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dusk patrol
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A puzzle even.

spare osprey
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Luther is just

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missing

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atm

plush mason
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ah

dusk patrol
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He escaped shortly into the 13th BC and yeah

spare osprey
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where we left off with him though he was on the repentant side

dusk patrol
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Last we heard he was gathering Fallen

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But we don't know for sure.

spare osprey
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ramblings about how the Lion will forgive him

queen laurel
dusk patrol
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He apparently would only ramble about how he was sorry and asking for forgivness when they had him on the Rock

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And only the Supreme Grand Master knew of him.

spare osprey
plush mason
spare osprey
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i forget which chapter it was

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but he was shown luther cause the chapter was being formed for the sole purpose of hunting cypher

spare osprey
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and i can't take their drip from them like this

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like i love the ICC, but i can't turn my boys into em

queen laurel
plush mason
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kek

spare osprey
plush mason
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ah

spare osprey
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they're not said to be anything but it's pretty obv they're the Risen

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who became primaris and are now wandering body guards for random DA around the galaxy

crisp heath
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the fact you didn't ask me Gera speaks volumes šŸ˜’

pine wedge
dusk patrol
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Not totally clear, he had the false Astartes process and was juiced by chaos for a bit but

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Similar to why Kor Phaeron is I guess

vagrant fox
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He was in stasis a lot

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They'd pull him out, shout at him, put him back in stasis

storm jungle
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Old folks home ahh treatment

wintry scarab
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How much more of an advantage would a librarian have over a regular human psyker? Psyker power wise

celest dome
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The Space Marine process doesn't make them inherently stronger, but SM have a longer theoretical life span, as well as access to safeguarded techniques (though unknown if they would be much better than what the Psykana would have under hand)

spare osprey
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Like dude taught himself to use pysker abilities

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From books

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What a nerd

crystal forum
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you could say he's a wizard

spare osprey
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I wouldn’t call him a lizard tho

crystal forum
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well he is slimy

spare osprey
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We’d have to ask King Gizzard tbh

crystal forum
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and cold blooded

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and i think he lays eggs

spare osprey
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Now that ik for a fact

queen laurel
spare osprey
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Exactly

rose thorn
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Great for an admech aligned RT or Ordo admech inquisitor

queen laurel
spare osprey
rose thorn
rose thorn
rose thorn
queen laurel
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may i see

rose thorn
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the snarlfang underworlds warbands is now the snarlboss and wolfgit retinue

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im thinking of ways to snazz them up

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because they look no where as coool as the snarlpack cav

queen laurel
rose thorn
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i cant remember if there was 1 or 2 phantom units

queen laurel
rose thorn
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HUH

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SAFUSFJ

queen laurel
rose thorn
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lmao

celest dome
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This is intriguing, is wolf on it ?

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Am I ?

queen laurel
celest dome
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What is it OmegaGuardsmanHype

queen laurel
rose thorn
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i think put a big coat and alto of shiny stolen stuffs

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need to make a gobbo look liek a rich and powerful gobbo

crystal forum
queen laurel
crystal forum
queen laurel
crystal forum
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smh

queen laurel
crystal forum
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this is true

queen laurel
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Yes

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DA GIT

rose thorn
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porbably will blue stuff steal some of that armor for the git boss

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how do you make cooler hmm

queen laurel
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Yeah besides drogs all of them look incredibly simple

rose thorn
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obvi more armor

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crazy they made this kit the generic wolf boss model but it makes sense

queen laurel
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Yeah that's fair

rose thorn
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they look lower rank than the normal wolves

queen laurel
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Yeah they need more fancy bits

rose thorn
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i think mayeb attack a cehst to both sides of the wolf

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add more decorative bits and shield armor

queen laurel
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A chest full of loot fits

rose thorn
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is there any warhammer kits that have good treasure chests and stuff on them??

celest dome
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Fantasy Battle's (Ogre) Paymaster ?

queen laurel
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Greasus too

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But i think his is too big

celest dome
queen laurel
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Yeah honestly probably your best bet

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The problem is where are you going to get one

rose thorn
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OOOO

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I think it’s man eater snow

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Now*

rose thorn
queen laurel
rose thorn
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i can get theh pay master by him self being a man eater

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but the butcher and tyrant nah

queen laurel
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into generic units

rose thorn
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they did its an ass unit anwyay

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all 3 together

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is 1 unit

queen laurel
rose thorn
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which is aka 'DONT BUY THIS'

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by gw

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if its finecast and ass its going in the trash

queen laurel
rose thorn
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just ust him as a tyrant

shadow plover
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this server is a prison

rose thorn
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AHHAHAHAHGSCHDA

dusk patrol
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Titty sprinkles

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Heh

queen laurel
shadow plover
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man what the hell

queen laurel
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i'm removing the slightly

shadow plover
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dilara's grod hurts the most

queen laurel
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so up to you what you think of it

