#40k-lore-chat

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late osprey
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"it says here you allowed an unregistered individual to proceed down routine 32a8"

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'yeah but it was the emperor's so--'

opaque coyote
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Not as much as regular Imperial bureaucracy tbh

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Probably stopped after he finally sat down

dusk patrol
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There was some turmoil but that’s what the Primarch’s Scourge was for

late osprey
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yeah when he started re-writing it, but those first few days must've been brutal

opaque coyote
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Oh definitely

rose thorn
dusk patrol
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He basically just wiped out all opposition and established himself fast

rose thorn
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Never change Reddit

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Use fan art for your stupid argument

dusk patrol
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Mag no one cares about some dork sub

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
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It’s not fanart also

rose thorn
opaque coyote
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The exact same shade

rose thorn
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I thoguht there was only the uh, card game art

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
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He did a little bit of power seizing

late osprey
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sometimes you need to go through the proper channels and adhere to the rule of law

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sometimes, you just need to shoot your way out

opaque coyote
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I still think that one Berserker that literally charged in to kill Guilliman was based

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Man literally saw him wake up and was like

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"WITNESS ME"

late osprey
opaque coyote
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Man didn't even stare like the rest. He just went for it

late osprey
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you know in retrospect, what was horus's problem?

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he was so bothered about humans taking over after the GC, but did HE want to check boxes and sign signatures forever?

storm jungle
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as ever i hope everyone using horusgalaxy gets hit by a train

spring cairn
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blackwashed lol

storm jungle
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Me when i wanna be racist over a badly painted skin

spring cairn
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do they say this about ppl who get tans at the beach too

hallow saddle
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thats one of the most "restarted" things ive seen to the point where i hope its just a joke

storm jungle
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Its not.

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horusgalaxy is like basically a racist, sexist, homophobic subreddit

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i really wish it just got nuked but alas

hallow saddle
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yeah its the culture war obsessed chud warhammer sub

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genuinely obsessed

storm jungle
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I visited it like once

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and never again KEKW_ogryn

hallow saddle
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making absolutely everything about the same few topics

storm jungle
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Woke.... 😔

hallow saddle
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getting absolutely wound up by the same stuff

spring cairn
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at least the anti-woke obsession has started to be so noxious even some of my friends who were adjacent to that are starting to hate it

hallow saddle
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i do flick onto it sometimes when theres a particular outrage du jour

spring cairn
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incremental progress

tough haven
hallow saddle
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like female stodes and more recently a (made up) wraithbone retcon

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(that's made up)

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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^^^^^^^^

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oh my god THAT post

opaque coyote
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I clicked off and decided that was enough social media for today

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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It legit pissed me off

tough haven
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Gender

storm jungle
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and like, thats a rarity

opaque coyote
hallow saddle
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(these chuds have never read an eldar codex ever)

opaque coyote
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Like why

storm jungle
# opaque coyote I was just fucking confused

I think what pissed me off more was the poster's attitude of:

"I dont hate homos I just wish they stayed where they came from. I'm not hostile towards them."

Like, what the- 😭

late osprey
opaque coyote
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Stayed where they came from

tough haven
opaque coyote
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You mean EVERY COUNTRY on Earth??

storm jungle
tough haven
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Inside us

opaque coyote
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HOMOSEXUALITY IS NOT AN ETHNICITY

tough haven
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Sexuality is a spectrum

late osprey
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"KCD2 is woke now. You can choose to have gay sex and... you have to protect Jews from being massacred"

opaque coyote
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But wait... Actually I found it. The secret origin of Gay People

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We are from the underground lands of the Gay Castle...

tough haven
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I think these people might be A little afraid of a part of themselves

opaque coyote
tough haven
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and not know how to express it other than conversion

storm jungle
opaque coyote
tough haven
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I coined that rn

opaque coyote
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Homophobes being secretly gay was like

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Bullshit

tough haven
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No its real

opaque coyote
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But as time goes on

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Yeah I'm convinced they are secretly gay

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At least like 70% of them

tough haven
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we hate what we are unwilling to accept within ourselves

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Sometimes thats ok

opaque coyote
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An anti-gay Republican politician I think had like

hallow saddle
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every accusation is a confession

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every time

storm jungle
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^

opaque coyote
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Gigabytes of gay porn

storm jungle
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We had this talk before

opaque coyote
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And had sex with men

storm jungle
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ive seen a lot of white supremacists that fantasize about banging black people lmao

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its a very funny thing

tough haven
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like hating intolerance, we all have that within us, so for most people its disgusting, cause it reminds us of our darkest impulses

opaque coyote
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I forgot which as there were a lot of them

storm jungle
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they exist in every hate spectrum

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its pretty goofy

opaque coyote
storm jungle
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REAL.

opaque coyote
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Honestly I just wonder how the fuck that even happens

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Like is it a case of like

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"I can fix him?"

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Like I know some of them are probably just in it for the money

spring cairn
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It's a meme more than anything

opaque coyote
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But like

storm jungle
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Its a mix.

