#40k-lore-chat

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rose thorn
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she was basically as war monger as her dad tho

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as Odin

spare osprey
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Are you really an ork fan???

rose thorn
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and then when he was like 'im done' he lcoked her up

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Odin's own daughter

queen laurel
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Not gaining more

opaque coyote
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Odin: "Okay sweetie I'm giving you the kingdom. This is a huge responsibili-"

Hela: "KILL THE OTHER REALMS AND STEAL THEIR LAND. SLAUGHTER EVERYBODY AND HEAR THEIR CRIES OF TORMEN-"

Odin: "Nnnnope. Not having that."

rose thorn
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she was also the Oldest of his living children so, she ltierally was in the right to get the kingdom

rose thorn
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SHE WAS HIS FAVORITE CHILD UNTIL HE WAS DONE

winter vessel
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I think Hela would’ve liked Thor in his first film before being banished to earth.

opaque coyote
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Eh isk

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I skipped like a good chunk of the MCU anyways

rose thorn
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me too

opaque coyote
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Honestly the Sony Spiderman movies was actually pretty good

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Has it been cancelled similar to the two other movie series?

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Cause it'd be kinda disappointing if it was.

spare osprey
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cause it seems to be in a weird place rn

opaque coyote
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Spiderverse is also really fucking good though

winter vessel
spare osprey
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mhm

spare osprey
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FUCKING HELL SHAMEIK WHYYYY

spare osprey
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WHYYYYY

opaque coyote
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Please don't tell me he said some racist shit or preyed on children

winter vessel
opaque coyote
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Oh noooo

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What the fuck

winter vessel
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Made himself look like a fool

spare osprey
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then he acted weird towards ANOTHER actress

opaque coyote
rose thorn
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heywho was the hot blue monkey person from xmen again? its been too long since ive eaten xmen contetn

spare osprey
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Nightcrawler

winter vessel
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Chill guy, I liked him in the animated x men series

opaque coyote
rose thorn
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YEAH

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NIGHT CRAWLER

spare osprey
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was NOT good

opaque coyote
rose thorn
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I ufkcing love night crawler

spare osprey
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speaking of night crawler

queen laurel
opaque coyote
spare osprey
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yall seen that new wolverine comic?

queen laurel
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No

winter vessel
spare osprey
queen laurel
languid meadow
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Yeah ultimate wolverine

spare osprey
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kills night crawler and mystique

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also night crawler with beard

winter vessel
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Looks good on him

queen laurel
rose thorn
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i remember as a kid I had the dvd colelction of the 1992 Xmen show

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because it was in the walmart dollar dvd bin

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and i just remember nightcrawler

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exclusively

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thats it im gonna awtch xmen 97

spare osprey
rose thorn
queen laurel
queen laurel
rose thorn
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so far i have his naem being like

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a; he is known for enslaving kings

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its lik

queen laurel
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The only pathfinder i know is like the one owl cat based their games in

rose thorn
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its very similar but completely differnet

queen laurel
rose thorn
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Chainshank the King Taka

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takea

queen laurel
rose thorn
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Thank ya

rose thorn
queen laurel
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I guess you just caught like a guy from azyr lacking in another realm

rose thorn
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maybe

dusky scroll
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Can space marines survive off of other regular human food? Or, non-food material... like tree barks or something?

I thinking, compared to their pellets, regular food should be really really really really low in nutritional density.

dusk patrol
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Yes

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The pellets are just for maximum calories and whatever with the least effort

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They can eat rocks even if need be

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Or dirt or whether

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They have very robust digestive systems

sly ivy
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Tf is all this comic book shit in my 40k chat

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We either talk about 40k or about penises in here

languid meadow
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40 thousand cocks

median star
arctic talon
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Its worldbuilding is kind of ass though

sly ivy
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Find me the path

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(it’s the buttcrack)

winter vessel
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can a hot shot lasgun penetrate ceramite? like, an Astarte's chestpiece center mass

dusk patrol
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Yes

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Or theoretically, it’s not always that simple

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Not all armor is made equal

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Same for hellguns and hotshots

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But generally that’s the idea

winter vessel
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so theoretically, a MKII pattern, its an old model, would be more likely to be penetrated, then a Mark VII Pattern?

rose thorn
arctic talon
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MKIV and MKVI were both objectively better armor MKs then it in lore

opaque coyote
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A suped up version of MKII

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Like just more armored

arctic talon
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MKIII is MKII but designed for frontal protection and iirc done sets are up armored in general

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It’s more unwieldy

opaque coyote
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Yeah I read that some still used it even during the Horus Humbug

opaque coyote
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Mix and match armor pieces

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Like I can have a Mark 3 helmet

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Also apparently the Mechanicus has their own PA.

