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dusk patrol
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Not clear how canon each is but

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Yeah

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It’s actually Portugal

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No I won’t expand

storm jungle
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this isnt mass effect you piece of shi-

gray umbra
plush mason
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cyberstand: bombs a city on super earth
super earth's government: attacks cyberstand but never actually finishes the cyborgs off and leaves them to regain strength

storm jungle
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Dont forget also brainwashes and enslaves them

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then they are like "how could they attack us for this!"

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lol

misty vector
outer wave
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Honestly I wonder which of these factions would be the best to live as

dusk patrol
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None

outer wave
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If there even is a best

storm jungle
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Im an absolute Automaton stan tho because metal armies are based so no comment.

dusk patrol
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They all suck

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Everyone sucks now

storm jungle
dusk patrol
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It’s a metaphor for your sex life

misty vector
storm jungle
misty vector
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automaton sweep

storm jungle
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HEART STEEL. WE KILL.

outer wave
storm jungle
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Oh yeah 100% lol

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but like again

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i dont blame them

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super-earth is absolutely terrible

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lmfao

gray umbra
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Sounds unpatriotic

storm jungle
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also they black/red look cool so they win the argument

crisp heath
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Reported to unpatriotic division

misty vector
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the cyborgs started the war precisely because super earth didnt want to give them freedom

dusk patrol
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At the end of the day there’s tons of innocents being caught in the crossfire and now it’s literally just, everyone so evil, with people suffering for a war started long before they were born

vagrant fox
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Man I want to play as an automaton hulk though, coolest shit I ever saw

gray umbra
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Communism* chadgryn

storm jungle
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so

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Also TANKS

outer wave
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This is a bad idea

dusk patrol
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The lesson here is, peace makes for shitty video games

plush mason
gray umbra
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I like fighting the automatons so i can run commando + jetpack

storm jungle
dusk patrol
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I probably dislike bugs the most for fighting

crisp heath
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LMFAOOOO

misty vector
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the illuminate and automaton should team up though

dusk patrol
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Jsut kinda boring imo

outer wave
dusk patrol
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But the Illuminate and Bots are fun

storm jungle
crisp heath
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That’s my friends name @plush mason

gray umbra
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Im a turret spammer

plush mason
vagrant fox
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Bugs are tedious to fight, just a bunch of little idiots running up to you and crippling your limbs

dusk patrol
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Can’t wait for the Illuminate to get more stuff

crisp heath
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I stalk my furry lover here sometimes

storm jungle
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based

outer wave
storm jungle
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not even hunters

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those fucking dark red commaner bugs

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THAT JUST

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WONT DIE

gray umbra
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That tongue flicking me across the battlefield

storm jungle
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HOLY SHIT

dusk patrol
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I don’t hate them but yeah they’re much more basic

misty vector
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i love the bots because you can set up a line to defend and its the coolest feeling

vagrant fox
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there is no enemy I dislike more than this little bug cuckold

dusk patrol
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Compared to bots and Illumiante which let you do more interesting things

crisp heath
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@plush mason I’ve been sick Sitgryn

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VC

gray umbra
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You really just run mass firepower with bugs

outer wave
storm jungle
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that + anti-tank turret

plush mason
gray umbra
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I like to pop them in their lil face with a single shot

dusk patrol
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I just kill them with rockets smh

storm jungle
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they become actually managable

dusk patrol
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The best crowd control is death

vagrant fox
misty vector
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the hmg emplacement is peak for bots

dusk patrol
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Illuminate I enjoy but yeah they need more stuff soon here which I assume is gonna be soon

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I like how they have less armor

storm jungle
plush mason
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honestly the whole stalker line of bugs from leapers to hunters to finally stalkers are just the most cancer units in the bug roaster

vagrant fox
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Spear + energy shield is peak, most fun

storm jungle
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I cant complain much tho because farming materials babyyyyy

dusk patrol
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Let’s you use different weapons

outer wave
storm jungle
outer wave
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The jetpack guys especially

gray umbra
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Striders are easy to deal with once you figure out you can just take out a leg segment

storm jungle
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which explains A LOT

outer wave
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BASED!!!!

