#40k-lore-chat
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Are you really an ork fan???
I war for the sake of having fun
Not gaining more
Odin: "Okay sweetie I'm giving you the kingdom. This is a huge responsibili-"
Hela: "KILL THE OTHER REALMS AND STEAL THEIR LAND. SLAUGHTER EVERYBODY AND HEAR THEIR CRIES OF TORMEN-"
Odin: "Nnnnope. Not having that."
she was also the Oldest of his living children so, she ltierally was in the right to get the kingdom
HE WAS LITERALLY DOING THAT THOUGH
SHE WAS HIS FAVORITE CHILD UNTIL HE WAS DONE
I think Hela would’ve liked Thor in his first film before being banished to earth.
I guess because he didn't want to ruin any treaties?
Eh isk
I skipped like a good chunk of the MCU anyways
me too

Honestly the Sony Spiderman movies was actually pretty good
Has it been cancelled similar to the two other movie series?
Cause it'd be kinda disappointing if it was.
we talkin spider verse?
cause it seems to be in a weird place rn
The live action ones.
Spiderverse is also really fucking good though
In relation to some issues regarding the VA for Miles Morales, it’s gonna be on hiatus for a while
mhm
What happened

FUCKING HELL SHAMEIK WHYYYY
What if miles morales was thor?
WHYYYYY
Please don't tell me he said some racist shit or preyed on children
Couldn’t keep it in his pants with another actress. Got thirsty
Made himself look like a fool
nah just general shittiness
then he acted weird towards ANOTHER actress
Amazing.
So it's on hiatus now because of that. Got dammit
heywho was the hot blue monkey person from xmen again? its been too long since ive eaten xmen contetn
Nightcrawler
Night crawler
Night crawler?
Chill guy, I liked him in the animated x men series
Bro is getting freaky god damn
and it was another spider man actress too
was NOT good

I ufkcing love night crawler
speaking of night crawler
If i can't have you no one can ahh
I fucking hate Hollywood sometimes
yall seen that new wolverine comic?
No
https://youtu.be/LGNtQTrlflg?si=LBz3E6eGemp-hn3h favorite scene of NC
“Our ability to understand Gods love is limited, but we take comfort in the fact that His love is LIMITLESS” - NightCrawler
#XMEN #NightCrawler #Wolverine #Logan #90sCartoons #Evangelism #Bible #Christian
he's the winter soldier
Oh I think I heard of that
Yeah ultimate wolverine
Looks good on him
The only comic I am currently remembering to read is all-new venom
i remember as a kid I had the dvd colelction of the 1992 Xmen show
because it was in the walmart dollar dvd bin
and i just remember nightcrawler
exclusively
thats it im gonna awtch xmen 97
highly recommend avengers Twilight aswell
nightcrawler nostalga is so real right now
Yeah he seems like a fun character
If my naturally violent ork brain doesn't forget i might check it out
also making a kruleboyz boss fight for a pathfinder campaign im hosting
so far i have his naem being like
a; he is known for enslaving kings
its lik
I'm not the greatest nerd in the planet so what's pathfinder again
The only pathfinder i know is like the one owl cat based their games in
Its aa split off from Dnd but like, good
its very similar but completely differnet
Yeah it's a variant of dnd apparently
Khainshank Da King Taka
Thank ya
He stola man from da 8 realms, no safe man dont fear his chain every night
Eight realms even from azyr?
I guess you just caught like a guy from azyr lacking in another realm
maybe
Can space marines survive off of other regular human food? Or, non-food material... like tree barks or something?
I thinking, compared to their pellets, regular food should be really really really really low in nutritional density.
Yes
The pellets are just for maximum calories and whatever with the least effort
They can eat rocks even if need be
Or dirt or whether
They have very robust digestive systems
Tf is all this comic book shit in my 40k chat
We either talk about 40k or about penises in here

