Like nah Morketh or whatever her name is has huge daddy issues
Same with Rakkan and his horrific mommy issues hell the only reason he doesn’t have daddy issues is because his dad is dead
#40k-lore-chat
arctic talon
Lol
Anyways I need another Robert rath book, he’s by far the best of the new black library writers
dusk patrol
Tbh I love both my parents and have a great relationship with them and I still like to give me characters mommy or daddy issues
dusk patrol
Yes
arctic talon
Yes
dusk patrol
But rare
arctic talon
The mechanicus has them
crystal forum
i know like half of the mechanicus arsenal on the lexi is from HH
like wtf is an archaeo revolver
arctic talon
It’s archaeo tech
dusk patrol
Lots of things
arctic talon
As a revolver
crystal forum
is it just an old revolver
dusk patrol
It could be basically anything
arctic talon
Archaeotech is broad
crystal forum
the lexi does not specify it just says it's used by some mechanicus raider unit
dusk patrol
It could fire mini black holes or just big rounds
dusk patrol
They always do
crystal forum
wouldn't it be funny if it was straight up just an old revolver
crystal forum
it's not like archaeo tech is always super advanced right it's just old
some dude in the 22nd millenium just liked old western movies
arctic talon
Yeah
Archaeo tech pistols on the tabletop
Have one thing that unites them mechanically
They’re better then bolt pistols
@crystal forum the only lost weapon tech from mechanicus tabletop units between heresy and 40k is phosphex
Everything else still exists in varying quantities and rarity
arctic talon
Thallax?
arctic talon
Still around in a limited capacity
The tech to make the “heart” was lost
But they can reuse them
Production of new Lorica thallax suits is still possible as well
crystal forum
human side is replaceable i assume
arctic talon
The issue is finding a power source
That works
Since the stc for the heart was lost
crystal forum
is there some thallax who's been alive since the HH
crystal forum
can you imagine
arctic talon
Excluding cryosleep
opaque coyote
They’re better then bolt pistols
How tf
Do they like have a fucking .950 explosive round shoved in there
crystal forum
it's mechanicus they dont have to explain shit
a gamma pistol is literally a gun that shoots gamma rays
celest dome
<@334401214437654531> the only lost weapon tech from mechanicus tabletop units b...
Phorphor they also aren't able to make new ones iirc
crystal forum
a gamma pistol is literally a gun that shoots gamma rays
somebody should make a lifesize model of this...
arctic talon
Yeah phosphor they can’t make new weapons
But they can make more phosphor
As in the goo
celest dome
more ammo
arctic talon
Which is funny
Phosphex is the opposite issue
Of they can make the guns, but not the ammo
crystal forum
Just take the Fallout Gamma Gun
im joking i made a full size prop of a gamma pistol for elitewolf
crystal forum
free to download btw
opaque coyote
"IT GOES AGAINST THE HOLY OMNISSIAH."
arctic talon
No
arctic talon
The phosphor weapons stcs are lost
crystal forum
gamma rays are produced by nuclear bombs and literally universes colliding
arctic talon
The stc for Phosphex is lost
crystal forum
and mechanicus have that as a pistol
arctic talon
Because some tech priest had disgusting morals
And smashed the thing
He was executed with a phosphex pistol
opaque coyote
The stc for Phosphex is lost
Isn't Phosphor and Phosphex literally just
Super Napalm
crystal forum
napalm that hates you specifically
celest dome
Phosphex is that one
arctic talon
Phosphex is super napalm that hates you
celest dome
Phosphor is more like Phosphorous gas
celest dome
So really suck
arctic talon
And it glows
celest dome
but not as bad
arctic talon
Really bright
arctic talon
Lol
celest dome
I think Phosphor Blast Pistol would be a good Blitz, damage and AoE debuff
opaque coyote
Phosphor is like a fucked up combo of napalm and thermite
Honestly...
Yeah that just kinda seems needlessly cruel. But so does like
95% of the Imperium arsenal
Like I'm pretty sure the only weapons that aren't horrifyingly cruel and unusual are Bolters and Lasguns
And
That's it
crystal forum
it's not even as cruel as other imperium weapons, it's bs whoever wrote that shit to make it cooler
opaque coyote
Phosphor is practical
Does it like avoid shit like trees and only goes after people
arctic talon
No that’s phosphex
celest dome
Lasguns plasmify matter, so most likely isn't pleasant
arctic talon
Phosphor is “normal”
crystal forum
grav weapons literally crush you from your own weight
crystal forum
volkite burns your body into gas
opaque coyote
I'm just gonna call Phosphex "Super Napalm"
To differentiate it from Phosphor
For this convo
crystal forum
imperium literally use a chimera that shoots acid
crystal forum
chimerax
celest dome
Volkite is just Microwave but gun
opaque coyote
So Phosphor weapons literally just shoot Napalm
celest dome
Phosphorous gas is something, and closer to what it does
crystal forum
somehow the MECHANICUS had an issue with phosphex like you have to admit that's dumb af
crystal forum
the fucking agony bot people
celest dome
1 dude had
arctic talon
He also wasn’t part of the Ordo reductor
opaque coyote
somehow the MECHANICUS had an issue with phosphex like you have to admit that's ...
It was one dude and he was immediately executed
opaque coyote
With Phosphex
raven stone
somehow the MECHANICUS had an issue with phosphex like you have to admit that's ...
Actually I thought of a legit reason (assuming you are talking about the Ad Mech dude who set the entire atmosphere on fire to fight Nids)
dusk patrol
I don't think we have official art of Phosphex in action.
arctic talon
We don’t
crystal forum
my headcannon is he got killed for political reasons
arctic talon
Funnily enough
crystal forum
not for ethics
dusk patrol
Its also described super disturbing, it moves like its alive and is attracted to movement, and burns cold.
opaque coyote
my headcannon is he got killed for political reasons
Dude he destroyed the STC fragment that had the Phosphex blueprint
dusk patrol
It doesn't create heat, it sucks it out.
arctic talon
my headcannon is he got killed for political reasons
I mean to an extent yeah
crystal forum
Dude he destroyed the STC fragment that had the Phosphex blueprint
ok i forgot that part he deserves death
arctic talon
he pissed off most of the mechanicus
opaque coyote
And was immediately covered with Phosphex from some other tech priest
plush mason
I don't think we have official art of Phosphex in action.
so the phsophex gun in the mechanicus game is the closest we have?