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NO WONDER

storm jungle
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YEP

vagrant fox
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$wagged up

outer wave
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THIS GAME IS GOOD ONLY WHEN FATSHARK IS INVOLVED

storm jungle
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lmfao

outer wave
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LETS GOOOO

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Anyway, the walkers are also fun

gray umbra
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Shoot the jetpack and they go down pretty easily

plush mason
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they both use the same game engine lol

outer wave
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I think the jamming effect is neat but thats all they got going

storm jungle
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its EXTREMELY ammo efficient

gray umbra
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But theyre a pain in the ass the more there is

storm jungle
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well that or the revolver for a headshot if you can aim

gray umbra
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I still prefer my kamizake bot jetpack boys

dusk patrol
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I just use the machine gun tbh

storm jungle
dusk patrol
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Shreds everything

vagrant fox
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I like the anti-mat rifle, just onetap the jetpack 4head

storm jungle
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especially if oyu aim at their head

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with how big the beam is its almost instant death

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ive never not used it against them

outer wave
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Pretty nice tbh

dusk patrol
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It’s so good against them

outer wave
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God I hope this game gets actual melee

storm jungle
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doubt it

outer wave
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Weapons I mean

storm jungle
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oh lol

dusk patrol
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I think the melee weapons we have are as close as it’s gonna get

storm jungle
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yeah that

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its way too clunky for it

outer wave
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Not you know, Darktide level melee mechanics

plush mason
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i run the senator sidearm always

outer wave
dusk patrol
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Tbh you can

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It’s kinda a meme but

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You can definitely do well with the melee rn

outer wave
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Constitution?

dusk patrol
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Bleh

outer wave
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Is it Constitution? Because I have done that

dusk patrol
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Fuck that gun

outer wave
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I have done melee charges with that thing

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Its silly and dumb but its fun

vagrant fox
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Stun baton is fun for melee, you just beat them all like a yankee cop

dusk patrol
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But yes you can do meme builds

plush mason
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both because it can pen heavy army and it obligates me to make at least one senator armstrong joke per mission

outer wave
dusk patrol
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It does

outer wave
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HRMMMMM

dusk patrol
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Same as the spear

vagrant fox
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It does and they're stunned

outer wave
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Okay okay

dusk patrol
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You have to use the F key or whatever to get the damage bonus

outer wave
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Damn maybe I should've picked it up

dusk patrol
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From the armor

outer wave
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Gotcha

dusk patrol
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Might have been fixed but

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That was a bug with it

vagrant fox
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I've taken out swarms of chargers with the stun spear, it's cool as hell

plush mason
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the baton is better when you are swarmed and the spear can keep a few at a distance

gray umbra
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Im waiting for a mod to covert thr baton into a sandal

plush mason
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lmao

gray umbra
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Would be peak

plush mason
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or a rolled up newspaper

outer wave
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Chancla....

arctic talon
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the Obelisk™️

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Anyways Bugs are literally the most boring fucking faction in the game

outer wave
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They're an easy faction to jump into I think but yeah

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I just wish their Hunters didnt combo you while mid dive

arctic talon
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Hunters are the only threatening part

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of the entire faction which is sort of a shame

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also bile titans ig

outer wave
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Im not that great at the game but I do find chargers to be decently threatening as well as Brood Commanders

arctic talon
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Brood commanders are scary because of the shit they summon on top of themselves

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but yeah thats true

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Chargers can mess with whatever you're planning

outer wave
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I do wish the bile nurses that do artillery shots on you were more threatening

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Or could shoot down Eagles if you're reckless with throwing out strats around

arctic talon
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tbh they could just

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speed up the smaller bugs again lol

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The speed nerf really did a lot in making them less spooky

gray umbra
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They're only hard when u run with freshies with 0 anti armor

arctic talon
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bugs?

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yeah

gray umbra
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Yeah

outer wave
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Yeaaaah

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I find the smaller bugs threatening only because leaving them alone will likely mean another bug breach will happen soon

arctic talon
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The fact the small ones are so slow now is like

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not great

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anyways

gray umbra
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I still think its hilarious when it manages to catch you and you just

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Evaporate

arctic talon
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I do feel like the "intent" of the devs is for

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bugs-> bots -> illuminate

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for easiest to hardest

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but rn illuminate is at the bottom because they're missing most of their roster

outer wave
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Mhmmm

arctic talon
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anyways they should add Hulks shooting flares

dusk patrol
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Narp

outer wave
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It fires 3 flares per second

dusk patrol
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Illuminate rn are fairly easy too cause it’s so easy to stop them from calling in forces

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There’s only one way they can and it’s easy to deal with

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Ignoring spawn events

arctic talon
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tbh bring back the shielded snitch from HD1

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and the invisible snitch

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Also the fact the urban layouts are like

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extremely overpowered in Helldiver favor

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lots of supplies + anti air batteries

dusk patrol
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Yeah

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Tbh though I don’t hate them being like

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Baseline harder to deal with but also easier to stop reinforcements

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I’m sure they’ll mix it up more though

arctic talon
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fair

opaque coyote
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Honestly I'm halfway convinced Dr. Doom wants to hatefuck Richard Reeds

gray umbra
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im all for it

gray umbra
rose thorn
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He might be why I play marvel rivals

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PEAK character

opaque coyote
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Y'know the funniest thing is that

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Technically the Thing actually caused his face to be damaged in the main 616 universe

dusk patrol
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Thing got his powers cause Reeds research

