The US Military doesn't even give insurance for ear damage by gunfire
#40k-lore-chat
spark zenith
"your hearing loss was not service related for the legio titanica does not fall under the juristiction of the astra militarum"
arctic talon
“The secutarii are fine why are you complaining”
opaque coyote
"your hearing loss was not service related for the legio titanica does not fall ...
Yeah there's a planet where IG go so that they get treated for PTSD
dusky scroll
So to summarize, Necrons also at risk of getting whacked by Chaos and tyranids can't survive them either even with warp shadow thing?
opaque coyote
"Coincidentally" it's also a servitor making planet
arctic talon
So to summarize, Necrons also at risk of getting whacked by Chaos and tyranids c...
Nids usually get rolled by Necrons
Oh wait
Yeah chaos can run over nids
The thing is the shadow in the warp only matters if you’re a weak stupid material being
spark zenith
"Coincidentally" it's also a servitor making planet
how peculiar, how do they get ahold of so many heretics for combat servitors?
opaque coyote
The thing is the shadow in the warp only matters if you’re a weak stupid materia...
Doesn't it make Daemons weaker though?
arctic talon
The shadow in the warp lore wise doesn’t effect daemons too much
arctic talon
Doesn't it make Daemons weaker though?
Barely
opaque coyote
Oh
arctic talon
Only that one hive fleet
Who’s adapted to fighting daemons
And they need nid psykers to boost the shadow further
spark zenith
if i was in a titan legion they would shoot my ass because i would blast the titan war horn all the time
arctic talon
It’s like a banishment ritual
arctic talon
if i was in a titan legion they would shoot my ass because i would blast the tit...
Nah
You’re based
The other princeps love that shit
Hit the horn again
Also you can always blame your titan lol
opaque coyote
And they need nid psykers to boost the shadow further
I'm just imagining a Daemon going on their ships and the Nids being like
arctic talon
The machine spirit made me do it
opaque coyote
"BEGONE DAEMON"
arctic talon
I lost control and it made me pull the horn instead of tearing my soul out it’s body
dusky scroll
What's stopping them (chaos) from wrecking everything then?
spark zenith
"sorry the machine spirit is tweaking, he just loves the horn"
opaque coyote
What's stopping them (chaos) from wrecking everything then?
Themselves
arctic talon
What's stopping them (chaos) from wrecking everything then?
Getting into real space
Themselves
arctic talon
Daemons slaughter each other
opaque coyote
They usually spend more of their time fighting each other
opaque coyote
The Galaxy is basically a game to them
opaque coyote
And they don't want to stop the session now.
arctic talon
It’s like a business trip arguably
You get to take a break from the Great Game
And go fucking shank some mortals
Have them worship you and summon you
Ect.
dusky scroll
Daemons slaughter each other
Daemon fighting daemon happen inside warp or in the galaxy too (material world)?
arctic talon
Inside the warp
And in the galaxy
Though some daemons can form warbands consisting of multiple chaos gods daemons
dusky scroll
So... the traitor primarchs/legions fight each other?
opaque coyote
For daemons
"COONNNNGRATILATIONS GU'LTHAR THE GENOCIDER. YOU GET AN ALL EXPENSES PAID TRIP TO THE MATERIAL REALM."
"Oh my Khorne! I would like to thank Khorne, the multiple screaming souls, and the people I just ate!"
arctic talon
So... the traitor primarchs/legions fight each other?
Yes, but not as much as daemons
The traitor legions, CSM, chaos cults Ect.
spark zenith
"COONNNNGRATILATIONS GU'LTHAR THE GENOCIDER. YOU GET AN ALL EXPENSES PAID TRIP T...
*the goonicider
arctic talon
Fight each other
arctic talon
The only daemons who don’t like business trips are ones who are busy already lol
opaque coyote
The only daemons who don’t like business trips are ones who are busy already lol
Workaholic moment
arctic talon
That one tzeentch daemon
Who gets summoned whenever someone finds out it’s name and ritual to summon it
And then immediately kills whoever has the info
spark zenith
deamons when they accidentally posses some dude whose sole job is tax returns
opaque coyote
That one tzeentch daemon
"Come on man. You need a vacation. Let some random mortal summon you already. You need a break!"
"NO. I'M BUSY. SHUT UP!"
"You've been at this for 10000 years!"
spark zenith
"my parents wouldn't let me listen to the titan legion blast their warhorns because it made me go crazy and it would make me hurt myself and others"
arctic talon
Aetaos'rau'keres
That’s his name
The true origins of the being known to some as Aetaos'rau'keres has been lost even to the scholars of the arcane in the Imperium, though the Blue Scribes chatter that this daemon lord has hunted down and extinguished every mortal soul or Warp entity that knows the truth of his nature save for his patron lord Tzeentch.
dusky scroll
But... uh, as far as I know, when Daemons die, then don't die permanently and gets resurrected in warp again. So the war between chaos gods getting stronger and stronger with time?
arctic talon
But... uh, as far as I know, when Daemons die, then don't die permanently and ge...
Yes
Chaos feeds on itself
The chaos gods wax and wane
Fighting each other
The only way to get directly stronger easily
Is to go shank people in real space and do other stuff
Which is why it’s a “business trip”
spark zenith
daemons spend 99.8% of the time fighting themselves and 00.02% of the time fighting forces in real space
thats how i heard it
celest dome
But... uh, as far as I know, when Daemons die, then don't die permanently and ge...
