fucking bitch, shes lucky shes cute
#40k-lore-chat
storm jungle
forest orbit
TRUUUU
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i like montreal but fuck me sideways i am not living there
forest orbit
But yeah Cheta being so ironically "human" helps boost it a lot
dusk patrol
Gurnee is about 2 hours from me I think
storm jungle
Yep also again adds depth compared to her being just a generic noble
dusk patrol
Toronto was pretty nice
forest orbit
I get enough of those in most 40k shit I read so i agree
its nice to have a difference
crystal forum
toronto sucks
forest orbit
even if the book still had a lot of asshole generic nobles
crystal forum
inferior montreal
storm jungle
hey you know how it is with rich people
dusk patrol
Uh huh
storm jungle
crystal forum
dilara stop posting images of his twin brother
forest orbit
that scene in the nightclub was sad bro
storm jungle
dilara stop posting images of his twin brother
whos
dusk patrol
Quebec was ok if it wasnāt for all the French, ugh
storm jungle
that scene in the nightclub was sad bro
Only part of the novel where I felt anything tbh
dusk patrol
Imagine being cucked by France still after like
crystal forum
americans when not english
dusk patrol
200 years
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americans when not english
Its all they got when its not ruining other countries tbh
crystal forum
england cucked new france you got it the other way around
forest orbit
Only part of the novel where I felt anything tbh
I did hate when they were also calling for help from the bargirl and she got clapped š
dusk patrol
Either way
crystal forum
did you know how new france fell to the british
dusk patrol
But it was nice
dusk patrol
Paris actually, Iāll say, I had largely only positive experiences there
storm jungle
Well if he got blasted by that shotgun we'd have no novel dingus
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the english general climbed a hill and attacked from behind and boom now the entire colony is controlled by the uk
forest orbit
fuck you, you said it yourself hes a PRICK
dusk patrol
I mostly didnāt meet anyone who was actually rude or mean
storm jungle
Yeah but hes a well writtne prick
actually you reminded me
i think my favorite thing was how throughout the entire novel hes like
"man i cant wait to leave this planet by the time they start the ritual, hehehe fucking idiots"
dusk patrol
Maybe Iām just a ray of sunshine but yeah, people were nice
crystal forum
I mostly didnāt meet anyone who was actually rude or mean
that's because you're a tourist and american
storm jungle
hey its either being an imperial nazi or a spikey brainwashed cthulu cultist
dusk patrol
I somehow doubt theyāre being nice to me because of that
forest orbit
homie really thought he was gonna distrupt terra itself 
dusk patrol
I wasnāt giving any of them money
storm jungle
such it is with chaos characters tho again
guy thinks hes more important than he actually is
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I somehow doubt theyāre being nice to me because of that
they're not being nice they just dont insult you in english
dusk patrol
Jay Iām capable of reading vibes
gray umbra
they're not being nice they just dont insult you in english
Thats every ethnicity lol
crystal forum
Thats every ethnicity lol
Paris is worse
forest orbit
not the worst edgelord chaos character i read
looks at Night Lords trilogy
but agreed i liked him still
forest orbit
it's a good trilogy i will fight you
storm jungle
Yep tho it does make me wish we got more books with chaos cult centric content
forest orbit
Saaaaaame
forest orbit
I do wish we got more chaos cultist stuff in general for novels
something like day of ascension but chaos would be great
storm jungle
dusk patrol
It is popular
forest orbit
Anyway
dusk patrol
I mean people seem to love it
forest orbit
I hope it happens at some point
dusk patrol
So itās the best obviously
storm jungle
Yeah your day of ascension comparison is what i hope for
it was a novel i also liked
even if uh
it kinda dragged near the end
forest orbit
Yeaaaah but theres not exactly much you can do with a GSC plot
its always getting eaten lol
minus uh you know that one
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gray umbra
"It was me, i was a genestealer all along"
dusk patrol
Austria was nice too
storm jungle
based
storm jungle
did you like the mention of alpacas lol
forest orbit
Lmfao that did take me out instantly
also again like i said shows its age
nowadays it would be some madeup animal
storm jungle
what did you think of the novel overall though
forest orbit
I think its good but the ironic anti-climactic ending leaves a bit a lot to be desired
storm jungle
I felt a bit the same but i get why the author did it
dusk patrol
In general I kinda think people who go on about so and so country or whatever being mean are probably assholes themselves a bit, sure some people are rude or whatever but most places Iāve been if you act respectful and friendly people are friendly enough.
forest orbit
the protagonist who i also forgot GOD DAMN IT also just doesnt do much
forest orbit
yeah that did also take me out
because it makes it feel like days pass between chapters
dusk patrol
it *is* a bit jarring since the entire book takes place over 15 hours lol
Damn
15 hours
Takes places
Over 15 hours?!
