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arctic talon
crystal forum
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i really liked how US government websites were functional but i guess they need to be more flashy and have AI

arctic talon
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1's == broke/j

opaque coyote
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Honestly.

I hope Elon and Trump fight and then kill each other

viral halo
scenic bolt
crystal forum
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i hope elon musk is stabbed by every person he fucked over

scenic bolt
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elon's new government pages

arctic talon
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I'm good at catching peoples money stacks being 1's

viral halo
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I hate Elon but I voted for Trump 3 times so guess I can't bitch too much

arctic talon
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its really funny

outer wave
arctic talon
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so

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Tesla stock

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amiright chat

opaque coyote
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Yes, if only because it proves that you will follow whatever they say for money

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And won't be held back by things like

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Morals

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Common sense

scenic bolt
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whats really gonna kill Tesla in a couple is BYD more than anything

outer wave
arctic talon
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yeah

arctic talon
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I think Tesla was just

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super overinflated in the first place lol

outer wave
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Yeeep

arctic talon
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beyond Elon

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being a dumbass

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this was inevitable

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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tbf

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Tesla purchases were already down like

winter vessel
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Europe is just a black hole

sly ivy
opaque coyote
arctic talon
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over 50%

outer wave
arctic talon
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in europe

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LOL

languid meadow
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I mean like not many Tesla's were even sold in Canada iirc

viral halo
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I hate the cybertruck!!

arctic talon
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The cybertruck is so fucking ugly

viral halo
winter vessel
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im indifferent to its design

viral halo
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I've kicked the hornet's nest

outer wave
arctic talon
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Lancer

sly ivy
languid meadow
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I have never seen an Indian drive a Tesla so

opaque coyote
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And one of them is the Cybertruck

scenic bolt
arctic talon
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Also Chinese EV's are buyable in India

sly ivy
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He LOVES the cybertruck

arctic talon
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they're also cheaper in india to buy compared to a Tesla

languid meadow
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Most Indians who live near me are Sikhs, pretty cool people

sly ivy
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He’s had pickups all his life

arctic talon
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Chinese EV's aren't in the US because

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they're banned

sly ivy
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Ok just so you know I’m not lying I’m talking about David Hillis at UT Austin

arctic talon
viral halo
arctic talon
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freemarket capitalism

opaque coyote
outer wave
arctic talon
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tbh

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its not even like Tesla's are bad cars

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lol

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aside from the cybertruck

viral halo
arctic talon
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which has issues

sly ivy
scenic bolt
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a full options new BYD is like $17k USD MSRP

viral halo
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Feels like you're falling apart while driving them

arctic talon
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being smart does not mean you get rich

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lol

scenic bolt
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(if you could get them in the US)

arctic talon
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for better or for worse

opaque coyote
winter vessel
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never had much interest in electric based vehicles

viral halo
arctic talon
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I think EVs are cool

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tbh

opaque coyote
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I assume because the engineers managed to hold back Elon from inserting his ideas

winter vessel
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people just hype it up too much

sly ivy
viral halo
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Elon should be chained up and kissed by boys until his mind is broken

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I've seen the porn his trans daughter makes

crystal forum
sly ivy
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Spacex is also pretty fucking amazing.

outer wave
winter vessel
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source

arctic talon
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I wish US cash was better

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Lol

viral halo
sly ivy
opaque coyote
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Seriously have you heard the rumors about the company literally trying to deal with Elon like he's a 6 year old kid.

"Yes Elon, that's a great idea. Mommy will cherish it."

Leans over to the other guy

"Throw this shit away"

arctic talon
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It tears so easily

languid meadow
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I love our money holy shit

viral halo
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I legit cannot post it in here

crystal forum
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help my cat is stealing my money

arctic talon
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Hand it over

sly ivy
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Cat

languid meadow
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After handling US cash I would never switch ours for anything

scenic bolt
crystal forum
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unironically canadian 100$ bills smell like maple syrup

opaque coyote
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But

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That's obvious

arctic talon
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Elon has like

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13 kids

viral halo
arctic talon
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No?

outer wave
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13 kids now yeah

languid meadow
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Yeah he has 13 kids

scenic bolt
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and theyre like all males, except for the trans one

viral halo
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BAD DAD isn't too much to ask on that list

opaque coyote
outer wave
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XASKLASDJ

opaque coyote
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X Ɔ fjeia -12

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Or some shit

winter vessel
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Man, im getting points for my bingo card in this chat right now

scenic bolt
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no man has produced more children while remaining a virgin

outer wave
languid meadow
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One of them is named techno mechanica iirc

crystal forum
opaque coyote
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Being Elon's kid sounds like shit

scenic bolt
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techno mechanicus actually

languid meadow
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Grimms bears some responsibility for this why did she let him name them that

crystal forum
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reminder that he has a trans daughter

outer wave
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It'd be awful, even the kid who's with him in all the recent news

arctic talon
opaque coyote
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Btw

arctic talon
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I mean he’s transphobic

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Lol

outer wave
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Also considers her dead

scenic bolt
opaque coyote
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Obvious IK but still

crystal forum
arctic talon
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Holy shit

winter vessel
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continues crossing off squares on bingo card

crystal forum
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did you see musk let his little kid climb down stairs by himself in public

scenic bolt
opaque coyote
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Also he like almost bankrupted Paypal

languid meadow
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Le wokeism

arctic talon
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He did tell the kid to follow him

