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Not as much as regular Imperial bureaucracy tbh
Probably stopped after he finally sat down
There was some turmoil but that’s what the Primarch’s Scourge was for
yeah when he started re-writing it, but those first few days must've been brutal
Oh definitely
He basically just wiped out all opposition and established himself fast
Mag no one cares about some dork sub
Dude she has like
It’s not fanart also
ITS FUNNY
The exact same shade
Oh my bad I
I thoguht there was only the uh, card game art
Nothing like blood to grease the gears
He did a little bit of power seizing
sometimes you need to go through the proper channels and adhere to the rule of law
sometimes, you just need to shoot your way out
I still think that one Berserker that literally charged in to kill Guilliman was based
Man literally saw him wake up and was like
"WITNESS ME"
LETS FUCKING GOOOO
Man didn't even stare like the rest. He just went for it
you know in retrospect, what was horus's problem?
he was so bothered about humans taking over after the GC, but did HE want to check boxes and sign signatures forever?
Ignore him mag i like these funny posts
as ever i hope everyone using horusgalaxy gets hit by a train

blackwashed lol
Me when i wanna be racist over a badly painted skin
do they say this about ppl who get tans at the beach too
thats one of the most "restarted" things ive seen to the point where i hope its just a joke
Its not.
horusgalaxy is like basically a racist, sexist, homophobic subreddit
i really wish it just got nuked but alas
making absolutely everything about the same few topics
Woke.... 😔
getting absolutely wound up by the same stuff
at least the anti-woke obsession has started to be so noxious even some of my friends who were adjacent to that are starting to hate it
i do flick onto it sometimes when theres a particular outrage du jour
incremental progress
Those teenagers that fight freddy kruger be like
like female stodes and more recently a (made up) wraithbone retcon
(that's made up)
As soon as I saw an AI generated photo of a rainbow Chaos Space Marine claiming to worship the LGBTQ+
I clicked off and decided that was enough social media for today
My favorite chaos god

It legit pissed me off
Gender
and like, thats a rarity
I was just fucking confused
(these chuds have never read an eldar codex ever)
Like why
I think what pissed me off more was the poster's attitude of:
"I dont hate homos I just wish they stayed where they came from. I'm not hostile towards them."
Like, what the- 😭
KCD 2 outrage has done wonders for that
Stayed where they came from
Where did they come from bro?
You mean EVERY COUNTRY on Earth??
I mean these people always existed
Inside us
Sexuality is a spectrum
"KCD2 is woke now. You can choose to have gay sex and... you have to protect Jews from being massacred"
But wait... Actually I found it. The secret origin of Gay People
We are from the underground lands of the Gay Castle...
I think these people might be A little afraid of a part of themselves

and not know how to express it other than conversion
the word "woke" is gonna haunt me to my grave
Unironically, I thought the stereotype of like
Afraid of homoerotic relations, Homo-phobic, if you will
I coined that rn
No its real
But as time goes on
Yeah I'm convinced they are secretly gay
At least like 70% of them
An anti-gay Republican politician I think had like
^
Gigabytes of gay porn
We had this talk before
And had sex with men
ive seen a lot of white supremacists that fantasize about banging black people lmao
its a very funny thing
like hating intolerance, we all have that within us, so for most people its disgusting, cause it reminds us of our darkest impulses
"Don't ask the white supremacist what race his wife is"

