40k-lore-chat

[queen laurel]

yeah NA relies on its flexibility and industry

weapons armor they make a lot of stuff

[median star]

so is their american or asian equivalent in trench crusade or this europe only

[queen laurel]

And their squads could be outfitted in many roles that while they don't excel at it they do a good enough job

[dusk patrol]

America was never colonized

[storm jungle]

^

[storm jungle]

its just empty land

[storm jungle]

this is largely focusing on Europe/Middle-east

[dusk patrol]

There might be stuff there but we don’t know

[storm jungle]

it will prob get expanded later as the setting grows

[median star]

and no asian

[storm jungle]

remember its in its baby steps rn

[dusk patrol]

They’ve talked a little bit about other factions and stuff

[queen laurel]

yeah these guys are incredibly flexible

[storm jungle]

for now probably

[dusk patrol]

But they’re starting focused on these core factions

[storm jungle]

they'd be fools not to tap into asia around this period

[queen laurel]

yeah a japanese faction i wonder how they will execute

[storm jungle]

again baby steps

[queen laurel]

yeah it's also again in baby steps

[storm jungle]

Considering how they did ottomans im not expecting much

as long as it looks cool it will sell

[median star]

has it got far enough to encompass rus or svandinavian

[queen laurel]

Yeah they might employ yokai or some shit

[dusk patrol]

They briefly mention other areas but

[storm jungle]

100%

[dusk patrol]

It’s nothing big

There’s not a ton of lore

[storm jungle]

Eastern stuff has wild demonic mythical lore

lol

[dusk patrol]

There’s six factions and half are hell based

[queen laurel]

for now yeah

they are still cooking

[winter vessel]

A point my friend made out with both the Forces of New Antioch and the Iron Sultante is that the former seems more of a versatile army in a one to one fight. And the latter is more specialized

[dusk patrol]

They’ve talked about idea for a Vlad the Impaler Holy Vampire dude

[dusk patrol]

The point of NA is they’re elite across the board and have better gear for everyone largely

[storm jungle]

Yeah the thing is the setting needs to make more money for it to expand/diversify its range. Its how stuff like Warhammer did it, you kinda need to adapt, create and change with the times accordingly.

[dusk patrol]

While the other factions have much harder hitting elites but not as solid troops in general

[storm jungle]

at the moment Trench C. isnt even that old yet

[dusk patrol]

They’ve already said they’re not super concerned with expanding out right now and are focusing on just doing these factions for now

[queen laurel]

yeah and they decided to take this setting in the history as an alternate history setting

and in this climate that can be a very very very risky move

[winter vessel]

That really is the smart choice instead of spreading to thin

[storm jungle]

its not really that

[median star]

even then they could pull a rogue trader and completely change everything once it looks like its settled

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[winter vessel]

Plus it leaves more of its world to speculation

[storm jungle]

I doubt they are dumb/white guy enough to do anything racist

probably

[dusk patrol]

They’re just a small group

[storm jungle]

lol

I have PTSD from White Wolf so

[queen laurel]

let's see how deep they are on the warhammer genetics

[dusk patrol]

They’re a bunch of veterans of this industry, they’re working slow

[storm jungle]

Im just glad they told the worst parts of the 40k fandom to fuck off

[winter vessel]

Interesting enough, I got a co-worker who’s Israeli that wants the Hebrew Knights to be more official for this

[outer wave]

When the wolf is white:

[storm jungle]

one of the best things they've done tbh

[storm jungle]

man World of Darkness lore back in the day was wild

dont ask what codex/rulebook they made for Romania....

[outer wave]

I'm not super familiar with WoD lore, just mostly from the Hunter the Parenting

And any comments underneath those videos

[queen laurel]

yeah that was great, and a few days of the discord server i already saw someone in general chat use a slur

immediately got banned of course

[storm jungle]

It was basically a case of bad racist content done by ignorant western developers

[winter vessel]

The recent episode for that was fun

[storm jungle]

and im talking like bad

even Alfabusa acknowledges it in his lore video

[outer wave]

It was!

[storm jungle]

like

😭 😭 😭 😭

[outer wave]

How bad? Pygmy levels of bad?

[storm jungle]

NAH BRUH

[outer wave]

Oh

[queen laurel]

ah average racism

[storm jungle]

They basically kinda streotyped a lot of cultures for Vampire/Werewolf stuff, like it got so bad the studio got borked at one point

[winter vessel]

It kinda feels bloated with the amount of various mythology and theological references

[vagrant fox]

There's also the classic entry, The Shoah

[storm jungle]

^^^^

theres a reason I ignore shit like Mage

stupid af

[outer wave]

There's a ton of games from them yeah

Mage, Werewolf, Vampire, Hunter

[winter vessel]

Like, when I first got into it I went “this just feels like a high fantasy SCP”. Which wasn’t the best case for me but, that’s the conclusion

[storm jungle]

Yeah its mostly just bad ignorant "uhhh" moments, it caught to White Wolf in the end and the setting is where it is now playing things more "safely"

[median star]

i only condone racism against tau and aeldari

i lied

[storm jungle]

World of Darkness is much better when you remove Mage from the equation

[median star]

all xenos

[storm jungle]

then it just becomes Hellboy

whos mythos is pretty good

[winter vessel]

Heheh boy

[gray umbra]

Mage is a meme

[storm jungle]

Mage is so bad

[outer wave]

But mages are cool.....

[storm jungle]

i legit hate it

Yeah uh

go read mage lore first

then come back

[outer wave]

That bad, eh?

[storm jungle]

its just like Disciple said

its too much and too confusing

[vagrant fox]

Mage is certainly, you know, interesting

[gray umbra]

Your campaign will end up in you breaking the universe somehow

[storm jungle]

^

like uh

imagine playing Dark Heresy in 40k

then just 5 Emperors show up

and break the entire planet

and your reality

or turn you into chairs

its like "wait what"

its very stupid

[dusk patrol]

Not enough constraints on the powers and stuff

[storm jungle]

^

Its way too wild

[gray umbra]

Yeah mage is way too op

[dusk patrol]

There’s a reason most magic systems end up with you throwing some fire around and a little telekinesis

[storm jungle]

^

World of Darkness is like Warhammer if nobody in the writing room went

"Hey can we maybe not add this in?"

[celest dome]

Changeling was interesting to play, but Vampire and Hunter are the best to play in

[storm jungle]

Including anything offensive or dumb concept wise.

