#40k-lore-chat

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arctic talon
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They’re like lame deathwatch

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Almost lol

crystal forum
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have they tried invading a necron world yet

arctic talon
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Give me the real ranked professional racists

dusk patrol
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The combi melta called the gatemaker, which has a massive blast radius

storm jungle
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the Invaders chapter is reported as operating in a support role to the Novamarines on the doomed planet of Skyfall.[1]

dusk patrol
raven stone
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Heh

dusk patrol
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They just fucking left after an Eldar apologized

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Like, wtf?

storm jungle
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Id get that more like

dusk patrol
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Guys

storm jungle
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if it was some sensible chapter

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seriously, the fuck

dusk patrol
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That’s like, super low elo racism

arctic talon
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The Invaders are like

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supposed to be

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absurdly xenophobic but uh

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they just aren't

storm jungle
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YEAH

arctic talon
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what the fuck

storm jungle
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Gav cant write Dark Angels first

arctic talon
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should have picked line

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Ultramarines

storm jungle
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now he cant even write Invaders

arctic talon
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or some shit

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or like

dusk patrol
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Chapter Master had dinner plans

arctic talon
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Sons of Orar

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or some other fucking chapter

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like

crystal forum
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how dare he defile the invaders

arctic talon
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idfk

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No

crystal forum
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they had such a good reputation

arctic talon
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the point is consistancy lol

dusk patrol
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That’s the real problem with the book

storm jungle
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Its also the most goofy shit too because of the officials lying to the Marines

arctic talon
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^

dusk patrol
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Eldar? Whatever

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But the rep of the INVADERS?

arctic talon
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LOL

storm jungle
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Eldar getting shitfisted is one thing

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but sullying the Invaders is CRAZY

dusk patrol
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How dare Thorpe

raven stone
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No guys I figured it out.
The Invaders left because they are racists. Therefore, they must be stupid/ extremewokealignedshitpost.

storm jungle
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LMAO

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close but no geneseed

arctic talon
storm jungle
dusk patrol
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Maybe they’re so racist it wraps around to they don’t even wanna fight Eldar

arctic talon
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brother

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the cumbox geneseed vault

dusk patrol
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Cause they’re so disgusted

arctic talon
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I didn't finish typing

storm jungle
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maybe their racism needs justifying

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"Wait they DIDNT do what you said Governor? Damn our racism lacks a target."

dusk patrol
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Like the CM was so done with walking on a Craftworld

storm jungle
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they probably taped up the domes on the way out

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and apologized for stepping on a phoenix lord

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"My bad homie."

crystal forum
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would it have been dumber if they kept killing until they destroyed a whole craftworld

dusk patrol
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Kinda awkward for that Exarch who sacrificed themself

storm jungle
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LOL

dusk patrol
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“”Oh yeah uh….so they left….”

storm jungle
storm jungle
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if it was a random homebrew one then probably not, depends on the size

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Craftworlds get destroyed on the whims of the plot like other factions homes/bases so its whatever.

crystal forum
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breaking news one small chapter destroys craftworld, black templars seething

storm jungle
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Its like uhh

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googling a chapter

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and it just goes

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"They got completely destroyed by Skullcuntors Chaos Warband"

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one sentence of lore

crystal forum
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gryphonne IV be like

storm jungle
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also true

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anyway nobody misses them

arctic talon
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Gryphonne IV mcfucking died

storm jungle
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next you'll tell me they got a book

dusk patrol
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Yeah it really should have been about some podunk backwater Craftworld

arctic talon
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LOL

storm jungle
crystal forum
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would the book be more enjoyable if they get repelled so hard that eldar counter invade them and kill the whole chapter

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actually i want that

storm jungle
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Uhhh

dusk patrol
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Instead they made it like a

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What top 2 Craftworld?

storm jungle
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not wipe out but repel definitely, craftworlds are literal worldships.

dusk patrol
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Top 3?

storm jungle
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Yeah that

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Alaitoc is on the top row

dusk patrol
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Like wtf Thorpe

storm jungle
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This is the same guy

crystal forum
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but dilara imagine a book where some shitty nowhere chapter gets hunted down to extinction

storm jungle
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that has a d-cannon (that fires literal warp energy) bounce off a rhinos hull.

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so like, i dont really think its worth the argument

spring cairn
storm jungle
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wont save the book from being CRAP

crystal forum
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into the trash pit it goes

storm jungle
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yeet

dusk patrol
storm jungle
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They are in pieces....