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But yeah he really should have helped his kid lol

sly ivy
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Smdh y’all clearly skipped your mRNA mind virus boosters

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I’m masking up

opaque coyote
languid meadow
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Elon abandons his child 4k gif

outer wave
# opaque coyote "woke mind virus"

If I ever become a mad scientist, Im making a woke mind virus and injecting it into his head so he can fuck multiple men at once on his spare time

opaque coyote
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Still shit but overall I can see somebody making a similar nistake

sly ivy
crystal forum
sly ivy
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The strangest man on the planet

opaque coyote
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And that makes me want to die inside

crystal forum
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and they used to say emperor nero was wild

outer wave
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I find it pretty funny that despite being the richest dude on the planet, he's just

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Not really liked by anyone

arctic talon
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I mean

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Yeah

winter vessel
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i see more of blind hate

opaque coyote
outer wave
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Like yeah he has his fanboys, but they dont really REALLY know him

arctic talon
sly ivy
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His mom likes him

opaque coyote
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Bill Gates is

arctic talon
crystal forum
opaque coyote
arctic talon
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I’d say what his dad said about Elon

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But uh

sly ivy
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hey hey hey just saying

outer wave
crystal forum
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his dad keeps telling everybody how much he bailed him out

opaque coyote
sly ivy
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His dad seems like a pos to be fair but what do I know

arctic talon
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Racist

opaque coyote
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Or at least very antisemitic

arctic talon
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Extremely

crystal forum
opaque coyote
scenic bolt
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both the dad and mom were shit

arctic talon
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He’s said some absurdly funny things about Elon

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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But that’s about it

sly ivy
scenic bolt
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they hate each other but theyre still both terrible people

outer wave
arctic talon
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That’s the only funny thing about him

languid meadow
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Elons grandparents were part of the Canadian Nazi party iirc according to his father

opaque coyote
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...if things somehow get worse than this I'm convinced that the rapture already happened.

It's just that nobody went to heaven

crystal forum
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who shot tony stark with the ray that makes you dumb, fat and evil

arctic talon
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No one

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Because Elon isn’t as smart

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Elon is like

languid meadow
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But I don't think that's true

arctic talon
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Not dumb

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I wouldn’t call him stupid like

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Education wise

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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But whatever

opaque coyote
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There

arctic talon
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I don’t want to talk

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About like

crystal forum
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he's an engineer trust me those people can be stupid

opaque coyote
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Yeah true

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Here is a funny picture

opaque coyote
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To get rid of the Elon Musk

arctic talon
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Let’s talk about Japan

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And why people suck it off

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For some reason

languid meadow
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Anyway Grumms flash bang

arctic talon
sly ivy
arctic talon
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Back foul creature

opaque coyote
crystal forum
opaque coyote
winter vessel
outer wave
languid meadow
sly ivy
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ā€œCultural autismā€ is a good one I’ve heard lmao

crystal forum
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gamers are an oppressed minority

sly ivy
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what

crystal forum
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you know i have never once called myself a gamer for these reasons

arctic talon
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Coward

outer wave
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Everyone loves the 40k orks!

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HES A FAKE ASS FAN

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WITH FAKE ASS SHOES

languid meadow
arctic talon
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Idfk

languid meadow
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God it was a while ago

arctic talon
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I just find this meme funny

languid meadow
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Well besides that

scenic bolt
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my favorite grummz bit is when he part of firefalls promotion brought mega64 in for a multihour promotion stream, and mega64 proceeded to host a whitney houston memorial, and a goth rave, and would just insult grummz to his face while doing so

languid meadow
crystal forum
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fireball is a crazy sponsor

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like the cinnamon whiskey??

arctic talon
# sly ivy Lmao

No genuinely why do people think it’s like a perfect country lol

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I never got it

scenic bolt
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no firefall the game grummz had made along time ago

arctic talon
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It’s like

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An East Asian country

scenic bolt
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famous for him getting fired for wasting several million on a stupid bus

crystal forum
arctic talon
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So they like the glorious 12 hour office work day

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Got it

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What else

crystal forum
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and touching women unprovoked

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these are gamers

arctic talon
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šŸ’€

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That only works if you’re not a foreigner

languid meadow
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All for the company baby

arctic talon
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And even then

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Someone will probably tell the police

crystal forum
languid meadow
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Not even a new phenomenon as well it's crazy

arctic talon
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šŸ’€

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Sex tourism is

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So weird

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And gross

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To me

languid meadow
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200 years ago people were fantasizing about Japan

arctic talon
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The orientā„¢ļø

crystal forum
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it's weird and gross objectively wolf

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it's not an opinion thing

arctic talon
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Well some people engage in it

crystal forum
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they do it to prey on poor people

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why else do they go to these countries

arctic talon
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Because they fetishize a certain race

crystal forum
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dude im into asians but i can find a ton here

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what they want is often extremely illegal

arctic talon
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Well obviously

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I find it funny that in lore these terrible paint jobs held up

outer wave
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Despite it being another country with its own set of issues

arctic talon
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So they’re just delusional

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Got it

scenic bolt
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if its a more darker take it's cause racial supremacists see it as a model nation of a 'racially pure' nation that is xenophobic

sly ivy
green loom
crystal forum
opaque coyote
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Also on another, less funny topic

opaque coyote
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And the file name is literally

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"iseeyou.png"

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I think that it's Hell

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In Ultrakill, a lot of things in Hell don't have eyes.

