40k-lore-chat

[rose thorn]

[humble shoal]

Yeah, iraq

[arctic talon]

Wars yes

[humble shoal]

3 of them

[winter vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/platoon-tough-soldier-shouting-screaming-gif-16027196

[dusk patrol]

Tbh I’m always in support of shitting on any European country so it’s hard to argue with it

[humble shoal]

Desert shield, desert storm, iraqi freedom

Its the nation building that failed

[storm jungle]

"iraqi freedom"

[rose thorn]

War on terror

[arctic talon]

That one isn’t an actual war

[outer wave]

I almost feel the US hasn't done a whole lot against terror

[storm jungle]

They definitely see it as one

[viral halo]

My uncle jimmy shot a teenager with a browning m2 during iraqi freedom and said the kid basically turned to paint

[dusk patrol]

There hasnt been any

[humble shoal]

Its what they called it

[storm jungle]

They were pretty good inflicting it themselves to be fair.

[crystal forum]

america invaded afghanistan with like every NATO member and they won in 2 months

[gray umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/jarhead-marine-corps-yes-gif-12863881

[dusk patrol]

I think Iraq was the only one?

[arctic talon]

Not just every NATO member lol

It was a lot more then just NATO

Is the funniest shit

[dusk patrol]

I don’t think Afghanistan was declared

[crystal forum]

it was the biggest steamroll ever

[humble shoal]

Yeah the 3 in iraq

[arctic talon]

Afghanistan wasn’t a war declared

[humble shoal]

And maybe lobya

[opaque coyote]

The invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan were technically Ws.

It's just occupying them was an L.

[crystal forum]

i think more american died to friendly fire than enemy action

[storm jungle]

Also the amount of like

[winter vessel]

i swear, from the 2000-2010 there was like one form of lighting games and movies used to represent the Middle East

[humble shoal]

Mind you the us jasnt had an official war in 20 years

[arctic talon]

Well yeah

[humble shoal]

Just military operations

[crystal forum]

ok but who gives a fuck except government officials

[arctic talon]

Idk

[crystal forum]

it was a war

[outer wave]

Yeah the US isn't good at occupying countries but then again, I don't think any country is good at that

[arctic talon]

Not me

[storm jungle]

As a half-arab muslim trust me I get it lol

[humble shoal]

States with national guard troops who died

[storm jungle]

Its just american cope

"we didnt lose"

[arctic talon]

Nah

Afghanistan was lost

[dusk patrol]

Iraq’s issue was/is its hard to get people to rally around a nation in the Middle East, and democracy is hard to force

[arctic talon]

lol

[opaque coyote]

Especially Afghanistan, the country which nobody has managed to hold

[humble shoal]

Yeah it was lost

[crystal forum]

maybe if these countries weren't bombed to shit they'd have some chance

[humble shoal]

To pakistan

[arctic talon]

Anyone who says Afghanistan wasn’t a loss is delusional

[winter vessel]

the retreat we did from the Middle East has gotta be the most embarrassing Military action I've witnessed

[storm jungle]

Nah jay it was all the locals fault

[viral halo]

we just can't occupy these countries successfully, you cannot teach democracy to a country where half of it is tribal and half of it is totalitarian tbh

[storm jungle]

trust me

[outer wave]

Considering that it's a bunch of smaller sections that apparently want to be left alone in their own section, no surprise

[dusk patrol]

You can’t force a governmen into being sadly

[stuck arrow]

Clearly we just need a psychic golden man to fix Earth and take us to the stars.

[dusk patrol]

Afghanistan didn’t want it

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[winter vessel]

Kevin Spacey delivered that pretty well in that cutscene of Advanced Warfare

[dusk patrol]

More or less yeah

[crystal forum]

i love all the americans in combat videos commenting about how the locals are weak for not fighting for a state they don't even support while they're paid in dirt

[forest orbit]

I wonder why they were like this to begin with.

[opaque coyote]

To be honest Afghanistan was kinda fucked from the start, we just made it worse on a lot of levels.

We did increase education so there's that.

Too bad the Taliban probably reversed like...

All of the improvements that we did socially.

It was never really gonna stick anyways

[arctic talon]

You mean historically?

Or like modern day

[viral halo]

this is my point

[winter vessel]

all that hardware that was left behind

[forest orbit]

Historically

[arctic talon]

Afghanistan is genuinely really interesting as a nation

[opaque coyote]

We can't really help a country that doesn't want us.

[arctic talon]

I had to do a paper on it

[storm jungle]

||The region wasnt great but I also had a relative that was sent to a american detention camp during the first years of the war so im not exactly gonna have sympathies lol||

[dusk patrol]

Afghanistan isn’t really a nation is the main thing

[crystal forum]

if the locals dont even want the state that the US is supporting what the fuck do you expect of them

[forest orbit]

The invasions didnt exactly help either tbh

[viral halo]

Can't force democracy on a country with a gigantic tribal population that loosely adheres to a shoddy at best government lol

[forest orbit]

^

[humble shoal]

Did they have the sin of wearing a casio watch?

[winter vessel]

https://youtu.be/rVdu-cxCUYw?si=CZV6O0W90mO2fx8F

[forest orbit]

Its not also just their fault

[arctic talon]

Yeah this

[outer wave]

||Fuck, that's awful, sorry to hear.||

[arctic talon]

Unfortunate

[viral halo]

The locals in afghanistan would shoot dogs in front of my friend's base he was at and demand payment for the dogs claiming americans did it and demand payment for it

hilarious

[storm jungle]

Nah, just being in "fighting age"

The uhhh "liberators" treated him really well

||He was beaten half to death||

[dusk patrol]

Are we pretending they’d be some huge progressive country without them?

The reason the invasions didn’t work was the same reason they probably won’t ever be a nation

[viral halo]

And the sad part, we always paid

[opaque coyote]

Although I feel bad for the women there. Like really bad

[forest orbit]

And are we pretending the US invasion solved anything?

[dusk patrol]

They don’t want it

[forest orbit]

why are you goalpost moving lol

[crystal forum]

it's like making fun of southern vietnamese for not all fighting in the war on the US's side

[humble shoal]

Ah, so cia didnt shove things up his butt

[winter vessel]

been doing it for generations, it ain't gonna change sadly

[forest orbit]

Yeah i guess you shouldnt also force it on them

[dusk patrol]

No it didnt, because as has been said

[storm jungle]

Jokes aside no it was just usualy "routine" shit

[viral halo]

Yea, cultural/religious issues that steam from wahabbism getting popularity and spreading across the Islamic world hundreds of years ago

[dusk patrol]

You can’t force tribes to become a nation like that without being there and controlling it for way way longer

You need to completely change a generation

[forest orbit]

Yeah which they really kinda didnt help with.

