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i really liked how US government websites were functional but i guess they need to be more flashy and have AI
1's == broke/j
Honestly.
I hope Elon and Trump fight and then kill each other
I didn't even notice
i hope elon musk is stabbed by every person he fucked over
elon's new government pages
I hate Elon but I voted for Trump 3 times so guess I can't bitch too much
its really funny
Same!!! Though realistically, Im thinking Trump is on Elon's debt list so he's going to be pulling back his punches for him
Yes, if only because it proves that you will follow whatever they say for money
And won't be held back by things like
Morals
Common sense
whats really gonna kill Tesla in a couple is BYD more than anything
Didnt that lose like 100 billion in value?
yeah
Lmao based af
Yeeep
Europe, Canada, and Mexico are also boycotting Tesla
Europe is just a black hole
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Cybertruck moment
over 50%
I dunno if the government is but the people DEFINITELY are
I mean like not many Tesla's were even sold in Canada iirc
I hate the cybertruck!!
The cybertruck is so fucking ugly
bullshit, you have like 7 billion indians and that's all they drive
im indifferent to its design
I've kicked the hornet's nest
Not a lot but Ive seen a few cybertrucks on this side of Canada
Lancer
Ok so I know one guy who has one. He has a ranch in Texas and is also legit a genius. National Academy of Sciences etc etc
I have never seen an Indian drive a Tesla so
Yeah talking about the ppl.
Although tbf, Tesla didn't even have many car models compared to the rest
And one of them is the Cybertruck
I have family that bought teslas like 4 years ago and were raving about them, now theyre embarrassed and trying to sell but the resale market on them is non-existant
Also Chinese EV's are buyable in India
He LOVES the cybertruck
they're also cheaper in india to buy compared to a Tesla
Most Indians who live near me are Sikhs, pretty cool people
Heās had pickups all his life
Ok just so you know Iām not lying Iām talking about David Hillis at UT Austin

I know a rich guy that has one and loves it too like I love my piece of shit nissan altima I've had since high school and refuse to replace it's still a piece of shit either way
freemarket capitalism
Oh yeah I've seen Cybertrucks sell for like 30k online.
Their initial base price was ~130k btw

Honestly, they could try and make the best of it and remove the manufacturer off the vehicle I dunno if most people would recognize a Tesla outside of the cybertruck at a glance
I'm a tesla hater
which has issues
Heās not that rich heās just really smart
a full options new BYD is like $17k USD MSRP
Feels like you're falling apart while driving them
(if you could get them in the US)
for better or for worse
Regular Teslas were fine. They had issues but it's a good enough brand for electric cars
never had much interest in electric based vehicles
Oh I didn't really read
I assume because the engineers managed to hold back Elon from inserting his ideas
people just hype it up too much
They are
Elon should be chained up and kissed by boys until his mind is broken
I've seen the porn his trans daughter makes
it's even harder in canada
Spacex is also pretty fucking amazing.
His daughter makes porn?
source
Multi colored money moment
I wish US cash was better
Lol
His m-->f daughter that he disowned for being trans has an onlyfans
Tf is this shit
Seriously have you heard the rumors about the company literally trying to deal with Elon like he's a 6 year old kid.
"Yes Elon, that's a great idea. Mommy will cherish it."
Leans over to the other guy
"Throw this shit away"
It tears so easily
I love our money holy shit
I legit cannot post it in here
help my cat is stealing my money
Ahhhhhh
After handling US cash I would never switch ours for anything
thats kind of how he famously took over tesla at the board is cause the CEO at the time recognized he was all talk and no game and told him to 'sit in the kiddie corner and let the adults do the work', was so spiteful about it he wanted total control
unironically canadian 100$ bills smell like maple syrup
She's seemingly pretty chill.
Also Elon isn't a good dad
But
That's obvious
Elon is a piece of shit racist transphobe lol
No?
13 kids now yeah
Yeah he has 13 kids
and theyre like all males, except for the trans one
BAD DAD isn't too much to ask on that list
Yeah and half of them are named like
XASKLASDJ
Man, im getting points for my bingo card in this chat right now
no man has produced more children while remaining a virgin
XXX I LOVE KISSING MEN XXX
One of them is named techno mechanica iirc
HELL YEAH
God...
Being Elon's kid sounds like shit
techno mechanicus actually
Grimms bears some responsibility for this why did she let him name them that
reminder that he has a trans daughter
It'd be awful, even the kid who's with him in all the recent news
What
Also keeps misgendering her
Btw
Also considers her dead
100% truth thats the kids name, I think its one of grimes
Obvious IK but still
he's not just misgendering he straight up refuses to accept her being trans
Holy shit
continues crossing off squares on bingo card
"woke mind virus"

