Have I posted the light tank
#40k-lore-chat
arctic talon
late osprey
was the emperor stupid?
crystal forum
somebody will inevitably fish up the pegasus and act like they're smart
arctic talon
That only exists in lore
dusk patrol
It does have one
arctic talon
They got retconned tbf
dusk patrol
That’s old art
dusk patrol
Lexicanum still says it can’t move its neck though or did for a long time
arctic talon
This thing is canon
dusk patrol
Cause people are terrible at updating stuff
arctic talon
You can’t escape the fact it’s canon
crystal forum
mark 2 crusade armor was changed over the years because that's retar 90's lore
arctic talon
Lexicanum still says it can’t move its neck though or did for a long time
There was a super passive aggressive editing war over it
Lol
dusk patrol
That art is from like RT era
dusk patrol
There was a super passive aggressive editing war over it
God it’s so funny
opaque coyote
Y'know. What I'm disappointed on is that Cyberpunk 2077 had Budget Arms advertise a "cheap" flamethrower coming soon.
And we never fucking use one
opaque coyote
Actually disappointing
crystal forum
a GW employee slaps together some leman russ parts and suddenly fans think it's cannon
arctic talon
“MK3 power armor can’t turn its head”
The attached image is the MK3 marine from FW turning his head
arctic talon
a GW employee slaps together some leman russ parts and suddenly fans think it's ...
It’s canon
Lol
crystal forum
fuck you
dusk patrol
Let it fuel you
arctic talon
Y'know. What I'm disappointed on is that Cyberpunk 2077 had Budget Arms advertis...
It is what it is
crystal forum
it's MK2 that cant turn the helmet in old lore
late osprey
There was a super passive aggressive editing war over it
thats hilarious
"NO, IT DOESNT HAVE A NECK"
"YES IT FUCKING DOES"
dusk patrol
But once again that’s insanely old lore
crystal forum
dumb looking bolter
arctic talon
I hope 2077’s sequel has much better cyberware stuff
dusk patrol
People get weirdly attached to outdated lore sometimes
late osprey
That art is super old
its only 5th ed
arctic talon
2077’s was extremely disappointing with how simplistic it was
crystal forum
they realized models with welded heads dont make for fun poses
late osprey
i remember having that exact book with that exact armor as a kid even
opaque coyote
I hope 2077’s sequel has much better cyberware stuff
Same. I wanna be a full fucking borg.
dapper gyro
If they give some guard power armour, the SM would never get a call.
opaque coyote
Also, there is a matrix reference in one of the ADs, which makes me wonder whether the Matrix movies still exist in Cyberpunk
crystal forum
If they give some guard power armour, the SM would never get a call.
they'd die anyways
and the power armour would be wasted
arctic talon
Same. I wanna be a full fucking borg.
I don’t even need full body conversions for the player
Tbh
It would be interesting to just see them as enemies
arctic talon
The cyberware system is very boring in 2077 because there’s no real diversity to what you shove in
Smasher is one of 3 full Borgs in the game
opaque coyote
The cyberware system is very boring in 2077 because there’s no real diversity to...
the only real cool part are like
the movement upgrades and the arms
arctic talon
And the other 2 are NPC’s you can’t kill
crystal forum
that game was pushed so hard post mortem that people convinced themselves it's good
arctic talon
Also shaiten’s design got fucked up in 2077 lol
opaque coyote
And also the fact that we can't mix and match which also sucks
arctic talon
that game was pushed so hard post mortem that people convinced themselves it's g...
Tbf it’s not bad
crystal forum
it's not good
arctic talon
It’s like above average
opaque coyote
that game was pushed so hard post mortem that people convinced themselves it's g...
Tbh, it was patched to the point where it is good.
Release definitely wasn't though
arctic talon
I wish it had more diversity in everything
Lol
Like
Weapons, cyberware
Enemies
crystal forum
even with bugs aside it's so underwhelming
opaque coyote
I genuinely think it's base was fine, it's just that it made consoles want to kill itself
Most of the complaints were technical
dapper gyro
The game is good even with its flaws.
arctic talon
I mean
They exist for a reason
And they’re important to maelstrom, the voodoo boys and the animals
Like lore
Lol
opaque coyote
They exist for a reason
Also the fact that wouldn't they hate all of the shit in cyberpunk
arctic talon
Their absence is odd
dapper gyro
It is too close to real life that it is dangerous.
opaque coyote
The overwhelming amount of sexual stuff
arctic talon
Also the fact that wouldn't they hate all of the shit in cyberpunk
Yes
arctic talon
Well yeah
They’re also extremely violent and heavily modified
They’re the reason why maelstrom went off the deep end
As a gang
opaque coyote
They’re also extremely violent and heavily modified
So do they think that like
Mechanical modification is the way to the ubermensch
or whatever
arctic talon
Yes
opaque coyote
Actually sounds sick
opaque coyote
Although, most like "old" weapons were replaced though. Mainly because since everybody has some type of metal
Like every weapon is high caliber
Because you need to punch through metal
arctic talon
It is too close to real life that it is dangerous.