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theres definitely people that are actually like that but ye lol

opaque coyote
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If it's a loving relationship, which does happen, how tf does that happen??

storm jungle
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humans are complicated

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so its a bit hard to get into lol

opaque coyote
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Yeah

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True

late osprey
opaque coyote
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The political compass sucks in general

late osprey
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"i can fix him", "you're the exception", etc etc

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lovecraft had a jewish wife who did, apparently, end up fixing him

late osprey
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he was known to walk back on a lot of his worst takes in his older age

opaque coyote
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He genuinely seemed to change

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And be regretful

tough haven
opaque coyote
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Although tbf, if he wasn't afraid of

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People with differently pure blood

tough haven
opaque coyote
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Then we wouldn't even get his stories

tough haven
opaque coyote
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Which tbf, definitely were based on his internal fears.

spring cairn
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was that before or after the cat

tough haven
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all the stories are just about the british

opaque coyote
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Like especially the fish people story

tough haven
late osprey
tough haven
tough haven
opaque coyote
spring cairn
late osprey
opaque coyote
# spring cairn fix him how

Basically later in his life, he actually expressed regret over his views. Calling his previous views immature

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And actually seemed to be happier because of it

tough haven
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if only chuds learned about this one simple trick

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as it turns out, its not women, or other races, or trans people, or whatever group you've been duped into directing your hate towards thats making your life unpleasant or unhappy, its you. Its always been you

opaque coyote
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He called his old policies and beliefs Fascism, called himself a socialist, and in practice advocated for what amounted to a strain of technocracy, only one that didn't disregard culture. An educated governing class overseeing federal jobs programs committed to living wages and relevant and fulfilling work to every unemployed person in the country.

tough haven
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Get some darkest dungeon type wisdom up in here

storm jungle
late osprey
tough haven
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like have the power to do so

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its ok to hate rich people

opaque coyote
tough haven
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I see the irony

opaque coyote
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"THE WOKE GOVERNMENT SUPPORTS DEI!!!"

tough haven
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And I see it

late osprey
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NOBODY likes the government or rich people

tough haven
late osprey
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thats the nature of what it means to be radical

spring cairn
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i hate everyone because i'm evil personally

opaque coyote
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Ironically enough the Government fanned the flames of LGBT hate even more.

late osprey
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hating what's in power

opaque coyote
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Like I don't think it's been this public like 15 years ago

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I'm not saying that Homophobia didn't exist

tough haven
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I love people getting up in arms for stupid causes they dont even really know why

opaque coyote
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It DEFINITELY did

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But it hasn't been this loud until recently

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Yk?

tough haven
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btw national park service removed all mentions of transgender folks and the T in LGBTQ from stonewall memorials and official stuff relating to it

late osprey
opaque coyote
opaque coyote
sly ivy
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ur the anarch

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(idk what the anarch is i haven't read this book but it sounds like anarchist)

stuck arrow
gray umbra
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TIL about prospera

tough haven
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friendly reminder, the CIA has a free declassified guide on improvised devices of a certain variety

tough haven
tough haven
tough haven
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theres no pretense

late osprey
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it's still in the air whether or not the beliefs were already there or if they were manufactured, but what is known is that the key reason working class vote against their economic interests is because they value social interests higher

tough haven
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What I cant stand is the hypocrisy

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these groups constantly cry out about the opposition attempting to do the very things that they are doing to others

late osprey
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we've never lived in a rational world, unfortunately

tough haven
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No, we just have to push back against it as best we can

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we cant allow it to exist unchecked, if we cant ensure it does not exist

late osprey
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we know american zeitgeist swings like a pendulum every couple decades

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it's actually quite surreal how consistently it does that

tough haven
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Existence and aversity are one in the same

late osprey
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the question is really just which side you suppose the culture is on the pendulum and act accordingly

tough haven
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Yup

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Or instead of picking a side, you choose to represent certain neutral ideals that are important to you, thats also an option

late osprey
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less an option in america thanks to how the politics are structured

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but ideally yeah

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american politics for a voter is essentially a questionnaire of what policies you care about the most

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since you can't build the perfect buffet that represents you

gray umbra
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culturally its a rat race to make as much money as possible to mitigate the impact as much as possible

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even then that doesnt really work

tough haven
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Alternatively, eat the rich

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weapons are quite common in the US

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as relatively recent news has shown

gray umbra
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nah we're just billionaires that havent made it yet lol

tough haven
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Sure

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pull yourself up by your bootstraps and shit

gray umbra
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based

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true!

late osprey
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yeah, militarize society more than it already is

tough haven
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people always say "Teach a man to fish and he'll feed himself for a lifetime" but they leave out "and it would be nice to give him a fishing rod too"

late osprey
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that wont go horribly for people at all lol

tough haven
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lol

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Im only half joking

gray umbra
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and at a subscription

tough haven
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but straightforward violence is so much easier than large scale societal change, and waiting for people to be better