did you see musk let his little kid climb down stairs by himself in public
Also he like almost bankrupted Paypal
Le wokeism
That one was cut rbf
He did tell the kid to follow him
But yeah he really should have helped his kid lol
Yeah out of context
Elon abandons his child 4k gif
If I ever become a mad scientist, Im making a woke mind virus and injecting it into his head so he can fuck multiple men at once on his spare time
Still shit but overall I can see somebody making a similar nistake
Omg rfk my beloved
bro he dropped his kid and forgot he existed
The strangest man on the planet
This man is the leader of the department of health
And that makes me want to die inside
and they used to say emperor nero was wild
I find it pretty funny that despite being the richest dude on the planet, he's just
Not really liked by anyone
i see more of blind hate
He's an asshole.
Also technically not the richest
Like yeah he has his fanboys, but they dont really REALLY know him
Lol
His mom likes him
Bill Gates is
His dad hates him
you sure?
His mom is a fucking shit person
hey hey hey just saying
"Please he's not rich... he's just a genius...."
his dad keeps telling everybody how much he bailed him out
Wasn't he also like a Nazi?
His dad seems like a pos to be fair but what do I know
Or at least very antisemitic
Extremely
apartheid profeteer
Yeah not much better
both the dad and mom were shit
Heās said some absurdly funny things about Elon
...
But thatās about it
Just like me fr š
they hate each other but theyre still both terrible people
I think white supremicist
Thatās the only funny thing about him
Elons grandparents were part of the Canadian Nazi party iirc according to his father
...if things somehow get worse than this I'm convinced that the rapture already happened.
It's just that nobody went to heaven
who shot tony stark with the ray that makes you dumb, fat and evil
But I don't think that's true
He's an asshole
But whatever
he's an engineer trust me those people can be stupid
To get rid of the Elon Musk
Anyway Grumms flash bang

Lmao
Back foul creature
anime, hentai, conservative values that mirror autism
...yeah I'm taking a nap
lets. I've already got bingo on my sheet
Imma rip his nonexistant nose off
Omg Le epic east is so much more advanced than the west - fat dude from Wisconsin
āCultural autismā is a good one Iāve heard lmao
gamers are an oppressed minority
Thereās anime other than hentai
what
you know i have never once called myself a gamer for these reasons
Show us the bingo card
Coward
But they're not!
HE SAID ORCS
THE FAKE FAN
Wasn't this about what rings of power did to orcs, and them having families
Idfk
God it was a while ago
I just find this meme funny
That show is mid af tho
Well besides that
my favorite grummz bit is when he part of firefalls promotion brought mega64 in for a multihour promotion stream, and mega64 proceeded to host a whitney houston memorial, and a goth rave, and would just insult grummz to his face while doing so
No genuinely why do people think itās like a perfect country lol
I never got it
no firefall the game grummz had made along time ago
famous for him getting fired for wasting several million on a stupid bus
conservative values
All for the company baby
so they go to philipines instead
Not even a new phenomenon as well it's crazy
200 years ago people were fantasizing about Japan
The orientā¢ļø
Well some people engage in it
Because they fetishize a certain race
dude im into asians but i can find a ton here
what they want is often extremely illegal
Because anime and how weird, wacky, and strangely wonderful Japan is
Despite it being another country with its own set of issues
if its a more darker take it's cause racial supremacists see it as a model nation of a 'racially pure' nation that is xenophobic
HIGH TRUST SOCIETY š¬āŗļø
I beat things tailor made to be finished by Children
conservative values
Also on another, less funny topic
This strange image is incredibly difficult to see without editing software to slow it down. It only lasts on-screen for 4 frames at 60fps, which is 1/15th of a second, or 0.06 seconds. Given that Hakita takes the content of this image seriously within lore, there is no doubt this means something incredibly important.
============================...
It shows an eye at the end of the death screen
And the file name is literally
"iseeyou.png"
I think that it's Hell
In Ultrakill, a lot of things in Hell don't have eyes.
In fact, Virtues are noted to usually have eyes, but those that guard Hell don't have them for whatever reason.
My personal theory is that due to the fact that eyes are commonly known as windows to the soul. Everything in Hell is damned some way or another. Therefore, they don't need a "window". They are forever damned.
The only ones that have eyes are
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King Minos. Who was known in Ultrakill for being virtuous and even made a city in Lust. His gigantic body's eyes acting as the light of doom to many. Soul form is notably faceless.
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Sisyphus, who rebelled against Hell. His dead body had his eyes forcefully torn out. However, his soul form actually has the outline of eyes.
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The Machines, who are made by man. And are also still "alive".
-
Hell itself. Peering in from gluttony and here when V1 dies.
The skull death screen isn't just a regular death screen. It's hell itself mocking you. Laughing at V1 as they die.
Funny, I thought thatās what that cyborg had in the steam game, Picayune
Can I just say that you nerds are great at discussing touchy subjects without everythingās becoming a complete disaster and thatās a hell of a thing
it's specialty
Tbf I think most of us in here are on similar pages when it comes to those issues
Some people who had somewhat extreme opinions got banned anyway
yep
Was there someone in here that was somewhat cordial but had extreme opinions that they had to be banned? I think I recall maybe one person
also we're 40k fans
we probably deal with neonazi's casually tbh
"yup another one"
sip
I dunno, most I deal with are on here (formerly steam discussion forums)

