#40k-lore-chat

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rose thorn
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LMAO

storm jungle
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holy shit

crystal forum
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there's no way that right one is AI art

glossy sonnet
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No way its Torrin Nightflare my favorite BL author

rose thorn
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GW fucking HATES HATS HATES book copy right infringemnets

crystal forum
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it's way too accurate

storm jungle
raven stone
storm jungle
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its very obvious

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its too "robotic" looking

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or well artificial

crystal forum
outer wave
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They got awkward poses and weird lighting

rose thorn
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the one on the right does look liek areal book

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i mean

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left

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shit

crystal forum
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i didn't think AI could replicate 40k armour at all yet

rose thorn
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the left one looks real tbh

glossy sonnet
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abominable intelligence art

crystal forum
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the proportions are all wrong

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the bolter is a mess

rose thorn
crystal forum
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he's like 60% pauldron

rose thorn
crystal forum
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and look at how tiny the backpack is

rose thorn
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exactly part 2

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the old space marine books could not fucking draw terminators

crystal forum
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god i cant believe AI shit is getting so close to 40k art i hate how this 100% means they scraped fan art

rose thorn
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what is this perseptive

vagrant fox
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Perspective of cool

crystal forum
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how big is that storm bolter

queen laurel
rose thorn
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how short is his waist

queen laurel
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But what can you do

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People probably waste too much time on that stuff

storm jungle
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because like

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he uses photoshop in his works?

vagrant fox
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I keep having youtube shove AI song recommendations at me, we live at the precipice of a boring cyberpunk dystopia

storm jungle
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hes one of the older warhammer artists from the mid 2000's

queen laurel
rose thorn
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but yeah i doubt space marine fans who fall for the ai books didnt notice a quality difference

crystal forum
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i hate it

storm jungle
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his recent stuff is like MUCH better

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but his older stuff is wild

vagrant fox
crystal forum
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even the real musicians use AI images for their covers

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like come on guys

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just do something in MS paint

vagrant fox
green loom
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I think for Stable Diffusion

rose thorn
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on the uh

storm jungle
rose thorn
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yeah

storm jungle
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RAAAAARGH

rose thorn
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LMAO

crystal forum
green loom
vagrant fox
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waht da hell is this thing

rose thorn
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that is a leaper

vagrant fox
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looks like it has jaundice

storm jungle
green loom
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Anyway the AI shit is so bleak lol

rose thorn
crystal forum
# storm jungle

this one does go pretty hard with the hand flamer and shield effect

rose thorn
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thats way too skinny

storm jungle
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heres the entire page breakdown

queen laurel
storm jungle
crystal forum
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the problem is the perspective like why is it so bad

storm jungle
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AH wait i was wrong, its a termagant

crystal forum
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how does somebody get hired to draw and not understand perspective

storm jungle
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jesus holy photoshop

rose thorn
storm jungle
rose thorn
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wh

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where

queen laurel
storm jungle
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LOOK AT IT

rose thorn
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in teh art

vagrant fox
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jon sullivan you son of a bitch

rose thorn
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why is this here

storm jungle
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I love the man but god

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its so goofy

green loom
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I'm gonna be real pre like

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2015

crystal forum
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it's somehow too fleshy

green loom
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Book covers

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Were kinda not great

storm jungle
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Depends

crystal forum
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WHAT

storm jungle
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some were peak but most were like

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very much bad

crystal forum
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early HH books go so fucking hard

storm jungle
crystal forum
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with the 90's CGI looking art

storm jungle
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HH had that roberts dude and no one else for covers who did the job right

vagrant fox
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Whatever that cover is actually sucks but I love it

green loom
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Oh I actively dislike early/most heresy covers though that's because I dislike the cgi looking style lol

crystal forum
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so many screaming marines

storm jungle
vagrant fox
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There's a lot to scream about, it's fine

spare osprey
glossy sonnet
spare osprey
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Which they just made new art for

storm jungle
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Uhhh which one

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the eternity gate one?

spare osprey
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3rd book I think?

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Ok no 2nd

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False gods

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Different artist

storm jungle
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Yeaaaaah

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False Gods is like

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EXTREME early 2000's CGI

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lmao

green loom
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Red vs Blue AAA cover

storm jungle
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^^^^^^^^^^

spare osprey
crystal forum
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RAAAAAH

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LETS FUCKING GOOO

rose thorn
crystal forum
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horus be risin

dusk patrol
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They did a new art piece for that recently

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Funnily enough

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The early art is rough though yeah

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Some of the others aren’t as good too

crystal forum
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rough??

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it looks awesome

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genuinely

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it has so much scale

dusk patrol
crystal forum
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alright that's cool too

dusk patrol
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Saturnine is probably my favorite piece they’ve ever done

crystal forum
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jeez

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there's also that titan one

dusk patrol
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That or Know No Fear

crystal forum
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the parade titan

dusk patrol
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Mortis is good too yeah

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And that one

crystal forum
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the power fist punch

storm jungle
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its one of the best parts in the book

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"Sir we have successfully killed Guilliman and launched him out into space."