I mean they’re in the TTRPG and still sround in the 2077 module
So
I just think cdpr didn’t have the balls to put actual fucking Nazis into the game lol
opaque coyote
Which kinda sucks because I'm now kinda imagining like
arctic talon
Like, swastika and everything
opaque coyote
Cyber Nazis with like a Kar-98k
dusk patrol
Oh also they didn’t put the literal neo Nazi gang
Cowards tbh but oh well
opaque coyote
Like, swastika and everything
Honestly would be interesting in a sequel as a villain.
dusk patrol
They’re pretty good at not pulling punches in the game with other fucked up stuff
opaque coyote
I can imagine them having borgs and shit.
dusk patrol
I don’t think neo Nazis would have been too far, it’s not like they had to make them redeemable
opaque coyote
They’re pretty good at not pulling punches in the game with other fucked up stuf...
Maybe it's due to time tbh
arctic talon
Oh also
dusk patrol
Voodoo Boys are all trash for example
opaque coyote
Since Scavs exist
arctic talon
There was another “Nazi” gang
arctic talon
Called the red chrome legion
opaque coyote
Just THE worst
dusk patrol
Very few gangs have anyone close to nice in them that we meet
opaque coyote
And they were a bunch of dumbass teenagers
Got massacred
arctic talon
Yeah lmao
opaque coyote
arctic talon
Maelstrom did it first
opaque coyote
Red Chrome fr
dusk patrol
Dum Dum is a real homie though
opaque coyote
Still though, if the canonical ending for Cyberpunk is that Arasaka is weakened.
arctic talon
Dum Dum is like
opaque coyote
I could imagine that maybe the Gangs would kinda rise up once more.
arctic talon
Incredibly nice by maelstrom standards
dusk patrol
Bro just wants to vape and replace his body with dangerous chrome
arctic talon
I could imagine that maybe the Gangs would kinda rise up once more.
Unlikely
The other corps will swoop in
opaque coyote
Dum Dum is like
He's still vicious and cruel, but strangely also feels like you could watch tv with him
arctic talon
It’s not like RED where night city literally just got nuked
opaque coyote
It’s not like RED where night city literally just got nuked
Actually would like a prequel game more tbh
arctic talon
lol
opaque coyote
Like RED
would be cool as a video game
although then again, Tabletop players probably wouldn't be happy if they messed it up
/changed too much lore
But honestly, playing in the RED era would honestly be cool as shit
More focus on gangs than corpos
arctic talon
Only big change made to an existing corporation is Kang Tao
opaque coyote
radioactive
opaque coyote
Only big change made to an existing corporation is Kang Tao
Also, tbh, I think like a Corpo war inside Night City would logically be the next step
Like if Arasaka's presence falls
arctic talon
Not really
opaque coyote
Like you said, others would try to take their place?
arctic talon
They don’t want to shit in their own yard
dapper gyro
We don't get to see the corpo kill teams, which are more deadly than MaxTac.
arctic talon
But they suck lol
crystal forum
cyberpunk is just modern day japan
arctic talon
The militech goons
opaque coyote
But they suck lol
Downsized
arctic talon
They get folded
opaque coyote
Actually that's probably a good lore explanation
They got downsized
After the time of RED
opaque coyote
...
dapper gyro
But they suck lol
Because we never see a real kill team.
opaque coyote
Cdpr doesn’t have full borg models beyond smasher
Again, really wish we had the ability to go full borg.
arctic talon
I barely count lizzy and how shaiten looks in the flashback
dapper gyro
We see only the heavy and elite variants, not kill team.
opaque coyote
If only because damn that would be cool
arctic talon
We see only the heavy and elite variants, not kill team.
Yeah
And even the elite teams would have better gear
Then they do in game tbh
It’s literally just due to gameplay limitations
opaque coyote
Actual question btw, what's your favorite gun in cyberpunk
both in 2077 and in all of them
The Ajax is probably my favorite in terms of look
I like that big ass curved magazine
dapper gyro
2077 is the only game with gunplay... Anyhow, I like Tsunami weapons.
arctic talon
I like the Ying Long
Which is the iconic Dian
In like the tabletop games I’m not that connected to weapons tbh
languid meadow
The Ajax is probably my favorite in terms of look
Achilles 🤤
arctic talon
They’re ultimately a tool
opaque coyote
The Ajax is probably my favorite in terms of look
Looks like a fucked up incest baby between the RPK and the STG-44 tbh
arctic talon
And I can toss it to the side if needed
opaque coyote
I love it
arctic talon
Like
dapper gyro
Nekomata is my favorite precision rifle.
arctic talon
Idk I like the Hello Cutie Micro Cutie in Red
dapper gyro
I want to like the SOR-22, but that thing sucks.
grim bolt
Her majesty my beloved
Who do you think would win in a fight
A space marine or Adam smasher?
opaque coyote
Nekomata is my favorite precision rifle.
I haven't really tried any precision weapons in Cyberpunk. Mainly because I love shooting people more
dapper gyro
I don't want to count the iconic variants, some of them are just too insane.
opaque coyote
But design wise uh
languid meadow
straight up cheating
dusk patrol
V being able to take on Adam Smasher with street level augs is a little silly but it’s also a game
languid meadow
marking targets with cams then shooting through walls and floors
spare osprey
Who do you think would win in a fight
A space marine or Adam smasher?
i feel like he could prob beat a baseline marine
dusk patrol
There’s a lot of hand waving for stuff
arctic talon
Tbh
grim bolt
Yeah I agree. He doesn't need to aim at all too
dapper gyro
It is literally an anti tank rifle
It says 14.5x114mm on decals, a real life cartridge.
arctic talon
I like to imagine smasher is crippled
By Alt
She’s literally burning down most of Arasaka tower’s network
dapper gyro
Also Halo's sniper rifle ammo.
spare osprey
i feel like he could prob beat a baseline marine
i mean Sandevistans are still crazy to me
arctic talon
And the people connected to it
languid meadow
cyberaids
dusk patrol
Who do you think would win in a fight
A space marine or Adam smasher?
