40k-lore-chat

[dusk patrol]

Iron Fathers come in all sorts of armor

He was one of the first adopters and first to cross the Rubicon.

[crystal forum]

oh wait this reminds me eternal is the iron hands necrotechnica really powerful

[dusk patrol]

But in general the chapter is happy to take the new tech and the primaris organs

[crystal forum]

you literally heal your vehicle by killing

[dusk patrol]

They have some sorts of nanite tech which can do stuff like that

The uh

[queen laurel]

so et can i have an iron hand that's basically just

[dusk patrol]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Ironstone

Stuff like this

[queen laurel]

An iron hand that has like a heavily modified power armor

[dusk patrol]

Nothing quite like that but some do their assault marine veterans get pretty wild with augmetics

[queen laurel]

shame

oh well to the garbage draft board

[dusk patrol]

Oh that stuff

Tbh that’s as much as we know about it

[crystal forum]

my plan is
ram tank into enemy horde
kill enemy horde and heal tank at the same time
profit

[dusk patrol]

Not the worst idea

Ferrus is hilarious cause he can repair the shit out of nearby vehicles too

Which is a hilarious image

[crystal forum]

here take this medkit

[dusk patrol]

Just lifting up a tank and doing some quick repairs

[crystal forum]

i was surprised to learn that iron warriors have their own iron fathers

they literally repair vehicles too

like what

[dusk patrol]

Sorta?

They’re similar yeah

[crystal forum]

but why

[dusk patrol]

They have similar legion focus

[crystal forum]

why are iron warriors the sworn rivals of imperial fists instead of iron hands

[dusk patrol]

Cause iron hands aren’t about defense or sieging

Also contrast is better

[crystal forum]

ok so if i get this right,
-iron hands praise brutal simplistic efficiency
-salamanders praise craftmanship
-iron warriors praise independence

im definitely not getting something

[dusk patrol]

Iron Warriors are not about independence at all

Iron Hands are more that tbh

[crystal forum]

then what are iron warriors

[dusk patrol]

Siege, more brutal, ruled with an iron fist

Ferrus was beloved by his legion and he let them actively argue with him an disagreed

Perturabo killed people for giving him bad news

[crystal forum]

ah ok

so iron warriors are authoritarians

[dusk patrol]

Yeah, more so than a lot of legions

Iron Hands are more mobile mechanized warfare too

Massive attacks orchestrated at once

Iron Warriors are more artillery focused and digging in and slowing whittling the enemy down

Like all legions there’s crossover though

[crystal forum]

so do we know why ferrus manus really wanted to remain loyal if he was so open to independent thought

isn't that not what the emperor was about

[dusk patrol]

He still at the end of the day enforced his choices

He just was open to disagreement

When it came to the actual fight everyone obeys orders and whatever

He was also pretty simple in test he knew his role

Same with the legion

They were made for war and that was what he was good at

Most all his inventions were to fuel the war machine

He made a lot of vehicles and weapons and stuff which could be mass produced

Upgrades to existing patterns

He had plans for after but during the GC he was very focused on just being a weapon.

[crystal forum]

so why did he not join horus on his war

[dusk patrol]

Which is part of his disgust with Lorgar and Perturabo

He hated the whining about their purpose beyond that

[dusk patrol]

Because he was loyal

[crystal forum]

did he not also realize the emperor would get rid of them if he succeeded with the great crusade

or so horus thought

[dusk patrol]

There’s no proof he would

[crystal forum]

yes but the sentiment was there initially

wouldn't ferrus be swayed by that notion

[dusk patrol]

Horus thought it because his visions

Which Ferrus would have disregarded

[crystal forum]

so ferrus was just blindly loyal?

[dusk patrol]

No one ever showed him a good enough argument to turn

Fulgrim tried to convince him but he mostly appealed to their friendship

[crystal forum]

he tried to kill fulgrim the moment he even entertained the idea of rebelling

[dusk patrol]

Horus never thought he would turn

He was stubborn and also

You’re asking him to turn against his entire purpose for like 200 years of fighting

He was the fourth primarch found

He had led a whole prong of the crusade for over a century

And for him it’s just Fulgrim asking him to turn because they’re close friends

[hallow saddle]

superhero soap opera

[dusk patrol]

There’s no reason for him to

[hallow saddle]

thats the heresy

[crystal forum]

fulgrim's arguments were shit yeah

[dusk patrol]

Basically

Horus never had good arguments either tbh

He saw visions which he couldn’t confirm

[crystal forum]

he did believe he'd be rendered useless

which is a good assumption logically

[dusk patrol]

The fall of a lot of the primarchs is

[crystal forum]

they had no use outside war

[dusk patrol]

Poorly done

But with Horus it’s super nonsensical

[crystal forum]

horus was vain

[dusk patrol]

There was tons they could do

[crystal forum]

he mostly wanted the power and glory for himself

[dusk patrol]

And it’s not like the marines would stop being needed

[crystal forum]

it's the fact that he thought the emperor would get all the statues that pissed him off

[winter vessel]

seems like self-induced paranoia was somewhat of a factor

[crystal forum]

he was very vain

[dusk patrol]

He also literally got corrupted by chaos

Like I said I don’t care for his fall but a lot of it’s hurt by how they had to rush the early stuff

It’s how it goes

[crystal forum]

i think of all primarchs, horus's fall is the most done out of real reasons instead of magical chaos energy

[dusk patrol]

I wish they could re do the early books and expand on the GC parts

[crystal forum]

fulgrim's fall is just magic sword

[winter vessel]

looks at the word bearers kneeling

[crystal forum]

i dont like fulgrim's story

actually no yeah lorgar had the most reasons to rebel

he did exactly what the emperor was setting up by wiping all religions and putting himself as commander in chief of a fucking galaxy

worship!

