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storm jungle
crystal forum
dude those animated movies rocked
storm jungle
the amount of times
dusk patrol
Just have them use cover
winter vessel
the most intense Airsoft session:
crystal forum
i love those movies
storm jungle
they miss
dusk patrol
Then they do that spin shit
vagrant fox
The whole time I was very puzzled as to why they did it like that, yet not at the same time
dapper gyro
RE7 DLC has some moments.
crystal forum
YES I DID THE BLACKJACK CHALLENGE
winter vessel
RE7 DLC has some moments.
this mF was built different
crystal forum
this mF was built different
did you unlock both gloves
storm jungle
fucking crazy
crystal forum
you did them all?
winter vessel
did you unlock both gloves
i laughed for a minute straight when i obtained it. i had to pause cause i was wheezing
crystal forum
there comes a point you have to literally restart the game
just to do the time challenges correctly
because you need more gear
dapper gyro
guys can wetalk about RE8 now
I never understand why people like Lady D.
crystal forum
the first jack fight in the boat is RIDICULOUS
storm jungle
I never understand why people like Lady D.
Shes a massive strong woman
thats kind of it
dapper gyro
I don't see her attractive at all....
storm jungle
bruh
vagrant fox
because you're a coward
storm jungle
no wonder she hates man-things
I also still cannot believe
shes actually primarch sized
dusk patrol
RE7 to whatever was great but the sequel was
winter vessel
Shes a massive strong woman
I'll be honest, I was more drawn to these three, than Lady D even during early teasers
dapper gyro
Well, her daughters are more of my thing.
storm jungle
Well, her daughters are more of my thing.
Perfectly understandable
dusk patrol
The whole whatever parasite thing and you being made of it was just eh
storm jungle
But it just wasn’t as good
Chris unloads an entire magazine into Ethan's wife
dusk patrol
The mold
dusk patrol
>"What the hell man!"
storm jungle
LITERALLY HIS REACTION
crystal forum
guys please skip to 3:02 https://youtu.be/qXa7579VxZ8?si=kburORKXZqncHD2i
dusk patrol
Ethan is just Joe Biden
storm jungle
"Aw come on dude thats my wife"
crystal forum
please guys
winter vessel
But it just wasn’t as good
also I saw this and went "okay who watched Zero Dark Thirty in the studio?"
storm jungle
the ideas in the game arent bad
but its overhyped as fuck imo
AND
the devs outright said
crystal forum
dusk patrol
also I saw this and went "okay who watched Zero Dark Thirty in the studio?"
They fur collar back really ties the outfit together
winter vessel
hound wolf squad
crystal forum
like i said they perfect res 7 and went back to dumb shit
storm jungle
that section was fire
because uh you know, the game remembered it should have horror elements
lol
spare osprey
That baby deserved to be curb stomped
winter vessel
This shit though
oh yeah, the first instance where i cried in terror in all my life of videogames
dusk patrol
RE7 I really liked the setting and how low key it felt
spare osprey
That baby deserved to be curb stomped
FUCK that shit bro
crystal forum
res 7 was a deliberate return to form of the series i dont think you guys remember how jarring it was for a series that became known for shit like 6
crystal forum
i will never stop praising 7
dusk patrol
RE8 is just throwing shit at a wall with no reason
dapper gyro
Relevation 2 was pretty good.
dusk patrol
It’s neat but it’s also just silly
crystal forum
like, it has way too many issues
if you start the game these days with all DLC's you have infinite ammo turned on by default
dusk patrol
Like, there’s this wacky cast of villains but like…why? What the fuck?
storm jungle
RE8 is just throwing shit at a wall with no reason
"Hey lets do a village because res4"
"Hey lets do vampires because europe"
"Hey lets do puppet horror because uhhh"
dusk patrol
RE7 is much more direct
crystal forum
capcom just didn't understand why 7 was so popular
storm jungle
^
winter vessel
the issue with RE8 is its just aimless
I was more invested about the inner Corruption of the BSAA, its sole purpose was to end BOW activity and terror attacks. but we only get a sliver of that towards the end
storm jungle
also AGAIN like i said, they purposefully made the game less scary which will always be crazy to me
storm jungle
I was more invested about the inner Corruption of the BSAA, its sole purpose was...
Im sure we'll return to that
at some point
crystal forum
then they kill ethan because they dont want to do first person anymore
storm jungle
I dont hate RE8 it just didnt hit
storm jungle
then they kill ethan because they dont want to do first person anymore
good
dusk patrol
Also it helps that the villains are sympathetic for what was done to them and you get to see that
storm jungle
hes a dumbass character
dusk patrol
Whereas RE8 is just
winter vessel
I like how they fit Caseoh into the game
dusk patrol
Oooo vampire lady
crystal forum
I dont hate RE8 it just didnt hit
literally everybody only talks about the first quarter of the game because big tita
storm jungle
Also it helps that the villains are sympathetic for what was done to them and yo...