REAL.
Honestly I just wonder how the fuck that even happens
Like is it a case of like
"I can fix him?"
Like I know some of them are probably just in it for the money
It's a meme more than anything
But like
If it's a loving relationship, which does happen, how tf does that happen??
based on historical cases its a mixture of many things
The political compass sucks in general
"i can fix him", "you're the exception", etc etc
lovecraft had a jewish wife who did, apparently, end up fixing him
he was known to walk back on a lot of his worst takes in his older age
It's actually kinda sad that he died at like 40?
He genuinely seemed to change
And be regretful
Tech priests be like: We must preserve the knowledge of the ancients of this STC we lost 8,000,000 lives obtaining!
The knowledge in question:
Holy shit character growth!!!
Then we wouldn't even get his stories
He was just afraid of the british, which is fair
fix him how
Which tbf, definitely were based on his internal fears.
was that before or after the cat
all the stories are just about the british
Like especially the fish people story
All art is a mirror
exactly how i said
Fr
With hammers and such
Apparently his dad actually named it and he just kept it
did she make him rename his cat Blueberry or smth
i dont know, i just know he gave up on the antisemitism and such
Basically later in his life, he actually expressed regret over his views. Calling his previous views immature
And actually seemed to be happier because of it
Crazy
if only chuds learned about this one simple trick
as it turns out, its not women, or other races, or trans people, or whatever group you've been duped into directing your hate towards thats making your life unpleasant or unhappy, its you. Its always been you
He called his old policies and beliefs Fascism, called himself a socialist, and in practice advocated for what amounted to a strain of technocracy, only one that didn't disregard culture. An educated governing class overseeing federal jobs programs committed to living wages and relevant and fulfilling work to every unemployed person in the country.
Get some darkest dungeon type wisdom up in here
or you can always hate the government

everything is personal at the end of the day
Well yeah, but they actually kinda do that
like have the power to do so
its ok to hate rich people
Just on the wrong things
I see the irony
And I see it
NOBODY likes the government or rich people
DEI when it provides services and forces corpos to provide for the disabled they employ
thats the nature of what it means to be radical
i hate everyone because i'm evil personally
Ironically enough the Government fanned the flames of LGBT hate even more.
hating what's in power
Like I don't think it's been this public like 15 years ago
I'm not saying that Homophobia didn't exist
I love people getting up in arms for stupid causes they dont even really know why
Oh no its definitely been goaded and encouraged
btw national park service removed all mentions of transgender folks and the T in LGBTQ from stonewall memorials and official stuff relating to it
theres a lot of social politics that've taken the front stage compared to 15 years ago
Yeah and politicians are definitely taking advantage of it
"It's these damned gay people that are ruining your life. Now then, time to buy a new yacht."