It’s based on dnd 3.5e and then more of its own thing for pathfinder 2e
Its worldbuilding is kind of ass though
Well good news bro I’m an ass man
Find me the path
(it’s the buttcrack)
can a hot shot lasgun penetrate ceramite? like, an Astarte's chestpiece center mass
Yes
Or theoretically, it’s not always that simple
Not all armor is made equal
Same for hellguns and hotshots
But generally that’s the idea
so theoretically, a MKII pattern, its an old model, would be more likely to be penetrated, then a Mark VII Pattern?
Yeah, luckily my friend group is ill so we homebrew everything
Yes MKII is kind of ass
MKIV and MKVI were both objectively better armor MKs then it in lore
Isn't MKIII literally just
A suped up version of MKII
Like just more armored
MKIII is MKII but designed for frontal protection and iirc done sets are up armored in general
It’s more unwieldy
Yeah I read that some still used it even during the Horus Humbug
On a slightly related note. Does SM2 allow you to like
Mix and match armor pieces
Like I can have a Mark 3 helmet
Also apparently the Mechanicus has their own PA.
Called the Dragon Scale armor
Golly gee I wonder what that's inspired from.
Pretty much all decently high ranked tech priests have it
Hadron probably has/had it
Even if she isn’t wearing it
Is it like as powerful as SM
PA
Or is it closer to like Sister/Inquistor armor
I mean it probably is closer to SM since it interfaces with their tech directly
Its closer to SM armor
but not as good
its usually seen on Enginseers and other priests in frontline conditions
where standard tech priest armor is decent
but you could do better
its in kind of an awkward place for a lot of tech priests
because full blown war priests and other priests who love combat usually are augmented to the point where its unecessary to wear it
But a lot of tech priests who aren't on the frontline constantly don't have good justification to wear it despite being qualified for it or owning it
actually I guess technically all tech priest armor is power armor
since its integrated with their cybernetics, has a power source and often enhances physical capabilities
So basically war priests usually have like zero flesh
And nerdy priests don't really need it if they're just doing work
yeah, so you really only see it on the inbetweens like Enginseers
Although I can imagine some paranoid as shit Tech Priest wearing it constantly even though he's on the backline
yeah

though for a lot of the higher ranking priests
its redundent at that point
like
What the fuck is an autogun gona do to this dude lol
Why did the man augment himself with tiddies
hell it would probably take more then one bolter shot as well

Jokes aside, he reminds me of Nemesis from RE3
Probably due to the grate mouth looking like his perma frown
"CHAOS..."
same with this dude lol
turns a bloodthirster into paste
He's wearing only robes technically but like
does he really need the power armor at this point lol
I wonder what it's like to unironically be friends with a high ranking Priest while as a "meatbag".
dragonscale is only somewhat "standarized" because
enginseers are commonly sent out to hell the Imperial Guard
Like a weird mix of SM and Inquistor PA
Hadron is just a normal tech priest right?
I forgor if she was an enginseer
Hadron is low rank in high position.
I think she is the second most chill priest there.
The first one being the one that sounds like he's high
Hadron is a technoarcheolgist
I forgot what is his name but he's pretty chill despite probably having heroine or something injected into his blood 24/7
Kayex
she has one of the most "comfortable" jobs you can get in the mechanicus
which is going around the galaxy finding shit
or reading a ton of books
Is it just normal Mechanicus attitude to be one step away from an anger induced aneurysm then

