40k-lore-chat

[arctic talon]

LOL

CURSE OF 5E CODEX BE UPON YE

[storm jungle]

^^^^^^^^^^

post-2018 40k has been pretty great

minus uh

[crystal forum]

everything cool was resin, now i can get solar auxilia plastic

[arctic talon]

I LOVE NON FUNCTIONAL RULES

RAAAAAAAAAAAH

[storm jungle]

GW adding non-white guy minis

and female minis

[arctic talon]

wait

[vagrant fox]

grody

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/death-gif-24356219

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

But genuinely

I don't think its possible to state how much GW has improved

[storm jungle]

sorry my inner 4channer took over my bad guys

[arctic talon]

and Warhammer as a whole

Like

you needed to live through the 7e expierence™️

I love codex legion of the damned

[vagrant fox]

There's certainly a lot to gripe about, but it's pleasant days

[arctic talon]

with 1 unit

[crystal forum]

i will not back down on the affordability

[arctic talon]

and no mini

[storm jungle]

also yeah warhammer survives as a IP because it mutates and evolves, you see this across the entire settings it has made

[arctic talon]

40k is expensive yeah

I will never argue it isn't lol

[arctic talon]

yeah

[crystal forum]

back when all the current whales were poor little kids

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/terminator-terminator-robot-looking-flex-cool-robot-gif-16625083

[arctic talon]

anyways uh

launch Centurions

[dusk patrol]

Soon

[arctic talon]

and Launch ynnari

my god Ynnari on launch were

truly something

[storm jungle]

yeah uh

"something" is one way to put it

[crystal forum]

there's still like 6 chapters to go

[arctic talon]

me playing against Ynnari

me do something

entire ynnari army shoots me

[vagrant fox]

Total Imperial Fists revitalization when

[arctic talon]

[crystal forum]

imperial fists havent been revitalized yet?

[arctic talon]

I mean

they got 2 named characters

[median star]

i find it funny how they datamined all the chapter champions etc sm2 would be getting for the next 2 or 3 years no iron hands in sight

[arctic talon]

so like meh

[crystal forum]

i always overestimate how popular they are

[arctic talon]

IF are like

white bread

lol

they're just as whitebread as UM

[vagrant fox]

They're there, they exist. They have trampstamps apparently

[dusk patrol]

It’s not for the next 3 years, more just the next few months

[storm jungle]

"few months"

[arctic talon]

they also got a codex supplement

[storm jungle]

im gonna take this statement

and hang it on the pinboard

[arctic talon]

in 6e

[dusk patrol]

IH will probably be by fall or winter

[arctic talon]

it was bad

like

really bad lol

[storm jungle]

if they arent out by 2026 you're cooked

[arctic talon]

but hey they got Lysander

[crystal forum]

datamine wont show everything i bet

[dusk patrol]

Based off the updates, yeah.

[storm jungle]

Yeah doubt it.

[dusk patrol]

They’re already like halfway through them all

[arctic talon]

who did not have the best face sculpt

but he existed!

[storm jungle]

Did he

[arctic talon]

and I think he's still sold

[crystal forum]

they added mark 6 armour parts so mark 3 is very close trust

[median star]

also tho bsolutely hate the chapter champions thing in sm2 being completely unchangeable

[vagrant fox]

He certainly existed

[arctic talon]

he's gona be chapter master

when the IF chapter master dies

next edition

[vagrant fox]

People are so mad the salamander isn't a heavy

[arctic talon]

as is tradition

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

unironically I don't get peoples issue

[crystal forum]

the thing i hate the most is ultramarines champion being the heavy like WHY

[arctic talon]

its not stereotypical

lol

Like

[crystal forum]

it should have been tactical

[arctic talon]

idk, I like the non conventional stuff

[vagrant fox]

I want to squash them like little idiot ants

[arctic talon]

bro got 1984'd

[median star]

same with salamanders being recon like ok buddy

[storm jungle]

That one makes me laugh the most

[crystal forum]

to be fair none of the classes would be salamanders

[storm jungle]

I mean

they can be lol

a scout is definitely a choice

sorry i mean

reaver

SORRY I MEAN

Riever

[median star]

heavy wouldve been better for salamanders

[crystal forum]

reaver is going to be birds

[arctic talon]

heavy or tactical are both fine

[crystal forum]

this is true

[arctic talon]

literally any of them

are fine in fact

but the stereotype would be heavy

because idk

lol

[crystal forum]

if blood angels is tactical im losing my shit

[arctic talon]

lol

funniest shit ever

[median star]

i wish i could put assaults no helmet head on heavy

[storm jungle]

Sabre spinning the wheel to assign the DLC pack to the most random class

[vagrant fox]

I want the BA to be a second heavy skin

[arctic talon]

its based

[storm jungle]

Shut the fuck up

[arctic talon]

No

I refuse

[storm jungle]

anyway wake me up when they add a chaplain

[crystal forum]

i wish all the special helmets were gravis. they look so goofy on heavy

[dusk patrol]

This isn’t obese megaladon, they stick to the roadmaps and time tables

[vagrant fox]

the mod did add a chaplain recently

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/pledge-warhammer-40k-space-marine-2-gif-6344397471759064881

[storm jungle]

Fatshark has no roadmap

so

[arctic talon]

Fatsharks roadmap

is uh

meth

[storm jungle]

It existed like

when now

[crystal forum]

fatshark roadmap is 80% vacations

jk

[storm jungle]

VT1?

I forgot

[dusk patrol]

Fatshark’s roadmap is “next year maybe”

[storm jungle]

I mean no

its next week

[vagrant fox]

swedish timetables
Worse than the French

[storm jungle]

darktide content drops definitely are a lot better imo

SM2 is like what

[crystal forum]

melta gun next week dilara?

[storm jungle]

cosmetic pack

cosmetic pack

[dusk patrol]

Yes after

[storm jungle]

cosmetic pack

[crystal forum]

ok confirmed

[storm jungle]

Nah, earlier

[dusk patrol]

How many years?