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In fact, Virtues are noted to usually have eyes, but those that guard Hell don't have them for whatever reason.

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My personal theory is that due to the fact that eyes are commonly known as windows to the soul. Everything in Hell is damned some way or another. Therefore, they don't need a "window". They are forever damned.

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The only ones that have eyes are

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  • King Minos. Who was known in Ultrakill for being virtuous and even made a city in Lust. His gigantic body's eyes acting as the light of doom to many. Soul form is notably faceless.

  • Sisyphus, who rebelled against Hell. His dead body had his eyes forcefully torn out. However, his soul form actually has the outline of eyes.

  • The Machines, who are made by man. And are also still "alive".

  • Hell itself. Peering in from gluttony and here when V1 dies.

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The skull death screen isn't just a regular death screen. It's hell itself mocking you. Laughing at V1 as they die.

winter vessel
sly ivy
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Can I just say that you nerds are great at discussing touchy subjects without everything’s becoming a complete disaster and that’s a hell of a thing

outer wave
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Tbf I think most of us in here are on similar pages when it comes to those issues

celest dome
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Some people who had somewhat extreme opinions got banned anyway

queen laurel
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yep

outer wave
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Was there someone in here that was somewhat cordial but had extreme opinions that they had to be banned? I think I recall maybe one person

opaque coyote
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we probably deal with neonazi's casually tbh

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"yup another one"

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sip

outer wave
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I dunno, most I deal with are on here (formerly steam discussion forums)

opaque coyote
outer wave
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I was a warrior on those forums

opaque coyote
outer wave
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Same

opaque coyote
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Ds3 to be preicse

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Steam Forums are a cesspool

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I don't think you can talk in the avowed or BG3 steam forums with how much "anti-woke" shit there is

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Wanna actually talk about the fucking game?

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Some thread with somebody being extremely transphobic will overtake it

outer wave
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Yeah its pretty nasty

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And most of those forums are unmoderated unless something really REALLY bad goes down

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Or the post was necrotized

opaque coyote
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like

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reddit tier

outer wave
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Yeaah

opaque coyote
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unless if they're like an indie game

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indie games care more about their forums

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or are generally more chill/less racist

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like the undertale steam forums were surprisingly inclusive

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but tbf I'm pretty sure undertale and deltarune will give an anti-woke person a seizure

outer wave
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Id be surprised if anti-woke folks got into places like Undertale to try and dissuade people from liking the game

plush mason
winter vessel
opaque coyote
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V1 pings their limbic system. The limbic system is responsible for emotion, long-term memory, and behavioral regulation for the human brain.

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It's theorized that your "life flashing before your eyes" when you're dying is actually your brain desperately trying to find a solution to save you.

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Essentially, I think V1 is kinda doing the same. Trying to desperately find a solution to save themselves from death.

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Racking their memory to think of anything.

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Anyways here's...

hasty coral
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Thanks

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I hate it

arctic talon
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Horrid

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This is what you deserve for that one

queen laurel
queen laurel
plush mason
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getting flashed by Thing cheaks was very much not on my list of things i expected to see today

queen laurel
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you get used to it

plush mason
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please tell me that isnt an actual skin in game at least

queen laurel
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what did you think this is Official?

plush mason
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you never know with games these days lol

queen laurel
shadow plover
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here's the thing

plush mason
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yes that is indeed the Thing

queen laurel
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yes The Thing

plush mason
queen laurel
# plush mason i like it, it pays homage to the original comic look while using the more modern...

Benjamin J. Grimm is undeniably the unwavering heart of any team. Always at the forefront of any fight, he's ready to take the lead with his unbreakable form.

Ben Grimm originally signed up to be a pilot for his pal Reed, but he never imagined that he'd return from the mission as an indescribable monster: The Thing. Even though beaming cosmic...

ā–¶ Play video
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game play is actually straight up peak Thing

opaque coyote
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Slap it on a Bolter.

Mini Titan Horn

shadow plover
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I wonder if that actually works like that

dusk patrol
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For as long as that thing lasts

spring cairn
sour hornet
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finally playing rogue trader

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question, will telling abelard to stfu during the workers strike fuck me over

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he was yapping about how theodora ran things and I had to give him the lore accurate response

queen laurel
queen laurel
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i just went with

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I understand where you're coming from but you need to know that I am your new captain now

plush mason
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the only way that event can fuck you over is if you just let the rioters have their way

sour hornet
queen laurel
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note, Truly is a Miquella supporter

plush mason
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i convinced them to work with the enforces to find all the chaos taint on the sub deck

sour hornet
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I told him basically theodora's ship was a mess, and I didn't need his advice

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so he could stfu

shadow plover
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he will cry himself to sleep every night

sour hornet
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will it like ruin his whole quest line or something?

