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the design kind of works
But I'm kinda imagining trying to fit this weapon design in current lore lmao
But they're specific Dynasties and not the whole Necron
well yes..... but we were talking about the whole race
Probably so that it doesn't contradict a lot of games and books
Like DoW has the mindless crons
Immortals look like mini imperial knights to me
I think DoW has one necron character that has any agency right?
it's the Pariah looking guy
Yeah the pariah is a captured archeologist that acts as the speaker for the necrons
I understand why people like old necrons but man the new version of them are just way better from a story telling perspective imo
I understand too but like
to be blunt
Anyone that likes Oldcrons completely legit just doesnt want any fun in the faction imo
Necrons are still mindless killer robots and exactly the same, their leaders just simply talk now. Said leaders who most ground troops will barely ever see either.
I think they like the idea of terminators
But the problem is that even Skynet had some intrigue and a slight bit of depth
Slight
Yeah pretty much
like its hard to believe for some people but uh
some players want to actually customise their faction + have character
not uh
"this dynasty of mine serves this c'tan"
literally 2 models
kek
Yeah it's also why people like the GSC more than the Nids
Because despite the Nids having the sickest fucking designs
At the end of the day their goal is uh
Nom
The only people who I've seen hate the new Necrons were basically just SM players who hated any and all 'retcon' that they remembered
Lmfao
I mean even nids who filled the same niche that oldcrons did still have some character even if it's very little
Lictors my beloved
Yeah and Nids' main selling point is more "I love my space alien bug race"
Honestly think that the splinters/"arms" should have a different personality. But the Hivemind itself should be the all consumet
Well thats literally it isnt it
I mean the main hivemind having some character is great imo
it fucking hating the blood angels is hilarious to me
On the other hand, it kinda lessens the whole
"Incomprehensible Eldritch being from outside the galaxy"
But at the same time it is funny
Idk I think it adds to the horror, like a being so out of our comprehension hates you
I'm now just imagining Dante getting a mysterious message.
And it's literally just thousands of insects chattering
With subtitles underneath it basically being a LowTierGod rant
Despite the Tech Priests best efforts. The Blood Angels keep getting sent angry bug rants
so is their an in lore reason as to why only the nightlords did the cool lighting effect on their legs like whd not other legion get creative w it
Like the paint on their armour ?
Was going to point to the Salamanders
Alpha legion as well
Have you read the first necron codex? There’s a cosmic horror charm to it
But the rest of the Legions don't really themed themselves as much on 1 elemental happenstance
but it's similar to salamanders with the scales
Esp the c’tan are terrifying
Sali also have lots of flame motifs
And used to have actual Salamander themes
I did but that "charm" lasts for like a few times
then it just falls
I agree
But also I think characters like
Trazyn
Were worth the Eldritch horror trade off
I cannot imagine how boring the Necrons would be without my favorite kleptomaniac

we dont talk about the old salamander paint scheme
I'm reading Twice Dead King right now and there's still horror, it's mainly body related now 
also are new nightlords ever made or have they been slowly dwindling down
Body dysmorphia yeah its pretty intentional
The Emperor himself had to change it
Ong
I agree w this 2
New necrons better
Phantom limb, nah. Phantom....everything.
No we now will
They mainly steal from other SM chapters similar to most CSMs
So yeah they're dwindling
yeah the horror of being trapped in your own body is way better than "grrr I am just terminators controlled by star gods"
They're replenishing as much as they can, but it's quite more difficult than for Imperial
the wasting away of your mind is something also more relatable
Still easier than other CSM Warband/Legion
God the old paint scheme plus the old ass bolter just creates this perfect mind attack
is their still even nightlord geneseed to make new ones
Stance that say "Mom said it's my turn on the Xbox"
There’s always a bigger badder cosmic big bad
also were any new loyalist chapters made from nightlord geneseed
Imagine you constantly feel like you're choking.
Your lungs are begging you to breathe. They need oxygen. You're drowning.
But you have no lungs.
You have no flesh anymore.
But you still need to breathe. Somehow.
The chaos gods and Tyranids are enough
Geneseed can still be harvested from CSM, it's just less stable
Very no mouth and I must scream.
who do we think would have a higher chance of returning ferrus or curze seeing as both got decapd
Ferrus is hard one since the whole scene in master of mankind, but like it's been neither confirmed or denied iirc?
but my bet is neither
i love cats so much
they are great (it's very hard to type rn due to one on my hand)
some of it is straight up mutated to look like that now naturally, or warp corrupted, The painting is still done as well by less corrupted ones
They are just small little animals with walnut brains
No use to anything or anyone
I love her like a person and probably would die for her
@crystal forum y u no comment on my puss
diabolical
Aren’t u Turks cat experts I saw that movie Kedi
Based
Do u have 12 cats
built the haul
now i gotta ask
does the Nucerian Salvation sound good as a warband name?
its a lot better than uhhh
- Skulltakers
- Skullgivers
- Headstealers
- Skullcollectors
- Skullborn
- Skullsons
- Skullbreakers
fair enough
yeah basically look at official names
should i add like Corps or Front?
Front prob is better
alr
split the zerkers into my two warbands
Corpse Drinkers and now the Nucerian Salvation Front
What about Nucerian Salvatore, so that it still stay 'short'
kinda the point of em i feel like
the whole idea is they see the nails as a
"release"
they're just letting people of their jail called "sanity"
Yeee it works
tho Cacti has a point
maybe Nucerian Salvationers or Salvationers of Nuceria would be good
"Front" is a bit modern
Nucerian Salvationers works
happy to help
it's more a we give you the nuceria treatment not we hail from nuceria
a la wolf zerker
rose himself up from slave to warrior
straight up zerking it
and by it I mean my chainsword
Be me.
Browsing 40klore.
Oh a question on the Iron Hands during the Heresy, asking to clarify what the Medusan Iron Fathers did after Shadrak, well that's easy I can just link the Bitter War page.
Oh, the top comment is already saying nothing. Thats ok, I can just talk about it.
Oh I and someone else already commented it with details and sources and people are still replying saying nothing.