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Reed is his friend

opaque coyote
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So Doom literally hates Richard for something he technically didn't even do

dusk patrol
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Ergo, RICHARDS

opaque coyote
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I shouldn't have doubted the absolute logic of Dr. Doom

dusk patrol
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Anyways he’s shown he’s willing to share the hate with the rest of the 4

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Except Sue

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dusk patrol
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He shares something else with her

opaque coyote
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May I rot in Latveria's wonderful prisons

rose thorn
dusk patrol
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No chance he doesn’t

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rose thorn
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His design is FIRE

opaque coyote
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Maybe I should try Marvel Rivals tbh

spare osprey
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It was Doom 2099 tho

opaque coyote
spare osprey
dusk patrol
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Doom is Doom

spare osprey
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I play it with 4 of my friends

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Blast

spare osprey
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Also drags me into incredibly mind numbing rage

gray umbra
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oh wait is he out now?

rose thorn
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How do you describe Dr dooms political

rose thorn
opaque coyote
gray umbra
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😦

opaque coyote
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I love it.

rose thorn
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It will be after the thing and

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I wanna say captain combustible

opaque coyote
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Makes the magic part more apparent too.

rose thorn
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HUMAN TORCH

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I wonder if they will use the gay one or straight one

gray umbra
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flaming torch

opaque coyote
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Like Doom's design has always been more about the Science instead of magic

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opaque coyote
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So it's nice to see a Doom design lean more towards the magical side of things

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Y'know?

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rose thorn
spare osprey
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Doom who’s using magic and doom who’s using science

rose thorn
rose thorn
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It’s his whole thing

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He’s a witch that uses science

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opaque coyote
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Doom's main backstory is him literally making a machine to go into Hell

spare osprey
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2099 vs the “normal” version

opaque coyote
spare osprey
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And both of them are using different villains to cause havoc

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I think normal doom helped out Dracula

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To cause eternal night

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And now black panther is a vampire

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It’s a CRAZY story

arctic talon
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They're not using either of the shown off dooms I'd assume

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I think they're going to bring in a third doom

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who thinks he's THE BEST DOOM

gray umbra
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are they going to add blade

arctic talon
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Maybe

dusk patrol
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It’s entirely possible

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arctic talon
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We know there’s some bait leaked characters

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His model was leaked

arctic talon
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But the rest of the fantastic 4 are confirmed

arctic talon
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Nvm then

spare osprey
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And he’s shown up in this recent Dracula story

gray umbra
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noice

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as much as i love my captain america i need my obligatory edgelord dps

arctic talon
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Morbius gets name dropped

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By Spider-Man

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gray umbra
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oh sweet liberty

storm jungle
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Almost perfect

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but no cigar

arctic talon
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Watch them turn the human torch into a support/j

storm jungle
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the human torch's only purpose is to be Doom's fireplace

languid meadow
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Still wish reed was a tank

opaque coyote
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He's a Monarch. He literally calls himself a king. So he'd be in the Authoritarian side of the political compass.

I think he's more Left considering that there's literally no hunger, free high quality healthcare, etc.

arctic talon
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Reed is like

opaque coyote
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Why didn't it reply

arctic talon
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The tankiest fucking duelist

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In existence

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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Doom is authoritarian left leaning

rose thorn
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American left right?

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Not like

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Spain left

arctic talon
rose thorn
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Lmao

crystal forum
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please kill me

arctic talon
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Stay safe

languid meadow
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How cold is it for you?

crystal forum
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not cold just snow

gray umbra
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oof

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you got awd?

crystal forum
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-5 or some shit

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no

rose thorn
gray umbra
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best of luck gamer

humble shoal
crystal forum
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i hate snow

gray umbra
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avoid hills n shit

languid meadow
spare osprey
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Ultron is a support tho

crystal forum
rose thorn
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He loves nature, he loves diversity, he does oppose the death sentence

languid meadow
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The plains and wind baby

humble shoal
languid meadow
rose thorn
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He instead puts people in his medieval super prison

languid meadow
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they did ultron so well so far

humble shoal
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he's a traditionalist, yet forward thinking

opaque coyote
# rose thorn American left right?