There are ways to kill a Daemon, like True Death one
arctic talon
daemons spend 99.8% of the time fighting themselves and 00.02% of the time fight...
Yeah pretty much
Anyways undivided warbands of daemons are hilarious
I forgot what it was called but in codex lore a bunch of daemons invaded a world that then got invaded by nids
spark zenith
oh shit yeah
arctic talon
And the last 2 greater daemons standing were a bloodthirster and keeper of secrets who hated each other
spark zenith
i remember that
spark zenith
the nids againts chaos is wild
arctic talon
In any case it’s funny because that warband of daemons appears again in the 9e codex
So I guess them all getting banished by a bunch of nids didn’t matter lol
opaque coyote
And the last 2 greater daemons standing were a bloodthirster and keeper of secre...
"Y'know... for a fucking nerd. You did actually fight decently."
"I can't exactly call you brainless either."
"...so wanna kill each other now?"
"Yes."
rose thorn
Hey does liquid nitrogen extinguish fire
outer wave
I imagine it could? It'd be incredibly cold at that point
arctic talon
Hey does liquid nitrogen extinguish fire
It does but it wouldn’t be good
It’s cold but it would mostly just vaporize
You could smother the fire like with co2 extinguishers
tough haven
"COONNNNGRATILATIONS GU'LTHAR THE GENOCIDER. YOU GET AN ALL EXPENSES PAID TRIP T...
Todays contestant on THE TITHE IS RIGHT!!!!!
opaque coyote
waiting for a day when I can use this
outer wave
shadow plover
The chuds are being very fucking normal once again
celest dome
Nature is ||not|| healing
queen laurel
The chuds are being very fucking normal once again
Bro if you see a soldier mini that has a funky looking hat and immediately think of THAT, i think that says a lot about you
Some people are incredibly good at reaching new heights of stupidity it's almost impressive
green loom
The chuds are being very fucking normal once again
....what?
shadow plover
I believe it's solely a response to the fact that the people at TC said they're leaving twitter behind and they can be found on IG and Blusky instead
queen laurel
I believe it's solely a response to the fact that the people at TC said they're ...
But bro really of all of the stupid things he says he says that
green loom
"It's not run by a weird pedo apartheid nazi so it must be a den of degeneracy"
shadow plover
and being anti Nazi-Musk is somehow bad and endorses worse things
queen laurel
i'm not surprised but like really that's what you picked to try and defame them
jesus christ
green loom
and being anti Nazi-Musk is somehow bad and endorses worse things
You should go to bsky fr
shadow plover
I post there as well, I'm kinda just hesitant to leave Twitter behind entirely because lots of friends are still only on there
queen laurel
I post there as well, I'm kinda just hesitant to leave Twitter behind entirely b...
and sometimes it is entertaining i will give it that
green loom
What a fkn cesspool though lmao
queen laurel
yep
green loom
Kind of impressive
queen laurel
Kind of impressive
yeah the only reason I don't want it to disappear is so that the people that use it just stay there
i don't want to see them on any other place
opaque coyote
Do y'all think that conspiracy theories exist in universe
For the Imperium
Like some hiver makes a theory about how
Idk
Terra doesn't exist
It's actually a sex chaos cult masquerading as the emperor
celest dome
Necromunda has some iirc
opaque coyote
Necromunda has some iirc
What are they
celest dome
Don't remember what they were though
opaque coyote
Oh
I thought about a funny idea where a tech priest browses through a noosphere conspiracy forum
And some conspiracies are like
Close to being right
And some are just batshit
Like there's one theory that's like
"The pylons in Cadia are made by Xenos who are far more advanced than mankind and are made out of living metal"
And then there's five that are like
"The Tyranids are a biological weapon conceived in Horus's Chaotic Deep State Cannibalistic Sex Ring Pizza Parlor"
wintry scarab
Do blood raven veterans have white helmets? Anyone know?
green loom
Do blood raven veterans have white helmets? Anyone know?
Yes
Or it's the same offwhite as their shoulderpads anyway
If you get Tarkus a veteran squad they all have white helmets
celest dome
flame
queen laurel
does the emperor strike u as a flamethrower lover or explosive lover
flame
small grail
2-0
ok so next question
wud emperor be a man of chaisaw blade or his og fire sword
green loom
Latter
queen laurel
fire sword
celest dome
Fire sword
queen laurel
would emperor like rocket shoes or wings
wings
small grail
ok
now some might wonder why i ask this
but wud emperor like servitor suicide bombers or lasgun chirrubs
celest dome
Cherubs
small grail
ok
celest dome
now some might wonder why i ask this
Honestly not before you wrote that specific line
small grail
yhea
now another question
now hear me out
would emperor like adeptus sororitas or the psycho killer versions of the sisters(i forgot the name
redemptia or whatever
celest dome
Neither, he only like men 
celest dome
Probably the regular Sister of Battles
small grail
Probably the regular Sister of Battles
final question
wud emperor like a tower of sauron deathbeam that shoots golden light from it
celest dome
Eh probably
green loom
Again???
static wren
there is only war or something
tough haven
So I’m trying to describe what a psyker would experience using witchsight in a area that’s haunted by a bunch of hab workers that were killed, any tips/ideas?
I was thinking that the spirits would either be angry lashing out at the material world due to being killed, and being driven and coerced to being even more violent by warp entities
Or, that they’re simply fleeing from warp entities and are lashing out out of fear and desperation
Thoughts?