Called the Dragon Scale armor

Golly gee I wonder what that's inspired from.

arctic talon
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Hadron probably has/had it

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Even if she isn’t wearing it

opaque coyote
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PA

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Or is it closer to like Sister/Inquistor armor

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I mean it probably is closer to SM since it interfaces with their tech directly

arctic talon
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Its closer to SM armor

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but not as good

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its usually seen on Enginseers and other priests in frontline conditions

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where standard tech priest armor is decent

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but you could do better

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its in kind of an awkward place for a lot of tech priests

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because full blown war priests and other priests who love combat usually are augmented to the point where its unecessary to wear it

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But a lot of tech priests who aren't on the frontline constantly don't have good justification to wear it despite being qualified for it or owning it

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actually I guess technically all tech priest armor is power armor

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since its integrated with their cybernetics, has a power source and often enhances physical capabilities

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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yeah, so you really only see it on the inbetweens like Enginseers

opaque coyote
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Although I can imagine some paranoid as shit Tech Priest wearing it constantly even though he's on the backline

arctic talon
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yeah

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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though for a lot of the higher ranking priests

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its redundent at that point

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What the fuck is an autogun gona do to this dude lol

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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hell it would probably take more then one bolter shot as well

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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he likes them

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alright

opaque coyote
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Jokes aside, he reminds me of Nemesis from RE3

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Probably due to the grate mouth looking like his perma frown

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"CHAOS..."

arctic talon
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same with this dude lol

opaque coyote
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turns a bloodthirster into paste

arctic talon
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He's wearing only robes technically but like

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does he really need the power armor at this point lol

opaque coyote
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Oh wait

arctic talon
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He's got a big hat

opaque coyote
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Yeah I thought it was like his chest for a sec tbh

arctic talon
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this lore wise is also power armor lol

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So like shrugpriest

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admech power armor looks weird

opaque coyote
# arctic talon

I wonder what it's like to unironically be friends with a high ranking Priest while as a "meatbag".

arctic talon
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dragonscale is only somewhat "standarized" because

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enginseers are commonly sent out to hell the Imperial Guard

opaque coyote
opaque coyote
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I forgor if she was an enginseer

dapper gyro
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Hadron is low rank in high position.

opaque coyote
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I think she is the second most chill priest there.

The first one being the one that sounds like he's high

arctic talon
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Hadron is a technoarcheolgist

opaque coyote
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I forgot what is his name but he's pretty chill despite probably having heroine or something injected into his blood 24/7

dapper gyro
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Kayex

arctic talon
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she has one of the most "comfortable" jobs you can get in the mechanicus

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which is going around the galaxy finding shit

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or reading a ton of books

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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Yes

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most of them are slaves to their job

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or never had a choice in their career path and they usually have resentment about that

dapper gyro
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Those are also usually the admech that unlock some nightmare in the galaxy.

opaque coyote
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So basically their noosphere communications probably sound similar to an Italian family having a friendly conversation

arctic talon
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she's right here

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pretty much smack dab in the middle

opaque coyote
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So she's basically a manager

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...

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Actually yeah it makes complete sense that she's pissed

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Imagine trying to deal with like the 120th Ogryn somehow breaking his Ripper Gun

arctic talon
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And Kayex is

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literally any of the things labled enginseer

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lol

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we don't know if he's an enginseer or if he's an enginseer prime

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I'd presume an enginseer prime considering he's in charge of the ships repairs

opaque coyote
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"Varlet... how did you...?"

"GUN WENT CLICK. I SMASH 'ERETIC."

"Of course... why do I even bother asking questions."

opaque coyote
sly ivy
opaque coyote
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...are the tech Priests on the ship so far basically the equivalent of Retail Workers in attitude

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We have one that's constantly pissed off and disappointed over their "customers"

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We have one that comes to work high no matter what.

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What other archetypes and stereotypes have we got?

arctic talon
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both are stuck working dead end jobs

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to an extent lol

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kayex will never become a magos/archmagos if he isn't one

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and seeing as he's referred to as an enginseer he isn't

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Hadron isn't even doing her actual job and is stuck fixing shit for people constantly

dapper gyro
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But they seem to enjoy their jobs.

arctic talon
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and while fixing stuff is fun she probably doesn't want to do it all the time

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They do enjoy their jobs

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but its also frustrating at the same time

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knowing that they'll never make progress in the Mechanicus's heiarchy

opaque coyote
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Say the game shcks

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Log out

arctic talon
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Hadron does enjoy fixing things

opaque coyote
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Then next day later log back in

arctic talon
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its just not her main job

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hell she probably doesn't know how to fix the vehicles the Warband uses properly which is I'd assume why Masozi complains about it

opaque coyote
dapper gyro
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Hadron keeps "upgrading" equipment and the mourning star crews have to "de-hadron" it.

arctic talon
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Yeah

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Its also probably why the Auspexs work fine

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but shit like the Data-interrogator breaks

dapper gyro
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So it is quite clear that she enjoys he job more than frustrated about it.

