40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

he made it like that in every aspect so that the rulers after him get the point of their role

but uhhh spoilers they didnt

average medieval lore moment

[half gazelle]

Hahaha

[storm jungle]

Good king reigns

Good king dies

Bad king comes

thousands die

[crystal forum]

i am made of glass

[storm jungle]

♻️

at least its not china lore

but still

where its TRILLIONS DIE

[median star]

id rather cgi then the most waterd down version imaginable

[crystal forum]

my waifu told me to kill your village because bad vibes

[opaque coyote]

Reminds of how like

Mortal Engines had a girl with like a really deformed scar.

And the hollywood movies had it just

barely there

[dusk patrol]

Tbf Aegon arguably wasn’t the best king also

[storm jungle]

I mean no he wasnt

but uh

[dusk patrol]

His sister fuck buddies were

[opaque coyote]

Left is book, right is movie

[storm jungle]

he had 2 hot wives

[winter vessel]

My sister was really disappointed in the movie because she loved the books

[storm jungle]

Lmfao

holy shit

[dusk patrol]

God she’s hideous

She’s got some

[storm jungle]

what the fuck

[crystal forum]

facegina

[storm jungle]

happened to her face

[dusk patrol]

Light scarring

[hallow plover]

whos this

[storm jungle]

it literally looks liek

[dusk patrol]

Mortal Engines

[storm jungle]

someone tore her face open

[winter vessel]

This is the perfect expectation reality meme for Gooner Sororitas fans

[storm jungle]

OH THAT MORTAL ENGINES

I thought it was warhammer related

💀

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/clinching-fist-glowing-eyes-monster-mortal-engines-gif-12700903

[crystal forum]

paper bag

[dusk patrol]

Only good part of the movie was Shrike

Whose better in the books but

Whatever

[winter vessel]

“HESSSTUR SHAW”

[opaque coyote]

She literally got her face struck by a sword and then fell down the stairs.

[dusk patrol]

He ends up outliving everyone

[crystal forum]

why did you read mortal engines

[half gazelle]

Nah "mortal engines" because well in short people liked it more ig I actually have no clue. I do know it's not that bad and can be enjoyable

[crystal forum]

i liked that the main villain had a machine pistol for no reason

and he brrrted people

very swag

[winter vessel]

The fact that in the movie the only “relics” of America were minions statues was absurd.

[dusk patrol]

Cause it’s a neat series

It’s been so long since I did though

[opaque coyote]

Like the scar is supposed to look like her face literally got sliced by a sword

cause well

it was sliced by a sword

[crystal forum]

british movie gotta make fun of their superiors

[opaque coyote]

and also got extra stair damage

but the hollywood movie version looks only like

slightly indented

[half gazelle]

That's just head trauma don't worry

[opaque coyote]

tbh she could literally just hide it with makeup if she wanted to

Oh no a slight line indent on the face

[winter vessel]

Were it in America and they had “British relics”. I’d want it to be a Birmingham postcard to spite those fools

[crystal forum]

dude it would be a picture of big ben

or like the wand from doctor who

[winter vessel]

A pair of crooked teeth

[opaque coyote]

And then they shoot back by making America's only relic be Cleveland, Ohio.

[crystal forum]

tweed jacket

[median star]

funny when movie villain have weird guns for no reason in the newer madmax dementus had a le mat revolver semi rare american civil war gun just casually found in post apocalyptic australia

[crystal forum]

black powder is easy to manufacture

[median star]

the gun isnt

[half gazelle]

Nah I'll do you one better. The BEST american relic is some old wooden teeth then have it on display of "benjamin Franklins dentures"

[winter vessel]

If it was a swiftie album I’d say “y’know what? Let us be forgotten”

[crystal forum]

a half eaten burger

[half gazelle]

Hah semi rare try so rare because everyone hated it especially after caps was no longer needed.

[winter vessel]

Nonono even better…a gas station’s sign prices

[crystal forum]

none of these are comparable to minions as your last remaining signs of existence

it's like if they had a video of a tiktok dance

[winter vessel]

Wonder what they’d choose for an Australian relic

[median star]

boomerang

[crystal forum]

what's a trashy australian IP

[half gazelle]

They did make a "no cap" version where you could remove the back of the cylinder but it was still terrible a lot of hate from people with it still. But the idea is cool

[arctic talon]

It also looks cool

Tbh

[crystal forum]

i can only think of good australian shows rn

[arctic talon]

So that’s prolly why they chose it

[median star]

lemat does look sick tbh

[crystal forum]

lemat is the definition of a gimmick gun

[median star]

my first pistol is actually a revolver

[crystal forum]

even 1800's had gimmick guns

[half gazelle]

Exactly that's what got people to buy it anyway who wouldn't want a .45 with a shotgun barrel?

[median star]

8 shot .45 aswell over normal 5-6

[arctic talon]

Rolling block rifle

My beloved

It looks so cool

[median star]

falling block> rolling block

[languid meadow]

19th century was peak guns

[crystal forum]

based but i'm more of a trapdoor gun enjoyer

[vagrant fox]

you've crossed the freakin' line

[half gazelle]

Exactly. Its not completely terrible its just wasn't made too often and didn't catch sales but it looked cool. Its really just "who wants a barrel that short for a single shot shotgun"

[languid meadow]

Dreyse and Chassepot my beloveds

[crystal forum]

prove me wrong

[half gazelle]

Understandable

[crystal forum]

i want to own a 308 converted martini henry so fucking bad

[median star]

tho a cool rolling block rifle the german verndyl rifle it had a weird sideways rolling block that i think only it ever used

[vagrant fox]

you'll be proven wrong when you try to break and enter my apartment and activate my springtrap lemat

[arctic talon]

Neat

[half gazelle]

That actually reminds me. Pretty sure a 50. Was made and used similar make of trap door rifle.

[crystal forum]

is that a five nights at freddies character

[vagrant fox]

why not

[winter vessel]

Martini Henry were the breech loading rifles right?