[storm jungle]

Its either that or releasing a very mid game people wanked for weeks then forgot about

[crystal forum]

the fact that they even recycle cosmetics is so sad

like come on

[storm jungle]

so you tell me

[vagrant fox]

At least I have dreams of power axes for Darktide

[crystal forum]

i have wet dreams of melta

[storm jungle]

[median star]

delusional

[vagrant fox]

melta schmelta, engage in melee like a man

[crystal forum]

vet didn't get SHIT last time

[storm jungle]

if you want melta SM2 does it pretty well

spam that shit

[crystal forum]

and zealots got a gosh darn power sword

[median star]

i want heavy stubber for vollygun for vet maybe plasma pistol

[vagrant fox]

Too bad the SM2 melta hits like a wet fart

[storm jungle]

Harsh

[dusk patrol]

Plenty of people are still playing it

[storm jungle]

but not untrue

[median star]

the multi melta is insane wdym

[crystal forum]

plasma pistol for all 3 classes as a vet addition

[storm jungle]

Yeah yet its still basically just "yeah that game was good, maybe ill play it sometime"

[dusk patrol]

I like Darktide, its release was terrible

[vagrant fox]

I didn't say multimelta ☝️ 😔

[storm jungle]

I mean its fatshark

[dusk patrol]

And it took a long time to get into a good playable state

[storm jungle]

they arent also a big studio

[dusk patrol]

Yes that’s still bad

[storm jungle]

So everyone kinda knew it was gonna happen either way

its still very fun

[dusk patrol]

They’re not that small and either way, it’s on them

[storm jungle]

I mean they are

[crystal forum]

remember when this discord was just a place to ask how to get achievement uniforms

[storm jungle]

lol

[vagrant fox]

There's currently twice as many people playing Space Marine 2 than there are in Dartide 🤓

[dusk patrol]

They have almost 200 employees

[storm jungle]

Yes and 200 isnt exactly a big number

[dusk patrol]

That’s a upper mid sized studio

[storm jungle]

Ehhhhh

[median star]

last i heard like half a year ago darktide devs didnt exceed double digits

[storm jungle]

arguable

[dusk patrol]

It’s not small

[storm jungle]

It is

like

your "average" game studios are much bigger

theres a reason they outsource literally almost half the shit they do

[dusk patrol]

Theyre worth hundreds of millions of dollars

[storm jungle]

Yes, I'm aware.

its still not big

[dusk patrol]

And this isn’t the first time

I love their games

[storm jungle]

I just said that 💀

[crystal forum]

guys how do i do a mission in damnation without getting hit? every time i try the others players die and yell at me to stop being afk

[storm jungle]

but like

[dusk patrol]

The release states of them are always unacceptable

[storm jungle]

acting as if SM2 is some superior game is about as goofy imo

[dusk patrol]

Git good

[dusk patrol]

Where did I say that?

[storm jungle]

[dusk patrol]

I think they’re both great

[storm jungle]

Im gonna end it all.

[vagrant fox]

dodge push and block

[dusk patrol]

You’re the one shitting on one

[crystal forum]

i hated the release challenges so much like half of them were just "be useless to your team for a whole round"

[dusk patrol]

Be better nerd

[storm jungle]

YOU LITERALLY STARTED IT

[sharp pollen]

nooo dont kill yourself 😭

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

the toaster and the bath-tub is ready

[dusk patrol]

No you always shit on it when it comes up

[crystal forum]

i bet you were one of those people who completed it without even realizing

[storm jungle]

No I dont???

I havent talked about SM2 for like

[dusk patrol]

When it’s been a very good release and very consistent updates

[storm jungle]

let me check

[sharp pollen]

btw today is my birthday and my grandma gifted me a toaster

[vagrant fox]

nice, a foreman?

[crystal forum]

she is mechanicus

[median star]

make bread

[sharp pollen]

i wish

[dusk patrol]

Toast waffles

[crystal forum]

i take back what i said about SM2 it has improved a lot

[sharp pollen]

what improved a lot

[crystal forum]

although now every match i play in normal difficulty everybody is level 25 like what's up with that

[vagrant fox]

There's a lot to like, I really hope horde mode will be good, and the bolters won't feel like nerf launchers

[storm jungle]

A few months 😭

[storm jungle]

I love the glock sounds

shame they removed it

[crystal forum]

i feel like bolt pistol punches so much harder than it used to

[storm jungle]

Yeah they changed the sound effects a few weeks after release

since it sounded like a peashooter

(still kinda does but whatever)

[crystal forum]

they need to keep working on that

[forest orbit]

Not much.

Just more boring cosmetics

[arctic talon]

Weapons are better

[vagrant fox]

The bolters might perform better on normal mode tbh, I didn't pay attention and I usually play on the higher difficulties

[forest orbit]

some new difficulties you can go "skill issue" at

[arctic talon]

Tbh

[crystal forum]

darktide nailed sound design on day 1

[sharp pollen]

what is the next 40k game, does anybody know

[forest orbit]

uhhh

a new "enemy"

who is like, literally whatever

[arctic talon]

Idk who knows

Lol

[forest orbit]

I guess its okay

[arctic talon]

Mechanicus 2 is coming out late 2025

[forest orbit]

i still play it but with no sound

[arctic talon]

We’ll see more 40k video game stuff at skulls

[sharp pollen]

ah yeah, necranicus

[crystal forum]

also bolter did not need an animation rework, those people complaining were bitches

[storm jungle]

Mechanicus 2 will be peak just you wait

[storm jungle]

100%

[vagrant fox]

this one
https://youtu.be/Hr6VC6WReBU?si=5XW_kjEHBwMw8pWN

[arctic talon]

It will be peak on god

[storm jungle]

but this entire playerbase is fucking stupid

[arctic talon]

Great value ftl/j

[median star]

corpse starch factory simulator

[sharp pollen]

GETOU-

[storm jungle]

How do you play with no sound

[arctic talon]

I’d play a city management game

But 40k tbh

[forest orbit]

SM2 literally requires zero sound cue awareness

[arctic talon]

Give me like

Frostpunk

[forest orbit]

like

[arctic talon]

But it’s a hive city

[vagrant fox]

I've long dreamed for a 40k city manager

[forest orbit]

its just see the blue mark

spam C

i like it though it makes me able to listen ot podcasts and ignore the game

[storm jungle]

LOL

[sharp pollen]

hivecity manager a la frostpunk

less goo

[storm jungle]

fair i guess

[arctic talon]

Or I guess

[storm jungle]

Chapter Master exists

[arctic talon]

Frostpunk 2 would work better

[storm jungle]

well

did

[arctic talon]

Due to scale

[vagrant fox]

What's the point if you don't hear the chainsaw and xeno heads popping

[crystal forum]

btw dilara is bolt pistol still considered to be bugged by devs

[arctic talon]

It sucks

Still

Lol

[storm jungle]

Nah, its been fixed.

