Oh also the funniest pet
#40k-lore-chat
opaque coyote
Shrieker was always kinda annoying in DD1.
Mainly because every time I tried murdering it, it always pussied out
arctic talon
Fun fact did you know that it’s mom/dad is looking for it
Super shambler miniboss
queen laurel
Fun fact did you know that it’s mom/dad is looking for it
oh it's fine we can kill the parents
arctic talon
Oh it doesn’t die
opaque coyote
Fun fact did you know that it’s mom/dad is looking for it
L Bozo. Your kid is mine now.
arctic talon
It gets the “runaway” thing
Like with Antiquarian
So the implication is that when you have the shambler spawn it’s the same shambler trying to get its kid back
queen laurel
Oh it doesn’t die
Is it that stupid chaos demon stuff that literally allows them to just not die and spawn to the home plane
opaque coyote
Is it that stupid chaos demon stuff that literally allows them to just not die a...
It would be infinitely funnier if it just ran the fuck away
arctic talon
Fat fuck drank too much blood
opaque coyote
Like no it doesn't have some weird metaphysical thing like Chaos Daemons.
It just runs
arctic talon
too rotund now
queen laurel
Fat fuck drank too much blood
ah yes i love my baby slime with baby bones
arctic talon
It was hungry smh
opaque coyote
ah yes i love my baby slime with baby bones
Do you think it's slime is like
Acidic
queen laurel
Do you think it's slime is like
it is acidic
arctic talon
Not extremely though
It’s like
A very mild acid
It’ll eat stuff away eventually but it takes ages
opaque coyote
DD slimes are acidic
Yeah I wonder how you can even tame it if you can't really touch it without burning your hand
queen laurel
yeah they can digest like a lot of organic stuff but like they can't really digest very hard stuff like you know bones as you can see
arctic talon
Yeah I wonder how you can even tame it if you can't really touch it without burn...
Just feed it
opaque coyote
It’ll eat stuff away eventually but it takes ages
Oh.
Yeah that makes sense.
Pet the slime that eats carrion
arctic talon
We know slimes can be friends with humans
opaque coyote
And hope it doesn't eat you when you're dying
queen laurel
A very mild acid
abomination's bile is probably more acidic right
arctic talon
Rotted flesh, human waste, eldritch abomination juice, and other random dirt
arctic talon
abomination's bile is probably more acidic right
My brother in Christ the abomination literally melts peoples faces off
The slimes in DD don’t cause blight
They just hit you really hard
The ones in 2 seem to be smarter
Considering they sometimes decide to stick you with a spear
Or launch shards of metal at you
opaque coyote
My brother in Christ the abomination literally melts peoples faces off
I checked the DD2 pets list
I love how it goes from wolf cub
queen laurel
My brother in Christ the abomination literally melts peoples faces off
considering it's literally called bile
opaque coyote
The cat is really good
I wouldn't be surprised if cats were fucking Eldritch abominations that are waiting to take over.
arctic talon
Anyways give it cat food
opaque coyote
opaque coyote
Somehow
Definitely an elder god
Just
One of the nicer ones ig
And not like the Heart or whatever that fucking blows up the planet
arctic talon
Yeah
opaque coyote
Also I checked DD2 lore and the Heart is pretty much like
C tier which is funny
The Ancestor died from a C tier Eldritch god smh
opaque coyote
But it’s contained
I mean isn't exploring the Darkest Dungeon like
Literally how it fuels itself?
opaque coyote
Like I remember that in DD1 's hardest mode. If you die enough times, you lose.
arctic talon
And it’s stuck in a timeloop
Because of the sleeper
Which is the giant fuckass comet
From color of madness
opaque coyote
From color of madness
Honestly my favorite DLC in terms of aesthetic.
arctic talon
The heart of darkness would have blown up the world
If not for the Sleeper
Which is fucking hilarious
opaque coyote
If not for the Sleeper
So basically the comet literally just keeps the mansion in a localized time loop
opaque coyote
And each playthrough is essentially another loop
arctic talon
The timeloop is really weird in dd1 but essentially yeah
queen laurel
The heart of darkness would have blown up the world
OK so is like the darkest dungeon 1 hamlet just stuck in its own like time loop and is completely separate from like the rest of the world
arctic talon
Sleeper is a baby eldritch god
arctic talon
OK so is like the darkest dungeon 1 hamlet just stuck in its own like time loop ...
It got broken in dd2
By the protege
opaque coyote
Sleeper is a baby eldritch god
...well that is terrifying.
arctic talon
The protege fucking with reality broke it
opaque coyote
Since it implies that it's stronger than the Heart
arctic talon
Tbh it may be a difference in what they do
The sleeper literally warps time and space
queen laurel
The protege fucking with reality broke it
OK so is it fixed in two?
opaque coyote
It got broken in dd2
We're gonna return to it aren't we?