At all

[dusk patrol]

Raise them with values anathema to the prior group

[humble shoal]

Mind you, why were we there?

[viral halo]

Real SIEGE of VRAKS SHIT AM I RIGHT

[dusk patrol]

I mean we tried lol

[forest orbit]

^

[storm jungle]

"tried"

lol

The glazing is actually killing me.

[dusk patrol]

I’m not gonna pretend it was perfect but it’s also an impossible task

[crystal forum]

radicalism is not a core aspect of their beliefs. a lot of this can be blamed on the fact that the religious extremists are the only ones actually doing shit for the locals sometimes so they gain more supporters.

[winter vessel]

all this talk and i'm trying to remember what was the first war film i watched

[humble shoal]

Because the taliban was in pakistan, and Osama was in I think Qatar for most of the time

[viral halo]

I know, that's why I brought up wahabbism

the thing that influenced the islamic world very heavily towards radicalism

or at least parts of it

[outer wave]

Aside from seeing bits and pieces of Saving Private Ryan, for me it was Apocalypse Now

[dusk patrol]

I don’t think Afghanistan was justified or a good call, just like I don’t think Iraq was

[storm jungle]

Well anyway

[crystal forum]

which time

[storm jungle]

this kinda got out of control as is i think

[dusk patrol]

First Iraq war was

[humble shoal]

Yeaj

[storm jungle]

back to fictional wars chat

[humble shoal]

Shield?

[viral halo]

We should prob all take a breather lol

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[winter vessel]

both good ones. Actually its coming back, my first ever War film i watched as a kid was Black Hawk Down

[storm jungle]

Or just go with this question

[humble shoal]

Based off a lie

[outer wave]

Damn as a kid?

[dusk patrol]

Desert Shield?

[gray umbra]

The only war i know is the glizzy war

[dusk patrol]

What was the lie lol

[spare osprey]

Glizzy

[storm jungle]

Again.

Move on.

[opaque coyote]

Hm tastes like powder

[crystal forum]

saving private ryan for me

[storm jungle]

I kinda let this run wild enough as is lol

[dusk patrol]

You started it smh

[stuck arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/dethklok-skwisgar-this-is-dildos-gif-6130396

[storm jungle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053823148048527440/1279574218950049814/diggin.gif

[outer wave]

Cummy wummy war was kinda wild ngl

[winter vessel]

I had a very violent upbringing. Media wise, not family. kids wanted a toy car or an airplane at four, I wanted an M1911

[opaque coyote]

Nvm back to real wars

[spare osprey]

There’s a British man I call Cummy

[dusk patrol]

Ok guys, favorite genocide, go

[crystal forum]

i wanted guns too but i wasn't violent

[spare osprey]

He may hate me

[gray umbra]

Who doesnt want a 1911

[outer wave]

I am so sorry

[dusk patrol]

Genocide tier list time

[opaque coyote]

You think?

[humble shoal]

The ones that didnt happen

[opaque coyote]

YOU WON!!

[spare osprey]

He goes offline everytime so it’s just a hypothesis

[crystal forum]

my parent sure tried making me hate guns

[dusk patrol]

Ok so Holocaust and Holodomor got one point from Ebil for “didn’t happen”

[spare osprey]

[winter vessel]

Jarate

[outer wave]

How would the Imperium of Man fare if one day they all woke up and everyone had psyker abilities?

[humble shoal]

Oh actually wasnt thinking of those

[dusk patrol]

Ok I don’t want to know

[spare osprey]

Horribly

[dusk patrol]

Oh wait I get it now

I think

[spare osprey]

Absolutely horribly

[dusk patrol]

I hope

[opaque coyote]

The Imperium falls due to the sudden influx of Daemon incursions

[dusk patrol]

Lame answer, boo

[outer wave]

That's so funny

[arctic talon]

Die

It would die

[winter vessel]

wide spread aneurysm at the same time

[dusk patrol]

Lots of sparky sparky bang bang

[crystal forum]

blanks will be fine

laughing their asses

[opaque coyote]

Also some would probably instantly try to kill themselves even if they don't get possessed lmao

I'M A HERETIC WAAAHHH

[crystal forum]

what if 70% of humanity became blanks

[arctic talon]

Nothing much

Ironically

Blanks some feel weird around out blanks

[crystal forum]

warp would be terrified right

[arctic talon]

The warp isn’t one being

The main predators of psychic humans would def be annoyed

[crystal forum]

time to send 1000 blanks into the eye of terror every day

[arctic talon]

That doesn’t work that way

[crystal forum]

see how they like it

[opaque coyote]

You can overpower blank effects with enough warp shit so they'll still die

But they will be

Really annoyed

[winter vessel]

GW RETURN OFFICIAL SATURNINE TERMINATOR MINIS, AND MY LIFE...is yours.

[crystal forum]

that's why you send 1000 chained together

there's billions of them now

[stuck arrow]

Why he half a pokeball

[humble shoal]

The walking pokeball

[late osprey]

hahaha these guys look hilarious

[humble shoal]

Cuz he was a welder

[arctic talon]

That’s not saturnine armor

Die

[crystal forum]

why is saturnine lore so clinged to by the community

[opaque coyote]

These are based (though not exactly) on the 1st generation Terminator armor btw

[winter vessel]

its the answer to the trope of Space Marines and their shoulder armor, so they just went "all shoulder"

[humble shoal]

Because they look funny

[arctic talon]

Vulkans weird ass armor is it’s own thing

[winter vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-nerd-gif-9743791

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerd-meme-radar-gif-26497624

[humble shoal]

Same reason dance steps for a space hulk is the best depiction of ultramarines

[opaque coyote]

Although tbf they look similar to 1st Edition that it makes sense why people mixed them up.

