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Or multiple gates
thats open
courtesy of corrupt templars during the crusades
The Iron Sultanate are a bit better off with a literal divine wall being sent down by god
hah
while Heaven is more ???? on how they get stuff down
so what do demons want
They want to take over the world
why
crazy I know
the demiurge
Lucifer did in fact defy god
and get sent to hell
the angels that went with him all found some horrifying eldritch abomination
here's also concept of what New Antioch looks like, their frontlines that is
are those tanks
notice the manned field artillery, and then look at those tanks
yep, thats New antioch for you
the headlights are bigger than a person
Anyways yeah the Angels who went to hell found something horrifying in hell
that even the other demons stayed away from
and then they started worshiping it
like ancient beings?
not created by god
so god is not omnipotent in this setting
It was hidden behind a bunch of rubble and it looked like the demons were trying to keep it sealed in
God is in fact not omnipotent yeah
that's the thing, since TC is fairly new, a lot is yet to be confirmed
either that or God did create this thing
He’s why humanity has all the advanced tech for how early it is
and uh
shoved it deep deep down
into the depths of hell
and then the demons did it to that as well
He’s basically whispered all these advanced things to them to help them survive
so humanity went through regular history before the crusades right
so there were greek and roman gods worshipped before the christian one
as in like new Testmenet god
from my attendance in church and small groups, there is record of God creating other beings beyond the angels and Humanity
Also the Jesus clones who are endlessly butchered and regenerate for the 100 years they live.
Metachrists™️
dumbass question but are there jews in the setting
they kinda sketchy
there are Hebrew Knights
Yes
Yes and they caused all this
Probably
is the abrahamic god the same for both religions
yes
Knights Templar
All 3
They're cloistered away in some secret fortress we don't know about
and muslims
the Fafo during the crusades at Jerusalem
"same"
It’s complicated
yeah
not IRL i mean in the setting
anyways did you know the Silk Road is active still
yeah even in the setting its complicated
ah
theres in universe debates on it
lol
beyond just the creators deciding to not confirm or deny it
so is china and japan alive
China is probably alive
is shintoism a thing
considering the silk road is active
unknown
what about buddhism
would be cool to see hinduism depicted
And that's about it
Also yeah the medeteranian
We know the Americas are their own thing
The Polish have vampires
And that the heretics tried to invade them
who worship God
not Transylvania smh
Vlad is a thing yes
I think they also haave vampires lol
Vlad has to be a vampire
There's a bit in the lore primer about him impaling a bunch of heretics
Vampires don't like hell it would seem
its kinda bad. All of, at least most of humanity, is consolidating their forces in New Antioch. there is much emphasis on the city. IF THAT FALLS, then Humanity is done for. and that city has been sieged eight times, since its first destruction, and has never been breached since then
either that or Vampires like
keep the beliefs they did in life which I could also see
Also because heaven and hell are kinda busy it’s possible to die multiple times in TC and come back
so coming back to god, he does in fact support the christian faction right
like directly
yes,
Depending on how you die and luck and all that
Technically only Antioch was destroyed, I don't think New Antioch is built directly on top of it?
He’s also not supposed to and it’s complicated because that
so devils already won most of the planet
No
Not really
Its a stalemate
Him directly intervening has fucked with stuff too
you're saying it's just nova antioch
its a strongpoint
not necessarily. as there is still conflict with human factions, hell is also facing internal struggle
He’s not supposed to be doing what he’s doing so it messes stuff up and all that
It's mostly the middle east and northern africa
The Demons are pushed up to like the Balkans or something
the forces of hell are not really united
just like real life
both the Iron Wall and New Antioch
are like strong points against hell
and if they fall humanity is probably fucked
so hell wants to not only take over earth but also destroy all of god's believers if im getting this right
also yeah the forces of hell are a clusterfuck, they're very much classical Demon/devils
Destroy or convert yes
it's not just about control but about removing god's power
It's pretty funny when you considers there's like, no land route to Antioch, and the Heretics have basically total naval supremacy
as its been written in scripture, yes
its a bit odd lol
but don't think about it too hard