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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She knows how to tune/make a good Auspex

arctic talon
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because that was part of her training as a technoarcheolgist

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she probably doesn't know how to properly repair a valkyrie beyond the bare minimum she was taught early on in her career

opaque coyote
dapper gyro
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She doesn't need to sleep, so there is no real daily routine for her.

opaque coyote
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...

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Holy shit she really is working retail

arctic talon
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yes

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which is why I think stuff breaking constantly/malfunctioning is like

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to lore

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she literally doesn't know how to do a solid chunk of it properly

opaque coyote
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I don't think she did the Data-Interrogator if only because she assumes that we break it

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Either that or she's just shoving shit onto us

arctic talon
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like this is the type of situation hadron would rather be in

opaque coyote
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Maybe with the Genestealer infestation that's totally coming and wasn't just a throwaway line

arctic talon
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she is doing her job

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with the moebian steel stuff

opaque coyote
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Imagine if the steel was only like

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1% better

arctic talon
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hey maybe she'll get a promotion

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I wonder what happened to Hadrons boss lol

opaque coyote
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"Varlets. Since you are all incompetent at your jobs, and a disgrace to the Imperium. I shall send something a bit more efficient to have this done more smoothly."

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Skitarii class unlocked

dapper gyro
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Or Afriel, super strong, but super unlucky.

outer wave
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Bro's voice is so sexy

storm jungle
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aw hell no

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not the shart method

outer wave
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Whomst?

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He would never pee pee poo poo all over himself.....

arctic talon
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except pathfinder 2e is

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imo lowkey kind of ass lol

queen laurel
arctic talon
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2e

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I don't like how classes + feats work in it a ton

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its very easy to brick a build

queen laurel
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what

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it's not even on three?

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How old is the Pathfinder 2E system

arctic talon
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pretty new

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2019

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I think a lot of the little very like

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over specialized things in 1e were fun

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2e also is just absurdly easy to brick a build with

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but it is pretty streamlined so its easy enough to avoid

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also PF2E annoyingly punishes heavy specialization

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it pushes generalism stuff heavily which I find lame

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Also casters in general have been heavily neutered into being buff bots 99% of the time which I find lame as well lol

queen laurel
arctic talon
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Its almost always the corret answer to buff yourself + your allies

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and just clobber them to death with your stick

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lol

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the only situation casters excel in damage wise

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is in horde situations which are never going to happen unless your DM has a lot of time

sacred ginkgo
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Or just

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Uses old DnD minion rules

arctic talon
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now granted I don't think 5e is like good caster martial balance either lol

sacred ginkgo
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(1 hp creatures with evasion)

arctic talon
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in fact I don't think any edition of DND or pathinder(and its adjacent systems) has ever good martial/caster balance

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also consumables being baked into power budget of characters

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which I guess is fine but also bleh

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they're further limiting caster power despite already nerfing most spells lol

queen laurel
arctic talon
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the argument of martials also use consumables doesn't work when caster consumables COST A FUCK TON

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Like a spell scroll is way more expensive then 10 javelins lol

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and a wand/staff is really expensive lol

sacred ginkgo
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Javelins are also reusable

arctic talon
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Yeah

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now granted a wand/staff is equivelent to javelins

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but like

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I could prolly buy 100 javelins lol

queen laurel
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holy shit

arctic talon
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and the wand/staff only get a few casts per day while I can keep on chucking the funny stick

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I've rebalanced some PF2e stuff for my caster players

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so it doesn't feel like shit that they only get 3 spells per day

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(I just use pathfinder 1e spell slots)

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also class archetype reshuffling stuff

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was great, and then they got rid of it in 2e

queen laurel
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i feel like

arctic talon
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Imo Pathfinder 2e is great

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no shade on the people who enjoy it

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but it really didn't keep what I liked from 1e lol

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which was how customizable shit was

queen laurel
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yeah it seems that build freedom is extremely limited

arctic talon
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well its not extremely limited

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its just like limited

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its more limited in 5e then some places(somehow) and much less limited then PF1e in other ways

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Like its a double edged sword

queen laurel
arctic talon
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anyways someday I'll get a DND/Pathfinder system with balanced spellcasting and martials lol

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I have my eyes on ICON but like