[crystal forum]

i did not see any change in aiming

[arctic talon]

Chapter master is like

[storm jungle]

how

[arctic talon]

Fine

[dusk patrol]

Weapon balances, class and skill reworks, new missions, some challenges

[crystal forum]

i guess skill issue

[arctic talon]

I just don’t like it

[sharp pollen]

hrrrrr wiwiwiwiwiwi

hrrrwiwiwiwi

[arctic talon]

I want an actual city manager

[dusk patrol]

They’re adding prestige ranks and horde soon

[arctic talon]

Tbh

[forest orbit]

[storm jungle]

Frostpunk?

[crystal forum]

it has a weird recentering after shooting while aiming

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

i have to aim lower

[storm jungle]

When did you last play the game

[crystal forum]

last week

[storm jungle]

thats literally whats been fixed

💀

are you sure you are aiming it right

[crystal forum]

skill issue i bet

[storm jungle]

Im being serious

[crystal forum]

i still love it

[storm jungle]

like, people have been going "finally it feels great to use" for motnhs now

[arctic talon]

I’m glad monster hunter wilds got rid of gender locked armor

[crystal forum]

idk i just find it's hard to do follow up shots. i'm not really aiming i just instinctively know where to aim but the iron sight is useless

[dusk patrol]

Jay is a Vet main and suddenly it all makes sense

[arctic talon]

Now I can slutmog on both genders

[storm jungle]

Kill him

[arctic talon]

[crystal forum]

whar

[arctic talon]

But I’m a zealot main

What about me

[dusk patrol]

Obviously a closet racist

[crystal forum]

i play vet because of the cosmetics

[dusk patrol]

Tell me Elite, what are your thoughts on the Jewish Hegemony?

[arctic talon]

Uh

What is that

I only know East Asian racism

[dusk patrol]

Hmm

[vagrant fox]

May the hegemony continue mashallah

[storm jungle]

Hegemon from 40k?

[crystal forum]

is that a star wars faction

[dusk patrol]

It’ll have to do

[storm jungle]

I wish we had another racist space marine fan in here, you reminded me

[dusk patrol]

Here chew on this crayon for a bit

[storm jungle]

this place is too clean

i need an excuse to ban someone

[crystal forum]

you keep banning them dilara smh

[storm jungle]

Well yeah its not my fault they are awful people

that guy last week still haunts me

[arctic talon]

Bring back memes

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

As bait

[storm jungle]

LOL

God im so glad that got nuked

[median star]

venture into zealot chat

[storm jungle]

fucking degenerates

[storm jungle]

After the Great Purge? Never

[arctic talon]

Viltrumite aaah quote

[vagrant fox]

I belong in meme channels, we should have one in this server so I don't keep lingering in this channel like a ghost

[crystal forum]

i revive people with shouting because it activates the payday 2 memories in my brain

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-invincible-comic-gif-26427469

[median star]

zealot chat getting slow mode and image perms taken away for a month be like

[storm jungle]

I mean it was deserved

but yes

we literally just banned a member from it yesterday who was a groomer

[crystal forum]

then they came here and tried to get slowmode activated

[storm jungle]

yall dig your hole deeper and deeper

💀

[vagrant fox]

They can't be that bad

[median star]

oh i know

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

I’ve done literally nothing wrong smh

[rose thorn]

Oh are we talking about Jewish history?

[crystal forum]

lore chat is for dysfunctional adults not dysfunctional children

[dusk patrol]

Not with you goyim

[storm jungle]

hitting her with the wolfenstein slurs

[crystal forum]

eternal can i have some of your endless generational wealth

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/sorry-sowwy-ena-joel-g-gif-3538504586700866515

[crystal forum]

i will sing praises to curly hair and not eating shellfish

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/rick-and-morty-i-can-answer-that-for-money-gif-10573903

[crystal forum]

actual question is fiveish a classic children's character

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/ena-joel-g-confused-what-huh-gif-4761879496427111645

[storm jungle]

stop these gifs!

[rose thorn]

Sorry I’ll be kinning for the next month

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

dilara are you also confused by these gifs or am i really just too normie

[storm jungle]

I am but they look artistic enough i guess

[vagrant fox]

I don't know what it is but whenever I see this blue-yellow thing I keep thinking of vib-ribbon

[rose thorn]

It’s Picasso

[storm jungle]

i was gonna ask lol

[crystal forum]

OH

[rose thorn]

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-vibri-vib-vibribbon-meme-gif-26823364

this is the same thing

[crystal forum]

so a PS1 picasso drawing

[crystal forum]

voxel graphics my beloved

[hallow saddle]

smh i always miss the banning drama

[rose thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/brick-frog-brick-frog-ena-joel-g-gif-20560201

[storm jungle]

it was in another chat dont worry lol

[rose thorn]

I memorized everything all the ENA characters are based off of

[median star]

iv still never played fallot4s dlcs am i missing anything

[rose thorn]

I hate to say but fallout 4 is probably my favorite fallout game

[crystal forum]

dilara i never even asked if you're trans idk why i remember you mentioning this

[rose thorn]