I did so earlier tbh

[dusk patrol]

Blanks can still die from a rock being chucked at 500 mph or the planet becoming taken over by daemons

[storm jungle]

yoink

[dusk patrol]

Which is probably what happens

[opaque coyote]

Doesn't help that they come up when you search up 1st edition terminator armor

[crystal forum]

ok but 1000 of them running at the demon

[dusk patrol]

They die

[humble shoal]

Rock

[crystal forum]

10000

[dusk patrol]

Also there wouldn’t be that many

[crystal forum]

SEND IN MORE BLANKS

[stuck arrow]

Hope it doesn't need to turn around often

[humble shoal]

The proposal was what if 70% of humanity became blanks

[dusk patrol]

Oh then uh

Well that’s more interesting

[crystal forum]

scenario is 70% of humanity turns blank

[dusk patrol]

Idk

It probably would be mostly good but it has some issues

[humble shoal]

Warp probably dlweakens immensely

[stuck arrow]

Who would win a billion blanks or the Sun

[winter vessel]

Luetin09: "what if the Tau ruled the galaxy" Me: PFFFTT HAHAHA

[crystal forum]

yeah i saw the title

[storm jungle]

Any opinion Luetin has on Tau is like trash anyway

[crystal forum]

and skipped it

[humble shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-it-hot-fuzz-gif-12447946

[crystal forum]

also tits for clickbait

[storm jungle]

awful

anyway AI thumbnail

[opaque coyote]

What if the cocks rule the galaxy

[humble shoal]

What if the orangutans chose violence

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-fight-epic-sea-cat-gif-15656758103043181403

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-war-thunder-war-cat-war-gif-4929875301120562890

[humble shoal]

What if the whales allied with the eldar

[dusk patrol]

The banana planets would have it coming

[crystal forum]

we have never seen 1000 blanks do something i wanna see that

[dusk patrol]

We sorta have

[arctic talon]

Straightest text message between male friends

[humble shoal]

What if the krorks allied with the eldar

[opaque coyote]

HOLY SHIT NO WAY!!!!

[crystal forum]

what if krorks were in lore at all

[opaque coyote]

[humble shoal]

The primorks

[arctic talon]

I want to blow my brains out

Reading this

[humble shoal]

Do a flip first

[crystal forum]

-author mentions some precursor race a single time
-community goes batshit for decadss

[stuck arrow]

Primorks and the Harris Hearsay

[opaque coyote]

Mechanicum

[vagrant fox]

mirror mirror on the wall, clone fulgrim clone fulgrim clone fulgrim

[crystal forum]

horace

[opaque coyote]

Gyatt Fulgrim

[humble shoal]

Hidden nameless primarch geneseed

[stuck arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/why-do-you-cum-cum-cyberpunk-gif-19751361

[humble shoal]

Skinmarine

[opaque coyote]

Fulgrim made the biggest mistake of switching to a snake half...

[crystal forum]

do you think dorn put his dick in the pain mitten

[opaque coyote]

His ass is now gone

[humble shoal]

Malal

[opaque coyote]

Eaten by Slaanesh

[vagrant fox]

But he has a snussy now

[humble shoal]

Yes

[opaque coyote]

Actually like the idea of Malal tbh. Too bad some weird copyright shit pretty much makes him non existent

[crystal forum]

do you think he liked it

[humble shoal]

No

[crystal forum]

this is why he left

[humble shoal]

Yes

[stuck arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-wrap-command-gif-22656218

[humble shoal]

Why do you think his "hand" fell off

[winter vessel]

this series was something

[opaque coyote]

Like there are two definitions for Chaos.

The most common definition is of course, shit going crazy and not making any sense.

But another definition is the scientific one AKA Entropy.

Malal makes sense in that regard as he represents entropy

[vagrant fox]

innit malice nowadays

[humble shoal]

Byeah

[solemn venture]

Nurgle represents entropy tho

[humble shoal]

Stagnation is not entropy

[opaque coyote]

Malal and Malice are technically different due to some weird copyright shit

[solemn venture]

Like, explicitly

[humble shoal]

Entropy is energy lost from an action

[opaque coyote]

But yeah Malice is basically a stand in for Malal

The legally distinct version.

And also only a minor god with like zero lore which kinda sucks

[crystal forum]

no energy is ever lost or created

[humble shoal]

Lost to entropy

[crystal forum]

it becomes thermal energy

[humble shoal]

Aka energy sent to outside of the closed system

[opaque coyote]

I don't mind him being a minor god, but at least give him some extra lore.

I generally would like more minor chaos gods in general

[crystal forum]

energy cannot be lost

[opaque coyote]

True but it does go to a lower state.

[humble shoal]

Yes that is entropy

[opaque coyote]

That's what entropy is

[arctic talon]

Malal was never in 40k

[crystal forum]

dont say lost then

[humble shoal]

Lost as in no longer accessible within the closed system

[opaque coyote]

Don't be a stickler with terminology smh

[solemn venture]

No, entropy is the tendency of all things to distribute energy evenly across the universe

It's more than just heat losses in an engine

[crystal forum]

that would be efficiency i think in english

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-homer-simpson-nerd-yelling-insult-gif-7884166

[dusk patrol]

I hate it

So much

Him and Rylanor

Fucks sake they don’t matter!

[opaque coyote]

Because of them being mentioned too much

[dusk patrol]

Reeeee

[humble shoal]

Makes sense iron hands lover

[arctic talon]

No

Clonegrim literally doesn’t matter

[dusk patrol]

Why would me not liking Rylanor have to do with me liking IH

He doesn’t

[arctic talon]

And the author said he regretted making him

Lol

[vagrant fox]

It was cool for an one time thing, the hyperfixation to keep bringing it back is lame-o

[opaque coyote]

Don't get aHEAD of yourself

[dusk patrol]

The community is absolutely regarded about him

[crystal forum]

energy efficiency is the subjective engineering term

[humble shoal]

No idea tbh just being stupid

[arctic talon]

Raylanor is fine

[raven stone]

https://www.ign.com/articles/warhammer-40000-space-marine-2-finally-has-its-thomas-the-tank-engine-mod-and-the-emperor-will-surely-be-pleased

[arctic talon]

He’s just wanked to death

[arctic talon]

Peak

[dusk patrol]

Rylanor isn’t an issue as he is

[raven stone]

New Demon Engine dropped

[winter vessel]

Thomas the Daemon Engine

[dusk patrol]

It’s just annoying how much he gets yapped about

[solemn venture]

The 2nd definition is what I was referring too. The 'decline to disorder' manifests irl as heat and energy wanting to spread evenly across everywhere

[arctic talon]

https://preview.redd.it/zsv20sk84hk11.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=780e571ec0a1f466f20ffbe0a044b5ce6ad039b7

[opaque coyote]

"This machine spirit is weird. He keeps asking whether I'm a top hat."

[arctic talon]

Old but gold

[vagrant fox]

It just falls into the Tyberos is the size of a warhound titan wank, it's boring with how repeated it is

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/thomas-the-tank-engine-horror-gif-25424804

[opaque coyote]

I do think that Rylanor is cool still.

But he is way too over mentioned. That is true

[winter vessel]

Sodor is Thomas' own Domain in the Warp

[dusk patrol]

It’s also people who don’t engage with the setting beyond memes or TikTok’s

[vagrant fox]

Mostly my problem with it, yea

[opaque coyote]

Still though, waiting for 10000 years just kill your genedad with a virus bomb is the definition of the sigma grind set.

