To get an official scheme
#40k-lore-chat
storm jungle
same
arctic talon
They’ve showed up like three times now
In dif books
Imagine being the primaris who’s
Told
You’re reinforcing the “gore golems”
dapper gyro
This is why I just take RG then mind my corner.
sharp pollen
lore question - are there people who do "challenge" voxes/videos like "Dont drink ork mushroom beer at 3 am Terran time"
sharp pollen
fuck
winter vessel
Unboxing videos in the 41st millennium
dapper gyro
One of the RG sucessors is running a eugenics program
Death Spectre?
arctic talon
Yeah them
nocturne crest
So out of nowhere question, but could Vashtorr make Helbrutes a better experience for those who follow him?
arctic talon
lore question - are there people who do "challenge" voxes/videos like "Dont drin...
Trying to summon anything would get you killed
arctic talon
So out of nowhere question, but could Vashtorr make Helbrutes a better experienc...
Yes, but he hates mortals mostly
storm jungle
Vashtorr is like a chaos trazyn
arctic talon
You’d have to be exceptional
storm jungle
personality wise at least
nocturne crest
Why?
dapper gyro
Grim dark baby
arctic talon
The Cogs of Vashtor are useful for one thing and that’s the fact they’re mortals
And don’t get effected by warp shit
gray umbra
Wolfwolfwolfwolfwolf
sharp pollen
daemon engine sounds like a name for protein powder
arctic talon
Why use a CSM or cultists
When you can give a daemon some fucked up gun
That makes people explode into blue horrors
winter vessel
Daemon engine even better
Daemon Engine with a big ol ass
storm jungle
Soulcist
arctic talon
He’s biased against mortals
storm jungle
like, to be blunt
storm jungle
would you care much about an entire colony of ants doing your whims if you were some evil asshole?
storm jungle
storm jungle
Sausagist?
Perhaps...
arctic talon
would you care much about an entire colony of ants doing your whims if you were ...
Tbf the ants help him get a foothold sometimes
Like on the rock
sharp pollen
1 sosig pls
winter vessel
I think more if it like comparing cockroaches to ants
arctic talon
Nah
Daemons are his valued employees
Lol
The forge of souls has 0 mortals working in it
Daemons only, that’s a mark of quality
winter vessel
Daemons are his valued employees
I mean in the sense of lasting survivability. Dem roaches are shifty bastards
sharp pollen
racist situation in united states of chaos is crazy
nocturne crest
Would anyone agree or disagree if GW decided to make Vashtorr the 5th chaos god in 40k?
winter vessel
racist situation in united states of chaos is crazy
gray umbra
That involves moving forward the plot
storm jungle
Would anyone agree or disagree if GW decided to make Vashtorr the 5th chaos god ...
Nobody would care.
because uh
it doesnt involve women
or black people
crystal forum
That involves moving forward the plot
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
winter vessel
Heh
arctic talon
Would anyone agree or disagree if GW decided to make Vashtorr the 5th chaos god ...
Literally does nothing
But it would be cool
nocturne crest
Damn.
storm jungle
Yeah people didnt care much when the Great Horned Rat became a chaos god
arctic talon
Also GW is moving the plot
storm jungle
aside from "Yeah i guess it makes sense"
arctic talon
Vashtor is like
crystal forum
Yeah people didnt care much when the Great Horned Rat became a chaos god
i didn't even know 
sharp pollen
blueh
arctic talon
One of 3 known minor chaos gods in 40K
Lol
The raptor god, vashtor and Malice
But malice is a little bitch
sharp pollen
Great Horny Rat????
gray umbra
Malal is canon now right
winter vessel
Wonder what occupation the chaos gods would have in a High School, including the minor ones
gray umbra
Oh right
crystal forum
Great Horny Rat????
that's my friend
nocturne crest
I mean, just change the vashtorr model from being actually him to being an Avatar of Vashtorr
arctic talon
Is for him to have his own daemons
nocturne crest
Wait, is Bel akor nota minor god yet?
arctic talon
Like
arctic talon
Wait, is Bel akor nota minor god yet?
He’s a really big fucking daemon prince
storm jungle
Belakor is not a demigod
arctic talon
^
storm jungle
yeah that, hes just an OP Daemon Prince
arctic talon
He sure as hell is really strong
nocturne crest
Sorry for the bad grammar. Phone ducky.
crystal forum
who's that champion of chaos who doesn't even follow chaos gods
arctic talon
But he is still beholden to the 4 to an extent
storm jungle
I mean, just change the vashtorr model from being actually him to being an Avata...
So fun thing, his model is already technically avatar
arctic talon
Even if he’s trying to break free
arctic talon
Yeah the real Vashtor is
gray umbra
Fabulous bile?
storm jungle
hes in the forge of souls
nocturne crest
Oh.
storm jungle
and hes just a fucking cloud of eldritch stuff
nocturne crest
Oh.
arctic talon
It’s like khornes giant fucking sword arm that descends
storm jungle
and an entire squad of like
20 stormtroopers
fucking erupt as machines or cabling
lol
sharp pollen
yeah but can he do a flip?
arctic talon
Made a bunch of stuff go haywire
storm jungle
yeah but can he do a flip?
He has hooves so id say yes
storm jungle
Made a bunch of stuff go haywire
LITERALLY haywire
storm jungle
also related
sharp pollen
coooool
arctic talon
And then my cables fuse with more cables
storm jungle
i like the idea but it drags out so much, holy shit
arctic talon
To turn into a horrifying portal
arctic talon
man the Rock shit is so boring
The best part is belakor
arctic talon
Hitting vashtor
storm jungle
most of it is
arctic talon
With a steel chair
storm jungle
dark angels are defending!
dark angels are attacking!
dark angels are defending!
dark angels are confused!
