#40k-lore-chat
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have they tried invading a necron world yet
Give me the real ranked professional racists
The combi melta called the gatemaker, which has a massive blast radius
the Invaders chapter is reported as operating in a support role to the Novamarines on the doomed planet of Skyfall.[1]
They’re not even good at being racist
Heh
Id get that more like
Guys
That’s like, super low elo racism
The Invaders are like
supposed to be
absurdly xenophobic but uh
they just aren't
YEAH
what the fuck
Gav cant write Dark Angels first
now he cant even write Invaders
Chapter Master had dinner plans
how dare he defile the invaders
they had such a good reputation
the point is consistancy lol
That’s the real problem with the book
Its also the most goofy shit too because of the officials lying to the Marines
^
LOL
How dare Thorpe
No guys I figured it out.
The Invaders left because they are racists. Therefore, they must be stupid/ extremewokealignedshitpost.


Maybe they’re so racist it wraps around to they don’t even wanna fight Eldar
Cause they’re so disgusted
I didn't finish typing
horseshoe racist theory
maybe their racism needs justifying
"Wait they DIDNT do what you said Governor? Damn our racism lacks a target."
Like the CM was so done with walking on a Craftworld
they probably taped up the domes on the way out
and apologized for stepping on a phoenix lord
"My bad homie."
would it have been dumber if they kept killing until they destroyed a whole craftworld
Kinda awkward for that Exarch who sacrificed themself
LOL
“”Oh yeah uh….so they left….”
Uh its a main craftworld so yes
if it was a random homebrew one then probably not, depends on the size
Craftworlds get destroyed on the whims of the plot like other factions homes/bases so its whatever.
breaking news one small chapter destroys craftworld, black templars seething
Its like uhh
googling a chapter
and it just goes
"They got completely destroyed by Skullcuntors Chaos Warband"
one sentence of lore
gryphonne IV be like
Gryphonne IV mcfucking died
next you'll tell me they got a book
Yeah it really should have been about some podunk backwater Craftworld
LOL

would the book be more enjoyable if they get repelled so hard that eldar counter invade them and kill the whole chapter
actually i want that
Uhhh
not wipe out but repel definitely, craftworlds are literal worldships.
Top 3?
Like wtf Thorpe
This is the same guy
but dilara imagine a book where some shitty nowhere chapter gets hunted down to extinction
that has a d-cannon (that fires literal warp energy) bounce off a rhinos hull.
so like, i dont really think its worth the argument

minecraft world
Eh idk whatever works
wont save the book from being CRAP
into the trash pit it goes
yeet
Let me check Biel-Tan for comment….
They are in pieces....

how can the most genocidal craftworld get this treatment....
anyone here actually read seraphon lore? i cant get an answer for something
only seraphon fans i know dont read the lore
I mean, he perfectly captures the frustration of rolling a “1” for a…STR 9 weapon against AV11 Rhino (going by 3rd to 9th ish ed rules?)
I would say he knows what he is writing about/shitpost.
Hmmm
Isn't this the majority of chapters?
(It’s not technically Biel Tan)
Yeah Biel-Tan looks different
this reminds me should i print a fellblade or a glaive
No it’s Alt whatever I think
Uhhh so and so
Majority of any sub faction that is not a GW Big Name.
evrey day gw temps me to like eldar
on one hand the fellblade is awesome, on the other hand a glaive can kill a titan
its okay thats not what happens to it if you have Spire help the Eldar out
(which is in character for him)
Just have fun with what you get
I always liked how you can have Spire nope out of the Dark Angel’s bullshit.
Fellglaive is such a cool name too
imagine having fun with gsc in 10th edition
are they that bad
is that a thing
i dont follow talbeotp
they are boring
…torpedo friendly fire 🤣 ?
no like i just chose to defend the Fallen guys