[median star]

a .308 or 30-06 converted lebel would be so unimaginable sick to me you have no idea

[languid meadow]

ye

[arctic talon]

Modern guns honestly

Look pretty boring

Not that they are boring

[vagrant fox]

After the FN FAL it's been all downhill

[languid meadow]

Really cool gun just sadly came out right before smokeless was invented

didn't last all that long

[winter vessel]

Ah I like that one

[median star]

Springfield trap door was chambered in a multitude of calibers

[crystal forum]

does that exist

also why own a lebel without using lebel cartridges it's part of the historic charm

[median star]

theirs probably some fud from the 70s that did it but officially i dont think so

[median star]

erm money go find some ammo with going bankrupt

[crystal forum]

ah well martini henry was officially converted to 308 by the british

the gun was used when they still used black powder and went all the way to smokeless

what a fascinating period of guns

[median star]

iv also seem martini rechambered for .410 and 12 gauge

same with russian berdan rifle also a single shot that was dropped when smokless powder started coming out

[crystal forum]

guns basically went from black powder repeaters to magazine fed smokeless powder bolt action rifles in a few decades

so many new technologies in quick succession

[languid meadow]

Now everyone say "thank you France"

[crystal forum]

never

[vagrant fox]

Really, everyone should be a ouiaboo

[hallow plover]

Merci la Fr*nce

[median star]

french making the largest military advancement of the century then losing their next war

[crystal forum]

you can reload them

[languid meadow]

I still think the most interesting type of guns were needle rifles

such cool little weapons

[crystal forum]

which is part of the charm of these guns

"charm"

[median star]

ill start reloading my own ammo when im 70 and pulling from social security buddy

[crystal forum]

with the cost of ammunition these days you should start now

[median star]

got a box of 50 .357 for only like 30 bucks other day

[crystal forum]

man

when i hear of boomers who bought CONTAINERS of ammo back in the 80's

[median star]

i remember 6 years ago buying a box of 500 .22lr for only 20 still not even close to finishing it

idk if you ever looked at buying 13 gauge turkey shot but the stuff is ludicrous like 60 or 70 bucks for 5 rounds

[crystal forum]

you kinda deserve it for going with weird shotgun gauges

[median star]

i keep accidentally typing 13

meant 12

[crystal forum]

hunters will pay anything

[median star]

i also remember accidentally buying 100 .410 bird shot shells thinking it was 12 and gettin a hell of a deal got come was very disappointed at myself

(i dont even have a .410 gun)

[crystal forum]

.410 is a clown cartridge

rifle round pretending to be a shell

[hasty coral]

And that’s Rogue Trader

Finished it

What a game

Absolute cinema

[sacred ginkgo]

Now play it 2 more times as the other 2 convictions

[hasty coral]

Fuck religion

[crystal forum]

emperor?

[hasty coral]

[half gazelle]

410s are ass

[hasty coral]

Both Heretic and Dogmatic don’t interest me

It’s like “choose battle” most of the time

And “be cruel”

Iconoclast was more fun

[sacred ginkgo]

Heretical has actual story alterations

[crystal forum]

i dont know why there's millions of different cartridges for killing small game

it's ridiculous

[half gazelle]

I agree just gimme a 22

[crystal forum]

which 22

even that has way too many types

[half gazelle]

Song by Taylor swift of course

That'd be enough to kill a small game animal

[crystal forum]

ah yes i'll take the slightly longer 22

[half gazelle]

Also ngl only thought there was just 22 LR and long

[crystal forum]

there's rimfire

[half gazelle]

Geez yeah no I'm not reading anymore on it. There's just too many

[crystal forum]

it's atrocious

but 22. is also a very old type of cartridge so that's partly why

22 short was the original

because 1800's people were big fans of useless pocket revolvers

some of these guns were so weak that the bullets would be stopped by a thick coat

[half gazelle]

Yeah great for stopping a litter of dogs if youd want (i wouldn't)

[crystal forum]

in their defense, the guns were also ridiculously small

very easy to conceal in clothes

and shooting a gun regardless of size will scare away people

also very quiet and easy to shoot as you know. a fun round that persisted over 150 years

[arctic talon]

That one tiny ass pistol

Iirc it can’t even penetrate skin properly

[crystal forum]

the kolibri?

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[crystal forum]

that was more of a showcase iirc

it's a pretty cool piece of machining

[arctic talon]

It’s cute

[crystal forum]

it's quite hard to machine stuff at that scale especially back then

they didn't have micron accurate CNC's

[arctic talon]

https://preview.redd.it/the-2-7mm-kolibri-the-smallest-gun-in-history-created-in-v0-gmw5jst4f9aa1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=bba4ca6c3ab383a4c56ab3da81ed6bec1fac1022

It’s adorable

Tiny pistol

[crystal forum]

it's a marvel

a self loading pistol being fully functional at that scale is crazy

[sharp pollen]

but the effective shooting range is like 2 decimeters

[arctic talon]

Yeah but the fact it works is insane tbh

[crystal forum]

oh wow apparently it was in fact marketed for self defense

the barrels aren't even rifled because they're too small

[sacred ginkgo]

Defence from cancerous rats

[crystal forum]

it's german too btw, in case that wasn't obvious

austrian mb

created by a watchmaker

these days this thing would be made as a showpiece

i know of a company who makes very small functional guns as engineering showcases

[rose thorn]

does anyone knwo the guns they were gonna airdrop in france for rebels to use called again?

in ww2

while were on the topic

[rose thorn]

what woudl it be used for? (i only know it from battlefield)

[sacred ginkgo]

Putting on your desk or something

[crystal forum]

sold to gullible people

[rose thorn]

oh LMAO

[crystal forum]

it was advertised as a woman's gun

[crystal forum]

the liberator

basically sheet metal: the gun

[rose thorn]

i guess people didnt think revovlers in stockings were good enough at this time

[crystal forum]

it sold less than 1000 models

[rose thorn]

YEAH

I LOVE THIS STUPID THING

[crystal forum]

the extra ammunition is stored in the grip

[rose thorn]

its perfect

[arctic talon]

It also worked lol

[rose thorn]

my 3rd favoirte musuem has like 10 of them

[arctic talon]

Or rather it worked at killing people

[crystal forum]

it was intended to be used on german sentries so the partisan could then take their rifle

point blank

[crystal forum]

from the back

[rose thorn]

my favorite part is the instructions

its like a mcdonalds toy

and the little milkduds box of bullets

[crystal forum]

yes that is in fact a stick for clearing the spent cartridge

[rose thorn]

