I can’t really think of any more emotional books in 40K
#40k-lore-chat
rose thorn
queen laurel
oh yeah that
rose thorn
Spears of the Emperor is really good
It was such good bait
I don’t even wanna talk about it because in order not to ruin someone’s experience
To really appreciate it you gotta read a terrible space marine book first
shadow plover
meant this, a nut bolt
raven stone
Force Demon players to buy CSM minis
storm jungle
nahhhh 😭
rose thorn
Force Demon players to buy CSM minis
50/50 chance demons are op or unplayable
raven stone
50/50 chance demons are op or unplayable
Given their inclusion in a CSM list, leaning towards unplayable, knowing GW
Nothing outshines Marines. NOTHING.
rose thorn
Also who’s lord kra(something something)
raven stone
(I mean their refusal to do a genuine Lost/Damned Traitor guard should tell you something)
rose thorn
Krakrgphorus?
raven stone
(Chaos Cults deserve the GSC red carpet treatment damnit!)
raven stone
Krakrgphorus?
Probably new character cooked for codex. The real OP choice.
rose thorn
(Chaos Cults deserve the GSC red carpet treatment damnit!)
I’m gonna have to disagree, CSM gave them their flowers with 2 detachments and they have a some fun choices too. Additionally I dont think the team wants to step on GSC’s already very stepped on shoes
shadow plover
clearer picture
shadow plover
mister music man
rose thorn
Yeah
rose thorn
clearer picture
There’s half of the Slaanesh characters
raven stone
I’m gonna have to disagree, CSM gave them their flowers with 2 detachments and t...
Wait hang on I thought they only had one Cultist heavy detachment?
My other concern is that Chaos Cults don’t get truly human-piloted vehicles (like say Traitor Leman Russ), but I guess you could say Demon Engines pull enough weight gamewise which is…lore/personalisation restrictive, but fair enough.
shadow plover
The roster is slightly thin but I'm keeping hope they'll get some heavier stuff for the next edition
rose thorn
Wait hang on I thought they only had one Cultist heavy detachment?
My other conc...
They had one that’s all cultists, and one that’s marines buffing cultists
And the vehicle one of you want
need... but it rleeased 7 years ago i cant even find a real sell on ebay
crystal forum
need... but it rleeased 7 years ago i cant even find a real sell on ebay
sometimes these things come back i think
rose thorn
yeeee
i think the uh, i wanna say black templeras one came back liek 2 years ago
one of these big asss bxoes
that was like 150 dollars for 2 books and a picture of a space marine
rocky gale
I didn’t recognise Mag with the new pfp
green loom
Ena maxxing
queen laurel
hypefixations won
welp gonna have to update this
rose thorn
also has the colors of one of my favorite space marine chapters
rose thorn
welp gonna have to update this
ill go back tot hat one dont worry
my dragonfly one is for dnd
the ENA game is releasing in a month so ill probs have this til then
queen laurel
ill go back tot hat one dont worry
too late
rose thorn
O-DIJGIG
queen laurel
the list bows to my whims
queen laurel
https://tenor.com/view/ena-joel-g-love-thanks-thank-you-gif-3604801924653900610
yeah i know nothing besides the fact that Ena is a weird blue and yellow thing
that lives in a very weird world
rocky gale
Yet Another day spent boiling apples in acid
crystal forum
a normal human activity
outer wave
that lives in a very weird world
All I know now is that they're going to have a game out soonish and Im pretty excited
shadow plover
hard
outer wave
That goes so hard
storm jungle
hard
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
Where did you get this from Jerk, Instagram?
it doesnt have the Warcom watermark lol
shadow plover
trade secret
shadow plover
I dunno, nicked it from a random account on bsky
storm jungle
I dunno, nicked it from a random account on bsky
Gay as hell
rose thorn
I know it’s in the battletome if it helps
I mean codex
It might be from the warhammer YouTube
shadow plover
I tend to agree, at least when it comes to the traitor legions
shadow plover
otherwise I prefer nurgle
queen laurel
Honestly, EC might straight up be my favorite of the big four just in vibes
Yep I won that bet
shadow plover
yeah they're not doing great
spare osprey
Yep I won that bet
queen laurel
<:staregryn:1022085083844325376>
shadow plover
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
there you go, in 2k
spare osprey
otherwise I prefer nurgle
I think WE/Khorne and DG/nurgle are tied
crystal forum
bulgur guess what my fav faction is
spare osprey
And tsons/Tzeentch just don’t tickle something in me
queen laurel
bulgur guess what my fav faction is
I don't know the imperial guard?
crystal forum
wow you really are good!
crystal forum
I wanna make up a Tzeentch fallen
that's just cypher
storm jungle
that's just cypher
Cypher isnt tzeentch
crystal forum
Cypher isnt tzeentch
joke
spare osprey
Got blood transfusions set up to a bunch of knightly cultists
crystal forum
also you can't convince me he isn't
storm jungle
up your-
shadow plover
spare osprey
It’s like a blood donor version of that one plague dude from trench crusade
crystal forum
but he fits tzeentch so perfectly
spare osprey
crystal forum
his name is literally cypher
spare osprey
Cypher is a lil prick ngl
shadow plover
hell yeah the soup boys
spare osprey
Still need to finish his book. Left on the line “would you like to know a secret”
shadow plover
queen laurel
Prime consumers
spare osprey
hell yeah the soup boys
Basically take a fallen angel, cut his arms open, then have tubes pumping blood from the wounds into his followers
Boom that’s the idea
spare osprey
Prime consumers
crystal forum
how does he fight
shadow plover
yeah but instead of blood it's pus
spare osprey
how does he fight
He grabs the tubes and swings the people around
crystal forum
oh
green loom
https://tenor.com/view/prime-ksi-hawk-tuah-spit-on-that-thing-sigma-gif-15735965...