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"Wait nevermind hes punching our guys in zero-g."

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"HES WHAT-"

spare osprey
crystal forum
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wait he has no helmet

dusk patrol
crystal forum
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in space

storm jungle
spare osprey
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We were just talking about it

storm jungle
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plot armor to the max

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I mean superior biology

crystal forum
# dusk patrol

try to find a youtube video about titans that doesn't include this

storm jungle
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whoops

dusk patrol
storm jungle
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yeah that

crystal forum
storm jungle
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very good explanation

crystal forum
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in space

storm jungle
crystal forum
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guilliman gives 0 shits

storm jungle
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he just found out his entire legion is being backstabbed

dusk patrol
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He’s only out there for an hour or so

storm jungle
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after being launched into space

crystal forum
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0 fucks given about air

storm jungle
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I was about to look up the gif

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of battlebeast fist fighting that viltrumite in zero-g last ep

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AND I ALREADY GOT

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EPISODE 6 SPOILERS

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fuck it im gonna watch it now

dusk patrol
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It was ok, I didn’t like this one as much

crystal forum
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it's pretty boring tbh

dusk patrol
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I got the point but

storm jungle
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Invincible is Invincible, ill take anything

dusk patrol
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Idk the main “tragedy” was so telegraphed and lame

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But it wasn’t bad

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Just not as good

crystal forum
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i dont like how the plot will go to omni man and then back to young adult issues

dusk patrol
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Although

queen laurel
crystal forum
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i want more omni man

queen laurel
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Really homie invincible?

dusk patrol
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Mark really is a dumb ass with his powers

storm jungle
dusk patrol
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But Eve is worse so hey

storm jungle
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hes a teenager

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so yes

dusk patrol
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They’re perfect for eachother

crystal forum
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he's a young adult

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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Yeah but I mean like

queen laurel
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You know lacking actual training

dusk patrol
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Basic stuff

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He’s trained also by now

storm jungle
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can he cook

dusk patrol
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Narp

crystal forum
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im just glad he gave up on college like what a waste of time

dusk patrol
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He’s like 19 he would probably burn water

queen laurel
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At this point he hasn't gotten that experienced yet

dusk patrol
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Sure but I mean less “can he duel big bads”

storm jungle
crystal forum
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oh i can save the world with my super powers but it's important that i learn integrals

dusk patrol
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And more “hey maybe get this fucking dangerous dude away from civilians”

storm jungle
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god what a fucking psycho

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lmao

dusk patrol
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He just loves killin

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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But only killing which is hard

queen laurel
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I'm going to just say it a b**** stupid

dusk patrol
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And which makes him hard

queen laurel
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Immortal

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Jesus christ

crystal forum
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also eve going to college to learn building stuff instead of a technical school is funny

dusk patrol
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Mark and Eve kinda have to be sometimes I guess

queen laurel
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Yep

dusk patrol
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Eve is so hilariously OP

storm jungle
# dusk patrol He just loves killin

I do love how like

Stops war in his entire planet from killing every hostile person
He still wants more war
Goes on self-imposed exile so he doesnt genocide his entire race

dusk patrol
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Even with her block

crystal forum
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is she really that op

storm jungle
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yes

dusk patrol
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Yes

crystal forum
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she seems to always lose

storm jungle
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she can literally manipulate atoms

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I mean thats the rule in fiction

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do you want fights to be over in 1 second

dusk patrol
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She’s easily the most powerful person in the universe

storm jungle
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^

dusk patrol
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She’s just got no imagination

storm jungle
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its like space marines going into a warzone

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their thunderhawk is shot

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they all die

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end of book

crystal forum
dusk patrol
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And the writers don’t know what to do with her

storm jungle
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but still

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LMAO

spare osprey
barren prawn
dusk patrol
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I guess she could get speed blitzed but still

storm jungle
dusk patrol
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That’s why they killed off Red Rush fast and haven’t introduced more speedsters lol

storm jungle
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^

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Speedsters are like

crystal forum
storm jungle
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literally the most OP thing ever

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so they always need some weakness

crystal forum
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is she strong in the comics

dusk patrol
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She’s dumb

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She’s lucky she’s so pretty

crystal forum
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so it's a green lantern situation

dusk patrol
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Yeah

storm jungle
dusk patrol
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Basically but even more powerful

queen laurel
storm jungle
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Yeah she can basically manipulate anything because... well atoms

queen laurel
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Guy so fast he's basically god

dusk patrol
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Green Lantern can make stuff, she can literally go into dev commands for the universe

crystal forum
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so can she like cause the sun to implode

dusk patrol
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With very little limits

storm jungle
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Uhhh

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probably

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it'd need a lot of skill tho

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and shes still a teenager

dusk patrol
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The comic did the same tbf