gray umbra
I just do the midtown manhattan thing of not being nosy
gray umbra
If im interacting with someone im nice
forest orbit
Yeah it just didnt have much for me
but like this novel is older than some people in this server so i dont lay blame on it too much
dusk patrol
Wait
storm jungle
Ye me neither
dusk patrol
Is the show 24 called that cause
storm jungle
it definitely leaves a lot to be desired
dusk patrol
It takes place over 24 hours?!
storm jungle
but its kinda the life in the guard
forest orbit
yeeeep
its miserable
I think my favorite part was the uh
his squadmates making fun of his dad's grandpa's story
storm jungle
God that fucking part
i kinda felt bad laughing at it
but they are right honestly
forest orbit
I mean yeah
the kid is naive as shit
he doesnt wanna accept hes gonna die in a ditch forgotten
forest orbit
true dat
gray umbra
Nah hes gonna make his grandad proud
storm jungle
forest orbit
Nah blud is cooked š
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it *is* a bit jarring since the entire book takes place over 15 hours lol
those kinds of books are interesting. it's like under the dome which has 1000 pages taking place in like 4 days
a lot of details for every minute of the day
storm jungle
those kinds of books are interesting. it's like under the dome which has 1000 pa...
Yeah when it works it works.
15 hours is also a classic so to say
so i didnt mind it like i said
forest orbit
Yeah it serves the novel
gray umbra
That guys entire bloodline
dusk patrol
Or Bio-dome which is technically 1 hour and 28 minutes but feels like days
forest orbit
That guys entire bloodline
The best part is he says his grandad got out by winning a lottery
sacred ginkgo
Wind and Truth being like 500,000 words or so and 10 days long
storm jungle
KEK
dusk patrol
War and Peace is 28 days of reading long
forest orbit
what a dumbass
gray umbra
That is very 40k
storm jungle
It very much is ye
the entire novel is just hopeless
its also like, a VERY basic warzone
its just WW1 staring-across-trenches thing
forest orbit
Yeah i appreciated the basic vibe of that as well
gray umbra
"Those crates just fell on their heads. Who else will use their ration tickets?"
storm jungle
forest orbit
I just had to read the book though because I read a lot of early 40k books but its always been marine centric since its kinda what i shaped up to be when i got into the hobby lol
so i skipped 15 Hours as just guard slop at first
storm jungle
Now do you know how bad guard slop actually gets
gray umbra
Marine slop is marine slop but its a good entry point
forest orbit
Kind of
gray umbra
And then you get older and develop taste
dusk patrol
Ragnar and Ventris series are amazing
forest orbit
Space Marine fans i ngeneral have a very bad coping mechanism of not accepting most of their books suck
dusk patrol
Rafen trilogy sucks
forest orbit
the good books thankfully are still there
you just need a good recommendation for it
dusk patrol
But Ventris Id say is a good entry point
storm jungle
Im tryng to remember the first good i read...
I THINK it was Path of the Dark Eldar and then Ragnar straight after
forest orbit
explains a lot
gray umbra
I did the horus heresy thing
forest orbit
oof
dusk patrol
Boo
storm jungle
Someone stone this man
gray umbra
Thought the first 3 were good but then it fell off
dusk patrol
My first was Titanicus I think
dusk patrol
And then Gauntās Ghosts
storm jungle
at this point this is a cliche (even if its true)
"first 3 HH books are great, then I hated it"
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dusk patrol
Then Ventris/Eisenhorn
forest orbit
Well it IS true kinda
gray umbra
Yeah basically. Theres like a handful afterwards that are decent
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my first book was gaunt's ghost second omnibus
dusk patrol
My controversial take is the first three books are actually super mid
forest orbit
Hard to square up to Dan Abnett
dusk patrol
And it only starts getting good after
storm jungle
My controversial take is the first three books are actually super mid
they really suffer from "this was originally gonna be 10 books"
gray umbra
But then its like i read ciaphas, gaunts ghosts
storm jungle
i think they are good but uh
I REALLY
REALLY
can do without the MCU lines
"They walked like a legion, A BLACK LEGION"
fuck off
dusk patrol
Theyāre not badly written just
storm jungle
dusk patrol
I donāt enjoy them
forest orbit
^
dusk patrol
I donāt blame the authors but
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i dont enjoy eisenhorn as much as you dilara
forest orbit
I wouldnt praise them highly but they are good
dusk patrol
Itās just rough
forest orbit
so thats correct
storm jungle
Itās just rough
Space marines fighting space marines?
