40k-lore-chat

[burnt kraken]

So the lower leg is larger and reinforced

Buf idk about those shoulders

Same with those titans

They have pretty big feet i think right

[languid meadow]

yeah big surface area for stability

[burnt kraken]

Best way to defeat a titan is knocking it over lmao

[languid meadow]

but don't look too hard into titans/walker vehicles the very concept is impractical, they are very cool tho

[queen laurel]

Yeah it's mostly the rule of cool

That rules warhammer

[burnt kraken]

I played Titanfall 2 so I'm no stranger to impractical design

[queen laurel]

Do not look for any realistic logical thing in the setting

[dusk patrol]

Bipedal walkers are always silly realistically

It’s cool though so who cares

[humble shoal]

Swore they stored extra ammo in the pauldrons

Tbh I can see marines shins being in the line of fire if they follow their canon movement of high speed marching

[arctic talon]

They do this in lore with some sabotage units lol

[pine wedge]

Imperial Titans get way sillier

[burnt kraken]

Makes sense

[pine wedge]

40k art was so peak in the 80s

[shadow plover]

that image is one of the goats

I've got the titan half on a shirt

[burnt kraken]

Don't fry me but i think it looks terrible

[shadow plover]

I might kill you for that

[pine wedge]

It's okay, you can be wrong

[shadow plover]

🫵

[burnt kraken]

I can't understand what's goin on in it

[arctic talon]

It looks bad

But it’s cool lol

[pine wedge]

40k started as an extremely baroque pulp setting with no attempt at realism whatsoever

Which is what that art is

[arctic talon]

Older art was even more incomprehensible I’m ngl

[pine wedge]

It's peak in the same way as medieval art

[arctic talon]

This is like art for Epic

[raven stone]

I miss 3d edition art myself.

[arctic talon]

So like really early 2e

[opaque coyote]

1e Horus still makes me laugh

[rose thorn]

they made sisters into a horde army its not great

[opaque coyote]

I'm sorry but seeing him look like a fucking Ogre from Fantasy is fucking hilarious

[pine wedge]

I think artistically the early era was the most interesting and unique but I agree that it got more ... like, usable later lol

But the early stuff speaks to me on a spiritual level

[opaque coyote]

I like the Rogue Trader Emperor sketch

[pine wedge]

All space marines were ugly as sin

[spring cairn]

can someone post that pic with the space marine tango

[raven stone]

My only real annoyance is the Imperial Navy using big cannon tactics instead of, y’know, carrier centric tactics.

[dapper gyro]

The old lore are also way more over the top, like how some titans are visible from orbit or how they can destroy space ship with 1 shot from their gun.

[pine wedge]

John Blanche art was also fabulous. It's like the Michael Kirkbride sketches for Morrowind but better

[raven stone]

Back when people appreciated exaggeration as comedy.

I think 40k lore is partially hamstrung by some really scientific and number obsessed types just trying to hard science 40k lore.

Like they do with Star Wars, Star Trek, or Gundam.

[dapper gyro]

They loading their guns manually by man power though... which is... eh...

[pine wedge]

40k becomes less good when people try to make sense of it, yes.

[raven stone]

Yea, 3rd edition had their dumb bits.

Much as I liked it.

[pine wedge]

The sheer impossibility of its scale and logistics is the selling point

[humble shoal]

Void shields do fighters dirty

[dapper gyro]

I enjoy it more in the current state.

It is still over the top, but not ridiculous.

Still a lot of satires, but more subtle.

[humble shoal]

But yeah is the goofy mach 10 marching thing still how the sms move?

Or do they sprint normally now

[raven stone]

I would enjoy the current state, lore advancements and all, if not for the Primaris
Like, I weirdly just pretend the Primaris mess never happened, and Guilliman just had entire Chapters of Firstborn in stasis awaiting his return :p

Primaris just felt so…unnecessary.

[pine wedge]

Primaris was an entirely unnecessary excuse for a model refresh.

[dapper gyro]

They also have "space marine armour is so strong that they can survive a hit from the titan, which can 1 shot space ship"...

[pine wedge]

Just release the new models with the new scale bro you don't need to break the setting to justify it

[raven stone]

I like how the current lore gives Rogue Traders a reason to stay inside the known Imperium, since the warp routes have all been disrupted.

[dapper gyro]

It is a true story, like... fuck off you power scalers.

[humble shoal]

They also had sm wrestling each other while having roses in their mouths

[coarse pumice]

Especially as they made others bigger too with no explanation

[raven stone]

Exactly! And stupidly invalidate your own range with HH as well, which is an entirely different matter, but still…

[pine wedge]

Everything about the Primaris mess, from Cawl himself to the SM chapter organisation changes to the fucking grav tanks is a big fat stupid stinker

[dapper gyro]

I like primaris, but I don't like how they implement it. It is a shit show.

[coarse pumice]

IIRC the artist also did the old Eldar codex which is probably my favourite

[raven stone]

I could have lived with the Grav Tanks if they were not scaled to stupidly large Primaris size

[humble shoal]

Cawl can go suck a pleasure servitor

[dapper gyro]

I like some of primaris model vs the older ones.

[shadow plover]

I mean I kinda can get some of the complaints about primaris but their size is surely not one of them

[pine wedge]

The models themselves look good though, i don't mind it, except that Mk7 grill faceplate ->>>>>>> mk10 featureless weaksauce saucer

[humble shoal]

Cant wait for the primaris to go traitor

Not sure how certain chapters even exist with primaris

[raven stone]

Well, admittedly not the infantry. But Primaris vehicles look stupidly oversized…

[dapper gyro]

This is why infiltrator is always the best design of the primaris.

[humble shoal]

Like black dragon primaris..... how

[shadow plover]

Not really, mostly every vehicle in the setting is too small for it's task

or what it's said to do

[raven stone]

…ok, fair. That might have cause me to think it is too big instead.

[humble shoal]

Even carcharadons, who as a wandering fleet chapter how tf does girly rawbuttman even find them

[pine wedge]

The tiny leman russ tanks are cute though. Like ww1 stuff

[humble shoal]

I want to see tanks with wheels

Like porsche

[shadow plover]

their design is cool but wouldn't mind a slightly upscaled Russ at some point

[humble shoal]

Tank driving 90 miles an hour

[raven stone]

Emperor’s Tarot and whatnot I suppose…TBF 40k lore does give a LOT of room for excuse explanations.

[pine wedge]

That's what the Custodes in the Torchbearer Fleets are for. They can do anything!

That's another thing, Custodes leaving Terra and becoming an army.

Not a fan

[dapper gyro]

Soon, if you want to play old SM, you have to go with Legion of the Damned or Ashens Claws...

