but considering it's a dawn of fire book and the big G is in it
#40k-lore-chat
opaque coyote
it's written by Guy Haley iirc so I have hope
Honestly it'd be crazy if the Silent King somehow reveals that there are other civilizations outside the Galaxy
That aren't Orks/Nids
Like I can easily imagine a portion of DAoT humans deciding to just
Explore outside the galaxy
And then being stranded there
Or a portion of the Eldar Empire
Like I can definitely imagine a portion of outcasts in the earlier days deciding to just leave because the debauchery was too much
Or got exiled outside the galaxy because they aren't willing to join in the daily bloodplay sadomaschism orgy
winter vessel
Finally got around to watching the “Interrogator” series on warhammer TV
sly ivy
Finally got around to watching the “Interrogator” series on warhammer TV
Good right?
sly ivy
Tf is everyone
plush mason
dedge
umbral kraken
dapper gyro
New game dropped, so transferring
paper haven
Which one?
dapper gyro
Ninja Gaiden 2 Black
winter vessel
Good right?
as one who is a fan for old noir films, I liked it. I wish for future 40k animations to follow such a theme, it could go pretty well for an Arbites or Inquisition focused plot.
sly ivy
as one who is a fan for old noir films, I liked it. I wish for future 40k animat...
Yes def. You’ve read Eisenhorn etc. and Vaults of Terra?
opaque coyote
So if y'all remember this.
Here is the picture of my actual college ice breaker.
I had two replies
"Hi [REDACTED],
what a terrifying pet, I’d hate to owe him money. Being covered in jam I wonder how much you have to clean up after him. I also noticed how you tried to get him to sleep next to you but he kept screaming. I have a similar situation with my dog but instead he would keep barking at the door."
"Hey [REDACTED]! I really like your Idea of an Ideal pet, I was wondering when taking care of your pet does he smell bad? I assume the souls of the damned and all that red coloring he would smell like death.
Thank you! I hope your pet does not eat you:)"
queen laurel
I had two replies
"Hi [REDACTED],
what a terrifying pet, I’d hate to owe him m...
you brainless slug
you actually did it
you know what i respect it
pine wedge
So if y'all remember this.
Here is the picture of my actual college ice breaker...
college ice breaker?
south gorge
So if y'all remember this.
Here is the picture of my actual college ice breaker...
Holy shit this is probably real too I recognize the acorn GUI
You’re so based for this it’s unreal
I’m NGL you’re the it girl for that. The kinda student other students see and want to be friends with you or you no inbetween lmfaooooo
opaque coyote
you brainless slug
Tbf it wasn't completely off the wall
Some other person did a velociraptor as their ideal pet
Most just posted pictures of their own pets
Or like wanting a German Shepherd, Golden Retriever, etc.
Although there was one person who had their ideal pet be a goldfish
A fucking Goldfish
It isn't even one they actually have. It is their fictional ideal pet
And it's a fucking goldfish
celest dome
Spotted Dog or Maned Fox (actually any fox tbh), that would be pets I would love to have, but they're wild animals and ought to remain as such
queen laurel
Tbf it wasn't completely off the wall
Some other person did a velociraptor as t...
I'm going to be honest yours is probably the most complete of the walls because a mutated human that is been reduced to nothing more than a feral monster is very hard to beat
opaque coyote
Spotted Dog or Maned Fox (actually any fox tbh), that would be pets I would love...
To be honest. If I could tame any animal and make it my ideal pet.
Probably just go for a Bear tbh
opaque coyote
I'm going to be honest yours is probably the most complete of the walls because ...
And all it cost was some blood sacrifices to the Chaos Gods
celest dome
How cute these are 
south gorge
And it's a fucking goldfish
Being presented with a literally infinite catalogue and deciding “goldfish actually” has some raw power to it.
potent orchid
How cute these are <:uwugryn:1062882479310110720>
why are wild untamable and undomesticated animals so freaking cute man
shadow plover
IYKYK
Made this because it was such a 40k evil ass quote
storm jungle
Im half sure its literally on there too
the fascist af quotes in the loading screen go really well lmao
queen laurel
IYKYK
Made this because it was such a 40k evil ass quote
what my commissar tells me after i refused to shoot a kid in the head
shadow plover
storm jungle
queen laurel
hallow saddle
id love a pet lynx or bobcat
storm jungle
to be fair
oh wait you mean real animals, my brainrot triggered for a sec thinking you were talking about a gyrinx
hallow saddle
id love a pet gyrinx
storm jungle
yeah its basically a bobcat-lynx but psychic so it works
queen laurel
oh wait you mean real animals, my brainrot triggered for a sec thinking you were...
