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I totally like the Lahmian sisterhood because they are cool not because they are woman
GYATT
vampires are due for some meaty changes in wh3, Im sure they are on the line for CA
I do love how they just manipulate half the continent with female spies
literally using the power of rizz
Not the heaviest thing I’ve had to carry on my back
also having strigoi being good at fighting is like " yo everyone is good at fighting"
Well I imagine a former hiver would know certain things about hive cities and surviving in them in general than someone who’s never been in one before
But I was trying to think of what knowledge that would be
Entirely depends again. A hiver would know their hive but if it was another Hive they would probably know some essential "has to be here" locations.
So I can describe it
How uncouth
Side note. I find that This is the funniest art piece related to Nagash. Boy built a bigger pyramid than Settra like it was a dick measuring contest.
Average iron hand daydream tbh
yeah the only reason they have male members is to account for the opposite sex or those that swing that way
Anyways I’m sure nagash would give all his Mortarchs leashes if he could because of how much of a control freak he is
nagash was a serious douche
The fact that he did it PURELY out of spite is even funnier
even when he was a human
and pretty egyptian-accurate
I legit love that yeah
the man was living in egypt and decided to PERMANENTLY POISON THE NILE
Tbf the Black Pyramid also had other uses.
hes just a piece of shit
But yes
"bonuses" shall we say
Well I imagine it’s like general hive survival tips, who to look for, how to look for them
Also ngl Ikit nuked that shit
Pretty much yeah. as Morrow says for example as you pass through a market place literally every hiveworld will have a place like it
Where to fucking avoid like the plague if you see certain things
Someone made a meme of his name being that book SpongeBob gets from his grandma to read with the context “and this is just the first name”
Didn't it not work?
"IT WAS ME SIGMAR. I WENT BACK IN TIME AND JERKED YOU OFF WITH MAGIC INFRONT OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
The nuke worked at weakening nagash
it was nice nagash got his ass kicked a bunch of times in fantasy and kept coming back, now hes kinda ..strong
alright on the track records how many times has Skaven zogged him over now
like three times
But it didn’t destroy the whole pyramid
Like planned
Also Ikit is now a rat cast eternal
Prolly
Sorry Ikrit
Not Ikit
i swear the skaven just has this uncanny ability to **** his plans over
Trust
Out of context that’s like nuking the Black Pyramid hotel in Vegas, lol
do skaven have some new big thing in aos or are they the same
Kinda the same
like what did nagash do to them
They can make gnaw holes now
they can do gnawholes now tho
But generally the same
they still dont have more verminlords
They’re more technologically advanced
they do
Gnawholes
They do
and is thanquol a god now
But they’re like pretty similar
No
SAD
oh nice
they have more of them
I love verminlords, I was sad they were like chaos daemons in fantasy but skaven couldnt access them easily

Attacking the Seven Words and encountering Hamilcar again, Ikrit declared that when he was strong enough he would travel to the Realm of Azyr and take the throne of Sigmar for himself. He is finally defeated by the combined forces of the defenders, his head torn off by King Augus Ayr Augellon, but his body disintegrates into a bolt of lightning that arcs into the sky returning to, or so Hamilcar speculates, Ikrit's travelling burrow.
Classic Ikit
I want them to make this as a Skaven mini
Also going back, they use these things which are again Gnawholes, which is basically burrows through reality
I love the idea of Denentia Ikit who’s older then dirt
Nah he's lightning now
that's right because of that they don't need the fancy portals
And spiteful
ik about gnawholes
they just poke holes through reality and move there
Do you think it’s a stretch to say that a hiver would be able to navigate any hive city better than a regular person? Seeing as it’s pretty labyrinthine
So and so.
Zombie flood
No Hive is the same aside from SUPER general structural design things
Inventions
Micro-constructs: He has been able to create tiny machines that look like flecks of dust to the naked eye, these he can insert into a subject to examine its internal biological workings.