To say that sucks is an understatement
ur the anarch
(idk what the anarch is i haven't read this book but it sounds like anarchist)
Also
💀
Vegeta has a complex opinion on the government.
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its ok, every day we strive to make cyberpunk/dystopian fiction a reality
TIL about prospera
Thats waht I'm saying, these people are just so easily turned towards vulnerable groups just because its easy to have a target so people dont recognize existing problems
friendly reminder, the CIA has a free declassified guide on improvised devices of a certain variety
I swear people take it as a challenge
also a certain spicy cocktail is very easy and cheap to make and use
OK but thats based cause you just own it
theres no pretense
it's very much a chicken-or-egg situation
it's still in the air whether or not the beliefs were already there or if they were manufactured, but what is known is that the key reason working class vote against their economic interests is because they value social interests higher
What I cant stand is the hypocrisy
these groups constantly cry out about the opposition attempting to do the very things that they are doing to others
we've never lived in a rational world, unfortunately
No, we just have to push back against it as best we can
we cant allow it to exist unchecked, if we cant ensure it does not exist
we know american zeitgeist swings like a pendulum every couple decades
it's actually quite surreal how consistently it does that
Existence and aversity are one in the same
the question is really just which side you suppose the culture is on the pendulum and act accordingly
Yup
Or instead of picking a side, you choose to represent certain neutral ideals that are important to you, thats also an option
less an option in america thanks to how the politics are structured
but ideally yeah
american politics for a voter is essentially a questionnaire of what policies you care about the most
since you can't build the perfect buffet that represents you
culturally its a rat race to make as much money as possible to mitigate the impact as much as possible
even then that doesnt really work
Alternatively, eat the rich
weapons are quite common in the US
as relatively recent news has shown
nah we're just billionaires that havent made it yet lol
yeah, militarize society more than it already is
people always say "Teach a man to fish and he'll feed himself for a lifetime" but they leave out "and it would be nice to give him a fishing rod too"
that wont go horribly for people at all lol
Surely not
lol
Im only half joking
we'll just sell the fishing rod to him at a premium
and at a subscription
but straightforward violence is so much easier than large scale societal change, and waiting for people to be better
I think history has taught us that violence has statistically, always been the answer /j
here's food for thought: there hasn't been a single successful uprising that didn't have collusion from the upper class
Oh yeah for sure
all of the Great Revolutions had people in the Rich aiding and abetting
We should get them to work for us, and then stab the rich in the back afterwards before they can do the same to us
proles just can't ever win the shootouts
It makes sense, what better way to ensure you survive the uprising, AND get the write the narrative
Sounds like a problem of not enough gun
it's more a matter of those revolutions being great opportunities to get even more power in the new regime
if you don't like how you're being treated in the status quo, nothing like a bit of populism to brute force past it
if only there was a nice turkish man with psychic powers to uplift us as a species
Nah, the optimal society is a meritocracy of "How good are you at avoiding being shot/shooting people that dont like you"
actually better idea
fight with swords and axes and such
much more entertaining
I think I'm describing the hunger games
that's just the sith empire from star wars
eh the invention of firearms was always an equalizer
So Darktide
Politician makes policy changes that the general populace is against? No problem, kill them with swords and axes and such
I need to learn how to slide dodge irl
all the firearm did was allow the ruling class to get out of fighting their own battles
Exactly
NRA: 
There are few politicians that would do well in a straight fight
not that I would either
if we eliminate gunpowder from physics, politicians would have to lead their own armies again
but I'm also not a politician
and half of our wars would have to stop early because they drowned in a ditch or something
Totally worked fine for Nostromo
Alright, i have a solution, I bet you cant guess what it is
i guess what i was getting at was might makes right isnt the greatest either
no its terrible lmao
Kill the people who makes guns, with swords and axes and such
it removes the amount of people the elite need to control society
no it really isnt
What the heck is going on here...
instead of having to appease a bunch of middle-classers to fight for them, they can just directly brutalize their constituents
A little light radicalization, a little potential sedition
a little bit of LARP wish fulfillment is one of the 40k fandom's time-honored passtimes.
well yeah, but swords and axes and such limit the amount of violence one man can cause
In ancient times when the rulers became too unbearable the peasants would just leave. Happened in Rome a couple of times during the Republican era, the entire population would just leave the city and refuse to come back until the leaders stopped being dicks
Based
we should do that
oh wait]
Im larping right now and it is both fun and horrible.
we have no where to flee that isnt dicks
Yeah I'm aware that nothing I am proposing works, its just fun to joke about
that doesn't reduce a ruler's control over the populace though
you could always go to prospera and then pull a frank fontaine
99% of revolutionaries quit before they finally figure out civilization for real this time
it wasn't real communism
Become Necron. Have a panic attack when you remember what an itch was.
I think the real draw of using violence to "solve" your problems is that we wish large systemic and complex issues could be so easily resolved with ease of killing, and with the finality of death. Its much more appealing to think that your problem can be solved with a sword, and not more abstract, riskier and less immediate options
my politics is whatever is against post-8th Custodes law
the meme is that, strictly speaking, politics CAN be solved with the sword, it just requires such brutality that anyone with a conscience would call it utter inhumanity
but like in the ancient world, making pillars out of the skulls of razed cities was actually effective
Well, not long term exactly
shrimply be ready for exterminations beyond the likes of which anyone has ever seen
usually it comes back to bite you
shrimply
live by the sword die by the sword kinda shit
partisanship comes from a degree of mercy and common humanity, part of why its a fairly modern phenomenon
so if you're a pure-evil psychopath, you can quite literally kill enough people that they'll stop fighting
worked for the Big E, to bring this back to 40k
Destroy the internet
we'll see how long society lasts without being able to commiserate over fire memes.
there was some lawyer from chicago who actually called out what the internet would become
so it would probably be a good thing
me personally
i enjoy my slop
if i didnt have the internet, i wouldnt know about post-8th custodes lore
so there's one reason to destroy it
ignorance is bliss
This the kinda shit you see in the deep warp.
When marines have these sort of eye monocle things, is that a helmet attachment or is to because they have an implant and the helmet is build to support the implant?
I remember a Taliban officer complaining about his administration position
that's a really good question, IIRC it's usually the former instance
Because surprisingly enough governing is far more boring compared to
Literally just shooting people
since i could swear i remember cases where space marines with that helmet design take off their helmet
maybe just hallucination though
I was gonna comment on the eye thing but the thing Laati brought up made me find this
but yeah I remember seeing marines with the ocular thing take off a normal helmet Istg I saw it somewhere
if you do what you love, you never have to work a day in your life
guess nobody ever told the jihadis that
iirc its usually an augmentic support but sometimes its telescopic or for sightfinding
I.E like the devestators
ostensibly its the ones that AREN'T carrying the big-guns that are supposed to identify targets
Weird that you'd need it with helmet auspex and whatnot. But rule of cool probably. I haven't read enough spess marens.
i feel like space mairnes dont really use cherubs anymore
they do, theyre all over the place in SM2 as well
Confused and horrified all the newcomers 
Good
the imperium is not good
No u
i like how the cherub were around way, way, WAY before it was lore that they were vat-grown
there was a significant period there where it was just like "yeah they make babies into servitors get over it"
Seems inefficient but I'm not a Martian tech crackhead
They were only in a single 40k SM mini tbf
Which is weird with how common they are in marine art
ngl they should have kept the baby servitor stuff lol
Cherubs are already creepy little things
no issue with making them more horrifying
not sure where the dick measuring between Trench Crusade and 40k came from
lol
it's a Green Imperium
Its like the weirdest fucking thing
No sir, these are all-natural, free ranged hands. Lick the nubs and you can still taste the fear of God in them
its not like 40k isn't extremely horrific, people just refuse to read books lol
and then get mad when they read the Imperium doing something comically horrible
factory-raised cherubim may be cheaper, but it just don't beat the real thing
I like how people think it being vat grown isnt also still horrific
I only learn my lore from grimdank shitposts 
Yeah we created life just to make it into a torturous form
less since people feel disconnected from it
lol
but vatgrown are like
Fully sentient and sapient individuals
and uh it uhh will never know anything else
The Afrial Strain are also vatgrown and they're fully sentient and sapient lol
here in Skull Farms we harvest only the most martyr-ready skulls from political prisoners
99.99% of all drukhari are vatgrown as well
you mean dangerous traitors
smh
our family-run agri-world has been in business for 500 years and our patented Skull Harvesting techniques are still second-to-none
my favorite lore bit in trench crusade
is defacing the Sultanates currency gets you uh
one moment
. The law severely punishes those who try to deface dinars by being hung and disemboweled simultaneously.