Depends, Sandevistan is a big boost for him
grim bolt
Depends, Sandevistan is a big boost for him
Yeah I was saying
opaque coyote
It looks like something you'd shove up your privates rather than a gun.
Perfect.
grim bolt
His shotgun is a smart targeting gun and the Ammo packs a punch
Like even David's sandy is stated to be rudimentary to him
languid meadow
he also has a micro launcher on his back
opaque coyote
It says 14.5x114mm on decals, a real life cartridge.
Yeah. Although the Nekomata does look really cool as well. Sometimes, a big bullet solves all of your problems
opaque coyote
Why isn't this in CP77
arctic talon
That was in a RED sourcebook
opaque coyote
This is the best thing ever
arctic talon
Why isn't this in CP77
Because cdpr are cowards
And won’t give us the bright pink anti tank sniper
grim bolt
The smart smgs that trauma team uses are the same caliber as the halo sniper rifle with Auto aim and an explosive payload
rose thorn
Turron?
dusk patrol
It’s a video game and this very restrictive
opaque coyote
Because cdpr are cowards
I can imagine the fucking video commercials now.
dusk patrol
Most of the special weapons aren’t very unique even
Cyberpunk has a lot of extremely wacky shit
arctic talon
Yeah
grim bolt
Head tracking explosive rounds are in fact kinda scary
dusk patrol
Which is hard to include it all
dapper gyro
Yeah. Although the Nekomata does look really cool as well. Sometimes, a big bull...
I like the Nekomata because you can either shoot fast or charge.
dusk patrol
Also there’s balance
storm jungle
dusk patrol
Like in universe smart weapons are even more OP
But they don’t want them to be the only thing you take after you see them in the game
arctic talon
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1053823148048527440/1196921765868343307...
Sanroo is the funniest weapons manufacturer
grim bolt
Yeah I think smart weapons is the largest factor for smasher being able to take down a space marine
dapper gyro
The smart smgs that trauma team uses are the same caliber as the halo sniper rif...
Bore size and cartridge are 2 different things.
dusk patrol
Anime smasher does a lot better than the game smasher that’s for sure
And lore smasher
arctic talon
Idk blowing someone’s head off with a bright pink gun is like
dusk patrol
Game smasher is super fucking gimped
arctic talon
The funniest part of RED sometimes
dusk patrol
Anime one is accurate to lore
arctic talon
Yeah
dusk patrol
It’s basically how he’s presented
vagrant fox
Gentlemen, where does one read these cyberpunks anyway? The ttrpg books?
dapper gyro
Smasher can fight SM.
arctic talon
Gentlemen, where does one read these cyberpunks anyway? The ttrpg books?
Cyberpunk red ttrpg books
arctic talon
Lore smasher in the Dai Oni is literally massive lol
opaque coyote
a little girl in a generically 'cute' dress is pouting near the gun store
"What's the matter?"
"I want to buy a gun, but there's nothing cute for me."
"You're right! A girl like you needs a more refined weapon. Well then..."
"Try the Hello Cutie!"
little girl does a magical girl twirl and suddenly has the gun in her hands
"The perfect weapon for those who want to be cute..."
random ass ganger comes out of an alleyway
"GIVE ME YOUR EDDIES NOW!"
BANG
hearts pop out of the thug's head as they fall dead
"while also being deadly. Buy one today!"
vagrant fox
I can find those, somewhere. Lets give it a read
arctic talon
In the TTRPG hes not not someone you’re supposed to fight really
Yeah
His sheet is comically strong
dusk patrol
Lore smasher stat lines are way beyond anything the players can get
Mostly
Unless your DM is being silly
opaque coyote
Lore smasher stat lines are way beyond anything the players can get
Is he ""possible"" to defeat?
dapper gyro
I remember that SM are not even comparable to so techno-barbarian in 40K without an overwhelming number.
arctic talon
Or the campaign will be over
arctic talon
Is he ""possible"" to defeat?
I mean I guess
opaque coyote
Technically sure but
You'd have to be really lucky, high leveled, and have the DM allow it
dusk patrol
It would be a silly game
dusk patrol
If you’re fighting him and winning
grim bolt
The base smart smg in lore fires a 9.5 by 10 explosive round
arctic talon
You need heavy AR/SMG/Pistols to scratch him
dusk patrol
Everything else is trivial for you
grim bolt
With a full auto high capacity round.
languid meadow
the DMs "subtle" message that you're no supposed to be here
dusk patrol
Or you’re at the endgame
grim bolt
They would have the same impact as a halo sniper rifle
arctic talon
He’s absurd
vagrant fox
I wouldn't mind if they made it a bit harder, maybe a settings toggle or something
arctic talon
He’s got more firepower and guns lol
grim bolt
And that is just trauma team
arctic talon
And more durability
dapper gyro
They would have the same impact as a halo sniper rifle
Wot?
opaque coyote
They would have the same impact as a halo sniper rifle
Y'know it's both depressing and terrifying that the weapons we get in Cyberpunk 2077 are mainly like
arctic talon
They have full Borge
arctic talon
if necessary lol
opaque coyote
if necessary lol
Gotta get those platinum cilents
dapper gyro
14.5x114 APDS velocity alone can cause insane impact.
rose thorn
Hey uh
grim bolt
And that's trauma team, Adam smasher, backed by arasaka probably has even crazier shit
rose thorn
Wanna see the new wolf riders prices?
dapper gyro
Trauma team uses a smart smg with the same amount of force as a halo sniper rifl...