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0 clue if its going to turn out good but considering its the creators of Lancer

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I think it'll be decent

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if a bit stiff on customization

queen laurel
arctic talon
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I like the races Kin so far in ICON

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pretty creative

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I also do like post apocalyptic magic settings

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so it meshes with that

queen laurel
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i want see it

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so hold on let me search it

arctic talon
queen laurel
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and the collossus class as well

arctic talon
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I wonder if the Arden are humans

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lol

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In any case would be neat if they add more Kin

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otherwise w/e the current selection works well enough

queen laurel
arctic talon
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thats it

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its only those 4

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they have art if you want

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one moment

queen laurel
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well

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at least they already have the giant brute race i want

arctic talon
queen laurel
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i am not the biggest fan of that art style but

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i can get behind that

arctic talon
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for monstrous enemies you have necromancy ghost automatons from the dead empire

arctic talon
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Demons

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actual giants

queen laurel
arctic talon
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fey creatures

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and just other Kin as hostiles

queen laurel
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you know what i like the style

arctic talon
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40 corpses, 1 body

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one unstoppable killing machine

queen laurel
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a mid level darksouls boss

arctic talon
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turns out the upper limit of what you can bring back with necromancy is 40 corpses + spirits all stitched together

queen laurel
arctic talon
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And also the undead necromancers from the Arken Empire still live on, but most of them haeve gone totally insane lol

queen laurel
arctic talon
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its only the souls of the people used to fuel their undead war machines

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smh

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you should join them

queen laurel
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the necromancy is more like engineering

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they build literal constructs and use souls to power them?

arctic talon
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Yes

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they use constructs + shells + corpses + souls

queen laurel
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sheesh nagash would love their tech

arctic talon
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you can steal their weapons

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btw lol

queen laurel
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it's you know the weapon of an undead engineer that builds war machines out of corpses and metal

arctic talon
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most of the weapons are you use them then dispose of them

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since the actual operation isn't known

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but the weapons generally don't cause you harm

queen laurel
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you can't even keep them most of the time

arctic talon
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like you can take the explosive reactive armor powered by screaming souls Arkentch armor

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but its only got 3 uses before its pretty much useless for its intended role

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and you don't know how the fuck it works, so might as well ditch it

arctic talon
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real

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but some Arkentech stuff is like

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reproducable

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its just the super freaky soul tech that isn't

queen laurel
arctic talon
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Yes

queen laurel
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beast animal souls

arctic talon
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explictly making the soul suffer more

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is better

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the more suffering you can extract the more power it is for the tool

queen laurel
arctic talon
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I also do love how

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evil knights are their own separate job

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from generic knights

queen laurel
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EL Crustecian

arctic talon
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Like with one of the abilities literally being called "sweet torment"

queen laurel
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the four armed wrestler

arctic talon
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Bastions are Paladins

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Knaves are like actual irl Knights

arctic talon
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you literally have an ability to go for a low blow after asking for an honorable duel if no one else is around

queen laurel
queen laurel
arctic talon
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Yes

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unfortunately Colossus oddly

queen laurel
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oh come on

arctic talon
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doesn't have a special ability

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to chuck people into other people

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the Knave can do it but only to crippled or surrendered enemies

queen laurel
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Because you can do some serious funny things with that

arctic talon
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Well you can do it RAW

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you just don't get special benefit from it

queen laurel
arctic talon
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The Knave does bonus damage

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per target hit while swinging the person they grab around

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before slamming them into something

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reminder that this only works on crippled or injured people

queen laurel
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they are titled

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Absolute Bastard

arctic talon
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Yes

queen laurel
arctic talon
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💀

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nah me

queen laurel
# arctic talon 💀

i feel like they would be easily countered by opponents that know how to fight people like them though

arctic talon
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I play like an absolute bastard in combat for PVP lol

queen laurel
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people that have like common sense and don't fall for baits and stuff

arctic talon
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Its just that they like to do shit like this

arctic talon
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Anyways my favorite thing to do in WoW PVP is to jump random people and CC chain them

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playing battlegrounds with a Deathknight is funny

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since they can just pick anyone they want out of a crowd and drag them over

queen laurel
arctic talon
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Strong Yap

queen laurel
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the greatest mock yapper

arctic talon
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Insult a random person so hard they just die

queen laurel
arctic talon
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Lol

arctic talon
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Real and true

dusk patrol
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and wriggling

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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We talking Lancer?

queen laurel
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icon

dusk patrol
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Damn

queen laurel
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it is From the co-creator of Lancer

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so

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i guess a little bit

dusk patrol
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Makes sense

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It resembles it a bit

queen laurel
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so you know what i like it

dusk patrol
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What’s his finishing move

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Whatever it is, it should be a Canadian Destroyer called the Lobster Roll

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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Hmmm

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Actually could just be that lol

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Little more flashy

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A modified Canadian Destroyer

queen laurel
arctic talon
dusk patrol
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“Damn so you have a time warping mech which changes reality so it can’t die? Unfortunately I just threw a ‘fuck ghosts’ grenade at you using my mechs magnetic powers.”