Food poisoning!
spare osprey
This is a totally serious answer btw
spare osprey
Food poisoning!
Mold colonies in my gullet
green loom
Poison kids, trade crypto, make money!
storm jungle
Still need to finish his book. Left on the line “would you like to know a secret...
Sit down and wrap it up, its like... very much not a long book
i finished it in one afternoon lmao
queen laurel
Poison kids, trade crypto, make money!
Remove the crypto
And replace it with architecture and you got yourself the dilara way of making money
spare osprey
I’ve just been reading it here and there in class
Then it’s back to finishing fulgrim
Cause I wanna learn about the Maraviglia
storm jungle
It has a lot of precious bodily fluids
viral halo
Fulgrim book doesn’t get good until second half
Upon review, legion also doesn’t get good until the last 1/4
spare osprey
I just need to read those first few heresy books, learn about the traitors
I’ve got all the fallen knowledge I need
rose thorn
which fulgrim book are we talking about??
spare osprey
The HH one called Fulgrim
viral halo
which fulgrim book are we talking about??
Heresy book called Fulgrim
crystal forum
the one named fulgrim
viral halo
Once the meeting with the eldar scene is over the book picks up heavily
crystal forum
the sex snakes
rose thorn
crystal forum
but we will ignore that part for story reasons
rose thorn
"fulgrim this, fulgrim that, why dont you fulgrim a girl for once"
rose thorn
Mhm
ahh okay
i forgot which one that waws
also i pray the perfect son is not fulgrim pov
crystal forum
for a perfect son he does suck at many things
rose thorn
he sucks at having a character for longer than 30 minutes
"god i love open heart surgery it makes me so honry"
queen laurel
"fulgrim this, fulgrim that, why dont you fulgrim a girl for once"
Mags i don't think giving a girl a sword that corrupts her is a good way of serenading her
rose thorn
when he is a real character hes gerat
rose thorn
Mags i don't think giving a girl a sword that corrupts her is a good way of sere...
lmao
ask one of my wives she would argue otherwise
crystal forum
Mags i don't think giving a girl a sword that corrupts her is a good way of sere...
that's just how trans people meet eachother
rose thorn
Mags i don't think giving a girl a sword that corrupts her is a good way of sere...
@lone whale
crystal forum
you cant tell me music like femtanyl and boivert aren't made by slaanesh worshipers
storm jungle
Fulgrim book doesn’t get good until second half
My favorite thing with the Fulgrim book is how most people that read it are like "OMG ITS ONE OF THE GROSSESTS THINGS IVE EVER READ, THAT FINALE PART IS CRAZY"
Then I read it and its like the most generic/"normal" gore stuff ever lol
I guess I got better resistance to it maybe but i legit was expecting something worse lol
rose thorn
My favorite thing with the Fulgrim book is how most people that read it are like...
i have no clue what the hell they were talking about
storm jungle
i have no clue what the hell they were talking about
even the finale is like
rose thorn
unless i read the wrong book
storm jungle
okay they just go crazy and kill each other?
crystal forum
people say that?
storm jungle
people say that?
yep
rose thorn
was it the part where the guy sings?
storm jungle
yeah that
spare osprey
My favorite thing with the Fulgrim book is how most people that read it are like...
And a lot of it is just kinda like
storm jungle
i legit was mostly going "Yeah noise marines, i get it"
rose thorn
that literally happens in a guard book
spare osprey
Vague wording
crystal forum
i liked the scene where they play music that straight up makes you go insane and the artist character realizes how fucked the situation is
spare osprey
Like it’s not that gruesome
storm jungle
Vague wording
Definitely, like i dont think its a bad book but people overhype the "gross" parts way too much.
rose thorn
OH NO IT WAS A NECRON BOOK
spare osprey
Definitely, like i dont think its a bad book but people overhype the "gross" par...
Mhm
rose thorn
where it was like 'this isnt a show its a coup'
queen laurel
My favorite thing with the Fulgrim book is how most people that read it are like...
Dilara pass me the nurgle and night lord books
spare osprey
I’m trying to make my EC guys tie into it
crystal forum
nightlords has more gore
queen laurel
I'm about to traumatize a kid
viral halo
My favorite thing with the Fulgrim book is how most people that read it are like...
It’s cause most warhammer fans have never read books with real gore tbh
spare osprey
I’m trying to make my EC guys tie into it
Have my warlord eat a baker or something. Do a cheesy line like “it needs work”
viral halo
Like if they read between two flames they’d be like vomiting
crystal forum
nightlords trilogy gore makes me genuinely uncomfortable
storm jungle
It’s cause most warhammer fans have never read books with real gore tbh
Accurate. Ive read some books that legit grossed me out, 40k's idea of violence is like super sanitized because we gotta sell toys.
spare osprey
Dilara pass me the nurgle and night lord books
God I need to read the NL trilogy
viral halo
Between two fires rather
viral halo
Accurate. Ive read some books that legit grossed me out, 40k's idea of violence ...
There’s a few that cross the line thankfully
rose thorn
shout out to in dominion when the kruleboyz litreally just crusify a guy
queen laurel
Accurate. Ive read some books that legit grossed me out, 40k's idea of violence ...
Decapitation and slicing someone in half?
viral halo
Like dead sky black sun
queen laurel
Incredibly basic
crystal forum
Decapitation and slicing someone in half?
hell yeah
viral halo
Or titanicus has some fucked shit iirc
spare osprey
shout out to in dominion when the kruleboyz litreally just crusify a guy
Sigmar died for our sins
rose thorn
shout out to in dominion when the kruleboyz litreally just crusify a guy
and leave rotting fruit by him to bugs would eat him while hes alive
viral halo
We talking about AOS? Time for me to lash out at you for no reason
queen laurel
Average Kruleboyz
rose thorn
Sigmar died for our sins
LMAO
crystal forum
the red corsair leader in NL trilogy is so fucked up they do open brain surgery on him and it's so funny
viral halo
Red corsairs are extremely based
crystal forum
also the way the dreadnought in the first book is constantly in pain
and the book keeps mentioning how cold he is
tough haven
My favorite thing with the Fulgrim book is how most people that read it are like...