True
they do?
Ye
do demons have battleships or smth
kinda scary if the heretics control the seas, what could be lurking in the depths terrifies me
The Heretics are in the lead in like ships and armoured vehicles
and all of this is actually manufactured and not just shit out of a demon portal rigjt
Because they've got supernatural shit forged straight in hell
It’s all a weird mix of steampunk, WW1 and even more modern tech and beyond
Like they have some guns which are much more modern
The Iron Sultanate have a bit more of a level playing field than New Antioch with the Iron Wall which is weird and magic and lets them do weird shit
Antioch meanwhile is uh
Kinda just doing whatever
I mean hell does have their own ordnance to manufacture. as evident from Exhibit A: The Artiller Witch
Antioch has power armor and firepower
so why did god stop at WW1 instead of giving humans laser guns
He didn’t
It goes beyond WW1
There’s like straight up hand held machine guns and other wild stuff
Power armor
Church Space Program
Also him intervening is bad
Yeah there's weird shit like bio engineered super soldiers in the Mechanized Heavy Infantry
Or the Paladins
Like the fact that he’s directly intervening is almost as bad as hell
do they have planes
and even they lost the means to make more
And Crusader Orders in general
yes but they aren't on the tabletop
because its skirmish scale
Because the forces of heaven have rules and fuck with reality
It’s a Pandora’s box kinda scenario
More like
It’s like him directly intervening disrupts the natural order
And fucks things up
and as stated he isn't omnipotent so he can't just rewrite the rules
implied
It’s a dangerous game
so this again leads me to believe there are multiple gods following a set of rules
Which is why it seems he’s largely helped by telling them how to make stuff
just like real life bro

Also his direct intervention has caused stuff like the trench pilgrims to exist which are super fucked
mormons will save nova antioch
Shut
The artillery shells which “sing” the words God used to make the world but backwards are super fucked up
Words of creation I think
Nyarlathotep and Philemon totally not Satan and God can't intervene in Persona so they do it through a bunch of intermediaries
Including not Hitler
I still don't get how putting sunglasses on Hitler censors him

He's smiling in his original sprite as well lol
so is god actually good in this setting or is he like the emperor
God seems good in Trench Crusade
Uh, he seems to try but everything is so fucked
^
reminds of a scene in the office where Pam dressed up as charlie chaplin, but if she took of the hat she'd look too much like adolf
The Trench Pilgrims are not what he wants but an example of why his intervention is bad
so why doesn't he just let this all play out
i look at these guys and think of the nomes from LN
Like the church literally tells them “please don’t break yourself on the wheels of the Anchorite Shrines” but they still do it
Because then everyone would have died
is that what demons want
to kill everyone
I mean probably
so we dont know
apparently the rules for that its meant to sponge an attack meant for the Anchorite. but then you see em and like they're helping by like two percent with their effort
Yeah it’s symbolic
they want as many souls to be damned to hell
why
They do it because it supposedly protects the shrine during battle
sigh
do they gain power from it
yes
The dude in the shrine arguably has it worse off
the anchorites are super archaic power armor no?
yeah, makes the dreadnought in 40k seem more comforting and thats a stretch
or something similar to it
Basically
im just trying to understand the end game for demons here
ok everybody is in hell now what
Eternal fun basically
Same shit like bill from gravity falls wants
Torture for all eternity and something about spiting god since they won
they get to have a good time, maybe try to take down Heaven
im starting to think these demons aren't really nice guys
seen Helluva Boss or hazbin hotel? That but nobody is happy and it sucks 24/7 non stop
just a hunch
apparently they have "hundreds" of these big fellas embedded into the 77 towers that surround New Antioch
AoT type beat
what a waste of a perfectly edible lamb
the trench pilgrams are weirdos
The wild thing is, the church literally tries to tell them “hey don’t break yourself on the shield”
But they still line up hoping to get picked before a battle
nobody seems to be stopping them
that's amazing that they're comprised of "volunteers"
Can’t really force them to not and in the moment
They’re also just sorts
Roving bands
Trench Pilgrims aren’t centralized
you're talking about the guy strung up on the wheel?
They just kinda go around
witch burner is just dripped
Yeah he’s alive
nobody's cutting him down
They go up to the Anchorite and beg to be the one on the shield and the Anchorite breaks him on it
The Trench Pilgrams are like so absurdly unhinged lol
Yeah cause he’s the lucky one
its so funny
oh lol
Anchorites attract trench pilgrims
been focusing on New Antioch, will learn more on the TP. any interesting events that makes em nutty?
just like
And often are commanded by a bishop or whatever
so the setting is not grimdark to the point where trench pilgrims are considered cool
shove themselves into horrific things
I like em but they’re fucked up
(Sniper priest) and (stigmatic nun)
and people im the setting realize that ye?
Trench Pilgrams are like beyond whats considered "fine" in society
though whats considered "fine" in society
is pretty fucked up
not like 40k zealots who are praised and shit
Well some people praise the trench pilgrams
think of like TC seeing 40k and going "hah, amateurs"
the actual military thinks they're unhinged
Out of my History of Antisemitism class!
and yes, that cross is nailed to the face
Anchorite and Communicants are actual heavy hitters
oh hey jerk o matic is painting that
Yeah they’re based around cannon fodder with a few very fucked up elites
communicant tank hunter got his little ammo buddy tagging along with him, so wholesome
Who wreck house
You know I was gonna say that this reminded me of the great and roman statues with crosses carved in their faces, but I found a TC post already talking about it.... darn
what's the point of the ammo belt
we havent seen the chads fighting in hell right
same reason as to asking "what's the point of nailing hands to this"
due to the fact its Skirmish scale
hey they got millions they might expand
A paladin meant for each circle of hell
somehow managed to make pure metal sexy
we have art for the 3rd and 4th circle of hell paladins
are paladins super humans
and here we have our silent hill nurses
they got the best metachrist blood and flesh in them
there used to be 12, now there's only 9 left
so is the deeper circles stronger paladins
He’s the Black Grail one right?
paladins or metachrists?
Paladins
Paladins
they never recovered the twos bodies did they?
That is the implication yeah
They were not
Paladins got the OG blood and are basically superheroes
oh lol there's just a handful of paladins
Yeah
absolutely demolishing hell
yet again, lost the means to make more
They’re trying
oh also theyr'e all super hot and the people who attend to them are blinded so they can't have impure thoughts
this is actual lore