You are missing one of the best stories in all of fallout

[median star]

idk fallout 3 was pretty peak

[rose thorn]

Far harbor is one of the best written post apocalypse media ever

[vagrant fox]

No, but Far Harbour is good

[rose thorn]

Gameplay is pretty ass tho

[crystal forum]

i get bored of fallout 4 before i get midway through every time

[median star]

tiktok brain strikes again

[vagrant fox]

Fallout 4 mostly sucks unless you just walk around in power armour and kill everything

[rose thorn]

My favorite is the railroad :3

[crystal forum]

i played the entirety of NV many times

it's the writing i enjoy

[vagrant fox]

I'm hoping the Fallout 4 New Vegas conversion is going to be good, it'll be a blast

[median star]

jamie pull up the subway surfers pipboy mod

[rose thorn]

Fallout 4 is really fun if you let yourself get super immersed

[crystal forum]

didn't they get cease and desisted

[rose thorn]

It got cancelled

[median star]

yea

[vagrant fox]

o fugg i missed that

[crystal forum]

idk how you can do that after the first few missions

[median star]

sigsen on suicide watch

[rose thorn]

Tale of two wastelands

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-caption-meme-snap-insane-gif-23429295

[rose thorn]

Don’t side with the BH

Also play survival mode

Fallout 4 is ass unless it’s in survival mode

[crystal forum]

survival mode is ridiculously hard for the first missions then it's a cakewalk

[rose thorn]

Idk I don’t really use power armor tbh

[crystal forum]

and the second hardest difficulty is not even hard at all... it's such a bad balance

it lets you wear power armour forever

[rose thorn]

[rose thorn]

What

[median star]

hmm yes lets give the player power armor 3 seconds into the game

[crystal forum]

the cores genuinely last forever. i ended up playing the whole time in power armour

[rose thorn]

LMAO

[vagrant fox]

The Fallout 4 New Vegas project I know of is still working, with an update as of December 31 🤔

[arctic talon]

MH wilds is peak

[crystal forum]

never took it off unless in a settlement

[arctic talon]

Except for the performance

That part is regrettable

[storm jungle]

hate the combat

get out

[arctic talon]

What

Die

[crystal forum]

dilaraaaa

[storm jungle]

AAA-

[rose thorn]

What’s MH again?

[storm jungle]

monster hunter

[rose thorn]

OH

[storm jungle]

Im here

[vagrant fox]

monster hunter is for dorkass NERDS

[rose thorn]

I don’t have any friends so I couldn’t play mhw

[arctic talon]

I love fake biology

[rose thorn]

It’s really controller coded

[crystal forum]

. @storm jungle

[arctic talon]

Jokes aside what do you dislike about the combat

This is the best feeling combat of all the “slow” MH games

Imo

[vagrant fox]

I only played Worlds and I didn't like it much, gunlancing a dinosaur in the ass was mildly fun though

[storm jungle]

Im a girl biologically and I wish I could be a guy, largely due to me being the "youngest" as a 31 year old out of my 3 older brothers as well as having a terrible time in the warhammer community back in the day which kinda pushed me to be more "masculine" activities wise with fiction, games and whatever instead of doing girly shit.

This back in like the early 2000's as a muslim girl of all things is super unnatural obviously and i was always questioned for it lol. I kinda accepted its never happening so I just stick to what I am now.

[storm jungle]

what mag said, its a bit too controller'y for me

[arctic talon]

Fair enough

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

Anyways I love power clashing lol

I love sticking a gun down a dragons throat

[vagrant fox]

we should bully dilara for being in a predominantly male sphere of interest, lets go gang

[arctic talon]

And pulling the trigger

[crystal forum]

[arctic talon]

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

having 2 older sisters made me gay i get the struggle

[storm jungle]

Yeah lol

[sharp pollen]

how

[storm jungle]

it doesnt help that my entire family is the nicest people ever yet are homophobic as shit so lmao

[storm jungle]

You spend time with them

and get affected by the activities they do

its how im into more "masculine" stuff due to being with 3 brothers and so on

especially if you are the smallest sibling

[crystal forum]

being beat up by girls doesn't help

[storm jungle]

LOL

yeah or just

[sharp pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/кот-курит-кот-услышал-тебя-родной-cat-smoke-cat-ai-gif-10837468945082932083

[storm jungle]

"Dilara do you want a dollhouse?"

"No mom I want a copy of cod4"

[winter vessel]

interesting take on things

[sharp pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/female-chad-female-gigachad-stacy-gigastacy-gigachadess-gif-23804395

[storm jungle]

REAL

[sharp pollen]

wife material ngl

[storm jungle]

Id basically be disowned so i knew its never happening lol

gotta be realistic sometimes

[celest dome]

Dilara really is a boss

[storm jungle]

Lmao

[winter vessel]

growing up, my sister loved playing Halo with me, but never fully embraced the masculine grit. She had a balance, She liked playing Halo because she hates aliens. But she would never be one to turn down the opportunity to watch Barbie Fairytopia (which had that abomination, Bibble). She loved to massacre grunts with a Gravity Hammer and enjoyed stuff like Hello Kitty

[crystal forum]

i love how this server is the complete opposite of the 40k community

[celest dome]

Whole lorechat really will follow Dilara in the Dilara Heresy (Dilara Dereliction ?)

[storm jungle]

Id never do that (probably)

[crystal forum]

we will kill james workshop

[storm jungle]

Yeah I definitely watched/did girly stuff but I essentially fell off from it after awhile because it just wasnt really vibing with me anymore, this kinda extends also to my hobbies and such too.

[celest dome]

She liked playing Halo because she hates aliens
Based

[storm jungle]

Like I do makeup for example but its the barest essentials and I dress up like a homeless person with a GAP hoodie/jeans

[median star]

keans

[storm jungle]

SHUT.