Also the veil is quite weak in this area
celest dome
Maybe not their spirits, but echos, emotional imprints that repeat their death over and over again
sly ivy
Ya the souls will be long gone
(Don’t ask where they went best not 2 think about it)
Super freshly killed the soul could be in proximity eg autoseance in Eisenhorn
Otherwise imprints in the Othersea
storm jungle
This was a resolved warzone
"Guys guy Harkan Worldclaimer is a real character, honest, you need to take him seriously, we mean it this time"
Maybe he should claim himself some BITCHES
storm jungle
tough haven
Maybe not their spirits, but echos, emotional imprints that repeat their death o...
Well I want like the influence of the dead to be like fucking with machines and causing psychic phenomena and shit, also like poltergeist type stuff
tough haven
Well I want like the influence of the dead to be like fucking with machines and ...
Can warp echoes do that?
sly ivy
40k doesn’t really have ghosts
sly ivy
……
storm jungle
Bruh its fantasy
sly ivy
I walked into that
tough haven
Or would this be daemons just fucking around in a area of suffering
storm jungle
ghosts are like THE least weirdest thing lmao
storm jungle
Or would this be daemons just fucking around in a area of suffering
Very much anything.
sly ivy
Oh I thought u meant gaunt and pals
tough haven
ghosts are like THE least weirdest thing lmao
That’s what I was thinking
storm jungle
remember 40k still works by fantasy rules with a sci-fi flair
sly ivy
Yah it would be daemons more likely
storm jungle
Lmao yeah that
storm jungle
the Warp DOES leave echoes of people but remember ghosts as a concept are people stuck between two worlds as spirits that cannot really leave our world
tough haven
Also the place in question is deadass next to the fucking great rift
storm jungle
its why in movies or media they find ways to "free" said soul so the ghost can leave
etc
tough haven
I think it’s plausible some weird fuckery could be going on
sly ivy
Unless it’s in those elf anal beads or whatever
sly ivy
Soulstones
storm jungle
tough haven
its why in movies or media they find ways to "free" said soul so the ghost can l...
I think it’s more like the souls being in the area of the warp that “overlaps” with that spot in realspace
Or imprints or whatever
storm jungle
Or imprints or whatever
Basically any reason yeah.
tough haven
A daemon is probably just toying with them as a tool to fuck with realspace in a area where the veil is thin
sly ivy
I think it’s more like the souls being in the area of the warp that “overlaps” w...
Yeah the warp is made of souls but they’re constantly kind of roiling around. We have no indication that people who die in some place have souls that linger in the warp mirror of that place
Unless something tethers them
But they can imprint somehow mysteriously
tough haven
Well yeah but 40K is built on “the writers were able to kinda bs reason this out so it happens”.
sly ivy
The distinction is made somewhat in Eisenhorn
I know but they do try to be semi consistent w the metaphysics from time to time. Better than some other franchises
Yeah you can always bs some like
tough haven
Well let’s just call them “psychic imprints”
sly ivy
There’s something tethering the souls but also imprints could do much of what you’re saying I think
tough haven
Where the planes are overlapping
Or I can say a lesser daemon is keeping them here because it thinks it’s funny
sly ivy
Yah something like that?? Idk obviously you can do whatever but I’m trying to think about what seems to be the 40k feel
Like AoS, Fantasy, straight up ghosts everywhere
tough haven
The party will not be fighting a daemon though, they can’t actually solve this problem
tough haven
Yah something like that?? Idk obviously you can do whatever but I’m trying to th...
Oh the imprints aren’t visible or anything, they just interact with the surroundings, like cause doors to shut, lights to flicker, etc
arctic talon
WHY ARE THRY ALL TRAHS
The eldar one is good
Wdym
The guard one sucks ass
But the eldar one is really good
arctic talon
That’s
Old
The old one
The new one being a bunch of aspect warriors is literally fine
It’s a bunch of specialized elite units
arctic talon
The wraith lord is not a centerpiece it sucks on the table and looks lame imo
rose thorn
This is just a bunch of infantry
arctic talon
Also this literally has unit variety
What
Wraithguard aren’t normal infantry and neither are warp spiders
This box is great
Same with dire avengers
Like this box is cohesive thematically and gameplay wise
rose thorn
It doenst even include any warriors
arctic talon
The box is meant to be fluffy
This is like really lore accurate
Far more then the previous one
rose thorn
How is the previous one less?
arctic talon
It’s a mostly guardian formation
At a small scale
Which makes 0 sense lore wise
Guardians are only present at large battles where craftworlders desperately need the numbers
Aspect warriors, wraiths and seers fight 99% of the battles a craftworld deals with
And are the front and center for small scale skirmishes and operations
The new combat patrol also has a variety of unit roles and purposes
I really don’t get what your issue is with it
Personally I think it’s an excellent start for the army
rose thorn
As someone who knows nothing of eldar and goes ‘unga bunga models’, the new one has 10 blue dues, 5 lil robots, and 5 cool guys (and wizard) and the old one has bikes, big robot (close enough to a centerpiece) , 10 normal dudes, and wizard
The new one feels a lot smaller to someone who doesn’t know what the models do
arctic talon
I guess
But combat patrols are meant to be a good start to an army and both of them are great starts
Both have an anchor, “line” units and fast attack units
Warp spiders are way faster + more lethal then wind riders lol
And the wraithblades are horrifyingly strong in melee
Dire avengers are just Guardians+ and have better weapons and ability
Also the wraiths can be built as wraithguard
Also the new box is worth way more points
Current one is 485
rose thorn
All… trads? All… trans??