[solemn venture]

Real

[opaque coyote]

But I guess it overshadows some cooler moments in 40k also

So

Eh

[arctic talon]

No

[vagrant fox]

Naur

[arctic talon]

It’s just boring

He didn’t do shit at the end of the day

[solemn venture]

Only because rylanors story doesn't need much context

[solemn venture]

Objectively wrong

[arctic talon]

No

I’m objectively right

[opaque coyote]

Fulgrim's reaction is funny though.

[arctic talon]

Everyone else’s opinion is wrong

[arctic talon]

It is

[winter vessel]

Emperor ahh moment

[arctic talon]

Lol

[solemn venture]

Your opinion is not the same as my opinion, therefore it is wrong

[winter vessel]

onion

[arctic talon]

Jokes aside I don’t hate rylanor

It’s just

Nothing to me

[opaque coyote]

Being so depressed that he got virus bombed by his geneson that he basically disappears back into the warp

I can imagine him eating ice cream while crying

[arctic talon]

I doubt fulgrim gave a shit long term

Is the thing tbh

[dusk patrol]

I just get bored by how much people bring it up

[arctic talon]

Yeah

Lol

[stuck arrow]

Does ice cream still exist in 40k

[dusk patrol]

Like it’s some le epic own

[arctic talon]

My eyes glaze over

[arctic talon]

Yes

[stuck arrow]

I sure hope it does

[dusk patrol]

Or like he matters

[solemn venture]

He was depressed because the thousand sons insulted him by not letting him corrupt rylanor

[dusk patrol]

He doesn’t

[crystal forum]

people like him because he gave a middle finger to a primarch and wolf stop being a hipster smh

[winter vessel]

corpse starche flavored Ice Cream

[opaque coyote]

Probably not but it's the equivalent of like

A little kid crying because his ice cream was spilled. It's a little funny

[dusk patrol]

No one knows who he is

[arctic talon]

The tsons hurt Fulgrims ego more for sure lol

The virus bomb was just

The cherry on top

[opaque coyote]

Tbf they were about to die anyways.

They just decided that it's better to fuck over Fulgrim while doing so

[winter vessel]

the only thing the 1k Sons have managed to enterain me on, is the finishers i perform on them in SM2

[storm jungle]

excuse me you mean Frozen-Dairy

[arctic talon]

Frozen dairy product

It’s alright

[opaque coyote]

Do noodles exist in the Imperium btw

[storm jungle]

Yes.

[opaque coyote]

Like can I order like

[crystal forum]

i love the implications in the story that istvan III is still the same ruins from the outbreak of the HH like nobody bothered to come and see it

[opaque coyote]

Spaghetti

[storm jungle]

FYI any kind of food exists in 40k

[stuck arrow]

Some Rogue Trader wandering around with an original Haagendazs in stasis

[storm jungle]

it just has a dumb name twists

[gray umbra]

Does chipotle still exisy in yhe imperium

[solemn venture]

Yeah, the thousand sons would literally kill themselves before they let fulgrim molest another one of his sons

[winter vessel]

Slab is Spam

[dusk patrol]

Does your brain exist in real life

[opaque coyote]

Snickers are renamed to fucking Jordans

[opaque coyote]

No

Next question

[vagrant fox]

Spaghetti, more like freakin uhh, boiled starch-sticks

[arctic talon]

Noodles

[winter vessel]

they would name it that way, yes

[vagrant fox]

i fucking hate english

[arctic talon]

It’s just noodles

Lol

[opaque coyote]

Renamed to "Mario"

[arctic talon]

From the times we’ve seen it

[opaque coyote]

[gray umbra]

Noodles and catsup sauce

[winter vessel]

in the grimdarkness of the far future...there is no Milk Tea

[arctic talon]

Oh yeah didn’t cena turn heel

Lol

[storm jungle]

Like as an example

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

scrambled eggs

is scrambled embryoks

[arctic talon]

Based

[arctic talon]

Do you think one of the assassins cooked those eggs lol

[opaque coyote]

French Fries are now

Imperial Fries

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/john-cena-the-rock-heel-cena-heel-john-cena-cena-heel-gif-13684263367131959569

[stuck arrow]

Horus Heresy happened because no boba

[arctic talon]

There’s not much of a crew for that ship

[arctic talon]

They’d prolly be chips

[opaque coyote]

Oh wait it's Britain

[arctic talon]

Lol

[opaque coyote]

...

[storm jungle]

100%.

[arctic talon]

Bri’ish

[storm jungle]

Also i got an entire list of 40k food from books

its extensive af

[dusk patrol]

And then he did this during the press conference

[winter vessel]

this here is what the Emperor had hidden in the vaults beneath the Palace

[opaque coyote]

Imperial Chips

Although technically Britain Chips are kinda different except not really.

Fucking terminology

[dusk patrol]

Now I just need him to throw these at the make a wish kids when he comes back

[opaque coyote]

Chips are more like oven baked instead of fried but nobody really gives a shit so they just call both chips

[arctic talon]

Ngl I don’t think it’s raithe, in fact I don’t think raithe could boil water without burning it

[winter vessel]

Imperium elite nobility probably got a bottle of Lagavulin 16 stashed somewhere

[stuck arrow]

The Boba Webway

[arctic talon]

Mmmm

[opaque coyote]

...in the 41st millennium. Jack Daniels mixed with Coke is considered the finest of drinks...

[winter vessel]

that actual reason behind the throne

[crystal forum]

it's a chip of a potato frick off american

[stuck arrow]

Chip, fry, fried srinkely doos, idgaf what it's called lemme eat it

[dusk patrol]

Imagine being independent from the UK and France for over a hundred years and still letting them cuck you like this

Smh

[winter vessel]

one thing i want to try is an english breakfast

[opaque coyote]

Okay Europoor. Sell your organs to pay for healthcare like a true American!!!

[dusk patrol]

Don’t they call them crisps anyways?

[glossy sonnet]

what is the hardest official art in 40k

[winter vessel]

yes

[crystal forum]

imagine a world where half of americans knew how to read

[dusk patrol]

Ugh

[arctic talon]

There’s a lot

[dusk patrol]

Just the worst

[opaque coyote]

That's like asking what's your favorite water brand

[stuck arrow]

The horus heresy one with the weird proportions

[arctic talon]

Lol

[opaque coyote]

There's way too much hard ass art

[glossy sonnet]

This one is my favorite

[dusk patrol]

The statues they put up, those look pretty hard

I wouldn’t wanna punch one of those

[glossy sonnet]

(this is official im pretty sure)

[winter vessel]

mainly because i got this guy with a giant nail jammed to his head

[stuck arrow]

Metal

[crystal forum]

guardsman standing up to angron

this is what peak performance looks like

[vagrant fox]

this remains peak to eternity

[winter vessel]

good Ol Crimson Fists

[opaque coyote]

By Helge C. Balzer

I don't care if it's non official, this goes hard af

[crystal forum]

bruh

[vagrant fox]

doesn't matter it's warhams fantasy, this is one of the main reasons I got into Warhams

Mark of Chaos is forever goated

[stuck arrow]

War Ham

https://tenor.com/view/show-him-pig-punch-family-guy-gif-16062018

[opaque coyote]

d(a)emon core

[arctic talon]

Tasty treat for a skitarii

[winter vessel]

OINK

[opaque coyote]

Can't get cancer if you barely have any living tissue

[crystal forum]

do you think primarichs need toilets

[stuck arrow]

The armor

[opaque coyote]

Yeah.

