#40k-lore-chat
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What
Cacti where you going to send that to a different channel or something
Priest stuff is still wizardy, just a different name
yeah but we're talking about table top terms here
The war chanter is considered a priest unit
||Still make it a Wizard army
||
Yes yes
Casting magical lights from my fingers is magic no matter the source
why are so many HH space marine vehicles "deimos" patterns
And all is chaos 
Cause Deimos is an important Forge World that is near Mars (at that time)
Arcane bullshit
titan is several orders of magnitude more massive than deimos so i guess it's possible
scale reference to the moon
cant believe one phobos marine is that big
if wonder if grey knights would have been based on europa instead of titan if the faction was created in the 2000's
huh>>>>>
??????/
reddit........
Yeah it did not take that long
Like only a few hours and we're already there
the fact you can actually dig with them is neat
no idea why you can or what purpose it serves but its there
All i care about is when i actually bother to play the game i can do the I will be remembered! Scream and charge a biotitan now
i have no idea if you can even use them in melee or not lol
not got my hands on one nor seen anyone try to smack a bot with one
Yeah but going back to the digging part
What mission would you really find uses for you to entrench a position anyway
I don't play the game but like
On what mission would you actually bother fortifying a position with turrets and multiple emplacements
Actually a good thing
the defense mission to extract resources maybe, but afaik they dont spawn on those maps
a few missions have you hunker in place to do objectives
Like the game has a lot of enemies that can just straight up destroy your defenses anyway
frankly the shovel is just another break action shotgun
funny haha support weapon that you can find that is more or less useless
Yeah like
If you want to go defensive they're better ways to set up a defensive position than digging a hole
Which can probably take a lot of time
we have a whole section of stratagems dedicated just to defensive emplacements, mines mortars turrets and manned fortifications
Yeah
So what will a shovel offer
If you can already fortify a position
Very much without the need of digging a hole
a laugh just like the break action lol
In any case, how long before someone ask for digging ability in DT 
Cacti if i actually see someone doing that i will turn you into a cactus salad
but then you will get chaos corrupted
I'm an ork i've eaten worse
fair point
Can any of the marine armour marks be removed by the marine wearing it alone?
Probably all can, but taking lots of time
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Fortnite
Everything is just slowly becoming fortnite
Idk how i feel about helldivers doing their collabs. I hope it avoids getting fortniteified
i hope the collab will be only on the helldivers side, cause i dont care about helldivers 🙂
They did say they would only do collabs that they think fit their universe
And i liked that they actually created lore to explain their previous collab
I really don't see DT having one, like SM2 + CoD had something in CoD, but not SM2
In my perfect world there would be a toggle for collabs. But making the collabs actual guns and not skins sorta kills that
i think its fine as long as they describe how we got them which arrowhead did
deal with stahl arms from helghan
what?
i dont think europa was as popular in the 90's as it is today
unironically lets you dig a little hole to hide in from explosives/gunshots
considering we don't have a stratagem to deploy cover lol
its utterly useless against bugs and Illuminate
in terms of actual function lol
I still dislike that its using Killzone Logos personally
if I had an option to disable it and replace with with helldiver logos I'd like it more
what the hell is europa?
like
the porject proposed by that nazi to drain an ocean?
to build a railraod between europe and africa
i still dislike it
is my point
the game is meant to be immersive and it ruins immersion lol
the triangle with a knife?
IH
OH
Im so dumb
i thought we were talking about killteams
one of jupiter's moons
i had a nightmare that i was forced to play killteams on tabletop today
idk
So goofy krieg question, can someone be promoted to watchmaster from engineers?
i kept coping "its just like xcom you like xcom"
its possible
Tbh don't know any nco equivalent for the engineers
tbh Killteam is the only GW made game I expect 100% casulties in lol
with how its designed
also engineers have watchmasters
the thing is i know very little about tabletop or kill teams 
I c
All I know from tabletop is that any model can be alpharius
And creed hides baneblades in his buttplug
making an army is super super rewarding
or a kill team or something
getting involved with the models
super super expensive
it's pretty low on the scale when it comes to most hobbies tbh
idk man only spent like 40 euro on darktide
depends where you are but yeah its not cheap
depends which models you go for too
but something like a kill team, thats one box of models
so that is cheap
I’m not a fan since it kinda only embodies like 4 factions
It’s too imperium core
Can we not