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She’s just too strong

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So they kinda just go “uh yeah she’s not gonna be ending ever crisis immediately until she does”

storm jungle
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OP characters work better when its something like One Punch Man

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where he very much doesnt care

crystal forum
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she didn't look particularly strong in her aged alternate universe self

storm jungle
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or like holds himself back for memes

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or has to go get a shop coupon

dusk patrol
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Well like I said

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She’s dumb

crystal forum
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she might honestly just be dumb i admit

storm jungle
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Again

gray umbra
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Be like green lantern and conjure super aspirins

storm jungle
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teenager

crystal forum
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she fucked up building a park

storm jungle
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I mean

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that is explained

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speaking as an architect myself her dad was right

gray umbra
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Its actually a pretty reasonable plot point

dusk patrol
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Her treehouse is pretty stupid too

storm jungle
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she did zero checks

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and infastructure

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lol

crystal forum
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she can literally manipulate matter though i feel like doing checks is easier for her

storm jungle
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I mean

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you can force the earth itself to comply to stuff you create

crystal forum
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just remove any flaws in that concrete

storm jungle
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Its not the concrete

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its the area around it

dusk patrol
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Also she, the literally human alchemist….talks to Mark about how they need money

storm jungle
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she literally opened a fucking sinkhole

crystal forum
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smart girl

storm jungle
dusk patrol
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When she chooses to be

storm jungle
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you can summise she just wants to do it "legit"

dusk patrol
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Like with Multi Paul she suddenly remembers she can construct stuff like that

crystal forum
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for the apartment idea

dusk patrol
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But anyways I get it

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Plot has to happen

storm jungle
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Yeah its mostly whatever

queen laurel
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But no

storm jungle
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LOL

queen laurel
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Not even a gold bar

crystal forum
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then they realize how miserable it is to make money

storm jungle
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Real.

dusk patrol
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Bah

crystal forum
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and it sucks the fun out of everything

dusk patrol
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Mark has it easy

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He has like

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Two fights

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And he’s making millions

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Fuck him

storm jungle
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Meanwhile Omnikid shows up

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and murders two supervillains

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chad

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"I give up!"

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yeah you fucking will from life

dusk patrol
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Eve to Mark

“Let him deal with the teenagers, where the consequences if he fucks up is he murders three people.”

crystal forum
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i'd be so pissed

dusk patrol
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Yeah Eve great call

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It worked out but jfc

storm jungle
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Honestly again, same reason why I hate characters like Batman

crystal forum
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those civilians you killed gave up you blue fuck

dusk patrol
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“Oh let him be a kid.”

Uhhhhhh Eve

storm jungle
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"If I kill them ill be just like them"

dusk patrol
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He’s a fucking walking nuclear bomb

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Worse even

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Also he’s purple, gross

storm jungle
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Eternal if you grew this kid up he'd become homelander

dusk patrol
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If I grew this kid up?

crystal forum
storm jungle
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yeah knowing you

storm jungle
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but like

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its a lazy excuse

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even when people call him out on it he makes bullshit excuses

dusk patrol
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Tbh I have no idea how you raise a kid like that

crystal forum
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i'd like it if it wasn't treated as a virtue

storm jungle
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Simple

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you treat him like a normal person

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lol

dusk patrol
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They made a movie about that

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Brightburn

storm jungle
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Yeah and it sucked

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next question

dusk patrol
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I would probably uh

gray umbra
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Batman will give his villains permanent brain damage and cripple them but wont kill them

dusk patrol
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Go find a nice couple in Kansas on a farm who haven’t been able to have kids

crystal forum
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cecil would find him

dapper gyro
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That doesn't sound probable.

dusk patrol
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“I set my steel covered fists which can punch through concrete and trees to stun.”

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“Not to worry.”

storm jungle
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Baldurs Gate 3 moment

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"I know I hit you with an axe in the skull but my combat option was set to stun dont worry"

queen laurel
glossy sonnet
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I hate his logo

dusk patrol
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He’s killing that look

gray umbra
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How i recruit minthara, i set my greatsword to stun

dusk patrol
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That symbol does suck though

glossy sonnet
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Thats not even a bat thats a rectangle

queen laurel
glossy sonnet
storm jungle
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stop asking questions!!!

storm jungle
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my favorite chapter master

vagrant fox
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is batman natty or does he use roids

storm jungle
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No even better

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hes a fucking construction worker

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auto-steroids

dusk patrol
vagrant fox
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Every construction worker I know is kind of covered in a lot of fat

queen laurel
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Trust me it's cool

vagrant fox
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it's funny, it's a bat-tle axe

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very good marvel or whoever

storm jungle
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GETOU-

vagrant fox
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Wait so he keeps his battleaxe on his chest?

dusk patrol
storm jungle
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Okay random tangent

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1m into the episode

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i legit cannot get over "Gretchen" being a fucking name for a girl