[storm jungle]

It helps that we ban basically any Generic Awful 40k Fan the moment they do some out of pocket shit, a lot of 40k servers are super bad with this

[vagrant fox]

is she single, will she kill bugs with me

[vagrant fox]

a hoodie in the near east? Isn't it constantly like 40 degrees there

[storm jungle]

Bruh its literally winter outside

[winter vessel]

there were a lot of things my elder sister picked up, Kpop before West culture, (thank the good Lord in HEAVEN she didn't embrace the Twilight Series, because even she thought the series were for "people who are so detached from reality"), Animal Crossing, K-drama etc. but at the end of the day? She was more than happy to relive our experience through Master Chief Collection.

[winter vessel]

she's married

[vagrant fox]

yea but it's turkey

[storm jungle]

My bad, yes all our cities are in the desert.

[storm jungle]

Halo brings everyone together 🤝

[median star]

next youre going to tell me aladin isnt real smh

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

Movie depictions of Afghanistan be like

[crystal forum]

my sister's pretty butch and i always suspected she might be in some way queer but nah she's fully straight and cis

[winter vessel]

Honestly, I'm thankful to have an older sister. Without her i would pretty much be a degenerate who didn't respect women growing up.

and if i had an older brother

[storm jungle]

Entirely understandable and true 🙏

[vagrant fox]

I visited Spain in late October or something and it was hot asf, 30 degrees nonsense so it makes sense to me

[spring cairn]

Thanks to that you're a degenerate who respect women instead

[crystal forum]

my sisters either ignored me or gave me social anxiety by making me self conscious about everything so that's a thing

[median star]

my older sister "accidentally" threw me through a window when i was 7

[vagrant fox]

that's the cain instinct kicking in

[crystal forum]

my sister hit me so hard with a broom i had to get stitches on my face

[spring cairn]

you're telling me all cities in the middle east aren't carbon copies of Mos Eisley

[winter vessel]

a key fact was that where we grew up it was pretty isolated and we didn't make a lot of friends, so we "befriended" each other. 18 years go by and there isn't anything I wouldn't do for her.

[dusk patrol]

Damn, you’re every white girl in my town

Hate to see it

[storm jungle]

Im brown so im already a few tiers above i think

[dusk patrol]

[storm jungle]

also i dont have to take this from a sopranos extra

[dusk patrol]

Ok Goyim

You’re all the same

[storm jungle]

Ok yahudi

[winter vessel]

I actually almost drowned in a pool and she saved me

[dusk patrol]

I don’t speak Swahili

[storm jungle]

And I dont speak yabancı

✋

[storm jungle]

Mine made me bash my head to a table

i had to go get stitches

LOL

[arctic talon]

EC get drugs as their crusade rule

[vagrant fox]

Imagine growing up with siblings, couldn't be me. I'm a johnny-cum-lately so I was a little baby when they'd all moved out, a very wise decision

[crystal forum]

both my sisters have their own issues and i know now that they were just doing to me what they experienced but still i've always tried to be the one in the family not going for mindless spite. now they acknowledge my existence and i can't help but resent the fact that they couldn't realize this earlier

[median star]

i had this happen but with my dad was the year after i had learned to rlly swim next year comes around he goes do you remember and i was like yea totally as i jump into the deep end i definitely did not remember

[arctic talon]

Real

[crystal forum]

my middle older sister is autistic too and she tried being popular in highschool to make up for her weirdness. in return she only talked to me when she had to make sure i'm not being a nerd

aka making me self conscious

[vagrant fox]

These are some wack ingredients, I'd like a dilution of false hope mixed with extract of xeno-matter

[crystal forum]

i had to really deprogram that shit out of me to return to not giving a fuck what others think

im jealous of autistic ADHD people who dont give a fuck

[sharp pollen]

is this a fucking Ben-10 spider?

[storm jungle]

ITS A NECRON SCARAB

[vagrant fox]

The first person who tried to mess with me I slapped so hard they started crying and no one ever messed with me again. Try that next time someone gives a shit

[celest dome]

Where do you get this

[sharp pollen]

FUCK

[celest dome]

I need something like that

[crystal forum]

prison type behavior

[winter vessel]

oh yeah, schooling is another thing. my sister and I were home schooled for most of our education, God bless my mother for enduring that tough journey. but basically, my sister didn't have the need to "fit in" or seek popularity once she transitioned to public education

[median star]

i was to busy sleeping in highschool to get in arguments with people

[vagrant fox]

It's called being a sigma male, actually 💪 🤓

[crystal forum]

i think it doesn't help that my oldest sister was just naturally popular and had less hardships in life so my middle sister tried so hard to be popular like her. i just didn't care because like why should i

[storm jungle]

remember guys

warhammer is a very serious IP!

PURGE THE ALIEN

KILL THE FOREIGNERS

I MEAN

UNCLEAN

[vagrant fox]

liberals want a star trek future, true chads want a warhammer future

[crystal forum]

the fact that i dont ever fight back probably contributes

[winter vessel]

I got me one of those for Halo

[crystal forum]

i could destroy my sisters if i wanted to

[celest dome]

Fyreslayer

[median star]

https://tenor.com/view/deer-interview-it-goes-without-saying-gif-12669775144079688963

[arctic talon]

Necron plush

The new ripper plush

[crystal forum]

why does it look fucked up

[storm jungle]

I can hear it screaming

[arctic talon]

Is adorable tbh

[vagrant fox]

Sometimes you gotta lil dog, when you're at a crossroads of life you gotta take out your knocks to know you have to throw a haymaker

[celest dome]

The Necron one is the best of the lot

[arctic talon]

It’s so cute

[winter vessel]

online store photo, I got mine at a crane machine, the fins on the helm actually look better than this

[arctic talon]

https://preview.redd.it/new-official-ripper-plushie-v0-rqkxyj0jez7d1.jpeg?auto=webp&s=39d7641768a0beaec172c9fc46671bcaae5dd6fd

[crystal forum]

i could solve a lot of my current issues by physical force but they'd just create more problems down the road. once you start going down that road you'll only get more pushback in return

[sharp pollen]

dead Sanguinius plushy??