I was a warrior on those forums
I used to main the Steam discussions
Same
Ds3 to be preicse
Steam Forums are a cesspool
I don't think you can talk in the avowed or BG3 steam forums with how much "anti-woke" shit there is
Wanna actually talk about the fucking game?
Some thread with somebody being extremely transphobic will overtake it

Yeah its pretty nasty
And most of those forums are unmoderated unless something really REALLY bad goes down
Or the post was necrotized
also steam forum mods aren't good either
like
reddit tier
Yeaah
unless if they're like an indie game
indie games care more about their forums
or are generally more chill/less racist
like the undertale steam forums were surprisingly inclusive
but tbf I'm pretty sure undertale and deltarune will give an anti-woke person a seizure
Id be surprised if anti-woke folks got into places like Undertale to try and dissuade people from liking the game
some Hunhow level shit
not sure how that would give me a seizure, i thought the game was decent
One last cool detail about this
V1 pings their limbic system. The limbic system is responsible for emotion, long-term memory, and behavioral regulation for the human brain.
It's theorized that your "life flashing before your eyes" when you're dying is actually your brain desperately trying to find a solution to save you.
Essentially, I think V1 is kinda doing the same. Trying to desperately find a solution to save themselves from death.
Racking their memory to think of anything.
Anyways here's...
Average of sigmar Ogor meal
also as a Thing Main Fuck you
getting flashed by Thing cheaks was very much not on my list of things i expected to see today
It's Average Laati brainless activity
you get used to it
please tell me that isnt an actual skin in game at least
of course it's not you Chimeric Furry
what did you think this is Official?
you never know with games these days lol
nah that's a mod, this is his official game look
here's the thing
yes that is indeed the Thing
yes The Thing
i like it, it pays homage to the original comic look while using the more modern movie aspects well
yeah and he plays great
Benjamin J. Grimm is undeniably the unwavering heart of any team. Always at the forefront of any fight, he's ready to take the lead with his unbreakable form.
Ben Grimm originally signed up to be a pilot for his pal Reed, but he never imagined that he'd return from the mission as an indescribable monster: The Thing. Even though beaming cosmic...
game play is actually straight up peak Thing
I wonder if that actually works like that
For as long as that thing lasts
Vintage Peak spotted
finally playing rogue trader
question, will telling abelard to stfu during the workers strike fuck me over
he was yapping about how theodora ran things and I had to give him the lore accurate response
it should be easy to converse and convince everyone to be happy
oh that
i just went with
I understand where you're coming from but you need to know that I am your new captain now
the only way that event can fuck you over is if you just let the rioters have their way
I did that and then gunned them all down
of course you did
note, Truly is a Miquella supporter
i convinced them to work with the enforces to find all the chaos taint on the sub deck
I told him basically theodora's ship was a mess, and I didn't need his advice
so he could stfu
he will cry himself to sleep every night
will it like ruin his whole quest line or something?
nope
no you just need to be a bit less like Miquella if you want everyone in your ship to not hate you
the only way that event can have a long term effect is if you let them get the weapons they want to police the deck
He said something along the lines of "my presence in your retinue will be short" or something
yeah but you can make that up to him real easy
is this how early in the game because I can't recall this event
They need to realize exactly who they're dealing with first
I'm not that far into it either
Very early act one
yes yes you're gonna go with the heretic path shut up feet licker
huh, must've forgotten
yeah it's very early in act one
you can also completely skip it if you tell him and the LT to stfu and deal with the problem themselves
I typically to see what's going on personally (I'm new to the game, and these people seem incompetent), but things spiraled and after negotiating a reasonable settlement I came to the realization that it would be better to just wipe the whole lot.
I'm vibing with the bottom path so far
what's it called
imo convincing them to stand down and work with the enforcers is the best option and outcome
you picked the good and help people path
the heretic path sadly has the least work put into it
and you decided to gun down the deck
look
I'm doing iconoheretic and I'd just wish the Heretic path weren't so mustache twirling evil shit
iconoheretic
but I've enjoyed doing it still
i'm not gonna listen go just go play
sounds based
it's getting baller I just found cassia