Such an idea was laughable!
yes I get it
gray umbra
Eisenhorn is alright it just suffers from a lot of meme potential
forest orbit
Horus turning traitor? Such an idea was ABSURD
storm jungle
AAA-
dusk patrol
Itās something that I probably would have liked better if I read it as it was coming out
crystal forum
Space marines fighting space marines?
i read the first 3 HH books not knowing much 40k lore so i thought it was cool
dusk patrol
Jay you still donāt know much 40k lore
gray umbra
"I am perpetually stoic because some guy tortured me so much my face doesnt have nerves anymore"
dusk patrol
crystal forum
i know about valhallans
dusk patrol
Gross
storm jungle
Yeah its your pfp dingus!
gray umbra
500 references to eisenhorns carthaen swordsmanship skills
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i can name every leman russ variant
paper haven
The very idea that a space marine would kill another space marine? Laughable.
Meanwhile World eaters are regularly killing each other, they even had a fight with the Space Wolves.
crystal forum
i was there when the emperor died
gray umbra
Alpha legion are loyal!!
storm jungle
all of you SHUT UP
paper haven
his IMPERIAL FIST
crystal forum
also the two missing legions probably were killed by space marines
storm jungle
gray umbra
No way
forest orbit
also the two missing legions probably were killed by space marines
not "probably"
they literally were
crystal forum
allegedly
storm jungle
No way
All because of Horus, because of the brightest bastard son, the bringer of new strife.
Dorn heard stone splinter. He looked down, he had punched his fist, his Imperial fist, through a block of stone in the parapet. He had barely registered the impact. The block was pulverised.
"My lord, is everything all right?ā
gray umbra
God damn it
storm jungle
I hate this.
you cna picture like
Abnett writing this
stopping
looking at the sentence
and being like
paper haven
I hate it so much that I circle around to loving it
storm jungle
"Yeaaaah thats some good shit."
storm jungle
I hate it so much that I circle around to loving it
Nah like its peak for the wrong reasons
Abnett 100% wrote this as a serious line
hes like that
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i like to think he planned that phrase since the beginning of the book
storm jungle
crystal forum
he needed an excuse
storm jungle
100%
paper haven
Abnett 100% wrote this as a serious line
That makes it better
gray umbra
Thats as about on the nose as ferrus manus and his iron hands
crystal forum
he has a logbook full of one liners in his desk
gray umbra
No doubt
paper haven
I had to put the book down for a minute
storm jungle
same tier vibe
paper haven
At the imperial fist line
storm jungle
Real, me too
crystal forum
peak 40k
dusk patrol
Ngl I love that stupid shit
storm jungle
"No no no he COULDNT have done this"
paper haven
dusk patrol
Itās dumb but memorable
storm jungle
like i said
it works BECAUSE its suppose to be taken seriously
but like, no its not
its great
paper haven
Me too but it was a different homelander moment
storm jungle
entirely understandable
crystal forum
that's the thing with HH the dumb shit gets old after the first books
dusk patrol
languid meadow
to choke Fulgrim
crystal forum
but it's fun for the first ones
gray umbra
Chaos spawn from the first book
storm jungle
"fuck erebu-"
Shut the fuck up
dusk patrol
I canāt wait for them to try to top the last four seasons with the boys for a gross out weird sex thing
crystal forum
am i not allowed to hate him
gray umbra
It has teeth LOTS AND LOTS OF TEETH
dusk patrol
storm jungle
I canāt wait for them to try to top the last four seasons with the boys for a gr...
Same, its gonna be great
paper haven
Hey, did you know Erebus is hated?
storm jungle
Hey, did you know Erebus is hated?
Im so glad he kills Loken
i legit clapped when it happened
crystal forum
I canāt wait for them to try to top the last four seasons with the boys for a gr...
they will show straight up scat porn at this point
storm jungle
its SO fucking funny
storm jungle
they will show straight up scat porn at this point
Still tame compared to the source material
languid meadow
No matter how weird the show gets it's still better than the comics LMAO
crystal forum
i did not enjoy the last season
storm jungle
Ennis is a racist, sexist, homophobic piece of shit
paper haven
The show is legit better than the comics
dusk patrol
they will show straight up scat porn at this point
Hey what if a guy duplicated himself and ate his own ass out?
Isnāt that great? Wait why are you looking at me weird
Itās why I like invincible
gray umbra
I just want the boys to conclude at this point
storm jungle
The show is legit better than the comics
Remember he got so mad he made a response comic
and its like
hughie with his awfully written trans friend
dusk patrol
They use their powers, mostly, pretty uniquely
Except Eve cause
Sheās so broken as fuck
storm jungle
Hey what if a guy duplicated himself and ate his own ass out?
Isnāt that great?...