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i think it's the latter option

queen laurel
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jeez

rose thorn
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yeah bragg too

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I do quite appercaite old world's ogors

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i think its a good take on ogres compared to other media

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i ahve no clue tho if its based off anything

queen laurel
# rose thorn yeah bragg too

the worst thing is that they look so unique yet because of how they become generic they genuinely fit being a maneater

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Bragg looks like he works mainly in shyish

rose thorn
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if man eaters were 1 man units i wouldnt mind it at all tbh

rose thorn
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the ogor refresh i feel like will be ground shaking tbh

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even if its heroes nad a few new units it would be super nice

queen laurel
rose thorn
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its definently a new slaughter master and probably a few named characters

queen laurel
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like you know someone like skraggrot or Gordrakk

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hell the giants have King Brodd

rose thorn
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yeah

queen laurel
# rose thorn yeah

Literally every single race of destruction besides ogres have a legendary army Lord

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it's about damn time they get one

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even the trolls with the troggoth king

rose thorn
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im going to keep an eye out for the new ogors and see the astehtically

queen laurel
queen laurel
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or Globb
Glitter maw

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These guys are literally leading and are important figures in ogor society

rose thorn
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lol yeah

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i think like an uber priest and some awesoem warrior guy would b ecool

queen laurel
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Globb
Glittermaw could be a super tyrant

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just a tyrant but on steroids

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Braggoth Vardruk covers the beastclaw side

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and Redd the Cleaver the uber mage

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for gut magic

rose thorn
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I think in the last battletome there was some guy who was the king of Ogors

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But I have no clue

queen laurel
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the guy that you know founded the biggest mawtribe being the Meatfist

rose thorn
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Maybe

rocky gale
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Holy shit, it me

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Admech got me

humble shoal
rocky gale
humble shoal
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I like telegrams gif search has the "making peenis into robot" gif but discords doesnt

queen laurel
rocky gale
green loom
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This is on brand

arctic talon
queen laurel
arctic talon
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Lol

queen laurel
# arctic talon Lol

this is your classification on the list by the way it, you can figure it out i'm sure

arctic talon
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Why am I a tree

queen laurel
celest dome
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Plant gang

queen laurel
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Yes we have the heretical cactus and we have the living tree

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That's good at playing league of legends for some reason but hey no one judges here

celest dome
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You're a honorary member of Plant Gang, due to being a sentient mushroom

queen laurel
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I am a mushroom

humble shoal
dreamy totem
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I have a wrath and glory campaign soon to start and I must know who would win in a fight

A slightly above average hive world with a decent PDF and limited support from the tau

Vs

The traditional militarum rebel response force (though slightly weakened from warp storms) and around 200 space marines

opaque coyote
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I have got a new reaction image

dusk patrol
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It depends on a lot

hasty coral
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So I’m confused

How IS the Emperor such a poison to Chaos?

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Like particularly when he appears daemons feel pain

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Like isn’t his stuff still warp based?

arctic talon
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Warp stuff can still hurt daemons

celest dome
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How is the Emperor an anathema to chaos

hasty coral
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Yeah that

arctic talon
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He just projects an aura of that sort of stuff

hasty coral
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It’s never explained?

storm jungle
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I mean

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its like how God/Priests can hurt vampires or werewolves and shit in paranormal-fiction

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he just is lol

rocky gale
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Bros the anathema

hasty coral
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Yeah but priests don’t use the same magic stuff as Vampires

rocky gale
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He simply anathems them

hasty coral
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Hell they don’t use magic that the vampires are MADE out of

storm jungle
wintry scarab
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The emperor should be this mythical being that does the impossible imo. We shouldnt be able to explain why and how he does things.

storm jungle
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so its the same thing

hasty coral
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I mean?

storm jungle
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It literally is

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lol

hasty coral
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Isn’t all magic warp stuff?

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Besides uh

storm jungle
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Thats the rule but Faith magic somehow isnt

hasty coral
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Ctan

storm jungle
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šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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Hes a person thats against the Chaos Gods that has accumulated power through the worship of countless zealot humans to slowly become a god

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so who the fuck knows

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just roll with it

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its fantasy

hasty coral
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I mean you theoretically COULD manifest anti Chaos/Warp shit in the warp

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No rule that says you can’t

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Well

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There are no rules PERIOD

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So

arctic talon
storm jungle
arctic talon
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Also in any case the emperor is a Psyker

storm jungle
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Its outright said to be non-warp related

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somehow

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lol

arctic talon
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What

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When

celest dome
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It's never really explained, people will often say that it's cause the Emperor represent the opposite to chaos (which is wrong) but I think it's really just due to backward logic and 40k being an adaptation of fantasy first and foremost

arctic talon
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Where the fuck

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The emperor himself is a Psyker

storm jungle
arctic talon
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Is my point

storm jungle
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and Pariah Nexus stuff

arctic talon
storm jungle
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it spawned a huge debate back then

hasty coral
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But is that like trustworthy?