trash
arctic talon
The new one is 530 points
rose thorn
i should porbably pick up the grey knights one before we lose the dreadknight
arctic talon
assuming the Dire Avenger leaks are true
and they're getting a points bump + buffs
if the dire avenger leaks aren't true ten the new one is like 510
Assuming the spirit seer doesn't get their points jacked up
like ngl this combat patrol is literally everything I like about Eldar
in one box
honestly the only change I would make is swap out the Spirit Seer for a warlock conclave
but this still fits fluff wise, its a spirit seer + their wraith compliment being guarded by aspect warriors
doing something
arctic talon
i should porbably pick up the grey knights one before we lose the dreadknight
Yeah, I’m not looking forward to whatever new GK combat patrol is coming out
sly ivy
i should porbably pick up the grey knights one before we lose the dreadknight
Grey knights combat patrol: 2 boxes of strikes
rose thorn
Grey knights combat patrol: 2 boxes of strikes
Brother Captian stern, 2 units of purifiers, and a land raider
arctic talon
Brother Captian stern, 2 units of purifiers, and a land raider
Well at least it has a land raider lmfao
Too generous for GW tbh
rose thorn
LMAO
arctic talon
Replace it with a rhino
rose thorn
true
rose thorn
i forgot how old this this army is
rose thorn
doenst help that their paint jobs are terribek and most of their untis are vehicles
arctic talon
Who at least have like 2 non characters who are post 5e
rose thorn
brother captain and brotherhood champion
also most of our models literally cant be bought right now
arctic talon
Wait what
sly ivy
Brother Captian stern, 2 units of purifiers, and a land raider
2 brother captain sterns 1 unit purifiers
arctic talon
2 brother captain sterns 1 unit purifiers
💀
arctic talon
You have strikes + all the kit stuff and termies + all their stuff no?
I know draigo isn’t for sale
Oh my god they still sell it
rose thorn
you cant buy stern, brotherhood champion, chaplin, techmarine, and grand master
for gk
tough haven
Man I’d like to play tabletop more but I have to like set aside a whole day to play a match
rose thorn
GK have the best combat patrol because you buy it 3 times and kitbash all of your heroes
OH AND DREADNOUGHT
tough haven
And Id rather play a few games of something else than spend 3 hours on one 2k game
arctic talon
you cant buy stern, brotherhood champion, chaplin, techmarine, and grand master
Ngl the chap/tech marine being kitbasbing projects
Is fun
But that’s me liking that stuff lol
arctic talon
i swear to god kaldor's model is acutally good
It is
It’s a really good finecast mini
shadow plover
crystal forum
never thought i'd see a kinofabino meme about cadia
opaque coyote
https://bsky.app/profile/kinofabino.bsky.social/post/3lh7lpbi5fk2g
I fucking love the stock photo guardsmen
I love how disappointed they look
wintry scarab
Scenario: Finish game and go AFK while loading. Team starts game even though im AFK by waiting out a timer. Team complains that im AFK in mission. Im not in the wrong here, right?
sly ivy
Except several of your careers like @storm jungle works with some fake shit “architecture.” Do we even have that in the 21st century
hallow plover
I used to work for an engineering firm and the architects kept forgetting walls on the plans
idk how
it's litterally their job
sly ivy
Typical
Cause architecture is a psyop
Like “electricity”
Dilara is part of the deep state one world order globalist conspiracy to get us to live in “buildings” instead of nests of sticks and mud like god intended.
spring cairn
all turks are part of the deep state
spring cairn
sly ivy
all turks are part of the deep state
So true comrade
sly ivy
That’s literally Dilara
arctic talon
What r ur people’s dorktide class mains anyway
Zealot
I like yelling + stabbing people
spring cairn
he isn't afaik
storm jungle
Oh yeah
Beni Gabor (Russian and Ukrainian: Бени Габор Бені Габор; 1898-1926) was a soviet soldier of the French Foreign Legion, who became the guide of a party of treasure seekers that intended to reach Hamunaptra,
dusk patrol
arctic talon
💀
sly ivy
Ok what about the rest of you I’m psyker foremost but do like a lil zealotry now and again
Honestly I try to rotate but I keep… accidentally skipping ogryn these days
storm jungle
Ogryn main for life
been playing em since launch
I got a lot of experience with the other classes too but big Tank classes are always my thing
storm jungle
Zealot players not ragequit the moment they go down
(they dont have enoughbrainpower)
arctic talon
@storm jungle you like children getting shot right, here
arctic talon
(they dont have enoughbrainpower)
So true
storm jungle
<@166943308231344128> you like children getting shot right, here
LMAO
arctic talon
My brain is polished to perfection
storm jungle
So true
Purging that piece of shit player population this last two weeks felt good ngl
arctic talon
💀
spring cairn
sacred ginkgo
unfortunately he's not one of the characters who actually gets shot and die
Well he almost did
languid meadow
arctic talon
Well he almost did
mfw Shinjiro dies instead
My friend didn't know and said she was excited to use him more
sacred ginkgo
I knew, ran him anyway
arctic talon
Same
sacred ginkgo
He's fucking cracked
sacred ginkgo
Casual crit charged theurgy every 4 fucking turns
arctic talon
sacred ginkgo
Edgiest mf alive but damn can he cook
arctic talon
on god
arctic talon
Edgiest mf alive but damn can he cook
sacred ginkgo
The metaphor cast all actually being able to cook was great
arctic talon
yeah, Hulkenberg just has questionable opinions on food lol
Persona 3's cast can mostly cook aside from Fuuka
who cannot cook at all
arctic talon
yeah
green loom
sacred ginkgo
yeah
She probably stops immediately after the final boss and never tries again after the ending though
arctic talon
She probably stops immediately after the final boss and never tries again after ...