i like the sultanate lore just has God spawning in a giant fuckoff attack on titan wall for them
its so out of left field lmao
Super soldier Jesus clones are mine 
mashallah
The Jesus clone meat is fed to the super soldiers
akshully
The Jesus clones are uh
carved for meat
And one of them escaped
who up eating meta-christs
God works in mysterious ways.....?
ngl do you think if the Church invented time travel
they'd go back in time
and harvest more meat from the 1st meta christ
vat-grown infant
I could be wrong but aren't the babies basically radios
lmao I love heretic lore so much
iirc some of them also aren't even like normal fucking babies lol
like they're some weird demon spawn
"Just slap it a couple times if you can't get signal"
i like the heretic lore has recruitment basically being a game of Infernal Chicken
"bro just run into the pit of hell as far as you can lmao"
well technically there are no demons on the heretics side at least on earth
what are the demons in the demon factions then?
Those aren't demons
those are uh really really really mutated humans
or a demon shoved into a human
There is non all "demonic" looking beings have mortal blood
demons aren't' allowed to fully manifest
Daemons. With an e. Totally diff
same applies to Angels
Daemons and Demons are the same word
one is just older
lol
Path of the beast is a cool sub faction of the heretics
ngl
kind of the "fuck it we ball" mentality
thats what im saying
Like WHY
We regressed
i want like a british faction thats all about machineguns
I mean maybe the Novgorod or other Rus factions might be but idk
iirc a lot of chuds went to trench crusade to "boycott woke GW" during the femstodies shit
💀
let me find the paladin short story
this is implying Trench Crusade is not woke
oh yeah and the church has their own gate into hell but that's older lore so it might or might not get retconned in the far future
or rather the creators aren't
In the name of the Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit, the Council of Saints in conjunction with the Synod of Strategic Prophecy has charged you to descend unto the Third Circle this day to seek out and destroy the demon-major Choronzon, Lord Mechanic of the Goetic Forge under Archduke Paimon."