this setting even has kaldor draigos wow
do we even know how the 2 died
so what the fuck is a metachrist by the way
yeah, but at least these guys interest me, KD can stuff it
I don’t think so
a clone of Christ
as in Jesus christ
clones of "christ", which is what interests me
They're pretty much harvested for their blood and flesh
The church is carving them up
and the clone blood gives super powers
And they’re regenerating
It’s how Communicants are made
so are these jesus's super strong or something
unclear how strong the individual meta christs actually are
bell boy
Or this
beyond just the fact we know their blood and flesh causes mutations
do they get weaker the more he is cloned
they're...imperfect
so actual jesus juice would make you super super human
The original was the best
yeah the original was close to perfect
The one born from the Virgin Mary, yes
so there is a possibility that somebody in the setting ate original jesus flesh
and im not talking about the bread
like one of his apostles
But that’s how the church is able to hang generally, they can churn out armies of communicants and also have the Anchorites, who are basically indestructible but can’t be made anymore.
And they have sooooo much cannon fodder to protect them
The thing with the metajesuses is that their lore is spotty
At least last time I checked
oh so this setting also has tech regression despite it being medieval dieselpunk
yeah
they're pretty light on lore
its not consistent. again, we don't have valid confirmation since this is still fairly new
which im ok
Certain faithful factions worship certain meta christs
with
Not regression, the invasion happened during the og crusades
no
Is it that meta christs are just demons
judas is alive in the setting and he ate jesus flesh so he's a demi god
but everybody hates him
since betrayed christ
More just the Anchorites were made by a specific group iirc or even one dude and that got destroyed
Christ has been dead for a millenia before the demons came btw
So most likely meta christs are not actually related to christ at all
I personally think they are straight demons pretending