It’d be nice if one place I visited on the internet wasn’t infested by this for five minutes
Always gotta make the warhammer debates with real life politics 
Lets go back to the important topics

Which primarch had the best dumpy
I like how the artist has him actually using his metal fucking fist
Maybe one day writers will remember he had a fucking servo harness with like six weapons
In general servo harnesses are not shown being used enough especially for how insanely dangerous they are
and people call ME freaky smh
the smile's a bit much
Oh yeah eternal
Your right the Zheng is straight up just the brawler mech
Well probably the only brawler mech
Yeah I figured with its core and stuff
It’s built perfect for it
But like I said I only have cursory knowledge of melee builds in lancer
It's also from north star which seems to specialize on the rugged mech design anyway
Haven’t done one yet and I haven’t played it a ton
Lancer melee builds are good
But high risk
I like to sit back and shoot shit so it’s not relevant to me
Guessing as you are an iron hand
Do you go with size 3 artillery
I can make a mech that can punch hard enough to mess up something that can manipulate time
I'm pretty sold on it
I’ve done Iskander, Barbarossa and Raleigh gunslinger
Iskander was the obvious grenade spam build and control and all that, Barbarossa I was artillery, Raleigh was “I got six guns and I can fire them like fifty times a turn”
The main thing I’d try to see is if your teammates are gonna be playing mechs which help you out
Stuff like Iskander, Saladin, later on Lich can do a lot to help you
Yes seems to be in this game if you don't cooperate with someone you're going to get killed
It helps a lot, when I was Iskander we had a guy playing a Blackbeard I think, and I helped him a lot
Pulled enemies into him and fucked them up with nades and mines
Or pulled him out of trouble or whatever
Can you grab multiple licenses for like
Mixing mech parts
Uh, I can’t recall all the rules
It’s been a minute and I was always bad with all the rules
It’s mostly there’s like
It’s not like some traditional mecha
Base stuff
Where everything is fully interchangeable
And you pick between all these similar upgrades
But yeah you’re stuck with a fairly set series of options for most mechs
The Zheng is a fantastic brawler build so go into talents like Brawler, Brutal, Executioner, Juggernaut, and then things like Hunter or Vanguard for some extra movement and over watching abilities. Your active and passive core power will make up for the low base speed and is great for bowling through terrain and enemies.
The Zheng license in general is pretty self contained if you’re playing it as a brawler. The systems and weapons you want will already be included
For licenses to pair it with I always recommend picking up Blackbeard1 for the Synthetic Muscle Netting which will help make sure grapples go your way most of the time, and its Chain Axe which provides a Reliable 2 damage on a miss and will Shred (negate armor) targets on a crit. Get Nelson1 for Bulwark Mods that allow you to ignore difficult terrain penalties as well.
Mechs in general have clearly defined roles you can kinda mix up a bit
I read this off like reddit
It’s more if you wanna build into hacking or whatever
Or more defense or whatever
The divergences are more how tanky or heavy hitting or what special effects you want
Hmm i see
Meme isnt wrong but yeah lets avoid that.
Also another thing
Dont wanna uh "unsettle" some people 
You can have monsters as pets right
Yeah too much political stuff is already annoying to hear
This is like one of the few places i go to avoid that stuff and then of course
I believe there’s stuff for that yeah
Laati found a meme
I don’t think I ever interacted with it
Yeah if i remember in the core book they have a monstrosity npc section
Iirc there’s mechs for like controlling wildlife
There’s monsters you fight
As well as other mechs
🚬
one chat already got nuked
lets not get this one nuked too
Fair I won't post anymore political shit
Small doses is fine.
Yeah it's just that we have already seen too much of it
that one just ~~(while again not wrong) ~~was a bit too on the nose 
Have seal
I love seals
You redeemed yourself
I think I will join the Rangers to taste the seal meat.
I still wonder how galapagos tortoise tastes
From admiring animal to how do we eat certain creatures in the animal kingdom
Lore chat everybody
Delicious apparently
Nah, they are on red list.
Yeah apparently they taste really good
Thats why they are on the red list
That just makes them taste better
"Tonight I dine on turtle soup!"
- me going after a random Galapagos tortoise in a shredder costume
(Disclaimer, I was 8 or 9 at the time, it was not me asking for it, it was at a party with my father)
Shark is a medicinal thing
Not for taste
Like Giant Tortoises weren't scientifically classified for 300 years after being discovered because to recieve classification a live specimen had to be brought to Europe, but for 300 years anyone that tried ended up eating it instead.
"medicinal"
Mercury poisoning is sure a great medication...
Never said chinese medicine wasnt dumb
Like shihuangdi who drank mercury
Sometimes it's okay but most of the time it's outdated
For immortality
I genuinely wonder why mercury was thought of as like
A miracle fluid for so long
At least Chinese emperors were funny with it and not devastating multiple species for it
Like nobody noticed people going insane/dying?
I mean... thats because they werent strong enough to do so
Because it is a shiny liquid.
Turtle is ok
I’ve tried it before, annoying to prepare
Anything shiny are considered miracle.
Lobstah is meh
Bah
Human is meh too
Just eat pork smh
Its just crappy pork
Yep
Lobster here is not that expensive.
According to some cannibals it tastes like pork.
We take care of pigs better for food
Monkfish is better lobster tha lobster
Humans taste like shit
Its referred to as "long pork"
As a euphamism
I drink my blood every now and then, human blood taste good.
Kudzu tastes great
It’s taste has been well documented throughout human history
We have too much micro plastics. Smh, we need to decrease pollution so that human can taste great again
Wendigo looking for that crappy pork
we are never getting rid of microplastics
they are here to stay
your balls are plastic cyborgs
You cannot stop me
Yes we will
Microplastics are stored in the balls
We just need to unleash the nanites
Next evolution of humanity is to become polymer lifeform.
Stop it with the micro plastics
Nothing will go wrong
Still better than what lead did to our predecessors at least
Eat macro plastics
Hrey goo
I do this daily
Gotta grt your macros and micros
Well, enough Lore chat for the moment. Over and out.
nothing ever happens
"But Chudmperor what if-"
"It won't."
Nothing would happen
Nothing ever happens
Honestly it'd be more plausible if Horus was on the throne
Fair
I actually like the idea even though the theory is probably wrong
Tbh just go shove loyal magnus on the golden throne
I mean the grey knights....
Like the being that they worship. That they believe is the Emperor.
Was the arch-traitor all along. Literally everything they believe is a lie
What if horus never existed
That’s a good one
my favorite faction's meta viability
What if the skaven made it to 40k as the ghr
beastmen is so busted
its not even funny
they have basically won every torm taht allowed them
kruleboyz for aos and either gsc or greyknights for 40k
Oof
yeah
Arent grey knights pretty good on tabletop?