[humble shoal]

Also do primaris get the quirks of the originals

[humble shoal]

Makes some sense

[arctic talon]

Yes

[humble shoal]

But still dumb

I want more SoS action

[arctic talon]

Primaris suffer the same geneseed defects, Ect.

Aside from degradation stuff

[humble shoal]

But black dragons dont give their geneseed

[arctic talon]

Like IF losing the betchers gland

[humble shoal]

To mars

[arctic talon]

They do

It still gets tithed

[pine wedge]

Primaris surgery being presented as lifesaving for Titus in SM2 had me shaking my head too

[arctic talon]

Like explicitly

[humble shoal]

And its completely clean salamanders geneseed

[arctic talon]

Well yeah

[raven stone]

I am 50/50 on that.
I could see it should be done (and GW should just feed the fans here). But the story reason needed to be stronger than “politicised messenger boys for Primaris acceptance”

[arctic talon]

And that’s what was used lol

[humble shoal]

So then no primaris with claws

[arctic talon]

Well

[pine wedge]

"look we made the marines more OP but it kills a lot of nameless characters, trust. There's a tradeoff."

"Jk lol it can save lives"

[arctic talon]

There are now

Lol due to either elevation or new marines

But the original wave no

They were just sallies genetically

[humble shoal]

So black dragons somehow just became fine

[arctic talon]

No

Lol

That’s not at all what I’m saying

[humble shoal]

Like the whole point was that they were gaming the tithes

[arctic talon]

Yes

That hasn’t changed

[humble shoal]

So then how does mars get the geneseed

To make primaris

[arctic talon]

They get salamander geneseed

[pine wedge]

Yeah the excuse is hella flimsy. If there was another Giga Terrible Chaos Invasion after Cicatrix Maledictum that basically required their intervention or All Would Be Lost and they save the day and then remain more active afterwards then sure I guess.

[arctic talon]

They still tithed geneseed

It was just clean

[humble shoal]

Yeah so then primaris

[arctic talon]

Nothing says they didn’t tithe geneseed

[humble shoal]

Would just be salamanders

No claws

[arctic talon]

There’s firstborn who’ve been elevated

Or new marines

So no

Lol

[humble shoal]

Cuz they didnt get any corrupted geneseed

[arctic talon]

Only for the original wave

Yes

[dapper gyro]

Not all mutations are corruption though

[arctic talon]

Which was to just patch up casualties to get the chapter to full strength again

Also yeah the black dragons are 100% an intentional mutation

[raven stone]

In all honesty you don’t even need a massive invasion. If we take things at face value and assume any warp/real space overlaps can be a source of demonic incursion the Cicatrix Maledictum alone justifies their mobilisation (to be a mobile force to respond to masses inclusion anywhere along that front)

[dapper gyro]

Their founding are weird as hell.

[humble shoal]

Tbf most of the 21st

[arctic talon]

The cursed founding

Had a lot of oddballs

[humble shoal]

Is goofy af

Primaris fire hawks

[arctic talon]

Literally bursting into fire

[humble shoal]

Lamenters

[arctic talon]

The fire hawks didn’t get refounded

I’d assume lol

[dapper gyro]

Anyhow, I primaris is cool, but the fluff is really shit.

[arctic talon]

It’s improved now somewhat

I’m still meh on it

But it’s not objectively bad now

[humble shoal]

But yeah still missing how primaris could get claws

[arctic talon]

So whatever

[raven stone]

Legion of the Damned.

[pine wedge]

True and real. I would've bought that excuse.

[arctic talon]

New marines

[humble shoal]

Thats not a founding

[arctic talon]

As in like

They get new marines

[humble shoal]

How are they primaris then

[dapper gyro]

Eh, the Souldrinker got refounded, but not Fire Hawk...

[arctic talon]

And they integrate the primaris process

[pine wedge]

Grey Knights are swamped, too many daemons everywhere. So they hit the Big Red Button and finally summon the Custodes

[arctic talon]

When you make new marines they’re primaris

What

[pine wedge]

That sort of thing

[humble shoal]

Hol up I gotta reread this

[arctic talon]

Bruh

am I just really shit at wording

Two ways for Primaris Black Dragons to have Claws

Firstborn -> Rubicon Primaris -> Primaris with claws

new initiate -> given black dragon geneseed -> now you have primaris with claws

[languid meadow]

The primaris process is separate to making a marine, it's just extra shit they add onto it. So they still get the geneseed/mutation that gets the claws

[arctic talon]

^

Its just 3 extra organs

they shove in at points during the process

[humble shoal]

Yup had to reread the process

My bad

[arctic talon]

sorry if I was unclear

lol

But the Salamanders sent to the black dragons basically had an inqusitor imply

they should just kill them all

[dapper gyro]

The only funny case is the IF, the new primaris are more pure than the old ones.

[arctic talon]

They don't have the betchers gland defect

which came from all the inductii without the gland lol

[humble shoal]

So do gk get primaris

[languid meadow]

the war of the beast and it's consequences on the imperial fists

[arctic talon]

GK do not

[dapper gyro]

Eventually?

[arctic talon]

prolly not

[languid meadow]

not like they need it

[arctic talon]

We've seen an updated Crowe

he's just in NuScale

[humble shoal]

The Link between the iron cage, the war of the beast, and its effects on trampstamps a treatsie

[arctic talon]

Which is fine

But yeah The IF losing the ability to spit poison is so funny

[humble shoal]

Thing is what primarch do they use

[arctic talon]

what started as a we need to make more inductii now

[arctic talon]

Cawl didn't have the geneseed to work with

[humble shoal]

Magnus

[arctic talon]

he only had the 20 legions + stuff he requisitioned from the Vaults on Mars/Terra

[dapper gyro]

Guilliman just needs to suck the a flaccid cock of the big E for some seeds and it will be done.

[arctic talon]

💀

[humble shoal]

I mean you figure thousand sons geneseed has slightly different quirks than fists

[arctic talon]

Yeah it turns people into dust lol

[raven stone]

War of the beast is so crap I almost consider it just…not canon.
We were promised something like HH novels and we got…well…a badly written series.
Like how the hell do the original Fists all just roll over in a single book!?
Yes, there is Iron Cage but come on, there is quite a bit of time distance between the two events…

And yes you could say “1000 marines” but Imperial Fists!?

[languid meadow]

Just a little tomfoolery from Tzeentch

[arctic talon]

War of the Beast is so ass

its so funny

Literally no one I've met likes it

[humble shoal]

Orkmarchs

[dapper gyro]

War of the Beast is almost a comedy.