like yes i fucking get it
can we move on lol
winter vessel
dark angels are -ing
storm jungle
AUGHH-
also when the DA get rescued
Azrael is like
"we didnt need your fucking help assholes"
arctic talon
“Fuck off”
storm jungle
💀
storm jungle
“Fuck off”
Yeah Tigirius has to step in being all
"Hes just a cunt guys ignore him hes grateful"
"Im not-"
"BYE"
arctic talon
Based tigirius
Putting words in Azreal’s mouth
But yeah belakor is strong, but he’s not Vashtor strong
Belakor also isn’t racist
storm jungle
Yeah Belakor is also a cunt, so he knows how to oust/piss off vashtorr
its why even tho his plan fails Vashtorr half-destroys Belakor before he leaves lol
just "YOU LITTLE SHIT-"
arctic talon
Reminder Vashtorr is likely in AoS
Since the forge of souls
Has someone running it
storm jungle
It helps that the forge of souls barely had any lore across 30 years
also its very funny how like
Total Warhammer 3
made an entire deal of Belakor seizing it
i assume Vashtorr was havign a day off
sharp pollen
get sent into minecraft
storm jungle
arctic talon
made an entire deal of Belakor seizing it
Belakor just paid Vashtor 1 morbillion souls
nocturne crest
i assume Vashtorr was havign a day off
Vashtorr was trying to figure out the Marienburg Land Ship on that day.
sharp pollen
btw im unironically waiting for the movie
arctic talon
To take it for a bit
storm jungle
Vashtorr was trying to figure out the Marienburg Land Ship on that day.
Damn, true
gray umbra
Realm of roblox
storm jungle
btw im unironically waiting for the movie
I legit just hope its fun
sharp pollen
forge of nether
sharp pollen
I legit just hope its fun
after borderlands everything will be better
sharp pollen
i watched it, i know
gray umbra
nocturne crest
Imagine if Mechwarrior gets a feature length live action film before 40k does.
storm jungle
40K is never getting a live action movie
gray umbra
The kevin hart casting was very questionable
winter vessel
https://tenor.com/view/confused-roland-borderlands-puzzled-kevin-hart-gif-603959...
I had a lot of good memories on 2
storm jungle
way too much money required, way too much effort, way too much spinning gears
GW is also about as unbearable to work with as much as hollywood executives
gray umbra
Yoo imagine dwayne the rock johnson as the emperor
storm jungle
OH MY GOD
winter vessel
way too much money required, way too much effort, way too much spinning gears
No one would be satisfied
storm jungle
No one would be satisfied
The moment
they see a black person on screen
we are doomed
gray umbra
Rogal dorn is arnold schwarzenegger
nocturne crest
Just adapt Cainphas books.
nocturne crest
Wait no.
gray umbra
Ice cube as uh
storm jungle
"The 40k Cinematic Universe.... is about to change."
nocturne crest
They would get Ryan Reynolds to be Cain.
storm jungle
winter vessel
I want them to do something like the interrogator series. A small scale story in an already large universe
storm jungle
if only
nocturne crest
I just feel it
storm jungle
Ice cube as uh
INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE
arctic talon
I want them to do something like the interrogator series. A small scale story in...
Same
gray umbra
Vulkan
sharp pollen
we have black and asian in one team with titus
storm jungle
Vulkan isnt black
gray umbra
sharp pollen
in sm2
gray umbra
Not according to reddit
storm jungle
we have black and asian in one team with titus
Yeah uh jokes aside
we had people get mad at that too
somehow
winter vessel
I’m just figuring out how a Guard film would pan out since thems my boys and girls
nocturne crest
Nah, get John Cena to be vulkan.
arctic talon
>Black person
Midas
arctic talon
HE IS
winter vessel
Mid ass
stuck arrow
Seth Rogan as Cawl
sharp pollen
storm jungle
HE LITERALLY IS BLACK
nocturne crest
Chris Pratt as Rogal Dorn.
gray umbra
winter vessel
Steve Buscemi as Eisenhorn
sharp pollen
gadem
storm jungle
dont let the 40k media see this
arctic talon
Okay but Steve buscemi is peak
storm jungle
or we are doomed
sharp pollen
i want a SM with Baltimore accent
arctic talon
He doesn’t phone in anything smh
dapper gyro
Just turned away for a moment and this chat becomes racist. Where are the moderators?
gray umbra
Unrelated: My favorite scifi trope is giving the tribal alien sterotype south african accents
arctic talon
we had people get mad at that too
People mad about the cadian officer I forgot the name of
Because her personality
Is generic cadian
nocturne crest
Malcador, played by King Charles the 3rd.
storm jungle
People mad about the cadian officer I forgot the name of
Yeah because shes indian
holy shit man this fandom
winter vessel
Is generic cadian
Sarkhana?
storm jungle
SHE BARELY EVEN APPEARS
stuck arrow
Mark Wahlberg as Guilliman
storm jungle
Mark Wahlberg as Guilliman
STOP THIS
dapper gyro
Tom Cruise as Sicarius.
nocturne crest
Adam Sandler as Jaghatai Khan.
storm jungle
Tom Cruise as Sicarius.
Tom Cruise be like
arctic talon
Adam Sandler as Jaghatai Khan.
He better do the accent
winter vessel
I remember because even in SM2 I paid more attention to the guard then I did the marines. I kept forgetting Chairon’s name half the time
storm jungle
GW guys on set doesnt allow him to do stunts
He fires said GW guys
Does stunt
Costs millions
peak
glossy sonnet
Chris Pratt as Lion El'Jonson
winter vessel
Tom Cruise be like
He’d make an excellent ratling height wise
sharp pollen
nah nah, Jagatan would be that korean buffed big guy
storm jungle
I remember because even in SM2 I paid more attention to the guard then I did the...
I literally ONLY remember Chairon's name because my friend said you can remember it if you picture it as: 🪑on
glossy sonnet
Kevin Hart as a blue horror
stuck arrow
Jack Black as Nurgle
storm jungle
Kevin Hart as a blue horror
Cant shut the fuck up, multiplies, is annoying and you wanna stomp him to death?