yeah it's for laati somehow deciding that the perfect fictional pet would be a chaos spawn
hallow saddle
Yeah it'd be super cool
storm jungle
Yeah its like owning an actual cat
now it just hates you even more
also being literally psychically bonded with it doesnt help lmao
hallow saddle
Kills you with its mind, all cats would love to be able to do that
queen laurel
yeah its basically a bobcat-lynx but psychic so it works
ok let hold on let me see what of the 36 warhammer creatures I have would make good as a pet
queen laurel
yeah its basically a bobcat-lynx but psychic so it works
ah Found it, a giant pile of muscle that can somehow glide with the grace of a thrown brick that sounds like a good pet
summer mural
you can do multiple paths but only master one warrior aspect right
storm jungle
Yeah, if you become an Exarch you are trapped on that path.
you literally cannot leave the temple lol
summer mural
also do warlocks actually join a different path or they just remain path of the warrior guys who fell off because they became psykers
or were* more proficient in psyker things
storm jungle
They didnt fall off they just wanted to become more in tune with their psyker powers but arent on the level of a farseer, just above your average human psyker
storm jungle
they are on the Path of the Seer
summer mural
i see
storm jungle
Farseers are like Lvl.100 Mob Bosses
Warlocks would be Lvl.30-50 Wizard-Underling
they are entrusted enough to for example lead Guardian squads
rose thorn
The new combat patrol fucking sucks
summer mural
oooh
storm jungle
The new combat patrol fucking sucks
what else is new
summer mural
how new is it
rose thorn
I might finally look at aos models today
Are you looking for anything specific?
summer mural
no, just browsing
I like looking at the details
and the lore paragraphs
Il do bonereapers and fyreslayers last, those are my favorite aos ones
also is the ynnari avatar guy like avatar of khaine levels of elite
well, 'elite' avatar of khaine
summer mural
its a nice model
storm jungle
but if its a bad writer writing them then uh they can probably die from stubbing their toe
also yeah its super cool
summer mural
seems newer than the rest visibly
hallow saddle
aos models are cooking
storm jungle
they are sitting high on there with Munda for real
celest dome
Imagine AoS had an equivalent to Munda ?
queen laurel
but if its a bad writer writing them then uh they can probably die from stubbing...
welcome to does it break chaos edition and today we will be suffocating an avatar of war
celest dome
A City of Sigmar where multiple gangs are fighting it out in the alleyway
celest dome
Ye
storm jungle
but like
the thing is AOS still explores very niche parts of the universe with their minis so i think its fine as is
Like you'd never see 40k do something like "cultists of khorne who are obsessed with being cosplayers of flesh-hounds"
lol
queen laurel
Imagine AoS had an equivalent to Munda ?
yeah underworlds takes that one, groups belonging from one faction doing their own thing from the middle of butt fuck nowhere
but like an actual place where it's it's own thing
queen laurel
yeah it's not a thing
hallow saddle
Imagine AoS had an equivalent to Munda ?
If they ever do a Mordheim update then it might be that
summer mural
mordheim from fantasy?
hallow saddle
Ya
summer mural
mordheim is a crime ridden hellhole? I didnt know that
hallow saddle
Its the necromunda equivalent for fantasy
summer mural
I like necromunda
Ive been meaning to try the game
I heard the gameplay is pretty good and its got nice 40k scale
not unlike dt
hallow saddle
Necromunda is sick I wish I had a group to play it with
The idea of changing you models during a campaign is sick
Like if they lose an arm or get a better weapon
Or just die
storm jungle
Ive been meaning to try the game
You can easily finish it in a single sitting
the scenery is great, everything else is peak dogshit
theres a reason it died in like what, 1 week?
summer mural
I heard the story stuff is kinda miserable
hallow saddle
Oh u mean the video game
storm jungle
LOL
summer mural
but the shooty stuff is good
celest dome
mordheim is a crime ridden hellhole? I didnt know that
Necromunda is much better to live in tha Mordheim is (at the time of the play setting)
storm jungle
uhhh its basically "We got DOOM at home"
shadow plover
the video game is ass
summer mural
Necromunda is much better to live in tha Mordheim is (at the time of the play se...
wow
how fucked is mordheim
summer mural
wots all this mordheim shit I never knew about
storm jungle
Mordheim is DISGUSTING
shadow plover
and pretty far off from the regular people of Fantasy
humble shoal
Isnt mordheim the medieval fighting game?
storm jungle
NO
hallow saddle
It's an old game
humble shoal
summer mural
mordheim is the hamlet from a lovecraft novel?
summer mural
LMAO
storm jungle
shut up
celest dome
Mordheim is like Hive Secundous on Necromunda
shadow plover
Most of what I know of Mordheim the city is from the Gotrek & Felix novels and it is not a nice place, barely even habitable
celest dome
and why is its elector count taking a nap
It's not in the Empire
hallow saddle
Yer it's quite far removed from the actual WH fantasy setting
summer mural
Most of what I know of Mordheim the city is from the Gotrek & Felix novels and i...