like what else was there going to be

[winter vessel]

if I ever had a more face palming moment in my life, is me reading Big E's approach of "getting the message across" to his pious son

[crystal forum]

he certainly wasn't father of the year

all the things he did to his sons yet he starts showing real kindness while fighting horus

the worst possible time

[storm jungle]

Thank god

I missed the 30k chat

[dusk patrol]

Anyways, let’s list favorite primarchs

[storm jungle]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA-

https://tenor.com/view/space-marine-2-death-space-marine-2-gif-12976716491498684396

[glossy sonnet]

1. Guilliman
2. Perturabo
3. The others

[dusk patrol]

And then we can do a “favorite Avatar of Khaine deaths” tier list

[queen laurel]

Angron

He's the only one i like

[green loom]

https://tenor.com/view/kingdom-come-deliverance-kcd-kcd-2-angry-discord-gif-3991301312257303779

[winter vessel]

2 and 11. Because like my sense of self-respect, they’re gone

[storm jungle]

We should instead do a "least memorable Founding Chapters" list

[vagrant fox]

Horus is #1 because he stars in the 30k cinematic trailer which is still the best thing to come out of 30k

[storm jungle]

anyway i know what will make me feel better

browsing r40klore-

*AAAAA-

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sent-flying-cat-sent-flying-gif-3754963774673109749

[vagrant fox]

get owned

[queen laurel]

Said no 40k fan that is sane ever

[storm jungle]

No no no there has to be a good post

I need to escape

ARGHHHH-

[glossy sonnet]

because women are cool

[winter vessel]

Here’s one. What’s worse, being pulled into hell and tortured by Cenobites or…Condemned to Slaanesh’s domain?

[queen laurel]

Yeah as i expected you are not sane

[storm jungle]

Thats basically the same thing

[vagrant fox]

Lets just go to imaginarywarhammer, surely it won't be full of shitty the joke is porn memes

[storm jungle]

especially since Slaanesh "pleasures" are just cenobite stuff

[storm jungle]

Okay jokes aside

its been awhile since i visited that subreddit

lemme take a look

[winter vessel]

Maybe not worse, I’d say who does it better

[queen laurel]

Oh you zog

[storm jungle]

Cenobites.

[queen laurel]

Do not post what you see there

[dusk patrol]

https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/1irr0cl/in_which_ways_iron_handss_bionics_are_superior_to/

[storm jungle]

Its their entire gimmick

[dusk patrol]

This one is

Actually painful

[storm jungle]

The one that jerks you of-

https://tenor.com/view/space-marine-2-death-space-marine-2-gif-12976716491498684396

[queen laurel]

I don't know maybe the fact that

IT'S FUCKING METAL

Which is stronger than flesh

[dusk patrol]

Everyone just lists the one stupid line from Wrath of Iron and acts like one Magos’s theory is in universe factual

[vagrant fox]

But Thulsa Doom told me flesh is stronger

[winter vessel]

I assure you, the necessity of replacing my augmented natural flesh arm with a hand mixer, was absolute

[dusk patrol]

Which, btw, is from an outdated book

[storm jungle]

Bro the top result.

Eldar dressed like whores

[dusk patrol]

Where her own theory is directly contradicted

[storm jungle]

Human necron with a woman's face???

Space marine in wraithbone

STOP THIS

[vagrant fox]

The Tau is also dressed like a thot

very cool

[storm jungle]

Thats a tau?

jesus

[vagrant fox]

at the bottom

[storm jungle]

Oh yeah

[queen laurel]

(inhales

Dilara do i have permission to skin someone alive

[storm jungle]

also a warframe character on the right

bro is i nthe wrong setting

[dusk patrol]

“Iron Hands have no reason to replace their bodies with metal, Astartes bodies are already perfect.”

Same book

“Iron Hands survives getting a fucking poisoned Dameon Prince blade rammed into his stomach because his augmetics.”

[vagrant fox]

I'm on the ttrpg server where that commissioner is active, they own a bunch of factories in China and just commission slutty eldar nonstop

[dusk patrol]

How curious

[queen laurel]

What about the slyth that's built like a porn star on the right

[dusk patrol]

It’s almost like

They didn’t read the source material actually

[storm jungle]

I also hate like

"Why do they do this-"

[dusk patrol]

And we’re just parroting shit online

[storm jungle]

because they fucking want to

holy shit, shut up

"Why do Thousand Sons use magic"

idfk because its their gimmick

[queen laurel]

Dude i'm not the smartest guy in the planet but like

There's a good reason why augmentics are a good thing

[winter vessel]

My idea for a heretic unit in Trench Crusade:

[queen laurel]

It's literally built to be better than your physical organs

What's so hard to grasp

[dusk patrol]

Like, this isn’t some obscure lore, literally every single appearance they have an IH survives some crazy shit cause his augmetics

It’s their entire identity in their rules too is their toughness

People get so weird about like, any idea that the augmetics are actually an objective improvement

[queen laurel]

Yeah also, is it one of the things literally said about them is that they're augmentics are so high quality and so well built that they straight up can physically be the most powerful astartes, able to match chapters that can grow to abnormal size like the black dragons

[storm jungle]

I dont really care if its "mean" or not shit like this is why you should always tell people upfront when their ideas are terrible.

[spare osprey]

WHY IS HE HERE

Fucking

Man of iron oc

[storm jungle]

"beat up a lychguard and stole his armor"

whats next

[queen laurel]

Kill me

[storm jungle]

makign your rogue trader use a dark angels heavenfall blade?

oh right that also is a thing

[spare osprey]

[storm jungle]

Dont ask lol

[spare osprey]

No no

I remember her

And her exodite wife

[storm jungle]

Yep

fucking Baron

and his dumbass skaven mechanicus trash

[spare osprey]

HORRIDNESS

[storm jungle]

I hate him.