Huh you might be onto something!
winter vessel
Jason Statham can be Helbrecht
glossy sonnet
Seth Rogen as Magnus
glossy sonnet
I just got here
nocturne crest
Queen Elizabeth the 2nd as the Emperor of Mankind.
sharp pollen
Keanu rizz as empreror
dapper gyro
Brain rotten chat
nocturne crest
I got a better idea.
nocturne crest
Have a lot of famous actors play servitors instead.
sharp pollen
^
arctic talon
I hope Henry cavil
sharp pollen
actually good idea
stuck arrow
Michael Cera in a wig as Sanguinius
arctic talon
And respect him more for casting himself as a servitor
winter vessel
I would laugh my ass off
The cameo equivalent of Peter Jackson
crystal forum
i'd marry henry cavill if i had to
storm jungle
And respect him more for casting himself as a servitor
I really wish like
Cavill for once stepped forward
and told the fandom to stop being fucking morons
nocturne crest
Imagine opening up the missile of a deathstrike and it's Conan O'brien head wired up to a missile.
arctic talon
and told the fandom to stop being fucking morons
Real
glossy sonnet
Mark Hamill as Perturabo
sharp pollen
Pubertato
storm jungle
but holy fuck
crystal forum
he too fat and old
storm jungle
the hero worship is killing me
nocturne crest
James Cordon as Angron.
stuck arrow
Peter turbo
glossy sonnet
Vin Diesel as Horus Lupercal
sharp pollen
turbo? like the snail
winter vessel
the hero worship is killing me
He is becoming Big E and the fandom is his Lorgar
storm jungle
He is becoming Big E and the fandom is his Lorgar
Genuinely.
crystal forum
Vin Diesel as Horus Lupercal
that would be actually cool
scenic bolt
and told the fandom to stop being fucking morons
it'd birth 1000 'CAVILL AND 40K FALL TO WOKE' videos
nocturne crest
Changed my mind. Ellen DeGeneres as Angron would be a better choice.
scenic bolt
steve buscemi as angron
sharp pollen
remeber - nothing ever hapens
stuck arrow
Vin Diesel as Horus Lupercal
He'd be like "Nothing is stronger than FAMILY" and stop his own heresy
storm jungle
40k fans when they see Cavill's statement that being racist/homophobic as well as calling everything "woke" doesnt make you a "gigachad" in any capacity
winter vessel
"HENRY CAVILL WOULDNT ALLOW THIS"
Phrases like this are so pretentious. How do you know what what he or she is thinking? Are you them? The only one who knows Henry Cavill better is Henry Cavill. Same for you same for me.
glossy sonnet
willem dafoe as fabius bile
storm jungle
Phrases like this are so pretentious. How do you know what what he or she is thi...
Its just empty celebrity worship yeah, and again I say this as someone that loves Cavill's stuff.
Like, you arent Cavill
he doesnt know you
he doesnt care about you lol
hes just here to look pretty and make you buy more toys
winter vessel
Me with the Swiftie mobs
storm jungle
REAL.
crystal forum
danny devito as the emperor
glossy sonnet
Harrison Ford as Rogal Dorn
sharp pollen
would there be gay relationships between marines in the series
winter vessel
Genuinely if im in a plane of swifties and I so happen to be sitting next to an emergency exit, im pulling that open while in the air
crystal forum
would there be gay relationships between marines in the series
if they have balls yes
nocturne crest
Drake as Vect.
glossy sonnet
would there be gay relationships between marines in the series
If its horus heresy, we can have dantioch and pollux
crystal forum
i hope the series pisses off the community so much
stuck arrow
Swifties are the closest observable event of falling to chaos in our world
glossy sonnet
Liam Neeson as Abaddon the Despoiler
winter vessel
would there be gay relationships between marines in the series
That thirst can never be quenched
sharp pollen
thirst for gay?
scenic bolt
if the 40k show is Halo tv show level of mid id laugh for days
winter vessel
thirst for gay?
On the marine spectrum yes. I’ve seen to many horrors on AO3
nocturne crest
if the 40k show is Halo tv show level of mid id laugh for days
Please no.
sharp pollen
witcher series
stuck arrow
Execs put in an actual character named John Warhammer
crystal forum
i hope henry cavill sucks his own dick in the show
nocturne crest
if the 40k show is Halo tv show level of mid id laugh for days
We'll probably get human on t'au action.
storm jungle
if the 40k show is Halo tv show level of mid id laugh for days
A part of me hopes it will be because im evil as shit.
scenic bolt
We'll probably get human on t'au action.
human on ork
winter vessel
In my view, There have been only two accounts of video games having a successful tv series. Edgerunners and TLOU.
dapper gyro
This chat is spreading heretical thoughts.
storm jungle
In my view, There have been only two accounts of video games having a successful...
to be fair Edgerunners is animated
so it had more of an advantage
glossy sonnet
My name is John Warhammer. I made the 40,000 hammers and scattered them across the galaxy. But I was stopped by my wayward son, Horus Heresy
nocturne crest
This chat is spreading heretical thoughts.
Have you heard that t'au are closer to cows than humans?
winter vessel
This chat is spreading heretical thoughts.
It’s a drug high, it’ll wear off in a few hours
crystal forum
you have the right to wish chuds disappointment
stuck arrow
Just let Gendy at some 40k stories. I'd have faith in him.
winter vessel
Yes
stuck arrow
This chat is spreading heretical thoughts.
I'd prefer this than the Political Compass garbage from earlier in the day.
dapper gyro
Fallout show is good. TLOU show is meh.
nocturne crest
Borderlands could have worked as a tv show instead of a film.
glossy sonnet
borderlands could have worked never having been made
crystal forum
money laundering
gray umbra
https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-monster-hunter-movie-diablos-rocket-launcher-fail-gif-22263551
nocturne crest
I wonder if anyone has turned a Marienburg Land Ship into a 40k vehicle.
winter vessel
https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-monster-hunter-movie-diablos-rocket-launch...
I hated this film
stuck arrow
The casting was godawful. Cate Blanchett is cool and all but really?
dapper gyro
Let's not talk about that one.
crystal forum
I'd prefer this than the Political Compass garbage from earlier in the day.
weak
arctic talon
you have the right to wish chuds disappointment
But I’m not a chud smh
gray umbra
Im waiting for a devil may cry live action
sacred ginkgo
https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-monster-hunter-movie-diablos-rocket-launch...