It's also fairly isolated as well with little trade in the outside world. So most of the products, food, etc. Are made by Latveria... and Doom (especially for technology).

languid meadow
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Marvel rivals Ultron design

opaque coyote
humble shoal
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why does he got speakers

rose thorn
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People are unbelievably horny for Ultron

crystal forum
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ultron was so lame in the movie

rose thorn
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I’ve only seen him in the movies

rose thorn
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And people still circle jerked his movie appearance

arctic talon
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Tbf

rose thorn
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Which was dragged down by fake millennial humor

arctic talon
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He looks cool

humble shoal
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ultron was lame in media in general

arctic talon
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And his voice acting is good

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His voice is good too

humble shoal
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amazo is better

rose thorn
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What’s ultron’s whole thing besides robot supremacy

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much as I love James spader Ultron

viral halo
dapper gyro
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Utron was the only good part in that Avenger movie.

opaque coyote
languid meadow
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People want Rams VA to do him but idk

humble shoal
arctic talon
crystal forum
arctic talon
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Ultron was an ego project

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dapper gyro
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Otherwise, Avenger 2 movie is bad imo.

crystal forum
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i like the part where quicksilver dies

humble shoal
crystal forum
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somehow 20mm shells dont go through him

viral halo
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The only good part of the MCU were captain america winter soldier and the daredevil series tbh

arctic talon
languid meadow
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I hope we do get Hank but idk how they would do it

arctic talon
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Also Ultron sometimes is good

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The current Ultron iirc is a good guy

humble shoal
spare osprey
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Mhm

rose thorn
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PYM

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Ant man

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First ant man

rose thorn
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OH

humble shoal
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Amazo>Ultron

spare osprey
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Before the MCU Ultron was made by ant man and iron man

rose thorn
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I thoguht uhhh, iron man made him

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Ah

arctic talon
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That’s only mcu

spare osprey
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Not iron man and hulk

arctic talon
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Ultrons other gimmick is that he always comes back

spare osprey
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It’s why Ultron head is like any man’s helmet

humble shoal
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I have some bootlegged version of it somewhere

arctic talon
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He doesn’t fucking die

rose thorn
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I need to erase all MCU media from my mind

crystal forum
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the problem with ultron is that for a robot he wasn't very smart

arctic talon
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It makes sense in the comics

gray umbra
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ultrons got a fat radiator

humble shoal
arctic talon
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He’s a literal ego project

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Lol

humble shoal
arctic talon
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Of course he isn’t a genius

languid meadow
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I think thats the point, like he hates humanity but he is incredibly human

arctic talon
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^

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He’s made by an ego centric dickbag to one up Tony stark

rose thorn
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Lmao

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Mhm

arctic talon
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Which is saying a lot

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Because Tony is already a massive piece of shit

spare osprey
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But that’s an actual character

arctic talon
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With a huge ego

gray umbra
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imagine if disney acquired fnaf and they put freddy fazbear into marvel rivals

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i watched the movie, its a big meme

spare osprey
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BEHOLD

arctic talon
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But marvel rivals seems to take from the comics almost entirely

spare osprey
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PURPLE MAN

gray umbra
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sweet liberty

arctic talon
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And nothing from the mcu lol

crystal forum
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screw that imagine if they put golden freddy in the next avengers

languid meadow
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My fav Iron man ngl

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bro is just evil

crystal forum
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speaking of which, at this point the next avengers will all be geriatric

dapper gyro
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Tony Stark in most comics is really a big asshole.

languid meadow
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Gives daredevil his sight back just to take it away

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arctic talon
gray umbra
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tony stark was an asshole in the movies tbh

dapper gyro
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Even the nicer versions are still assholes.

arctic talon
rose thorn
gray umbra
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oh for sure

arctic talon
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Tony stark in the movies is nicer then the nicest comic stark lol

crystal forum
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robert downey jr just exudes so much cock energy that we're blinded from the assholeiness

gray umbra
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i think i just hate billionaires

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i love robert downey jr tho

arctic talon
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Which is fine

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I like MCU iron man

rocky gale
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Was just trying the Doom Match mode in Rivals, why is it filled with the sweatiest nerds

humble shoal
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yeah downey iron man was way more likeable than comics

dapper gyro
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I think the Anime Marvel series has the nicest Tony, still asshole.

gray umbra
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competitive game lol

spare osprey
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Cook everything

humble shoal
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hell the avengers animated series stark was nicer than comics stark

gray umbra
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i need to play rivals more but ive been sidequested by a million games

languid meadow
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god looking at hanks ant man suit made me frown I forgot how it looked for a bit

arctic talon
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Also Tony is like

gray umbra
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i have friends stuck in plat, i guess that's rivals's version of silver in league

rocky gale
arctic talon
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Kind of a sexist jerk in the comics lol

opaque coyote
spare osprey
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I’ll genuinely stand by that earths mightiest heroes is the best marvel ever

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Love it

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Avengers twilight is also a really good comic run

rocky gale
crystal forum
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just play darktide smh

dusk patrol
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Stan Lee literally set out to make Tony a complete asshole

dapper gyro
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Yes, that's the point of Tony character.

gray umbra
dusk patrol
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And as unlikable as he could and still make people like him

dapper gyro
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Making a likeable asshole.