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how can the most genocidal craftworld get this treatment....

rose thorn
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anyone here actually read seraphon lore? i cant get an answer for something

storm jungle
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Uhhh i havent sadly

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my lizardmen lore in general lacks

rose thorn
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only seraphon fans i know dont read the lore

raven stone
dusk patrol
storm jungle
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Thats Ostara

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🤓

hallow plover
dusk patrol
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(It’s not technically Biel Tan)

storm jungle
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Yeah Biel-Tan looks different

crystal forum
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this reminds me should i print a fellblade or a glaive

dusk patrol
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No it’s Alt whatever I think

storm jungle
raven stone
rose thorn
crystal forum
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on one hand the fellblade is awesome, on the other hand a glaive can kill a titan

storm jungle
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its okay thats not what happens to it if you have Spire help the Eldar out

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(which is in character for him)

dusk patrol
raven stone
storm jungle
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I remember playing that part LOL

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I think I blew up Asmodai 💀

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whoops

dusk patrol
rose thorn
storm jungle
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are they that bad

crystal forum
storm jungle
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i dont follow talbeotp

rose thorn
raven stone
storm jungle
dusk patrol
storm jungle
dusk patrol
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This one

storm jungle
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Mmmm toast-barrel

rose thorn
dusk patrol
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Ribbed for her pleasure

dusk patrol
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Ngl heat markings on barrels always got me like

storm jungle
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its one of the best details you can add tbh

rose thorn
# storm jungle Yeah?

imagine if you made them a melee army with a respawn mechanic that can be turned off by the enemy

storm jungle
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LMAO

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Okay thats funny

raven stone
storm jungle
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im seeing lots of people complain about them in general

crystal forum
storm jungle
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like every faction of friends i have says their rules suck to some degree

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i didnt really get it

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until i saw what they did to the guard

storm jungle
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😭

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your choices are

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rambo porn actors

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Cadiadeeznuts

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uhhh

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forgor

rose thorn
crystal forum
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fellglaive is not a thing

rose thorn
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since thats 25-50% of gsc

storm jungle
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they got split up to be like only 3 regiment choices iirc

raven stone
storm jungle
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when last edition

storm jungle
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GW was actively encouraging you to homebrew

celest dome
storm jungle
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and offer more choices

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its such a weird decision but i dont play TT so

dusk patrol
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“I wish a motherfucka would”, the tank.

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God I love super heavies.

rose thorn
storm jungle
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that I dont know

raven stone
storm jungle
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dont Agents also suck

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everyone here was complaining about them

rose thorn
raven stone
storm jungle
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LOL

crystal forum
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dont you just love when codexes make shit up

languid meadow
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Depressingly bad

rose thorn
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the best army option in agents is just playing grey knights

crystal forum
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deathhammer literally is never mentioned anywhere else

raven stone
rose thorn
raven stone
dusk patrol
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Not that it doesn’t exist

crystal forum
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can't wait for solar auxilia to get the deathhammer+

dusk patrol
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I get why we don’t but man

crystal forum
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alongside the previously not cannonically available baneblade variants

dusk patrol
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I want more Superheavies

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Hopefully plastic Fellblade/glaive will be here soon.

raven stone
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I still want to convert a Mammoth Tank at some point…

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Can’t beat the classics.

crystal forum
dusk patrol
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Love the mammoth

crystal forum
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i dont want a kratos i want bigger

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but not my entire army fixed on it

dusk patrol
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I do

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As it is, I’ll probably just make one and play it as a Kratos

crystal forum
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you have to admit it looks cooler

raven stone
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3rd edition was when we last had vehicle design rules too…

dusk patrol
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I like both, but I do like it better

raven stone
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I do miss the days when GW was not dominated by WAAC types

dusk patrol
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I love the heresy for all it’s wacky tank designs

crystal forum
paper haven
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Deathhammer tank mentioned but no details? Time to start making shit up and spreading it around the wikis and reddit threads

dusk patrol
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It’ll be the new Saturnine armor

raven stone
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But most likely GW is already quietly planning another new mini

crystal forum
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deathhammer killed the second primarch

raven stone
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In fact every time GW makes a name typo

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It’s a new mini

paper haven
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"It's also a hammer"

raven stone
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Sitting there in the secret vaults

dusk patrol
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I don’t even know what niche it would fill

raven stone
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Waiting to be unleashed on your wallet.

dusk patrol
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That’s kind of the issue with all the blade variance

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There’s not really a lot to add to it

vagrant fox
# dusk patrol

Not such a fan of the round turrets thing they have going on in 30k, but it's not so bad looking

crystal forum
storm jungle
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Its largely an homage to older tank figures

raven stone
dusk patrol
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I’m pretty sure that already exist

raven stone
crystal forum
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there's only hydra for guard

dusk patrol
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One of the Blade variants

crystal forum
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i love the hydra so much

vagrant fox
raven stone
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But none of the Blade variants

storm jungle
raven stone
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Is a dedicated anti air platform.

crystal forum
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half the baneblade variants are just a different main gun

dusk patrol
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Now with that attitude

storm jungle
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you will take your big barrels and you will like it

dusk patrol
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Big gun go boom

crystal forum
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i'll print it out of solid resin and throw it at my enemies

raven stone
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Oddly enough I am familiar with someone who doesn’t like GW superheavies.