Yes
most of them are slaves to their job
or never had a choice in their career path and they usually have resentment about that
Those are also usually the admech that unlock some nightmare in the galaxy.
So basically their noosphere communications probably sound similar to an Italian family having a friendly conversation
Neat
So she's basically a manager
...
Actually yeah it makes complete sense that she's pissed
Imagine trying to deal with like the 120th Ogryn somehow breaking his Ripper Gun
And Kayex is
literally any of the things labled enginseer
lol
we don't know if he's an enginseer or if he's an enginseer prime
I'd presume an enginseer prime considering he's in charge of the ships repairs
"Varlet... how did you...?"
"GUN WENT CLICK. I SMASH 'ERETIC."
"Of course... why do I even bother asking questions."
And also the fact that he sounds like the average Taco Bell employee.
This model is so good
...are the tech Priests on the ship so far basically the equivalent of Retail Workers in attitude
We have one that's constantly pissed off and disappointed over their "customers"
We have one that comes to work high no matter what.
What other archetypes and stereotypes have we got?
both are stuck working dead end jobs
to an extent lol
kayex will never become a magos/archmagos if he isn't one
and seeing as he's referred to as an enginseer he isn't
Hadron isn't even doing her actual job and is stuck fixing shit for people constantly
But they seem to enjoy their jobs.
and while fixing stuff is fun she probably doesn't want to do it all the time
They do enjoy their jobs
but its also frustrating at the same time
knowing that they'll never make progress in the Mechanicus's heiarchy
It's like how people play comp games
Say the game shcks
Log out
Hadron does enjoy fixing things
Then next day later log back in
its just not her main job
hell she probably doesn't know how to fix the vehicles the Warband uses properly which is I'd assume why Masozi complains about it
Also she probably is disappointed at how a lot of rejects treat their weapons.
Especially the Ogryns
Hadron keeps "upgrading" equipment and the mourning star crews have to "de-hadron" it.
Yeah
Its also probably why the Auspexs work fine
but shit like the Data-interrogator breaks
So it is quite clear that she enjoys he job more than frustrated about it.
Hadron looking at a random radio (it isn't 100% optimized)
She knows how to tune/make a good Auspex
because that was part of her training as a technoarcheolgist
she probably doesn't know how to properly repair a valkyrie beyond the bare minimum she was taught early on in her career
We need a short video that's basically just a comedy of Hadron's daily life
She doesn't need to sleep, so there is no real daily routine for her.
So she's constantly having to do shit that
A) isn't part of the job description
B) she is entirely untrained to do but still expected to do it.
C) little payment/gratitude
Along with dealing with shitty "customers" constantly.
...
Holy shit she really is working retail

yes

which is why I think stuff breaking constantly/malfunctioning is like
to lore
she literally doesn't know how to do a solid chunk of it properly
I don't think she did the Data-Interrogator if only because she assumes that we break it
Either that or she's just shoving shit onto us
like this is the type of situation hadron would rather be in
When will we have our Hadron actually do her job

Maybe with the Genestealer infestation that's totally coming and wasn't just a throwaway line

Imagine if Hadron was like
"Varlets. Since you are all incompetent at your jobs, and a disgrace to the Imperium. I shall send something a bit more efficient to have this done more smoothly."
Skitarii class unlocked

Or Afriel, super strong, but super unlucky.
An excerpt from "The Lords of Silence", by Chris Wraight. Warhammer 40,000.
Captain Dantine is an Imperial Guard officer that was taken prisoner during a raid, when the Death Guard warband attacked Dantine's Imperial station on Najan. This warband is called the Lords of Silence, led by Vorx, the former Siegemaster of the XIV Legion.
Dantine'...
Bro's voice is so sexy
ah yeah i see
what edition is pathfinder on right now
2e
I don't like how classes + feats work in it a ton
its very easy to brick a build
pretty new
2019
I think a lot of the little very like
over specialized things in 1e were fun
2e also is just absurdly easy to brick a build with
but it is pretty streamlined so its easy enough to avoid
also PF2E annoyingly punishes heavy specialization
it pushes generalism stuff heavily which I find lame
Also casters in general have been heavily neutered into being buff bots 99% of the time which I find lame as well lol
so that's why most people still op to use pathfinder 1e stuff huh
Its almost always the corret answer to buff yourself + your allies
and just clobber them to death with your stick
lol
the only situation casters excel in damage wise
is in horde situations which are never going to happen unless your DM has a lot of time
now granted I don't think 5e is like good caster martial balance either lol
(1 hp creatures with evasion)
in fact I don't think any edition of DND or pathinder(and its adjacent systems) has ever good martial/caster balance
also consumables being baked into power budget of characters
which I guess is fine but also bleh
they're further limiting caster power despite already nerfing most spells lol
oof people have alot of reasons to stick to pathfinder 1e damn
the argument of martials also use consumables doesn't work when caster consumables COST A FUCK TON
Like a spell scroll is way more expensive then 10 javelins lol
and a wand/staff is really expensive lol
Javelins are also reusable
Yeah
now granted a wand/staff is equivelent to javelins
but like
I could prolly buy 100 javelins lol
holy shit
and the wand/staff only get a few casts per day while I can keep on chucking the funny stick
I've rebalanced some PF2e stuff for my caster players
so it doesn't feel like shit that they only get 3 spells per day

