40k-lore-chat

[storm jungle]

he says

[crystal forum]

and affordable now

[storm jungle]

vomiting on his floor

[dusk patrol]

It’s cool, it’s in its infancy though and it has some inherent issues obviously

[crystal forum]

just a shame that valve wont make a god damn index 2

come ooooon

[crystal forum]

i'd say it's beyond that now

[dusk patrol]

Until we properly get some major releases for it beyond gimmicks, then it still is

[storm jungle]

Die

[dusk patrol]

Half Life Alyx is the only real example

[rose thorn]

Just played underworlds for an hour and a half irl

So proud of my self

[dusk patrol]

You shouldn’t be

[crystal forum]

what about the new metro game

[storm jungle]

I wish i could play tabletop...

[storm jungle]

just travel to russia for that one

[dusk patrol]

There’s a ton of good games adapted to it

It’s still not the same

Alyx was made for it

[crystal forum]

the new metro is literally made for VR

[queen laurel]

To bring stalker in real life i will now nuke russia

[dusk patrol]

Anyways I think it’s starting to pick up, but it’s still its infancy

[crystal forum]

it is not, meta is making it mainstream

[dusk patrol]

Jay

[crystal forum]

check out the price of the meta 3s

[dusk patrol]

Look up what that word means

[storm jungle]

Both of you, fight each other

for my entertainment

[dusk patrol]

ITS THE BEGINNING JAY

[crystal forum]

the beginning was the occulus

[dusk patrol]

And that’s all, I’m cutting it off there

[crystal forum]

we're beyond those clunky things

you dont need cables and shit anymore

it has evolved so much

even the valve headset is outdated af now

funny enough one of the biggest VR markets rn is racing sims

[dusk patrol]

Fucking racing sims and the guys who make flight sim rigs

Are a different breed

[crystal forum]

https://www.vive.com/us/product/vive-pro2/overview/

[queen laurel]

I love people that say just buy a real thing

[crystal forum]

fucking 500$ isn't that crazy

[queen laurel]

How about i just want to be safe on my room and drive a car

[dusk patrol]

The skills do transfer interestingly

[crystal forum]

the valve index is still like 1k$

[dusk patrol]

Although you need a nice car to really have that transfer but

[crystal forum]

i got the meta 3 because i wanna use it without cables

[dusk patrol]

Me explaining to dorks how it’s cheaper to crash a simulation than a real car or plane

[crystal forum]

needs a bit of work to adapt to PC rig but not much

for some reason valve is super focused on steam deck which i dont understand

is it really that much of a market

[rocky gale]

That's far too much to spend on a big lump of plastic (Has spent far more on tiny lumps of plastic)

[dusk patrol]

They have money to blow and I assume they’re trying to build up a corner of the market for themselves

[crystal forum]

they had a huge corner with the valve index

[dusk patrol]

I don’t think it’s big now but they’re trying to make it bigger

[crystal forum]

it absolutely blew up the VR scene when it came out

but they said they're putting index 2 on hold so they can focus on the deck

i guess half life 3 coming on steam deck?

[gray umbra]

Im holding onto my quest 3 untik the index 2

I like it but theres some gripes

[crystal forum]

same

a bit annoying to use with steam

however it is a very mobile VR headset

[dusk patrol]

Kinda rude of it

[gray umbra]

Yeah steam vr is kind of jank and crash prone

[crystal forum]

no trouble with my glasses

[dapper gyro]

Good afternoon

[gray umbra]

Otherwise i noticed the controllerd have this like 35 degree angle

So you have to adjust when aiming

[crystal forum]

right????

i thought i was the weird one

[dusk patrol]

Source?

[crystal forum]

i play H3VR and it feels odd

[gray umbra]

Nope, apparently quest 2 controller dont have this ptoblem

[dapper gyro]

Eastern Standard Time, UTC−05:00.

[crystal forum]

until index 2 comes out the meta 3 is just the only good up to date option sadly

[gray umbra]

I started playing with it recently to fuck around in tabor and bos

Wanted to try the sp tarkov vr mod but steam vr just chokes

[crystal forum]

are you playing on wifi

[gray umbra]

I have a prism xr

[crystal forum]

it crashes immediately if your bandwith isn't supported

you should try cabled

almost never crash

[dapper gyro]

What a time when people asking about source for time.

[gray umbra]

Good idea, for spt the issue is since im hosting the server locally theres a small stutter when it spawns in scavs

And thats enough to crash steamvr

[crystal forum]

yup it happened to me when i tried WIFI

[gray umbra]

If i reconnect it, it like loses orientation and everything becomes super sensitive

[crystal forum]

to much stuff happening crashed steamvr

dont buy the official cable though it's ridiculously expensive

[gray umbra]

Yeah my gf has one so ill borrow it

I prefer to stand so cables get in the way

[crystal forum]

it's not that bad for me

but i do wish i could do it without cable

[gray umbra]

My space is small so i have slammed my fist into the wall lol

[dusk patrol]

Still need the source for the first part smh

[crystal forum]

i hit the ceiling which i was not aware i could reach

[dapper gyro]

Ah, my aftertoon is good. I don't know about your, hope that it is also good.

[gray umbra]

Worst incident was forgetting to tighten the strap so when i went to throw a grenade in contractors i threw my controller like a dart

[crystal forum]

HA

that's why i always put on the strap religiously

[gray umbra]

Yeah

[crystal forum]

reminds me of WII remotes

good times

[gray umbra]

Tru

[opaque coyote]

Genuine question for y'all

Do you think the Emperor deserves his fate

Of uh

Basically being tortured on the galaxy's worst couch for 10000 years

[dusk patrol]

Idk if anyone deserves it but he chose it

He could stop anytime he wanted it seems

[opaque coyote]

At the cost of like...

Fracturing the Imperium and basically having Old Night 2

[dusk patrol]

In general I don’t actually think it’s that bad for him with what we know his goals are

And what seems to make him tick

[opaque coyote]

Honestly I have wanted to like

Write a short story where it's him reminiscing about how much he fucked up and his regrets

Basically concluding that it's due to his lack of humanity

[opaque coyote]

Considering that his mind is fractured beyond belief I would say that he is at least in

A lot of unimaginable agony

[dusk patrol]

I think more it’s the why

He never seems to have an issue with personal sacrifice

[opaque coyote]

He never seems to have an issue with sacrifice in general tbf.

10,000 Psykers moment

The entire Imperium

Etc.

[dusk patrol]

He’s a fucked up person but he is completely willing to sacrifice himself and anything to do what he views is best for humanity

The issue is more if that’s what’s best and all that yada yada

But idk, I don’t think he’d see his eternal torment to give humanity more time as a bad fate, or that at least there could be worse ones.

He doesn’t seem to think in terms of his own self at all much especially by the end

[opaque coyote]

Maybe. But I think that him viewing the entire Imperium basically uh

Going against his beliefs and then touting said beliefs as his own wouldn't be painful

Like

[dusk patrol]

It’s not his beliefs though

It was a means to an end

That’s it

[opaque coyote]

True.

