#40k-lore-chat

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near wasp
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so ive come to share that i have a buddy who lucid dreams and hes started having 40k dreams (rip) and his mind has imposed me as an ordo xenos inquistor

dusk patrol
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I was very consistent with what I was talking about, especially since marines aren't mutants by an in universe defintion anyways.

humble shoal
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because its funny

dapper gyro
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I'm hitting the bed. Bye.

storm jungle
humble shoal
opaque coyote
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@storm jungle @dusk patrol

I think that it's dependant on the definition of mutant. And I think that Eternal assumed that the definition of mutant during the conversation was the amount of variance from baseline?

dusk patrol
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That was obviously the one

storm jungle
dusk patrol
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But again, whatever

storm jungle
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but the guy is going off like

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"we arent talking in universe"

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then is like

dusk patrol
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We're not arguing in good faith here

near wasp
storm jungle
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"ok source?"

stuck arrow
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Is this how the Horus Heresy started

humble shoal
storm jungle
dusk patrol
near wasp
storm jungle
humble shoal
forest orbit
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🍿

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I feel like both of you take this too seriously ngl

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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bruh

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too soon

dusk patrol
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Which I know there isn't

humble shoal
dusk patrol
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Because they chemically mutate them.

storm jungle
humble shoal
storm jungle
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Again, you say "semantics"

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and keep dragging this shit out

near wasp
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my modify there dna at the base

dusk patrol
forest orbit
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modify deez nu-

dusk patrol
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Since in universe they aren't mutants

stuck arrow
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Horus Heresy should have been solved like Space Jam, basketball

near wasp
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they are custodes, not humans

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beside space marines are also Transhuman, not mutants

humble shoal
storm jungle
forest orbit
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Very accurate summary honestly

dusk patrol
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Yes, you did do that

forest orbit
near wasp
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ok erebus

forest orbit
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lol

storm jungle
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I really dont get like

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where this dumb "im the better person" complex of yours comes from.

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But also like...

stuck arrow
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Lore-chat, which Primarch balls?

storm jungle
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im saying this to a man that spends his time arguing with people on redidt.

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so i dont know what i expected honestly

forest orbit
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Id make a joke

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but i dont want him to go on another tirade

near wasp
forest orbit
dusk patrol
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I don't care about Eli's little snide cheerleader remarks, they only show up in here to do their little Igor sideshow, say "as a marine fan" and contribute nothing.

forest orbit
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I mean i dont give a shit if you dont

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im just talking lol

humble shoal
hallow saddle
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fuck yes reddit com

storm jungle
near wasp
humble shoal
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corax (can fly)

dusk patrol
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Thats one way to put it

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Anyways, I'm done now.

storm jungle
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Thanks grandpa

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always love chatting with you

dusk patrol
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Uh huh

storm jungle
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Yeah

near wasp
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lol

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you CAN enjoy argueing with somebody

stuck arrow
storm jungle
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I mean yes

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hes just annoying about it is the thing

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lol

dusk patrol
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I normally do but this one was very lame

storm jungle
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Nah we had worse ones

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I think the worst one was like

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your "it isnt fascist" argument

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literally the most braindead i read

forest orbit
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LOL

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is that the uh

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governmentship one staregryn

storm jungle
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Yeah lol

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but it was funny so i dont mind it

forest orbit
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thats one way to put it

near wasp
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i mean the imperuim is more a feudal dictatorship, but thats stillfucked up

forest orbit
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Eh its still very fascist

dusk patrol
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Words have meaning

forest orbit
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it fits the definition a lot

dusk patrol
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That’s all I’m gonna say

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Don’t care to engage in that again

storm jungle
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Cool, wasnt asking for it.

dusk patrol
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Well you brought it up and now someone’s gonna

forest orbit
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The "feudal dictatorship" is weird because they pretty much checkbox every fascist thing on the box

opaque coyote
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Listen up everyone

dusk patrol
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Anyways Laati say something wacky

opaque coyote
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I got a very important message

storm jungle
dusk patrol
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If it’s not I’m gonna be cross

forest orbit
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When arent you cross

hallow saddle
opaque coyote
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this guy big

near wasp
storm jungle
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Stop posting porn on lorechat

near wasp
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i mean what

dusk patrol
opaque coyote
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You ever wonder how Doom Demons work

storm jungle
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Why are you like this

opaque coyote
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Like they have a different design for every game

dusk patrol
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Because I’m not going to concede when I know I’m right on something or being misrepresented