plush mason
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nope

queen laurel
plush mason
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the only way that event can have a long term effect is if you let them get the weapons they want to police the deck

sour hornet
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He said something along the lines of "my presence in your retinue will be short" or something

plush mason
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yeah but you can make that up to him real easy

shadow plover
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is this how early in the game because I can't recall this event

sour hornet
shadow plover
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I'm not that far into it either

sour hornet
queen laurel
shadow plover
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huh, must've forgotten

queen laurel
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yeah it's very early in act one

plush mason
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you can also completely skip it if you tell him and the LT to stfu and deal with the problem themselves

sour hornet
sour hornet
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what's it called

plush mason
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imo convincing them to stand down and work with the enforcers is the best option and outcome

sour hornet
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icon

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iconoclast

queen laurel
plush mason
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the heretic path sadly has the least work put into it

queen laurel
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and you decided to gun down the deck

sour hornet
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look

shadow plover
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I'm doing iconoheretic and I'd just wish the Heretic path weren't so mustache twirling evil shit

sour hornet
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iconoheretic

shadow plover
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but I've enjoyed doing it still

queen laurel
sour hornet
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sounds based

sour hornet
shadow plover
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I basically do all the heretic stuff I feel doesn't just scream "I'm fucking evil and I boil newborns" but I also act like a goody two shoes if a situation requires it

plush mason
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||i also gave a the orphans of the crewmembers that died in the prolog to what turned out to be a GSC so maybe my judge of the situation isnt too be trusted too much|| little dlc spoiler so dont click if you dont want to see it

shadow plover
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and I will increase the heretical actions gradually instead of jumping straight in

queen laurel
sour hornet
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I basically advance my own personal interests along with doing whatever sounds coolest at the time

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the demon shard thing? Kept it because it sounds cool as fuck

queen laurel
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I'm sorry but I'm pretty sure that you would burn an entire sector just for you to get a cool weapon

sour hornet
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weird voices keep talking to me at odd intervals? I'm a psyker, join the queue

sour hornet
# queen laurel i swear to god

cassia was acting weird in the library so I told her to shut up, I think she's gonna start making my crewmen kill themselves or something

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she made vigdis start tweaking for some reason

raven stone
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Also, committing to a heretical playthrough ||will lock you out of dogmatic companion content in chapter 4, since they all just ditch you for being too Chaos aligned||

shadow plover
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I'm aware, it also opens new options

raven stone
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You can do Iconoclast/Dogmatic without massive consequences to gameplay per se

queen laurel
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yeah heretic is fucking horribly built upon

green loom
shadow plover
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I'd be more surprised if it didn't block stuff

queen laurel
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it's a massive commitment basically

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a lot of your companions will leave you because of you know

green loom
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Heretic is severely undercooked yeah

queen laurel
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heretic

raven stone
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Hopefully the far future DLC fixes heretical content lol

green loom
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Fingers crossed we get a DLC/rework for it

plush mason
shadow plover
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Not necessarily what I've heard, it different but not undercooked what I've understood. I do wish it were more subtle as I said

green loom
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I've played through it

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It's pretty undercooked

raven stone
green loom
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Not like

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Unplayable levels

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And the perks you get are pretty crazy

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But it is severely lacking

raven stone
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It's the lack of narrative impact PCs for heretic path

plush mason
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the main problem is you cant corrupt anyone to chaos

sour hornet
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Wait how many acts are in this game?

raven stone
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5 chapters I think. Or 4

sour hornet
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which

raven stone
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Depends on how you count endgame

sour hornet
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oh

plush mason
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there is 5 just the 5th is very short

raven stone
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Yea there is an endgame segment that ||the game openly warns you about locking you out of space travel beyond the last area||

plush mason
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2 3 and 4 are the meat of the game

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1 and 5 are short

shadow plover
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Act 1 took me 50 hours

plush mason
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how

raven stone
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You could (theoretically) keep the game running at end of 4 if you just want to emulate running Beeg RT empire.

shadow plover
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slow reader lmao

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and I spent a lot of time just exploring

raven stone
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Act 1 is slow also because you don't have lots of combat options yet

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Once your PCs gain a few levels combat is more like a chore between plots lol

plush mason
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the daemon in the sewers

raven stone
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(Some fights as exceptions)

plush mason
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that is literally just there to troll you

shadow plover
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I dunno I got that pretty easy on Hard

sour hornet
sour hornet
shadow plover
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only fight I had really trouble with were the fire cultists in that one small area in footfall

green loom
queen laurel
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every time you have been given a choice to pick something like a perk

shadow plover
sour hornet
green loom
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I think I overall enjoyed Wrath of the Righteous more? But the gameplay in RT is preferable

plush mason
queen laurel
sour hornet
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unrelated, I swear

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but uhh

raven stone
# sour hornet the what ā˜ ļø

Act 1 has some spots that are borderline exploration secret areas. The sewer Demon is one of them.

A Tzeentchian teleporting boss that mind controls hive chaff to fight you

queen laurel
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like increase psy rating

sour hornet
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how do I respec

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šŸ’€

plush mason
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talk to your factorum

raven stone
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Janis Darrock IIRC

queen laurel
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you can respect your character there

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yeah it's important to read every perk in this game

green loom
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My biggest disappointment with heretic was ||not being able to sleep with the Slaaneshi governor||

raven stone
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Not sure if it still costs PF

plush mason
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just be aware every respect after the first will cost you profit factor

sour hornet
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OK thank god

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i am not very intelligent I have learned

shadow plover
raven stone
green loom
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It was pretty disappointing that even if you ||agree to keep quiet they become basically irrelevant save for a single decision||
Like ||it would've been neat if you could have her along as more influential/your main vector for chaos or something||

shadow plover
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I dunno, ||she felt like she herself wasn't very well informed what she was doing or what it meant||

green loom
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I mean yeah ||the handmaiden is the actual cult lead, but I'm not exactly picky I just want an actual heretic char that isn't you know who lol||

celest dome
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Chat rn

shadow plover
storm jungle
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spoilers you fight chaos

queen laurel
storm jungle
green loom
sharp pollen
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Same

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I would [REDACTED] chaos so hard even Slaanesh would blush

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Of course i mean causing pain, i want cultists to suffer

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🫃

raven stone
queen laurel
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sorry for the replay tavi

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i am too lazy to remove it

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anyway new tau book

shadow plover
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the details about it seemed interesting

queen laurel
shadow plover
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though I've no real prior knowledge of Farsight series so can't say if it's good good

queen laurel
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Phil must really like Farsight if he's 4 books in this character

storm jungle
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Phil kelly

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damn, we had a good run

celest dome
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Dilara, Autocad is noticing unlicensed uses even after having blocked it on the firewallšŸ’€

storm jungle
raven stone
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Unrelated
Grimdark art for a certain classic game.