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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Unfortunately my fist science beats your reality warping magic science

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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Also your fists probably rip holes in the space time continuum so they always hit their target or whatever

dusk patrol
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But it’s extremely broad

queen laurel
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and literally uppercut the monster to death

dusk patrol
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There’s definitely some which let you do take yeah

celest dome
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Smaller Mech with 2 melee weapon that is just zipping all over the place and hitting in melee

dusk patrol
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Everything from giant artillery mechs

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To support one’s

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To gunslingers

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Melee boys and lots more

queen laurel
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but considering the bullshit you described i think the berserker will win

dusk patrol
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There’s disruptor ones who kinda just fuck with whatever your mech is doing

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Isakander is the grenade one which launches mines and nades around using its gravity powers

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Saladin is a support one who shields itself and friendlies

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And that’s the normal ones

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There’s a lot of super weird ones

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Lancer gets wild

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I need to play it again

queen laurel
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Giant battle axe that can slicer boulder in half with very little effort

dusk patrol
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Besides the Nelson and Blackbeard

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These two would also be good

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The Vlad and Zheng

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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Iirc it’s basically a built around hitting super fucking hard but not being the best defensively compared to other melee mechs

dusk patrol
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Hits fast and hard, can use its fits and iirc has a lot of attacks but it’s more vulnerable

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Yeah basically

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But lancer lets you build much more broad so

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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It’s not quite that narrow and you can shore in gaps

queen laurel
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Because the most melee centered mech I've seen is just the berserker

queen laurel
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is there one like at the max size

dusk patrol
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I don’t think so

queen laurel
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or do i have to build one for myself

dusk patrol
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Max size is rare

queen laurel
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very well then berserker with a knuckle weapons it is

dusk patrol
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Barbarossa is one of the few examples

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Max size isn’t the best idea for melee anyways

queen laurel
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just tell me i can make a berserker that uses knuckles as weapons

dusk patrol
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Barbarossa can literally be used as cover by friendlies

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Iskander is also pretty big, more so than you’d think

queen laurel
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seems the most eldar like

dusk patrol
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Nah that’s

queen laurel
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when it comes to design philosophy anyway

dusk patrol
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There’s another one which is more like

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Weird and alien looking

queen laurel
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honestly i just want a wrestler mech

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thats basically a berserker

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but it seems that this game offers a lot of freedom building so

dusk patrol
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Yeah like

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You could legit make a melee build Barbarossa

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Not ideal but

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It’s very open to stuff like that if you wanna get wild

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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It’s more just the mechs core abilities you need to build around

queen laurel
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i wouldn't even mind the small frame

dusk patrol
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So the Barbarossa is obviously not ideal because it’s so big and it’s built around being an artillery piece

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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And its core ability is a massive fuck you gun

queen laurel
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They are basically giant fortresses that can shoot

dusk patrol
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Apocalypse Rail

dusk patrol
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Although you need to make sure you don’t get a DM whose gonna be a dick and make it so you can never use your Rail

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Or have teammates who can enable it

queen laurel
#

welp

dusk patrol
#

Cause four turns to charge is a long ass time, and it’s easy to get interrupted

#

You can fire it early for less damage though

queen laurel
dusk patrol
#

I believe so

queen laurel
dusk patrol
#

I’ve never done a melee build

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So I’m not super well versed on it

queen laurel
#

something like the genghis

dusk patrol
#

Yeah, you’ll still kick ass and the size is really nice for that role

#

Since it’s harder to hit you

queen laurel
#

i can still look small and look like i can bench press a mountain

dusk patrol
#

Yeah, so for scattered and stuff it’s much less chance to hit and also harder to hit iirc

queen laurel
#

i don't mind the size

#

and to be honest a size 1 frame is already quite massive

dusk patrol
#

The mechs aren’t that crazy different still

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Like this is one of the biggest

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Vs the smallest

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Or an example of size 1

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Most are around 1-2 iirc too