[humble shoal]

The Primorks

[arctic talon]

Primorks

Amogus

[raven stone]

War of the Beast had rare good concepts

But flushed down and drowned away

By piss poor execution

[arctic talon]

understatement of the century

Why did they make

one morbillion Beasts show up

Like what was even the point of that

they all fucking died off screen

[raven stone]

Fuck, even Armageddon being Ullanor

Like WHAT

[dapper gyro]

Hey, at least Vulkan saw one action so the Sally fans can jerk off.

[arctic talon]

Ignean

(derogatory)

[spring cairn]

this is the only thing Vulkan did I knew of for a while

[raven stone]

And that book would be so awkward if they brought Rogal back without retconning the book away

[humble shoal]

He burnt a planet to a crisp

[raven stone]

You would have people believe the guy stood by and did nothing

When Terra was under siege again and the original Fists all got offed.

Somehow.

[arctic talon]

one of the IF players I know

wants Rogal to stay dead

because they like the Curze stuff

lol

[humble shoal]

Just go with the tts reasoning

[raven stone]

lol

[humble shoal]

Itll make as much sense

[languid meadow]

No body no death is the rule of fiction

[spring cairn]

true

[humble shoal]

There is the slapping hand

[dapper gyro]

I used to like Dorn, but the dude is honestly too autistic to bring back.

[humble shoal]

It would be so funny though

[dapper gyro]

Like, way more than other primarchs.

[humble shoal]

Wtf siggismund

[arctic talon]

Rogal Dorn got retcon'd from dead -> maybe not dead

[humble shoal]

What the fuck did you do

[arctic talon]

lol

damn you 4e

/j

[raven stone]

I mean, if we go by the (ancient) Index Astartes articles…

Rogal supposedly got mobbed by Khorne Berzerkers.

[arctic talon]

Yes

[raven stone]

Make of that what you will.

[arctic talon]

but they only found his hand

while in the original 3e version it was his whole ass corpse

[dapper gyro]

The BDSM hand...

[raven stone]

Throne damnit GW

[humble shoal]

Daddys slapping hand

[arctic talon]

point being he was dead

and they retcon'd him into

?????

which whatever I guess

[raven stone]

At this going rate only Sanguinius and Horus would actually STAY dead.

[arctic talon]

it doesn't really change the setting at all

[humble shoal]

Isnt the khan supposes to be in commorag

[arctic talon]

Sang, Horus, Curze, Ferrus

Alpharius

[dapper gyro]

Alpharius

[arctic talon]

all of them are omega dead yeah

If you bring up the soulstone I'm killing you with a rock

[humble shoal]

Ferrus was a dreadnought the whole time

[arctic talon]

same with the war in the webway thing

WHICH WORD OF GOD IS NOT THE LEGION OF THE DAMNED

Curze is way too evil for the soulstone to not just

disintegrate the moment he tries to bond with it

Like Yvraine only tortured a few people to death and hers turned to dust lol

[humble shoal]

Counterpoint

Hes batman

Batman fakes his own death all of the time

[arctic talon]

does he have prep time to skin me alive

how the fuck do you fake being decapitated and having your severed head presented to the high lords

[spring cairn]

Ferrus Manus returned as the Thing from the Adams Family but made of living metal, some sort of Iron hand if you will

[arctic talon]

lol

[languid meadow]

Corvax is more batman than Kurze

imo

[arctic talon]

Yeah

but Kurze is more deranged so its funnier

to make that comparison

[humble shoal]

Look at his legions armor and tell me that

[arctic talon]

"I helped conquer a thousand worlds. Did anyone ever call me Skaros the Worldtaker? No."

"I killed dozens of loyalists captains. Did anyone ever call me Skaros the Champion? No!"

“But you skin a few babies”

Quote from Skaros the Infantflayer

[arctic talon]

bro is gona come back looking like this

[dapper gyro]

One is batman, the other is batman cosplayer.

[languid meadow]

Kurze is more of an owlman to me, just a prick

[humble shoal]

Thats the thing

Owlman is batman

[languid meadow]

He's the foil to batman, but he's still different enough

[humble shoal]

Manus could come back as a dreadnought unironically

[dapper gyro]

Khan, Russ and Corax are just chilling around together. Those 3 are good friends.

[humble shoal]

They have made them with less

[languid meadow]

I see corax and kurze the same way

Kurze is the owlman to Coaraxs batman they're the same but not the same

[dapper gyro]

Vulkan is probably trying to look for that party.

[arctic talon]

We don't even have Ferrus's skull

💀

ngl my assumption is Khan is in the Clown Zone

and not in comorragh

[spring cairn]

no skull no death

[arctic talon]

Well

we know who has it

its fulgrim

Ferrus is like dead as shit

[spring cairn]

what is he doing with it

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-cat-huh-small-cat-huh-what-gif-2593177363967991691

[dapper gyro]

I suddenly feel bad for Ferrus now...

[languid meadow]

Shakespeare (I really don't know)

[arctic talon]

he talks to it

as of the horus heresy

lol

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-funny-talking-lol-gif-25690780

pov you are Ferrus's skull

[languid meadow]

What Dorn saw when Malc was restoring his memories

[tough haven]

whys that

[arctic talon]

He’s chasing the drukhari into a webway portal, I highly doubt he gets allowed into comorroagh

And the eldar know the webway much better

Tldr he gets lost and gets let into the black library

[spring cairn]

they make him read the entirety of the horus heresy books upon his arrival

[languid meadow]

"oh no the imperium is about to fall what are we gonna do?"
The Khan leaving the black library

[tough haven]

So how nice is it in Ultramar?

I got some guy in another server swearing that ultramar is way better than the rest of the imperium to live

Sounds like cope to me

[languid meadow]

Nicer than most but you still live in the imperium so yeah

I still think the average 30 year life span is stupid

[tough haven]

I said something about the 35 year life expectancy

and the guy was like "I'm not acknowledging that as canon cause I dont like it"

[languid meadow]

yeah that comes from the Calgar comic I think?

[tough haven]

Cause it retcons everything

[dapper gyro]

Unless you are born in a pleasure world, which you can ignore everything in the galaxy for your entire life.

[spring cairn]

Ultramar seems decent by imperial standards

[tough haven]

Yes, key part in there is Imperial standards

which means you get two meals per day instead of one, and only 50,000 people are worked to death in the factorums every day instead of the average 100,000

[languid meadow]

The life expectancy thing could just but infant mortality rates since those bring it down a lot, but I think it's just the writer going "hey look how grim it is!" without thinking too hard

[tough haven]

I feel like ultramar probably is just more structured, with better infrastructure, but the rest is the same

[spring cairn]

we don't pride ourselves in our grimderp for no reasons

[opaque coyote]

Honestly judging by how itl ooks

It looks kinda like Space Rome

If you want my headcanon. It isn't utopian, there's still slaves, servitors, etc.

