#40k-lore-chat
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I was very consistent with what I was talking about, especially since marines aren't mutants by an in universe defintion anyways.
because its funny
I'm hitting the bed. Bye.
When your only support is yourself I find that hard to believe but if you say so champ.
ask him how many jeans did he steal today?
@storm jungle @dusk patrol
I think that it's dependant on the definition of mutant. And I think that Eternal assumed that the definition of mutant during the conversation was the amount of variance from baseline?
That was obviously the one
If we are speaking IRL sure.
But again, whatever
We're not arguing in good faith here
his first seris of dreams were tyranids
"ok source?"
Is this how the Horus Heresy started
so a fucking lot then
Multiply it by 18 and yes
Yes, becuase we weren't, obviously. Cause if we were, neither are mutants.
oh yeah dude has been suffering
And then why were you even asking for "where is this mentioned." Cause if we weren't, then that makes you about as weird regarding your statement.
actually it started because of this guy with face tatoos stealing an old poop knife
Also
Because I wanted you to show me some in universe thing where Custodes are somehow some process that doesn't require mutation.
Which I know there isn't
only left over paracemetol from the challenge
Because they chemically mutate them.
....And I wanst talking about the Custodes process not requiring mutation. The word "mutant" in 40k very much relegates largely to the person being at the end of it being abnormally weird/freakish.
a mommy and a daddy custodes love each other really much.... a giant 18 foot raven comes and leaves a baby custodes
my modify there dna at the base
Yes and once agian, we were not using that definition becuase if we were, then marines wouldn't be either.
modify deez nu-
Since in universe they aren't mutants
Horus Heresy should have been solved like Space Jam, basketball
it did, sanguinius was the ball
Yes and once again, we are mentioning two completely different things and you are nitpicking it apart to come out ontop of a non-existant argument that we always go around on circles with.
Very accurate summary honestly
Yes, you did do that
You do the same shit
ok erebus
lol
This yeah
I really dont get like
where this dumb "im the better person" complex of yours comes from.
But also like...
Lore-chat, which Primarch balls?
im saying this to a man that spends his time arguing with people on redidt.
so i dont know what i expected honestly
vulcan definatly balls
I don't care about Eli's little snide cheerleader remarks, they only show up in here to do their little Igor sideshow, say "as a marine fan" and contribute nothing.
magnus (can fly), angron (30 feet tall), sanguinius (can fly), horus (look at those hands)
fuck yes reddit com
Yeah but hes funny I like him

corax (can fly)
Uh huh
Yeah
Which brother dunks on all the others. And who calls the most fouls.
I normally do but this one was very lame
shaft
russ fouls the most
Nah we had worse ones
I think the worst one was like
your "it isnt fascist" argument
literally the most braindead i read
thats one way to put it
i mean the imperuim is more a feudal dictatorship, but thats stillfucked up
Eh its still very fascist
Words have meaning
it fits the definition a lot
Cool, wasnt asking for it.
Well you brought it up and now someone’s gonna
The "feudal dictatorship" is weird because they pretty much checkbox every fascist thing on the box
Listen up everyone
Anyways Laati say something wacky
I got a very important message
Ok mr "im not semantic"
If it’s not I’m gonna be cross

this guy big
would
Stop posting porn on lorechat
i mean what
I didn’t say I wasn’t semantic, I don’t use it as much as you guys say though and it’s a cheap way to avoid the actual argument
.....
You ever wonder how Doom Demons work
Why are you like this
Like they have a different design for every game
Because I’m not going to concede when I know I’m right on something or being misrepresented
Ok now I’m done
Probably
Well maybe this time I’ll mean it
Thats one way to cope about it I guess but you do buddy.
i mean in doom demons are twisted souls, makes sense every soul or species soul wouldnt twist the same
I'll support you either way
Like the Imps in 2016 and Eternal look agile and thin
But in the Dark Ages, which is a prequel, they look like this

Twisting what now
They used to work out
your balls
Or maybe had more power back then
the homoeroticisim does not stop
I mean its a 40k server
did you expect anything else
you also got two marine-persons in the convo, so thats a bonus effect ontop of that
Awful

Honestly there is two theories that I heard that are interesting
One is that there are different sub-species of Imps, and that Doomguy managed to fucking make a sub-species of Imps extinct.
My theory is the devs thought they looked cooler
I sometimes prefer when said people say the most out of pocket shit so I can send them to the shadow realm honestly
Uh
That tracks
But tbh it’s a prequel when uh
When was the last time that happened
I'd need to check
Hell was more powerful
hold on
The other is that, the Imps in 2016 and Eternal are explicitly said to be made from human souls and flesh.
So the Imps could be different looking because they're made from different creatures.
So I figure that’s it