arctic talon
- he also like really really really angered the Myrmidon cult and ordo reductor
arctic talon
so the phsophex gun in the mechanicus game is the closest we have?
phosphor
not phosphex
plush mason
oh right
dusk patrol
^
crystal forum
phosphex is HH era weaponry
dusk patrol
Phosphex in 40k is super rare, and even in 40k it wasn't used lightly.
arctic talon
They worship The Omnissiah as an avatar of destruction
dusk patrol
Insanely dangerous.
arctic talon
and belive in the total annihlation of anything in the way of the Mechanicus
crystal forum
and belive in the total annihlation of anything in the way of the Mechanicus
at least their beliefs are consistent
dusk patrol
Destroyers and Death Guard were the only legion forces who used it much.,
arctic talon
the ordo reductor ironically lost power
dusk patrol
And Ordo Reductor for Ad Mech
arctic talon
post heresy
Despite mostly staying loyal
they got split into the Centurio Ordinatus and Ordo Reductor
opaque coyote
not phosphex
So if we ever get like a Skitarii class in Darktide, Phosphor weapons should be a thing
arctic talon
mechanicus use phosphor yeah
opaque coyote
How do Phosphor weapons work exactly
arctic talon
phosphor cutting tools are also common
crystal forum
Destroyers and Death Guard were the only legion forces who used it much.,
phosphex is like a small flu for the death guard
crystal forum
a little inconvenience
arctic talon
How do Phosphor weapons work exactly
you know phosphine irl? its kind of like that
but sticky
and gooey
and put in bullets
plush mason
How do Phosphor weapons work exactly
they fire white phosphor rounds so they burn and light up any target they hit afaik
opaque coyote
you know phosphine irl? its kind of like that
Oh cool warcrimes!
Idk how that would be useful in Darktide. Maybe as a horde clearer?
Like it seems like it wouldn't be a boss killer
crystal forum
they fire white phosphor rounds so they burn and light up any target they hit af...
that's so gruesome, thankfully we have never used such barbaric weapons
in real life
crystal forum
celest dome
and put in bullets
You know how in Underworld they have guns with UV goo in it, might be similar
arctic talon
Phosphor weapons are used in lore as a target indication tool
mhm
You shoot what you want to die with phosphor
the phosphor either kills it or softens it up
its easy to tell
plush mason
that's so gruesome, thankfully we have never used such barbaric weapons
whats funny is, as insane and inhumane as they are, they are not actually weapons irl and just used for highlight areas
crystal forum
whats funny is, as insane and inhumane as they are, they are not actually weapon...
that's not how it was used in vietnam
plush mason
ofc that also uses it in a form that normally cant get stuck on people
opaque coyote
Phosphor weapons are used in lore as a target indication tool
So in terms of gameplay role, should they like
Be equivalent to the one shot shotgun like the Ogryn class has?
plush mason
when it does though, yeah that poor sod is fucked
celest dome
Oh cool warcrimes!
Idk how that would be useful in Darktide. Maybe as a horde c...
Phosphor Pistol/Carbine...: Good damage, single target weapon, great at weak spot damage
Phosphor Blast Pistol: Good damage, paint a debuff on enemies near the target
arctic talon
but it would be like you shoot something, it ignites and it paints them
with white fire
crystal forum
the only way to stop white phosphorous from burning is by cutting off the oxygen supply entirely
which means no contact with water either
imagine something burning in your chest cavity that cannot be put out
opaque coyote
but it would be like you shoot something, it ignites and it paints them
Yeah I was thinking of like
One large shot that goes through a horde. Gravitates towards elites and such. Deals heavy damage to anything in it's path.
arctic talon
here's some examples of a heavy phosphor at work in Kill Protocol
opaque coyote
However in exchange for the power, it would have a charge up time
crystal forum
it has to be rare because imperium can't have nice things
storm jungle
the only way to stop white phosphorous from burning is by cutting off the oxygen...
May as well kill the person at that point
opaque coyote
the only way to stop white phosphorous from burning is by cutting off the oxygen...
"Trust me. We only use it for signaling purposes."
The US Army says as they fire it into a group of refugees
crystal forum
May as well kill the person at that point
or dig into the wound and fish out the white hot piece of burning material
opaque coyote
"See? You can't miss it."
opaque coyote
or dig into the wound and fish out the white hot piece of burning material
Basically you might as well just shoot yourself
storm jungle
or dig into the wound and fish out the white hot piece of burning material
Yeah so just kill him
LMAO
jinx
crystal forum
napalm sticks to kids
opaque coyote
napalm sticks to kids
I remember seeing a photo of a girl that was naked running away.
This was due to the fact that the Napalm stuck to her clothes. With quickly thinking she immediately took it off so that she didn't y'know
Burn to death.
Even then she still had major burns
crystal forum
and now remember that a large amount of people think 40k is a based setting
celest dome
Now remember that some people think the Imperium are good guys
opaque coyote
Now remember that some people think the Imperium are good guys
The surface level artwork and such doesn't help tbh
opaque coyote
Well some of them. Like especially the ones where the Imperial Guard goes against like a horde of aliens
opaque coyote
The Imperium look like an evil empire at 1st glance
The problem is that LITERALLY EVERYTHING LOOKS EVIL.
We, as humans, want to find the most morally correct thing
celest dome
Tau
opaque coyote
So we see human and our mind automatically thinks
celest dome
Eldar
opaque coyote
"They're just like me fr"
celest dome
Both of those look not evil
opaque coyote
Both of those look not evil
...dark eldar
celest dome
Eldar =/= Dark Eldar
arctic talon
the Tau at a glance look the least evil
opaque coyote
Eldar =/= Dark Eldar
IK but they're technically the same species
So... you kinda have to include them unfortunately
celest dome
No ? 
opaque coyote
Yes
arctic talon
but imo the 6e Tau codex makes them look scary
crystal forum
eldar and tau do not look particularly evil compared to the skull aesthetic of the imperium
celest dome
Which i'm ok with doing, but still
opaque coyote
Otherwise we have to count Chaos for Human
Craftworlders are Eldar.
Deldar are also mostly Eldar.