This one
Mmmm toast-barrel
so know how gsc are in lore high stealth shooting army built around their characters
Ribbed for her pleasure
Yeah?
its one of the best details you can add tbh
imagine if you made them a melee army with a respawn mechanic that can be turned off by the enemy
I swear 40k codices are increasingly turning into a collection reference point, instead of having actual fucking playable rules…
im seeing lots of people complain about them in general
wait no that's a glaive, i was thinking of a falchion
like every faction of friends i have says their rules suck to some degree
i didnt really get it
until i saw what they did to the guard
Dummy
what happened ot guard?
fellglaive is not a thing
since thats 25-50% of gsc
they got split up to be like only 3 regiment choices iirc
Nazifanbdumbfixed it for you.
when last edition
how so?
GW was actively encouraging you to homebrew
Weeraboo
(dunno if that's how it's written)
are abilities regiment locked?
that I dont know
See smart money is on hopping into the Imperial Agents bandwagon, the one army that will perpetually suck, but you have all the justification of saying “fuck you” to GW
worst army in the game baby
Yes.
Your abilities are Cadia, Krieg or Catachan related.
LOL
dont you just love when codexes make shit up
Depressingly bad
the best army option in agents is just playing grey knights
deathhammer literally is never mentioned anywhere else
Ok much as they suck, I meant in terms of personal customisation.
every time you say deathhammer i just htink of warlock saying doomhammer in hearthstone
Mind you, someone actually won a Tournament with Agents…
That just means we haven’t found it yet
Not that it doesn’t exist
can't wait for solar auxilia to get the deathhammer+
I get why we don’t but man
alongside the previously not cannonically available baneblade variants
idk why it's a lord of war and super expensive points wise
Love the mammoth
you have to admit it looks cooler
3rd edition was when we last had vehicle design rules too…
I like both, but I do like it better
I do miss the days when GW was not dominated by WAAC types
I love the heresy for all it’s wacky tank designs
i wish i was around back when there were tons of vehicle customization options. sure it's bloat but it's fun bloat for me
Deathhammer tank mentioned but no details? Time to start making shit up and spreading it around the wikis and reddit threads
It’ll be the new Saturnine armor
But most likely GW is already quietly planning another new mini
deathhammer killed the second primarch
"It's also a hammer"
Sitting there in the secret vaults
I don’t even know what niche it would fill
Waiting to be unleashed on your wallet.
That’s kind of the issue with all the blade variance
There’s not really a lot to add to it
Not such a fan of the round turrets thing they have going on in 30k, but it's not so bad looking
i would not be surprised if the person meant doomhammer instead which is a real variant
Its largely an homage to older tank figures
I will tell you what is an oddly lacking niche: a super heavy anti-air tank.
Does the game need it? Not really. Does the lore need it? YES.
I’m pretty sure that already exist
Not by tabletop variants.
there's only hydra for guard
One of the Blade variants
i love the hydra so much
yea but it's gay and soviet
Nope. Blades are generic all rounders, Titan killers, or super heavy tank duels
But none of the Blade variants
you're gay
Is a dedicated anti air platform.
half the baneblade variants are just a different main gun
Now with that attitude
yeah and its cool as hell
you will take your big barrels and you will like it

Big gun go boom
i'll print it out of solid resin and throw it at my enemies
Oddly enough I am familiar with someone who doesn’t like GW superheavies.
They are, admittedly, classical treadheads, and the reason given was “too many lasers.”
I assure you general, it is imperative that we strap a giant fucking flame thrower to this tank. That’s the size of an apartment building.
just how it is tbh. there's so many tank and like fighter jets that just have no lore
so you have no idea what the actual force looks like lol
Although honestly, with how durable the blade tanks are, it’s not really the worst idea
Malcador Infernus.
the blackbooks do it a lot
anyone remember the flamethrower leman russ?