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Ok now I’m done

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Probably

storm jungle
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You said you were done like

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4 times already

dusk patrol
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Well maybe this time I’ll mean it

storm jungle
near wasp
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i mean in doom demons are twisted souls, makes sense every soul or species soul wouldnt twist the same

storm jungle
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I'll support you either way

opaque coyote
near wasp
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your balls

dusk patrol
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Or maybe had more power back then

storm jungle
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the homoeroticisim does not stop

forest orbit
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I mean its a 40k server

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did you expect anything else

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you also got two marine-persons in the convo, so thats a bonus effect ontop of that

forest orbit
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Yeah but hey its a living

storm jungle
opaque coyote
# dusk patrol They used to work out

Honestly there is two theories that I heard that are interesting

One is that there are different sub-species of Imps, and that Doomguy managed to fucking make a sub-species of Imps extinct.

dusk patrol
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My theory is the devs thought they looked cooler

storm jungle
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I sometimes prefer when said people say the most out of pocket shit so I can send them to the shadow realm honestly

forest orbit
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Uh

dusk patrol
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But tbh it’s a prequel when uh

forest orbit
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When was the last time that happened

storm jungle
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I'd need to check

dusk patrol
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Hell was more powerful

storm jungle
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hold on

opaque coyote
# stuck arrow That tracks

The other is that, the Imps in 2016 and Eternal are explicitly said to be made from human souls and flesh.
So the Imps could be different looking because they're made from different creatures.

dusk patrol
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So I figure that’s it

forest orbit
opaque coyote
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Kinda similar to how Xenomorphs look different depending on which animal they burst out of

storm jungle
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guy with-

opaque coyote
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That could explain the variance in Demons as well

storm jungle
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stop me if you heard this one before

opaque coyote
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They're just made from different races

storm jungle
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a space marine pfp calling someone the f-slur

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so thats fun

forest orbit
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Let me guess

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zealot chat?

storm jungle
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Nah, vet

forest orbit
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so same thing

storm jungle
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lol

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I mean-

humble shoal
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pre-purge?

storm jungle
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okay yeah true

humble shoal
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or recently

storm jungle
humble shoal
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oof

near wasp
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anyways, apperently inquisitor me in my buddies dreams doesnt visibly carry any weapons on there person and that apperently scares my buddy even more

storm jungle
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ive not met a single space marine pfp user who isnt some form of awful person tbh

stuck arrow
forest orbit
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what about me

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(man i use this emote a lot but its good)

storm jungle
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You got timed out like once so you arent that bad Eli, even if you get pretty rude staregryn

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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but that was against Norris

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so fuck that piece of shit

opaque coyote
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"Oh this thing is cool, it supports my ideas!"

storm jungle
humble shoal
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but guys

forest orbit
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Dont mention norris to me please 💀

opaque coyote
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literally goes against the ideas

humble shoal
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y2k never happend

storm jungle
humble shoal
forest orbit
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I did like how everyone thought i was a conspiracy theorist from feeding that guy KEKW_ogryn

near wasp
storm jungle
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Norris was legit unhinged tbh

opaque coyote
# storm jungle SHUT UP

Occasionally I do wonder what if Y2K genuinely was as disasterous as some people think it would've been.

storm jungle
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It really wasnt

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like, at all

opaque coyote
forest orbit
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For context

humble shoal
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but turns out when there is a real problem

forest orbit
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there was a guy in theorychat

dusk patrol
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It’s hard to say tbh, it might have been a lot worse if they hadn’t

humble shoal
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and a way to fix it

forest orbit
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who was like

near wasp
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the recent cloudstrike collaspe was worse than y2k would of been at its worst

forest orbit
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"y2k made us switch timelines"

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he was legit crazy

near wasp
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i would fucking know

storm jungle
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^

storm jungle
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i did like norris but uh