"force" as in?
arctic talon
rose thorn
The models in the box are almost twice as much as the box it self
arctic talon
They exist I guess
grim bolt
"force" as in?
Explosive force
It's equivalent to a 14.5 by 114 anti material round
grim bolt
But like trauma team is scary in lore
Real
Amd trauma team uses smgs with that force with high capacity and rapid fire auto tracking. Smart guns in lore are terrifying
languid meadow
Need more TT in my life
dapper gyro
Explosive force
It's equivalent to a 14.5 by 114 anti material round
Explosive force will not equate to penetrating power. They are 2 different things.
grim bolt
Also correction I mistype
It's not 9.5 by 1
It's 9.5 by 100 head seeking explosive round
dapper gyro
Like 40mm grenade doesn't do the same amount of damage as a 25mm Chaingun despite bigger explosive payload.
dusk patrol
Yeah trauma team in lore are one of the most elite factions on average
Theyre paid extremely well and are trusted by the highest level across the board
Everyone uses them
dapper gyro
I'm not discounting 2077 weapons at all.
dapper gyro
Things like the Asura can track targets from Km away.
arctic talon
Trauma team are just cool
I like them because they turn the whole normal like
Paramedic dynamic on its head
dapper gyro
Most top tier corpo have kill teams equivalent to Trauma team.
Then you have the actual military elites.
arctic talon
Yeah
dusk patrol
I like their whole ideal of trying to be a more positive thing but they all get jaded and brutal
Lots of people join with the intentions of helping but they get beaten down by what they see and the nature of their job
arctic talon
But you usually don’t run into them, trauma team is fun since on the tabletop you can run into them like
Pretty easily
dapper gyro
Normal military grade gears are already considered high tier. Their elite are even more.
dusk patrol
So they don’t care eventually
arctic talon
In it for the paycheck only eventually
dapper gyro
Considering one tank can obliterate a huge section of a top corpo, the contract military is pretty strong.
dusk patrol
Yeah rarely do we get to see much of how full scale military warfare looks like in cyberpunk
dapper gyro
She devil strikes again.
green loom
languid meadow
storm jungle
Ive seen the memes
that alone convinced me hes a good character
(ill watch the cutscenes now)
green loom
He's literally me
storm jungle
Well he is bald.
fierce glade
That's bald military man template 3
languid meadow
his English VA is in KCD2 and when I heard him I got flash banged by an image of Korshunov
crystal forum
discount soul drinker
i couldnt remove the ultramarine icon on the libator chalice
dusk patrol
I think you can if you paint it gold
dusk patrol
I hope we get another series of unknown successor chapter decals and stuff soon
crystal forum
i hope soul drinkers will be included as imperial fist successors
but an issue i've noticed is that eventually they're going to run out of colours
storm jungle
> Just post pictures of official Trauma Team art
storm jungle
but an issue i've noticed is that eventually they're going to run out of colours
Impossible
if GW can scrounge this many colors so can they
probably
crystal forum
why did they release the raven guard skins anyways
ultramarines, dark angels, raven guard
somebody in the dev studio must be a raven guard fan
dusk patrol
but an issue i've noticed is that eventually they're going to run out of colours
Probably but that’s not really a huge deal
There’s sooo many colors they can do too
dusk patrol
why did they release the raven guard skins anyways
Mk. VI is popular
Also, they’re just kinda releasing all the first founding
There’s not a super clear order, and based off how many they’re doing they’ll be done with them all pretty soon here
White Scars and Space Wolves are the next big update
Which leaves Iron Hands, Blood Angels and Imperial Fists
Iron Hands are the only ones they haven’t datamined yet but I expect next big update they’ll be in the files
crystal forum
blood angels and imperial fists being last is insane
dusk patrol
Like I said they don’t seem to have some obvious order
They’re probably trying to get all the FF out so there’s a good variety of baseline gear and then they’ll tackle less known stuff
crystal forum
i hope to god that imperial fists will have mark 3 armour alongside them
crystal forum
what do you think their champion will look like
dusk patrol
Redditors are always in a natural state of hate
dusk patrol
what do you think their champion will look like
Imperial fists?
crystal forum
there's no way assault wont be blood angel
dusk patrol
Not clear how that’s gonna work
I think with Ba
They might do Sanguinary Priest
With apothecary
crystal forum
with the screaming mask?
crystal forum
there is no straight explanation for this
dusk patrol
vagrant fox
It's called being a vampire, sweaty
dusk patrol
How is this even gay
arctic talon
Idk
crystal forum
this one
dusk patrol
vagrant fox
the tiny jacket
Or is it a robe with a very deep v cut
storm jungle
It's called being a vampire, sweaty
Vampires are bisexual as hell by nature so this checks out.
opaque coyote
So honestly, I don't think that Red Skull shouldn't be added to Marvel Rivals.
Not for the obvious reasons, but because like...
what skins would you even give him?
Like seriously
storm jungle
Well its an asian studio
So its about as likely as it is unlikely
we'll see i guess lol
opaque coyote
So its about as likely as it is unlikely
Honestly wouldn't even mind it tbh
Like on some level it would be cool
But genuinely wondering what type of cosmetics would Red Skull even have?
storm jungle
Honestly wouldn't even mind it tbh
Hes a nazi but like Marvel sometimes have tried making Hydra its own seperate entity that doesnt even appeal to the german ideals.