A man's gotta shit

[crystal forum]

maybe their digestive system uses every part of the food

[opaque coyote]

Poor Guilliman probably had to shit in his Power Armor for a while

[crystal forum]

no waste

[opaque coyote]

I can imagine it being hyper efficient but there will inevitably be some type of waste. The buildup would probably be very slow though

[stuck arrow]

He was in stasis so I assume he had take a millenia long dump after waking.

[opaque coyote]

Like idk once a week type of thing

[opaque coyote]

He was holding back shitting himself due to him dying so

[gray umbra]

Power armor recycles waste i think

Might be tripping or confusing it with some other universe

[opaque coyote]

In that stasis, he basically would feel like he needs to go to the bathroom for thousands of years

...

Man probably felt relieved when Yvarine temporarily pulled the plug to kill him tbh.

[stuck arrow]

Truly the Emperor's son, to feel a fraction of his current pain on the throne

[gray umbra]

The 10000 year shit

Should be a novel

[opaque coyote]

"MY NOSE FUCKING ITCHES"

• emperor

[stuck arrow]

Astral projects garbled psychic nonsense just so he can get somebody to scratch his back

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I would summarize 40k like this.

"It is a story about a bunch of people trying to do the right thing. The problem is that they're all stupid as shit, and think the right thing is genocide."

[stuck arrow]

"My Golden Dad is bad at communication"

[winter vessel]

i went with the ol' "might makes right" angle

[opaque coyote]

Honestly my pet headcanon is that the Emperor just legitimately never had children until the Great Crusade

Like on god, I'm pretty sure a regular person would raise them better

Actually Guilliman is evidence of that

He is the only moderately well adjust person

[vagrant fox]

I mean, the closest he got to raise was Horus who turned out alright until he got poop knifed

[opaque coyote]

Despite being a genocidal Warlord but tbf, that's the standard for 40k

[vagrant fox]

or I guess Alpharius was there, perhaps

[opaque coyote]

Seriously, that is probably the worst writer decision like

Ever

"Why did the Horus Heresy happen?"

"Horus got poop knifed"

[stuck arrow]

"I made them smart and strong and they grew up faster than everyone else, what else do they even need"

[vagrant fox]

woman throws babies into hell, best baby grows up and gets poop knifed

[opaque coyote]

Like there is stupider shit in 40k tbf

But that is probably the stupidest due to like the sheer significance of it

[vagrant fox]

I didn't expact a world class plot but the poop knifing wasn't that good

[opaque coyote]

Like even just Horus thinking by himself that he should take over

Would've been better

I think most fanfics that try to tackle 40k's story outright ignore that portion

[storm jungle]

I hit the limit but heres some of my submissions for every major faction because why not lol

yeet

[opaque coyote]

Hard af

[storm jungle]

I got 93gb of official artwork

gotta put it to use somewhere

[opaque coyote]

I think my favorite is the Necrons vs Eldar

[grim bolt]

I hope we get more farsight stuff

I like that his little group are actually like good without some twist

[storm jungle]

Farsight has a ton of artwork

but mostly just him i nhis mechsuit

[opaque coyote]

Sort of

[storm jungle]

which is kinda uncreative lol

[opaque coyote]

It's more racist than the T'au empire

But no brainwashing

So

[grim bolt]

I wanna play tau in thet able top and paint em far sight colours

[opaque coyote]

Take what you can get

The only disappointing thing I can never let go is that the T'au aren't like the covenant

In that they have multiple races

Sure they have the bugs and kroot

But like

[crystal forum]

what if they excrete it some other way

[opaque coyote]

That's not enough man

[opaque coyote]

Could be through skin pores tbh

Although that would make the side effect of them being stinky

[crystal forum]

guilliman is COVERED IN SHIT

[opaque coyote]

Like I get that the T'au never really were like that

[vagrant fox]

I figured what can be recycled is, and the rest gets incinerated in the power pack

[opaque coyote]

But I went in thinking they were

And I am still

So disappointed

[crystal forum]

recycled into what

[opaque coyote]

Even after years

[crystal forum]

food?

[opaque coyote]

More nutrients to use

[crystal forum]

we love eating waste in 40k

even primarchs

[vagrant fox]

yea like you know distilling piss into water

[crystal forum]

piss is one thing

it's just water

but eating shit

[opaque coyote]

It's the future (tm)

Don't question it

[vagrant fox]

Mostly, but the principle for that behind number 1 and 2

that or they just do what knights did and shit in the suit

[opaque coyote]

Tbh my personal belief is that like Jay said. Their digestive system is hyper efficient

So waste build up takes like a week

[crystal forum]

they only need to shit like once a month or something

[opaque coyote]

Yeah basically just that

[vagrant fox]

Primarchs? Yeah sure they're magic

[crystal forum]

yeah

[opaque coyote]

same for SMs and Custodes as well

Although Custodes don't eat literal bricks

Like they lack that feature.

So maybe their digestive system is more normal

[rocky gale]

Damn, can't believe they added Vermin Supreme to 40k

[vagrant fox]

Neither does it really matter for 40k, unless you're nurglepilled

[humble shoal]

Best politician

[crystal forum]

not like the emperor originally wanted custodes to be doing astartes stuff

[stuck arrow]

Having organic waste

https://tenor.com/view/necrons-necron-40k-gif-25759087

[opaque coyote]

Nurgle Daemon that collects different types of shit

[spare osprey]

Into a food paste ye

[opaque coyote]

"THIS SHIT COMES FROM A KROOT"

[crystal forum]

delicious

[spare osprey]

Still tastes like shit

But not

[opaque coyote]

"THIS SHIT COMES FROM A CUSTODES. I HAD TO WAIT 150 YEARS OUTSIDE THE WARP FOR THIS!!"