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I think history has taught us that violence has statistically, always been the answer /j

late osprey
late osprey
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all of the Great Revolutions had people in the Rich aiding and abetting

tough haven
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We should get them to work for us, and then stab the rich in the back afterwards before they can do the same to us

late osprey
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proles just can't ever win the shootouts

tough haven
late osprey
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if you don't like how you're being treated in the status quo, nothing like a bit of populism to brute force past it

gray umbra
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if only there was a nice turkish man with psychic powers to uplift us as a species

tough haven
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Nah, the optimal society is a meritocracy of "How good are you at avoiding being shot/shooting people that dont like you"

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actually better idea

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fight with swords and axes and such

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much more entertaining

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I think I'm describing the hunger games

late osprey
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that's just the sith empire from star wars

gray umbra
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eh the invention of firearms was always an equalizer

tough haven
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Politician makes policy changes that the general populace is against? No problem, kill them with swords and axes and such

stuck arrow
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I need to learn how to slide dodge irl

tough haven
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its the perfect check and balance

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no flaws whatsoever

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totally

late osprey
gray umbra
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NRA: smarf

tough haven
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There are few politicians that would do well in a straight fight

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not that I would either

late osprey
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if we eliminate gunpowder from physics, politicians would have to lead their own armies again

tough haven
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but I'm also not a politician

late osprey
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and half of our wars would have to stop early because they drowned in a ditch or something

stuck arrow
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Totally worked fine for Nostromo

tough haven
gray umbra
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i guess what i was getting at was might makes right isnt the greatest either

late osprey
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no its terrible lmao

tough haven
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Kill the people who makes guns, with swords and axes and such

late osprey
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it removes the amount of people the elite need to control society

dapper gyro
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What the heck is going on here...

late osprey
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instead of having to appease a bunch of middle-classers to fight for them, they can just directly brutalize their constituents

tough haven
late osprey
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a little bit of LARP wish fulfillment is one of the 40k fandom's time-honored passtimes.

tough haven
rocky gale
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In ancient times when the rulers became too unbearable the peasants would just leave. Happened in Rome a couple of times during the Republican era, the entire population would just leave the city and refuse to come back until the leaders stopped being dicks

tough haven
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we should do that

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oh wait]

dapper gyro
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Im larping right now and it is both fun and horrible.

tough haven
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we have no where to flee that isnt dicks

tough haven
late osprey
gray umbra
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you could always go to prospera and then pull a frank fontaine

tough haven
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99% of revolutionaries quit before they finally figure out civilization for real this time

late osprey
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it wasn't real communism

stuck arrow
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Become Necron. Have a panic attack when you remember what an itch was.

tough haven
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I think the real draw of using violence to "solve" your problems is that we wish large systemic and complex issues could be so easily resolved with ease of killing, and with the finality of death. Its much more appealing to think that your problem can be solved with a sword, and not more abstract, riskier and less immediate options

late osprey
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my politics is whatever is against post-8th Custodes law

late osprey
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but like in the ancient world, making pillars out of the skulls of razed cities was actually effective

gray umbra
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give it a few

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people arent ready to commit to it yet

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hopefully past my lifetime

late osprey
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shrimply be ready for exterminations beyond the likes of which anyone has ever seen

tough haven
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usually it comes back to bite you

gray umbra
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shrimply

tough haven
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live by the sword die by the sword kinda shit

late osprey
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so if you're a pure-evil psychopath, you can quite literally kill enough people that they'll stop fighting

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worked for the Big E, to bring this back to 40k

stuck arrow
gray umbra
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there was some lawyer from chicago who actually called out what the internet would become

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so it would probably be a good thing

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me personally

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i enjoy my slop

late osprey
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if i didnt have the internet, i wouldnt know about post-8th custodes lore

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so there's one reason to destroy it

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ignorance is bliss

stuck arrow
stuck arrow
wintry scarab
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When marines have these sort of eye monocle things, is that a helmet attachment or is to because they have an implant and the helmet is build to support the implant?

opaque coyote
late osprey
opaque coyote
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Because surprisingly enough governing is far more boring compared to

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Literally just shooting people

late osprey
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since i could swear i remember cases where space marines with that helmet design take off their helmet

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maybe just hallucination though

languid meadow
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I was gonna comment on the eye thing but the thing Laati brought up made me find this

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but yeah I remember seeing marines with the ocular thing take off a normal helmet Istg I saw it somewhere

late osprey
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if you do what you love, you never have to work a day in your life

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guess nobody ever told the jihadis that

arctic talon
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I.E like the devestators

late osprey
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ostensibly its the ones that AREN'T carrying the big-guns that are supposed to identify targets

stuck arrow
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Weird that you'd need it with helmet auspex and whatnot. But rule of cool probably. I haven't read enough spess marens.

rose thorn
late osprey
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they do, theyre all over the place in SM2 as well

stuck arrow
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Confused and horrified all the newcomers KEKW_ogryn

tough haven
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the imperium is not good

stuck arrow
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No u

late osprey
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i like how the cherub were around way, way, WAY before it was lore that they were vat-grown

