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the minds are not
enough damage to a body can irreversibly destroy an engram
or transfers can destroy the engram
Ok but do they not know how to make ai?
Make em
For like
More stuff
well
they do
Canopteks can fight, build, ect.
they just require specialists to make and maintain
Crypteks who specialize in canoptek stuff are the only ones who can keep on making them and keep them operational
I’m sorry fucking what?
That doesn’t make any sense
Why would they build them like that
They made a fucking automatic star nuker
But can’t make self sustaining robots?
just build a new one
They can
other canopteks can help fix them
but canopteks also suffer from programing degredation over time
don't ask how
Precious little makes sense in warhammer it's fine
they have plasmacytes for fixing code
and scarabs for repairs
Scarabs and plasmacytes can be made by Spiders
ect.
The lack of giant mechs for Necrons make me sad
the issue is that for some reason the AI degrades overtime
I mean
Thye show up In Crusade Pariah Nexus
so uh
2024
lol
Shut up hadron
Shit up Hadron
they like em
ig
Ok also
The real reason is because egyptian mummies
Ever a lore explanation for the Egypt shit?
I just
What is the point of the Necrons right now?
I love them to bits but
What do they like DO right now?
Their goal depends on the Dynasty
the Silent King is trying to stitch the galaxy back together and reverse bio transference
Sautekh doesn't give a shit about being flesh
Why do they wanna be flesh again?
and just wants to conquor the galaxy
No seriously what’s the obsession with the flesh?
The Silent King wants to make 99% of his population not brainless zombies
also body disphorea
Oh well
is a huge thing for Necrons
I guess
Too late for that though
You can’t bring back dead people without warp shit
And well
everything is just wrong for Necrons randomly sometimes
The C’tan ate that possibility
they can't breathe, their flesh is gone, their eyes don't move
ect.
but for some Necrons they don't care
Your invincible terminators with Wolverine regen
they see being Necrodermis as being good and they just want to conquor the galaxy
Literally just build in a breathing simulation
not how that works
unfortunately
the engram doesn't identify it that way
and they can't fuck with engrams
That’s
?????????
Weren’t they just gas clouds????
Or something?
I don’t remember the C’tan being scientists
The C’tan gave Necrons the tech for bio transference after being put in bodies
As for how they came up or learned to do this
We dunno
Yeah swirling gases
Energy masses
Tf you mean they know how to make human to ai tech
Idfk
From WHERE?!

In any case the biggest engram nerd doesn’t know how to mess with them
The only thing they know how to do is shackle down and make existing engrams more idiotic
You know this is ruining Necrons for me
They are all about insane high tech shit and then
Can’t figure out half of their shit
And like the other half randomly breaks down
What
Or decays
It’s literally just engram tech
They don’t know
As for how canopteks work Idfk ask GW
They’re self sustaining
Except when they aren’t?
The tomb complex can run itself with canoptejs forever
Battlefield conditions
Is when we see canopteks start suffering issues
Since they can’t get back to tomb complexes for full repairs and such
It’s always spiders/scarabs/plasmacytes doing field repairs
Does Necrodermis not fully repair?
Oh ok
But it’s not an issue since they can make more
That makes sense
Spiders and scarabs can process raw material to necrodermis
And so can some other things
I guess just because it will always return to the old shape doesn’t mean all parts of the old shape will always be together
Yeah
The issue is if they like blast off half of some poor Necron wraiths body and then the wraith couldn’t get the necrodermis bits slightly stuck back on
Now you’re missing a ton of necrodermis
A big thing though
Can they transfer engrams?
Couldn’t you just put a engram casing in a flesh body then?
Or is it like
You still can’t feel it
They can’t figure out how to make the engram stuff compatible with flesh bodies fully
It’s like not really being “alive”
If that makes sense
It’ll work but it won’t be pretty
Like I can technically have a different blood type then my own in my body for like five seconds
But it won’t work well
Yeah
They also need to like
Remove the brain and replace it with storage for engram stuff
I mean personally I would just like ADD stuff to my engram if I was missing breathing when it was understood
So it’s just like a total mess and it doesn’t really work so it’s a wash
I don’t know why I would want pain body again
Yeah that’s what szeras is trying
He’s trying to figure out the secrets of engram tech
Based psycho
And also humans
Well he is also
Because he hates faith
Fucking crazy
How much of the warp do the Necrons understand?
I assume
Quite a bit
Because of their anti warp tech
Or is that also C’tan?
They’re pretty smart about the warp
Not knowledgeable on the exact mechanics of like psykers and how they work
But they know how to seal it up and such or deal with real space daemon incursions, Ect.
