That was a terrible joke but not wrong. Thats actually a part of the movies history. Mostly anti nuclear and stuff.
#40k-lore-chat
half gazelle
crystal forum
why is he somehow cute
dusk patrol
crystal forum
he's just a big gecko
dusk patrol
Little know fact, he’s also drawn to iconic historic landmarks
Almost as much as nuclear power
stuck arrow
https://tenor.com/view/goodnight-goodnight-chat-meme-godzilla-evolved-godzilla-g...
Catzilla
crystal forum
i thought he was drawn to paper maché buildings
dusk patrol
And he likes power sources which change his color scheme a bit so new toys can be sold
crystal forum
i fucking love commercialism!!!!
dusk patrol
Hey if it gives me more Godzilla movies
Fuck if I care
Unironically probably the main reason we’re still getting theme, box office wise they’ve been ok but not amazing
crystal forum
which one had walter white in it
half gazelle
Fuck if I care
Understandable
dusk patrol
which one had walter white in it
2014 one
crystal forum
god damn man
dusk patrol
First of the new legendary series
rocky gale
He's in it for like 40 seconds
half gazelle
11 years ago
rocky gale
They really tricked us into thinking he was going to be a main character
half gazelle
11 years ago
Makes me realize how old I am
rocky gale
I wish he was the main character, it's sorta all just downhill after he's gone
dusk patrol
Eh it’s not great but
half gazelle
I wish he was the main character, it's sorta all just downhill after he's gone
They just didn't have the cook after that
crystal forum
i interacted with a child recently and i realized they were born post 2010
rocky gale
But apparently that movie was just like a complete mess developmentally
dusk patrol
I like it a lot, they did scale so well
The later movies definitely focused on the monsters more though to the benefit of the movies
half gazelle
I like it a lot, they did scale so well
Scale... Scale mail
rocky gale
Like the MUTO's were apparently completely redesigned like a month or two before release and large parts of their development was just cut
crystal forum
the only time i want to see civilians is when they get crushed
half gazelle
the only time i want to see civilians is when they get crushed
No they get ate because the next one does a twist and puts sharknado and godzilla in one movie.. haha
crystal forum
acknowledging sharknado in 2020's is amazing
half gazelle
Im not even gonna lie on it I loved those movies
dusk patrol
Like the MUTO's were apparently completely redesigned like a month or two before...
Yeh they didn’t have the rights to any other monster yet
Or not ones that would make sense
Iirc they were trying to get some but yeah
crystal forum
Im not even gonna lie on it I loved those movies
honestly the first one wasn't even bad
even though that movie studio intentionally makes shitty movies
half gazelle
Yeah, its actually kinda funny
rocky gale
I believe they were originally going to be spiderlike creatures and there were originally scenes involving their children hatching and the humans having to fight them
half gazelle
I believe they were originally going to be spiderlike creatures and there were o...
That would've been cool tho
rocky gale
But then they ended up as smooth metally things
crystal forum
I believe they were originally going to be spiderlike creatures and there were o...
sounds like some cloverfield inspiration
is cloverfield a godzilla type movie?
rocky gale
Yea I guess
storm jungle
Yeah it is
tho id say its a deconstruction
theres like no "fun" bits, its just terror lol
crystal forum
also if you havent watched 10 cloverfield lane i recommend it, just skip the jj abrams ending
storm jungle
LOL
good tip
legit great movie, you can tell they just came in and went "lets connect it to cloverfield"
dusk patrol
Cloverfield series is definitely a strange “series” to watch
storm jungle
To be fair its not a series
its just
"Hey I got this movie"
"Okay we are putting a monster in it briefly"
💀
dusk patrol
Cloverfield Paradox tried, but hey 2/3 ain’t bad
crystal forum
legit great movie, you can tell they just came in and went "lets connect it to c...
the story is jj abrams production company, bad robot or whatever it's called, took the script and only greenlit it on the condition that jj abrams changed the ending
half gazelle
You just made me realize a quiet place is still a thing
storm jungle
the story is jj abrams production company, bad robot or whatever it's called, to...
YEP
rocky gale
Godzilla Minus One is pretty good
storm jungle
Minus One is peak
dusk patrol
They’re doing a tv series I think
storm jungle
love innocent mass-death
dusk patrol
For quiet place
crystal forum
didn't they do a game
half gazelle
You just made me realize a quiet place is still a thing
I was searching for the name so I wouldn't get it wrong thats kinda what Cloverfield reminds me of ahah
storm jungle
they did
half gazelle
didn't they do a game
Yes
crystal forum
i can't stand that office fucker
half gazelle
I'm eventually gonna get it
rose thorn
wasnt cloverfield the one werhe they got random movies and edited them to be cloverfield movies?
crystal forum
wasnt cloverfield the one werhe they got random movies and edited them to be clo...
second movie only
storm jungle
wasnt cloverfield the one werhe they got random movies and edited them to be clo...
Yep
dusk patrol
i can't stand that office fucker
rose thorn
ah
dusk patrol
Third they changed the script a bunch but
dusk patrol
It works ok, 10 Cloverfield Lane was just super disconnected its not even clear how it would connect.
storm jungle
I love how they made the monster like
rocky gale
I know I've watched Cloverfield Paradox but like I cannot remember a single thing about it
crystal forum
john goodman is amazing
storm jungle
"its an unknown organism from the seafloor"
to just
"ITS A RANDOM ALIEN OHOOHOOO"
like okay
💀
dusk patrol
They did the multiverse first smh
rocky gale
Wait no I remember one thing
crystal forum
it's weird, i think more people have seen the "sequels" than the original at this point
rose thorn
LMAO
crystal forum
the first movie is good though i recommend. very cheesy 2000's action
crystal forum
back when first person movies were still popular
storm jungle
First person, you mean found footage?
crystal forum
whatever
half gazelle
it's weird, i think more people have seen the "sequels" than the original at thi...