[crystal forum]

instead i sneakily strategize and appear dumb so people dont see me coming

[winter vessel]

there should a "each sold seperately" plush for Ferrus Manus to screw with people. body and head

[sharp pollen]

i want Baneblade plushy

a fucking huge one

[vagrant fox]

I want a scale replica of the golden throne

big enough to sit in at least

[crystal forum]

i got banned from a server by some dumbass mod so now i'm trying to work with the game dev studio to organize a fundraiser and i wont lie a lot of it is fueled by spite

banning people you dislike vs actually contributing to society

@vagrant fox that's my method of "punching back"

[vagrant fox]

aw hell naw, a guy I punched on the nose two christmases ago didn't bother me last christmas. It's way easier

[crystal forum]

but i want sweet sweet petty revenge

im a nightlord fr fr

[vagrant fox]

I just didn't want him to yell fucking homo in my face and grab my ass, different solutions for different problems

[crystal forum]

ok yeah that's different

[vagrant fox]

Nah I meant standing up for yourself is a good thing, sometimes

However you gotta do it

[crystal forum]

i'm probably just a pushover but i just try my best to not care if it's petty shit. nothing pisses assholes off more than not reacting

[storm jungle]

Tyrant Star reference in 2025 is crazy

[winter vessel]

been 15 years since it last got mentioned, innit?

[storm jungle]

Yeah its just for Calixis so that checks out

[vagrant fox]

when do we get cool gear like this in darktide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejD9CAF4aZ0

[crystal forum]

another obscure ancient lore that youtubers will never shut up about

i dont even blame them, old lore used to tease so much wacky shit

[arctic talon]

You say that like new lore doesn’t

There’s a giant flying planet eating shit in lore now

Or maybe it’s a tyranid

[crystal forum]

that's just dead space planet doing its thing

[arctic talon]

Nah

Is that actually how they work?

That’s funny if true

[crystal forum]

they use markers to turn everybody on a planet into necromorphs and then they all coalesce into a mass of flesh that turns into whatever the name for those dead space planets is

[storm jungle]

Brethren Moons

[crystal forum]

dead space because space is dead

[storm jungle]

yep lol

[crystal forum]

all alien life became those things

[storm jungle]

the best part is they planned all this so it helps that it wasnt made up on the spot

because DS1 implies a lot of shit, seeing the game was a success so they wrote all this up for its origins later

[crystal forum]

oh yeah the planets literally wait for civilizations to become big enough

they already won

[storm jungle]

Yep

Dead Space 3 ends with then finding earth lol

💀

[crystal forum]

from all i could piece together dead space 4 was supposed to take place after earth is dead and isaac goes around the galaxy in a ship doing stuff

so like a large scale adventure game

[storm jungle]

Yeah pretty much, Dead Space is a largely hopeless series tone-wise so that adds up

[crystal forum]

it sounds like it would have been fun

but studio killed

[storm jungle]

Thanks EA

[crystal forum]

dead space is pretty grimdark

it checks a lot of the boxes

[storm jungle]

Yeah the tone of the series in general is really good

[crystal forum]

but i never felt like it was grimdark

[storm jungle]

it also holds like no punches which helps lol

[crystal forum]

it's like too horror to be grimdark

[storm jungle]

its definitely grimdark its just not as in your face like 40k, its all in background/level lore

[crystal forum]

also dead space 2 still rules it's such a fun adventure

play it again dilara

or else

[storm jungle]

Nah.

Because I know its already peak

destroy the children

smash em

[crystal forum]

i didn't fully realize how fun it is until i replayed it as an adult

[storm jungle]

Saaaaame, im glad i did.

[crystal forum]

isaac is so fucked

[storm jungle]

dude

them fucking doing all that shit to him after game 1 is like

something i never noticed before

💀

forcing the guy into perma-PTSD visions and shit and treating him like some lab experiment

[crystal forum]

the game literally starts with your only potential ally dying IN FRONT OF YOU

it starts so hard

[storm jungle]

Best opening in any horror game

AND HE JUS HEADBUTTS IT

[crystal forum]

oh yeah

LOL

isaac just knows what to do

welp back at it again

[storm jungle]

He wastes no time, hes as much of a tough nerd as Freeman

https://tenor.com/view/isaac-clarke-dead-space-goodbye-chat-goodbye-chat-gif-8795671242034358000

[crystal forum]

the plasma cutter being a flashlight with a medical device on it

i love isaac so much

[storm jungle]

he says one of the best lines in gaming too

"GOD DAMN IT I TRUSTED YOU."

[crystal forum]

regular engineer suddenly must survive apocalypse

[storm jungle]

"FUCK YOU. AND FUCK YOUR MARKER."

[crystal forum]

YES

[storm jungle]

I WAS LIKE "YES, ME TOO"

[crystal forum]

when he pieces everything together he's so fucking done

[storm jungle]

A part of me wants to say like

he should have known from the start

on the other hand

hes literally fucking mentally ill

[vagrant fox]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-gif-23886381

[crystal forum]

he didn't ask for any of this lmao

[storm jungle]

Tired of Nicole's shit!

also yeah especially considering he has that Half-Life esque start to the "adventure"

"Oh boy we just get to check in on a mining ship"

[crystal forum]

dead space 1 he gets cucked into working for somebody evil

then when he finally gets saved he's forced to relive the trauma for months

[storm jungle]

YEP thats something i never realised when i was playing DS2 first time

"why are we here"

"why are they doing this to isaac"

then i replay it and its

"Oh."