Kinda similar to how Xenomorphs look different depending on which animal they burst out of
Okay found it, uh like 6 days ago
guy with-
That could explain the variance in Demons as well
stop me if you heard this one before
They're just made from different races
Nah, vet
so same thing
pre-purge?
okay yeah true
or recently
Nah after, like i said 6 days
oof
anyways, apperently inquisitor me in my buddies dreams doesnt visibly carry any weapons on there person and that apperently scares my buddy even more
ive not met a single space marine pfp user who isnt some form of awful person tbh
Differing base materials. Interesting 
You got timed out like once so you arent that bad Eli, even if you get pretty rude 
I know "lack of media literacy" is a meme at this point. But why do I keep seeing people be like
"Oh this thing is cool, it supports my ideas!"

but guys
Dont mention norris to me please 💀
literally goes against the ideas
y2k never happend

I did like how everyone thought i was a conspiracy theorist from feeding that guy 
dont remind me i could of been born in the caveman era
Norris was legit unhinged tbh
Occasionally I do wonder what if Y2K genuinely was as disasterous as some people think it would've been.
It could have been
yeah ik, this is a what if scenario.
For context
but turns out when there is a real problem
there was a guy in theorychat
It’s hard to say tbh, it might have been a lot worse if they hadn’t
and a way to fix it
who was like
the recent cloudstrike collaspe was worse than y2k would of been at its worst
i would fucking know
^
nah, more widespread
2038 is gonna be a problem
Y2k
we'll burn in the fires of nuclear war hopefully
🙏
in the same way y2k was

Honestly.
Honestly.
Sometimes I think that the rapture already happened, it's just that nobody went to heaven.
i work at a alarm company and we didnt use cloudstrike but so many of the companies we work with did so my life was hell during cloudstrike
Y2.038k
I always assumed Y2K was some gaming engine until i first used a computer and googled it
Yeah and nothing really came from it
And Jesus probably died due to a cop shooting him or something idk
as ever, people are stupid
Why are we posting Jericho in chat?
judas snitched
name a more iconic state of being
Again 
does being a warhammer fan count
basically, it could have been bads, but also wasnt hard to fix
yes
yeah it wasnt really anything
Same thing with the Solar Flare.
Apparently engineers are actually preparing for one jsut in case.
2038 is similar, just need to change how dates are stored to a long from int
Its a possibility to some degree but definitely not that uh, you know
really really annoying
as long as theres no Skynet we are gucci
thank our engineers

i dont want an apocalypse to happen just yet
I wanna paint my land raider first
I lost like an arm for it
i havnt bought minis in so long
Honestly I doubt Skynet will happen purely because it's way more likely that the AI would just kill themselves.
I have for awhile becausei gotta keep up my secret igor identity as a space marine fan
or the loyalists will sniff me out
yeah nah im just memeing lol
when my buddy draws art for inquistor me in gonna design a print for myself and paint a proxy
Yeah IK. I just think it'd be funny if like
somebody creates the first sentient ai
boots it up
1 second later, it immediately fries itself irreversibly
topical reference as ever
is it the one with the kid begging to not get shot
LMAO
3d printing so so fucking annoying
YE
Real, i got like 2 friends that do it and they hate their existence
Due to being asian, a little kid once called me a "squid games" guy.
got legit boxes of fail prints
Honestly, I don't really think shit like skidibi toilet is that bad.
Purely because we probably watched equally stupid shit in like
2008
You can't murder me for speaking something factual.
ITS NOT FACTUAL THO

IT ISNT FUNNY
burn this person
welp time for more amasec
burn em with promethium
WE HAVE WATCHED STUPIDIER SHIT BACK IN LIKE 2006. HAVE YOU SEEN OLD GMOD VIDEOS
oh boy
I do agree that the Youtube Kids videos that arel ike idk
Nickname was Y2K
old gmod vids got that appeal where even if its not that funny they are sitll very much filled with comedic value to anything from physical comedy of ragdolls to funny voice clips
and it kinda goes deeper beyond that
Oh duh
so is skibidi toilet
I dont know anything about that thing aside from porn i saw on the internet
my cat just fucking stepped in my shotglass
just gonna say it
;-;
💀
💀
cat-shots
It's worth a watch tbh
two statements i hated reading back to back
if u lik tro party lev me a like if u dont like to part leav me a like
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Art
Eh ill pass
again my land raider comes first
i ordered it from like, overseas
"This video contains content from UMG, who has blocked it from display on this website or application."
from some guy in the fucking states