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4 is very rare and 3 isn’t super common iirc either

dusk patrol
#

Sorry Barbarossa is 3

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But yeah, 3 is rare

queen laurel
#

1-2 goodnight

dusk patrol
#

This is the Zhengs special abilities

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Sorry not there

#

But yeah Zheng would be ideal I think for what you’re looking for

#

But, jsut look at the core abilities and decide which you think would be best

queen laurel
dusk patrol
#

It’s a very solid choice

queen laurel
#

durability and survivability it sounds like my thing

dusk patrol
#

Not a bad choice

#

In general I would say it’s best to build for that with melee

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Since you know the inherent higher risk

queen laurel
dusk patrol
#

Now I wanna play lancer

#

Iskander iirc has a special ability so his nades to hurt friendlies too, or you can get that or something

#

Which is insane with the right builds

#

You can throw nades to pull enemies into a cluster of mines and also pull friendlies to them

#

So you can force enemies to be pulled into melee range or whatever

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Or pull melee enemies away from friendlies

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And lock them down with mines and stuff

#

Lots of cool synergies between different mechs

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Saladin lets melee friendlies close gaps with impunity and all that too

queen laurel
#

what the **** is this

#

the rest of the mechs look mechanical but some look odd but like this

#

what the **** is this

dusk patrol
#

Yeah Horus has some

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Wild stuff

queen laurel
#

what the hell is that

dusk patrol
#

The Lich is probably the wildest

#

They don't know where the design came from, it just kinda appeared

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It fucks with time and shit

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It can't actually die

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It uses redirection and takes negative effects and puts them on it self, and if it dies it doesn't matter because it comes back.

queen laurel
dusk patrol
#

Its a pretty new addition iirc

#

Its very hard to acquire iirc and you kinda have to make an RP around it.

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Cause you just download the corrupted shady files and then you have designs for joints and stuff which haven't been invented yet.

queen laurel
queen laurel
#

can players use the horus frames

dusk patrol
#

Yes

#

They tend to be the hardest ones to get and fairly late game but

#

You can

queen laurel
#

the lich is in the

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one of the expansions

spark zenith
#

What do you think the emperor meant when he said this?

sharp pollen
#

bro's eternally chained on his chair, no wonder

shadow plover
#

why would you put milk to your mouth

#

ew

barren prawn
#

"My son, NOT my son, my tool,.... then collectively in one voice: get off that she-elf"

sharp pollen
#

thats called bots

barren prawn
sharp pollen
#

do eldari do cosplays?

storm jungle
#

no

sharp pollen
#

drukhari?

storm jungle
#

no

shadow plover
#

they all cosplay as their gods the fuck you mean Dilara

#

or aspects

#

whatever

storm jungle
#

not the same thing

#

dumbass

shadow plover
#

it is ... .. .

storm jungle
#

its not...........

sharp pollen
#

hm... i guess only deprived aristocrat humans do cosplays

barren prawn
#

hes right just accept it

#

aspect warriors are larp warriors

storm jungle
#

cosplays are impersonating someone so no

#

tf do "aspects" have to do with cosplays bruh

#

💀

#

yall need to drop yourselves to a factorums lavapool i swear

barren prawn
#

actually all eldari culture is larping

storm jungle
#

you'd know

#

mr shark

barren prawn
#

put on some armor then you start larping as the spirit of the guy in it

sharp pollen
#

what about Tau chicks?..

storm jungle
#

plasma yourself

barren prawn
storm jungle
#

thats also not how it works

#

lasgun yourself

sharp pollen
#

moebian GYATT 😭

storm jungle
shadow plover
#

he's got the nurgle's rot asscrack

sharp pollen
#

yeah scratch that nurgle-affected ass 😭

storm jungle
sharp pollen
#

btw actual question - is it common in the guard for men and women to fight and live together?

storm jungle
#

Yeah.

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Guard is entirely unisex

sharp pollen
#

omg how the fuck didnt we create another slaanesh then

storm jungle
#

What

shadow plover
#

remove that filth

storm jungle
#

who the fuck

shadow plover
#

Dr. Pedorespect

storm jungle
#

Bruh 💀

sharp pollen
#

i use this gif as an emotion

#

unrelated to the guy

barren prawn
storm jungle
#

no not even in old lore

storm jungle
queen laurel
barren prawn
#

besides lets be real if your average lifespan is 15 hours you wont have time to rizzup anyone

storm jungle
#

warhammer fans not think with their cocks challenge

#

⏲️

shadow plover
#

guard has always been predominantly unisex, there are some regiments that prefer having them separate but those are rather rare

queen laurel
#

a body is a body for the war machine

storm jungle
#

Yeah its mostly a case of the older books never delving into it too much.