Cogwork shock-vermin: Stormvermin clad in bronze armour, armed with shock halbards and able to execute devastating pre-programmed combat routines.
its the equilavent of going to any hotel and being like "well they gotta have a pool somewhere"

whats with the stone love and bullhorns
That’s just me trying to navigate a star court mall
Greek influence
They like cows
also some eastern animal spirit stuff
elves loving stones
I’m not saying like they have an eidetic memory of every location, I mean like tactics to avoid getting lost or to find landmarks more easily
Thats what im saying ye dingus
they'd have a "general" idea
aside from that they still dont know it as well
well realmstones do have a lot of power
oh for zog
Thorgrim would prolly slam the book if he saw the Cities of sugmar sigmar
Micro-constructs, man-thing. They harden-stiff to physical trauma-damage, yes yes.
thorgrim might love the overlords ngl
Like if I’ve literally never been to a city and I was teleported into NYC I’d probably do a whole lot worse than someone who’s lived in Chicago for a bit
nah they quite literally do not respect the ancestor gods
that is true
“Turn to page…394”-Thorgrim
Of course there are still those that respect them but most of them do not really like them
realm lords are nice though, I like how theyve doubled down on the arrogance
unironically
you think they look to tyrions teachings and be like " yeah this guy picked up an evil sword thats plagued his bloodline for generations, hes an excellent elf to look to for guidance"
Secondly, got any ways to really hammer in just how ducking awful it is to be a human psyker? Not like the ones you see in darktide, but like literally zero training with fucking everything wanting to kill you
🎶 *Whaaaaaaaaaaat I'vvvvvvveeeeee DONE!*🎶
I mean, getting mobbed to death is probably most hammering in I can do
either that or you actually do in fact have your head explode from warp use
Still undefeated
LMAO
fuck gutter runners
fuck skaven melee infantry
useless lot
the ratlings and artillery is where its at
No I mean how awful it is to survive as a psyker
Death is a mercy
SNEAKING-ING…..SS-SSSTABBING…eshineshineshin…
Yeah
It is funny how so many Skaven just suck at everything, and then there’s Eshin
Why are skaven more Orky than fantasy orks fr
eshin went to the far east to train and cameback as gigachads
Because Orks in 40k took parts from skaven
like imagine a skaven meditating on top of a mountain in cathay, doing his inner peace monologue from kungfu panda
Skaven got split up between the Imperium, Orks and generic chaos
And it’s beautiful
Skyre is awesome but they’re also super incompetent a lot of times too
Which Skaven was it that disposed Boris the incompetent?
Most clans have a very competent leader and some elements but Eshin are abnormally much more competent
but they have those one wheeled motorbikes
and they ride around shooting warp lightning at fools
Eshin are like the officio assassinorum for skaven
the clan lords use them to assassinate each other
Deathwheels?
i wish more people realize this
so that they stop asking for them in 40k
like they would already fill up the already crowded space available
and piss off people that like tau?
OK then in turn you must stop asking us for questions and actually read
why, its not a transaction
For a universal constant to exist another one must be traded
I would rather have them stay because the mechs are cool so having your ability of asking gone would be a worthy trade to be honest
the mechs are cool
I just prefer the rats
kroots are awesome though
they should have their own empire
just remove the tyranids they're orks but boring 100%
the bioadaptation thing I kinda like tbh
especially how its not something they just say and its something that actually happens with the units
I think they have likea bunch of nids that are specialized for assassination now
which is really telling in terms of intelligence considering youd expect them to be a swarm for everything
but the nids are like nah, actually just infilitration and assassination is an awesome tactic and we know it
I think 40K really needs like, 4 more xenos lmao
How are Skaven more Orky ?
Cause they have ramshackled tech ?
I want them
There's those freaks in the Ghoul Stars
Niccassar if new Tau allies taking more presence
I'd rather just get more xenos
unrelated to each other
Rak'gol fill two bubbles, Chaos and Xenos
id just get some wins for the xenos honestly
feels like the aeldar could use some respect
I mean they have
appearance wise and biology wise 40k orks are fantasy orcs yes
but
the speaking funny part everyone likes
skaven has that
technology that is more volatile than the economy we have
skaven also have that
That would require changing fan perception which will never happen anyways for a large chunk of dumbasses lol
that is true
a rather volatile command structure
the horse isn't just dead
aeldar and tau are kinda the wimps yes
skaven also has it
People are never gonna read the lore anyways
so like the weird ass perception doesn't make much sense
people just assume elf = squishy and weak
which is weird
because like a good 3rd of CWE units are melee specialists lol
I mean I like the eldar , the aspect warriors are amazing stuff
I mean yeah because you read
Does he though?