[queen laurel]

Damn it web looks like i'm going to be playing shotgun roulette tonight

[spare osprey]

I so deeply hate all warhammer home brewers

[storm jungle]

Shes a rogue trader whos also an Inquisitor of two ordos that is also a mechanicus knight pilot.

???????????????

[spare osprey]

Bros see this dope ass setting

[queen laurel]

All right i'm going to stop you right there before i have a brain aneurysm

[vagrant fox]

me when I'm very special

[pine wedge]

tau bottom

[spare osprey]

And their first idea is to ship themselves with Celestine

[storm jungle]

^

[queen laurel]

And there goes my good mood from finishing my new antioch war band

[vagrant fox]

in my 40k fanfics the Tau have no ass

[dusk patrol]

Literally stronger, sometimes faster, tougher, and stuff like actual insane time dilation with some.

There’s an excerpt of one dude slowing down his perception of time so 1 second is a minute long for him, so he can watch Drukhari in slow motion.

We’re outright told their chapter has much older marines on average than any other chapter because this, they’re hard to kill and as they get older they only get harder to kill.

[queen laurel]

Yeah i wouldn't be surprised if they're augmentics can allow them to match the strength of like a black dragon marine

[dusk patrol]

There’s like three or four dudes we know of who are almost certainly at or close to 1000 years old in the chapter, and probably more we don’t

[queen laurel]

And those guys can grow to like 9 m

Because of their mutation

[dusk patrol]

Well not 9m

9feet maybe

[viral halo]

I have a genuine iron hands inquiry

I remember reading lore YEARS ago

about how they have some type of like immortal terminators or something

[dusk patrol]

Helfathers

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah i was mixing up something

They grow like 3 m

[viral halo]

That people don't talk about cause it's heretek shit or something

[celest dome]

Wait what how ?
Like the most Xenophobic regime and that

[queen laurel]

The most extreme mutations also cause rampant growth in the rest of the Marine's skeleton; some Dragon Claws stand more than three metres tall and must wear custom power armour to fit their gargantuan frames.[3b]

[storm jungle]

He just adds what he thinks cool to his rogue trader

[queen laurel]

But yeah i wouldn't be surprised if these guys would probably find their match on a heavily augmented iron hand

[spare osprey]

It’s just so annoying, especially when you’re in homebrew servers

[storm jungle]

she also somehow has space marine organs

?????

💀

[spare osprey]

You see it first hand

[dusk patrol]

But yeah they do

[storm jungle]

The worst part is NOBODY mostly calls them out on this shit

[queen laurel]

Has space marine organs but doesn't look like a deformed abomination?

[dusk patrol]

Basically the uh

[spare osprey]

NOBODY

[queen laurel]

I'm guessing

[spare osprey]

People fuckin praise em

Cause it looks hot

[dusk patrol]

Keys of Hel is a bunch of fake age tech that Ferrus hid away on Medusa

[spare osprey]

wtf is wrong wit you

[storm jungle]

yeah like going back to that image as an example

every single fmeale character

has their tits out

or is dressed like some slut

[spare osprey]

Bros barking to the most basic attractive woman in a sci fi setting

[storm jungle]

like oh my god

id legit dunk this guy's head into the toilet

[queen laurel]

Can you send me what this thing looks like

I'm already having a brain aneurysm may as well make my brain bleed

[storm jungle]

Me when generic white bimbo

[celest dome]

Maybe if people had done that we wouldn't see this

[viral halo]

Any warhammer homebrew is cringe

any self insert is cringe

[celest dome]

Or maybe because they did

[spare osprey]

The rogue trader is its own whole thing

[winter vessel]

I want to believe that his name is just “Him”, because he’s so self absorbed into his way of thinking that when he introduces himself, he’s just going to say “I am Him”

[storm jungle]

dude

I remember when he posted that on the subreddit

[spring cairn]

Except mine of course, it's awesome and very well written

[storm jungle]

half the comments were bullying him

[spare osprey]

It doesn’t look bad at first, but if you read the shit

It’s impossible

[storm jungle]

yeah the "lore" is

oof

[queen laurel]

And @storm jungle this one apparently has what space marine organs?

[storm jungle]

Yeah theres an entire second page

where it explains the lore of all her equipment

[dusk patrol]

During the Heresy the Iron Hands basically ignored Ferrus’s restriction on using that tech and opens the vaults, the tech which let them resurrect the dead was one of those.

@viral halo

There was also a lot of fucked up Dark Age super weapons and viruses and shit.

[viral halo]

Yea my character is actually a mandalorian jedi master who is also a sith dark lord and was trained by darth revan actually

[spare osprey]

Yeah it’s in the implant list and shit

[queen laurel]

All right then i'm offing myself hold on

[storm jungle]

the dark angels heavenfall blade stuff made me lose my mind

[dusk patrol]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Bitter_War

[storm jungle]

theres like a dozen of those in fucking existence

[dusk patrol]

Which they used to destroy Colchis

[winter vessel]

What in the Winx club looking ass

[storm jungle]

how the fuck do you have one

[viral halo]

The KEYS OF HEL

[spare osprey]

I haven’t seen their explanation for it tbh

[storm jungle]

There is none

I asked him in inkary's server

[dusk patrol]

Before the Ultramarines showed up to finish it off

[storm jungle]

and he just said

"i thought it looked cool"

bitch fuck off

lmao

[celest dome]

Is this meant to be a Gauntlet or something ?