Honestly thats the thing
like
people would legit do this shit with their powers
paper haven
The very idea that Eve can even be beaten in a fight is laughable to me
crystal forum
eternal they made ass gross to me of all people
dusk patrol
Rewatching season 1 is wild
storm jungle
As long as they bash american politics im happy
paper haven
The bitch can straight up rewrite reality, there's no beating that
dusk patrol
With how much higher quality it is
arctic talon
Except Eve cause
Great value green lantern
gray umbra
My favorite char was soldier boy
storm jungle
The bitch can straight up rewrite reality, there's no beating that
Yeah and she still cant make buildings
arctic talon
She can be so much more lol
crystal forum
The bitch can straight up rewrite reality, there's no beating that
she weak
gray umbra
"No FUCK YOU"
storm jungle
stupid fucking bitch-
storm jungle
"No FUCK YOU"
"You made those words up."
crystal forum
My favorite char was soldier boy
that's because jensen ackles
crystal forum
he's so hot
gray umbra
This is true
dusk patrol
They even have a mental block to nerf her and sheās still insane
arctic talon
Turns your gun into an active bomb
paper haven
Soldier boy is my favorite character
arctic talon
storm jungle
Theres also people asking like
"Why doesnt Eve just spawn gold bars and make themselves rich"
Because she wants to be normal
have you seen her dad
š
dusk patrol
Well they should have said that tbh
crystal forum
Theres also people asking like
"Why doesnt Eve just spawn gold bars and make th...
she literally tries this
arctic talon
have you seen her dad
Her dad is a prick
storm jungle
Yeah that i agree with
arctic talon
Tbf
paper haven
Just make their clothes lead. You've done it before, Eve
storm jungle
she literally tries this
Thats afterwards with her breakdown tho
She very much dials herself back
languid meadow
bro is one bad day away from creating a slur for heroes
storm jungle
Eves dads writing is a part I wish had improved from the comics
Realistic dad tbh
crystal forum
also making new gold will just reduce the global price of gold by increasing supply
storm jungle
also making new gold will just reduce the global price of gold by increasing sup...
Thats some Mauler twins type of plot
dusk patrol
Realistic maybe but itās not interesting, same as uh
storm jungle
"We will be worse than supervillains."
dusk patrol
Marks girlfriend in the comics
paper haven
I like how laughably pathetic her dad is though
storm jungle
Same
crystal forum
her dad suxks
dusk patrol
Itās just boring to me
gray umbra
Maulers get into health insurange
storm jungle
Hes an average white american dad
arctic talon
He is a boring 1 note character
storm jungle
so it works
paper haven
"Yes, we will be BUSINESSMEN."
Best moment so far
storm jungle
Best moment so far
They will be back thankfully
arctic talon
Maulers get into health insurange
It was telecom services actually
paper haven
The real villians.
crystal forum
can't eve manipulate organic matter if it wasnt for a limiter
paper haven
Yeah.
dusk patrol
I donāt like when I can predict exactly how a character will act always
storm jungle
reshape someones atoms?
storm jungle
i feel like you'd make a flesh monster if oyu dont know what you are doing
no like
a person
arctic talon
She canāt reshape biological matter
arctic talon
Well
crystal forum
i feel like you'd make a flesh monster if oyu dont know what you are doing
improvement for the dad
storm jungle
im sorry jay
arctic talon
She could
dusk patrol
She can
arctic talon
But she has a mental block
dusk patrol
But she has a mental block
storm jungle
LMAO
arctic talon
Yeah
paper haven
Mental block, yeah yeah
crystal forum
mental block
languid meadow
dementia
arctic talon
Anyways eve turn them into uranium
storm jungle
Based
storm jungle
so shes basically the Emperor
dusk patrol
She also loses this at certain points
storm jungle
but no plot restriction
arctic talon
Also doc seismic is better
storm jungle
sounds about right
paper haven
Your guns are now made of Uranium
dusk patrol
Sheās basically scarlet witch when she does
storm jungle
Id say even more above ngl
paper haven
Whoops, now its acid
arctic talon
I like how they made him like
storm jungle
tho im a massive Scarlet hater so
crystal forum
Your guns are now made of Uranium
your lungs are now full of plutonium dust
have fun
gay wad
arctic talon
Funniest change ever
storm jungle
PC/woke dude
HEY
paper haven
That oxygen you're breathing? It's now too much oxygen
storm jungle
HE HAS A NAME
arctic talon
Doc seismic
crystal forum
like just trapping people in fucking concrete boxes
im 90% sure she literally kills the clones with concrete because they have no window
languid meadow
I LOVE HYPEROXIA
dusk patrol
Machine Head is the best character
arctic talon
In the show heās insane + heās politically correct
storm jungle
šµ I kNoW WhEre YoUr FaMiLy LiVeSšµ
languid meadow
I love machine head
storm jungle
Lmfao
arctic talon
But itās funny to see him yap about stuff
languid meadow
his voice is so nice
crystal forum
i love giving machine head
storm jungle
I love machine head
I love him losing his cool last ep
paper haven
Bro chill
dusk patrol
That being said
storm jungle
bro is hella racist
crystal forum
im surprised black rock guy didn't punch him for that
paper haven
You ever get so mad that you become a cannibal?