man
the solar auxilia one?
If you do that, IoM wins against Nids, period.
in the greek style, yes, because women are grody
hell i think the deathhammer is from one
wait i think i fucked up
I THINK it was a volkite russ
hold on
yeah that's the auxilia one
Yeah, because it was awesome
Yeah its named "incinerator" so i was like "ah yes flamethrower"
forgot its Volkite
GYATT
there's also a flamethrower malcador
I found the funny homemade AA baneblade, behold
and a flamethrower chimera
not enugh anti-air
imperium likes flamethrowers
Now THAT is a dedicated anti air super heavy tank.
yeah the first black book "betrayal"
Hellblade is the flamer Baneblade
It's a big ass article is what it is
I like the craneblade down the page
This is the real chart
literally
and lookin into it
the actual thing is an epic mini lol
oldhammer is something
my favorite Hot Wheels
Falchion mentioned
Another thing GW is waiting to create
There was a lot of behind the scenes ideas for Baneblade variants which didn’t happen for
Obvious reasons
GW quickly was like “ok these aren’t gonna sell for what we’re doing”
The big boy stuff is always hard to market sadly
@dusk patrol mammoth's bigger brother
It’s hard to make it meta and not unfun
I love Baneblades
Pandorax has some great Baneblade action
Where a Jokaero enhanced Baneblade, fights a Bloodthirster in melee
And wins
I love ordinatus
they'll never be in 40k
or probably modern Epic lol
with how fucking huge they are
It’s impossible to balance them too
ICBM mobile
…wait WHAT
This is also like
A third of the way into the book
It’s not even the midway climax
Pandorax was a little silly
It’s wild
Damn I need to read that shit and see what the writer was smoking
It reads like at no point did GW tell him “no you can’t do that”
And all of a sudden I don’t feel bad about converting a Marine mini to be an Inquisitor…
It gets even worse or more hilarious when you consider GW probably has story control and allowed the writer to do this
The baneblade ends up going faster than 100 km/h iirc, it's all very silly
i love when writers go wild in 40k
It not only goes that fast
It can stop on a dime and turn on one too
And its suspension is so good the crew can’t feel it
amazing
They go into all the upgrades the Jokaero did at some points
He also gave it a powerful current over its outward chassis to vaporize anyone trying to board.
How does the crew ignore the g-force from suddenly decelerating from 100 km/h
Monke work on mysterious way
The funny thing is they don’t even know what the upgrades are
wdym that's not like unsurvivable speeds
He just keeps tinkering and there’s just buttons and they do stuff
It’s a massive tank
Going that fast
^
And stopping immediately
ye it's awesome
Yeah
they got the vtec kicking in
Anyways it’s fun
And they actually beat a Bloodthirster in melee with it
Iirc they eventually barrel stuff him and pin him to a wall with the cannon
And then fire
Which, you’ll be shocked to learn I’m sure.
Works very well
this sounds like a book i'd enjoy
Necron fighter aircraft are always doing crazy shit like stopping on a dime and then going straight into another direction. Because Necrodermis don't care about g-force.
Its easy when you don't have internal organs to liquefy
i'll show them who's boss by removing my vital organs
There's a great little side story in one of the siege books which follows this ace fighter squadron defending one of the stations in the air.
Best of the best, best craft, the whole book they destroy everyone, no casualties.
Then the end of the book, one Death Guard Xiphon shows up and wipes them all out like its nothing, doing turns and dives that no human could survive.
It was a good showcase to show why Xiphons are so good.
just a little 30G turn
Going through Flesh and Steel again makes me feel like the cogheads need to be depicted worse than they are in fanart
Are the dreg ragers/muties/chaos spawns based on anything from 40k lore or sre they original to darktide?
I COULD google this but that's never as interesting as starting a conversation
Chaos spawn are just chaos spawn, the muties are based on some vraks stuff, dreg ragers are original
mutants are a common enemy in 40k as a whole
they can either be sanctioned like ogryns or abominations like the ones in game
Chaos spawn is an umbrella term, Beast of Nurgle as well.
They an ethnically diverse and accepting group!
...
Because they're all malformed to the point where you couldn't even tell which race or species they were to begin with