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literally sounds like a witch

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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It is a girls name

glossy sonnet
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that is a witch name if ive ever heard one

storm jungle
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I know

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its why I hate it

dusk patrol
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It’s not a great one

dusk patrol
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But it’s a name

storm jungle
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Its no Dick Warlock (compliment) but ill take it

dusk patrol
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I prefer names like Alex and Sam for girls ngl

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I always liked Reagan for girls too

vagrant fox
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Stolen mens names

dusk patrol
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lol basically

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Idk why

dusk patrol
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Girls can basically just use any guys name almost

glossy sonnet
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alice and leah are my favorites

storm jungle
vagrant fox
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if it's not a turbogermanic name i'm not interested

dusk patrol
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Maybe one day

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Jasmine is Schrodinger's sexy

vagrant fox
dusk patrol
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Nothing will stop me!

glossy sonnet
dusk patrol
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I like Olivia a lot too but most of that is a girl I went to high school with lol

glossy sonnet
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I feel like i need to name a child something i havent really heard much before

dusk patrol
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Thank god my parents picked a weird name for my sister so there’s no danger in me ever meeting a girl whose got the same name

glossy sonnet
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Wouldnt their name to make me think of someone else or the opposite

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Oh I like the name claire too

raven stone
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No siblings
No name awkwardness. Or so I hope.

gray umbra
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Bill

dusk patrol
glossy sonnet
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ive never met a fat claire

glossy sonnet
dusk patrol
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Gotta find a nickname fast

raven stone
glossy sonnet
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my moms name and my sisters name are a no-go

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or probably anyone in the family

dusk patrol
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I could maybe try to make it work but man

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They would be tough

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She would have to be very special

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Sister I could never, her name is so specific that it won’t happen though

viral halo
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What happened to the white scars during the heresy?

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I feel like I never read about it

glossy sonnet
dusk patrol
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Almost half the legion turned traitor but eventually the Khan convinced them to not, the traitors formed groups of basically suicide companies

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Called the Sagyar Mazan

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Who all died largely as far as we know

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The main legion then went to Terra

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Fought at Beta Garmon and the Siege

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There’s more too but those are the main strokes

glossy sonnet
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khan also didnt really want to remain loyal to the emperor

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He never really liked him

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but the traitors were clearly being corrupted by chaos

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he didnt like what the imperium stood for but it sure was better than chaos

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also he and mortarion had a big rivalry throughout the heresy

dusk patrol
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The Khans arc is understanding the Emperor more and also realizing his ideal of always doing his own thing is selfish

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The heresy is the first time he connects with a lot of his brothers

glossy sonnet
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he was one of the better personified primarchs I think

dusk patrol
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The better done primarchs got the good authors and multiple books often

glossy sonnet
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though im not done with all the books yet

dusk patrol
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Wish we could have seen it more

glossy sonnet
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more ferrus manus would have been great

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alpharius and omegon too maybe

vagrant fox
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I liked it when Jagathai jagathai'd all over mortarion

crystal forum
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somehow white scars got even less spotlight than the fractured loyalist chapters

crystal forum
glossy sonnet
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BL authors making sure to write as little as possible about the white scars and alpha legion because they're meant to be mysterious and unknown (the writers are actually lazy)

crystal forum
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white scars arent even mysterious it's just lack of interest

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look at how much more stuff dark angels got

glossy sonnet
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they get all the cool toys

crystal forum
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im just now realizing that vulkan maybe has more great crusade lore than HH lore

arctic talon
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White scars have

glossy sonnet
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HH vulkan "lore": he got a little angry and had to be escorted home

arctic talon
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an extremely good book

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well

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books

storm jungle
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Rare good r40klore post? staregryn ||/s||

vagrant fox
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i'm sold

storm jungle
glossy sonnet
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actually good troll post

celest dome
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But it was posted 2 hours ago

storm jungle
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also related

spring cairn
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I'll figure out who's right tonight

storm jungle
crystal forum
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oh wait i havent even watched episode 6

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i was thinking of 5

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does anybody enjoy these delayed release schedules

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is this something anybody wants

storm jungle
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Delayed?

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what

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it said it was gonna release today and it released today

crystal forum
storm jungle
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I mean thats a bad idea

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it makes the entire thing super easy to digest and be forgotten fast

crystal forum
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yeah i know why they do it

storm jungle
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when you stretch it out it keeps the hype going and people attached to it

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it very much works

crystal forum
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still is annoying on my side

storm jungle
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yeah but you're gay

crystal forum
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i end up forgetting the show after the first episodes, my attention span isn't a month long

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and i lose all interest

storm jungle
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You do realise like

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they do recaps at the start for that exact reason right

crystal forum
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it doesn't have the same amount of fun as binging a season

storm jungle
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Jay im gonna shoot you

crystal forum
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what did i do 😭

storm jungle
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Stop whining!!!!

misty vector
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its more engaging to have an episode per week

storm jungle
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Yeah he gets that

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he just forgets, which is like fine but its not exactly an issue for people is my point

misty vector
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also better for discussions online

storm jungle
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Guilty of that myself lol

crystal forum
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yeah it's for hype

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it's all marketing i know

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plus if they stagger the show for months that means you have to subscribe for longer

storm jungle
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People subscribe to watch this stuff?