Couldn't be me.
arctic talon
I love him losing his cool last ep
āI WILL DROWN YOU IN YOUR DAUGHTERS BLOOD, SKIN YOUR WIFE AND EAT YOUR WIFEāS FUCKING HEART AND THATS SAYING A LOT BECAUSE I DONāT EVEN EAT MEATā
storm jungle
im surprised black rock guy didn't punch him for that
He cant
arctic talon
im surprised black rock guy didn't punch him for that
Why would he
storm jungle
hes a in room filled with supervillains under his employ
dusk patrol
Holy fuck I wish they had let the dragon dude die last episode
storm jungle
āI WILL DROWN YOU IN YOUR DAUGHTERS BLOOD, SKIN YOUR WIFE AND EAT YOUR WIFEāS FU...
LMFAO
storm jungle
Holy fuck I wish they had let the dragon dude die last episode
same
hes such a prick
crystal forum
Why would he
what would machine head do
storm jungle
fucking old asshole
arctic talon
what would machine head do
The other members of the order prolly wouldnāt let him
dusk patrol
im surprised black rock guy didn't punch him for that
The idea with machine head is basically heās always playing the long game
paper haven
I gotta actually watch the most recent episode
dusk patrol
His chip lets him see quantum probabilities
paper haven
All I've seen so far are the memes
arctic talon
Holy fuck I wish they had let the dragon dude die last episode
Also lore wise he canāt die or else the dragon goes on a rampage
crystal forum
The other members of the order prolly wouldnāt let him
you just become the next leader
dusk patrol
Which is probably how he could even contact Battle Beast
His chip told him to somehow do it and what to say
storm jungle
That makes a lot of sense
arctic talon
Not sure if theyāve changed that in the show
storm jungle
huh
paper haven
So how did Battle beast get imprisoned?
arctic talon
But thatās why they canāt kill mr liu in the comics
dusk patrol
He didnāt
crystal forum
is machine head just a robot with a human body
storm jungle
Uhhh
crystal forum
is there even a brain
paper haven
Does that ever get explained?
arctic talon
So how did Battle beast get imprisoned?
He let them
dusk patrol
He wanted to fight Viltrumites
arctic talon
Lol
storm jungle
He wanted to fight Viltrumites
^
arctic talon
is machine head just a robot with a human body
Heās a robot head on a human body
dusk patrol
That was an easy way to get to them
paper haven
Ah ok
storm jungle
Bro was lying in wait
he was doing a Know No Fear cover at the end of the episode for a reason
arctic talon
Also machine head apparently needs to eat still
crystal forum
Heās a robot head on a human body
so there's no humanity in him
arctic talon
Which is funny lol
storm jungle
Also machine head apparently needs to eat still
also
he has a fembot gooner poster in his cell
š
so like
arctic talon
Also heās a vegetarian apparently
storm jungle
hes definitely human
arctic talon
Which is hilarious
paper haven
Human in all the bad ways
arctic talon
Since he mentions he doesnāt eat meat
crystal forum
also there only being 50 viltrumites explains why furry bait hasn't ever found any yet
paper haven
He just got rid of the good stuff
storm jungle
also there only being 50 viltrumites explains why furry bait hasn't ever found a...
"furrybait"
š
NAHHH
paper haven
What, is she a robot body with a human head?
arctic talon
No
dusk patrol
He literally gets off while fighting
crystal forum
i'm already sold with battle beast dude
crystal forum
hot
storm jungle
Battle Beast gets like SO good later
paper haven
I imagine she looks like
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/invincible-battle-beast-blood-fight-licking-lips-gif-2765...
he came
š
dusk patrol
Like heās legit a combat sexual
storm jungle
He just destroyed a minor's ribcage
arctic talon
Bro gets off to violence
storm jungle
arctic talon
He just destroyed a minor's ribcage
18 year olds
crystal forum
where does he come from anyways
arctic talon
where does he come from anyways
A planet
dusk patrol
Luckily the biggest enemies he has to fight are mostly bad guys
arctic talon
Itās shown later
crystal forum
is he from a species
arctic talon
Yeah
crystal forum
all strong
dusk patrol
Heās a eugenics experiment iirc
crystal forum
ah
arctic talon
Battle beast is just the apex of his species
storm jungle
where does he come from anyways
Battle Beast was once the planetary Guardian of his home planet. However due to the constant fighting, he would grow addicted to it and eventually leave to seek worthy combatants [2]
this is his entire non-spoiler origin
arctic talon
As is his daughter when she eventually shows up
crystal forum
eugenics for the win yet again
paper haven
Battle beast, go to therapy
dusk patrol
As you can predict itās leading to them putting together a team to kill the remaining Viltrumites
arctic talon
Invincible has a weird thing with eugenics lol
dusk patrol
We havenāt seen the most dangerous Viltrumite yet
storm jungle
Hope nothing goes wrong with that!
