Trauma team doesn’t cover cyberpsychos anymore
So no
rose thorn
oh fair
winter vessel
MaxTac are genuinely the most unhinged and psychopathic cops
after the updates with PL, I actually went from a "Fight or Flight" reaction to a "uh...Fight? nah just Flight"
arctic talon
MaxTac’s job is to kill cyberpsychos
Or to remove big issues normal cops can’t deal with
dusk patrol
With how destructive they can be too, they’re super necessary
rose thorn
if only there was some kind of,,, tabletop game for cyberpunk,,,,
dusk patrol
You need people with insane augmetics to deal with how wild these augmetics can get
arctic talon
Tbh the lack of a proper maxtac net runner in 2077 is a shame
The field net runner is cool
dusk patrol
Yeah
dusk patrol
They’re better now but I wish we saw more of their wild stuff in the game
storm jungle
does uh, max tac and the doctor cops get into conflicts with each other?
if MaxTac shows up the police units stay back and let them have at it, their entire job is to kill cyberpsychos, they are essentially the upper version of a SWAT team.
winter vessel
still a nice little callback to the reveal trailer where Melissa Rory ended being "recruited" into the MaxTac force when you do that Jinguji side quest
storm jungle
iirc even in the game like when a MaxTac dropship shows up uhhh
you can hear the cop radio say all units to stand back
storm jungle
and like get clear, which is intimidating as shit
arctic talon
dusk patrol
Yeah they’re the scorched earth option
rose thorn
storm jungle
now watch edgerunners maggie
rose thorn
shit cyberpunk gto good lore
rose thorn
now watch edgerunners maggie
i did
storm jungle
guh
dusk patrol
winter vessel
https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-edgerunners-rebecca-cyberpunk-adam-smasher-your...
hydraulic presser vs doll moment
arctic talon
Maxtac would be scarier
Now granted they’re already horrifying
But it would be funny
arctic talon
Anyways Johnny Silverhand is my favorite corporate backed cyberpsycho terrorist
lament shoal
i quit because im sick of 15 minute load times
What platform did you play it on
arctic talon
rose thorn
What platform did you play it on
pc
rose thorn
im also just terrible at shooting games
dusk patrol
winter vessel
two factions that i wished i could work with. but can't
dusk patrol
And he’s quite good at it
storm jungle
I legit love how he just shows up
and kills like half the main cast
god its so fucking good
arctic talon
dusk patrol
It’s a great “you’re out of your depth buddy” moment
arctic talon
You’re not that guy
storm jungle
they are talking about him
and the camera pans
and hes just sitting in the corner
💀
arctic talon
I’M THAT GUY
lament shoal
dapper gyro
I thought that PL would show some NUSA SF soldiers since it was involved with the president.
dusk patrol
He’s like borderline bored too the entire show until the end
winter vessel
it did him justice. he had that aura of Darth Vader showing up at the end of Jedi Fallen Order. where it becomes "run or hide. he's still gonna get ya"
arctic talon
I do like how calm smasher looks
arctic talon
I thought that PL would show some NUSA SF soldiers since it was involved with th...
I agree
dusk patrol
When he admits he had a little fun
storm jungle
him saying David would even make an "interesting construct" is like THE highest compliment, even V didnt reach that level
dusk patrol
Yeah I wish we got to see some of the absolute craziest stuff but
rose thorn
https://youtu.be/Z6saR_Anwwc?si=46mvOcugzukMWtqV
fallout 4 has the funniest faction dynamics
arctic talon
Also can’t believe they got rid of the original Meyers design from launch
Where she had blue hair
arctic talon
Anyways did you know that one of the Arasaka grandchildren
storm jungle
I mean what
arctic talon
Has a bunch of people with animal ears
dusk patrol
I really wanna see Morgan Blackhand in a game, I hope they can actually get Clooney to play him
arctic talon
Working for her
winter vessel
New Meyers is hot as hell, total milf too <:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
on that, we are agreed
rose thorn
'i hate slavery' 'i hate slaves' 'i hate freedom' 'Wow i love helping people :3'
arctic talon
Oh new Meyers is super hot lol
dusk patrol
on that, we are agreed
rocky gale
Only Cybermilf I need
dusk patrol
When Johnny keeps saying “Fuck the NUSA!”….
winter vessel
Only Cybermilf I need
true, despite being a one night stand. a VERY intimate one night stand, and you got the only weapon i would ever use besides the katana
rocky gale
Stout is good but why not both
Because after her I've got to stay chaste for Judy
arctic talon
We should show Saburo Arasaka this image of his granddaughter so he dies of a stroke
dusk patrol
Judy smoody
rose thorn
WHAT THE FUCK IS TAHT
winter vessel
We should show Saburo Arasaka this image of his granddaughter so he dies of a st...