Seriously though I do genuinely wonder why mutations are a thing?
Specifically how shit like the warp manage to fuck up the human body without having them just
Die just after being born or on the spot
Like is there an actual biological reason or is it just
"it fucks you up lmao"
Honestly I can imagine the T'au analyzing the really malformed mutants and actually researching them. Wondering how the fuck they're even alive.
the mutations give you an advantage over regular humans
in real life you just get cancer or elephantiasis or some shit
Maybe it's a reaction of the immaterial trying to exist in the material world.
Mutie are inspired by Goliath Berserker too
yeah zerkers are basically mutants but even more cracked
The only thing from Vrak would be the cowl I guess
Think Ogryn Berserker could be a cool monster
i still need that dreg Tox Ogryn homie
the dregs needs a big guy
Fast, aggressive and disparate in its action, maybe with some combo where it then get stunne or something
All the Monster already are more Dreg themed though 
yeah but i mean like an elite big guy that's not a boss
always seeing moebian ogryns gets tiring after awhile
Toxgryn is more likely to be a Monster than an elite
Dreg Ogryn shouldn't happen to me, just have them have Plaguebearers as equivalent.
Plaguebearer (Bulwark/Crusher)
Sniveller (Reaper)
Bilepiper (Bulwark ? Or different use)
i guess but eh
dreg need a big guy
mutant brute can work
I mean honestly I have thought about it basically being like
The flesh reacting to warp shit
But apparently you can become the fucked up type of mutants with radiation also
Working out of Fallout logic ig

No idea how the fuck the mutants get shit like crab claws though
Carcinisation 
Evolving towards a higher state of being
Crab claws are common on Slaaneshi deamon
https://www.wargamer.com/dnd/hasbro-space-marine-2-dev-team-AAA-videogame
Saber making a melee heavy horde game ?
Or magi-gun DnD
hmm
can't be a transformer game it doesn't fit the vibe
A DND horde game is also not it
so i'm out of ideas
Wait Hasbro own Transformer ?
I could see a SM2 like game on Transformer tbh
But then again, I don't know a lot about transformers
yeah but you would probably be fighting Insecticons or some kind of failed experiment by shockwave or some shit
Story where you're playing an Autobot against Decepticon and another faction
PvP with Autobot vs Decepticon
PvE vs ???
PVE can be decepticons
or insecticons
or Quintessons
there's not really a horde based faction in transformers
Vs Humans
Channel your inner bayformers

I do actually think one of the coolest things in the films is how the military gets more and more used to transformers
Like throughout the movies, they know how to kill them more efficiently
For all the shortcomings of the transformers franchise, the military actually adapting to the existence of transformers is amongst the few gold coins of good lore building
Too many other franchises are like “look even the military are dumbasses!”
Or it’s a sequel and they still haven’t learned their bloody lessons…
90% of zombie media be like