Wait why the fuck does the disposable with irons do a zoom in on a nonexistent scope
gray umbra
Its going to ruin dante for generations
sacred ginkgo
It doesn't even have any autonomous targeting anything you just point it
gray umbra
crystal forum
Wait why the fuck does the disposable with irons do a zoom in on a nonexistent s...
it's a futuristic LAW
it has metal optics
nocturne crest
Imagine Signalis getting the live action treatment.
crystal forum
trust
arctic talon
https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-monster-hunter-movie-diablos-rocket-launch...
Why did you have to remind me this movie existed
arctic talon
My day was going so well without it
sacred ginkgo
it's a futuristic LAW
Isn't the point that its modern military hardware and not scifi bullshit
gray umbra
Resident evil movies were bad too
dapper gyro
Wait why the fuck does the disposable with irons do a zoom in on a nonexistent s...
Don't ask too many questions. Btw, the rocket wouldn't explode at the range because of fuze safety.
sharp pollen
stuck arrow
https://tenor.com/view/funny-devil-may-cry-devil-may-cry-5-vergil-vergil-sparda-...
AI was a mistake
winter vessel
No u
Don’t bother, friend . Take my advice, avoid being anymore dysfunctional than we already are and just tune out lore chat for a few hours when the insanity stops.
stuck arrow
NO U
gray umbra
The insanity never stops
crystal forum
Don't ask too many questions. Btw, the rocket wouldn't explode at the range beca...
the arming range is 10 meters
for a LAW
winter vessel
Resident evil movies were bad too
All it taught me was “nobody in a pharmaceutical company is that hot”
crystal forum
or 11 yards if you're stupid
scenic bolt
postal
crystal forum
i forgot the postal movie
winter vessel
Doom?
The one with Karl Urban I liked, mainly because of him. If it worked as it’s own sci fi horror film, and taking out the BFG asset, it might’ve worked
scenic bolt
like almost anything uwe boll touched as a video game adaptation is gonna be the worst
young pecan
Why did you have to remind me this movie existed
This is one of the only "damn I forgot that existed" things that I like REALLY did not remember existed
There were just like no really actually cool things that happened in that movie
gray umbra
I think a dead space movie might be okay
winter vessel
That depends
crystal forum
no it would not work
young pecan
I REALLY thought it was gonna be good when they leaned into horror with the squad dying to the spiders and being webbed up
Then they just didn't do anything else with the horror aspect
arctic talon
I didn’t watch it
young pecan
Or make the action cool
dapper gyro
Battleship is a live adaptation of a game...
stuck arrow
Battleship is a live adaptation of a game...
Holy shit I forgot about that
winter vessel
Battleship is a live adaptation of a game...
Hah, oh man I remember that movie
arctic talon
Ngl mhwilds could make a decent movie if they literally just adapted the story 1 for 1
Like I’m not even joking
It would be slop
But it would be cool slop
crystal forum
battleship is navy propaganda
stuck arrow
Rihanna was in it and they had an actual weird barrier field that simulated the battleship game
arctic talon
battleship is navy propaganda
Yeah and it worked, triple the defense budget
stuck arrow
They fuckin fixed up an old ship to ACDC Thunderstruck
dapper gyro
RE movies are big hit or miss.
crystal forum
They fuckin fixed up an old ship to ACDC Thunderstruck <:KEKW_ogryn:102207718832...
that's the only good part of the movie and they keep fucking moving away from it to follow other shit
dapper gyro
Mostly miss
winter vessel
Think the last good gritty war film I watched was Fury
crystal forum
i clipped something for a meme about battleship and i shit you not i had to cut out like 10 cutaways just for the battleship drifting scene to be good
STOP CUTTING YOUR FUCKING ACTION SCENES YOU HACKS
gray umbra
Honestly i hate nata
dapper gyro
Fury is only good in the 1st half.
gray umbra
I want to yeet that kid off a cliff
winter vessel
Fury is only good in the 1st half.
There were a lot of scenes that were cut out that definitely had vital points in the story.
Would’ve made Grady less of an ass
And understandable
dapper gyro
From the Tiger fight to the end, it was so fucking nonsensical.
crystal forum
can we talk about how this scene is ruined by the constant cuts to the audience https://youtu.be/3FtBAGMSw-I?si=WSDL5ZnDgQK-r9LP
i hate it so much
winter vessel
From the Tiger fight to the end, it was so fucking nonsensical.
Oh that part I tuned out, you should try it. Sometimes you just gotta sit back and watch the action, never mind understanding what wouldn’t work. Because then I’d just be disappointing myself
tough haven
Just let your eyes glaze over
dapper gyro
I just can't, I'm an armour and military enthusiast. It sucked because of how good the 1st half was.
winter vessel
So am I, I already had my question of “why not shoot the lead tank to halt their advance, then the tail”. But I stopped because I would be nit picky
You just gotta let go sometimes
dapper gyro
If it is an over the top from the beginning, I can deal with it.
crystal forum
I just can't, I'm an armour and military enthusiast. It sucked because of how go...
dont seem to know much about guns for an enthusiast
dapper gyro
It started out as a quite accurate and logical movie. It is an issue for me.
crystal forum
did the STG used by an american at the start make sense to you
crystal forum
people nitpick that movie a lot
just dont watch it, i avoid inglorious basterds for a reason
winter vessel
Oh I liked that one. Wasn’t at all real, but I enjoyed its absurdity
gray umbra
Why do you avoid inglorious basterds
crystal forum
i dont want to watch things that make a mockery of WW2 it's a personal thing
gray umbra
I respect that
winter vessel
Funny thing when it came to Hacksaw Ridge, the left out certain accounts of what D Doss was doing because they thought the audience would’ve found that unbelievable.
gray umbra
I rewatched band of brothers recently
crystal forum
i have mixed opinions about hacksaw ridge
crystal forum
I rewatched band of brothers recently
now that's fucking great cinema
gray umbra
Oh yeah
winter vessel
I rewatched band of brothers recently
That one is a keeper. My very first exposure to WW2 and what drew me to understand the history and the stories of each men in easy company.
