From his hands
#40k-lore-chat
raven stone
rose thorn
his legion is very insane
raven stone
So yea. Broody, intense, but mostly sane.
The Primarch, ye
It's his legion that went off the rockers on their own
raven stone
Jhagtai Khan
rose thorn
khan murders people for fun, its a hobby
dusk patrol
He was more just the prototypical brutal and warlord of the primarchs
raven stone
I mean, Khan is a guy who exiles the portions of his legion siding with Horus
Instead of offing them
So...yea.
Sure he likes his hunts and wars
But pretty sane by 40k standards
rose thorn
he does ride a motorcycle into literal capitalist hell to murder perople
raven stone
But...that sort of craziness is Primarch standard :p
dusk patrol
He doesn’t hate it, it more disappoints him, but because he knows why they do it, it does make them stronger and his philosophy does match with that to some extent, which is why he didn’t actually stop it during the GC.
vagrant fox
Fulgrim was reasonably sane, if full of himself, until he found snussy
rose thorn
Fulgrim was reasonably sane, if full of himself, until he found snussy
gonna be honest his lore fucking sucks in HH after the first half
raven stone
He doesn’t hate it, it more disappoints him, but because he knows why they do it...
Ah ok fair enough
dusk patrol
The writers failed Fulgrim hard early heresy
rose thorn
he either was posessed or he like, did open surgery on himself for fun
vagrant fox
Like so much of the HH, wasted potential
dusk patrol
His primarch book is a much better example of him
rose thorn
His primarch book is a much better example of him
yee
dusk patrol
A heresy series where they of Fulgrim and Ferrus better and show their relationship more would have been a lot better but
Whatever
raven stone
I think the issue is pretty much him losing the plot during the siege as well
dusk patrol
I get why that was never gonna happen
rose thorn
the problem is the HH writing is either amazing or hot ass
dusk patrol
They had the issue of planning it to be much shorter
And then suddenly it gets extended and they already speedran a lot of early stuff
gray umbra
50 books later
raven stone
Also being too loyal to the ancient Index Astartes magazine articles
Like, those were written without a novel timeline in mind
rose thorn
do you think vulkan is sane?
raven stone
They ported some elements over very poorly cough Angron cough
raven stone
do you think vulkan is sane?
If you are not talking about Eldar XD
(Or Traitors during HH)
rose thorn
i dont even think khan kills xeno children
i think he has some moral code against that
but i dont remember
dusk patrol
do you think vulkan is sane?
It’s noted the tomes he wrote post heresy ramble a lot
And come across very unhinged and scattered
dapper gyro
Vulkan is sane, but dude is kind of eh.
rose thorn
ah
dusk patrol
So prior to the heresy, sure
raven stone
Well Vulkan also got tortured by Kurze
dusk patrol
But during and after?
spare osprey
DA terrans are still the coolest, no bias course
raven stone
So that cold not have helped
vagrant fox
I don't think many came out of the heresy very sane
dusk patrol
He definitely was off his rocker a fair amount
dapper gyro
He just was doing his own stuff alone most of the time, even when he was with his legion.
vagrant fox
DA terrans are still the coolest, no bias course
No bias detected
dapper gyro
He showed up every now and then, then disappeared for a while.
raven stone
Basically SOME Terranite RG did end up trying to win their lord's favour back (if the unit entry in Exemplary battles is anything to go by)
raven stone
i dont think alphariusomegon or either of them were sane
Theirs is a subtle, conspiracy theory type of insane
rose thorn
besides them being pathological liars
dapper gyro
Though, I think that he is one of the nicest guys. Then again, Sally fan base is fanatical.
dusk patrol
He showed up once during WotB unwillingly and disappeared again after
The heresy broke him hard as far as we can see
raven stone
Living too long probably doesn't help him either
rose thorn
Theirs is a subtle, conspiracy theory type of insane
but is that like, 'apart of the job' or do they legit do it
raven stone
but is that like, 'apart of the job' or do they legit do it
We actually don't know lol
dusk patrol
Gotta define sane I guess
You could argue all of the primarchs weren’t sane by some definitions
rose thorn
true
dusk patrol
They’re not exactly typical cases
raven stone
Perty?
vagrant fox
I'm not sure Perty was ever right, dude had something going on right out of the pod
rose thorn
OH THAT PERTY
dusk patrol
“A bad seed” tbh
rose thorn
he had anger issues to the next degree
humble shoal
Yeah
rose thorn
and did kill his own sister
dusk patrol
He had basically no reason to be like he was too
His family and planet were pretty chill by primarch standards
rose thorn
He had basically no reason to be like he was too
rome moment
humble shoal
He had basically no reason to be like he was too
He was designed to go traitor from the start
Tbh him and angron were done dirty
Because it was decided they had to go traitor
The whole angron situation makes 0 sense to me
And their explanation of it doesnt make it better
raven stone
The whole angron situation makes 0 sense to me
Yea BL really flopped the writing there
vagrant fox
There were a room for a lot of soft retcons but they stuck to some old-ass lore from what I've gathered
rose thorn
omg i forgot who the primarch of the imperial fists was\
humble shoal
There were a room for a lot of soft retcons but they stuck to some old-ass lore ...
Unless it made more sense to do so
raven stone
There were a room for a lot of soft retcons but they stuck to some old-ass lore ...
Correct
raven stone
omg i forgot who the primarch of the imperial fists was\
Rogal Dorn
humble shoal
ROGAL DORN
The tramp stamp guy
dapper gyro
omg i forgot who the primarch of the imperial fists was\
Just HOW?
humble shoal
With the bdsm glove
raven stone
He is actually put together mentally.
humble shoal
He is actually put together mentally.
.... sure he is
dapper gyro
How can you forget such an autistic primarch?
vagrant fox
Well, until the siege is done
rose thorn
He is actually put together mentally.
he did have a pain glove though
dapper gyro
Dorn is the peak autistic.
rose thorn
and did let most of his men die in an unwinable war
raven stone
.... sure he is
Well compared to other specimens...
humble shoal
Well compared to other specimens...