ah yes, Danger Gal's Puma squad
arctic talon
WHAT THE FUCK IS TAHT
Wdym what the fuck is that
lament shoal
New Meyers is hot as hell, total milf too <:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
WE STAN PANAM IN THIS HOUSE
rose thorn
Wdym what the fuck is that
what is this esports team
dusk patrol
I wanna fuck Arasaka’s granddaughter, why can’t we do that smh
That would be the real flex
arctic talon
It’s Michiko Arasaka’s murder company detective agency of women with animal ears
arctic talon
What
winter vessel
I wanna fuck Arasaka’s granddaughter, why can’t we do that smh
Honestly, i Like Michiko's Red Appearance than 2077 her
dusk patrol
Also fun fact, she had a fling with Adam Smasher at one point
arctic talon
She’s using a generic NPC face
dusk patrol
To show how insane she is
winter vessel
Not good in 2077
it is ROUGH, man
rose thorn
cna you join them in cyberpunk 2077?
storm jungle
dont forget
arctic talon
No
storm jungle
he also was using his Elvis module
rose thorn
damn shit game
storm jungle
Adam cannot stop being based
arctic talon
I mean
dusk patrol
Sexy blonde Elvis
winter vessel
bonus
dusk patrol
rose thorn
arctic talon
You already fail the pre requisite by not having animal ears
rose thorn
damn
arctic talon
Either flesh or metal
rocky gale
he also was using his Elvis module
arctic talon
LOL
rose thorn
i just wanan cosplay as a bug in cyberpunk 2077
winter vessel
damn shit game
yeah, was upset you couldn't really align yourself to help certain factions. like when they showed off the Tyger Claws, I wanted to work with them
dapper gyro
WE STAN PANAM IN THIS HOUSE
Panam is a child. You might get trouble for going out with an under age person.
winter vessel
Michiko: bites lip
dusk patrol
He needs blonde hair smh
storm jungle
GYATT
lament shoal
Panam is a child. You might get trouble for going out with an under age person.
What are you talking about
winter vessel
She doesn’t talk at all
she kinda does when Saburo's construct appears on table
arctic talon
Idk, I wish her hair was different
Is all I guess
Or her outfit was a suit still
Idk
lament shoal
Panam is a grown ass woman what
arctic talon
yeah, was upset you couldn't really align yourself to help certain factions. lik...
I mean, they are extremely racist lol
lament shoal
Are you confusing her with someone else?
dusk patrol
Panam is a child. You might get trouble for going out with an under age person.
If she’s a child then call Chris Hansen on me buddy
rocky gale
My main problem with 2077 is I love the Mantis blades, but their actual ingame design doesn't please me at all
vagrant fox
It's probably that Panam has the emotional maturity of a six year old
dusk patrol
Cause I’m gonna go to jail for life
winter vessel
The Moxes were as close as you can get to a "allied" faction, who pretty much don't do anything else after Act 1, sides Helping Judy with taking Clouds
lament shoal
@dapper gyro dude she's 33 years old
lament shoal
<@151389335877451776> dude she's 33 years old
Fym "child"
arctic talon
Are the Santiago’s, sixth street and the moxes
Tyger claws are too insular and xenophobic
rocky gale
Like I hate the jagged parts and the gameplay of them doesn't vibe with me
arctic talon
Maelstrom are uh
Maelstrom
And the animals require bio modding which the game doesn’t let you do
lament shoal
Maelstrom are uh
Its on sight with them for me
arctic talon
So get fucked
dusk patrol
I do like how the Voodoo Boys are just pieces of shit the whole time and there’s not really a good ending with them, they use you and use you
lament shoal
On fucking sight
arctic talon
Over the Tyger claws casual racism
Tbf
Net watch is like
About as unevil as a large Corp gets
dusk patrol
A very necessary evil
dusk patrol
They are trying to prevent the collapse of society
dapper gyro
<@151389335877451776> dude she's 33 years old
She acts like a child.
winter vessel
Maelstrom
those guys are on sight, next to Scavs. you'll see me driving in Watson, i see some of those dudes chilling, activates Hellhound's Weapon System
lament shoal
She acts like a child.
That doesn't make her a child buddy
arctic talon
Oh yeah the Nomads
Also ngl it’s funny they gloss over all the shady shit the Aldecaldos do
They literally do human trafficking
LOL
winter vessel
They literally do human trafficking
players who prop them up as the best faction for the best ending
dapper gyro
That doesn't make her a child buddy
Seems like you don't understand sarcasm.
arctic talon
The aldecaldos also do a bunch of other shady shit
dusk patrol
Look she checks out well enough for me on the chart
lament shoal
@dapper gyro I do, i just think your sarcasm is dumb and silly
arctic talon
But the human trafficking and drug trade part is
winter vessel
Are the Santiago’s, sixth street and the moxes
do you mean Valentinos?
storm jungle
you can talk about sexy game characters like normal people
arctic talon
do you mean Valentinos?