That was baseline. Pure art to me
crystal forum
saving private ryan, then band of brothers. probably the best sequence of movies ever made about WW2
winter vessel
Indeed
crystal forum
the reason i dislike parts of hacksaw ridge is they went way over the top with brutality
saving private ryan keeps it at a good level
winter vessel
Some bits were over the top, but I was mainly invested in Doss. A man who would not take up arms, kept going by his sheer will and faith the Almighty to save more men. Not knowing when it would be his last, how the rope ladder was there, he could’ve left. But by not making that choice, saved at least 75 men during that battle.
Anyways just finished watching Ratatouille, now I’m freaking hungry
crystal forum
seventh day adventists are weird
winter vessel
seventh day adventists are weird
They’re not too far off to my belief as a non-denominational, so maybe that’s why i resonated with Desmond in both film and his own story
The Yellow Deli cult on the other hand tho…
green loom
the reason i dislike parts of hacksaw ridge is they went way over the top with b...
I don't like it because it's a Mel Gibson movie
And I think he's ass at directing
winter vessel
I'll take him over whatever Steven Seagal produces
anyways, back to 40k stuff.
a single Halo flood infection Form on an Imperial Hive world, and lets just say that there is no Space Marine involvement. Containable?
dusk patrol
Probably not
Unless they act insanely fast, a single spore could overtake the entire world in hours.
It really depends on where it lands though.
Its definitely doable, its just completely based off the luck of that.
If it builds any sort of momentum its game over, for the planet and possibly the entirety of 40k.
winter vessel
yeah, I had this topic discussion with a guy earlier and he thinks that it would just stop at the planet. but lest he forget, anything the Flood consumes absorbs its host's knowledge, memories, and skill. If there was any spacecraft they got their hands on, they could fly it. Warp travel or not, they could still try and spread it to like a station.
dusk patrol
Yeah flood depend on how quickly they can build to Gravemind then Keymind state, as well as travel
But IF they can get there, they’re almost unstoppable
winter vessel
The Imperium would just fall fast especially if they combat the parasite openly. that's basically a buffet to em
sacred ginkgo
They can probably get a gravemind before leaving the underhive the population density is simply insane
winter vessel
I feel like the only faction that has a chance standing are the Necrons, their one main advantage in being unconsumable material for the Flood. the other maybe being Chaos
dusk patrol
The main variables that aren’t clear are, if they can infect Nids, how they interact with the warp/chaos
Stuff like that makes it a little unclear
sacred ginkgo
They can probably infect nids
winter vessel
hmm, well the Flood are the by product of corrupted Precursors, who are transentient beings
dusk patrol
Sure but it’s not really a clear 1:1
sacred ginkgo
Them being able to infect nids means they get very easy FTL access
Because they can just grow it instead of having to steal it
dusk patrol
Also Eldar and being able to access the Webways
Just need to catch one Corsair or Drukhari group
winter vessel
oh yeah they ain't gonna last long after that
dusk patrol
Which knowing Drukhari, they’ll probably try to catch some
sacred ginkgo
Crunching down on an Eldar and suddenly being exposed to the warp would be interesting for them
winter vessel
would be interesting on how the Flood's Logic plague would interact with machine spirits and AI. Like, imagine an Ancestor Core falling to a Gravemind's influence.
sacred ginkgo
Munchy crunchy millennia of secrets
celest dome
I feel like the only faction that has a chance standing are the Necrons, their o...
The Flood infected AI though
opaque coyote
The Necrons might not count as AI
I mean it's a question on whether they're even the same person that went through the pod
They could be an AI that thinks they're said person
After all, that has been done before, Cawl does it with Guilliman
Although there is the question of why only the nobles retained their personality and thoughts
While the commoners technically went through the same process
But came out as basically drones
celest dome
They’re weird
I feel it's more about not being organic but still infectable
opaque coyote
Also apparently the Flayer disease can infect tech priests
Which just makes things even weirder
arctic talon
I feel it's more about not being organic but still infectable
Yeah
arctic talon
Also apparently the Flayer disease can infect tech priests
Where does it say this
I’ve genuinely never heard of this
opaque coyote
Where does it say this
Inferno Vol. 2, "What wakes in the dark"
arctic talon
Thanks
opaque coyote
Keep in mind I got this second hand from research because I am not willing to buy a book just to find out if the source is accurate
...
Unless if I'm bored
Actually how much does it cost hold on
$10
opaque coyote
Thanks
So I uh got a LEGAL copy from a totally LEGAL website.
Yup there are tech priests that outright get infected by the Flayer virus.
Even wear their skin
arctic talon
Weird
shadow plover
Given how it can infect canopteks as well I don't see that so weird
queen laurel
Weird
to be honest their targets are machines with consciousness of a living
and mechanicus are basically necrons but imperfect
celest dome
I mean it infecting other Necron being doesn't seem strange, like a Phone getting infected by a virus that is meant to work on pcs.
But a Tech Priest would be as if an electrical panel got infected too
dusk patrol
opaque coyote
By Vitaly Perevoshikov,
Red Talons and Angels Fissile
Apparently the Angels Fissile is some dude's homebrew chapter
And he keeps commissioning 40k artists for it.