[dusk patrol]

He has no beliefs

Beyond his goal

[opaque coyote]

The fucking Imperium Truth was more a tool

[dusk patrol]

It’s all just about the end goal

[opaque coyote]

Still though, some depictions definitely seems to have him as a staunch atheist

[dusk patrol]

He’s lying the entire last church

[opaque coyote]

Probably because he doesn't consider the tumors known as the Chaos Gods as well

Gods

[dusk patrol]

He’s defending a view he knows is wrong because he’s using it as an ends

[opaque coyote]

I haven't read much of the Horus Heresy series of books. If at all.

So I'm not sure whether it has been like... Retconned or not

But he seemed to at least believe(?) his bullshit in that short story

[dusk patrol]

He didn’t believe in the Imperial Truth or care, he knew it was wrong, it was just a tool to try to take power from chaos

He’s very aware there are gods and daemons and stuff

[opaque coyote]

Out of curiosity was that ever stated that he didn't care about the Imperium Truth beyond his goals

[dusk patrol]

The Imperial Truth is antithetical to what he knows

[young pecan]

Wait what

[dusk patrol]

Its a tool

[dusk patrol]

He could just die and let chaos win

[young pecan]

Ohh I thought you meant like, just get up lmao

[dusk patrol]

All he cared about with the Truth was using it as a tool for the ends

He knows it’s all a lie

He believed in what its goal was

Not the actual content

[winter vessel]

gets up to get a sip of water
Custodian: ಠ_ಠ

[young pecan]

"Nap time's over chat" in front of an innumerable amount of siezing custodians

[opaque coyote]

True, but also he does definitely hate Chaos.

I honestly believe that he doesn't seem that as actual Gods. Just overly powerful malignant tumors.

But that's kinda moving away from the point.

That is true. It was made as a tool itself.

[dusk patrol]

Sure but the point is he knows it’s all a lie

[opaque coyote]

Although I kinda wonder how much of a person the Emperor actually is

If that makes any sense

[dusk patrol]

Daemons and these warp beings exist

[opaque coyote]

Like the inconsistent writing doesn't help

[dusk patrol]

Worship has power

[opaque coyote]

For his character

[dusk patrol]

He’s whatever he needs to be for his goal

He was someone

[young pecan]

Does the worship empower the chair man or create and empower an altogether new entity?

[dusk patrol]

But the GC and heresy changed him and it’s only changed more

[opaque coyote]

True. Then again the Imperium Truth was him trying to take advantage of the worship aspect along with starving the chaos Gods

[dusk patrol]

Valdor and Malcador talk about it

[opaque coyote]

While not "actually" worshipping him as a God

[dusk patrol]

How he became colder and colder

[dapper gyro]

It could.

[dusk patrol]

The point was to cut off as much as they could

[dusk patrol]

We don’t really know, it seems they might be one and the same

[opaque coyote]

Although I wonder. Couldn't he have just outright made himself a God if he really wanted to take advantage of that?

[young pecan]

I still think it's funny how he treated the son that first propped him up as a godly being (he is angered by this, even though he literally is a godly being)

[opaque coyote]

Like not just starving out the Chaos Gods but taking some of that power

[dapper gyro]

It is more or less irony that the tiny power of each worshipper in the imperium duct tape the Big E a little bit.

[dusk patrol]

He did

Sorta

[young pecan]

"Erm fuck you kid, I'm blowing up the planet you grew up and came to lead on"

[dusk patrol]

He can’t become a god without destroying the imperium

But he did steal fire from the gods it seems

Or they claim he did

[winter vessel]

More so burn a city and have that legion kneel

[humble shoal]

Just kidnap magnus and stick him on the throne ez

[opaque coyote]

Yeah the Imperium Truth was a

Kinda religion but not really.

To be honest I always thought that he had "Make himself a figure of absolute worship" as a backup plan. But he couldn't control what that religion would turn out to be.

So he only saved it as a last resort

[young pecan]

Isn't 40k a multiversal setting, and it's confirmed that countless other universes, I think a majority of them, already were consumed entirely by chaos?

[opaque coyote]

And the Imperial Creed is technically that last resort.

[humble shoal]

If it was his backup plan what he did to lorgar makes 0 sense

[opaque coyote]

Not really. 40k, Fantasy, and AoS are separate

[young pecan]

Oh no I mean in 40k alone

[dapper gyro]

40k is not multiversal as far as I know of.

[winter vessel]

That’s what I find the ironic humor in

[young pecan]

Fantasy and AoS are linked tho yes?

[humble shoal]

40k is galactic

[young pecan]

In terms of AoS being the future of Fantasy

[humble shoal]

Fairly certain some demon said the warp only exists in the milky way

Wonder if the aeldari out of the galaxy worked at all

[dapper gyro]

The whole fluff is still within 1 galaxy.

[opaque coyote]

Always thought that the Emperor at least had the defined trait of

Hating religion beyond belief.

[humble shoal]

Except for nids

[opaque coyote]

And so he's like

"Last plan isn't necessary. Fucking stop."

[humble shoal]

Nids came from the void outside the galaxy

[crystal forum]

apparently there's just like one reference of the chaos gods having some other universe or something but it's like so minor that it might as well be ignored

[young pecan]

That's fair

[dapper gyro]

Even within the galaxy, there are stuff that not even Chaos dare to harm, like the ghoul star region.

[opaque coyote]

In fact, I think he probably would've made his own Bible in case of death and Lorgar's book kinda fucked things up for him.

[young pecan]

I think multiversal settings are lame anyway

Not cool unless there's a limited amount of them

[opaque coyote]

[young pecan]

Which sorta doesn't make sense by default

[crystal forum]

40k instead has time travel bullshittery

[humble shoal]

Yeah necrons are galactic though

[dapper gyro]

They are from beyond, but the stuff are still in the galaxy, as the beyond is "unknown".

[opaque coyote]

"Bro trust me, I would never make my legion like that"

• Ferrus Manus after seeing the future

[crystal forum]

john grammar

[opaque coyote]

Too bad his legion got a head of him

[opaque coyote]

Actually not even that

I always thought that it would be funny if Ferrus's head was still "alive"

Like similar to the Spy's head in meet the medic

[crystal forum]

kill me

[humble shoal]

Later

[opaque coyote]

• Trazyn

[humble shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-meet-the-medic-kill-me-spy-tf2-gif-21065683

[storm jungle]

hes a genocidal egomaniacal warlord whos entire justification to save the human race is "I know im right"

he deserves everything that happened to him

hes an evil piece of shit

[opaque coyote]

Fair.

[crystal forum]

but he looks cool

[winter vessel]

Bad dad

[storm jungle]

also that

[opaque coyote]

Personally don't think he deserves having his mind broken into pieces for 10,000 years.