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there was a significant period there where it was just like "yeah they make babies into servitors get over it"

stuck arrow
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Seems inefficient but I'm not a Martian tech crackhead

arctic talon
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Which is weird with how common they are in marine art

late osprey
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all im saying is

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all the gore in trench crusade? you can't prove it's not vat-grown

arctic talon
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ngl they should have kept the baby servitor stuff lol

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Cherubs are already creepy little things

late osprey
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vat-grown hands

arctic talon
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no issue with making them more horrifying

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not sure where the dick measuring between Trench Crusade and 40k came from

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lol

late osprey
arctic talon
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Its like the weirdest fucking thing

stuck arrow
arctic talon
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its not like 40k isn't extremely horrific, people just refuse to read books lol

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and then get mad when they read the Imperium doing something comically horrible

late osprey
tough haven
stuck arrow
arctic talon
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Vat grown is just as horrific lol

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Its just like

tough haven
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Yeah we created life just to make it into a torturous form

arctic talon
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less since people feel disconnected from it

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lol

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but vatgrown are like

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Fully sentient and sapient individuals

tough haven
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and uh it uhh will never know anything else

arctic talon
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Cawl is literally vatgrown

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same with like most Mechanicus characters

arctic talon
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The Afrial Strain are also vatgrown and they're fully sentient and sapient lol

late osprey
arctic talon
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99.99% of all drukhari are vatgrown as well

arctic talon
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smh

late osprey
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our family-run agri-world has been in business for 500 years and our patented Skull Harvesting techniques are still second-to-none

arctic talon
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my favorite lore bit in trench crusade

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is defacing the Sultanates currency gets you uh

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one moment

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. The law severely punishes those who try to deface dinars by being hung and disemboweled simultaneously.

late osprey
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i like the sultanate lore just has God spawning in a giant fuckoff attack on titan wall for them

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its so out of left field lmao

stuck arrow
arctic talon
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akshully

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The Jesus clones are uh

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carved for meat

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And one of them escaped

languid meadow
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who up eating meta-christs

stuck arrow
arctic talon
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ngl do you think if the Church invented time travel

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they'd go back in time

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and harvest more meat from the 1st meta christ

late osprey
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vat-grown infant

languid meadow
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I could be wrong but aren't the babies basically radios

arctic talon
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Yes

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lol

languid meadow
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lmao I love heretic lore so much

arctic talon
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iirc some of them also aren't even like normal fucking babies lol

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like they're some weird demon spawn

stuck arrow
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"Just slap it a couple times if you can't get signal"

arctic talon
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I know the Church also does some weird things to kids

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to get messages from God

late osprey
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i like the heretic lore has recruitment basically being a game of Infernal Chicken

arctic talon
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I forgot what it was but iirc its like

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blinding and deafening them or some shit?

late osprey
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"bro just run into the pit of hell as far as you can lmao"

arctic talon
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so they can never sin

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Heretic Legions are so fucking funny

languid meadow
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well technically there are no demons on the heretics side at least on earth

arctic talon
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Yeah

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No Demons or Angels on Earth

late osprey
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what are the demons in the demon factions then?

arctic talon
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Those aren't demons

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those are uh really really really mutated humans

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or a demon shoved into a human

languid meadow
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There is non all "demonic" looking beings have mortal blood

arctic talon
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demons aren't' allowed to fully manifest

stuck arrow
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Daemons. With an e. Totally diff

arctic talon
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same applies to Angels

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Daemons and Demons are the same word

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one is just older

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lol

languid meadow
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Path of the beast is a cool sub faction of the heretics

arctic talon
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ngl

languid meadow
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kind of the "fuck it we ball" mentality

arctic talon
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I wish NA had a gun focused faction

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its so fucking weird its ALL melee subfactions

late osprey
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thats what im saying

arctic talon
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Like WHY

stuck arrow
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We regressed

late osprey
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i want like a british faction thats all about machineguns

arctic talon
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I get the point is to encourage alternate playstyles

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but they aren't

languid meadow
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I mean maybe the Novgorod or other Rus factions might be but idk

plush mason
arctic talon
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💀

languid meadow
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let me find the paladin short story

arctic talon
languid meadow
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oh yeah and the church has their own gate into hell but that's older lore so it might or might not get retconned in the far future

arctic talon
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or rather the creators aren't

languid meadow
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In the name of the Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit, the Council of Saints in conjunction with the Synod of Strategic Prophecy has charged you to descend unto the Third Circle this day to seek out and destroy the demon-major Choronzon, Lord Mechanic of the Goetic Forge under Archduke Paimon."

arctic talon
spare osprey
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i saw this shit ass insta post

late osprey
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i mean have you SEEN the babes in trench crusade?

arctic talon
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what the fuck

late osprey
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that's as male gaze as it gets

spare osprey
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from this warhammer nerd

languid meadow
spare osprey
spare osprey
stuck arrow
arctic talon
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wait no

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the fucking trench nun

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LOL

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I remember now

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the shirtless one

late osprey
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artillery witches, berserkers, stigmatic nuns,