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he had his "moments"

humble shoal
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2038 is gonna be a problem

stuck arrow
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Y2k

forest orbit
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🙏

humble shoal
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in the same way y2k was

storm jungle
opaque coyote
near wasp
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i work at a alarm company and we didnt use cloudstrike but so many of the companies we work with did so my life was hell during cloudstrike

dusk patrol
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Y2.038k

storm jungle
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I always assumed Y2K was some gaming engine until i first used a computer and googled it

humble shoal
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but yeah a lot of people worked a lot to fix broken code

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before eoy 1999

storm jungle
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Yeah and nothing really came from it

opaque coyote
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And Jesus probably died due to a cop shooting him or something idk

storm jungle
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as ever, people are stupid

dusk patrol
forest orbit
opaque coyote
storm jungle
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does being a warhammer fan count

humble shoal
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basically, it could have been bads, but also wasnt hard to fix

forest orbit
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yes

storm jungle
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yeah it wasnt really anything

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
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Apparently engineers are actually preparing for one jsut in case.

humble shoal
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2038 is similar, just need to change how dates are stored to a long from int

opaque coyote
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So if a catastrophic one does happen, we'll be fine

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Just

storm jungle
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Its a possibility to some degree but definitely not that uh, you know

opaque coyote
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really really annoying

forest orbit
opaque coyote
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thank our engineers

forest orbit
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i dont want an apocalypse to happen just yet

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I wanna paint my land raider first

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I lost like an arm for it

near wasp
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i havnt bought minis in so long

opaque coyote
forest orbit
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I have for awhile becausei gotta keep up my secret igor identity as a space marine fan

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or the loyalists will sniff me out

near wasp
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when my buddy draws art for inquistor me in gonna design a print for myself and paint a proxy

storm jungle
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Based.

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Id never bother with that because im lazy

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i just stick to 40k art comms

opaque coyote
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somebody creates the first sentient ai

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boots it up

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1 second later, it immediately fries itself irreversibly

forest orbit
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make it play roblox squid game

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that'll also do it

storm jungle
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topical reference as ever

forest orbit
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fuck you

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it popped up on my Shorts

storm jungle
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is it the one with the kid begging to not get shot

forest orbit
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LMAO

near wasp
forest orbit
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YE

storm jungle
opaque coyote
storm jungle
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Uhhh

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based?

near wasp
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got legit boxes of fail prints

storm jungle
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oooft

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that'll do it 💀

forest orbit
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yikes

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this is why i just buy models

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(mostly)

opaque coyote
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Honestly, I don't really think shit like skidibi toilet is that bad.

Purely because we probably watched equally stupid shit in like

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2008

storm jungle
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Laati

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im gonna fucking kill you

opaque coyote
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You can't murder me for speaking something factual.

storm jungle
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ITS NOT FACTUAL THO

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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IT ISNT FUNNY

forest orbit
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burn this person

near wasp
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welp time for more amasec

forest orbit
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burn em with promethium

opaque coyote
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WE HAVE WATCHED STUPIDIER SHIT BACK IN LIKE 2006. HAVE YOU SEEN OLD GMOD VIDEOS

storm jungle
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WE HAVENT

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Okay so since we are getting into this

forest orbit
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oh boy

opaque coyote
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I do agree that the Youtube Kids videos that arel ike idk

stuck arrow
storm jungle
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old gmod vids got that appeal where even if its not that funny they are sitll very much filled with comedic value to anything from physical comedy of ragdolls to funny voice clips

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and it kinda goes deeper beyond that

opaque coyote
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Amazing Digital Circus clickbait or something

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are awful

dusk patrol
forest orbit
near wasp
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my cat just fucking stepped in my shotglass

forest orbit
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just gonna say it

near wasp
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;-;

storm jungle
storm jungle
humble shoal
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cat-shots

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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two statements i hated reading back to back

dusk patrol
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Art

forest orbit
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again my land raider comes first

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i ordered it from like, overseas

opaque coyote
forest orbit
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from some guy in the fucking states

opaque coyote
near wasp
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ok euro boy

forest orbit
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Im not european

humble shoal
forest orbit
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i just live there because the U.S is dogshit

storm jungle
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LMAO

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rare smart american

near wasp
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xD

dusk patrol
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What about this one?

near wasp
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i live im america but im not a pleb

forest orbit
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very understandable

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im just glad i left early

storm jungle
opaque coyote
forest orbit
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Take a guess

storm jungle
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idfk theres like 13 types

near wasp
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just dont need surgery

forest orbit
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ok you know what fair