But I believe that it has like

[dusk patrol]

The Iron Hands do, it’s in the Eye of Medusa hidden away.

[opaque coyote]

An average lifespan comparable to today

Along with actual food

[arctic talon]

I forgor

[opaque coyote]

Basically closer to a T'au planet in terms of conditions

[arctic talon]

my bad

[dusk patrol]

Apparently a Helfather stands by it always watching it

[opaque coyote]

Although there's probably a high slave population

Because

A) Imperium

B) Literally looks like Rome

But hey, if you're not on the wrong end of the whip, you should live comfortably.

You might live to 85 before you die, get your soul dissappated into the warp, and/or get tortured by daemons.

...

so basically better than most imperium citizens

[arctic talon]

neat

[tough haven]

Dont need math to know that

[rocky gale]

Killing nobles is always a tactical imperative

Unless I'm the noble

[opaque coyote]

"Soon after this process completes, every agri world looks exactly the same – a flat, wind-rummaged plain of high-yield crops swaying towards the empty horizon. A person could walk for days and never see a distinctive feature. Not that anyone sane would choose to walk in such places – the industrial fertiliser dumps are so powerful that they turn the air orange and make it impossible to breathe unfiltered. A single growing season exhausts the soil completely, requiring continual delivery of more sprays of nitrates and phosphates, all delivered from the grimy berths of hovering despatch flyers. The entire world is given over to a remorseless monoculture, with orthogonal drainage channels burning with chem-residue and topsoil continually degrading into flimsier and flimsier dust.

In reality, life on an agri world is as unrelenting, back-breaking and monotonous as the vast majority of other Imperial vocations. There are no trees laden with glossy fruit, only kilometre after kilometre of hissing corn."

-Lords of Silence

[raven stone]

And that's the luckier vegetable based agri world

Imagine the slaughterhouses.

(Enough blood flowing to make Khorne jealous)

[opaque coyote]

”Many a world has whole continents given over to livestock or fields of crops. Some Agri-Worlds are covered in oceans teeming with fish and a few are far stranger -- worlds covered in edible fungus, scoured by swarms of nutritious insects or are gas giants whose upper atmospheric layers are home to flocks of edible or egg-producing flying creatures.”

...honestly I'm just wondering what the fuck the ocean agri worlds are like

[humble shoal]

No land

Algae covering the whole surface

[vagrant fox]

Aquaculture cranked up to 11 and made worse

[humble shoal]

With artificial suns below the surface to sustain growth

[sharp pollen]

is there agri worlds based around fish

[humble shoal]

Probably

[opaque coyote]

...at least you won't be hungry?

[vagrant fox]

The whole ocean is just some grimdark version of this

[opaque coyote]

Although considering the Imperium, you'd probably just get fucking shot for copping one corn crop for your family

and also considering the Imperium, maybe the execution method also uses corn

"You stole corn, the punishment is death by corn" and then they just bury you in it

[vagrant fox]

Part of the agri-crew, part of the monoculture

[opaque coyote]

I still find it funny that the attempt to grimdarkify Paradise Worlds actually just describes working in an IRL resort in a developing country.

[raven stone]

Khai Zhan might be a borderline example.
The only reason why the city looks sane is because all the acauatic stuff is hidden under the oceans…or they just mass collect kelp.

[vagrant fox]

Disneyworld fucking sucks for the employees, yea

[opaque coyote]

All I can say is.

Agri Worlds are literally Ohio

but planet wide

Just the most boring fucking landscape ever

That's why Ohio is literally a meme

The landscape is so boring and flat that it causes people to go insane

The Great Lakes are the only thing that's interesting there

[arctic talon]

ngl my only issue with this lore is it does the cardinal sin of 40k, it says every

[burnt kraken]

Does khorne appreciate blood not spilt in battle

[raven stone]

“Khorne cares not from where the blood flows, only that it does.”
That having been said…blood spilled in battle would be favoured more in comparison

I suspect

[burnt kraken]

I kind of hate khorne

[raven stone]

Too…straightforward?

[burnt kraken]

Which i imagine makes him happy

It's a bit... Boring?

I understand why he exists

But also he's a total hypocrite

[raven stone]

Lol, I mean, at its core and surface level, fair enough.
Like yes, his followers can be complex but Khorne himself is, yea.

Pretty straightforward and direct. Not much to say.

[burnt kraken]

I would describe him as simply the least interesting chaos god

Is the only winning move not to play in 40k

[tough haven]

Thats why I like him

He's so basic it gives his followers a lot to interpret

[burnt kraken]

Does he

"kill"

[tough haven]

Theres none of that trickery bullshit, just "we are going to rip out your spines"

[burnt kraken]

There is tricky bullshit

[tough haven]

Yes but because its such a basic command, theres a lot left up to interpretation of how, why, who and where

[burnt kraken]

Khorne psyops people to convert them into servants

He isn't honest

[tough haven]

I'm not saying he's honest, hes straightforward

No chaos god is redeemable in any way

[burnt kraken]

Hates warp magic
His entire existence and exploits are due to warp magic

Pick a lane

[tough haven]

No he just hates Other peoples warp magic

[burnt kraken]

Lukewarm magic

[tough haven]

if you use warp magic to stab people with swords better, he's cool with it

Also every chaos god and deity is contradictory, its kinda in their nature

[jade holly]

At least Nurgle has the gaslighting “grandpa Nurgle loves you” gimmick going on

[storm jungle]

Khorne is probably the most honest god

[burnt kraken]

I could totally beat khorne

[storm jungle]

[burnt kraken]

Challenge him to an unwinnable game such as tik tak toe

Have my head ripped off with the biggest shit eating grin in humanitys history

I could probably beat him in chess too

[storm jungle]

I somehow doubt it.

[rocky gale]

You "I challenge you to a game of ch..." Gets stabbed in the throat by a random Daemon while Khorne sits unphased

[outer wave]

How would Khorne react if someone random mook came up to him and challenged him to a duel?

Would he just sort of laugh at them then ignore, or would he honor the request?

[tough haven]

Good luck fucking getting there

[soft thunder]

can psykers use warp powers while in a gellar field? I imagine it's not a good idea to try.