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even the one female paladin

arctic talon
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Artillery Witch is like normal

late osprey
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trench crusade is a game of babes and blood

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simple as

languid meadow
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Oh yeah the short story of when the gates of hell were first opened are pretty good and depressing

plush mason
arctic talon
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the Iron Sultanate Azeb mini is a woman

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the banner one

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iirc

late osprey
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the heretic berserker is completely naked

plush mason
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all she has is tigh high leg armor arm armor a helmet and a casity belt lol

spare osprey
languid meadow
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also I think the arty witches might be automatons made in hell iirc but like it's neither confirmed or denied

arctic talon
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so I wouldn't know LOL

stuck arrow
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What's the crystal?

spare osprey
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it's just

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there

plush mason
arctic talon
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There's plenty of normal looking woman in Trench Crusade

plush mason
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ye

late osprey
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like?

arctic talon
languid meadow
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Oh yeah lmao I remember the name of the unit now

arctic talon
plush mason
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the naked nuns are a special unit afaik

languid meadow
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yoke fiends are fucking hilarious

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seethe because they aren't angels

late osprey
stuck arrow
arctic talon
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The Alchemist mini is a woman

spare osprey
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i mean

plush mason
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most of the stigmatis nuns are properly armored afaik

spare osprey
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of all the criticisms

arctic talon
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the Jannisary shown off in the art is a woman

late osprey
spare osprey
arctic talon
languid meadow
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I know the Prussian tank splitter is a noblewoman

arctic talon
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in the discord

crystal forum
# spare osprey LOSER

they really had to add the LGBT cup just to be sure we know who the bad people are

late osprey
arctic talon
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In the discord

spare osprey
arctic talon
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someone asked if the Iron Sultanate had woman serving in military roles

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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the Alchemists is a woman

spare osprey
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and industry plant?

opaque coyote
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Really hates fun honestly

arctic talon
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and the Azeb with a banner is a woman

spare osprey
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brother it made 3 million dollars lol

arctic talon
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Also the NA stuff is like

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also gender neutral

dusk patrol
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But Elite

spare osprey
arctic talon
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They don't discriminate between Gender for combat roles

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for Trench Crusade

dusk patrol
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I don’t see massive tits

arctic talon
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what the fuck is your point

dusk patrol
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How can I tell

arctic talon
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genuinely

crystal forum
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they mad that something was successful without ranting on twitter about woke

arctic talon
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that TC doesn't have normal woman in it?

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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Yes

plush mason
late osprey
arctic talon
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Okay

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but it does

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explictly

opaque coyote
late osprey
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to the point that i literally cannot post the majority of the female art

opaque coyote
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On a pragmatic point of view you'd probably want anybody who CAN fight

spare osprey
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i feel like there's like

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maybe 2 artworks of women you can't post

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the nun

arctic talon
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It does have normal woman in it

languid meadow
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(old Kickstarter image) if you like Janissaries IS had a sub faction revealed iirc where they buffed them

arctic talon
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is my point

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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wtf do you want me to say lol

plush mason
spare osprey
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and one of the church of the beast pieces

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like thas it

arctic talon
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a lot of the TC art is NSFW lol

spare osprey
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and the first one is just cause tits

dusk patrol
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Women aren’t real if they don’t have boob armor

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It’s how it works

opaque coyote
late osprey
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the actual artist of trench crusade has a very clear dimorphism to their art

crystal forum
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women arent real because they wont date me

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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I forgot her name

spare osprey
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nobody is real

arctic talon
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the Prussian unit

spare osprey
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we're in the matrix

opaque coyote
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Like

arctic talon
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thing

languid meadow
opaque coyote
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I can't

dusk patrol
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Multiple of the Paladins are women

arctic talon
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yeah but their lore says they're a woman

languid meadow
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tank splitters

plush mason
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most armor is unisex

arctic talon
opaque coyote
arctic talon
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lol

plush mason
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always has been

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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the boob plate is comical

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but w/e

dusk patrol
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Well apparently if they don’t have that it doesn’t count

arctic talon
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but the Iron Sultanate alchemist mini is explictly a woman

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same with the Azeb banner holder

languid meadow
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yeah I think Prussia is the only NA sub faction that really disallows women in combat units but if you're noble you can just "go fuck yourself I'm killing heretics"

opaque coyote
crystal forum
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transarmour

opaque coyote
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Because they have to find a way to make people know they were a woman

arctic talon
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this one

opaque coyote
crystal forum
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he screamin

opaque coyote
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But either way it'd be funny

dusk patrol
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Not to mention being a communicant kinda fucks up your body

opaque coyote
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Like I don't really care for boob armor

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Like

dusk patrol
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To the point where your gender doesn’t matter

opaque coyote
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It exists

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And it's fun to draw

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But that's about it

crystal forum
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wait is this actually a thing people argue about

dusk patrol
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Yes

opaque coyote
crystal forum
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i thought it was a joke

plush mason
dusk patrol
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People have way too much time on their hands

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And want to be upset over nothing