arctic talon
gray umbra
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i think the concept of a meta ruined gaming

dusk patrol
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He’s a alcoholic sexist womanizing billionaire arms dealer

gray umbra
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burn the internet

spare osprey
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It’s still crazy to think how low in marvel the avengers were before the MCU

arctic talon
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I mean

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Some of them were notable

dusk patrol
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A nepobaby even

arctic talon
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But yeah most of them were B listers aside from Hulk

spare osprey
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Yeah

dusk patrol
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I would say Cap was about as big

arctic talon
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Captain America is also yeah

dusk patrol
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He’s much bigger now

arctic talon
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Big

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humble shoal
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indeed

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2nd not so much

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Couldn’t get into it

humble shoal
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didn't play the second

arctic talon
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Also thor was decently popular

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Ig

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But the best marvel game

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Ever

dapper gyro
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Thor was almost always popular.

arctic talon
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Ultimate Marvel vs capcom 3

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Not debatable

dusk patrol
dapper gyro
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Black Widow is a B tier, but show up in so many comics.

gray umbra
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booba

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One of the more than likely true ones

dusk patrol
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Punisher has also always been pretty big but he had a lot of movies prior to the MCU and was a hard fit

spare osprey
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Is so funny

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Fucking Hit Monkey

dapper gyro
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Older Black Widow designs are way more modest than other at the time.

arctic talon
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Why didn’t Tony just do the iron man infinite combo on Thanos

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Smh

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dapper gyro
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80s and 90s X-men is where all of the horny was

dusk patrol
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Me, checking why Tony doesn’t just give his easily made suits of armor to all the normal avengers.

spare osprey
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Only does it after they die

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Smh

rose thorn
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ITS

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SO FUCKING GOOD

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THE HULU SHOW

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AAAAAA

dusk patrol
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Somehow Rhodey was the only one who got fucked up

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rose thorn
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Hitmonkey is one of the best Marvel shows ever mdae

rose thorn
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its stupid how well they did it and how emotionally mature it is

rose thorn
arctic talon
rose thorn
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now i want hitmoneky and uhhhh

dapper gyro
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Because they don't need to play safe with "disposable" characters.

rose thorn
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if orgot his name

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I want Hit monkey and cyclops tbh. That’s my wish list

rose thorn
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THERES A SEASONS 2?!?!?

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shit

spare osprey
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Oh shoot

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Also Anihilus

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My goat

rose thorn
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Hit Monkey (and probably Yuki) would be so fun

dusk patrol
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He could give black widow a boob window and assless armor if he really needs to

spare osprey
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Feel the breeze

rose thorn
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i want scorpion

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i competley forgot his beef with spiderman tbh

dapper gyro
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Dr Oc is a classic pick.

arctic talon
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Wonder if we’ll get another unconventional tank

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Like strange

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And magneto ig

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Though marvel rivals magneto is fucking built

rose thorn
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apparenlty marvel's classic horror media (ie dracula) is really good

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i am very excited for dracula

dapper gyro
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Aside from the 2000s X-men, Magneto has always been a super fit guy.

rose thorn
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i love hwo rivals does boomers

arctic talon
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Well he’s beyond fit

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For rivals

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He’s like a weightlifter

arctic talon
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He has huge bulging muscles

humble shoal
arctic talon
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He also never uses his giant muscular hands for anything

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He just does his magnet stuff

storm jungle
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To be fair

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im 99% sure most of us would do the same

arctic talon
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Well yeah

arctic talon
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But still he’s got huge muscles and never uses them lol

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rose thorn
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amamadite?

arctic talon
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Yes

storm jungle
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Yeah

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rose thorn
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i forgot how its spelled

storm jungle
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he has done it since the first movie

dapper gyro
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I want the Midnight Sons or the Legion of Monster team.

storm jungle
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he can literally take the iron in your blood

rose thorn
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I COMPLETLEY FORGOT

storm jungle
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and form small nails from it

languid meadow
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no bones

spare osprey
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It’s why iron man gets fucked always lol

rose thorn
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WHY DID THEY SEND WOLVERINE AFTER HIM LMAO

arctic talon
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It depends on the continuity

storm jungle
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yeah Magneto is like

arctic talon
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What he can control

storm jungle
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extremely OP

spare osprey
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All he needs is some copper wires

storm jungle
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^

arctic talon
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But sometimes he controls the concept of magnetism

queen laurel
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He can actually just manipulate magnetic fields

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Not just materials

arctic talon
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Not just like

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Normal materials

rose thorn
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professor x is like 'fuck boy go kill your hard counter'

storm jungle
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its hilarious

arctic talon
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Professor x is saving his holocaust beam for next round

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It’s his ult

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rose thorn
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HAAHAHAHAH