[sacred ginkgo]

Have you played rogue trader

[tough haven]

Yeah, you can

[storm jungle]

The gellar field works by preventing the direct ingress of the warp into its bubble of reality. The minds of psykers are still linked to the warp and can therefore still use their abilities, however this can be incredibly dangerous because demons can piggy back on that connection to get within the gellar field, like a back door in a program or similar. Therefore most psykers will take great precautions not to touch their abilities while in warp transit, including things like having warded rooms etc to stay in (Navigators spend almost all of their time in a heavily warded suite to help protect them and some have automated weapons systems that will kill the navigator if they become possessed.)

https://tenor.com/view/luna-crunchycat-nerd-gif-9668924902045279367

[soft thunder]

nah still on my to do list. No spoilers

[tough haven]

Me when my automated suicide system gets a bug due to warp corruption, and just kills me for no reason

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986698086803976312/1059824130192592946/20221006_174036-1-1.gif

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[tough haven]

It’s very good

[burnt kraken]

Why aren't orks blessed by khorne

Or at least corrupted

[storm jungle]

Because they got gork and mork

for the love of god

read the lore

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1036392908326174790/1241519131967361024/darktide_rannick_youve_served_me_well.gif

[opaque coyote]

Chaos Orks do occasionally exist.

But they're rare

and also usually beaten to death for being unorky

[storm jungle]

Yeah I know but thats forced exposure.

Orks dont worship chaos when gork and mork is ingrained into them mentally and psychically as a species

[opaque coyote]

And also

Dat nob raving on about blood and such? Why dats right unorky it is. bonk

Dat boi got himself a third arm and smells stinky? That's not a proppa ork! bonk

The gretchin are horny? really big bonks

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/life-imprisonment-cat-imprisoned-for-gif-22568262

https://tenor.com/view/orange-kitten-orange-cat-cat-waddling-cat-waddle-waddling-kitten-gif-26256461

Y'know I kinda find it funny that

In the early days of the internet

Cats were everywhere

Then they slowly disappeared because it was considered something only for old people

and now they're back

https://tenor.com/view/chipi-chapa-chipi-chipi-chipi-chipi-cat-chipi-chipi-dancing-cat-gif-10997735880837555564

cats are eternal

[outer wave]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-dancing-dancing-cat-cat-cat-dance-gif-4990417705814603993

[burnt kraken]

When you say read the lore

Is there a book called lore

Aren't gork and mork just their version of urban legends

Does khorne only corrupt humans?

[sacred ginkgo]

No

Gork and Mork are actual warp entities that the orks worship

All the slaughter they do is done in their name and they receive the power from it, not Khorne

[burnt kraken]

Created through force of will i imagine

[sacred ginkgo]

Just belief

[burnt kraken]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

Im gonna shove my foot up your-

[sacred ginkgo]

Like most "modern" gods

[burnt kraken]

"gods"

[sacred ginkgo]

The Tau are actually developing a god as well, despite having a very low warp presence

Their warp sensitive Auxiliary's worship of the Greater God is slowly manifesting it as as an actual presence

[burnt kraken]

bruh

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/god-no-dios-jesus-christ-sacred-heart-gif-14730539777005510887

[burnt kraken]

Ok

I'm going to make the happiness and cake cult

And we will worship the god of chill

And I'm going to manifest his ass

[storm jungle]

And then get killed by sone chaos or imperial cult

Or an inquisitor

Or a daemon

[burnt kraken]

If i get free cake that's a win

That would happen anyway

[storm jungle]

Does a bullet to the skull count

[burnt kraken]

No

[storm jungle]

It does

[sacred ginkgo]

Good luck finding several billion friends to get it to the level where it can do anything

[storm jungle]

^

[burnt kraken]

Why don't you eat some cake then mister inquisitor

[storm jungle]

Its late and im not hungry

[burnt kraken]

I'll work on it

So where can i buy this lore book

In book club?

[storm jungle]

Theres no “book” its multiple sources lol

Just read the lexi

[burnt kraken]

Is it like a wiki

[storm jungle]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Main_Page

Yes. Read it.

[burnt kraken]

Ok

[storm jungle]

📏

[burnt kraken]

That's a lot of words

[storm jungle]

Yeah its a wiki

Be glad its not the fandom wiki lol

[dusk patrol]

Don’t try to get into 40k to make some lame wholesome good guys thing

[burnt kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/books-the-book-read-belle-gaston-gif-7494310

[storm jungle]

Stop lying, there literally is

[storm jungle]

Im half-sure hes joking but-

[dusk patrol]

Never can be too sure

[storm jungle]

True true

[burnt kraken]

I like 40k because of all the YouTube lore that i can listen to in the background

And because it has some fun ideas

And because RAAAHHH VIOLENCE

i like breaking rules

[dusk patrol]

“Yes my marines are the nice wholesome guys who fight with their serfs and use tau tech they get from their tau allies and are a fleet based chapter with lots of dark age tech and they protect civilians and have lots of psykers and don’t discriminate”

https://tenor.com/view/buzz-lightyear-gif-21327280

[burnt kraken]

Salamanders

[dusk patrol]

Salamanders as they are in lore aren’t that

But the fanbase

And memelore

Is another thing entirely

[burnt kraken]

I find it weird how space marines and primarchs are all insanely intelligent geniuses, but they remain incapable of critical thought when it comes to old tech or negotiation

Because it's heretical

[storm jungle]

Because they were raised to be that way.

You can be a genius and still make illogical decisions

(mostly)

[dusk patrol]

They were also still pretty liberal with using old tech is just a lot it’s dangerous as fuck

Stuff which was deemed too dangerous was hidden away until based war crime guys decided that was lame

[storm jungle]

Cant have the Dark Angels retcon-gun fall into the wrong hands now

[burnt kraken]

😎

[dusk patrol]

When I fire this gun at you, you will forget you were ever gay

[burnt kraken]

But I'm not gay

[dusk patrol]

Exactly

[storm jungle]

But anyway yeah read the lexi

do not watch random 40k youtube vids

[dusk patrol]

Also books, pdfs of stuff

It’s super easy to find this stuff for free

[storm jungle]

or do and get bullied by us i dunno

[burnt kraken]

I will continue to watch

Yes

[storm jungle]

see my last point

[burnt kraken]

I agree to this arrangement this chat is fun

[storm jungle]

[burnt kraken]

Do necrons have their own warp daddy too or no because no souls

[storm jungle]

I swear-

No they dont.

They dont worship anything, they once did but those "gods" fucked em over.

They then shattered them and turned them into pokemon.

[burnt kraken]

Every faction apparently has a warp god they manifest, i had to ask

[storm jungle]

Not every one of them has one.