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The need for outrage exceeds the supply

plush mason
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fuckers look more like demons than humans

dusk patrol
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Yeah

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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@late osprey Like yes, I agree that I don't like the overly sexual stuff that much but that doesn't change the fact a vast majority of the minis are intended to be gender neutral and that some of them are female

dusk patrol
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All communicants except like Paladins are fucked up

opaque coyote
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So she wear the armor to hide it

languid meadow
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"hey guys wanna see a cool trick"

tough haven
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I mean who cares, it’s boob armor it’s only for fun

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It’s not like it literally shows boobs

arctic talon
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I don't like how it looks that much lol

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is it

spare osprey
crystal forum
tough haven
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It’s just more a stylistic choice

opaque coyote
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And all of the Fire keepers in Dark Souls are fucked up on some level

dusk patrol
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I don’t care for the naked lady models either but I just don’t buy them

spare osprey
late osprey
opaque coyote
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Like in DS1 I think one literally just got her tongue cut out

late osprey
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sure i dont doubt the game writers post-hoc made it more neutral

opaque coyote
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And also legs broken

late osprey
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but in the original trench crusade art its painfully obvious

dusk patrol
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There’s like two sexualized pieces of art.

opaque coyote
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Because medieval be medieval

languid meadow
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Harpy boobs

late osprey
spare osprey
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yeah i can't really think of anything crazy

dusk patrol
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I’m not

plush mason
crystal forum
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post it so we can judge

dusk patrol
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And also who gives a fuck

plush mason
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i wouldnt call the prussian tank buster sexualized

dusk patrol
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He has lots of very gender neutral female art

late osprey
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angel of mercy, heretic berserker, stigmatic nun, saint domnica

opaque coyote
late osprey
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to name just a few

late osprey
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whether or not you care about it is your business

dusk patrol
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I mean it is

late osprey
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but it literally is

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denying it out of convenience is just silly

crystal forum
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how is this sexualized

arctic talon
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thats def sexualized a bit lol

crystal forum
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what

late osprey
spare osprey
late osprey
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i dont know how to tell you this..

spare osprey
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huh

arctic talon
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the fact its skin tight is a bit weird

plush mason
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^

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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the Angel of Mercy I literally do not think thats sexualized lol

crystal forum
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lord have mercy it's the female body hide the children

arctic talon
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wait no

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wrong thing

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lol

late osprey
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we also have the amazon warrior

spare osprey
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idk is this not just a woman

late osprey
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and the boob-plate paladin

arctic talon
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I think its fine

opaque coyote
late osprey
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you're allowed to feel however you like about it

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but pretending it isn't sexualized is just goofy

plush mason
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but the fact remains the artists makes more non sexualized women art than sexualized from what i have seen

arctic talon
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I mean

crystal forum
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i do not see it being sexualized i think you watch too much porn

dusk patrol
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If I was looking to be offended I’m sure I’d think it’s sexualized too

opaque coyote
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It doesn't matter

arctic talon
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give me hot men as well

arctic talon
late osprey
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sorry

dusk patrol
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The naked lady nuns are the main thing I agreed are goofy

tough haven
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Do you think this discussion is had about male characters as often as it is female?

opaque coyote
languid meadow
arctic talon
dusk patrol
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The paladin one is kinda meh for me too

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
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The rest are like, super basic

opaque coyote
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And also usually by Fujoshi's

arctic talon
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Maybe

crystal forum
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there is no sexual provocation in that image get a grip

opaque coyote
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But I also do agree with that somewhat. Like

arctic talon
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saint domnica is a bit weird imo

opaque coyote
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It's the female form

arctic talon
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just because no armor

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when other stuff we've seen has armor

languid meadow
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Holy shit I forgot how much swag the witchburners have

arctic talon
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in the same style

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lol

dusk patrol
late osprey
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its clear in EVERY depiction of the women vs EVERY depiction of the men

ornate estuary
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corpsestarch <= this is too sexy. Them rashons

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
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If we ignore the women who aren’t obviously women yeah cause you know

late osprey
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if you want to be willfully ignorant or result to ad hominem them i cant help you, but its quite obvious with any side-by-side

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
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I agreed that if I was looking to be upset and bad faith I’d find those problematic

late osprey
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it's entirely your choice if you find it problematic

dusk patrol
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Especially if I ignored all examples to the contrary

opaque coyote
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Overall I really do not care.