[spare osprey]

😀

[vagrant fox]

I thought the weird Dark Age wacky science stuff was supposed to belong just to the Dark Angels, the more you know

[storm jungle]

its a "shield"

[spare osprey]

All the legions had at least something

[queen laurel]

Dude most of my things are hey this looks cool but, how the f*** do i have the decency of asking does this make sense for this look cool

[spare osprey]

The DA could just “publicly” use it

[storm jungle]

Theres nothing wrong with adding something because "it looks cool"

but like-

come on lmao

[dusk patrol]

Ferrus kept stuff which he didn’t think should be used at all in vaults on Medusa

[queen laurel]

FOR FUCK SAKE MY ORK IS RIDING A BLOODY MAW-KRUSHA

[spare osprey]

I’ve got a space marine that’s almost entirely augments because it looks cool

[dusk patrol]

The DA stuff was things the Emperor gave them

[spare osprey]

But don’t go breaking fuckin lore

[storm jungle]

Why dont you like

[viral halo]

Iron hands do have the coolest terminator unit ever

[queen laurel]

BUT IT STILL MAKES SENSE

[storm jungle]

give them a shard of the emperor's sword

thats lore accurate right

[spare osprey]

My chaplains all have jars of the emperors sperm

[dusk patrol]

Gorgons are great

[storm jungle]

YEET

[spring cairn]

my warhammer oc is the natural son of the emperor from back when he had sex with thine mother

[storm jungle]

Man i really wish i told baron his OC sucks back when this was posted

[dusk patrol]

There’s a great upgrade someone made to resize them to the new terminator size

[spare osprey]

I share a server with this bitch btw

[winter vessel]

Read that as SPAM

[spare osprey]

And I so fucking

Hate

Their OC’s

[storm jungle]

I dont even know them

and I already hate them

lol

like... ugh

I cant even post any closeups of that shit because its just slutty female characters

😭

[queen laurel]

Unfortunately by the way they make ocs i can tell that they will react violently like a khorne berzerker if you tell them it sucks

[vagrant fox]

In that Ordo Discordia, for 40k ttrpgs, there was a woman telling him to maybe make the breasts smaller nonstop. It was genuinely chuckle worthy

[spare osprey]

The fucking “warframe” character

Is a man of iron

[storm jungle]

Yeah I saw that like months ago

[spare osprey]

Working for eldar corsairs

[storm jungle]

bruh

[spare osprey]

wtf is this dude

[storm jungle]

UR-15 is having a heart attack

[storm jungle]

WALTER

💀

[spare osprey]

And people be “🔥”

[vagrant fox]

Sounds very cool, I hope a majority is kept secret forever

[storm jungle]

also who the fuck is that fantasy girl in the background

[spare osprey]

This shit is a gas leak

[winter vessel]

Sounds like the average child in kindergarten who plays with dolls and does pretend fights but is that guy who says “invincible to everything power”

[spare osprey]

Random Corsair

[storm jungle]

corsair

she looks like shes from a fantasy porn game ad

[spare osprey]

He likes eldar cause he can make them hot

[vagrant fox]

It's a neat idea, totally shit on in execution

[spare osprey]

I mean that one space marine up top

[storm jungle]

I guess hes doing something

[spare osprey]

That’s getting jumped

Is like

Infected by wraith bone

[storm jungle]

Also a blood raven too.

because memes

[storm jungle]

THAT idea i can get

but like, again shit execution

[spare osprey]

Exactly

That’s his whole MO

[queen laurel]

Bro thinks he's doty from vox machina

[spare osprey]

ALSO

this is one of the 2 guys who does art for the fuckin

Tau guy

With the red heads

[storm jungle]

I think I know who you mean

is that the dumbass that did a Tau abrahms?

because hes like some ex-army dipshit 💀

[spare osprey]

He is definitely not ex army lol

[storm jungle]

LOL

[spare osprey]

It’s the guy who does only human characters

Even though he write tau

[arctic talon]

My favorite tau tank fanart

[queen laurel]

Damit silence it's happening again

[arctic talon]

Is the “somebody shoot that guy”

[queen laurel]

We're talking about dumb ocs

[arctic talon]

Meme

[queen laurel]

My brain is killing itself again

[spare osprey]

It just happens lad

It just happens

[storm jungle]

I disagree

why is this a male tau

[arctic talon]

Why not

[storm jungle]

wheres my massive tits

[winter vessel]

Hah

[storm jungle]

how can I jerk my cock off to this

smh

[arctic talon]

Idk

[storm jungle]

you are suppose to say "kill yourself"

[spring cairn]

more

[spare osprey]

And if he is a male tau, where is his sensei wu mustache

[storm jungle]

LOL

shut up

[spring cairn]

and his cone hat

[dusk patrol]

I couldn’t find the Tau one

[spare osprey]

All male tau OC’s must have the sensei wu mustache

[spring cairn]

don't forget the cone hat

made of straw

[storm jungle]

Honestly

[arctic talon]

The cone hat is only for water caste

Also it’s not straw

Smh

[spring cairn]

true true

[dusk patrol]

Oh Elite posted it

Nvm

[storm jungle]

at this point tau have been ruined for me by the fanbase so i just dont care ngl

[winter vessel]

Me with any Xenos OC in 40k:

[arctic talon]

Lol

[spare osprey]

There’s a marine one too

[storm jungle]

change "xenos" to "any OC"

[arctic talon]

Smh

My homebrew is normal

[spring cairn]

except mine of course

[storm jungle]

son of a-

[queen laurel]

My home brew is relatively speaking a bit over the top but it's still within the bounds of reason

[arctic talon]

I could post the homebrew I’ve written and not get crucified

[winter vessel]

I’m just a normal human with a human bias in 40k

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-warhammer-space-marine-marine-gun-gif-15496977725661262643

[spare osprey]

The biggest issue with my fallen

[spring cairn]

i challenge this guy to go thru that hatch

(impossible)

[spare osprey]

Is the way they got to the present is kinda convoluted

[queen laurel]

Same completely i will admit over the top and have some questionable but it's not that too bad

[winter vessel]

Where my oc is just a Tempestus scion and a sister from the order of the Sacred Rose

[storm jungle]

ı dont get it

[dusk patrol]

Also

[storm jungle]

wheres the big tits

[dusk patrol]

Almost forgot

[arctic talon]