All of reddit is scum, and must be purged.
r/40klore is literally 
Dungeon Meshi could really get a video game or a rpg module dedicated to it, it was a fun manga
the curse
The amount of times I see completely false or wrong lore upvoted to the top because its what people wanna believe.
Or its just like, the easy answer.
Hah, sounds just like the way the Imperium functions
Ive just had this cool dialogue on the morningstar that ive never heard before. Zola and brahms spoke, then zola said "well rejects, who do you fight for" and everyone on the mourningstar cheered "For the emperor!"
Idk why but i think that was so cool
its one of the rarest hub area interactions yeah I love it
Is it new? Ive literally never heard it before after so much time in the game
Yeah it was added slightly awhile back like 2-3 months
Me too recently! Very cool.
Eternal why is half your comments arguing with people on grimdank
are you actually mentally deranged
why would you do this to yourself

At this point it's a game witchfinder
Second he gives in, he loses

As ever I wish all r40klore mods a very Burn Inside Said Dumpster
the most fucking useless staff members ive ever seen
its crazy
Because I hate myself and I get bored at work
Honestly same.
I just gave up on grimdank after awhile, i used to post memes before i realised fucktards just steal the ones i put like an hour of effort into for reposts lol
Also I’m fucking right and they’re wrong
Like Sisyphus, I am bound to torment.
This one is self inflicted
Mostly these days I just look for Iron Hands stuff or anything related to try to correct the endless bullshit.
I need to make a big effort post on bionics still.
So I can just link that shit at least.
The amount of times people say "their bionics aren't even an improvement, and can be downgrade"

Honestly id say dont even bother
like i understand the effort
but big great posts like that always get buried or nobody cares about them
OR MY FAVORITE
Dumbass Marvel-ass quippy dudes get the top spots

Maybe, sometimes I've noticed they help. Genuinely I've noticed me and a few different people on reddit making a slight difference with some perception.
Theres still dumbasses but.
Grimdank is complete dogshit trash though and probably always will be.
100%, its a echo-chamber of morons essentially really.
A lot of reposts
There was one post I saw reposted, and upvoted again, three days separate from someone else doing it.
I wouldn't even care mostly but people there actually post about "lore" and acting like they understand the setting.
Yeah its more that at the end of the day its reddit either way, r40klore is not a bad subreddit but its very much slowly been dragging itself into the gutter due to a lack of just any kind of effort from the mod team among other idiotic users.
At the end of the day tho if you wanna do the post be thy guest but be sure to mention Ferrus or some other shit in there tho because people love primarch subjects, it gets a lot of traction lol
Ive seen a lot of sad moments where people ask legit questions and it just gets downvoted for no reason and completely ignored.
I remember my friend asking some sensible faction questions with the TSons and he just got no traction and went to ask on the subreddit instead, its very disheartening
The biggest thing I hate is how often you see the laziest, fastest answers at the top which are oversimplified or wrong, and the long, sourced, well thought out and nuanced answers in the middle or lower.
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Fuck me, I hate people. Some stupid mfer replied to me about how the Iron Hands aren't at any key campaigns in 30k, then lists Beta Garmon as an example of one they weren't apart of which was one of my examples in the comment he was replying to as a major event they were apart of ASDASFAWEFQWAQWDWA
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

LMAO
Yeah those are the ones that fucking infuriate me the most
ESPECIALLY when i make a post asking something
ANSWER. MY FUCKING QUESTION.
No
Or entirely dubbing/mentioning a point I say in my post. READ COCKSUCKER, READ.
Gotta yap about unrelated topic