(they just shitpost and LARP)

he says he has
Oh sorry I thought you meant MAHREEN fans…
Have you guys listened to the voxcast podcast that Covid killed?
I'm just talking about like
Some great great interviews
those people
lol
Just people who are very surface level and repeat the same memes and "lore"

People always gotta be so toxic with stuff too
yeah every faction has one
It can never be “I like this faction”
It’s always “I like this one and yours sucks and you suck”
I feel like it’s become more prevalent, it happens in a lot of stuff
yeah thats what I notice, from what ive seen people get really riled up over the imperiums xenophobia and fascism within the spirit of the meme and if someone says they like the nids its like ' INQUISITORS GET THAT BUG LOVING TRAITOR"
I hate it all
online
hell even in gamestores if you're playing some random pickup game
its kinda cringe lol
Never liked larpers, like do it in closed midst but don't do it in pub places
I larp as a functional human being every day
It’s fine for like, maybe one joke with people you know or something but jfc it’s so old
And it’s always the same jokes
Some poor dude on the Iron Hands discord was talking about how some dorks in his LGS literally always makes Ferrus No Head jokes everytime he goes there. Like, every single time. He’s been going there for a year now.
Hey man some jokes have staying power. The one about the rabbis and the janitor slaps 80+ years hence.
Same for Raven Guard with the “lmao emo” jokes its like

Mfer at least come up with something that’s fresher than 9/11.
Sounds like a guy I know who spams the same shitty jokes with surface knowledge of the setting despite playing for nigh on 15 years
And yeah they always never know anything
haha orks could change the whole setting of they wanted to
Ork fans momemnt
It’s so boring to engage with.
who just spam shitty dwarf memes from other settings
that may or may not be relevant to LoV
They’ll research enough just to spite those who like it. And when said fans try to give their input, the trolls will just say they don’t care
yeah honestly if they actually know how to use moments and read atmosphere they would be less annoying
It is genuinely boring to not be able to talk a bout Eldar/whatever without a bunch of dorkass dweebs pulling the haha I hate elves meme out en masse
Because even an old joke has a place
I just dislike anyone who has to bring other factions down all the time when they talk about theirs.
As long as you properly execute it
i like iron hands because they're so ignored that there's no memes
People get really toxic about IH it’s kinda funny
Cause they don’t know shit beyond like
“Urm they’re meanies and Shadrak waaahhh”
It’s so often Salamander “fans” too
Who don’t actually know any of their lore
Salamanders are SO nice smile
ignore the riot squads that straight up burn people
That’s one of the worst kind of fan to me that I see a lot of
The fucking “I wanna play the good guys” fans
MY favourite space marine chapter is the Salamanders because they're the good guys smile
Always Tau or Sallies or whatever and it’s so fucking boring
why the fuck did they add this to Imperium maledictum lol
And they always play fast and loose with lore if they know any
Fucking dorks, embrace ignorance and hatred like a proper lad
Either of its guns are going to instantly kill your players LOL
a lot of people dont want 40k to be grimdark
Ngl not as bad as I’d have thought
That's funny, I'll have one kill a party if I ever run enough maledictum
It isn't but its meant to be run in pairs
lol
the upside is its fucking slow
I mean understandable
the downside is it doesn't need to move to just obliterate you
60 BS is very high though for an NPC
yeah
Definitely kinda a dick move enemy lol
how
That there are people who like the aesthetics etc of the setting but it’s too dark for them?
sigvald is kinda weird
the aesthetics of floating skulls
A skull button for a door
Oh come on much of the architecture etc is beautiful. And the char design
Skull HAM radio
is he supposed to be the non daemon ultimate champion of slaanesh
bruh
Starkly beautiful but still beautiful
Some people don’t like quite so much darkness in their fiction. I do!!