[storm jungle]

100%

[vagrant fox]

I'd like to try demon some day, but no one plays demon

[storm jungle]

i like how Hunter the Parenting does it as well

but the Mage shit in it puts me to sleep

[celest dome]

I've played Mummy, I really did not enjoy it though

[storm jungle]

LOL

Yeah thats setting-accurate mummy

💀

[gray umbra]

I played medeival owod and played a tzimisce knight

[storm jungle]

my man

[gray umbra]

Slapped some peasants arm onto his nose

[winter vessel]

Watching it with a friend. When it came to the Garou reveal he went “at this point it’s lucky if they even survive, forget fighting it”

[gray umbra]

Was fun

[storm jungle]

Werewolves are cracked in WoD

they are like

[vagrant fox]

Come to think of it, is Exalted a magelike? I'm not sure actually

[storm jungle]

a space marine tier threat to put it to comparison lol

but also can use magic

its wild as fuck (no pun intended)

[winter vessel]

And going melee against a werewolf to? Nutty

[storm jungle]

Yeah you are dead

[celest dome]

We played a long campaign of Hunter, where each of our characters started as shop keepers, and we got upgrades.
So I had a Florist, that became a Luciferian iirc

[storm jungle]

look at what it did to poor Giles

D barely even bought her off

[storm jungle]

as Alfabusa said

it works great when your character is an average joe thrust into the supernatural world

it always executes concepts like that in a fun manner

[celest dome]

Ye, have them on the brink of the mundane/supernatural

When I was the GM, I had the whole campaign set in the Uni I was working in, and where the player either had studied or were studying in, so that was nice too

[storm jungle]

Baaased

Mine had something similiar, my character was also just me atm aka a uni student lol

[celest dome]

Had access to all the buildings schematics (as i had to update most of them 💀)

[median star]

i dont know if it equates but in a dnd campaign once our party unintentionally ran into dracula rest of the party tried to attack i rolled lowest initiative after seeing them all get basically one shot tried my luck at bargaining my way out became friends

[storm jungle]

Lmfao

[winter vessel]

Trying to remember what I did. Something between a college student scoffing at Middle Age lore when it came to the Knightly orders, since his family was in association with the Knights of the Temple of Solomon

Granted I was going through an Assassins Creed phase at the time

[storm jungle]

I do like the "how much lore do you know" skill picking on the WoD character creator, its very neat.

I remember me picking like 4 dots for my girl where she knows enough about garou/werewolves that she might be in danger from it 💀

[crystal forum]

so what about air units

does this setting have blimps, planes, fucking kites?

oh the topic isn't TC anymore

[storm jungle]

[dusk patrol]

Yes

The church has a space program

[wintry scarab]

What the hell is that Avowed game. I keep seeing it everywhere and ive literally never heard of anything about it before it came out. Literal psyop game

[green loom]

Pillars of Eternity setting game made by Obsidian

Pretty okay from what I hear

[wintry scarab]

Its probably because ive just havent heard anything about it but its reminding me of that dragon age game that recently came out. Same psyop vibes.

[green loom]

It's similar in that it isn't groundbreaking

All I've gathered

If you see people complaining about very passionately, they're probably grifters and have to be dramatic to make money

[wintry scarab]

I guess people seem like it

[green loom]

Yeah as I said solid game

[glossy sonnet]

I cant tell these days

So many people are always complaining and biased by "woke" things you cant tell who is giving a proper accurate review and who isnt

[green loom]

It's not hard, just adopt the mindset of seeing for yourself

[glossy sonnet]

i just want an honest game review

[green loom]

If they're yapping about "woke" it's pretty much a safe bet to discount their opinions as controversy bait

[glossy sonnet]

yes, that is usually the case

[green loom]

Angry Joe isn't so bad in terms of reviews, pretty loud though because brand
SkillUp is good if you're looking for gameplay from what I've read but he has a combined 3 braincells so you can never trust him for story

Jarekthegamingdragon and mandalore are neat tho I think both barely cover newer stuff

I like CohhCarnage also

[crystal forum]

i like sseth

i enjoyed many of the games he reviewed

[green loom]

If you like pseudo video game history documentaries on obscure eastern European games Warlockracy is great

[crystal forum]

sometimes i wish darkwood remained obscure since i've been procrastinating doing videos about it since 2017 and now i'm too late

there's hundreds of videos

all TRASH

[wintry scarab]

To this day i remember 2 reviews that disappointed me to the extreme. One was skillup review of cyberpunk before it came out (he downplayed the buggs so much) and another one was hiddenxperia on the halo infinite campaign (he said it was very good. It was not.)

[crystal forum]

jacob geller makes fantastic review videos that are way too good and passionate for the games they're about

[green loom]

Never trust anything until you've seen for yourself

[crystal forum]

whenever i try the games he reviews i'm always so disappointed

but his videos are amazing

[green loom]

Also rule of thumb, if someone is a fan it will generally be a LOT better for them just because it's part of X title

Like how most 40k games are touted by the fandom en masse but are mostly all just okay

[crystal forum]

i feel like the fandom clings way too hard to SM2 being amazing purely because they dont think it's woke

[green loom]

SM2 is the most alright game I've ever played

It is plain vanilla ice cream

[crystal forum]

it's honestly only a bit above mid but that's compared to other 40k titles

[wintry scarab]

To this day im super happy about sm2. mainly because i was going into it thinking "this is going to be the biggest piece of shit ever" and it was really fun.

[crystal forum]

darktide is so much better quality wise alone without even looking at gameplay

[green loom]

Content wise too

SM2 is so absurdly safe

[glossy sonnet]

sm2 is overrated imo

[green loom]

Very much so

It's not bad by any means

[glossy sonnet]

thats how i'd put it yeah

[green loom]

But hardly amazing or debatably good

[crystal forum]

i enjoy the sounds, art and gunplay of darktide so much more

it feels so much more brutal

[wintry scarab]

Its just a normie game imo. And there isnt anything wrong with that

[crystal forum]

the killing animations in SM2 get boring quick

[green loom]

It's a normie game with none of the good stuff in normie games

Aka consistent content

[glossy sonnet]

thousand sons were so boring to fight cause they all only had like 2 finishers

I rarely ever sm2 now

I think my performance is also getting worse every update

[crystal forum]

i rarely play it too

[green loom]

The gunplay is passable although almost everything is weak as piss, it looks cool but you don't get many maps
And the story is so, so painfully milque toast

[crystal forum]

meanwhile i come back to darktide way more often

[outer wave]

Never played SM2 but from what I saw, yeah it's like 2 or 3 finishers

[green loom]

There's like a single reference to the imperium even existing

[glossy sonnet]

i havent played too much of darktide, but I definitely enjoy it more

[wintry scarab]

Why did they think it was a good idea to go with thousand sons! They are literally the most boring thing to fight ever.