arctic talon
The heart of darkness is the origin
Maybe
We know how the swine
Got to the DD2 area
The sluice is apparently way fucking bigger
opaque coyote
Local Old Man ruins everything
arctic talon
Then the ancestor thought
arctic talon
Local Old Man ruins everything
Next kingdoms is against the crimson court invading
💀
Or wait no sorry
The uh
You know the weird creepy shaman lady for champion difficulty
In the Weald right
opaque coyote
You know the weird creepy shaman lady for champion difficulty
Yeah
arctic talon
Yeah it’s her people or whatever
Kingdoms is hilarious
The protege repents for their sins
With infinite community service
forever
I do like how the protégé’s face or gender is never shown
Well I guess it is shown once
opaque coyote
The protege repents for their sins
So basically the stage coach
queen laurel
I do like how the protégé’s face or gender is never shown
i need to catch up on the story some more this be confusing
i'm only stuck on one currently
arctic talon
i need to catch up on the story some more this be confusing
DD2’s story is somehow more deranged imo
It’s also much less pessimistic
Also I love how Death looks in DD2
Combination of the 4 horsemen + grim reaper + a bridal gown
queen laurel
It’s also much less pessimistic
yeah isn't the ending literally like
You can keep going and keep being hopeful but you always remember that the darkness is always there
what you're doing actually has a difference
arctic talon
Okay now you’ve been sentenced to 10 morbillion years of community service
opaque coyote
It’s also much less pessimistic
Tbf after the first's depressing ending, you have nowhere to go but up
arctic talon
Have fun
This is true
LOL
Oh also I love the design of the fish people
In dd2 much more
opaque coyote
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/darkestdungeon_gamepedia/images/c/c3/Death.png...
Honestly that design creeps me out.
Trypophobia moment
I also like it due to how it looks like a close up of spongy bones
arctic talon
Honestly that design creeps me out.
Trypophobia moment
I also like it due to ...
Yeah it’s freaky
opaque coyote
https://darkestdungeon.wiki.gg/images/f/f1/Cabin_Boy_DD2.png
How tf is that a fish person what that looks like an alien
queen laurel
what happened to the swine in dd2
opaque coyote
It’s a baby
Fair
Also ew.
queen laurel
are they still around
misty vector
Wilbur hit the gym
queen laurel
Less fucked up looking
glow up
arctic talon
Real
opaque coyote
what happened to the swine in dd2
Apparently they uh
Multiplied
queen laurel
well at least this thing is dead
queen laurel
hopefully
arctic talon
...does he still do the annoying shriek move
Yes
Also if you resist the stun it dazes you instead
Because fuck you
Oh also anti is back
As a traitor enemy
misty vector
Fitting choice for her
queen laurel
As a ~~traitor~~ enemy
she's probably the less trustworthy hero
misty vector
She really was holding back in dd1 though lol
opaque coyote
Also if you resist the stun it dazes you instead
That was how my Reynuald died
opaque coyote
I would rather trust the guy that can turn into an abomination than her
At least the abomination seems friendly tbh
Just has a really shitty condition
arctic talon
She really was holding back in dd1 though lol
It’s hilarious it’s still called “nervous stab”
But it does like
Way more fucking damage then a pillagers normal shank lol
opaque coyote
It’s hilarious it’s still called “nervous stab”
She got a new knife with all the loot she got
arctic talon
It’s the same shitty Kukri
Oh also she got modded into being a playable hero with additional moves like
A few hours after the mod stuff released lol
misty vector
Can never kill her either she always escapes
queen laurel
At least she drops good trinkets
did the runaway replace her
queen laurel
Antiquarian’s role isn’t in dd2
i mean in a character spot sense
arctic talon
It’s part of the reason why she got turned into an enemy
Not really
They function way differently
opaque coyote
Shame that the Bounty Hunter isn't a permanent character but it makes sense
arctic talon
Runaway is a shuffle/likes to sit in backline
queen laurel
like the replacement character since now that guy's an enemy
misty vector
Runaway is another dancer/DoT character
arctic talon
Shame that the Bounty Hunter isn't a permanent character but it makes sense
He is in kingdoms
And it’s great
Lowkey they should have kept flag bleed
Bleed is the worst dot option in the game rn
queen laurel
He is in kingdoms
OK so darkest dungeon 2 has every character but you replace antiquarian with runaway
arctic talon
No
misty vector
Still missing several
arctic talon
No arb, shieldbreaker, houndmaster
queen laurel
No arb, shieldbreaker, houndmaster
i see
arctic talon
Musketeer doesn’t count
Since she’s just arb reskinned
And they confirmed she isn’t coming back
opaque coyote
No arb, shieldbreaker, houndmaster
No Houndmaster?
0/10
queen laurel
And they confirmed she isn’t coming back
well to be fair isn't her story rather boring
misty vector
And they confirmed she isn’t coming back
Arb or musketeer?
arctic talon
Musketeer
opaque coyote
And they confirmed she isn’t coming back
Damn I liked her design.
Also shooting abominations with a gun is fun.
queen laurel
She missed because she saw the eldritch eye looking into her in a target
misty vector
Ah good, i like arb
queen laurel
but like why not bring her back
arctic talon
I do like what black reliquary did with Musketeer’s kit
Where she has different ammo types
And a bunch of other different stuff
queen laurel
was she really that garbage
opaque coyote
was she really that garbage
She was basically a reskin
misty vector
Its just why would you enable her, if she is another arb that can replace a recruit of a different character
arctic talon
Oh there is an inn that’s a reference to arb and Musketeer lol
Millicent and trueshot
Which is the name of their max tier weapons
opaque coyote
Ngl to this day I still find it funny that we had a fucking cannon as a boss
And it wasn't even like a Daemon machine type thing
It was literally just a fucking cannon
misty vector
Real gimmick fight
arctic talon
It was literally just a fucking cannon
And it was peak
opaque coyote
Cannon boss is probably the most annoying due to the fact that it can easily clear the party when you fuck up
arctic talon
I prefer gun over arbalest
Duelists coup de grace is hilarious
She pulls out a pocket pistol
And just fucking shoots them
queen laurel
is she different to Highwayman
queen laurel
And she moves way more
i see
shadow plover
🫡
dusk patrol
shadow plover
hopefully this will mean the next wave of illuminate enemies
dusk patrol
I hope so
spring cairn
dusk patrol
Cause dear lord
spring cairn
me when i lob black holes at my enemies
shadow plover
it has been fun having a faction with a cakewalk super helldive to run though
dusk patrol
I’m so bored of them, I need more
spring cairn
I know what the new stuff is and it's not for the illuminates
sorry
I'd say they won't get anything before at least a good month
shadow plover
I'm in no rush
dusk patrol
Soon
shadow plover
finally got around continuing Rogue Trader so that takes a good portion of the time I manage to spend gaming
spring cairn
cool bug development soon tho
shadow plover
oh damn
dusk patrol
Soon….