And think it’s integral to the setting etc
I just said it’s understandable some people might wish it weren’t so bleak
While still appreciating much about it
A noble dark angle is what you’re going for?
well then I hate to say it to people who can't stomach the evil of 40k is like look for another setting and not 40k
I’m not going for anything
I like the darkness
you can enjoy salamanders not being nice while also not self identifying with them 🙀
the problem is some people want heroes because their fictional game is their identity
Yeah I’m specifically talking about people who like some parts of the setting but find the bleakness a little much sometimes. And saying it’s understandable
I think using this is a great idea chat
i am literally vulkan
I didn’t think that was so controversial lol
mhm
I just like the setting. How technology has progressed so far but humanity has stagnated to a near medieval lifestyle.
Ooh speaking of that blend, it reminds me of the next doom game coming in May
ah doom
Only one damage difference between one-handed and two-handed?
i want to kill civilians with high explosives
Gotta say, looking mighty fine with that chainsaw shield, mr Doom guy
wait human civis or alien civis?
I don’t mind if people just wanna paint figures and not engage with the lore behind them much that’s whatever.
The issue is people act like they’re engaging with the lore while making it all “Noblebright” (dumbest term ever btw)
humans
In one game I set an orbital station on fire because I could as a rogue trader, just to flex. Why be the good guy when you can be a total shithead
Daemonblade has a fuck ton of bonus horrifying stats
due to its nature
tainted blade just ignores anything lighter then Tempestus carapace
They're not meant to be bought, they're "trophies"
Makes sense, I haven't gotten to try maledictum yet. I'm used to those older 1d100 systems
I remember one Deathwatch game I played I was a Wolf Priest leading the squad and we had captured a bunch of rebels and had to get across a minefield. So I just told the rebels if they made it across the minefield I’d let them go, and we walked them in line ahead of us.
The DM apparently didn’t see that coming.
Think I remember one story how a guy used his guard minis as a meat shield to occupy a daemon prince in a game, don’t know which one though
Pretty good method to encourage players to not just flash their badge all the time
Yeah
If they want to flash badge all the time they can
but sneaky shit explictly gets harder
Common issue in Dark Heresy
since everyone and their mother
based an actually more fair than the imperium would do (i bet you'd kill them afterwards)
knows the inqusition is crawling around
Oh yeah we killed the survivors.
But I let them run away a bit and think they were gonna escape before we blasted them all at once.
That was a fun game, I had a Fenrisian Wolf named Ymir and she kicked ass. Fenrisian wolves in DW RPG have some goated stats
Three attacks. 1d10+10, 70 dodge. 10 toughness and 4 armor, 22 wounds. Wild actually.
I think quadruped lets them move a lot farther too.
Going to maul a marine to death
How’s this dialogue sound for an average imperial interacting with a psyker
The enforcer sees your Psykhana robes and glares.
“You’re one of those trained psykers, ain’t ya?”
“I don’t care how sanctioned you are, you’re still a witch. And if you ask me, it’s witches what started this whole Rift nonsense and doomed half the Imperium!”
“I’m watching you, If I so much as think I hear you muttering some curse, I swear by the Saints I’ll turn you into a stain on the pavement.” He racks his combat shotgun for emphasis
I have it separately quoted to allow for dialogue in between each line
Replace trained psykers with trained witches
Alr, anything else?
Also gonna describe the crowds spitting as they approach and throwing shit at them
Looks good to me
Btw this psyker is accompanied by two navy officers, so it’ll be interesting to see what they do about it
Probably nothing
Lmao what are they talking about here?
Inqusitorial acolyte jump scare
based
the first one sounds like sexual roleplay ngl
"pls dont read my mind Acolyte-kun uwu"
💀
the heck did I tab back into

some of the aos original vampires are pretty cool
like the guy with 2 models
I like em
also lauka vai
lauka vai being like I wanna find the most honorable combatant but has a vibe like she just slaughtered an entire village for blood and feels bad about it
No but it wouldn’t be hard to homebrew one
Oh boy someone made fanart of Lotarra as a daemon prince, not really a lore thing but maybe it'll be interes-
Holy GYATT DAMN
Where mutations
Nvm
Those still barely count
Why isn’t she horrifying
Anyways heres some really sick Silent King art.