I have like 2 of those novels and I havent gotten around to reading them because ive been replaying chaosgate
summer mural
I swear ive come across mordheim multiple times before, lemme just google it and refresh my memory
yes, OSTERMARK
shadow plover
I have like 2 of those novels and I havent gotten around to reading them because...
you should get to it, it's a brilliant series. I finished it just a couple months back
hallow saddle
John Blanche and Tuomas Pirounen made it and I think Tuomas went on to make Trench Crusade
celest dome
storm jungle
Yeah there it is
hallow saddle
Might have 100% fucked up his name there
storm jungle
its in the middle-east, no wonder its shit
summer mural
its in the middle-east, no wonder its shit
yeah exactly what I was thinking
shadow plover
granted most english speaking people spell it out like Pirounen
summer mural
its also pretty ripe for vampire taking
hallow saddle
Tuomas fucks me up already
shadow plover
it's pronounced almost like Thomas
summer mural
border princes exist to get punched by all the important factions
its so sad, their geography is kinda pretty
storm jungle
They arent that bad
its more that they arent a "proper" faction since well "princes", multiple seperate groups
storm jungle
Them and most of that province stretching to Estalia
summer mural
I will say I think the border princes are designed to be so idyllic geographically is because skavenblight is bang in the middle of estalia and border princes
and having skavenblight right there is like " yeah yall got enough problems"
storm jungle
Not middle, more like way in the corner
summer mural
its belowish the mountain range south of loren iirc
storm jungle
shadow plover
Dilara penis posting
storm jungle
The yellow line is most of the Not-Italian nations
hallow saddle
is that finland
storm jungle
Red is Skavencuntblight
summer mural
oh I completely erased tilea from memory
storm jungle
Tilea is great, dont do that
shadow plover
as you should
storm jungle
summer mural
was tilea italian or spanish
shadow plover
🤌
summer mural
italian I think, you would be correct
storm jungle
was tilea italian or spanish
Both
queen laurel
average Tilea reactions
summer mural
life is acceptable as long as your not kraka drak dwarves
celest dome
was tilea italian or spanish
Tilea=Italia
Estalia=Spain
summer mural
dogs of war
storm jungle
Yeah its one of the more fun codexes, mercenaries
summer mural
dogs of war mercs> maneater mercs
storm jungle
One of my fav merc-bands is the ones that take the most cheap contracts so that they can help everyone
strangely noble lol
Also another led by an exiled high elf dragon rider prince
most of his human troops are like
"Wow thats a big dragon innit"
summer mural
I like the fantasy elves more than 40k ones
40k elves might be my least favourite 40k faction , but the rest I prefer 40k
storm jungle
to be fair you barely know most of their lore
summer mural
that is true
storm jungle
LMAO
summer mural
they seem too serious
storm jungle
fuck sakes
queen laurel
LMAO
Hey at least he admits he doesn't know anything which is more than I can say for certain people
storm jungle
Its funny you say this because they are literally almost the exact same faction lol
summer mural
and also the craftworlds fall to like baby invasions
green loom
I'm still happy they made a lord for my favourite region
storm jungle
Every faction in 40k suffers from "then they got wiped out randomly"
queen laurel
Its funny you say this because they are literally almost the exact same faction ...
yeah if you want the most difference funnily enough AOS which is supposed to be the sequel for warhammer fantasy
the races there are way more different
summer mural
I do like harlequins quite a bit, especially my guy the death jester
queen laurel
I'm still happy they made a lord for my favourite region
is that a lord for Chrace
green loom
Ye
storm jungle
Also lions
storm jungle
LOL
Also their main boss-lord literally goes around torturing and viet cong'ing dark elves
queen laurel
Also lions
war lions do go hard
queen laurel
Alith Anar is also literally moon knight
didn't that guy literally seduced morathi
summer mural
alith anar is alright too
queen laurel
girl's a fucking slut
that is true
summer mural
the main thing I like about nagarythe is the other high elves are like " yeah those guys are nasty, dont give them shit!" and then privately they are like " thank god those guys are around"
storm jungle
Kind of
They do a good job but its mostly to get their reputation back and vengeance etc.
plush mason
isnt he literally called the spirit of vengence or something along those lines?
storm jungle
The only thing high elves should be thanking is the donut mountain range, if you are an outside kingdom near the sea you are fucked
storm jungle
isnt he literally called the spirit of vengence or something along those lines?