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but come on guess

storm jungle
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Uhhh

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Crusader?

forest orbit
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ding ding ding lol

storm jungle
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Isnt this thing like super old

forest orbit
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well-

forest orbit
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ok yeah

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like um

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when i got it

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its fucking melta-turret fell off

storm jungle
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cant you just magnet it

opaque coyote
forest orbit
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yes but i was gonna replace it anyway

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i wanna 3D print one and see if i can make it work, im a bit autistic when it comes to mini details

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i dont love the way the older turret looks

storm jungle
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entirely fair

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it is... kinda small

forest orbit
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ye cuz firstborn

opaque coyote
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I just stared at him

forest orbit
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I just gradually build my army, i dont even take these to play with anyone ngl

opaque coyote
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until he left

storm jungle
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so it just sits and gathers dust? staregryn

opaque coyote
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and even then I still stared

forest orbit
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Uhhhhhhhh

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kinda

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ok yeah it kinda does 💀

storm jungle
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lmao

near wasp
forest orbit
opaque coyote
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At that very moment, I prayed to god to have the ability to have lasers shoot out of my eyes tbh

forest orbit
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bro thinks hes brightburn

storm jungle
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dont remind me that movie exists

forest orbit
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hey

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its not that bad

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ish

storm jungle
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do you just like a kid killing people with lasers

forest orbit
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I mean yes?

near wasp
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yes

storm jungle
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LOL

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Fair.

humble shoal
opaque coyote
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y'know?

forest orbit
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i love being broke

storm jungle
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ill never buy minis thank allah

forest orbit
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its an honest life

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I blame reading Helsreach like almost a decade ago now to lay the blame on why I play templars

opaque coyote
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Like imagine if people treated physical injuries like mental health.

humble shoal
forest orbit
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even if my entire fandom is filled with nazis and racists

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but hey

opaque coyote
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"You got shot? Just suck it up"

near wasp
opaque coyote
forest orbit
opaque coyote
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and sports

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and even some tv shows

humble shoal
forest orbit
storm jungle
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I mean you said it yourself

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ive never met a normal black templar fan who isnt some form of piece of shit

forest orbit
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Real.

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I gotta tell people im not a nazi 💀

storm jungle
opaque coyote
humble shoal
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just call yourself grimaldus' lost balls

forest orbit
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I have like a lot of queer friends too (peak warhamemr fandom trope) so it was hard to convince them im not a biggot

near wasp
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at least you arnt a krieg fan

forest orbit
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Damn

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We are going there huh

storm jungle
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Lmfao hey

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its the imperial pipeline

forest orbit
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I ACTUALLY DID

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Though mine was even worse

opaque coyote
vagrant fox
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what's wrong with the black templars they're inclusive

humble shoal
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imagine making an ss based krieg unit

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dumbasses

forest orbit
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his entire army was like wehrmach coded cadians

forest orbit
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i asked him and like-

humble shoal
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make stormtroopers

forest orbit
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he said he wanted to make WW2 germans???

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just.... why

storm jungle
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Least fascist guard fan

forest orbit
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Lmao shut up

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(its true)

storm jungle
humble shoal
forest orbit
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^

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Why cant people just do this

arctic talon
forest orbit
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at least in WW1 everyone wanted to genocide each other lol

humble shoal
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because that requires historical and media literacy

forest orbit
# arctic talon >steel legion

THATS WHAT I TOLD HIM TOO, i actually even opened that one steel legion image where GW had portrayd them as falschimjaeger or whatever once

forest orbit
arctic talon
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Though I guess steel legion are like

near wasp
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i just like ww2 uniforms

forest orbit
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Steel Legion got de-germanized a lot

arctic talon
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African campaign

near wasp
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like everybody had drip

arctic talon
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And Therfore not edgy enough

forest orbit
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yeah that

arctic talon
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The only big change is the coat

forest orbit
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ı mean

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ye but they dont look as fashy imo

storm jungle
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they deffo dont

arctic talon
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Yeah the coat

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Did a lot

storm jungle
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but like the blitzkrieg stuff is still there, just hidden well

humble shoal
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tbf I can undersyand steel legion wehrmacht

forest orbit
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Yeah steel legion was modelled on that blitzkrieg model

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but they are very much not too german about it