[crystal forum]

i could play darktide only for the gore

[glossy sonnet]

Too focused on finishing rogue trader

[green loom]

Darktide's core gameplay is a honed version of vermintide, which is already super good

[glossy sonnet]

I wouldnt mind fighting the thousand sons if they had actual variety and more magic stuff, not just tons of rubrics

Not a single daemon of tzeentch

[green loom]

And also most of the guns do things

Unlike in SM2 where you have like 5 guns that are worthless garbage and 2 that do anything

[crystal forum]

somehow you feel weaker as an astartes in SM2 than as a zealot in darktide

[glossy sonnet]

Comparing the boltgun between darktide and sm2

[queen laurel]

yeah you can run the most considered garbage weapon in Dark tide and you would still find A use for it

[glossy sonnet]

You'll see a crazy difference

[crystal forum]

if the game was going for power fantasy i did not feel that in SM2

maybe if i played on easy

[glossy sonnet]

my bolter in sm2 is like an airsoft gun

in darktide its a proper .75 cal cannon

[queen laurel]

primary weapons syndrome unfortunately

[crystal forum]

and we can assume SM2 wont get the glow up that darktide got

just more skins

[queen laurel]

when was their last update anyway

they are like slow on

Getting new things in the game

[spare osprey]

Pretty recently

[glossy sonnet]

recently with the datavault update

which really just added skins and a new enemy

[spare osprey]

And they’re pretty consistent tbh

Way more than darktide

[glossy sonnet]

They're consistent but its nothing really that cool

Its just skins

[spare osprey]

New multiplayer map

New difficulty

[glossy sonnet]

Oh yeah, those were good

[queen laurel]

Yeah they need to add more new things to keep the players locked down like new admissions

[crystal forum]

the difficulty that was supposed to be there at the start?

[spare osprey]

Just got the volkite last update

[queen laurel]

How many missions is the game currently have

[spare osprey]

No

[wintry scarab]

I dont get why people act like sm2 is "dying". I keep getting vids about that and you can just tell that the people saying that arent darktide players lol

[spare osprey]

They’ve added 2 extra difficulties

With rewards for actually competing them

[glossy sonnet]

its not dying but its definitely dropping in popularity

[spare osprey]

The game’s doing pretty good

[glossy sonnet]

but its very very much alive

[green loom]

Easy topic for drama

[crystal forum]

it's still mid

i dont care about popularity

[spare osprey]

I would disagree

But I play with friends so that’s a unique situation ig

[green loom]

Any new game releases, you wait like 2 months for the initial wave of players to lose interest in playing flavour of the month title but still pay attention to it, make videos about how it's "dying" despite having super healthy player counts

[crystal forum]

a game having 1 player or 10000 does not affect how i feel about it unless the presence of players is required to play

and the multiplayer still sucks ass

[glossy sonnet]

I think the multiplayer is ok

[crystal forum]

the pvp

[glossy sonnet]

Just bare bones

[crystal forum]

the coop is where i got most of my fun

[wintry scarab]

I think the pvp is fun. Its a simple and fun

[crystal forum]

i wish they put all their time into that instead of doing a half assed pvp

[glossy sonnet]

I got bored of the co-op

Too repetitive

Same thing every time

Pvp at least had some more variety

[crystal forum]

dilara's enjoyment from SM2 came from all the memes she clipped

[storm jungle]

Not wrong

Im just glad the hype of the game is gone now. Genuinely one of the most obnoxious releases ive seen in awhile.

[queen laurel]

me when an enemy makes anti-magical force field and i shoot him with an energy gun that uses science instead

[crystal forum]

it was made worse by coinciding with the femstodies bullcrap

[storm jungle]

Yeah that too. Like i had a good 100 hours out of the game before getting bored by it but man like

fuck off lol

[queen laurel]

same shit same shit

[crystal forum]

we did it guys, we won the culture war

[storm jungle]

real

[crystal forum]

we can now enjoy things

[storm jungle]

also i remember them getting mad because one of the writers was trans or something? Which is like what the fuck does that have to do with anything

[crystal forum]

that was before it was even released ye

[storm jungle]

Yeah that.

Its a perfectly 6 or 7/10 game.

[spring cairn]

they made changed the story's gender

[storm jungle]

nahhhhh

😭

[spring cairn]

libereals

their genrsds 🤣

[queen laurel]

shame people can't understand that that score is still good

[storm jungle]

its okay they at least didnt make Nozick or that other techpriest non-binary

whew

[queen laurel]

like it's nothing ground breaking but like

it does its job it delivers

just a bit bland

[storm jungle]

Its a perfectly early mid 2000's game yeah

[queen laurel]

Ah yes the game of all action go to this point kill moment

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/marcus-fenix-fortnite-gears-of-war-dance-emote-gif-26121914

related footage

[crystal forum]

i wish it was 2000's level good

[storm jungle]

LMAO

Not wrong.

inb4 "SM1 wasnt much better either on the plot department"

[crystal forum]

that level of AAA quality aint happening anymore

[storm jungle]

Unfortunately games gotta make a bigger splash = money

otherwise all effort kinda goes to waste

people want more HD graphics, more HD cutscenes, more everything

[crystal forum]

it's why i mostly play indie these days

[storm jungle]

yeah same, i like my pixelated graphics

[crystal forum]

playing dwarf fortress on my 4070 super

[arctic talon]

SM1’s plot was lowkey better

Then 2 lol

[vagrant fox]

it wasn't but the game was better because the bolter worked and Grimskull was there

[queen laurel]

if only games like hi-fi rush were the standard

amazing gameplay while not caring to look realistic and has an amazing art style

[storm jungle]

I had like

[queen laurel]

if you want to go for a super realistic game it's not a bad thing but like

[storm jungle]

so many friends asking me "what the fuck even happened in this game"

[crystal forum]

with where the PC market is going i feel games will start to slow down on the graphics bullshit

[queen laurel]

Bro the entire pipeline is literally the same but like when chaos invaded you still fought the orks

[crystal forum]

GPU's are luxury items now

[queen laurel]

hell the boss fight with grim skull was fun

and he had character

How the hell did they make the generic story structure even more generic and boring

[storm jungle]

I dont know honestly

at least Galadriel was hot i guess

i mean Gadriel whoops

[arctic talon]

Space marine 2?