They are, admittedly, classical treadheads, and the reason given was “too many lasers.”

dusk patrol
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I assure you general, it is imperative that we strap a giant fucking flame thrower to this tank. That’s the size of an apartment building.

spare osprey
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so you have no idea what the actual force looks like lol

dusk patrol
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Although honestly, with how durable the blade tanks are, it’s not really the worst idea

crystal forum
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it's rare when a codex does it

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so openly

spare osprey
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the blackbooks do it a lot

storm jungle
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man

crystal forum
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the solar auxilia one?

raven stone
vagrant fox
spare osprey
storm jungle
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I THINK it was a volkite russ

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hold on

crystal forum
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yeah that's the auxilia one

dusk patrol
storm jungle
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Yeah its named "incinerator" so i was like "ah yes flamethrower"

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forgot its Volkite

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GYATT

crystal forum
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there's also a flamethrower malcador

vagrant fox
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I found the funny homemade AA baneblade, behold

crystal forum
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and a flamethrower chimera

storm jungle
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not enugh anti-air

crystal forum
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imperium likes flamethrowers

raven stone
crystal forum
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i could do a better job

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that's just a scaled up hydra

spare osprey
dusk patrol
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It’s so peak

green loom
crystal forum
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is that real

crystal forum
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wait bruh

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it's a titan reaver missile launcher on a baneblade

dusk patrol
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Hellblade is the flamer Baneblade

green loom
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It's a big ass article is what it is

vagrant fox
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I like the craneblade down the page

green loom
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This is the real chart

spare osprey
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and lookin into it

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the actual thing is an epic mini lol

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oldhammer is something

storm jungle
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my favorite Hot Wheels

green loom
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Falchion mentioned

raven stone
dusk patrol
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There was a lot of behind the scenes ideas for Baneblade variants which didn’t happen for

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Obvious reasons

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GW quickly was like “ok these aren’t gonna sell for what we’re doing”

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The big boy stuff is always hard to market sadly

crystal forum
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@dusk patrol mammoth's bigger brother

dusk patrol
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It’s hard to make it meta and not unfun

crystal forum
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i desire this

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i need it now

dusk patrol
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I love Baneblades

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Pandorax has some great Baneblade action

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Where a Jokaero enhanced Baneblade, fights a Bloodthirster in melee

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And wins

arctic talon
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they'll never be in 40k

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or probably modern Epic lol

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with how fucking huge they are

dusk patrol
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It’s impossible to balance them too

crystal forum
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ICBM mobile

arctic talon
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Yes

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It goes HARD

dusk patrol
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A third of the way into the book

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It’s not even the midway climax

vagrant fox
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Pandorax was a little silly

dusk patrol
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It’s wild

raven stone
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Damn I need to read that shit and see what the writer was smoking

dusk patrol
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It reads like at no point did GW tell him “no you can’t do that”

raven stone
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And all of a sudden I don’t feel bad about converting a Marine mini to be an Inquisitor…

dusk patrol
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You should

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That’s dumb

raven stone
dusk patrol
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It’s a very fun novel

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Good use of scale

vagrant fox
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The baneblade ends up going faster than 100 km/h iirc, it's all very silly

crystal forum
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i love when writers go wild in 40k

dusk patrol
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It not only goes that fast

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It can stop on a dime and turn on one too

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And its suspension is so good the crew can’t feel it

crystal forum
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amazing

dusk patrol
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They go into all the upgrades the Jokaero did at some points

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He also gave it a powerful current over its outward chassis to vaporize anyone trying to board.

crystal forum
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who even needs STC's

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with smart monkeys

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also how does the crew not get shocked

sacred ginkgo
dusk patrol
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feelsorangeman Monke work on mysterious way

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The funny thing is they don’t even know what the upgrades are

crystal forum
dusk patrol
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He just keeps tinkering and there’s just buttons and they do stuff

dusk patrol
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Going that fast

dusk patrol
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And stopping immediately

crystal forum
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ye it's awesome

dusk patrol
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Yeah

crystal forum
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they got the vtec kicking in

dusk patrol
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Anyways it’s fun

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And they actually beat a Bloodthirster in melee with it

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Iirc they eventually barrel stuff him and pin him to a wall with the cannon

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And then fire

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Which, you’ll be shocked to learn I’m sure.

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Works very well

crystal forum
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this sounds like a book i'd enjoy

stuck arrow
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Necron fighter aircraft are always doing crazy shit like stopping on a dime and then going straight into another direction. Because Necrodermis don't care about g-force.

dusk patrol
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Yeah they can just shift and move at any time

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No inertia.

stuck arrow
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Its easy when you don't have internal organs to liquefy

crystal forum
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i'll show them who's boss by removing my vital organs

dusk patrol
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There's a great little side story in one of the siege books which follows this ace fighter squadron defending one of the stations in the air.

Best of the best, best craft, the whole book they destroy everyone, no casualties.

Then the end of the book, one Death Guard Xiphon shows up and wipes them all out like its nothing, doing turns and dives that no human could survive.

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It was a good showcase to show why Xiphons are so good.

crystal forum
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just a little 30G turn

vagrant fox
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Going through Flesh and Steel again makes me feel like the cogheads need to be depicted worse than they are in fanart

fallow rover
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Are the dreg ragers/muties/chaos spawns based on anything from 40k lore or sre they original to darktide?