(Note: top 2 panels are what the kid sees, bottom 2 are what is actually happening)

Credits to a certain Paul Yu according to FB (net handle unknown).

storm jungle
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I dont get it

rocky gale
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Looks like a blender at the bottom

storm jungle
#

is that hwat it is?

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cant tell anything from these perspectives

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lol

raven stone
#

It's a command and conquer thing.

The girl thinks a medic has found her and is taking her to a refugee camp. (Top 2 panels)

In reality she has been mind controlled to think that, and is marching into a building called a Grinder (bottom 2 paneld)

The building just breaks anything entering it into raw materials.

rocky gale
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Yea that’s what I thought

storm jungle
#

LMAO

rocky gale
#

Now show me a version with a happy ending

raven stone
#

Yuri's faction in Command and Conquer is like a...saner...version of Tzeentch lol

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And far less convoluted ofc

raven stone
rose thorn
#

Is command and conquer the uh

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Game

raven stone
#

Related, but yes

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Since the meme is from Red Alert 3

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But the art scenario is from Red Alert 2

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Yes the two games have VERY different tones

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What changed? Acquisition by EA, ofc.

vagrant fox
#

The franchise is in great hands, we get shit like CnC Rivals for mobile

raven stone
#

The only things EA managed to not mess up are...
(1) Tiberium Wars (and Kane's Wrath)

(2) The remasters of Tib Dawn/Red Alert 1 (but probably only because they saw the opportunity to shit in Blizzard's face when they messed up the Warcraft remastering)

vagrant fox
#

Generals was a bop, but that was in the mid 2000s

raven stone
#

Back then companies still cared a bit. Different corporate culture.

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And Generals is oddly dramatized prophetic at some points

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Like how GLA pretty much is what ISIS is

half gazelle
rose thorn
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SHITTT

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this slaps

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I need to know this paint scheme

nocturne crest
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Ravenguard?

sly ivy
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LOOK OUT

rose thorn
rose thorn
nocturne crest
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Honestly. I want to say 4 or 5?

rose thorn
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it feels really really chunky

crystal forum
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does the model have helmet options

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that could help

rose thorn
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does seem like it

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if it helps he was one of the first raven guard

#

Thought to have been killed during the Drop Site Massacre, Nex eventually made himself known through a trail of slaughter left across many of the great conflicts of the Heresy. Clad in midnight black, the Moritat-Prime wields two Fulcrum hand cannons with unerring accuracy, lending his macabre skills to numerous Loyalist hosts across the years with no explanation of his mysterious agenda.

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his art has him in comepltely different armor too

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its pretty funny

crystal forum
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those chest straps are mark 6

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and the studded pauldron is usually mark 6 too

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mark 5 would be studded everything

raven stone
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He can join Blackshields

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I find that funni

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Imagine him joining Endryd Haar...

rose thorn
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he kinda reminds me of cypher

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what do the uh, HH units with the twin pistols wear again?

hallow saddle
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Those metallics are really really nice

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Very noice

storm jungle
#

He bought shit from the Premium store

rose thorn
#

this

storm jungle
#

Morigyatt

crystal forum
#

now that's a weird armour

crystal forum
#

the helmet looks mark 4

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but the body has so many extra plates

shadow plover
#

It's mk4 with some extra bits and bobs

crystal forum
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almost like a mark 3 chestplate strapped on top

rose thorn
#

is that extra armor on top of the suit?

crystal forum
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yes

rose thorn
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my guess is maybe its a mark 6 version of this armor

crystal forum
#

hard to tell

shadow plover
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it's normal mk4

raven stone
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If only they sold the pistol as a bit lol

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Cool looking gun

crystal forum
#

it's resin so it sucks by default

rose thorn
#

i eman mark 6 with the same type of bits and bobs, the extra armor the camera the tubes

crystal forum
#

the helmet isn't a beaky

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it looks too mark 4

shadow plover
#

MARK IV!

rose thorn
#

ohhhhhhhh

crystal forum
#

oh i thought mark 4 needed the grill

shadow plover
#

each mk has like a bazillion small variations

crystal forum
#

a brazilian???

shadow plover
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at least

crystal forum
#

wow

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that's the cool thing about resin it has so many variations

shadow plover
#

and MKVI doesn't have to have the peaky helmet either

#

these are MKVI

storm jungle
shadow plover
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glad they do

storm jungle
#

well yeah people buy em in droves

shadow plover
#

though I'd wager most of the MK variations aren't even from any artwork but just for the models originally

storm jungle
#

Nah they are

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its all a mix of Heresy card artwork/book covers

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endless options for slop to pick from

crystal forum
#

i love the helmets that look straight up mark 7 but are handwaved as weird variants

storm jungle
#

Same

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like there were there as far as the first HH book covers