She gets over her grief decently in The Answer imo
better then like
literally everyone else but Junpei
sacred ginkgo
I didn't finish it
Metaphor dropped before I could and The Answer was very sloggish
90% combat encounters with like zero enemy variety with occasional story intermissions
sly ivy
Ogryn main for life
I need to explore Ogryn more. I have yet to do say a ranged og build
sly ivy
And I keep thinking the skill tree has gotta be updated at some point
It seems underpowered
arctic talon
I think The Answer's message is good though lol
also no Compendium
because fuck you
sacred ginkgo
At least we get the sequel to the literal best yusuke line
Wait that was base game
fuck
arctic talon
It seems underpowered
ngl I have no clue wtf to go on ogryn
but I also leveled ogryn to 30 and stopped playing
sly ivy
Vet and ogryn don’t interest me a ton tbh
Vet is fun. Guns is fun
sacred ginkgo
A third for havoc
arctic talon
Metaphor dropped before I could and The Answer was very sloggish
White Beta metaphor protag jumpscare
this feels cursed
sly ivy
Yeah I took ogryn to 30, tried a few aurics got frustrated by being big and slow and unable to hide
sacred ginkgo
White Beta metaphor protag jumpscare
He's so pale
sacred ginkgo
I mean, it fits with his
arctic talon
story yeah
sacred ginkgo
unique circumstances
arctic talon
I mean he's still been walking around for a while now
he shouldn't be that pale and I'm glad they gave him a tan lol
sacred ginkgo
Btw, did you do Destroyer Charadrius?
arctic talon
Yeah
sacred ginkgo
I just railed it by grinding for mirrors via the two teeth spawners at the end
arctic talon
Consider the following
sacred ginkgo
cutting 8-12 actions down to 3-4 is wonderful
arctic talon
sacred ginkgo
https://tenor.com/view/basilio-magnus-metaphor-refantazio-basilio-gif-1798527740...
I know of the crit schenanigans
arctic talon
I didn't even do the crit thing
sacred ginkgo
I just did it on my end without powerbuilding
arctic talon
Basillios just kind of nuts imo
sacred ginkgo
I might if I ever replay on Merciless
arctic talon
Berserker is goofy
Metaphor Refantazio is yet another ATLUS game with physical bias lol
sacred ginkgo
Physical elemental moves sealed it
arctic talon
Yeah
sacred ginkgo
Miracle Cirque is fair and balanced
arctic talon
Physical elemental moves are literally the nail in the coffin for magic
And it also doesn't help masked dancer is like
not great
due to how the masks eat up your acessory slot
Summoner is really strong though
sacred ginkgo
I wonder how the writers felt pulling this one
sacred ginkgo
I wonder how the writers felt pulling this one
I need to play smt so I can see how actually bad that version of this was
arctic talon
Devil Summoner and Soul hacker name wise
are both like
completely shameless lmfao
sacred ginkgo
I know
sacred ginkgo
It is kinda great yeah
Also brings complications of if the games are actually connected
arctic talon
Metaphor is probably disconnected from SMT or Devil Summoner
sacred ginkgo
It is semi feasable to connect them though from what I know
hallow plover
> Beni Gabor (Russian and Ukrainian: Бени Габор Бені Габор; 1898-1926) was a sov...
Close enough to turks tbh
storm jungle
Close enough to turks tbh
no
hallow plover
Got me there
sly ivy
Lmao
Spawn of Yakub see @arctic talon
Yakub founded the Deep State. It’s all coming together.
I knew darktide lore chat was just a front for something much bigger and more sinister
tough haven
How exactly does your average ganger fight? I'm trying to create some combat encounters for them but want to find the right balance between difficult but fair, and metagaming for the proper 40k feel of an average person in a hive city
sly ivy
How exactly does your average ganger fight? I'm trying to create some combat enc...
Wat system r u using
tough haven
How exactly does your average ganger fight? I'm trying to create some combat enc...
Im torn between "picks the weakest target and picks them off" and "fights whatever is the biggest threat to them"
tough haven
Wat system r u using
Wrath and Glory
dusk patrol
How exactly does your average ganger fight? I'm trying to create some combat enc...
Once again, totally up to you
We see some gangs operate as small militaries
Some are just hive scum
sly ivy
What is a ganger in40k
Necromunda groups used to be gangs but now they’re like private house armies
sly ivy
You’re still a gang
rocky gale
Standard average joe hive scum Gangers in my mind will fight like goblins, loudly, stupidly and will run away when things look even slightly bad
dusk patrol
And you can do what you want for the backstory
dusk patrol
You’re still a gang
I’m gonna gang up on your butt with my foot
sly ivy
I’m gonna gang up on your butt with my foot
Damn and I didn’t even have 2 buy u a drink
tough haven
Some are just hive scum
hive scum brand please
sly ivy
Wait what class do you guys main
tough haven
Its literally "you're in the way of our operation so we're going to kill you and run your pockets"
sly ivy
Now that you’re here
dusk patrol
Just like larmoth said
They’re dumbasses who bully other scum
Maybe some are genebulked
tough haven
They got hired to kill a guy™️ and now the party is here to investigate
dusk patrol
Some might not have any guns even
rocky gale
Unless they're like hopped up on stims or something
Then they'll be stupid and overly aggro
tough haven
In one encounter, the party is jumped by around 12 of them set as an ambush for anyone tailing them after the murder, and the second encounter the gang is defending their hideout
sly ivy
Then they'll be stupid and overly aggro
2day I learned I’m hive scum
dusk patrol
In one encounter, the party is jumped by around 12 of them set as an ambush for ...