The god referenced in universe is just khorne
lame
Who does not care from where the blood flows
he killed himself after he sold out Christ to the Pharasees. that's a long gap of history in between
Anyway naked murder nuns ate meata josh flesh
pretending to be dead
josh?
how do you pretend hang
i choose judas not because he's the most sensical but because he'd be hated by everyone
jesus flesh
Jesus' real name is josh
you mean Yeshua?
Yeah josh
yahve
Yeshua->Joshua
been a while since i read hebrew
fair enough
funny movie
Basically Oily Josh is an accurate way to say Jesus Christ
of nazareth
Of nazareth yes
city in israel
which by extent, jerusalem. which then is most likely occupied by Luci Lou and his merry band of demonic Maniacs via Heretic Armies
anyways, TC may be the first time i create my own homebrew force of minis
Can't wait until we get prussian models (In prob 1-2 years) since they units they have revealed are so cool
the lore of prussia is hilarious to me
why is prussia there
germanic states decided to form prussia early
best drip even in a dystopian setting
Tank splitters look great
fancy hats
he has a backup sword
plot twist, the one sheathed in his belt is stronger than the one in his right hand
also wearing the dress coat in battle is certainly a drip statement
so is austria hungary around
"outlandish system" makes me laugh. also, least the Teutonics persevered through their descendants
prob not but it would be cool if we got super solider Caroleans
Swedes
That's if Sweden even became the de-facto super power of Scandinavia in this timeline
i hope finland became the superpower
finnish people will fight bears man dont mess with them
btw what's the name of those slavic nomads who wrecked everybody in the ukraine area of the world
i fucking forgot
This is also a woman Hauptmann Frederica von Goltz, normal Prussian women can't join most of their military but nobles no matter their gender can join whatever they choose
which I find pretty funny for some reason
Look at this dork
"fuck you I'm chosen by god"
He still believes in Finland

who wrote the letter to the ottomans
He doesn’t know
calling them every sort of insult imaginable
COSSACKS
i hope cossacks are in the setting
they're based as hell
btw
You Turkish Satan, brother and comrade of the damned devil and secretary to Lucifer himself! What the hell kind of knight are you? The devil s[hit]s and you and your army swallow [it]. You aren't fit to have the sons of Christians under you; we aren't afraid of your army, and we'll fight you on land and sea.
this was their letter to the ottoman sultan
"Turkish Satan" crazy lmao
I hope we get an official map when they're finished with all the kickstarter orders
literally one of their national passtimes lol
"man history sure is boring, lets make it a romance novel so it wont be so boring anymore"
"oh and while we are at it better make sure we whitewash and glorify the Empire's history, cant have people knowing all the horrible shit we did and had happen to us"
damn we talking about trench crusade?
that setting's metal, but haven't been able to play it yet
unfortunately none of the New Antioch subfactions synergize with my preferred playstyle of shitloads of dakka
they're, funnily enough, almost entirely melee-focused which is incredibly ironic
maybe they'll come out with an English subfaction for that, since iirc they DID invent the machinegun irl
for now, though, i gave all my guys french names
It’s so weird Antioch is melee heavy for subfactions
It feels like it contradicts several loadout options
yeah, i guess it might be that they still want a reason to play the base subfaction
Ig
since if they had a Gun+ subfaction nobody would ever play base New Antioch
Britain also invented the Tank as well
i want a subfaction all about the mechas with machineguns
Trench crusade is never going to have vehicles
Explicitly
Well
Like big vehicles
i maxxed out those guys in my army, the rest are Poor Fucking Infantry
Fun fact you probably all already knew.
Tank was originally a code word. They were labeled as water tanks.
I remember an alt. History book that did something cool with the concept.
Essentially it was an alternative timeline where the Confederacy somehow won.
...only to collapse like 20 years later due to the advent of new technology making slave labor more trouble than it's worth.
point being i just have the riflemen to support my Medieval Wolf Brigade
Yes
it would be fun, just dont forget to give them helmets lmao
But essentially America created the tank with in that Alt. History timeline.
But they were called Barrels this time
they ONLY come with their rifles
Who needs helmets? Just don't get sharpnel stuck in your skull loser

"i could buy helmets for all my guys... OR i could buy another guy"
Seriously helmets don't really block bullets that well. Especially back then.
They were mainly to protect from shrapnel from explosions
america exists in this time?
Yeah. Remember the Confederacy wanted to secede due to wanting to continue using slaves
The union would still be an entity
Just with less states than before
Also the Confederacy collapsed in said book
Like 40 years after they won