I basically do all the heretic stuff I feel doesn't just scream "I'm fucking evil and I boil newborns" but I also act like a goody two shoes if a situation requires it
||i also gave a the orphans of the crewmembers that died in the prolog to what turned out to be a GSC so maybe my judge of the situation isnt too be trusted too much|| little dlc spoiler so dont click if you dont want to see it
and I will increase the heretical actions gradually instead of jumping straight in
i swear to god
I basically advance my own personal interests along with doing whatever sounds coolest at the time
the demon shard thing? Kept it because it sounds cool as fuck
yeah i'm not expecting much from you
I'm sorry but I'm pretty sure that you would burn an entire sector just for you to get a cool weapon
weird voices keep talking to me at odd intervals? I'm a psyker, join the queue
cassia was acting weird in the library so I told her to shut up, I think she's gonna start making my crewmen kill themselves or something
she made vigdis start tweaking for some reason
it is a RPG game, any response you choose is lore accurate.
But in all honesty, the only real immersion breaking thing is probably ||the leeway the Inquisition Acolyte gives you to make heretical choices||
Also, committing to a heretical playthrough ||will lock you out of dogmatic companion content in chapter 4, since they all just ditch you for being too Chaos aligned||
I'm aware, it also opens new options
You can do Iconoclast/Dogmatic without massive consequences to gameplay per se
yeah heretic is fucking horribly built upon
I'd be more surprised if it didn't block stuff
it's a massive commitment basically
a lot of your companions will leave you because of you know
Heretic is severely undercooked yeah
heretic
Hopefully the far future DLC fixes heretical content lol
Fingers crossed we get a DLC/rework for it
yeah GW was really slow on green lighting it iirc
Not necessarily what I've heard, it different but not undercooked what I've understood. I do wish it were more subtle as I said
I do, at minimum, agree that with a SoB and an Acolyte breathing down your neck, there should be more subtle options.
Not like
Unplayable levels
And the perks you get are pretty crazy
But it is severely lacking
It's the lack of narrative impact PCs for heretic path
the main problem is you cant corrupt anyone to chaos
Wait how many acts are in this game?
5 chapters I think. Or 4
which
Depends on how you count endgame
oh
there is 5 just the 5th is very short
Yea there is an endgame segment that ||the game openly warns you about locking you out of space travel beyond the last area||
how
You could (theoretically) keep the game running at end of 4 if you just want to emulate running Beeg RT empire.
Act 1 is slow also because you don't have lots of combat options yet
Once your PCs gain a few levels combat is more like a chore between plots lol
the daemon in the sewers
(Some fights as exceptions)
that is literally just there to troll you
I dunno I got that pretty easy on Hard
I'm playing a pyro psyker and once I learned the whole "immolate yourself for damage" trick things have been pretty baller
the what ā ļø
only fight I had really trouble with were the fire cultists in that one small area in footfall
First playthrough took me around 100 hours
oh yeah did you scroll all the way down?
every time you have been given a choice to pick something like a perk
rushed it...
I have made several terrible mistakes
I think I overall enjoyed Wrath of the Righteous more? But the gameplay in RT is preferable
oh no you only picked the top ones didnt you
yeah you can make your psychic power more potent if you scroll all the way down
Act 1 has some spots that are borderline exploration secret areas. The sewer Demon is one of them.
A Tzeentchian teleporting boss that mind controls hive chaff to fight you
like increase psy rating
talk to your factorum
Janis Darrock IIRC
yeah talk to the high factorum fella
you can respect your character there
yeah it's important to read every perk in this game
My biggest disappointment with heretic was ||not being able to sleep with the Slaaneshi governor||
Not sure if it still costs PF
just be aware every respect after the first will cost you profit factor
||She was a rival and I had her killed, and I wanted to see what she was hiding||
I find it funny how if you fully commite to Iconoclast RP ||you can, in fact, debate her to the point where her handmaiden just murders her for doubting Slaanesh instead.||
I did that as a heretic 
It was pretty disappointing that even if you ||agree to keep quiet they become basically irrelevant save for a single decision||
Like ||it would've been neat if you could have her along as more influential/your main vector for chaos or something||
I dunno, ||she felt like she herself wasn't very well informed what she was doing or what it meant||
I mean yeah ||the handmaiden is the actual cult lead, but I'm not exactly picky I just want an actual heretic char that isn't you know who lol||
Chat rn