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I fucking love magneto

rose thorn
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I FORGOT

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AAHAHAH

dapper gyro
rose thorn
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i need to get the video

arctic talon
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Magneto rivals is super fucking buff

rose thorn
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queen laurel
rose thorn
storm jungle
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chad

humble shoal
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indeed

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love magneto

storm jungle
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same, hes based af

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Charles is a fucking loser

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X-Mansion blows up for the 103904th time

spare osprey
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I’m loving X-men 97 magneto too

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“Don’t make me let you down”

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God he’s so cool

queen laurel
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The FEAR MAGNETO voiceline is peak

viral halo
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Magneto rocks

rose thorn
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i forgot was magneto trying to kill all non mutants, give mutants rights, or make everyone into a mutant

dusk patrol
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No he metals

storm jungle
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Magneto is metal

arctic talon
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Usually it’s one or three

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Rn it’s two

dusk patrol
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There’s a lot of different versions lol

storm jungle
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Yeah hes usually very justified about it lol

arctic talon
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Yeah

dusk patrol
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Some more unhinged than others

rose thorn
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lmao

arctic talon
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The genocidal magnetos aren’t justifiable because genocide

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The other ones he’s just the extreme end

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Of mutant rights

queen laurel
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Yeah he's usually on the mutants are living creatures that deserves respect

dapper gyro
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The dream of Magneto is MHA.

dusk patrol
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The real rarity is Iceman at his fully realized power.

rose thorn
#

it was Magneto, Dr Doom, and one other person that people put under 'villian who is usually in the right'

dusk patrol
#

Well

storm jungle
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Doom is not right

dusk patrol
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Idk about that

storm jungle
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hes more just badass

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Magneto is pretty justifiable most of the time tho

spare osprey
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Think rivals magneto has gone full peacekeeper, with Krakoa and all

queen laurel
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Yeah he's a raging egomaniac

dusk patrol
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I think he’s understandable

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Idk about justifiable

dapper gyro
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Killing people I don't think is justifiable.

rose thorn
#

same

arctic talon
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Yeah

dusk patrol
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He’s basically always willing to sacrifice thousands to millions of innocents or more even

arctic talon
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He’s just a dick

dapper gyro
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Especially that not every normal human are against mutants in most continuities.

rose thorn
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i love doctor doom since hes on the border of 'completely right to the point the fantastic 4 is the villians' but he also is basically bed mates with satan

spare osprey
rose thorn
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wiat no his mom is banging satan

queen laurel
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His ego is so assured of himself that one time he passes his test from a god, the test was to admit that reed was the best scientist

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He laughed

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And passed himself

rose thorn
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HHAHAHAH

queen laurel
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And the god went

#

Alright

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I wasn't familiar with your game

storm jungle
#

Doom is literally only right because hes a gigachad

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otherwise yeah nah LMAO

rose thorn
#

His kingdom is so good just because he demands its perfect

dusk patrol
#

Doom is sometimes right in that he’s found himself to be the only way earth survives, but he also hasn’t seen every possibility

dapper gyro
#

Magneto represent the minority terrorist group against other minority population.

spare osprey
#

The drip is just too good man

winter vessel
rose thorn
#

hes like, realistically petty

dusk patrol
#

He’s seen millions but there’s infinite possibilities

dapper gyro
#

But he used the speech that everyone hate him.

dusk patrol
#

Sometimes Doom is similarly a lot more

spare osprey
dusk patrol
#

Petty and whatever

spare osprey
#

This man’s fucking game

rose thorn
#

HAHAHAHUFUYDF BJN

languid meadow
#

When DOOM became the fucking sorcerer supreme

arctic talon
dusk patrol
#

Wish they made his cape green

queen laurel
#

Well sometimes i understand him

spare osprey
queen laurel
#

In a story one time he was planning to quit but

winter vessel
queen laurel
#

And even promised to stop attacking the fantastic four

rose thorn
#

my partner was like 'bro dr doom is right hes the hero' until i mentioned one off that he is Romani

dusk patrol
queen laurel
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Until the human torch slept with his wife

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He got very reasonably mad

rose thorn
#

never mention romani to europeans, biggest mistake of my life

arctic talon
#

Doom will bring peace to the Balkans

spare osprey
arctic talon
#

All will become Latvaria

languid meadow
dusk patrol
queen laurel
winter vessel
spare osprey
dusk patrol
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They fuck

dapper gyro
#

The number of people Storm slept with...