in game iirc their whole thing is they provide a -1 to injury
which in a d6 game is huge
How old are most chapter's space marine scouts?
America in Trench Crusade never got colonized
all we know is they defeated a Heretic Legion invasion
and that Spain trades with them
Calgar here should have been made a battle brother by 20 probably but got held back due to circumstances with how he was found
but if the union and the confederacy exist in Trench Crusade that implies they did
if not, the Iroquois regardless would be a badass faction, though New Antioch does have a lot of subfactions as is
hey, millions of dollars and more income along the way
all they need is time and effort
They’re going slow for now
Mass producing models is obviously pretty hard to start out
They don’t wanna over extend themselves
idk what they initial plans were but with the money they made they could make a lot of models plastic injected
but that's a huge process
and they have so many models
They’ve said they don’t wanna expand too fast and their quality is a big part of their appeal
did they say they'd print the models
They are printing them I believe
would be a game changer for the industry if they can supply enough for the demand using only printers
I don’t think they’re using injection moulding
goes to show how outdated GW's methods are 
No what GW does
that's what im saying
It’s better and is more consistent and works for mass production
they could have replaced forge world resin with on demand printed resin
They 3D print some stuff but it’s a lesser method for their volume and consistency
like why arent titans 3d printed
Because they have the moulds
makes no sense to use moulds for such low volume
and the moulds get shittier over time
It’s a niche product anyways, but they’re gonna make good on their investment I assume
It’s already on demand basically
it could be printed for cheaper instead of buying more moulds
They don’t really do pieces like that anymore and won’t after the moulds are done I expect
They don’t
Once they break they’re done largely
Unless it’s a product which warrants it
Which titans would not
so that's still dog shit
they could do so many models on demand instead of retiring them
I doubt that’s worth it
How would it be, they’re wasting time on on demand stuff barely anyone buys
you get one industrial printer making all the on demand stuff
you dont need one for every product
I doubt it would be worth the effort
On demand products are a death kell anyways for a model, it generally means it’s out the door
It’s better to just focus on the stuff that people are buying
that's because it's injection molded
On demand stuff is basically only old as dirt models now
literally they lose no money from just having stuff on the store waiting to be printed
Yes and it’s not worth it for 20+ year old models no ones buying and half are just printing themselves
Opportunity cost
The effort put into it probably wouldn’t even be worth it
what effort
the effort was done long ago when the model was created
it's just sitting on a computer doing nothing
if somebody decides to buy it that's some extra cash for an already successful product
resin cost is negligible
printer cost is paid by just 4 titans
Because they don’t have unlimited space and machines
that's not counting the countless models no longer sold currently
And the money would be so negligible
a printer takes very little space, even industrial ones
Also as far as I’m aware they don’t like to use 3D printing for their models
which circles back to me saying they're outdated
and TC team using printers is going to show some stuff to the industry
They’re not, their new models are way beyond what 3D printing could mass produce
It’s not because everyone does it
It’s the easy cheap route
Injection moulding is the harder more quality one
have you ever quoted a part to be injection moulded eternal
and had it manufactured
It’s why GWs models are so detailed, they used 3D printing for some stuff to make the concept but the injection moulding is why they look so good
3D printing maybe one day is gonna be able to do that at the scale they need but it’s an arms race of different things
I’ve been intimately involved with working at various factories for precision moulding yes
have you done the quotes and the design process
have you?
me?
No and I know you haven’t done it for models either so it doesn’t matter
I’m aware of the why
And GW isn’t in the business to lose money on this stuff
They’re not doing it for shits and giggles
They’re literally at the forefront of war gaming models production
Their stuff is at the peak for what it is and the price.
the process is the same, eternal. you can accomplish a lot more with printing than injection moulding simply due to the physical limits of CNC machining and all the endless issues associated with the chosen plastic
And you can drastically see the improvement over the years
injection moulding limits creativity a ton
The issue as I understand is speed and consistency
You can’t mass produce stuff at the scale and precision they need
you can print stuff that would be impossible to injection mould
there are much less physical constraints
Yes and it doesn’t matter because it takes too long and isn’t feasible for what they need
Their models aren’t the prettiest models that exist
But at the scale they do it?
im not talking all their models
There’s better models made by like Weta
but say their low volume high price models like HH primarchs
You’re underestimating the volume needed
They have 3D printers they use for these, they just don’t use them to produce a ton of models cause it’s not worth it.
Maybe one day it will
i am confident it could be if they tried
After a mould is done the model is done, and by then they’ve largely made a new one
from my experience in the industry at least
they will never replace injection moulding completely
you can't print most injection moulded plastics
Not yet at least
I’m very curious where the industry is gonna be in like
20 years
3D printing has exploded so much in such a short time
The fact that you can buy one for fairly cheap and make pretty damn great models with one is wild
that's only the consumer level you're seeing
me every other thursday
I’ve seen some cutting edge stuff
industrial printing is a whole different level
It’s wild
My dad in particular works for a company who are on the bleeding edge of it for machine parts
but it's still very cost prohibitive
The speed it’s improving and becoming cheaper is wild
Eternal is right btw
I wouldn’t be shocked if it becomes a normal home appliance for basic things in like
20 years
About the whole titan thing
and why they don't print on demand
Just doesn't make sense from a business standpoint
they've been saying that since 1990
i wonder if GW has released a sustainable plan for 3d printing being so pervasive
Have had this convo before with ppl that worked there
Titans were always a kinda failure largely, but GW throws a lot of darts at the board
3d printing doesn't cut into their business as much as people think it does
i can tell you right now that just because senior people say something doesn't mean it's true (they're stuck up)
Also why Titan rules suck now and they haven’t updated them
i've seen some big company engineers just completely not understand a new process because they just dont like it
Limited factory space, already have all the machines and moulds-doesn't make sense to introduce an entire new system to an established system
I seriously doubt GW is leaving that much money on the table, you’re vastly overestimate how much print on demand makes them
It’s print on demand for a reason
that last part is precisely the problem. they dont want to try anything new out of fear of losses
Same for their books and stuff, it’s almost more like
A courtesy
Than a money maker
They've tried out plenty new things
finecast for one
and we all know how that went
I don’t too you’re getting Jay how GW is at the forefront for this stuff
being at the forefront doesn't make you good at adapting. just means the competition is worse
Like ffs just look at models from 2016
And the new releases
It’s wild how much they’ve improved
Is no competition, hasn't really been since the 80s
And continue to
But yea the model quality from 7e to 9e is insane
There’s no one close to their level tbh at the scale they do it
For wargaming at least
just means the competition is worse
You’re really not getting how insane the quality is for GW
Like look at Lucius
That model would be a fucking weta piece ten years ago
the only thing im stating now is looks can be deceiving
And now it’s in plastic
Even the regular cadian has so much detail
The stuff they make with plastic was unheard of for resin years ago
I like the old ones better personally