Uh

They kill shit

[crystal forum]

i think the choice to have nids is a major factor since it's nids

[arctic talon]

They kill nids

[crystal forum]

maybe if they had orks instead

[arctic talon]

Then the nids disappear from the plot

[storm jungle]

Regarding the bolter comment lol

[arctic talon]

For no reason

And then chaos

And immurah wants to like

[crystal forum]

they change planet or smth i dont remember

[arctic talon]

Take over the planets ig

[storm jungle]

Imurah hard carried ngl

[arctic talon]

And then he fucking dies

Imurah’s VA went hard

[storm jungle]

dude

[arctic talon]

I’m ngl Titus lowkey had the worst voice work

In the entire like main cast

[storm jungle]

when Imurah Abi shows up and like, poses to land on his disc

[arctic talon]

Of characters

[storm jungle]

my friend was going

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

[arctic talon]

Excluding the nids

[crystal forum]

i guess my 10000th mission to blow up the oil fields killed the last tyranid

[arctic talon]

Since idk if they have voice actors

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

[arctic talon]

Lol

[storm jungle]

Dont forget uh

blowing up 1 capillary tower

good job guys

we saved the planet

[arctic talon]

But Gadriel and I forgot his name

Have way better voice work

[spring cairn]

it was Hive Fleet tesco they only had 1 tower

[arctic talon]

I’m not sure what the direction was meant to be formtitus

[spring cairn]

please don' make fun of them

[storm jungle]

the best way to remember Chairon's name is picturing it as 🪑ron

[arctic talon]

There we go

[storm jungle]

my friend made this joke and its the only way I can remember him

[storm jungle]

my favorite part with that was uh

jokes aside

they had multiple capillary towers in the skybox

yet we just shoot 1

even though these things are spread across the planet

[crystal forum]

this hive fleet absorbed one too many ogryn brains

[storm jungle]

Hive fleet is so stupid it insta-dies when you kill a synapse creature

too much crack

[crystal forum]

apex predator, everybody

[storm jungle]

lmao

[crystal forum]

galaxy level threat

[queen laurel]

The hive mind looking at gw request of making a specific hive fleet that explodes when the smart people die

[spring cairn]

me sending my dumbest troopers first to weaken the Tyrannid's second wave

[storm jungle]

^

[queen laurel]

I can't wait for someone to use the game for lore bases

Hopefully they aren't stupid enough to confuse the mechanic

Unfortunately they are

[storm jungle]

It has happened on my end lol

[spring cairn]

that kid with brain damage's name will be written on the wall of martyrs

[storm jungle]

LOL

literally

never gets old

[queen laurel]

Randomly

[storm jungle]

but anyway yeah its a perfectly fine game

im just glad its hype-train is over

i wouldnt mind it like i said if it wasnt so obnoxious

and like, very toxic-macho nonsense lol

[vagrant fox]

Doing solo lethal made me want to blow my brains out, the bolters suck so bad

[storm jungle]

Genuinely

[queen laurel]

Honestly nowadays i hope more people adopt that view because it's almost always

It has to be top tier or it is garbage

[storm jungle]

also like, this was pre-bolter "fix" btw

[crystal forum]

the game was so scuffed on release

[queen laurel]

Can't you just like appreciate something for being the way it is i mean it's not the best but it does it's job

[storm jungle]

never

[vagrant fox]

I like the campaign, it's fine it's okay

[storm jungle]

it definitely had space marines in it

also tyranids

[arctic talon]

Bolter porn

The game

[storm jungle]

guardsmen were there too i think

i dont remember

[crystal forum]

i hate when people say space marines are generic so they cant have good dialogue

im reading night lords book and the dialogue is light years beyond SM2

i love it so much

[vagrant fox]

I showed my friends true Space Marine power by getting guardsmen killed, when my friends tried to save everyone like they had some saviour complex going on

[storm jungle]

THAT fucking infuriated me

people were defending the ""banter"" going "space marines are like this"

no they fucking arent

the "banter" just sucked ass

[crystal forum]

it's people who never read the handful of great 40k books

[storm jungle]

^

[crystal forum]

hell even the mid books have better dialogue

[storm jungle]

its just cope

because like its also average dumbass 40k youtube comment hivemindness

"oh space marines are emotionless trust me guys"

every book has them emoting because otherwise they are kinda boring as protagonists

[queen laurel]

Honestly when people say that i just have the lucas the trickster books ready to be rifled at the motherfuckers

[storm jungle]

Space Wolves are not the best examples but even the most stoic Chapters get a lot of good moments

[queen laurel]

Tell me space marines always needs to be generic again assholle

[crystal forum]

reminded me of the black templars in the good cadia book

[storm jungle]

Yeeee i remember you reading that one

[gray umbra]

"The only thing better than a chainsword is TWO CHAINSWORDS"

Thanks decimus

[crystal forum]

"this is the wall of martyrs, not the wall of tactical retreat"

[storm jungle]

THAT LINE

LEGIT MADE ME SCREAM

I was like "Who wrote this"

its either Decimus or fucking Skibidius

[gray umbra]

MAGAZINE IN, MAGAZINE OUT

[storm jungle]

NOOOOOO

[gray umbra]

He is such a meme

[storm jungle]

Decimus is fun until he speaks with other Marines

[vagrant fox]

Decimus, he's goated

[storm jungle]

"I wager i could break your ass"

I mean guard whoops

[crystal forum]

telling uzas to shut the fuck up 👌

[storm jungle]

"No one asked you"

Too good

[queen laurel]

lore chat level dialogue

[crystal forum]

i literally thought of eternal at that moment

[storm jungle]

thats one of my favorite catchphrases for him its true

[crystal forum]

did the night lords book guy write any other things for GW

i have not seen his name on other stuff

[storm jungle]

ADB?

Bruh he wrote a ton of shit

[crystal forum]

oh

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Aaron_Dembski-Bowden

Not extreme amounts but lots of good hits

[crystal forum]

he's bald i dont trust him

[storm jungle]

too true and wise

his "latest" novel iirc was Echoes of Dickternity for Siege

[crystal forum]

is it good

[dusk patrol]

Uzas is the best member of the squad and it’s not close so it checks out

[vagrant fox]

This is true

[storm jungle]

Its good if you like space marines and primarchs being heroic

and uhhhh manning walls i guess and shooting minecraft enemy mob chaos marines

[winter vessel]

so it looks like we're finally getting the standard mark VIII helmet for SM2 via upcoming community event.