That’s a lot of fallen

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/space-marine-2-death-space-marine-2-gif-12976716491498684396

Aargh-

[arctic talon]

Will you give a tech priest tits

[storm jungle]

Uhhh

[spare osprey]

Hard a lot of fallen

[storm jungle]

do we count semi-bump as tits

[spare osprey]

I FUCKING HATE THAT SHIT

[arctic talon]

No

[queen laurel]

My ork oc rides a large monster that can stop a bane blade and he can teleport to his location with a specialized grenade and made an unstable dimension for storage of weapons and has his own personal ship and his both a pain boy and a mekboy

[spare osprey]

omg

[queen laurel]

All of this is held together with the fact that he is an ork

[spare osprey]

That’s actually the most annoying thing for me

[winter vessel]

No but I’m certain you will get this

[arctic talon]

It doesn’t make much sense when they’re like huge

[queen laurel]

But like

[spare osprey]

Why tf does your tech priest have exposed tits

[arctic talon]

Lol

[queen laurel]

How the hell is that

[arctic talon]

I don’t think there’s problems with like

[spare osprey]

And why are they so BIG

[queen laurel]

Less ridiculous than the things you have described

[arctic talon]

Boob plate lol

Because it’s 40k

And we’ve seen stuff like that already

Normal

[storm jungle]

give her your brain

NOW

[arctic talon]

No

[spare osprey]

I’ve got like

[arctic talon]

I want to live smh

[spare osprey]

5 tech priests

[winter vessel]

With a head that looks like a hairdryer

[spare osprey]

One is the fuckers from the transformers movie

[arctic talon]

What

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/guilty-quintesson-transformers-gif-25402257

[arctic talon]

Oh

Lmao

[queen laurel]

Look i would but there's nothing in there

[spare osprey]

Another is a goblin

That’s the goal

[storm jungle]

I think the most "sexy" techpriest I ever did was this

but thats kinda the point of her character lol

[queen laurel]

Smash next question

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[arctic talon]

Lol

[winter vessel]

A vex goblin

[arctic talon]

Bros pelvis is going to get obliterated

[storm jungle]

idk what a vex goblin is 💀

[arctic talon]

Destiny enemy

[queen laurel]

We've played these games before

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/ive-played-these-games-before-ive-played-i-have-played-squid-game-i-have-i-have-played-these-games-gif-7816200353100042588

[spare osprey]

I think I have their names on a chart

[queen laurel]

People in this chat have the propensity to fall in love with pelvis breakers

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/vex-destiny2-destiny-march-marching-gif-24546498

[queen laurel]

I'm noticing a pattern

Just saying

[storm jungle]

garden gnome looking ass

[arctic talon]

Lol

[winter vessel]

I’m trying to write in a word bearer oc being brought through to the 42nd millennium through warp travel time fuckery

[spare osprey]

Conglomerate is the multi brained lad/lass

[arctic talon]

Anyways who’s cringe OC caused this entire convo to start

[queen laurel]

What's her entire sctick why does she bother would like a beautiful enhancements and stuff

Anyway

[spare osprey]

One dudes bunch of em actually

[arctic talon]

Do I even want to know

[spare osprey]

You don’t but you will

[winter vessel]

They fit the category of “never interacted with a woman face to face”

[storm jungle]

I didnt think much beyond her wanting to look beautiful through the use of steel while still keeping a "human" shape.

My female techpriest spectrum is like

hot lady

or this:

[spare osprey]

Also

wtf

[spring cairn]

this is way better than hot lady

[storm jungle]

My man

🤝

[arctic talon]

Based

[storm jungle]

she will take your blood samples now

[spare osprey]

wtf is that a child

[arctic talon]

I should get art commissioned for my tech priests

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[spare osprey]

That’s just a child

[storm jungle]

in eldar uniform too

[spring cairn]

i can't i eated it all

[arctic talon]

They’re all horrific amalgamations

[spare osprey]

wtf is he doing here

[arctic talon]

Except like

[storm jungle]

uhh

[arctic talon]

The singular fucking engineeer

I’ve made

[storm jungle]

hes probably adoptd

[arctic talon]

Who’s normal looking, because they’re stuck with a guard regiment

[spare osprey]

[winter vessel]

I somehow find this more appealing also wtf it’s like a BB from Death stranding in that artificial womb

[queen laurel]

Yeah right

Still would though

[dusk patrol]

Breedable Techpriestess?

[storm jungle]

Uhhh opposite

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/really-man-of-your-talents-man-of-your-talents-really-talents-rogue-one-gif-14903960019993570617

[storm jungle]

its like reverse-breeding

he takes your blood

and grows out a clone to cut up to replace your limbs

[arctic talon]

And grows a clone

[queen laurel]

But i'm going to be honest this is actually a pretty good idea if executed well

[spare osprey]

How thoughtful

[arctic talon]

I remember this one, it’s a very cool idea

[storm jungle]

Yeah the joke is she looks like a monster but is actually a really nice person lol

[storm jungle]

Ty ty

[dusk patrol]

Sounds like I’m inseminating still

[storm jungle]

Well thats okay, she has a fucking glass pregnancy stomach

[spare osprey]

Madness

[winter vessel]

This sounds like a cool idea for a vendor in a dark MMO game

[storm jungle]

so it works out lol

[storm jungle]

🙏

[dusk patrol]

It is cool though

[storm jungle]

ty ty

[dusk patrol]

And definitely someone’s fetish

[queen laurel]

Yeah i was right everyone in this chat has the propensity to fall in love with the pelvis breaker type romance

[storm jungle]

Yeah i wonder whos

[arctic talon]

You

[winter vessel]

Like they’re very nice, but when you request a limb to be replaced, there’s a gruesome cutscene of the PROCESS

[queen laurel]

Stormcast, assassins, sisters of silence

[storm jungle]

I like all factions equally (minus tau im lazy) so i tend to try and get art of em all

[queen laurel]

Honestly at this point what

Do we don't like

[arctic talon]

Next cyberpunk game

[storm jungle]

Yeah more or less lmao

[arctic talon]

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/yikes-gif-dont-answer-the-gif-23614869

[arctic talon]

I like every faction in 40k

[storm jungle]

[arctic talon]

Next question

Not one I dislike

[queen laurel]

I know everyone likes breaking their pelvis but damn wolf i didn't know you roll like that

[spare osprey]

I don’t dislike any I just can’t get into some

[storm jungle]

I think my most recent OC commission was my Raptor

Bro thinks hes in Call of Duty

[queen laurel]

I wasn't familiar with your game

[arctic talon]

New operator pack

[spare osprey]

I mean this in all ways

[storm jungle]

real...