Like the warp is literally just the age old question of “what if consciousness had actual power”
Although I guess that’s the perspective from a reader
They don’t have the benefit of omnipresence
They don’t really understand how psychic powers and such work exactly since they could never study it properly
But they get the concepts and such behind it
Like they know psyker draws on warp to shoot lightning
But they don’t get the exact science behind how psyker tap into warp and control warp to shoot lightning
Szeras is necron mengle
Except competent
I realize how bad that is
Warp nullifying Necrons learning how to weaponize the warp
Ok holy shit then they would actually be unstoppable
That's not fun for a c'tan to watch, they'd probably rather have necrons panic over nonexistent biological receptors screaming they need air and their brains are dying. Rest assured, the reality warping sentient energy gods have made understanding the whole thing very difficult
But yeah altaioc has a very big interest
In not letting the Necrons get their shit together
Hey I mean Szarekh isn’t like COMPLETELY insane
Just also racist
His uh colleagues are just
All psychopaths/megalomaniacs
Stupid Necrons should have stolen an Eldar reality engine while they still existed
There might be one in comorroagh
Tbf
However that would require going to comorroagh
Which fucking sucks
Yeah I wouldn't even for one of those
Idk Rogue Trader portrays it as an awful place that is thankfully full of insanely incompetent people
Sorry
Less incompetent
And more
“Egomaniacs to a three stooges level degree”
You’re dealing with a shitty backwater of comorroagh in that game
It’s insane not a single Dark Elder there could work together
It gets cut off by vect when the disjunction hits if you do one without a second thought
But yeah the drukhari in rogue trader are like
It was basically comorragh hicksville
It’s comorroagh bumfuck nowhere
I didn’t realize it was a backwater part
Tbh
That makes more sense
It’s hard to tell
Without knowing comorroagh + drukahri lore well
But the wych arena is a total mess
Well it also doesn’t help how braindead overpowered I have gotten in Rogue Trader currently
The haemonculi coven is also a total mess and very subservient
And the reaving tempest is uh

Like Eldar are white bread
But Dark Eldar are just chaos but
Less fun
Like
Slaanesh lite
I've used marzipan to get out and then handed him over to the Inquisition three times and it's likely to be a fourth
Which they are supposed to be but
Why EVER recruit him?
Because he’s useful
He is the fucking worst
I almost let Yrliet be executed but didn’t because all the dialogue choices for it sucked
And were totally out of character
For my guy
Like Yrliet DID at least fix the problem
But holy fuck that was really bad
Ngl the whole Yirlet thing sucked
And had me legit staring at that screen going “ohhhh but she REALLY deserves to die for that”
They should have just kept the whole Achilles betraying you thing
That happens if you don’t have Yirlet with you
Yirlet is
Out of nowhere
Really out of nowhere with that
And it makes her look like a naive idiot
Now tbf we have no clue how young she is
But you know she is probably telling the truth since well
Achilleas is insanely sussy yeah
I really wish they kept him as the traitor regardless
Tbh
What did you do with Yrilet after that?
All that build up gets tossed away
Me? I had her whipped because she deserves some level of punishment tbh
Yeah but that just feels like being a Dark Eldar
Wouldn’t really phase her
I let her live only because the dialogue options weren’t in character for my guy but DAMN
Tbh
She’s dumb
SERIOUSLY?!
LMAO
It’s a great game but yeah that, the random encounters, and the ship combat are big pain points
It seemed like a desperate trade written somewhat poorly to me
Poorly scaled
It’s built up better
Ship combat was a chore and I wanted a grand cruiser
The main combat is great
If really trivial
Like it’s fun but MAN are some to the classes just DUMB
Vanguard with the certain cape from the dlc
Fucking LMAO
What even
I love breaking the game
I’m going 300 damage because I got to 400 wounds in 3 actions
Truly
One of the classes of all time
Cassia best girl and it’s not even CLOSE
Absolute cinnamon roll
And I love her
And like 80% of her skills are braindead overpowered
Navigator brain blast
The ever lost goat
Literally every enemy: Oh boy I sure hope I don’t get -40 to all my stats while the player gets +40 to all his on turn one!