The only 40K thing that’s ever made me genuinely grossed out is the servitor factory, and that speaks to how good the writer is
storm jungle
Yeah that excerpt i agree with
the fucking details are gross as shit
its like concentration camp-tier stuff
tough haven
Everything else I’ve been inured to
crystal forum
The only 40K thing that’s ever made me genuinely grossed out is the servitor fac...
there's so many videos about this lol
queen laurel
Yeah that excerpt i agree with
The only thing that grosses me out in warhammer is when the fans scream about and complain about something
green loom
And it's just slightly more graphic than a concentration camp 
queen laurel
Disgusting bastards
crystal forum
it's like classic 40k grimdark
tough haven
I mean yeah but it’s so good
storm jungle
you can describe it in painstaking detail
which that novel does and its horrifying lol
rose thorn
And it's just slightly more graphic than a concentration camp <:smilecat:9422933...
"well you see thats simply a mimicry of realty, its not as evil as the liberal-"
crystal forum
the real nazis are the college kids
tough haven
The only thing that grosses me out in warhammer is when the fans scream about an...
Me too
rose thorn
the real nazis are the college kids
buisness majors are crazy
green loom
It tells me that the traitor lady in the commissary was very sloppily made into a servitor
Probably on purpose
tough haven
the real nazis are the college kids
Not people doing Nazi salutes, couldn’t possibly be those guys, it’s too obvious, like the creepy groundskeeper on scooby doo
queen laurel
you can describe it in painstaking detail
Me watching a night lord fan somehow paintstakingly explain to me how to skin people and cook them well done
tough haven
It tells me that the traitor lady in the commissary was very sloppily made into ...
Definitely
rose thorn
the dumbest guy ever fucked up my calculus test and im still angry about it.
queen laurel
( he says this is for home brew
storm jungle
the real nazis are the college kids
the real nazis are black templar fans
crystal forum
Not people doing Nazi salutes, couldn’t possibly be those guys, it’s too obvious...
"he's autistic and also uh it was a gesture of good will"
storm jungle
"he's autistic and also uh it was a gesture of good will"
I LOVE THAT VIDEO
queen laurel
the real nazis are black templar fans
Poor eli
storm jungle
"Im autistic. I never do that."
crystal forum
all autistic people do nazi salutes don't you know that
tough haven
"he's autistic and also uh it was a gesture of good will"
Nah bro, you can’t pull the fucking neurodivergent card
rose thorn
LMAO
tough haven
Lots of people are, you don’t see them doing that shit
We don’t claim you
I hate it when autism makes me be a awful person
storm jungle
Reminds me of this
rose thorn
what was that autistim charity that jsut tortures children with autisim until they act like nerotypical people?
tough haven
Can’t do nothing about it
viral halo
Reminds me of this
https://youtu.be/tV-CgZ1p8S8
He made graduation
crystal forum
what was that autistim charity that jsut tortures children with autisim until th...
there's a couple
rose thorn
i wanna say 'missing piece' or something like that
queen laurel
Reminds me of this
https://youtu.be/tV-CgZ1p8S8
Bro he just said free diddy
How far will you go
To protect someone like that
crystal forum
Reminds me of this
https://youtu.be/tV-CgZ1p8S8
still one of my fav videos of his https://youtu.be/aPw-433ac9k?si=JTLSWzL1HZ46yV9-
kids these days understand the world is fucked and i'm all here for them
the issue with us gen z is we had hope 
tough haven
And as much as you joke (people who say that, not you specifically), on some level you have hope, otherwise why would we continue
storm jungle
tough haven
warhammer i guess
It makes me feel better about the world I have, until I see the people being like “we should have that”
raven stone
We all have some degree of hope. There is some small thing we find worth living for, even if we know our personal death is inevitable, and that the world is heading in a downwards trend.
Not to sound all mushy, but everyone reading this here is one item on the list of “why I think my life is not hopeless even if the world is on fire.”
crystal forum
i checked out. the world will not improve in my lifetime so i'm coasting till it ends
queen laurel
warhammer i guess
40k only
Age of sigmar is pretty hopeful
We don't talk about fantasy it's definitely dead
And not at all getting revived
tough haven
Not to sound all mushy, but everyone reading this here *is* one item on the list...
Thank you!
raven stone
It makes me feel better about the world I have, until I see the people being lik...
The meme about “creator warning about Do Not create Pain Matrix” and corporate bodies going “We Have Invented Pain Matrix”
crystal forum
the most i can do is contribute to gay charities with my model making skills so that's what i'll do until something changes
queen laurel
The reason i'm still living is because the world needs my stupidity
And to make fun of eternal reward
tough haven
i checked out. the world will not improve in my lifetime so i'm coasting till it...
It’s only in degrees, it’s hard to see it, but you don’t see how the world improves little by little cause you’re too close to it to have the perspective
tough haven
the most i can do is contribute to gay charities with my model making skills so ...