[storm jungle]

Well better late than never i guess

I still dont really like how it looks in the game

Im not really sure what it is

[winter vessel]

i'd say this one actually looks better than the other one with that weird little stub on the left for the ravenwing

i find the Mark II/III helmet the IW use looks weird

it has a forward slant curve

at least it'll be easy to obtain since i've used all six classes and gotten victories for all of em. even though i didn't touch assault more than once

[outer wave]

Decimus when he wants to decimate his battle brother's prostate

Oh dammit I meant to reply to the first bit

[storm jungle]

GETOU-

[outer wave]

NO--

[winter vessel]

upon reading the comment with space marine banter, i agree on that. mostly from experience in SM2

[queen laurel]

I'm going to slam a car on your face

[gray umbra]

I can lance a ripper through the eye at 5000 meters

Thanks sniper guy

[outer wave]

Please do

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah i forgot you're straight up weirdo

Very well then to the food deprivation chambers

[outer wave]

😔

[stiff prairie]

Who’s the largest goon in warhammer (other than slaanesh)

[storm jungle]

the fanbase

next question

[queen laurel]

Not even a joke it's just the fan base

[dusk patrol]

Half grimdank memes

“Haha guardsman would like to sexy sex sex this Eldar/Tau/SoB/Genestealer whatever the fuck draw with massive tits and ass, often badly.”

“That’s the joke. Sex.”

[storm jungle]

Nailed the holy Quadriples

[queen laurel]

Yeah bloody bastards, they can't even be bothered to tie down their characters by setting standards

Like if you're going to make a beautiful character at least adhere to the setting rules

[storm jungle]

Its not even making characters.

Its just mindless porn

[queen laurel]

Yeah always just mindless pornography

[storm jungle]

to be fair it is inevitable in any fandom

its more just im sick of seeing it lol

[dusk patrol]

It’s infested all hobbies

I miss when it wasn’t as cool to do

And there was some shame

[queen laurel]

Hey me too, like if you're going to be horny about something you don't need to parade it

You know just keep it to themselves or a few select groups of people but no

They just need to post that somewhere

[storm jungle]

I dont mind it when its tastefully done

the problem is it never is

lol

[arctic talon]

Being horny on main

[queen laurel]

To be honest your oc that is a mechanicus is like the only so called sexy warhammer character i don't mind

[storm jungle]

You'd know

[spare osprey]

It does feel weird right?

[raven stone]

40k people are hungry Horndogs.

Half of them can't even give women basic respect...

[spare osprey]

Lil comm device

[storm jungle]

Yeah it does

I THINK its because its not really "realistic"ally designed?

it kinda comes across like a toy

ironically lol

[raven stone]

Depressing truth.
cries in singledom

[queen laurel]

When you're in a sexist competition and your opponent is a warhammer 40k fan

[storm jungle]

[raven stone]

No, you are missing the key ingredient.

A Warhammer 40,000 SPEHSS MAHREEN fan.

[queen laurel]

Nah it's not just limited to the marines

[storm jungle]

I kinda wanna say its a stereotype but like

literally the only people ive banned over the last 3 years here have had 90% of the time space marine pfps lol

but yeah its not only them

i guess its just a internet thing

[raven stone]

Shame lol

[queen laurel]

Yeah i'm also saying that because i do not want to hear eternal saying do not generalize people again

Anyway yeah people are problematic

[spare osprey]

People are certainly people

[raven stone]

Yea I find myself sliding into the dark zones of heresy at times

Thankfully never expressed those times on this server

But I had real nasty thoughts in those moments.

[queen laurel]

I have like very sick thoughts but like i keep it to myself it's not that hard

[raven stone]

OK I was being too vague. Meant more "incorrect views about women in general" and less "horny"

Yea, that didn't work out well elsewhere

[queen laurel]

Oh you do not want to see what i was thinking about then

[viral halo]

Me thinking about eating an entire Chili's triple dipper

[queen laurel]

Well that's certainly a thought

Definitely sounds like something that would a obliterate a toilet

[raven stone]

Ah if only I could trade it for that comparatively harmless (to other people) hell

(Not physical harm ofc, more "not being an Internet dick" harm)

[queen laurel]

Yeah i try to mostly not engage with bad people but sometimes

[crystal forum]

everything i've been eating recently has made me feel like shit

[storm jungle]

Everyone has kinks of some sort.

Even people acting stoic and trying to act puritan

they tend to be the worst ones

[vagrant fox]

I have no kinks because women are grody

[storm jungle]

GUH-

[arctic talon]

Me when asexual person

[queen laurel]

Me and cacti share a type

And you, you have eccentric taste

[arctic talon]

Lol

[storm jungle]

Asexual people are inherently boring

so they arent included

[arctic talon]

Lol

[storm jungle]

[crystal forum]

i dont get how asexual people live and i mean no offense

it's like living without enjoying eating

[storm jungle]

Its mixed

sex isnt all there is to life but ace people can be very iffy

ive met about as many annoying as many fun ones

asexuality is also like a spectrum

[crystal forum]

it seems horrible to me but they all seem to be doing fine so i'll take their word for it

[storm jungle]

Yeah its mixed like i said

some are like into kinky things but dont like sex

while others its completely a foreign concept

its so and so

[queen laurel]

I have a type but the reason why i don't pursue romance is because i've been on the receiving end of my friends relationship holding it together

I've had to fix that s*** three times homie

It's going to be a while before i pursue love

[crystal forum]

i've met too many people who wait in vain for something to come to them

[storm jungle]

Yeah thats iffy.

Its practically impossible to never find a romantic partner unless you never try tho, especially with how we function.

For example i dont want it, so i dont go out to seek it lol

[gray umbra]

Or you become a super incel

[queen laurel]

Same here i don't look for love because well it's a commitment that i'm not really ready to do

In the future i might find one but for now

Eh this place is good enough company

Also way funnier

[gray umbra]

Ive had people bitch about not being able to find a relationship but then turn someone away because their ideal partner is a blonde supermodel

[crystal forum]

high expectations is such a modern problem

[storm jungle]

Pretty much.

[rocky gale]

Wooooow

Rude

[crystal forum]

asexual people completing every hobby in existence

[queen laurel]

Asexuals in this chat be catching strays for no reason for real

[arctic talon]

Lol

[gray tendon]

this is like you saying "sex is the only thing in the world worth living for" so if you never had sex again you should just kill yourself now??????????