#

And all the largely showcased artwork of guard being men

#

because uh 90's macho bullshit

#

now its a lot better

queen laurel
#

more bodies for the grinder they say

#

sex don't matter in that type of environment

#

in the face of an overwhelming attack everyone is equals

shadow plover
#

Tanith were only male originally because of Tanith customs (they're dead now so it doesn't matter lmaoo) and since they've recruited any one

sharp pollen
storm jungle
shadow plover
#

is Tanith muslim-adjacent?

storm jungle
#

They are literally based on arabic bedouins

#

lmao

sharp pollen
#

oh, how do women manage their periods while serving in the guard?

shadow plover
#

the beo-what

storm jungle
#

do some research idk

#

anyway

sharp pollen
#

KEKW_ogryn alright ill stop

sharp pollen
#

but to be honest im actually interested, maybe the imperium has some tech for that

storm jungle
#

Im waiting for my morning schwarma im on full auto-pilot mode

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

Kar's brain is rotten from too much dorktide

barren prawn
shadow plover
barren prawn
storm jungle
#

Id never do such a thing.

sharp pollen
#

i touch it once a week for the havoc penins

barren prawn
sharp pollen
shadow plover
#

Tanith are the forest people with Welsh tattoos, customs and shit

storm jungle
#

No they arent, trust me

shadow plover
#

Dilara the Gaslighter

sharp pollen
#

how much does a book cost so the author describes all that and it gets into the black library?

queen laurel
storm jungle
storm jungle
#

the phantoms of the past

#

they are mixing together

#

my memory is slipping.... AUGHHH

queen laurel
#

slowly but surely

barren prawn
#

its over time to retire

storm jungle
#

👩‍🦼‍➡️

sharp pollen
shadow plover
#

Dilara gaslit herself....

#

such a sad fate

storm jungle
#

No you are still the victim

#

my sane self just temporarily gained control for a sec

shadow plover
#

well yeah you were mean to me

storm jungle
#

I mean I always am

shadow plover
#

noticed

barren prawn
#

🚬 shes mean to everyone

storm jungle
queen laurel
storm jungle
#

Lmao

shadow plover
storm jungle
#

me and Jerk's relationship very much is just the ligthhouse

shadow plover
#

you always be farting and being mean to me

#

dammit

storm jungle
#

someone has to eat those beans

shadow plover
#

people who have not seen the movie must be very confused

storm jungle
#

genuinely

#

lol

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

Lmfao nice

#

actually that reminds me

#

i gotta finish this 2nd readthrough of Cypher's novel again, this book is so goofy

barren prawn
storm jungle
#

to be fair theres not much to be confused about

shadow plover
#

maybe if you don't understand ART

storm jungle
#

LOL

barren prawn
storm jungle
#

I hope seagulls EAT YOUR GUTS

shadow plover
#

no wonder you didn't understand Legion

barren prawn
spring cairn
#

they gave helldivers the suicide jacket dudes from warhammer

storm jungle
#

goofy ahh

barren prawn
storm jungle
#

also finally, bravest lore accurate muslimite warrior

shadow plover
#

hope to kill many friendlies with this

spring cairn
#

my main goal is to blow up

pine wedge
storm jungle
#

just need some more homoerotic undertones

shadow plover
#

and being kinda gay

storm jungle
#

jinx lol

pine wedge
#

chaos is gay

#

problem solved

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

LMFAO

#

good reference

storm jungle
#

gifs you can hear

#

also my second favorite part is the 550 speed

#

literal suicide runner

#

lmao

shadow plover
#

I'd post the fart reverb soundboard sound if this server allowed it

spring cairn
#

can't wait to get run over by an idiot who can't drive and blow them and their stupid car up

queen laurel
storm jungle
#

Lmao STOP

queen laurel
storm jungle
queen laurel
#

i can only make so much jokes about blowing myself up

spring cairn
#

they're also adding the nuke backpack stratagem

#

damn they're going all in

scenic trout
#

hd2 got massive chainsword before ogryns smh

chrome owl
#

Thing looks goofy ngl

queen laurel
#

this thing might not be viable but it will definitely be funny

spring cairn
#

so you have the suicide vest armor passive and that shit

queen laurel
spring cairn
queen laurel
#

so if you're a really good player you can save yourself for a very very very specific moment then blow yourself up

#

seems to be a high risk high reward build though

barren prawn
spring cairn
#

not if they collab

spring cairn
scenic trout
#

And we also got a shovel melee that actually digs the terrain KEKW_ogryn

#

Krieg fans will be eating good

spring cairn
#

can't wait for all their funny jokes and larping sesh

scenic trout
#

lmao

storm jungle
#

not like the fandom's "jokes" are even good to begin with for the most part

spring cairn
#

yeah but the krieg fan will directly impact the gameplay as they'll be attempting to dig a trench for 20 minutes accomplishing fuckall

celest dome
scenic trout
spark zenith
#

Why do they need a chainsword when their heavy stubber can literally double as a club?