Just as long as you don't make a 3 paragraph excuse for it

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Quiet from MGSV moment

dusk patrol
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Like the multiple pieces which are women in armor

arctic talon
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Just say you wanted a mostly naked woman

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don't be a coward Kojima

late osprey
opaque coyote
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Like at least the Nier creator was honest

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And also made it consistent with the men

dusk patrol
opaque coyote
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10/10

late osprey
spare osprey
dusk patrol
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And I answered

late osprey
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the one with the boobie out for no reaosn?

crystal forum
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what should i watch tonight

spare osprey
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the one with literally no boobie?

dusk patrol
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It doesn’t need to be obviously a woman

spare osprey
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lolol

crystal forum
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i have amazon prime

dusk patrol
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That’s kinda the point

opaque coyote
late osprey
spare osprey
languid meadow
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new episode was pretty good

opaque coyote
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It's interesting if only as a new take on Batman tbh

languid meadow
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sucks they ||GOT RID OF "very"||

spare osprey
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they LITERALLY have no breast

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thas like

crystal forum
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episode 5 will be sweet

spare osprey
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the biggest thing in the artwork

late osprey
opaque coyote
arctic talon
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Cecil doesn't know de escalation

spare osprey
plush mason
crystal forum
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gaaaah idk what to watch

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so much to choose

dusk patrol
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Look at that sexy woman

late osprey
plush mason
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their left breast is maimed and deformed like the original myth

dusk patrol
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Shit forgot to mark it NSFW

arctic talon
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this conversation is circular and going nowhere

gray umbra
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what those hands do

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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probably hit stuff

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throw grenade

late osprey
gray umbra
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sweet liberty

late osprey
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they have slaves for that

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or whatever

opaque coyote
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And when the SM decided to touch the clearly panicking Guardsman

arctic talon
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The slaves carry the ammo

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they do load the ammo themselves iirc

opaque coyote
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The guardsman slapped a fucking detpack onto the SM

late osprey
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i guess itd be awkward having them load the ammo when they're 5 feet taller

crystal forum
opaque coyote
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And threatened to detonate it

arctic talon
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the gun is also kind of fucking huge

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
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Tank Hunters carry massive guns and have superior aim and stuff

arctic talon
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would need like 2 normal humans prolly to do it

opaque coyote
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Which is like the funniest shit ever

dusk patrol
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But yeah that’s the main thing, they can carry bigger guns, also they’re thinner than most communicants

plush mason
crystal forum
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guess im watching doctor who again

late osprey
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the line between monk and slave i doubt is very well-defined in Trench Crusade

dusk patrol
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But still have better senses and durability

languid meadow
plush mason
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it is because the ammo monks are fellow members of their order and thier job is both the construction of the rounds and the loading of it on the battle field

crystal forum
dusk patrol
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Working with communicants also is an honor in general

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It’s not like these guys tend to lack for volunteers

arctic talon
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huh so they do load it

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my bad

late osprey
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luv me bullet slaves

arctic talon
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I thought they just lugged the belts of it around

plush mason
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they are not slaves or laymen and the rounds are anointed in the blood of the order's metachrist

languid meadow
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Fuck I forgot to get hte image

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His burning swag

late osprey
opaque coyote
arctic talon
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Ig its because of the rules I thought that lol

opaque coyote
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Bro built like CaseOh

plush mason
opaque coyote
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Jk on the CaseOh part

languid meadow
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Shout out to little guys lugging weapons and ammo for their bigger counterparts

late osprey
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do u think the shooter throws the gun at his bullet slaves or does he just give it to them gently

opaque coyote
plush mason
opaque coyote
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Awesome

opaque coyote
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Idk how long that shit would take to tattoo though

dusk patrol
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He’s a Communicant so he gets all the cool stuff

opaque coyote
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Also very painful but that's obvious

dusk patrol
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Including scripture tats

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It’s hard to stress how rare these guys are in the grand scheme

languid meadow
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I mean not all the cool stuff

opaque coyote
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Armor

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At least for the torso

arctic talon
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me looking at my budget on the tabletop after hiring one communicant

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(I will never finanically recover)

dusk patrol
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Cause they wanna show off their sick tats

opaque coyote
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Or does the scripture block it

arctic talon
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their flesh is hard

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like

dusk patrol
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Communicants also are just super durable

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Yeah

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They regenerate too

arctic talon
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if you shoot a communicant it isn't doing shit

plush mason
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the fact drinking the blood of a metachrist turns people into that if it doesnt out right kill them really says a lot about the world of trench crusade when they are still seen as holy

arctic talon
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they have better armor then the Mech Armor NA dudes

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baseline lol

opaque coyote
languid meadow
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Machine armor units are cool asf and their lore goes hard asf

arctic talon
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they're fucking horrifying to take down

opaque coyote
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Especially for WW1 era tech

dusk patrol
arctic talon
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Obnoxious as hell

late osprey
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with proper equipment

dusk patrol
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They’re also super fast and have heightened senses

languid meadow
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"get in this big suit and forgo your name"

late osprey
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just lots of dakka

plush mason
# dusk patrol

does the fact he is blind get factored into his rules?

dusk patrol
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Uh I can’t recall, I don’t think it affects them much

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They have wild senses

opaque coyote
# arctic talon Obnoxious as hell

"...will I see you back?"

"Not for a few weeks... I have to tattoo another communicant."

"But our son wants to get to know you. You haven't been home for so long and now you're going back?"