[crystal forum]

and you realize nobody gave a shit about him the whole time apart from the lady friend

[storm jungle]

^

i think my favorite part on the game is uh

how you doom the ENTIRE station by letting the necromorphs into that forbidden sector where the marker is, its so fucked up

[crystal forum]

it's such a pog moment when she comes in clutch and saves him idc what anybody says

[storm jungle]

just to get past a barricade of guards btw lol

[storm jungle]

Even with a stabbed out eye too no less

girl is a unit

[crystal forum]

i forgot that lmao

[crystal forum]

tbf fuck those guys

[storm jungle]

Agreed but its so funny when their boss calls you on the intercom

[winter vessel]

Ellie, a solid second place of badass sci-fi woman, 1st being Ellen Ripley

[storm jungle]

"THE FUCK DID YOU DO YOU FUCKING MORON"

[crystal forum]

i pull plug on light heheh

[storm jungle]

[storm jungle]

I do love how when you first encoutner her too

she wants NOTHING to do with you

"Yeah sure just keep walking nerd"

[crystal forum]

when i played as a kid with my friend i wasted all our ammo doing dumb shit so i was at the hardest part of the game after the barricade part and i had nothing

we never finished the game because if me

[storm jungle]

Lmfao holy shit jay

are you sure you arent Nicole

[crystal forum]

you have to admit that part of the game is ridiculous

you know the part where you have to defend for like 5 stages

and there is no save point the whole time

[storm jungle]

YEP

but hey it adds to the stress

if it aint the horror of the necromorphs

its the horror of losing progress knowing you gotta start again

[crystal forum]

the worst intentional part about dead space is devs never giving you a place that you can turn your back to

everywhere has a vent

it fucks with you so much

[storm jungle]

yeah it gives me PTSD too

fuckers never stay dead or stay hidden

[crystal forum]

stomp stomp stomp stomp

WHY WONT YOU DIE

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/signalis-dead-space-stomp-isaac-clarke-elster-gif-4331246986577219507

related

[crystal forum]

the voice acting is so good

isaac sounds so frantic when he stomps

[arctic talon]

DS1 is still the best one

Of the 2 I’ve played

[crystal forum]

i think he literally yells DIE sometimes

[storm jungle]

Im just even more glad they brought him back for the remake

[arctic talon]

DS1 remake is insanely good

Tbh

[storm jungle]

100%

im so sad DS2 Remake will likely not happen for a few years or never

[crystal forum]

i'll be a bitch and say it lost part of its soul

[storm jungle]

GUH

[crystal forum]

made by a completely unrelated company

[storm jungle]

well yeah

the O.G is like nada lol

[crystal forum]

they didn't even hire back the lead writers

[winter vessel]

my one detraction about it, Dilara, is that all i see is a sci fi Adam Sandler

[storm jungle]

Lmaooo noooo

[crystal forum]

so we're definitely never getting DS4

[storm jungle]

Alas

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/adam-sandler-happy-laughing-funny-face-gif-15990603

[storm jungle]

also my favorite complaint was uh

"Nicole looks too old"

and i see the model

and im like

????

Shes a milf now??? Thats a bad thing???

[crystal forum]

idk why they made him look whiter in the remake

he was like brown skin

i think

gray hair

[storm jungle]

GYAAAAAATT

🗣️

anyway Isaac looks fine

[crystal forum]

i liked the greying hair

he was just some old fuck

[storm jungle]

it definitely adds

[crystal forum]

you never see his face in the original anyways

apart from the start and end

[storm jungle]

was gonna say lol

[crystal forum]

also him not talking in the OG is a good thing imo

[winter vessel]

my biggest gripe was the replacement of Dr Kynes' VA, Keith Szarabajka i still liked him more

[storm jungle]

Kinda.

[storm jungle]

thats he issue with remakes

sometimes you legit cannot get VAs back

for most of these people it was like a one-off role

[crystal forum]

i felt like i was isaac in 1

because he never talked

[storm jungle]

Yeah but Isaac becomes his own characer in the series, he was never suppose really be a character surrogate imo

[crystal forum]

2 is good though i liked the talking

[storm jungle]

Silent protags is also gay

[winter vessel]

I still get sad when Kynes was killed like in OG

[winter vessel]

that hurts the "Rookie" odst in me

[spare osprey]

I am the mister chef

[dusk patrol]

Thankfully AI will fix that soon

[arctic talon]

Metaphor Refantazio protagonist yapping is peak, please have another voiced protagonist in your next JRPG ATLUS

[dusk patrol]

We don’t have to worry about pesky actors

[arctic talon]

[storm jungle]

of course the Iron Hands fan says this

smh

[spare osprey]

I have discord nitro for some reason so I’m using the most of it

[storm jungle]

fucking Daniels

[winter vessel]

creeepiest thing about remake Kendra is that she looks similar to a dentist i frequented years ago

[crystal forum]

you dont even have the gay badge like dilara does

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

Well at least she gets torn in half

so thats an upside?

[dusk patrol]

Dilara with the badge of shame

[storm jungle]

not my fault

[dusk patrol]

It literally is

You paid for it

[storm jungle]

yeah because i want emotes

[dusk patrol]

[storm jungle]

i didnt ask for a badge

IT DIDNT EVEN EXIST BACK THEN

[crystal forum]

pink name so people know im fruity

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/i-didn't-ask-to-be-this-way-possum-gif-12083092250673114666

[winter vessel]

I will say the Wheezer got an upgrade in gross design, 10/10

[sacred ginkgo]

PLEASE Will is actually a character instead of a vehicle with a minor personality

[storm jungle]

These things are what i think of when i got people going:

"I can quit smoking whenever i want"

[winter vessel]

same

[crystal forum]

i just dont like soulless remakes by default

[storm jungle]

https://youtu.be/Cx_UiMGPvgc

[winter vessel]

i sent this to a friend of mine who had asthma

[crystal forum]

i dont want a remake of new vegas

[storm jungle]

It'll happen probably

remakes are good as long as they got a ton of positives

[crystal forum]

and it will suck because bethesda

[storm jungle]

its why i hate the res4 fans

"OH MY GOD ASHLEY A MINOR IS NOT SEXY ANYMORE"

"OMG MUH ADA DRESS WHO WILL I WANK TO NOW"

Jesus christ

lol

[winter vessel]

"mah chip"-Mr Apartment

[crystal forum]

res evil 4 will never top the original

[storm jungle]

mmm potato chip

[crystal forum]

it was just too good

[storm jungle]

It was okay

it started the doom of the series

[crystal forum]

game of the year

res 5 did that

[storm jungle]

4 started the trend

but it did lead to us getting Primarch Dimitrescu

so ill concede

[crystal forum]

what trend

[winter vessel]

biggest issue with remake: not enough of "MISTER KEN NAH DEE" and the absence of "No thanks, bro!"