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I COULD google this but that's never as interesting as starting a conversation

arctic talon
crystal forum
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mutants are a common enemy in 40k as a whole

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they can either be sanctioned like ogryns or abominations like the ones in game

dapper gyro
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Chaos spawn is an umbrella term, Beast of Nurgle as well.

arctic talon
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Yeah chaos spawn are super broad

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Lore wise

opaque coyote
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...

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Because they're all malformed to the point where you couldn't even tell which race or species they were to begin with

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Seriously though I do genuinely wonder why mutations are a thing?

Specifically how shit like the warp manage to fuck up the human body without having them just

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Die just after being born or on the spot

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Like is there an actual biological reason or is it just

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"it fucks you up lmao"

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Honestly I can imagine the T'au analyzing the really malformed mutants and actually researching them. Wondering how the fuck they're even alive.

crystal forum
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the mutations give you an advantage over regular humans

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in real life you just get cancer or elephantiasis or some shit

stuck arrow
celest dome
queen laurel
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yeah zerkers are basically mutants but even more cracked

celest dome
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The only thing from Vrak would be the cowl I guess

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Think Ogryn Berserker could be a cool monster

queen laurel
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the dregs needs a big guy

celest dome
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Fast, aggressive and disparate in its action, maybe with some combo where it then get stunne or something

celest dome
queen laurel
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always seeing moebian ogryns gets tiring after awhile

celest dome
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Toxgryn is more likely to be a Monster than an elite

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Dreg Ogryn shouldn't happen to me, just have them have Plaguebearers as equivalent.
Plaguebearer (Bulwark/Crusher)
Sniveller (Reaper)
Bilepiper (Bulwark ? Or different use)

queen laurel
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dreg need a big guy

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mutant brute can work

opaque coyote
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The flesh reacting to warp shit

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But apparently you can become the fucked up type of mutants with radiation also

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Working out of Fallout logic ig

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No idea how the fuck the mutants get shit like crab claws though

outer wave
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Evolving towards a higher state of being

celest dome
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Crab claws are common on Slaaneshi deamon

celest dome
queen laurel
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can't be a transformer game it doesn't fit the vibe

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A DND horde game is also not it

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so i'm out of ideas

celest dome
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Wait Hasbro own Transformer ?

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I could see a SM2 like game on Transformer tbh

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But then again, I don't know a lot about transformers

queen laurel
celest dome
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Story where you're playing an Autobot against Decepticon and another faction
PvP with Autobot vs Decepticon
PvE vs ???

queen laurel
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or insecticons

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or Quintessons

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there's not really a horde based faction in transformers

opaque coyote
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Channel your inner bayformers

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I do actually think one of the coolest things in the films is how the military gets more and more used to transformers

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Like throughout the movies, they know how to kill them more efficiently

raven stone
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Too many other franchises are like “look even the military are dumbasses!”

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Or it’s a sequel and they still haven’t learned their bloody lessons…

opaque coyote
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Like even WWZ, although the book definitely had its inaccuracies

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The military did actually manage to learn and fight back

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Not in the movie though. They were just fucking stupid

raven stone
# opaque coyote Channel your inner bayformers

I mean I would definitely play a CoOp game of humans vs Decepticons. Kind of like the opposite of Darktide where instead of being outnumbered, you co-op to fight a few really fucking tough opponents.

opaque coyote
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Honestly I think there are like four zombie viruses that would genuinely be fucking awful.

Dying Light's Harran Virus
28 Days Later Rage Virus
The Last of Us Fungus
And finally

Project Zomboid's Virus

opaque coyote
raven stone
raven stone
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Starscream is an actual map condition instead of a normal spawn.
On that map condition, there is a chance that one of the Decepticons is offed by Starscream and you fight him instead.

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And yes there will be a cutscene of the betrayal.

hallow basin
spare osprey
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As the cybertron games show all too well

queen laurel
celest dome
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Tbf, Tzeentch isn't really a horde faction too

queen laurel
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If we're talking like an actual horde Transformers faction it's gonna have to go with the insecticons

celest dome
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Have that cube thing be used by the Decepticon to bolster their forces with new transformers

queen laurel
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That's a completely movie thing

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They can just make up a new powerup to power the decepticons to be honest

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They can also use the old reliable dark energy

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Dark energon

celest dome
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I wouldn't know, I never went deep in that IP

queen laurel
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transformers plots are usually simple

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Oh no Megatron got his hands on a new power source that he will use as a weapon against autobots send our best agents to stop the guy

celest dome
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Tbh I think I'd be more likely to play a Transformer game that work like SM2 than I am SM2

spare osprey
queen laurel
spare osprey
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Literally

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And I mean they do such brutal shit

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Just cause it’s robots

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IDW comics I love you

queen laurel
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Idw comics moment

spare osprey
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They cut this mofo’s MOUTH off

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And course the limbs

queen laurel
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and thanks the cybertronian biology