storm jungle
arctic talon
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But it’s still surpressed

storm jungle
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even Custodians are like "Are we sure this isnt cope"

hasty coral
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Psychic stuff is inherently

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Weird

celest dome
arctic talon
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The emperor is actually just

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Warpy

hasty coral
arctic talon
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He just uses ā€œsancticā€ powers regarding the emperor

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Or whatever it’s called

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Whfb magic is different

hasty coral
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Fantasy magic IS connected to Chaos (mainly Tzeentch)

celest dome
hasty coral
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Ok wait what came first

celest dome
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Psyker are connected to the warp

hasty coral
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Did Fantasy or 40k come first

arctic talon
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Fantasy

hasty coral
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I heard it was 40k

arctic talon
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By like

celest dome
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There is no magic without the Warp

arctic talon
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10 years

hasty coral
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Oh ok

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Fantasy is older cool

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Do we have ANY confirmation on their possible in universe relation?

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Or just the goofy shit?

storm jungle
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goofy shit

hasty coral
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That isn’t really canon

celest dome
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They used to, then it was severed

storm jungle
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^

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it was mostly wink-wink references

hasty coral
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I mean yeah you don’t NEED to have them connected

arctic talon
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The only thing vaguely connected is daemons

hasty coral
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I’m kinda tired with the whole

celest dome
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Now 40k is set in a bottle in a Magister's tower

arctic talon
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We hear of a ā€œcrimson king of one thousand sonsā€ in end times

hasty coral
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Connected universe shit

arctic talon
hasty coral
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In fiction

storm jungle
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yeah well

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thats literally why they severed it

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lol

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it makes the universes feel too small

viral halo
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Inb4 wait fantasy is just a planet in 40?! Misinfo happens

hasty coral
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Man I wish Age of Sigmar wasn’t so

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Weird

arctic talon
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It’s not weird?

hasty coral
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Is AoS any good?

storm jungle
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wdym "weird"

arctic talon
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Idk

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It’s very good

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Imo

gray umbra
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Aos has cool stuff

arctic talon
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Its as good as 40k and whfb

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As an actual tabletop game it’s better then whfb

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God whfb was so ass as a game

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No wonder it died

celest dome
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Also about Emperor being anathema to Chaos, it's also not the 1st time we had such a thing, Zufasin is a Chaos God of Undoing and his most notable thing is a silvery fire that cure from Chaos corruption (to the point that if a Harpy is thrown into it, a normal woman would be left iirc)

rocky gale
hasty coral
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Whfb?

arctic talon
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Warhammer fantasy battle

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Sorry

hasty coral
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Oh

celest dome
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AoS is the best out of the 3 main setting

hasty coral
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Yeah that got shelved

rose thorn
gray umbra
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I am a sci fi slop enjoyer mostly

arctic talon
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Same

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The lore of AoS is pretty unique

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As far as high fantasy settings go imo

hasty coral
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AoS is post fantasy right?

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Explicitly?

humble shoal
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Sigmar balls

rose thorn
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I’m eventually gonna play 40K again I’m just taking a break from it

arctic talon
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Yeah it’s after whfb blew up

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Sugmar dick

rose thorn
storm jungle
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its a sequel setting

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its after WHF is destroyed by chaos and Cuckcheon

celest dome
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FB -> End Time -> 1000s years -> AoS

gray umbra
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There was an event called the end times

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Ye

storm jungle
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where Times Ended

humble shoal
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My favorite reveal was that the lady in the lake was just an elf in disguise

green loom
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We've got Fantasy back with Old World also zLLNodCatPink

humble shoal
rose thorn
arctic talon
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Mfw all of whfb

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Was outsold by one marine kit

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šŸ’€

rocky gale
arctic talon
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Yeah

rose thorn
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True

hasty coral
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40k doesn’t have Skaven

celest dome
hasty coral
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L

celest dome
arctic talon
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The imperium are the skaven

rose thorn
hasty coral
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I loled

rose thorn
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If you eBay them

arctic talon
green loom
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AoS Models are also like, comically awesome

arctic talon
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They both have 13 lords

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Have horrific mutated shock troops

hasty coral
arctic talon
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Technology

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Ect.

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Lol

storm jungle
rose thorn
gray umbra
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Painting models is pretty relaxing

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Just expensive

storm jungle
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its literally been the case since the first few Bretonnian codexes, just never said outright lol

hasty coral
green loom
arctic talon
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Did fatshark ever explain why they chose a wood elf for the ubersriek 5

hasty coral
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Also you don’t NEED the dlc

gray umbra
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I still need to paint my chaos cp

arctic talon
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Or did they just want the 2 ranked professional racists

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Together

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1k skaven is about 150 bucks

arctic talon
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With saltz and kerellian

celest dome
hasty coral
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SALTZ????