His sons all have tramp stamps
rose thorn
and did let most of his men die in an unwinable war
- on purpose not HH
raven stone
Iron Cage
rose thorn
yeah iron cage
dapper gyro
I like the IF and some of its successor, but Dorn is down in the list for me.
raven stone
Which, fair, not one of his better decisions
humble shoal
I like the IF and some of its successor, but Dorn is down in the list for me.
You can say you like the angry marines
The black ones
dapper gyro
Nah, I don't like them.
rose thorn
imperial fists have alot of like bone scrawing and a tribal style culture
dapper gyro
I go with Crimson Fist route.
rose thorn
but they also carry sextons with them
humble shoal
My second favorite chapter is an ultramarines successor, but guilliman is low on the list for me
dapper gyro
It makes more sense to use guns than mindless charging in melee.
humble shoal
I like the imperial fists main
Because they have daddy's slapping hand
And carve their names into it
dapper gyro
The DT has the autistic nature from Dorn.
languid meadow
Sweet
rose thorn
is lion sane?
dapper gyro
Crimson Fists are at least got the logical side of him.
rose thorn
he was an asshole for most of his not coma life
dusk patrol
Crimson Fists are basically Imperial Fists 2.0
Just more heroic land stands and Ork focus
dapper gyro
And that's good enough for me.
raven stone
There was also some very recent lore about then answering a lot to High Lords
Oddly enough
spare osprey
No bias detected
humble shoal
Marines malevolent are pretty cool
raven stone
vagrant fox
I have taken a liking to the Minotaurs lately, they're a fun bunch
raven stone
The Spartan imagery helps alot
dapper gyro
We have so many spartan imageries now.
humble shoal
I have taken a liking to the Minotaurs lately, they're a fun bunch
You mean loyalist world eaters
dapper gyro
Custodes were based on spartans as well.
raven stone
Minotaurs are Spartan Marines like how Ultramarines are Roman Legionnaire Marines
vagrant fox
You mean loyalist world eaters
That's the Flesh Tearers, my top boys
humble shoal
Except minotaurs actually use a phalanx
humble shoal
That's the Flesh Tearers, my top boys
Nah: giant marines with severe rage problems that relish in commiting violence against other space marines
spare osprey
*i also kinda want them to be a DA successor *
raven stone
Best Successor is Alpha Legion Successors.
Yes the joke is it can be anything.
humble shoal
I think lamentors are alpha legion geneseed
spare osprey
*i also kinda want them to be a DA successor *
also this is only a thing in my mind, because icons, because nobody can ever have similar icons
without being the same
dapper gyro
It could be the White Scars.
raven stone
I want to see black templars and mm during the end times
I mean if The Last Wall protocol is still a thing, BT will be there for sure.
spare osprey
solid proof
humble shoal
I mean if The Last Wall protocol is still a thing, BT will be there for sure.
Assumedly it still is a thing
spare osprey
also if we're talkin IF
i kinda want dorn to actually be dead
same for alpharius and omegon
spare osprey
mhm
storm jungle
Dorn is not gonna be dead because money
dapper gyro
Blood Angels successor are so damn boring.
spare osprey
Blood Angels successor are so damn boring.
it was funny
to see the debates on who the dude in the Astartes teaser was
cause they literally all look the same
dapper gyro
They have nothing but the fan base screaming about the Hawk Boy.
raven stone
thats been solidified finally
Dorn has my respect for that TBH
Steadfast enough to see through all the bullshittery AL did
vagrant fox
Dorn can come back if they pretty promise to never bring back Sanguinius in any way
storm jungle
Watch out guys!
dapper gyro
I like BA as a legion, the chapters are just suck.
rocky gale
Blood Angels successor are so damn boring.
spare osprey
only ones who look different enough are those new primaris dudes
if i can find them
vagrant fox
but the Flesh Tearers make fun of the BA for being dorks 😔
dapper gyro
Not just name and colour scheme, their fluffs as well.
Well, the Lamenters is somewhat interesting to be honest.
Maybe that's why they get more fans and echoed more.
spare osprey
if i can find them
Atlantian Spears
storm jungle
Not just name and colour scheme, their fluffs as well.
I love how its just
Red
Red
Red
Black
Red
Red
Red
Yellow
vagrant fox
they would love shadow the hedgehog
vagrant fox
I vaguely like Angels Vermilion for their one bit of lore about just draining huge populations of blood and threatning the BA to do something about it
But yea standard boring BA name and colour scheme
dusk patrol
BA have some cool successors, but the names and symbols are definitely annoying
spare osprey
these guys in color only
also who tf are the Brothers of Jarad? why were they named just to die lol
dusk patrol
I don’t really mind the colors as much since a lot of them do look cool
But all of it together is annoying
storm jungle
also who tf are the Brothers of Jarad? why were they named just to die lol
codex fluff text moment
my favorite Chapter the Gore Golems will get their debut one day
just you wait
viral halo
Gore golems
vagrant fox
how do they have less lore than some nobody chapter like the Accipiters with a name like that
humble shoal
Watch out guys!
Wonder if lamentors need the succ
humble shoal
They thirsty like the other blood angels
dapper gyro
Now looking at it, BA is like the generation of the red power rangers.
humble shoal
Since you know supposedly they are immune to the angry (this is a lie)
dapper gyro
Watch out guys!
humble shoal
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F17naysvj6l081.jpg
Shout out to space red ranger
Who fucking murders zordan
Also the red ranger combo episode was great
All of the red rangers up to the hippy rangers
dapper gyro
Iron Snake is the UM successor but works like the RG.
Ultra angry Iron Snake https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/7/7d/Iron_Snakes_vs._Dark_Eldar_Kabal.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120131045213
viral halo
i think its referencing the golems from minecraft
more than likely the golem of judeo mythos
storm jungle
more than likely the golem of judeo mythos
viral halo
Ultra angry Iron Snake https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/7/7...