shadow plover
nifty
dusk patrol
Illuminates have had more units in the game for awhile though
I expect they’ll do offensives across all three factions here soon
storm jungle
shadow plover
hell yeah 
spring cairn
the hunters will also get this color scheme
shadow plover
now we just need the APC to run these over with
spring cairn
at some point
storm jungle
the Illuminate definitely need new enemies the most
even on supershitdive they are really easy atm
dusk patrol
They have a lot in the files already
spring cairn
storm jungle
I know im just making a statement. Legit gonna crush your balls in a industrial presser
spring cairn
it is
storm jungle
its probably a hulk dispenser
spring cairn
look at the side thrusters
dusk patrol
Yeah but they arent in the game
Yeah I’m hopeful it’ll be after this next event
shadow plover
pootis
dusk patrol
I mean surely right
storm jungle
I legit
dusk patrol
Right
storm jungle
dont know how they can make a hulk drop-pod work
especially with the wonky game terrain
unless its Generic Flat Planet no.39201
dusk patrol
Might be a boss event kinda deal
shadow plover
it'll probably be a new spawn point for the super helldive fortresses like the Bile Titan hole
dusk patrol
Or just a big structure
dusk patrol
There’s Bile Titan spawns yeah
storm jungle
even the titan hole at least makes sense since its just a level in-built thing
spring cairn
dont know how they can make a hulk drop-pod work
spring cairn
that's their name in files
dusk patrol
storm jungle
multiple strings about falling from the sky
ill believe it when i see it tbh
dusk patrol
These guys are gonna be a menace
storm jungle
finally the most based faction getting more walkers
shadow plover
I hope those fuckers are fast, they look fast
dusk patrol
They have railguns apparently
storm jungle
CALLED IT
storm jungle
I just hope like with the last new wave of enemies they wont be super broken.
dusk patrol
Aka, blast it with recoilless like usual
storm jungle
i remember people being hype then just endlessly complaining about rocket ragdoll spam
shadow plover
EAT my beloved
dusk patrol
I hope they are. I want the community to cry.
shadow plover
I hope super helldive becomes almost unbeatable like it should
dusk patrol
We’re gonna make Super Helldive hard again!
storm jungle
lol
shadow plover
baby gamers when game gives "this difficulty is too difficult for most players" and it's too difficult 
storm jungle
baby gamers when game gives "this difficulty is too difficult for most players" ...
Havoc Moment
"omg so many special enemies! I CANT PLAY"
dusk patrol
Gamers when you tell them they might not be good enough to play the hardest content
storm jungle
Bitch you asked for that shit
spring cairn
lately general 1 of the hd2 discord had a meltdown because they removed 1 shell from the new gun's starting ammo pool so
spring cairn
they'd cry for anything
dusk patrol
Tbh the change was dumb because of how they made it an exception to HSO
storm jungle
just dont say F.....
storm jungle
Tbh the change was dumb because of how they made it an exception to HSO
Arrowhead deserves all the flak they got but im a hater for gamers and i was taking a break at the time so im biased
dusk patrol
How riot gear interacted with the gun was silly
storm jungle
spring cairn
it's more about HSO being a very badly design booster
dusk patrol
But making it not work with HSO, the only gun to do so, is dumb
Also that
Just make it a base booster
spring cairn
No, I mean, it shouldn't max you out
storm jungle
What was the HSO again, im behind on the hipster helldivers terminology
shadow plover
lately general 1 of the hd2 discord had a meltdown because they removed 1 shell ...
the secondary in the current Warbond?
spring cairn
yeah
shadow plover
well boohoo
dusk patrol
Ultimatum is kinda fun and is pretty good for bots, but it’s not OP and it’s not good enough to need to be nerfed
shadow plover
lmao
storm jungle
Ultimatum is kinda fun and is pretty good for bots, but it’s not OP and it’s not...
you basically only need tesla-gun for bots
anything else is whatever you can take tbh
dusk patrol
The only thing it really did that was really good was fucked up jammers and scanner towers
Which only jammers really matter
spring cairn
Ultimatum needs a nerf but on it's AP and Demo force, not ammo count
dusk patrol
I don’t think it needs anything, it’s a mostly gimmick gun
storm jungle
^
dusk patrol
I thought it would be OP
storm jungle
its a matter of people overusing and exploiting it
dusk patrol
But it’s whatever
storm jungle
and then bitching
it doesnt help that 90% of the guns in this game are gimmicks/suck
mostly anyway
dusk patrol
Nade pistol is better in almost every way
storm jungle
100%
literally almost a must-take in some factions
me when buggy warp-ship not triggering implosion from a grenade i just threw in
dusk patrol
Also seems the Illuminate are keeping the theme of having almost no heavy armor, and always some way for medium pen to kill stuff.