[storm jungle]

action shooty shit

[crystal forum]

res 5 had the bullshit coop

[storm jungle]

we got Bingo still but i agree

[storm jungle]

AUAGHH

I mean all the action shit

Res4 started it and did it good

5 and 6 meanwhile

[vagrant fox]

This is peak Resident Evil and no game will ever get close
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzFhZ5hrTqY

[storm jungle]

oh my god

lmfao

not this movie

[crystal forum]

im sad that 7 was so fucking good because they came back to the original formula

[winter vessel]

my summary of Chris in 5:

[crystal forum]

and 8 said fuck that

and now we wont get any first person games anymore

they didn't learn

[vagrant fox]

can't wait for a 5 remake, it'll be so peak

[storm jungle]

you joke

but it prob will be

lmao

[crystal forum]

i'm 100% honest it will never happen

[vagrant fox]

I do not joke

[storm jungle]

it will

[crystal forum]

i will be very surprised

[storm jungle]

res5 i had SO MANY fond memories with in coop even if the game was mid

[winter vessel]

I hated these two's version of reocurring boss, Ustanak

[crystal forum]

no way 6 is getting a remake even though it had some pog moments

[storm jungle]

Ustanak is S-Tier

[crystal forum]

that's 6

[winter vessel]

yes

[storm jungle]

but i get why people would hate him lol

[crystal forum]

6's story is so all over the place

[storm jungle]

literally

anyway so the main guy turns into a flesh t-rex

[vagrant fox]

6 needed the best guy, Irving

[crystal forum]

there's like 3 raccoon city events in the game

you fight on a train at some point

[storm jungle]

IM A BUSINESSMAN

WITH STYANDAARTS

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/chris-redfield-leon-s-kennedy-boulder-punch-sprint-gif-21707487

[crystal forum]

i remember my fav gun being the ak with a bayonet

because i like bayonets and stabbing

[vagrant fox]

Irving has genuinely been living rent free in my head for like 15 years

[storm jungle]

same

hes such a fucking meme

[crystal forum]

does anybody even remember ada's story

[dusk patrol]

Somehow with all the wacky stuff that happens in RE

The boulder punch is just

Too much for me

[storm jungle]

IT SOMEHOW is too much yeah

[winter vessel]

and yet, if i wanted one duo to focus on 6, i kinda wanted it to be Jake and Sherry. Ik those memes of the Redfield Bloodline and what not. But if these two had a kid? it'd be the funniest irony due to the friction between William Birkin and Albert Wesker. also the genes on that kid would be nuts

[storm jungle]

its weird because i love when Resident evil gets crazy

but that was just oof

[vagrant fox]

me when someone calls re5 mid

[storm jungle]

he'd be a avengers level threat tbh

[crystal forum]

i shit you not that part of res 4 is borderline impossible on xbox on hard mode

[storm jungle]

and probably be virus-messiah

[crystal forum]

you have to tap SO QUICKLY

[dapper gyro]

The rock puching qte is too long and they ask you to do it too many times.

[storm jungle]

Yeah its way too long lol

like by the time im done Sheva is cooked

literally

[dapper gyro]

It is jarring during such a climatic moment.

[storm jungle]

INSIDE A VOLCANO BTW

[crystal forum]

you saw that dilara rigjt

[storm jungle]

Saw what

[crystal forum]

my message that got blocked

[storm jungle]

LMAO I just checked

what the fuck was her name, Diet-Ada

CARLA that was it

they gave her like, the most gooner shit

[crystal forum]

i love the res trope of hot girl turns into monster

my dick is confused

[storm jungle]

its the best part too

[vagrant fox]

I used to think Carla and Ada was the same person who had a race change for no reason until I thought about it for more than a half-second

[winter vessel]

RE5, granted i was 14 but that was my fred moment. "I have so many...mixed feelings right now"

[storm jungle]

because they 100% make them with gooning in mind

because Japan

[storm jungle]

i mean

blonde

skintight suit

tits

[crystal forum]

dont forget that blond chick from revelations

[storm jungle]

https://media.tenor.com/BNlLax1CQhoAAAAM/ponstere.gif

[winter vessel]

press square to entreat her. I went "KISS HER Chris, KISS!"

[dapper gyro]

Hmmm....

[crystal forum]

how does she even see through that hair

[dapper gyro]

Message blocked...

[crystal forum]

the revalations lady

[storm jungle]

Foley

who literally dies

in like 5m

and her entire character is uh

"tits"

[crystal forum]

she had an open mind

[storm jungle]

YEP

God

japan, please

[crystal forum]

how does she see

[sharp pollen]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-lip-bite-emoji-gif-27518891

[crystal forum]

she literally just walks around with hair blocking her face

[dapper gyro]

I mean, in RE6, there are part that you have to crawl in tunnel as Ada...

[winter vessel]

my first reaction to Jessica's outfit during the Zenobia mission: "what is the lips smack benefit of this?"

[dapper gyro]

with the 3rd person view from the back...

[storm jungle]

oh my god do not get me started

those crawling sections are fucking funny

[crystal forum]

i think the least sexualized woman in the series was the lady character from res 5

[winter vessel]

and we don't see her again after Revelations! where did you go you Chris thirster!?

[crystal forum]

also resident evil 7

there is nothing sexy in that game

except jack

[vagrant fox]

What was the deal with mutated Deborah Harper anyways

[crystal forum]

who

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-vendetta-resident-evil-vendetta-gunfight-chris-redfield-vs-glenn-chris-redfield-gunfight-chris-redfield-vs-glenn-arias-gif-4983116247939541975

This shit

[winter vessel]

this thing from 6

[dusk patrol]

Is definitely

The dumbest RE moment ever

[storm jungle]

She literally rubs her tits as shes impaling you btw

[crystal forum]

i forgot the movies

[storm jungle]

you can tell