The only one i felt bad for was Moreu but like... its because hes pathetic as shit lol
then hes still just an asshole
AUGHHH MOTHER MIRANDA
IM RESIDENT EVILINGGGG
dapper gyro
RE7 Chris DLC was literally "Mow them down" sim.
storm jungle
oh absolutely
still funny af tho
chris loses his entire squad
name a more iconic duo
dusk patrol
Lore accurate Chris
storm jungle
^
arctic talon
Lol
winter vessel
when you remove the cadou mutation from Donna, i went "Oh my..."-in George Takei's voice
crystal forum
my favorite part of the game is that i can shoot a completely broken BFR and win the game
storm jungle
lucas taunting him is also funny as shit
crystal forum
that DLC gun is so fucking good
storm jungle
when you remove the cadou mutation from Donna, i went "Oh my..."-in George Takei...
she aint bad at all
crystal forum
and it's my favorite pistol!!!
crystal forum
and you can upgrade the damagw
so much
and it only takes rifle ammo unlike the useless magnum
winter vessel
crystal forum
i just unloaded all my shots into that dumb lady and she was so angry
vagrant fox
yoo is that seven pesos jose
dusk patrol
I thought Joe died, turned out it was just a nice dream
storm jungle
🤨
dusk patrol
Nothing good can happen
crystal forum
she flinches every time i shoot her with 45-70
vagrant fox
Angry Joe will never be as good as Irate Gamer 100% nocap
crystal forum
what a gal
winter vessel
https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-baker-family-zombie-heart-gif-7793577
i really enjoyed the assortment of villains in RE7, and then learning about their corruption in that Zoe DLC really made me sympathetic to their suffering
dusk patrol
i really enjoyed the assortment of villains in RE7, and then learning about thei...
Yeah it’s what made it good
storm jungle
ironically the "groundedness" of the game is what made it good
dusk patrol
RE8 I just didn’t care
dusk patrol
It was wacky and not bad but
crystal forum
also ethan had a good motivation that wasn't just "get baby"
storm jungle
ok but ethan sucks
dusk patrol
And RE7 really the only wacky thing was the brother dlc
crystal forum
also in 8 chris is so retar
dusk patrol
“Oh wait attaching my limbs isn’t normal…right….”
storm jungle
hes gotta protect him
dusk patrol
Maybe the mold is just stupid so it made a tarded Ethan
Evil Ethan is just Joe Biden
crystal forum
literally the only time ever that ethan acts like this in the whole series just to fit the plot
dusk patrol
Yeah
winter vessel
hes gotta protect him
seeing that they went with i don't have time to explain route, i screamed "YOU ARE PULLING A BIG E, you ASS"
dusk patrol
He’s hilariously bland
storm jungle
He’s hilariously bland
What I hate is like
people going "hes such a good father and a character"
????
are we playing the same game?
who the fuck are you talking about
crystal forum
am i the only person who could clearly tell what the reveal was going to be
storm jungle
lmao
dapper gyro
Honestly, I really don't care for Ethan as main character, unlike other RE main characters.
dusk patrol
He’s very blank slate
storm jungle
^
crystal forum
i want leon kennedy to take me to diner then plow me
vagrant fox
I figured Ethan just has the same amount of character as a hentai protag because they're both self-insert blanks
winter vessel
i want leon kennedy to take me to diner then plow me
he already got a man, his name was Luis pours one out
crystal forum
ethan casually playing mister potato with his limbs
winter vessel
https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-village-gif-22984448
sweet sweet goop juice
dusk patrol
“Wait I’m a bio weapon too?!” Ethan said in shock after he had been reattaching limbs with fucking light ointment for days
crystal forum
wait isn't your hand gone for like half the game
dusk patrol
He loses limbs and shit a lot
crystal forum
"im infected with mushrooms??"
dusk patrol
He is the shroom
dapper gyro
Ethan is made of High*.
dusk patrol
“Wait this evil bio weapon virus that infects everything it touches infected me too?!”
median star
resident evil 4 is the only one i ever played
crystal forum
i didn't think i'd get infected after being literally vomited on by mushrooms in 7
vagrant fox
Same brain disease as Simon in SOMA, reality denialitis
dusk patrol
Resident evil viruses are basically just magic though
dapper gyro
Shroom + Alcoholic disinfectant, a certified hobo.
crystal forum
resident evil 4 is the only one i ever played
play 7 NOW
dusk patrol
Same brain disease as Simon in SOMA, reality denialitis
Finally a protagonist the public can relate to
One with severe brain damage
winter vessel
I still hate how quickly we kill them off in Village. Especially Daniela, hearing her last words went "okay well, that's gonna stick with me for a while"
vagrant fox
resident evil 4 is the only one i ever played
play 5
dusk patrol
I still hate how quickly we kill them off in Village. Especially Daniela, hearin...
You dropped this
crystal forum
I still hate how quickly we kill them off in Village. Especially Daniela, hearin...
i hated them all and i was glad when the game moved past them
median star
ill stick with killing rural spanish people for now
vagrant fox
One with severe brain damage
I'm just like him for real for real
crystal forum
ill stick with killing rural spanish people for now
you get to kill rural louisiana people
winter vessel
You dropped this
actually funny, I have a co worker shares the name and went
dusk patrol
Is she hot?
winter vessel
no
dusk patrol
Shame
winter vessel
shes europe
crystal forum
can we talk about how bullshit the blood basin statue puzzle is
dusk patrol
When it’s Spanish villagers it’s fine, but suddenly when you’re killing black people now it’s racist smh
dapper gyro
Of female protag, Jill can infect me all she wishes.
crystal forum
that made 0 sense
dusk patrol
vagrant fox
can we talk about how bullshit the blood basin statue puzzle is
In Village? Just have high puzzle IQ
crystal forum
or use youtube
winter vessel
actually when i think about it after 4, there's not much said about Los Iluminados, isn't that like, a threat still?
crystal forum
actually when i think about it after 4, there's not much said about Los Iluminad...
it's the same monsters in 5
also one of the animated movies
has them
and a wheelchair guy
that's all i remember
5 goes into the origin of the fleshy monsters
winter vessel
oh yeah, i just mean the cult, we cut off the head of the snake and beat the shit out of the wrinkly midget, but there are still some infected locals out there
crystal forum
we killed umbrella who was supplying them
that's what the ending is
the fruity napoleon midget is just a pawn
dapper gyro
They can just send a BSAA squad to sweep the region.
winter vessel
crystal forum
half these guys will die and chris redfield will come to save them
opaque coyote
storm jungle
man people really care alot about these huh
dapper gyro
Extra pixel and frame mean you can pause the game at the best frame for a shot.
queen laurel
Hell yeah
outer wave
I will never understand what's with people's obsession with the Republican flag
opaque coyote
The Horus Heresy was about Primarch Rights-
arctic talon
if only it was painted well/j
opaque coyote
I will never understand what's with people's obsession with the Republican flag
Fun fact, that's actually not the Confederacy flag. They went through like 3 of them
The second one being mostly white which is
Funny
outer wave
Fun fact, that's actually not the Confederacy flag. They went through like 3 of ...