All that matters is you try
rose thorn
WAIT EC DONT EVEN HAVE BIKERS?! NOT EVNE THE CSM ONES THAT YOU REPAINT
rose thorn
havent CSM been missing bikers
no?
rose thorn
they have been keeping those old ass models around
they did last time i checked
raven stone
They sure know how to suck run out of everything lol.
crystal forum
i thought EC bikers was just them riding other people
rose thorn
because the red corsairs army rules buff them specifically
viral halo
Jay did you see my dreadnought I’m working on
crystal forum
yes siggy i replied to it in the channel
viral halo
Thank you
rose thorn
crystal forum
it needs more chains
rose thorn
queen laurel
Jay did you see my dreadnought I’m working on
Do you have any trench crusade stuff
viral halo
Do you have any trench crusade stuff
No I’m not a blasphemer
queen laurel
Damn they look crusty
rose thorn
queen laurel
No I’m not a blasphemer
Oh well worth a try asking
raven stone
because the red corsairs army rules buff them specifically
I kind of sort of understand the pivot to avoid detachment association with paint schemes on the one hand, but it horrifies me to think how EC bike players now have to choose between the generic Chaos Bike detachment, or actually running EC with EC rules.
viral halo
I love the old chaos bikers kit
raven stone
Also, GW killed Doomrider.
rose thorn
I kind of sort of understand the pivot to avoid detachment association with pain...
well teh new codex doesnt eeven have bikers!
so no need toworry
i remember when EC was the biker detachment
crystal forum
why does the backpack look primaris
tough haven
“A little hope, however desperate, is never without worth”
“Take this. It is hope, the very last of it, it is yours now.”
From the late and great goat, Wade June
raven stone
well teh new codex doesnt eeven have bikers!
Yea now any EC biker army has to buy -
Ooooohhhh GW you did a Primaris again.
Asshats.
rose thorn
the new EC codex
raven stone
And all the EC infantry models!
rose thorn
Yea now any EC biker army has to buy -
Ooooohhhh GW you did a Primaris again.
A...
yeah, so people who had EC since 8th edition now has a bunch of pink csm bikers
that is not in tehri army at all
crystal forum
you will purchase more plastic, worker-consumer
raven stone
that is not in tehri army at all
They now can almost taste the same pain I felt when GW just went “we liek Primaris now Firstborn chuds”
rose thorn
but ec still use terminators adn rhinos and heldrakes
adn i think helbrutes?
ec didnt even get their noise dreadnaught
their only centerpiece is fulgrim now
raven stone
It’s definitely removing bikes that isn’t fair (though I admit they don’t…have…specialist…bike…units in HH…)
…
They removed noise dreadnoughts?
Yea ok GW just went all in on tournament balance whilst fucking the lore and tossing that under the bus.
rose thorn
It’s definitely removing bikes that isn’t fair (though *I admit* they don’t…have...
nosie deadnought was dead since 7th
and people were relaly really excited for it to come back
idk, rumor is 11th edition 40k is gonna be really good
crystal forum
says who
rose thorn
says the 3 40k youtubers i watch
rose thorn
i agree
hallow saddle
Honestly they still have an army
It's still a CSM army
Just have to have different HQs pretty much
Run it as codex CSM, that's what I'll be doing
Then I will get the EC models for EC
rose thorn
this tim eonly a third of the army is Csm instead of the usual half lmao
its just an infantry spam army
considering the army box is the combat patrol with an editional unit
or aditional 2 units i mean
crystal forum
combat patrols getting worse every update is a funny tradition
rose thorn
yea
crystal forum
they somehow made guard combat patrol worse
rose thorn
EC is either stupid elite or stupid stupid horde
crystal forum
idk how that's even possible
rose thorn
they somehow made guard combat patrol worse
ITS SO FUNNY
the army built around having 1 cool center piece and a bunch of infantry has no center piece or infantry
rose thorn
i dont think the cadians can even buff them
hallow plover
they don't even go together thematically
The tourneyman doesn't care
But yea CPs are something
Are grey knight still "buy 3 CP and you have your army"
rose thorn
every time a Combat patrol gets a terrible box Spearhead gets amazing
rose thorn
Are grey knight still "buy 3 CP and you have your army"
yes
so the box is current medicare
hallow plover
As a DG enjoyer I am expecting more poxwalkers this year
rose thorn
as god knows our next combat patrol WILL NOT be ANYWHERE as good
its porbbalygonna be a libarian, purificaiton squad, and 2 termy squads
crystal forum
at least battle forces are sometimes still good
hallow plover
Unique characters sucks in a CP
rose thorn
ITS SO EVIL
crystal forum
at least battle forces are sometimes still good
but they have to ruin it with FOMO anyways
rose thorn
calgor drego, 2 purifications squads and a tech marine
then were supposde to make a marine into a brother champion
viral halo
I hate how bad combat patrols are now
rose thorn
its not even fucking balanced
viral halo
Missing my 80 dollar start collecting boxes
One character, one vehicle, a unit or two
Ezpz
crystal forum
80 dollars for a combat patrol LOL
viral halo
Great starting point with insane savings
rose thorn
aos spear heads rock, some of them are 1000+ points or close to it
crystal forum
arent they at 150$ now
rose thorn
arent they at 150$ now
yeah
crystal forum
what a bargain
viral halo
Deathwatch combat patrol was a ven dread, captain Artemis, a deathwatch kill team, for 85 usd
Now it’s 142 with the LGS discount for a combat patrol
hallow plover
180 CAD at retail
viral halo
And only some of them are actually good
crystal forum
180 CAD at retail
190
hallow plover
You can get them at 160-170 at a gamestore
rose thorn
doenst it have a naemd character init?
named character in it*
or does the 40k version of the khorne lord on juggernaught have 2 ways to build it
like generic and character?
WAIT EC DOENST HAVE CULTIST EITHER
WHAT THEF UCK
hallow plover
They might be cutting cultists from god armies
rose thorn
they dont even have their cultists equivlanet
crystal forum
because why not
rose thorn
i really hope EC isnt that swarmy already
in this horde based balancing
every army is a horde arm if you decrease the points enough :3
hallow plover
Is there a leak of their codex? Are they getting all of the slaanesh daemon units?
rose thorn
Is there a leak of their codex? Are they getting all of the slaanesh daemon uni...
yes to both
hallow plover
Nice
rose thorn
their offical video accidentallly showed all of the units
hallow plover
Bodes well for the other heretic astartes armies
hallow plover
Im guessing shalaxi?
rose thorn
Also it doenst have their vehicles
rose thorn
Im guessing shalaxi?