Yeah he is
summer mural
also I mean, as far as motivations go, I find the nagarythe elves have more reasons to be vengeful than fuckin dwarves and their grudges
plush mason
tbf he is the "leader" of the edgist of the high elves so
storm jungle
Also true.
summer mural
like their entire province is a wasteland
storm jungle
yeah and their entire history is stained with shit
all thanks to Malekith and his mom
plush mason
the shadow warriors have literally one thing holding them together, collective hate for the dark elves lol
summer mural
yeah like imagine being a peaceful nagarythe elf and you go to a party and everyones bragging about how their part of the island paradise is so dreamy and perfect
like of course your gonna take up arms and torture some dark elves in the jungle
sly ivy
girl's a fucking slut
Damn betraying the sisterhood
storm jungle
Damn betraying the sisterhood
ITS LITERALLY IN HER LORE
All the way up to AOS Malekith is like
"Your bed chamber has sure seen its disasters as of late"
plush mason
Damn betraying the sisterhood
she follows Slannesh so
storm jungle
(real line btw)
plush mason
Malekith is in AOS?
sly ivy
she follows Slannesh so
Damn betraying the theysterhood
storm jungle
Yeah he doesnt have his own faction yet
queen laurel
"Your bed chamber has sure seen its disasters as of late"
Even as a God
she still fucks
summer mural
morathi literally be flat out lying to her entire faction
plush mason
Even as a God
she got the Fulgrim treatment huh lol
sly ivy
Morathi based af
storm jungle
Gotta respect that grindset ngl
storm jungle
she got the Fulgrim treatment huh lol
This movie was way before him
queen laurel
she got the Fulgrim treatment huh lol
yeah she ate khaine
storm jungle
people actually used her mini as a fulgrim kitbash
sly ivy
Everyone should lie to and exploit elves
queen laurel
people actually used her mini as a fulgrim kitbash
well now they don't have to
storm jungle
Everyone should lie to and exploit elves
sly ivy
A credit 2 her race
storm jungle
Average dwarf moment
sly ivy
One of the good ones
queen laurel
>Average dwarf moment
Let me tell you I challenge everyone in this chat to stop being racist to fictional races the seething rage inside of each person here would immediately combust the universe
storm jungle
Let me tell you I challenge everyone in this chat to stop being racist to fictio...
Gotta keep the unfunny memes alive
sly ivy
Yeah it’s stupid they’re species anyway
storm jungle
Malus is mid-tier
sly ivy
And other species suck
storm jungle
But hmmm
summer mural
lokhir
storm jungle
I do like Lokhir a lot
storm jungle
mostly because pirate lord with big ass ship that has raided the entire world lol
queen laurel
Get the beast Lord out as well
summer mural
queen laurel
Yeah but he's not it
storm jungle
summer mural
hellebron
summer mural
hellebron lore is alright, its kinda original
plush mason
the beast lord is kind of based
if Cody's video was correct the only thing that took him down was Wulfrik's plot armor
storm jungle
Yeah remember all these guys are from like hte 90's
sly ivy
My favorite grandma
You take that back what about wolf mommy
storm jungle
so a lot of their lore is pretty generic
storm jungle
yeah lol
storm jungle
this applies to all WHF characters tho tbh
they only got their lore refreshed like in the mid 2000's
queen laurel
Yeah remember all these guys are from like hte 90's
Big orc big axe make him kill things
golden
summer mural
grimgor
I dont wanna comment on grimgor I tend to get focussed on his greatness
his sheer awe inspiring beauty
storm jungle
his gyattness you mean
plush mason
ngl the fact the only thing that really stops him is insane weather is funny
storm jungle
plush mason
well that and getting bored
storm jungle
LOL was gonna say
celest dome
Didn't he once leave cause he was annoyed to only face Skavenslave or something ?
queen laurel
yeah the first thing that's gonna break is his army
celest dome
In that Underway road toward Clan Moulder
summer mural
well grimgor is so cracked he makes any greenskin thats an orc war boss look lame af, like all the important greenskins except grimgor that are memorable aint orc big warbosses
celest dome
(Hell Pit ?)
plush mason
Didn't he once leave cause he was annoyed to only face Skavenslave or something ...
yeah i think so
queen laurel
Didn't he once leave cause he was annoyed to only face Skavenslave or something ...