arctic talon
Mhm
storm jungle
crystal forum
kregg?
storm jungle
God i cannot wait for him even if hes next season
paper haven
The anti-Viltrumite squad. Consisting mostly of Viltrimites.
storm jungle
^
crystal forum
invincible is power level: the comic
storm jungle
I need to get that panel
dusk patrol
And Nolan is one of their best
storm jungle
hold on
crystal forum
emperor of 50 people
dusk patrol
Emperor of half the galaxy
crystal forum
Emperor of half the galaxy
i thought it was multiple galaxies
paper haven
So why are there onlhy 50 viltrimites? Don't they have kids?
dusk patrol
Probably I canāt recall
dusk patrol
So why are there onlhy 50 viltrimites? Don't they have kids?
Itās explained
arctic talon
So why are there onlhy 50 viltrimites? Don't they have kids?
Theyāre racist
crystal forum
So why are there onlhy 50 viltrimites? Don't they have kids?
that's pure blooded
paper haven
you figure the moment that they realized that Invincible was a strong subject, they'd immediately go to earth to have more kids
arctic talon
They want to maintain the āpurityā of viltrumite blood
storm jungle
So why are there onlhy 50 viltrimites? Don't they have kids?
Basically imagine if space marines had the abilities of superman
now make them even more racist
crystal forum
there's prob tons of non pure blooded
gray umbra
well they're now convinced earth is poisonous
arctic talon
and homo-superior'y viewpoint wise
FEAR MAGNETO
storm jungle
well they're now convinced earth is poisonous
"BREEDING WITH LESSER SPECIES"
gray umbra
literally cannot wrap their head around the concept of love
arctic talon
Steve Harvey viltrumite
crystal forum
KIIIIILLLL
paper haven
now make them even more racist
So racist that they would rather look like the Hapsburgs.
storm jungle
literally cannot wrap their head around the concept of love
watch the video of uh
gray umbra
lol that was my same reaction
gray umbra
"is that steve harvey holy fuck"
crystal forum
why you need 4 suits as a viltrumite
storm jungle
its literally space marine training regimen THE MOMENT YOU ARE BORN
storm jungle
š
arctic talon
Iām not even joking
paper haven
Baby comes out of the womb and there's like four monsters waiting to tear it apart. If it survives, it gets to eat that night.
storm jungle
also speaking of viltrumites and love
one of the best fucking out of context panels ever
"RAAARGHHHHHHHHHHHH"
paper haven
Angy
gray umbra
when we go off topic
paper haven
Which makes it even more fun
dusk patrol
Itās also why Earth was of value to them
storm jungle
^
crystal forum
SHE HAS NO MOUSTACHE
storm jungle
They explain why too yeah
dusk patrol
They could produce almost entirely pure Viltrumites there
Also why they donāt kill Mark
storm jungle
Yeah its one thing that annoys me
"why dont they kill nolan right away"
"why do they spare mark"
like
dusk patrol
Iirc Mark gets raped by the one lady at one point
storm jungle
Iirc Mark gets raped by the one lady at one point
Anissa
its like one of the most infamous parts of the comic
dusk patrol
She crazy
paper haven
Right. If they consider Mark "good enough" then why is earth not immediately invaded by all 50 viltrimites
arctic talon
They literally have a reference to that panel in the show
With the fucking crater
storm jungle
š
arctic talon
This is what we in the industry like to call foreshadowing
arctic talon
No
storm jungle
Mark is traumatized by it
crystal forum
it will make good f material
arctic talon
Itās way later and itās a āminorā plot point
paper haven
Nah, we gotta have mark get struggle snuggled. It's critical to his character
arctic talon
The fact Anissa ||names the kid Marcus goes fucking crazy||
gray umbra
a cuddle with a struggle
arctic talon
Nah, we gotta have mark get struggle snuggled. It's critical to his character
Suffering builds character
paper haven
My previous message got auto-blocked
arctic talon
i hate her
Good
paper haven
Never had that happened before
gray umbra
duplikate is actually still alive
arctic talon
Sheās written better in the show then the comics tbh
gray umbra
somehow everyone survived that part
arctic talon
In fact Iād say every character but like Amber ig lol
crystal forum
i want immortal to be more than tragic
arctic talon
But she isnāt a character in the comics
crystal forum
he's too sad
crystal forum
also is it explained why the wine sucks
arctic talon
Pick your poison
paper haven
Immortal needs to just git gud
arctic talon
also is it explained why the wine sucks
Itās soured lol
crystal forum
is it because it became vinegar or are they young
arctic talon
Itās not wine anymore
storm jungle
also is it explained why the wine sucks
Wine has a specific "aging point"
if its like THAT old it will taste like shit
arctic talon
Rex just steals the wine in the comics and drinks it
And he says it tastes sour
Lol
crystal forum
ah so ye
storm jungle
Also i was gonna say with Immortal
storm jungle
man his past lovers shit and the voice acting legit almost ruiend me
arctic talon
Itās good
paper haven
He had a rough time
storm jungle
him not even remembering kate is oof
storm jungle
crystal forum
come on. abrham lincoln do something
paper haven
He made the mistake of falling in love with people who will die
arctic talon
Immortal is cool imo
paper haven
Guess what happens when they die?