I FUCKIN HATE EM
bro
huh
i saw this shit ass insta post
i mean have you SEEN the babes in trench crusade?
what the fuck
that's as male gaze as it gets
from this warhammer nerd
saying trench crusade is "unrealistic"
ik you ain't talkin
I like the artillery witches big bombs
the Iron Sultanate stuff?
wait no
the fucking trench nun
LOL
I remember now
the shirtless one
Artillery Witch is like normal
Oh yeah the short story of when the gates of hell were first opened are pretty good and depressing
she is more than shirtless lol
the heretic berserker is completely naked
all she has is tigh high leg armor arm armor a helmet and a casity belt lol
LOSER
also I think the arty witches might be automatons made in hell iirc but like it's neither confirmed or denied
literally no one around me plays them
so I wouldn't know LOL
What's the crystal?
i am just going by the art lol
There's plenty of normal looking woman in Trench Crusade
ye
like?
Oh yeah lmao I remember the name of the unit now
the naked nuns are a special unit afaik
those aren't women
This is what bolter slop does to your brain
most of the stigmatis nuns are properly armored afaik
of all the criticisms
the Jannisary shown off in the art is a woman
where does it say that?
"unfunctional armour"
the sculptors said it?
I know the Prussian tank splitter is a noblewoman
in the discord
they really had to add the LGBT cup just to be sure we know who the bad people are
yeah, where? because there's nothing that ive seen in the books or the art
like you're a warhammer fan
someone asked if the Iron Sultanate had woman serving in military roles
Whoever the fuck hates Trench Crusade just
the Alchemists is a woman
and industry plant?
Really hates fun honestly
and the Azeb with a banner is a woman
brother it made 3 million dollars lol
But Elite
truly
I don’t see massive tits
what the fuck is your point
How can I tell
genuinely
they mad that something was successful without ranting on twitter about woke
that TC doesn't have normal woman in it?
I mean aren't they fighting against literal hell?
Yes
its just a chud pissed off that the community and devs rejected their bullshit during the "boycott"
yes
Yeah so they should have as many people to fight with
to the point that i literally cannot post the majority of the female art
On a pragmatic point of view you'd probably want anybody who CAN fight
It does have normal woman in it
(old Kickstarter image) if you like Janissaries IS had a sub faction revealed iirc where they buffed them
is my point
Truly, this has been a Trench Crusade

wtf do you want me to say lol
yeah hell has been invading the world for centuries
a lot of the TC art is NSFW lol
and the first one is just cause tits
Again
You'd want as many people fighting daemons as possible
the actual artist of trench crusade has a very clear dimorphism to their art
women arent real because they wont date me
Samus isn't real ig
men won't date me either tbf
nobody is real
the Prussian unit
we're in the matrix
thing
Hauptmann Frederica von Goltz
I can't
Multiple of the Paladins are women
yeah but their lore says they're a woman
tank splitters
most armor is unisex
the one given example imo looks like shit
Oh no what a tragedy
lol
always has been