Chaos has more variation, including Daemons.
crystal forum
votaan
celest dome
Chaos still has for the most part Human.
arctic talon
same with the 8e one
The red Lens really helps make the Tau look evil
imo
but GW swiched to Vior'la as the main scheme which has blue lens's so........
crystal forum
this is compared to the SKULL FACTION
celest dome
Dark Eldar are extremist, so not sure we can really consider Eldar and point to them looking evil cause a separate faction is from their same origin
arctic talon
It’s pretty easy to make any of them look sinister or not if you want
yeah
crystal forum
is this really a contest
dusk patrol
Example A
arctic talon
is this really a contest
no
dusk patrol
You can literally find heroic looking and sinister looking art of the exact same people
crystal forum
what is the most evil looking faction now
opaque coyote
The Deldar
dusk patrol
Chaos tend to look pretty sinister lol
arctic talon
yeah
dusk patrol
For some reason
crystal forum
that true
opaque coyote
Deldar, Crons. CSM
I think Slaaneshi forces look the most evil
crystal forum
they need better PR
dusk patrol
I think Slaaneshi forces look the most evil
Wow sexism
opaque coyote
Like Noise Marines still freak me TF out
opaque coyote
Noise Marines are women?
crystal forum
Like Noise Marines still freak me TF out
irrational fear of rock music
crystal forum
woah you cant say that
arctic talon
crystal forum
rock is an offensive term
crystal forum
i have never particularly enjoyed chaos art but that's because i'm
-not british
-didn't grow up with 40k
dusk patrol
-have bad taste
dusk patrol
Go chug some maple syrup ya hoser
opaque coyote
And also their beady eyes
crystal forum
Go chug some maple syrup ya hoser
try to take it away from me i dare you
we beat you at hockey
opaque coyote
Like they're constantly screaming in agony
opaque coyote
Or pleasure
dusk patrol
Sixth?
crystal forum
idk i dont follow sports
dusk patrol
It was a great game tbh
opaque coyote
THIS QUIET DISPLEASES SLAANESH.
opaque coyote
crystal forum
we all did
opaque coyote
https://youtu.be/KEpf_RvU3cI?si=D92xLpLjyqwHr35I
This is actually a banger ngl
crystal forum
also he became famous way too early in life poor guy
opaque coyote
...
crystal forum
his life got fucked
opaque coyote
Why do I have crab claws now?
opaque coyote
his life got fucked
Child Celebs are almost always tragic
plush mason
same with the 8e one
thats...the same image with a recolor and zoomed out
dusk patrol
CWE
crystal forum
thats...the same image with a recolor and zoomed out
are you saying GW would cheap out on art
arctic talon
thats...the same image with a recolor and zoomed out
Yes
dusk patrol
Maugan Ra, Phoenix Lord
crystal forum
i will see you in the twitter fight pits
dusk patrol
Aka Grim Reaper Phoenix Lord
opaque coyote
Aka Grim Reaper Phoenix Lord
Awesome af
plush mason
the reapers are the most metal of the craftworld eldar
celest dome
You know a faction I've never seen art where I've thought they must be evil was for the Dwarf in fantasy, maybe the same for High Elves
crystal forum
dwarves look awesome no matter what they're doing though
they could be on the toilet and they'd look badass
celest dome
Cool and evil aren't always opposed
opaque coyote
Aka Grim Reaper Phoenix Lord
Genuine question for you and for the others.
Which design is better?
2022 vs 1994
celest dome
2022
crystal forum
do people unironically prefer the right one
celest dome
Much more dynamic, doesn't simply look like a skeleton or SM
crystal forum
it looks like a constipated space marine chaplain
opaque coyote
I think the 2022 one generally looks better. But I actually like the thickness of the 1994 one. Idk why
plush mason
You know a faction I've never seen art where I've thought they must be evil was ...
the White Dwarf looks insane, other than that yeah all the art i can find of them is your classic dwarf warrior or steampunk army stuff lol
celest dome
Most of the Eldar miniatures from the last decade are very great
opaque coyote
Most of the Eldar miniatures from the last decade are very great
True
crystal forum
also the gun takes so much terrain space for nothing
opaque coyote
it looks like a constipated space marine chaplain
BROTHERS. I AM GOING TO SHIT.
crystal forum
notice how the newer gun is higher so it doesnt snag
opaque coyote
notice how the newer gun is higher so it doesnt snag
Oh true
Easier to place on the table
crystal forum
something i've noticed with newer models is they're more thought out for tabletop usage
i've seen plenty of dumb old model decisions
opaque coyote
I think generally I do actually like the thicker build more. I guess because the idea of an Eldar actually being somewhat muscular is appealing to me.
But the 2022 one is obviously more appealing and also that hood and shrukien launcher looks sick
plush mason
ok the lord? on the shield is a funny mini
crystal forum
case in point: old vanquisher cannon
storm jungle
You know a faction I've never seen art where I've thought they must be evil was ...
Theres some WHF art where the look like complete psychopaths
but agreed its rare
opaque coyote
Theres some WHF art where the look like complete psychopaths
That's because if the artists dare make them look bad, they'll be written in the book
dusk patrol
Slayers maybe
celest dome
ok the lord? on the shield is a funny mini
Dwarf kind at 98% strength
dusk patrol
Although the line between evil and “just badass as fuck”
storm jungle
Nah not even that
crystal forum
Dwarf kind at 98% strength
obelix be like
storm jungle
theres this one Warhammer Online concept art of gotrek
where he looks like a complete psycho
i gotta find it
plush mason
Dwarf kind at 98% strength
only one has a beer, so thats at most 85% strength assuming the other 2 drank all theirs
opaque coyote
Although the line between evil and “just badass as fuck”
Has the same energy of those smoking skeleton images
crystal forum
do dwarves get offended if you rest on them like a bar counter
storm jungle
Yes
crystal forum
arm on their head
storm jungle
And they'd chop your legs off
dusk patrol
Slayer Pirates is easily top 3 best Warhammer idea ever
opaque coyote
opaque coyote
Or just shit like this
celest dome
Still annoyed to hell about this not being hairs
storm jungle
that one is peak
crystal forum
actually do dwarves take alcohol seriously or do they just drink whatever usually
plush mason
isnt that the slayer king?
opaque coyote
Still annoyed to hell about this not being hairs
...I really want to give him a haircut
storm jungle
actually do dwarves take alcohol seriously or do they just drink whatever usuall...
Warhammer fantasy dwarves consider most human drinks and I quote "shitstew"
celest dome
only one has a beer, so thats at most 85% strength assuming the other 2 drank al...
That's Josef Bugman
storm jungle
and they got their own brews
its a part of their culture, they take it very seriously
opaque coyote
Warhammer fantasy dwarves consider most human drinks and I quote "shitstew"
Not enough alcohol ig
celest dome
isnt that the slayer king?