Yeah
hallow plover
Also it doenst have their vehicles
Like the preds/rhinos/land raider n stuff?
rose thorn
The hellflayer and other demon vehicles
hallow plover
Coming soon in an errata
🙂
It's not a true codex release if there isn't a day 0 errata
hallow plover
Plague marines and berzerkers are 180 for a full squad. 200 for rubrics. 120 would be low for noise marines
outer wave
Why are Rubrics more expensive than the other chaos god equivalents?
hallow plover
Because tsons are the hated children of the chaos factions
You WILL field more tzaangors
outer wave
😔
crystal forum
i thought rubrics were spam units
their models are pretty sick
also this is a reminder that you all should play HH now
raven stone
Unrelated…
It’s a shame British Airways sucks balls.
Imagine GW doing something similar…
outer wave
They should be basically the foot troops for Tsons, just it seems Tzaangors have taken the niche of a "swarm" unit that isn't cultists
hallow plover
also this is a reminder that you all should play HH now
When i'm finished with assembling and painting my 40 backlog 🙂
raven stone
also this is a reminder that you all should play HH now
If only I have the money, I would do a loyalist AL collection.
crystal forum
HH is only getting cheaper and cheaper relatively to 40k since plastic releases
just dont buy the resin stuff and it's great
crystal forum
When i'm finished with assembling and painting my 40 backlog 🙂
it takes every single bit of my willpower to not buy a kratos right now
not until i finish my mark 3 marines
raven stone
HH is only getting cheaper and cheaper relatively to 40k since plastic releases
How on Earth did GW manage that!?
crystal forum
resin is expensive
plastic cheaper
im only saying cheaper relatively
it's still expensive af
raven stone
oh right, I thought you meant plastic HH cheaper than plastic 40k 🤣
crystal forum
get yourself the mark 3 battle force and you have a solid 6 months of models
crystal forum
get yourself the mark 3 battle force and you have a solid 6 months of models
it even comes with heavy weapon options!!!
speaking of which i left my badly primed land raider proteus in simple green for 8 months and THE PAINT STILL DOES NOT COME OFF
this thing is BULLSHIT
the glue is literally disintegrating before the primer
raven stone
Once my father leaves (I have no bone with him but he does frown on frivolous purchases at times) I might just snag the Warhammer+ Inquisitor from EBay.
My resolve is caving because aesthetically, it doesn’t look out of place next to a Spyrer (Rogue Trader) [the smaller Spyrers, not the fuckheug brawler one]
raven stone
the glue is literally disintegrating before the primer
oof
crystal forum
im not shitting i touch it and it falls apart
but the primer is solid as a rock
im just using 99% iso this time
don't believe the morons who say it dissolves polypropylene they are STUPID and IGNORANT
hallow saddle
yeah idk why ppl say isopropyl is bad for it
maybe theyre thikning of acetone
if u drink enough isopropyl alcohol tho your blood may be able to dissolve styrene since your liver will break down the isopropanol into acetone..,,,,,,,
opaque coyote
opaque coyote
i didnt know Skynet had prison camps
"You know, I didn't have to change anything. I just took over the Amazon warehouses."
- Skynet
hasty coral
"You know, I didn't have to change anything. I just took over the Amazon warehou...
I loled
opaque coyote
i didnt know Skynet had prison camps
It does explain how Skynet got the first terminators working
Like Skynet technically Nuked it's own industrial base
So ofc there is some method to at least start it back up
barren prawn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqdDvMOJ8Ss chat is this real?
spare osprey
i didnt know Skynet had prison camps
It’s brutal stuff
Only ever remember em from terminator salvation
storm jungle
Man Salvation was a trip lol
storm jungle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqdDvMOJ8Ss chat is this real?
Weshammer
No
also holy fuck 26 minutes???
winter vessel
Salvation was the first terminator film i was introduced to as a kid. and then my parents showed me T1 and T2
storm jungle
Same.
spare osprey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqdDvMOJ8Ss chat is this real?
It would be really funny
storm jungle
T1 and T2 scared me as a kid 💀
spare osprey
It would be really funny
If this is like not warhammer related at all
And the man just became a priest
celest dome
I refuse to watch videos where the person has their face on top of the vid
winter vessel
T1 and T2 scared me as a kid 💀
https://tenor.com/view/terminator-gif-22326288 classic futuristic horror
storm jungle
It would be really funny
spare osprey
Lololol
barren prawn
THERE IS ONLY THE EMPEROR
storm jungle
Nah he sucks too
celest dome
Tbf, he suck the most
barren prawn
>Weshammer
im talking about the guide he mentions
winter vessel
overall a bad dad
barren prawn
is it an actual leak?
storm jungle
im talking about the guide he mentions
Too late. Blocked.
also what guide
gimme a timestamp
storm jungle
fuck, true
barren prawn
gimme a timestamp
like 1:39
arctic talon
barren prawn
404
arctic talon
Doesn’t exist
storm jungle
LMAO
arctic talon
Lol
barren prawn
good enough 🚬
storm jungle
Rick Priestly is an oldie
barren prawn
i wanna read that shit
barren prawn
https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/sxofdj/unpublished_1989_rick_priestley...
3 years ago and its still getting nuked
WHATS IN THE GUIDE
I NEED TO KNOW
barren prawn
so i just gotta take wes' word for it 😭
arctic talon
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452219191580295168/1222469953001619486/RD...