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I MEAN

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yeah that sucks

crystal forum
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the only thing i pay for is youtube premium

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i just use my family's accounts

storm jungle
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I dont even pay for that either, ill never, ever fucking bow to youtube

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they were fucking me in the ass for using adblockers

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and now thats gone again for the 2nd time

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lmao

crystal forum
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i went on non premium youtube accidentally and got 4 ads at once

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how do people even

storm jungle
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yeah youtube without premium is vile

gray umbra
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I only use youtube music premium

vagrant fox
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many adblockers

crystal forum
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it was 2 ads when i started premium

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and 2 was too much

storm jungle
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I got like 3 adblockers

crystal forum
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fucking 4 is wild

gray umbra
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Being stuck underground while a song is buffering is aids

crystal forum
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i can't adblock my phone which is where i watch youtube

vagrant fox
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Well, you can but it's a bit of a pain

crystal forum
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also i can listen to stuff with my phone closed because that's a premium feature for some reason

gray umbra
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Yeah its dumb as fuck

vagrant fox
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You didn't hear it from me but you can get premium features from youtube revanced on the android phones

crystal forum
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and i get to try out shitty beta features like 4x video speed i shit you not they added that

vagrant fox
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and adblock

crystal forum
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4x video speed is unwatchable

gray umbra
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I watch training videos for work at 2x

crystal forum
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another current beta feature is youtube shorts in small window

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while you do other stuff

gray umbra
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Zzz

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The only thing i hate about youtube shorts is how quickly it starts straying from the topic youre watching

crystal forum
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at least they fixed the issue of being recommended 0 view shorts of children screaming in their mic

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but i dont watch shorts anymore they're a black hole of attention span

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junk food for the brain

gray umbra
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Yeah it is aids

misty vector
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why does opening the yt app immediately go to shorts though

crystal forum
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you can disable shorts in your home page

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if you do it enough times YouTube gives up

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and resist clicking them because we all know one tiktok/short leads to 3 hours of memory lapse

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where did the time go i was watching somebody dancing

outer wave
crystal forum
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1 for blocking ads, the other two for taking that one out if it shows signs of intelligence

outer wave
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Ahhh

vagrant fox
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Youtube is wiley, you gotta gang up on it in case it gets through one adblock

storm jungle
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also yep what Sigsen said

crystal forum
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youtube is at the point where it's investing a ton of money in squeezing more money out of viewers

spring cairn
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Well they desperately need that because that website has been in the red for like, years.

vagrant fox
#

Sometimes I consider Nebula, but it's a lot of effort

crystal forum
#

YouTube revealed its ad revenue for the first time. The company made over $28 billion from ads last year alone — up 47 percent from 2020 and 90 percent compared to 2019. The platform contributes roughly 3% to Google's total revenue. Curtains raised for YouTube's ad revenue!

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why did they write percents in letters then the symbol

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anyways 90% increased ad profit since 2019

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that's what spamming 4 ads a second will do

spring cairn
#

and somehow

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they still aren't in the positive

crystal forum
#

thats the part i was trying to look up

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idk if they're still a loss

spring cairn
#

I assume they still are, but perhaps

crystal forum
#

google doesn't disclose anything usually so it's probably a rumour to begin with

spring cairn
#

cost have gone way up since 2019 so it's hard to tell if the 90% increase was even enough

crystal forum
#

28 billion

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over 7000 employees apparently

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that's a lot more than i expected

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and another site says around 2000

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another one says 120000

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i dont think that's possible

spring cairn
#

some websites include contractors in the number

crystal forum
#

i dont think any tech company has 120000 contractors

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well maybe 90% of those are indian tech support B_DogCheemsSmile

viral halo
#

SAAR

spring cairn
#

If they include every contractor's employees paid to review videos to see if they violate TOS or not

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anyway, their exact number of actual employees is not public it seems

crystal forum
#

they have bots and the algorithm doing most of the work there

spring cairn
#

that wasn't always the case

crystal forum
#

a 2024 new york times article has the 7000 figure

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i would be surprised if they're not profitable

#

they do have market dominance by a huge factor

#

in unrelated news i'm getting a second interview at IBM

outer wave
viral halo
crystal forum
viral halo
raven stone
#

Found on FB

arctic talon
#

PART OF THE CREW PART OF THE SHIP

paper haven
#

She's happy.

crystal forum
#

is her defining trait really just a bloody handprimt

arctic talon
#

No

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I mean on her uniform yeah

#

But she has a pretty basic naval uniform

crystal forum
#

that's what happens when a setting has so many wacky uniforms i guess

dusk patrol
#

It was given by Angron as an honor to her which is why she wear its, its distinctive too obviously.