But I can't say he didn't deserve death or at least 1/10th of the torture lmao

[crystal forum]

if he was a woman he'd be the exact same except also sexy, is what i learned from the community

[storm jungle]

LOL

[opaque coyote]

I mean tbf he did try out being a woman so

Yeah

Biomancy is insane

[winter vessel]

Ah yes. “The Empress of mankind”

[storm jungle]

He probably realised its easier to get chuds to your side as a man

[opaque coyote]

You think Trans Psykers exist?

[storm jungle]

Probably.

[opaque coyote]

Like they use biomancy to become a woman/man

Probably

[winter vessel]

Probably explode in the process

[storm jungle]

Yeah they can.

[opaque coyote]

Maybe

[crystal forum]

like real life trans procedure

[median star]

but what was the alternative other then the emperor perpetual mad max untill someone else did the same thing he did or nide or orks got to us

[crystal forum]

it is a very fickle process

[opaque coyote]

One of the most disturbing facts is that our nipples can literally just rot off.

[crystal forum]

the nitroglycerine must be inserted just right

[storm jungle]

He was basically the person with the biggest stick at the time

hes the center of attention because we kinda more or less need a Paul Atreides figure

[crystal forum]

that's breast surgery in general, it's a lack of blood flow

[storm jungle]

since 40k almost lifted all this "golden path" shit from Dune

[opaque coyote]

Humanity had a bunch of other civilizations that were doing alright

[winter vessel]

I first heard of golden path from Far Cry 4

[opaque coyote]

The Emperor LITERALLY just murdered every other option

And then fucked over himself so now there's no other option

[storm jungle]

Yeah its originally from Dune

[storm jungle]

Also this yeah

[crystal forum]

the golden path is what i call my bathroom

[storm jungle]

no golden shower?

[crystal forum]

the path leads to it

[winter vessel]

Man Dune Part 2. Denis villenueve got robbed of his nominations

[storm jungle]

as ever

never trust the Oscars

its all a sham lol

[opaque coyote]

Still think that the Imperium should just be shattered.

And that the Emperor gets split into multiple aspects due to the different ways he's worshipped.

[median star]

i still think all things considered the emperor is definitely not the worst possible option out of what couldve been

[storm jungle]

Its easier to say this from our POV

compared to like seeing his forces absolutely genocide your entire planet

[crystal forum]

villeneuve

[storm jungle]

[opaque coyote]

Not the worst.

But 1000% not the best.

At all

[storm jungle]

Yeah again

[winter vessel]

And 13 of em went to Emilia Perez. Who, I have a native speaker friend, the Spanish lyrics are completely wrong when they sing

[storm jungle]

biggest stick

hes what he is because Not-Paul Atreides

[dusk patrol]

During Unification he played his cards right and carefully and eventually built up but it very dicey. It took longer than the GC.

After that it snowballed largely

[opaque coyote]

He's like the generic brand of Cola you buy because all the shelves of Cola were bought.

...by him

[dusk patrol]

Don’t remind me of that abomination of a movie

[storm jungle]

Not wrong.

[crystal forum]

yall should watch incendies, villeneuve has been doing french canadian gold for a while

[median star]

still if he didnt do it someother fuck off warlord wouldve eventually done the same i think either that or we get turned into soup for orks or nides

[storm jungle]

Pretty much

his birth was one of convenience

[dusk patrol]

“You don’t like it because you’re transphobi-“

[storm jungle]

especially if GW will still keep shaman origin

which prob is still true lol

[opaque coyote]

That is also true.

Again. Generic brand of Cola.

It's still "Cola" but it's not the best option

[crystal forum]

shaman origin is lame

[storm jungle]

its cool

[winter vessel]

Eh

[crystal forum]

how havent eldar made an emperor by that logic

[storm jungle]

Because they dont really need one

[crystal forum]

they absolutely do

[storm jungle]

and kinda lack the conviction for it

[winter vessel]

And they all got a stick up their ass

[storm jungle]

"oh lets gather our entire race to die"

lol

[dusk patrol]

Less is more

[median star]

could be argued the dark eldar are attempting now

[opaque coyote]

You could say that's Ynnead.

[crystal forum]

just one planet lol

[storm jungle]

^

[storm jungle]

Its kinda easier said than done

[dusk patrol]

We don’t need a confirmed origin for everything

[storm jungle]

they also tried this

[winter vessel]

Ynnead dough

[storm jungle]

Deathwatch fucked it up

lol

[crystal forum]

so the shamans saw how shitty the galaxy would become, something farseers already do

[storm jungle]

Not really.

[median star]

so when ferrus got choped i know horus got his skull what happened to the body

[storm jungle]

anyway this entire topic is a can of worms

[dusk patrol]

Traitors carved it up

[storm jungle]

so shut up gayass

[crystal forum]

you're a can of worms

[dusk patrol]

One arm got back to the Iron Hands somehow

[winter vessel]

Quick! A DISTRACTION

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-dog-doing-funny-gondal-floppa-sogga-gif-21271739

[dusk patrol]

They have a piece of his armor, and the skull now.

[storm jungle]

thats even worse

[storm jungle]

They used his body to make more iron hands for Iron Hands

[sly ivy]

Daaaaaaaamn

[opaque coyote]

Also the fact that the Emperor wasn't powerful enough. He had to make some unspecified deal to get to his point of power.

The Eldar specifically want a God strong enough to cave Slaanesh's head in so even with the Shaman logic. They probably need more people.

And the amount is the rest of their race.

[crystal forum]

is that the walking dead shittery

[storm jungle]

eternal can confirm this

[dusk patrol]

[median star]

how does an iron hand get through airport security

[winter vessel]

Yes. Also this

[crystal forum]

every time i see a clip of the last walking dead season im like where the fuck did these discount clone troopers come from

[dusk patrol]

This kills the security

[opaque coyote]

And this is why you don't extend a story like it's a piece of gum

[winter vessel]

I stopped at what happened to coral

[median star]

how does an iron hand receive an mri

[crystal forum]

keep adding bullshit to the show until people start watching it again
-nobody watches it again

[winter vessel]

Eh. I kinda dig the uniforms CRM soldiers wear

[crystal forum]

that white uniform is goofy

[winter vessel]

Not FTWD or WB

[dusk patrol]

Apothecary helms are actually basically that

[opaque coyote]

On an unrelated topic, did you know that the Horus Heresy series has 52 books?

[dusk patrol]

They can see through the armor and flesh

[crystal forum]

fear was good at first i was digging the story

[median star]

also can space marines get diseases like lyme disease or cancer or like diabetes

[storm jungle]

Lmao

[crystal forum]

but it fizzled out

[storm jungle]

fuck that made me spit my drink

[dusk patrol]

No largely

And I’m gonna kill you

Painfully

[opaque coyote]

No

[storm jungle]

Yeah what fucks them up generally is paranormal infections/diseases usually

[winter vessel]

Got a friend in the service who was watching it and said “where the heck are the grenades for these guys” when it came to the national guard

[dusk patrol]

@median star me, with the sword

You, the hand.