[arctic talon]

Looks cool

[queen laurel]

He actually looks pretty cool with a helmet

[winter vessel]

The chapter my veteran uncle likes

[dusk patrol]

His special ability is Warcrimes

[storm jungle]

Tau is the only one i never can get into

[storm jungle]

No no

its warcrimes and helping local populaces do warcrimes

[spare osprey]

Fuckin phat beak

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/smoke-r6-siege-smelly-sorry-i-farted-gif-24750669

[storm jungle]

anyway

i hate you all and especially Sigsen for triggering this OC chat

and making me see that horrific artwork

[spare osprey]

Tau, dark eldar and votaan

[storm jungle]

im gonna go end it all brb

[storm jungle]

Dark Eldar i got like one OC

[winter vessel]

Me when I hear people justify their pelvis breaking tendencies:

[storm jungle]

and its an archon for me and my friend

[storm jungle]

[queen laurel]

I already posted this, but basically my iron jaw ork mercenary in 40k with his axe scrap rippa, Ard'Gob

[spare osprey]

Idk I just gotta read their books I reckon.

[arctic talon]

I have a Dracon with an inferiority complex

[queen laurel]

Hold on let me get the image

[spare osprey]

I only wrote one thing with votaan and it was killing them lol

[arctic talon]

Ngl LoV still don’t have a ton

[queen laurel]

Fuck

Welp

[spare osprey]

They got that gav book

[storm jungle]

nice cabinet

[spring cairn]

that's a cupboard

[spare osprey]

So might as well be negative

[arctic talon]

Bro doxxed himself

See you soon/j

[queen laurel]

Yeah i'm a dumbass

[spring cairn]

do you want to see my comissar oc ?

[arctic talon]

Why not

[winter vessel]

My first instance of oc creation was in halo, for myself and my sister

[storm jungle]

selfie time

[storm jungle]

AUGH-

[arctic talon]

Lol

[spare osprey]

Anybody good with geoguesser?

[spare osprey]

Snag his shit

[arctic talon]

I’m the best with it in my friend group

That does not mean I’m good

[spring cairn]

i cropped her out manually from the poster

[arctic talon]

Everyone is just worse

[spare osprey]

I dub thee rainbolt

[arctic talon]

That genuinely sounds like agony

Why

[queen laurel]

Okay here is

[winter vessel]

Dukane sounds like someone I knew in high school but they had braces

[spring cairn]

i wanted to

[spare osprey]

ORK ORK ORK

[spring cairn]

for my ironman cemetery

[storm jungle]

based

[spare osprey]

I do like orks

[crystal forum]

did you draw that

[queen laurel]

Nah one of the artists here made it

[crystal forum]

ah

[winter vessel]

I think I had one for my zealot

[spare osprey]

Bulgur since it’s this time of the year

[arctic talon]

Neat

[spare osprey]

Tell me the story of ye

Ork

[arctic talon]

Iron jawz gaming

[spare osprey]

I’m curious

[queen laurel]

Basically going to shorten it,

He was both a pain boy and a mek boy

Make some a lot of money

But you see his old war boss was a dumbass

And after a series of failures he decided to make a new ship and dip

[crystal forum]

a mekain boy, if you will

[queen laurel]

He killed the grots that helped him build the ship by the way

And so now he travels the galaxy as a mercenary

[spare osprey]

Sounds like a politicians last name

[spare osprey]

Smart dude

[queen laurel]

Also he modified his squigosaur and basically make it into a age of sigmar Maw-krusha

[spare osprey]

Fuck yeah

[queen laurel]

And thanks to a teleporter beacon he attached to his pet, he can throw teleportation grenades to teleport this giant thing that can stop a bane blade to his location or to the enemy position

And yeah he also by the way modified his own ship as time went on upgrading it to be basically his own little base with multiple facilities and even grows fungus meatshrooms

For food

Yeah he's basically just a mercenary that goes around like system to system doing jobs and stuff

And he keeps his word most of the time unless he feels like he got cheated out of the deal

In which then he will basically kill his contractor in the most brutal way he knows

Oh he also saves people because he thinks that there's more of them he can kill more of them in the future even though most of them end up dead anyway

[queen laurel]

There you go silence that's basically it

[spare osprey]

I appreciate the agricultural lore

[queen laurel]

Well you need to reliable food in space and what more reliable than meat mushrooms that can basically grow anywhere

[spare osprey]

Fair enough tbh

[rose thorn]

lez zoggin GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[barren prawn]

if hadron is a techno archaeologist how come she hasnt went planet side and actually looked for shit

[crystal forum]

who says she hasn't

[queen laurel]

Yeah one of my most proud creations this guy is Ard'Gob the Mad shoota, which is literally an iron jaw mega boss in 40k

[barren prawn]

me

[crystal forum]

she has all her underlings do shit for her anyways

she's too high profile to give a shit about collecting lasguns

[barren prawn]

🙄 sounds like you're on the payroll

[crystal forum]

i wish

going around grabbing guns seems like a fun job

plus you just know her underlings have access to her special stuff

[arctic talon]

She has in a short story

She went to go check out the old Moebian steel foundry

[queen laurel]

That was probably her original job was

But with unfortunate unfortunate timing

You know what happens next

She basically got force into the position of being our mechanical handler

[storm jungle]

Who are you

her boss?