Well apparently if they don’t have that it doesn’t count
but the Iron Sultanate alchemist mini is explictly a woman
same with the Azeb banner holder
yeah I think Prussia is the only NA sub faction that really disallows women in combat units but if you're noble you can just "go fuck yourself I'm killing heretics"
Honestly I like to imagine like
A possessed suit of armor just gave themselves boob armor
transarmour
Because they have to find a way to make people know they were a woman
this one
Yeah that could also be as well
he screamin
But either way it'd be funny
Not to mention being a communicant kinda fucks up your body
To the point where your gender doesn’t matter
wait is this actually a thing people argue about
Yes
History nerds mainly
i thought it was a joke
the tank hunter is the perfect example
People have way too much time on their hands
And want to be upset over nothing
The need for outrage exceeds the supply
fuckers look more like demons than humans
Yeah
I remember a similar thing from Dark Souls 1 specifically.
There was a fire keeper with a suit of brass armor that covers her body. And that's mainly because her entire body was literally burnt
@late osprey Like yes, I agree that I don't like the overly sexual stuff that much but that doesn't change the fact a vast majority of the minis are intended to be gender neutral and that some of them are female
All communicants except like Paladins are fucked up
So she wear the armor to hide it
"hey guys wanna see a cool trick"
I mean who cares, it’s boob armor it’s only for fun
It’s not like it literally shows boobs
tbf there were different minis
silly straw magic
It’s just more a stylistic choice
And all of the Fire keepers in Dark Souls are fucked up on some level
I don’t care for the naked lady models either but I just don’t buy them
both equally fucked
my point is that the actual source material, mike franchina's art, is extremely sexualized on the women to the point its quite distracting
Like in DS1 I think one literally just got her tongue cut out
sure i dont doubt the game writers post-hoc made it more neutral
And also legs broken
but in the original trench crusade art its painfully obvious
There’s like two sexualized pieces of art.
Because medieval be medieval
Harpy boobs
don't be dense
yeah i can't really think of anything crazy
I’m not
i have only seen 2 examples of that
post it so we can judge
And also who gives a fuck
i wouldnt call the prussian tank buster sexualized
He has lots of very gender neutral female art
angel of mercy, heretic berserker, stigmatic nun, saint domnica
POST IT FOR THE GLORY OF THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS!!
to name just a few
thats not the point
whether or not you care about it is your business
I mean it is
saint dominica?
how is this sexualized
thats def sexualized a bit lol
what
how is skin-tight sexualized?
the angel of mercy?
i dont know how to tell you this..
huh
the fact its skin tight is a bit weird
^
the Angel of Mercy I literally do not think thats sexualized lol
lord have mercy it's the female body hide the children
we also have the amazon warrior
idk is this not just a woman
Fr fr
and the boob-plate paladin
I think its fine
Damn she has thighs
you're allowed to feel however you like about it
but pretending it isn't sexualized is just goofy
but the fact remains the artists makes more non sexualized women art than sexualized from what i have seen
not really
I mean
i do not see it being sexualized i think you watch too much porn
If I was looking to be offended I’m sure I’d think it’s sexualized too
I generally don't think it matters.
Like who cares if the woman are sexy or not sexy
It doesn't matter
give me hot men as well
desensitized take