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Worse things can be done to them

celest dome
green loom
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Peanuts

crystal forum
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This article is worded very weirdly

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also can you imagine owning an IP like magic the gathering and all you have to do is print cards to make millions

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absolutely wild

storm jungle
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nerds will eat anything up

crystal forum
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it's not even mostly nerds i see doing this anymore. people buy card games as investments now

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hobbies must make money or something

storm jungle
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Yeah those are still nerds.

celest dome
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Not like 'non-nerd' don't buy stupid shit up

celest dome
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On monday I'll have pliers to make data cables, and finaly have good internet 💀

crystal forum
celest dome
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No, the cables are there, but only patched on 1 side (room side), but at the modem the company that installed it didn't do it, so I'll borrow one from work

celest dome
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categoy 6, for ethernet cabling

crystal forum
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splicing ethernet cables is a pain in the ass

celest dome
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I've done it for work before

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Might also do it to a couple of cables that I have laying around that are not functioning well anymore

crystal forum
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i wish you luck while soldering

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i have never been able to do a good solder job between two cables

celest dome
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Soldering whatthefuck_heresy No i'm putting an rj 45 pin on the cables and putting them in sockets

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Like who goes around soldering data cables

hallow plover
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Cat 6 is outdated tho

celest dome
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cat6 is good enough for most situation

crystal forum
celest dome
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Like I'd accept cat5 even

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Don't have much power running in the walls here

crystal forum
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at that point just install a whole fiber optic network

hallow plover
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Nah. Connectors are a pain to do and it's more costly

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Copper is king

crystal forum
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long term wise you'll be paying more in electrical costs with "high speed" copper

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there's a reason that the main difference in ethernet generations is the amount of shielding they put in the cables. so many losses in the air

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category 8 cables can only go up to 36m KEKW_ogryn

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meanwhile an OM4 fiber can reach up to 150 meters... at speeds of 100Gb/s

hallow plover
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I know... i'm just memeing

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The only reason i've ever got cat8 cables was because they were in special and cheaper than good ol' 6

crystal forum
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sorry working in telecom adjacent industry makes me despise copper

hallow plover
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I've only learned to work fiber because I don't want to wait weeks after the telecomms guys to show up when a fiber breaks KEKW_ogryn

celest dome
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We just use it communicate with energy plc, hardly need speed

opaque coyote
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Hello chat

raven stone
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Hi

opaque coyote
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So I just realized something about Jason's entire conflict

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Basically his main source of anger is that Bruce didn't kill Joker after he died.

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However, it's worth noting that in the original comic, he basically had diplomatic immunity

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The Joker was the fucking Ambassador of Iran

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Because comics.

raven stone
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...Wut.

outer wave
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Huh

opaque coyote
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Even with diplomatic immunity, Batman actually tried to kill him.

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But Superman, due to some bullshit writing, was there to protect the UN

hallow basin
opaque coyote
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So Batman literally got his fist broken

outer wave
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We should fund for a Warhammer MMO

opaque coyote
raven stone
opaque coyote
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Batman literally tried to kill him and only gave up when the Joker disappeared

outer wave
hallow basin
stuck arrow
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@opaque coyote this kills the arc for me Servoskull

raven stone
outer wave
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I do hope they get funding from a better company

opaque coyote
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Where they just

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Skip the entire Iran Ambassador Joker thing

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I do wish there was a "what if" where Jason actually managed to just

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Shoot the joker

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Although this shit is funny

green loom
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Since most MMOs blow

storm jungle
shadow plover
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Played the Rogue Trader DLC area right at the start of Act2, got half of my squad killed before they even had turns by weapon emplacements and snipers that you cannot hide from in the deployment. Will return here later I feel lockedin

arctic talon
queen laurel
shadow plover
queen laurel
storm jungle
shadow plover
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I'll be doing some 'xploring in the expanse to get some more level ups before retrying that area at least

dusk patrol
shadow plover
arctic talon
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oh this fight

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lmao

queen laurel
# shadow plover

Oh man i can't wait for your reaction deeper down the line in the dlc

shadow plover
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I do enjoy finally being properly challenged, there really hasn't been a single fight prior that requires any more thinking than "take cover and shoot whilst the meatsticks charge face first into them"

queen laurel
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Most early game fights are

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Brutally one sided

opaque coyote
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40c Orcs.

queen laurel
# opaque coyote

There's people that mistake orcs for orks outside of 40k then there's people like these guys

storm jungle
languid meadow
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I hate grummz

shadow plover
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Fucking Grummz, the dumbest mother fucker around

storm jungle
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Legit one of the few people id consider a complete piece of human waste

vagrant fox
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Isn't that the guy who said an underage girl was too ugly to be fuckable

storm jungle
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Uhhh he says a lot of sexist/homophobic shit in general

shadow plover
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Among other things

storm jungle
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^

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its a lot of baggage lol

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theres a reason when you write "grummz" in gifs you get all these results above

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piece of shit

arctic talon
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oh my god there's so many

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lol

opaque coyote
queen laurel
opaque coyote
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The man tried saying Hades had some agenda by giving female characters "masculine features"

queen laurel
languid meadow
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yeah he's a grifter he barely understands anything

plush mason
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isnt he a "dev" that is literally just conning people with some concept art?

arctic talon
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idfk

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apparently he used to work at blizard

sacred ginkgo
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Checks out

storm jungle
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EXTREMELY checks out

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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Like the one PirateSoftware dude

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There's no such thing as a good streamer.

storm jungle
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Hate them all.