yeah hellpit literally sent rat ogres and slaves but because he didn't stay
He got bored and left
storm jungle
^
queen laurel
He was gonna fight bigger things but since he got bored he didn't wait
so those monsters got sent to the empire instead
storm jungle
yeah meanwhile the skaven were shitting their pants
plush mason
when are they not?
queen laurel
when are they not?
there's difference on paranoid shitting and actually shitting
summer mural
being a single race that has clan skryre, clan moulder and clan eshin in the same race is super based
fuckin nukes, monsters and ninjas, and all ratmen
storm jungle
dont forget their most OP ability
aka overunning your PC and making it explode with their numbers
plush mason
80 million clanrats per stack
queen laurel
dont forget their most OP ability
enough numbers to put both World War casualties to shame
plush mason
dont even try to count the slaves
queen laurel
dont even try to count the slaves
yeah like if they have to win in lore they have to suffer massive losses to even it out
plush mason
aka overunning your PC and making it explode with their numbers
one of my funniest memories from TWWH2 was fighting a lesser clan as Ikkit and actively seeing my FPS go up as the battle progressed lol
plush mason
yup
queen laurel
as long as theres no PC explosions at least
yeah each battle you can make 5000 skaven skin jackets
one of the things i hate doing and dealing with in total war is the rats just spamming light light armies
and over running the entire map
plush mason
the skaven are one of the few factions that can easily and frequently break 10k model count on low and medium unit model numbers
summer mural
I might buy realms of ruin though, its on a nice discount
but at the same time, do I really wanna play realms of ruin
plush mason
i have not heard the best of things about it which is sad as i was looking forward to it
queen laurel
I might buy realms of ruin though, its on a nice discount
it's not the greatest
but hey they fixed it a bit
summer mural
man, I was really hoping for a dow 2 style game
plush mason
its like a hybrid of 1 and 2 from what i hear
queen laurel
yeah i just want Ironjawz
summer mural
realms of ruin is acceptable lorewise from what I understand
like the portrayal of factions and units is acceptable
queen laurel
realms of ruin is acceptable lorewise from what I understand
yeah the story side of it is actually pretty good
summer mural
not that ive played it
queen laurel
for a warhammer game
summer mural
I cant decide if I love or hate the grey knights in chaosgate
theyve definitely done their research
but at the same, theres something just a lil bit off I cant put my finger on it
plush mason
the nighthaunt dont have a campaign from what i hear so thats disappointing
plush mason
but at the same, theres something just a lil bit off I cant put my finger on it
the fact normal power armor has a base armor stat of 0 will never not be ok to me
summer mural
LMAO
thats so true, I never noticed that
I will however, give the game credit for giving me nice assassins
theres not a lot of officio assassins in 40k games so far, and this is a nice depiction
their flavour text works too
plush mason
i am looking forward to mechanicus 2
wonder what new units they will bring to both sides
summer mural
I have mechanicus 1, I got bored because the map design was too generic
I think I got into it too late, by the time I started mechanicus 1 id played like the best rts turned based games available
plush mason
2 looks to be a much bigger scale, literally being an entire war and ether attacking the necrons or defending the tombworld depending on which side you pick
summer mural
nice more necrons is nice
hallow saddle
Mechanicus is pretty sick, rly looking forward to 2
Upgrading my tech priests was awesome
plush mason
from what i have read we will
celest dome
Really ? Oh nice
plush mason
we will be in charge of a whole war front and making choices that impact all the theaters of operation not just the ones we send our squad in to deal with personally
hallow saddle
That's poggers
plush mason
yeah
iirc the interview said the mechanicus is attacking and trying to stop the tomb world from fully awaking and the necrons are naturally trying to hold them back and prevent that from happening
crystal forum
i just saw a video showcasing the star wars AT-TE and i find it pretty funny that the top cannon is called a "mass driver"
it's like calling a gun a "lead projector"
plush mason
tbf a mass driver in star wars is no joke
crystal forum
the name is just funny to me personally
plush mason
the fact its a transport craft is the funniest bit to me
all the star wars heavy vehicles are in fact just massive troop transports with insane levels of firepower lol
crystal forum
i do enjoy how infantry focused star wars is
it's a welcome change from the usual settings
some sci fi settings focus so much on space battles that you end up wondering how they can manage to conquer a planet
plush mason
it helps that star wars isnt really a sci fi
crystal forum
whar
plush mason
a space odyssey is what it is often called
crystal forum
what's the difference
plush mason
basically a fantasy story in space
summer mural
some sci fi settings focus so much on space battles that you end up wondering ho...