Oh lmao
Which is the third then? The one there or something else?
young pecan
The Confederacy lasted like four years or smth
Annoying Orange has been around for like 10 for reference
dusk patrol
It’s the battleflag of one state or whatever
tough haven
I will never understand what's with people's obsession with the Republican flag
Like bro, they fucking failed miserable
dusk patrol
Mississippi or whatever
young pecan
Confederate flag copers are people who are absurdly racist or brainwashed children of absurdly racist people
tough haven
What is worth generating about them?
opaque coyote
Huh interesting
This is what the second flag looks like btw
outer wave
What is worth generating about them?
Muh right to own slaves and fuck my cousin idk
opaque coyote
Literally mostly white
young pecan
Or however many generations trace back to one if no one ever uses their brain down the line
outer wave
This is what the second flag looks like btw
THIS SHIT IS SO BLAND
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
opaque coyote
THIS SHIT IS SO BLAND
The Confederacy's second flag
dapper gyro
they are not that creative.
outer wave
MILQTOSTE LOOKIN' ASS FLAG
opaque coyote
MILQTOSTE LOOKIN' ASS FLAG
Here's their third and final one
outer wave
OH WOW GOOD FOR YOU, A RED STRIPE
tough haven
Muh right to own slaves and fuck my cousin idk
Yeah but they pretend it’s not about that, it’s about “states rights” yeah, they’re rights to enslave people
dapper gyro
They are also the people who like to talk shit of France with the white flag, desplite them having more white on their flags.
dapper gyro
Losers all the way
dusk patrol
Ok now that we’ve jerked eachother off about all that
outer wave
Wanna get a lil jerk off friend?
dusk patrol
young pecan
In a rush? /j
opaque coyote
Ok now that we’ve jerked eachother off about all that
dusk patrol
Here’s funny passage
dapper gyro
To be fair though, if you jerk of and it comes out red, you need to visit a doctor as soon as possible.
outer wave
Me when I coom
opaque coyote
"The Iron Hands are banned from the annual eating contest."
dusk patrol
Abominable “intelligence”
opaque coyote
Seriously though I can imagine a Slaaneshi worshipper like
Genetically changing themselves to have more mouths to eat
young pecan
I would
The sex and hard drug addicts are lame
I'm trying to eat the dessert that I never have room for
And then a second entree
humble shoal
Ohhhh no.
brother bubba, get the double barrel stormbolter
there could be so much comedy there
I can see it now
forest orbit
Ohhhh no.
No no no see its a stateflag, makes it perfectly okay.
Im sure they painted this with no hostile intentions whatsoever.
storm jungle
It’s the battleflag of one state or whatever
Atlanta didn't learn its lesson the first time and Uncle Billy should do it again just so the south knows they aren't sorry
forest orbit
Speaking of awful people doing awful things
are the Arks of Omen books worth a read?
storm jungle
Uhhh
dusk patrol
Some are
storm jungle
Minus the Farsight one id say yes
dusk patrol
All besides Farsight yeah
dusk patrol
Farsight is very filler
storm jungle
its not even tau hate its just "why is this here"
dusk patrol
Just a “we had a model and had to release it so here’s his thing”
It’s not terrible but nothing special
forest orbit
Hmmm
storm jungle
Yeah it would be fine if it was like some Warzone: Tau are in this area thing
but like, its not lol
dusk patrol
The rest are a cohesive story and a good one
Probably my favorite modern campaign book series
Since at least Gathering Storm and all that
storm jungle
Its basically a saturday morning cartoon supervillain plot and a very well written one.
its Vashtorr and Abby going on a mcguffin hunt and all the dumbassery that comes with it lol
forest orbit
storm jungle
You know enough to find Copies™️ in the usual channels so you do you tho
forest orbit
I'll take a look, ive been wanting to read em
storm jungle
Its prob not really required reading but probably still worth it lol
forest orbit
👏
storm jungle
It also helps that Baldemort does my eternal wish of actually reading word by word from the material while giving it his own flair
storm jungle
His sexy voice definitely helps
even if it makes my throat feel parched like i havent drank water in hours
young pecan
Tried dwarves and gyrobombers are so goated
crystal forum
how does his voice make you parched
young pecan
Was outnumbered like 5-1 so I had the entire army hide in a forest while the one single unit of gyros flew around dropping bombs and deleting units
young pecan
how does his voice make you parched
Also curious
storm jungle
yeah that its gruff and like constantly sounds parched or that of an old man
opaque coyote
crystal forum
b-but you're not the one doing the voice
storm jungle
jay
humans can feel stuff from someone else
💀
even if its not actually happening
its called psychological effects!!!
crystal forum
are you a psyker
spare osprey
are the Arks of Omen books worth a read?
i honestly need to get the lion one STILL
young pecan
are you a psyker
How else do you think she keeps us in line
spare osprey
i need the risen lore
crystal forum
How else do you think she keeps us in line
i have a sudden headache
and my nose is bleeding
young pecan
I wouldn't worry too much about it
storm jungle
arctic talon
are the Arks of Omen books worth a read?