"I'm sorry Martha. But I have to do it to feed our family. You know this..."

dusk patrol
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Not all do that too

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Then there’s paladins

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Who are basically just primarchs

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
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The people who serve them can’t look at them when they’re not in their armor cause they’re too hot

late osprey
dusk patrol
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And it would give them sinful thoughts

plush mason
dusk patrol
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There was only 12 Paladins ever

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
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One turned bad, 2 might be dead iirc

opaque coyote
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My favorite

late osprey
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yeah they ran out of israel metal

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
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Hell Paladin

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But yeah

languid meadow
dusk patrol
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They run around hell and fuck shit up

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
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Like theyre basically super heroes

opaque coyote
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Jk

arctic talon
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an anchorite is 140 ducats fully equipped with all the upgrades you can fit

late osprey
dusk patrol
late osprey
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iirc thats like 5 yeomen shooters

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
languid meadow
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The paladin assigned to the 7th layer (the black grail) is the traitor iirc

dusk patrol
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She’s in the fourth circle of hell

arctic talon
dusk patrol
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Pictured here is Gérin, Paladin of the 3rd Circle of Hell. Bred from the genes of Christ and trained from childhood in the arts of war, he stands some 17 feet tall when arrayed for battle. This holy warrior of unparalleled might descends into Hell to slay demons within their places of power.

arctic talon
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Communicant tank hunter has no Ducat price

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they're 5 glory with no Ammo monk

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which is a lot

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ammo monk is 3 glory

late osprey
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what do you actually need tank hunters for

arctic talon
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3 glory can buy you a normal communicant with one of the subfactions

plush mason
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the fact each suit of paladin armor can only survive being in one specific layer of hell is a neat touch

dusk patrol
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So yeah that shield is like 14 feet tall

languid meadow
#

hunt tanks

late osprey
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its not like there's tanks

dusk patrol
arctic talon
opaque coyote
arctic talon
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can shred anchorites and other communicants

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and the heretic stuff thats fucking huge

opaque coyote
dusk patrol
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Oh in the game, big boy targets

late osprey
late osprey
dusk patrol
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There’s “tanks”

arctic talon
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its pretty much a dedicated lockdown unit

dusk patrol
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Big boy targets to hit

arctic talon
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you can lockdown large chunks of a board

dusk patrol
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The Anchorites for example

arctic talon
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unless your opponet doesn't mind sending lambs to the slaughter

late osprey
opaque coyote
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Has the main Codex or whatever been posted to the public yet or is it still only limited to backers

languid meadow
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yeah like Praetors, Anchorites, and some other units I forgot the names of

late osprey
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i wanted a sniper priest but i couldnt afford it

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too many machineguns

dusk patrol
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The Trench Pilgrim faction is basically built around massed trash with a few extremely dangerous units

arctic talon
arctic talon
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on their website

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or in the discord for highly experiental stuff

opaque coyote
late osprey
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you can play it on tabletop simulator, which is what ive been doing recently

dusk patrol
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Gotta wade through a bunch of crazy fanatics and then these bad boys show up

arctic talon
#

ngl Black Grail is so ass rn

opaque coyote
# dusk patrol

I still find it funny that the guy using the "mace" has a fucking Bell attached to it

arctic talon
#

in a proper campaign

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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they can't progress properly

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they're missing several core features

languid meadow
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oh yeah 1.6 added rules for Trench Ghosts an independent faction

arctic talon
#

I wonder if they got rushed out tbh

opaque coyote
#

Man looked at it and was like

arctic talon
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regarding Black Grail

opaque coyote
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"Attach bell"

arctic talon
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Trench Ghosts are more complete somehow

dusk patrol
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I think they wanted three factions for each “side”

arctic talon
#

despite being new

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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They're good for pickup games

dusk patrol
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They’ll add more, it’s all in its infancy rn

arctic talon
#

yeah

opaque coyote
#

Black Grail is basically the traitor/evil faction right?

arctic talon
#

its just kind of dissapointing because they're the one Heretic faction I want to play

dusk patrol
#

They’re like

late osprey
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black grail is specifically the zombie evil faction

dusk patrol
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Worse hell

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Eldritch horror

languid meadow
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It's the lord of flies shit

arctic talon
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they're like the even shittier parts of Hell

opaque coyote
late osprey
#

they're all about giving Infernal Cancer

arctic talon
#

Excluding the metamorphsis church stuff

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which is like Eldritch horror

dusk patrol
#

The Black Grail was basically in Hells basement hidden away

opaque coyote
languid meadow
#

Beelzebub's stupid ass plague faction

late osprey
opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

The Church of Metamorphsis is weird

languid meadow
#

Give me the knights of avarice please

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

its like even creepier then Black Grail

dusk patrol
#

Yeah

arctic talon
#

mfw the Angels exiled to hell find a bricked up hidden stairwell

dusk patrol
#

Sorta

opaque coyote
late osprey
#

if heretic legions had guys who could wield machineguns like NA then id probably be playing them

#

relive the good old days of R&H armies

languid meadow
arctic talon
#

Yeah

arctic talon
#

wait

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can't the infantry get it as an upgrade?

#

or am I wrong

late osprey
#

they have a big dude that probably can buy a machinegun

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but its not the same as having dedicated mega-gunners like NA does