Yeah it can draw others to the original and a rewatch
dusk patrol
Uncultured swine
half gazelle
CAN not will
crystal forum
first person is some shit like Hardcore Henry you gay-ass
that movie is my spirit animal
storm jungle
that movie is my spirit animal
🤝
dusk patrol
But he is a gay-ass you have to call him something different.
storm jungle
damn true
half gazelle
https://tenor.com/view/hardcore-henry-machine-gun-hardcore-henry-intense-gif-182...
And I love that movie so much
storm jungle
Its literally just
"hey lets make a fun FPS movie"
and it doesnt try anything else, its very entertaining
rose thorn
https://tenor.com/view/hardcore-henry-machine-gun-hardcore-henry-intense-gif-182...
It’s the only action movie i liked
It was so good
dusk patrol
I will say its kinda hard to watch it all the way through it so nonstop.
rose thorn
Like ‘liked liked’
half gazelle
Ok actually for those that liked that movie try trepang 2, FEAR, few others but those are great IMO
winter vessel
https://tenor.com/view/hardcore-henry-machine-gun-hardcore-henry-intense-gif-182...
The one movie where I got nauseous every 5 minutes
dusk patrol
Need to pause it for a bit or it like, becomes numb
crystal forum
I will say its kinda hard to watch it all the way through it so nonstop.
i feel like the motion blur does make it hard to watch
half gazelle
Like ‘liked liked’
Yes
dusk patrol
I think they could have slowed it down a little for a few more bits
For better pacing
But it is fun.
crystal forum
oh no the pacing is great
rose thorn
and it doesnt try anything else, its very entertaining
They a good bit of ‘anti military’ stuff
crystal forum
choreography is peak
storm jungle
They a good bit of ‘anti military’ stuff
Yeee
half gazelle
Its so randomized, good control on a lot and didn't even cost that much.
storm jungle
also the entire movie being of a guy wearing a camera headset lol
rose thorn
I think it was specifically about the private militarization of Russia?
crystal forum
the australian guy who keeps dying
rose thorn
But I don’t know
dusk patrol
They a good bit of ‘anti military’ stuff
rose thorn
I’m bad at politics
rose thorn
https://tenor.com/view/war-hot-shots-fantastic-great-gif-16878818
Lmao
crystal forum
also he fights gopniks
opaque coyote
dusk patrol
I think it was specifically about the private militarization of Russia?
I think its actually about how this guy named Henry has a hot girlfriend and hes gonna shoot a bunch of people to get her back
rose thorn
I think it was specifically about the private militarization of Russia?
Or privatization of military gear businesses
crystal forum
I think its actually about how this guy named Henry has a hot girlfriend and hes...
he does it pretty hardcore
rose thorn
I think its actually about how this guy named Henry has a hot girlfriend and hes...
Very true
winter vessel
the australian guy who keeps dying
I think Jimmy’s actor is South African, no?
dusk patrol
Also Sharlton Copley is there
crystal forum
I think Jimmy’s actor is South African, no?
fuck
dusk patrol
I think Jimmy’s actor is South African, no?
He is
winter vessel
District 9 was a trip with him
storm jungle
Copley is the epitome of like
crystal forum
i messed up a fellow commonwealth accent i deserve death
storm jungle
Great actor
Not in enough stuff
Appears in the most random shit
rose thorn
NOOOOO it’s about military propaganda there we go
crystal forum
WAIT ISNT HE IN DISCTRICT 9
winter vessel
>Great actor
>Not in enough stuff
>Appears in the most random shit
I liked him in Elysium as Krueger, really played a maniac operative very well
opaque coyote
https://youtu.be/gvcNLrYxgF8?si=qs_tTq9A6kNEFeUi
I want Treachery's secret level to just be a game of League of Legends
half gazelle
One of my favorite scenes is Jimmy barking like a dog
opaque coyote
Like you're forced to play a bootleg LoL
storm jungle
Jimmy is my favorite payday 2 character
payday 2 jimmy mention lets goooo
opaque coyote
crystal forum
I liked him in Elysium as Krueger, really played a maniac operative very well
another movie that goes unbelievably hard for no reason
storm jungle
I liked him in Elysium as Krueger, really played a maniac operative very well
A lot of south africaboos love him in that movie and i cant blame them lol
crystal forum
the fucking airburst AK
winter vessel
rose thorn
The only thing I know about south Africa is emerald slave mines
storm jungle
Yeah uh
thats kinda all you need to know really
its lore is pretty complciated but fucked up lol
crystal forum
they also make very wacky guns over there
half gazelle
Elysium gave me advanced warfare vibes
rose thorn
Oh and British occupation but that every where
rose thorn
its lore is pretty complciated but fucked up lol
Lmao
crystal forum
Oh and British occupation but that every where
mostly danish (?)
rose thorn
What about danishes?
crystal forum
no dutch
winter vessel
Elysium gave me advanced warfare vibes
You ain’t wrong
crystal forum
the accent is dutch based which is why it's weird
half gazelle
My favorite darkest dungeon boss
Haha another DD enjoyer
half gazelle
You ain’t wrong
winter vessel
I think my favorite in terms of grounded but futuristic military is Edge Of Tomorrow’s exoskeletons
dusk patrol
half gazelle
I think my favorite in terms of grounded but futuristic military is Edge Of Tomo...