The problem is they made about as many materials where they do
Skull espcially
Upside you get to fuck him up which works
forest orbit
Well its an asian studio
Dilara explain what do you mean 
storm jungle
Oh right
Basically their main focus is like
Choose generic white bimbo character to appeal to western gooners
storm jungle
forest orbit
I was just glancing as I was watching a vid and went "Wait a minute-"
opaque coyote
Basically their main focus is like
They're also more willing to play with things that western cultures consider Taboo.
storm jungle
They're also more willing to play with things that western cultures consider Tab...
Yeah but again bitches first.
that rolls in the money
opaque coyote
Like Strohiem from Jojo wouldn't go through if Jojo was a Western Comic
storm jungle
well that and mods but still
vagrant fox
Money first which means appeal to gooners, clearly
storm jungle
Money first which means appeal to gooners, clearly
^
Like ive seen way too many comments of just
opaque coyote
Yeah but again bitches first.
Ah yes, the Gacha Grindset.
storm jungle
"asian devs know how to best appeal to us without being woke"
opaque coyote
Tbf, Squrriel Girl has the thiccest ass ever so
storm jungle
like buddy its a marvel game, chill
opaque coyote
excused
queen laurel
ork fans want to be monsters that's why we don't act like aristocrats because we don't have a use for it
opaque coyote
"asian devs know how to best appeal to us without being woke"
Why are all the men flat?
storm jungle
Why are all the men flat?
REAL.
opaque coyote
Only venom has a omega gyatt
forest orbit
ork fans want to be monsters that's why we don't act like aristocrats because we...
Preach brother 🤝
vagrant fox
Doesn't black spiderman have a dumpy
forest orbit
storm jungle
Doesn't black spiderman have a dumpy
Kinda but not really
opaque coyote
Doesn't black spiderman have a dumpy
Not Peter Parker
storm jungle
you can tell the female characters get the most attention as eyecandy
vagrant fox
Not Peter Parker
The big one with the mouth
opaque coyote
The big one with the mouth
yeah, Eddie Brock
vagrant fox
I thought his name poison or something smh
opaque coyote
Venom is just the name of the symbiote AKA Black Goo
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/xoxo-rabbit-bunny-snow-winter-gif-16384877
Me when Cloak and Dagger
My favorite interacial couple
I mean what
dusk patrol
It is funny we’re gonna have
opaque coyote
Basically the Symbiote is sentient and it's own being.
opaque coyote
But has like no morality, and depends on the host for moral guidance
dusk patrol
The skin sales
vagrant fox
Who's gooning for the raccoon, furries?
storm jungle
but i also dont play rivals so whatever lol
dusk patrol
Must be absurd
queen laurel
but id appreciate some variety
Hey they are at least finally doing a female vanguard, do you know the amount of homosexual jokes floating around with the bloody male vanguards
dusk patrol
https://tenor.com/view/invisible-woman-marvel-rivals-marvel-rivals-sue-storm-gif-8161994635352711870
storm jungle
I hate reed richards
dusk patrol
storm jungle
God damn it
dusk patrol
What you looking at there
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/invisible-woman-marvel-rivals-marvel-rivals-sue-storm-gif...
Ive seen some mods and man
people definitely take the thicc-factor a bit far sometimes
dusk patrol
I already think they look a bit much I don’t get the people who want these ridiculous proportions
queen laurel
people definitely take the thicc-factor a bit far sometimes
There's liking it thick and then there's praying to slannesh for a mod
storm jungle
I already think they look a bit much I don’t get the people who want these ridic...
Its goonerism
like
in the opposite theres mods that make characters extremely fat
DeviantArt Moment
or just... straight up nude which i always found sad as shit but hey lol
opaque coyote
or just... straight up nude which i always found sad as shit but hey lol
idk how you'd even play well with one hand smh
queen laurel
or just... straight up nude which i always found sad as shit but hey lol
apparently the in game models are more detailed than average
Like as if the marvel rivals anticipated this
storm jungle
Yeah that was a thing i saw on social media before the game even came out or i knew it was a thing
storm jungle
Like as if the marvel rivals anticipated this
its REALLY likely
arctic talon
Why are all the men flat?
Black panther has a nice ass
You are blind
They buffed his ass in fact
storm jungle
Your opinion on the panther meat was not asked easterner
arctic talon
storm jungle
🫵
opaque coyote
apparently the in game models are more detailed than average
Tbf seems to be an Asian developer thing in general.
The Dark Souls games have unnecessary modeling in areas that aren't even seen
arctic talon
Your opinion on the panther meat was not asked easterner
Die
opaque coyote
It isn't even like sexual, it's even stuff like buildings and shit
opaque coyote
All the NPCs in Dark souls tend to have fully modeled faces
Even though we literally don't see them
arctic talon
Which is funny because you never see their face
opaque coyote
like at all
dusk patrol
Yeah I don’t think the issue is the guys aren’t also hot
opaque coyote
Yeah I don’t think the issue is the guys aren’t also hot
It's clearly the issue
dusk patrol
They got a little something for all the gooners
opaque coyote
queen laurel
It's just that woman liking gooners
storm jungle
Minus Venom i havent seen people goon for them much
dusk patrol
Even venom has a badonkadonk
storm jungle
Johnny definitely enters there, others are uh yeah
queen laurel
Are more population wise than the male liking ones
opaque coyote
Minus Venom i havent seen people goon for them much
Mr. Fantastic could've been goon material if he had the thickest ass
dusk patrol
At least Peter isn’t a minor in this game
queen laurel
Johnny definitely enters there, others are uh yeah
My boy flirts with every bloody woman in the f****** roster
opaque coyote
Are more population wise than the male liking ones
This is true.