Because how are my patreon followers and commission oilers supposed to whack off to her then?
smh
Idk people can get off to other stuff
Isn’t she like a slab of melted meat now
Shes dead
DAMN
Alr then
Its not really her in the Conquerer
Her corpse is fused into the command chair
But yeah there’s some weird warp ghost of her
Now
she still scaring the shit out of everyone in the crew?
Inaqar in the back there. Dope
I love his cloak being held up by little drone things
who is that necron he has by the neck?
The art is depicting him destroying the last of those loyal to the C'tan, so just whoever I think.
ah makes sense
Mhm. Whoever and maybe some homebrew characters
Or more correctly: Exactly
Literally always has to be a supermodel
Yeah she's still terrorizing people as a horrifying ghost creature
speaking of that
oh no
guess who showed something new off the other day 
the head of a crime syndicate, and "collaborator of the Fifth Sphere of Expansion"
i wonder and am a bit worried about the fan art we might get of the female necron overlord in mechanicus 2 lol
generic ahh fantasy babe
no cables, no cybernetics, no skulls
get out
right? there's nothing to make her "40k"
now draw her pre||achy_||
It can even be a sexy one or some shit but come on
hell the tube in the nose would be enough
No that just makes her a instagram alt girl.
a what
Thank goodness they made sure to spend time on her massive tits though.
This kinda thing
Hey I like them tits de massif
if you cant even manage that then yeah dont design anything
someone actually up and asked
Yeah I do wish she were a multi tentacled hunchback thing
like make all the woman characters you want son, but holy hell if you could stop making them so shallow in writing
like wdym if they're attractive it gives an aura of importance
Honestly thats the thing yeah
Honestly humans in 40k for GW art always look freaky
^
when i think of like nobles, it's either nasty fucks or pretty in over the top future way
my rule when making a 40k OC is EVEN if they look remotely handsome they need at least one bionic somewhere on their face.
Wires going under the scalp, a bionic eye, some small cybernetic etc
my GOAT
hottest woman in 40k be like sickly pale with purple eyes
100% not a slaaneshi daemonette
like honestly all the portraits in Rogue Trader are like
Yeah that
would
like this person is imo hot
but she also has CABLES
GOING INTO HER SKULL
still would tho
thats the nose tube i was talking about btw
god his shit is soo good
lol
calligos is handsome but he's got like
that glint in his eyes along with scars
like there's something horribly wrong with him lol
||beyond the stuff ingame thats horribly wrong with him||
It’s pretty amazing how 40k just like cornered this aesthetic
^
No one else even tries
Ok trench crusade
yeah the rule is if you dont want bionics give them some scars at least
The closest is like dune on the one hand but that’s less bionic
Ru oh raggy, Calligos got that axe murdering glint in his eye again!
And random cyberpunk on the other but that’s not ancient / gothic
Octaviana is extremely hot tbh I am not biased at all
I like how he named his axe "breaker" like
Calligos
That's....its a chopper
A cutter
Thats like, the worst name you could have for it.
||i love that if you redeem him he becomes an iconoclast crusader and ends up confined to his command throne because he refuses to replace his failed legs||
Anyways of course someone made horny art of him too.
ye
The voxcast interviews w Jes Goodwin and Phil Kelly go over some of the development of the aesthetic it’s great

The line between Iconoclast and Heretic can often be very thin.
BOOOOO
That literally makes no sense
40k is like cyberpunk where you need bionic additions for even making the most "basic" stuff in a technological strata of society lol
Mfw I wont admit I'm just horny.
that runt still yappin
Chorda is also a prime example of 40k humans being off putting even when pretty, she has that vampire like uncanniness to her that is really unsettling
Okay but those worlds still have nobles with shit like that lol
Graia pattern butthole mk iv
counterpoint
See my issue isn't the no bionics
GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT
like she has no bionics or scars but she still radiates malice as well
EFFORT
Do some weird makeup or whatever.