[arctic talon]

People have insane standards sometimes

[crystal forum]

that is in fact how i think

[storm jungle]

I mean

dont need to tell me twice

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1143510801991348224/1165966301315997776/crumple.gif?ex=6548c5bc&is=653650bc&hm=24a78bc83033d2258b0564bebb52398cc623f08a55f18d13285e2e76367d34b9&

[gray tendon]

😂

[arctic talon]

The rag doll

[queen laurel]

Also classic lore chat, half life scientist an iron jaw, raccoon and a guard lady talk about love life

[crystal forum]

if i had to live my life never being able to enjoy the taste of food again i'd not consider that a life worth living

[dusk patrol]

Yes

[gray tendon]

sex is not the only thing worth living for

[storm jungle]

WITHOUT SEX

[gray tendon]

thanks for coming to my ted talk

[storm jungle]

LIFE HAS ZERO PURPOSE

YOU ALL SHOULD EXPLODE, NOW

[dusk patrol]

Sounds like someone who hasn’t had any

[arctic talon]

Biologists

[storm jungle]

🌩️

[arctic talon]

When talking to animals

[dusk patrol]

[queen laurel]

Sorry but if i'm dead i can't make fun of eternal reward

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-gif-24337002

[queen laurel]

So i must keep living

[dusk patrol]

Idk you could find a way

[crystal forum]

sex is cool

all the cool people do it

[storm jungle]

lmao

[dusk patrol]

Everybody else is doing it

Well

Mostly

I do like the idea that there’s been millions and millions of years of people getting laid

[crystal forum]

just picture your grand parents having sex isn't life beautiful

[dusk patrol]

And then you fuck it up

[arctic talon]

Lol

[dusk patrol]

Imagine

Breaking that long of a combo

[storm jungle]

how many near extinction events did we have from people not fucking

[arctic talon]

Not many

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

I’d assume

[storm jungle]

"not many"

[dusk patrol]

Think of all your ancestors and how unfuckable they must have been

[storm jungle]

theres been some??? Bruh

[arctic talon]

The issue is more when people just die

[dusk patrol]

And you still managed to be the most unfuckable

[arctic talon]

I mean yeah

If a population gets to a point where the genetic pool is totally fucked

I’d count that

Tbh

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/turk-gif-10142804096325974697

[crystal forum]

i love being told that us gays can't have children like do people not realize gay people have existed in the oldest records of humanity

[storm jungle]

Lmao yeah

[dusk patrol]

I said unfuckable

[storm jungle]

DAMN IT

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-turkiye-kaan-ozdil-car-gif-19334563

[dusk patrol]

Not distilled Virility

[queen laurel]

Homie i look like Grom the paunch and as the personality and gluttony to match

[storm jungle]

Kingdom Come 2 people complaining about knights/squires having romances while i sweat looking at real life documents 💀

[arctic talon]

And they were roommates

[dusk patrol]

People really don’t give themselves enough credit for how much there’s someone out there who will be willing to bang you.

[crystal forum]

gay people only existed since the 1990's and maybe some ancient greeks

[arctic talon]

💀

[dusk patrol]

Gay people are just guys who can’t get girls to do anal smh

[storm jungle]

As a bisexual i gotta confirm this

[crystal forum]

i could get a girl if i tried i bet

[queen laurel]

I am so glad twitter hasn't discovered this place

[dusk patrol]

Probably

[crystal forum]

it can't be that hard

[dusk patrol]

Theres definitely girls who would be into the idea of getting a gay guy to “flip” or try it out or whatever

[storm jungle]

^

[crystal forum]

i can just act straight

[queen laurel]

You with a girl

That happens i have definitely seen everything

[dusk patrol]

Gross

Doubt it

[queen laurel]

You are so gay that i don't think you can even pretend to be straight

[dusk patrol]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ALkiMmQW_zE?si=6cuRsLTcuOBjD1OF

[queen laurel]

No offense but like i can't imagine it man

[crystal forum]

what's a straight thing guys do

[gray tendon]

football

[dusk patrol]

That’s gay as fuck smh

[crystal forum]

i suck at football

[dusk patrol]

Uh, compare dick sizes, slap ass

Act gay

[gray tendon]

you suck at being straight

same tho I guess

[dusk patrol]

The gayer guy friends act the straighter they are

[queen laurel]

Welding refrigerators of other guy friends

[dusk patrol]

Jerk eachother off

[arctic talon]

Uh

https://tenor.com/view/metaphor-metaphor-re-fantazio-will-metaphor-protagonist-protagonist-gif-4360373816898240160

[queen laurel]

He said straight not gay you metallic f*** head

[dusk patrol]

Kiss the homies good night

[crystal forum]

it's only gay if you have eye contact

[dusk patrol]

Uh I know smh

Seriously though every locker room is gay as fuck

I’ve been to gay bars that are straighter than my wrestling locker room was

[queen laurel]

You know what

[gray umbra]

I went to a sauna once

[queen laurel]

I believe

[gray umbra]

It was very gay

[crystal forum]

oh that's the overcompensating effect of homo

lesbians act super duper manly

bottom guys act overly fem

[arctic talon]

The average lesbian friend group meme and it’s just tony soprano gambling lives rent free in my head

I’m ngl

[crystal forum]

lesbians are like an alternate dimension to me

completely alien

[arctic talon]

Jay lore

[crystal forum]

that's just homo lore

we don't speak much between factions

[storm jungle]

[celest dome]

So like are Lesbian at war with the Gay ? Is this some Avatar kind of thing where they lived in peace till one attacked the rest ?

[outer wave]

It's Marvel Civil War but with gays

[crystal forum]

you'll find hateful people in every group

if you round up enough humans it's bound to happen

but from my experience we just dont talk to eachother because why would we?

a woman is completely foreign to me and unlike straight and bi people i'm not interest in them physically either

[celest dome]

Wait but you can be friend with them without being attracted at all

[crystal forum]

yeah that's possible

but to me personally it's just that i don't click with fem women

i get along fine with trans people i dont know why it's cis lesbians i never seem to get along with

[opaque coyote]

I love how the cultist ran away in a panic

"OH GOD HE'S GONNA SLAM INTO ME."

Semi-related to Warhammer

[sharp pollen]

lore chat is the best wiki

[opaque coyote]

• Lexicanum: Wiki is serious. Still has flaws, but at least it has a decent list of citations... most of the time.

• Fandom: Mostly taken word for word from codexes. Sometimes, headcanon is input by mistake or on purpose. Loosely cited.

• 1d6chan: IT CAME TO ME IN A DREAM, HERETIC. DO NOT QUESTION THE EMPEROR'S WORD.

Fromsoft Souls games also has a similar problem with it's wikis. There are 3 of them, and Wikidot is the only good one.