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before they started appearing in black books

rose thorn
#

side note whats the eye in the sons of horus supposed to mean

shadow plover
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yeah there are an endless supply of artworks but not every single model variation is directly from an old piece of artwork

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most probably are

storm jungle
# rose thorn side note whats the eye in the sons of horus supposed to mean

Originally known as the Eye of Terra, the eye represented the Emperor's eternal vigilance.[2] Following the Ullanor Crusade and the elevation of Horus to Warmaster, the Emperor allowed both Horus and the Sons of Horus to take the symbol for themselves.[1]

Ten thousand years later, the Black Legion continues to use the Eye of Horus in its own symbol.[3]

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very subtle

crystal forum
rose thorn
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oh lmao

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also the plastic devil has been whispering in my eart to start a horus heresy legions army

crystal forum
#

YESSSS

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DO IIIIT

rose thorn
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but i havent picked a legion

crystal forum
#

just go emperor's children

rose thorn
#

i
dont actually like them very much anymore

crystal forum
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aw

rose thorn
#

blame reddit and the 2 terrible books

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same reason i havent done eldar

crystal forum
#

well iron hands, birds and salamanders are all very similar choices lore wise

rose thorn
#

i was thinking RG but i dont think id like pianting them

crystal forum
#

RG?

rose thorn
#

raven guard

crystal forum
#

well do remember that blackshield rules allow you to do anything

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you could paint whatever sheme you want and make up the lore

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the choice of legions is pretty limited in HH

rose thorn
#

i mean the tiny model game not the big one

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btw

crystal forum
#

imperialis?

rose thorn
#

yeah

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i might do knights tbh

crystal forum
#

knights are pretty cool yeah

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honestly though idk if you'll find many people to play with

rose thorn
#

theres a small group at my lgs

crystal forum
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i've never tried it so i can't speak on how fun it is

rose thorn
#

hoenslty i just liek the tiny guys

#

and out local insane tier painters paint jobs

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its so fucking cute

crystal forum
#

it's ridiculously hard to paint imo

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and some people go all out on details it's crazy

rose thorn
#

counter argument, dry brush

shadow plover
#

I think they're easier than the normal marines

crystal forum
#

yeah if you care less about the details

#

also the models are so expensive for the amount of plastic you get

rose thorn
#

i think my choices are alpha legion, 1k sons, white scars (probbaly wont do this bc i have terrible luck with white paint), or space wolves

shadow plover
#

the amount of plastic has never been a factor

rose thorn
#

in aos you can play with bases

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the poitns per dollar is more important then acutal plasti clol

crystal forum
#

for me it's important since i value my painting time more

shadow plover
#

you get more models for your money if you just count the bases actually

rose thorn
#

id want to do an army id never do on big game

crystal forum
#

ultramarines KEKW_ogryn

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or titans

rose thorn
#

i love ultramarines

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its porbbaly waht id do for big marines

crystal forum
#

imperialis titans seem very fun to paint

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just the right size

shadow plover
#

they are

crystal forum
#

still no imperator anthonyCry

shadow plover
#

any day now

rose thorn
#

jerk any suggestions for what legion i should do?

shadow plover
#

first do you want to do traitor or loyalist

rose thorn
#

uhhh thats really hard

crystal forum
#

flip a coin

rose thorn
#

id almost say the more neutral legions liek ws or 1k

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or alpha

crystal forum
#

blackshields!

shadow plover
#

WS look really cool on the table for sure

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white with the red accents

rose thorn
#

im just worried hwo hard htey would be to paint so small

crystal forum
#

my iron hands are blackshields

rose thorn
shadow plover
#

very cool

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especially on the vehicles

rose thorn
#

worried about messing up the whites with the red

shadow plover
#

well, you'll probably mess something with any legion anyways

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then you'd just redo it

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simple as

nocturne crest
#

Maybe you could do HH Legions with 2nd founding chapters?

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I can't imagine much changing so much between the 2nd founding from the HH until 2k has passed.

vagrant fox
rose thorn
#

I heard rumors that hours heresy might move to second foundings

#

If so I’d probably do libators

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But that would be big game

rose thorn
#

GUH i love this

shadow plover
#

pupper meant mainly that everyone does mistakes and it just needs fixing

#

big armies in small scale with little effort do be tasty

rose thorn
#

very true

nocturne crest
#

I think there would have been too much changed post-scourging to the War of the Beast

storm jungle
#

They can always retcon it.

#

It kinda depends on what part of it they wanna milk money from

rose thorn
#

PLEASE RET CON WAR OF THE BEAST

storm jungle
#

Not happening.

#

Its an integral part of the lore, its still mentioned in some books

vagrant fox
#

War of the Beast must be destroyed

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

its here FOREVER

queen laurel
#

if you can sort that out then

#

congratulations

rose thorn
#

someone menetioned war of the beast on reddit, millions must read a good book

vagrant fox
#

Don't mind the worms they're fine, just destroy the war of the beast

storm jungle
#

Also ork diplomats

rose thorn
#

i hope that HH could get thier own xenos

storm jungle
#

which is PEAK

storm jungle
vagrant fox
#

Yea the custodes thing can stay because it's funny

storm jungle
#

HH is marineporn

#

people are here for that

vagrant fox
#

because it's peak

storm jungle
#

arguable

#

but yes

vagrant fox
#

Just get rid of the shitty stories

storm jungle
#

LOL

#

you said it not me

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

they learned a lot

#

from the Imperials that is

queen laurel
#

said the ork diplomat

nocturne crest
#

Watch and wait as Ghaz allows Ork Diplomats in his next ork book.