[opaque coyote]

I know Genestealers can infect them but they can largely resist it even then

At least long enough to ask for the Emperor's peace

[median star]

surly not

[crystal forum]

HAHA dont get me started on the first season showing the military as being hilariously incompetent

it was so funny

[storm jungle]

I really need to read that genestealer chapter infiltration thing, i still dont get what even happens in that book lol

[dusk patrol]

Me, the Mortifactor, @median star, both the Orks. I cloned him twice to beat his ass again.

[late osprey]

the idea of a space marine needing an insulin shot is just so funny to me lmao

[storm jungle]

like I get their Chapter is infested but its like ???

[opaque coyote]

Tbf that's more of a symptom of a lot of zombie media.

But yeah, the Military in the Walking Dead are brain dented to say the least

[winter vessel]

Like I know society collapsed since the Military couldn’t contain it but you make the soldiers from “All of Us Are Dead” look more competent

[opaque coyote]

Probably more zombies than the actual zombies

[median star]

brother iv not had my daily suger intake im going to pass the fuck out

[crystal forum]

the walking dead glossed over that fact by skipping the initial fighting so we only see the aftermath

which was a good choice

[late osprey]

brother i cant eat this nutri-paste im watching my blood pressure

[winter vessel]

Governor and those soldiers made my blood boil

[dusk patrol]

World War Z book is the dumbest one

“Hurrdurr, they don’t shoot the head so they can’t kill them”

[opaque coyote]

Tbh I always hate that shit honestly. I like seeing the apocalypse happen more than the aftermath

[late osprey]

space marine with a bionic arm, "woah my lord how did you lose that arm was it in a battle with a vile daemon?"

"Diabetes."

[dusk patrol]

“I don’t know how bodies and weapons work”

[storm jungle]

Any zombie apocalypse makes more sense when the zombies run

then im like

[storm jungle]

"okay yes i buy it"

lol

[dusk patrol]

Yeah the fast zombie stuff it’s like

More reasonable

[winter vessel]

28 days later

Epic

[dusk patrol]

The world war z movie is fine

[young pecan]

||"Part of me was certain this show of influence and authority was Commodus Voke's way of establishing himself as an alpha male, inquisitorially speaking"||

[crystal forum]

the point of the show was more about the aftermath tbh i liked that approach. not everything has to be apocalypse murder porn

[dusk patrol]

The book is tarded

Fun

But tarded

[storm jungle]

rare zombie movie where i outright admit id die Day 1

running zombies are just fucking awful

[winter vessel]

Leave it to the animal rights movement to cause a f up amirite

[dusk patrol]

Dilara would try to make out with Cilian Murphy and die

[young pecan]

And yet some of the only ones that make sense to be a threat

[crystal forum]

left 4 dead zombies being on top of the list for me

[late osprey]

the question is really if it creates zombie animals

[opaque coyote]

It's less that and more the top being incompetent.

They knew about the head thing really fucking quickly. The command who did the initial defence was just... stupid.

But once they got their shit together, the military actually did clear out the zombies fairly quickly

[late osprey]

or otherwise can infect animals

[storm jungle]

Ironic because they were inspired by 28 Days too

[young pecan]

Like it's not even bite transmission, it's respiratory, AND it's running zombies

[storm jungle]

tho the Green Flu is much worse compared to the Rage Virus

[young pecan]

L4D is a cooked asf setting

[storm jungle]

its worse, it changes constnatly

[median star]

do you think they still have mad cow disease in the grimdark future

[dusk patrol]

It’s more the writer was dumb and thought that somehow machine guns wouldn’t still annihilate zombies

[crystal forum]

green flu literally uses nurgle logic

[storm jungle]

sometimes its airborne sometimes its not etc

[crystal forum]

it does whatever it wants

[dusk patrol]

And didn’t know how the military even works

[opaque coyote]

Also the fact that hearing like 10 of your comrades get eaten by zombies isn't good

[late osprey]

unfortunately even nurgle logic is limited in 40k

[dusk patrol]

[late osprey]

after all, tyranids can out-evolve it

[dusk patrol]

Delete this nephew

Like the idea that firing bombs and tanks shells are zombies wouldn’t fuck them up

It’s hilarious

[crystal forum]

just get a tank and roll around

[dusk patrol]

If you turn their insides to slurry, guess what, they’re still going down

[crystal forum]

run over them all

[dusk patrol]

Sure they might be crawling still

But they’re not ignoring all those rounds firing into them

But I digress

[opaque coyote]

True. Won't deny that. The battle of Yonkers had a lot of inaccuracies.

But I think it was plausible enough generally.

The higher ups tried to use shock and awe tactics against the zombies.

Problem is that the zombies didn't really care about shock and awe.

Also the fact that the WWZ zombies were written to be similar to older zombie works. Like in the book, there are still some underwater that occasionally drag people down

[dusk patrol]

It’s a fun enough book

[dusk patrol]

It’s a fun book, the author smelled his own farts a lot

[opaque coyote]

To be honest. Eh.

He wrote Minecraft fanfiction after he published WWZ. He's literally just doing whatever

[winter vessel]

“TYRANIDS. They’re on us!”

[dusk patrol]

He’s someone who in any other timeline is just a waiter at waffle house

[opaque coyote]

I do think the initial pandemic response was accurate. Especially with COVID showing how dumb people can be.

[dusk patrol]

We are in the only timeline where Post Malone isn’t a fry cook at Denny’s

[crystal forum]

pre malone

[winter vessel]

I’m stuck in the one timeline where Battlefront 3 was never realized

[dusk patrol]

I love Post though, genuinely great musician and singer

Need to fry his brain less

But he seems ok

[median star]

what legion would post malone be apart of

[crystal forum]

noise marines

[dusk patrol]

He would be a remembrancer who dies in the first chapter

[crystal forum]

this goes for every single musician

[median star]

nightlords me thinks

[crystal forum]

are you a mime or a clown

which gang are you a part of

[median star]

what if i said neither

[opaque coyote]

"I'm from the future of 2112."

"Before you say anything. What's your favorite Titanfall game?"

"I mean there's only two games so it's not a hard pic-"

"FUCK."

[winter vessel]

There’s are a lord of change sitting in front of my driveway

[opaque coyote]

Make a deal

Swear it won't go wrong

[median star]

your move mortal

[young pecan]

It's very fortunate that the cast of Left 4 Dead live in America and not somewhere where you wouldn't be able to find military-grade firearms and improvised explosives every two minutes

[late osprey]

Yeah, just on my way to the laundromat I tripped over a loaded SPAS-12. The litter in my town is getting absurd!

[crystal forum]

i'd be scared

[median star]

[winter vessel]

When you forget to add the fabric softener into the dryer at a laundromat

[crystal forum]

fabric softener in the dryer?

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-joke-ranier-wolfcastle-mc-bain-the-simpsons-stand-up-comedy-gif-4372917

[crystal forum]

i dont get it

[winter vessel]

R/whoosh moment

[crystal forum]

you did not just reddit me

[dusk patrol]

The joke is that it’s a bad idea Jay

ITS FLAMMABLE

[crystal forum]

it is???