I remember before they updated the art, the uriel ventris books had covers like this and they were SICK
viral halo
https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-yakuza-can-you-shut-up-shut-your-mouth-gif-996606...
WAIT
storm jungle
more than likely the golem of judeo mythos
Also idk anything about "judo myths"
viral halo
Honestly I'm feeling very hinged today
Very difficult bowel movements are mellowing me out
sharp pollen
i mean are the processes going
viral halo
Yea
sharp pollen
amazing
sharp pollen
oooohhh
viral halo
bloodletters don't have buttholes
And slaneesh daemons are usually fully gaped
Nevermind I'm not hinged anymore
dusk patrol
viral halo
took 2 minutes in here
sharp pollen
understandable, good to know uh hu
viral halo
Speaking of hinge, worst dating app
Have had a gf for quite sometime now but things were looking bleak on that app
I know a guy who was a dev on a lot of the dating apps
and basically the algorithm works like an elo system
rose thorn
my favorite Chapter the Gore Golems will get their debut one day
Make your own lore
viral halo
Where they immediately shift the most attractive women into a paywalled bracket
It's pretty fucked
barren prawn
edgelord chapters
rose thorn
At least you can assume the origin of those names
viral halo
whereas the EMPERORS CHILDREN are EVIL
rose thorn
What series of event gets you named Gore Golems
viral halo
Maybe a chapter master read too much of the old testament in his free time
and also is a BA successor
Ben Shapiro is the chapter master of the gore golems
rose thorn
It’s not like “oh yeah they can be shot so much they are unkillable like a golem… a gore golem…”
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/%D0%BA%D0%BE%D1%82-%D0%BA%D1%83%D1%80%D0%B8%D1%82-%D0%BA%...
ask about fornication servitors
sharp pollen
you wouldnt believe, but ive never EVER thought about that
even after i finished eisenhorn with that rogue trader in it
viral halo
ask about fornication servitors
Is that real
sharp pollen
holy fuck should i try drawing one...
barren prawn
Is that real
theyre better watch urself preservitor
viral halo
theyre better watch urself preservitor
what book are you reading currently
green loom
Earning the Jaime pfp
barren prawn
what book are you reading currently
reading?
barren prawn
im going back to the horus heresy and salamander books because i will not be sanctioned into reading """"good"""" books by the slaaneshi worshipers in this chat
viral halo
I mean they make for great sleeping pills
storm jungle
LMAO
viral halo
Nick Kyme being the (((editor))) on Dan's books is also comical
barren prawn
😡 they didnt even help my insomnia deathfire edged me for 67 chapters with no fucking results
storm jungle
Nick Kyme being the (((editor))) on Dan's books is also comical
still cannot get over the actual quote Dan also gives
"Dont worry about the wordcount, just write"
fucking moron
barren prawn
i dont even wanna know how long the end and the death books are
viral halo
Very
storm jungle
they are almost 1200+ pages combined
FYI most warhammer novels are around 300 pages
viral halo
It's crazy to think how much successful authors write like look at Robert Jordan's wheel of time and Brandon Sandersen's series
Every book is like 800 plus
barren prawn
i noticed that many dan books have like a chapter or 4 pages of useless yapping before he starts actually developing the story
viral halo
and wheel of time is also like 15 books long
barren prawn
like some kind of warm up
storm jungle
actually hold on lemme do the actual math of the 3 books' pagecount
barren prawn
i think he made 3 books as a warm up to his other projects
spare osprey
more than likely the golem of judeo mythos
what did minecraft mean by this
storm jungle
i dont even wanna know how long the end and the death books are
Vol1: 551
Vol2: 605
Vol3: 617
Total is 1773 pages.
jesus christ
I legit got no idea how i read these
barren prawn
Vol1: 551
Vol2: 605
Vol3: 617
Total is **1773** pages.
thats like 3 chapters of yapping per book
storm jungle
Real.
viral halo
I legit got no idea how i read these
Read the wiki summary
viral halo
I have a friend who has never read any warhammer book
storm jungle
based
viral halo
but knows the entire lore from wiki every night
dapper gyro
I legit got no idea how i read these
Madam, you are a certified book worm. And I do love you even if you are a worm.
storm jungle
Well i mean
viral halo
And everything that happens in every book
storm jungle
you dont really need to read the book sto know the lore
viral halo
and it's so so so fucking funny
viral halo
Of course, it's just funny cause we get together and talk about the books
and he has like deep understandings of everything we are talking about
barren prawn
🚬 nah some micro lore never makes it to the wiki
storm jungle
Madam, you are a certified book worm. And I do love you even if you are a worm.
Ive been a fan of 40k for like 13 years now and I have read over like 900 books so this is more true than you can imagine
viral halo
What's really funny is after like 4 beers he starts talking about how cadia broke before the guard did, how humanity is the greatest force against entropy and evil, and how he thinks someone needs to kill nancy pelosi
It's a wombo combo
storm jungle
You got really nice friends siggy
id splash a bottle of alcohol into the face of each one
storm jungle
Humanity is the greatest force against entropy and evil mfers when they get assigned to factory slave labor
storm jungle
YOU'LL STARVE AGAIN
barren prawn
🚬 whats that short storu with the corpse grinders?
storm jungle
barren prawn
what
storm jungle
Grind deez nu-
storm jungle
eyo-
barren prawn
the story about the two people who prepare the corpse starch
spring cairn
dumb and dumber 2 I believe
viral halo
You got really nice friends siggy
Everyone in NJ is varying degrees of evil
storm jungle
Everyone in NJ is varying degrees of evil
sopranos ahh
dapper gyro
I just alt-tabbed for a moment and now seeing Clad wants some necrophilia...
viral halo
I'm having a political discussion in another server and my name color is the same as here as in there and I almost just said some shit in here that just doesn't fly
vagrant fox
bros grinding on corpses?
it's called a mortician
barren prawn
I just alt-tabbed for a moment and now seeing Clad wants some necrophilia...