AHAHAAHAH

i didnt evne see it

like you would be able to shoot this more than once in 90% of situtaitons

[crystal forum]

there was a version 2 intended for vietnam i believe

hold on

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deer_gun

a bit more elegant

it's better than a knife i guess

[arctic talon]

It

Looks weird

Wonder why it’s called a deer gun

[crystal forum]

it's chambered in 9mm therefore it was forsaken by God before it even left the assembly line

[arctic talon]

You say that like 9mm is bad

[crystal forum]

joking

liberator was .45

family guy death fall

the gun's tools being part of the gun itself is pretty genius you have to admit

[arctic talon]

Huh

That’s cool

[crystal forum]

CIA made it so probably to disguise its actual use

it's made to kill deer trust me

[near wasp]

the liberator is perhaps one of the worse guns ever made

ill die on this hill

[median star]

their was also that cheap weird looking shotgun meant to be dropped over occupied areas i dont think that one ever went anywhere tho

[crystal forum]

i know exactly what you're talking about

the winchester something?

four barreled shotgun

oh

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winchester_Liberator

quite original, winchester

i love this gun

it looks so cool

[arctic talon]

Looks like a Warframe gun

Lol

[crystal forum]

https://youtu.be/PQK9JNsrq_8?si=NiLNU9OBBrEmaaDx

ian has the full range in the video

the guy who designed that shotgun made this piece of shit also https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/COP_.357_Derringer

you might recognize it from TF2

[rose thorn]

i imagine peopele making these guns are like

"STOP FUCKING MISSING"

[median star]

honestly this would be a good concept to look back at for anti drone use fireing all 4 shots at once be a 1 shot disposable use similar to mlaw or at4 launchers

[crystal forum]

we'll see some wacky cheap anti drone shotguns soon, i bet the US is already trying to design and manufacture several

[languid meadow]

talking about wacky guns and not mentioning the ZIP 22 is a crime

[crystal forum]

i havent seen any net guns tried yet, i feel like that would be pretty good for drones

or like a bolas launcher

[median star]

i remember going to a flee market when i was like 11 and some guy trying to sell me a stamped metal homemade .22 full auto for like 100 bucks

mom was not a fan

[crystal forum]

felony in a can

[languid meadow]

they are, sometimes they're put on other drones but the height of them was 2016-2020 I haven't heard much about net guns since

[rose thorn]

100 bucks?!? go to a pawnshop at that fucking point

thats where my dad got his double barrel for like 60 bucks

[crystal forum]

the problem with these designs prior to ukraine is they were all trying to milk money from the US. nothing they made was meant to be cheap which has been a problem

[rose thorn]

my dad is not allowed to own guns btw

[median star]

missed a key part full auto is illegal

[rose thorn]

OHHHHHHHHHHHH

[crystal forum]

home made might also be illegal

home made full auto is decade of prison most likely

[rose thorn]

i think the flee market part is another felony

[crystal forum]

i doubt somebody trying to sell to a kid has a manufacturer's license

[median star]

its legal to make your own guns but if you try to sell them with out both serializing them and gaining an ffl and maybe some other permits yea its nono

and also depending on stage selling a gun from person to person is also fine at a flee market or anywhere really

[vagrant fox]

This is how flak cannons make a comeback

[median star]

but it is sketchy as doing it you dont know any the paper on the gun etc if it happens the person you bought that gun from stole it youre at liability and basically you stole it

[languid meadow]

5 million more Bofors to the front now !

[crystal forum]

oh rheinmetall already makes very advanced proximity fuze shells but the cost issue comes back

[languid meadow]

Speaking of rheinmetall

[median star]

also guns made before 1898 are considered antique and you dont need any licensing or age limit whatsoever to own can even have them mailed straight to you

unless its center fire

[languid meadow]

Too bad some reproductions of black powder firearms are expensive ass hell

[vagrant fox]

Not necessary, bring back the bofors and 25mm hotchkiss

[rose thorn]

can, someone explain?

[median star]

trump basically wants to leave europe to its own devices maybe

[crystal forum]

i make parts for thales and northrop lel

[vagrant fox]

De Gaulle, unfortunately, was right

[crystal forum]

you're shooting stuff smaller than the shells

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/aaronpaul-aaron-paul-cry-crying-gif-7621646

[crystal forum]

american defense going into the shitter because foreign countries are buying from european companies due to tariffs i think

[vagrant fox]

This isn't important to me, so it's fine

[median star]

the bofors never left

[crystal forum]

bofors 40mm has been a ridiculously long lived weapon system

[languid meadow]

Amazing weapon I hope it never dies

[vagrant fox]

I thought most were dropped in the 90s

[crystal forum]

you'd be surprised how long the oerlikon 20mm was used too

[rose thorn]

OHHHH, as long as lockheed is losing im happy

[crystal forum]

navy guns are used forever

[median star]

if im not mistaken tho 35mm is supposed to be the optimal weight to actual viability in aa capabilities round

[crystal forum]

the optimal AA round is a missile

[vagrant fox]

damb just the L/43 was dropped in the 90s, I've been living a lie

[median star]

considerably more expensive

[crystal forum]

you're shooting thousands of rounds a second too

that's how you get volume of fire which is a core tenet of AA

in SPAA we trust 🙏

[median star]

thats if youre going for direct hits i was talking in terms of proxy fuze

[crystal forum]

proximity fuzes are expensive as hell

[median star]

considerably cheaper then any ground to air or air to air missle

[crystal forum]

and you're still shooting thousands

[nocturne crest]

I wonder if anyone did any Nuclear proxy shells.

[median star]

nuclear air to air missles were a thing

[crystal forum]

nuclear weapons by definition are proximity triggered

they are not activated on contact

[storm jungle]

just ask the Greenlight teams

[languid meadow]

Atomic Artillery my beloved

[storm jungle]

Atomic Heart?

[median star]

also davy crocket launcher

evil machine

[crystal forum]

davy crocket, the squad level activated nuclear weapon

[nocturne crest]

Yep.

[crystal forum]

a fucking grunt could fire it

on his own command

[nocturne crest]

Which is why they got rid of it.

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/volgin-metal-gear-solid-3-treasure-greed-greedy-gif-10964070960586181055

me about to commit some atomic crimes

[languid meadow]

Cold war weapons development was just so peak

[median star]

comic

[languid meadow]

so many goofy ideas

[nocturne crest]

A nuclear drive by does sound fun.