[crystal forum]

she's a glorified armorer now

[rose thorn]

something i realzied is like, a space marine probably wouldnt survive aos

the mortal realms is stupid dangerous

[crystal forum]

maybe a quartermaster actually

but i dont think she's in charge of that level of logistics

what does morrow do anyways

[storm jungle]

Yeah shes not

[crystal forum]

other than be lovable

[storm jungle]

shes just the head techpriest

[languid meadow]

He hits us

[crystal forum]

of the whole operation?

that's not bad of a role

[storm jungle]

No lmao

[crystal forum]

ah then just of the reject department lol

so she does just disassemble and reassemble guns all day

no wonder she's cranky

[celest dome]

Primus, basically oversee us peons

[crystal forum]

he's pretty chill for a steel legion veteran

[barren prawn]

if ogryn can teach her blessings i might as well be her boss

[crystal forum]

wdym teach

i thought we earned the right to have better weapons from her which is what masteries are

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[languid meadow]

the cycle of being trusted to not then back to being trusted

ah the true 40k cycle

[crystal forum]

no varlet you don't get the good shovels until you earn it

as she tries to block your line of sight from her mountain of discarded shovels behind her

[barren prawn]

i never forgot the pre crafting update hadron smh

YES METAL LADY THIS IS HOW YOU PUT THRUST ON A SHOVEL

[languid meadow]

just hit harder lmao - Hadron

[opaque coyote]

Apparently there's a Terminator Anime

And from what it looks like it seems to be good

Honestly having a fucking change in location to teleport into is already interesting

[storm jungle]

I watched it, its pretty fun

[opaque coyote]

Essentially, a Terminator being in Japan, a country without many guns is actually pretty interesting

Mf literally made a hand crossbow

Really wish we got to see a Terminator use like a Katana or something

[crystal forum]

terminator has an odd fanbase

it's a shame the IP has way more slop than good

[spare osprey]

I wanna see more stuff like terminator salvation from the franchise tbh

You played out the past, that story is done. Show off the actual war

Also the arcade game is extremely fun

[opaque coyote]

Salvation was interesting

It still kinda sucked but it did try something new and it was genuinely interesting for that

Although at this point I think Skynet just loves throwing people

Like the fucking Terminator Resistance game has a DLC where you play as a T-800

And there is a mechanic where you pick up people and throw them

Like I genuinely think that Skynet just loves throwing people

T4 has it a lot.

T5 and Dark Fate too

Along with the anime.

I genuinely think that it's now an inside joke among those that fucking work on the franchise

[tough haven]

What does a Ranger long rifle being fired look like?

[arctic talon]

short brief laser beam

usually some obnoxiously hard to see color

[opaque coyote]

similar to a long-las

Except much more powerful

and probably some obnoxiously hard to see color

either that or purple

For no reason other than purple looks nice

What I am wondering is where the fuck is the trigger

seriously how the fuck do you actually fire it

is it the long ass handle, does it work like a lever?

[arctic talon]

No trigger

you're a fuckin psyker

tell the gun to shoot

A lot of craftworld eldar guns lack triggers

[opaque coyote]

oh it literally works by using your fuckign mind

[arctic talon]

just tell the gun to shoot

same with reloading ammo

sometimes it just grows the ammo in the fucking magazine

[opaque coyote]

honestly an eldar video game would be cool due to how fucking wacky the weapons are

[arctic talon]

Harlequin DMC game

[crystal forum]

lightest trigger imaginable

your brain

oops i just shot a civilian again

[opaque coyote]

also would intrusive thoughts make the gun fire

like you think about shooting somebody for a sec for no reason

and then it actually fires

[arctic talon]

no

you need to actually like

give impulse for it to fire lol

[opaque coyote]

or do you have to focus and deliberately think it

[arctic talon]

its like a trigger you press with your brain

essentially

[opaque coyote]

yeah that makes sense

[arctic talon]

also eldar guns do have safeties

they're just

weird

[opaque coyote]

although how tf would non-psykers do it

[arctic talon]

you don't

non psykers can't use eldar guns designed like this

some CWE guns have conventional triggers

some don't

[opaque coyote]

i checked the deldar guns

and yuo

*yup

they all have triggers

[opaque coyote]

so basically psykers can only use some eldar guns

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[opaque coyote]

do the shrukien weapons at least have a trigger

[arctic talon]

and its not an issue for the eldar because they're all psykers

it depends

Eldar guns are pretty non standard

[crystal forum]

idk why eldar stuff is considered peak tech when it's just psyker stuff

[arctic talon]

it depends on the person making them

[arctic talon]

its Psyker tech

Its also not always psyker stuff

[crystal forum]

you can't convince me they got their stuff through science

[arctic talon]

stuff like the Prism cannon isn't a psyker

[opaque coyote]

basically, different branches of the tech tree.

The Necrons are the top of like actual material sciences

[arctic talon]

its a fucking las cannon on meth that can fire from any other prism

its like the wet dream

[opaque coyote]

The Eldar are the top of like the psyker stuff

[crystal forum]

humanity's tech wasn't inferior it was just physical focused

[arctic talon]

of any tank commander

You spot one target

all your tanks can shoot at it

[crystal forum]

shurikens are physical right

[opaque coyote]

tbf there are some psyker shit that daot humanity had so it wasn't territory untouched.

[arctic talon]

Shurikens are physical yes

also Craftworld eldar tech

isn't the pinacle of eldar tech

[opaque coyote]

but yeah humanity was mostly focused on physical shit

[arctic talon]

they have the scraps lol

same with Drukhari tech

though there's is more advanced sometimes

they also lack the best tech

[opaque coyote]

also they're made to last not necessarily to be the most powerful.