[burnt kraken]

i mean hey

They get eternal life

They get no suffering after death

Because no souls

That's a good deal in 40k

You take what you can get

[storm jungle]

[rose thorn]

Greyknights encountering a demon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXOQk69lGq4

bonjour waht did i miss

[storm jungle]

Uh not much honestly

[burnt kraken]

Dude have you seen those videos of the infowars guy

That has him speaking as if he's in 40k

It's so perfect

[rose thorn]

oH yeahhh

[rose thorn]

oh good

as in]

nothing bad

[burnt kraken]

Me asking stupid questions for 5 hours on and off

[rose thorn]

soemthing is rining in my mind that the next army after aeldar is gonna suck

i dont know why

[burnt kraken]

https://youtu.be/pZuYt1QlzMw?si=eIvQp2lRA0-Wldxm

[dusk patrol]

https://youtu.be/DKl5ZZvm_N4?si=KaMzXc1gNlWZ2sQr

This is cinema

Absolute art

[rose thorn]

hey there isnt a lore reason why greyknights are silver right?

[dusk patrol]

They had the copyright for grey knights

[rose thorn]

WHAT THE FUCK

AHAHAHA

[dusk patrol]

And so that was their options

[rose thorn]

AHAHAAHHU

[dusk patrol]

Mag shut up

Compose yourself

Watch the funny video

[burnt kraken]

Alex Jones is literally from the 40k timeline

This is not a joke

[dusk patrol]

He does fit in a little too well

[burnt kraken]

He was teleported 38k years in the past

There's like 20 videos of him talking like this

[dusk patrol]

Oh I know

[burnt kraken]

And it fits wh40k like a glove

[dusk patrol]

There’s been edits like this before these even

[rose thorn]

crazy they made the asain guy a white scar

[dusk patrol]

There’s a reason he’s such a meme, he’s very funny to watch

[burnt kraken]

Greyknights have the coolest fuckin helmets ever

Unrelated

[dusk patrol]

Well would you rather he be a Salamander hmmm?

[burnt kraken]

But extremely true

[rose thorn]

i was expecting an ultramarine

[rose thorn]

they are my favorite space marines

[dusk patrol]

The real question you should be asking is why is Bobby Lee a marine at all

[burnt kraken]

Honestly same mostly

[dusk patrol]

Dude wouldn’t even be a good servitor

[rose thorn]

LMAO

if i get a lot of money i might start an ordo malicus army

the thing is i think ordo malicus sucks

[dusk patrol]

Do you mean Malleus?

[rose thorn]

yeah

my bad

what the fcuk is malicus?

[dusk patrol]

Awful

Commence self flagellation

[rose thorn]

oh i spelt malicious wrong

eyeballing the greyknights combat patrol

liek 3 times

[burnt kraken]

Are the blood angels functional

Their turbo PTSD with horus feels like it would prevent them from being stable enough to serve in many situations

[opaque coyote]

I mean I actually like Deathwatch partially because some of them use Xeno tech

[tough haven]

“It’s so weird how they keep sending Horus at us, no enemy variety smh”

[hallow basin]

Eventually they do stop being stable. Well, most of them

[tough haven]

They corral the worst rage sufferers into suicide squads

[opaque coyote]

Fairly. They're still really competent and the black rage doesn't happen too much to thin their numbers extremely. Although it's annoying.

Luckily SM lifespans aren't that long.

Well they are. They can live for over a thousand years. But 99% of the time they die in battle

[opaque coyote]

Says the Blood Angel while teamkilling the local Sister of Battle sorority.

"Man why does Horus have titties now?"

[tough haven]

“Dude what the fuck is this guy made of”

“He just keeps coming back!?”

[opaque coyote]

"Man why is Horus in a carriage? He's not supposed to be this tiny!"

Btw do the Blood Angels actually eat their enemies or is it only the flesh tearers

I think they only drink blood (and the occasional brain) right?

[tough haven]

“Get back here you primarch killing fuck, quit running and screaming how you have a family!”

As the 9 foot tall superhuman chases a serf through a hive city

[crystal forum]

man speed is not as fun as i've been told

[opaque coyote]

I kinda wanna make a funny comic where a Blood Angel under the black rage ignores somebody.

Why? Because they have long hair, and they know clearly that Horus doesn't have hair

[tough haven]

Actually that’s gonna be my next adventure hook/boss, a berserk blood Angel

[tough haven]

What…

https://tenor.com/view/lie-detector-truth-true-false-dubdb-gif-17133129055912949884

[opaque coyote]

Hair represents your morality. The less hair you have, the more evil you become

[crystal forum]

it just feels like ADHD meds

shit's boring

[tough haven]

That’s cause it fucking is

[crystal forum]

well not my meds

[tough haven]

Exact same chemical class as stimulant meds

[crystal forum]

chemical is slightly different

[tough haven]

It only does fun stuff to neurotypicals

[crystal forum]

amphetamines vs methamphetamines

[opaque coyote]

Yeah to me it just feels

Normal

[crystal forum]

it feels like ritalin honestly

[tough haven]

Cause it’s very very similar

[crystal forum]

just makes me more focused

[tough haven]

Ritalin is just a safer formulation

[crystal forum]

i actually looked it up and there is prescription meth

for ADHD

[tough haven]

Yup

[crystal forum]

i guess for people who dont react well to ritalin and concerta

[tough haven]

If you don’t react well to those, try non stimulants or off label meds

I personally use Guanfacine

[crystal forum]

i take adderal and it's eh

[tough haven]

How does it work? Fuck if I know

[crystal forum]

i should maybe start trying other stuff

[tough haven]

Science doesn’t know either

[crystal forum]

funny enough ADHD is the most treatable mental disorder

[tough haven]

Yeah adhd treatment requires a level of trial and error

Fr

Very little knowledge on it, lots of treatment options

[crystal forum]

meanwhile try taking an antidepressant lol

[tough haven]

I think we try to use neurodivergency now

[tough haven]

Pretty wide range for those too now

For depression treatment

I give a lot of diff meds for that

[crystal forum]

wow ok can't even say the medical condition

[tough haven]

You see some interesting ones for treatment resistant MDD

[tough haven]

I mean you can

[tough haven]

Oh that one

[crystal forum]

i think we all struggle differently

[tough haven]

Nvm

The other variations don’t work either

[crystal forum]

yeah

[tough haven]

Of course

There’s no more or less “normal” normal is a spectrum and it’s subjective

[crystal forum]

wait are you in the medical field

[tough haven]

I am

I’m a psychiatric nurse

[crystal forum]

oh shit lol

[tough haven]

Yeah this is quite literally my field

[crystal forum]

i defer all my knowledge then

[tough haven]

I’ve only been doing it for a year and a few months though so I’m not all knowing

[vagrant fox]

bot won't even let me call myself a schi-zoid master race smh

[tough haven]

Most info I have is from circumstantial evidence

And my experiences so take it with a grain of salt

[viral halo]

Mental health crisis is a myth just lift more and drink more water

[storm jungle]

shut the fuck up suggy

[tough haven]

You'd be surprised how often I encounter that

like my brother in christ, you checked into a mental health unit, why the fuck are you here if you arent gonna do anything

[vagrant fox]

I would rather exercise than take more pills, I've had enough of that

[viral halo]

Never been sad a day in my life just gotta lock in

[dusk patrol]

Mfers be going on about mental health when their houses are messy as fuck, they sit on the computer all day, only consume fast food and soda

Never see sunlight

[dapper gyro]

Fast food is too expensive...