opaque coyote
https://tenor.com/view/thing-fantastic-four-gif-9183135
bombastic side eye
arctic talon
Pretty generic as well lol
storm jungle
Yeah that lol
queen laurel
hes a piece of shit so that checks out
As vanguard main i love this version of the thing but hey i can't understand to be fair his design is literally just like
opaque coyote
Yeah that lol
Honestly Red Skull might be cool if only just because we'd have a nonstandard male design
dusk patrol
Being real you could probably swap out most of the “hot girl” outfits
queen laurel
One of the more generic ones
dusk patrol
And barely tell the difference
storm jungle
Being real you could probably swap out most of the “hot girl” outfits
Or you can be like Psylocke
arctic talon
Even though we literally don't see them
Anyways Anri jumpscare, behold your potential wife/husband’s face
queen laurel
I love marvel rivals thing
storm jungle
Same
arctic talon
who exists solely because she has her ass out in a leotard
That’s not even her base skin
Lol
storm jungle
the new york accent is great
storm jungle
That’s not even her base skin
EVEN WORSE
queen laurel
the new york accent is great
Yeah
queen laurel
It's great
arctic talon
opaque coyote
Anyways Anri jumpscare, behold your potential wife/husband’s face
Why do you think the "wedding" scene covers their face
arctic talon
They took away her hat from the comics smh
opaque coyote
queen laurel
They took away her hat from the comics smh
The fact that she is so neglected they allowed her to be included in the base game where every version of the character is their own thing
arctic talon
The psylocke skin isn’t even the same psylocke
They’re literally different people
Is the funniest thing
arctic talon
The fact that she is so neglected they allowed her to be included in the base ga...
So neglected people thought she was original to Marvel rivals
dusk patrol
It is funny how Iron Fist as an Asian dude basically takes away the one thing making him kinda interesting lol
arctic talon
arctic talon
It is funny how Iron Fist as an Asian dude basically takes away the one thing ma...
“The immortal” iron fist
dusk patrol
I like Danny where they keep trying to send him on suicide missions and he keeps coming back
storm jungle
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/f/fd/Sai_%28Earth-TRN144...
THATS PSYLOCKE?
queen laurel
They’re literally different people
I mean reed richards has a skin where he's the maker but his base skib is his own thing
storm jungle
I thought it was some generic asian swordswoman
arctic talon
THATS PSYLOCKE?
It’s not psylocke(technically)
storm jungle
....
queen laurel
THATS PSYLOCKE?
Yeah this one is from the demon days comic
arctic talon
It’s Sai
storm jungle
okay thats just psylockhe
queen laurel
Dai
arctic talon
Who’s a different character
queen laurel
Sai
storm jungle
😭
arctic talon
In Japan
queen laurel
Yeah she's basically from a different reality
queen laurel
It's like miles morales oh wait
storm jungle
Thanks, I hate it.
vagrant fox
Who's that white guy who went to Tibet to learn Tibetan mysticism from a white woman
queen laurel
Careful now everyone doesn't like that guy
arctic talon
Who's that white guy who went to Tibet to learn Tibetan mysticism from a white w...
The ancient one
arctic talon
Thanks, I hate it.
Idk, ask marvel why they made Sai in the first place lol
vagrant fox
The ancient one
He doesn't look old
storm jungle
Yeah when are we gonna get lore accurate Ancient One
Repost but this is literally lore accurate Ancient One
arctic talon
vagrant fox
🤔
stuck arrow
I would have played the game more if skins weren't such a grind
queen laurel
Idk, ask marvel why they made Sai in the first place lol
Isn't that basically their tactic to like try to expand into the asian market
storm jungle
I would have played the game more if skins weren't such a grind
Too bad
now open your wallet
NOW
arctic talon
Isn't that basically their tactic to like try to expand into the asian market
No clue
queen laurel
They made like multiple japanese style comics or like literal manga
queen laurel
Like f****** deadpool has a f****** comic
queen laurel
Or manga
dusk patrol
Repost but this is literally lore accurate Ancient One
“Now do normal shit with chopsticks that makes it hard because this is a lesson or something idk”
dapper gyro
now open your wallet
I have no money left. Can I pay with my soul instead?
languid meadow
Nothing has surpassed peak
arctic talon
Repost but this is literally lore accurate Ancient One
queen laurel
https://tenor.com/view/marvel-rivals-winter-soldier-bucky-barnes-robotic-arm-cyb...
Giving bucky arms with tentacles in them and going again is peak
storm jungle
Okay but Pai Mei is based
queen laurel
https://youtu.be/vAvcxeXtBz0?si=D91_zh9pKk7rurJ9
As someone playing commanding conquer general zero hour yes i am stupid but those suicide trucks certainly aren't
storm jungle
I have no money left. Can I pay with my soul instead?
hand it over 🫲
arctic talon
Ngl
Literally all the characters in marvel rivals are hot
Except like
The Thing
dapper gyro
hand it over 🫲
Here 👻
vagrant fox
I knew someone would goon for treeman
dusk patrol
I’m sure someone want to fuck groot and the thing
arctic talon
Yeah
arctic talon
Penny is an adult
queen laurel
He a sylvaneth player
dusk patrol
arctic talon
Or rather this one is
arctic talon
https://tenor.com/view/shrug-oh-well-diddy-shrug-deal-with-it-shrugs-gif-1120997...