[green loom]

Fextralife try to be semi usable challenge(literally impossible)

[crystal forum]

right to left text

fucking weebs

[opaque coyote]

Also obligatory fuck fandom

Seriously every time I try to look up some wikis like

Minecraft for example

The fucking fandom page comes up first

Like fuck you I'm trying to get actual accurate information from the official wiki.

Stop fucking showing up first in the Google searches

[opaque coyote]

At least some of the comments are funny as shit

[raven stone]

Indeed, it is a wiki of both 40k, as well as touches on all aspects of life even beyond 40k at times

[sharp pollen]

yes... all aspects of life in 40k...

[raven stone]

No, not kink, but heresy of the worst sort. Like, as a straight male, going “women should xyz” sort of heresy [and I am being very polite but also vague to avoid the dreaded “m” word.]

[celest dome]

I'll be honest chief, I have no idea what this mean

[spare osprey]

Huh?

[raven stone]

Nevermind if people don’t get it :p

Not worth dwelling on

[celest dome]

Will Dilara understand it

[arctic talon]

Maybe

[outer wave]

Mate? You're talking about a breeding kink?

[arctic talon]

Her brain is rotted enough

[outer wave]

Me with my woman fetish

[arctic talon]

It came free with your fucking instincts as a human being

/hj

[outer wave]

Yeah it's completely natural to want that (assuming you want kids anyway)

It only gets weird when you wanna reduce people down to objects or breeding machines

[celest dome]

Ah yes, prime directive

I'm happy with those I've got, they're not weird

[outer wave]

I admit I got a couple weird ones

[celest dome]

One of my ex was into chocking, but she had literally no strength, so it was just neck holds

[outer wave]

That must suck, not being able to take a choke hold but being into being choked

[celest dome]

Into chocking, never asked me to do it to her

[outer wave]

I see I see

[dapper gyro]

Do you enjoy being chocked though?

[celest dome]

It's meh, doesn't really do much to me, but doesn't bother me either

[arctic talon]

Honestly ||yeah||

[opaque coyote]

Armorless T'au tries to choke out a space marine:

[green loom]

I'm guessing Mysoginist

[outer wave]

Ah that also could be it

[dapper gyro]

🧐 , I hope you play it safely.

[arctic talon]

It’s fine

It’s never too hard

[dusk patrol]

Yeah he doesn’t let me do it for long

[arctic talon]

[dusk patrol]

I’ve only had one girl who was like, actually wanting me to really choke her, and I didn’t really trust myself to do that especially when you’re in the moment. Light stuff is one thing but the last thing I wanted was to accidentally bruise her neck lol.

I can’t pretend it wasn’t extremely hot though.

[stuck arrow]

This some interesting lore

I just read someone referring to Necron gauss rifles as a "3D deprinters"

[celest dome]

We're just better general

[green loom]

Less awful people AND Image perms

[arctic talon]

I mean in a sense

Lol

[raven stone]

Well, when you have a gun that strips targets apart atom by atom…

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-cope-warhammer-meme-shut-up-gif-24598622

[raven stone]

The concept is so good

The Daleks stole it for one Doctor Who episode lol.

Well, Davros did - the so called “reality bomb”

[celest dome]

Not like 40k invented those

[raven stone]

(I kind of want to write a crossover fic where the Necrons rock up to the Daleks and Davros and be all like “yo bitch we want our weapon back”)

Ok yes 40k didn’t invent that, but still a funny image.

[opaque coyote]

Y'know, apparently Andrew Garfield Spiderman went off the deep end for a bit after Gwen's death. It's mentioned in No Way Home.

[raven stone]

…getting too into character?

[rocky gale]

He stopped pulling his punches

[raven stone]

I mean, it happened with Heath Ledger too…

[rocky gale]

No like the actual Spiderman, not the actor

[raven stone]

Oh wait we talking the character or actor?

[opaque coyote]

Honestly kinda makes me wish we got a Spiderman 3 for him.

Imagine Andrew Garfield with the Venom Suit

[raven stone]

Ah ok lol

[opaque coyote]

The character

[raven stone]

Sorry for the confusion

[gray umbra]

Andrew garfield dated emma stone for a while

And i think it went badly

[opaque coyote]

Like I have to specify the actor because y'know

[raven stone]

Fair

[opaque coyote]

They're all technically Peter Parker

[opaque coyote]

Makes me wonder if Andrew Spidey actually got the black suit and kept it longer than most spidermen

Y'know that stupid Madame Web movie that people forgot about like a day after it released?

[raven stone]

Oh that

[opaque coyote]

Some of the advertisements showed like a black colored Spiderman look a like chasing after them, trying to murder them.

It's some other lame guy who I already forgot

[raven stone]

I think that movie didn’t even have spider suits lol

[opaque coyote]

Since
A) I didn't watch the movie
B) Movie looks mid

[raven stone]

Yea don’t ask.
Lots of bad decisions were made.

Somehow.

[opaque coyote]

But honestly I had a theory that it was Andrew Garfield as a black suit spiderman

And honestly I still kinda want that

Like a longer period where a Spiderman just stopped holding back

[rocky gale]

Yea I heard awful things about it, pretty sure you can also just not watch it since it isn't connected to the MCU at all

[raven stone]

Doc Oct Superior Spider Man

That was comic thing

[opaque coyote]

Actually liked that run tbh

[raven stone]

And it…well…is exactly what it says.

[opaque coyote]

Well written, has some flaws though. Like having none of Peter's friends and family suspect something else

[raven stone]

I will be honest, knowing some bare minimums, I feel bad for Peter there lol.
Yea, nobody noticing anything off about Peter is…a stretch.

[opaque coyote]

I didn't expect them to like

Suddenly believe he was mind switched.

[raven stone]

But they should be sus.

[opaque coyote]

But y'know, at least be suspicious that Peter suddenly talked like a nerd and started doing shit he wouldn't do

Besides that major flaw, the run was generally still good

I liked Superior Spiderman

It was genuinely interesting seeing a villain be in the heroes shoes and actually change because of it

It also helped that Peter was kinda in limbo so...

And still is

I think they're reviving Gwen Stacy now

Again

[raven stone]

Didn’t they have Spider Gwen and Gwenpool?

Are they not good enough?

I liked those concepts…

[opaque coyote]

Yeah. But they're alt.universes

And also seriously what the fuck Marvel

Gwen has been "revived" before in the mainline story. Back in the 70's-80's.

It was a clone.