Minus farsight yes, the farsight one is cool if you like tau lore, but it’s literally unconnected with the rest of the lore
rose thorn
Minus farsight yes, the farsight one is cool if you like tau lore, but it’s lite...
22 shortfilms about tau
crystal forum
wolf scrolling through 100 messages to snipe something he can answer
arctic talon
You’re goddamn right
rose thorn
hey apparently one of the leads developers of necormunda made fallout factions
tehre is a 65% chance ill play it porbbaly
arctic talon
22 shortfilms about tau
arctic talon
hey apparently one of the leads developers of necormunda made fallout factions
Old munda or new one
rose thorn
no clue
James Hewitt
i heard its good if nto lacking content but its finally getting a real update
arctic talon
New one
rose thorn
OH YAY\
arctic talon
Fallout factions is neat
rose thorn
I REMEMBER NOW i wanted to play zetans in it
yeah ill porbs play it
wierd they dont have them on teh factions page
oh its only the factiosn that will be in teh core book
the moth cult and zetans are in a differnt one
dusk patrol
storm jungle
vagrant fox
Didn't the Mordians get bootyblasted by the big ol' rift
safe furnace
Rogal dorn canonically has a pet brick
rose thorn
i pray pray pray they reveal fulgrim is possessed by a demon
safe furnace
i pray pray pray they reveal fulgrim is possessed by a demon
He is not getting a redemption arc lil bro
rose thorn
i want them to retcon all his bad lore
humble shoal
tbf mordia didn't get a hip crashed into it
rose thorn
not give him redemption
safe furnace
Clone fulgrim and real fulgrim will fight eachother and fuse into ultimate fulgrim stronger then prime emperor of mankind trust me.
rose thorn
WAIT SHADOW OF WAR IS A MIDDLEEARTH GAME?!?!!!??!
queen laurel
WAIT SHADOW OF WAR IS A MIDDLEEARTH GAME?!?!!!??!
mags it's called
Middle-earth: Shadow of War
you even Fight Sauron
in the game
rose thorn
I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS THE SAME ONE
queen laurel
I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS THE SAME ONE
IT'S A SEQUEL TO Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor YOU SILLY GROT
rose thorn
I DIDN TKNOWWWWWW
i thought it was related to Styx Master of shadows
DONT ASK ME HOW
i played it around the same time
queen laurel
DONT ASK ME HOW
IT HAS MIDDLE EARTH IN IT'S TITLE
rose thorn
I DIDNT SEE IT
opaque coyote
You ever wonder why Gyms either have really nice people or the worst person you'd ever talk to
With like
No in-between
rose thorn
whos gyms?
queen laurel
You ever wonder why Gyms either have really nice people or the worst person you'...
it's a mix of people who genuinely want to improve themselves and then there are people who think that if they have a good body
humble shoal
You ever wonder why Gyms either have really nice people or the worst person you'...
Because some people love to work out, others work out to love themselves
rose thorn
OH
vagrant fox
There's only oldass people on my gym and I flex on them all with my muscular and supple body
rose thorn
GYM
arctic talon
whos gyms?
The place where people exercise/lh
rocky gale
Mag
rose thorn
im so cooked
queen laurel
im so cooked
i'm gonna be honest you're probably already thrown at the ogor soup
arctic talon
My GF can lift more then me consistently 
queen laurel
i'm talking marinating the broth
vagrant fox
My GF can lift more then me consistently <a:BadTakes:1103054527118180473>
take steroids now
arctic talon
I’m ngl I’m still at a big disadvantage lol
vagrant fox
women can't take steroids 4head
arctic talon
I’m at the height disadvantage smh
She can get more muscle on her body
It’s not fair lol
vagrant fox
oh there's nothing you can do then, unless you fully dwarfpill
arctic talon
Def not lol
I’m happy with my current fitness tbh
Maybe I could get some more leg muscles but whatever
I hate leg day
rose thorn
ask her for uppies
queen laurel
She can get more muscle on her body
you must enter the slayer routine and hammer burning hot metal into your skin
opaque coyote
you must enter the slayer routine and hammer burning hot metal into your skin
(And also get dishonored for getting the IKEA instructions wrong once)
arctic talon
you must enter the slayer routine and hammer burning hot metal into your skin
I’m taller then a slayer smh
vagrant fox
I will not rest until I look like this
rose thorn
do you think 40k has htose like, femer extensions surgeries
queen laurel
I’m taller then a slayer smh
and i am built like Grom the paunch
arctic talon
I’m like 166 cm tall lol
arctic talon
do you think 40k has htose like, femer extensions surgeries
Probably
rose thorn
I’m like 166 cm tall lol
tabletop terms?
queen laurel
tabletop terms?