(I just use pathfinder 1e spell slots)
also class archetype reshuffling stuff
was great, and then they got rid of it in 2e

Imo Pathfinder 2e is great
no shade on the people who enjoy it
but it really didn't keep what I liked from 1e lol
which was how customizable shit was
yeah it seems that build freedom is extremely limited
well its not extremely limited
its just like limited
its more limited in 5e then some places(somehow) and much less limited then PF1e in other ways
Like its a double edged sword
hmm i see
anyways someday I'll get a DND/Pathfinder system with balanced spellcasting and martials lol
I have my eyes on ICON but like
0 clue if its going to turn out good but considering its the creators of Lancer
I think it'll be decent
if a bit stiff on customization
yeah no such thing as a perfect tabletop game system
I like the races Kin so far in ICON
pretty creative
I also do like post apocalyptic magic settings
so it meshes with that
hmm
i want see it
so hold on let me search it
@queen laurel
troggs sounds like my jam
and the collossus class as well
I wonder if the Arden are humans
lol
In any case would be neat if they add more Kin
otherwise w/e the current selection works well enough
where can i see the rest of the kin
huh
well
at least they already have the giant brute race i want
i like these
i am not the biggest fan of that art style but
i can get behind that
for monstrous enemies you have necromancy ghost automatons from the dead empire
shit
this GOES hard
DAMN THAT BATTLE DEMON GO CRAZY
this is some japanese eldritch creature shit
you know what i like the style
turns out the upper limit of what you can bring back with necromancy is 40 corpses + spirits all stitched together

so this thing that looks like it builds death magic is the peak of necromancy
And also the undead necromancers from the Arken Empire still live on, but most of them haeve gone totally insane lol
well that certainly doesn't look terrifying
its only the souls of the people used to fuel their undead war machines
smh
you should join them
wait so
the necromancy is more like engineering
they build literal constructs and use souls to power them?
sheesh nagash would love their tech
Just tell me up front does it have a side effect on me
it's you know the weapon of an undead engineer that builds war machines out of corpses and metal
most of the weapons are you use them then dispose of them
since the actual operation isn't known
but the weapons generally don't cause you harm
they are literally so ancient and unknown that
you can't even keep them most of the time
like you can take the explosive reactive armor powered by screaming souls Arkentch armor
but its only got 3 uses before its pretty much useless for its intended role
and you don't know how the fuck it works, so might as well ditch it
https://media1.tenor.com/m/jn9KNFw_d7cAAAAd/sundowner.gif
Xixo with two machetes
real
but some Arkentech stuff is like
reproducable
its just the super freaky soul tech that isn't
Does this setting have this thing where sapient race souls are better to use than
Yes
beast animal souls
explictly making the soul suffer more
is better
the more suffering you can extract the more power it is for the tool
every single fucking time
Like with one of the abilities literally being called "sweet torment"
the four armed wrestler
https://media1.tenor.com/m/PUSdiPlOjDsAAAAd/ben10-four-arms.gif
the Xixo Colossus
you literally have an ability to go for a low blow after asking for an honorable duel if no one else is around

the colossus mean while suplexes a battle demon to the floor
Literally GIGANTAS
CRUSHER https://youtu.be/4W4JdMgNkpc?si=Fh0YNZpqJk3zqcum
oh come on
doesn't have a special ability
to chuck people into other people
the Knave can do it but only to crippled or surrendered enemies