crystal forum
#

it's an interesting mix of unremarkable and distinctive

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the colours are boring

#

if it wasn't for the hand print it would be one of the least recognizable uniforms in the setting

#

but that also amplifies the effect of the red hand print, the only colour on the whole fit

rocky gale
#

Lehralla is the true chad

storm jungle
#

which is what most people remember as her defining trait

#

rip

crystal forum
#

🙀

sharp pollen
rose thorn
#

im surpside 40k doesnt have a coke style product to supress hunger

sharp pollen
#

you mean colorful and flashy?

crystal forum
#

i feel like that would be counterintuitive to just making more food

rose thorn
#

i mean chemicals that make your stomach go numb

storm jungle
#

your paints?

#

🤨

rose thorn
#

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

#

very true

storm jungle
#

drink the paint juice

celest dome
crystal forum
#

wdym the paint is the food

rose thorn
#

thats white paint

crystal forum
#

primer yum

#

the really sucky thing about full face respirators is i cant wear my glasses while spraying primer

#

then i see people using no protection at all

crystal forum
#

FYI a covid mask or dust mask won't stop organic vapors

#

unless you get an R95 rated dust mask which contains activated carbon

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they're distinctive, all black

#

you're better off getting a reusable half face respirator

#

and an organic vapor cartridge with attached P100 filter to keep out the oily aerosols

#

yes the cartridge will be expensive but it lasts a solid 3 months with regular usage

raven stone
arctic talon
#

Tbh it’s a giant demon ship

#

Well

#

Not a demon

#

But the ship is extremely messed up now lol

crystal forum
#

funny

vagrant fox
#

Just don't get ill

crystal forum
#

you're a funny guy eternal

raven stone
paper haven
#

Remember that the flu is a government psy op designed to make us get injections of nanomachines that will force me to find other men attractive because the only repression going on here is the repression of freedom of speech.

outer wave
languid meadow
#

I can dig that

paper haven
#

Freedom of expression is the most important thing. So long as the things being expressed align perfectly with my world view and do not vary in the slightest.

vagrant fox
#

I should be free to kill horses

stuck arrow
outer wave
#

They needed the booster dose

hushed crest
stuck arrow
#

That booster gay

arctic talon
hushed crest
vagrant fox
#

I rode a horse once and it was the scariest thing I've done in my life
It had nothing but panicked bloodlust in its eyes

hushed crest
#

thats why they make horse tranquilizers

crystal forum
#

what if horus was spelled horace

hushed crest
#

Horse heresy

stuck arrow
#

Significantly less scary

#

Horace Heresy

#

Warmaster Horton

#

Horten Hears a Heresy

arctic talon
#

I feel like I had a stroke reading this

crystal forum
#

horus's horse was hoarse

languid meadow
crystal forum
#

you own a goat?

languid meadow
#

yeah he does my taxes

crystal forum
#

goat goals

languid meadow
tough haven
vagrant fox
#

the goat?

crystal forum
#

yesterday we mention tesla and today my fav model studio releases this

plush mason
#

whats wrong with the bottom part?

storm jungle
#

Elon nuked it

vagrant fox
#

Canadian internet got it

storm jungle
#

Oh you gotta be shitting me

#

Its been a day @arctic talon @crystal forum and our statement has aged like milk

arctic talon
#

ro

#

what THE ACTUAL FUCK

storm jungle
#

TO BE FAIR

#

What i said is true at least

#

shes a retinue member

#

AND chooses to go with strike-teams

#

which makes sense

vagrant fox
#

kind of owned

#

tho

storm jungle
#

we literally owned ourselves yep

#

this also released today

barren prawn
#

WHAT WERE GETTING A NAVIGATOR?

storm jungle
#

No lol

#

im just saying you were right

#

a navigator actually joins strike-steams

barren prawn
#

just like always 🚬

storm jungle
#

bastard

vagrant fox
#

you should smoke less

barren prawn
dusk patrol
barren prawn
#

mine was just a navigator as a mission giver

storm jungle
#

Also this is a really good read

#

i love all the lore in here

celest dome
#

I forsee many people point to that module and claim were getting stuff.
God does this community not bring me hope

storm jungle
#

theres stuff we already knew but also like not a lot we wouldnt know

dusk patrol
#

I’m sorry @arctic talon

storm jungle
#

apparently Atoma is a "rocks throw" close to Terra

dusk patrol
#

It has to be done

barren prawn
#

give us the emperor himself on a wheelchair as a class

celest dome
arctic talon
storm jungle
storm jungle
dapper gyro
#

This means that the Moebian regiment is of decent size. Would be nice if they get more fluff.