#

It would be like giving a chimpanzee a machine gun

#

Oh wait

spark zenith
#

an imperial Gaurd unit thinking it would be funny to give an auto gun to a ogryn toddler

paper haven
#

Krieg fans lacking a sense of humor and insisting on fighting a specific way is lore accurate

spark zenith
#

Ngl the general who thought it would be a good idea to give ogryns machines guns lowkey cooked with that idea

dapper gyro
#

Krieg fans always think that they are the only one who can use shovels, despite everyone else do also, but they (not krieg fans) moved on to actually effective melee.

tough haven
#

Occasionally other people might use a shovel as a weapon as a last resort, but they won’t talk about it for 18 hours

rose thorn
#

Necromunda

shadow plover
#

zappy stick

rose thorn
#

It’s probably another beast tamer guy

#

Joker orruk

queen laurel
shadow plover
#

Has there been any Necromunda rumour engines besides the Ash Wastes stuff?

shadow plover
#

What?

rose thorn
#

Half of the ‘oog wires’ stuff is necromunda stuff

humble shoal
shadow plover
#

oog wires?

humble shoal
#

Entrenching tools are the last resort weapons asfter you ha e lost your gun, and knife

rose thorn
#

Let me find it

celest dome
rose thorn
#

y bad im wrong

rose thorn
celest dome
shadow plover
#

pupper oof

celest dome
#

Yellow and black cabling

shadow plover
#

yellow and black cabling is everywhere when it comes to 40k

#

Van Saar had a couple rumour engines in 2018, but only Ash Wastes have had any since then

rose thorn
#

because i know they will become my personality if i do

queen laurel
#

What will happen that hasn't happened

rose thorn
#

how is this not the coolest thing ever made

#

next edition guys, year of the Gorruks and Morruks

queen laurel
rose thorn
queen laurel
#

Yeah

#

They are cool

rose thorn
#

also idk if its a bug or on purpose but

#

the hobgrot slitta boss can bring another hobgrot slitta boss

#

any number of slitta boss

#

so you can bring 5 slitta bosses

#

you can also bring 1 monster

#

but kruleboyz have no monsters

#

the whoel arm ydoenst have monsters

#

oh my bad the big cav are monsters for ironjaws

#

that uh, you cant bring in a kruleboyz regiment

#

next balancing ill check

#

see if they fix it

#

if they dont then maybe kruleboyz are gonna get a mid edition update

queen laurel
#

Bro they got gutted in the updates

#

And hopefully iron jaws as well

#

I hope that they at least revert the boar changes because like

#

They are already pretty much not that meta anyway

#

So what's the point of nerfing them

rose thorn
#

yeah orruks in general are even worse

#

they got nerfed to the fucking ground its so bad

#

kruleboyz didnt feel fair to fight so i can understand that

#

like form osomeone who doesnt understand thtem it makes sense ig

#

butthe reason they got nerfed is because

#

praise Big Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggg

#

which is amazing

#

its pretty strong right now

queen laurel
rose thorn
#

big wahhhhhhhhhhg has always been really strong

queen laurel
#

There's no point of bringing the monsters that are literally new

rose thorn
#

yeah

queen laurel
#

You got a sick a giant armored boar

#

You can't even use it because it got nerfed

rose thorn
#

big wahhhggg is ironjawz with kruleboyz wizards and shooting

#

kraggy and a swampshaman

queen laurel
#

Okay i understand with grots one thing on army to be mixed because they compensate for their lack of brawn with a mixture of random stuff

#

But literally in lore ironjawz and Kruleboyz are known to work alone and succeed

#

Yes they can work together but they can manage things alone because they can handle their own

rose thorn
#

yeah, the big wahhg scale is uh very fragile

#

and they chose the worst option and made both sides bad

#

to make big wahh good

#

kruleboyz are dependent on thier rules, and ironjawz are dependent on their units stats

queen laurel
#

Ironjawz may not be the brightest but they could literally just dumpster just about anything with pure strength

#

But forcing them to work together to get the biggest success?

#

Man

rose thorn
#

lore wise it makes sense

#

like they are powerful toegther

queen laurel
#

Yeah but like lore wise them working alone is also more than enough

#

Like they can handle their own

#

Which was the thing but here

#

You're going to need the two of them to work together

rose thorn
#

its pretty funny that ironjaws are a pretty good wizard army

#

ithink they have 2 wizards>

#

?

queen laurel
# rose thorn ?

They don't have a special wizard character they only have a normal one

#

Because the war chanter is a priest