[dusk patrol]

not that some aren’t suffering from something

But man, move around a bit

I feel like such shit if I have to stay inside a whole day for whatever reason

[tough haven]

That is a aspect of mental health, yes

Its unfortunately a multi tiered issue with no easy answers

what works for one person might be worthless for another

[dusk patrol]

Unfortunately I’m going to dumb it down to my pet issue with todays youth

And you can’t stop me

[tough haven]

https://tenor.com/view/moderators-mods-kill-this-guy-with-hammers-kill-this-guy-with-hammers-old-kill-this-guy-with-hammers-fancy-gif-17832892536946685423

@storm jungle

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/old-school-dance-happy-gif-10989914

Mfw

[storm jungle]

Best I can do is a gravity one

[vagrant fox]

I should be admin so I could kill people

[arctic talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1053823148048527440/1281431334048239656/Untitled_Project_V13.gif

[tough haven]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-cereal-gross-gif-8096278

[sharp pollen]

is there in 40k guys that make custom sex servitors for a living

like in some hive cities

to be honest i thought servitors are made by mechanicus on special factories, but after that screenshot from rogue trader about rumors that the guy cheats on his wife with servitors make my brain generate funky thoughts

i guess if you are super rich and lucky, you might get a xeno sex servitor

[dusk patrol]

Please jerk off before logging onto discord next time

[arctic talon]

Servitors made from sapient xenos aren’t allowed

[dapper gyro]

If you have access to xeno, why don't you just get an eldar?

You can go raw without consequence.

[queen laurel]

Of course the two sexual deviants just have to be here

[dapper gyro]

You stupid ork, I chat normally 90% of the time and you don't see any. You only show up when I joke around.

[sharp pollen]

Sorry, every time i go here i have the urge to make some people mad

[arctic talon]

Is this you?

[sharp pollen]

Black market?

[arctic talon]

A tech priest would prolly keep it to themselves

We’ve seen ork servitors

But it’s explicitly tech heresy

[sharp pollen]

Im not familiar with 99% of marine chapters

[arctic talon]

It’s an alpha legion dude who’s badly painted himself as a thousand sons inductii

[sharp pollen]

Still dont get the joke

[arctic talon]

[sharp pollen]

A blessing not caring about child toys with funny paints and colors

[arctic talon]

You literally play Darktide

[sharp pollen]

So?

Im not a sm2 player

[queen laurel]

But talking about mutilated people turned into sex cyborgs is better?

[sharp pollen]

Its fun

[arctic talon]

We are playing with funny plastic toy soldiers smh

In Darktide as well

[sharp pollen]

Its fun because making sex dolls out of actual people is disturbing af

[arctic talon]

💀

[sharp pollen]

And 40k is about it

[arctic talon]

If you want the short answer we know in universe some people uh

Get frisky with normal servitors lol

But servitors are gross

They smell gross

[queen laurel]

Yeah just like in real life people like you and deino exist in universe

[sharp pollen]

Well normal servitors is not the thing

[queen laurel]

Of warhammer

[arctic talon]

Even high quality servitors

Smell weird

They smell like chemicals and other stuff

[queen laurel]

In the first place would they even waste flesh preservatives on a servitor

[sharp pollen]

Are there condoms in 40k

[queen laurel]

Like you know nutrient pumps to keep the flesh healthy

[dapper gyro]

Hey, I have nothing to do with necrophilia.

It's Tavi's love.

[sharp pollen]

Technically its not necro 🙂

[dapper gyro]

See, don't group me with this guy.

[sharp pollen]

Alright whatever

I knew from the start i wont get an actual answer

I just wanna fuck with you

[dusk patrol]

[arctic talon]

Prolly

[dusk patrol]

Mmm hmmm

https://tenor.com/view/right-yeah-right-yeah-oh-yeah-ohh-gif-14553729619893238098

[arctic talon]

I find it unlikely for condoms to not exist in 40k

[queen laurel]

I just woke up and the first thing i see is you asking if you can turn a mutilated human into a personal toy

[arctic talon]

But like

[queen laurel]

Of course we ain't going to give you one

[arctic talon]

Most people prolly wouldn’t use them

Lol

They’re too poor

Your boss does not consider those luxury products in your salary

[dusk patrol]

If the first thing you’re thinking when seeing this is “is there a version I can put my peener in?”

[arctic talon]

You get your food ration

[dusk patrol]

That’s on you bro

[arctic talon]

And prolly some small cash

[sharp pollen]

You def have a veeery poor imagination

[dusk patrol]

Also like, if you’re rich enough, they could just afford a actual sex slave

[arctic talon]

Yeah nobles usually just have

Normal sex slaves

[queen laurel]

I can't believe i'm saying this but he is actually the sane one in this conversation

[arctic talon]

Or they go to planets for that

Go to some pleasure worlds

And then do horrific rich people things

[queen laurel]

Also yeah you can literally afford mobs of sex slaves if you're rich enough

[dusk patrol]

Like how is a sex servitor any better than just hiring a prostitute

Or buying a slave

Or whatever

[sharp pollen]

Thats obvious, but there is also a thing called FETISH

[dapper gyro]

Some people are just freaks...

[dusk patrol]

You can even augment them to your tastes, how did you manage to think of something more fucked up than sexual slavery

[arctic talon]

If they’re rich enough yeah sure I guess…..

They could pay for that

This line of conversation is awful

[dusk patrol]

Truly

[queen laurel]

Look at his pfp

I think he matches it well enough

[queen laurel]

Also yeah deino i'm lowering your rank from sexual deviant to weirdo

[sharp pollen]

Yeah, point your fingers at me

[arctic talon]

Thank you rogue trader

[queen laurel]

Because you're nowhere near this guy

[queen laurel]

Ah the game is a masterpiece

[dusk patrol]

I don’t think anyone put a gun to your head and made you ask this

[arctic talon]

Also this atrocity lol

[queen laurel]

And somehow

Kar surpassed all of this in a single conversation

[sharp pollen]

And animals, wtf

[sharp pollen]

This mf is taking pleasure calling me a weirdo 1000000 times

[arctic talon]

Nobles in 40k can range from normal to you know

[sharp pollen]

Cmon man

[queen laurel]

Hey you like disturbing people why can't i do it

[dusk patrol]

Whose fault could that be

[arctic talon]

that

[sharp pollen]

Call me more

[dapper gyro]

My whole company is a bunch of weirdo, been working with them for 2 years and it is inevitable.