i guess that action to the gm to do
Because you can do some serious funny things with that
well it's funny so i understand
The Knave does bonus damage
per target hit while swinging the person they grab around
before slamming them into something
reminder that this only works on crippled or injured people
dude
they are titled
Absolute Bastard
This would be a perfect class for eternal reward for real for real
i feel like they would be easily countered by opponents that know how to fight people like them though
I play like an absolute bastard in combat for PVP lol
people that have like common sense and don't fall for baits and stuff
The thing is that they're still good fighters
Its just that they like to do shit like this
fair
Anyways my favorite thing to do in WoW PVP is to jump random people and CC chain them

playing battlegrounds with a Deathknight is funny
since they can just pick anyone they want out of a crowd and drag them over
ain't no way their greatest ability is literally an insult and if they insult you hard enough they literally deal holy damage
Strong Yap
the greatest mock yapper
Insult a random person so hard they just die
what now vicious mockery bard spammers
Lol
Real and true
and wriggling
pov: watching as your buddy get pieced up by the Xixo Colossus
We talking Lancer?
Damn
it's a tabletop game where i can play a four armed crustacean wrestler
so you know what i like it
What’s his finishing move
Whatever it is, it should be a Canadian Destroyer called the Lobster Roll
the class super move of colossus is
Hmmm
Actually could just be that lol
Little more flashy
A modified Canadian Destroyer