This is an insanely good edit lol
tough haven
This is an insanely good edit lol
Its not mine
sharp pollen
is there ratling commissars?
celest dome
||Is it 💀||
median star
so did the iron hands and iron warriors ever come to blow on the fact they both had iron in the name of were they chill
sharp pollen
is it whatr
arctic talon
is there ratling commissars?
Why would the imperium give important command roles to second hand citizens they could decide to exterminate at any point
It just makes things harder
sharp pollen
understandable but i just wanted to know for sure
no ratlings in command in the army
only in gangs
arctic talon
only in gangs
Real and true
celest dome
Wait which gang has Ratling in command ?
celest dome
Could Venator have one
Think it might be the only way
Like they already have rules for Venator leader that are Ogryns
sharp pollen
there are definitely some gangs in hive cities
it just makes sence
like with gretchins
i doubt there are ogryn gangs tho
arctic talon
i doubt there are ogryn gangs tho <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
There is in necromunda
And they’re neat
sharp pollen
Damn
spring cairn
are they ogryns ?
arctic talon
Yes
spring cairn
i thought they were just really big blokes
spring cairn
they don't look like ogryns much
spring cairn
ah ok, but that's just lore, they have no minis right
arctic talon
Nah they got plastic and resin
Pretty limited range
But you can use the 40k ogryn stuff as well
spring cairn
tbh i knew about those but for some reason i assumed they were Goliath's
everytime I think about ogryn minis I can only picture the very old goofy ones for some reason
arctic talon
Tbh they are big angry looking dudes
crystal forum
is this real
arctic talon
everytime I think about ogryn minis I can only picture the very old goofy ones f...
The metal ones?
rose thorn
im miss when these guys came in boxes of 6
spring cairn
the troll looking ogryns
crystal forum
middle guy's too poor for a bionic
crystal forum
i love servitors that are just guys with massive guns for arms
rose thorn
tbh i knew about those but for some reason i assumed they were Goliath's
their gang rules are in the goliath book
spring cairn
middle guy's too poor for a bionic
they just plugged the hole with a metal cap
job done
opaque coyote
Me and Da Boys
crystal forum
they just plugged the hole with a metal cap
too bad they couldn't do the same for his face
yeesh
hallow plover
Appropriate image
arctic talon
I love jump boosters
Prolly my favorite part of orlock
Having great value grav chutes
opaque coyote
too bad they couldn't do the same for his face
Just needs a bit of surgery
...
Okay a lot more surgery
crystal forum
remove his entire head
opaque coyote
It's the big ass nose mainly tbh
crystal forum
guillotines are a simple procedure trust me
opaque coyote
Like they'd probably look fine without the gigantic nose
crystal forum
It's the big ass nose mainly tbh
and the snaggle teeth
arctic talon
The ogryns have helmets
opaque coyote
and the snaggle teeth
Yeah but that just requires a dentist
arctic talon
With masks
opaque coyote
And also possibly some dentures
crystal forum
Yeah but that just requires a dentist
guillotine solves all these problems
arctic talon
sly ivy
arctic talon
Don't Servitors still need a brain?
Yes
crystal forum
i think some servitors can function with very basic cogitators
opaque coyote
Also who TF would want an Ogryn Servo Skull
crystal forum
it would be funny
very large servo skull
bumps into everything
entertainment for the whole family
do you think some servo skulls still have their personality
i feel like of all possible servitors to become, being a servo skull is the chillest
stuck arrow
No Mouth must scream situation
crystal forum
isn't that awesome
it's like being a ghost
floating around but can't talk
i'd find it ok after a while
stuck arrow
This sounds like Imperial propaganda
crystal forum
plus what if you're really smart and you manage to plug yourself into a mechanicus robot body
stuck arrow
"Become a servo skull, it's really not that bad!"
crystal forum
the lobotomy part is the worst aspect
arctic talon
do you think some servo skulls still have their personality
Yes, explicitly
But it’s tech heresy to do so
You’re not supposed to use the original persons brain
In a servo skull
crystal forum
wait what
why
so you're removing the brain from a skull, putting another brain in it
what's the point
arctic talon
so you're removing the brain from a skull, putting another brain in it
You put a cogitator in
crystal forum
servo skulls arent organic?
arctic talon
The point is it’s a mobile multi use drone
crystal forum
that doesn't count
arctic talon
Normally
crystal forum
it's just a bone
arctic talon
Sometimes a tech priest really likes
Whoever the skull belonged to
And they use the skulls brain
arctic talon
they’re not lobotomized
That’s why it’s tech heresy lol
It’s literal fucking necromancy
crystal forum
is the tech heresy part the fact that it's a thinking machine
arctic talon
To an extent
crystal forum
i thought servitors were lobotomized because they dont want ANY machines thinking for themselves
arctic talon
It’s also the fact you’re bringing someone back to life like that
arctic talon
i thought servitors were lobotomized because they dont want ANY machines thinkin...
Servitors are lobotomized because it’s easy
They don’t need servitors to think too much
Servoskulls are supposed to just be highly advanced cogitators
crystal forum
are cherubs just more advanced cogitators
crystal forum
those pristine baby bodies arent cheap
so what's a cyber familiar
i saw those in HH and idk what they are
storm jungle
so what's a cyber familiar
its a familiar
whos a cyborg
its kinda in the name
Its basically any sort of cyborg helper creature
crystal forum
robo dog
storm jungle
crystal forum
skynet's strongest soldier
storm jungle
Real.
crystal forum
i like how we're all suddenly into terminator lore because of that one youtuber
i was surprised terminator had lore
celest dome
Cyber pet are so funny, Necromunda had Cyber birds that were used for aesthetic, and now the Cawdor are revering (not sure how they're used anymore)
storm jungle
Terminator has lore?