[dusk patrol]

THE JOKE IS YOUR SKULL IS THICKER THAN A BOWL OF OATMEAL

Some is at least

It’s a bad idea

Spoiler

[crystal forum]

where would you even put it

who would do this

i never thought mmmh today i'll splash some fabric softener in the dryer

feeling cute, gonna drive around with a trash bag full of gasoline in my trunk :3

[arctic talon]

I think you vastly underestimate how unaware or dumb people are

[dusk patrol]

Especially in a public laundromat

People are often not in their best mental state lol

[winter vessel]

The smell too

[crystal forum]

it's great right

[opaque coyote]

Genuine question because I'm bored

Markers Vs Tyranids

Who would win

[dusk patrol]

My foot after it hits your ass

And atomizes it

[opaque coyote]

I didn't know you were that type of man~

[crystal forum]

dont worry the plastic tarp will stop the fumes from exploding

[dusk patrol]

Violence isn’t the answer

Violence is the question

The answer is yes

[dusk patrol]

Fumes aren’t real they can’t hurt you

[crystal forum]

what i cant see can't hurt me

[dusk patrol]

https://youtu.be/PbAAMTgMXpo?si=kR0tYIZfgwokix_H

Remind me of this scene

[winter vessel]

I think of Zoolander

[storm jungle]

Nids probably

Markers are very much a "space horror mystery" thing made for something like Dead Space.

they are scary because the universe of Dead Space is so industrially minimalist and grimdark

its very sparse and cthulu mythos-esque compared to 40k's more bombastic nature

[dusk patrol]

Yeah but what if they threw exploding babies at them

Really makes you think

[green loom]

I

I hope they have like

Covers for that

[opaque coyote]

True. They take a while to get going

Although... what if

Necromorph Tyranids

[storm jungle]

Im gonna throw exploding babies at you in a minute

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-by-that-gif-10559980082154008380

[sly ivy]

Ur so real 4 just having a stash of babies at all times.

[crystal forum]

i'm the only real dead space fan here

[storm jungle]

oh yeah?

place your limbs in a industrial piston

[dusk patrol]

You’re a dead space fan? Name all the different kill animations for Issac

[crystal forum]

head takeover

vomit

super vomit

dog baby shooter

charger guy who rips off your arms

penis

george washington

alabama

wyoming

nebraska

alaska

and that's all 50 states

[gray umbra]

Big fan of the convergence no cap

[storm jungle]

Making your ass whole as it were

[winter vessel]

Make us swole

[gray umbra]

6'2 elf prince best fren

[opaque coyote]

"Isaac... make us swole again..."

[hasty coral]

https://tenor.com/view/bricks-ton-of-bricks-scrubs-falling-bricks-falling-gif-18881636

Woe

Brick be upon ye

[rose thorn]

Do you think we’re gonna get any non space marine factions this edition?

[hasty coral]

No lmao

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[hasty coral]

Imagine

[rose thorn]

Fr

[hasty coral]

Thinking GW makes anything but Space Marines

[rose thorn]

Is there an army that needs a refresh?

I can’t think of any

[hasty coral]

Remember Noise Marines?

[rose thorn]

Besides demons

[hasty coral]

GW doesn’t

[rose thorn]

But

OH YEAH GK DUH

Huh? They just got a new model

[vagrant fox]

more eldar

[late osprey]

you guys hear Legacy of Kain is getting a TTRPG?

[arctic talon]

As in a new faction? Doubt it

For updates we’ve already gotten several

I think GW blew their load with EC + CWE + Nids lol

[rose thorn]

CWE?

OH CRAFT WORLDS

lmao

oh and uh

drukhari need a refresh

[opaque coyote]

Y'know honestly Dead Space 3 had some cool ideas.

Despite it being... kinda fucked over by EA

Essentially, it has unique moments in COOP

[arctic talon]

Heavily, but they’re prolly waiting imo

Priority refreshes for drukhari are court of the archon

And beastmaster stuff

Everything else despite being 5e

Has aged really well

[opaque coyote]

Basically there's one moment where both Isaac and Carver are going up in an elevator

On Carver, he basically gets sent in an entire level where he fights against his inner demons, with his family's death haunting him

While for Isaac, he's fighting against the necromorphs trying to murder Carver who's just standing there for no reason.

There's also smaller moments. Hallucinations that one player sees, the other doesn't.

And honestly, I kinda wish another game would try something like that for it's COOP.

Because it's actually kinda freaky

[gray umbra]

I like the overarching doom from the brethren moon

Lovecraftian esque stuff generally strokes my tism

[opaque coyote]

Same

Also it implies that if the Brethern Moons exist

[arctic talon]

The world is cooked

[opaque coyote]

That it implies that there are things

even bigger

than it

Maybe even predators for the Brethern Moons

Animals that often propagate quickly are often prey in nature.

That Humanity aren't just the civilians stuck in a war without control.

They're not even a big animal like deer or bears

Humanity are insects.

[arctic talon]

Bacteria

[opaque coyote]

And that's why Dead Space should be revived once again

Please EA

I'm fucking begging you

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-ares-destroy-my-enemies-and-my-life-is-yours-gif-7965707800203237625

[arctic talon]

I’m depressed the remaster sold badly

It’s like

Objectively better as a game lol

Which is rare for me to say for a remaster

[gray umbra]

The remaster was sick

[opaque coyote]

Game sold 3.2 million. Pretty solid but not for greedy EA.

[arctic talon]

Which is pretty small for how much time and effort was put in

I’m ngl

3.2 million is good but with how expensive it was to make

[opaque coyote]

Yeah, the time it was released was also poor

[gray umbra]

I think part of the reason the original dead space died was that it was always kind of a niche title for a niche genre

[opaque coyote]

It released in the same period that the RE4 remake was released

[gray umbra]

Im probably talkin out of my ass but it feels like survival horror isnt that popular

[arctic talon]

Also Deadspace 3 went like

Full action game tbh

Dead space 2 was like

[gray umbra]

Yeah that killed it

[arctic talon]

Survival horror/action

Deadspace 1 is just survival horror

[opaque coyote]

Yeah it improved the story

The gameplay was smoother.

And the asteroid sequence doesn't make me want to kill myse-

Overall it is objectively a net improvement

[arctic talon]

Persona 3 reload is unfortunately not an objective improvement on past iterations of persona 3 lol

It is for voice acting though

[opaque coyote]

Dead Space 3 went full action game due to EA's involvement. They originally planned it to be more like the original RE4

[arctic talon]

Yeah

I’m aware

Of how Deadspace 3’s development went

[gray umbra]

I think that was the age of like re5

[opaque coyote]

Yeah still sucks.

Also, although I actually like Carver.

[gray umbra]

And that period of time where games were just generally REALLY bad

[opaque coyote]

I do like some of the stuff DS3 tries.

[arctic talon]

Carver is cool

[opaque coyote]

RE5 isn't bad tbh.