[arctic talon]

all the best eldar stuff is only usable by psykers and is either in the eye of terror, comorragh or black library

The drukhari and clowns sure as shit aren't sharing

[opaque coyote]

it's like how the best gun for self defense probably isn't a fucking Anti-Tank gun

[arctic talon]

and the Eye of Terror is uh

[opaque coyote]

[arctic talon]

not a good place to be

[crystal forum]

but why is it considered tech when i have not seen an eldar scientist

[arctic talon]

I mean they ahve weapon smiths

lol

[crystal forum]

yeah and they divine shit through their minds

[arctic talon]

they just look like this

[crystal forum]

that's artisan stuff not tech

[opaque coyote]

Haemonculi actually do develop technology.

[arctic talon]

and sing to grow a fucking gun

also yeah Haemonculi are Drukhari scientists lol

though their science is more so fucking around

[crystal forum]

im talking eldar

they just always had their stuff right

[arctic talon]

Its all from the Empire yes

[storm jungle]

A bonesinger fills all those roles.

[crystal forum]

and we have no idea how the empire operated right

[arctic talon]

well we do

[storm jungle]

We do yeah

[arctic talon]

sorta

[opaque coyote]

we have some idea

and generally it was uhhh

[arctic talon]

we have the right before collapse period

and like

the middle of it lol

[opaque coyote]

very very degenerate

[arctic talon]

when it wasn't fucked

[opaque coyote]

and also very advanced

[storm jungle]

It was basically just greece lol

but in space

[opaque coyote]

like beyond DAOT Humanity

[arctic talon]

Including the pedophilia

[storm jungle]

Lmao

[arctic talon]

I mean

its pretty implied lol

[storm jungle]

"implied" is crazy

[crystal forum]

i havent seen eldar invent AI

[arctic talon]

well

[opaque coyote]

"Bro he told me that he was 100 years old."

[arctic talon]

they do have AI

[storm jungle]

Why would they invent it

they already had it

[arctic talon]

or rather the Drukhari have it

lol

yeah

The craftworlds also have it

[crystal forum]

is AI a purely human creation

[arctic talon]

no

[storm jungle]

Not relaly

[crystal forum]

except tau

[storm jungle]

why would it be

[arctic talon]

Tau did it, humans did it, eldar did it, crons did it

a lot of eldar farms are run by AI drones

[opaque coyote]

No but we happened to go forward with it enough to backfire.

[arctic talon]

not sapient ones

but they are AI

[opaque coyote]

Necrons do have AI

but they're basic

[arctic talon]

Canoptek

gaming

[opaque coyote]

well relatively basic

[crystal forum]

what's eldar AI

isn't it just the spirit of your ancestor

[opaque coyote]

Drones and shit mostly.

[arctic talon]

Usually used for menial tasks

Wraith constructs aren't AI

[opaque coyote]

Usually just used for stuff like famring

[storm jungle]

thats not artificial

[arctic talon]

wraith constructs are like putting your dead ancestor in a mech suit

Also the drukhari use AI

[storm jungle]

its literally just robots but psychic

[arctic talon]

but its more fun using tormented souls

and fucked up bodies lol

[crystal forum]

soooo a soul

[arctic talon]

no

[storm jungle]

No?

lol

[arctic talon]

its an AI controlled with psychic powers

[crystal forum]

damn

[storm jungle]

why would it have a soul

[arctic talon]

like the Castellax Achea

[crystal forum]

so somebody is controlling it?

[storm jungle]

No

[opaque coyote]

Basically, it's similar to the Daleks.

Both have the capability to literally just disintegrate you instantly

[storm jungle]

bruh its just a robot

[arctic talon]

not always

^

[opaque coyote]

But they make the weapons just powerful enough to uh

cause major agony

[arctic talon]

The Drukhari literally invent weapons to cause more suffering

lol

[opaque coyote]

because they get off of it

[arctic talon]

the goal is to maximize agony

[storm jungle]

"wraith-drones" and "psychomatons" are the only two names we get

they were so advanced they did all the fighting and colonizing at that point in the Empire

[crystal forum]

i prefer votaan AI

[opaque coyote]

Basically just think of them as robots made out of different material.

[crystal forum]

just your bro

[opaque coyote]

That's it.

[opaque coyote]

Who are quite literally senile

[crystal forum]

votaan AI i can trust

no im talking the iron head guys

forgot the name

[arctic talon]

Ironkin

Ironkin are just your buds lol

[crystal forum]

they're the lads

they wont betray you

[storm jungle]

I mean

that depends lol

[crystal forum]

THEY WONT

BETRAY

[storm jungle]

theres no lore saying Ironkin are 100% loyal

[opaque coyote]

I mean they're sentient

they probably can

[storm jungle]

^

[opaque coyote]

just like any other person

[storm jungle]

they can think for themselves

[opaque coyote]

but because they're treated like actual people, they usually don't.

[crystal forum]

that's why you make a friend

[storm jungle]

beign friends doesnt stop anything

[arctic talon]

also the Ironkin are still vulnerable to chaos corruption unfortunately

[crystal forum]

who hurt you dilara

[arctic talon]

as was evidenced when the LoV squared up against Vashtorr

that was not a good time

Hey did you know that daemons can posses sapient AI

[opaque coyote]

friends can betray you though

like

that's what betrayal is

[crystal forum]

the ancestors couldn't have predicted this

[storm jungle]

nobody, its reality

lol

[opaque coyote]

probably not but daemons can possess ai

so

yeah

[storm jungle]

OH MAN I FORGOT ABOUT THAT EXCERPT

[opaque coyote]

Honestly, I 100% think the Men of Iron betraying humanity was just a mix of different reasons

[storm jungle]

I mean we dont know anything about what happened