interesting take, I actually wanted more scifi focussed on space battles and less ground warfare
crystal forum
also i heard space opera the most
crystal forum
i'd personally call stars wars more sci fi than 40k
crystal forum
40k has much more direct fantasy elements
plush mason
i'd personally call stars wars more sci fi than 40k
it actually has the lowest level of technological advancement of ether 40k or star trek
summer mural
star wars is kinda barebones in terms of tech, but sw is based off characters on an adventure and 40k is like
galaxy wide factions
crystal forum
star trek is very much sci fi yeah
plush mason
its THE sci fi in a lot of ways
summer mural
its got nice aliens
crystal forum
there's many types of sci fi though
plush mason
more or less defined the modern genera
crystal forum
you can still have soft sci fi without the extensive focus on tech
summer mural
40k tech detail is kinda unique in the whole scifi genre anyway, you have entire pages on weapon designs
plush mason
yeah like the old "sci fi" books that are much closer to high fantasy
crystal forum
more or less defined the modern genera
i heavily disagree if we're talking about sci fi as whole and not just on television
early sci fi books did a much bigger job than star trek
like dune
foundation, I robot
pretty much everything HG wells has written
plush mason
star trek mainly gave us the FTL travel and general ship combat ideas
crystal forum
i think star trek did cement the idea of "space is naval"
but FTL travel was a sci fi thing before
plush mason
the phaser attack sound is still one of most common and iconic laser beam sounds
crystal forum
again that's sci fi depicted on television or movies
plush mason
but FTL travel was a sci fi thing before
mainly by jumps iirc, the idea of traveling with warp travel or subspace is a star trek thing afaik
humble shoal
Star wars is just space wizards
plush mason
yup
summer mural
jessica jones is pretty nasty too
storm jungle
Jones is "realistic" nasty imo
plush mason
a lot of older sci fi had a utopian outlook on the future, later and more modern ones would take a dystopian view
storm jungle
legit made me uncomfortable in a good way in some parts
summer mural
apparently she was physically there when spidey got bit by the spider, and her life is so totally different from spideys popstar like upbeat style
storm jungle
Well idk about "popstar upbeat style" knowing the shit Peter goes through in most stories
storm jungle
summer mural
' uncle ben died" yeah yeah fuck you
storm jungle
THAT NEWS HEADLINE IS CRAZY
plush mason
the whole point of spider man was to be a relatable hero to teenage and young adult readers
so yeah his life was kinda shit but he made the most of it
summer mural
j jonah jameson doin drugs the night before
plush mason
and was always worried about money
plush mason
j jonah jameson doin drugs the night before <:KEKW_ogryn:1022077188322906163>
if JJJ wrote that he was feeling pitiful
spare osprey
Yall seen that spider man comic where aunt may died instead?
storm jungle
spiderman does have everything though
He really doesnt imo
spare osprey
Everything went wrong just for him to end up back to where he normally is
storm jungle
guy literally has to deal with getting evicted every month
plush mason
ye
summer mural
hes not just upbeat
thats what I meant
plush mason
guy literally has to deal with getting evicted every month
like i said, relatable to the audience lol
summer mural
his journey covers all range of emotions
he gets sad and angry and stuff
for long periods of time too
repeatedly
plush mason
the key thing is he isnt the fantasitc 4 or batman, he isnt rich as hell
he has to worry about doing his job while also trying to be a hero
summer mural
fantastic 4 I never got into personally
but batman after a lot of reading just struck me as
" you're definitely insane"
LMAO
the man could be curing world hunger
plush mason
i assume it was post "Darkening" batman
summer mural
but hes so driven by vengeance
plush mason
OG batman was literally just superman in a bat themed suit lol
summer mural
one of my favourite things about batman that makes him fun is literally the cesspit that is gotham city
gotham city is so absolutely shiitee
spare osprey
Ain’t Gotham literally cursed to be that bad
plush mason
its the best DC setting
humble shoal
This is why I like the animated series batman
Who tried to actually make gotham a better place
spare osprey
Ain’t Gotham literally cursed to be that bad
Not to mention the court of owls
humble shoal
Running reform programs for the prisons
plush mason
Ain’t Gotham literally cursed to be that bad
iirc yeah Al'ghul cursed them a long time ago
storm jungle
Yeah its literally cursed
humble shoal
Helping environmental hazards, ensuring no abuses go on in arkham
spare osprey
Some real shit luck there
summer mural
mr freeze freezing a pond in a park every weekend
spare osprey
summer mural
every bank in the city getting robbed every other day
humble shoal
Everyone knows the best batman is the creepypasta batman
Anyone read the one where all the villains talk about how they killed batman
summer mural
whis 40k batman, corax?
humble shoal
whis 40k batman, corax?