celest dome
Didn't it have some books
crystal forum
it had video games which i think is where 80% of the fandom came from
the other 20% is from salvation
nobody from the original movies
i did play the salvation arcade game a bunch at some arcade once
it was pretty good
arctic talon
Lol EC canonically have daemonette groupies
celest dome
Plague Marines get Nurgling 
storm jungle
Who shart on them
arctic talon
I hope when Lucius stabs you daemonettes explode out of your corpse
I do like the dynamic of the kill either being for the Champions “fans” or being sent to Fulgrim/a greater daemon
Pretty fluffy rule
storm jungle
I forgot!!!
celest dome
Had even mentioned
outer wave
I hope when Lucius stabs you daemonettes explode out of your corpse
I wish each god had a dedicated champion that had weapons that spawned daemons out of the corpses of their enemies
I think that'd be fun
gray umbra
I wish i could be a chaos champion
outer wave
Same
gray umbra
Or a daemon bound in a sword so i can chronically shitpost in the mind of my wielder
Even castellan crowe couldnt tame me
"skibidi toilet"
"Rizz rizz rizz"
outer wave
I'd imagine you'd go insane from the amount of time stuck in there
But also you're a Daemon so who cares
You're already insane anyway
gray umbra
outer wave
Jesus christ this gif is long
But that's true
I kinda want a character that makes a deal with a bloodthirster-possessed sword that he can use the sword but must always and only fight strong enemies or else the daemon breaks out and kills him
gray umbra
Vampiric sword trope is always cool
outer wave
It is!
I was thinking that the guy would eventually not be able to kill anyone in duels because the moment they're in a weaker position, they're not strong anymore or worthy to fight
So basically almost always fighting or one shotting the opponent and nothing more
gray umbra
Could have him starting chasing more unfeasibly stronger prey
Like he moves on from chaos champions to trying to duel a broodlord or something
gray umbra
Khorne slaps him the face and makes him a daemon prince instead
"Im proud of you son" moment
As he beats you into the asphalt
arctic talon
Belt of khorne
outer wave
I genuinely wonder if Khorne would respect a champion challenging him and duel him "honorably" as he's able
It also makes me wonder how many of his champions have attempted this before
gray umbra
Hed probably respect the gesture and then distintegrate their ass
outer wave
It's that or he simply ignores them because they haven't done shit
They're not in Khorne's gaze and all that
arctic talon
I genuinely wonder if Khorne would respect a champion challenging him and duel h...
Happens in AoS and he fucking smashed them with his hand
outer wave
That's funny
Did he respect it or just go "Bro, the fuck are you doing?" before slapping them down?
outer wave
LMAO
Valid reaction
Shower thought I had a while ago: what if the Khorne we see in current Warhammer (Fantasy, AoS, 40k) was actually one champion/Daemon prince that somehow managed to overcome the previous Khorne to take his place?
dusk patrol
Then it would be like that
outer wave
I feel like it'd fit in Khorne's theme of endless combat and conquest, where at the very end of it all, despite fighting the mightiest warrior, you'll just end up taking his place
outer wave
Then it would be like that
Yeh
dusk patrol
Probably deserved
outer wave
And they went "Erm, that's dumb????"
storm jungle
And they went "Erm, that's dumb????"
I mean
outer wave
Probably deserved
Ehh somewhat I guess
storm jungle
the community's understanding of ogryn come from old lore where they treat them as species-wide mentally ill giants
"oh they should all be afraid of dark/cramped spaces"
god i hate it
outer wave
I don't mind them being afraid of small, darker places as a species wide thing
storm jungle
It doesnt really make sense is the thing.
This isnt some trait you can give to a race, they dont all share the same kind of living environment.
Its like humans being afraid of open air because our ancestors spent their entire time in caves
(they didnt but you get my point lol)
outer wave
Of course of course
I think that stemmed from the fact that IIRC ogryns were first discovered on one planet, right?
storm jungle
Kinda, its just a outdated "haha mentally inept person = comedy" thing that hasnt been ever really changed or touched too much.
outer wave
That species of ogryn could have that and that fact was eventually generalized because Warhammer lore
Yeaaaah fair
storm jungle
I mostly complain because people keep saying darktide ogryns are "too smart".
or "wow they can count they are geniuses hhueueue" fuck off
outer wave
I'll never get over the steam discussion users when some of them thought they should not be able to function without simple orders like a fucking automaton or vegetable
Darktide's ogryns I feel are a good balance for old fans and fans like me (ie they're actually a super intelligent race of super humans that WILL overtake the IoM)
outer wave
How did those go?
storm jungle
I'll never get over the steam discussion users when some of them thought they sh...
Literally this but worse.
like
"No Ogryns need mini-games for reloads/doing objectives that is specific to them, they are THAT stupid".
outer wave
GOD THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR
Imagine having to do that constantly and realizing how unfun it is
storm jungle
Yeah its almost like people are too fucking stupid to suggest game mechanics sometimes
outer wave
"Oh but it's lore accurate." BRO I DO NOT CARE LEMME JUST RELOAD LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
storm jungle
dusk patrol
Mfw I’m playing the psyker and I summon a greater daemon because I used my powers too much
storm jungle
Honestly THAT would be funny if it was like 1 in a million chance
otherwise though yeah even that joke kinda got old after the first trailer
outer wave
I got my entire squad possessed because I peril'd too much
dusk patrol
The psyker in general is the most crazy part of Darktide you just gotta hand wave a bit
outer wave
I gave the team vet a giant pig tail and now he bounces around the battlefield because the tzeentch Daemon thought it'd be funny
rose thorn
I mostly complain because people keep saying darktide ogryns are "too smart".
warhammer fans reading the lore challenege (impossible)
storm jungle
REAL.
dusk patrol
I mean it is in lore
rose thorn
the ogyrn are given intellegence enhancing drugs
outer wave
The psyker in general is the most crazy part of Darktide you just gotta hand wav...