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GW also de-germanized them like i said

humble shoal
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I'll accept it as an annoying panzer guy

arctic talon
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Tbh they’re like

humble shoal
arctic talon
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Some fucked up mix of German and Bri’ish now

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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Yeah that

humble shoal
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SS krieg on the other hand, fuck off

storm jungle
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honestly ill take it

opaque coyote
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Seriously though what the ufck

near wasp
forest orbit
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but i went like

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"hey okay i wont jduge"

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and i slowly played like a mental game

humble shoal
forest orbit
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asking him casual questions

storm jungle
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Oh my god

arctic talon
storm jungle
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did he fall for like any traps

arctic talon
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Oh god

forest orbit
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Yes

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unfortunately

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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💀

forest orbit
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and ummm

near wasp
storm jungle
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GOD

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💀

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dont say it

arctic talon
forest orbit
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yeah he made a lot of homophobic comments lol

even called people "f*ggots" and shit 💀

arctic talon
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Incredible

humble shoal
near wasp
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lol

forest orbit
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the moment i said I knew said "people"

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he legit hit me with that fucking homelande rlook

storm jungle
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LMFAOOOO

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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IM FUCKING DYING

forest orbit
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I was internally screaming

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because i assumed i was like him

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i had like, a beard and shit 💀

arctic talon
forest orbit
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peak incel customisation

arctic talon
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We can skin him alive

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If he started post 7e and he says shit like that

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🔪

forest orbit
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Fucking 8th edition

arctic talon
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I NNEW IT

storm jungle
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Bruh

arctic talon
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LOL

near wasp
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when i was in high school i did culinary arts with a legit neo nazi, nobody could use the oven like him

storm jungle
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8th edition is like

arctic talon
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I FUCKING KNEW IT

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ALWAYS

storm jungle
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literally when 40k starting opening up

arctic talon
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ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS

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LOL

forest orbit
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

storm jungle
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ALWAYS those people ngl

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"tourist tourists"

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BITCH, YOU ARE A TOURIST

arctic talon
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People who act like this

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Aren’t fucking

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Prehistoric

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Lol

forest orbit
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That yep

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like i started so fucking early

arctic talon
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Boomer

forest orbit
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i have the actual fucking copy

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of Helsreach

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lmao

arctic talon
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Lol

storm jungle
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based

arctic talon
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I started in 7e

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Lul

forest orbit
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Understandable

arctic talon
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I’m young

forest orbit
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mine was 6th

near wasp
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im fairly new to 40k only been here like 2-3 years

forest orbit
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yeah you'll get there dont worry

near wasp
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not like some you boomer

arctic talon
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Tbh anything post like

forest orbit
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wow 💀

storm jungle
near wasp
arctic talon
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6e

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Like 6e-> onwards

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Is like modern 40k

storm jungle
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Yeah that

humble shoal
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my intro to 40k was the grey knights omnibus like 15-12 years ago

forest orbit
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my man

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max respect

near wasp
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wasnt 4th like where the necron relore came in

humble shoal
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I was in middle school

storm jungle
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yep lol

vagrant fox
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how old is storm of iron, it wasn't as good as I remember on re-reading it but I think it holds up

storm jungle
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Storm of iron is like

near wasp
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cause id say that was kinda where modern 40k came into play

storm jungle
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BRUH

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2002

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JEEEEEZ

opaque coyote
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...

arctic talon
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Is necron rewrite

opaque coyote
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Actually would that be more insulting to say to them

near wasp
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ah

opaque coyote
vagrant fox
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Damn I wonder if my physical copy can sell for like $5

near wasp
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i was an edition off

arctic talon
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Aka the great retconning

humble shoal
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reminds me I have a chaos strike team box never assembled or painted

arctic talon
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Of like

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5 factions at once

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LOL

forest orbit
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Oh yeah dilara im curious when did you start

storm jungle
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at 2012

arctic talon
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She said 14 years

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Once

humble shoal
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remember a buddy in high school absolutely losing his shit cuz endtimes

storm jungle
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nah 13

arctic talon
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6e

storm jungle
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yeah thats the one

dusk patrol
opaque coyote
storm jungle
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I was gonna ask because i dont keep up with tableotp LOL

near wasp
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idk why i didnt get into 40k sooner

storm jungle
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im sorry

near wasp
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like teenage me would of loved this shit

forest orbit
arctic talon
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Nerd shit

forest orbit
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still not super in the zeitgheist 3-4 years ago

arctic talon
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Hardcore nerdshit

forest orbit
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also what elite said

humble shoal
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40k was some weird corner of the book store

arctic talon
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It was also dying