sorry
The naked lady nuns are the main thing I agreed are goofy
Do you think this discussion is had about male characters as often as it is female?
Real
Here
No because it doesn't come up
The paladin one is kinda meh for me too
Occasionally but usually only in the anime circles
Gorsh
The rest are like, super basic
And also usually by Fujoshi's
it's like calling a female gymnast "sexualized"
you're just uncomfortable seeing the female body it's evident
there is no sexual provocation in that image get a grip
I mean isn't the gym a popular porn movie scene for that reason?
But I also do agree with that somewhat. Like
saint domnica is a bit weird imo
It's the female form
Holy shit I forgot how much swag the witchburners have
She could literally wear that outfit in a lot of Islamic countries unironically
<= this is too sexy. Them rashons
Tbf a lot of Saints and popular Christian figures back then were weird.
Mother Teresa is a good example
If we ignore the women who aren’t obviously women yeah cause you know
if you want to be willfully ignorant or result to ad hominem them i cant help you, but its quite obvious with any side-by-side
I came
(To eat food)
I agreed that if I was looking to be upset and bad faith I’d find those problematic
it's entirely your choice if you find it problematic
Especially if I ignored all examples to the contrary
Overall I really do not care.
Just as long as you don't make a 3 paragraph excuse for it
Quiet from MGSV moment
Like the multiple pieces which are women in armor
Just say you wanted a mostly naked woman
don't be a coward Kojima
where do you see one in that list?
Like at least the Nier creator was honest
And also made it consistent with the men
People have posted several for you
10/10
im asking you
amazon warrior
And I answered
the one with the boobie out for no reaosn?
what should i watch tonight
the one with literally no boobie?
It doesn’t need to be obviously a woman
lolol
i have amazon prime
That’s kinda the point
Batman Caped Crusader
i dont think you know what 'literally' means
brotha look at the art if you want
new episode was pretty good
It's interesting if only as a new take on Batman tbh
already watched it
i love it
sucks they ||GOT RID OF "very"||
episode 5 will be sweet
the biggest thing in the artwork
its clearly there, just mutilated
Cecil be like
"Mark calm down"
As he sends his cyborgs made out of human corpses
Cecil doesn't know de escalation
it was removed, like thas the whole thing
the amazon warrior is not at all sexualized
Look at that sexy woman
yeah u right, the boobie's out just for funsies
their left breast is maimed and deformed like the original myth
Shit forgot to mark it NSFW
this conversation is circular and going nowhere
what those hands do
I remember a scene from a 40k fanfic that's similar to this.
Basically a Space Marine tried to calm down a paranoid Guardsman because the Guardsman accused the SM of being an Ork.
actually they dont iirc
sweet liberty
And when the SM decided to touch the clearly panicking Guardsman
The guardsman slapped a fucking detpack onto the SM
i guess itd be awkward having them load the ammo when they're 5 feet taller
proto servitor
And threatened to detonate it
the gun is also kind of fucking huge

Tank Hunters carry massive guns and have superior aim and stuff
would need like 2 normal humans prolly to do it
Which is like the funniest shit ever
right like?
But yeah that’s the main thing, they can carry bigger guns, also they’re thinner than most communicants
the tank hunters have ammo monks not slaves
guess im watching doctor who again
the line between monk and slave i doubt is very well-defined in Trench Crusade
But still have better senses and durability
it is because the ammo monks are fellow members of their order and thier job is both the construction of the rounds and the loading of it on the battle field
fr why do they all do it
Working with communicants also is an honor in general
It’s not like these guys tend to lack for volunteers
luv me bullet slaves
I thought they just lugged the belts of it around
they are not slaves or laymen and the rounds are anointed in the blood of the order's metachrist
honestly thought that too, i cant have a non-goofy image in my head of them loading it
Why he so wide
Ig its because of the rules I thought that lol
Bro built like CaseOh
because wide=swag
Jk on the CaseOh part
Shout out to little guys lugging weapons and ammo for their bigger counterparts
do u think the shooter throws the gun at his bullet slaves or does he just give it to them gently
Is that scripture on his body
yes
Awesome
Idk how long that shit would take to tattoo though
He’s a Communicant so he gets all the cool stuff
Also very painful but that's obvious
Including scripture tats
It’s hard to stress how rare these guys are in the grand scheme
I mean not all the cool stuff
Also why aren't they wearing like
Armor
At least for the torso
me looking at my budget on the tabletop after hiring one communicant
(I will never finanically recover)
Cause they wanna show off their sick tats
Or does the scripture block it
if you shoot a communicant it isn't doing shit
the fact drinking the blood of a metachrist turns people into that if it doesnt out right kill them really says a lot about the world of trench crusade when they are still seen as holy
Ah makes sense.
That makes it even more concerning for the tattoo artist
Machine armor units are cool asf and their lore goes hard asf
they're fucking horrifying to take down
Especially for WW1 era tech
Obnoxious as hell
how much is a communicant on tabletop?
with proper equipment
They’re also super fast and have heightened senses
"get in this big suit and forgo your name"
this is my TC comp
just lots of dakka
does the fact he is blind get factored into his rules?
"...will I see you back?"
"Not for a few weeks... I have to tattoo another communicant."
"But our son wants to get to know you. You haven't been home for so long and now you're going back?"
"I'm sorry Martha. But I have to do it to feed our family. You know this..."