I’d say mostly have them be easy to kill trash and maybe one big boy
And the second maybe a gang boss whose tougher
tough haven
In the second one I have around 21 gangers, 9 with actual guns, and one operating a heavy stubber emplacement
opaque coyote
How exactly does your average ganger fight? I'm trying to create some combat enc...
Basically equivalent to like
A random mugger
Except probably more starving and destitute
And maybe with a laser gun if they're lucky
Especially if they're like new or if the gang is new and small
arctic talon
Spawn of Yakub see <@255478624851853312>
Literally everyone but black people are spawns of yakub. Also monkeys and apes are all from Yakub I found out
hasty coral
Literally everyone but black people are spawns of yakub. Also monkeys and apes a...
What the FUCK is a Yakub?
arctic talon
What the FUCK is a Yakub?
An extremely racist + crazy black supremacist religious figure/conspiracy theory thing
hasty coral
What the fuck?
hasty coral
This has to be a troll
arctic talon
They also killed Malcom X
It’s not
It was real
And it still is real
It’s literally one of the largest hate groups in the USA and Canada lol
The dude who made it was nuts
storm jungle
What the fuck?
Its one of the Emperor's earlier forms
storm jungle
I mean knowing the Emperor probably not.
hasty coral
storm jungle
🫵
arctic talon
Ok THAT one is a joke right?
Yes
humble shoal
It’s literally one of the largest hate groups in the USA and Canada lol
The largest religon of the prison population
yakub made white people like the emperor made thunder warriors
storm jungle
humble shoal
sly ivy
When I discovered @arctic talon would indulge my Yakub discourse
That was a great day on this server
arctic talon
💀
arctic talon
I only know Yakub shit because I knew someone irl who belived in it
emphesis on knew
sly ivy
Incredible
I have a friend from college named Yakubu and believe me
He got no end of shit
No end
dusk patrol
I had a friend who sorta believed it, which is hilarious now since he’s married to a white girl.
arctic talon
💀
arctic talon
I had a friend who sorta believed it, which is hilarious now since he’s married ...
LOL
humble shoal
yakub is 1 of the 3 black supremist conspiracy theory groups
humble shoal
other 2 are black hebrew isrealites
arctic talon
the second largest is yeah that one
dusk patrol
Same for a guy who was borderline white suprematist in high school and now is married to a lady literally from Africa and has like four kids with her.
humble shoal
the last is the moroccans
arctic talon
Moroccans?
humble shoal
which is sovereign citizens
arctic talon
Oh
humble shoal
but for black people
storm jungle
Same for a guy who was borderline white suprematist in high school and now is ...
As ever I LOVE this trope with racist people so much
it very much always stems from some kind of denial
arctic talon
Same for a guy who was borderline white suprematist in high school and now is ...
most homophobic person I know who ended up being gay
dusk patrol
I think he’s not anymore though
arctic talon
well
its pretty hard to be
The stereotype of racists marrying another race is like
huge
dusk patrol
Yeah
dusk patrol
Pretty kinky ngl
storm jungle
Same
theres also some deep psychological stuff behind it
its also a good mix of "i dont even know why i hate these people"
sly ivy
Yakub also created me and @arctic talon during the whitening process
Like as intermediates
humble shoal
He made them with grafting
humble shoal
like the iron warriors with their skin-marines
arctic talon
LOL
sly ivy
*distillation
Ur closer 2 the final product
arctic talon
also is this a new Yakub meme what the fuck lol
humble shoal
top tier
dusk patrol
also is this a new Yakub meme what the fuck lol
Fascinating
sly ivy
Incredible
humble shoal
yakub is a jeanstealer
arctic talon
I don't even know what the fuck the art is saying
dusk patrol
Yakub having a massive head is always hilarious
arctic talon
beyond Chudjack and the white pharoh meme
humble shoal
Yakub having a massive head is always hilarious
fairly certain one of the ways of calling him is big head yakub
dusk patrol
That and Mormonism always feels like a super high effort meme to me
humble shoal
scientologists too
storm jungle
Scientology is the most fucked up one
dapper gyro
You need that big brain to understand that religion.
storm jungle
like their "creed" is funny but the shit they do to people is legit horrifying
humble shoal
hence the final evolved form is black scientology
humble shoal
like their "creed" is funny but the shit they do to people is legit horrifying
yeah
like the fact that the founders daughter was disseapeared
or that they have bought several towns in florida
humble shoal
or that they infiltrated the intelligence agencies
dusk patrol
I actually did meet a very nice Black Israelite guy who didn’t just call me slurs and stuff one time, and nicely explained his beliefs. It was the same stuff still but.
arctic talon
or rather alphabet organizations
dapper gyro
I really don't understand how scientology can be a think.
arctic talon
I actually did meet a very nice Black Israelite guy who didn’t just call me slur...
neat
People want something to belive in
dapper gyro
Like, what the fuck is their goal?
sly ivy
From autobiography of malcom x
"Elijah Muhammad also argued that some of the new white race “tried to graft themselves back into the black nation, but they had nothing to go by.” As a result, they became gorillas. “A few were lucky enough to make a start, and got as far as what you call the gorilla. In fact, all of the monkey family are from this 2,000 year history of the white race in Europe.”