Correc
crystal forum
Warhammer fantasy dwarves consider most human drinks and I quote "shitstew"
like grog and beer or pure fucking rum
plush mason
actually do dwarves take alcohol seriously or do they just drink whatever usuall...
iirc they take everything seriously
dusk patrol
It’s not Bugmans I’ll tell you that
opaque coyote
they literally got slurs for it lol
Do you think Dwarves would like Rubbing Alcohol?
crystal forum
they literally got slurs for it lol
so brewing something dwarves enjoy is like a high brow compliment
opaque coyote
"Ay finally something that has a kick!"
storm jungle
so brewing something dwarves enjoy is like a high brow compliment
Pretty much
aka basically impossible
crystal forum
hell yeah
dusk patrol
Dwarves have literally fought battles over Bugmans caches
celest dome
its an ork
No the hairs 
opaque coyote
so brewing something dwarves enjoy is like a high brow compliment
You'd have to be a god tier brewer though
crystal forum
aka basically impossible
because prejudice or because they genuinely make good shit
opaque coyote
because prejudice or because they genuinely make good shit
Both
celest dome
Dwarves have literally fought battles over Bugmans caches
The U5 too
dusk patrol
By Sigmar, Bugmans!
crystal forum
You'd have to be a god tier brewer though
i'll have to remove the methanol then 
opaque coyote
Prejudice and they make the finest alcohol throughout the lands
crystal forum
do they drink very strong alcohol normally or is it grog and such stuff
celest dome
Even High Elves find Bugman's to be great
plush mason
The U5 too <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
isnt the city of Ubershrik actually close to the old Bugman's brewery?
dusk patrol
They do respect the absolute best human craftsmen
Nuln in particular is where a lot of dwarves work
celest dome
isnt the city of Ubershrik actually close to the old Bugman's brewery?
think so
storm jungle
people kinda forget WHF dwarves are complete assholes
theres a reason they are in decline
dusk patrol
Dwarves and humans in general live together a fair amount in Fantasy
storm jungle
Yeah the ones that leave the holds at least
opaque coyote
people kinda forget WHF dwarves are complete assholes
Although for Alcohol specifically it's probably because it tastes like shit to them
storm jungle
which is super looked down upon
because uhhh
idk stay in the hold and get shanked by skaven i guess
also boomer dwarves are a thing which doesnt help in their society
opaque coyote
also boomer dwarves are a thing which doesnt help in their society
"whoops. Sorry, I accidentally spilled yer dri-"
"JOIN THE SLAYERS NOW."
storm jungle
Too true
crystal forum
so dwarves either go outside and be assholes or stay inside and be assholes but also die when skaven dig into the burrow
plush mason
also boomer dwarves are a thing which doesnt help in their society
i love that in the TW games the longbeards literally have a buff called "old grumblers" that boosts the moral of near by units purely because no one wants to hear them bitching at them if the line breaks lol
storm jungle
so dwarves either go outside and be assholes or stay inside and be assholes but ...
Pretty much
their life sucks
late osprey
dwarfs are socially children by human standards
storm jungle
its why theres so many dwarven rangers and outcasts
crystal forum
what a shit situation
storm jungle
dwarfs are socially children by human standards
^
opaque coyote
its why theres so many dwarven rangers and outcasts
Probably also why they never run out of slayers
storm jungle
but being under constant threat by skaven and orks
late osprey
incredibly rude and terrible, constantly insulting you, but the moment you try to rib back they go berserk and go "MUH GRUDGIN MUH HONOR"
storm jungle
Yeah they are again LOTR dwarves but with the worst traits
dusk patrol
I wonder if there might be some bias here…..
storm jungle
which works and is intentional
crystal forum
dwarves just wanna chill let them enjoy their rocks in peace
storm jungle
I wonder if there might be some bias here…..
Not really
Elves and Dwarves are both assholes
and are again in decline for a reason
but they look cool so it works
opaque coyote
Yeah they are again LOTR dwarves but with the worst traits
"WHY HAVEN'T YOU FUCKING DIED YET?"
"I'M SORRY I KEEP TRYING BUT I KEEP WINNING!"
dusk patrol
Wood Elves meanwhile
celest dome
Now, who is the biggest assholes, and why is it the Fimirs
crystal forum
they make good gear though so they get a pass
opaque coyote
dwarfs are just the more vicious of the two
Dwarves will insult you to your face.
Elves will do it behind your back
storm jungle
^
late osprey
Dwarves will insult you to your face.
Elves will do it behind your back
one of these is significantly worse for making friends or allies, however
plush mason
isnt it canon that the high elves are in decline almost purely because they spend literal centuries just courting prospective partners?
storm jungle
Nah
dusk patrol
It’s a lot of factors
storm jungle
They are just pushed back to Ulthuan mostly
crystal forum
elves are hippies who cares what they think
opaque coyote
one of these is significantly worse for making friends or allies, however
Yeah the Elves are. The dwarves will at least tell you what they find wrong about you
celest dome
Their civil war is what cause most of their problems
dusk patrol
Everyone in fantasy is an asshole at the end of the day, some are just more assholish
late osprey
they are in decline for many reasons, though i suspect their gigantic horrific millennia-longRace War might have something to do with it
opaque coyote
Like I hate people talking behind my back more than people saying shit to my face tbh
storm jungle
elves are hippies who cares what they think
You if you want to keep good relations and make money among many other things, as well as having allies etc.
late osprey
Like I hate people talking behind my back more than people saying shit to my fac...
well yeah but most people aren't exactly omniscient
dusk patrol
Well there’s a reason despite all these issues the dwarves and humans have a much stronger alliance
crystal forum
i prefer when people i dont care about call me slurs somewhere i can ignore them
storm jungle
Well there’s a reason despite all these issues the dwarves and humans have a muc...
Even that depends
late osprey
Well there’s a reason despite all these issues the dwarves and humans have a muc...
demeanor isn't the reason, proximity is
storm jungle
Most dwarf holds dont care about it, some do
its too wide to really apply to a fractured faction like them
celest dome
War of Vengeance was more of a win to the Dwarfs than the Elfs
storm jungle
Yeah symbolically at least
late osprey
there's a dwarf hold for every rock, aside from like two polities the elves are on the other side of the world
storm jungle
The point of the war was at the end no one really won aside from the dwarves getting the phoenix crown
plush mason
does the empire or any human nation have an alliance with the high elves?
opaque coyote
Most dwarf holds dont care about it, some do
There is one unifying factor that unites both races...