So that’s nice
dusk patrol
Bots are still my favorite but I’m looking forward it their new stuff
shadow plover
nadepistol sucks ass 
just take the crossbow
spring cairn
you only need med pen for the harvesters
shadow plover
there literally are no nonviable builds
spring cairn
I don’t think it needs anything, it’s a mostly gimmick gun
I just don't think you should be able to destroy side objectives that easily
storm jungle
I disagree on that tbh
spring cairn
especially something like the jammer
storm jungle
especially when theres so many
i had one where there was 2 jammer towers next to each other
dusk patrol
I mean you can still destroy them easily tbh
storm jungle
^
its mostly a matter of knowing how
plenty of people still dont know
and just use the console
spring cairn
I mean you can still destroy them easily tbh
that doesn't mean it should be
storm jungle
which is fine lol
spring cairn
trivialised even further
storm jungle
I mean so?
dusk patrol
The jammer is a rare case of one which needs more effort unless you pack for it
storm jungle
also that yep
pine wedge
which 40k faction is this about
storm jungle
Poopdivers
dusk patrol
Everything else is just “get close and pop it”
pine wedge
poopdivers? in my lore channel?
storm jungle
Everything else is just “get close and pop it”
also again when theres so many side objectives especially on high diff it doesnt even matter imo
pine wedge
shadow plover
many such cases
spring cairn
Everything else is just “get close and pop it”
well with bots it's more like, get sniped from across the map with at
actually it's the same with bugs kind of
the shrieker nests are extremely exposed
dusk patrol
Artillery deployable my beloved
storm jungle
Quasar sniping side objectives is peak
sorry if i dont wanna run like
40km across the map
shadow plover
take a car...
spring cairn
me when car
storm jungle
i love how you both say this
when like
you know
i wanna take other stratagems
spring cairn
then it's on u
storm jungle
its not
shadow plover
car is the best stratagem, you can do flips
storm jungle
but keep coping
dusk patrol
My Artillery La-Z-Boy has no such limits
storm jungle
car is the best stratagem, you can do flips
the gunner will not have a good time
(this is a positive)
shadow plover
that's their problem
storm jungle
I just said that
shadow plover
I'm having fun wheeeee
dusk patrol
The best feeling is when you realize the Super Helldive fortress is setup perfectly so you can blast everything from a hill
spring cairn
storm jungle
The best feeling is when you realize the Super Helldive fortress is setup perfec...
I did that once when we saw it on the pre-mission map with my friends
we were like
shadow plover
this image sucks
storm jungle
"everyone take artillery"
shadow plover
feel bad about yourself
dusk patrol
“I say, the natives are restless today don’t you think.”
storm jungle
Lambda backstory?
storm jungle
“I say, the natives are restless today don’t you think.”
AT cannon is like a must for bots
its so fucking good to use
dusk patrol
“Best to just drop some high explosives on them.”
Shredding through striders
Love it
storm jungle
satisfying af to use
dusk patrol
I was actually shocked at how fast it fires. It’s funny it was part of the Illuminate Warbond too with how perfect it is for Bots
shadow plover
I'm gonna zappy stick this Hulk
dusk patrol
When tanks Arrowhead
spring cairn
welcome to the hulk fighting pit
grab an axe/stun lance
much better than the devastator boxing club we used to have with my friends back when there was no melee options
dusk patrol
You don’t seem to understand….Malevelon Creek isn’t yours to conquer.
storm jungle
much better than the devastator boxing club we used to have with my friends back...
Gyattdiver
spring cairn
deserved for running these mods
dusk patrol
Least degen HD2 mod
queen laurel
Have you guys met any bomb runners
storm jungle
Have you guys met any bomb runners
Yeah only me atm
queen laurel
You know diverse that are deranged and strap a bomb on themselves
storm jungle
i see others barely even use it unless its ot deploy it durng take-off
dusk patrol
Have you guys met any bomb runners
queen laurel
Yeah only me atm
You better be screaming witness me every time you charge something
dusk patrol
It’s a fun device, it needs a lower cooldown though imo
spring cairn
i have a bomb strapped to my back, I have integrated explosives in my body armour
shadow plover
I've not got it yet, only played once when the warbond dropped. Can you activate the backpack in the car?
rocky gale
https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-2-automatons-robots-gif-14914243184085126629
Yoo Adam smasher reference
dusk patrol
I wish I could carry it and use a jetpack still
storm jungle
i have a bomb strapped to my back, I have integrated explosives in my body armou...
I love when players like you die and kill me in the process by being next to me
makes me glad i can kill drop a 500kg on you
spring cairn
that's by design
dusk patrol
The fact that you can trigger other players bombs is
spring cairn
every teamkill bring me untold joy
dusk patrol
Peak comedy
shadow plover
Imma do the hug emote and kms
storm jungle
you cant
it takes too long to charge
its 10s lmao
by then they'd melee you and run away
shadow plover
meant the martyr
storm jungle
(i know because i saw someone do this)
storm jungle
meant the martyr
aw man
spring cairn
if only you could end your life with a console command
dusk patrol
Me and a friend chest bumped right when it went off
spring cairn
there's easier alternatives
shadow plover
there should be TF2 F10 command
storm jungle
there's easier alternatives
being a discord mod is one of them
spring cairn
storm jungle
eat it
shadow plover
playing the human factions truly is degenerate activity
shadow plover
next year
shadow plover
malding in degeneracy
spring cairn
you probably play Norsca
storm jungle
Euro-racism
shadow plover
Ind isn't in yet...