Kurze
summer mural
ew
humble shoal
He even has the bat theming
plush mason
yeah he is 40k batman which makes him a little less evil as the batman who laughs
humble shoal
But yeah the short story where alfred reveals he was the joker
Playing dressup to help bruce with his fantasies of revenge
And then whoever played the riddler actually went nuts and shot him
summer mural
if you think of the primarchs personalities as magnifying some aspect of the Emperor in someway, it really makes you ask how much of Curze was in the emperor apart from the visions
humble shoal
if you think of the primarchs personalities as magnifying some aspect of the Emp...
His binary thought process
No greys with empra
Its either his way or death
plush mason
yeah that was always the case lol
summer mural
LOL
plush mason
megalomanic tyrant conviced he is the only one that has ever been in the right and has the power to back that up a lot of the time
pure sith pilled
summer mural
Anathema Skywalker : The Big E's birth certificate name
summer mural
holy bling
rose thorn
holy bling
fyreslayer pog
summer mural
whats like the fyreslayer big mean unit, like avatar of khaine for example
or wraithlord
queen laurel
whats like the fyreslayer big mean unit, like avatar of khaine for example
That's literally it
A Fyreslayer lord on a Magamdroth
Which is a giant fire breathing drake
queen laurel
hes like a hero unit right
Yeah he's like
Basically one of the best fighters in a lodge
rose thorn
yeah I saw
Lore wise for some reason they can take more ur gold than any other fyreslayers, so they pump them selves with so many ur gold runes and run into battle screaming
summer mural
they also got no interest in like
hierarchy
since they are so hyped to just to do fyreslayer shit
apparently some of these guys get so crazy for ur gold they are open to killing each other so they can steal their ur gold
thats based
queen laurel
apparently some of these guys get so crazy for ur gold they are open to killing ...
It's basically arranged like this
queen laurel
what does a battlesmith even do
Chroniclers
summer mural
so like a warrior priest
summer mural
theyd be below hearthguard im assuming
queen laurel
so like a warrior priest
Basically they basically boost everyone up with the
Histories of their people
By reciting their sagas and stories mid battle
summer mural
well, at least they got their own history
no one wants to hear about the war of the beard again
we shaved your ambassadors beard
alright, lets get locked into conflict thatl diminish our empires each for centuries to come
yeah for sure
queen laurel
we shaved your ambassadors beard
alright, lets get locked into conflict thatl di...
Yeah it's just that in age of sigmar they went through something worse
summer mural
fyreslayers and ko seem less nice and more committed to doing their thing
queen laurel
fyreslayers and ko seem less nice and more committed to doing their thing
Again
Sapient races have differences so there are those that are kinder than others
summer mural
admittedly, I thought ko would have some goated artillery pieces
queen laurel
admittedly, I thought ko would have some goated artillery pieces
Nah they just bomb everyone from the sky
And shoot them from far away
summer mural
whos good at ranged combat in aos, ko is no1 im assuming
queen laurel
whos good at ranged combat in aos, ko is no1 im assuming
I mean yeah
summer mural
yknow like big ranged firepower or mass arrow lovin types
queen laurel
In the side of order
Their guns are basically unmatched
They have airships that have multiple guns
queen laurel
And the guns of their infantry are also toped here
queen laurel
and jetpacks
They use Aether endrins
Which thanks to a specialized resource allows every settlement and ship they have to float
It's basically fancy steam technology
summer mural
yeah they got that floating gold
tough haven
steampunk in sci fi
Mechanicus
crystal forum
why is dieselpunk considered sci fi but steampunk is fantasy
tough haven
Depending on the sect/forge world
tough haven
why is dieselpunk considered sci fi but steampunk is fantasy
Cause oil feels a lot more industrial and modern
crystal forum
both are equally outdated
queen laurel
steampunk in sci fi
What are you talking about
arctic talon
why is dieselpunk considered sci fi but steampunk is fantasy
diselpunk is considered sci-fi/futuristic due to how "dirty" it is from a mental perspective
people don't associate steam as much with pollution and such
crystal forum
what????
whaaaaaat
i hope you're wrong
steam to me is the disgusting technology
soot everywhere
engine rooms boiling firemen alive
COAL
coal mining
literally everything involving coal
arctic talon
what????