Like even WWZ, although the book definitely had its inaccuracies
The military did actually manage to learn and fight back
Not in the movie though. They were just fucking stupid
I mean I would definitely play a CoOp game of humans vs Decepticons. Kind of like the opposite of Darktide where instead of being outnumbered, you co-op to fight a few really fucking tough opponents.
Honestly I think there are like four zombie viruses that would genuinely be fucking awful.
Dying Light's Harran Virus
28 Days Later Rage Virus
The Last of Us Fungus
And finally
Project Zomboid's Virus
So kinda similar to a boss rush? Honestly would be fun.
Funnily enough some random kid’s horror TV show had the fungus idea long before the game popularised it.
Would be kind of like the fan made Attack on Titan game in theory. Very different mechanics and settings ofc.
Starscream is an actual map condition instead of a normal spawn.
On that map condition, there is a chance that one of the Decepticons is offed by Starscream and you fight him instead.
And yes there will be a cutscene of the betrayal.
isn't zombie virus from zomboid pretty generic? What makes it so special to be pointed out?
Insecticons are prob the closest
As the cybertron games show all too well
yeah probably their best bet
Tbf, Tzeentch isn't really a horde faction too
yeah that spot can just be filled with normal decepticons
If we're talking like an actual horde Transformers faction it's gonna have to go with the insecticons
Have that cube thing be used by the Decepticon to bolster their forces with new transformers
Oh you mean the all spark
That's a completely movie thing
They can just make up a new powerup to power the decepticons to be honest
They can also use the old reliable dark energy
Dark energon
I wouldn't know, I never went deep in that IP
yeah no worries
transformers plots are usually simple
Oh no Megatron got his hands on a new power source that he will use as a weapon against autobots send our best agents to stop the guy
Tbh I think I'd be more likely to play a Transformer game that work like SM2 than I am SM2
Shit gets crazy ngl
Shockwave war crimes be putting some of the warhammer characters to shame
Literally
And I mean they do such brutal shit
Just cause it’s robots
IDW comics I love you
Idw comics moment
classic comic transformers moment
and thanks the cybertronian biology
Worse things can be done to them
War for Cybertron
Peanuts
they will work with saber interactive... to develop a new game?
This article is worded very weirdly
also can you imagine owning an IP like magic the gathering and all you have to do is print cards to make millions
absolutely wild
nerds will eat anything up
it's not even mostly nerds i see doing this anymore. people buy card games as investments now
hobbies must make money or something
Yeah those are still nerds.
Not like 'non-nerd' don't buy stupid shit up
On monday I'll have pliers to make data cables, and finaly have good internet 💀
you're making your own cables?
No, the cables are there, but only patched on 1 side (room side), but at the modem the company that installed it didn't do it, so I'll borrow one from work
what type of cable is it
and you're going to splice the cable on it?
splicing ethernet cables is a pain in the ass
I've done it for work before
Might also do it to a couple of cables that I have laying around that are not functioning well anymore
i wish you luck while soldering
i have never been able to do a good solder job between two cables
Soldering
No i'm putting an rj 45 pin on the cables and putting them in sockets
Like who goes around soldering data cables
Cat 6 is outdated tho
cat6 is good enough for most situation
do you really need more than 10Gb/s for home use?
Yes. 
at that point just install a whole fiber optic network
long term wise you'll be paying more in electrical costs with "high speed" copper
there's a reason that the main difference in ethernet generations is the amount of shielding they put in the cables. so many losses in the air
category 8 cables can only go up to 36m 
meanwhile an OM4 fiber can reach up to 150 meters... at speeds of 100Gb/s
I know... i'm just memeing
The only reason i've ever got cat8 cables was because they were in special and cheaper than good ol' 6
sorry working in telecom adjacent industry makes me despise copper
I've only learned to work fiber because I don't want to wait weeks after the telecomms guys to show up when a fiber breaks 
We just use it communicate with energy plc, hardly need speed
Hello chat
Hi
So I just realized something about Jason's entire conflict
Basically his main source of anger is that Bruce didn't kill Joker after he died.
However, it's worth noting that in the original comic, he basically had diplomatic immunity
The Joker was the fucking Ambassador of Iran
Because comics.
...Wut.
Even with diplomatic immunity, Batman actually tried to kill him.
But Superman, due to some bullshit writing, was there to protect the UN
dark millenium flashbacks flooding my mind
So Batman literally got his fist broken
We should fund for a Warhammer MMO
Punching Superman to try and get to the Joker so he could kill him
I am sorely disappointed at Net Ease (indirectly Tencent) deciding to back out
Chinese companies are not usually ones to miss a gold mine.
Then again maybe people are scared they would use 40k to steal western data/shitpost
And the Joker "dies" in a helicopter crash and disappears for literal years.
Batman literally tried to kill him and only gave up when the Joker disappeared
Possible that the contract agreement didn't go well for them, or that the devs are taking too long and they can't rush them for whatever reason
maybe they are right in thinking it's not a gold mine, seeing how mmo 40k projects like dark millenium or what eternal crusade was supposed to be didn't take off, like, at all
@opaque coyote this kills the arc for me 
Sad times
Well this is more sensible, I hope that is the case...
The latter doesn't mean development isn't troubled; it could be for any reason on why development may be slow, but it could also just be from the POV of Netease.
Anyway fuck Netease anyway so I don't care.
I do hope they get funding from a better company
Yeah it's why I prefer the movie
Where they just
Skip the entire Iran Ambassador Joker thing