I loved that movie
rose thorn
NO WAY
half gazelle
2 is one of my favorite games
I played the first so far and only so far I'll eventually get to 2
rose thorn
But it’s really good till the end
winter vessel
Tom Cruise in that film is literally me trying to Run Mythic on every Halo game
half gazelle
It’s so weird
It really is but it was so cool
crystal forum
anyways this is a south african 20mm cannon that indeed shoots full velocity rounds
half gazelle
They could've done a game on that
winter vessel
https://tenor.com/view/edge-of-tomorrow-edge-tomorrow-tom-cruise-gif-14080641
This was the last film Bill Paxton was in?
crystal forum
south african guns go hard
dusk patrol
No
storm jungle
anyways this is a south african 20mm cannon that indeed shoots full velocity rou...
wow its my favorite 40k gun
dusk patrol
This was the last film Bill Paxton was in?
The Circle was his last
crystal forum
wow its my favorite 40k gun
i thought you'd say helldivers autocannon
winter vessel
anyways this is a south african 20mm cannon that indeed shoots full velocity rou...
Why it look like something I’d see on the Brick Arms webpage, lmao
storm jungle
i thought you'd say helldivers autocannon
Shit thats true lol
dusk patrol
Edge of Tommorrow was a few years before he died
half gazelle
anyways this is a south african 20mm cannon that indeed shoots full velocity rou...
Whys the bolt so far forward
half gazelle
Shit thats true lol
Very now that I think about it
winter vessel
https://youtu.be/N4XpYGjGsAI?si=47M60FlHd2KZ2UXt I bless Edge of Tomorrow for that end credits song
half gazelle
Very now that I think about it
Ok actually yeah that's how id operate it so yeah that works
The closest we have to a "live die repeat" game is actually a few but none exactly exosuit related
storm jungle
call of duty infinity warfare :p
Treated way too harshly on release
its a really fun cod
rose thorn
fr
storm jungle
It definitely came out in the wrong time too
rose thorn
the story mode is probably the best cod story mode (not coutning story)
half gazelle
Signalis is an indie game but you're a robot and have to basically reload the save. Trepang 2 and fear have that but its future soldier styled not exactly exosuit.
rose thorn
id like a remake
rose thorn
i think the story gameplay wise was so fun
rose thorn
Maggie its not that old yet at all
everything feels old to me
half gazelle
Maggie its not that old yet at all
Yeah. If anything a continuation
rocky gale
Infinite Warefare is the Space one, the one with exosuits was uhhhhhh
Advanced Warfare
rose thorn
i forgot was the really really bad exo skeleton cod game right after or right before
rose thorn
Advanced Warfare
yeah advance warfare was relaly really bad
winter vessel
Infinite Warfare, It was for me 7/10 with the story. But I was more drawn to BF1 at the time
half gazelle
Signalis is an indie game but you're a robot and have to basically reload the sa...
This is off top of my head and even incorporates with story (kinda)
winter vessel
And holy hell was it worth the $60
rocky gale
Evil Jon Snow jumpscare
half gazelle
Yes
rocky gale
Isn't this the one where he's like "We will win because we do what is necessary no matter the cost" and then to prove it shoots one of his own men for no reason.
viral halo
Evil Jon Snow jumpscare
why were him and fucking connor mcgregor the bad guys of that game
half gazelle
This is off top of my head and even incorporates with story (kinda)
Signalis: you're an android and if you die you reload a save but this death was a figure of your imagination. (Based on early game lore)
Trepang 2: you've lived this multiple times but was moved to different bodies and are a test subject.
FEAR: a soldier (I uh don't actually remember the lore on this so..)
rocky gale
FEAR...... uhhhhhh
half gazelle
This is just a quick thing and nothing crazy nothing really revealed
rocky gale
FEAR you can't really discuss without major spoilers for the game tbh
half gazelle
FEAR you can't really discuss without major spoilers for the game tbh
That works yeah
winter vessel
When it’s International Day at the Middle School:
half gazelle
When it’s International Day at the Middle School:
"students today we learn how the wars went. Heres your shovels start digging boys!"
winter vessel
You see other kids with their Tri boards with pictures staring at the two boys who are going really hard with an expensive budget they saved up in allowance
half gazelle
FEAR you can't really discuss without major spoilers for the game tbh
I try not to spoil anything major myself ngl.
I do little work arounds or something. Most of mine you just read and if I cant explain it without spoilers I don't do it.
half gazelle
When it’s International Day at the Middle School:
I can actually tell you there's gonna be a small group of kids that would charge after digging a trench.
I can say that because as a kid I liked doing similar stuff. A "death mission but gets the job done" like say dodgeball but some dude on the football team is there and hes always insane at it, often I would try to get him out the amount of times he actually failed to hit me was insane. On the chance he did it sucked im ngl
dusk patrol
why were him and fucking connor mcgregor the bad guys of that game
Cause the Belt belongs to the Beltahs!
Or space or whatever they called it
opaque coyote
Signalis: you're an android and if you die you reload a save but this death was ...
The respawns in Trepang2 isn't canon
Basically the cycles are clones.
half gazelle
Basically the cycles are clones.