Their noobs stompers
But every player that knows how to play the table top game
Will absolutely counter the s*** out of you
any faction with consistant teleport is a noob stomper
Understandable
thats why they nerfed the shit out of kruleboyz and got rid of teleports for GSC
Being a massive target doesn't help your case
For AoS?
yeah
One last hurrah
its time for me to save lore chat once more..
Before they get sent to the great beyond(legends)
ITS CRAZY
Everyone thinks that until they have to build and paint a full infantry army
ehm ehm
THEY HAVE TELEPORTS, THEY RESPAWNS, THEY TRADE SO HARD
Brother blobbimus
Not too bad for marines or custodes tbh
bonesplittaz are busted as shit too
Painting
but no one plays them

Bonesplittaz are ugly as shit
You mean greyscale
Tbf
yeah
Space Marine and Custodes infantry spam is a completely different beast to Guard infantry spam
I believe that the eldari are soley responsible for the disturbance in the warp and humanity did nothing wrong
Or the more cursed army man variant (dipped in green paint)
No way the delisted part of the faction orruks is busted compared to the actually still in the game
Necrons
Damn gw
whales
at the end of third they were uber busted too
Frogs
they had like, 3 damage shooting
yeah eldaris fault for not winning faster
*Aeldari
Giant frogs
It’s the Necrons fault
its already plural dumbass
Bro has no idea about the war in heaven
do you also say Humanitys
Yes
The Necrons are absolutely at fault for the state of the warp
The one that fucked up the warp via mass frog genocide
lmao
thats the second one?
no wait thats the first one
First/second one
ah
i was just trying to change topics
Yeah shame that they're not as popular compared to the iron jaws and cruel boyz
And then they considered the war done because they didn’t want to genocide the crons
They didn’t stomp them but they weren’t winning
Im gonna change your topics in a second