#

50% of the female in Marvel are swingers.

dusk patrol
#

Starfire and Storm, fighting for biggest slut in comics

dapper gyro
#

In DC, the number is up yto 90%.

dusk patrol
#

Wonder Woman has gone through half the league

winter vessel
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The last thing Dr.Doom sees in Rivals:

dusk patrol
#

Depending on the comic

arctic talon
#

What’s that one time a writer didn’t know who doom was

dusk patrol
#

Her and Superman is such a cursed pairing I always hate it

arctic talon
#

And made doom racist

#

💀

humble shoal
rose thorn
storm jungle
#

As ever FYI Reed Richards is a fucking loser

dapper gyro
storm jungle
#

DOOM™️ is eternal

rose thorn
queen laurel
winter vessel
rose thorn
#

Reed is fucking unbearable

#

as a person

humble shoal
arctic talon
languid meadow
dusk patrol
arctic talon
#

It got retcon’d into being a malfunctioning doombot

#

Lol

rose thorn
#

LMAO

arctic talon
#

But yeah doom was racist for a bit in one run

dusk patrol
#

Least revealing and sexualized New 52 Starfire panel

rose thorn
#

AHAHAYAYA\

dusk patrol
#

I’m only half joking

arctic talon
#

Why is the kid there lmao

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rose thorn
arctic talon
rose thorn
#

its a direct 1-1 connection

arctic talon
#

The general idea of the scene is sound

#

The execution

#

Uh

spare osprey
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Yeah

arctic talon
#

💀

dapper gyro
#

Fun fact, Kitty Pride in the 2000s X-men is now a man.

arctic talon
#

She crashes out

arctic talon
#

Or

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#

Cause yeah

opaque coyote
dapper gyro
#

The actress/actor

arctic talon
#

Ah

winter vessel
spare osprey
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Ik him mainly from umbrella academy tbh

storm jungle
dapper gyro
winter vessel
opaque coyote
dusk patrol
#

She fucks

arctic talon
#

The infamous panel

dusk patrol
rose thorn
#

if they add any more bug themed characters ill play rivals

arctic talon
#

Before you ask the writer for this run was black

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So

dusk patrol
#

Generally it’s played more like

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

Yeah

dusk patrol
#

She’s in love with Robin and over shares

rose thorn
#

my alarms went off for a second

arctic talon
#

And she you know

dusk patrol
#

But sometimes it’s just

opaque coyote
arctic talon
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Hits the slur button in response

winter vessel
opaque coyote
dusk patrol
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It’s a mix, but she is pretty unaware a lot of times

spare osprey
queen laurel
rose thorn
#

also WHAT IS THE CONTEXT

opaque coyote
#

Idk why I like the hair but I do

spare osprey
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best villain ever

rose thorn
#

lmao

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rose thorn
#

oh yeah bets on hydra ever being in Marvel Rivals

#

id die laughing if we get red skull

arctic talon
#

We have a Hydra Map

spare osprey
#

yeah

rose thorn
#

OH SHIT REALLY?

arctic talon
#

Yes

winter vessel
#

Yes

arctic talon
#

It’s got hail hydra posters

spare osprey
#

mhm

#

and that one dude

arctic talon
#

The devs are Chinese so the whole Nazi association isn’t as big of a deal

spare osprey
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with a tv in his stomach

arctic talon
#

Yeah Zola

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#

that's the guy

queen laurel
#

Yeah they do not hold back

spare osprey
#

i wanna see zemo

arctic talon
#

Though are Hydra Nazis in the comics?

winter vessel
#

The baron

arctic talon
#

They’re like

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

Their own weird cult thing

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

They formed out of the Nazis

#

Iirc right

rose thorn
spare osprey
queen laurel
#

What do they worship

arctic talon
#

In any case yeah they could def just put red skull in

arctic talon
spare osprey
#

Red skull tried to overthrow hitler, then the alien stuff came in

rose thorn
#

unironically hydra are based off like a real life nazi group

arctic talon
#

It’s what you’re trying to stop in the Hydra map

#

From breaking out

winter vessel
queen laurel
#

Yeah that

arctic talon
#

I don’t know it’s name

#

Anyways Bucky’s arm also has like

#

Tentacles

rose thorn
#

also Hydra are basically one for one what the Shockers are in Kamen Rider

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rose thorn
#

god i love kamen rider

terse kestrel
#

Are truskans just canadians

rose thorn
spare osprey
#

they did a story with him in that one shield show

arctic talon
opaque coyote
#

Cut one head, two more come up

rose thorn
# rose thorn

A god the Shockers (japanese nazi group) have been fucking around with created nazi alien Hitler starfish

arctic talon
#

An actual Hydra character would go crazy lol

#

Red skull would go crazier

#

Since he’s you know

#

An actual Nazi

spare osprey
#

i would love modok

rose thorn
#

I kinda would want Red Skull to be support lol

#

it would be so funny

arctic talon
#

Red skull, Bucky, magneto team up

queen laurel
#

He would be To be fair

arctic talon
#

💀

spare osprey
queen laurel
winter vessel
rose thorn
#

"THE NAZI ISNT FUCKING HEALING ME RAAAAAAAAA"

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

Tbh

#

They’re gona do the tentacle themeing

#

For Hydra

#

We’ve seen Bucky’s arm which is a modified Hydra thing

opaque coyote
#

Actually wait I have a cool idea now.