Cassia in question:
One battle zone making enemies take 25% more damage and giving 20% armor to allies
Takes no action point
Fucking lmao
-10% chance to hit and dodge for just being in VISION
Pasqal as well just
Hitting 400 damage with a enemy dropped plasma pistol
Rogue trader is just rocket tag
Well yeah
Can you or the enemy do the broken combo first
It’s a FFG system
And I love it
Those are all rocket tag lol
Imperium maledictum is like one of the most lethal TTRPGs I’ve ever played
40K in general is supposed to be rocket tag
Accurate, it would kill you
I do wrath and glory, cause I think it can be a nice mix between lethality and heroic vibe
Like carapace can make you live a bolter round
Why is my clergyman aristocrat hitting a C’tan shard like it owes him money
Because fuck you, the emperor is on my side
Maledictum becomes more heroic the higher level you go
Which I like
You start off as some random no name character
You end the campaign as someone who would absolutely be a named character in a book lol
Or dead
I think I’d like maledictum but I don’t want to learn a new system
In a ditch bleeding out from a gut wound lol
It’s very similar to dark heresy
I’m already GM deep in W&G
Fair enough lol
But maledictum is fun
And it finally lets some people realize oh that’s why
Nomos is Nomos
I love writing a campaign for 3 months only for all my friends to decide to ghost me when I ask to play it
My beloved child
Theodora where tf were you finding this shit what the FUCK
I guessed the wrong thing 4 times pre reveal
I want Nomos to live a long and fulfilling life
I assumed Nomos was a DAOT AI
and I stuck with that theory lol
Least odd rogue trader adventure
Up until the ||tomb world||
If you get the best ending basically the Expanse will live Imperium and Chaos free until the end of 40k
And then I thought he was a necron AI
And that was wrong
Baby star god be upon ye
It’s very well written
And now I don’t want to ask them again cause I’m scared of bothering them lol
Poke them again
He is son
“Go my child”
Parenting saves the day again
Truly a 40k moment of all time
Separates the expanse from every other threat
Expanse isn’t important enough so neither Chaos or Xenos will care
Did we just win 40k?
I should
The only thing unsevered is the webway but you can get the craftworlders to chill
Unclear about drukhari
Yeah
But there’s other kabals
Who might notice the reaving tempests hunting grounds are empty now
Then again the reaving tempest is also like a small kabal
Yeah until the rest get erased from existence by Nomos
It’s insane how good the game is
Insanely deep builds
Choices that ACTUALLY matter
The really dark turquoise, and bronze work well
Mfw a choice I make in act 1 matters in 4
So uhhhh haha GW where mechanicus 2 release date?
Haha
GW PLEASE I’M TWEAKING
BY THE SILENT KING I AM TWEAKNIG
My favorite 40K game
I do hope the ending isn’t entire other side gets slaughtered
For Necrons or mechanicus
Secret peace ending
Assuming we group together against a C’tan shard
Robot friends forever
Or chaos
We all fight eldar because fuck those guys
They did it with the first game as well but it was less like
Relevant to playable characters
Ryza, unknown, Metalica, Stygies VIII and Mars
Well yeah, but the core idea is still cool
Mechanicus 1 already had a multi forgeworld roster
I’m glad they’re embracing it further
I mean the Necrons find the Mechanicus annoying but a few Necrons have actually mentioned that they have achieved some (relatively) impressive feats
Like they hate to admit it but they have a LOT in common
They LOVE knowledge
I could see it
Oh yeah I forgot about that
I’m a Stygies or Agripinaa fan for forge worlds
I like Mars the most
It’s classic
I just like the more fringe-y worlds cause that’s where unique and interesting characters come from
I mean like beliefs wise
Cause stygies is the main headquarters of xenarites
Fair
whats the premise of maledictum?
Forgot marvel crisis patrol was a thing
Lower level members of some organization in the macharian sector, can be telepathica, mechanicus, inqusition, administratum, ministorum, a rogue trader, or a literal criminal syndicate
Oh also
Technically the talons of the emperor LOL
Since one of the options for a Patron/handler is a sister of silence
so its more of a Generic Universal 40k
as opposed to a specialized one like the other FFGs
It has specialized rules for each faction
And they’re working on broadening out the specialized rules
The inqusition expansion was first and I think it’s better then dark heresy
It also deals with the classic “just flash the badge” issue
is this a new system? i havent heard of it before
i might suggest it instead of DH to my group
It’s very new
It came out like late 2023
The inqusition expansion came out very early 2024
So if you were a guardsman and had to kill a standard Necron Warrior
How effective would these small arms be
worthless
unless you have like 10-20 all on the same warrior
even then they'll just get back up
Sorry kinda got sidetracked.
But yeah true.
Just wonder how effective/ineffective would a:
- Lasgun (lmao)
- Plasma Gun
- Autogun (guy will fucking die)
- Heavy Bolter
- Heavy Stubber
be
basically assume there's like 10 guys with them and it's one warrior
Plasma gun can melt them after like 3-4 shots, but make sure to double and triple tap
melta guns can vaporize them, and usually makes it tough for them to come back
Bolters work fairly well
just doesnt stop them from coming back
Okay so theortically a single person can "kill" a single necron warrior with a plasma gun
Yeah, just dont get hit
or else
I thought of a horror scenario that's basically just
Terminator

The Terminator (1984)
Scene: I'll be back (Police station assault)
Playlist: https://is.gd/KZifg1
Storyline: A seemingly indestructible robot is sent from 2029 to 1984 to assassinate a young waitress, whose unborn son will lead humanity in a war against sentient machines, while a human soldier from the same war is sent to protect her at all cos...