ALCOHOL.
storm jungle
the moment they came back home they got ass fucked by skaven, orks and goblins
crystal forum
dwarves will drop slurs like a plantation owner and then act like they deserve respect
late osprey
does the empire or any human nation have an alliance with the high elves?
the colleges of magic were a high elf act of charity
storm jungle
so everyone got fucked in the ass 💀
opaque coyote
DRINKING SOLVES ALL OF YOUR PROBLEM.
celest dome
does the empire or any human nation have an alliance with the high elves?
Trading ones yes
dusk patrol
demeanor isn't the reason, proximity is
It’s definitely both, Elves have a huge superiority complex
late osprey
dwarves will drop slurs like a plantation owner and then act like they deserve r...
100% real and true
storm jungle
It’s definitely both, Elves have a huge superiority complex
So do dwarves
again, they are both very bad at it
its the point
plush mason
the colleges of magic were a high elf act of charity
yeah but that was mainly Techlas doing his own thing afaik
celest dome
Teclis
plush mason
yeah
late osprey
humanity is specifically said to be outlandishly diplomatic
storm jungle
Theres an excerpt where a dwarven hold razes an entire city because they missed like 1 coin of payment
opaque coyote
again, they are both very bad at it
Again it depends on whether you want the shit talking up on your face.
Or behind your back.
dusk patrol
We directly see one being much more willing to work with the other, obviously it’s not the same for all but in general
celest dome
The Dwarf gave Rune swords and Ghal Maraz though
late osprey
Again it depends on whether you want the shit talking up on your face.
Or behin...
politically speaking the latter is always 100% better
dusk patrol
Dwarves and humans get along better than with elves typically
opaque coyote
politically speaking the latter is always 100% better
True but on the other hand it's fucking annoying
And I hate that shit
opaque coyote
If you wanna say shit. Say it to my face coward.
late osprey
elves and dwarfs have more relations overall, good and back
humans and dwarfs* i mean
storm jungle
Yeah dwarves are closer to the lands of the Empire which helps
late osprey
elves and humans meanwhile have comparatively few relations, and these relations do tend more to beneficial
opaque coyote
humans and dwarfs* i mean
Generally. There's a reason we like outright bad guys more than like betrayers
The dwarves, even if they fucking hate you, will make it very obvious that they fucking hate you.
The Elves will keep it hidden until you're alone and then probably do some fucked up shit to you
late osprey
the elves are not really in the business of backstabbing and betrayal either
they just are polite
that's it
plush mason
Teclis is a good example of it
ngl Teclis was one of the few high elves to have the unimaginably powerful super power of humility, at least enough to see that having more allies makes the task of battling chaos easier
opaque coyote
the elves are not really in the business of backstabbing and betrayal either
My guy their entire thing is that they're backhanded and sneaky.
late osprey
My guy their entire thing is that they're backhanded and sneaky.
that isn't "their entire thing"
dusk patrol
Elves whole thing is trickiness
late osprey
i dont know where you get this from
dusk patrol
Uh, their entire history with everyone lol
late osprey
that's not a point, that's just saying the same thing twice
plush mason
iirc the high elves whole thing was pride and hubris
late osprey
iirc the high elves whole thing was pride and hubris
this
dusk patrol
Dark Elves are Dark Elves, Wood Elves are definitely worse than High Elves.
storm jungle
iirc the high elves whole thing was pride and hubris
Pretty much this yeah
It didnt help them in the long run
late osprey
their hubris affects many things, but not treachery
dusk patrol
Teclis's super power was basically just that he was willing to talk to people without being a colossal dick.
plush mason
It didnt help them in the long run
yeah turns out calling yourself the perfect race doesnt matter much when the world is being flooded by daemons
late osprey
it's why they refuse to develop objectively superior technology, and why they don't engage in diplomacy
opaque coyote
Dark Elves are Dark Elves, Wood Elves are definitely worse than High Elves.
"You will be sent... To Athel Loren."
"NO NOT ATHEL. NOOO"
dusk patrol
He was still a dick
storm jungle
Elves still actively deal with humans as much as dwarves when it comes to trading, diplomacy among other shit.
dusk patrol
Just not a colossal one.
late osprey
Elves still actively deal with humans as much as dwarves when it comes to tradin...
ulthuan as a polity is still very far removed, usually it's the sea elf sub-group who deal most with humans
opaque coyote
Just not a colossal one.
Elves try not to be a dick towards any other race challenge
late osprey
teclis's arrival was like, a big deal, for example
opaque coyote
late osprey
Elves try not to be a dick towards any other race challenge
every race fails this but humans
actually
plush mason
ngl the only thing i still dont get with the warhammer elves, why the cone head helmets?
late osprey
even humans
dusk patrol
Part of the problem is most primary Fantasy lore is set in a very narrow time frame.
dusk patrol
Like the Empire as we know it was completely different just a short period earlier.
late osprey
ngl the only thing i still dont get with the warhammer elves, why the cone head ...
one argument i heard was that its supposed to vaguely represent the imperial british pith helmets
crystal forum
damn fantasy needs a rework or something, like a refresh almost
storm jungle
ngl the only thing i still dont get with the warhammer elves, why the cone head ...
Greek inspiration
its said as much in Jes Goodwin's design sheets
opaque coyote
ngl the only thing i still dont get with the warhammer elves, why the cone head ...
Try to shoot head.
Hits the cone part instead
dusk patrol
That would never work, theyd have to set it like
storm jungle
High Elves take a lot of things from greco-cultures and steppes
dusk patrol
Hundreds of years in the past.
late osprey
another argument is yeah the elves generally have archaic designs
recurve bows, scale armor, etc etc
plush mason
Greek inspiration
oh right, that thing lol
storm jungle
Its not "archaic" in the setting but yeah pretty much
crystal forum
if only there was some apocalyptic event that changed fantasy
storm jungle
oh right, that thing lol
Cone helmets largely come from that area yeah
arctic talon
if only there was some apocalyptic event that changed fantasy
Sugmar dick
late osprey
Its not "archaic" in the setting but yeah pretty much
it's archaic in the sense that humanity has already come up with better designs, but elves believe they're already solved everything
opaque coyote
Its not "archaic" in the setting but yeah pretty much
Archaic compared to the Sigma(r) Empire!!!!