These dumb mfers jump in a thread, don't even read the comments with sources and length explanations and just spout their bullshit.
Yeah and then it derails into like a 50/100 comment side argument
i hate coming back to a post and im like-
"oh hey thats a lot of comments i hope its on topic-"
Like this dumb SoB actually thinks Beta Garmon was just the Blood Angels
💀
Mfer, did you even read ANY of the books attached to it?!
I think Beta Garmon was the largest warzone in the heresy until Terra.
Arguably worse.
In some respects.
Fucking Khan fought Horus there
"WOMEN IN WARHAMMER-"
AUGHH-
thankfully thats mostly for 40k twitter
which is more toxic than the remnants of Barbarus
So I’ve been doing more research on the Tempestus Scions. Ik that they are entirely comprised of those selected after graduating from the Schola Progenium( and they’re not in the walls). But is it true there are instances of an Adult IG veteran being permitted to train with potential Scions at the permission of a senior official? Ex: inquisitor?
Yeah pretty much.
Inquisitors/Higher ranking people literally can just go
"Hey we are boarding this dude to your class."
Tbh it’s more likely adult IG end up in stormtrooper groups in their regiment
Scion training is like the basic level a lot of inquisitors will have potential acolytes do
It’s mentioned they’re often training besides kids which is amusing
So then said adult Temp Scion doesn’t follow the command of a Tempestor then? They just go back to the Inquisitor’s retinue?
Pretty much.
Yeah
Remember Inquisitors work like an RPG character
they are written in such a way they can have almost ANYONE in their retinue
Well that one way to spend a sabbatical for an acolyte, lol
Getting abused by an even older man?
Or woman
Actually can drill abbots be women
All the art of them is of old bald men with hammers
If it is, I imagine they look like Trunchbull from Matilda
They got to be strong enough to tear a child’s spine out their body lol
Yeah I’d say she fits the bill
Matilda but it’s 40k, and this time the girl psyker just gets killed by the Drill abbot, no happy ending
But circling back, cool. Thought the Tempestus scions was just the exclusive orphans military, like a country club. But it turns out even grown adults is a possible alternative
Honestly
I mean it’s not too far off
She’s a bit too nice though
And yes they use the hammers
looks unwieldy
It’s meant to terrorize children and teenagers
Not as an actual weapon
They use it to beat kids
This is my favorite artwork of em. “Alright Sam spell the name of the God Emperor”
Sam “but he doesn’t-“ give skull fracture
Wonder how arithmetic questions would be worded for the children
Tbf considering the likely prior careers of the Abbots I’d imagine they can clobber someone just fine with that.
Prolly
"If you have a bolter with three rounds and you shoot two heretics, how many rounds do you have left?"
“If you can dodge a hammer, you can dodge a chainsword.”
i was gonna ask why did htey cgi it