RE6 kinda sucks though.

[arctic talon]

He’s like a good foil to Isaac lol

[gray umbra]

I played the shit out of mercenaries as a teen

[opaque coyote]

Yeah. Still should've been Ellie though.

[gray umbra]

Loved that shit

[arctic talon]

Mhm

[opaque coyote]

It still stings unbelievably bad that Motive got shut down on the Dead Space 2 remake.

I think they're doing an Iron Man OW game?

OW = open world

Overall, I still hope one day another new Dead Space game comes out

To help make us whole again

Then again. IDK if I'd be able to choose between Titanfall 3 and Deadspace 4

in terms of sequels I want

[rose thorn]

yea agree

[rose thorn]

someone is gonna demo me the LOTR game sometime soon

i know nothing abotu LOTR

but im quite fond of the serpent hordes and the easternlings

like

this is fire

[plush mason]

the evil humans in LOTR are very intersting its sad they dont get much spotlight

[tulip sand]

Geneseed differences? I can't believe you'd even bring up a trope like that. Anyway, that statistic is taken out of context, and any actual difference in Imperial planet outcomes has far more to do with socioeconomic factors than who the World Eaters are as people.

By the way, CHUD, the Cicatrix Maledictum is just decolonization of realspace by its original inhabitants.

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-salesman-crash-out-speech-bubble-squid-game-season-2-gif-14227681280099985551

[tulip sand]

100% of black legionnaires do not have a primarch figure in their households

[storm jungle]

We all need a daddy sometime

hey you cannot change text like that, thats unfair

[outer wave]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-team-fortress2-femscout-cbt-heavy-gif-23757029

Dilara when this meme

[storm jungle]

LMFAO

I gotta admit though really funny copypasta

[tulip sand]

Did you know Alpha Legionaries were seen celebrating the Istvan Drop Site Massacre?

Look up the "Dancing Istvanis"

They also own the majority of remembrancers, lobby Planetary Governors directly via the Alpha-Imperium Public Affairs Committee, and insist that "we fellow Imperials" be more accepting of Chaos and it's our fault the Horus Heresy happened.

[rose thorn]

MTF transitioning according to amiercans

[tulip sand]

Made me actually lol

[storm jungle]

Likewise homie

[arctic talon]

Goddamit lol

[gray umbra]

The economy of 40k

[storm jungle]

The worst part is the picture is probably true

[gray umbra]

Space marine futures are UP

[storm jungle]

their codex shows some events in narrative form and like

sometimes W.E bands literally attack a planet because "oh hey it has a ton of people, lets liberate them by killing them" LMAO

[arctic talon]

It’s not possible to be 13% of the traitor legions

There’s only 9

[storm jungle]

You underestimate the braindamage nails

https://tenor.com/view/xlist-viking-valhalla-gif-4945508668487910972

[arctic talon]

That’s not how that works

[storm jungle]

shut the fuck up nerd

this is why W.E kill people like you

[arctic talon]

[gray umbra]

World eaters are decent people

[tulip sand]

Indeed

[storm jungle]

god hold on i gotta find that excerpt

[vagrant fox]

iron warrior babies wishes they were as effective as this chad alone

[hallow plover]

It's honest chaos corruption

You know what you're in for

[tulip sand]

Dude you can't just bring out the hard "R" like that. Only they can say that. You can call them "Worlds Eatas".

[arctic talon]

Imagine how annoying it is for her to get through doorways lol

[storm jungle]

World Eat Deez Nu-

[tulip sand]

The real question is whether the world eatas are over represented, or if it means the other chaos legions must step up their game

[vagrant fox]

Through sheer blood aggression everything is possible

attack the doorway until it is wide enough

[storm jungle]

Legit one of the funniest excerpts ive read

[outer wave]

Imagine World Eaters but they were Nut Eaters instead

[storm jungle]

aw hell NAH

[outer wave]

Not MY NUTS

NOOOOO MY PEANUT PLANTATION

[tulip sand]

My honest concerns are related to world eater on world eater violence. Why do they keep killing each other?

[outer wave]

THEY KEEP EATING MY NUTS

HELP ME

MY BUSINESS

[arctic talon]

THE NAILS ARE BITING

[storm jungle]

MY CABBAGES-

[tulip sand]

Yes, we freak out because the world eaters numbers are too damn low.

Implant the nails into every CSM, now.

Turning point Eye of Terror.

40k copypastas are my favorite thing to find online

[vagrant fox]

I'm so fuckin' smart for picking the World Eaters as my favourite chaos legion like 20 years ago almost

[crystal forum]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-anchor head guy

[arctic talon]

Dear Mon’keigh, you claim to like having your skin but it’s very easy to peal off with how it’s designed.

-turning point comorroagh

[outer wave]

World Eaters but they're vegan and dont like eating animals

[outer wave]

Legit question? Because many of them are too fuckin' insane to just not kill each other when there's no targets around (they only feel some peace when they're killing things), and some even see it as a way to appease Khorne

[vagrant fox]

Don't worry about it, they'll kill each other and they'll kill others

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/ashtonthwaites-ashtonstutter-gif-25704664

[storm jungle]

its like a subreddit

[gray umbra]

everytime a video game releases and theres a black main character

[dusk patrol]

Mfw I’m reminded other group exists

[gray umbra]

DEIs...

[vagrant fox]

Subreddits are are some Thousand Sons holier than thou shit

[storm jungle]

this but replace game with 40k book covers

[green loom]

This is how we store those folks

[winter vessel]

Dead.
Effective
Immediately

[vagrant fox]

Because the Imperium is woke 😔

[gray umbra]

black and asians in the ultramarines:

[winter vessel]

Big E giving the most 0 0
lOI

Expression

[vagrant fox]

Is miss Piggy then Erda?

It would be in character to throw the babies into actual hell

[winter vessel]

Yeah that tracks

[gray umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/persona-persona3-minato-arisato-makoto-yuki-battle-gif-17813346

[plush mason]

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-the-last-airbender-my-cabbages-screaming-whyy-gif-22682461

that poor dude never got a break

[dusk patrol]

He ended up founding a vast cabbage business empire

[plush mason]

if Kora had included that it would have been the best episode lol

[dusk patrol]

They do sorta

Iirc

One of his factories is in republic city

It’s called Cabbage Corp but it’s a automobile and other automated vehicle producing company

[plush mason]

lmao

perfect

[dusk patrol]

It has this statue outside

[plush mason]

i have only seen a few episodes of Kora btw, came out by the time i had stopped watching cartoons

[plush mason]

love it

[dusk patrol]

So yeah, he eventually made his fortune in manufacturing

[plush mason]

little world building touches like that is why the Avatar series is so good

[vagrant fox]

I only watched the first season, it didn't quite hit the same spot

[plush mason]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-whatever-go-my-jerma-gif-13113563184974228262

i found a cursed gif

[dusky scroll]

Last time, I asked about which faction is in the weakest position (highest risk of getting decimated) in 40k, iirc the answer was Tau.
How about which faction is at the strongest position (or, lowest risk of extinction) ?