Yeah well he better WORK then
in any case 40k has such an odd aesthetic lol

in a good way
what do you mean, the fact half her cloths can cut you just adds to the charm no malice here /s

its not odd!!!!
does anyone have the Rogue Trader preset portrait
for the black militarum dude
the one where he's got a bunch of guardsmen behind him
I know this is like extremely oddly specific but I can't find a high quality version of that photo
Yeah thats the navy dude
Ugh THERES SO MUCH AI BULLSHIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
best bet would be to pull the file from the game if you have it downloaded
google also removed the ability to filter out AI shit in the latest update
yknow what his "counter counter point" is
the internet is dying fr
what
dead internet theory is no longer a theory
it starts with an "F" and ends in "im"

I don't get it
yeah its fan art at the end of the day
at this zoggin point their head is thicker than ferrocrete
fair
just gonna say
after being around homebrewers for like 7 years atp
i'm glad none of them like the fallen
they're safe
LOL
Yeah honestly this is why like
i stay out of homebrew groups and jus tdo my own thing with pals
its not like they need homebrew when most of the dark angel books are focused on the fallen lmao
yes yes but listen
I FUCKING FOUND IT FINALLY
if i just stay
thats not a militarim background btw
It's always fun for me to bring out something funny in here and you guys criticize it and improve it
To be fair its not that hard
its mostly that the characters most people make are shit because as Silence showed a day prior they never want honest opinions.
Always empty compliments.
they're just so busy slobbering down the "dayum" comments
"people find my character attractive so i must be doing something right"
^
Its why I quit the only big OC sphere i was a part of for 40k
they always just compliment each other and the moment you say an honest criticism its you being "bad" or "toxic" lol cunts
like fuck you i'm putting a space marine in a jar
GW bit off a lot lorewise with the Rift.
I feel like that hasn’t been fully realized
he's got cancer and beautiful eyes
yeah i have an ork mercenary that has his own ship with multiple facilities and multiple collections of powerful weapons, literally through the use of drugs and working out is stronger than the average ork, has a MAW-KRUSHA, and a Megatrakk Scrapjet that can punch a hole through a fortress
yet somehow
there are characters out there that are worse than that
I’ll never forgive this map for having fucking Rynn’s World and all these other random ass worlds but not Medusa or Deliverance.
Like I admit I'm not good at making characters and as you can see it is blatantly obvious but like
come on
They forgor....
tbh

And don’t say “Medusa isn’t important”
Because it objectively has had more happen than like
Almost every other chapter world
Including most first founding
But I digress
At least there’s Mordian
I forget how you redeem him
||you reveal his arch militant is a khornate||
Can you do it and maintain good relations with the Aeldari?
Yes
Yeah you can
Yea but how?
since he becomes somewhat sensible
||talk him down from killing the Aeldari||
then you can do it later
||you can convince him to spare the eldar and oust the arch militant, he just kills the local human tribe instead||
Bro for what?
sport
Me when I’m bored so I have to shoot poor people
Aeldari I understand but damn
you know that one planet
with the horrible acid air
||he's keeping it eternal war||
That’s why I killed his ass
the ||arch militant convinces him to do it, its where you oust him||
Also Calligos literally has a Ssyleth on his party 
like to give you an idea
hes so bloodthirsty
if you got marazhai in your party
he literally goes "rogue trader no offense but i like this guy id rather join him"
LMAO
Oh ok, I thought you meant he goes “I’ve finally turned over a new leaf, no more wanton killings” then instantly gets bored and goes right back to doing it
its ironic because Calligos also Was fine with Eldar
during the TTRPG era
||he's just gone completely off the fucking deep end because of the arch militant||
Unfortunately, he got bored
I’ve never once had marhazai in my party cause I always KOS that fucker
Or send him off to super hell (the inquisition)
The inquisition is probably like a hotel stay compared to the dark city
But this run I’m gonna keep him cause I need him for an ending that may or may not exist
Big mistake, hes a very fun character
probably one of the best companions too
the writer really likes him 
I'm going to be honest it is a shame i did something so funny for him to complete the quest
For yrielet
@arctic talon i was wrong, that was the militarim commander portait you posted lol
He's a good character but he's not for me is the thing
I'm so good at this
I would rather have a controllable psychopath like kibellah
to be fair hes very controllable
companions you got very rarely ever go out of line at all
the only hazard ever is like... well Idira lmfao
Okay then
yeah all you get is like Heinrix going
Maybe on my next year period of being suddenly obsessed with rogue trader maybe i can recruit him again
"Rogue trader you got 3 xenos in your crew!"