Honestly respect but also what the fu
...i found his instagram
This is a rabbit hole that i've accidentally tripped into by being curious about a piece of commissioned artwork
dusk patrol
Yeah I’ve seen it
The art is good, but man the symbol and name…
Idk
I feel like, idk calling them like
The Glowing Brothers or some shit would work better
But oh well
shadow plover
the name and symbol scream my_oc_donut_steel
the scheme is neat
angels that can perform nuclear fission is pretty weird
shadow plover
why not Atom Splitters, it's not great but it's a bit more 40k maybe
or eh
it's pretty bad as well
are they iron hands successors
celest dome
Irrad Marine
dusk patrol
I remember a friend of mine had a really fucking cool alternative idea
I can’t recall what it was
But yeah, it’s a rule of homebrew with a lot of art paid for that they’re all OC donut steal and their name sucks
Just how it goes
pine wedge
Honestly respect but also what the fu
honestly it's very 40k. the concept at least. radioactive marines
shadow plover
the concept is neat enough, shame the execution isn't
dusk patrol
The idea has technically been done a few times
pine wedge
having bad names is also very 40k. mr. iron hands, leader of the iron hands, lord of the iron forge and the council of iron fathers
cmon
celest dome
Symbol is fine, the name is a tad corny
dusk patrol
Iron Hands isn’t a bad name though
celest dome
IH Bias
dusk patrol
It’s not, and there’s a reason we irl overuse iron for stuff
shadow plover
Iron Hands is fine, the way it's just overused (like a certain wolf theme) is a bit silly
dusk patrol
It sounds cool
pine wedge
angels fissile sounds pretty weird, granted. Gamma Marines as a nod to the Ultramarines but it's radiation would've been more apt
dusk patrol
Regardless, it’s better then Angels Fissile
shadow plover
Yeah it's too 
dusk patrol
Angles Fissile sounds like
celest dome
Irrad Angels
dusk patrol
Idk it just doesn’t work for me
pine wedge
just do Gamma Marines, and then you can even keep the symbol because the name isnt overtly atom-bomb in nature, so having the atomic model as a sign becomes less hamfisted
dusk patrol
Unfortunately he’s already paid for a lot of art
shadow plover
The emblem is missing something
dusk patrol
So I doubt that’s going
pine wedge
is the name on any of the art?
dusk patrol
But oh well, it’s fine
pine wedge
I actually do think the emblem goes hard
dusk patrol
It’s not terrible, the name isn’t either
Not like a lot of homebrew
I just don’t care for it
shadow plover
there could be some wings behind at least
shadow plover
maybe a more defined atom symbol
pine wedge
when I was much younger, I had a homebrew legion in an alt-history 30k RP called the Grim Crusade, the Void Stalkers (yes I know that's an aeldari ship type. I didnt learn that until later. shush)
shadow plover
also feels bad criticizing someone's shit like this when they can probably lurk here 
pine wedge
but fortunately I was too young to have money to waste on art
"hank, why is it just a black circle with the XX numeral"
"IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE AN ECLIPSE CAN'T YOU TELL UGH"
shadow plover
celest dome
when I was much younger, I had a homebrew legion in an alt-history 30k RP called...
Wouldn't be the 1st time that some Imperial stuff is named after Xenos stuff
dusk patrol
Or just re used
shadow plover
maybe having the eclipse be more like this would work better
dusk patrol
Castigator moment
shadow plover
a small glimpse of light on one side
pine wedge
I still think the concept was pretty good. fleet-based, with the primarch's homeworld, an asteroid belt from an old DAoT mining operation-turned-civilisation, fully mobilized because the whole thing is outfitted with thrusters. just a big blob of imperial Roks, if you will, following the fleet around, worshipping the primarch like a god (very insular society. yes I was setting him up to become the lorgar/horus of the setting)
raven stone
Seyvine's Saviours.
Literally just popped into my head for the PMC my RT is running...
(The RT is named Anarette Seyvine...)
opaque coyote
why not Atom Splitters, it's not great but it's a bit more 40k maybe
Glowing Angels?
eh sounds too similar to the blood angels
opaque coyote
Atomic Splitters
shadow plover
I don't really jam with the glowing bit
arctic talon
way way way too complex
opaque coyote
the logo is kind of ass though
imagine painting that shit
shadow plover
it's not that complex to paint tbh, just lines and a skull
skull can even be a transfer
it needs a backdrop of wings and a smaller atom symbol imo
half gazelle
Atomic Splitters
Splitterer
shadow plover
fissile is just an odd term really
it's an adjective
I think that's the main issue why it sounds weird
celest dome
Feel like Fissile doesn't come of the tongue as easily after Angels
late osprey
it's an adjective
there are lots of Angels Adjective chapters
hate on the name all you like, but its 40k as fuck
late osprey
White Panthers have got to be up there for the wildest chapter name
dusk patrol
You know what, eff you
shaves your lictor
sharp pollen
is he like, a sheep?
arctic talon
@rose thorn for another aquatic new mh armor set for inspiration for your AoS homebrew the ||Nu Udra stuff is cool, even though it’s not an aquatic octopus and it lives in a volcano and is covered in oil||
queen laurel
<@407994636167282701> for another aquatic new mh armor set for inspiration for y...
hey wolf have you seen the new Lynians
queen laurel
I know of the Wudwuds
yeah i wish you can switch your cat for them
opaque coyote
Random ass fun fact I learned
queen laurel
you know what
i'm gonna try to play monster hunter world
and probably won't crack open my pc
opaque coyote
In Terminator 1, the guns that the Terminator got from the gun store owner (before he fucking shot him rip)
Was actually semi-auto.
The early script and novelizations stated that the T-800 actually converted them to automatic
arctic talon
you know what
Very mild story spoilers
opaque coyote
It makes sense given that in California, nobody would fucking sell a fully automatic gun over the counter
Even in 1984
queen laurel
Very mild story spoilers
i'm only watching rage gaming so i have no idea what the hell that is
queen laurel
A very very eloquent and smart wudwud
yeah it is, but i mean in a context sense
opaque coyote
It’s a wudwud
"Be careful of the monster... wherewhere."
queen laurel
have 0 context on what this image means
arctic talon
yeah it is, but i mean in a context sense
||he’s about to get eaten by a giant spider||
queen laurel
||he’s about to get eaten by a giant spider||
||the flower spider or a different kind of spider||
arctic talon
||the flower spider or a different kind of spider||
||different species, it’s a returning one a nerscylla||
queen laurel
||different species, it’s a returning one a nerscylla||
oh shit
Conga and that one?
oh yeah i forgot her favorite skin is also in the game
queen laurel
There’s a solid chunk of returning monsters
yeah i'm definitely excited to see them if only my PC is better
i can play it myself but the world will have to do
arctic talon
Ngl
If they bring white fatalis back
I hope it’s instafail attack
Crashes your game
What
The original one was funny
queen laurel
I hope it’s instafail attack
performance obliteration go crazy
arctic talon
It literally vaporized you and booted you back to the hub before you took the bounty
Because you died
forever
queen laurel
It literally vaporized you and booted you back to the hub before you took the bo...
wow
And this is the same hunter that can take a dragon blast to the face from like a deviljho and survive getting punched by a tigrex
queen laurel
Shouldn’t have been hit by boomer fatalis
well hunters are built different
arctic talon
Tbf
Fatalis hurts
a lot
And this is a semi known thing in universe
It stands to reason an older fatalis that shoots lightning
Doing a big lightning bolt charge up is really going to hurt
queen laurel
And this is a semi known thing in universe
yeah like aren't they literally known as like the most destructive species of elder dragon
like compared to even other elder dragons they literally almost always run the show of being the most destructive monsters around burning kingdoms and stuff
arctic talon
yeah like aren't they literally known as like the most destructive species of el...