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Mf Bardin is right there

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Dwarves are Uber racist

humble shoal
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Salt, kerillian, and bardin

arctic talon
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Baradin is incredibly liberal

hasty coral
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They have a BOOK on racism

arctic talon
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By dwarf standards

humble shoal
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Are all proffesuonal racists

humble shoal
arctic talon
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This is true

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In any case

hasty coral
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God I love WH fantasy

humble shoal
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And tbh kerillian as well

arctic talon
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Tbh

hasty coral
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Thank you Total War

arctic talon
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Whfb is like

hasty coral
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For saving fantasy

arctic talon
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Way less xenophobic lol

hasty coral
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Have we all played Total War Warhammer?

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I assume so

arctic talon
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Yes

gray umbra
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Yes

humble shoal
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Like the only casual racists is kruber and sienna

celest dome
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1 and 2

hasty coral
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It’s like

The best Warhammer game by a mile

arctic talon
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But it doesn’t change my overall opinion on fantasy as a game system

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It sucked

hasty coral
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It’s not for everyone but

humble shoal
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All of the others are on the ranked ladder

hasty coral
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Damn it’s high quality

green loom
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Yea

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Okay tbh I think like

humble shoal
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Still wondering where kruber managed to hear about the old ones

celest dome
green loom
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The Tides and SM2 are higher quality

arctic talon
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Kerellian is prolly the most xenophobic

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Lol

green loom
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But Warhamster is definitely my fav of any Total War

arctic talon
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I forgot her name

hasty coral
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CA single handedly reviving fantasy as a setting

humble shoal
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Olysia

hasty coral
arctic talon
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Yeah

rocky gale
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To him they're just the ones

humble shoal
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I may or may not have put 50 hours into vt 2 in the past week

celest dome
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Olesya

arctic talon
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Old world isn’t whfb

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Technically

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It’s like

hasty coral
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Version

arctic talon
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200 years prior

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Not really

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They’re both pretty not mysterious

humble shoal
hasty coral
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The lizard men ARE still around

arctic talon
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It’s just that in one case they fucked off

celest dome
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Horus Heresy to Battle fantasy

hasty coral
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And like they remember the Old Ones

arctic talon
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And in the other one they got genocided

gray umbra
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Im on a break from warhammer at least until the next darktide update

arctic talon
humble shoal
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Its not that someone knows, its specifically kruber lol

hasty coral
humble shoal
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Id expect sienna to know more

celest dome
humble shoal
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Than kruber

hasty coral
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Sienna is a magic crack addict

arctic talon
celest dome
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He doesn't really know

humble shoal
celest dome
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Tzeentch and Ranald having some funs

hasty coral
humble shoal
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In the wastes

arctic talon
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That

hasty coral
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The Eldar don’t

arctic talon
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Doesn’t change my point?

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They’re both not mysterious

green loom
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Also learned today that Storykillinger is Serbian

humble shoal
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And then kerillian says "that is exactly what it was not"

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And then she mayflied all over the place

arctic talon
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The old ones just fucked off in whfb

gray umbra
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Embrace lord kroak

arctic talon
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Kroak the goat

hasty coral
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It’s easier to hear about the old ones in fantasy since their ancestors are still around

Eldar and Necrons both are either indifferent or hate them

arctic talon
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I guess?

humble shoal
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Yeah

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Also orks

storm jungle
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I mean

humble shoal
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Dont give a shit

arctic talon
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But we know the same ammount about the old ones

storm jungle
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Lizardmen literally remember nothing

arctic talon
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In both settings

storm jungle
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not even their orders from Old Ones lol

arctic talon
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Arguably we know more in 40k

humble shoal
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There are alsk the orangutans

arctic talon
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Lol

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Like

hasty coral
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Oh true yeah no

arctic talon
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I don’t get your argument they’re less mysterious in whfb

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Since they aren’t

hasty coral
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Just knowing they EXISTED is easier to find out

arctic talon
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I guess

celest dome
humble shoal
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Not sure how true thag is in human settlements

arctic talon
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^

humble shoal
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Especially the empire

arctic talon
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Most humans don’t know what the fuck a lizard man is

humble shoal
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Most barely believe dwarves exist

storm jungle
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meanwhile

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Lizardmen in AOS got literal embassies in human cities

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with skink delegates

arctic talon
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Elf’s are only belived in because they show up in port cities all the time lol

hasty coral
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I’m just saying it makes sense Kruber COULD know they exist

humble shoal
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Kruber also mentions the 5th chaos god

arctic talon
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What

celest dome
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Skink being able to speak Reiklander is not new though

arctic talon
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Malice?

hasty coral
arctic talon
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Hashut?

celest dome
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GHR

humble shoal
arctic talon
hasty coral
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No name yeah

humble shoal
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Just that there are more

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In wastes

hasty coral
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Just a brief convo

arctic talon
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Well there’s a lot of minor chaos gods

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In whfb

humble shoal
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And salt tells him that he is stupid and a bad person

viral halo
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Kruber sees shit like when Paulie sees the mother mary in the night club at 2am

arctic talon
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40k has like less