arctic talon
Heās just constantly punching above his weight class
gray umbra
im a big cecil stan
storm jungle
Cecil is literally Malcador
crystal forum
does anything stop immortal from just going to space
storm jungle
and im here for it
storm jungle
does anything stop immortal from just going to space
Morality.
crystal forum
and finding hot alien babe
paper haven
Cecil gets shit done
arctic talon
does anything stop immortal from just going to space
He needs to hold his breath
storm jungle
LMAO
paper haven
While everyone else is whining about "probable cause" and "Civil liberties"
crystal forum
where did cecil's teleporter go this season
storm jungle
where did cecil's teleporter go this season
what
HE LITERALLY USES IT
what episode are you at
arctic talon
Why he doesnāt teleport when heās being choked
crystal forum
he doesnt use it as much
storm jungle
Bro
arctic talon
Or
gray umbra
so he can reveal he installed a fucking sonic weapon in mark's head lol
arctic talon
The growth economic of lichestan but more
crystal forum
Why he doesnāt teleport when heās being choked
he teleported right before omni man crushed his neck
arctic talon
Is the shows given cost lol
dusk patrol
Cecil got hit with the power bill
paper haven
Too expensive. Cheaper to just hope Mark doesn't kill me.
dusk patrol
But yeah someone did the math
And his talk with Omniman is like
100 million dollars
storm jungle
^
arctic talon
he teleported right before omni man crushed his neck
Spoiler to why he doesnāt do it with Mark
Unless you just want the answer
crystal forum
100 million dollars
that's like a drop in the bucket
arctic talon
Itās not a big spoiler
crystal forum
for an end of the world threat it's not bad
paper haven
I feel like the destroyed space station is a bigger cost
dusk patrol
He has a ace in the hole with Mark
arctic talon
Cecil is fine with Mark choking him ||because it lets Mark feel like he has power in the relationship||
arctic talon
No
dusk patrol
Cecil is capable of playing a fucking teenager
arctic talon
^
dusk patrol
Heās dealt with way worse
crystal forum
i think he sucks at that part
paper haven
the ace in the hole being something other than the wierd sound attacl
arctic talon
Lol
dusk patrol
Wait
storm jungle
Cecil is capable of playing a fucking teenager
to be fair
dusk patrol
It turns out
storm jungle
not the biggest feat
crystal forum
no there isn't the episodes havent come out yet
dusk patrol
Always had like five contingencies
crystal forum
Always had like five contingencies
yeah they hinted like 8 of them
arctic talon
dusk patrol
Personally I found the Asian American on Asian violence problematic
gray umbra
"i like to do long panning shots so i can save the budget"
storm jungle
Personally I found the Asian American on Asian violence problematic
GUH-
storm jungle
"i like to do long panning shots so i can save the budget"
Like
paper haven
There's a scene where he's flying with Eve in his old super hero costume and it confused the hell out of me
crystal forum
why does he look fat
storm jungle
its true the animation isnt great sure but also its such a "who gives a shit" problem
arctic talon
He just looks that way in the comics
crystal forum
There's a scene where he's flying with Eve in his old super hero costume and it ...
you mean invinciboy?
gray umbra
still better than berserk remake š
storm jungle
SHUT.
storm jungle
"vaguely offensive"
his bodyguard is named the "great wall"
i choked reading that in the subtitles
paper haven
you mean invinciboy?
He should have been wearing that. He wasn't. I suspect it was an animation error
storm jungle
LMAO
crystal forum
woke
storm jungle
real
storm jungle
also true
paper haven
He can have a racist accent, he can be white, or he can have a fu manchu. Pick one
paper haven
No chance they're dead for real
arctic talon
>his bodyguard is named the "great wall"
Yeah and? Itās peak
paper haven
Not after that "We're businessmen" line.
crystal forum
they had too many arcs for side characters
paper haven
I also liked the bit where Doc Seismic kicked everyone's ass.
storm jungle
I also liked the bit where Doc Seismic kicked everyone's ass.
ill say
crystal forum
he's asian american he's allowed to be racist
arctic talon
Itās goofier in the comics
crystal forum
yeah they state there's still heros outside the country
paper haven
They had to limit his power levels to give them a chance
paper haven
I'm sort of surprised nobody has thrown him into space yet
gray umbra
he must exist to make social commentary
paper haven
It's the natural hard counter to his abilities
crystal forum
he must exist to make social commentary
"rock good"
paper haven
Remove him from the earth. Done.