Oh my god that armor looks so cool
The people who serve them can’t look at them when they’re not in their armor cause they’re too hot
theres worse things to be than a vatican tattooer in trench crusade
And it would give them sinful thoughts
they cant make anymore of it lol
There was only 12 Paladins ever
Bro that armor is already giving me sinful thoughts
Oh cool Hell Paladins
My favorite
yeah they ran out of israel metal
Tiddy
3rd circle of hell paladin iirc
They run around hell and fuck shit up
Of course it was the female that turned bad smh
Like theyre basically super heroes
Jk
100 ducats for a naked communicant with no gear
an anchorite is 140 ducats fully equipped with all the upgrades you can fit
holy shit
She didn’t I don’t think
iirc thats like 5 yeomen shooters
More importantly.
Do communicants still have their privates
Ah cool
The paladin assigned to the 7th layer (the black grail) is the traitor iirc
She’s in the fourth circle of hell
Makes sense
about iirc
Pictured here is Gérin, Paladin of the 3rd Circle of Hell. Bred from the genes of Christ and trained from childhood in the arts of war, he stands some 17 feet tall when arrayed for battle. This holy warrior of unparalleled might descends into Hell to slay demons within their places of power.
Communicant tank hunter has no Ducat price
they're 5 glory with no Ammo monk
which is a lot
ammo monk is 3 glory
what do you actually need tank hunters for
3 glory can buy you a normal communicant with one of the subfactions
the fact each suit of paladin armor can only survive being in one specific layer of hell is a neat touch
So yeah that shield is like 14 feet tall
hunt tanks
its not like there's tanks
Tanks
Instant death against 99% of targets
Tanks 
can shred anchorites and other communicants
and the heretic stuff thats fucking huge

Oh in the game, big boy targets
there aren't tanks in the game
yeah the monsters
There’s “tanks”
its pretty much a dedicated lockdown unit
Big boy targets to hit
you can lockdown large chunks of a board
The Anchorites for example
unless your opponet doesn't mind sending lambs to the slaughter
basically like sniper priests on crack
Has the main Codex or whatever been posted to the public yet or is it still only limited to backers
yeah like Praetors, Anchorites, and some other units I forgot the names of
The Trench Pilgrim faction is basically built around massed trash with a few extremely dangerous units
yeah
all rules are free
on their website
or in the discord for highly experiental stuff
Oh cool. I assume you have to 3D print the actual figures tho
you can play it on tabletop simulator, which is what ive been doing recently
yeah
ngl Black Grail is so ass rn
I still find it funny that the guy using the "mace" has a fucking Bell attached to it
in a proper campaign

oh yeah 1.6 added rules for Trench Ghosts an independent faction
I wonder if they got rushed out tbh
Man looked at it and was like
regarding Black Grail
"Attach bell"
Trench Ghosts are more complete somehow
I think they wanted three factions for each “side”
despite being new
Damn that sucks
They're good for pickup games
They’ll add more, it’s all in its infancy rn
yeah
Black Grail is basically the traitor/evil faction right?
its just kind of dissapointing because they're the one Heretic faction I want to play
They’re like
black grail is specifically the zombie evil faction
It's the lord of flies shit
they're like the even shittier parts of Hell
Damn that's even more disappointing that sounds awesome
they're all about giving Infernal Cancer
The Black Grail was basically in Hells basement hidden away
Is it literally just cancer but with fire
Beelzebub's stupid ass plague faction
nah its hell zombies
So they are so bad that Hell didn't want to deal with them
The Church of Metamorphsis is weird
Give me the knights of avarice please
Awesome
its like even creepier then Black Grail
Yeah
mfw the Angels exiled to hell find a bricked up hidden stairwell
Hell factions war with eachother plenty so
Sorta
Oh damn.
Also sick
if heretic legions had guys who could wield machineguns like NA then id probably be playing them
relive the good old days of R&H armies
I really like their lore since it implies there is more than just heaven and hell
Yeah
its so weird heretic legions didn't get an MG dude lol
wait
can't the infantry get it as an upgrade?
or am I wrong