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I too wish i could jump at my camera and ruin my entire PC set for easy money from internet morons, but ah well such is life.

queen laurel
storm jungle
queen laurel
arctic talon
queen laurel
dusk patrol
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Not fully nude, unrealistic.

arctic talon
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ngl the way they censor aphrodite in Hades 1 and 2 is hilarious

queen laurel
glossy sonnet
arctic talon
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LOL

vagrant fox
gray umbra
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unwashed

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potent

languid meadow
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You know I was gonna post the Mortarion meme but like at least Mort has swag

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this is just sad

outer wave
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I always thought Grummz was an asian dude, not a pasty white guy

arctic talon
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He is an Asian dude

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lol

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He's from Taiwan

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he's ethnically han chinese

outer wave
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Ah okay I thought it was that white guy above

arctic talon
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as far as we know

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that is him

outer wave
#

THATS ASIAN?!

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HE LOOKS SO WHITE

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Okay I can kinda see it

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Not really but sorta

arctic talon
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well I mean we don't know his ethnic background

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beyond he says he's ethnically chinese

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and he was born in Taiwan

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lol

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I will just take it at face value because why would he lie about this

hallow saddle
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i hate that i already knew that photo is of grummz

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from hatescrolling twitter chuds

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not gonna dox him but his name isnt chinese

arctic talon
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I know it isn't

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he has a wikipedia page

hallow saddle
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its my internet browser homepage

arctic talon
#

Mark Edward Kern, also known as Grummz, is a former video game executive. He worked for Blizzard Entertainment from 1997 to 2005 and was a co-founder and CEO of Red 5 Studios during the development and promotion of the video game Firefall.
Kern is a graduate of the University of Rochester and received a Juris Doctor degree from the Boston Unive...

hallow saddle
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probably born to expats or smth

arctic talon
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lol

hallow saddle
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nvm theres photos where he looks actually chinese

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why amd i googling this?

arctic talon
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idk I think that photo is just really bad

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lol

hallow saddle
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and why does he look so un-chinese in that photo

arctic talon
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Idfk

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lighting + expression

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and the angle + glasses obscure eyes

hallow saddle
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truly the face of a chud

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u know hes about to complain at length that they changed the outfit of a character to cover 5% more flesh than before

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and thats the end of the world now

arctic talon
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huh

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you know what I don't want to know

hallow saddle
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What would u not like to know

outer wave
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I know he did that with that fuckin Nier-like

plush mason
vagrant fox
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I will never play Nier because of chuds

plush mason
#

afaik stellablade is literally just Nier with worse writing and fetch quests lol

storm jungle
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^

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Nier is fun

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Stellarblade is like... yeah that lol

arctic talon
#

Nier is very good

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Tbh

storm jungle
#

it died on release minus the porn

vagrant fox
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I don't know anything about it, but all I've seen is one step removed from permagooning

storm jungle
#

ehhh

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okay yeah thats literally it

outer wave
#

Nier has some really good moments and the music is amazing

plush mason
#

yeah afaik the protag has all the personality of a blow up doll and is literally made to be dressed in skimpy outfits

storm jungle
#

Nier is "ok" gooning, Stellar is like just gooning

arctic talon
#

Tbh the neir is like the only game I can think of where there’s more gay couples then straight ones lol

dusk patrol
#

My thing is, there’s a difference between a character being hot and just appealing game design, there’s a lot of designs which are great but I don’t wanna fuck.

And frankly I don’t need to be getting a boner while playing a game anyways

storm jungle
#

people get WAY too offended over like

outer wave
storm jungle
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a main female character not being sexy

storm jungle
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lol

dusk patrol
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Like Concord is a great example

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Of just ugly character design

storm jungle
#

Bayonetta i think is another good example

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like Bayo is absolutely sexy and filled with sex appeal

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the issue is she'd smash your skull in

outer wave
arctic talon
#

Concord is just all hideous designs

storm jungle
#

lol

arctic talon
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Tbh

dusk patrol
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It’s super unappealing

storm jungle
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its just so generic yeah

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and like, bland

arctic talon
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It’s not even people are ugly