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But still has them

celest dome
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In fantasy by mem there are about 10+ Chaos gods

arctic talon
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Raptor god my beloved

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Funny creature

humble shoal
arctic talon
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No

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Just gods

viral halo
humble shoal
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Is sugma considered one

hasty coral
arctic talon
hasty coral
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And he is one

storm jungle
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Paulie has so many good warhammer gif potentials

arctic talon
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Not a chaos god

hasty coral
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Fantasy has a lot more god shit

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Explicitly

celest dome
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Khorne
Tzeentch
Nurgle
Slaanesh
The Spiky 3
Great Horned Rat
Hashut
Zuvassin
||Nekoho||
Malal/Malice
...

viral halo
# storm jungle god I know

Make it like "teenagers" on pauelie and then make the ghost "Racism" and it pans back to paulie and now it says black templars

hasty coral
humble shoal
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Paulie is my favorite character from that show

rose thorn
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im so insanely excited for the wolf gobbos

viral halo
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Fun fact: Paulie learned how to act by taking classes in prison

rose thorn
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i need to choose what to paitn my doggos as

humble shoal
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Worst part is I live in the sopranos area

viral halo
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I went to Seton Hall

humble shoal
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Ive seen the fat dude at the barber once or twice

humble shoal
viral halo
humble shoal
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Yeah

viral halo
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That's so funny

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You in Essex or Monmouth?

humble shoal
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I also live by mike the situation

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Monmouth

viral halo
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Lmao bro

storm jungle
viral halo
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We may be neighbors

hasty coral
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I get why fantasy model wise isn’t great but

storm jungle
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since ghosts legit exist in the Sopranos

hasty coral
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I still love fantasy

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I adore it

storm jungle
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Fantasy is fine

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i wish it stayed dead lol

humble shoal
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Might be Im from the town with the former pedo mayor who commited massive real estate fraud

hasty coral
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I mean it still is

storm jungle
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Its not, we got the Old World

hasty coral
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It’s like 99% just Total War

celest dome
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Fantasy is lovely, Old World I do not appreciate

storm jungle
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also reselling of old minis

hasty coral
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Oh Old World

hasty coral
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Uhhhh

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We don’t talk about that

humble shoal
storm jungle
celest dome
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And Cathay lore infuriate me

viral halo
humble shoal
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Lmao

viral halo
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Bro what a small world

humble shoal
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Indeed

viral halo
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we're 20 minutes away from each other

celest dome
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Don't mind Chinese factions, but god did they not try to make them make sense in the setting

viral halo
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If you do the hobby side of things we prob go to the same local game stores 😭

arctic talon
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Lol

humble shoal
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If I did we probably wpuld because there are only like 2 of them

arctic talon
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Crazy

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You guys should kiss

viral halo
humble shoal
viral halo
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This is actually nuts

hasty coral
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We don’t

arctic talon
#

Cathay is like

hasty coral
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Uh

arctic talon
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It exists

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Lol

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If anything they’re not racist enough

storm jungle
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Cathay exists solely to appease china

hasty coral
#

It looks good in Total War but DAMN

arctic talon
#

I do not feel very offended by them

storm jungle
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so uh

arctic talon
#

Lol

hasty coral
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Does not age great

storm jungle
humble shoal
#

Need more racism

arctic talon
#

Doesn’t fit in

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Lol

humble shoal
#

Sigmar isnt going far enough

storm jungle
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GUN LEAN MAN GUN LEAN-

arctic talon
#

With how racist Nippon is

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Lol

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THE LEGENDARY SWORD OF TOYOTA

storm jungle
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LOL

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STFU

humble shoal
#

Maybe wood elf levels of racism are needed

arctic talon
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CLAN NISSAN

rocky gale
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GW really went "Oh yea we've got Cathay and uhhh they got uhhh dragons and uhhh yin yangs"

arctic talon
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okay sorry I’ll stop

humble shoal
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Or High elf

celest dome
#

Honestly think they shouldn't have gone with the Dragon children and instead have the 13 Province be themed on the Zodiac bullshit stuff

rose thorn
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i think the most racist thing in aos (not counting bad books) is the ogors

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probably

green loom
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Coincidentally a holdover from Fantasy

rose thorn
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i cant think of anything else

rose thorn
arctic talon
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I do like their armor design

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A lot tbh

rose thorn
#

which ogors arent even that racist

green loom
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Their voice acting

arctic talon
#

But like meh

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They exist

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I guess

gray umbra
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The axe of kawasaki

arctic talon
green loom
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"Wise Dragon Emperor say: Kill Rat men or they will rob you"

humble shoal
rose thorn
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im very excited for the army refresh this edition

rose thorn
rose thorn
# arctic talon

i remember someone complained my favorite space marine book was voiced by a female, the POV character is female

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GOD I LOVE SPEARS OF THE EMPEROR!!!