https://youtu.be/4W4JdMgNkpc?si=tyg933XOlmVakNjI
literally zangief's critical art
Unfortunately no
Shame
“Damn so you have a time warping mech which changes reality so it can’t die? Unfortunately I just threw a ‘fuck ghosts’ grenade at you using my mechs magnetic powers.”
me when i'm fighting a large modified creature and i activate the special funny core of my mech and go fist for fist with said creature
Unfortunately my fist science beats your reality warping magic science
so the game doesn't have a preset class you just make your own mech right
Also your fists probably rip holes in the space time continuum so they always hit their target or whatever
They have specific mech classes you choose from as you raise in license level
But it’s extremely broad
ok so i can totally make a berzerker mech that the biggest armor frame in the game
and literally uppercut the monster to death
There’s definitely some which let you do take yeah
Smaller Mech with 2 melee weapon that is just zipping all over the place and hitting in melee
Everything from giant artillery mechs
To support one’s
To gunslingers
Melee boys and lots more
Oh man I would pay money to see a bloodthirster go axe to axe with a berserker mech
but considering the bullshit you described i think the berserker will win
There’s disruptor ones who kinda just fuck with whatever your mech is doing
Isakander is the grenade one which launches mines and nades around using its gravity powers
Saladin is a support one who shields itself and friendlies
And that’s the normal ones
There’s a lot of super weird ones
Lancer gets wild
I need to play it again
so i can make a giant battle mech that straight up just has knuckles and
Giant battle axe that can slicer boulder in half with very little effort
this mech setting seems fun If basically a mech that just fights like a brute with a gore hacka can straight up kill a mech that can manipulate fabrics of reality
Iirc it’s basically a built around hitting super fucking hard but not being the best defensively compared to other melee mechs
berserkers?
Hits fast and hard, can use its fits and iirc has a lot of attacks but it’s more vulnerable
Yeah basically
But lancer lets you build much more broad so
what mech type is basically a melee fighter that uses a large frame anyway
It’s not quite that narrow and you can shore in gaps
Because the most melee centered mech I've seen is just the berserker
Vlad, Blackbeard I think
size 1 though
is there one like at the max size
I don’t think so
or do i have to build one for myself
Max size is rare
sheesh
very well then berserker with a knuckle weapons it is
Barbarossa is one of the few examples
Max size isn’t the best idea for melee anyways
fine
just tell me i can make a berserker that uses knuckles as weapons
Barbarossa can literally be used as cover by friendlies
Iskander is also pretty big, more so than you’d think
huh SMITH-SHIMANO CORPRO
seems the most eldar like
Nah that’s
when it comes to design philosophy anyway
ok so i want a size 1 frame
honestly i just want a wrestler mech
thats basically a berserker
but it seems that this game offers a lot of freedom building so
Yeah like
You could legit make a melee build Barbarossa
Not ideal but
It’s very open to stuff like that if you wanna get wild
just tell me that i can build a berserker with two giant piston powered fists
It’s more just the mechs core abilities you need to build around
i wouldn't even mind the small frame
So the Barbarossa is obviously not ideal because it’s so big and it’s built around being an artillery piece
yeah that's what the big frames are for
And its core ability is a massive fuck you gun
They are basically giant fortresses that can shoot
Apocalypse Rail
Yeah
Although you need to make sure you don’t get a DM whose gonna be a dick and make it so you can never use your Rail
Or have teammates who can enable it
Cause four turns to charge is a long ass time, and it’s easy to get interrupted
You can fire it early for less damage though
Can I just basically take this like a berserker fella and just like strap 2 massive knuckle weapons on it
I believe so
cool
hmm i can still make a size 1 that has like a quite a beefy look right
something like the genghis
Yeah, you’ll still kick ass and the size is really nice for that role
Since it’s harder to hit you
yeah you're right size 1 only means you're small
i can still look small and look like i can bench press a mountain
Yeah, so for scattered and stuff it’s much less chance to hit and also harder to hit iirc
welp as long as my mech looks reasonably buff
i don't mind the size
and to be honest a size 1 frame is already quite massive
The mechs aren’t that crazy different still
Like this is one of the biggest
Vs the smallest
Or an example of size 1
Most are around 1-2 iirc too
4 is very rare and 3 isn’t super common iirc either
i see
i just want the struck two of these things on my hands and go
1-2 goodnight
This is the Zhengs special abilities
Sorry not there
But yeah Zheng would be ideal I think for what you’re looking for
But, jsut look at the core abilities and decide which you think would be best
IPS-NORTHSTAR what seems to be my go to for license
It’s a very solid choice
durability and survivability it sounds like my thing
Not a bad choice
In general I would say it’s best to build for that with melee
Since you know the inherent higher risk
Now I wanna play lancer
Iskander iirc has a special ability so his nades to hurt friendlies too, or you can get that or something
Which is insane with the right builds
You can throw nades to pull enemies into a cluster of mines and also pull friendlies to them
So you can force enemies to be pulled into melee range or whatever
Or pull melee enemies away from friendlies
And lock them down with mines and stuff
Lots of cool synergies between different mechs
Saladin lets melee friendlies close gaps with impunity and all that too
i'm just gonna say it the emperor's son is packing some serious mechs
what the **** is this
the rest of the mechs look mechanical but some look odd but like this
what the **** is this
yeah the rest of the companies have rather pretty grounded mechs
Horus meanwhile looks like shit i will need to kill in warframe
what the hell is that
The Lich is probably the wildest
They don't know where the design came from, it just kinda appeared
It fucks with time and shit
It can't actually die
It uses redirection and takes negative effects and puts them on it self, and if it dies it doesn't matter because it comes back.
I don't see it on the core book so it's probably somewhere else?
Its a pretty new addition iirc
Its very hard to acquire iirc and you kinda have to make an RP around it.
Cause you just download the corrupted shady files and then you have designs for joints and stuff which haven't been invented yet.
yeah i'm looking at the expansions to see
yeah i found it
the lich is in the
one of the expansions
What do you think the emperor meant when he said this?
bro's eternally chained on his chair, no wonder
imagine millions of shards of the emperor shitposting on twitter all at once 🥹 it would be glorious
"My son, NOT my son, my tool,.... then collectively in one voice: get off that she-elf"
thats called bots
die
which together can do a deadly DDOS (distributed denial of eldari service attack)
do eldari do cosplays?
no
die
drukhari?
it is ... .. .
hm... i guess only deprived aristocrat humans do cosplays
cosplays are impersonating someone so no
tf do "aspects" have to do with cosplays bruh
💀
yall need to drop yourselves to a factorums lavapool i swear
actually all eldari culture is larping
put on some armor then you start larping as the spirit of the guy in it
what about Tau chicks?..
tau bad
like this?
moebian GYATT 😭