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Their faces are fine mostly

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It’s just

storm jungle
#

its.... woke

arctic talon
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The overall designs suck lol

dusk patrol
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The woke media ruined it

arctic talon
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Lol

dusk patrol
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It was gonna be the game of a generation

outer wave
plush mason
dusk patrol
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But they stopped that

storm jungle
#

alas

storm jungle
#

Bayonetta works because shes an extremely fucking confident asshole of a woman lol

dusk patrol
#

Trust me

storm jungle
#

one of the only male characters in the game keeps trying to flirt with her and she just slaps him away every time because shes like a primarch tier angel killer

dusk patrol
#

It’s definitely not just cause I want her to wear a bikini everywhere

outer wave
#

I'll never get over the fact that Bayonetta uses her hair as her suit and for her magic

storm jungle
#

what gets me with that is like

outer wave
#

Its incredibly strange

plush mason
storm jungle
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MGS has about as many gooner moments with male characters

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you can just say you want her in a bikini

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thats compeltely fine lol

dusk patrol
storm jungle
#

ME

vagrant fox
#

Women should never have appeared in MGS

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It was my gay heaven

storm jungle
dusk patrol
#

Women were a mistake tbh

storm jungle
#

can confirm as a woman

dusk patrol
#

Adam fucked up

storm jungle
arctic talon
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Lol

storm jungle
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"Snake please look at my boobies"

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"NRGGG THIS PISTOL IS AMAZING"

arctic talon
#

I do like how Neirs creator is like extremely horny lol

outer wave
storm jungle
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AND THE ONLY TIME SNAKE GETS LAID

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EVA STEALS THE PHILOSOPHERS LEGACY

outer wave
#

Like REALLY bland

storm jungle
#

Nah yeah shes bland as shit

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literal generic white lady eyecandy

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lol

arctic talon
#

And they just admit to the whole everyone in the game is hot because they like it

dusk patrol
storm jungle
#

^

dusk patrol
#

Like dead or alive

arctic talon
#

Lol

storm jungle
#

theres nothing wrong with gooning in game design when you just admit it

dusk patrol
#

It knows what it is

storm jungle
#

boob physics

arctic talon
#

Also the whole send me “fan art” of the characters in neir

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Thing was hilarious

storm jungle
#

Helltaker moment

outer wave
#

Thigh rubbing physics

storm jungle
#

that guy

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was an actual evil genius

vagrant fox
#

I don't personally care for it, if I want to get my rocks off I google big tit on google and pull my mickey. I don't need a game for that

outer wave
storm jungle
#

bro made a 10 minute game and broke the internet

arctic talon
storm jungle
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Shes a character from MGSV

outer wave
storm jungle
#

Shes a superpowered sniper in a bikiini

vagrant fox
#

a women who gets set on fire and has to wear a bikini afterwards

storm jungle
#

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT

arctic talon
#

9s and 2b I think are the only straight couple in neir automata

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I think lol

vagrant fox
#

first damn thing I did was put clothes on her

arctic talon
#

And they’re not even really a couple

dusk patrol
#

I assure you, it is vital that she is wearing a bikini

arctic talon
storm jungle
storm jungle
#

Ocelot fucking says

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"we tried putting clothes on her, she resisted"

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💀 NAH FAM

vagrant fox
#

it is vital you play in the rain with quiet

storm jungle
#

I legit love that cutscene

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like its both gooner

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but also very wholesome

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somehow lmao

plush mason
arctic talon
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It’s just someone having fun in the rain

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Smh

dusk patrol
#

Very important scene

dusk patrol
#

Super vital we have this

storm jungle
#

the gooners at the back are killing me

dusk patrol
#

Worst part is

arctic talon
#

Lol

dusk patrol
#

It’s not a cutscene

vagrant fox
#

I stopped letting her on my helicopter when she kept showing her breasts in my face

storm jungle
#

Well it is

#

but like

dusk patrol
#

You can look around and shit

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

its optional

queen laurel
#

And it is glorious

storm jungle
#

LMAO

#

OKAY THAT YEA

storm jungle
#

and Ocelot is on the side like

#

"man i wish i was in there with snake instead"

#

😭

storm jungle
#

yep lol

vagrant fox
#

dog I just wanna be gay for Big Boss, even if he is fake. Get these women outta here

dusk patrol
#

Actual clothed outfit is much better

storm jungle
#

i mean

#

its the XOF uniform

dusk patrol
#

She’s also insanely broken in the game

storm jungle
#

can confirm

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you give her that 50. cal sniper

dusk patrol
#

Like you can clear whole areas with just her

storm jungle
#

say "cove rme"

#

she kills a entire base herself

dusk patrol
#

She has so many insanely useful abilities too

plush mason
#

i prefer my soldiers to look like actual soldiers in games

dusk patrol
#

Gay

vagrant fox
#

Either everyone has their ass out or noone does

storm jungle
#

well yes of course its gay

#

its MGS

arctic talon
#

Now she’s normal

dusk patrol
#

But yes it’s cringe

storm jungle
#

fucking love these dudes

dusk patrol
#

Also when you’re in the chopper with her

storm jungle
#

SHE POSES

#

ALL HER ASS AT YOU

plush mason
arctic talon
storm jungle
#

EVEN WHEN YOU DONT LOOK AT HER

dusk patrol
#

Yup

storm jungle
#

I memorized it

dusk patrol
#

Poor Pequad

storm jungle
#

for ummm

#

research

arctic talon
#

Can I post naked Raiden Dilara

#

Or no

storm jungle
arctic talon
storm jungle
dusk patrol
#

Dude has to just keep thinking “eyes up front eyes up front”