Just a bunch of Guardsmen trying to shoot a Necron Warrior in a building
The Lasguns don't do shit while they get gauss flayed
and only somebody with a plasma gun managed to finally take it down
Plasma and melta best, heavy stubber can take them down, lasgun sucks but can do the job with enough time, autogun would literally be worthless due to how necrodermis works
Imagine if a Necron Warrior decided to walk around an underhive
A bunch of gangers find it wandering around
Bumping into shit because the C'Tan couldn't be bothered to give the common Necron more intelligence than a Roomba
Some Gangers think it's a good idea to scrap it for parts
As soon as they get near, it turns around and starts murdering them
I guess if I had to make up an excuse.
The hive world was actually a Necron tomb world and the underhive managed to reach just above their tombs.
Hotshot lasgun can do some damage.
Most heavy stubbers wouldn't work because they usually share ammo with auto guns.
heavy stubbers tend to use a bigger caliber
yeah if you want ballistic weapons to work you're going to need big calibers
like Bolters or Shootas
Damn not even past the opening quote of Scars and it goes so hard
Also they got a fucking Japanese guy to narrate it in dramatic Wise Asian voice
Kinda soyjak looking dude tbh but that’s fine he’ll always be Yesugei 2 me
Soysaucejak
Damn it @arctic talon this is all bait 4 u and ur not biting
I'm immune
The food became corrupted by the harvest child but no one knew what it was yet, the people had to eat it or they’d starve, first they ate the meat crops, then the mutant animals and then themselves
ok so the entire place is just growing cursed meat plants that they eat
and they also raise mutated animals for food
that has the stupid meat smell attack which i send to the void
Voracious and decadent, the landowners and peasants alike descended into an orgy of consumption."
"They emptied their larders, gorging themselves as the world began to crumble."
"First, they ate the rotten flesh of their animals. Then, still hungry, they turned upon themselves."
"They thrill to the succulent flavour that grows up from some nightmare pit far beneath the earth."
This is what the academic has to say about it
yeah ugh the place is discusting
ugh
bloody disgusting this thing
Wasnt the harvest child the effect and not the cause?
It was born after yeah
But imo it’s some evil being
That already existed
And it gained a physical form after the whole flesh plague thing
Thank goodness the corruption has seem to have been delegated on just that area
I do not want to meet more plague eaters
an infantry squad has weapons that can fairly reliably breach even power armor
the problem with space marines is they don't just stand still and let themselves get shot at
necron warriors, meanwhile, do
the necron warriors themselves are kinda shitty in a battlefield context, it's the OTHER necron units that are actually terrifying
there's a reason necron warriors can be run as a swarm (20 dudes instead of 10)
yeah the main reason they are so dangerous is that they come in those said swarms and are tough bastards that carry anti material guns
and they are the least dangerous
they're not intelligent at all, they're slow
they have the worst qualities in an individual soldier
they just refuse to die and their guns are better than everyone else's
yeah which is a good thing because Can you imagine having those traits and giving them toughness and having big guns
you'd have yourself a entire new problem
which means 10v10 that poor infantry squad still isn't gonna do too well, if the infantry squad loses their weapon specialists they're just fucked
yeah those are the necron elites
the deathmarks, the destroyers
those are the real nightmares
individual warriors have scary guns but that's about it
Yeah but it already speaks at the dangers of necrons because their basic infantry is incredibly tough and carries around guns that would tear apart an entire tank on a few shots
yes they are slow and dumb but they aren't alone
im thinking like a firefight situation right
warriors are going to be quite useless except for clogging up the entire hallway with a swarm of them
far from one-man armies like deathmarks are
yeah but to be fair they are also sometimes grouped up with other heavy hitters to take up the hits for them
You just blink and suddenly those warriors are opening up a path for their immortals or other shit
yes thats exactly how a necron lord wants to use them
make sure the real necron units can do their thing without worry
especially since most 40k factions are unfamiliar with necron tactics and would no doubt get distracted by the warriors immediately because "omg scary gun"
yeah hordes of incredibly durable skeletons that have guns that turn you into atoms would definitely make anyone panic
well these are necrons
they are more robot than human
so they probably have like basic targeting systems
right i just mean that even though they're about as intelligent as cattle on vodka, they're very precise in their shots
hey if you have a gun that can atomize a wall you would want to hit your target
what im more interested in is the extent of immortals' intelligence
but yeah a smart squad with the weapons can definitely take down a group of of warriors
but one wrong mishap and it can immediately back fire
cuz it says they they actually do stuff and fight like soldiers, but they're also "incapable of adapting to new modes of warfare" which implies they're not truly human-level yet
essentially the issue is that in an infantry squad, only like 1 or 2 guardsmen have weapons that can kill warriors, while all 10 warriors can kill guardsmen
so the guardsmen have a much lower tolerance for making mistakes before they're just fucked
The problem is they have basically seen a lot of battle and probably has a memory for the event they are currently dealing with
sustained fire as aforementioned by a lasgun can bring them down but, with the crazy aiming skills of the warriors, that's pragmatically speaking very unlikely
They might not be able to find new tactics but there's also a good chance that they have a tactic that's already in that metal dome which is perfect for the situation
it almost reads like immortals approach warfare like a bunch of If-Then statements
also does make sense in the matter that necron warriors were all civilians before they were necronified
seems to be but these guys put necron warriors to shame when it comes to durability
while the immortals were their actual basic infantry
better weapons too
well i dont know if it says that their armor is necessarily better, or if they just have more aggressive regeneration
on the tabletop they all have a 3+ armor save and there isn't anything in the lore that specifies exactly how each frame is built
Yeah but we were going by lore they are significantly tougher than the necron warrior
also i don't really use tabletop stuff for lore
but it doesnt say that they're significantly tougher
the quality of bodies seems to reflect moreso their mental abilities and details like regen and motor skills
not the toughness of the frame
that's what i'm getting from what they are saying with the tougher armor of surviving heavy bolter fire and assault cannons
because i'm sure those things would put down a warrior easier
the specific line is that the armor makes up for them not being super clever
do they?