"
storm jungle
Money mostly
humble shoal
or rather alphabet organizations
and then theirs the other infiltrated cult of the finders
arctic talon
Malcom X got his fucking head blown off by the NOI
sly ivy
Also explains origin of primates
dusk patrol
Like, what the fuck is their goal?
Acquire more Thetans
humble shoal
Also explains origin of primates
lemuria
dusk patrol
Yeah
arctic talon
a while after his pilgramge to Mecca
humble shoal
a while after his pilgramge to Mecca
when he found out what actual muslims believe
and he was public about it
arctic talon
Scientology and the NOI are like
probably the most scary like
weird religons to me
storm jungle
yeah exactly
humble shoal
the japanese one was bad 2 (both of them)
storm jungle
like people laugh about what they believe in but how powerful they are to some extent is actually awful
humble shoal
aleph
arctic talon
the cults
humble shoal
and the korean christian one
arctic talon
The Sarin attack doomsday cult
dusk patrol
They’re way more tolerated than they should be
humble shoal
that shinzo abe was part of
dapper gyro
I rather support the Church of Satan.
storm jungle
theres a reason Dead Space devs were like
"Unitology is not parodying Scientology at all, stop saying this please"
💀
storm jungle
100%
Unitology is like
LITERALLY what Scientology does
infiltrating governments included
lmao
humble shoal
There is a conspiracy theory that they killed seymour huffman
and chef from south park
more evidence on the chef one tbh
dapper gyro
Illuminati hell yeah
arctic talon
chef one wasn't even a conspiracy
humble shoal
the actual illuminati was interesting
arctic talon
they did just kill the character because the VA was a scientologist lol
storm jungle
based tbh
humble shoal
they did just kill the character because the VA was a scientologist lol
no I mean the actor
arctic talon
And the VA didn't like them making fun of scientology
oh wait
did they KILL THE ACTOR???
WHAT THE FUCK
storm jungle
WAIT WHAT
dusk patrol
Idk about that
arctic talon
doesn't look like it
paper haven
Killed the character, not the actor
arctic talon
looks like he died a normal death lol
storm jungle
The cause of death was not immediately clear,[42] although the area medical examiners later listed a recurrence of stroke as the cause of death.[41][43] Hayes was buried at Memorial Park Cemetery, in Memphis, Tennessee
dapper gyro
Illuminati is the only one that can stop Scientology. Subscribe now!
arctic talon
Unless we're gona go into actual conspircy territory
dusk patrol
If you give me money I will stop Scientology
But I need more money first
Once you get to the first tier we can talk
arctic talon
welcome to faithtology
dusk patrol
The internet did a number on Scientology
humble shoal
conspiracy is that he was found near a treadmill, which is one of the "treatments" scientology does
dusk patrol
It was way easier to scam actors back before you could look this stuff up online
dapper gyro
Tom Cruise, the Scientology poster boy.
sly ivy
I love lore chat lmfao
dapper gyro
This is M.2 lore.
humble shoal
come join in on the conspiracy theories, like that the school that started the satanic panic actually had satanic things in it
dapper gyro
About 38000 years before M.40.
humble shoal
arctic talon
Tom Cruise, the Scientology poster boy.
apparently he's actually not a terrible person to be around
sly ivy
Bro is like such a good actor
arctic talon
sly ivy
Can u just not Tom cruise
arctic talon
wrong gif
dusk patrol
He’s a helluva actor and performer
dapper gyro
apparently he's actually not a terrible person to be around
The facade...
arctic talon
I said apparently
storm jungle
He’s a helluva actor and performer
"Tom you cant do this stunt-"
dusk patrol
Tbh I think he’s actually is because
storm jungle
"I will literally fire you."
arctic talon
I don't actually know if he's a good person or not lol
dusk patrol
There’s no way you last that long with that many directors and not be
storm jungle
Most asshole actors to some extent also even put up a "nice" facade too so who knows tbh
dusk patrol
Yeah
humble shoal
like Seth Rogan
dusk patrol
He’s good at being nice to people when he’s at work and on the job, he’s probably a nice enough guy.
He does seem obsessed with filmmaking
storm jungle
He’s good at being nice to people when he’s at work and on the job, he’s probabl...
Yeah like he very much has a massive ego and shit but its mostly whatever
goldenboy will be goldenboy lol
humble shoal
but the thing is you can respect the ego a bit
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/black-adam-black-adam-flying-dwayne-johnson-gif-27001372
this guy meanwhile is just a meme
humble shoal
cuz he earned it
humble shoal
dwayne the brock rohnson
arctic talon
dusk patrol
He is really good at what he does
dapper gyro
The Rock is so fake.
storm jungle
Uhh
humble shoal
he's good at cycling for long periods of time
dusk patrol
The Rock has gotten way too big for his britches but
storm jungle
its a long story
arctic talon
I c
storm jungle
it mostly has to do with like
him always wanting to go with and be in charge post-wrestling
theres some really good videos about it
dusk patrol
Idk, he’s still a good entertainer he’s just slacked off it in recent years
arctic talon
Idk, he’s still a good entertainer he’s just slacked off it in recent years
I liked him in Jumanji
tbh
humble shoal
statham is like that too
dapper gyro
Is that Riddick?
queen laurel
The only two wrestling actors i respect is john cena because when he actually tries he works especially on funny characters and bautista
storm jungle
The only two wrestling actors i respect is john cena because when he actually tr...