he's got the nurgle's rot asscrack
yeah scratch that nurgle-affected ass 😭


btw actual question - is it common in the guard for men and women to fight and live together?
omg how the fuck didnt we create another slaanesh then
What
remove that filth
who the fuck
Dr. Pedorespect
Bruh 💀
i think old lore was: only in bad situations but now its w/e
no not even in old lore
-
Slaanesh isnt just about sex, genuinely explode.
-
Soldiers cant just have orgies in the barracks you degenerate goblin, theres a reason officers exist along with commissars to dicipline that shit lol
i forgot if he wants to he can stop looking like a beaten up prime bottle
besides lets be real if your average lifespan is 15 hours you wont have time to rizzup anyone
guard has always been predominantly unisex, there are some regiments that prefer having them separate but those are rather rare
a body is a body for the war machine
Yeah its mostly a case of the older books never delving into it too much.
And all the largely showcased artwork of guard being men
because uh 90's macho bullshit
now its a lot better
more bodies for the grinder they say
sex don't matter in that type of environment
in the face of an overwhelming attack everyone is equals
Tanith were only male originally because of Tanith customs (they're dead now so it doesn't matter lmaoo) and since they've recruited any one
now i get why commissars die to their own men so much

is Tanith muslim-adjacent?
oh, how do women manage their periods while serving in the guard?
the beo-what
alright ill stop
but to be honest im actually interested, maybe the imperium has some tech for that
Im waiting for my morning schwarma im on full auto-pilot mode
it was free for you to do so a few minutes ago
Kar's brain is rotten from too much dorktide
take it out on the enemy
are you messing with me or have you mistaken Tanith to some other regiment

🚬 hes the only one who playes the game
Id never do such a thing.
i touch it once a week for the havoc penins
i meant the anger.... die now pls

Tanith are the forest people with Welsh tattoos, customs and shit
Dilara the Gaslighter
how much does a book cost so the author describes all that and it gets into the black library?
alright i got this **** sorted

the phantoms of the past
they are mixing together
my memory is slipping.... AUGHHH

13 years of warhammer
slowly but surely
its over time to retire
👩🦼➡️
accurate
well yeah you were mean to me
noticed
🚬 shes mean to everyone

once again my observation holds up
Lmao
people who have not seen the movie must be very confused
you too are literally is just straight up
Lmfao nice
actually that reminds me
i gotta finish this 2nd readthrough of Cypher's novel again, this book is so goofy

bruh people who saw the movie are confused
to be fair theres not much to be confused about
maybe if you don't understand ART
LOL
yeah SO
I hope seagulls EAT YOUR GUTS
no wonder you didn't understand Legion
i hope the gulls steal your shawarma
they gave helldivers the suicide jacket dudes from warhammer
goofy ahh
amazing
my sole purpose is to spread legion hate
also finally, bravest lore accurate muslimite warrior
hope to kill many friendlies with this
my main goal is to blow up
the lighthouse is a movie about two men trapped on an island with a chaos artifact
Not too inaccurate
just need some more homoerotic undertones
and being kinda gay
jinx lol
me saying I love a crowd! And then blowing myself up
gifs you can hear
also my second favorite part is the 550 speed
literal suicide runner
lmao
I'd post the fart reverb soundboard sound if this server allowed it
can't wait to get run over by an idiot who can't drive and blow them and their stupid car up
I will die with honor! i scream as i charge the biotitan
Lmao STOP
meow meow meow oorah.gif
no worries that should be the last one for the day

i can only make so much jokes about blowing myself up
hd2 got massive chainsword before ogryns smh
Thing looks goofy ngl
dude
this thing might not be viable but it will definitely be funny
so you have the suicide vest armor passive and that shit
you could probably one shot everything in the game
actually seems p viable, 1 nuke whenever you want for 1 life, you get 22
oh damn
so if you're a really good player you can save yourself for a very very very specific moment then blow yourself up
seems to be a high risk high reward build though
doesnt gw have a copywrite to these?
not if they collab
And we also got a shovel melee that actually digs the terrain 
Krieg fans will be eating good
lmao
its okay they deserve it
not like the fandom's "jokes" are even good to begin with for the most part

yeah but the krieg fan will directly impact the gameplay as they'll be attempting to dig a trench for 20 minutes accomplishing fuckall
Ogryn don't get chain weaponry
I know, trust me