WRONG its necrophasia
spare osprey
I'm having a political discussion in another server and my name color is the sam...
bro almost talked about the political and economic state of the world right now
dusk patrol
I legit got no idea how i read these
Tbh I don’t remember being bored
It went briskly for being so fucking long
humble shoal
I'm having a political discussion in another server and my name color is the sam...
You like drones?
dusk patrol
I just wanted more
dapper gyro
As a Canadian, Im ready to fight back.
storm jungle
Tbh I don’t remember being bored
More just the painful process tbh
storm jungle
I just wanted more
You literally complained in bookclub about "it has too much fat, i was bored in some parts"
viral halo
As a Canadian, Im ready to fight back.
The day of the rake is coming for you, LEAF
storm jungle
get outta here
storm jungle
The day of the rake is coming for you, LEAF
isnt Joe Biden the rake
humble shoal
isnt Joe Biden the rake
Nah thats corn pop
spare osprey
joe biden is in the amazon
spring cairn
if you bash your arm against a wall enough you stop feeling pain eventually
dusk patrol
You literally complained in bookclub about "it has too much fat, i was bored in ...
I mean, I might wanted more from it
Not like more pages
spare osprey
if you bash your arm against a wall enough you stop feeling pain eventually
amazing
storm jungle
I mean, I might wanted more from it
You should want this fist im gonna shove up your-
dusk patrol
But more going on in those pages
shadow plover
I wouldn't be able to read TEATD but it was excellent listening material
dusk patrol
Abnett is a good enough writer that even his filler stuff is still pretty good reading
dapper gyro
Stop with the BDSM, it might awake something in him and he might change forever.
storm jungle
I wouldn't be able to read TEATD but it was excellent listening material
Saving this statement
dusk patrol
I think the only part I really didn’t like at all was the Sigismund stuff
shadow plover
Saving this statement
For what I wonder 
dusk patrol
And the whole refugee squad
storm jungle
jesus i legit forgot lmao
viral halo
how are you supposed to play combat patrol with knights lol
You lose most likely
but armigers I guess
Knights don't work well in small lists
crystal forum
can you even bring more than one
spring cairn
knights ?
crystal forum
yeah
viral halo
Idk the point value on a questoris rn
shadow plover
For what I wonder <:sus:1017493377480151100>
For what it's worth, I can't read more than two rows of text without my mind wandering off Dil
viral halo
But typically people take a questoris and armigers with imperial agents as backup in regular games
shadow plover
how are you supposed to play combat patrol with knights lol
the smaller knights whatever they were called, wardogs for the traitors
spring cairn
For what it's worth, I can't read more than two rows of text without my mind wan...
are you my grandpa who suffers from dementia
barren prawn
need titans in daemonhunters asap
shadow plover
are you my grandpa who suffers from dementia
No I just suffer from dyslexia
barren prawn
No I just suffer from dyslexia
same sis
spring cairn
dsylexai
crystal forum
The Imperial and Chaos Knights earn new Combat Patrol rules featuring pairs of Armigers and War Dogs. The sheer strength and durability of these towering war machines makes piloting them a remarkably different gameplay experience compared to regular Combat Patrols, and to account for their low numbers, they play missions in their own special way. Both the Armiger Trailblazers and the Slaughter Talon score points from their own specific objectives – ignoring the normal primary and secondary objectives – but to find out what they are, you’ll need to read the issue.
just run around killing shit i guess
shadow plover
fair, they've made plenty of changes to other units as well for Combat Patrol
crystal forum
seems pretty funny to get knights for a combat patrol but at least that means you can play faster matches with them
spring cairn
is that lvl 25 ogryn with a barely concealed racial slur for a name canon to the wider warhammer 40.000 universe ?
spring cairn
can't ask questions to these liberals
storm jungle
idk what a librarian is but yes
spring cairn
this is the dictatorship bighomo wants
spring cairn
storm jungle
but also jokes aside this is the same universe that has a character named Emil Darkhammer
so i guess you tell me
spring cairn
and this was truly, the end and the woke
storm jungle
parents will be parents
crystal forum
imagine these losers fighting knights
spring cairn
even the sentinel will
crystal forum
what about the weapon emplacements
spare osprey
what about the weapon emplacements
erm
crystal forum
also can't say weapon emplacement without reminding everyone that the space marine turret can hover
viral halo
Kingdom Come 2 is amazing btw
barren prawn
is that lvl 25 ogryn with a barely concealed racial slur for a name canon to the...
name character rule 
crystal forum
alr i ain't stupid
are they supposed to push it
spring cairn
i'd say something along the lines of : welcome to 40k [NAME HERE]
crystal forum
i wish guard had trucks
spring cairn
but i don't think i can spell it here
spare osprey
40k trucks would be killer tbh
spring cairn
It starts with Nate
barren prawn
speaking of names the forum is littered with people complaining about the name filters
crystal forum
i was just thinking about the fact that guard dont have logistics vehicles
spring cairn
i'll leave it at that
crystal forum
like come on they're the only faction who even have logistics
barren prawn
FATSHARK DOESNT RESPECT OUR FREEDOM
bro you wanna name yourself after famous dictators
its not that deep pick something else
crystal forum
40k trucks would be killer tbh
lets you redeploy heavy weapons faster, reroll shooting phases (better ammo supply) and also carry troops
spare osprey
yuuuus
crystal forum
logi truck as a support unit
barren prawn
my ogryn is named ILETYOUSOLO im pretty happy with that ngl
dusk patrol
but also jokes aside this is the same universe that has a character named Emil D...