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Like

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GW nearly died as a company

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In 7e lol

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
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Post 2016 was a good time to join 40k tbh

arctic talon
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Yeah for sure

storm jungle
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Ehhhhh

opaque coyote
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Like I still feel like I'm at 2020

storm jungle
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Game wise sure

humble shoal
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all barnes and noble had was soul drinkers and the gk books

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^

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Fandom wise never

opaque coyote
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Yet it's been 5 years since then

dusk patrol
storm jungle
near wasp
storm jungle
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literally all the male fans that harrassed me

vagrant fox
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I think we have a bunch more cool stories, it's not a bad time to get into 40k

storm jungle
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my bad

dusk patrol
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Idk why you guys are even in the hobby you seem to hate it all so much.

forest orbit
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yeah Dilara you suck

near wasp
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i was so close mindeed back then

storm jungle
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I mean

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i hate the fandom

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not the hobby

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lol

forest orbit
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Nothing wrong with that

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I said my story awhile ago

forest orbit
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some of this fandom is pure scum

dusk patrol
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Well spoiler, the fandom wasn't better before 2016.

vagrant fox
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I just want the coomers and weird right types gone

storm jungle
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Yes

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Thats what I said

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💀

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im gonna kill mysel-

arctic talon
forest orbit
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LOL

arctic talon
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You can’t escape

forest orbit
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Anyway yeah that aside

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the game was pretty interesting back then

humble shoal
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the coomers were always there

forest orbit
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i barely could afford my tacticals

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some in bl

storm jungle
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were they that much lol

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DANNNNN

forest orbit
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Um

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well ish

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i just wasnt as finacially avaliable staregryn

arctic talon
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Fun fact

forest orbit
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i do remember buying a squad and treasuring them forever tho

opaque coyote
storm jungle
near wasp
forest orbit
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^

dusk patrol
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No

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All of them

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Purge

forest orbit
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Nazis and Racists are never leaving 40k

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bad news

vagrant fox
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nothing interesting ever

dusk patrol
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The cost will be high

forest orbit
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its okay we can kill them on the streets

storm jungle
dusk patrol
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But its a necessary loss.

opaque coyote
forest orbit
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"Good art"

near wasp
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can we use a lugar

forest orbit
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im gonna burn you with them

storm jungle
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Archon of Flesh moment

vagrant fox
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I'm genuinely tired of seeing blowup bimbo dolls spammed by the dozen

dusk patrol
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There will always be gooners

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LOL

forest orbit
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KLDSFKLDSKLFSDKLFDS

dusk patrol
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But that doesn't mean I can't hate them.

forest orbit
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FUCK

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i try not to say out of pocket shit too much because i do have a space marine pfp

vagrant fox
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abandon reason, embrace your half-light

storm jungle
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considerng like i said the last space marine fan i banned here was calling people slurs its understandable

forest orbit
arctic talon
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Nah it’s funny

storm jungle
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Nah it is

forest orbit
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oh 100%

arctic talon
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It’s like siggy with the punisher pfp

dusk patrol
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Nah it

forest orbit
arctic talon
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Nah

forest orbit
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galanga

near wasp
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gooners exist everywhere no matter what, every once in a while they create a good peice of art but most 40k spicy art is just mid.

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N-

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💀

opaque coyote
# forest orbit im gonna burn you with them

Nah. My gigantic right arm will swat out the flames.

Jokes aside, a lot of NSFW artists are actually really good at art. I guess because they have to study anatomy to make it look good, and see which sections to exaggerate.