spoilers you fight chaos
do not spoil the end fight Dils
: )
But what if I wanted to [REDACTED] chaos
Same
I would [REDACTED] chaos so hard even Slaanesh would blush
Of course i mean causing pain, i want cultists to suffer
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We CIA Inquisition now
sorry for the replay tavi
i am too lazy to remove it
anyway new tau book
the details about it seemed interesting
yeah it's the fourth one it seems
though I've no real prior knowledge of Farsight series so can't say if it's good good
Phil must really like Farsight if he's 4 books in this character
Dilara, Autocad is noticing unlicensed uses even after having blocked it on the firewallš

Unrelated
Grimdark art for a certain classic game.
(Note: top 2 panels are what the kid sees, bottom 2 are what is actually happening)
Credits to a certain Paul Yu according to FB (net handle unknown).
I dont get it
Looks like a blender at the bottom
It's a command and conquer thing.
The girl thinks a medic has found her and is taking her to a refugee camp. (Top 2 panels)
In reality she has been mind controlled to think that, and is marching into a building called a Grinder (bottom 2 paneld)
The building just breaks anything entering it into raw materials.
Yea thatās what I thought
LMAO
Now show me a version with a happy ending
Yuri's faction in Command and Conquer is like a...saner...version of Tzeentch lol
And far less convoluted ofc
Sadly that is all the artist did. But happy ending version is probably the Allies/Soviets managing to blow up the mind control towers to the left and right of the Grinder building.
Related, but yes
Since the meme is from Red Alert 3
But the art scenario is from Red Alert 2
Yes the two games have VERY different tones
What changed? Acquisition by EA, ofc.
The franchise is in great hands, we get shit like CnC Rivals for mobile
The only things EA managed to not mess up are...
(1) Tiberium Wars (and Kane's Wrath)
(2) The remasters of Tib Dawn/Red Alert 1 (but probably only because they saw the opportunity to shit in Blizzard's face when they messed up the Warcraft remastering)
Generals was a bop, but that was in the mid 2000s
Back then companies still cared a bit. Different corporate culture.
And Generals is oddly dramatized prophetic at some points
Like how GLA pretty much is what ISIS is
My 2 ideas, one is blender the other is that one 'cursed' basically dissection machine. Only thing is the dissection is done whilst awake I forget the name of the vid. Was a huge thing people hated.
Ravenguard?
Yeha but this is a very different paint scheme then usual
Also what armor is this??
Honestly. I want to say 4 or 5?
it feels really really chunky
some sort of custom mark 6
does the model have helmet options
that could help
does seem like it
if it helps he was one of the first raven guard
Thought to have been killed during the Drop Site Massacre, Nex eventually made himself known through a trail of slaughter left across many of the great conflicts of the Heresy. Clad in midnight black, the Moritat-Prime wields two Fulcrum hand cannons with unerring accuracy, lending his macabre skills to numerous Loyalist hosts across the years with no explanation of his mysterious agenda.
his art has him in comepltely different armor too
its pretty funny
those chest straps are mark 6
and the studded pauldron is usually mark 6 too
mark 5 would be studded everything
he kinda reminds me of cypher
what do the uh, HH units with the twin pistols wear again?
It's very very customised mk6 I think
He bought shit from the Premium store
Morigyatt
now that's a weird armour
It's mk4 with some extra bits and bobs
almost like a mark 3 chestplate strapped on top
is that extra armor on top of the suit?
yes
my guess is maybe its a mark 6 version of this armor
hard to tell
it's normal mk4
it's resin so it sucks by default
i eman mark 6 with the same type of bits and bobs, the extra armor the camera the tubes
ohhhhhhhh
oh i thought mark 4 needed the grill
a brazilian???
at least
Gotta scrounge up all that shit from all the old artworks somehow