Having psyker randomness I admit sounds really fun, but God it'd be a nightmare for end game content
dusk patrol
It’s a game at the end of the day
outer wave
Mhmm
dusk patrol
Guess what, four dudes aren’t killing fucking thousands of zombies and dozens of Ogryns and plague Ogryns and Beasts of Nurgle and all the other silliness too
storm jungle
Its still kinda reined in, it just has a barrier between actual lore accuracy /gameplay bits for specific things, GW still heavily oversees the approval process for the game to a lot of extent.
dusk patrol
It would be a boring ass game if it was reined into a more realistic setup
dusk patrol
Mfw I die cause I went around a corner and reaper hit me with four shots and ripped my body apart
outer wave
I really want a 40k game to go as accurately as possible to the lore just to shut up 40k fans on how stupid X is done in another 40k game and isn't accurate
rose thorn
i love the idea that since the impeirum doesnt invent, they just happened ot have giant guns that is so heavy to use you cant even mount it on a vehicle, that also has a pistol grip
storm jungle
Forever Winter is prob the closest you are gonna get
get spotted
instantly torn apart
outer wave
True
rose thorn
i love the idea that since the impeirum doesnt invent, they just happened ot hav...
adn they were liucky enough to find a subspecies of humans who are perfectly suited to use said godawful gun
storm jungle
I hate how accurate this is
its like that post-apocalypse train movie where they need kids to operate the train's head cart
lmao
rose thorn
oh snow piercer
rose thorn
AJHASHSAFIJLH
forest orbit
Its still kinda reined in, it just has a barrier between actual lore accuracy /g...
I always wondered yeah does GW still oversee stuff with the game a lot?
storm jungle
Yeah again contrary to popular belief they do but like
outer wave
Polar Express
LMAO
storm jungle
Im a tester and NDA so i gotta go with "trust me bro" a lot
you guys dont know half the stuff we see/do especially when it comes to what the devs tell us for the approval process, all ill say os no surprise GW suck ass.
storm jungle
outer wave
you guys dont know half the stuff we see/do especially when it comes to what the...
I didn't think you beta testers would get insider details concerning that but that's cool that you do even if the news typically isn't great
storm jungle
We get snippets.
dusk patrol
That’s literally what beta testing is smh
storm jungle
Like we arent obviously people sitting on the desk with GW like FS
but like god some of the development stuff is painful
especially when the GW guys get shit wrong
forest orbit
How the fuck
forest orbit
Lmfao okay true
Like the whole thing with modellers/marketing and other departments not even being in touch that much?
storm jungle
Something like that
Its a bit dysfunctional and I dont blame fatshark much for wanting to do a non-warhammer title, even if its gonna flop
forest orbit
Mood, I kinda wish they just stuck with warhammer
outer wave
Its a bit dysfunctional and I dont blame fatshark much for wanting to do a non-w...
I hope it does well
storm jungle
Same but working under someone elses IP is obnoxious at the best of times, just ask CA
storm jungle
I hope it does well
Yea but im not expecting much
forest orbit
^
FS is known as the "tide" studio and nothing else.
KF3 also being dead on arrival is probably gonna help
storm jungle
Too soon
outer wave
Yeaaah even their War of the Roses series isn't talked much about
storm jungle
💀
storm jungle
Yeaaah even their War of the Roses series isn't talked much about
That yeah, nobody knows their other stuffs since its mid af
Vermintide was like
their homerun title
forest orbit
They've definitely been reaping those rewards somewhat since they also got no competition
closest is like HD2 and DRG
but those are completely different games too
outer wave
Well, they do have a couple titles under their belt now and have grown alot since WoTR and VT so maybe it'll be okay
storm jungle
Yeah not exactly horde shooters, minus DRG i guess
outer wave
Probably buggy as fuck though
forest orbit
Was gonna say
outer wave
Don't worry, I know how Fatshark works
forest orbit
They are still not a big studio though arent they
storm jungle
Yeah they arent
like
they still outsource a lot of stuff to other parties for game production etc
dusk patrol
They should do something new, like, a tide game where you fight zombies
But instead of swords and shit
You use mostly guns
forest orbit
Kill yourself
outer wave
A crew of miscreants....
outer wave
Nah maybe even 3
dusk patrol
No
storm jungle
no
dusk patrol
That’s stupid
storm jungle
no one is coming back for blood
dusk patrol
Why would you ever make three?
dusk patrol
I expect GW is gonna try pushing for AoS games more and more so people get exposed to the setting more.
storm jungle
AOS issue is it is getting big but it needs a good spark point
dusk patrol
Any
storm jungle
a Tide game would legit be great if its done well
rose thorn
it woudl be absoltuely awesome
dusk patrol
Tide, Total War AoS
rose thorn
the races are perfect
dusk patrol
Whatever they can do
rose thorn
the possisble opponetnts is perfect
storm jungle
because even if you dont like AOS and hear the game is great you will want to play it, and get exposed to Warhammer propaganda and thus get slowly interested in the setting.
rose thorn
give us greentide
storm jungle
at the end of the day thats the purpose of warhammer videogames
and its good as long as the product is fun
if not uh
you know
dusk patrol
Most people playing don’t know about the product
outer wave
They should make the porn spinoff, cumti--
storm jungle
die
dusk patrol
SM2 was insanely huge for the company
rose thorn
They should make the porn spinoff, cumti--
dusk patrol
And my standards are low enough I’d play a lesser version of another game
rose thorn
i think the reason we wouldnt get an aos sm style gmae
forest orbit
SM2 was insanely huge for the company
Well yeah people like space marines, it was always gonna be a big success
storm jungle
👆
outer wave
https://tenor.com/view/elmo-glock-gun-gif-8185345777676149956
😔 me but with parts of my scalp missing
storm jungle
least surprising thing about it tbh
rose thorn
because the stormcasts and s2d are very different