[storm jungle]

fUC

[nocturne crest]

I think my favourite goofy idea was blue peacock.

[crystal forum]

it was meant to slow down waves of soviet tanks which is partly why early cold war is so fucking metal

[storm jungle]

I dont think ive seen anything better than Greenlight teams personally.

Fucking, nuclear paratrooper suicide bombers lmao

i love how you can read the wiki and the soldiers trained for it were like

"Well yeah guess we gotta do it"

[median star]

also the idea the u.s had of just air dropping guys with a duffle bag nuke on a 1 way trip

[storm jungle]

^

its so goofy

like

i love it

[crystal forum]

jets were designed to intercept nuclear bombers, infantry guns were souped up automatic rifles

i love early cold war

[nocturne crest]

Okay, that's more goofy than the chicken powered nuclear landmine.

[storm jungle]

never underestimate the "creativity" human beings will have to try to kill each other

[median star]

wild the ussr basically perfected small arms like 30 years before everyone else and still blundered it in the end

[storm jungle]

thats how economy gets ya

[crystal forum]

i saw a video about how a modern navy frigate would fare in a WW2 battle and the guy genuinely acted like it was a bad thing that the US removed nuclear missiles on those ships

me want more nukes me want more combat capability

[vagrant fox]

Wouldn't it just shit on everything until it runs out of missiles

[nocturne crest]

Like the nuclear powered nuclear missile.

[median star]

also the chrysler tank concept that had a mini nuclear reactor in it very safe and humane idea

[languid meadow]

we need more nuclear powered cargo ships

we need more nuclear power

[crystal forum]

battleships are tough to crack and a cruise missile would do the equivalent of a torpedo strike, those things could take a few hits before going down. the best bet was aiming the super accurate cruise missiles at the screw and tower

[vagrant fox]

Good, the ak platform is doodoo ass

[storm jungle]

thats in development

so theres that at least

[nocturne crest]

It's already been done before.

[languid meadow]

Yeah I saw that looks cool hope it works

[nocturne crest]

No one picked it up but the germans.

And they'll probably pick it back up again.

[languid meadow]

it was a cargo passenger hybrid so it was bad at both iirc

[crystal forum]

russia has a nuclear powered icebreaker which is based WHY DONT WE HAVE THAT IN CANADA

[languid meadow]

true !

[median star]

the idea of nuclear tanks resulted in abominations

[languid meadow]

We need to do something with the worlds largest deposit of uranium

[crystal forum]

hey the object 279 looks cool as fuck though

[median star]

i still think its funny they used objekt as the word for all their experimental tanks

[scenic bolt]

in a standup fight probably, depends on logistics, cause when the US sent fleets to yemen past year it would have to withdraw in less than a week cause its antimissile systems were depleted, the transit and resupply takes the better part of a month

[median star]

instead of something like mk or type

[crystal forum]

i do too

[arctic talon]

Also wasn’t there the Cold War nuclear powered missile

[crystal forum]

the fucking thing

[arctic talon]

That was a nuke

That launched more nukes

[nocturne crest]

Yep.

Project Pluto.

A nuclear ramjet rocket.

[crystal forum]

the scenario had the ship just teleported to the battle of midway or something, no way to rearm

so limited amount of cruise missiles

and modern frigates have shitty main guns

peashooters

[scenic bolt]

WW2 fleets were expected to be on engagement for months on end

but they also resupplied at sea

[median star]

i find it rlly funny how hellfire missles now have the variant of really fast bladed giant piece of metal now

[nocturne crest]

Did anyone ever hear about the US' plan in launch a nuke on the moon?

[vagrant fox]

Just go through the thinish deck armour 4head
Some rich idiot should test this

[median star]

fuck the moon launch 2

[crystal forum]

you need to hit a vital part like the magazine, the screw or the bridge

for the yamato

battleships are so big you could hit literally nothing important

or just knock out a single turret

[scenic bolt]

the best use of nukes were using a nuclear cannon to launch stuff into space, NASA had a plan to use it to launch solar satellites into orbit and supply the worlds expected power needs for the next century for about $3 trillion dollars

[crystal forum]

how do the satellites transfer electricity to the ground

[nocturne crest]

Lasers

[median star]

instead

[languid meadow]

wifi beams

[scenic bolt]

wouldve used transmission, they had several different methods but it was all wireless

[nocturne crest]

Wait, please tell me if someone ever thought about using a nuclear explosion as propellant?

[crystal forum]

lasers are super wasteful for transferring energy

especially through the atmosphere

[crystal forum]

sounds like bullshit

[median star]

i dont remember who or where but theirwas the idea to use nukes as excavating tools

[viscid anvil]

talk to Nikalo Telsa he'll tell you

[crystal forum]

tesla's wireless energy was bullshit as well

[nocturne crest]

I know there was a plan to build a canal using nuclear explosions.

[crystal forum]

he invented AC current yet normies remember him for his crackpot ideas

[vagrant fox]

Yes, I'm mostly joking. Very hard to sink things. I would be interested to see how much damage it would do though

[languid meadow]

God speaking of insane cold war projects just reminded me of the AN225 and it's purpose to help launch space craft

[viscid anvil]

are you saying that because you cant understand what he did

[median star]

then we have the bismark being torn to shreds by a billion near 20 year old outdated planes

[languid meadow]

rest it's beautiful soul

[vagrant fox]

I remember a plan to use nukes in order to excavate a harbour in Alaska

[nocturne crest]

Man, the french need to build another Surcouf submarine.

[crystal forum]

im saying that because it takes a few power loss calculations to realize the amount of electricity required to power anything remotely would be astronomical and a huge waste of time

[forest orbit]

Whos Nicola Tesla

did he make those new cars

[median star]

[languid meadow]

Naval battles in the western theater were goofy asf and not as grand as the pacific theater sadly

[languid meadow]

happened in WW1 as well

[crystal forum]

his ideas were groundbreaking, his wireless energy bullshit was crackpot

stop trying to make him cooler than he was

[languid meadow]

We should bring back Dreadnaughts but nuclear powered, no this isn't a bad idea dw about it

[crystal forum]

inventing AC is already a significant step in humanity

[median star]

the fact germany frane and britan had such massive navies in such a small area

[forest orbit]

U.S weapon development be like

[crystal forum]

without AC we'd have nothing

[forest orbit]

"Sir we got a problem with mosquitos bothering nearby neighborhoods"

"Hm can we make a nuclear device to stop them?"