The most destructive, dangerous and also literally hates humans
Fatalis as a species hates humans
And goes out of its way to massacare them
queen laurel
The most destructive, dangerous and also literally hates humans
is it still canon that wearing their armor is a pretty much not recommended risk
because you know
bloody things still regenerates and turns you into a Fatalis
arctic talon
It’s a legend
Their armor does that
Unclear if it actually does
But the fact the legs have regenerate uh
Maybe don’t
queen laurel
Unclear if it actually does
oh thank god
queen laurel
on my avoiding armor list then
arctic talon
Oh ||also the final boss of the wilds campaign seems to be made out of fatalis parts||
queen laurel
Oh ||also the final boss of the wilds campaign seems to be made out of fatalis p...
wait Zorra is an elder dragon right
arctic talon
||it does all 3 fatalis variants attacks, the fireball, the lightning storm and the meteor shower, oh also it’s black under the armor and looks super fucked up||
arctic talon
wait Zorra is an elder dragon right
The giant fire thing from world? Yeah
queen laurel
The giant fire thing from world? Yeah
and like that's the only alive recorded member of the species we have seen
in rise we have that thing skull on like the ice map
arctic talon
and like that's the only alive recorded member of the species we have seen
Iirc yeah it is
arctic talon
in rise we have that thing skull on like the ice map
Unclear
We know there’s likely more zorah
There’s a dead one in world as well
The living one in world def isn’t as big as they can get
queen laurel
We know there’s likely more zorah
you would think the ecology guild or something would have easier times finding things like Laviente or zorah
because of how massive the bastards are
but apparently with their size they have adapted ways to move around easier
arctic talon
I’m gona be honest
I feel like Zorah might not be the final form of it biologically
The entire guiding land area in world
Is a single dead zorah
arctic talon
I mean
queen laurel
there's also dalamadur
arctic talon
I can’t think of anyone larger
Lol
Especially the implication
That they can grow larger
Then the one in the guiding lands
queen laurel
but becoming an entire environment?
queen laurel
i don't think dalamadur can reach that
queen laurel
That one was killed prematurely
It really speaks to how much of an asshole fatalis is
arctic talon
Also Jin dahaad in the new game is weird
queen laurel
that the fact that these giant creatures literally larger than it is less of a civilization threat than that guy is
arctic talon
Dahaad is fucking massive
And is immune to all traps
And can’t be captured
But they aren’t an elder dragon
They also have 3 phases and a unique arena
It really feels like its an elder dragon
But no its a leviathan
queen laurel
Dahaad is fucking massive
is that like the big version of the small monster you encounter that has that big *** head fin
queen laurel
Jin Dahaad
wait this game is also the best games when it comes to monster variety
arctic talon
||its body temp is insanely cold||
arctic talon
For apex predators
It’s a ||winged wyvern, a aquatic leviathan, an octopus and then a leviathan||
queen laurel
It’s a ||winged wyvern, a aquatic leviathan, an octopus and then a leviathan||
|| railgun ratthalos is great||
tough haven
Ugh, I gotta wait until the 25th to do my campaign now
I’m considering just writing another one while I wait cause I’m bored, but idk if I should, cause it might just be another campaign I may or may not be able to actually run
sour hornet
I just got to dargonus
my nobles are all morons
except for abelards granddaughter
she seems nice
queen laurel
except for abelards granddaughter
are you an Iconoclast, dogmatic or, heretic
sour hornet
heretic/ slight iconoclast
queen laurel
heretic/ slight iconoclast
welp
sour hornet
☠️
queen laurel
the dargonus is cooked
storm jungle
hope they find out about this guy and kill em
sour hornet
I can turn things around, I promise
sour hornet
I publicly had people's vocal cords ripped out and had them replaced with vox-speakers chanting my praises
Am I cooked? /gen
☠️
queen laurel
I publicly had people's vocal cords ripped out and had them replaced with vox-sp...
bro
i knew you choosed that
of course you choosed that you miquella defending supporting git
sour hornet
I can explain
queen laurel
THEIR'S NO SUCH THING AS HERETICAL ICONOCLAST
This is like saying I ate an entire village after chopping them up but I did tell a kid to chase his dream on becoming an astronaut
sour hornet
THEIR'S NO SUCH THING AS HERETICAL ICONOCLAST
I do good acts if I think people will assuage my my rogue traders ego
hence a little iconoclasm
dapper gyro
So typical
queen laurel
I do good acts if I think people will assuage my my rogue traders ego
THAT WON'T UNDO THOSE PEOPLE YOU RIPPED OUT THE VOCAL CORDS OF YA TWINK
sour hornet
I helped out those pilgrims that other RT ponce dumped on a random planet, so it evens out
I'm playing cosmic jenga here, you can't fret over every atrocity
queen laurel
I helped out those pilgrims that other RT ponce dumped on a random planet, so it...