Yeah but that’s a badass name
barren prawn
my zealot is Chaplain Taur
crystal forum
the handful of moments that 40k logistics are mentioned
dusk patrol
Yeah but
crystal forum
any random truck works
it has to be big and have guns on it
maybe like the necromunda one but smaller
dusk patrol
Think of how he could unzip his pants and go “are you ready for the Darkhammer?”
crystal forum
actually i think the necromunda one works
crystal forum
leave it to necromunda to make the cool models
barren prawn
i think of jar jar binks
the teeth
celest dome
Those are Traziorturret i think
crystal forum
aint no way
spring cairn
I'm very angry now
crystal forum
nah that's super close
are those autocannons and heavy stubbers
they look like grenade launchers
shadow plover
leave it to necromunda to make the cool models
It's a model for Necromunda but Cargo 8 trucks are very often mentioned in pretty much any imperium book taking place anywhere
shadow plover
Cargo 10
crystal forum
should be a thing on normal tabletop for guard
shadow plover
cargo 20 too
celest dome
nah that's super close
Two of these four-legged sentry guns are armed with twinned grenade launchers, while two are equipped with a pair of heavy stubbers
crystal forum
so it is grenade launchers
interesting
i like the necromunda aesthetic
looks far enough from normal 40k to remain interesting
they even have a budget chimera
celest dome
Necromunda is the best that came out of 40k
dapper gyro
I appreciate that there are mad scientist out there actively trying to make these kind of crazy shit.
languid meadow
he waited 30 years for that moment, good on him I love these types of guys
proven needle
Why not the toilet?
viral halo
Fish pee in there
languid meadow
crystal forum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cse3pUxvecY
as i expected they had to use a wire guide to have the arc stay in the aimed direction
otherwise it would have been a very powerful tesla coil
i didn't know the lorentz force was in play here that's pretty interesting
i thought these cables could withstand the current because the thermal energy didn't have enough time to build up and snap the cable
lorentz force containing the plasma is actually so damn cool wow
barren prawn
🚬 if only the dumbasses at the admech figure out how to make it not blow up
crystal forum
admech have lightning guns that dont even require cables so they managed that at least
i think wolf said some do though
arctic talon
🚬 if only the dumbasses at the admech figure out how to make it not blow up
They can make it not blow up, it’s your fault you overcharge it and ignore the safety setting ssmh
arctic talon
admech have lightning guns that dont even require cables so they managed that at...
And yeah they do
Arc and lightning guns are fucking crazy lol
barren prawn
They can make it not blow up, it’s your fault you overcharge it and ignore the s...
im pretty sure tau or uhhh eldar can make it now blow up regardless
arctic talon
It’s tau
And it’s because it has mandatory heat dump and restricts firing
Imperial plasma weapons don’t have that
Tau ion weapons are their plasma equivelent in terms of unstable firing
crisp heath
wintry scarab
Are there any other known real world languages other than english and latin in 40k?
sharp pollen
i think only different versions of it, like high gothic and low gothic, old versions or newer ones, like dialects
there was an instance in eisenhorn book where he needed an info from some hobo, but he could understand him only with help of his archivist
and i dont think the imperium would allow another language
maybe some worlds that dont know shit about imperium or xenos, might develop their own language
dusky scroll
As I was told here, The biggest threat to everyone is Chaos. Given how it was explained, they can basically Solo everyone else combined.
What's stopping them from massacring the galaxy?
storm jungle
We said so then, themselves
Its been established that the chaos gods can never really ever work together since it goes against their nature.
dusky scroll
But aren't there also a unified chaos front? Like how Luna Wolves operate, undivided chaos.
storm jungle
I mean yeah but thats 1 front out of like billions
Chaos as a faction like every group in 40k is fractured limbs all doing their own thing to appease their own gods.
tough haven
But aren't there also a unified chaos front? Like how Luna Wolves operate, undiv...
They join up every once and a while but even then theyre still fucking each other over at least some
and they dont coordinate well
storm jungle
👆
dusky scroll
So I heard there's a theory, if big E finally kicks the bucket, he gonna become a Chaos god by sheer his psychic might, willpower, and the zealotry of the people of Imperium.
storm jungle
Its not a theory its pretty much confirmed with the final 3 Siege books.
But the fear is that he will basically be semi-mass extinction event like how Slaanesh was born and take half of humanity with him, but who knows lol
dusky scroll
Then I assume it'll just be a 5 way tie?
storm jungle
Chaos still wins in the end so probably not.
in the Siege them and their daemons actively get hyped that hes going to ascend, when the Emperor stops himself from becoming that the narrator says they arent miffed since they know it will happen eventually
dusky scroll
I wonder How Chaos Emperor God daemons would look like.
storm jungle
queen laurel
I wonder How Chaos Emperor God daemons would look like.
You have your answer
They're called living saints
storm jungle
lmfao
dapper gyro
The shape of the living saint is not created by just the big E, but also by all of the worshippers in the imperial as well.
dusky scroll
But the fear is that he will basically be semi-mass extinction event like how Sl...
That's a fun thing to think about. Maybe Humanity breaks into 2 factions.
Imperium- Followers of the Chaos Emperor
Rest- In this dire time, Humanity pushed so hard for survival, it creates a burst of innovation and starts a second age of technology.
Wait... bad idea
That just sounds like Tau
dapper gyro
If big E becomes a chaos god, the dude would likely spawn the being like The Angel, aka proto primarch.
dusky scroll
So this immense might of Chaos, is it fueled by the War in heavens?
arctic talon
The war in heaven irreversibly fucked the warp
storm jungle
So this immense might of Chaos, is it fueled by the War in heavens?
Its fueled by the will of every single sentient species in the galaxy.
humanity is its no.1 champion
queen laurel
humanity is its no.1 champion
yeah and because they literally encompass aspects of the universe they can corrupt just about anything
rose thorn
Are there any other known real world languages other than english and latin in 4...
in active use?
im pretty sure hosue Ti still speak some asain langauge
queen laurel
you need some thing of equal magical or equal in divinity to counter said corruption
dusky scroll
Its fueled by the will of **every** single sentient species in the galaxy.