Yeah
storm jungle
no need to fight
rose thorn
Look she checks out well enough for me on the chart
'red heads' what year as this made
rocky gale
rose thorn
2009?
lament shoal
<:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
Sorry the commissar forgot to give me my rations today and I'm in a sour mood
winter vessel
6th street got 10/10 for best combat music. sounds like me walking into a Home Depot
arctic talon
dusk patrol
It’s also a joke to be clear
rose thorn
oh okay
rose thorn
yeah
lament shoal
https://tenor.com/view/staring-at-you-maelstrom-gang-member-cyberpunk2077-im-wat...
This guy was ugly as shit lmao
vagrant fox
Why isn't there an ending that lets me destroy all of Night City with atomic hellfire 😔
dusk patrol
And think it was a serious thing
storm jungle
This guy was ugly as shit lmao
There was a small part of the fandom obsessed with dumdum
rose thorn
my dad sends me this shit all the itme
storm jungle
and i dont blame them hes very cute lol
lament shoal
Why isn't there an ending that lets me destroy all of Night City with atomic hel...
Because Johnny already did that
arctic talon
Why isn't there an ending that lets me destroy all of Night City with atomic hel...
Because you don’t own the nukes
Also Johnny didn’t do that
lament shoal
and i dont blame them hes very cute lol
True
arctic talon
Militech did that
Lol
Johnny just helped militech plant the bomb
Before she got blown in half by smasher
rose thorn
my dad sends me this shit all the itme
completely seriously, he is an actual nutjob
arctic talon
And fucking died
winter vessel
the fact that the Nightclub they host can also get you killed is funny
dusk patrol
There was a small part of the fandom obsessed with dumdum
Cause he’s the real main character
lament shoal
Johnny just helped militech plant the bomb
Yeah so technically he was responsible for it too
dusk patrol
Duh
dapper gyro
Silverhand is a she now?
vagrant fox
Aren't Johnny's memories all sorts of wrong
arctic talon
rose thorn
is there a railroad/free all slaves group in 2077?
arctic talon
Are absurdly in accurate
winter vessel
https://tenor.com/view/dum-dum-gif-4474448107514025687
"whatever you say, straight edged princess"
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/dum-dum-gif-4474448107514025687
i think most people like him being you dont really see people in fiction with unique cybernetics like this, it very much makes him stand out
rose thorn
twin lamps, railroad, that entire archtype of bethesda
arctic talon
is there a railroad/free all slaves group in 2077?
Slavery is banned in cyberpunk
dusk patrol
i think most people like him being you dont really see people in fiction with un...
I think it’s cause he shares his drugs
arctic talon
The Moxxes are a gang of sex workers(mostly)
rose thorn
Slavery is banned in cyberpunk
yay!!!!
dusk patrol
What a homie
storm jungle
I think it’s cause he shares his drugs
Gotta give the iron homie a kiss
storm jungle
also yeah hes very chill ironically
winter vessel
Gotta give the iron homie a kiss
they are my favorite in terms of cybernetic augmentations...even though i kill them every chance i get when i'm going for a drive
dusk patrol
Gotta give the iron homie a kiss
“I have enhanced myself for optimal make out subroutines baby.”
lament shoal
Aren't Johnny's memories all sorts of wrong
Sorta. He didn't plant the bomb as that was blackhand's job but he did help distract smasher and also sacrificed himself so his team could escape
dapper gyro
I also dislike the fact that all of our companions look so normal.
dusk patrol
Maelstrom flirting has gotta be wild
rose thorn
i nkow there is a trafficing market in cyberpunk im just glad its fully illegal at least
winter vessel
I also dislike the fact that all of our companions look so normal.
yep.
dusk patrol
Yeah I wish they got more wacky stuff
dusk patrol
River is the most “wacky” looking
arctic talon
Lol
dusk patrol
Or uh the
winter vessel
I want a borg companion like Shaitan
dapper gyro
No hand augmentation, no specialty combat, just stand and shoot their hand guns.
rose thorn
i should pribably play cyberpunk 2077 fully
dusk patrol
Him
The problem is if they did a dude whose a full borg
He’d stand out and everyone would like him too much
rose thorn
does cyberpunk have like, an ecosystem? plants and animals and shit
or is the world just completely dead
dusk patrol
A little bit
winter vessel
Helping Kerry out with the Us Cracks sidequest has gotta be my favorite in terms of entertainment and not action
arctic talon
arctic talon
does cyberpunk have like, an ecosystem? plants and animals and shit
There are nature preserves
rose thorn
OO
arctic talon
But the ecosystem is pretty fucked
dusk patrol
There’s wild areas too
arctic talon
For the majority of it
storm jungle
or is the world just completely dead
The world is halfway fine, but some animals are legit extinct
dusk patrol
Outlands and stuff
dapper gyro
Rogue is the only person with somewhat visible augmentation, though I can't see the abs anymore...
winter vessel
they call normal every day food something like, "Fresh"
to indicate its not synthetic
rose thorn
i might be interested in the rpg, but ive heard nothing about it
rose thorn
he looks like my ex-step dad
winter vessel
https://tenor.com/view/stare-cyberpunk-2077-cigarette-death-stare-annoyed-gif-10...