I do wish there was a "what if" where Jason actually managed to just
Shoot the joker
Although this shit is funny
40k MMO would blow
Since most MMOs blow
no way, Tallarn Jonkler
Played the Rogue Trader DLC area right at the start of Act2, got half of my squad killed before they even had turns by weapon emplacements and snipers that you cannot hide from in the deployment. Will return here later I feel 
I can't wait for you to meet the final boss LMAO

Good luck buddy 

I'll be doing some 'xploring in the expanse to get some more level ups before retrying that area at least
Wizard101 was always the real WoW killer
Oh man i can't wait for your reaction deeper down the line in the dlc
I do enjoy finally being properly challenged, there really hasn't been a single fight prior that requires any more thinking than "take cover and shoot whilst the meatsticks charge face first into them"
Yeah it really only happens deeper on the game
Most early game fights are
Brutally one sided
There's people that mistake orcs for orks outside of 40k then there's people like these guys
Okay that legit made me laugh
Fucking Grummz, the dumbest mother fucker around
Legit one of the few people id consider a complete piece of human waste
Isn't that the guy who said an underage girl was too ugly to be fuckable
Uhhh he says a lot of sexist/homophobic shit in general
Among other things
^
its a lot of baggage lol
theres a reason when you write "grummz" in gifs you get all these results above

piece of shit
didn't grummz like literally get kicked out of his own company
Enough of them to overwhelm an ork horde
The man tried saying Hades had some agenda by giving female characters "masculine features"
Bro does not understand basic biology
yeah he's a grifter he barely understands anything
isnt he a "dev" that is literally just conning people with some concept art?
Checks out
EXTREMELY checks out
Explains a lot
Hate them all.

I too wish i could jump at my camera and ruin my entire PC set for easy money from internet morons, but ah well such is life.
Bro is about to say a good streamer is the first road to believing in a monster