But afaik Chaos we know have been pretty much the same even before the rise of Humanity. And heard once upon a time it wasn't as turbulent.
storm jungle
But afaik Chaos we know have been pretty much the same even before the rise of H...
The bloodshed in the War in Heaven was mostly a kickstart, by the time past that sentient species spread across the galaxy feed them well enough after it.
Probably better to read this
rose thorn
“Guys khorne was made in the Middle Ages 
“
rose thorn
it also like, dates all the chaos gods horribly
queen laurel
god i hate that lore, its so ancient too
Genghis khan becoming a daemon prince
storm jungle
Mfw an intergalactic eldritch entity rises to power by what 1 species does on a bumfuck planet amidst literal trillions
you can tell the writers were not cooking
queen laurel
you can tell the writers were not cooking
warhammer writers are in a constant state of cooking and cooking so hard they do food poisoning
dapper gyro
It is burnt to charcoal outside, but still raw inside.
storm jungle
Not wrong...
sly ivy
@storm jungle
Have you seen
It is so good he just draws a 40k person at the beginning
sharp pollen
"40k person"
sly ivy
An inquisitor
Podcast host is geeking out and babbling and Blanche is just murmuring random shit
hallow basin
i'd geek out if I got to speak with Blanche too
His art is very special to me. I even have Dark Millennium playing cards illustrated by him
sly ivy
Yes very relatable
To me too.
But I don’t have those.
I mostly shitpoast on here but 40k is really important to me.
You don’t get to as many decades of life as I have without experiencing some absolutely godawful things
And it’s been a constant escape and comfort.
hallow basin
That is quite relatable indeed
dusk patrol
>Mfw an intergalactic eldritch entity rises to power by what 1 species does on a...
We’re a grower not a shower
opaque coyote
>Mfw an intergalactic eldritch entity rises to power by what 1 species does on a...
Honestly think that if there needed to be a defined ""rise to power"". It should be the War of Heaven.
Which is still like
The biggest war technically
But I prefer if he just didn't really have a defined point
It would be interesting if there were records of him influencing shit in the middle ages though
Like he had his blood stained gauntlets on humanity even when they were a tiny planetary species
Along with many many others
crystal forum
>Mfw an intergalactic eldritch entity rises to power by what 1 species does on a...
and you can literally say the same thing about the emperor's shaman origin
possibly millions of alien races in the galaxy but only humans (not even particularly psyker gifted species) decided to yeet themselves into creating a god like being
on a single planet... before they even branched out to the stars
every year the imperium sacrifices more psykers to the corpse emperor than there were shamans alive during the stone ages
unless i guess there were billions of shamans living around stonehenge
plush mason
https://x.com/helldivers_now/status/1887181990736371801?s=46 the curse of the shovel memes comes to helldivers
X
outer wave
Yeaaaaaah
opaque coyote
and you can literally say the same thing about the emperor's shaman origin
To be honest, I always thought that when he was born for the Shaman origin
He was basically just
A powerful human
Not the god-like psyker we know
and that he basically grew more powerful due to his experience
and his power gaining over the years
and the unspecified deal with the Chaos Gods.
and due to his increased power he needs more souls.
dusk patrol
I always forget Personas lore after I learn it
pine wedge
>Mfw an intergalactic eldritch entity rises to power by what 1 species does on a...
compared to the birth of Slaanesh it's so fucking wimpy too.
arctic talon
I always forget Personas lore after I learn it
arctic talon
I always forget Personas lore after I learn it
Only thing thats consistent between the game is Japanese high schoolers/college students save the world from some evil thing thats usually behind the more human villain.
and the persona is the manifestation of your will + personality
queen laurel
Only thing thats consistent between the game is Japanese high schoolers/college ...
is 3 the most popular persona Because of the shoot yourself mechanic
people love putting a gun in their head it seems
arctic talon
is 3 the most popular persona Because of the shoot yourself mechanic
No, 5 is by far the most popular persona game
queen laurel
No, 5 is by far the most popular persona game
oh yeah joker is even in smash bros yeah
arctic talon
I think the most batshit insane game plot wise is Persona 2
Because it’s about conspiracy theories becoming true due to enough humans believing in it and Nyarlathotep overlapping the world of mind and matter
Anyways Hitler is the main villain because enough people thought he was alive 💀
And also there’s 2 million Nazis in Antarctica
and also Hitler is the human manifestation of True Evil
And he has the spear of Longinus
queen laurel
And also there’s 2 million Nazis in Antarctica
fuckin hydra glazers
arctic talon
You literally Impale him with a spear and burn his corpse 💀
dusk patrol
Because it’s about conspiracy theories becoming true due to enough humans believ...
So is Bigfoot a mini boss?
arctic talon
Bigfoot is a persona in persona 1
arctic talon
Pretty much any mythological creature/god/spirt is a Persona/a demon in Atlus’s stuff
Except for like
Really really really obscure shit
queen laurel
Bigfoot is a persona in persona 1
You're telling me my persona can literally be a hydra if i believe on it enough and Hydra is the only personality trait i have
arctic talon
Yes
We literally have an example of someone’s Persona being Che Guvera
Because they looked up to his Ideology
queen laurel
Yes
warhammer fans would go crazy
I can't wait for my persona to literally just be a mixture of AOS and 40K orks
arctic talon
Unlikely lol
Anyways the final boss of Persona 5’s base game is Yaldy B Yalbodeth/the demiurge
From Gnosticism lol
Persona 5 extended Persona’s into Historical figures
Which means in theory someone’s Persona could be like
Stalin
Or Pol Pot
arctic talon
Yes
languid meadow
What the fuck is persona even about
arctic talon
What the fuck is persona even about
It depends game to game lol
Persona 2 is prolly the most deranged and I already explained it earlier
Persona 3 is about stopping the world from getting super depression and dying
Persona 4 is about solving a murder mystery and a super natural fog
Persona 5 is about solving corruption and flaws in society and self worth/apathy/being yourself
Persona 1’s story doesn’t matter
languid meadow
languid meadow
Cinematic win
queen laurel
Also the Murderer in Persona 4 literally being an Incel goes crazy
nobody gives a shit about persona 1 huh
arctic talon
nobody gives a shit about persona 1 huh
It’s story is meh, Persona 2 is a direct sequel and more interesting
queen laurel
It’s story is meh, Persona 2 is a direct sequel and more interesting
fair
arctic talon
The rest of the Persona’s are sequels but not related story wise. They just all happen in the same universe
queen laurel
The rest of the Persona’s are sequels but not related story wise. They just all ...
i see
celest dome
Have Rumour Engine ever been about Joytoy stuff ?