glad they do
well yeah people buy em in droves
though I'd wager most of the MK variations aren't even from any artwork but just for the models originally
Nah they are
its all a mix of Heresy card artwork/book covers
endless options for slop to pick from

i love the helmets that look straight up mark 7 but are handwaved as weird variants
Same
like there were there as far as the first HH book covers
before they started appearing in black books
side note whats the eye in the sons of horus supposed to mean
yeah there are an endless supply of artworks but not every single model variation is directly from an old piece of artwork
most probably are
Originally known as the Eye of Terra, the eye represented the Emperor's eternal vigilance.[2] Following the Ullanor Crusade and the elevation of Horus to Warmaster, the Emperor allowed both Horus and the Sons of Horus to take the symbol for themselves.[1]
Ten thousand years later, the Black Legion continues to use the Eye of Horus in its own symbol.[3]
very subtle
idk if it's related but Egyptian horus is depicted as having his right eye being the sun
oh lmao
also the plastic devil has been whispering in my eart to start a horus heresy legions army
but i havent picked a legion
just go emperor's children
i
dont actually like them very much anymore
aw
well iron hands, birds and salamanders are all very similar choices lore wise
i was thinking RG but i dont think id like pianting them
RG?
raven guard
well do remember that blackshield rules allow you to do anything
you could paint whatever sheme you want and make up the lore
the choice of legions is pretty limited in HH
imperialis?
knights are pretty cool yeah
honestly though idk if you'll find many people to play with
theres a small group at my lgs
i've never tried it so i can't speak on how fun it is
hoenslty i just liek the tiny guys
and out local insane tier painters paint jobs
its so fucking cute
it's ridiculously hard to paint imo
and some people go all out on details it's crazy
counter argument, dry brush
I think they're easier than the normal marines
yeah if you care less about the details
also the models are so expensive for the amount of plastic you get
i think my choices are alpha legion, 1k sons, white scars (probbaly wont do this bc i have terrible luck with white paint), or space wolves
the amount of plastic has never been a factor
in aos you can play with bases
the poitns per dollar is more important then acutal plasti clol
for me it's important since i value my painting time more
you get more models for your money if you just count the bases actually
id want to do an army id never do on big game
they are
still no imperator 
any day now
jerk any suggestions for what legion i should do?
first do you want to do traitor or loyalist
uhhh thats really hard
flip a coin
blackshields!
im just worried hwo hard htey would be to paint so small
my iron hands are blackshields
worried about messing up the whites with the red
well, you'll probably mess something with any legion anyways
then you'd just redo it
simple as
Maybe you could do HH Legions with 2nd founding chapters?
I can't imagine much changing so much between the 2nd founding from the HH until 2k has passed.
word bearers fors ure
I heard rumors that hours heresy might move to second foundings
If so Iād probably do libators
But that would be big game
Very true, I havenāt been painting as every time I paint my OCD start from scratch
GUH i love this
meant mainly that everyone does mistakes and it just needs fixing
big armies in small scale with little effort do be tasty
very true
Yeah, honestly, they could cover the scourging and leave it like that.
I think there would have been too much changed post-scourging to the War of the Beast
They can always retcon it.
It kinda depends on what part of it they wanna milk money from
PLEASE RET CON WAR OF THE BEAST
Not happening.
Its an integral part of the lore, its still mentioned in some books