crystal forum
serious question does GW even make money with fantasy anymore
late osprey
arrogance and hubris and such
dusk patrol
Its not "archaic" in the setting but yeah pretty much
Urm, acksually
arctic talon
serious question does GW even make money with fantasy anymore
With Old world yeah
crystal forum
like will they kill it off eventually
dusk patrol
It does fit the defintion
crisp heath
Stupid Gera don’t ignore me @plush mason
arctic talon
Lol
storm jungle
Urm, acksually
dusk patrol
opaque coyote
https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-yakuza-can-you-shut-up-shut-your-mouth-gif-996606...
sex??
crystal forum
But with whfb
so is there new lore added to it
dusk patrol
sex??
https://tenor.com/view/mass-effect3-report-to-the-ship-as-soon-as-possible-well-bang-ok-gif-17369371
late osprey
unsurprising, whfb was hot dogshit
plush mason
Cone helmets largely come from that area yeah
ngl the fact some of them have fins really just makes it look like they went "i want to wear a fish tail on my head but no fish big enough"
dusk patrol
Sadly
late osprey
it's BEEN dead
crystal forum
oh i thought they still sold models
storm jungle
ngl the fact some of them have fins really just makes it look like they went "i ...
Its more just cultural appropriation for things like Lothern/Seaguard regiments etc
dusk patrol
kinda
storm jungle
fantasy has entire source books on faction uniforms
(i miss when GW did cool shit like this)
crystal forum
didnt like half the fantasy range get axed last year
dusk patrol
The Old World remade is set hundreds of years earlier.
Very few characters were alive then from WHF
late osprey
games have been set in periods other than the end times before
dusk patrol
Mostly just Elgi
crystal forum
maybe it will come back in 30 years after primaris mark 2
storm jungle
The Old World remade is set hundreds of years earlier.
What a dumbass timeframe to pick too ngl
late osprey
Battle March was set during Emperor Magnus's reign
dusk patrol
They should have just said End Times actually never happened and it was all a dream
plush mason
The Old World remade is set hundreds of years earlier.
so like, Magnus the Pious era or even farther back?
opaque coyote
Oh hey cool there's a 2022 remake
dusk patrol
But whatever
storm jungle
who gives a shit about the Age of the 3 Emparors
late osprey
i mean why did that one have to be the end times, anyway? there were like 50 other invasions in the setting history that were like "OK this time for REAL" but they got beat back
dusk patrol
Now I'm gonna have these stupid immortal dragons bing chillin in my fantasy racism simulator
late osprey
why not just say archaon got beat back like all the other chaos invasions
storm jungle
i mean why did that one have to be the end times, anyway? there were like 50 oth...
The setting needed to go so
at the end of the day it was the correct decision
dusk patrol
I don't hate the end goal
storm jungle
as much as people dont really wanna admit it
dusk patrol
I hate the execution
opaque coyote
at the end of the day it was the correct decision
They just executed it poorly
crystal forum
do elves live forever in fantasy
storm jungle
I hate the execution
^
storm jungle
do elves live forever in fantasy
More or less.
storm jungle
its the same as 40k, "inconsistent but yes"
storm jungle
God dont fucking mention Malekith
late osprey
Malekith becoming Phoenix King was the biggest troll in the universe
storm jungle
"ACTUALLY HE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG"
crystal forum
somebody give eternal an iron hand plushie before he explodes
storm jungle
okay whats next
storm jungle
Horus was actually the chosen one?
late osprey
its like you knew it was written by people who hated fantasy
"you see malekith if you had just held on for a little longer....
storm jungle
"you see malekith if you had just held on for a little longer....
And uh
crystal forum
eternal think of what ferrus would do
dusk patrol
It turns out Vect acutally had the last crone sword
storm jungle
every phoenix kign before him as a pussy who drank resistance potions
crystal forum
what would ferrus do
storm jungle
It turns out Vect acutally had the last crone sword
Ok but
late osprey
every phoenix kign before him as a pussy who drank resistance potions
utterly unreal lmao
storm jungle
that is extremely in character
dusk patrol
what would ferrus do
storm jungle
utterly unreal lmao
Like i rarely call warhammer lore insulting
opaque coyote
its the same as 40k, "inconsistent but yes"
I mean isn't Eldrad turning into crystal due to his age?
storm jungle
but this is one of those moments
late osprey
oh yeah and every other nation getting written off with essentially throwaway "and t hen they were eaten by skaven!!"
storm jungle
I mean isn't Eldrad turning into crystal due to his age?
Hes never gonna be fully crystal
late osprey
was also truly stellar
storm jungle
and thats because hes a farseer
crystal forum
noooo ferrus dont fight the god twink nooo
storm jungle
he probably has a diamond cock and balls by now
arctic talon
oh yeah and every other nation getting written off with essentially throwaway "a...
It was Orcs or Skaven
dusk patrol
Hey he would have won
arctic talon
Cathay got fucked by Chorfs and Orcs
dusk patrol
Then the stupid chaos juice Laer blade smh
late osprey
do eldar still shit diamonds or was that retconned?
dusk patrol
Non canon
opaque coyote
he probably has a diamond cock and balls by now
Lmaooo
But seriously though, I think the crystalization implies that there is a lifespan to the Eldar.
It's just
celest dome
Writers forgetting Skarsnik is still painful
opaque coyote
Very very long
dusk patrol
Whatever the orignal book was called
storm jungle
Lmaooo
But seriously though, I think the crystalization implies that there is a...
Crystallisation is just for farseers
dusk patrol
Xenology or whatever
opaque coyote
Crystallisation is just for farseers
Oh
dusk patrol
Isn't canon
opaque coyote
Nvm then
dusk patrol
Liber Xenos or whatever it is, is the new one.
late osprey
mfw thorgrim just left the door open and died instantly durrr
crystal forum
Then the stupid chaos juice Laer blade smh
all it takes to kill a primarch is
-a blade who's origin lies in the mysterious dark past of humanity, which when told a name will be able to kill whoever it is with a single stroke
-sex snake blade
dusk patrol
Yeah you would know the poop lore.
plush mason
mfw thorgrim just left the door open and died instantly durrr
ngl that is almost an insult to the skaven too
storm jungle
also Ferrus would have lived if he used his giant wrench
where did this relic go i wonder
dusk patrol
Unironcially
I really like the power wrench as a primarch weapon
More than Forgebreaker
late osprey
why didnt ferrus manus just make his head ferrus too?
dusk patrol
Make snazz it up a bit.