As we had the Pale spear in one not so long ago
No wait it's not exactly the same shape
barren prawn
"Abidemi stopped singing, and merely sat, eyes blazing into the darkness."
space marines singing on vox being a thing makes me very happy :3
dusk patrol
No wait it's not exactly the same shape
It’s probably gonna be a model of the Harrowmaster guy
zealous copper
hello, what happens to the healing machines after we use them up?
queen laurel
hello, what happens to the healing machines after we use them up?
they shutdown
they can be repowered again if you insert a power battery like you do in game
zealous copper
do they feel dead?
queen laurel
But you know if you don't prepare them they will breakdown
zealous copper
like I'm new to the whole making humans into bots
celest dome
They probably feel quite bad
queen laurel
do they feel dead?
Sometimes they are basically just machines but sometimes they feel quite bad and lonely
celest dome
They're still a little bit sentient
misty vector
theyre lobotomized so its less but its been known to happen that they retain or regain a bit of consciousness
the poor things
vagrant fox
It's fine they're redeeming themselves through service
tough haven
do they feel dead?
They’re supposed to
But there’s heretical rumors that not all servitors lose their consciousness
It’s likely they still suffer
“I do not dream, I know only waking nightmare”
“I am not as whole as I once was, I can feel pieces of myself drifting away”
“Beneficent Emperor, why have you forsaken me?”
“Can you take me with you? I am so lonely”
Clearly it is a fate far worse than death
And that’s the point
Servitors are criminals (doesn’t have to be serious ones) who have been sentenced to be turned into a lobotomized cyborg, as the Imperium has a strict ban on anything resembling AI, so this is how they make automated machines
Most automated machines anyways, very simple ones can get away without having a human brain
shadow plover
not always just criminals either, many cases where soldiers too wounded to be easily rehabilitated who have been servitorized
tough haven
Anyone who can be useful
Some servitors are even vat grown
Anyone who says being a servitor isn’t one of the worst fates in the Imperium should read the excerpt from Flesh and Steel of the servitor factory
I can find it if you want
storm jungle
not always just criminals either, many cases where soldiers too wounded to be ea...
This is something a lot of people miss yeah
"crimes" in the Imperium can be the most lightest offense that most higherups use to turn people into servitors, theres some awful ones like a mom being turned into a servitor as her last memory was trying to get food for her starving kids lmao
vagrant fox
Some of the darktide character gen offences are just you mildly inconveniencing a noble and being tossed into jail aren't they
storm jungle
Also saying corpse starch tastes terrible
its comedic but also like very lore-accurate
hallow plover
One of the origins in darktide is us being in the way of an important figure
To the penal legions!
storm jungle
shadow plover
https://tenor.com/view/detroit-become-human-connor-gif-27636173
me if I were in a fucking David Cage Game
storm jungle
LMFAO
shadow plover
fucking hate that brick
vagrant fox
I don't understand why he keeps getting away with it
humble shoal
Servitors are criminals (doesn’t have to be serious ones) who have been sentence...
Worst part os it isnt always criminals
vagrant fox
lads
green loom
One of the origins in darktide is us being in the way of an important figure
Just that scene from The Dictator where he signals for random people to get killed
Awkward interaction on the stairs? Execution
Got the McDonald's toy? Execution
Awkward laugh? Execution
green loom
Too serious? Execution
Not serious enough? Execution
sharp pollen
what is the point for tyranids to use actual swords?
shadow plover
cool factor
rose thorn
what is the point for tyranids to use actual swords?
The bio blades? Theres the bone ones and the fleshy ones
shadow plover
and to be frank, the bug faction is probably the most apt one to have melee weapons
sharp pollen
ive seen them in SM2 trailer
rose thorn
The bone ones are literally power swords
They the flesh ones are hyper hyper hyper poisonous
i keep clsoing ad reopen warhammer community like suddenly new model reveals will appear
also the new spearhead is like 470 points for eldar
shadow plover
you are about to become a**woke**n
I suddenly awoke and remembered this conversation
storm jungle
Lmao FUCK SAKES
crystal forum
this is a valdor tank hunter on steroids
shadow plover
peenermobile
rose thorn
YAY NEW MODELS
rose thorn
thats such a funny box to me
crystal forum
i wish guard had one
storm jungle
this is a valdor tank hunter on steroids
I think i ordered one of these from a dubious site awhile ago
crystal forum
I think i ordered one of these from a dubious site awhile ago
a valdor?
crystal forum
i didn't know you had minis that's awesome 
shadow plover
rose thorn
crazy that HH admech has liek twice as many models as 40k admech
rose thorn
the guy who was supposed to port the hh admech to 40k admech died so we can never have a full admech army
oH YEAH ADMECH IS A HALF FINISHED ARMY
add that to the list
spring cairn
take a leman russ and paint it red ro smth
queen laurel
crazy that HH admech has liek twice as many models as 40k admech
Dude they're cooking
summer mural
cawl model is
its okay
not bad, but it doesnt compare to some of the aos ones imo
~~ also cawl is secretly out for the throne and hes going to execute order 66 by turning on mind control in the primaris marines~~
humble shoal
The cawl heresy
gray umbra
what is the point for tyranids to use actual swords?
swords are cool
gray umbra
hes got the dumpie
rose thorn
yeah but admech is so admech his admech doenst look unique compared ot other admech
id think the skitarii manager guy is a named character because he breaks the mold
rose thorn
yea
I know one of the generic guys were named for a few minutes
it was the ih
master manipulator?
the fat guy
gray umbra
this guy?
arctic talon
this is a valdor tank hunter on steroids
I don't like the new driver for the Kiros
the old dude was more "nestled" in
besides that the new mechanicum tanks go hard
Also GW
why can't I use them in 40k they literally are still around
hallow plover
Just a reminder that the bugbear having intercourse with an ogre in BG3 act 1 is voiced by the same guy who does Morrow
spring cairn
hopefully i forget this
young pecan
Just a reminder that the bugbear having intercourse with an ogre in BG3 act 1 is...