Oh i just know he already said that
Not fully nude, unrealistic.
ngl the way they censor aphrodite in Hades 1 and 2 is hilarious
Her barber be working overtime
in that case i hope we get more woke content
LOL
oh gross she has cheek bones, that's woke
You know I was gonna post the Mortarion meme but like at least Mort has swag
this is just sad
I always thought Grummz was an asian dude, not a pasty white guy
Ah okay I thought it was that white guy above
well I mean we don't know his ethnic background
beyond he says he's ethnically chinese
and he was born in Taiwan
lol
I will just take it at face value because why would he lie about this
i hate that i already knew that photo is of grummz
from hatescrolling twitter chuds
not gonna dox him but his name isnt chinese
its my internet browser homepage
Mark Edward Kern, also known as Grummz, is a former video game executive. He worked for Blizzard Entertainment from 1997 to 2005 and was a co-founder and CEO of Red 5 Studios during the development and promotion of the video game Firefall.
Kern is a graduate of the University of Rochester and received a Juris Doctor degree from the Boston Unive...
probably born to expats or smth
lol
and why does he look so un-chinese in that photo
truly the face of a chud
u know hes about to complain at length that they changed the outfit of a character to cover 5% more flesh than before
and thats the end of the world now
what
huh
you know what I don't want to know
What would u not like to know
Grummz when the chest window on a character is changed to be a little less obtuse but still retains the overall sexiness
I know he did that with that fuckin Nier-like
oh you mean like he and a lot of other chuds did with stellablade?
I will never play Nier because of chuds
afaik stellablade is literally just Nier with worse writing and fetch quests lol
it died on release minus the porn
I don't know anything about it, but all I've seen is one step removed from permagooning
Nier has some really good moments and the music is amazing
yeah afaik the protag has all the personality of a blow up doll and is literally made to be dressed in skimpy outfits
Nier is "ok" gooning, Stellar is like just gooning
Tbh the neir is like the only game I can think of where there’s more gay couples then straight ones lol
My thing is, there’s a difference between a character being hot and just appealing game design, there’s a lot of designs which are great but I don’t wanna fuck.
And frankly I don’t need to be getting a boner while playing a game anyways
Yeah literally
Yeah pretty much this.
people get WAY too offended over like
From what I understand, I think they wanted her to be a doll character that started to learn more and more that she was being used and develop a personality from there but nothing happens? I may be wrong on this
a main female character not being sexy
Yeah
lol
Bayonetta i think is another good example
like Bayo is absolutely sexy and filled with sex appeal
the issue is she'd smash your skull in
If I wanted to get a boner playing a game I'm just gonna switch over to porn tbh
Concord is just all hideous designs
lol
Tbh
It’s super unappealing
its.... woke
The overall designs suck lol
The woke media ruined it
Lol
It was gonna be the game of a generation
Worth
and that is an actual part of the lore and world building, she dressing like that specifically to mess with her foes iirc
But they stopped that
alas
Nah she just dresses that way because she wants to
Bayonetta works because shes an extremely fucking confident asshole of a woman lol
You’re gonna be sad when you learn why Quiet has to wear a bikini everywhere
Trust me
Lol
Kojima momenr
one of the only male characters in the game keeps trying to flirt with her and she just slaps him away every time because shes like a primarch tier angel killer
It’s definitely not just cause I want her to wear a bikini everywhere
I'll never get over the fact that Bayonetta uses her hair as her suit and for her magic
what gets me with that is like
Its incredibly strange
still miles better than stella blade where her outfits have no impact on the world or story
MGS has about as many gooner moments with male characters
you can just say you want her in a bikini
thats compeltely fine lol
ME
It helps that Bayonetta actually looks pretty tbh
Women were a mistake tbh
can confirm as a woman
Adam fucked up
my favorite part of MGS3
Lol
I do like how Neirs creator is like extremely horny lol
Idk I think Stellar Blade's protag is pretty, she's just bland
Like REALLY bland
And they just admit to the whole everyone in the game is hot because they like it
Yeah, that’s my thing. It’s more annoying when they try and pretend it’s anything other than that.
^
Like dead or alive
Lol
theres nothing wrong with gooning in game design when you just admit it
It knows what it is
boob physics
Helltaker moment
Thigh rubbing physics
I don't personally care for it, if I want to get my rocks off I google big tit on google and pull my mickey. I don't need a game for that
Didnt they force him to delete all that or something recently?
bro made a 10 minute game and broke the internet
Same
No, his drive just got broken lol
who the fuck is Quiet?
Shes a character from MGSV
Aw poor guy
Shes a superpowered sniper in a bikiini
a women who gets set on fire and has to wear a bikini afterwards
first damn thing I did was put clothes on her
And they’re not even really a couple
I assure you, it is vital that she is wearing a bikini