storm jungle
#

Yeah this book has a ton of neat stuff

barren prawn
#

its too early for us to get anything big regardless tbh

#

next week will prolly just be a new mission some weapons and maybe a small addition to the mourningstar

dusk patrol
#

I can

languid meadow
#

vet hate is forced pack it up

plush mason
barren prawn
storm jungle
languid meadow
#

Power axe should go to zealot if not shared between the two

barren prawn
#

ye

plush mason
dusk patrol
#

Psyker hate is forced

languid meadow
#

A BELL! CLAN PESTILENS MENTIONED ! ! !

storm jungle
#

SHUT UP

plush mason
#

Nurgle loves bells for some reason

storm jungle
#

its plague bells inspired

sharp pollen
vagrant fox
#

Nah it's that Monthy Python sketch, bing bong bring out yer dead

storm jungle
#

THATS WHAT ITS REFERECING YOU FUCKING-

dusk patrol
#

What weighs several tonnes, draws ratmen like flies and sounds awful? If you just answered 'oh no, not another bloody bell" then you win a pumpkin, you lucky bleeder.

vagrant fox
#

I win again

storm jungle
#

but close enough i guess, no cigars for us yet guys

#

(I do really wish "warhammer fans smell" was a meme and not actually real)

dusk patrol
#

Shall we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?

plush mason
storm jungle
#

Blow off choffer.

dusk patrol
#

Didn’t you have a…sister?

storm jungle
#

God

#

its that line and:

storm jungle
#

Met a girl from morley

#

our love sure did end poorly

#

stuck in my head lol

storm jungle
#

its legit bad

#

we had some stories here lol

half gazelle
dusk patrol
#

And the

Smmgfhhg…smurgg…stupid fucking plague..hmmmm

storm jungle
#

he didnt get it

storm jungle
vagrant fox
#

genuinely could go for some cigars though

dusk patrol
vagrant fox
#

When I was a youngin I always thought they pronounced skipan weird in that game

#

it was only later I learnt it was Icelandic pronounciation

dusk patrol
#

Volome

half gazelle
dusk patrol
#

Malista

vagrant fox
#

gereg my man

dusk patrol
#

Especially considering how many there are

#

I need to get Retold

vagrant fox
#

Some of the Egyptian fall into dubious because of how old Egyptian is, but I reckon they did a good job

dusk patrol
#

Yeah it’s not perfect but for what it is

vagrant fox
#

besides atlantean because they should have just ripped off the atlantean in atlantis the lost empire but regardless

#

cooler than anything necron to ever exist

storm jungle
#

Make it have green highlights and we're good

plush mason
#

it and iron giant where peak

dusk patrol
#

That was a scary ass lobster

#

Always freaked me out as a kid

#

That was that era too of there would always be some giant CGI monster in the movie

#

And it felt really weird

crystal forum
crystal forum
storm jungle
#

you sexist prick

vagrant fox
plush mason
#

i got to ask, is there an actual reason the navigators always cover up their third eye? it has eye lids afaik

crystal forum
#

true

storm jungle
#

as its directly warp-infused

#

it can melt or blow up your head lol

plush mason
#

yeah but only when open

storm jungle
#

Yep, its why some cover it with like

#

hoods, headbands, circlets, headwear etc

plush mason
vagrant fox
#

Better safe than sorry around mutant freaks

crystal forum
dusk patrol
barren prawn
#

btw whats wrath and glory

dusk patrol
#

A more free form RPG system

crystal forum
#

eternal i made a goodfellas reference and you did not respond

arctic talon
dusk patrol
#

Built so you can easily play anything from basic dudes to high ranking sm’s or whatever

barren prawn
#

🤔 like a choose your own adventure book?

arctic talon
#

no

dusk patrol
#

No

storm jungle
#

do you know what an RPG is

dusk patrol
#

It’s a TTRPG

storm jungle
#

💀

barren prawn
#

so like dnd

dusk patrol
#

It’s like Baldurs Gate 3 but it’s not a video game and it’s not DnD and it’s 40k

storm jungle
#

^

plush mason
barren prawn
#

so like dnd

dusk patrol
#

Yeah

#

Maledictum uses it

arctic talon
#

The D100 system is the main one that Cubicle 7 is supporting rn

#

wrath and glory has slowed down heavily in releases

dusk patrol
#

It’s mostly just DnD is so popular

arctic talon
#

yeah

#

Also Delta Green

dusk patrol
#

So a lot of people ape it

arctic talon
#

is another newer TTRPG that uses d100

dusk patrol
#

Not that either is inherently better

arctic talon
#

tbh d100 works better for granularity

#

D20 is simpler and easier to digest

dusk patrol
#

It’s how you build around it

#

Yeah

storm jungle
#

Yeah that

arctic talon
#

D20 isn't like, not deep either

storm jungle
#

an RPG-verse is a tool, its kinda up to you the gay player on how to make it good