Dude
you said it yourself your main alignment is still heretical
dapper gyro
Anti hero it is
sour hornet
you said it yourself your main alignment is still heretical
Only by a level or two 💀
queen laurel
Only by a level or two 💀
dude
if you reach the third ranking
there's no switching back that's gonna be your main alignment
queen laurel
<:whatthefuck_heresy:1049724444207239168>
DID YOU NOT READ THAT
queen laurel
<:whatthefuck_heresy:1049724444207239168>
yeah so basically if you reach that roman numeral 3
that's gonna be your permanent alignment buddy
sour hornet
I have like another +5 option to go before I'm locked heretical
queen laurel
I have like another +5 option to go before I'm locked heretical <:whatthefuck_he...
just go heretical homie at this point just make the galaxy burn
if you somehow pull an iconoclast W I will be impressed
sour hornet
it's hard when the heretic options are so brutal it flips around to being cool as fuck
queen laurel
it's hard when the heretic options are so brutal it flips around to being cool a...
yeah have you been to the mechanical planet
you know your manufacturing world
sour hornet
when I found the "xenos" peddler on footfall, I just fried them all while the guy looked very uncomfortable
sour hornet
yeah have you been to the mechanical planet
not yet, I'm going there next after janus
queen laurel
not yet, I'm going there next after janus
the world is so cooked the world is cooked
sour hornet
I'll report back my findings
rose thorn
How many dreadnaughtd do white scars have in HH?
I know they see it as a horrible horrible thing
Mainly just wondering for imperialis
Additionally what’s with the white scars in black terminator armor?
crystal forum
@dusk patrol how do iron hands generally name their tanks
rose thorn
Additionally what’s with the white scars in black terminator armor?
oh they are dishounered whitescars
dusk patrol
<@333173125028249611> how do iron hands generally name their tanks
Some examples, lots of Latin
Tarragon for a Glaive Tank and Akhlys Astra for a Fellblade are two others.
Clan Raukaans Land behemoth is called the Omnipotent.
Iirc too there’s a Land Raider called the Ironwill or something too
raven stone
Some examples, lots of Latin
…ok I have to meme this now.
No Iron Hand vehicle named Yutani?
plush mason
wtf is a land behemoth?
raven stone
I think it’s one of them Iron Hand unique thing
A clan sized version of a mobile fortress monastery
rose thorn
hey why are the ironhands marines so different from their chaptermaster?
i mean
primarch
space marine brain rot is real
dusk patrol
Because he died
rose thorn
i mean even in hh
dusk patrol
Also he always encouraged it to some degree
rose thorn
oh
dusk patrol
‘My sons,’ said Ferrus, his voice like beaten lead, his demand for absolute perfection in all things like a hand pressing bowed heads towards the ground. ‘You shame me.’
The Iron Hands adored their brutal father, but biddable they were not. They responded to their primarch’s accusation with predictable outcry. It could not last. Their choler was, to his, as a candle flame to a vacuum.
This kinda explains their relationship a lot, and how he talked to them, he was very very willing to let them tell him to go fuck himself or whatever during planning or whatever
rose thorn
so did technology kinda rotted them into taking a very different path than their primarch even tho thier mentality is the same?
or was that after his death
raven stone
It’s a weird bit of unintended/poor communication caused abuse from Ferrus to his sons.
Twice so when you remember Ferrus didn’t like his own hands, nor their reliance on bionics.
Iron Hands still want to make their Primarch proud, and did so by imitating, and gaining strength was something Ferrus did encourage.
raven stone
so did technology kinda rotted them into taking a very different path than their...
A bit of A a bit of B.
Ferrus ignored it because he saw it useful for GC.
But he fully intended to end the bionics practice…if he survived. At all.
dusk patrol
They still revere him, and respect him, but they don’t think he was faultless
He made mistakes and you shouldn’t limit yourself by his own thoughts, you should question everything and go with what works best
Which ironically is a more healthy way to interact with your primarchs teachings than most marines
Ferrus admitted the augmetics made them
stronger, he didn’t like them because the principle of it, but he didn’t remove it from the legion because he didn’t like stepping in like that and also they were making them more effective.
He planned to start purging the ideal after the GC when the fighting was done and being optimally effective wasn’t as needed. Same his one Necrodermis arms.
But that never happened because he died, and the fighting never ended.
We also objectively see the augmetics make them significantly, tougher, stronger, and in some cases faster or have other very unique and useful effects beyond normal marines.
And the chapter itself has on average some of the oldest marines across the board because of this.
forest orbit
Am I misremembering or uh
dusk patrol
It is not uncommon for an Iron Father to be 900-1000 years old
forest orbit
Did someone post a chaos dwarf Robots meme here before, im trying to find it
rose thorn
It is not uncommon for an Iron Father to be 900-1000 years old
damb
raven stone
In this sense, you can understand Iron Hands as the polar opposite of how War Hounds approached things. And we all know how THAT went…and somehow it speaks to 40k Grimdark that the Iron Hands approach is still the SANE one here by comparison.
storm jungle
hold on i got it saved
rose thorn
i dont remember it at all
forest orbit
hold on i got it saved
Gimme
Im teaching a friend about Chorfs I need it for a TLDR
forest orbit
🙏
forest orbit
dont forget to tell him chords are coming to aos this edition
More chorfs MORE
raven stone
Chaos Dwarfs.
Chaos Votann when.
rose thorn
no
storm jungle
They do exist kinda.
rose thorn
all chaos xenos should be purged from existance
raven stone
all chaos xenos should be purged from existance
Drukhari going trolololo in Commorragh…
rose thorn
i dont even like gsc orks
rose thorn
Drukhari going trolololo in Commorragh…
thye HATE HATE HATE chaos
forest orbit
Theres not much to super hate
rose thorn
GSC orks barely exist
ignoring the short story series about them lol
forest orbit
Man this song is SUCH a fucking banger
rose thorn
which's sequal book was an even worse gsc story
raven stone
thye HATE HATE HATE chaos
Yet they are still born of Chaos (being drained by Slaanesh after squicking it into existence)
storm jungle
Man this song is SUCH a fucking banger
Highly suggest listening to some remixes of it on youtube
dusk patrol
In this sense, you can understand Iron Hands as the polar opposite of how War Ho...
Yeah it’s definitely still fueled by trauma and isn’t totally rational, but there isn’t no reason behind it.
I also think people don’t get how much better the augmetics make them, and why they would clearly have cause to want to be enhanced like that
storm jungle
forest orbit
YEAAAAAA
rose thorn
Yet they are still born of Chaos (being drained by Slaanesh after squicking it i...
i think its different
forest orbit
Its been in my memory forever
dusk patrol
Especially since they can source they best materials form the Ad Mech and the Iron Fathers make some of the best augmetics in the imperium
forest orbit
Gonna headbang hard to this