rose thorn
#

what the hell is jinx

vagrant fox
#

Ork kultur will never recover from the diplomats

rose thorn
#

OH JINK

#

what the hell is jink

queen laurel
#

before you can make another

#

beast

vagrant fox
#

Models with the Jink special rule gain an additional Save characteristic equal to the number shows in brackets, referred to as a Jink Save. Jink Saves are not modified by a weapon's AP characteristic, and cannot be taken if the target model has been issued a First Fire Order. ā˜ļø šŸ¤“

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no more beasts no krorks, ork is the final destination

rose thorn
#

oh so its ward

nocturne crest
vagrant fox
#

They can bring back digganobz, it's fine

rose thorn
#

wait why does white scars get +1 ward saves

vagrant fox
#

Inherent mongol trait or something

queen laurel
#

seriously GW was on something back then

vagrant fox
#

catch me wearing greenface

rose thorn
#

Cognomen: (Prior) Various (e.g., The Pioneers, Star Hunters, Blood Debt, Vanguard, Grey Ghosts)

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huh

nocturne crest
#

I just realised that's twice GW has done that.

#

We got humans going greenface for the orks, with other humans doing blue face for the T'au.

vagrant fox
#

bring my boys back

vagrant fox
rose thorn
#

that is a verb i never though tid hear

queen laurel
#

He's very good at like cobling together words and making a horrific Frankenstein of a sentence

nocturne crest
#

BTW, is it true that Ork Kommandos recruits humans as infiltrators now?

vagrant fox
#

You can't put much effort into the fourth language you've learnt, it's a chore

queen laurel
#

they turn them into slaves for tactical intel

rose thorn
#

OOOO

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Their auxillary guard looks fire

vagrant fox
#

Waiter, more human elements in 30k please

rose thorn
#

watch HH get 1 xenos model and its for alpha elgion

vagrant fox
#

My life-long dream is to have some cool ass xenos come out of the ghoul stars with a steel folding chair and deck someone and become a faction
It can happen in 30k yet

rose thorn
#

40k needs twice as many xeno factiosn as it already does tbh

shadow plover
#

chaos xeno faction please

storm jungle
#

chaos

#

ugh

vagrant fox
#

somehow, the laer have returned

storm jungle
vagrant fox
#

People love snussy, man

#

It'd sell

nocturne crest
#

Chaos votann join the battle.

nocturne crest
#

Get more chaos gods on the scene.

green loom
dusk patrol
raven stone
#

Don't we all wish problems would just DDDDIIIIEEEEEEEEEE...

crystal forum
crystal forum
# green loom

40k theories being a memelord is always a surprise

#

he's so soft spoken

green loom
#

I'm just glad he's not a horrible bigot or something KEKW_ogryn

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I think the only "old" warhams creator that's really really shit is like, Arch

rose thorn
#

I’m trying to remember what knight and titan houses are white scars aligned

crystal forum
#

i'll be honest, solar auxilia becoming diet space marine chapters is not something i enjoyed

rose thorn
#

Oh?

shadow plover
#

the rule book lists potential ally factions

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iirc

rose thorn
#

Oh thanks

shadow plover
#

probably on the wiki too

crystal forum
#

i liked them when they were their own thing

rose thorn
#

They do both tbh

shadow plover
storm jungle
#

also pretty much a memelord in any aspect too

rose thorn
shadow plover
rose thorn
#

Oh damn

forest orbit
#

Him, Ian and Remleiz (even though he doesnt do as many videos) are among my fav content creators for 40k

shadow plover
#

the bigots usually make that pretty obvious as well pupper

storm jungle
#

To be fair

#

it doesnt require much beyond like

#

Have a primarch, space marine or custodian pfp

forest orbit
#

Its sad how this isnt even a joke lol

shadow plover
#

bonus points if it's AI generated

forest orbit
#

^^^^^^^^^^^^

#

SO MUCH this

crystal forum
#

weird basilisk post

rose thorn
#

bit bummed House Megron doenst have any picutres

#

unless every wiki forgot to post them

shadow plover
#

yeah they might be one of those that have not had any pictures made

#

there's a description though

#

The colours of House Megron are silver and white.

rose thorn
#

i wonder which of the titan houses they like best

crystal forum
#

since the solar auxilia basilisk is straight up a leman russ i wonder why there aren't rules for sponsons

#

you could very easily put regular leman russ sponsons on it since the tracks are exactly the same (not lazy GW)

shadow plover
#

more room for ammo inside the tank

crystal forum
#

actually wait the plastic one is slightly different

spring cairn
#

looks better in plastic but the model is more recent so that's to be expected

crystal forum
#

here is a good example of forge world painters vs 40k painters also

#

the resin one looks so much more... over exposed?