late osprey
ferrus headus
storm jungle
I really like the power wrench as a primarch weapon
I do legit like Neil Roberts being liek
"I dont remembe rwhat weapon ferrus used"
plush mason
where did this relic go i wonder
shoved up his bum by Fulgrim and still in there to this day /s
crystal forum
ferrus is alive guys dont you know
storm jungle
"I guess ill use a giant wrench"
opaque coyote
I really like the power wrench as a primarch weapon
Kinda similar to how Gordon Freeman's signature Melee weapon is a crowbar
dusk patrol
YOU CAN REFERENCE THAT
celest dome
Giant Wrench are cools
opaque coyote
Like the same vibes
storm jungle
"Also heres an oil drum on his back idk"
What also gets me is like
late osprey
do you think theyve ever walked in on ferrus underneath a car fixing it up like in all the movies?
storm jungle
this legit looks like some random IH sergeant or whatever
like hes bald
has weird ass armor
its so weird
I legit assume it was like a art direction mixup
dusk patrol
At least Ferrios has the Power Spanner in spirit still.
opaque coyote
"Also heres an oil drum on his back idk"
Imagine if splashed oil at Fulgrim during his fight
storm jungle
Diet coghammer
plush mason
i have seen the old tech marine mini, a giant wretch was a stable of their design
crystal forum
ferrus would have won if he didn't glance at a broken land raider tail light right before being decapitated
it was too strong for him
dusk patrol
My favorite thing about Ferrios is his mouth augmetic looks like a mustache
And its great
late osprey
ferrus would've won if fulgrim didnt shoot at his comically exposed boss weakpoint oil barrel
dusk patrol
ferrus would have won if he didn't glance at a broken land raider tail light rig...
He was busy thinking about if the Imperial Guard elements had checked their tire pressure recently.
plush mason
My favorite thing about Ferrios is his mouth augmetic looks like a mustache
bro has more armor than a terminator
storm jungle
He was busy thinking about if the Imperial Guard elements had checked their tire...
More like he was too busy thinking about Fulgrim's oiled up CHEEKS
dusk patrol
Don't project please
opaque coyote
More like he was too busy thinking about Fulgrim's oiled up CHEEKS
Fulgrim grabbed Ferrus's oil barrel and used it to lubricate
crystal forum
He was busy thinking about if the Imperial Guard elements had checked their tire...
his mind was weighed heavily by the facts of blinker fluid replacement and left handed wrenches
storm jungle
dusk patrol
These two pieces though by far
storm jungle
better art
dusk patrol
Are my favorite portrayals of their fight
crystal forum
frens 
storm jungle
They were roommates
late osprey
OK but there is no way fulgrim was winning this if ferrus had like 6 mecha-guns pointed at him
dusk patrol
Especially since the artist remebered he has fucking metal fists and the medusan carapace
opaque coyote
I like the second one. Especially since Fulgrim looks fucking insane
plush mason
i love the fire sword
crystal forum
They were roommates
suuuuure just roomates
opaque coyote
Like he's fucking laughing
dusk patrol
OK but there is no way fulgrim was winning this if ferrus had like 6 mecha-guns ...
Writers had to nerf him
late osprey
that fuckers like general grievous with guns at that point
storm jungle
OK but there is no way fulgrim was winning this if ferrus had like 6 mecha-guns ...
Hes a primarch, he'd just dodge it
late osprey
true
crystal forum
he should have fisted the one part of fulgrim that is his weak point
storm jungle
he should have fisted the one part of fulgrim that is his weak point
EXCUSE ME
dusk patrol
Ferrus on the tabletop is actually one of the more solid ranged primarchs and its not even close to his main thing.
dusk patrol
I'll say this, as much as they don't give us lore, holy fuck do they give us good stats.
storm jungle
shoved a warhound mini into his nose
plush mason
Perturabo did it instead
needed to do it a few more times tbh
late osprey
why do you guys all think the Interex poisoned Horus and started Horus's Heresy (not his treachery)?
were they jealous?
storm jungle
I think they were stupid
dusk patrol
His Toughness is also technically 8 because the legion rule reduces strength by -1 for all attacks made against them
dusk patrol
why do you guys all think the Interex poisoned Horus and started Horus's Heresy ...
They read the script
storm jungle
I Horse should have just dodged the knife
late osprey
LOL
storm jungle
Eresus and Lorgman had it all planned out
crystal forum
since when is there a badge for nitro lifetime
why is yours gay dilara i want that
GIVE IT TO ME NOW
storm jungle
LOL
I tried to make a "jonkler" reference but best alternative for Horus i can think of is Horse im sorry
opaque coyote
I tried to make a "jonkler" reference but best alternative for Horus i can think...
Whoreus
late osprey
I tried to make a "jonkler" reference but best alternative for Horus i can think...
theres a fanfiction from way back where feral worlders fuck up the religion and call horus "the horse"
and they say it with dread and fear
opaque coyote
theres a fanfiction from way back where feral worlders fuck up the religion and ...
Yeah that one is my fucking favorite
storm jungle
Awful
dusk patrol
Look at this shill
storm jungle
crystal forum
kill her now
storm jungle
badge of shame
crystal forum
quick before she gets the magnum
storm jungle
yeah your magnum do-
plush mason
kill her now
you aint too far behind :P
crystal forum
he's not a wall he's a palisade, peasants
storm jungle
Got his ass
crystal forum
also i cant friend request dilara 1984
arctic talon
Lol
opaque coyote
Yeah and also Gulliman as "Gill-man"
plush mason
The fanfic also had the feral worlders depict Dorn as a wall
they kinda wherent that far off tbf
opaque coyote
opaque coyote
"Betrayed by his son, the Horse."
The Sisters looked at the picture, which indeed showed a very evil looking horse. Trying not to laugh, they silently noted that it did have lots of spiky bits painted on it.
"Other sons fight the Horse, even though-" her voice dropped to a frightened hush- "the Gill Man came to take away their manhood with the Coat of Stars!"
dusk patrol
Here's a source that doesn't claim what the headline I put on it says it does
crystal forum
Here's a funny comment guys
peer reviewed vibes
dusk patrol
I will downvote and ban you if you point this out
opaque coyote
I will downvote and ban you if you point this out
r/conservative
be like
Seriously they are literally snowflakes
dusk patrol
More like, the entire site
crystal forum
or any story subreddit
opaque coyote
They do not allow anybody who isn't a true conservative to post
dusk patrol
Oh god the fucking
opaque coyote
Like they need to CHECK YOUR MESSAGE HISTORY
arctic talon
dusk patrol
"Am I the Asshole" subs
arctic talon
(derogatory)
opaque coyote
TO SEE IF YOU'RE A TRUE CONSERVATIVE
opaque coyote
YOU HAVE TO JOIN THEIR DISCORD SO THAT THEY CAN CHECK IF YOU'RE A TRUE CONSERVATIVE
dusk patrol
They're so bad too
late osprey
"Am I the Asshole" subs
i dislike these the most
crystal forum
"Am I the Asshole" subs
i killed 6 children but my partner doesnt wash the dishes and it's getting on my nerves
late osprey
imagine outsourcing your ethics to fucking reddit
opaque coyote
i killed 6 children but my partner doesnt wash the dishes and it's getting on my...