because my reading is that warriors would be resilient to those some weapons also
i could be wrong though and there could be details neglected in the lexicanum that are in books somewhere
but it seems like if an immortal can weather those things there is reason to believe so can necron warriors
which doesn't change the nature of what we were talking about TOO much as guard regiments can still field surprising amounts of plasma and melta firepower when they want to
yeah it says that the higher ranking one received better bodies
while the lower ranking ones receive only adequate ones
"At the time of biotransference, there were not enough resources to allow every member of the Necrontyr species to inhabit strong, intelligent bodies.[1a] As such, the leaders and nobles of Necron society received highly-advanced bodies, physically powerful and capable of retaining every nuance of their personalities.[1d] Their most trusted servants (Such as the Lychguards[1e]), received new bodies of similar quality."
So that explains the immortals relatively speaking better regeneration and tougher frame
i guess toughness would be a reasonable aspect of "strong" and "physically powerful" yeah
not more advanced but more advanced enough
After all as we can see an immortal is like capable of speaking and actually thinking
not by much though
while a warrior is completely mute is basically just a robot
i might imagine its like immortals are mentally stunted and handicapped by their suits, but they're still clearly capable of thought
just very limited
while the poor warriors are hardly people at all anymore
yeah if they have better quality bodies they might have retained more of their personality
now the other main question is if necron warriors are susceptible to the necron mental illnesses
like Destroyer Syndrome or Flayer Syndrome
because both destroyers and flayed ones are clearly more intelligent than warriors
but its said that nerons believe those illnesses are contagious
so are necron warriors like just Carriers in that case?
or does it unlock their minds somehow
The Flayer Virus can also infect Canoptek Spyders[7a] and False Necrons.[7b]
it can even apparently take over a construct
so if it can take over to those thing i'm sure it can take over a necron warrior easy
yeah but the question is moreso where does the hightened intelligence that flayed ones have actually come from
"That being said, they are not stupid: Flayed Ones have been known to stalk prey and wait for long periods for an exposed weakness, giving them the perfect opportunity to attack."
this is ordinarily far beyond the ability of necron warriors
maybe its not really intelligence so much as instinctual
like we wouldnt consider a tiger to be "smart" in the way a human is even if they're clever with ambushing prey
probably has to do with the whole body thing
The virus after all changes their body to be better accommodated with speed and ferocity
probably made it smarter a little bit
oh if it does then that would explain it
i thought they just crudely swapped out their hands for scissors out of some psychosis
like how destroyers modify themselves out of an urge to be a better killer
"Members of the Destroyer Cult can be found on every tomb world and have been seen among every social class in Necron society.[1b] Destroyer Cultists are outcasts in their own society, with most Necrons believing their madness to be infectious." but where do DESTROYERS get the extra wit?
i don't like using the wiki but
The Necron's living metal shape warps into what is recognisable as the corrupt and grotesque form of a Flayed One.
as the virus gets worse it literally morphs them into these things
sharp claws for tearing apart things and more streamlined legs for running down prey
as long as there's a citation its usually okay, and that answer is better than no answer for sure
pretty hardcore
"They ruthlessly adapt, augment, or expunge any facet of their physical form in order to better their combat capacity. Even the Destroyer's senses are reconfigured to better serve target lock and prediction capability, its neural circuitry repathed to improve response times at the cost of emotions."