It was actually interesting because Peter basically had a mental breakdown

Like imagine mourning your dead girlfriend

Moving on

[raven stone]

They are doing it to please the more recent fanbase.

It’s also weird how as soon as Marvel tries to move away from Peter Parker in the main universe certain sections of the comic fanbase fucking riots…

[opaque coyote]

Getting a new one. Getting your life back in shape

And then your doorbell rings

You open the door

[raven stone]

Zombie ex gf

[opaque coyote]

It's your old girlfriend

Yeah I'd have a mental breakdown too

[raven stone]

That’s even more awkward

[opaque coyote]

It ended with her finding out that she's a clone, having an existential crisis

And deciding to move away to define herself

[raven stone]

All the better

[opaque coyote]

I mean honestly, I think the reason why people just don't like the mainline series is because it doesn't feel like it's progressing

Like up until One Last Day, it genuinely felt like Peter was growing up

From High school, to college, to being an adult, to getting married and having kids

Y'know?

[raven stone]

True

[opaque coyote]

And then they reset it because comic status quo

Peter is poor and bitch less now

Fuck you

[raven stone]

But I was talking more about the “Miles Morales replacing Peter” thing

[opaque coyote]

Oh that? I think that was in a different continuity

The Ultimate Universe

[raven stone]

Ok

[opaque coyote]

Although tbf in there, Peter actually died.

And then got revived

[raven stone]

You can tell I am a comic lore novice XD

[opaque coyote]

And then the universe got fucking evaporated

And then miles was brought into Mainline

[raven stone]

As comic universes do

[opaque coyote]

Because comics

[raven stone]

Meanwhile, I also had a funni 40k lore/codex thought.
(Note: I know some prefer lore/codex to be separate things, but I accept them as linked)

Consider the following…
(1) GSC can take 500 pts of any Guard choices if running the Tainted Guard detachment.
(2) The current Guard Codex only recognises Krieg, Cadians, and Catachans for…reasons.
(3) There is a mining themed GS cult (IIRC is Cult of the Four Armed Emperor)

Do you know what that means?
You could, theoretically, build a Cult of the Four Armed Emperor army with Krieg Engineers digging to help out…

And the greatest irony is

Krieg uniform is actually perfect for hiding Genestealer related mutations.

…and damn, I just realised, those 500 pts can be used for damn near anything

Even previously barred choices like Scions and such…

Wait nevermind

There are limits lol.

[arctic talon]

Tbh

the funniest GSC list was "where genestealer"

which was 2k points of Brood bros and Imperial Agents

GW unfortunately patched this

[crystal forum]

can't have fun in the game

[tough haven]

<100 space marines would differ

Lmao

[tough haven]

Nope, GW hates fun

Consume the product how we want you to

[dusk patrol]

It was a chapter tbf

And they were called the Invaders so they obviously had the advantage

[crystal forum]

invaders are probably the most aptly named chapter out there

what do they do? they invade planets

[raven stone]

glares at removal of 3+ saves for generic Inquisitors

[tough haven]

What’s crazy is it’s entirely plausible to go up against just brood bros when fighting GSC

[dusk patrol]

They just love invadin

[storm jungle]

What is this from?

[crystal forum]

i like them, they know what they want to do

[storm jungle]

is it what i think it is-

[dusk patrol]

Anyways, that’s why we like Path series for the lore and not the uh

[crystal forum]

they invade planets what about it

[dusk patrol]

The result

[storm jungle]

Oh yeah the Path books oof

[storm jungle]

I do like how like

the eldar beg for the marines to stop

[tough haven]

10 million eldar vs 100 of “the eldar killing chapter”

[storm jungle]

and the astartes are like

"HUH, WHAT, WE WERE TRICKED?"

"Ok we're leaving."

like alright i guess that happened

[crystal forum]

they invaded their privacy

[storm jungle]

Goodbye i guess? 😭

[dusk patrol]

“Aw man, I’m so embarrassed guys.”

“My bad ok? Really really sorry.”

[storm jungle]

It legit made me feel like i missed something, BECAUSE THEY JUST PACK UP AND LEAVE.

bros got the wrong address

[tough haven]

We do?

[storm jungle]

Yeah mostly.

[tough haven]

Lelith

[crystal forum]

they're the invaders they have places to invade dilara

[dusk patrol]

I do and I’m always right

So yes

[raven stone]

I guess the Invaders were more pissed at being tricked than the Xenos being Xenos, which is…certainly a take of the time.

[storm jungle]

The Path series is like uh indeed good for lore

the action stuff is legit hilariously bad tho

[dusk patrol]

Invading Craftworlds is so passé

[tough haven]

Despite the fact it makes eldar look like wet tissue paper?

[storm jungle]

Pretty much. Like we said, action parts are terrible

just read it for the general lore

[tough haven]

Invade a hive fleet then we’ll talk

[storm jungle]

Well-

[dusk patrol]

The Path of the Seer bit at least makes it a little better

[storm jungle]

Yeah mostly

[crystal forum]

invaders cannot attack a non planet shaped object

[storm jungle]

but like the entire series is whatever

[raven stone]

Steal Cadian Shock Troopers.
Spam sticky objective units.
win as GSC

[crystal forum]

it goes against their creed

[storm jungle]

mostly because teh characters suck BALLS

[dusk patrol]

Cause it’s shown that was the whole plan but yeah

It’s got some good parts, and then the ending comes up

The protagonists are always the worst part too lol

Outcast was the best just cause what it showed

And the protagonist was a complete shitbag

[storm jungle]

^

Korlandril is like

literally a fucking incel

"YOU INSULTED MY STATUE"

[dusk patrol]

He is literally the worst ever

[storm jungle]

"I just said the critique you asked for-"

"NO YOU SUCK"

It annoyed me because I absolutely know people like this

[dusk patrol]

And the only good part of the ending is he has to chow down on humble pie

[storm jungle]

Also getting high and passing out and realising his craftworld is gonna get attacked which made me-

[arctic talon]

Path of the incel

[dusk patrol]

“Wait, killing a Fleet Admirals son for no reason is….NOT A GOOD IDEA?”

[arctic talon]

Thank god Gav’s latest book doesn’t have the incelkin

[crystal forum]

what a shame this is probably the only book invaders will get

[arctic talon]

Good

They suck

[storm jungle]

REAL.

[arctic talon]

[crystal forum]

but they invade

[storm jungle]

Actually lemme check their lexi

we gotta be sure

[dusk patrol]

I do like their Deathwatch Relic

[arctic talon]

It’s neat

I think their lore is just

Bleh

Lol

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Invaders