[crystal forum]

honestly a primarch could eat full on shit and be fine

not like he'll care about diseases

[crystal forum]

the sacred turd talisman

[humble shoal]

Unless its a poop knife

[spare osprey]

Ferrus manus lived off sand

[opaque coyote]

Honestly regular people would probably treat SM shit like it's something holy

[humble shoal]

Horus cannot eat poop knives

[opaque coyote]

And their faith makes it an actual fucking relic

[crystal forum]

he shits GLASS SHARDS

[opaque coyote]

Statistically, some Daemon got Banished due to a shit artifact

[humble shoal]

Mr sandman

[grim bolt]

gravel gobbler

[crystal forum]

ferrus is literally a silicon based life form

[opaque coyote]

Imagine how painful that would be coming out jesus

[humble shoal]

Peturabo lived on spite alone

[crystal forum]

it's ferrus he LOVES that shit

[humble shoal]

He replaced hia butthole with liquid metal

He has 0 weaknesses

Except his neck

[opaque coyote]

IRON WITHIN

[humble shoal]

... his neck is a weakness

[opaque coyote]

zips down power armor pants

IRON WITHOUT

[crystal forum]

brother your iron is deficient

it is very small

[humble shoal]

So boys, decimation is on menu

[opaque coyote]

SHUT UP, IT'S JUST DENSE.

[opaque coyote]

Perturabo be like

[humble shoal]

My brother made a good statue

[opaque coyote]

"I am very happy to be your new leader. Now then... kill 1/10th of your comrades."

[humble shoal]

decimation

My sister wont call me petty anymore

[opaque coyote]

Dorn saw this and got angry

[humble shoal]

decimation

[crystal forum]

i dont want iron within anymore

[opaque coyote]

Decided to do something similar and defeat Perturabo at once

Iron Cage

[humble shoal]

I can even do decimation better than you brother

Iron Cage

[opaque coyote]

"...God dammit, now a chunk of my Marines have turned Black"

[humble shoal]

Im still coming up with the dixie flag marines lore

[crystal forum]

the what

[humble shoal]

As salamanders with a defective skin geneseed

[opaque coyote]

They found an old flag.

Thought it looked cool

[humble shoal]

Yesterday someone posted marines with the dixie flag

[crystal forum]

official art?

[opaque coyote]

Completely unaware of it's history, they put it on themselves

[humble shoal]

No

[opaque coyote]

I think it was me

[humble shoal]

Like painted minis

[opaque coyote]

Reposting it

[crystal forum]

oh so just some southern r word

[humble shoal]

Yeah

[opaque coyote]

The worst part is that the flag is painted horribly

[humble shoal]

Salamanders but cannot produce melanin

[opaque coyote]

Look at that shit

[crystal forum]

the model is also fucked

[humble shoal]

And therefore lose 1 toughness

[crystal forum]

why is the head crooked like that

what is he looking at

the sky?

[humble shoal]

.... he was lynched

[crystal forum]

you're supposed to make the chainsword go up because he's charging forward

[opaque coyote]

I think it would be funny if

A bunch of Salamanders found the flag, thought it looked cool, and decided to use it as their icon.

Completely unaware of what it's historical significance is

Because it's like 40000 years later

[humble shoal]

Nah they are salamanders but really insist they are blood angels

Even pretending to have the red thirst and black rage

[opaque coyote]

Like the Confederacy is so forgotten that nobodg remembers them

To the point where they just use the symbol cause it looks cool

Or some cosmic coincidence

(AKA Tzeentch)

[crystal forum]

sounds like the guy who painted it

[half gazelle]

It was also a flag of defiance.

To turn against a born country.

[crystal forum]

for what

[humble shoal]

I called it the dixie flag for a reason bub

[opaque coyote]

Have it be a flag of order.

Have it assigned to loyalists that kill heretics

[crystal forum]

states rights to do what

[humble shoal]

Have stupid calvalry charges

[opaque coyote]

To earn some money!!!!

[half gazelle]

Well technically

[opaque coyote]

Seriously, the funniest thing is that slavery was gonna basically be outmoded sooner or later

They basically went to war for something that would be replaced in like 20 years

[humble shoal]

I mean if you didnt have to pay the people running the machines....

[crystal forum]

that's cope of the highest order. slavery would have still existed with industrialization

if it wasn't stopped

[humble shoal]

The concept that the gin would make slavery obsolete is dumb

As having a bunch of slave facroty workers

Would increase profits

(Places do this now tbh)

[half gazelle]

Numerous, protect ones people, keep money income via slavery, to get away from the whole thing a sort of disagreement and to get away from "abusive power". You fellas know they wasn't stolen from Africa right?

[opaque coyote]

True.

Although I think the European nations would've forced the Confederacy to eventually phase it out.

If only because of ""moral"" reasons

Or otherwise known as "it makes us look bad please stop"

[half gazelle]

They was bought from their own people

[crystal forum]

"keep money income via slavery"

alright well at least you're honest

[humble shoal]

Tbh since lincoln got basically 0 southern states voting for him also helped grease the wheels

[half gazelle]

Yeah it helped produce a major income. Allowed a ton of production

[crystal forum]

it was slavery

[humble shoal]

And caused people like the golden circle to go into override

[crystal forum]

we are not arguing on the morality of slavery

[opaque coyote]

It also made the South behind in technology

And also it's slavery

Slavery is bad

[half gazelle]

Correct sold by their own people because they couldn't find anything so thats actually weird

[crystal forum]

it was slavery

[half gazelle]

Well yes

[crystal forum]

there is no justification

[half gazelle]

I know, I'm just saying the history behind it not justification.

[opaque coyote]

It was basically a crapshoot that would've fallen apart by itself.

The civil war just sped it up

[humble shoal]

Might I interest y'all in the greatest war of all time: Mexico, Ireland, and the Holy Sea vs the KKK (and the us)

[opaque coyote]

Oh yeah

That was

Insane

There's also a small skirmish of Somalian Pirate vs North Korea and USA

[humble shoal]

There was the war fought over a guys ear

[crystal forum]

the US had been enforcing the monroe doctrine for a while. europeans weren't going to do shit about america's internal politics other than support the side they want

[humble shoal]

... they couldnt really support the south

Cuz blockades

[half gazelle]

Also I'm highly against GOV and power abuse so like eh.

[humble shoal]

Were succesful

[crystal forum]

you can do that without arguing for slavery

[half gazelle]

I wasn't

[rose thorn]

What’s GOV?

[half gazelle]

Government

[humble shoal]

All government

I am an anarcho monarchist

[rose thorn]

Oh

[opaque coyote]

Yeah. I think theoretically it would've been around the 1900s. They definitely wouldn't stop it in the 1800s because

Money.

But 1900s would probably force them to stop it because the returns aren't good enough to justify turning a blind eye.