storm jungle
also this technically makes the Empire monkeys as well
monkey see.... monkey do....
queen laurel
that's a human faction as well
what type of faction do you play
storm jungle
it all make ssense
queen laurel
Everything else but human factions
ah the professional human hater
celest dome
I had Dwarfs
queen laurel
Orcs for me
dusk patrol
I bet he plays Vampire Coast and pretends its not basically humans still
celest dome
Then Admech and some Kill Teams
queen laurel
big fan of goblins and ogres as well
shadow plover
I mean just playing a cool fantasy (or scifi) setting and choosing the plain ass humans when you've got all the other shit to do is the weakest taste one can have
dusk patrol
Very annoying economy but once you set it up it’s insanely easy to maintain
queen laurel
Goblins were more fun to play than Orcs tbh
yeah but in warhammer fantasy they were basically bullied into being slaves same with 40K
dusk patrol
Then you begin the march of the constructs
queen laurel
in AOS they actually have their own faction and do their own thing
spring cairn
I mean just playing a cool fantasy (or scifi) setting and choosing the plain ass...
It's not like by choosing this, you aren't going to interact with the other elements of the setting
queen laurel
Not for the Night Gobbo
yeah but you know glad they are separated now
queen laurel
https://tenor.com/view/tomb-scorpion-total-war-warhammer-tomb-kings-warhammer-fa...
they need some sprucing up a little bit they are old
shadow plover
It's not like by choosing this, you aren't going to interact with the other elem...
well no but it's infinitely more boring
spring cairn
dusk patrol
spring cairn
well no but it's infinitely more boring
for you
dusk patrol
they need some sprucing up a little bit they are old
A little but they still hold up well
shadow plover
well yes
queen laurel
A little but they still hold up well
Yeah honestly I wouldn't mind getting something they hold up well but they are quite outdated
dusk patrol
Microed chariot Settra is the destroyer of armies
storm jungle
I mean just playing a cool fantasy (or scifi) setting and choosing the plain ass...
The best part is the cope that comes with it imo
"I play only the generic humans because im based like that" 
shadow plover
truly a weak mindset
storm jungle
Real.
spring cairn
I'd much rather have normal dudes fight the unimaginable horror and win
dusk patrol
Playing Skaven is the real normie Total War experience
storm jungle
that elder scrolls trailer is the only thing holding up these people up
storm jungle
I'd much rather have normal dudes fight the unimaginable horror and win
spoilers
thye didnt win
dusk patrol
I mean tbf humans still won
shadow plover
that elder scrolls trailer is the only thing holding up these people up
AND THAT FUCKING THING SUCKS SO BAD TOO
storm jungle
i dont feel like a planet exploding and killing every creature in existence is winning
spring cairn
when i play they win, so idc
shadow plover
hurr I'm the two handed brick for brains
storm jungle
when i play they win, so idc
like i said
dusk patrol
storm jungle
PEAK cope
dusk patrol
Even when we lose
celest dome
that elder scrolls trailer is the only thing holding up these people up
the one with the knight ?
storm jungle
the one with the knight ?
Yep
queen laurel
the one with the knight ?
yeah that one
dusk patrol
We win
storm jungle
also archaon is human
you just said norscans are not human
losing your own logic umgi?
shadow plover
Warriors of Chaos are detached enough from the baseline humans to make them interesting
spring cairn
that's just racism ngl
celest dome
it is a quite cool knight though
storm jungle
you did it first
spring cairn
wicked half breed
dusk patrol
Truly vile
storm jungle
He was half Southlander
but in the rulebooks hes attached to warriors of chaos whos Norsca
queen laurel
that's just racism ngl
i don't know what's more racist calling the literal embodiment of destruction and hater of order human or not calling him human
storm jungle
dusk patrol
but in the rulebooks hes attached to warriors of chaos whos Norsca
Well nobody’s perfect
celest dome
dusk patrol
This is a kink thing right?
celest dome
storm jungle
yeah it is
spring cairn
yes
storm jungle
shes wearing latex
shadow plover
what makes you think that
storm jungle
shes wearing latex
^
Theres a lot of women that like being treated as "objects"
this is an extreme dumbass form of it
lmao
spring cairn
they probably dump her in a septic tank later
storm jungle
LOL
dusk patrol
Uh you mean based version
dusk patrol
Just imagine the poor guy on the tractor who has to listen to her moaning
dusk patrol
That’s way too high effort of a fetish
spring cairn
replace her by a servitor and add spikes everywhere, boom, new Mechanicus unit
storm jungle
That’s way too high effort of a fetish
Yeah like
they gotta get a human sized cylinder
set up all that metal framework
make sure shes stable somehow
attached it to the atv or whatever
like jesus christ
get a hobby
dusk patrol
Just have some guy tie you up a bit call you a slut and say he owns and call it a day.
shadow plover
just feed your significant other to immobility like a normal person
queen laurel
I usually use human size cylinders by putting someone inside of it filling it with concrete and then throwing it in the ocean but I suppose that's not too good for business
storm jungle
LOL
celest dome
That’s way too high effort of a fetish
Rich people seeking higher highs
shadow plover
they own a house, they're rich...
storm jungle
whenever i see these extreme kinks its like fat balding white dudes that look like my dad
celest dome
Latex stuff can be quite expensive
storm jungle
maybe it is your dad
Not brown enough
his kink is also golfing alas
(even worse)
shadow plover
truly a rich person kink
shadow plover
I have a friend who works at a golf resort, he gathers all the leftover/lost golf balls and sells them for like 200€ a kilo forward for a little bonus
vagrant fox
I should golf with Dilaras father
storm jungle
I have a friend who works at a golf resort, he gathers all the leftover/lost gol...