ok euro boy
Im not european
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What about this one?
i live im america but im not a pleb
vencord
i mean whatttt
also i was gonna ask before i forgot, what Raider did you get
Europoors when they don't pay $30,000 for a life saving surgery
Take a guess
idfk theres like 13 types
just dont need surgery
Isnt this thing like super old
well-
I remember when somebody literally said "Just don't be depressed, it's all in your head"
yes but i was gonna replace it anyway
i wanna 3D print one and see if i can make it work, im a bit autistic when it comes to mini details
i dont love the way the older turret looks
ye cuz firstborn
I just stared at him
I just gradually build my army, i dont even take these to play with anyone ngl
until he left
so it just sits and gathers dust? 
and even then I still stared
lmao
i mean it kinda is all in your head cause chemicals and hormones. that doesnt mean its not something that can be oversome with sheer willpower

At that very moment, I prayed to god to have the ability to have lasers shoot out of my eyes tbh

bro thinks hes brightburn
dont remind me that movie exists
do you just like a kid killing people with lasers
yes
you poor? just make some money.
Yeah. Again it's kinda like having a leg broken and being like
"Just don't be in pain, it's all in your leg."
y'know?

as a tabletop player this statement rings true
i love being broke
its an honest life
I blame reading Helsreach like almost a decade ago now to lay the blame on why I play templars
Like imagine if people treated physical injuries like mental health.
can't afford tabletop, bought toy that tracks airplanes instead
"You got shot? Just suck it up"
some people have litterally been able to do such a thing but they were monks with alot of willpower and such
tbf that goes for video games
the superior option
some monks also decided to commit suicide by turning themselves into living mummies
I legit hate being a black templar fan sometimes, my mini army convinces me to stay true but its such a bad space to hang out in
I mean you said it yourself
ive never met a normal black templar fan who isnt some form of piece of shit

Did you ever go to try and play a skirmish with somebody and they're just like
"Here is my SS styled Krieg unit-"
just call yourself grimaldus' lost balls
I have like a lot of queer friends too (peak warhamemr fandom trope) so it was hard to convince them im not a biggot
at least you arnt a krieg fan
YES
I ACTUALLY DID
Though mine was even worse
HUH
what's wrong with the black templars they're inclusive
his entire army was like wehrmach coded cadians
i asked him and like-
make stormtroopers
Least fascist guard fan

steel legion
at least in WW1 everyone wanted to genocide each other lol
because that requires historical and media literacy
THATS WHAT I TOLD HIM TOO, i actually even opened that one steel legion image where GW had portrayd them as falschimjaeger or whatever once
ah shit true
Though I guess steel legion are like
i just like ww2 uniforms
Steel Legion got de-germanized a lot
African campaign
like everybody had drip
And Therfore not edgy enough
yeah that
They still have the helmet and mask tbh
The only big change is the coat
they deffo dont
but like the blitzkrieg stuff is still there, just hidden well
tbf I can undersyand steel legion wehrmacht
Yeah steel legion was modelled on that blitzkrieg model
but they are very much not too german about it
GW also de-germanized them like i said
I'll accept it as an annoying panzer guy
Tbh they’re like

Some fucked up mix of German and Bri’ish now
...
Were they at least painted well
Yeah that
SS krieg on the other hand, fuck off
honestly ill take it
let me guess you play the tiger in warthunder
Uhhh the faces were kinda shit, also too many mold lines
but i went like
"hey okay i wont jduge"
and i slowly played like a mental game
no I'm an american
asking him casual questions
Oh my god

did he fall for like any traps
Oh god
was he an actual nazi or was just a dumbass
💀
i asked him what he thinks about the hobby "opening up"
and ummm
at least you dont play france
oh no
Hail the emperor
yeah he made a lot of homophobic comments lol
even called people "f*ggots" and shit 💀
tbf though don't play warthunder, more of a boats person and even then I play anime ships
lol
the moment i said I knew said "people"
he legit hit me with that fucking homelande rlook
LMFAOOOO
most inclusive and open minded warhammer fan
I was internally screaming
because i assumed i was like him
i had like, a beard and shit 💀
What edition did he start with
peak incel customisation
YES HE DID
Fucking 8th edition
I NNEW IT
Bruh
LOL
when i was in high school i did culinary arts with a legit neo nazi, nobody could use the oven like him
8th edition is like
literally when 40k starting opening up
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Boomer
Lol
based
Understandable
I’m young
mine was 6th
im fairly new to 40k only been here like 2-3 years
yeah you'll get there dont worry
not like some you boomer
Tbh anything post like
wow 💀