Yup
opaque coyote
Each "cycle" is an improvement on the last, and their purpose are different.
For example ||Anton Lazar is a cycle. He was clearly made to control Horizon before going rogue||
opaque coyote
Yeah just nerd emojing don't mind me
As for Signalis, the respawns are canon. Every single one.
There is literally a scene where you're pushed off down an elevator shaft
and your fall is broken by the mountain of your corpses.
Although Signalis's story is genuinely so confusing and obscure that people still argue to this day on the exacts.
And each person that played through the game has a different interpretation on what's exactly going on
rocky gale
Cause the Belt belongs to the Beltahs!
half gazelle
Just incase if another was interested but hadn't played and seen chat
opaque coyote
Thats the idea I was giving without spoiling
Although, I do kinda wish we got a Rogue-like mode for Signalis tbh
half gazelle
Although, I do kinda wish we got a Rogue-like mode for Signalis tbh
Very true but most of the time you're not even slaying you're just running the rooms without dying hopefully.
opaque coyote
Like I do think that exploring the dystopian space empire is cool
half gazelle
Or atleast thats how I done it
opaque coyote
Very true but most of the time you're not even slaying you're just running the r...
Yeah was kinda thinking of something similar to like
RE4 survivors or the Prey Mooncrash DLC
half gazelle
Yeah was kinda thinking of something similar to like
RE4 survivors or the Prey ...
Yeah
Literally a RE styled game where its too difficult to do anything to things so you just end up running the whole time.
I love that tho
opaque coyote
Also the fact that even outside of the main story, the dystopia that's described is genuinely interesting. And I do wish we get a game or anything that's outside the weird cosmic horror.
Or at least outside of Elster and Ariane
half gazelle
Literally a RE styled game where its too difficult to do anything to things so y...
I remember running so much in the older RE I ended up playing that in signalis. That game is too good
opaque coyote
Also ||the game implies that Ariane's fuckery is actually possibly affecting the entire galaxy Signalis is in||
half gazelle
Mhm
opaque coyote
||So genuinely wondering what would it be like if you played as somebody who's completely unaware of the story||
half gazelle
|| I read every single pick up item and still remember most of their words||
opaque coyote
||Just trying to survive the shit that's going on, while being in total fear and confusion||
opaque coyote
I remember running so much in the older RE I ended up playing that in signalis. ...
I think the best way to describe it is
half gazelle
||Just trying to survive the shit that's going on, while being in total fear and...
Thats a great question
opaque coyote
Silent Hill 2 mixed with Resident evil and Nier.
half gazelle
Silent Hill 2 mixed with Resident evil and Nier.
Yes
Thats actually a really good way
opaque coyote
Also
Storch
hehe
da sniffa
||Ignore the fact that it's a deformed cancerous zombie in the ga-||
also yes this plushie is official
half gazelle
Awe I'm just sad about the people you meet in signalis
half gazelle
||Ignore the fact that it's a deformed cancerous zombie in the ga-||
||Yeah, I mean they don't mean to be like that. Just they refuse death||
opaque coyote
Awe I'm just sad about the people you meet in signalis
Why do you think 95% of the fanart is mostly cute memes
well more like 50%
45% is sesbian lex
5% is actually about the horror aspect
half gazelle
Why do you think 95% of the fanart is mostly cute memes
They're all so good I love their dialogue.
opaque coyote
Generally, I find that horror game fandoms usually make like
cute fanart most of the time
probably to calm down the trauma
half gazelle
Ok that actually makes sense now tho
opaque coyote
opaque coyote
You get some of the best themes in Signalis
oh 100%
perfect for the fucked up shit that goes on
half gazelle
What number was it in chapter 1 for the good music? 142? I love that one in itself.
Oh thats right one second if one doesn't know but enjoys it just as it gets worse
The extended version
Its really prepares you what you're getting into I swear also I love the puzzles I have so many sketches while having to do them if someone opened my sketchbook id look like a crazy person.
This talk reminds me how much I love horror games
opaque coyote
I need to try out Fear tbh
half gazelle
I need to try out Fear tbh
Its good, i gotta go through it
That reminds me tho steam has time shift
crystal forum
Disco Elysium, sorta
i wish
i guess we have hunter the gathering
which is not a game
half gazelle
Disco Elysium, sorta
I mean it does have jokes of it
crystal forum
peecigarette
vagrant fox
yea
half gazelle
Even in the first part it jokes on a lot "that pig gonna F*** him!?"
Oh yeah he actually does look good
crystal forum
you mean cuno?
half gazelle
you mean cuno?
Yeah
crystal forum
did a child yelling slurs at you make you horny
half gazelle
Well cuno talking about MC about abusing a corpse
Its actually pretty funny but thatd be gay and.. whats the name necro something
vagrant fox
Actually the mansexuals have Metal Gear, no ifs or buts
crystal forum
yes butts
arctic talon
Actually the mansexuals have Metal Gear, no ifs or buts
vagrant fox
vagrant fox
It occurs to me that the space marine chapter I've made for a sector I'm detailing is just an offbrand Diamond Dogs with more warcrimes
vagrant fox
Sundowner deserved better, his music was the best
half gazelle
It occurs to me that the space marine chapter I've made for a sector I'm detaili...
Haha
rose thorn
Did, Disney make an anti democracy episode of a show???
crystal forum
what
rose thorn
Some show called oreville
and it’s like
A criticism of democracy???
It’s really bad
Like quality wise
rose thorn
FR
“The majority is the truth ..”