5 feet 5.28 inches tall
arctic talon
and i am built like Grom the paunch
Unfortunately you do not posses the raw AURA of him(probably)
queen laurel
Unfortunately you do not posses the raw AURA of him(probably)
yeah i'm closer to Guffle Pusmaw
rose thorn
5 feet 5.28 inches tall
gotcha
arctic talon
yeah i'm closer to Guffle Pusmaw
Guffle’s drip is unmatched
rose thorn
What, tabletop terms are usually done in inches when it's imperial
apparently europeans use both interchangably
vagrant fox
Just the Brits and Irish
queen laurel
Guffle’s drip is unmatched
fine then just a great unclean one
vagrant fox
well and oldass nordic sailors do sometimes
opaque coyote
do you think 40k has htose like, femer extensions surgeries
Knowing 40k though. The femur extensions are made up from ground up children.
arctic talon
I mean
Don’t want to leak the mechanicus’s new food bar strat
But it’s pretty good
opaque coyote
Using ancient technologies, the servitors and tech priests work tirelessly to extend your body. 5 die every hour
And then finally, they've done it. You have become one inch taller.
vagrant fox
The Imperials are master of genetic manipulations, so they'll do it the old fashion way of just breaking and stretching your legs
arctic talon
Jokes aside what’s with like
opaque coyote
...
that will be 100,000 thrones please.
arctic talon
Femur extensions
I don’t get it
Actually I guess some people don’t like being short
opaque coyote
Femur extensions
Some people wanna be taller through any means
vagrant fox
If you aren't tall, you're a manlet. If you're a manlet, I don't know it's bad
opaque coyote
Problem is that it's harmful at best
arctic talon
If you aren't tall, you're a manlet. If you're a manlet, I don't know it's bad
Idk, I’m a manlet and it’s fine
Lol
opaque coyote
And also just kinda sucks
rose thorn
Knowing 40k though. The femur extensions are made up from ground up children.
trying to decide which hyperfixation to reference
vagrant fox
The only case where I saw the sense in it was a guy with dwarfism but he couldn't walk at all afterwards
rose thorn
the correct reference is the worst
arctic talon
You really shouldn’t
vagrant fox
now he's stuck in a wheelchair and his liver is failing from alcoholism
opaque coyote
Is 5’5 even manlet territory
Ehhh yeah but you're at the edge. You could probably just wear like some boots
arctic talon
<:bliss:847518382919647284> ask her for uppies
I already get them against my will 
opaque coyote
You'd still be short but you're not a manlet
opaque coyote
I already get them against my will <a:TopKekSphere:536320221426745345>
"BOYFRIEND GO!"
vagrant fox
It's fine, just embrace the hobbit life
opaque coyote
yeets you at person
queen laurel
I am what I was born as LOL
an unfeeling mechanical tree?
opaque coyote
It's fine, just embrace the hobbit life
You can resist The Ring (tm)
vagrant fox
My ass could not resist the ring, no way. I'd try to conquer and get shot by a cop
arctic talon
Real and true
hallow saddle
why bother with femur extension when instead u can have some siqq augmetic legs
arctic talon
is it a genetic disorder? idk
I just don't really have an arch on my foot
like at all
rose thorn
ohh
tough haven
I just don't really have an arch on my foot
Replace them with the purity of steel
Ave deus mechanicus
crystal forum
I just don't really have an arch on my foot
does it not hurt when you walk
do you just flap like a flipper
flop flop flop flop
duck man
rose thorn
aw damn imperalis doesnt have biker command squad
hey did HH admech have legion specific alliances at all?
mainly asking if there was an admech world that specifically worked with whitescars
vagrant fox
does it not hurt when you walk
It does for me over long distances, my right foot is completely flat
I can't think of any particular admech and White Scars relations but it's also late
rose thorn
or at least was there one the whitescars liked or could stand being around
or was there one knwon for being very speedy
arctic talon
does it not hurt when you walk
It hurts when I walk too long
arctic talon
hey did HH admech have legion specific alliances at all?
There were but I don't think WS had a specific FW associated with them
rose thorn
ah
Chogorian Limitanei are cool as shit damn
war is their only escape from the society they were forced into
and wear their tribes on their shoulders
specifically coveirng up their symbol because its of the city that they were forced to be apart of
omfg did the emperor actually give power to fucking the rich people khan was murdering
median star
so would it have been possible for a necron to fall to chaos gods before bio transference
and follow up question say a human worshiped a whole ctan or even a shard would that at all protect them from the influence of the imaterium
dapper gyro
During the reign of bio necron, the bad side of chaos was almost non-existent.
outer wave
Does anyone here know much about how the WoD TTRPGs are? Any recommendations for a campaign for hypothetical beginners (including a beginning DM)?
stuck arrow
Necrontyr were too short lived and focused either on leaving legacies if they were nobles or just accepted their short lives if they were peasantry.
Guess having a mega cancer sun keeps your thoughts busy to invite chaos
arctic talon
omfg did the emperor actually give power to fucking the rich people khan was mur...
Khan gave power to them rather but yeah
Lol
crystal forum
omg invincible episode 6
the moment i realized it was aaron paul
the fucking title drop
mid sentence
im dead
when he starts yelling you can clearly tell
@storm jungle i agree it's good
opaque coyote
tough haven
I just read dominion genesis, and it is really odd that the necrons are there how they are
arctic talon
the new Spider in MH wilds is genuinely one of the coolest spiders I've ever seen tbh
queen laurel
the new Spider in MH wilds is genuinely one of the coolest spiders I've ever see...
back to back with Raknakadaki from rise they don't miss
arctic talon
I love how it "blooms" open
queen laurel
I love how it "blooms" open
no tigrex?
queen laurel
tigrex not in
also speaking of how is the optimization
queen laurel
shit
arctic talon
I cannot in good faith recomend it rn
on PC lol
it runs fine on my PC
and laptop
queen laurel
I cannot in good faith recomend it rn
welp my PC is already struggling running rivals
Getting this game would obliterate it
queen laurel
there's a benchmark
what is it
arctic talon
MH wilds benchmark
vagrant fox
Does anyone here know much about how the WoD TTRPGs are? Any recommendations for...