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Ignean thing to do tbh

humble shoal
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IGNEANS RAAAAH

forest orbit
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IGNI-

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some of it was pretty well drawn

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what did Kyme mean by this

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Elite don't drop the hard I

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Not cool man

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RAAAAAAAAAAah

forest orbit
arctic talon
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I need to change my pfp to a salamander one

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Just for the bit at some point

dusk patrol
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Mfw theres poor people on a different continent than mine and they have more volcanoes

storm jungle
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Hold on wheres the clip

opaque coyote
vagrant fox
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zamn the battle for macragge set is fom 2004, I treasured that shit because of how expensive it was

near wasp
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hey eli when i finally get an image of my buddies interpretation of inquitor me id like a standalone image drawn by yopu

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LMAO

opaque coyote
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WE TOOK THE PICKAXES AWAY FROM THEM AND GUESS WHAT? MINECRAFT GOT POPULAR.

near wasp
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fuckl im so drunbk

forest orbit
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I just do minis, barely at that

near wasp
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yes you casn

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you drawn my pfp

forest orbit
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oh man

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hes gone

arctic talon
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Do you think Vulkan He’stan canonically hates igneans

forest orbit
dusk patrol
opaque coyote
near wasp
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no i drink more

forest orbit
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What Laati said

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stop drinking you maniac

arctic talon
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Bros gona enter the 5th dimension

dusk patrol
forest orbit
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I remember hunting that pack for like some mini part for a friend of mine

opaque coyote
green loom
forest orbit
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Im trying to remember what it was

near wasp
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im always saying something stupid

storm jungle
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We all are

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dont worry

vagrant fox
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The terrain pieces were the best part

forest orbit
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That was it

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im trying to remember WHAT he asked of me from the terrain

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A crashed flier or something, iirc

storm jungle
green loom
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I'm the art drawerer smilecat

forest orbit
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That was it

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the uhhh

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flyer on the top left

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idk why he needed it

forest orbit
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but i met a guy and he exchanged me for it for like 10 bucks

vagrant fox
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I treated that crashed flier with the utmost reverence

near wasp
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WOW

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again MY MAN

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🤝

vagrant fox
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my mom threw out the set or I'd redo it

forest orbit
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....

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WHAT

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Dude the amount of stories ive herad of parents throwing out warhammer sets

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actual cunts

vagrant fox
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You know how parents are, you move out and they reclaim the room

forest orbit
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Yeah true

storm jungle
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I had like

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my mom almost throw out my PS1, PS2 AND PS4 at one point

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i legit tore my door in half

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💀

forest orbit
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How the fuck

storm jungle
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the worst part was it was in my fucking room

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IN A BIG DRAWER

forest orbit
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yeah okay now i get what you guys mean

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parents man, oof

humble shoal
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saw a woman trying to give a way a mans dreams once in a local festival

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warhammer armies, and comics

forest orbit
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Jeeeeez

humble shoal
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half of the comics were waterlogged

forest orbit
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...

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nevermind

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disgusting

humble shoal
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my dumbass took some silver age comic books

storm jungle
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What was the comic tho

forest orbit
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the important question

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a bvunch

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like 30 or 40

forest orbit
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Woooowie

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yeah

forest orbit
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those would legit cost some money too to other people

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spawn like 128

forest orbit
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BASED

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some avengers

forest orbit
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kinda based

humble shoal
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a really bad deadpool comic

forest orbit
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not based

storm jungle
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deadpool

humble shoal
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it was really bad

storm jungle
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auto cringe

forest orbit
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wow rude

humble shoal
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I was like 10

storm jungle
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deadpool sucks im sorry

forest orbit
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and marvel ultimate alliance was awesome

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I went to a german second-hand store and I saw a stack of comics about a metre high for about 1 euro a piece. I often wonder if there was anything of value in it

opaque coyote
humble shoal
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and deadpool was the coolest character in there

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"AT LEAST SELL IT YOU FUCKING MANIACS AAHH-"

storm jungle
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Deadpool is not cool!!!!!

forest orbit
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Stop hating Dilara

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hes cool

storm jungle
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Fuck you he sucks

opaque coyote
forest orbit
vagrant fox
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It's all capeshit, it's all the same tier of lame-o

storm jungle
humble shoal
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uh.... the plot of the comic got blocked

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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Someone run this guy over with a tank

storm jungle
humble shoal
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maybe because of the name of a 3 letter agency

storm jungle
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hold still

forest orbit
vagrant fox
forest orbit
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theres like 4

humble shoal
forest orbit
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DEA?

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what

humble shoal
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nah

forest orbit
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oh CIA

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LOL

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Took me a second

storm jungle
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LMAO

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I was like "LSD because drugs?"