“You wearing that is literally pissing on my heritage”
I forgot Disney hates Jews
crystal forum
that's so cool family guy guy, i bet you'll do another season of the cleveland show
rose thorn
Lmao
Crazy that Fox allowed family to make that joke
Since it’s literally like
True
Like all rich people n in the 1920s are super pro eugenics
green loom
It make money
crystal forum
also mag if you weren't aware it's common for these centrist types to bash pure democracy
crystal forum
which is a take that literally dates back to socrates times
not particularly fresh
green loom
I'm a Diogenes kind of unwashed hobo
crystal forum
basically socrates was agains the sophists who were the very skilled orators who could influence the greek democracy however they wanted
The arts of the sophists were known as sophistry and gained a negative reputation as tools of arbitrary reasoning. "Sophistry" is today used as a pejorative for a superficially sound but intellectually dishonest argument in support of a foregone conclusion.
so the "pure democracy" was poisoned by these people, hence the whatever the people want is the truth
rose thorn
is it like, an anti equal rights thing?
crystal forum
is it like, an anti equal rights thing?
no he was just against intellectual dishonesty since according to the story they would convince people about all sorts of bullshit
he ended up killing himself with arsenic to prove a point
crystal forum
you should see plato's views, he was all about the big brain people having power
rose thorn
democarcy?
viral halo
Plato believed in the philosopher King
young pecan
no he was just against intellectual dishonesty since according to the story they...
Hey that tactic sounds familiar
viral halo
and also would start flexing on people when he lost arguments
crystal forum
he was a very silly person imo
viral halo
and also lied constantly by writing about socrates to spout his own opinions
crystal forum
we dont even know how much of socrates is true since it's from plato's perspective
viral halo
However, he's very based
I find it funny that Alexander the Great and Aristotle hated each other
rose thorn
i just, dont understand how people can be against true democracy but pro limited democracy
arctic talon
Plato is also his wrestling name
crystal forum
wait he ruined oligarchies?
no he was against the "pure" democracy of the greeks. at least according to plato
arctic talon
^
rose thorn
Oh
arctic talon
Greeks democracy isn’t a pure democracy
rose thorn
arctic talon
I don’t think any nation irl has had a pure democracy lol
crystal forum
that's why moderates and liberals love to bash it
arctic talon
It only applied to a portion of the population
crystal forum
like in that clip
rose thorn
rich liberals*
crystal forum
mag ever heard "america is not a democracy it's a constitutional whatever whatever"
rose thorn
yeah
crystal forum
that's why they say that
rose thorn
but hte constiution says its a democarcy
rose thorn
that's why they say that
oh so he was that lady
isnt she the same one who said jew space lasers started the california fires
crystal forum
taylor green?
rose thorn
yeah
crystal forum
no she's just insane
rose thorn
i heard that because some insane lady had a mental breakdown in like, congress or something
viral halo
i heard that because some insane lady had a mental breakdown in like, congress o...
no she's just like that
all the time
crystal forum
just a mouthpiece for the crazies
viral halo
The Q crowd
crystal forum
do people still believe in that
rose thorn
what does q stand for????
crystal forum
i havent heard any Q lately
viral halo
do people still believe in that
Yea lol
They tried to resurrecy JFK two years ago or something
crystal forum
what does q stand for????
the highest security level in the US governemnt
viral halo
was very funny
rose thorn
oh
crystal forum
because the guy who supposedly started it had Q clearance and said he'd post government secrets on 4chan
arctic talon
rose thorn
what the fuck
viral halo
oh
it's a group of fucking 50iq ppl thinking they're solving conpiracies
it's literal meaningless garbage
crystal forum
yes this is all 4chan
rose thorn
are the yliterally apart of the goverment
crystal forum
it's 4chan
rose thorn
oh oka
viral halo
It's not 4chan sadly
crystal forum
and none of the "leaked" stuff has proven to be true
rose thorn
did it auto open that for anyone else?
crystal forum
i was into conspiracy theories before it was cool
rose thorn
i was into conspiracy theories before it was cool
medeival france?
crystal forum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsN96zE8FuE
unavailable in my country
viral halo
Friendly reminder that when Israel got attacked last year all the BBC cuck p*orn stopped getting posted on 4chan for a week
crystal forum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsN96zE8FuE
unavailable in my country
crystal forum
discord laggng
viral halo
yea discord is cooked
crystal forum
arctic talon
From deranged American conspiracy theories
crystal forum
any more questions on dumb liberal takes of the world mag
crystal forum
liberalism, the political ideology
rose thorn
ohhhhhhhhhhhh okay thats like, not what it means in the us anymore mao
people use it as an insult to democrats
crystal forum
the refusal of believing in anything concrete and insistence of maintaining the status quo because "it is how it is"
rose thorn
i was really confused
young pecan
It's funny because the democrat populace are by and large not liberals
crystal forum
liberalism is a slur on the right because they can't read
it's a slur on the left because they read
rose thorn
the LIBERALS are making the RAINBOW GAY
young pecan
"Haha you want things to stay the same"
-The party of people who wanna "go back to the good ol' days"
rose thorn
young pecan
"Haha you want things to stay the same"
-The party of people who wanna "go b...