hahaha so warriors with Destroyer Syndrome literally just upgrade their own brains
thats gotta piss off the nobles so much
seems that high ranking necrons
oh there is one
normal destroyers are specifically said to be warriors, and its also said that destroyers emerge from every social class
well specifically melee destroyers yeah
"Essentially modified Immortals, Deathmarks, or Lychguard who have given up their physical forms in pursuit of destruction, these deranged agents of annihilation see their sole existence as quenching the flames of life.", apparently the hover ones are immortals+
yeah it seems that the warriors become Skorpekhs
crazy how your only choice for a bigger brain as a necron warrior is to become criminally insane one way or the other
citizen issue
simply don't be poor
- necron lord El'on Muskh about to implant his brain chips
JESUS CHRIST
. They will be playable as a Regiment of Renown for the Flesh-eater Courts, Nighthaunt and Ossiarch Bonereapers.
they look sick
Someone really really likes soulblight GL
I unironically liked the hollow king
It’s a bad book but it’s my bad book
yeah them skeletons are fun
especially the undead draconith
Oh yeah the ghost boys and the fishys are going to be next
We’re pretty sure we know night haunt is getting a single character
But we’ve seen nothing for idoneth
and khorne and Khadron
i recognise the symbol and the blimp shape but i don't know the third one
Flesh eaters
those wings are flesh eaters ?
They are all the art from battletome covers
Yup
i see
Khrone will either get something huge or will get a single hero
Also ogors refresh is probs gonna be thsi summer
khadron will be sick
I think it’s a single melee hero
Based off what we’ve seen
Neferata’s vampire wizards dress similarly
I have no clue what it is based off of
bloody zoggers have a thing for snakes
I have no clue why
Now destruction is the only alliance without one of these super friends regiments of renown
imagine an Ironjaw Brute, Kruleboy bolt boy and an ogre butcher, and a Boingrot Bounder in a group
I know one thing, if you're good enough you can even make something like an iron jaw brute the compelling character
So pretty good i say
Also I’m glad this model shows us that not all ghosts look like night haunts
Also this is the second time AOS had 2 models with different rules for the same person
And it’s in the same army
Well, never mind stormcasts did it too
Okay third time
2 of them are in soulblight
Same person?
Oh didn’t even realise the first guy was another model for the Hollow King
fuck erebus
and lorgar (mostly erebus)
CHAT, if you were forced to serve a chaos god (you can not choose chaos undivided), Who would you pick? Disease but granted pain immunity and basic immortality? Strength but blinded by rage? Pleasures beyond your comprehension in exchange for pain? or an endless pit of knowledge only to be tripping on tzeentch's hallucinations and the possiblity to become a bird
i mean as a Meta Andy tzeentch is the optimal choice
Nurgle because im lazy and its probably the "easiest" chaos god to get into recruitment wise lol
I already lift for Khorne, ez pez
honestly if Khorne would get rid of this tennis elbow for me I'd kill a dozen people in return
khorne
i die, i will die
if i live i live as a bloody minded berzerker
Toss up to Nurgle or Tzeentch; the former because he probably doesn't give much of a shit what you do so as long as you're stagnating, and the latter so I can power trip hard
Entire reason why I picked Nurgle ngl lol
the only downside is you look ugly as shit but you at least grow to not care about it
Yeah you're absolutely apathetic to what's happening around and to yourself
If anything you could become like a lil gardener for Nurgle's plants on a Daemon world
What do you mean, they looks as handsome as I am
( i am ugly as shit
well it also comes with the positives that they are basically the most all rounder of the chaos gods
you have magic
rotting behemoth strength
and making people suffer with diseases
so honestly i might just pick them
That's pretty true
If i'm allowed to pick I'm choosing Tzeentch
monkey paw moment inbound.
If you were at nurgle's gardens during siege of ultramar.... pretty sure you will not exist anymore

Nurgle cares about you ||until he doesn't||
do nurgle cultists care about their dick falling off
Probably not
do you care about your dick falling off when i smash it with a sledgehammer
I mean no
the garden just heals back
loyalist wank
to the Kar_Tavi toll these words go
but do you heal?
Depends on what kind of follower you are
Chaos is literally bullshit half the time
-# GUILLIMAN! GRAB YOUR SWORD HERE!
I also dont feel like being a follower has much to do with one convenient event in the entire lore
its like saying "You are Cadian but the Blackstone Fortress is about to crash planetside"
eh, sheer comedic effect of you being granted thy wish but in the inconvenient moment
Cadia's over, like and follow
otherwise Warhammer is basically d&d but entire world is far more open
Yeah but again doesnt have much to do with it.