Humans may use trees to build houses.
Nothing more
crystal forum
he never taught
crystal forum
average college loser
paper haven
Imagine never teaching
crystal forum
waste entire life in school, blame society
paper haven
pathetic
arctic talon
waste entire life in school, blame society
Nah he just hates society lol
Heās literally a return to monkey sort of dude
paper haven
Not even that, since monkeys use rocks
crystal forum
nobody tell him trees have carbon
crystal forum
im pretty sure planning to kidnap every super hero is thinking it through
paper haven
He's great at tactical thinking, just not strategic thinking
dusk patrol
Heās insane and a genius
crystal forum
He's great at tactical thinking, just not strategic thinking
he should become a dark angel
dusk patrol
His best friends are lava people and giant centipedes
gray umbra
i respect it
crystal forum
i like how earth has creatures capable of killing super heros casually living in the inner crusts
better hope they dont do a gears of war
dusk patrol
Basically the entire show^
It is funny how Mark finds so many things that can kick his unkickable ass
spare osprey
fallow rover
https://www.projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/sidearmenergy.php
so apparently there's some credence to the idea of the lasgun, at least according to atomic rockets
crystal forum
https://www.projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/sidearmenergy.php
so apparently t...
where's the part that mentions lasguns
i am not reading all that
fallow rover
where's the part that mentions lasguns
oh it doesnt talk abt lasguns specifically
just like
laser weapons
says theyre plausible
specifically a lot of the stuff he describes fits the lasguns description
this was really just an excuse to link atomic rockets cause I like them
crystal forum
laser weapons
the conclusion outright says the point of that page is to determine the optimal settings of a laser if it was possible to achieve that level of power to begin with. i don't believe it shows evidence for hand held laser weaponry being feasible in any real world scientific way
lasguns are not meant to be realistic
storm jungle
Very rude
crystal forum
it only takes simple calculations to realize a lasgun magazine would be an unreasonably powerful energy source which makes you question even further why the imperium doesn't use electric engines for their tanks
dont mind me i just work with optical-electrical transceivers
late osprey
it only takes simple calculations to realize a lasgun magazine would be an unrea...
not as many chargers as there are gas stations
viral halo
the conclusion outright says the point of that page is to determine the optimal ...
Weāve had the tech for years itās just not feasible for personal small arms
crystal forum
not as many chargers as there are gas stations
you'd just have to replace a lascannon magazine sized box
crystal forum
Weāve had the tech for years itās just not feasible for personal small arms
what do you mean siggy
late osprey
it only takes simple calculations to realize a lasgun magazine would be an unrea...
also Big Promethium
viral halo
what do you mean siggy
Laser weaponry was figured out a while ago
crystal forum
what is it used on siggy
viral halo
Itās just not economical to make personal laser weaponry
crystal forum
what uses laser weaponry
viral halo
what is it used on siggy
Anti air and anti missile
viral halo
SAMS
viral halo
Yea so canāt have tiny lasers
dusk patrol
Weāve had the tech for years itās just not feasible for personal small arms
What if I have big strong arms?
crystal forum
that is what i was talking about siggy
viral halo
that is what i was talking about siggy
I didnāt read any messages prior to mine
crystal forum
based
gray umbra
Boolets are more fun
Thats why we dont use that pussy laser shit
Also u cant rack a lasgun
crystal forum
support small autogun makers
dont rely on shady photons for your hits
those fuckers can't even decide if they're a wave or a particle
fallow rover
the conclusion outright says the point of that page is to determine the optimal ...
i guess? but it talks about stuff like how they could be shaped, historical examples, and pulses and stuff
crystal forum
yes pulsed lasers. that's how they're designed in real life for a variety of reasons
but none of this is lasgun territory
lasguns don't even pulse themselves, they shoot single shots
sometimes they even have recoil
it also mentions wavelength choice which i do find interesting. it makes me think, would a lasgun shot go through a window or smash into it like a physical projectile?
gray umbra
I dont think we would have a good cooling solution if we had a real lasgun
Thing must get hot as fuck
crystal forum
that could be handwaved with the lasgun's internals having cooling components which i believe is mentioned occasionally
gray umbra
Yeah i was thinking about if we handwaved past the ability to actually generate that much energy in real life
How would we cool it
crystal forum
well the barrel could be thick steel, which would absorb and dissipate a large amount of the heat