It fucks severely, probably best to just stick to hunter/vampire or maybe werewolf
queen laurel
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/ovfew1bv/wield-the-power-of-t...
well we know this now
it's a bloody harpoon
for the impaler
rocky gale
Is that the shortest rumour engine to reveal ever
queen laurel
so that's why all of them have mechanical chicken legs
storm jungle
Is that the shortest rumour engine to reveal ever
definitely lol
storm jungle
so that's why all of them have mechanical chicken legs
also yeah they are cosplaiyng it essentially
rocky gale
and look at the terrain piece
queen laurel
also yeah they are cosplaiyng it essentially
So don't demons usually look hazy in universe
storm jungle
So don't demons usually look hazy in universe
Nope, they can have physical clear forms
queen laurel
to humans anyway
queen laurel
Nope, they can have physical clear forms
i see
queen laurel
Nope, they can have physical clear forms
still though it is funny what they are imitating is by all standards considered chumps by khorne daemon standards
storm jungle
well they are called "Lesser" for a reason
queen laurel
well they are called "Lesser" for a reason
also finally something to piss off people that say khorne is full melee
celest dome
Iirc Khorne has the most stable Daemon too.
With them being regiments and stuff too
storm jungle
We had some evidence in the World Eaters codex as well regarding ranged combat too but yeah this helps
problem is as ever people dont read
rocky gale
I'm sure somewhere the EC fans are malding that World Eaters are getting a second cultist unit
queen laurel
problem is as ever people dont read
yeah actual in model representation will definitely help them shut the fuck up
wait
that's fucking two rumours down
rocky gale
3
celest dome
We had some evidence in the World Eaters codex as well regarding ranged combat t...
I whish we got new lesser Deamon that use different weapons.
Nurgle has the biggest pool, and Slaanesh the smallest
celest dome
Maybe they're planning on trimming out the Engine a little bit
paper haven
dapper gyro
RIP old ones
Shame that they don't go nut in fear of cancellation. They don't appreciate true fan anymore
rose thorn
NO WAY
THEY PUT A NECROMUNDA MINI IN40k
The miracultist is a weird thing in necromunda
If your gang is devoted to a saint
You can roll a dice to see if you can buy a miracultist
Also crying it was a khrone thing
green loom
Will you answer
queen laurel
Will you answer
yeah sure, if ELI can exist i have a chance
barren prawn
id be worried since i have dms disabled mostly and i dont know them
nocturne crest
I guess these will be able to run with the WE in the future.
Love the guy with the Harpoon gun.
rose thorn
I am on my knees crying for warcry to get more models
Also I hope the santicfiers are an agents unit
queen laurel
I am on my knees crying for warcry to get more models
i'm still looking for warband rules for Morgok's Krushas
queen laurel
For warcry?
no they're underworlds remember
rose thorn
Yeha but they have warcry rules too
queen laurel
Yeha but they have warcry rules too
wait
rose thorn
You can find their underworlds rules in UnderworldsDB
queen laurel
are they like the same game system
hallow saddle
i got an emperors children box this morning team
absolute fookin stoked
fuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!
sacred bluff
We need more Iron Warrior stuff
green loom
i got an emperors children box this morning team
Banger
green loom
We need more Iron Warrior stuff
Hopefully when all the big writers are once again allowed out of the Horus Heresy mines 😔
vagrant fox
who's this fruity little number
green loom
Death Cult Assassin
Bud straight slaying
This box confirms that 'eavy metal still can't paint faces
near wasp
rose thorn
are they like the same game system
No completely different, they just gave them separate rules for both games
They are pretty important doe warcry
rose thorn
i got an emperors children box this morning team
How???
(I don’t want it I’m surprised it isn’t scalped to hell)
queen laurel
No completely different, they just gave them separate rules for both games
i see
rose thorn
For example the zag bags have the old squig stats
Underworlds warbands also have their own abilities and play like a mini faction kinda
queen laurel
Underworlds warbands also have their own abilities and play like a mini faction ...
where can i see the rules and cards for each game symstem again
queen laurel
Warcrier for warcry
thanks
rocky gale
They didnt do the gimp-mask for him
Also might be the first Death Cult Assassin we've seen that's a guy
Like pretty sure all the models and named ones we've seen so far have been women
Severina and Sevora, Knosso and Kibellah
storm jungle
Also might be the first Death Cult Assassin we've seen that's a guy
Rogue Trader did it first but this is a second yeah
GW have always made death cultists dominatrix BDSM girls because gooners
rocky gale
Oh is there another one in RT
storm jungle
yeah but as like side NPCs lol
green loom
GW have always made death cultists dominatrix BDSM girls because gooners
Blanche is just freaky like that
storm jungle
he loves BDSM and naked men/women
hallow saddle
How???
logged on to element games at 9:55, it went live at 10:00, i ordered immediately. was sold out within 5 minutes. backup plan was direct from GW where it was sold out after approx 30 mins
and i ordered a chaos lord as well from element so i basically got a free chaos lord since i saved that much on the ec box by buying it from element rather than gw, worked out super nice & unexpected
thought id have to get it from gw
green loom
hallow saddle
Badass
storm jungle
Brooks keeps getting those W's and rightfully so
queen laurel
Brooks keeps getting those W's and rightfully so
yeah his books are a good source of fun
raven stone
Damn
That Death Cult Assassin is just begging for an Assassin's Creed conversion
spare osprey
Those Khorne fellows are neat asf too
Saw a bloodletter once and now they wanna emulate them
queen laurel
Saw a bloodletter once and now they wanna emulate them
like i say do not let them see a bloodthirster
spare osprey
like i say do not let them see a bloodthirster
I’m now just imaging other cultists for other gods doing the same thing
Dudes saw a plague toad and now here we are
celest dome
So we have human emulating Hounds of Khorne
celest dome
Bloodletter
queen laurel
So we have human emulating Hounds of Khorne
now we need a Juggernaut
celest dome
Now need Bloodthirster and Juggernaughts
queen laurel
I’m now just imaging other cultists for other gods doing the same thing
imagine seing a pink horror and going i throw fire balls and stab people
spare osprey
imagine seing a pink horror and going i throw fire balls and stab people
Imagine seeing the OLD pink horrors
raven stone
Copium take:
that Ecclesiastical kill team will end up in Imperial Agetns codex for probably all of one edition…
rose thorn
So we have human emulating Hounds of Khorne
If only it wasn’t the worst warband in the game :(
They ahve good tabletop rules
For main game
arctic talon
cool killteams
arctic talon
Copium take:
that Ecclesiastical kill team will end up in Imperial Agetns codex ...