No the Necrontyr were contained to a single star system
If only the old ones didn't "lol, lmao" at the necrontyr
I’d consider that getting their assets beat I’m ngl
smh fine everyone go back to chuddposting
this june is gonna be a FUCKING CRAZYYYY balance update
the entire meta is gonna die and be reborn
Yeah do inform me on that
Hello tourist
the Necrons absolutely got their shriveled mummy asses clapped
I do not pay attention enough in table top
somoene in gw loves ugly as shit models
Space Frogs beat up some ten year old cancer patients, smh
And then they killed the frogs
because ogors were broken as shit too
Imagine being a giant frog
I can
Yeah it seems like the factions with old models are very love
Paid for by the necrontyr gang soi soi soi
But yeah Necrons fucked up the sea of souls forever
Then the eldar empire made slaanesh
And then humanity did it’s own fuck up
The Necrons just destroyed the galactic supply of flies
im begging now about the ogor
Haha stupid fucking shark DIE
Horrifying
did the flesh hunger thing get retconned out of necrons or is it still canon?
Thats-
Flayed ones are a thing still
bruh
It’s a mental disease
also that yeah
Still canon
Reading mfer do you know it?!
👆
Go read some books
not even books, read the lexi!!!
The only unit that got retcon’d out of existence
Like the 2 necron books that exists
no they arent
read any of the 3 necron books it has all of the lore in it
Inkary save me
They didn’t even have immortality protocol
well yeah
Or living metal
they are converted humans

you give them premium shit???
is the sexy spider necron still sexy?
i still have 40 trash books to get through sorry
âś‹
Wdym sexy
GAY
39 now that SOMEONE spoiled one
Do you want to fuck Szeras????
the emperor dies
Sanguinius dies in the end
YOU ARE READING THE HH SEREIS?!?!?

Yes????
Horus doesn’t win

Bro is going to discombobulate you
more like listening to but yeah
Hot tbh.
Szeras is the entire reason I made a female cryptek
Alphari- oh wait that might actually be
john grammaticus lives
im so sorry for you
theres liek 3 good books
in the whole series
thanks i almost died after deathfire
AHUHUDFHFB
SO HOT
Isn’t Szeras a guy?
i swear to god deathfire isnt a real book
He is
I mean as much as
Robotic skeleton aliens who can’t fuck can be
I legit cannot believe
YES
lmao
he is the only reason i wanan play necrons
He deserves it
Genuinely.
you know its bad when even eternal is like "dont read it"
That’s what you get for skipping the good books after a chapter
Sharkman is a unique specimen
it started out fine but kept fucking edging me for 50 chapters
There is no such thing as a Kyme book worth reading
I SKIPPED ONE BOOK
Basically do not read any of the Salamander books, ever.
Except maybe like, Knights of Macragge
That one is good for some reason
Volpone Glory is pretty solid too
i think im done with them anyways 
The salamander books
But all the rest suck
Are distilled suffering
Salamanders have no good books
Thanks nick kyme
i still have old earth left
Tau finally got a proper non-kyme book
IGNEAN
maybe Salamanders will one day too
i liked vulkan lives tho
I only use the Salamanders books to cast down casual salamander fans online
Who think they’re all nice guys
They are worthless besides
omg my loyal chungus wholesome marines
I cannot allow an Ignean to become a sgt
i still appreciate what Pariah Nexus did with Sakan
Who's the lowest? Salamanders or IH fans?
Salamanders.
One doesn’t exist
AYO
IH fans are at least not obnoxious
Lots of Salamander fans are fine the issue is it’s like Krieg fans
They’re very popular
I mean he could have just stomped on their heads
Yeah basically its two sides
And the casual meme audience “likes” them
do they like kriegers or do they just like the outfits?
They were mostly just crawling
They don’t actually know jack shit about them
They just have meme lore that isn’t true
Probably more the later
Neither. Just the shovel memes
Actual Sally fans who get both sides of the faction
Actual Sally fans who are into the brainrot memes
Surface Sally fans that make up a majority of the vocal segment of their fandom who are fucking obnoxious
Like shovel
A little bit of the “lol they wanna die that’s funny”
i like krieg
Mostly the popularity for Krieg is just the look
oh thank god someones taking the heat off me
Cause they look cool
You like every shades of Guard, jay
yeah tell us more please
For Salamanders it’s cause people are boring and want the “nice guy” faction
You see this with Lamenters and Tau too
nah the boring faction is ultra marines
Glorious Tau re-education camps
The most boring type of fan: those who are looking for the nice guys in 40k
and lamentors dont even exist anymore
every time i use my respirator to do some resin printing i disassemble and wipe it thoroughly afterwards while pretending im a krieger
Ultramarines issue tbh is arguably they got too much going on
makes it more fun
UM are not codex compliant largely
Lmfao
Ironically
i like the idea of having to wear a gas mask 24/7 it's based
you would die of sepsis
đź’€
they wash it
Why the fuck did they like write it that way
They literally are in the UM’s cuck chair
tbh i wish there was a loyalist thousand sons chapter
kriegers maintain their equipment like all regiments
Every Ultramar hotel have the Genesis Chapter chair
awful
the only thing i dislike about krieg is the horses
Fire tbh
i love their artillery
Good news
There is
The funniest shit ever is the Genesis chapter Deathwatch RPG rules
i'll be honest though i like steel legion more than krieg