Or, most capable of bitch slapping other faction?

[sly ivy]

100% Tyranids

[outer wave]

https://x.com/alejofnm/status/1885201847893238184/photo/1 @queen laurel He got saved actually :)

afnm_sm || COMMISIONS OPEN (@alejofnm) on X

I GOT YOU GIT
#warhammer40k

X · Jan 31, 2025, 5:42 AM

[queen laurel]

Yeah i saw it

[outer wave]

😔 Damn

[dapper gyro]

Or Necron if they are serious.

[opaque coyote]

The best jester joke I ever read up on is when Triboulet slapped the kings ass and said "sorry I thought you were the queen".

He was sentenced to death for mocking the King and Queen. King Francis allowed him to choose his method of death, to which Triboulet responded “… I ask to die from old age.” He was spared and instead banished.

Triboulet actually did die of old age in 1536, at 57 years old because... medieval times.

[spring cairn]

jorkin my pommel

[dusky scroll]

Isn't it kinda' cheating? I mean afaik they are from outside the galaxy. So even if you clear all the tyranids from the galaxy, the Tyranids are still not extinct.

Or, did you mean even if we only count tyranids currently in the galaxy?

[celest dome]

It's Necron and Chaos anyway

[queen laurel]

yeah hard to beat the metal bones with that celestial orrery

[celest dome]

They are the only 2 that could destroy the universe enough that all the other factions dies off, and they will still survive (Necron sleeping, Chaos starting a new game in a different universe

[queen laurel]

yep

[pine wedge]

Orks are low on the extinction totem pole because of their spore shenanigans

I think Chaos would theoretically cease to exist if the Tyranids managed to consume all life in the galaxy/universe tho

(the Tyranids would also burn themselves out at the same time)

[queen laurel]

orks also REALLY REALLY hard to unite

[storm jungle]

The Nids wouldnt really burn out, they'd simply pack up and move to another galaxy as before.

[queen laurel]

yeah it's the same faction that literally pulls out armies out of their pockets like they are paying rent

[plush mason]

the trillions upon trillions already in the galaxy might not even be the main body of the swarm for all we know

[celest dome]

Chaos exist in more than 1 reality. They would just concentrate on a different one for their next game

[queen laurel]

Bro in the aos multiverse archaeon is a seasoned general that conquered multiple realities

[celest dome]

I'd love a story line where Archeon and his armies just arrive in 40k, raze a Hive World and then return to their own universe

[queen laurel]

Would be fun but i don't think the lore runts

Would appreciate it

But who cares about their opinion

[celest dome]

If I can have a normal Chaos Warrior just wreck a SM and/or CSM it would be worth it

[queen laurel]

I would love to watch A brute pulverize a warboss

[celest dome]

A Dreadaught getting it's shit bashed in by a Slaughter Brute

Hell do a collection of short story where the 'equivalent' factions faces each other and fantasy just show what they're made out of

And finish with the Imperium, but while 40k fans are waiting for Karl Franz, the Fantasy ones are cheering for Tanquol

[tough haven]

How it feels to play rogue trader

https://youtu.be/3C4zvFbFrqI?si=CLtTTm5TuzLA-gm-

[queen laurel]

I would love to see a gargantuan squiggoth duke it out with a Maw-krusha

[low gazelle]

Hey guys

Haven't been in here for a bit

Is it still unhinged per usual

[green loom]

https://tenor.com/view/of-course-ben-stiller-oh-yes-gif-14052390

[storm jungle]

[queen laurel]

Such is the lore chat way

[burnt kraken]

what would happen if you took nurgle and dropped him in hand sanitizer

would it help

what if you took khorne to therapy

i don't know if nurgle can feel pain but submerging him in hand sanitizer would probably hurt a lot

he doesn't seem that large

i'm sure we can muster a couple tons of hand sanitizer and drop a big box of it

can chaos gods ever occupy real space or are they just in the warp

like can nurgle ever visit a normal planet

[celest dome]

No

They're concepts, they're as big as they want to be

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-by-that-gif-10559980082154008380

[burnt kraken]

ok so if nurgle decided to be 10cm tall

and i picked him up and put him in hand sanitizer

what would happen

[queen laurel]

the sanitizer would become a breeding ground for supernatural diseases that would then corrupt it and turn it into a pus filled liquid

[burnt kraken]

hm

what about something like molten copper

that would kill off the germs

copper also kills bacteria i think

[queen laurel]

you mean the god that can literally make metal rust just by his presence?

[burnt kraken]

well its molten so

he can turn it into slag i guess but that's still gonna be molten

[queen laurel]

Unfortunately he is a magical disease God and so he can just magically make it gone

[celest dome]

Molten metal can still oxidise

[queen laurel]

yep

he literally encompasses all types of rot

[burnt kraken]

I'll shove him in molten aluminium and he's gonna encase himself in ceramic by accidentally oxidizing all the metal kekw

[celest dome]

You simply can't kill a Chaos God
Just like you can't kill gravity

[burnt kraken]

ok but like

[queen laurel]

yeah they are literally concepts that defy time and space

[celest dome]

He'd just teleport out

[queen laurel]

There is no but like no no no they will literally just destroy your work and go off to doing what they do best

[burnt kraken]

can chaos gods occupy real space or only their effects

[celest dome]

They can't go in real space

[burnt kraken]

can nurgle post up on a planet

ok

[queen laurel]

Just a their presence alone will begin tearing up the place

so no they can't

[burnt kraken]

so the proposition of putting him in disinfectant doesn't work anyway because i cant get the disinfectant to him

what does khorne think about therapy

[celest dome]

You could being disinfectant I'm thr Warp

[queen laurel]

he will tear off your head burn it and make it into a skull for his throne

that's how he will react to it

[burnt kraken]

yeah but the warp is fucky, some deamon is going to yoink it before i get it to him

[celest dome]

Skill issue

[burnt kraken]

what if i promise him 2 skulls if he sits through the therapy

instead of 1 skull

[queen laurel]

he will tear off your head so now he has three

[burnt kraken]

which would be what he would gain from murdering me

[burnt kraken]

no, he only has one skull, because i still have the other 2 skulls somewhere only I would know of

So either kill me (1 skull)
sit through therapy (my skull + 2 more skulls)

[celest dome]

Why would Khorne want therapy, they are perfectly happy as they are

[queen laurel]

He would RIP off your head drink your blood to know where it is and tell someone to get it and then you're dead

[burnt kraken]

khorne can access memories from drinking your blood?