NTA, those children deserved it
late osprey
how pathetic
dusk patrol
The worse scenario tbh is if they're real
opaque coyote
The worse scenario tbh is if they're real
Honestly. I do unironically think some of them are real just by pure statistical probability
dusk patrol
Any relationship sub too
opaque coyote
Like some of them do actually have unironic news stories related to them
dusk patrol
The problem really is you get stuff like, Childfree, which as an idea is like "ok people don't wanna have kids, thats ok"
But then the worst scum fucks on the internet fill it
opaque coyote
The problem really is you get stuff like, Childfree, which as an idea is like "o...
And then it turns into a circlejerk
dusk patrol
And it becomes "YOU HAD KIDS?! FUCK YOU!!"
opaque coyote
And it becomes "YOU HAD KIDS?! FUCK YOU!!"
A lot of parody subs turned into the thing there are parodying
Like I remember there being a subreddit which made fun of like
"GAMERS ARE BECOMING AN EXTINCT SPECIES"
arctic talon
The circlejerk subreddits are funny to me
dusk patrol
Imagine literally getting so mad because a fucking child cried in line at the store that you go online and rant, calling them sperm goblins and other stuff
opaque coyote
And then actually became so filled with those people
arctic talon
Lol
opaque coyote
That it got deleted
dusk patrol
The circlejerk subreddits are funny to me
The ones which stay self aware are fun
opaque coyote
Because it became a racist cesspool
dusk patrol
Then theres.....others....
late osprey
Imagine literally getting so mad because a fucking child cried in line at the st...
psychotic behavior indeed
r/Atheism is an actual time capsule, its surreal to visit sometimes
literally unchanged from like 2008 fedora mode
dusk patrol
You can feel the neckbeard behind every comment.
opaque coyote
r/Atheism is an actual time capsule, its surreal to visit sometimes
It started out semi-reasonable but quickly delved into fedora territory
Same with r/religiousfruitcake
storm jungle
Then theres.....others....
Yeah, like r40klore
dusk patrol
"My mom made me go to church and its been 20 years and I never got over it"
late osprey
It started out semi-reasonable but quickly delved into fedora territory
the reasonable era is legendary and mythical by this point
opaque coyote
Yeah, like r40klore
But Dilara. I need to know whether Fulgrim has a snake cock or not
late osprey
Man doubts it ever even existed
storm jungle
But Dilara. I need to know whether Fulgrim has a snake cock or not
Speaking of hold on
i didnt do my weekly visit
arctic talon
I like the world building circlejerk one
dusk patrol
Yeah, like r40klore
I will say, 40klore is mostly ok at least in terms of general discussion.
It has major issues
dusk patrol
But it at least stays on topic
opaque coyote
I like the world building circlejerk one
That one along with the writing circlejerk is funny
late osprey
honestly the ones that are closest to my passions are the ones i loathe the most
if its about shit i never even cared about its funny
opaque coyote
But it at least stays on topic
There are genuinely interesting posts there
So y'know
late osprey
but otherwise its infuriating
arctic talon
Non credible defense is just
dusk patrol
Mfw I visit a sub for talking about idk, lightbulbs, and its somehow become a new circlejerk about Trump
Again
arctic talon
Deranged military industrial complex stuff
storm jungle
I will say, 40klore is mostly ok at least in terms of general discussion.
Yeah the only issue is the mods are legit assholes and just dont really moderate anything.
Unless my bad uhhh "YOU POSTED AN EXCERPT AWKWARDLY, I HAVE LOCKED THE POST, REPLY TO ME WHEN YOU EDITED IT CORRECTLY."
Like, okay? Most people dont give enough of a shit to re-edit their posts, so good job.
dusk patrol
Yeah it definitely could be better
dusk patrol
Lots of things baffle me
dusk patrol
And then the responses annoy me more.
late osprey
clevercomebacks is essentially:
someone replying to Elon Musk's tweet: 8000000 upvotes, claps and applauses all around, LMFAO FUNNIEST THING EVER
Elon Musk replies to someone's tweet: -32 downvote. That's not funny or clever, actually.
ad nauseum
crystal forum
how many replies even respond to the question
arctic talon
Exhibit A. Why worldjerking is peak
opaque coyote
clevercomebacks is essentially:
someone replying to Elon Musk's tweet: 8000000 u...
Tbf
I hate Elon Musk
So it gets a pass
late osprey
It's a ruined subreddit
dusk patrol
clevercomebacks is essentially:
someone replying to Elon Musk's tweet: 8000000 u...
Ring wing guy: Said literally anything
Response: Kill yourself
Five million upvotes
Wow, such clever
crystal forum
he's self diagnosed autistic though so he gets to be a nazi without being a nazi
trust
dusk patrol
I hate Elon too
late osprey
Ring wing guy: Said literally anything
Response: Kill yourself
Five million up...
real lmao
dusk patrol
I also hate hearing about him non stop
These people know more about him than he fucking does
dusk patrol
Tbf its largely only reddit at least
opaque coyote
I also hate hearing about him non stop
Unfortunately, he literally controls America's government now
So
crystal forum
im canadian and i cant fucking stop hearing about him
dusk patrol
So its easy to disconnect
opaque coyote
You are 100% gonna hear about him
storm jungle
So its easy to disconnect
Until he does something stupid
which he unfortunately does a lot
ugh
crystal forum
i drive close to cybertrucks on purpose to set off their crash detect
dusk patrol
storm jungle
opaque coyote
Until he does something stupid
He proposed turning the USA's Treasury into a fucking crypto server
storm jungle
*RAARARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
dusk patrol
If only there was a way to....look that up.
crystal forum
as somebody who recently lost 300$ on crypto i think he will bankrup the country
late osprey
theres a subreddit called nothingeverhappens which purely just complains about subreddits complaining about r/AITA