WHAT
storm jungle
BASED.
young pecan
Can't seem to find a source on that
crystal forum
**why can't I use them in 40k they literally are still around**
you will use the mars battle bus and you will be happy
arctic talon
you will use the mars battle bus and you will be happy
I don’t get the battle bus either, the triaros is also 30k only
crystal forum
nah im talking about that hover thing
arctic talon
Oh
Well that ones not even in the same weight class lol
The triaros is bigger then a Spartan
young pecan
Sure enough
hallow plover
Oi, ya wanna shag an ogre, rejects?
glossy sonnet
the ogryn in my party
hallow plover
Also does the helbrute in SM2
outer wave
Just a reminder that the bugbear having intercourse with an ogre in BG3 act 1 is...
If I had a dollar for each time this guy voiced ogres....
raven stone
**why can't I use them in 40k they literally are still around**
Because apparently the 40k team and HH team actually hate each other nowadays
Apparently
Partly also contributed to the Primaris mess that made the 2 systems' Marines incompatible
rocky gale
Yea apparently they've got a real interdepartmental rivalry going on and refuse to collaborate for designs to make them cross compatible by default and refuse to write rules for models designed by the other team.
glossy sonnet
they're having their own horus heresy civil war
viral halo
Hello lore chat how are we today
viral halo
Because apparently the 40k team and HH team actually hate each other nowadays
The infighting between the modelling and rules teams is hilarious
The beef between AOS and ToW is also heavy according to (sources)
glossy sonnet
voices in the warp
storm jungle
nah bruh thats messed up 💀
humble shoal
nah bruh thats messed up 💀
My dad works for nintendo
rose thorn
The beef between AOS and ToW is also heavy according to (sources)
oh offiically GW wants no cross game capatability
humble shoal
Trust me
rose thorn
its affecting all systems
and all settings
thats why beastmen and wanderers are dead in aos
viral halo
What are these """sources"""
So, aside from leaks, I do know people that worked on the AOS team for a bit
As Mag just said, that about sums it up
storm jungle
So, aside from leaks, I do know people that worked on the AOS team for a bit
You knowing people? Now I know thats fiction
rose thorn
viral halo
And when successes are unplanned for
like a certain model selling like crazy when it wasn't supposed to, especially for an older kit
it causes drama
that's why dark elves weren't a launch faction for ToW
most of their battleline and monster kits are still sold for AOS
rose thorn
yee
rose thorn
half of dark elves are split between cities and dok, the cities half would have been expected but they would have killed a whole army
i guess there werent enough new beastmen models to stay in aos
gloomspite gitz only lost their literal worst models
oh and big hag lady
rip her
she was a real one
i died laughing when gitmob released with just better version of all the old world wolf goblins
raven stone
oh offiically GW wants no cross game capatability
WHAT.
Why does GW insist on shooting themselves in the foot…
celest dome
Cross game miniatures muddle the financial sorting
arctic talon
thats why beastmen and wanderers are dead in aos
Wanderers aren’t dead lore wise tbf
And neither are the phonecium elves
Well
The city is dead but not the elves
arctic talon
its more just uh models
Kuronathi minis when, I want them to be in both sylvaneth and cities of sugmar
rose thorn
Wanderers aren’t dead lore wise tbf
yee i meant models dead, they literally got a new book
its kinda fuckin crazyyyy
they binned pheonix elves in lore which, no one cared baout
rose thorn
WHAT.
Why does GW insist on shooting themselves in the foot…
yeah demons are very shakey for 40k atm
or they betray aos and kill half of 5 armies
which i doubt
or nothing happens
raven stone
yeah demons are very shakey for 40k atm
On the one hand, sad times.
On the other hand, if it forces GW to develop a Lost and Damned full codex and range as a demonic sacrifice (oh the irony…) for mortal Chaos followers…
(Basically, GSC but Chaos version)
arctic talon
they binned pheonix elves in lore which, no one cared baout
Well they exist
They’re just
You know
rose thorn
On the one hand, sad times.
On the other hand, if it forces GW to develop a Lost...
gonna be real, i dont want gw to have another reason to sweep gsc under the rug again
arctic talon
It got blown up and everyone inside got turned into chaos spawn or died
rose thorn
LMAOOOOoo
rose thorn
"all the squats went home and then the nids attacked"
arctic talon
99% of the Phoenix elves fucking died
I’m sure they’ll get like a hero unit inevitably
rose thorn
now we have teh cooler even more facist hysh counterpart
rose thorn
I’m sure they’ll get like a hero unit inevitably
it would be a cool monster killer hero model idea
'they rose from the ashes of their dead city and now rake the battlefield in a blaze of fury'
it would be a fun reinventation of phoenix elves makign them flaggs basically
arctic talon
now we have teh cooler even more facist hysh counterpart
They’re not racist they’re a meritocracy smh
/j
Ignore
rose thorn
lmao
arctic talon
Everything else trust me
It’s totally fine
Don’t look at the average age for applicants for jobs
rose thorn
they unironically practice separatism
arctic talon
Yes
raven stone
gonna be real, i dont want gw to have another reason to sweep gsc under the rug ...
Nah, I meant GW burns Chaos Demons to support Lost and Damned instead, whilst retaining GSC as well.
I mean, humans are the most numerous.