her XOF uniform is legit cool too
my favorite part is
Ocelot fucking says
"we tried putting clothes on her, she resisted"
💀 NAH FAM
it is vital you play in the rain with quiet
I legit love that cutscene
like its both gooner
but also very wholesome
somehow lmao
oh thats just 90s female character design, not even remotely subtle and even less tasteful
Very important scene
GOD THIS CUTSCENE
Super vital we have this
the gooners at the back are killing me
Worst part is
Lol
It’s not a cutscene
I stopped letting her on my helicopter when she kept showing her breasts in my face
You can look around and shit
Sometimes developers just don't hold back you know
its optional
And it is glorious
I remember doing that
and Ocelot is on the side like
"man i wish i was in there with snake instead"
😭
yep lol
dog I just wanna be gay for Big Boss, even if he is fake. Get these women outta here
Actual clothed outfit is much better
so much better
She’s also insanely broken in the game
Like you can clear whole areas with just her
She has so many insanely useful abilities too
i prefer my soldiers to look like actual soldiers in games
Gay
Either everyone has their ass out or noone does
Here
Now she’s normal
But yes it’s cringe
Also when you’re in the chopper with her
my only experience with MGS games is MGSR
Raiden vent moment
EVEN WHEN YOU DONT LOOK AT HER
Yup
I memorized it
Poor Pequad


his model literally has no cock
Dude has to just keep thinking “eyes up front eyes up front”
so go ahead
I need to flashbang the MGR people
With Raiden ass shot
go on then
talking like Jet Stream doesnt have the biggest ass in cybor history
I've been flashbanged by so many slutty slutty Resident Evil Leons
REMOVED THE NAKED SPINNING RAIDEN EMOTE
LOL
god this entire section
the fact that you can catch a cold too
peak gameplay
and sneeze and alert the enemies
least horny MGS boss
There are contenders
Also uh
once you "break" free
if you get spotted you can head-
YEP BACK THERE
if a guard comes in
he will stare at you, and go
"I wish I had that."
💀
fuck sakes
no wont convince me this twink is packing
its legit peak
MGR is not nearly homo erotic enough
almost
Is the biggest issue
Sam doesn't lick Raiden's suspiciously white blood off his sword
unlike Vamp the Chad
If MGR was mainline
Raiden absolutely would have fucking straddled monsoon while shanking him
LOL
LMFAO
AM I WRONG????
Doesn’t count
Smh
also least homoerotic astartes initiation ritual
you will get the shit beaten out of you afterwards
bro got a chin that puts Jonny Bravo to shame
Kojima probably watches pro wrestling for the plot come to think of it.
We are simple creatures
hell yea

a russian tuant
anyway enjoy being gay chat, its almost 6 at night im going to bed lol
Good night
yes, time to dream about Big Boss
Have a good night
Don’t let big boss bite
Eh he's tough
He can handle it
nah i have seen it before lol
Shame
lmao
"This is clearly Reed Richard's fault."
Y'know the funniest part of this entire thing is that his scar genuinely isn't that bad.
Also this is like the page afterwards

I think thats the joke
"Brothers! Sons of the Emperor! Today, we stand upon the precipice of war, and beyond it—glory or death! The foe gathers before us, a tide of filth and heresy that dares to challenge the might of the Imperium! Let them come! Let them break against our steel, let them shatter upon our resolve! For we are the Emperor’s wrath made manifest!
"No fear! No hesitation! Only the cold fury of righteous vengeance! We have bled across a thousand battlefields, endured the storm of war, and emerged unbroken! They think they can best us? They think we are mere men? No! We are Space Marines! We are the Angels of Death!
"For every fallen brother, we shall take a hundred of theirs! For every wound, we shall answer with devastation! The Emperor watches, and He shall know His sons are faithful! So raise your bolters high, sharpen your blades, and let them hear the roar of warriors who shall not fall, who shall not yield, who shall know victory! For the Emperor! For the Chapter! FOR GLORY!"

I sure hope "100 for 1" isn't a reference 
Is that a reference to something?
Doesnt look like that quote comes from any book from what I could google search
Franz Böhme
Oh
I mean it's a common enough "let's go!!" Speech phrase TBF so I hope it ISNT a reference 
Highly specific reference to make honestly
Also on an account thats been sitting on this server for 8 years?
Why now?
Oh right my mistake
If he mentioned taking 50 for each wounded, yeaaah that might be a reference to something
Which supremacist group did this to Dr doom again?
I'm pretty sure he did it to himself lol
He scarred himself and then stuck the mask on
because his face was "ruined"