Like Jay said they don't even know what it means so this doesn't apply but it IS ironic
crystal forum
i had to learn liberal philosphy in my philo class and god i hated it
it's also not their fault that liberalism is so ridiculously dense
rose thorn
i realize the simpler your political needs the less i stress about it, so then i dont care about politics. is it healthy? no. but i plan to work for the forest or wildlife administration so shrug
buggies :3
crystal forum
i dont blame you, it took me years to understand the complexe stuff and it's not worth it because you'll end up arguing with people who call you slurs
only academics give a shit
rose thorn
shockingly 90% of things connect to my 2 points so its pretty easy to vote
also it helps that the green party was turned into a republican puppet
crystal forum
at the end of the day, money wins. political ideologies are just buzzwords these days
but that's neoliberalism for you
young pecan
i realize the simpler your political needs the less i stress about it, so then i...
Did you hear about the huge wildlife caretaker wave of firing
young pecan
Drill baby drill 
rose thorn
and i dont live in california
young pecan
Damn which state?
young pecan
OH right I heard about that too
rose thorn
my favorite town is currently on fire
young pecan
Samesies
crystal forum
this is why im telling everybody i know to vote in the coming federal elections so we dont end up with little pp
rose thorn
yeaah i did the same
young pecan
Germany made the mistake of getting too complacent and now their far rightoids are piping up big time
young pecan
NC
rose thorn
doesnt SC fucking suck or what
crystal forum
check this funny polling graph
guess why liberal party suddenly is getting more support
viral halo
this is why im telling everybody i know to vote in the coming federal elections ...
gonna end up as the 51st STATE
young pecan
doesnt SC fucking suck or what
Never been there except passing through on a drive or when I went to Carrowinds
||Yeah fuck SC||
vagrant fox
gonna end up as the 51st STATE
I thought that was Greenland
rose thorn
gonna end up as the 51st STATE
isnt portarico the 51st state?
viral halo
I thought that was Greenland
all the same
viral halo
isnt portarico the 51st state?
no they're basically a colonial property
"American Territory"
lots of weird laws in the 1890s
crystal forum
that makes no sense soggy, we'd have to be at least 6 states
rose thorn
vagrant fox
The yankees must be stopped, we need to continue waging war with the Canadians over Hans Island
viral halo
https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-nick-nickelodeon-patrick-...
they don't get all the rights and we let them get destroyed by companies and turn the entire place into tourists zones
rose thorn
The yankees must be stopped, we need to continue waging war with the Canadians o...
i love the furtrade wars!
viral halo
that makes no sense soggy, we'd have to be at *least* 6 states
I want Toronto Glassed
everything else can stay
crystal forum
The yankees must be stopped, we need to continue waging war with the Canadians o...
we'll put poison in the whiskey
rose thorn
ive been thinking to move to argentina
crystal forum
I want Toronto Glassed
this is accetpable
young pecan
Visited family for new years
TV was showing the new year from Puerto Rico, among many other places
Relative goes "Why the fuck are we supposed to care so much about Puerto Rico, fucking (s slur)s"
crystal forum
ive been thinking to move to argentina
not a very good choice rn
rose thorn
oh fr?
crystal forum
did you not see what happened recently
rose thorn
nope!
crystal forum
the president did a crypto rug pull on the argentinians
rose thorn
HHUDHIFHIJIHHSBAFUBAH What?????
viral halo
Unfathomably based
rose thorn
why??????
young pecan
did you not see what happened recently
As Americans we are duty-bound to know nothing about the world around us 
rose thorn
hes the fucking president????
vagrant fox
You haven't heard of the shit Milei gets up to?
crystal forum
yes he actively campaigned to replace argentina's currency with crypto
viral halo
You haven't heard of the shit Milei gets up to?
Dude moves like Mcdonald's Sprite
crystal forum
that was what he got elected on
rose thorn
hes the fucking president what does he get from doing a cryptoscam
bro just, didnt have to do that
rose thorn
hes already the president
crystal forum
that's not enough for people these days
young pecan
Well it worked, didn't it
vagrant fox
D o s h
crystal forum
eternal greed
young pecan
Can't just learn how to play an instrument and play video games or some shit
rose thorn
bro just give yourself more money
young pecan
Rich people always gotta find dubious ways to get more rich
rose thorn
its so stupid
crystal forum
this is why i like epicureanism
guy was ahead of his time and not a meme like those other fucks
rose thorn
he could have kept the campaign, just make stores have to accept cryptocurrency as payment
vagrant fox
Dude moves like Mcdonald's Sprite
McDonald's sprite doesn't hit like it used to, there's less cocaine in it or something
crystal forum
argentina has had a rough economic time
people wanted change
and he was very radical
rose thorn
im glad they turned to crypto scams instead of blamming trans people like the meta
crystal forum
yes this literally mirrors trump
vagrant fox
Argentina is kind of the Belgium of South America, a total meme
rose thorn
maybe the meta will change for corrupt politicians
rose thorn
oh yeah stocks
young pecan
My dad knew a guy from Argentina on the PS3 way back then, I hope he's doing alright
crystal forum
insider trading, my favorite
rose thorn
fr
crystal forum
anyways i lost 500 canadian monopoly money on crypto last year
rose thorn
my dad tried to open me a penny stocks account when it urned 16 before realzing its illegal
im sorry for your loss
crystal forum
that's ok i take it as a lesson
rose thorn
im glad you can learn unlike my father
crystal forum
i lost a bayonet doppler in csgo because of a scam
around 300$ at the time
got it in a case if you can believe it
rose thorn
ice!
crystal forum
gambling for children
crystal forum
i never opened a box again
rose thorn
i mean with like
arctic talon
Unless I’m missing something
rose thorn
overwatch
arctic talon
Oh
rose thorn
and fortnite
rose thorn
oh really?