[queen laurel]

Blood magic is fun

[burnt kraken]

ok so

what abooouuuutt

[celest dome]

He is the Blood God, of course he can

[burnt kraken]

this is difficult

btw when people die do they get sent to hell forever, what happens to their souls

[queen laurel]

yeah anything just him punching your head in is enough for him to get the memories of where you hid those skulls

[burnt kraken]

if you're a guardman and you die for the emperor

does your soul now stay in the warp forever to be tortured by chaos

[celest dome]

Either it's whisked to safety to be in the Emperor's domain (Warp space around Terra), or it dissolve and get eaten by Warp beings

[burnt kraken]

so you don't suffer eternally

thats nice

i find nurgle to be very unsatisfying to look at

i want to clean him

stitch his wounds

pop his blisters

give him a shower

i guess that's the point

i wonder how he stays alive

[storm jungle]

Normal peoples souls will either dissipate in the Warp or be tortured by daemons depending on the circumstances, the Emperor every rarely if ever "saves" someone, 99.9% of the time its just religious lise and propaganda

Psykers tend to just usually get tortured forever by daemons

you very much suffer eternally depending on the situation lol

[burnt kraken]

why do psykers do that

[storm jungle]

Do what

https://tenor.com/view/darktide-40k-psyker-explode-perils-gif-10586129510772702813

[queen laurel]

I think he's genuinely curious why when they die they go through some of the most horrific fate in warhammer

The simple answer really is just that when you're a psyker your soul is more bright

And tastier so daemons like it more

[storm jungle]

Id suggest reading the lexi

[queen laurel]

Yes

Good place that is

[rose thorn]

This reminds me of when paladin dance fucking eats space ship thruster

https://youtu.be/Z6E59IeqXW0?si=01N2ZhXzQ6yxDIbh

With out a helmet he’s just

Okay

Lmao

[queen laurel]

as always that powerarmor comes in clutch

[rose thorn]

I swear to god there was a mod to make him wear his helmet during this

[vagrant fox]

I distinctly remember him putting on and wearing a helmet for this mission alone

[green loom]

Same

Stupid animation for it too

[dusk patrol]

He’s supposed to be wearing a helmet

It’s a bug if he’s not, he switches to helmet once you get close to the building iirc

[queen laurel]

He removes that helmet when he becomes your companion yeah

If i remember anyway because he was not wearing that

[rose thorn]

I don’t think there’s even one in his inventory

[winter vessel]

Sometimes I just scavenge or buy a T-60 helmet for him to wear. Like “Danse, put some head protection for goodness sake.”

[rose thorn]

@queen laurel I love the regiments of renown

[queen laurel]

where ya got this image

[rose thorn]

Video

[queen laurel]

pog

[rose thorn]

I’ll probs run wolves in kruleboyz

[queen laurel]

well another day of waiting for me for the lore blurbs

[rose thorn]

A few dropped on warcom but I’m pretty excited

[queen laurel]

Yeah basically I want every lore thingy and just stop caring at that the army rules and model preview

[rose thorn]

Lmao

[rose thorn]

I can officially said I used warhammer as apart of my interview

[dusky scroll]

They will also never be dominant. Because they active fight each other when there's nothing else to fight nearby.

[dusky scroll]

Do Chaos or Tyranids really deal with Necrons? I mean, chaos has nothing to gain from soul-less beings. And Tyranids probably don't like to chew on metal plates.

[outer wave]

How so?

[rose thorn]

Had to show off a passion project

[opaque coyote]

Necrons have made technology that goes against Chaos directly

In fact one of their plans was to basically destroy the warp

And cause basically most of the universe to fucking die since they're all connected to it

Tyranids fucking hate them whenever they encounter each other because Necrodermis is extremely hard to digest

[celest dome]

Chaos will destroy Necron if they are in their way, same thing for Tyranids for the most part

[storm jungle]

^

[arctic talon]

Nids avoid Necrons. Chaos will destroy Necrons and necron stuff

[storm jungle]

Orks very much can grow-fight out of control as long as they got a dominant "alpha" leader ala Ghaz

the infighting only gets distruptive when theres no one to knock their heads together and make them focus on the big picture which is what warbosses do

[celest dome]

Just need to have some Orks manage to shout a waagh toward an outside force

[outer wave]

Ahhhhh

[spark zenith]

my favourite chapter is the black templars solely for the fact they wear loincloths and they go hard on power armour

i fucking LOVE black templars

[dusky scroll]

Sorry, I didn't understand what this means.

[opaque coyote]

Y'know the pylons that were in Cadia? They were originally made by the Necrons to block Warp shit

[arctic talon]

Every chapter wears loincloths though

Well

Most

[opaque coyote]

There were much more. And they were originally meant to be used for a plan that would try to disconnect the warp from the material realm

Unfortunately most creatures have souls. Which are inheritely warp based

[spark zenith]

they rock it better then anyone else

[opaque coyote]

But that plan is essentially depricated due to them deciding to nap instead.

[dusky scroll]

How will Chaos destroy Necrons?
Like, chaos forces manifests through corrupted psychic links or those portals.
Necrons don't have a soul to corrupt and they can block those gateways.

[arctic talon]

Killing them

Destroy their planets

[opaque coyote]

Physical force

Necrons still die to bullets

[arctic talon]

Necrons still die to warp fire and daemon blades

In fact daemon weapons are good at killing Necrons

Because they slice through pretty much anything lol

[dusky scroll]

But afaik they are the best at "Material-based" warfare. Tech being even more advanced than Eldar tech.

[arctic talon]

Well that doesn’t matter

They can still be killed

[spark zenith]

deamons be tweaking when the IG rock up wtih 1,200 tanks

[arctic talon]

Necron tomb complexes have been destroyed by daemons before

[arctic talon]

Doesn’t really matter

If the daemons have a big enough source of power

[storm jungle]

I.G start tweaking when daemons appear in force

[arctic talon]

Non psychic weapons or non blank stuff aren’t going to do shit

[spark zenith]

i love the concept of deamons being engaged in conventional warfare

[arctic talon]

A bloodletter is a horrifying combatant when juiced up

Now granted cut off their juice

And they die a lot easier

The issue is once it gets to a certain point it’s impossible

[opaque coyote]

Chaos is a helluva drug

[spark zenith]

i trust the IG

[arctic talon]

I LOVE WARP JUICE

in any case flak armor is just as useful as power armor

When it comes to stopping a daemons weapon who has some juice

Which is to say it’s utterly worthless

[storm jungle]

GUN LEAN

[opaque coyote]

Unless if it has like

Sorcery runes slapped on it or something

But that's Heresy (tm)

[arctic talon]

Well that’s not normal armor

Psykers are inherently going to be better at fighting daemons

Same with blanks

[spark zenith]

imagine the smell...

[opaque coyote]

Blank staring at the insane man babbling about how his stupid fucking magic spell isn't casting

(Magic doesn't exist idiot)

[spark zenith]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwoLJ09Wxnw&t=173s

this shit is an eargasm

gets me tweaking

[storm jungle]

stop TWEAKING

[spark zenith]

you think the IG get insurance money from being deafend by a titan warhorn?

[opaque coyote]

"The emperor has commanded me to not take drugs. For drugs are bad.

Now let me pray while whipping myself several times."

• Average Sister of Battle

[arctic talon]

No

They’d get augmentics

To fix their ears prolly

But that’s it