Gigabased
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/curb-your-enthusiasm-larry-david-selfiestick-gif-24540521
also mood
spring cairn
golf's aura of prestige only comes from the flex that is having so much land dedicated to this stupid practice
dusk patrol
It’s, relaxing, good exercise and can be done when you’re old very easily
It’s not complicated, country clubs are part of it but it’s not expensive to golf in most areas without one still
shadow plover
frisbee golf is honestly a more fun version of it, also cheaper
celest dome
I played Ultimate Frisbee in College (?)
shadow plover
X
ornate estuary
Peter turbo
hallow saddle
I like golf and by golf I mean just driving the carts
storm jungle
based
shadow plover
I like war and by war I mean just driving the tanks
spring cairn
i got to ride in an apc but it did not have tracks sadly
dapper gyro
Tire APC is much better on the road than the tracked ones.
winged dock
Little crossover action here between Space Marine 2 x Darktide.
If the Rejects were deployed to Avarax with the Ordo Xeno against the Hive Fleet Leviathan how well do you think they would do?
I believe they'd do fine if they were deployed on missions equivalent to their strength and with the right wargear.
conversely I think the ultramarines could absolutely wreck the admonition and mobien 6th.
hallow saddle
Ultramarines would do strikes directly against the leadership and the source of corruption
Our job is trying to get to a point where both those things are possible
More or less
Like we do a lot of securing stuff etc
spring cairn
the cult's leadership is well concealed
and they make sure to say in the shadows at all time
hallow saddle
Space marines are shock troops, the inquisition is still trying to work out where this is coming from
queen laurel
marines are only deployed in the most horrific of battlefields
hallow saddle
So we have no targets for the shock troops right now
queen laurel
So the enemies they fight are usually quite fucked
our strike team could do pretty well if they're given the top of the line weapons
hallow saddle
Ya we probablly could
But the reason they're sending rejects in is cause there's a lot of grunt work to do
spring cairn
DT's psyker solos
celest dome
SM aren't plentiful, so losing one would still be a much more severe blow that come from killing a full reject team
They most likely wouldn't be used in the same way
hallow saddle
Like we're good at the grunt work and the stuff that is far below what space marines are used for
queen laurel
But the reason they're sending rejects in is cause there's a lot of grunt work t...
Yeah but there are also elite strike teams that are sent on like
auric missions
or handled by the commissar lady
hallow saddle
Ya sure
storm jungle
But the reason they're sending rejects in is cause there's a lot of grunt work t...
At this point in the game ever since the Orthus offensive we are basically way past the point of being cannon-fodder penal soldiers
hallow saddle
Ya sure
storm jungle
Sure ya
hallow saddle
It like rannick etc are still trying to work out where all this is coming from
queen laurel
At this point in the game ever since the Orthus offensive we are basically way p...
we are given relic swords and force greatswords now
hallow saddle
And the actual inquisitor is maybe doing....something....or not
spring cairn
Grendyl is jorking it
hallow saddle
So perhaps he's identifying where the super high value missions could go
spring cairn
in his private study
hallow saddle
His "grendyts"
queen laurel
i would say a strike team that is a zealot armed with relic sword with a bolter, psyker, ogryn with best bulgryn weapons and a vet with a plasma gun would put in enough work
spring cairn
and by it, i mean my grendyts
celest dome
we are given relic swords and force greatswords now
With the consideration that they still are recuperated on various battlefields
hallow saddle
The twins are still basically lieutenants for the heretics
hallow saddle
Like we're still in grunt work territory as I see it
"take out these lieutenants"
Well send the better rejects in for this
Not like secure this landing zone, that can be the noob teams
Then I don't think we've even worked out who is above Captain wolfer
Like who's directing the heretics
General Peanitz
spring cairn
winged dock
I'd argue that even with the basic gear we're given the Rejects could easily fight Minoris and Majoris Enemies.
Extremis like the Carnifex and Zoantrope could cause some real problems.
No way were fighting a Hive Tyrant on own without a couple of russes or a baneblade.
celest dome
Like who's directing the heretics
Maybe Colonel Gortun
hallow saddle
who the HELL is that
queen laurel
I'd argue that even with the basic gear we're given the Rejects could easily fig...
if the tyrant is alone and we have pretty good gear we have a chance of beating it
celest dome
||Wouldn't you like to know, weather boy||
But no, he is mentioned in the Martyr Skull
winged dock
if the tyrant is alone and we have pretty good gear we have a chance of beating ...