Oh boy
i think my main concern would be what job i'd get forced into
the horror would be surviving the drill abbot only to be forced to be a computer for the rest of my life
if im going through that process i better get something cool like commissar
Well they watch the kids closelR Kelly/Diddy joke here, and assign them based of that
They couldnt LITERALLY punch a baby on set
(unfortunately)
yeah exactly lmao
they should have gotten one of thsoe temu baby dolls
ive been really hating the number 3 and 7 lately
let see what legions those are
So most aren’t gonna be Scions
"sorry we checked your personality traits and it says you're going to be a McDonalds manager!"
(/j)
The more charismatic and intelligent potential Scions become Commissars mostly
ec and imperial fists
But they go all sorts of places
assuming its anything like IRL the results would probably be just as arbitrary
so you just get stuck with space mcdonalds because your "misery score" was too many basis points high
worst outcome
Medicae, so on
middle management
Very Grimdark
it would also probably rely on other circumstances like if there's an urgent need for more scions
so you could be a model scion but get forced to fold laundry for the rest of your life because there's no scion regiments being raised
that's how you get heretics
There’s a Ultramar Schola it’s noted the UMs are rumored to poach promising scion candidates for aspirants
or maybe the drill abbott has a quota like how teachers IRL have a quota on grade spread
"sorry buddy, i need more computers this year"
although a drill abbot would be more like "Fuck you, you're a calculator now."
Sister Pepper has 10 Bolter Rounds in the magazine.
If 9 are used to shoot down a filthy mutant heretic
Calculate the derivative of f(x) = x^3 + 3x + 2
Show your work
Ah man put me in the wall at that point
Commissar isn't even really all it's cracked up to be though, right?
If your soldiers doesn't like you, you can "die to enemy fire", do not ask why the bullet hole begins in the back of the head
And they're on the front line so very likely to die fast and/or horribly anyhow
theoretically, but you tend to be given a personal Bodyguard Ogryn who has exclusively two thoughts in his mind:
- Protect you
- If fail 1, brutally tear apart the person who killed you
and while you might go down in a bad frag, it'd take a whole squad to unload into that Brick Avenger
that alone would keep you alive
but yeah my lifespan wouldn't be particularly long anyway, the main thing is that it'd be Badass
Are ogryn bodyguards common for commissars? I thought it was more of an oddity than a regular procedure
ogryns as bodyguards is their prized position; though they're rare, of course, since there's only one commissar to a regiment it likely isn't too uncommon for them to have one
funny enough, in the old editions, Nork Deddog (Galaxy's Greatest Bodyguard) has a special rule where if his charge is executed by a commissar, Nork proceeds to brutally murder the commissar instantly with no rolls
so i assume that general idea extends to all ogryns
furthermore, it seems to be strongly implied that commissars and ogryns have a particular affinity for one another, and thus probably are most commonly seen together
"Ogryns have a particular respect for Commissars, who they see as closest to their beloved Emperor.[4b] "
as opposed to an ordinary astra militarum officer
Sounds like fun if you get an ogryn pal 
Wait why does he instantly kill his commissar?
The idea is that Nork Deddog (and thus the ideal ogryn bodyguard) is so devoted to who they protect that, it doesn't matter who kills them, they'll immediately fly into a rage and eviscerate the person responsible
oh yeah
nork deddog is a foiokin legend
Do the titan honorguard skitarii still exist in 40k or is that only 30k?
They do, just not on tabletop
isnt the line "blood for the emperor, skulls for the golden throne" a bit heretical?
If you HAD to choose a chaos god to serve which one would you personally pick?
I’m Nurgle ALL the way
No weird infighting (generally)
No scheming
No Uber psychotic mfs
No obsessive weirdos
We may be evil and spread plagues but
Hey at least the companies good
tzeentch
Too much backstabbing for me
Like you are actively encouraged to constantly have to plan and scheme
Yes there is cooperation but
I’d prefer the Nurgle way
Everyone towards the common goal of spreading as much despair and plague as possible
Khrone is too much dog eat dog
And Slaanesh is too individually self serving where everyone is trying to min max there own pleasure gains
I’m not a big fan of the rest of the Chaos Gods
Like Nurgle at least TRIES to not in fight
Self serving factions aren’t really my thing
Like the Imperium is so selfish and generally dogshit I’d legit join Nurgle in a heartbeat
Personally
Yeah you heard me
I’d join Nurgle willingly
No regrets
Obviously if I lived in 40k
Best of a bad situation no?
Lmao. Who is gonna tell him?
Yeah ok Nurgle isn't like the BEST either but
It HAS to be better then a normal poor ass corpse starch eating imperial citizen
Like everyone gets their soul torn apart in the Warp inevitably why not at least have a slightly better life before then?
yes thats the point
You're okay with looking like this?
Yeah sure
then why do we say it
the truly zealotious of the imperium are never far from falling to chaos
It used to be also the war cry of the world eaters
Before it became blood for the blood god skulls for the skull throne
its basically a way to show how subtle chaos corruption can be at the start
Yeah chaos has the unnatural ability to corrupt just about anything
Machinery creatures people magic itself
not me tho, im built different
Nothing is safe from it
yeah there is no true defense against it, only constant diligence can slow it down
more like it is not safe from me
if i existed in 40k the chaos gods would crumble ez
The imperium alas lacks in one thing the most
Common sense?
That is truly a fair assessment i'm not gonna hold you
Secutarii are in 40k still and are as common as they were during the Heresy
They have partial tabletop presence
in Legends
So every titan doesn't come w/ an honor guard cohort then?
so if skitarii means temple guard what does secutarii mean?
Secutarii don't always deploy with their legion yeah, but they deploy when its imperative a titan survives/for religous reasons ect.
Skitarii is just a riff on triarii, a professional soldier for rome iirc
Secutarii means Titan Guard
in 40k
but yeah Rabs is correct
but Secutarii are the batshit insane fanatics by Skitarii standards
which are already religious psychos like the sisters of battle for the martian standard style of skitarii
so i guess tarii means guard in the martian language
I'd assume so yeah
tech-guard, they are jsut a militant force for their church-religion-organization-empire
so ya seems close enough
So they are sometimes called tech-guard ya lol
2e lookin ass
lmao
wait does skitarii means tech-guard or temple-guard in martian?
ah ok
so ya it's literally jsut latin though
secu = to follow closely
ski = skilled or experienced
So skitarii is kinda redundant since Triarii are the more experienced roman reserve soldiers held in the backlines etc
I'm vary possibly wrong about the 'ski' part but idk need to do mroe googling
skilled / expert = scia, scium in latin maybe