Red Skull but he's a Dinosaur man.

Imagine him with like a fucking red dinosaur skull

#

That sounds cool as shit

arctic talon
#

Thing explodes into a bunch of tentacles

#

And has like a squid beak grappling hook

rose thorn
#

i just want redskull to have his stupid fucking nazi pistol

spare osprey
#

if they put in red skull i would honestly be all for the idea of rival abilities, like you get certain things if the enemy team has a character

rose thorn
opaque coyote
spare osprey
#

cause magneto and red skull is the easiest one

opaque coyote
#

Pirate Nazis

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

In any case

#

I think adding more villainous characters would be neat

rose thorn
arctic talon
#

None of the roster are straight up super evil people rn

opaque coyote
#

It's based off of a comic universe. I want Red Skull to be a Pirate Nazi Hydra man

arctic talon
#

Like

winter vessel
#

What, add jigsaw?

arctic talon
#

This isn’t even a version of magneto who’s evil

dusky scroll
#

How long does a space marine suit last before needing.. maintenance?

arctic talon
#

I guess Hela is evil

dusk patrol
#

A long time though

arctic talon
rose thorn
#

Shes a god so shes just a bithc

dusky scroll
#

I don't mean like repair or just chucking out old stinky poo.

dusk patrol
#

They can last for thousands of years with minimal repairs if they’re not severely damaged

winter vessel
#

High Evolutionary maybe? That guy’s a prick in every universe he’s in

dusk patrol
#

Their cores last a goofy long time

dusky scroll
#

Like, Food and water and Power (Battery swap).

arctic talon
opaque coyote
rose thorn
#

let me ask my friend what hela even did in the movies

arctic talon
#

Which is just evil

dusk patrol
rose thorn
#

He unironically watched all the thor movies

arctic talon
dusk patrol
#

If you do sus membrane

arctic talon
#

And kills a bunch of people

rose thorn
#

ah

dusk patrol
#

Much longer

arctic talon
#

And plans on taking over the universe

storm jungle
#

not people stealing purses and shit

rose thorn
#

my brain keeps crossing the marvel and dc wires

dusky scroll
opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

Doom isn’t playable

winter vessel
opaque coyote
dusk patrol
opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

Doesn’t count

dusk patrol
#

And shit

arctic talon
#

If Ultron is genocidal

#

Then he’s the first real villainous character

opaque coyote
rose thorn
#

GREEN GOBLIN

#

WE NEEEEED HIM

dusky scroll
#

Pellet shape goes in, pellet shape comes out... I guess

storm jungle
#

Ultron spent like

#

5s on the internet

#

and decided we need to be wiped out

#

i legit do not blame him

arctic talon
#

Which version of Ultron

#

Is my question tbh

storm jungle
#

Yes.

winter vessel
arctic talon
#

If it’s the good version of Ultron

#

That would lowkey be lame

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

If they cook up their own version

opaque coyote
arctic talon
#

I’d be fine with it

#

If it’s the mcu Ultron

#

I’m killing myself

winter vessel
rose thorn
#

They could add kraven the hunter

#

he had a dogshit movie tho

queen laurel
winter vessel
queen laurel
#

Psylocke is from demon days

arctic talon
#

It’s just Psylocke

#

I think lol

rose thorn
#

wait i want MYSTERIO (Loki 2.0)

opaque coyote
# arctic talon If it’s the mcu Ultron

Yeah the funniest thing is that

Every Ultron is created by somebody who is an asshole. Along with having his mind be based on them.

Original 616 Ultron was created by Hank Pym. Who isn't the most stable person and I think also had a drug problem.

MCU Ultron was created by Tony Stark. Who isn't the most stable person and DEFINITELY had a drug problem.

rose thorn
#

YESS

#

he was the only good part of spiderman far from home

arctic talon
queen laurel
arctic talon
#

LOL

#

I wish she had a skin for her hat

winter vessel
#

Azazel maybe?

opaque coyote
# arctic talon Hank pym had a drug problem yeah

Yeah so both Ultrons were created and based off of people who were egotistical and had a drug problem.

And then MCU Ultron looked at the internet and went insane.

And 616 Ultron... Just went insane and also developed an Oedipus Complex

#

He didn't even have any alternative triggers. Man just suddenly crashed out of nowhere

#

Also proves how fucked up Hank Pym is

spare osprey
#

“Earth can only be peaceful if humanity is gone”

rose thorn
#

apparently hela wasnt that evil, she was literally owed the kingdom and her dad thought she was too war hungry so he locked her away

queen laurel
winter vessel
#

think she could’ve persuaded pre-earth Thor to side with her?

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