Its more like
but the new ones are way more detailed
I don’t hate them I mostly liked the old Kasrkin masks more
But idk I’m fine with it
Probably

Them and Steel Legion, Elysians
KT is prob the entire reason why Krieg got an entire range re-release
(well that and fucking braindead fanbase but still)
Yeah KT is a genius format for shit like that, the other regiments wouldnt really sell as well like the early days prob but id still love to have them in any format tbh
And presumably it sold insanely well
i told you for so long that GW would notice how insanely big the krieg fanbase is and they'll get a range
Yeah unfortunately lol
It takes 2 years for a model to be completed so yeah they probably saw a long while ago
I like them as a regiment but putting them at the forefront of the codex as a special edition and shit is disgusting!!!
also that yeah
krieg is more loved than cadia
its basically the classic Jin-roh syndrome
people love evil dudes in gasmasks/World war gear
Gas masks are cool
which i mean i get it im a helghast fangirl
but never listen to the furry!
shut up!
Yes
look who's laughing now

next up is valhallan range trust
also like even in dorktide, the mask is fucked but people still buy the krieg shit in droves
that tells you a lot lol
If they listened to you Jay the model lines would all look like that Wolfdawg fanart
He knows his audience can’t blame him for that
not untrue....
It’s at least high quality furry smut