some ppl on reddit guess this is it
Also are disruption fields the things that power weapons and chain weapons use?
i dont remember where i read it but it said the word is a martian one meaning temple guard
it might have been in BFGA2 when i think about it
I mean worknech=shrine and factory=temple pretty often if u ask an admech priest
yup
I know admech has Praetorian Servitors, which are usually temple guards. Ogryn servitors w/ heavy weapons
hell every forge world is basically just a giant temple to the machine god so it makes sense they would call the rank and file that protect them the temple guard, if that little lore blorb in the game was correct
Then there's also Protectors, which are just extra elite named-character energy skitarii would are personal bodyguards for a specific tech-priest
ya super old catholic 'Everything belongs to the church' energy
yup
So my headcannon on admech Techna Lingua is it's just latin and the latin-derived scientific nomenclature from IRL but devolved/jumbled and also in binary
this "martian" language is likely just that lol
ya Techna Lingua is the official martian language and sounds like radio static or w/e the Mechanicus game is.
yeah
all the martian/admech languages are binharic in their native tongue, but my headcannon is that when they are translated they sounds like high-gothic or latin
seems more recent books opt to call it binharic, not sure if Lingua Technis is gonna get revived as a term for books
Needs to read through the HH ones, but I think they just say "binary sounding Techna Lingus" rather than binharic, which seems to be the same thing
one of them techpriests is bound to speak like the Dial-up Internet access sound
I wonder how often admech priests get killed in combat
they seem quite capable
and they got their toys of course
Combat enginseers die less often then pretty much everyone around them on the battlefield
since they're in power armor generally
i find that Enginseers are probably the most tolerable of the bunch within the Mechanicus
i look at them from a utiliatrian POV, i myself who lives that lifestyle. and they work alongside with reigments of the Astra Militarum
fair enough
they're still associated with those tech bastards, but they're useful than a tech priest's quest for knowledge who reverie a fucking humidifier
also as one who plays rts games, like Command and Conquer, those engineer units are my saving grace with repairing objectives
tbf enginseers also do that lol
so is their a specific god a majority of the traitor alpha legion tends to flock to
no
Just don't think too hard about the times when followers' hallucinations briefly break and they experience some of the most unimaginable pain, horror, and realization imaginable of what they gave themselves up to
Has there ever been an Ogryn Psyker?
Yes
Only one iirc
Ogryb psykers are becoming more and more common with the opening of the riff
And we do have an example of one that is a girl called cassia
As of right now she is basically the only one that they bother to show in a story
wasnt she killed in that story or something?
She was yes
Yeah she was
She was in the ghazkull book by nate crowley, killed by an ork
Yeah a blood axe
fun fact necromundans got a better success rate making ogryns psykers than the success rate of space marine creation
Cassia a natural one, and there are artificial ones on Necromunda
Aldart 
sigma
Anyone really know guard lore?
Was wondering why no one has ever really ranked guard regiments. Yeah I know they all have a different specializations in the like, but some regiments win wars and others get bent over on the regular.
he/she were that guy/girl until someone got mad
Also, it's for this....
Uh, do I wanna ask? Or is it better that I don't know
Should I take this to veteran class?
the guy whos writing the vet guide has a lot of the lines saved somewhere so maybe yeah
Catachan are quite literally the spec ops you call if you need shit done, weird having them that low
our vet has some of the most impressive track records in all the imperium
All the regiments on the tabletop are big famous regiments
That are incredibly sucessful
theres also a line about them seeing chaos marines which is a massive flex having seen one and survived
This is why I ask lol. Everytime I hear about them it's their planet doing most of the work. I also don't have any lore nerd friends 😭
Which personality?
loose canon i think
Krieg are also more so a siege regiment, they wouldn't thrive in an open battle I presume
Yeah, some more than others no? (I live elysian but like...)
elysians are a big famous regiment
if they're in the codex they're famous
and effective
Honestly discounting Cadians, Tallarn might be the most apt in most conflicts even if they specialise in desert combat in tanks
yeah they hammer you with long range artillery and Infantry shock assaults
whats the meme im thinking of.
we lost 100s of soldiers for this
we sent one out for a cup of coffee
arent their sentinel pilots pretty cracked
not too familiar with that
Tallarans vehicle drivers in general
are cracked
arguably the best armored regiments in the Imperium
right, yeah
Steel legion
steel legion all day forever
Tallaran are better at tanks then them
Quite frankly I don’t know the difference
Mechanized infantry vs tank spam
I’m not a war nerd lol
Their track record is pretty nuts. Vraks is a big one but they've beaten the T'au, and were once the only regiment in an entire sector to push by the necrons, while everyone else was getting creamed
steel legion get in some fun fights, also they got drip
I’ve never quite understood mechanized infantry
is Tallarn basically the most popular armored regiment
mechanized get rides from vehicles to fight infantry battles with vehicular support
Steel Legion literally just do drive by’s in their chimeras
Infantry with a lot of APCs and light vehicles
Also orks
mechanized infantry is just tanks and infantry and land carriers and that kinda thing
I mean, in the cain books, they held the line on a snow planet so I'd belive it lol
while tallaran are like
mmmmmmmmmmmm tanks
and then there's like 30 fucking leman russes and a baneblade
And boy did the Tallarn love em during the defense against the IW
So they do like a mixed but geared more towards fast attack vehicles? With some heavies?
yes, endless orks
so they're basically the most popular armor specialization regiment
yeah
Fought the iron warriors to a stalemate so yeah definitely. They got robbed on taros though
Yet
They were simply defeated by a competent enemy, it happens.
^
I find krieg overhyped tbh
Like
I love it when the traitor astartes get their butts kicked in by average mortals
all memes aside Tau would pretty much snipe most enemies off the map if it wasnt for the need for excitement in battle scenarios lol
yeah thats mortarion tells him self every night before crying and going to bed
Also drip
It’s like the equivalent of becoming a chaos spawn but for hobbyists and nerds, a horrible fate most revile, but an inevitable one if you continue down the path
Wasn’t the same after he let genie go free
uh probably
settra called , hes asking who stole his clothes from back when he was alive
Iron warriors
I stoopid
you're gona get run over by a leman russ for that one
best part about krieg is their backstory personally