rose thorn
baiscally the same thing
crystal forum
its own kind of FOMO
arctic talon
No?
arctic talon
its own kind of FOMO
Yeah
crystal forum
a more evolved version of lootboxes
crystal forum
yes after playing the game for hours and hours
rose thorn
crazy that a minecraft mod has a rotating store and shit
crystal forum
battlepass i mean
arctic talon
Unless you’re talking about the battlepass
rose thorn
i have no clue how mojang allows it
rose thorn
when?
crystal forum
valve?
arctic talon
Fortnite just made it popularer
crystal forum
nah valve did boxes
arctic talon
DOTA 2
crystal forum
huh
rose thorn
oh never played dota
crystal forum
valve did so much bad shit
arctic talon
Anyways
rose thorn
becasue they make good games
rose thorn
1000 scam children equals 1 good halflife level
arctic talon
Except the exp + price is exponential for later ranks
young pecan
Exponential?
crystal forum
lierally mobile game
arctic talon
Yes
young pecan
Mhm
rose thorn
Except the exp + price is exponential for later ranks
liek fallout 76
arctic talon
Your wallet
crystal forum
i wont play it at all
arctic talon
Lol
crystal forum
starfield
arctic talon
Oh also I love how one of the titles in monster hunter wilds is
crystal forum
todd howard
young pecan
Don't scare them, they might wet themselves a new Skyrim rerelease
arctic talon
vagrant fox
I had a friend who will take any possible chance to talk shit about Obsidian in favour of Bethesda and I don't think I'll ever quite understand
crystal forum
Don't scare them, they might wet themselves a new Skyrim rerelease
that's already a garantee
if the next elder scrolls is good i'm eating elitewolf
vagrant fox
I'll do it too
arctic talon
I have no clue where the (self proclaimed) title comes from but I need it
young pecan
I love how the hunter keeps having to ask Alma, mid-confrontation as the monster is doing evil, if we have clearance to destroy it
Did they do that in other titles?
arctic talon
I love how the hunter keeps having to ask Alma, mid-confrontation as the monster...
It’s new to wilds
young pecan
I'm pretty sure they didn't in Worlds at least
arctic talon
Since there’s no hunters guild presence
Except for the handlers
The handlers are literally the highest authority in the region for the guild
young pecan
Oh that makes sense
arctic talon
So they need to authorize shit so you aren’t poaching
crystal forum
poaching giant monsters
young pecan
I don't understand how the Worlds handler got clearance to become one
She was so stupid
arctic talon
Well
Handlers aren’t that high ranked
It’s more so a case of
There’s literally no one else
young pecan
Girlie was a little too ditsy for the position
rose thorn
(self proclaimed)
lmao
arctic talon
But yes the World Handler might be
Slightly smooth brained
But she does her job well enough so uh
rose thorn
im redesigning my city of sigmar visually and someone suggested i look at mr hunter for sutf
arctic talon
rose thorn
monster*
arctic talon
im redesigning my city of sigmar visually and someone suggested i look at mr hun...
Yes
Drip
So much
rose thorn
im planning to piviot towards asain/japanese fishing stuff
with bones tools
and use alto less metal
arctic talon
Girlie was a little too ditsy for the position
Honestly our world hunter was a little stupid as well lol
Acting confused about a creature that’s well known and famous
And acting like it’s the first time they’ve heard of it
arctic talon
im planning to piviot towards asain/japanese fishing stuff
Tbf that’s not the only aesthetic in monster hunter
rose thorn
this really inspiredm e tbh
arctic talon
Regarding aquatic armor
arctic talon
this really inspiredm e tbh
Ah
crystal forum
this really inspiredm e tbh
no sane mind could come up with this
rose thorn
I love how the ||scarlet forest apex predators armor|| looks
ooo thank you
crystal forum
what's the fire for
rose thorn
the tactic was only used at night
arctic talon
ooo thank you
||Uth Duna is what it’s called||
rose thorn
and the birds got fish for the owners
crystal forum
why at night
young pecan
Looks cooler
rose thorn
because thats when the birds did their thing
crystal forum
i didn't know birds could be used as hunting animals apart from like eagles or some shit
young pecan
Me neither
crystal forum
man what i'd give to have an eagle
young pecan
Never heard of that strat especially
crystal forum
go my eagle, rip out his larynx
arctic talon
Bird fishing is cool
rose thorn
fr
i have to come up with a species of bird that wont eat the user
i might move my city to shyish
but then waht thef uck do i feed the birds
and in ghur the birds would just eat their owners
arctic talon
but then waht thef uck do i feed the birds
Part of the fish
Not all the catch needs to be fed to people
rose thorn
very true
i dont relaly understand how the dyanmic works between the birds and the fisher bth
green loom
rose thorn
OHH
crystal forum
arctic talon
Like with the cormorant?