"Shut the fuck up"
"Okay fine!"
thats it lmao
I love the fact that you can actually make him kinder too
Not by much but hey better than nothing
I love being so kind i fundamentally change the universe
I would love an iconaclast interacting with an ork
Without too many spoilers.
Who is the biggest, fattest, most Ogryn like character I can recruit in RT?
Uhhhh
I know there’s an unsanctioned psyker lady she’s fine.
Is there really any?
I got her she’s cool.
orks where one of the xeno options in the survey so maybe we will see them in a future dlc
The largest companion you can recruit would be the space marine
There’s a space marine?!
And he's the only large companion you can recruit that takes up multiple space
Ok I gotta recruit the space marine.
a space wolf yes
Ulfar
I'm not going to tell you how to get him but he is the loudest biggest companion you can get so
Do what you have to do i guess
No worries thank you!
I’m a bit sad you can’t have any gross guys like you can in Kingmaker.
Like Nok Nok or the Troll King.
Nok Nok was the GOAT
It's the classic owl cat release
Back then it wasn't the best state but they fix it
And now they are slowly but surely adding some dlcs to buff up the game
The first dlc was actually quite a banger
yeah thats why I started playing it
because the blood psykers looked siiiick
you mean death cultists?
Yeah those are death cults
||you can even get special honor guard for your personal quarters called bloodwardens depending on how you end the companion's quest chain||
My goat I loved every time interaction with him
also the pissing contest between him and heinrix is funny
He is worth it to get yes
can we kill all
Good evening everyone, star wars is fucking shit!
Who would win, Vader or Abaddon
I think we all know
Probably Vader
Vader got some nutty things he’s done
The one thing I’ll give Disney, and this is mostly people who aren’t high ups credit
They’ve kept Vader scary and powerful largely
Just Jedi/Sith on their own against a Non-Psyker SM is still heavily stacked for the Jedi/Sith
Who'd win, Vader or that mortal tzeench cultist sorcerer from secret level animation
Then who'd win, Vader Vs Ahriman
Idk whoever the write to win
Vader loses then
The Force vs Warp power isn’t really an exact science e
If we assume they’re compatible for the sake of it
It's literally not science at all cause it's made up
Then it still depends
And this is why magic sucks and magic user fights suck
And why the best magic settings have hard rules to the fights
Who'd win, one neutrino or a wall of lead a light-year thick
Me, after I blow my brains out
Tf what’s even an example of this
Inheritance series does a good job establishing rules
What is that
Who'd win, one normal space marine, or Harry Potter
I’m not gonna go into it all cause it’s done over a long time in the series but
I mean does harry use avada kedavr? could he get it out before SM kills him
idk
vs scenarios are kind of just stupid for the most part
he gets two syllables in and then his head explodes
either way sailor moon clears all
bore off
we just had this conversation like two days ago how power level comparison between universes is stupid and pointless!!
Jerk, kill them now
nothing wrong with stupid or pointless
wtf I can’t even read your unwillingness to provide me w oral history is violence
Are they good
also sorry, i missed it
False 40k power level is infinity except real world is infinity plus one bc it has me in it
go away and do some maths then
I just did see above
I think someone needs a nap with that attitude
based
I still find it funny that Vader technically killed Palpatine even though his suit was specifically made to be weak against electricity
who'd win, one atom of plutonium-238, or 10,000 years
Also I had to retype Palpatine several times because it kept auto correcting to Palestine
💀
im making up some super boring ones for u
Tf is this weak against electricity shit that wasn’t in the movies
Extra lore from the books.
Basically his suit was made to be
Severely uncomfortable
And was also extremely outdated
Auto correct being a god send or failing to recognize that some words exist is crazy work
What’s a book
tree children
It was partially made to consistently put him in a state of pain and anger
Mainly to strengthen his connection to the dark side
But also to cripple him
See oh no I’m doing it I’m doing unironic nerd rant
God help me it’s bc I’m day drinking
that sounds like it was made up!!!