💀
I got the muslim pass
i can say whatever i want about tallarn
arent the space wolves like your favourite thing in 40k dilara
Tallarn are the Fremen
well besides tallarn which is basically the most popular armored vehicle specialist of guard any other regiments that to do that
dont you have like a nude leman russ poster on your wall
They are based on Lawrence of Arabia mostly
which Fremen are also based on

Disgusting.
Ive heard a few rants about taros is all
They are stupid rants
Tau defeated a moderate Imperium force in the most normal fashion
^
Its like really good
people just dont like to see the tau win
I lowkey like it more then Vraks
which is lol
mostly due to like
Wow that is petty
wow this really is a shithole planet
I appreciate it even more once I learned its largely made to parody "desert combat" of the period it was written in etc
arent the tau like stupid strong in actual warfare provided their opponents dont have plot armor
Pretty much.
like they got mechs and lasers everywhere
yeah
they are
I mean Tau aren’t my favorite, but getting upset that they get a win is so self absorbed. Good on them if they manage a W
imperiums digging trenches like its ww2, and tau have like the ideal futuristic army
Are we talking about Tau getting a win in lore?
Tau basically usually never get a win because watching the actual way they fight is something most people find boring. Aka keeping your distance and blowing enemies apart from far away.
also the PDF went traitor lol
aka literally still how its done now
for the Tau
So like
they had a much more bolstered force then the imperium was expected
its not much different from Ukranians sitting in trenches sending drones to bomb people
actual war is very boring
also kroots are based
I like how the new elmental council book has the Tau doing counter insurgency lol
yeah it's all about outsmarting your opponent and making sure you don't lose much
They really capture how the majority of a war for soldiers
is spent sitting around doing fuck all
I should probably Specify that I put the luficer blacks here as a joke toward another person. That being that the LBs do nothing but sit on their hands
Lucifer blacks aren't real
are the blacks even a thing still
do they ever get brought up
Don't they win every campaign against the imperium? Aside from the first damocles crusade and like, nimbosa?
no
No lmao
Tau also got the honor of getting their ass kicked in almost 10+ artworks too
No one ever talks about their own faction eating shit
tbh
But no the Tau lose quite a bit lol
The fact that they don't even have official artist hilarious
The Imperium’s equivalent of a drone…that blows up.
I wanna see necrons vs tau
oh nice
They actually won that
You can tell from how that one guy died in the front there
When those Tau colonists were going to throw a celebration for being “liberated”, and then gets Molly whopped by said “Liberator”
Lose in art work but win the campaign
they "won" the battle
Jokes aside no
they lost that war lol
pyrrhic victory is the norm anyway
Vior'la did achive their goal of getting the Sautekh to fuck off
but like