Yeah
rose thorn
okay so they tie a string to the throat of the bird,and let the brids eat the small fish and then the big fish gets stuck and they take it out
WHO DESIGNED THIS
IIM KILLING THEM
dusk patrol
Lucius model is too good
They don’t want him showing the others up
It is interesting how he’s the only one without a helmet
storm jungle
Posing that old Terminator on that lineup is CRAZY
Maybe they'll update E.C later for it
rose thorn
assuming next ediiton is the greyknight glow up,
whats some lore changes youw ould like to see
id like to see greyknights forced ot become more flexiable in their uses
maybe include lroe about them attakcing xenos to recieve anti demon tech
or they are deployed on xenos killing missiosn because the imperium ran out of resources for that area
and only could afford to put greyknights there
im aksing to make greyknights more like xcom
make greyknights xcom for demons
with dlc fo ocurse
idk if gretknights are better off with or without being unknown and shit
Greyknights hoping that the imperial guard they are deployed with doesnt notice them
arctic talon
idk if gretknights are better off with or without being unknown and shit
Tbf the greyknights do sometimes show up and no one notices a thing
Mostly since
Oh cool
Silver space marines
arctic talon
whats some lore changes youw ould like to see
Make the brotherhoods larger then they currently are
Is the big one imo
They have a ton of GK in training
rose thorn
they are twice as large as the rogal dorn
oh wait
fellblade
my bad
i thought uh
uh
sorry mr omega
crystal forum
SHUT UP HADRON
rose thorn
the shadowblade
rose thorn
Make the brotherhoods larger then they currently are
plsssss
crystal forum
let the queen speak
crystal forum
they're almost the same
i believe the official fellblade model is literally a baneblade with resin parts on top
rose thorn
that maeks me wanna start imepralis even more
they are so
fucking
CUTE
ITS SO ADORABLE
IM SCREAMING
baby space marines
huh
yeah
fair
crystal forum
totally not biased
fierce glade
Silver space marines
Thank God the silver skulls chapter is here
rose thorn
silver skulls are brown
crystal forum
woah
storm jungle
silver skulls are brown
rose thorn
What the hell
What
chapter am I thinking of
I swore to god they were dark the brown almost looks black
fierce glade
Well it ain't the brazen skulls
rose thorn
THAT IS
storm jungle
Anyway hold on
storm jungle
Oh right lol
dapper gyro
Every time you post this, I find it amusing that the table uses the old Raptor scheme.
storm jungle
Yeah its dated lol
dapper gyro
It has tons of primaris in it. It is not old, just the people who made it want to poke fun.
storm jungle
It very likely might be a mistake
theres way too many chapters here as is
like thats not even counting the ones that have no images they could officially find/fanmake from written sources and just put it down as bars of text too lol
winter vessel
like thats not even counting the ones that have no images they could officially ...
That’s how it feels like
storm jungle
Way too accurate
"How many of these Chapters do you think even matter?"
"Uhhh 10."
"Wow!"
winter vessel
Then the next scene where they try the different mattresses, that’s like them trying out the unique skills tailored to each chapter
sharp pollen
sbong bop
spunj me boi
why is there no bikini-bottom order
fsih marines
squidward marines
winter vessel
“I’m basically a salamander but I trade fire for water”
sharp pollen
bob... spon...
rose thorn
“I’m fire falcons-
Flame falcons-
Fire hawks-
Flame hawks-“
sharp pollen
flame hawk tuahs!!!! forward brother!!! for HAWK TUAHHH
gray umbra
The angels of <word>
storm jungle
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
dapper gyro
Vocabulary is not the strong suit for some people.
storm jungle
The angels of <word>
blood angel successor names are legit 5 times the same thing
winter vessel
😭
Me when I learn that the Fire Angels and Angels of Fire are two separate chapters:
sharp pollen
the angels of demons
gray umbra
___ angels
arctic talon
blood angel successor names are legit 5 times the same thing
Sanguine, flesh, blood, angels, eaters
rose thorn
And dark angels
storm jungle
Sanguine, flesh, blood, angels, eaters
^^^^^^
sharp pollen
Kindness Angels 😊
gray umbra
Definitely separated and not a legion
winter vessel
Sanguine, flesh, blood, angels, eaters
What’s the successor in the Astartes 2 trailer. Something Vermillion?
arctic talon
Charnel guard, and Atlantean spears
storm jungle
Im glad Eternal is not here to be all like
storm jungle
"well all these names make snese guys"
arctic talon
What’s the successor in the Astartes 2 trailer. Something Vermillion?
Angels vermillion
storm jungle
i swear
gray umbra
Iron..snakes
storm jungle
Angels vermillion
Angels Vermintide???
arctic talon
"well all these names make snese guys"
They do, they’re just funny how derivative they are
storm jungle
They do, they’re just funny how derivative they are
THEY ALL SOUND THE FUCKING SAME
storm jungle
I hope a skaven eats us both
aaa-
winter vessel
Oh Vermillion. The guys who take a bath in blood
arctic talon
I do like how
sharp pollen
yet again im glad i dont care about marines
storm jungle
no thats the Blood Bathers
arctic talon
Oh also lamenters
storm jungle
yet again im glad i dont care about marines <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
That makes you more based than most
arctic talon
Lamenters, Charnel guard and Atlantean spears
Good job
For not having the common words
Charnel guard is on thin fucking ice though
dapper gyro
Lamenters is an outliner. They need them for the plot.
sharp pollen
That makes you more based than most
storm jungle
Lmfao
gray umbra
Flesh tearers and their regarded cousins the flesh eaters
winter vessel
Flesh flesh
storm jungle
how can these chapters be at all unhinged
also dont forget the Flesh Golems
no wait it was Gore Golems
arctic talon
Gore golems
storm jungle
SHUT UP
arctic talon
Fake fan
storm jungle
AA-
arctic talon
40K orcs
dapper gyro
Hmm, Dilara is now sus.
storm jungle
arctic talon
storm jungle
winter vessel
SNIFFFFF there is iron in blood
arctic talon
I want the gore golems