That's also why he has his famous breath. His breathing apparatus fucking sucks
See what I like about 40k is that a lot of the weird complexity like that was baked in pretty early on
I realize stuff has been layered on
But still quite a bit was. A shocking amount
Tbf Star Wars did have that also
Not really
I mean you could say that about the OG versions of 40k?
But no like
Rogue trader and Realm of Chaos etc
1st edition of 40k is way different compared to later releases
A lot of shit became uncanon
Had a remarkable amount of current ish stuff
Ahhhh ok people yes both had stuff layered on
yeah that's the point I'm making
But my thesis is 40k frontloaded a lot of its complexity
In the first couple of editions
Whereas Star Wars was
Three movies
And a Christmas special
For a long long time
Yes I would say so
Kind of???
It only established it
Tyranids were originally Daemons I think
Or Daemon Adjacent
And then got this retrofitted complexity layered on and it doesn’t fit as well
Bc 40k was like built to accommodate it
Just superior world building
Ok that’s it back to shitpoasting
I mean I think it's because 40k is a tabletop game while Star Wars was a movie franchise.
I should never do serious posts
yer if u read the rogue trader codex its surprising how much of it is still in place
And I know this bc I was alive when Return of the Jedi came out lol
like the core if it really is valid still
THANK YOU
Yes exactly what I’m saying
maybe not the core, but a lot of it, its worth a read for anyone into 40k tbh
see where all this shit came from
And then within like 3 or 4 years we had much of the rest of base lore
True, but also a lot of details aren't canon anymore.
Although... I still kinda wish some early edition shit was kept
Chaos Androids are cool
yeah but a lot of details are though!!
Yes this is a given
like a surprisng amount
They semi exist iirc
genefather had something on them
To declare something made by the stinky British
Is greater than something made by an American
i just farted
Although I still find it funny that originally
Magnus's folly wasn't actually his fault
Like legitimately not his fault
ok nvm they are just back
Originally, he actually managed to WARN to Emperor without breaking his pet project
But that’s ok the UK is just an American colony
The problem is that the Emperor became so pissed
That he literally broke through his webway just to shout at Magnus
The audacity that his favorite son, Horus, was a traitor was unbelievable to him
Honestly
I kinda wish it was kept like that since
Y'know
The Emperor is an asshole
that must have been quite a bit later than 1st edition
Genefather spoilers I guess ||Inside was an android of terrible aspect, skull-faced and grim, fashioned of black metal, not dissimilar to a necron, in fact, but entirely of human make.
'Behold, the form immaculate,' Kolumbari-Enas intoned. 'Behold, the android of Chaos!'|| I lost my copy so a copy and paste will have to do
2nd to 3rd? Around that ball park? Take it with a pile of salt
Chaos Androids are so fucking funny
I'm glad they kept the goofy ass design
to an extent
"SLIDE TO THE RIGHT"
"SLIDE TO THE LEFT"
"CRISS CROSS!"
bam bam
it would be funny if they make a new one off chaos android model and kept it's stupid little grin
Goddamn that book was so forgettable I don’t remember this part at all
"CRISS CROSS"
I mean tbh I think the design is mostly fine
Robot skeletons are always intimidating to me
The problem is that goofy ass grin
But I like it in like
A silly way
Doesn't help that the 1st edition figure has them permanently in a
Cha Cha real smooth
Slide
Also wtf are they using as a gun?
Why does it have an organic bad drago- I mean bayonet attached to it
early warhammer models weapon designs were something else
looking at the first necron models and unable to tell what's going on
the anti aliveinator mk1 and 2
I thought those were imperial ships
are necron weapons able to me stolen and used or
Early necron guns?
If they are then it would be funny if they were canon.
If only because I'm just imagining the C'Tan or even Necrontyr designing them
It's quite difficult but possible yes
Melee weapons work better since its a blunt object
"My liege. Our fight against the Old Ones are going well. However, we need new infantry weapons for our troops."
"There are so many grooves, that my skin is literally tearing apart while holding it."
The thing is about the oldcrons is just they were all just mindless robots, even the lords iirc
Yeah ik
so like