Remember the one in game was Injured and on the brink of death when three marines went up agianst it.
hallow saddle
Ohhhh, nice
celest dome
Highest mentioned Moebian 6th
queen laurel
Remember the one in game was Injured and on the brink of death when three marine...
well yes but this is warhammer
hallow saddle
There we go, that's another lead for the interrogator to follow
And where the HELL is grendyl
queen laurel
you can always find a reliable way to bullshit something
celest dome
power level are for chumps anyway, plenty of stories where there isn't much sense if you consider other like them
hallow saddle
Like in the story Rannick has only just found out what the nurgle cult is even called
Compare to something like wrath of iron where the iron hands strike into a hive city to stop a huge Slaanesh ritual involving a Daemon prince and everything - you can imagine the months, years of work that happened before that to identify the cult, work out what's happening, work out where it's coming from, meanwhile the cult is also working to try and escalate
The space marines come in when it's all absolutely at the climax of it
One big strike with guard regiments and titans
We're still laying the groundwork as just an inquisitorial warband
And wyrmwood agents trying to gather info
Space marines are like "we're busy, call us when you have an actual target"
pine wedge
Little crossover action here between Space Marine 2 x Darktide.
If the Rejects ...
hmmm interesting question
as a four-man team, I think the rejects would be overwhelmed. tyranid warriors are significantly more dangerous than maulers and ragers and to face them in the numbers that are present in SM2 would be too deadly
pine wedge
But no, he is mentioned in the Martyr Skull
isn't he killed by Wolfer?
pine wedge
They most likely wouldn't be used in the same way
oh definitely not.
Space Marines aren't really used anyway. they're very autonomous. one can only request things from a Space Marine Chapter, not command them
winged dock
I humbly disagree if as stated they were sent on missions equivalent to their own strength not only this but Rejects commonly fight Chaos Spawn & Beasts Of Nurgle which are equivelent or greater then Tyrranid Warriors.
Our good Oygrn boys are nerfed in-game as they can easily rip the head off warriors and curb stomp genestealers.
Acolytes would not be sent on the same missions as Space Marines.
If it was the frontline deep or behind enemy lines then yes i would agree, overwhelmed not by their power but by numbers simply running out of ammo as hundreds of guants lay dead at their feet.
celest dome
isn't he killed by Wolfer?
I do not think we know
The Commissar might have been killed by Wolfer though
celest dome
as a four-man team, I think the rejects would be overwhelmed. tyranid warriors a...
Most of it fall to ludo narrative dissonance
shadow plover
Genestealers are unnaturally fast, ogryn wouldn't be able catch one to curb stomp it
also not present in SM2
for some reason
celest dome
Genestealer have before been slaughtered by Ogryns before
pine wedge
I humbly disagree if as stated they were sent on missions equivalent to their ow...
ogryns are strong no doubt, but tyranid warriors are elite melee units. there are dozens of them over the course of a mission. it's just another league to me, tyranids are peak
shadow plover
sure but I was pointing out the curb stomping action, rather tongue in cheek as well
celest dome
Speed is a factor that change every other story anyway
pine wedge
the overall threat level of the moebian 6th/admonition, including chaos ogryn auxilia and the occassional spawn/beast/host, is much lower to me than a hive fleet tendril engaged in full planetary invasion
so that bleeds through in how well I think the rejects would do
there's a whole ultramarine company fighting that war and it's not even going particularly well, even before the thousand sons show up
but let's say that the rejects were on avarax, being deployed by an inquisitor or an interrogator in fringe areas of the fighting, where tyranid density is not very high
then yes they could be succesful in their objectives
storm jungle
Its also important to remember "realistically" speaking Titus and his squad would be dead like a thousand times over in most of these missions fighting the enemies they do.
His special character status carries most of it otherwise threats like a Neuothrope would literally turn them to soup
winged dock
His special character status carries most of it otherwise threats like a Neuothr...
"3 men that's all I can spare"
While this is a job for at least a company of space marines alone.
shadow plover
A reason for gameplay specific things
storm jungle
Pretty much, Titus carries with his plot armor.
The game has to hold his hand so much Nids literally die en-masse when a synapse creature is killed.
pine wedge
hahaha TRUE
storm jungle
hallow plover
The game has to hold his hand so much Nids literally die en-masse when a synapse...
[tyranid reinforcement dolphin sound]
storm jungle
[tyranid reinforcement dolphin sound]
hallow plover
Only 500?
vagrant fox
I don't know, just parry all of the tyranids it's very easy
hallow plover
I just remeber being stuck in animations and getting rekt by gaunts while i could do nothing but watch
And getting stunlocked by warp flamers
rose thorn
checking warhammer community every day hoping an off season balance update drops so one of my favorite armies is finally slightly playable
shadow plover
FUCK I forgot to log int
outer wave
This is so funny
raven stone
Yo
Is there an update so massive it borked Warhammer Community?
shadow plover
It's Heresy Thursday so we probably got a new titan model
rose thorn
50/50 chance it’s a huge reveal or someone tripped on a cord
tough haven
50/50 chance it’s a huge reveal or someone tripped on a cord
Call it now
raven stone
Turns out it is them Old World High Elves wot crashed the site 🤣
spare osprey
Yo
Is there an update so massive it borked Warhammer Community?