Die
arctic talon
Of course he would want to f*** groot
Shut
queen laurel
Guys keep up
dusk patrol
Of course he would want to f*** groot
That a lot of baby oil
vagrant fox
I forgor
dusk patrol
Who would be more baby oil, the Thing or Groot?
arctic talon
The thing
dapper gyro
Please don't do weird thing with Rocket.
vagrant fox
I think I'd play the marvel game if it had Zenyatta in it tbh
arctic talon
Rocket is a raccoon
storm jungle
Rocket is a raccoon
I thought Rocket Racoon was a Ferret
queen laurel
I think I'd play the marvel game if it had Zenyatta in it tbh
Yeah and it's just modok
arctic talon
I thought Rocket Racoon was a Ferret
He’s a rodent
storm jungle
queen laurel
It's just modok
vagrant fox
I don't know what a modok is
stuck arrow
I think I'd play the marvel game if it had Zenyatta in it tbh
Trying to think what the closest character would be but all of them have some kind of peel. Which zen never did 
arctic talon
Marvel rivals is funny in that there’s literally only 1 playable villain
vagrant fox
That's not a robot who discovered the only true religion
arctic talon
Trying to think what the closest character would be but all of them have some ki...
It’s Luna or mantis prolly
That’s closest
queen laurel
I don't know what a modok is
languid meadow
god I can't wait for Ultron
storm jungle
I don't know what a modok is
the most alpha male in existence
fierce glade
storm jungle
you may not like it
arctic talon
Sigma male
storm jungle
but this is what gigachadism looks like
queen laurel
That that guy is modok
storm jungle
FART ENGINES
vagrant fox
Is that the guy from the ninja turtles
storm jungle
LMFAO
queen laurel
BAHAHAH
arctic talon
storm jungle
with small baby limbs
storm jungle
HOLD ON
queen laurel
you may not like it
To be fair he is smarter than like everyone here combined
storm jungle
Yeah but hes a prick
storm jungle
NOOOO
storm jungle
dusk patrol
arctic talon
Honestly
dusk patrol
Not that way
arctic talon
Give him hair
dapper gyro
That movie is so awful.
arctic talon
Lol
dusk patrol
That’s how
storm jungle
like, you'd need to make him 40k tier gross
queen laurel
Yeah like literally just
vagrant fox
Yea tomorrow they'll be the same being in my head
queen laurel
Hair just give him hair
dapper gyro
The only thing I don't like about Marvel Rivals female models is the high heels.
storm jungle
"Guys I DID NOT beat teh shit out of my girlfriend"
arctic talon
Anyways none of the men in Marvel Rivals are like super hot, except for Peter Parker ig
Lol
storm jungle
The only thing I don't like about Marvel Rivals female models is the high heels.
Aw come on
high heels are hot
arctic talon
And his face never shows up
dapper gyro
Everyone wears high heels in combat...
dapper gyro
high heels are hot
Girls combat boots are sexy, too.
queen laurel
Honestly thats the thing
That's the what dilara
storm jungle
languid meadow
He's voiced by lowenthal so he's hot
storm jungle
god damn it
vagrant fox
high heels are hot
They're a -2 accessory, looks bad
storm jungle
Girls combat boots are sexy, too.
Entirely fair 
stuck arrow
Pretty sure penny doesn't. But she's in a robot all the time anyway
fierce glade
Not squirrel girl
dapper gyro
Black Widow heels make me want to vomit.
stuck arrow
Heard squirrel girl got buffed. Or her ult did
dapper gyro
She is walking on her toes.
queen laurel
Do all the women in Rivals have high heels lol
Magik
arctic talon
Heard squirrel girl got buffed. Or her ult did
Her ult tracks people now
languid meadow
Heard squirrel girl got buffed. Or her ult did
yeah it tracks after each bounce
queen laurel
She definitely doesn't have one
languid meadow
it's isnane
stuck arrow
Oh ho ho
queen laurel
Yeah she throws that thing in a choke point it's f****** cook
nocturne crest
Hey all, what's the topic of the day?
queen laurel
Hey all, what's the topic of the day?
Marvel rivals
nocturne crest
Oh.
nocturne crest
I got told by the game that I'm too poor to play it.
arctic talon
They have a noticeable heel
queen laurel
Also I’d say those are like heeled shoes tbf
Yeah that's true
stuck arrow
I got told by the game that I'm too poor to play it.
Its....free?
arctic talon
Specs
queen laurel
I got told by the game that I'm too poor to play it.
Your pc can't run it or something?
arctic talon
Prolly
stuck arrow
Ah
nocturne crest
Its....free?
Yeah graphics card.
arctic talon
Monster hunter getting rid of gender locked armor was the best decision they’ve ever made
queen laurel
Yeah it's definitely a spec thing because this game is f****** free
languid meadow
UE5 and it's consequences
arctic talon
I will not elaborate on that statement
languid meadow
Monster hunter getting rid of gender locked armor was the best decision they’ve ...
crossdressing is peak in wilds
storm jungle
I will not elaborate on that statement
It looks hot.
queen laurel
Monster hunter getting rid of gender locked armor was the best decision they’ve ...