War of the Beast must be destroyed
that's a billion can of worms
its here FOREVER
someone menetioned war of the beast on reddit, millions must read a good book
Don't mind the worms they're fine, just destroy the war of the beast
Also ork diplomats
i hope that HH could get thier own xenos
which is PEAK
never happening
Yea the custodes thing can stay because it's funny
because it's peak
Just get rid of the shitty stories
OK surrender and we will treat you like better premium slaves
said the ork diplomat
Watch and wait as Ghaz allows Ork Diplomats in his next ork book.
what the hell is jinx
Ork kultur will never recover from the diplomats
to be honest they don't really do that anymore because it's gonna take awhile
before you can make another
beast
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no more beasts no krorks, ork is the final destination
oh so its ward
Just you wait. GW will find some way of bringing back the Digganobz.
They can bring back digganobz, it's fine
wait why does white scars get +1 ward saves
Inherent mongol trait or something
what up my Digga
seriously GW was on something back then
catch me wearing greenface
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huh
I just realised that's twice GW has done that.
We got humans going greenface for the orks, with other humans doing blue face for the T'au.
bring my boys back
White Scars were ballin before they were White Scars and Jagathai mongolified them
that is a verb i never though tid hear
it's a sigsen special
He's very good at like cobling together words and making a horrific Frankenstein of a sentence
BTW, is it true that Ork Kommandos recruits humans as infiltrators now?
You can't put much effort into the fourth language you've learnt, it's a chore
no
they turn them into slaves for tactical intel
Waiter, more human elements in 30k please
watch HH get 1 xenos model and its for alpha elgion
My life-long dream is to have some cool ass xenos come out of the ghoul stars with a steel folding chair and deck someone and become a faction
It can happen in 30k yet
40k needs twice as many xeno factiosn as it already does tbh
chaos xeno faction please
somehow, the laer have returned

Chaos votann join the battle.
Get more chaos gods on the scene.

Don't we all wish problems would just DDDDIIIIEEEEEEEEEE...
are you thinking about joining the auxilia side? 
I'm just glad he's not a horrible bigot or something 
I think the only "old" warhams creator that's really really shit is like, Arch
The starter box includes them
Iām trying to remember what knight and titan houses are white scars aligned
i'll be honest, solar auxilia becoming diet space marine chapters is not something i enjoyed
Oh?
Oh thanks
probably on the wiki too
i liked them when they were their own thing
They do both tbh
Hes a super nice person yeah
also pretty much a memelord in any aspect too
Whatās the website btw?
Oh damn
its why im glad people like Oculus make that clear in their social media profiles as well lol
Him, Ian and Remleiz (even though he doesnt do as many videos) are among my fav content creators for 40k
the bigots usually make that pretty obvious as well 
To be fair
it doesnt require much beyond like
Have a primarch, space marine or custodian pfp
Its sad how this isnt even a joke lol
bonus points if it's AI generated
weird basilisk post
bit bummed House Megron doenst have any picutres
unless every wiki forgot to post them
yeah they might be one of those that have not had any pictures made
there's a description though
The colours of House Megron are silver and white.
i wonder which of the titan houses they like best
since the solar auxilia basilisk is straight up a leman russ i wonder why there aren't rules for sponsons
you could very easily put regular leman russ sponsons on it since the tracks are exactly the same (not lazy GW)
more room for ammo inside the tank
actually wait the plastic one is slightly different
looks better in plastic but the model is more recent so that's to be expected
here is a good example of forge world painters vs 40k painters also
the resin one looks so much more... over exposed?
i cant even describe it
there's also like 10 year difference
it's less sharp
it could be the camera too lol
yes
Ian is so good
certainly, but you know the paint style was more military modeller-esque for the old Forge World, which was nice
Rare warhammer youtuber I dont hate is a big achievement
Seriously. And he delves into homebrew stuff real well
Showing off areas where you can be creative
What makes Ian great imo is him actually taking warhammer not seriously.
Mhm
He stops to explain what effects lore material sometimes from IRL shit at GW or what was the origin of what in the material hes reading etc
its why his primaris video is one of my favs
"at the end of the day its people taking toy soldiers too seriously"
and even im guilty of that so ill take it lol