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ITS SO GOOOD

arctic talon
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idk

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cathay is like

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fine

hasty coral
arctic talon
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its just boring lol

hasty coral
#

šŸ—£ļø

arctic talon
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I like the armor design and I like they didn't plaster gold and red everywhere

gray umbra
arctic talon
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oh also the dragon siblings are hot

rose thorn
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cathay is european's view on asia

arctic talon
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all of them

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Not really

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thats Nippon

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lol

rose thorn
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lmao fair

gray umbra
#

You keep the good feng shui in and keep the bad feng shui out

humble shoal
#

How are the vamps doing in sigma age?

rose thorn
arctic talon
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I would like to mention the main dude in WHFB for Nippon

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was called Sanyo Kawasaki

rose thorn
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next to cities

arctic talon
#

Which is a japanese electronics brand

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and a japanese motorcycle brand

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and also he commited suicide

humble shoal
#

Tbh the sword of toyota would make sense

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Since the toyota zaibatsu is a thing

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And goes back to when the swords would have been used

arctic talon
#

Rocket Kamikazes - At some time in the distant past, some erudite Nipponese theoretician made the astounding mental leap of combining the Nipponese Kamikaze and the skyrocket. Brave volunteers allowed huge skyrockets to be tied to their backs, enabling them to soar through the sky toward their targets. Guided by the Kamikaze flapping his arms about, these rockets proved far more accurate than normal skyrockets. Because a Kamikaze has a privileged view of the battlefield, he is able to direct his missile against speculative targets far more accurately than normal

gray umbra
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Ah yes

arctic talon
gray umbra
#

He has a cupbearer

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The nissan altima

arctic talon
#

lol

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he forges a sword and calls it Toyota

humble shoal
#

Nah its a relic

arctic talon
#

does he not make it?

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I forgor

humble shoal
#

Of the great Toyota Mitsubishi Sushi Honda Civic

arctic talon
#

LOL

rose thorn
gray umbra
#

Honda susuki

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Hmm

arctic talon
#

anyways yeah Cathay is like fine I guess

#

they exist

gray umbra
#

Susuki..suzuki?

arctic talon
#

I can't make Feng Shui jokes

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6/10

humble shoal
#

I once messed up the feng shui in my house while cleaning as a kid

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My dad then got laid off

gray umbra
#

Damn

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Thats rough

humble shoal
#

Like the next day

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Like I aint superstitious but that was a funny coincidence

rose thorn
#

this is so fucking uh

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whats the word

gray umbra
#

Did he blame you

rose thorn
#

slav coded ig?

humble shoal
#

Just coincidence

rose thorn
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ive been watching too much elderscrolls content lately so i wanan say skyrim noble coded

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but i know thats wrong

arctic talon
humble shoal
#

Some rich chinese dude made a skyacraper

arctic talon
#

And yeah he got Feng shui consultants

humble shoal
#

And then abandoned it because his wifes feng shui expert said it had bad feng shui

arctic talon
#

This is pretty normal lol

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Oh

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LOL

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This one

gray umbra
arctic talon
#

Taiwans main department store chain has Feng shui consultants

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For their stores

gray umbra
#

Thats sick

humble shoal
#

Its a real thing

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A large business in china

arctic talon
#

ę–°å…‰äø‰č¶Š is its name

humble shoal
#

In the US in say Chinatown, they make bank

arctic talon
#

I don't know wtf its called in English lol

gray umbra
#

A feng shui consultant sounds straight out of shadowrun

humble shoal
#

Like 10k from a business

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For a one time fee ~3 hours of work

arctic talon
#

Shin Kong Mitsukoshi (SKM, Chinese: ę–°å…‰äø‰č¶Šē™¾č²Ø) is a Taiwanese brand of high-end department stores operating throughout Taiwan, with concessions also located in China. The brand is a joint venture of the Taiwanese Shin Kong Group and Japanese Mitsukoshi.
Shin Kong Mitsukoshi's first store was opened in 1991 in Zhongshan District, Taipei and there ar...

arctic talon
#

its pretty funny

hallow saddle
#

Taiwan #1

humble shoal
#

Mongolia #1

dusk patrol
#

Bah who wasn’t?

humble shoal
crystal forum
hasty coral
#

See here is one thing I like about 40k’s ā€œno one is a good guyā€ sentiment

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It’s true to real life

crystal forum
#

feng shui is so funny like after globalization you'd think people would have realized that a large portion of the world living just fine without worrying about the orientation of their furniture would be indication enough that it's bullshit

hasty coral
#

ā€œOmg but Obama was a good person!ā€

The drone strikes in question:

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Not a single US president was a good person

crystal forum
#

empire state building hasn't collapsed yet so presumably the feng shui was good

winter vessel
#

Looks like my co-worker is once again saving me the trouble of pirating online.

hasty coral
#

Actually that’s a good question

Was there a single leader that was legit a good person all the way through?