storm jungle
#

so go ahead

arctic talon
#

I need to flashbang the MGR people

storm jungle
#

do it

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destroy them

arctic talon
#

With Raiden ass shot

vagrant fox
#

go on then

plush mason
#

talking like Jet Stream doesnt have the biggest ass in cybor history

vagrant fox
#

I've been flashbanged by so many slutty slutty Resident Evil Leons

storm jungle
#

NOOO

#

THE MGS SERVER

storm jungle
#

REMOVED THE NAKED SPINNING RAIDEN EMOTE

arctic talon
#

LOL

storm jungle
#

the fact that you can catch a cold too

vagrant fox
#

peak gameplay

storm jungle
#

and sneeze and alert the enemies

storm jungle
#

least horny MGS boss

dusk patrol
#

There are contenders

storm jungle
#

once you "break" free

arctic talon
storm jungle
#

if you get spotted you can head-

#

YEP BACK THERE

#

if a guard comes in

#

he will stare at you, and go

#

"I wish I had that."

#

💀

#

fuck sakes

#

no wont convince me this twink is packing

storm jungle
#

its legit peak

arctic talon
#

MGR is not nearly homo erotic enough

storm jungle
#

almost

arctic talon
#

Is the biggest issue

storm jungle
#

Sam doesn't lick Raiden's suspiciously white blood off his sword

#

unlike Vamp the Chad

arctic talon
#

If MGR was mainline

#

Raiden absolutely would have fucking straddled monsoon while shanking him

#

LOL

storm jungle
#

LMFAO

arctic talon
#

AM I WRONG????

storm jungle
#

well Monsoon does that to you instead

#

so i guess it works????

arctic talon
#

Doesn’t count

arctic talon
#

Smh

storm jungle
#

you will get the shit beaten out of you afterwards

plush mason
dusk patrol
storm jungle
#

the worst part is

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it legit works

dusk patrol
#

We are simple creatures

arctic talon
storm jungle
vagrant fox
#

a russian tuant

storm jungle
#

anyway enjoy being gay chat, its almost 6 at night im going to bed lol

arctic talon
#

Good night

dusk patrol
#

Man was not equip to witness such things

vagrant fox
#

yes, time to dream about Big Boss

arctic talon
#

Do you think I caused Nameless mental damage

#

With naked Raiden

dusk patrol
#

Have a good night

arctic talon
#

Don’t let big boss bite

dusk patrol
#

You can’t stop this snake

#

I will have my smooches

queen laurel
#

He can handle it

plush mason
arctic talon
#

Shame

sly ivy
#

What is all this shit in chat

#

Is this the ~ gay agenda ~

plush mason
#

lmao

sly ivy
#

No homo no homo

#

Whew saved by a hair from being gayed

opaque coyote
#

"This is clearly Reed Richard's fault."

#

Y'know the funniest part of this entire thing is that his scar genuinely isn't that bad.

#

Also this is like the page afterwards

dusk patrol
#

I think thats the joke

tough magnet
#

"Brothers! Sons of the Emperor! Today, we stand upon the precipice of war, and beyond it—glory or death! The foe gathers before us, a tide of filth and heresy that dares to challenge the might of the Imperium! Let them come! Let them break against our steel, let them shatter upon our resolve! For we are the Emperor’s wrath made manifest!

"No fear! No hesitation! Only the cold fury of righteous vengeance! We have bled across a thousand battlefields, endured the storm of war, and emerged unbroken! They think they can best us? They think we are mere men? No! We are Space Marines! We are the Angels of Death!

"For every fallen brother, we shall take a hundred of theirs! For every wound, we shall answer with devastation! The Emperor watches, and He shall know His sons are faithful! So raise your bolters high, sharpen your blades, and let them hear the roar of warriors who shall not fall, who shall not yield, who shall know victory! For the Emperor! For the Chapter! FOR GLORY!"

green loom
sacred ginkgo
green loom
#

I sure hope "100 for 1" isn't a reference smilecat

outer wave
#

Is that a reference to something?

#

Doesnt look like that quote comes from any book from what I could google search

green loom
#

Franz Böhme

outer wave
#

Oh

green loom
#

I mean it's a common enough "let's go!!" Speech phrase TBF so I hope it ISNT a reference KEKW_ogryn

outer wave
#

Highly specific reference to make honestly

#

Also on an account thats been sitting on this server for 8 years?

#

Why now?

green loom
#

No the first date is when the account was made

#

Join date is the second oen

outer wave
#

Oh right my mistake

#

If he mentioned taking 50 for each wounded, yeaaah that might be a reference to something

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

He scarred himself and then stuck the mask on

#

because his face was "ruined"

rose thorn
#

Ah

#

He did get more bitches with the mask tbf