Yeah that
my intro to 40k was the grey knights omnibus like 15-12 years ago
baaaased
wasnt 4th like where the necron relore came in
I was in middle school
yep lol
how old is storm of iron, it wasn't as good as I remember on re-reading it but I think it holds up
Storm of iron is like
cause id say that was kinda where modern 40k came into play
Actually would that be more insulting to say to them
ah

Damn I wonder if my physical copy can sell for like $5
i was an edition off
Aka the great retconning
reminds me I have a chaos strike team box never assembled or painted
Oh yeah dilara im curious when did you start
at 2012
remember a buddy in high school absolutely losing his shit cuz endtimes
nah 13
6e
yeah thats the one
I was gonna ask because i dont keep up with tableotp LOL
idk why i didnt get into 40k sooner
like teenage me would of loved this shit
40k was like
Nerd shit
still not super in the zeitgheist 3-4 years ago
Hardcore nerdshit
also what elite said
40k was some weird corner of the book store
Dw it's just a bit wild to me
Post 2016 was a good time to join 40k tbh
Yeah for sure
Ehhhhh
Like I still feel like I'm at 2020
Game wise sure
all barnes and noble had was soul drinkers and the gk books
Yet it's been 5 years since then

When is it ever tbh
i had a highschool buddy who tried to get me into it but "everything is overpowered so its dumb- jojo "
Sorry i must have imagined like
literally all the male fans that harrassed me
I think we have a bunch more cool stories, it's not a bad time to get into 40k
my bad
Idk why you guys are even in the hobby you seem to hate it all so much.
yeah Dilara you suck
i was so close mindeed back then
fandoms are dumb
some of this fandom is pure scum
Well spoiler, the fandom wasn't better before 2016.
I just want the coomers and weird right types gone
They’ll never be gone
LOL
You can’t escape
the coomers were always there
i barely could afford my tacticals
some in bl
were they that much lol
DANNNNN
GW price increases are lower then inflation
Fun fact
i do remember buying a squad and treasuring them forever tho
Me but with every competitive game
KEK
weirdos be gone but creative artists are welcome imo
^
nothing interesting ever
The cost will be high
its okay we can kill them on the streets
based
But its a necessary loss.
The former will never leave and tbh they make good art so idc
"Good art"
can we use a lugar
im gonna burn you with them
Archon of Flesh moment
I'm genuinely tired of seeing blowup bimbo dolls spammed by the dozen
There will always be gooners
This is so good out of context with your pfp
LOL
KLDSFKLDSKLFSDKLFDS
But that doesn't mean I can't hate them.
FUCK
i try not to say out of pocket shit too much because i do have a space marine pfp
abandon reason, embrace your half-light
considerng like i said the last space marine fan i banned here was calling people slurs its understandable

Nah it’s funny
Nah it is
oh 100%
It’s like siggy with the punisher pfp
Nah it
only half im embracing is half-life
Nah
galanga
gooners exist everywhere no matter what, every once in a while they create a good peice of art but most 40k spicy art is just mid.
N-
💀
Nah. My gigantic right arm will swat out the flames.
Jokes aside, a lot of NSFW artists are actually really good at art. I guess because they have to study anatomy to make it look good, and see which sections to exaggerate.
Also true
Ignean thing to do tbh
1d4chan had some good spicy gooner art
IGNEANS RAAAAH
IGNI-
some of it was pretty well drawn
what did Kyme mean by this
Its okay I know a salamander fan i got the pass
Mfw theres poor people on a different continent than mine and they have more volcanoes
Hold on wheres the clip
BROTHER. THE CHILDREN YEARN FOR THE MINES.
zamn the battle for macragge set is fom 2004, I treasured that shit because of how expensive it was
hey eli when i finally get an image of my buddies interpretation of inquitor me id like a standalone image drawn by yopu
LMAO
WE TOOK THE PICKAXES AWAY FROM THEM AND GUESS WHAT? MINECRAFT GOT POPULAR.
fuckl im so drunbk
Lmao i cant draw amigo
I just do minis, barely at that
Do you think Vulkan He’stan canonically hates igneans

PoV: You're eight and you won a trip to visit your favorite youtuber who just hit 1 million subs.
Bro I think you might need to stop drinking that sauce
no i drink more