So bland...least you get a decent meal of Jambalaya.
dusk patrol
That’s an unfortunate sentence
winter vessel
mhmm
storm jungle
he looks like my ex-step dad
"ex-stepdad" is CRAZY
dusk patrol
So bland...least you get a decent meal of Jambalaya.
Tfw the whole mission feels like a date and he takes you to his gay ass water tower spot and then it turns out he’s straight
rose thorn
"ex-stepdad" is CRAZY
yeah
vagrant fox
It's just two broskis hanging out
dapper gyro
Tfw the whole mission feels like a date and he takes you to his gay ass water to...
This is quite accurate.
dusk patrol
What if we like, touched cocks, just for fun hahaha
rose thorn
never marry anyone in the army
dapper gyro
never marry anyone in the army
Fuck me then...
winter vessel
I mean, i kinda like that certain romances were locked based on the gender you choose for V. because if everyone was Bi, it'd be fallout 4 all over again
storm jungle
vagrant fox
What if we like, touched cocks, just for fun hahaha
haha what if we looked longingly into each others eyes like bros haha
dusk patrol
Fuck me then...
No they won’t didn’t you listen to what they said?
storm jungle
I mean, i kinda like that certain romances were locked based on the gender you c...
The worst part of romances in these games are when they shoot you down.
I have not cringed so hard in a game in a long time and i mean it in a good way. It legit felt real lmao
like when panam shot me down
i was like
arctic talon
People who bitch about it are weak
dusk patrol
I don’t mind it it’s just funny cause Rivers mission is so fucking gay
dusk patrol
And then hes like “Uh ew no.”
arctic talon
It’s boring
rose thorn
I don’t mind gender locked stuff
me too
dapper gyro
What if we like, touched cocks, just for fun hahaha
You can get female with cock in the character creation.
rose thorn
i think rp stuff being locked is 100% fine
winter vessel
I hate player sexual characters
it just lacks thought if everyone can get with everyone, makes their characters fall flat. they can take it to Ao3 if they want to live out their fantasies
rose thorn
oh?
dusk patrol
But yes I prefer gender locked romances for some characters
arctic talon
The cyberware system is complicated
dusk patrol
Dragon age also did racial locked ones which was interesting
rose thorn
i could just use genesys
dusk patrol
There’s some who are super specific in who can romance them
arctic talon
You have pre requesisites or cyberware that doesn’t work without other pieces
dapper gyro
No they won’t didn’t you listen to what they said?
Unfortunately using the wrong word...
dusk patrol
Administering medicine is it’s own class as well
dusk patrol
rose thorn
'wow i bet being a zoologist owuld be fun in cyberpunk' then i remembered the illegal animal trade exists
winter vessel
Nomads are kinda weird to me, are they like, a lesser specialty with a gun skill unlike the Solo?
rose thorn
and youwould probably get attacked weekly
celest dome
https://tenor.com/view/medic-tf2medic-practice-medicine-evil-gif-22434393
Still such a great line
arctic talon
Nomads are kinda weird to me, are they like, a lesser specialty with a gun skill...
Nomads are car nerds
With decent gun skills or melee skills
Kinda squishy baseline but you can fix that
dusk patrol
Still such a great line
arctic talon
Remember if you cripple people in RED
dusk patrol
Probably my favorite short of them but they’re all great
sacred bluff
Cultist chan kinda growing on me...
dapper gyro
Selligg organs for money
arctic talon
Organs and cyberware are good money
dusk patrol
You can harvest fresh organs
They won’t need them in a second anyways
dapper gyro
Well, in game, they just give you money.
arctic talon
Well
rose thorn
i cant immagine the nature preserves arent threatened by like, every rich guy who wants a pet near extinct animal
dusk patrol
Organs and cyberware are good money
vagrant fox
What it's not kosher to make them pay you to not kill them
arctic talon
i cant immagine the nature preserves arent threatened by like, every rich guy wh...
That’s why they have orbital lasers defending them
This is not a joke
rose thorn
oh fr?
arctic talon
Arasaka sells a defense package
dapper gyro
Yes
arctic talon
With precision orbital lasers
rose thorn
LMAO WHAT