Yeah it actually expands character customization
nocturne crest
I mean, Crossdressing is an old tradition that fell to the side.
storm jungle
I mean, Crossdressing is an old tradition that fell to the side.
to be fair its not really crossdressing
its more like uh
the male armor is about as exposing as female ones
lol
arctic talon
It looks hot.
Tbf so does a chunk of the male armor
storm jungle
Tbf so does a chunk of the male armor
arctic talon
Also you can have female characters in full plate now
Since a lot of the female versions of some sets
Had exposed flesh because hot
dapper gyro
Monster hunter getting rid of gender locked armor was the best decision they’ve ...
Play Dragons Dogma 2 as male with thong.
arctic talon
Lol
stuck arrow
Its all about the clown suits where you had to bash a bunch of armor together to get Sharpness +1 and no transmog to hide it.
I got a weird satisfaction out of making those atrocities work
dapper gyro
Everyone loves the sexy abdomen muscles.
arctic talon
Lol
I do like how transmog is unlocked so much earlier in wilds
Compared to both worlds and rise
You don’t need to look hideous in master rank
dapper gyro
MH World feels like a forgotten and obsolete world now.
nocturne crest
Is there anything in 40k similar to Axel from Twisted Metal?
queen laurel
Lol
i wish i can at least wear this thing as like layered armor in the new games
this thing goes hard
stuck arrow
I liked rise, even if it did go a little GOTTA GO FAST on the hunting aspect and being able to stuff yourself to the gills with skills
arctic talon
Rise was really creative
queen laurel
I liked rise, even if it did go a little GOTTA GO FAST on the hunting aspect and...
it has gotten so fast that even included a frontier monster
arctic talon
Combat wise tbh
Also fun fact about Wilds
They kept the wall run attacks
From Rise
But only on specific walls
queen laurel
They kept the wall run attacks
if i can improve my graphics card maybe just a little bit
stuck arrow
it has gotten so fast that even included a frontier monster
Who was the frontier mon?
queen laurel
I can play rise on like the lowest lowest lowest lowest difficulty
queen laurel
Who was the frontier mon?
Espinas
this guy is also straight up a frontier flagship
queen laurel
Scary mfer.
ah yes paralysis poison fire breath
arctic talon
Lol
stuck arrow
And the baby walk nuke
queen laurel
yeah i would love to play it but as of right now i would stick with monster hunter stories
the only game of monster hunter i can play right now
arctic talon
Still fun tbh
stuck arrow
Pokemon but MH
queen laurel
Still fun tbh
yeah riding a bloodbath diablos is fun
also the implications that i mutilated this diablos and made him go on a rampage and then tame him
queen laurel
Jin Dahaad is extremely cool
i'm just enjoying monster hunter wilds through pro and noob
you know those guys
stuck arrow
Good ole Diablos, the most violent herbivore
arctic talon
stuck arrow
Is that the new siege monster that you have to repel
arctic talon
Diablos being herbivores is so funny
arctic talon
Is that the new siege monster that you have to repel
It’s not a siege monster which makes it way cooler imo
It’s fucking huge though by normal monster standards
queen laurel
Diablos being herbivores is so funny
yeah but to be fair herbivores IRL are like
Bloody insane
so diablos being an insane herbivore
arctic talon
yeah but to be fair herbivores IRL are like
I don’t think there’s a living herbivore irl that’s that aggressive
queen laurel
checks out
queen laurel
I don’t think there’s a living herbivore irl that’s that aggressive
yeah we're talking about monster hunter here
there's no IRL creature that lives in thunderstorms and manipulates it
At least diablos has something similar
arctic talon
Lol
Wilds doesn’t have a siege monster in it
Yet
I’m excited for whatever they do
But I’m not excited for the siege itself because holy shit they almost always suck
queen laurel
I’m excited for whatever they do
rise doesn't have a siege monster because of the rampage right
arctic talon
Yeah
queen laurel
or does that fall to the wind serpent fella
queen laurel
Yeah
Also it's so funny to me that every domesticated creature that the hunters get suddenly learns their ancient technique of avoiding fall damage
arctic talon
It’s extremely valuable
rose thorn
For all my card game players, The Bazaar releases into FREE open beta on Wednesday
crystal forum
did you lads watch hunter the parenting part 5 yet
storm jungle
I have on release, its peak as ever
I cannot believe its been 11 months since the last episode
but seeing how this looks im starting to realise where all that patreon money is going is exceptionally worth it lol
arctic talon
I have on release, its peak as ever
GAROU
languid meadow
crystal forum
people afraid to be called furry so they use such archaic terms smh
sour hornet
I'm surprised how loyal people are so far in rogue trader
I threatened the priest in front of argenta and straight up told vladaym I'm gonna scam him
they're both somewhat chill abt it
must be my aura
crystal forum
aura could be it
could also be the fact that they're scared shitless of a rogue trader
also this will have repercussions down the line dont worry about that
sour hornet
could also be the fact that they're scared shitless of a rogue trader
besides my unstable nature I have a trustworthy nature
green loom
You are legally allowed to mostly just ignore authorities
sour hornet
also this will have repercussions down the line dont worry about that
this is what I've been worried about
I'm not exactly
green loom
Also consider Vladaym has to deal with other rogue traders too, he's probably just used to it
sour hornet
the most non-heretic rt
crystal forum
make sure to actually pick a path at some point, the game forces you into it
also iconoclast is a scam
sour hornet
heretical it is 
sour hornet
Also consider Vladaym has to deal with *other* rogue traders too, he's probably ...
real, meeting those dickwits was basically