[arctic talon]

AC is extremely cool

tbh

[forest orbit]

I got one in my room

it does the job

[arctic talon]

lol

[forest orbit]

i guess

[arctic talon]

alternating current smh

[forest orbit]

oh whoops

[vagrant fox]

With modern very big guns yes

[forest orbit]

the black templar brainrot runs deep

[dusk patrol]

Least tone deaf grimdank meme

[nocturne crest]

Imagine a world where Ford managed to make mass produce the Nucleon.

[crystal forum]

DC just doesn't work for long ranges, the losses are too high

[storm jungle]

....

John fucking Brown

really

[crystal forum]

AC granted us the possibility of power plants being miles away

and so many other things

[dusk patrol]

But you don’t get it the genocidal warlord was wholesome Chungus because he sad backstory

[languid meadow]

HMS Dreadnought my beloved

[storm jungle]

Real.

also like

Angron would have rebelled even if he got his homies rescued

so like lol

[winter vessel]

“We are being reinforced with a dreadnought”

[forest orbit]

The Emperor uh

[crystal forum]

didn't do shit but still revolutionized the naval world

[forest orbit]

he kinda uhhh

he forgor...

[storm jungle]

He was too busy making his webway lego set

[arctic talon]

I think John Brown

would want to kill both Angron and The Emperor

Ima be real with you

Angron used serfs

and servitors lol

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[dusk patrol]

What a controversial take

[arctic talon]

crazy

I know

[dusk patrol]

But you don’t get it I saw a TikTok about how his backstory is sad

[arctic talon]

hell even Corax used serfs even if he treated them really well

but yeah slave is slave

[storm jungle]

I hate World Eater fans.
I hate World Eater fans.
I hate World Eater fans.
I hate World Eater fans.

[arctic talon]

[dusk patrol]

That means it’s OK if he was a evil mass, murdering, cruel, brutal genocidal warlord

[nocturne crest]

I think every chapter used serfs except Iron hands.

[storm jungle]

yea they were based

they used servitors instead

🧠

[arctic talon]

nah IH also use serfs

but they def use servitors

[storm jungle]

stop ruining my joke fucko

[dusk patrol]

Lotarra is so based guys! What? No I haven’t read all the fucked up stuff she does.

[languid meadow]

Such a shame that both Britain and Germany were too pussy to let their Dreadnoughts beat each other more

[winter vessel]

i like to think when Angron is on the battlefield killing his enemies by the masses it just sounds like a Lawnmower revving

[crystal forum]

i'm going to be explained why nikola tesla was actually based and a gigachad because electricity guns in 10 paragraphs of text soon

[vagrant fox]

What's there to rescue, you show up to take your supersoldier child but he's a moron who got himself mutilated
Worse than Mortarion smh

[storm jungle]

but but

my lotara abs

fuck me

get a life

holy shit

lmao

[forest orbit]

Im kind of worried uh

this Play guy has been writing

for the last 5 minutes

[nocturne crest]

I wonder if 40k took inspiration from tv shows like Thunderbirds.

[crystal forum]

he's writing a dissertation

[forest orbit]

Cant wait

[languid meadow]

either cooking or burning the house down

[arctic talon]

Lotara is like

[median star]

if he was so good why didnt he make electricity part 2 smh

[forest orbit]

Anyway im going back to play SM2

[arctic talon]

a flesh creature

and the ship now

lol

which is way cooler

[crystal forum]

electric boogaloo?

[storm jungle]

okay but

tits

[hallow basin]

ain't we all

[arctic talon]

She's literally a pile of meat + her soul is the entire ship

[winter vessel]

part of the ship...part of the crew

[storm jungle]

literally in her case

[arctic talon]

part of the ship part of the crew

[languid meadow]

counter point, ship with boobs 👍

[vagrant fox]

I'm too cool to be hated on 😎 🔥 🔥

[storm jungle]

SHUT UP.

[arctic talon]

Literally her + her entire command staff

have like

melted into the ship lol

and the command bridge moved

from where it used to be

[storm jungle]

How did that happen

[dusk patrol]

Ironically, they treat and equip their serfs way better than most chapters

[storm jungle]

are they stupid?

[arctic talon]

Uh

idk

[storm jungle]

okay they are stupid

[winter vessel]

"melted into the ship"

[arctic talon]

anyways uh

[median star]

you think angron ever gets freaky w the ship

[storm jungle]

LMAO

fucking family guy

[crystal forum]

alright well im driving home now somebody respond to the guy with L bozo for me when he finishes

[vagrant fox]

Yes they're world eaters they're morons

[arctic talon]

he doesn't have those parts anymore

prolly

[storm jungle]

Hes gonna get freaky shoving his hand up your as-

I swear Play

[languid meadow]

that hate sex is prob wild

[winter vessel]

Lotara to me is Vivian Banks from Fresh Prince of Bel Air

[storm jungle]

you better not prove me right again

[winter vessel]

the 1st Vivian

[storm jungle]

that every space marine pfp user is weird

[winter vessel]

not the 2nd one

[storm jungle]

im BEGGING you

[nocturne crest]

I could see the admech having something like this:

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-type-gif-24052524

[storm jungle]

HES STILL TYPING

WHAT IS IT

I swear if this is like some fucking weird ass scientific rant im gonna lose it

nobody is reading any of that shit

[vagrant fox]

I should have a marine pfp

[languid meadow]

Reminded of spider tanks and how cool they are

[storm jungle]

Wear one and be the exception

im legit tired of like

EVERY space marine pfp user being some weirdo

[median star]

you think they still got milk in the 41st millenia

[storm jungle]

yes

next question

[median star]

how about cereal

[storm jungle]

probably

[languid meadow]

normal ass cows are mentioned iirc they're just a luxury product

[storm jungle]

we do know they got alpacas as well

[vagrant fox]

Yes grimdark cereal exists

[storm jungle]

(no this isnt a meme)

[languid meadow]

Kellogg is a perpetual and his goal has been unchanged since his birth

[median star]

is food able to be demonically tainted

[storm jungle]

Kellog?

from Fallout 4?

damn

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-cat-laser-eyes-angry-cat-cyclops-nara-gif-26030753

Explode !