[humble shoal]

There should be no government, but also I should be king

[rose thorn]

I just like nature and don’t like murder

On death

[half gazelle]

No, all should be balanced if being serious

[opaque coyote]

Revolutionary

[rose thorn]

Ikr

[half gazelle]

Give everyone a true shot

[humble shoal]

I disagree, we should burn nature and murder everyone

[opaque coyote]

Although tbf Nature has a lot of murder

Sk

Like it literally runs off of murder

Literally

[humble shoal]

Sending videos of deers eating birds

[opaque coyote]

Dolphins...

[humble shoal]

I dont want to get banned

[opaque coyote]

Iykyk

That's all I'll say

[crystal forum]

europeans? they wouldn't have done shit to stop the US. it's not their decision. the diminishing returns were because the south was rural, they could have kept slaves even with machinery around. there's literally nothing stopping them from putting slaves into factories

[humble shoal]

The penguins from madagascar

[half gazelle]

Yeah, rabbits will eat a corpse if they see one and are hungry

[humble shoal]

That made a researcher kill himself

[opaque coyote]

Yeah people forget that obligate herbivores will eat meat if found.

And some carnivores do occasionally eat plants

Omnivores just have a wider selection of both

[stuck arrow]

I already miss talking about poop knives

[humble shoal]

We always can return

Erebus is a trashy hoe cuz face tats

[rose thorn]

FRIEND

FRIEND

FRIEND

[humble shoal]

No, they are not friend

[stuck arrow]

"When in doubt, just always remember. Poop knife"

[half gazelle]

If you wish to say that look at current. Only difference is you're paid no real decision on things. You MUST make money to survive legally otherwise its actually illegal in most places. And I count homelessness as a 'must make money to survive'.

[humble shoal]

They made a researcher kill himself

[opaque coyote]

There was an explorer who was stuck in the ice, who literally made a knife made out of poop to escape.

[humble shoal]

From how bad they were

[half gazelle]

Its all bad in the end

[rose thorn]

all things are friends

at some level

penguins live in a god awful enviroment with god awful predators with god awful poeple

[humble shoal]

They are a bit too friendly

With the ground

[rose thorn]

you cant expect penguins to not be god awful

[humble shoal]

With children

[crystal forum]

how does this relate to the confederates? what you say is true but it makes no sense to take a side on an issue just because you hate the US government

[humble shoal]

With corpses

[rose thorn]

you are looking at it through a human lense

[humble shoal]

I am

[opaque coyote]

His name was Peter Freuchen and his life was insane tbh.

He was also an author, well respected journalist, an award winning Hollywood script writer, and also a WW2 resistance fighter.

[humble shoal]

My statement is, friend but stay away from me

[rose thorn]

lmao

[crystal forum]

arctic penguins dont recognize humans as predators so they just vibe

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/scarab-beetle-silly-silly-beetle-silly-bug-gif-17355851310371208527

[half gazelle]

You related it to "if one side won others would just be slaves in a factory" based on current plays of things its similar anyway. I don't like racism or anything I'm just pointing it out.

[stuck arrow]

That last part makes it sound like he orchestrated WWII

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/hee-hee-beetle-stag-beetle-large-beetle-beetle-love-gif-21759465

i love thisc reature

[humble shoal]

Y'all read the 1939 english annotated version of mein kampf?

Thats gold

[rose thorn]

scarabs are so so so awesome

i wish 1k sons were more bug themed

[half gazelle]

And I never leaned into slavery I only input history.

[humble shoal]

The lady roasts him so good

[opaque coyote]

His first wife was a Iniut woman who he had two kids with. She died due to the spanish flu unfortunately.

When the local Church didn't allow her to be buried since she wasn't a Christain. So he decided to sneak in the graveyard and bury her himself.

[humble shoal]

For his grammar

So badly she was put on an execution list

[opaque coyote]

Sorry not WW2 Script writer. That was a dumbass mistake.

WW2 Resistance Fighter.

[rose thorn]

and i wish tyranids were a bit more bug themed, they raelly drifted from it

they are more aquatic now than anything

with lil bit of buggage

[half gazelle]

Just bits

[humble shoal]

I mean I always thought they were xenomorph themed

[half gazelle]

Understandable (same)

[rose thorn]

very bug

[rose thorn]

yeah

[crystal forum]

believe it or not but the world could be much much worse than it currently is. chattel slavery was so much worse than working a 9 to 5. Whether the world is going to indentured servitude i can't say but i can say that getting rid of the first one was a huge improvement for many people

[rose thorn]

but i think the rise of cthulu media affected their design philosphy

i think they drifted towards more chaotic designs

[opaque coyote]

He also had a good relationship with the Iniut people also.

And yet what is he the most well known for?

Escaping a deadly situation by making a knife made out of shit.

[half gazelle]

Less of a 9-5 now more of a 9-7/8 check pricing and how much you're paid.

[crystal forum]

you get paid

[humble shoal]

You make 100s of bridges

They dont call you bridge builder

You make 1 poop knife

[half gazelle]

You also would get paid trash food and trash living conditions if reversed. Pretty damn similar.

[stuck arrow]

Master Poopsmith, Lord of Excrement Weaponry.

[humble shoal]

Erebus wants to know your location

Real talk we might get a poop knife in darktide

Linda Carwreck

[half gazelle]

Nono 1000 take it or leave it

[crystal forum]

i'm not going to take the side of modern living, i know it's terrible. but i think you should inform yourself more on the suffering of others

[opaque coyote]

Stabbing people with shit let's go

[humble shoal]

I didnt mean for us

I meant for the eretics

[half gazelle]

I inform myself based on what I see. Only difference is if you don't do what they say you die instead of fired.

[opaque coyote]

Awwww

[humble shoal]

Linda Karnak getting an anenema

[half gazelle]

Both in their own rights can be a death sentence

[opaque coyote]

Also tbf to the man, he did live a happy life, sadly he only lived up to 71

Still a long life but damn do I kinda wish he lived longer so that he can tell more stories

y'know

The man was a true adventurer

[humble shoal]

Who would win, piss drinker or poop knife maker

[opaque coyote]

Also a chad since again

[humble shoal]

You know who was a chad, teddy roosevelt

[opaque coyote]

His first wife died, the church refused because she wasn't christian, and so he decided to bury her himself.