The entire Tau fleet fucking died
phyrric victory
at best
I know in one "Tau losing their shit" art, they actually did win that war from what I can remember
its the Cities of Death one
with the pathfinder team being overrun by the Vostroyans
Nimbosa
The tau won that war too. However it was heroic effort by the first born that the Is populous resisted until the imperium retook it
Yo Momma
based game
but what about the wookies on kashyyk
lmao STFU
What about the droid attack on the wookies?
what about the droid attacks in your mom bitch
I only know this because I wanted to see if any regiments specialized against them
prolly not
He’s the one Jedi I was like “Bacara, don’t make it quick” it was a tragic scene but I didn’t like him
I wonder how the catachans would fight the tau
like id imagine sticking a knife between your teeth and shooting them isnt gonna do much
It was actually pretty awesome too. The first born has more carapace armor that most and their Reputation for accuracy translated to matching the T'au's range.
I need to draw some of my homebrew regiment at some point
Gureliia warfare
They got their asses kicked by the T'au-in the jungle too
No one cares though because There's one artwork where the c Colonel ripped a battlesuits head off. (What?)
Strakan is built different on god
It's why they are lower on the tier list lol. Basically all of their victories are because of their home planet lol
all catachan characters are
they don't do frontal assaults with bazillion men, like I said they do spec ops whenever they're called elsewhere
they have an objective and they go and finish that
marbo might be a meme but there's a good reason
No idea how he wouldn't have died Immediately trying that
so like is it kinda just for game balance that the medicae servitors arent nurgle fucked in game or are they actually immune
in dt?
game balance + servitors are more resiliant
contrary to popular belief humans can fire bolters
as long as they train their bodies too they can handle the even heavy bolters
Bionics generally make you more resiliant to "normal" nurgle diseases
they got plasma cannons too
there's specialized ones for fucking with things with bionics
remember this is warhammer humans can get crazy here
? I'm talking about a dude throwing hands with a battlesuits
oh that's my bad i thought you were talking about stonetooth
Bullet Tooth Tony
the guy carrying a large ass bolter
My favourite catachanner
what do tzeentch guardsmen do
like do they just walk around shooting blue flames and making plans
@storm jungle oi, my breaks almost over. Gibs input
that shit has to be master crafted right
its a mastercrafted bolter yeah
his bionics of straken
Well that just hurts my soul for that placement
Luv me eylisans but it is what it is
Disagreed on the Catachan.
Dont know who the sci-fi guys are the clown tier
Others seem good enough.
They’ll get their time, I SWEAR ON IT
so do every other guard regiment
aquilons are nice though
aquilons are Elysians From Wish
this guy is straight up punching things he has no business of punching
what is wish
Contractually obliged to disagree on Death Korps
That a regiment? They got art?
They’re deep inhale of rage finnnnuh.
Do they win the war though?
They're just scion drop troops
tempestus aquilons
That's an ordo then
Part of Ordo Tempestus
They're a unit type of the regiments of the Ordo Tempestus
Phyrric, but I like em too because Their planet just ain’t a crap hole.
Common miguel banger
hell yeah
pathfinder team wins against the novitiates canonically
get fucking smoked by the Aquillons
KT moment
The Imperium send in their elite to deal with the airborne alien auxiliaries of the T'au Empire as tactical skirmish action in the 41st Millennium kicks up a notch.
Learn more about Kill Team, the Tempestus Aquilons, and the Vespid Stingwings:
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2024/08/16/just-what-is-operation-hivestorm-find-out-in-this-th...
also yellow lasguns
The little sentry gun was fun in this cinematic
in this trailer lol
sigh but I’ve learned to be okay with these “elite” units
there is a lot of that
Inconsistency is what makes 40k consistent surprisingly
like gk purifiers are funny
oh yes we are an order of grey knights even more strong in will and pure
and love fire
Shoot, the KT aquilons might be the first set of minis I buy
and our castellan sleeps with a daemon blade
Since Cadia is mid
There's no Cadian kill team
there's only 4 valid colors for las weapons imo
I meant mini wise
Killteam Cassius isn't for Killteam the game
true
They get fancy toys as their standard issue 
Yeah, could’ve sworn I saw that in the store
True but I meant like stock basic stormtroopers
Which I guess the vet squad still fits since they're not regiment specific
Blue cool
Granted I don't know much about Gloomspite but seems like a small army box to me
what
not even the new goblin Thrower
2 units of wolf cav
It looks like it'd be on the smaller end of a Spearhead box nevermind an Army box
Yea, an HQ, 6 Cav and 2 chariots
so not even this
you know the shiny new Doom Diver Catapult
Yea one of those would really finish off the box
yeah honestly i'm quite baffled they didn't even include a doom diver
Bruh Krieg in War winners 
Yeah it’s small but that’s probably 1k points
I can tell you those kits are stupid expensive like the first wolf box
So imagine lien 200
oh
They ahve 2 gobbos inside
then yeah it might break 1k lol
So that’s 400-500 in elite wolves
Do we know how much the chariots cost
No
lame
But there is normal, boss, and wizard
Yeah
I always underestimate gobbo points lol
Big man in middlewill probably be closer to 150
Yea elite Gobbo points always catch me offguard
its kinda cursed
Why isn't discord notifying me of these responses >:c
Anyway? Should I rename it too "actually wins campagins?" Or somethin'?
Resist the urge to start an Oops all Wolf riders army
the fact that only reasons they work with grots is for convenience is crazy
So you ever wonder if there should be like
A guardsman regiment that is just
Extremely unfortunate
True, but Tzeentch feels a bit trolly.
Most of the Guardsman regiments we can play are like
Extremely skilled and competent
So how about we have one that is just
The opposite of that