Bros gona enter the 5th dimension
I think he can find it in his heart to.
Also dude
I remember hunting that pack for like some mini part for a friend of mine
Switch to YouTube or something before you say something stupid

Oh wrong person
Im trying to remember what it was
im always saying something stupid
The terrain pieces were the best part
A crashed flier or something, iirc
I'm the art drawerer 
but i met a guy and he exchanged me for it for like 10 bucks
I treated that crashed flier with the utmost reverence
WOW
^^^^^^^^
again MY MAN
🤝
my mom threw out the set or I'd redo it
....
WHAT
Dude the amount of stories ive herad of parents throwing out warhammer sets
actual cunts
You know how parents are, you move out and they reclaim the room
Yeah true
I had like
my mom almost throw out my PS1, PS2 AND PS4 at one point
i legit tore my door in half
💀
How the fuck
saw a woman trying to give a way a mans dreams once in a local festival
warhammer armies, and comics
Jeeeeez
half of the comics were waterlogged
my dumbass took some silver age comic books
What was the comic tho
the important question
Woooowie
yeah
those would legit cost some money too to other people
spawn like 128
BASED
some avengers
kinda based
a really bad deadpool comic
deadpool
it was really bad
auto cringe
wow rude
I was like 10
deadpool sucks im sorry
the dream age for most comic reading demographs
and marvel ultimate alliance was awesome
I went to a german second-hand store and I saw a stack of comics about a metre high for about 1 euro a piece. I often wonder if there was anything of value in it
I would yell at them for how much it costs
and deadpool was the coolest character in there
"AT LEAST SELL IT YOU FUCKING MANIACS AAHH-"
Deadpool is not cool!!!!!
Fuck you he sucks
He can be cool if you execute him right

It's all capeshit, it's all the same tier of lame-o
Bad opinion.
uh.... the plot of the comic got blocked
I love capeshit tho
Someone run this guy over with a tank
maybe because of the name of a 3 letter agency
hold still
which one
That's ok, I love 40k
theres like 4
the lsd one
nah
real
oh do you not know about the CIA and lsd
My last words are that Eli is ga-
Death
no no I do
they pranked each other all of the time
nah yeah same
and one dude had a bad trip and jumped outside a window
yeah so tragic
he had a great life ahead of him
also the heart attack gun
which was a 1911
CIA btw ^
I think my favorite thing with these is like
This is what’s public
they de-classify them because "hey, what are you gonna do? lol"
Lol
yup
yeah its not as if they will ever answer for this shit
like the brothel they owned
its just funny as hell
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There are men outside my door
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or their obsession with shoving things up peoples butts
do they
Relevant
actually edit that page?
and cats
"trust me guys we can get a cat with a mic up its ass into the soviet embassy"
cat does nothing but fuck around in embassy
PEAK
SPYCRAFT
millions of dollars btw
The CIA Wikipedia page? No clue
who ran a coven of witches in upstate new york
yes
Id assume not but
the CIA has done like-
so much moronic shit
idk mang
he also was a satanist
who made his own branch because laveigh didnt worship satan enough
are we sure he wasnt a satanist just to have freaky sex with goth chicks
that id understand at least
he basically helped found psychological warfare, so maybe
The CIA in low income neighborhoods tbh
The grey
The smokepack

What d-d-doth life? Xavier confuses a redneck town's computer system with a deep question, and when the resulting virus runs amok, he has to find another virus to save the citizens.
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Its literally just a fuck ton of smog, industrial runoff and pollution lol
They probably killed a few people by accident
Detroit???
With it
Yeah I know i was being hypopethical
fuck dem kids
still my favorite scene in the show
child murder included
stupid brat
Okay but hear me out
if that stupid little shit didnt wanna get shot by electro-plasma
he shouldnt have been standing there
acceptable casualties
Noxus is like Empire of Man Imperium so i cant wait
well I did say "like"

but yes 💀
Also half-ran by gooners
They totally aren’t a facist expy
Draven counts

I do appreciate how far Noxus has came so we'll see what they do with them
i got high hopes
What's expy
they're meant to be the big scary evil empire
The only real part of season 2 I loved was the French song which is sung by a Belgium but idc it’s French
which is normally facist and noxus does draw a lot from facist aesthetics
It was very odd
but they aren't actually facist
anyways the Woke Trifarians ruined noxus by banning slavery and child soldiers
smh
Wasn’t terrible but wasn’t as good as season 1 at all, needed another season