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Like

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Country leader

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That is

crystal forum
#

try to find a single human being who's completely good

hasty coral
#

Ok but I don’t mean flawless

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I mean like

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Not with horrific skeletons

rocky gale
#

Jimmy Carter

hasty coral
#

Seems

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Supported so far

crystal forum
#

you're basically in fact talking about flawless

hasty coral
#

Like failing in political policies isn’t like

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A bad person

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Obviously

hasty coral
winter vessel
#

what you’re asking is the equivalent of asking where the fountain of youth is.

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No definite answer

crystal forum
hasty coral
#

Kinda yeah

Just not like REALLY bad shit

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Carter seems

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Valid

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From what I can see

crystal forum
#

kinda hard to not do bad shit when you're in charge of the US

hasty coral
#

Is it?

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Is it REALLY?

crystal forum
#

and carter was in charge of his own fair share of bad stuff

hasty coral
#

Mmmm

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I don’t see anything

#

Was a weaker president but nothing like

dusk patrol
#

Carter did plenty of bad stuff too

arctic talon
#

Yeah

hasty coral
#

I see like the grain market

arctic talon
#

If you’re the ruler of a nation

#

You’ll always do morally questionable stuff

hasty coral
#

I’m not saying they were bad people

arctic talon
#

It comes with the job

winter vessel
#

We are going in circles with this question

arctic talon
#

For better or for worse

vagrant fox
#

JosƩ Mujica hell yea

crystal forum
#

that's stuff i could find quickly

hasty coral
#

I guess perhaps with so much to handle

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It’s inevitable to inadvertently cause harm

crystal forum
#

that's what i meant by not being easy to be "good" when you're in charge of the US

#

you're head of literally everything including the CIA lol

hasty coral
#

Ok well some of it is

You can’t control everything

#

The CIA will be

#

The CIA

crystal forum
#

the president approves a lot of it though

hasty coral
crystal forum
#

like obama didn't directly target drone strikes himself afaik

hasty coral
#

There is a TON of stuff the CIA did NOT get approved in history

crystal forum
#

he just approved them

arctic talon
#

The CIA fighting a proxy war against the US army

hasty coral
#

Surely the CIA rabbit hole couldn’t be THAT insane

#

Clueless

crystal forum
#

it's just pointless to look for a good person in this case

arctic talon
#

I have a meme for this

#

One moment

hasty coral
#

I suppose

#

It’s not possible to be perfect

#

Especially with so many moving pieces

storm jungle
hasty coral
#

But can we talk about the CIA?

Lmao

#

How is the rabbit hole so fucking nuts

storm jungle
#

also oh boy

#

time for me to make that CIA post again

#

hold on

hasty coral
#

Literally

ā€œHow does it keep getting worse?!ā€

crystal forum
#

what is there to talk about that hasn't been said millions of times about the CIA. we could know exactly what horrific shit they're doing and they still wont stop

storm jungle
hasty coral
#

That’s a good question why WON’T anyone stop them

storm jungle
#

CIA

#

Principles

arctic talon
storm jungle
hasty coral
#

Yes the CIA does a LOT of good for the country at large

#

Well

#

Debatably

crystal forum
storm jungle
#

if by "good"

winter vessel
storm jungle
#

you mean torturing foreigners in black sites

#

then yeah probably

hasty coral
#

But come on

Some of this shit is fucking DIABOLICAL

storm jungle
#

they literally released micro-doses of poison over cities in the US to test chemical weapon attack capabilities once

crystal forum
arctic talon
winter vessel
#

history is vital in progress. "Get it all on record now - get the films - get the witnesses - because somewhere down the track of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened" -Dwight D. Eisenhower

crystal forum
#

the CIA can be directly blamed for the current world's lack of internet privacy

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they pushed companies heavily to install backdoors

dusk patrol
#

Idk, that was always gonna happen

#

Some stuff is inevitable

#

It’s like AI now

crystal forum
#

it only seems inevitable after it has happened, imo

dusk patrol
#

You can’t not abuse that

dusk patrol
#

So you have to press the advantage

crystal forum
#

it's easy to sit back and say it will happen no matter what

dusk patrol
#

I mean yes because I know I’m right, this is for anything.

I don’t think it’s right, but you’re an idiot if you don’t press the advantage.

gray umbra
#

We talkin politics

winter vessel
#

sadly

dusk patrol
#

Unfortunately

#

I kinda don’t wanna anymore

winter vessel
#

anyone here know how much "The Founding" covers in Gaunt's Ghosts?

dusk patrol
#

Let’s discuss how this Mortifactor is looking for another target a he’s mulching this dude

dusk patrol
rocky gale
#

First three I thought

dusk patrol
#

Unless it’s the two part one

winter vessel
#

And how many are in total again?