Yeah that video of his is great
i did like how halfway into it he also stops and covers the general "nerd culture" around this stuff as well as the factionalism elements
never seen anyone do that with warhammer much
That part is so good yeah, its nice to find a mature take on it
if you all like arbites so much why dont you marry him
he's a vegan, not possible
He already has a girlfriend

throuple
Oh yeah right on cue
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14m ago, time to watch this over my dinner
this is why im poly
I'm already three minutes into the video š
I might watch his imperial fist vid tbh
I need more knowledge for my plague marines
a monogamous relationship? in this economy?!?
All his videos are worth it, its just kinda what you wanna watch really.
i watch occulus for HH lore
And gives ideas, certainly helped with my iron warriors
oh white scars are pretty good friends with the warp runners
who's the warp runners
Yeah whose the warp runners
They are the only titan legion with teleportation
Gamers, do we know of any (not night lords) space marines that lean into a secret police aspect, NKVD, stasi, whatever have you
Minotaurs
Alpha Legion is more that during HH era
minotaurs?
they also have the hotwheels colorsceheme
Teleportation Titans, neat
I could only think of Minotaurs, myself. I don't know shit about the Alpha Legion
the Legio Astorum sets its own tempo upon the battlefield. Through careful locomotor modification combined with extensive training amongst its Princeps, the Titans of Legio Astorum are pushed beyond all advised limits, the innate stubbornness of its Princeps seeing the protesting Machine Spirit as another challenge to overcome, albeit a challenge to be treated with all due reverence. It is upon the cusp of self-destruction that Legio Astorum thrives, its Titans granted a swiftness that few other Legios can match. In this manner has Legio Astorum earned itself a fearsome, and often mythological, status amongst both the ranks of the Great Crusade and the worlds the Titan Legion has aided in conquest.[14a]
Minotaur as mentioned (Entire Chapter only answers to High Lords of Terra)
Red Hunters (Chapter deliberately raised to assist Inquisition as a "generic" chamber)
they LOVE going fast in thier giant ass mechs
minotaurs? they are pretty secretive. there's also grey knights if you count that
and uh those maleus marines
Grey knights are the big one, dark angels used to be kinda
If you include Radical Inquisitors, the Exorcists (Marines who have "resist demonic posession" as a part of their inherent recruitment ritual)
a "secret police" chapter would be one of the handful of chapters that do inquisitor work
I forgot the Red Hunters are a thing lmbo, maybe so.
minotaurs do the same but for high lords of terra (gay)
I think Minotaurs and Red Hunters are as close to the concept I want, but good enough
Glad we helped!
Tiny ass
do you guys think 40k scale marines could kill you if they came alive
with their lil bolters
is it the lead ones or plastic ones
Considering toy story rules has none of their weapons work, no
and well
being plastic
lol
primaris scale and when they come alive they become flesh and ceramite, firing tiny real bolts
jesus that sounds annoying
that depends
a power sword could cut your finger i feel
can space marines survive being stepped on
it would essentially be like dealing with ants, the moment you scoop them up and put them in a bin they are kinda fucked
no they would die
if in terminator armor barely
not with my weight
LOL
the lead ones could kill someone without being alive tbh
I did it gamers, I did all 8 classes in coop on the easiest difficulty
for a shitty helmet
ok but what if they have support weapons like plasma and meltas
bump a shelf with one too many times then have an inch long lead sword in your noggin
I did 6 runs in Inferno
speedrunning and ignoring every encounter lol
i didnt wanna say but this is the worst helmet ive ever scene
and im once more reminded why i dropped this game for its 10 hour loading times
i did 6 runs on the one with the daemonhost
HY IS IT SO LONG
that ones my favorite
Just get a m.2 ssd and it loads in seconds ok
fuck I FORGOT
thats actually the "shortest" one
why is teh helmet so small
oh i didnt even know it was the shortest
i just like how theres both tyranids and chaos
bro you dont even have DDR5 why even live
we need more operations with both
GW gon be rolling in cash
Lmaoooo
From lawsuits