I mean it kinda is.
especially considering the amount and options of homebrew stuff on offer lol
side eyes multiple warhammer rpg games
nurgle's definitely got the lowest membership dues
smash subscribe and ring that Bell of lost souls 
iirc they literally do prefer to recruit from the downtrodden
want to get into a slaanesh cult? $500k donation upfront
nurgle? its ok bro haha you can be a full member lifetime for $3
want to get into Khorne?
give yourself a brain concussion and enter a frothing rage
Thats very hard to gauge, because aside from khorne every god's followers wax and wane
I mean, it's not hard to generally join any of the chaos cults, it's just Nurgle's standards are lower
we are talking about the entire milky way galaxy as well
Also this yeah
his policies are more appealing
i was mostly just referring to the specific recruiting tactics that IIRC are mentioned
dont shower for 2 days and his whispers will follow you
I mean
nurglite cults most commonly arising among the hopeless, the factory dregs and such
theres no "tactic"
its basically absolutely anything
chaos cults are too diverse to really pinpoint towards one method
shit slannesh cultists would probably give you a red carpet entrance if you wanted to join
yeah perks of having an entire galaxy be shit
there's always exceptions but there are nevertheless mentioned tendencies, for example how khornate cults have a tendency of arising in butchery worlds
How strong is the armor on a T'au stealth suit?
and i could've sworn there was something about a similar trend of pleasure worlds giving rise to slaanesh cults
but as i look back on it it seems like i hallucinated that
is actually makes sence
which one?
That feels like a weird claim since the other chaos codexes say "it can be from anywhere"
its too inconsistent
(name of the game with 40k tbh)
they can absolutely be from anywhere
ONE TRILLIOIN LITRES OF GROX BLOOD TO THE BLOOD GOD
its just that theres still generalities and trends
The one that gets bonked with a mace at the end here.
https://youtu.be/HD0EoPoBIbQ?si=Bt7-dTvbsBG58THl
Talk sh*t, get hit
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i dont get why storm bolters are post heresy inventions, what necessitated this in the lore?
Yeah thats a super dumb bit
lol
is it because storm bolters are associated with the modern terminator armour
Yes.
GW does this a lot to differentiate sub-settings/settings
its why they got bolters that literally are stormbolters but look different barrel, magazine or design-wise and shit
it's just weird since HH terminators use combi bolters which is just the same effect as a storm bolter
Its just what it is tbh
I know maces are meant to defeat armor, and I don't know if it's a power mace or not.
I don't they are as tough as crisis suits, which are the t'au equivalent to astartes. (In terms of defense lore wise)
its just a normal mace
also a trench club ontop of that
like why not just say they had storm bolters it's a weird "cannon" stance
kombee booltir)))
its not really meant to cave in a battlesuit armor thats like 5-10 times thicker than a normal flak helmet
combi bolters are said to be more primitive, but there doesnt seem to be any mention of a pressing reason for their upgrade
"primitive" is crazy
mfer they are just bolters with bigger mags and two barrels
😭
GW I swear
like how chimera didn't exist during HH so they pull leman russ basilisks out of their ass
bolter situation is insane
Pretty much
its like uh
Cities of Sigmar / Empire of Man Statetroops
literally the same shit
but cosmetically different because different settings
that would be the XV25 Stealth Battlesuit they are pretty much tougher and should have not went down with that
ok TO BE FAIR considering the combi bolter is essentially just two boltguns duct-taped together i could see an engineer calling that primitive
compared to the pure elegance of the storm bolter (/s)
Yeah but its just the same thing still, i dont trust GW as far as I can throw em with any weapons lore 💀
i guess if anything GW at least tries to keep settings consistent for better or worse
I love that the one tau says "Humans die easily to the killing blow."
Yeah that's called a killing blow, lmao
i feel like sticking 2 guns together and somehow making it work is less primitive than making one gun
yeah it was mentioned the other day how apparently combi bolters jam more which is just patently absurd lmao
The one that got hit didnhave that upper dome part, would that have made a difference? Weak spot hit? Or is this just a guard wank moment?
maybe they mean the combi bolters that have integrated weapons instead of the two duct tapped guns on HH vehicles
As with all Tau Battlesuits, XV25 Stealthsuits are constructed out of a lightweight yet strong nano-crystalline alloy called Fio'tak in the Tau Lexicon, which is light, malleable, impact resistant and corrosive resistant, reducing the weight of the Battlesuit whilst also providing excellent protection. Even the armour's shape helps deflect solid projectiles, while a reflective liquid metal coating can reflect medium-grade laser fire. A full medical suite and nutrient reservoirs are also built into XV25 Stealthsuits to help aid them in the field.
its just guard wank moment
i can see a plasma combi bolter being more prone to overheating
we know this because some behind the scenes leakers from Lost Legion studios made a lot of clear-up comments on reddit
one was GW assigned a "military expert" to them who just kept adding weird wank moments to krieg when this was suppose to be originaly an exodite/tau focus animation
yeah these things are built for solo operations so they need to be tougher than your average suit
You know those pods for the Psyker to feed the golden Throne, what would happen if a Blank was put instead
Nothing ?