[humble shoal]

[opaque coyote]

Oh 1000%

[stuck arrow]

Aw, there goes my screaming poop knife zealot build

[opaque coyote]

(it's just a knife zealot build)

[humble shoal]

Best conspiracy theory was that Teddy saw Bigfoot

And wrote about it in his hunting guide

[opaque coyote]

honestly even if he did, I don't think he would've cared

like

"Oh cool Bigfoot"

[half gazelle]

Bro wrestled bears turning them to teddy bears

[humble shoal]

Pretty much

[opaque coyote]

The man was insane in a good way

And honestly, would be disappointed at the current state of America

[humble shoal]

The story of the native american guy that got attacked by a dommy mommy sasquet

Who said "I wrestle bears but that woman would have split me in half"

[half gazelle]

Haha

[humble shoal]

Facts

All of the monopolies

[crystal forum]

the monopoly buster would not be pleased

[humble shoal]

Wonder how the roosevelt family is doing these days

[crystal forum]

especially since many of the companies he divided ended up merging back together eventually

like rats

[humble shoal]

Standard oil?

Carnegie steel

JP Morgan and Chase

[crystal forum]

funny to think there's people in this world who could become president of the united states of america and still want more

[half gazelle]

Thats the power hungry bs i hate

[crystal forum]

eternal greed

even the ancient greeks warned about this

[half gazelle]

Also sadge (from what I know no Roosevelt including today's history if there is they're under a different name)

[humble shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/afham-raiden-metal-gear-rising-armstrong-glasses-gif-21390236

[humble shoal]

Well thats only the ones in history books Im assuming

[crystal forum]

"no more royalty"

kennedis

[humble shoal]

Rockefellers

[crystal forum]

do they still hold power?

[humble shoal]

They still have a lot of real estate

[half gazelle]

Pretty much, any others are likely under a different name or hasn't been dated yet.

[crystal forum]

yeah

[humble shoal]

Theres the conspiracy theory fanily

[crystal forum]

there's a lot of those

[humble shoal]

That has like 3000 members or something ridiculous like that

Rothschilds

[half gazelle]

That and to some extent do have a very gentle tug in public speech and such.

[crystal forum]

conspiracy theorists when they're so close to gaining class consciousness:

aliens

[humble shoal]

Whenever I see the govt talk about aliens I lnow shit is going down

[half gazelle]

https://tenor.com/view/alien-guy-thats-crazy-woozy-crazy-scientist-gif-18248326040104658804

[crystal forum]

the government admitting aliens should be even more proof against their existence

[humble shoal]

Love the dude who did like 1 take for the show that they used out of context

Who was an actual biblical scholar

[dusk patrol]

It made for good stupid TV

[humble shoal]

But also had theories about the nephilim possibly being real

And argued that the scale of the flood was severely overplayed

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/it-was-the-aliens-im-not-saying-it-was-aliens-ancient-aliens-gif-14839810013080040984

[rocky gale]

The Roosevelts still exist

[crystal forum]

name a single conspiracy theory they didn't include in at least one episode

[half gazelle]

I loved watching it ngl. Watched the science channel a lot that came on at night and I was just enjoying it ngl

[humble shoal]

Agartha

[dusk patrol]

The one dude having goofy ass hair was just part of it

They knew what they were doing

[humble shoal]

Diere glocke

[crystal forum]

and his accent

[rocky gale]

Mark Roosevelt is Teddys great grandson and he's still around

[humble shoal]

Actually I think this was in an episode

[half gazelle]

I figured under new name or something but do tell if I'm wrong. Recently finished dying so.

[crystal forum]

did the germans go back in time and meet the aliens who built the pyramids?!?

[humble shoal]

No I think the nazis were working with aliens

[rocky gale]

The main ones I know of are Mark and Kermit Roosevelt III

[crystal forum]

that explains their weird language

[half gazelle]

Eyy thats actually cool then and actually surprised

[humble shoal]

Most of the episodes were a fever dream

[crystal forum]

KERMIT

[half gazelle]

Thats what made it

[crystal forum]

tragic name

[half gazelle]

Just goofy stuff really that seems more like a terrible drunkist theory.

[crystal forum]

i was terrified of those channels as a kid

always asking my dad if it was real

especially the bermuda triangle stuff

[half gazelle]

It actually got me interested in it the most that's the funny thing

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/popp-gif-20547447

Stupid tbh

They’re working with the Inner Earth Dino’s

[half gazelle]

I had my own theories when I was young

[crystal forum]

the earth is hollow stupid

[dusk patrol]

No you

[half gazelle]

"why does this stuff happen ancient civilization hiding away a hidden treasure?"

[dusk patrol]

If the earth isn’t hollow, how does Godzilla get around huh?

[crystal forum]

flat earth spins him

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-x-kong-the-new-empire-gxk-godzilla-kong-godzilla-vs-kong-gif-1206148404277640564

See?

It’s science

[crystal forum]

LIZARD SUPLEX

[half gazelle]

That rex is clearly doing a "hail hitla"

[stuck arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-slide-kick-em-gif-15025312

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/godzilla-gxk-godzilla-x-kong-the-new-empire-zero-gravity-no-gravity-gif-15052485950501743634

[dusk patrol]

Obviously, he’s a Nazi T-Rex with Hitler riding him

[crystal forum]

this shit goes so hard

[dusk patrol]

Duh

[half gazelle]

I swear ngl Godzilla be cool af

[crystal forum]

also aren't godzilla movies made by americans now

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/godzila-vs-king-ghidorah-godzila-king-of-the-monsters-gif-15193127481022839913

[stuck arrow]

Not all of them

[crystal forum]

kind of ironic

[stuck arrow]

Just more recently by Legendary

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/monsters-beasts-giants-enormous-versus-gif-13102436

God I love these movies

I hope they never stop making them but I’m happy with what we’ve gotten

[stuck arrow]

Minus One was Toho

[half gazelle]

Nah, just a few recent. And like few old but its like weirdly split.

[crystal forum]

godzirrah

[dusk patrol]

Legendary does the big CGI ones, Japan still makes some though which are “cheaper”

[half gazelle]

Like the one movie where bro drags himself across the city spewing blood in the streets? Yeah asian made. And ngl I loved that one (I forget the names don't mind me)

[dusk patrol]

But like Godzilla Zero was great, it’s awesome

Great time to be a Godzilla fan

[crystal forum]

all the zillaheads out there

[stuck arrow]

They exist

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/mouth-attack-muto-godzilla-force-feeding-atomic-heat-beam-gif-17524378465839584671

https://tenor.com/view/miyamoto-chris-pratt-san-he's-so-cool-he's-so-gif-4276221900741923469

[half gazelle]

Damn well cool

[crystal forum]

hot

literally

[half gazelle]

Yeah... Nuclear even

[dusk patrol]

It doesn’t do it justice either, the build up to the scene and the sound

https://youtu.be/_X-L9cGEzXI?si=uVCBAo0I8Z-srC-T

He fucking sneaks up on her somehow lol