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then i remembered Cod Black Ops...

forest orbit
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real

humble shoal
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oh do you not know about the CIA and lsd

opaque coyote
forest orbit
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no no I do

humble shoal
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they pranked each other all of the time

storm jungle
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nah yeah same

forest orbit
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the CIA is like

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literally doing whatever it wants

humble shoal
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and one dude had a bad trip and jumped outside a window

forest orbit
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down to killing presidents

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so it is what it is

forest orbit
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he had a great life ahead of him

humble shoal
humble shoal
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which was a 1911

storm jungle
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CIA btw ^

forest orbit
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LMFAO

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"Make it look like an accident" is CRAZY

humble shoal
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actual footage from hearing

storm jungle
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I think my favorite thing with these is like

arctic talon
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This is what’s public

storm jungle
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they de-classify them because "hey, what are you gonna do? lol"

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Lol

humble shoal
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yup

forest orbit
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yeah its not as if they will ever answer for this shit

humble shoal
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like the brothel they owned

forest orbit
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its just funny as hell

humble shoal
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in San Francisco

storm jungle
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YEP

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Gotta snoop anything they can get

arctic talon
humble shoal
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or their obsession with shoving things up peoples butts

forest orbit
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do they

arctic talon
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Relevant

forest orbit
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actually edit that page?

forest orbit
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"trust me guys we can get a cat with a mic up its ass into the soviet embassy"

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cat does nothing but fuck around in embassy

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PEAK

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SPYCRAFT

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millions of dollars btw

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also theres this guy

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with the evilest eyebrows I've ever seen

forest orbit
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my favorite james bond villain

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look at those eyebrows

humble shoal
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with his wife

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lilith

arctic talon
humble shoal
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who ran a coven of witches in upstate new york

forest orbit
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lilith

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coven of witches

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hot tbh

humble shoal
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yes

forest orbit
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the CIA has done like-

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so much moronic shit

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idk mang

humble shoal
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he also was a satanist

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who made his own branch because laveigh didnt worship satan enough

forest orbit
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that id understand at least

humble shoal
forest orbit
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God

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💀

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I hate this

arctic talon
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The CIA in low income neighborhoods tbh

forest orbit
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Im wheezing

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"let them breathe?"

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"Nah poison those motherfuckers"

arctic talon
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The grey

forest orbit
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The smokepack

arctic talon
forest orbit
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man Arcane S2 was weird

humble shoal
arctic talon
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Its literally just a fuck ton of smog, industrial runoff and pollution lol

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They probably killed a few people by accident

arctic talon
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With it

arctic talon
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Have you seen zaun?

forest orbit
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Yeah I know i was being hypopethical

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fuck dem kids

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still my favorite scene in the show

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child murder included

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stupid brat

arctic talon
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LOL

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Chem Baron kids get the smoke

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Just like their parents

forest orbit
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Okay but hear me out

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if that stupid little shit didnt wanna get shot by electro-plasma

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he shouldnt have been standing there

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acceptable casualties

arctic talon
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God the Noxian show is going to have so much child murder in it

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Lol

forest orbit
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100%

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Im hype af no lie

forest orbit
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Noxus is like Empire of Man Imperium so i cant wait

arctic talon
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Hey now Noxus isn’t facist

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It is technically a republic

forest orbit
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well I did say "like"

arctic talon
forest orbit
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but yes 💀

arctic talon
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Ignore like

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Everything else

forest orbit
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Also half-ran by gooners

arctic talon
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They totally aren’t a facist expy

forest orbit
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Draven counts

forest orbit
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I do appreciate how far Noxus has came so we'll see what they do with them

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i got high hopes

green loom
arctic talon
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they're meant to be the big scary evil empire

dusk patrol
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The only real part of season 2 I loved was the French song which is sung by a Belgium but idc it’s French

arctic talon
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which is normally facist and noxus does draw a lot from facist aesthetics

dusk patrol
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It was very odd

arctic talon
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but they aren't actually facist

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anyways the Woke Trifarians ruined noxus by banning slavery and child soldiers

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smh

dusk patrol
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Wasn’t terrible but wasn’t as good as season 1 at all, needed another season

arctic talon
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Swain took power away from the nobles can you belive it

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Also yeah Season 2 isn't bad

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its just