Yeah
PDF game when?
Being a guardsman means that you're already being swnt on some of the most brutal meat grinders
In the universe
Fighting aliens that are more graceful than anything you have seen giant mountains of muscle that can brutalize the angels of your people
Literal demons that can slice a tank in half
Darktide is technically the closest thing we have to that
Like the virtue of being a guardsman is literally the worst already
True, but I always wanted just
The worst of the worst.
Kriegers, Cadians, etc. are exceptional. We need a reference point to how exceptional they are.
...
Also because it would be funny
Yeah but that's the problem they are already going to be dead
Krieg aren't even exceptional in lore 
PDF's live to make the guard look good lol
Yeah they're like incredibly f****** basic
Put down artillery on a position
Send in infantry shock assaults
Win or lose
looks cool
Those models fucking suck to build btw lmao
They are plenty of Unique and qurky guard regiments-they are all dead
It takes like 2 hours per model
All of that for some simple looking goblins that ride giant wolves
They look sick but damn
Also because it would be interesting to see like
Shit like Tankettes and other outdated, depreciated weapon designs on them.
there's plenty of out there guard regiments
The wolves are in 20 pieces it’s ridiculous and there’s almost no connection points
Aren't they like, the second most successful guard regiment?
On the goblins
they just don't get much light
Well even more depricated compared to the average Imperium designs
No
Not really
Damn
Goes hard
I’ve had to reglue the quiver like 9 times on a model
Gobbo keeps forgetting that bow need arrow
Damn
Who's better? Cadia for sure, Steel legion I'd argue
I did not expect them to be that f****** hard
It’s a pill
Red?
Blue?
Arrow pilled
Best Regiment are Catachan.
Then the Cadian.
After that, Tallarn, Vostroyan
Then I'd say tie toward moft of the rest of the named regiment
Then you have the bad regiments, like the Jopals
Savlar Chem dogs, armageddon steel legion, catachan devils, etc
“Im all ears” type shit
i wouldn't call the steel legion quirky tbh
Well interesting
Elysians are a good one
Finally someone who says catachan! I've been asking for a minute here but no one has had an answer for me. Do they have any big successes off their homeworld? Because all I ever hear is how their planet has killed invaders
Both Armageddon's regiment have more character than the Krieg 
meh, different asthetics but they aren't out there
Aren't the Jopalls fairly competent.
Just underneath a punishing system
Battle for armageddon they killed a lot of orks and halted their advance using guerrilla tactics in its jungles
Y e s
Nah they're bad
Like exceptionally bad
they're as bad as their color scheme
Is it their habit of asking for payments
And not doing their job if you don't pay them
Basically anywhere that isn’t a blank open field and they’ll do well as ambush tactics
Oh? That wasn't the Armageddon ork hunters? Different war I take it?
Damn

There is only one solution
That was part of it, I thought some catachan was sent in too
Only ever heard of them fighting g the T'au in an offworld jungle so far, and they got finessed there.
Idk I’m not too well read on guard stuff, I’m a xenos fan first
People when they go "Im all ears" when you ask them a question
If you think about it
Getting exiled to a monastery is the medieval equivalent of being cancelled

got embergard!! the owner gave me a 10% discount
As it turns out the whole fatalistic lifestyle was really stressful, they'd much rather be stickin' a rack of ribs on the barbecue than sticking their bayonets into the guts of their enemies. Hashtag relatable!
#deathkorpsofkrieg #warhammer40k #warhammerlore
German sounding Krieg is so passé, French Krieg is so in
Also you ever wonder if the Sister Repenta ever go to like
Colder planets
And if so, do they actually change outfits outside of their borderline Drukhari ahh leather.
You can't exactly redeem yourself if you fucking die of hypothermia and your nipples become so hard, they're basically icicles
143rd with their blue coats
Also you didn't answer my question ya hipster!
what question ?
Here
Quite a lot, go on the Lexicanum
I’m surprised there’s no psyker enemy or miniboss in darktide yet
Can't easily be ported from VT2, the ones that exist there wouldn't mechanically be great here
Y'all think chaos androids are going to make a comeback if dark mechanicum ever make a combat? Also there any indications of chaos dawi equivalent dark votann?
sadge
They are just stuck in the background lore of the chaos roster making mounts and monsters atm?
Basically
All those models they get are from 30k then?
Yeah but I bet it wouldn’t be too hard to do
And it fits what with the ritual and all
No more difficult than making any new enemy, but still would have to find uses/mechanics for them
Why do you think I said downside: wolf riders
LOL
lmao
They’re for 30k epic. Excluding the shared mechanicum stuff and character minis
If we get some Sorcerer, I think the Dreg should have one that use Corpse Burst, and work by having the Sorcerer summon/create boils on the floor, and then can cause them to explode (and corrupt and damage)
if constantine Valdor is captain general of the custodes why was he the right hand of the Big E and not Trajann

you gotta buy the new sige of terra anthology to know where valdor went to
you will buy the anthology NOT TOMORROW TODAY!!!
lol
I am unironically excited for the anthology 😅
I like picking-up-the-pieces stories
Like uh eg the whole 40k universe
Considering its possibly gonna have zero bolterporn we'll see
unless they somehow cram it somewhere lol
stop being happy and hopful NOW
I try every day
Hope is the death of faith
Joy is the foe of duty
I hope it’s super good
I like that ADB is writing emperor part
Its an anthology so like any its gonna be mixed.
I expect good/mid parts equally lol
NO IT’S ALL GONNA BE GREAT
my biggest probably with the ending trilogy was how little it actually explores
i expect 1 good story and everything else is slop
LOL
Im gonna see it for myself once I uh Acquire™️ the book through legal channels.
Have you read asoiaf?

they will have one story about john gram/valdor/a primarch thats actually meaningful and everything else is gonna be mid
I swear it has the dance / dragons feel
Yep all books and side stuff.