if anything its more likely to be in the SoB one tbh
or both
queen laurel
cool killteams
The amount of rumor engines in a single reveal goes crazy
arctic talon
yeah
raven stone
if anything its more likely to be in the SoB one tbh
The Confessor makes me think Imperial Agents, since they have that on the list IIRC, so most likely both. Another one of those dual codex units.
(And, in Agents list, can only be joined by the Confessor and no one else!)
arctic talon
makes sense
queen laurel
also wolf the lions of Jabir you get are chumps huh
arctic talon
Well yeah
celest dome
Dogs that aren't allowed in the house
dusk patrol
The ones we have don’t even have wings
But I guess it’s not surprising the best stuff is used to directly guard the wall
arctic talon
the ones used to guard the walls are also the
unfortunatlely sentient ones
and the write poetry 
dusk patrol
Especially when you got these eldritch horrors
queen laurel
unfortunatlely sentient ones
Sometimes they can be as dumb as warhammer troll sometimes they are sentient enough to talk
Well that's certainly won't have any repercussions
sly ivy
Imagine seeing the OLD pink horrors
These were peak
spare osprey
extremely
dusk patrol
gray umbra
I blame dei
raven stone
(The movie so bad it made the cinema collapse…?)
arctic talon
No
The joke is
The movie is so bad/mediocre no one went to watch it
Therefore saving lives
raven stone
Well was more making a response to the DEI point, but yes, I am glad nobody was harmed
raven stone
Also I just had an idea that I will push myself to do.
Using Solar Auxilia as Voidsmen At Arms for my collection.
Using conversion to give one of the solar aux a rotor cannon.
storm jungle
I blame dei
the woke media wont get away with this
raven stone
(Since I am moving house this year I…might…push myself to participate in the Army for Parade in 2026.)
arctic talon
Good luck
raven stone
Thx
500 pts boarding force collection, using 10th rules as a basis.
If a new edition rolls around, I won’t bother updating. I actually like the way a RT list feels thematic in this current edition.
Even if it sucks balls at meta.
rose thorn
Why is hulk red
plush mason
because thats red hulk
rose thorn
Like, from agent H.U.L.K.?
plush mason
its ether red hulk or rage yeah
raven stone
Ye, a lesser known Marvel character.
Is actually General Ross (not spoilering because all Marvel fans know)
plush mason
yup
raven stone
Disney being Disney
rose thorn
His name was literally red hulk-
raven stone
But yea Brave New World COULD have worked, even with the plot it aimed to have.
It’s just the execution is piss poor.
plush mason
ah
rose thorn
I didn’t know they hired GW writers
plush mason
But yea Brave New World COULD have worked, even with the plot it aimed to have.
...
so like every Marvel movie after guardians trilogy
rose thorn
I was memeing btw I don’t think any of the BL writers were in this
Unless the guy who made land raider Randy or what ever his name is
raven stone
Too much special effects and DEI message focus.
Nothing wrong with the concepts of DEI but lately they put that cart before the Narrative Horse.
Which is why a lot of (Marvel) movies fall flat.
plush mason
what was DEI about endgame?
raven stone
Nah. After Endgame I meant, sorry, should have been clear.
plush mason
Endgame was dogshit
raven stone
Yo calm down. I did say nothing wrong with the concept.
Just…execution needs to be much less ham fisted.
rose thorn
Of what?
raven stone
Nothing wrong with DEI.
But yes, even discounting that, Marvel writing has just gone downhill in general as well.
rose thorn
What does labor diversity laws have to do with a marvel movie
plush mason
they stopped trying after Civil War
dusk patrol
Like, from agent H.U.L.K.?
Red Hulk has existed for almost 20 years now.
plush mason
yeah
dusk patrol
He's arguably Hulks most famous villain
storm jungle
famous hero exists?
plush mason
he was in one of the Hulk comic lines
storm jungle
copy paste but make it a different color
dusk patrol
Yeah
dusk patrol
He's the best part of a very bland movie sadly
plush mason
still waiting for Mr. Fixit to get into the MCU
storm jungle
I legit cannot believe Ford didnt phone his role in
rose thorn
I literally thought it was hulk but red
storm jungle
he was very good in this movie somehow
rose thorn
The bounty adverts were like ‘so hulk is red now?’
dusk patrol
He doesn't seem to phone in much I'll say that for him
storm jungle
I literally thought it was hulk but red
He basically is, he just has a different origin story lol
plush mason
I literally thought it was hulk but red
that is basically what he is lol
storm jungle
Nah yeah hes great in this movie
arctic talon
It had like 12 writers in total
dusk patrol
I think he won't admit it but the subject being about mortality probably hit close to home for him.
rose thorn
LMAO
arctic talon
It was doomed from the start
green loom
https://tenor.com/view/ena-joel-g-gif-27603107
arctic talon
Jokes aside I think Ford was good in it lol
plush mason
lets face it Ross's whole story has been aout him wanting to weaponize the Hulk and make an army of them
storm jungle
ANYONE REMEMBER THAT
arctic talon
Yes I watched mid
raven stone
If they had made it so ||The Leader mutated General Ross into Red Hulk, pinned the crime on Captain Falcon, AND had Red Hulk accidentally assassinated the Japanese Emperor||, the movie could actually have worked.
dusk patrol
He was the only part that I enjoyed really, it wasn't terrible but yeah.
rose thorn
I like the idea of Captain American falcon
storm jungle
If they had made it so ||The Leader mutated General Ross into Red Hulk, pinned t...