I get enough seeing some of my friends wanna fuck tyrannids
i dont need this ontop of that
unironically?
lol yeah
Need a new Kharn (PBUH) model
of all factions to fuck
there's orks
they arent as good
how would you know this
Snorks
It's more interesting than another big titty tau anime gf
^
Have you guys considered consensual sex with a human
no
and not creatures
I mean
are we rating kinks by how interesting they are now
humans can be creatures
Hell yea brudder hh
also fun fact, Nids can also reproduce by themselves as per lore
I do
Maybe they shit out more nids
sometimes I take a big enough shit that it gains sentience
i am, with you in mind
Hold on lemme get the passage
Sorry Jay, I'd leave you with frosted turds for a week
please stop making me regret reading
Realistically they're probably like aphids - functionally genderless creatures which are born 'pregnant' with a clutch of clone embryos which they birth (or lay as eggs) before their life cycle expires
also yes of course its fucking Kryptman
A German (presumably) managed to shit on the ceiling at one of my old jobs. I reckon it requires a mighty splashback
I’m mostly impressed
that's dedication
A German (PBUH)
damn
I can safely say I’ve never managed to shit on a ceiling
that's your brain trying to shield you from the other possibilities
Death Guard ahh comment
Grabbing it is nasty, grody-ass woman
BUT SHITTING ON THE CEILING ISNT?
remember they could include this but not gore at launch because of germany again
Germany determined to ruin everything they can after they got back to back clapped
Yes but I prefer to imagine a more sanitary launch method
germany be like "Im gonna need you to replace an entire human enemy faction with robots"
Germany be like "Im gonna need you to replace my entire male population with Turks"
LMFAO
but they can still vote in Turkish elections
Mfw I was talking to this German guy and he was mad about the Polish people in his country but said, unironically “Well someone has to do the plumbing I guess.”
Cant believe we got Nids having birthing tracts before 11th Edition
did it say which kind of nids have them?
No irony either
In the Short he is inspecting normal gaunts it makes sense since they are the most numerous bioforms especially if they run off to hide after an invasion possibly fails
I had a conversation end on a similar-ish note about sometimes having to pick the strawberries
yeah true
because it meantioned "vanguard" and i was like, oh nice..lictors can have babies
yeah the idea of being swarmed by a mob of juvenile lictors is not a fun one
You will enjoy more pregnancy lore
I had to really resist making any comments, I thought he was joking at first
also how the fuck is Kryptman even still alive?
no like, wasnt that like 500 years ago as of the current point in the setting?
so i know commissars use bolt pistols las pistols and plasma pistols maybe even stub pistols do they get a choice usually or are they also stuck in the fuck you get what you get area
Uh lucky
^
After 300 it’s a crap shoot
On if the treatments will work or whatever
Some people just die
Some keep ticking
I am 300 years old
You CAN kinda maybe get like "rewarded" better weapons for your service, or just fucking switch in the warzone
300 is the most that generally can be guaranteed as a rule
his hate of the nids keeps him alive
dont forget convenient mcguffin for said special character too
fucking dumbass coteaz
I HATE YOU AND YOUR DUMBASS BOOK
Shut up he’s cool
also when are we getting plasma pistol fartshart
Oh I didn’t realize Wayne June passed away today
Yeah fucking sucks
i dont think i can even properly play any future update without him now
Oh yeah that guy

i have no idea who this person is but i am just imagining a dude walking around with a big ass book on his back that is actually some xeno device that is keeping him alive
Knowing the new DD2 dlc was one of the last things he worked on really sucks
My 2 cents is get a sound alike for confession mode
But have a new perosn do all the kingdoms
DD2 dlc?
Yeah i assume so, his voice is like what made Darkest Dungeon lol
Darkest dungeon 2
oh
Wiat does kingdoms use him as a va I need to check
It definitely does
Ah
VA-work usually gets done months in advance
Shit
Wane June is like
Yes
He has special lines for all the Miltia types
And the upgrades
I guess they will need to hire a sound alike I guess
Ngl
If they wanna keep making dlc
I’d rather them not
Me too
I’d like kingdoms to hard pivot VA
Yeah again, hes what made the games
He’s iconic yes, but he isn’t essential imo
it would be EXTREMELY jarring
I do loves how different
The kingdoms guy isn’t even the ancestor I think
His delivery is as the academic
It’s the academic
Based
That’s literally the lore
You’re busy coordinating the defense of the kingdoms now as repentance LOL
Infinite power, nah
Infinite community service, yeah
I LOVE DARKEST DUNGEON 2!!!!
Alternatively, it would be fun is each region has a VA
No like I actually do
DD2 is literally an average tuesday in WHF
“They’re fucked if you don’t help them”
But they will probably hire a sound alike
darkest dungeon series is my favorite game
While the normal Miltia only need mild assistance
its not my favorite but its on the upper tiers
DD2 Sucks
dd1 >
They are basically different games entirely lmao
End yourself.
GUN LEAN MAN GUN LEAN
I like the combat of 2 so much
the combat is SOOO fucking satisfying
Sooooooo boring
the fact that they actually move is SEX
Black reliquary
GYATT
Fixes my issues with DD1 combat
Which makes it less absurdly stun and alpha strike centric
leave it to the devs of a porn-game to make a better combat system
With the preparation turns
I am not fucking a kvarotz golem sis
💀
Oh nah yeah like
It’s porting DD2 combat