Why do they need a chainsword when their heavy stubber can literally double as a club?
It would be like giving a chimpanzee a machine gun
Oh wait
an imperial Gaurd unit thinking it would be funny to give an auto gun to a ogryn toddler
Krieg fans lacking a sense of humor and insisting on fighting a specific way is lore accurate
Ngl the general who thought it would be a good idea to give ogryns machines guns lowkey cooked with that idea
Krieg fans always think that they are the only one who can use shovels, despite everyone else do also, but they (not krieg fans) moved on to actually effective melee.
Occasionally other people might use a shovel as a weapon as a last resort, but they won’t talk about it for 18 hours
Necromunda
zappy stick
mighty morphin power boyz
Has there been any Necromunda rumour engines besides the Ash Wastes stuff?
Loads
What?
Half of the ‘oog wires’ stuff is necromunda stuff
Best part is a krieger would most likely be using their bayonet or combat knife
oog wires?
Entrenching tools are the last resort weapons asfter you ha e lost your gun, and knife
Let me find it
Look like a Beastmaster's zapper
y bad im wrong
most of the stuff i thought was necromunda was actually space marine
oof
Yellow and black cabling
yellow and black cabling is everywhere when it comes to 40k
Van Saar had a couple rumour engines in 2018, but only Ash Wastes have had any since then
i cant trust my self to buy nomads
because i know they will become my personality if i do
Looks at your Grots and Genestealers
What will happen that hasn't happened
all im saying is torture is funny guys
how is this not the coolest thing ever made
next edition guys, year of the Gorruks and Morruks
I prefer iron jaws but yeah this is pretty cool
Kruleboyz ragers are so fucking cool idea
also idk if its a bug or on purpose but
the hobgrot slitta boss can bring another hobgrot slitta boss
any number of slitta boss
so you can bring 5 slitta bosses
you can also bring 1 monster
but kruleboyz have no monsters
the whoel arm ydoenst have monsters
oh my bad the big cav are monsters for ironjaws
that uh, you cant bring in a kruleboyz regiment
next balancing ill check
see if they fix it
if they dont then maybe kruleboyz are gonna get a mid edition update
They needed to be fair
Bro they got gutted in the updates
And hopefully iron jaws as well
I hope that they at least revert the boar changes because like
They are already pretty much not that meta anyway
So what's the point of nerfing them
yeah orruks in general are even worse
they got nerfed to the fucking ground its so bad
kruleboyz didnt feel fair to fight so i can understand that
like form osomeone who doesnt understand thtem it makes sense ig
butthe reason they got nerfed is because
Big Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggg
which is amazing
its pretty strong right now
Then ironjawz fix their infantry issues but now
big wahhhhhhhhhhg has always been really strong
There's no point of bringing the monsters that are literally new
yeah
big wahhhggg is ironjawz with kruleboyz wizards and shooting
kraggy and a swampshaman
Okay i understand with grots one thing on army to be mixed because they compensate for their lack of brawn with a mixture of random stuff
But literally in lore ironjawz and Kruleboyz are known to work alone and succeed
Yes they can work together but they can manage things alone because they can handle their own
yeah, the big wahhg scale is uh very fragile
and they chose the worst option and made both sides bad
to make big wahh good
kruleboyz are dependent on thier rules, and ironjawz are dependent on their units stats
Yeah in lore Kruleboyz may not be as strong as an normal orruk but they are literally such slippery bastards and so cruel that you will break first before you can find and break them
Ironjawz may not be the brightest but they could literally just dumpster just about anything with pure strength
But forcing them to work together to get the biggest success?
Man
Yeah but like lore wise them working alone is also more than enough
Like they can handle their own
Which was the thing but here
You're going to need the two of them to work together
its pretty funny that ironjaws are a pretty good wizard army
ithink they have 2 wizards>
?
They don't have a special wizard character they only have a normal one
Because the war chanter is a priest