it doesnt count
Oh no lol
Where they literally just get bonuses for being in a squad with a Ultramarine
i'm an armour fan
Theyre all psykers, their first chapter master was mini magnus
and the armageddon pattern basilisk is awesome
And their chapter trapping is a laurel they got from a pilgrimage to Macragge
Like ffs
still its not the same vibe i really liked arvida he really didnt have the same vibe after the "thing"
The Genesis Chapter is one of the closest chapters doctrinally and astrographically to the Ultramarines, often undertaking joint operations. The Genesis Chapter Space Marines also routinely fill the gaps in the Ultramarine companies if they fall below Codex strength, or fill specialist positions such as the Librarius or Forge staff. Its Space Marines commonly undertake at least one pilgrimage to the Shrine of the Primarch.
The thing
Tbh I want loyalist iron warriors
real
I mean have you seen the silver skulls
Or the scythes of the emperor
The scythes literally have loyalist iron warrior relics
i wish they spoke more about the loyalist decendants of traitor marines other than LOL all greyknights/ uhhhh
what am i thinking of
black marines?
that's salamanders
i think it was during the scouring
no
Black shields
Scythes of the emperor also literally have Dantiochs mask
Along with a bunch of other stuff
There’s 2 dif UM second founding successor chapters who both are like
Very iron warrior esque
Doesn’t really matter who their dad is imo
Mfw when you make a successor chapter
Cram in they are from traitor geneseed

Maaaan man man
never gets old
Mortifactors are second founding I think too
Little uh
Different vibe
“We would be honored to feast on you and wear your bones if you fall this battle.”
Ventris:
At least they aren't keeping the Astartes guy in the basment
That was my biggest fear
He worked on the Secret Level short too creating the cinematography for the shots
Minotaurs

carcharadons
Wasnt there a suspected loyalist emperors children
In the 21st founding
Sons of the Phoenix
Yeaj
Also apparently death eagles
lamenters are loyalist thousand suns
Black rage is actually just tzeentch fucking with them
Sons of the Phoenix are IF
Pretty definitively
They’re pretty similar culturally to BT
hi iron skulls
arent they all about fortune telling?