dusk patrol
#

Like 15

winter vessel
#

Ah geez

crystal forum
rocky gale
#

Ahhhhh It's 3 novels and a short story

dusk patrol
#

Well he is a Mortifactor

winter vessel
#

I guess that’s not bad for $15 online right now, might get the founding then

crystal forum
#

also like, stabbing with a chain sword

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looks cool

#

but lol

gray umbra
#

Looks like the chainsword as depicted as an actual blade kinda

#

As opposed to a beatstuck with teeth

arctic talon
#

Tbf

#

Some are sort of Blades

#

But this one looks so thin lol

#

It’s kinda cursed

rose thorn
#

I think we’re past old world talk but I just wanna say, did cathay have models? Or is old world gonna have a super nice new shiney army sitting next to a play dough army

arctic talon
#

Cathay never had minis

#

Cathay also had like

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Negative fucking lore

#

They got killed off in a single page during end times

#

Lol

#

And then the chaos dwarves got killed off in a single page

rose thorn
#

Lmao

dusk patrol
#

Although tbh it should be a fast way to go

#

Like jfc those blades, and how fast they mulch

#

I can’t imagine you’re feeling that for long lol

#

That’s a big ass saw

opaque coyote
winter vessel
#

been learning more and more about this big bastard in Trench Crusade. the rule's for it is kinda funny

opaque coyote
#

Actually out

winter vessel
#

still fresh out the oven new

opaque coyote
#

Huh

rocky gale
#

I think so, but it's all 3d printed so you've either got to make it yourself or buy it from a printer

opaque coyote
#

Maybe I should buy it and try to set up a game with friends

rocky gale
#

They don't print the stuff themselves like GW do

opaque coyote
#

A campaign

#

Whatever

#

Is the rulebook free at least

dusk patrol
opaque coyote
#

Neat.

dusk patrol
#

There’s also the 3D printed ones yeah

winter vessel
#

mhmm, nice

opaque coyote
#

Sexy

dusk patrol
#

Very nice sculpts, rules are solid

winter vessel
dusk patrol
#

They’re keeping the scope reasonable

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Great art

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Pretty good lore and background

opaque coyote
#

Also after checking out some of Warhammer Fantasy/AoS lore

dusk patrol
#

It’s fun

opaque coyote
#
  • Scandinavia is filled with psycho-cultist lunatics

  • Africa is filled with necromantic skeletal lunatics

  • South America is completely unintelligible

  • Asia isn't important

  • Europe is where all the "normal humans" are (mostly, bretonnia still exists)

What did GW mean by this

winter vessel
crystal forum
opaque coyote
crystal forum
#

should be a spiked WW1 club

green loom
#

So

#

They're doing pretty good

#

Like

#

5 million?

#

I think

celest dome
winter vessel
#

Medieval modernism? not sure if thats the term

crystal forum
opaque coyote
#

But yet we never really see that

winter vessel
crystal forum
#

the melee weapon being so old combined with such a modern looking shield is weird

opaque coyote
#

Idk I find the idea of somebody wearing samurai armor while blowing somebody's face off with a musket fun

opaque coyote
crystal forum
#

the shield should look older or the hammer should look newer

winter vessel
#

big brother little brother moment

#

and then theres

crystal forum
#

also i thought that was just a giant guy in the suit but i guess it's a mech

winter vessel
crystal forum
winter vessel
#

face wise. and then think on their unit name

crystal forum
#

wait he has no eyes

winter vessel
#

bingo

#

this guy. literally his description, is that they remove their eyes, and rely on their belief that God will guide their aim

crystal forum
#

lmao

#

jesus take the lee enfield

winter vessel
#

and surprisingly it works. an excerpt states one sniper priest hit a heretic 3 miles from his position...so...its plausible?

crystal forum
#

that's three times the "effective " range of a 7.62 bullet

#

some serious aim right there

winter vessel
#

im just impressed that they manage to hit something when they handicap themselves like that

crystal forum
#

dont god powers actually work in the setting

#

and also when you're fighting literal demons i guess putting your faith in god is the least implausible thing you can do

wintry scarab
#

Ive just had this thought process about astartes 2. I was thinking "its cool how GW stuck to firstborn for astartes 2" and that got me thinking... At the end we see a deathwatch terminator. And we know that this trailer is supposed to be in the past. Conclusion, and im calling it now, Astartes 2 will have primaris marines.

winter vessel
# crystal forum dont god powers actually work in the setting

God has some level of influence in this setting, there are instances of miracles happening (but don't go in much detail). Yet, he doesn't want to directly step into this because, and what most have agreed upon, it would mean wiping the slate clean for all of humanity.

#

its one of those things

arctic talon
#

and ate him

winter vessel
#

where, when it is THE DIRE of circumstances

arctic talon
#

like 5 times

crystal forum
#

are the demons lead by lucifer

arctic talon
#

no

#

Actual Demons can't interfere

#

same with actual Angels

#

they're just watching the humans duke it out

crystal forum
#

but humans can go to hell

arctic talon
#

Yes

crystal forum
#

can they go to heaven

arctic talon
#

yes

crystal forum
#

physically

arctic talon
#

its just much harder

#

to break into heaven

#

since there isn't a known physical gateway

green loom
#

Meanwhile there's an active gate to hell