[sharp pollen]

At least i have more imagination in doing so

[dusk patrol]

That’s one word for it

[sharp pollen]

At least i made an interesting conversation 🙂

[queen laurel]

Yeah interesting in a way that how did you exist with such mental atrocities to the natural order

[dusk patrol]

Once again, that’s a word for it

Lots of words doing heavy lifting here

[sharp pollen]

Just say "fuck you you mental degenerate" in my face already, grow these balls for christ sake

[dapper gyro]

I will not give you the satisfaction of being a degenerate.

[sharp pollen]

Some people are boring af and have to show everyone how serious and strong they are

They have to start calling people things to show they are better

[sly ivy]

Well I just drank half a bottle of booker’s bourbon and completed two flawless auric damnations really not sure what lesson to take from that

Sorry lore chat hello

[sharp pollen]

Even when it is absolutely unnessecary

[dusk patrol]

[sharp pollen]

Alright imma sleep and maybe next time my question will be less interesting

[dusk patrol]

If that’s what’s “interesting”

Then I think we’d all be ok with that

[sharp pollen]

Yes its interesting cause its fucked up

[dusk patrol]

Ennis is that you?

[sharp pollen]

Like daemonculaba

[dusk patrol]

Yes “interesting”

If you wanna be more clear, it’s less what you asked and more how you asked it

I don’t really care but, idk read the room or something

[sharp pollen]

Well i dont really care

I just want some interesting thought about the topic

[dusk patrol]

It’s not the first time this has come up here and other places.

[dapper gyro]

I saw it in a warp like discord server... It makes my brain burst.

[sharp pollen]

Its fun to develop things that nobody developed before you

[dusk patrol]

It’s kinda the most common degen 40k question

And people always ask it weird

[arctic talon]

Ngl haemonculi stuff is more fucked up

Like the living soup

At least to me

[sharp pollen]

I asked it cause i just wanted to ask some fucked up question

[dusk patrol]

Obviously

[sharp pollen]

Then i got actually interested

[queen laurel]

Sounds delicious

[sharp pollen]

Dark eldars?

[arctic talon]

Yeah

[sharp pollen]

Meh, they just torture people

Not really interesting for me

Eat alive, boil eyes, pinch nerves

[arctic talon]

Not just that, they get creative with it and they have fun

[sharp pollen]

Im aware

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah they would fit your conversation types just fine

[sharp pollen]

But still

[arctic talon]

The suffering, trauma and anguish is the food source

[queen laurel]

Yeah they are creative little shits

[dusk patrol]

Creativity isn’t inherently good

[sharp pollen]

Can you fuck off if you cant add your thoughts, and just saying that we re weird?

[dapper gyro]

The imperial is so damn close to those on some occasions.

[queen laurel]

Until i find it bored or i move on

[arctic talon]

Terra is so much suffering

That it gave a haemonculi an overdose lol

Tbh it’s the quantity of it

That seems to have done it more so

[sharp pollen]

Terra is suffering?

[dusk patrol]

Terra has a shitload or suffering yes

[queen laurel]

Do you think if they can somehow sneak their way in there into you know making a device that sucks up suffering and send it back to commoragh it will basically help their food problem by like alot

[dusk patrol]

It’s 5 quintillion people packaged like sausages

The Drukhari wish they could achieve that

[arctic talon]

It’s soooo hard keeping that many slaves alive

Smh

[queen laurel]

Don't forget that you have the most psychically gifted human in there in a constant state of agony

[dusk patrol]

Also the Emperors suffering can be felt and it’s apparently a very unique taste

[queen laurel]

And being kept alive by being feds psykers

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[queen laurel]

The emperor suffering must be exquisite

[dusk patrol]

Lots of very unique levels of suffering

[queen laurel]

To the dark eldar

[dusk patrol]

Literally drove a Haemonculi mad

[arctic talon]

The fact they control the “food” is a huge source of revenue for Wych cults/kabals/haemonculi covens

[queen laurel]

The emperor is like multiple souls to one

[arctic talon]

They’re not running a charity

[sharp pollen]

Imagine all drukhari team up for a journey to the throne

[queen laurel]

Just his suffering

Would probably feed a whole kabal

[arctic talon]

It’s very high quality food

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/gourmet-shit-tasty-pulp-fiction-gif-15462357

[queen laurel]

Oh man i remember discovering about this fun time that was

[opaque coyote]

I love the fucking * notes lmao

[opaque coyote]

Y'know I just realized that there's not really any "futuristic" tactical shooter games

I mean I guess

Battlefield 2042 technically counts

But you know why it isn't really counted

And so during a fucking daydream I wonder

What the fuck would a Warhammer 40k Rainbow 6 Clone be like

[summer mural]

well

theres necromunda i guess

[opaque coyote]

If you're talking about the video game it's more like a movement shooter

[summer mural]

theres darktide I guess?

[arctic talon]

Darktide isn't a tac shooter

[arctic talon]

You know Ready or not? Arbites instead

[opaque coyote]

Since Ready or Not has moments in the maps where you're tempted to literally just

unload your gun into the people you killed

I wonder if a 40k Styled Ready or Not will have the same.

Or will it just be obvious

[arctic talon]

just kill them

[opaque coyote]

"Ah yes, I stepped just past the curtains and I see a gorey pile that's meant to be used for child sacrifice"

[opaque coyote]

also i thought it'd be fun just to have shit like

environment destruction

like imagine using a bolter to turn a cheap hab wall into fucking dust to get to some random cultist

[celest dome]

Necromunda getting a pseudo hero shooter could be fun

[opaque coyote]

True. Although it technically wouldn't have the hero part

Actually having Saints and Daemons battling each other DOES sound sick

also

Imagine this but Servitor: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swEvMSztMmI

[small grail]

jeez dude mandela catologue is smthin else

im watching it

[tough haven]

❌ analogue horror, immediately lost me

[languid meadow]

sometimes they can be good if they don't take themselves too seriously

like midwest angelica

[arctic talon]

@storm jungle the craftworld eldar have been fucking like rabbits. The new eldar codex says there’s more Craftworlders then Drukahri at present

Dying race my ass lol