[storm jungle]

aaA-

[winter vessel]

they aint wrong

[storm jungle]

Actually yes lol

[vagrant fox]

Perhaps the oats kellogg who hates masturbating

[storm jungle]

it does leave psychic imprint

corpse starch has this quality

[vagrant fox]

Corpse starch cereal 🤔

[winter vessel]

psychic bacon

[languid meadow]

eat my bland cereal so you don't feel sinful thoughts

[median star]

does this impower or demoralize psykers

[storm jungle]

I love when people watching the show were like

"Oh my god this so goofy"

[nocturne crest]

Could you fight a Khorne cultist who is riding a bicycle?

[storm jungle]

meanwhile fallout

"I SHOULD KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS WHO IS THIS"

[vagrant fox]

In 40k there would only be shitty crispy bacon wouldn't there

[languid meadow]

[CANNIBAL} Eat the baby

[storm jungle]

^

[median star]

is it bionicaly attached or is he actually riding it

[dusk patrol]

Guys, important question, what primarch had sex? Do marines sex? Do sisters of battle sex sexy? Do Eldar and marines sex?

[winter vessel]

i remember doing the cabot house quest where you need to "rescue" the sister. thing is i killed everyone at the Pillars of the Community with a sniper it was just the one guy who had the key

[dusk patrol]

Please respond

[storm jungle]

Hold on

we forgot our daily tradition

[nocturne crest]

Actually riding it.

[storm jungle]

lets look at reddit

[median star]

yea its joever

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/you-are-not-normal-meme-meme-porn-you-puss-in-boots-gif-3253252044359436652

[languid meadow]

the cabbot house is one of the more fun quests in Fo4

but I just like Jack

[vagrant fox]

DAE sister of batrle HUGE tits?

[languid meadow]

he's so fun

[storm jungle]

I hate the internet

LMAO

[dusk patrol]

[nocturne crest]

I mean, they could be stuck on it.

[storm jungle]

"horu's fall seems so forced"

YES WE KNOW

EVERYONE SAYS THIS

FUCKING HELL

[dusk patrol]

Can space marines do very easy to find out thing

[vagrant fox]

Is this the one with ancient aliens?

[arctic talon]

can space marines shit?

[nocturne crest]

Just imagine a man on a axe or knife chasing you down on a pedal bicycle

[languid meadow]

yeah

[nocturne crest]

Actually, here's a thought.

[dusk patrol]

Why do space marines take offf their power packs in vehicles?

I DONT KNOW WHY DO YOU THINK

[median star]

do chaos space marines still wipe

[storm jungle]

.............

[languid meadow]

the psychic guy who's immortal who has an alien artefact on his head

[storm jungle]

AUAGGHGHGHGH

[nocturne crest]

Would Space marines be super lethal with a sling as a weapon?

[storm jungle]

"Is the Imperium stupid???"

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/warframe-arthur-arthur-nightingale-warframe-1999-1999-gif-4632106320046100632

[winter vessel]

imma be honest I thought they kept it on

[storm jungle]

same

[vagrant fox]

Free my man lorenzo he ain't do nothing wrong
It was one of like 3 fo4 quests I liked

[arctic talon]

what posses people to ask these questions

when they are literally answered

in the opening fucking

exposition dump

or in the core rulebook

[storm jungle]

Okay to not be sarcastic but like

being fucking stupid

and not reading wikis

[winter vessel]

ah, the one dlc where it threw back into the 90s boy band playlist again

[arctic talon]

oh wait they don't read

thats right

[storm jungle]

^

[languid meadow]

People in power use their power to benefit themselves??????

[storm jungle]

REAL.

[dusk patrol]

Dead internet theory remains undefeated

[storm jungle]

Id never do that

FUCK WRONG DM

[arctic talon]

peak fiction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtF6jiLxc88&pp=ygUWcGFydHkgb2YgeW91ciBsaWZldGltZQ%3D%3D

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/green-goblin-gif-14141276552966470862

[winter vessel]

heh

[arctic talon]

💀

[storm jungle]

gotta cover my tracks

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/want-you-to-do-it-gif-20550570

[nocturne crest]

Would the imperium use steam tanks if they found them?

[storm jungle]

EVERYONE is getting banned

[winter vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/winnie-the-pooh-ariel-little-gif-20171981

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-heat-explosion-car-crash-ambulance-explosion-gif-21207707

aaaaA-

[vagrant fox]

They should ask real questions, like why was horus not in charge of the 1k sons with his egyptian ass name

[storm jungle]

anyway yeah reddit sucks

[median star]

you dont have the gaul to strike me down id only come back dumber and stronger

[storm jungle]

now excuse me as i actually read these threads

because i got nothing to do

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-space-kamikaze-explosion-gif-15875063139611313358

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/darkest-dungeon-darkest-dungeon-2-flagellant-darkest-dungeon-darkest-dungeon-flagellant-gif-12170303291371620105

[winter vessel]

i remember that video of guys doing co-op where they repeatedly stomped on Norton's body before throwing the nugget corpse off a clip

[nocturne crest]

Does the guard have their own version of Green Light Teams?

[storm jungle]

Uhhh

Unless the warzone requires it no

suicide bombers are not a thing in 40k for um

[vagrant fox]

When I really want disappointment I go to imaginarywarhammer because 7/10 times the first post is just some gooner shit

[storm jungle]

"reasons"

lol

[storm jungle]

Never use that subreddit

its legit peak trash

art of white female characters dressed like sluts

"wow great art!"

[languid meadow]

Need more heavy infantry based regiments

[nocturne crest]

I think the only group that uses them is cultists and the penal legion.

[storm jungle]

Uh not even penals

[winter vessel]

granted i did see art on there where it was a nocturne based Sororitas order for Imaginarywarhammer

[storm jungle]

well they did

but again, reasons lol

suicide bombers are too close to real life for some people so they avoid using them in lore material

[nocturne crest]

Nah, Kamikaze is based.

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[winter vessel]

ssomebody say suicide bomber?