arctic talon
#

it can have plenty of depth

#

D100 just lets you have more variation

dusk patrol
arctic talon
vagrant fox
#

Idk, the 1d100 halo fan system sucks ass tho

storm jungle
#

LMAO

#

You got it

arctic talon
#

people are ass at writing rules for d100

#

genuinely lol

vagrant fox
#

Yea I'm just jorking

arctic talon
#

Like for every good d100 system

#

there's like

#

100 bad ones lol

#

Since you can fuck up much harder

plush mason
dusk patrol
#

I will say, there’s a homebrew FFG system which has rules for heresy, primaris, Custodes and such

vagrant fox
#

It's such a slog to play the Halo system, you control like 1-20 characters and there's hit results down to each finger it actually sucks because it's so slow

arctic talon
#

Oh god wiat

dusk patrol
#

And it’s surprisingly good

arctic talon
#

that many characters

#

with D100????

#

what the fuck LOL

vagrant fox
#

If you play the little uh

plush mason
#

Halo has a TTRPG?

vagrant fox
#

aliens

arctic talon
#

why

#

what

#

HUH

vagrant fox
#

It's fanmade

arctic talon
plush mason
#

ok

arctic talon
#

who cooked this lmao

dusk patrol
#

Ngl we ignore so much of hit results

vagrant fox
#

They're just called grunts, apparently. You can control a dozen or two dozen of them

dusk patrol
#

Especially for enemies

arctic talon
#

tbh for warhammers d100 systems

#

I combine arms + legs into their own single hitspot

#

for enemies

vagrant fox
arctic talon
#

rather then each individual leg

dusk patrol
#

It’s kinda meme filled but the rules are solid

#

Some tweaking maybe

#

But I was surprised at how well Custodes work

arctic talon
#

I'm glad Cubicle-7 is continuing maledictum support

#

also it has the first marine sheets ever in it

vagrant fox
#

Gold Experience Requiem it was called?

arctic talon
#

for Deathwatch marines

#

Anyways they can murder you in under a turn

#

its very funny

vagrant fox
#

This is the one I'm thinking about, found it in the depths of my folders. It's pretty good, some issues aside

vagrant fox
arctic talon
#

this is new art right?

arctic talon
#

since there's minimum damage values

#

in D100 systems having good armor means you can just eat attacks to the face and shrug it off

dusk patrol
#

The writing is pretty lame

#

Lots of memes and shit

#

But the rules are solid

#

Especially the primaris stuff

#

Very well thought out

arctic talon
#

@dusk patrol you can call the deathwatch to go murder people for you

#

in the new maledictum book

vagrant fox
#

I had issues with the custodes stuff, for the one game I tried it. I understand why gimp their toughness, but you know

dusk patrol
#

Is this like a high level thing?

arctic talon
#

if you have an ordo xenos inqusitor as your patron

#

and they have sufficent sway you can call the deathwatch for assistance in dire circumstances

dusk patrol
#

But it has to be something worthwhile basically

arctic talon
#

yeah

#

wait I wonder

#

does Malleus have call grey knights

#

oh my god it does

dusk patrol
#

Call redacted

arctic talon
#

its referred to as Unknown Sanction

dusk patrol
#

Something showed up and wiped out the enemy, you don’t recall what though

#

Is there assassins stuff?

plush mason
#

does hereticus get SMs or do they only have the SoB?

arctic talon
#

"when a daemonic threat is beyond any level of containment for the operatives and there is a severe breach in the warp you can ask your patron for immediete reinforcement. Extreme methods of secrecy will be implemented and surviving witnesses and operatives will be mindwiped and purged of corruption. misuse of this will result in the immediate execution of the operative"

dusk patrol
#

Is there rules for space marines?

arctic talon
#

yes

#

well as NPCs

#

but these could be adapted for incomplete player use

dusk patrol
#

Is this a new addition

arctic talon
#

Yeah this is new with the inqusition stuff

arctic talon
plush mason
#

oh so a squad of zealots

arctic talon
plush mason
#

yeah its fitting the ordo of witch hunters get the crazy nuns and other random fanatics to go kill shit lmao

arctic talon
#

Its not an actual sheet its just a guide to make a marine sheet

dusk patrol
#

Fun additions

arctic talon
#

marines have an average stat of 60 in all categories, they have up to 10 combat related skill bonuses, they have 18-20 wounds, they posses mastercrafted power armor, they can use any weapon from the Imperial or inqusitorial armory(if deathwatch).

#

tldr they fucking murder shit

dusk patrol
#

I’d really like to see them take on a Deathwatch system

#

The FFG book as fun as it was was so half baked rules wise

vagrant fox
#

General FFG problem

arctic talon
vagrant fox
#

I kind of miss playing a 40k TTRPG, I should go look for one

arctic talon
#

I've been using this for a general space marine sheet personally

#

I do hope that cubicle 7 doesn't stretch themselves out too thin

#

but I do love the stuff they're doing

tough haven
#

I forget is a cycle a day or a year?