Nah, but they do like the emperors tarot
Their big thing is head hunting
They like taking trophies from stuff
And then gilding them in silver
arent they salamanders?
That is what is said
But their geneseed is not confirmed
🙄
Sort of like how the black dragons are "salamanders"
theyre salamanders until a writer decides otherwise then
Salamander fans keep rambling about how they are the nicest of the nicest. The ravens just sit there doing the same thing, but quietly.
HAHSBURAHISBSI
ravens just cant speak gothic
RG are too glanced over for this kind of shit yeah
Raven guard are the best chapter along side WS
Space marine chapter idea, sunless planet, hunts shadow monsters
Halfway to the best chapter, Mortifactors
Yk I could actually buy RDJ as Dr. Doom if he wasn't known for playing Iron Man
Like I definitely think he can pull it off. Unfortunately, everybody (including me) will literally just see iron man in a different suit
I also think it would've been cool if his role was just hidden
Like they didn't announce it. It's a mystery on who plays Dr. Doom and it only gets revealed when his mask gets blasted off or something
Although
I'll never understand why they didn't just do Superior Iron Man
depends on how they write it, speaking of which who is writing the doom movie?
One of the good marvel directors iirc
and not uh
"Well that just happened!" ones

Russo bros are directing iirc and it's Stephen Mcfeely writing it apparently
"good marvel director"
he did endgame, the first avenger, and infinity war
Literally almost every pre-Endgame Marvel movie has been good
fuck you

wrong
ironman 1-3 were good thats about it

Civil War was good
And winter soldier
ive seen everything it was all slop
Ironman 3
actually
Definitely better than the comics
getou-
...yk the worst part is that I like all the iron man movies
First one is still the best tho
what happened in ironman 3 i dont remember
Like Iron Man 3 is 100% flawed but it's still genuinely enjoyable and marks an important milestone in Tony's arc.
Generally I think pre-end game, the MCU had more hits than misses
After endgame though. They're firing blindly in the air
First Captain America is a rare case where my opinion on the movie was improved as they did more with Cap
It’s retroactively better because the callbacks to it mean so much more
Guardians 3 was like a fucking SAVIOR flick amongst all the awful post-endgame marvel movies like holy hell
yeah thats what i said
I think Captain America's character arc probably was my 2nd favorite.
Although it must've been awkward for him to watch himself do shit like fight SHIELD.
esp the first 2 3rd is good but not as good as the first 2
I genuinely was happy to see him finally get that dance.
but yeah post endgame the other movies became hyper slop
love and thunder was god awful
ive been avoiding them tbh
Yeah generally everybody can agree on that
oh wait have you played the guardians of the galaxy game?
I think the live action Sony Spiderman movies were good. Especially No Way Home.
i havent seen them
I havent but i watched stuff for it
its pretty good
it was really fucking good
You should. They're actually pretty good.
Also you get to see William Dafoe as the Green Goblin in No Way Home
I'm not joking. He reprises his role.
i only watch spiderman movies with Maguire
Hmm, it is not a Sony movie.
Well
ive seen no way home
"Cause I'm with ya to... the end of the line..."
I thought it was pretty mid tbh
the theater I was in cheered when this happened and I thought about shooting the place up
I hated it
Every time anything happened
You what?
The theater I was in cheered and I considered pulling out the blower

Literal soyjacking
This^
nah if you want soyjacking look at people who play space marines 2
Don't you want to consume the soy
It's good for you

that game is made for people to do killcams and soyjack at them
At least with like Endgame Cap with the Hammer was cool
I consume zyns, diet soda, protein powder, and questionable racial science textbooks from the 1880s
I enjoy thor
Tofu!
"eh"
I just doordashed a hot dog #gangshit
I genuinely think the Green Goblin literally fucking smashing Peter through like 10 floors was 100% a soyjack moment for me lo
is it raining?
15 bucks for a $5 hot dog
He was DaFOE.
Also fun fact. William genuinely got punched in the scene where Peter punches him.
William
Yeah he wanted to do the stunts
Holland was actually terrified.
killing myself
William thefoe

thefriend

Contact your suicide prevention line in your local.
Im SO glad they dont do that shit in Turkey
like tis the perfect atmosphere
Fuck me
People mostly don’t here
It’s jsut when you see it opening day like my dumbass
You get all the virgins
ive seen "audience reaction" videos its actually genuinely seems unbearable to me when they clap like monkeys at EVERYTHING
Deadpool and wolverine and endgame/infinity war were the only times I've ever heard the theater make noises
That or when you see it with black people
I guess IT as well
its all americans
Anyways I genuinely think No Way Home was good.
If only because it's kinda like
A better written One More Day with a different context.
no one does that shitoutside of the US
like everyother time i fly theres like 2 people that clap and no one joins in
spot the yank
I also find it funny that Peter Parker in every universe literally HAS to be miserable
ok american 
I’ve never seen any reacts in theaters like that outside of then