[vagrant fox]

A Deathwatch game writeup had cultists use suicide bomber children, absolutely peak

[storm jungle]

Based

also Dead Space 2 moment

💀

me when bio-bomb fetus

[viral halo]

im so tired

[winter vessel]

what haunted me was hearing the crying infant in that washer

[storm jungle]

God dead space 2 has so many fucked up moments

the kindergarten level still haunts me

[viral halo]

Point me towards this please

[winter vessel]

especially since the room across from me was our washer dryer room

[median star]

closest would prob be scions or elysians but id say theyd only be doing it in a very dire situation

[storm jungle]

^

suicide bombing in the Guard is very situational yaeh

[viral halo]

what happens in the kindergarden level

[languid meadow]

That one episode of tithes be like

[storm jungle]

LMAO

Fuck sakes

[viral halo]

I never played dead space

what happens

[storm jungle]

but its also literally what he did so

[viral halo]

enlighten me

[winter vessel]

I really like the Aeronautica in that episode

[storm jungle]

see right

[viral halo]

Tell me the fucked up moments!

[storm jungle]

theres space

[scenic bolt]

it was covered under HPC/R-4024-01 through HPC/R-4024-13 and DOE/ER-0023

[storm jungle]

where its dead

hence dead space

[viral halo]

I watched the one anime movie

[storm jungle]

Huh

not bad actually

lol

[dusk patrol]

Better meme

[winter vessel]

Irons was a badass in that animated movie, despite being Unitology kook

[storm jungle]

its shoddy in some parts but a fun flick

[languid meadow]

Altman be praised

[median star]

also technically its also what titus team was supposed to be doing in that next level animation recently they werent expected to come back but named helmets less character moment

[storm jungle]

also its like over 10 years old so lol

[storm jungle]

Altman's lore is so good

"i gotta destroy this relic so nobody worships it"

has entire religion built on him

💀

[viral halo]

I wish I knew more about dead space

[storm jungle]

I mean

you can watch vids

[viral halo]

pero no tengo tiempo por mas estudiar

[storm jungle]

its not an expansive universe but its very cool

its like 40k if it was an engineer's nightmare lol

[winter vessel]

i do like the in lore explanation for when necromorph corpses/biomass disappear to avoid asset bugging. Like, they never really die, they just gather itself up to create those fleshy walls

[viral halo]

mmmmm 40k

warhammer

[storm jungle]

hammer

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-hot-as-hell-drooling-gif-22722557

[storm jungle]

the game has a lot of great lore tidbits like that

[vagrant fox]

Just put on a no commentary playthrough 4head

[viral halo]

That's just cuckoldry

[storm jungle]

Haha get fucked

[winter vessel]

security rig was my favorite one to use

[storm jungle]

god that rig is peak

[vagrant fox]

Im cucking your lungs by breathing

[storm jungle]

i think my favorite was the marine ones

the uhh white ribbed armor

[languid meadow]

Blue is such a good colour

[storm jungle]

its dullness helps here

[winter vessel]

that ones sweet too

[storm jungle]

Yeah that one

i love the skull helmet look

its so good

the rigs in DS are such good designs

brutalist as hell

[winter vessel]

i do like it

none of pristine slick look some sci fi media does

[languid meadow]

I love the corpse vibe every human structure has

[storm jungle]

same

i think they said the main vibe was uh

"everyone and everything has to look like a ribcage"

lol

its such a weirdly cool aesthetic

[vagrant fox]

I was just thinking that about the Ishimura ship

[storm jungle]

the Ishimura itself is a character in itself

[vagrant fox]

Very goated design

[storm jungle]

100%

[winter vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-space-stomp-stomping-isaac-clarke-stop-it-gif-27372414 when i find the one beggar underneath a highway asking for some change:

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[scenic bolt]

callisto protocol disproving the great man theory

[languid meadow]

rotting !

[storm jungle]

cracking the planets!

[storm jungle]

[winter vessel]

trailer had me sleeping two hours max for three days because of twinkle twinkle little star when i watched it when i was six years old

[storm jungle]

aw hell no

peak PTSD material 💀

[languid meadow]

I quite enjoy Calisto protocol on the fact I really like thinking about what goes on underneath the ice of Europa and Callisto

[nocturne crest]

Do you think the orks would be impressed by the JATO Rocket car?

[storm jungle]

Uhhh

its humie made

[languid meadow]

really good horror material

[storm jungle]

so they'd say

Its cool

Breaks it apart

Makes the exact same thing but Ork

Now its better

[winter vessel]

too bad the combat system was F'd

[languid meadow]

yeah

[crystal forum]

what website can i use to see

also did the tesla guy respond yet

[storm jungle]

Uh

I pointed out hes been typing for over 10 minutes

and he just stopped typing

I assume he realised nobody was gonna read it

[crystal forum]

i guess he did the math

[storm jungle]

Also like

he only had 2 messages the moment he joined

and the 2nd was very weirdly accusatory and hostile to your message

i wasnt exactly expecting much lol

[crystal forum]

i insulted god messiah tesla

[sly ivy]

That’s my alt

[vagrant fox]

Bozo couldn't even compete with a light bulb and elephant electrocutioner guy, Tesla flunked

[languid meadow]

I see the homunculus escaped

[sly ivy]

the thing is like Tesla is still winning big it’s cringe to defend a winner 😐

We’ll see if that continues lmao

Fortunately I own no shares

Nvidia on the other hand

[winter vessel]

Homonculus?

[vagrant fox]

I'll side with anyone who electrocutes elephants to prove a point tbh

[sly ivy]

Elephants and humans are natural enemies. Only makes sense.

[vagrant fox]

I have vague recollections of this, weren't they all made from gods semen in the end

[languid meadow]

Like humans and wolves, or humans and bears, or humans and other humans

damn humans they ruined earth

[sly ivy]

At least they took down the evil elephant empire first

[winter vessel]

alchemy, transmutation stuff, its been years

[median star]

this is what you have been writing

[sly ivy]

I always forget this boring game has some decent lore

[languid meadow]

Love battletech

[sly ivy]

It would make a good high budget like hbo series

[outer wave]

Did I miss a Tesla user in this chat?

[crystal forum]

swing and a miss

[outer wave]

Damn

[outer wave]

The Inner Sphere are just jealous that the Clans got a Charger that works

[sly ivy]

You can beat me up instead I unironically think Tesla is awesome. But I’m not writing a novel to defend my abhorrent views.