#

i cant even describe it

shadow plover
#

there's also like 10 year difference

crystal forum
#

it's less sharp

crystal forum
spring cairn
#

yes

spring cairn
#

the camera from 10 years ago

#

that camera

shadow plover
#

certainly, but you know the paint style was more military modeller-esque for the old Forge World, which was nice

forest orbit
spare osprey
#

Seriously. And he delves into homebrew stuff real well

#

Showing off areas where you can be creative

storm jungle
#

What makes Ian great imo is him actually taking warhammer not seriously.

spare osprey
#

Mhm

storm jungle
#

He stops to explain what effects lore material sometimes from IRL shit at GW or what was the origin of what in the material hes reading etc

#

its why his primaris video is one of my favs

#

"at the end of the day its people taking toy soldiers too seriously"

#

and even im guilty of that so ill take it lol

forest orbit
#

Yeah that video of his is great

#

i did like how halfway into it he also stops and covers the general "nerd culture" around this stuff as well as the factionalism elements

#

never seen anyone do that with warhammer much

storm jungle
#

That part is so good yeah, its nice to find a mature take on it

crystal forum
#

if you all like arbites so much why dont you marry him

vagrant fox
#

he's a vegan, not possible

storm jungle
spare osprey
#

throuple

storm jungle
#

Oh yeah right on cue

#

14m ago, time to watch this over my dinner

crystal forum
#

this is why im poly

vagrant fox
#

I'm already three minutes into the video šŸ˜Ž

storm jungle
#

bastard

spare osprey
#

I might watch his imperial fist vid tbh

#

I need more knowledge for my plague marines

crystal forum
#

a monogamous relationship? in this economy?!?

storm jungle
#

All his videos are worth it, its just kinda what you wanna watch really.

spare osprey
#

Mhm

#

I’m just going through his legion stuff so I have a basis

crystal forum
#

i watch occulus for HH lore

spare osprey
#

And gives ideas, certainly helped with my iron warriors

crystal forum
#

ian is too moderate and down to earth

#

🤮

rose thorn
#

oh white scars are pretty good friends with the warp runners

crystal forum
#

who's the warp runners

spare osprey
#

Yeah whose the warp runners

rose thorn
#

They are the only titan legion with teleportation

vagrant fox
#

Gamers, do we know of any (not night lords) space marines that lean into a secret police aspect, NKVD, stasi, whatever have you

spring cairn
#

Minotaurs

rose thorn
raven stone
rose thorn
#

they also have the hotwheels colorsceheme

spare osprey
#

Teleportation Titans, neat

vagrant fox
#

I could only think of Minotaurs, myself. I don't know shit about the Alpha Legion

rose thorn
#

the Legio Astorum sets its own tempo upon the battlefield. Through careful locomotor modification combined with extensive training amongst its Princeps, the Titans of Legio Astorum are pushed beyond all advised limits, the innate stubbornness of its Princeps seeing the protesting Machine Spirit as another challenge to overcome, albeit a challenge to be treated with all due reverence. It is upon the cusp of self-destruction that Legio Astorum thrives, its Titans granted a swiftness that few other Legios can match. In this manner has Legio Astorum earned itself a fearsome, and often mythological, status amongst both the ranks of the Great Crusade and the worlds the Titan Legion has aided in conquest.[14a]

raven stone
rose thorn
#

they LOVE going fast in thier giant ass mechs

crystal forum
#

and uh those maleus marines

rose thorn
#

chad grey knights vs chad minotaurs

#

(neither of them read the lore)

spare osprey
raven stone
crystal forum
#

a "secret police" chapter would be one of the handful of chapters that do inquisitor work

vagrant fox
crystal forum
#

minotaurs do the same but for high lords of terra (gay)

vagrant fox
#

I think Minotaurs and Red Hunters are as close to the concept I want, but good enough

rose thorn
#

I LOVE THE TINy PRAETOR

#

ITS SO FUCKING CUTE

rose thorn
outer wave
#

Tiny ass

crystal forum
#

(i will defeat you!!)

rose thorn
#

i prey they do the other praetor form the big box

#

so then you can have a tiny duel

crystal forum
#

do you guys think 40k scale marines could kill you if they came alive

#

with their lil bolters

vagrant fox
#

If the thunderhawk worked too

#

That thing going fast at your head would be spooky

rose thorn
#

is it the lead ones or plastic ones

storm jungle
#

and well

#

being plastic

#

lol

crystal forum
storm jungle
#

jesus that sounds annoying

rose thorn
#

that depends

crystal forum
#

a power sword could cut your finger i feel

rose thorn
#

can space marines survive being stepped on

storm jungle
#

it would essentially be like dealing with ants, the moment you scoop them up and put them in a bin they are kinda fucked

crystal forum
storm jungle
crystal forum
#

not with my weight

storm jungle
#

LOL

rose thorn
#

the lead ones could kill someone without being alive tbh

vagrant fox
#

I did it gamers, I did all 8 classes in coop on the easiest difficulty

#

for a shitty helmet

crystal forum
#

ok but what if they have support weapons like plasma and meltas

rose thorn
#

bump a shelf with one too many times then have an inch long lead sword in your noggin

storm jungle
#

speedrunning and ignoring every encounter lol

rose thorn
storm jungle
#

and im once more reminded why i dropped this game for its 10 hour loading times

glossy sonnet
#

i did 6 runs on the one with the daemonhost

rose thorn
#

HY IS IT SO LONG

glossy sonnet
#

that ones my favorite

vagrant fox
#

Just get a m.2 ssd and it loads in seconds ok

storm jungle
#

thats actually the "shortest" one

rose thorn
#

why is teh helmet so small

glossy sonnet
#

oh i didnt even know it was the shortest

#

i just like how theres both tyranids and chaos

crystal forum
glossy sonnet
#

we need more operations with both

raven stone
#

GW gon be rolling in cash

storm jungle
#

Lmaoooo

raven stone
#

From lawsuits