no whimsy
I wonder if Holland marries Coleman, would he get cucked like Peter Parker in the comic?
Like he just fucking HAS to be miserable in every universe
greatest country on earth
Except Peter B. Parker.
Um her last name is :
its straight up one comic writer that does that unironically
He would take her last name and become just Tom
Because he’s a terrible parent
fair, even says it himself
no shes meant to play black cat
I’d like her to play with something else…
The funniest scene for me is when he insists Miles should hold the baby.
I mean uh
Black Cat is for the STREETS
If she’s for the streets call me homeless
Why Miles is like I'm literally being chased by 10,000 spidermen.
My man
Black Cat drawn by a horn dog author is like top tier
Hate to be that guy but it's a true fact of life
Too fat
u r valid
and u r loved
Mein gott
Black Cat is still better than Cat Woman in most scenario.
imagine i posted vegeta right there
cat woman just a catlady that steals shit
Also I find it funny that the Symbiote in the original comics didn't do any of the shit tht future adaptations did.
Like it never channels Peter's darker side or whatever.
Peter literally wanted it off because it did his job while he was asleep and he felt tired because of it.
black cat is ELEGANT and BEAUTIFUL
What’s the, Girl Next Door movie line
“I swear to god, if you don’t fuck her, I’ll kill myself!”
I just know SFM dudes went crazy with this model
Like I can't help but genuinely feel bad for the Symbiote in the original comics because it literally just wanted to help.
@storm jungle I must kno did u personally invent it
web of shadows was so fucking peak bros...
Speaking of greatest countries
She has the super soldier serum, she is captain America, but MORE!!!!
Mfw I’m in love with an idling animation
dont start this were happy rn
She’s gonna need that core strength
REAL.
I love her
she bridal carries peter at one point
also has like
space marine tier strenght
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rips apart robots and shit ITS WILD
mid
Man was not meant 2 b happy
your taste in white women is Janice
She was more evil than hitler in those movies
Bruh y I am in public
Erected nipples
Get a privacy screen like the rest of us
I’m did not understand why I liked her as a young lad
I also find it interesting that she basically disguises better than a lot of superheroes.
Like here's a comparison between her secret identity (Felicia Hardy) and Black Cat
I have nothing 2 put on my lap
Yeah its a transformation sequence
which is also pretty hot ngl
It is not even disguise, she can transform.
^
False, no way anyone would forget that ass
as ever 90's designers were COOKING
The fact he doesn’t commit to saying big when you can see he wants to
Btw, she doesn't need to transform to gain strength.
I’ll be honest, I’ve literally never known what her backstory is
And I don’t care
Also she apparently takes the place of Gwen Stacy which is probably why her untransformed self has blonde hair.
I’m just happy when she’s on screen
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
It’s not fair
Man, I watched that Amazing Spider man cartoon when I was like 5-6 years old.
Ok I’ve done enough horny posting for today
It really shaped my taste...
Hot women are hot
real 40k lorechat hours
More at 5
I love how Peter Parker's actor literally just
put his all into it
Turns out when you give virgin game devs the ability to make their own custom women they make super hot women
Who would have thought?
Like there's a reason why his screaming is a meme
Turn out that when you make game with hot women, your sale is off the roof.
It’s wild cause if you manage to look past how ridiculously hot she is and her amazing rear, Panem is actually a terrible person whose really annoying
I haven’t managed to do that yet though.
Like in context this scene is genuinely sad and the scream fits.
But out of context it's fucking funny
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Yeah, I hate Panam in 2077.
that cartoon was peak overall
She is a fucking child.
I can't have been the only one who wanted to destroy her life
I wanted to destroy something of hers
I'll piss on her stupid truck
Panam is very emotional and impulsive

She’s pretty manipulative too but either way, I can overlook these things
Why does anyone need to hold you? Are you down that bad for that character?
...I like Judy better.
She meet the hot crazy scale
smh yall havent seen her fumble her spaghetti when she texts you adorable