Weren’t there a bunch of battletech novels

I have this vague recollection from my days as a youth

[outer wave]

There's a bunch

Dunno how good they are

[sly ivy]

In the 90s

[languid meadow]

there was a new game about the clans recently I've heard good things about it

[sly ivy]

Oh really I had no idea

[outer wave]

I havent played it but I have it; Ive heard the story is pretty good but lacks alot of replayability because its a mostly linear story

[crystal forum]

he thought i was wrong when i said tesla's wireless energy was a crackpot idea, which wasn't even my original point

[sly ivy]

Battletech seems like a good everyone is gray no good guys no bad guys universe

[languid meadow]

I mean there is bad guys and good guys

a lot of gray but def some good and bad

[outer wave]

^

Amaris is objectively a bad person

[opaque coyote]

Is there like a

Mostly good faction in battletech

[outer wave]

Davion?

[sly ivy]

Well so am I but I’m still my favorite character

[outer wave]

Davion, I wanna say House Davion

[arctic talon]

Davion feels like

not evil

tbh

at least to me

[outer wave]

Well, long as you havent snaked your way up to ruling the entire known galaxy by killing the head and locking yourself in there, then going insane and trying to kill off all of the galaxy's defense force by nuking entire worlds, yeah

[outer wave]

None of the houses are incredibly good, but Davion are the most justice oriented

Pretty self righteous folks

[sly ivy]

Sounds fake and gay

House Wokeion amiright

[opaque coyote]

I have had someone argue that the Night Lords are the most morally upright SMs.

Wanna know why? Cause they only torture a few people when pacifying planets.

[crystal forum]

@scenic bolt do i have to look it up on the department of energy's website

i'm genuinely interested

hey kaggen

button up your shirt

[arctic talon]

"I helped conquer a thousand worlds. Did anyone ever call me Skaros the Worldtaker? No."

"I killed dozens of loyalists captains. Did anyone ever call me Skaros the Champion? No!"

“But you skin a few babies”

Quote from Skaros the Infantflayer

[sly ivy]

Lmao Night Lords effective altruists confirmed

[median star]

the department of energy has some strange weapons

[crystal forum]

also elon musk has access to all its information

🙏

[opaque coyote]

Didn't he fire like a bunch of people literally maintaining the USA's nukes

And then desperately try to hire them back

[scenic bolt]

just got out of a match

[sly ivy]

Did u died

[median star]

he left me in charge switzerland goes first

[scenic bolt]

so thats actually much harder to piece together than I thought initially cause of DOGE

[crystal forum]

LMAO

[scenic bolt]

nah we were good

[sly ivy]

He just plain left me and I’m pregnant

[crystal forum]

i didn't know DOGE would impact me but here we are

[arctic talon]

I love DOGE's butchering of government websites

[scenic bolt]

so the jist of it was a joint DOE/NASA/Congress carter initiative in 78 to explore the usage of solar power satellites

[arctic talon]

anyways did you know their website had several serious vulnerabiltiies

and hypothetically speaking

[sly ivy]

You can’t say things aren’t entertaining

Can you

[arctic talon]

you could easily hack into it and post whatever you want

[crystal forum]

government websites were antiquated BUT THEY WORKED

[sly ivy]

CAN you

[scenic bolt]

most of it was published under the house committee

[arctic talon]

and hypothetically speaking

I could have hacked into it

[sly ivy]

What does America do? It entertains

[scenic bolt]

with DOE publishing a little

[sly ivy]

Also kills people 🇺🇸

[outer wave]

Legit a common theme with this from what Ive been hearing

[nocturne crest]

Would Slingshots still exists in 40k?

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[languid meadow]

reddit nation

[arctic talon]

Def on like

[viral halo]

As a teacher I think we should get rid of the DOE

[crystal forum]

how was the energy supposed to be transferred to the ground though i'm really imterested

[arctic talon]

primative/feral worlds

[sly ivy]

But as Arnold says in true lies “they were all bad”

[arctic talon]

jokes aside I think DOGE is comically incompetent

at least with that website

[scenic bolt]

from discussion I saw about those documents they had two primary methods lasers like you mentioned and microwaves

[arctic talon]

because like

[crystal forum]

i can never tell if you're joking or not sometimes

[opaque coyote]

I didn't ask to join the circus, but I'm a clown anyways

[scenic bolt]

in both cases they were like lol we dont care about power transmission loss we'll just power through it

[arctic talon]

I don't even have my cyber security degree yet and hypothetically speaking there were several really bad exploits 💀

[crystal forum]

microwaves... that's pretty novel

[viral halo]

I genuinely hate most other teachers, spineless cowards pretending to be the messiah

[sly ivy]

Based

[viral halo]

Any teacher that takes it out on kids writes a kid off as a lost cause should play in traffice

We signed up for this shit to TEACH THESE MFS DOG

[outer wave]

Its kinda ironic seeing how the folks at DOGE can get access to people's data, then cant even make their own god damn site, much less run how the finances of the government should be divvy'd up

[viral halo]

THIS AINT PRE SCHOOL BITCH; TEACH THEM THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM

[crystal forum]

DOE as in department of energy not education

[viral halo]

I don't read previous messages you know this

[arctic talon]

honestly it was clearly put together in like under 24 hours lol

[scenic bolt]

and in terms of creating flyover exclusion zones cause both would necessitate they leaned towards ocean based installations using decommisioned oil rigs, but the counter to that is oceans usually have a ton of clouds so deserts were an alternative

[opaque coyote]

Tbf don't teachers have like

[viral halo]

I ping what I find interesting

[opaque coyote]

Dogshit pay

[crystal forum]

im sorry my love

[arctic talon]

Like

its kind of hilarious

I feel like some of the people working at DOGE

just got told to

[viral halo]

if you live in a broke ahh area yea

[arctic talon]

"put up a website tomorrow"

and that was the end result

lol

[opaque coyote]

The fucking college students lmao

[viral halo]

A decent amount of the teachers where I live make six figures

[opaque coyote]

[viral halo]

Shit I'm getting close to six figures

[opaque coyote]

Which is...

A good chunk of America tbh

[viral halo]

and I've only been teaching for like a few years

[opaque coyote]

[outer wave]

100% going to be a common theme with DOGE for the next few years, unless Trunp decides to axe the system part way through

[viral halo]

https://tenor.com/view/rich-off-airpods-richoffairpods-stack-band-bandforband-gif-4351078540525453133

[arctic talon]

Do you think working at DOGE would be good on your resume