100% this
humble shoal
The only two wrestling actors i respect is john cena because when he actually tr...
andre
storm jungle
Bautista and Cena are peak in acting
humble shoal
gotta respect andre
queen laurel
Oh yeah andre the giant
storm jungle
the fact that they allow their characters to get their ass beat alone or play different people makes me love them enough
humble shoal
Macho man was also good in spiderman
dusk patrol
Adam Copeland is good too but tbh I respect all of them for how fucking hard wrestling is to do
humble shoal
Oh yeah andre the giant
man couldn't walk for more than like 30 minutes while filming the princess bride
queen laurel
Adam Copeland is good too but tbh I respect all of them for how fucking hard wre...
I mean it is a stunt most of the time but there's a reason it's a stunt
dusk patrol
I still can’t believe what these guys do and did nightly for years
arctic talon
its like
queen laurel
One wrong move and you can accidentally paralyze someone
arctic talon
nightmarish on the body I'm ngl
humble shoal
I still can’t believe what these guys do and did nightly for years
you seen mic foleyand the undertaker react to the infamous scene?
dusk patrol
Also the memorization of lines and stories and all that
dusk patrol
you seen mic foleyand the undertaker react to the infamous scene?
Yeah
Selling in the ring, it’s wild what these guys do
queen laurel
And to be honest if you actually don't hold back wrestling moves can absolutely turn someone's inside into jelly
dapper gyro
John Travolta is another Scientologist, who failed to keep up with Cruise.
humble shoal
he thought he had a big booger, but it was his teeth
dusk patrol
God bless DDP
humble shoal
in his nose
storm jungle
John Travolta is another Scientologist, who failed to keep up with Cruise.
He kinda just dropped yeah
his last movie i remember was uh
GOTI™️
with the infamous rap album
humble shoal
his last movie i remember was uh
pulp fiction
storm jungle
storm jungle
pulp fiction
well that too but thats good
dusk patrol
Pulp Fiction was his career resurgence
humble shoal
yeah
green loom
John Travolta in newer movies has the same energy as Charlie Penguinz0 in that one horror flick
storm jungle
LOL
dapper gyro
Travolta is just bad at picking project.
storm jungle
https://tenor.com/view/faceoff-face-john-travolta-nicholas-cage-off-gif-18512684
My favorite cuckflick
storm jungle
John Wu cannot be beat
humble shoal
how about the nosferatu film that was produced by nick cage
green loom
I liked cruise in Eyes Wide Shut big time
storm jungle
you mean Dracula?
green loom
He was just being himself
storm jungle
or was it Renfield
humble shoal
you mean Dracula?
no
dusk patrol
Yeah Renfield
storm jungle
Renfield i think is fun
humble shoal
like a nosferatu movie that he produced
storm jungle
it doesnt need to be much
dapper gyro
Tarantino pick took Travolta not because Travolta was good, but because Tarantino likes type casting.
storm jungle
Dracula legit manipulating Renfield got me tho lmfao
humble shoal
storm jungle
Tarantino pick took Travolta not because Travolta was good, but because Tarantin...
he picks his actors REALLY well
storm jungle
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_of_the_Vampire
OH THIS
Nah yeah this movie was also great
one of my fav semi-horror flicks
storm jungle
"FUCK MICROSOOOOOFT"
dapper gyro
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_of_the_Vampire
DaFOE or DaFriend?
storm jungle
humble shoal
DaFOE or DaFriend?
in this case, daFOE
paper haven
My favorite cuckflick
Never thought of it that way.
arctic talon
huh
dusk patrol
I love the Hateful Eight I think the most for his use of characters
humble shoal
I think of it in concert with trading places
storm jungle
I love the Hateful Eight I think the most for his use of characters
an entire movie roughly spent in a single cabin for 3 hours, legit peak cinema
green loom
Christoph Waltz is pretty epic
paper haven
and his nemesis pleasures/fucks his wife
Amazing
humble shoal
Christoph Waltz is pretty epic
always is
dusk patrol
The dichotomy of the disgraced black union Calvary guy and the former confederate sheriff bonding and dying together in the end is really nice
First movie I really noticed Goggins in too
humble shoal
"mind reading me that letter"
storm jungle
Also Mannix being all like
dapper gyro
and his nemesis pleasures/fucks his wife
To be fair, the MC also fucked the MA lover, to the point she put herself up to protect the MC.
dusk patrol
paper haven
The wife definitely knew the difference
humble shoal
that means they are equally endowed
storm jungle
Well at least until later
dusk patrol
Them just brutalizing that one gang girl by the end is so great too for how awful she is
humble shoal
green loom
Goggins is great in almost everything he's in
dusk patrol
Yeah
paper haven
They are completely different body types and personalities
sly ivy
I don't actually know if he's a good person or not lol
This is obviously showing my ignorance and my lowly socioeconomic class but I think it’s almost impossible to imagine the moral landscape of the v wealthy.
green loom
Remember that one kinda racist Predators movie
paper haven
All they did was a face transplant