Shits up and dead lol
spare osprey
50/50 chance it’s a huge reveal or someone tripped on a cord
Emperor mini
Just killed the entire site
rose thorn
Call it now
god its like, DEAD dead
the last time the website died it wasnt this long
shadow plover
Oh I've been able to use it for good 15 minutes now
no heresy stuff yet
some old world elves
queen laurel
can use it as well
queen laurel
OH THE US WEBSITE IS DOWN
so only the us website huh
rose thorn
yeah
rose thorn
Yeah
rose thorn
what's your favorite darkest dungeon hero
thats, a hard one, ive been rocking occultist in 2 pretty hard, but i love runaway
ive been a fan of abom
and crusade is uber fun
melee occultisti s fun
i should try
run away (any) Crusader (bannerette) Occultist (aspirant) , abom (any)
queen laurel
thats, a hard one, ive been rocking occultist in 2 pretty hard, but i love runaw...
nice
mine is Abomination
humble shoal
Crusader chads
queen laurel
i just love the transformation
queen laurel
and crusade is uber fun
yeah he's fun
rose thorn
Crusader chads
hes one of my favorites for support
queen laurel
hes one of my favorites for support
i'm gonna actually write a aos character that's basically abomination
queen laurel
soulblight unironically do that
just a guy from ghur who has become mutated by beast magic
rose thorn
for underworlds
rose thorn
just a guy from ghur who has become mutated by beast magic
valid
queen laurel
valid
yeah he just a Ghurian hunter that got in a unfortunate accident and had absorbed so much beast magic that he can now transform into a beast
shadow plover
You tell 'em Pasqal
glossy sonnet
You tell 'em Pasqal
I love pasqal
Im in act 4 rn and had to do my first mission without him 😔
Used him every time since i got him
hallow saddle
storm jungle
this is why i read space marine stories
raven stone
[insert right wing screeching]
glossy sonnet
Death wing or raven wing
green loom
I like ravenwing
storm jungle
Nightwing
arctic talon
I like deathwing because I like terminators
spare osprey
Death wing or raven wing
DREADWING
RAHHHHHHH
Farith would be homophobic in a legion of gay dudes
rose thorn
what the hell is a dreadwing
arctic talon
what the hell is a dreadwing
Horus Heresy formation
barren prawn
". The entire legion was transported to Prospero to meet their gene-sire, and there was much rejoicing even though the flesh-change had become a pandemic within their ranks. After the initial celebrations the Emperor and the main body of his fleet left Prospero, but the Thousand Sons remained behind, the numbers of them degenerating into mutantcy seeming to go completely out of control within a day of the Emperor's departure"
what the fuck is wrong with the emperor "erm yeah i tots couldnt cure the flesh change its ur geneseed lmao, please ignore that its a tzeenchian curse that only my presence could cure"
spare osprey
what the hell is a dreadwing
A formation of the dark angels allowed to wield the outlawed weapons
So like dark age stuff
Guns that evaporate souls, portable warp portal bombs, phosphex proof armor
spring cairn
if only his presence can ward off the flesh-change what can he actually do
babysit Magnus's legion for all eternity
spare osprey
A formation of the dark angels allowed to wield the outlawed weapons
Also with this in mind
Random fun fact
The emperor gave the dark angels the sole power to be able to destroy the entirety of the mechanicum
Ikaros Contingency
rose thorn
that, seems pretty important, did it hold any consequences ever?\
the entire dreadwing idea
paper haven
Not really. They're limited to the first legion
rose thorn
with the fallen and all this seems like 'space marine rebels have the god killer gun'
paper haven
The fallen are a problem, it is true
rose thorn
instead of an honor based annoyance
spare osprey
that, seems pretty important, did it hold any consequences ever?\
and yeah it was. They initiated it a few times in minor areas of the galaxy
spare osprey
They were unrestrained
Like these were dark angels without any delusions of honor or grandeur, they didn’t just kill
They erased
rose thorn
lmao
spare osprey
lmao
I mean that literally btw
Like Horus’ homeworld
Wasn’t blown up
They threw it into the warp
crystal forum
imperium can move entire planets when the plot requires it
crystal forum
i wonder how they moved armageddon
spare osprey
Like that shit from halo reach
spare osprey
Like that shit from halo reach
barren prawn
babysit Magnus's legion for all eternity
yes
the thousand sons should have been stationed on terra 24/7
they just wanna read shit
and why the fuck would the emperor not let magnus stay with him 24/7 if he wanted him to sit on the throne
crystal forum
the emperor fucked up. today we're breaking new ground
rose thorn
Like Horus’ homeworld
damn
paper haven
Kind of hilarious that the legion specifically made to be psyker based was later banned from using psychic powers
rose thorn
and why the fuck would the emperor not let magnus stay with him 24/7 if he wante...
he would have agreed if the emperor didnt tell him to kill all of his sons lmao
the emperor's super human eugenics is greater than his mission ig
crystal forum
@arctic talon rexplode powers up a chip in episode 4
does this confirm he can light up organic matter
dusk patrol
My brother and I are going to their concert in April, I kinda wanna do it lol.
We’re not gonna be that close though
arctic talon
does this confirm he can light up organic matter
I guess he can in the show
Well then
This makes Rex like
10 times more terrifying now lol
because he can just charge up part of someones body
crystal forum
maybe just dead matter
crystal forum
even though the teeth definitely still had living cells
opaque coyote
this is why i read space marine stories
Genuine question.
Would two Space Marines being in a relationship count as incest?
I mean isn't their Geneseed from their "father" essentially
humble shoal
Genuine question.
Would two Space Marines being in a relationship count as ince...
Step bros
opaque coyote
"BROTHER. I AM STUCK IN THE WASHING MACHINE."
...
Actually with how big SMs are that could genuinely be a possibility
humble shoal
Im stuck in the man torpedo captain brother
humble shoal
Space marines don't have sex drive
Emperors children....
opaque coyote
Emperors children....
I'm just imagining them being confused when they regained their drive
... actually if you think about it. They're basically just a bunch of people undergoing a second puberty
storm jungle
Genuine question.
Would two Space Marines being in a relationship count as ince...
no
opaque coyote
Okay yeah now it all makes sense