Display no offense but nobody cares about MCU slop spoilers, no need to hide stuff
😭
dusk patrol
I'm shocked they didn't kill him off.
storm jungle
I like the idea of Captain American falcon
Its an idea that can absolutely work
arctic talon
The issue is that
storm jungle
the writer just doesnt do anything
arctic talon
Falcon in the MCU
rose thorn
Lmao
storm jungle
^
dusk patrol
Ford is fucking 82.
dusk patrol
How did they not kill him off
arctic talon
Feels weird to think about
rose thorn
My only suggestion is make Loki gender fluid 5 more times please
storm jungle
LOL
rose thorn
Please match the comics
storm jungle
Lore-accurate
dusk patrol
But yeah, Anthony Mackie is terrible as a lead
raven stone
😭
Reposting with no spoilers…
If they had made it so The Leader mutated General Ross into Red Hulk, pinned the crime on Captain Falcon, AND had Red Hulk accidentally assassinate the Japanese Emperor, causing a US Japan war for the Celestial corpse, the movie could absolutely have worked.
storm jungle
hes like Mimir now
storm jungle
Reposting with no spoilers…
If they had made it so The Leader mutated General R...
to be fair most realistic outcome
arctic talon
But yeah, Anthony Mackie is terrible as a lead
It’s unfortunate tbh
Because the concept is like
storm jungle
the US would never cooperate for something like this
storm jungle
lmao
rose thorn
I only really know Asgard lore because my friend is obsessed with Asgard
rose thorn
Oh and I like guardians of the galaxy
storm jungle
the worst part is hes legit a good actor
arctic talon
I don’t even think he sucks
storm jungle
just
dusk patrol
He's fine supporting, but yeah
storm jungle
not as Falcon
dusk patrol
He doesnt have it
storm jungle
compare this to him in Twisted Metal, peak
dusk patrol
And he's being compared to Chris Evans in the best role hes ever gonna get.
arctic talon
Oh and I like guardians of the galaxy
Remember that part when Groot commited mass genocide and killed all the guardians
and then he came back to life
plush mason
Reposting with no spoilers…
If they had made it so The Leader mutated General R...
Leader is also in the movie?
storm jungle
Leader is also in the movie?
"In" is one way to put it
raven stone
Leader is also in the movie?
Yes. But it’s more like a fake name because he is a dumbass that gets himself caught…
plush mason
lmao
arctic talon
Reading the Grootfall stuff feels like I’m on meth
plush mason
is he at least the little green alien looking fuck he was in the old cartoon?
rose thorn
Remember that part when Groot commited mass genocide and killed all the guardian...
I’ve heard of that
arctic talon
Also groot looks creepy in the comics
rose thorn
I think we need Adam Sandler in an MCU film in order to save it
arctic talon
In a good way
raven stone
@storm jungle another missed opportunity is not having Leader operating under HYDRA false colours right up until the very last scenes where he reveals himself.
That ABSOLUTELY could have been peak.
arctic talon
dusk patrol
A real missed opportunity was not doing the movie at all.
rose thorn
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/6/60/Groot_%28Earth-616%...
Oh shitttt
storm jungle
<@166943308231344128> another missed opportunity is not having Leader operating ...
ANYTHING with him would have been good than what we got tbh
arctic talon
A real missed opportunity was not doing the movie at all.
They really should have canned it after the third rewrite lmao
dusk patrol
Also like, I get why but
plush mason
Groot and Rocket had some of the worst original costume designs, and that saying something for old super hero costumes
arctic talon
Wdym
raven stone
A real missed opportunity was not doing the movie at all.
But, but, I wanted a shot at becoming a Hollywood scriptwriter and make a Morbillion bucks by writing a remotely competent script! 🤣
dusk patrol
Fuck me, NO Hulk in Rulks first appearance?!
plush mason
Groot is naked
not in the original
rose thorn
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/6/60/Groot_%28Earth-616%...
I’ll take anything over funko pop groot, it disturbs me so much
dusk patrol
Its so goofyt
plush mason
yup
arctic talon
Okay that makes sense
dusk patrol
Only thing dumber would be to like, do Black Adam, but not have Shazam show up at all.
And make it all about Black Adam.
raven stone
I mean, IF the scriptwriters were not dumbasses, they could have Leader say that he calculated his chances against Hulk to be low, and the original Avengers, even less.
So he waited until the movie happened.
raven stone
No, I am not defending the movie…but I do like explaining bad situations as a way for my brain to practice good narrative excuses.
arctic talon
Completely unrelated but it’s like over 100
rose thorn
LMAO
storm jungle
I mean, IF the scriptwriters were not dumbasses, they could have Leader say that...
Anything can work with the right script
Anything.
people just dont wanna bother lol
then the movie flops and its like
"WHAT HAPPENED?"
dusk patrol
Luv me Trauma Team
dusk patrol
Heh
storm jungle
raven stone
Wots dat?
dusk patrol
storm jungle
my point exactly
dusk patrol
Exactly
storm jungle
imagine being paid to be in this picture