He'd get overwritten and still burn out
theres way too many psykers at the nexus of the Emperor's power against 1 blank
i think my favorite combi bolter is flamer bolter
very fun combo
the one on the leviathan box phobos lieutenant
^ @keen nova
the most unwieldy shit you've ever seen
just look at that underbarrel flamer
these things would have no problem surviving a variety of things
that particular battlesuit had the flu
thats why it got killed by a shovel
Okay, so rewatching the clip, (don't know if that unit died or not) they she was probably just knocked out at most
They died.

tau experienced the star wars episode 6 effect
somehow
they died
getting killed by small bears using rocks
empire L
my barbarian absolutely body slamming a demon
That one krieger was just built different I guess.
Which is why I thought it was a power mull
yeah built to be guard wank
Its just a club
that krieg guy is actually alpharius/sly marbo/kaldor draigo/saint celestine
your choice
Nah he was Kreengo the Krieger
He's the main Krieg head honcho. The one that runs the entire world of Krieg
john krieg
“Aliens die easily from being stabbed in the heart 47 times”
It’s a equally redundant statement
look the producer's kid REALLY likes death korps ok
It's not good dialogue in that scene
how many people do you think believe kriegers come from the planet vraks
Many
Never heard that
Need more of it
Hot
they should've kept it untranslated
iirc thats only a literal translation anyway so it doesn't make any sense to translate it in dialogue
I dunno if that would affect the meaning though
If it means the same thing, it'd at least be a scene with a cooler conlang being used
Mont'Ka is a strategy
the specific idea was "gee Mont'Ka is really effective against these guys"
but the way they did it
it'd be like if you translated Que Pasa to "What happens?" in a movie
I see I see
That's fair and probably would've just been better overall
Actually the whole project from what I remember would've been better without GW meddling
generally going half-and-half is trite and silly in dialogue but its OK if the literal translation doesn't make sense
like in that case
Anyway I wish that Krieg exploded when he attempted to whallop the stealth suit
would have been even cooler tbh
Oh absolutely cooler
Like he attempts the hit, it bounces off with such force that his arms rip off and he dies
nooo, arm rips off then he takes out a krak grenade and blows himself up to kill the tau
He uses his feet to pull the pin
he has his other arm
use thumb to pull pin
No both his arms got blown off
aw
if only he could use his teeth
Nah he has no teeth
he has a gas mask
you know, it would be pretty cool if under the mask kriegers are all fucked up like that
like they cut off their noses to have a better fit with their gas mask
That'd be pretty rad
There did do that in another book where they fought each other
"Lesser than human" Is the source
Ehhh, woupd be kinda Grimdrep without an explanation
It really wouldnt tbh
these people literally get sent to the shittiest battlefields
none of them are gonna look any kind of pretty under those masks
Teeth probably because they aren't being used too much but nose would make no sense
there's also the whole vat cloning thing
I mean the entire face included lol
Made sense in pirah nexus
Pale, sunken eyes. Like a miner
Im sure they wouldnt have teeth because they have to eat their way out of the ground to get to the surface of Krieg
They're kinda like orks tbh
Would have great teeth if I did that
What made sense, their noses?
The following message
This one
I mean again, they arent gonna look pretty either way
I dunno Dilara, Im sure they all look like gumless K-pop stars
i just gave you a reason
That's a very silly explanation, hence, grimderp
And I have no use for you, I sentence you to...uh....death by communist genestealers!
cutting off somebody's nose is like the most cost effective grimdark thing the guard would do instead of making a better gas mask
it's like a munitorum guy saw that some kriegers couldn't use their gas mask because of their large noses and decided that it was better to just get rid of that part of the equation
Would be more cost effective to not do it at all because it's not necessary, hence grimderp
And Unsanitary
They are already gross sweaty trench dudes as it is.
It's bad enough that that one guy didn’t have eyebrows in PN. ( Your eyes main defense against sweat getting into it btw)
these guys wear gas masks literally at all times
that by itself is not necessary and grimdark
Yeah, they also die on mass with no value to any individual, even more so than other regiments. Sacrifice in horrible meat grinders. Just like ww1, you Don't have to really add anything to that, It's a massive tragedy as it is
They're pretty dehumanized in that way
Having your nose chopped off would certainly make that worse lol
Imagine choking on your own sweat Through your internal nostiles because of some munitorum guy needed to meet the grimderp quota
this is not a fun way to do storytelling
I disagree. Form and function can coexist
I was about to post this against to get a reaction lol
Powerlevel wise, where would a sister of battle place in comparison to the current rejects?
For those who missed it
About around a Veteran and a Zealot mixed together