I'm not joking, some people really do think steam is "clean"
and steampunks asthetic is "cleaner"
humble shoal
Steampunk is scifi
arctic talon
it never gets into the disgusting parts lol
humble shoal
In the same way dieselpunk is
arctic talon
yeah
humble shoal
Id say neither are
crystal forum
it never gets into the disgusting parts lol
idk why i never noticed that
humble shoal
crystal forum
steampunk to me is legit crude and gross
queen laurel
it never gets into the disgusting parts lol
Ork tech is diesel punk right
tough haven
I'm not joking, some people really do think steam is "clean"
I mean theoretically it can be, it’s just difficult to the point of uselessness
humble shoal
All of the steampunk people with their cleanest clothes
crystal forum
ork tech is dieselpunk yeah
humble shoal
Somehow not covered in soot
arctic talon
the only steampunk asthetic that I can think of that gets dirty is like Zaun stuff in League
crystal forum
it's mostly WW2 inspired
arctic talon
mostly because its chemicals producing steam
crystal forum
which is dieselpunk eea
arctic talon
and Zaun is a shithole a wonderful place
tough haven
Also steampunk often requires a bunch of extra steps to harness so it feels lower tech than diesel
crystal forum
I mean theoretically it can be, it’s just difficult to the point of uselessness
1800's steam is outright disgusting though
which is the main focus of steampunk
tough haven
Oh for sure
crystal forum
steam doesn't even need to be produced by coal
you could say nuclear is steam power
but we all associate it to 1800's methods
coal
queen laurel
and Zaun is a ~~shithole~~ a wonderful place
Is zaun steampunk
Because i mean they do use chemicals for like steam power or something right
If i remember how zaun technology works
tough haven
you could say nuclear is steam power
Again, Mechanicus
crystal forum
tabletop mechanicus is steampunk i'd agree
the aesthetics are very steampunk
this is actually something i never realized before
i thought it was more direct 1800's/ old west inspired
but in a way that literally is steampunk
tough haven
Plasma generators all to just make steam
crystal forum
just look at their guns
ornante wood and brass
their jetpacks having weird paper looking wings
yeah you're absolutely right mechanicus is portrayed as steampunk a lot
tough haven
Like their guns have fucking vacuum tubes
crystal forum
i am going to view mechanicus very differently now lol
arctic talon
Is zaun steampunk
Zaun is steampunk yeah
in the sense that they use steam technology
just replace Coal with chemicals
queen laurel
Zaun is steampunk yeah
Funny zaun and piltover in the essence using the same technology
Always makes me laugh that
arctic talon
They both also ahve actual electricity
lol
but for some reason Steam tech is just better generally
don't think about it
queen laurel
but for some reason Steam tech is just better generally
Since we're already in the topic of punks
If ork are Dieselpunk
What faction in warhammer showcases the best use of biopunk
arctic talon
Like their guns have fucking vacuum tubes
The old tech thralls are absolutely steampunk as well lol
they got the brass diving suits
the laslocks have those tubes and shit
arctic talon
What faction in warhammer showcases the best use of biopunk
The Imperium or Orks
no one else really gets involved in biological augmentation in 40k but humanity
humble shoal
What faction in warhammer showcases the best use of biopunk
Flayed ones
queen laurel
The Imperium or Orks
What about dark eldar
humble shoal
queen laurel
They have a bunch of
humble shoal
Honestly genestealer cults
humble shoal
Could also be mechanicus
arctic talon
Normal drukhari usually don't get augmented
humble shoal
Biologis
arctic talon
thats part of the Imperium still
queen laurel
So imperium orks and dark eldar
tight stratus
https://x.com/haultrukkz/status/1882528683443073074
Genestealers my beloved.
can someone tell me a brief description on what star children, great devourer and the shadow in the warp is?
X
humble shoal
So imperium orks and dark eldar
And nids
arctic talon
https://x.com/haultrukkz/status/1882528683443073074
Genestealers my beloved.
c...
Star children refers to tyranids
the great devourer also refers to tyranids
The Shadow in the Warp is like the Tyranids DDOS attacking the warp
arctic talon
I.E if you like
see the Warp as an ocean and normally its like
got some people floating around in it
the Shadow in the Warp is when its so fucking full you can't move
tight stratus
thanks, I never knew star children was a name for nids by the genestealers thats fun
arctic talon
Funny zaun and piltover in the essence using the same technology
seems safe to me
I think you should touch it
arctic talon
its a foundry for producing hexcores
run by the Church of the Glorious Evolution
totally not a Viktor obsessed cult
trust me
queen laurel
its a foundry for producing hexcores
Wait wolf are hextech crystals still have that thing where you have originals that are potent and then you have the synthetic ones that everyone just gets
arctic talon
As far as we know yeah
we don't know the origin for hextech now
Er
the crystals rather
I'd assume it has something to do with Xerath
and Shurima you know
exploding
queen laurel
we don't know the origin for hextech now
Yeah back then they used to be from the good old crystal scorpions
But as we can see that got thrown out of the window
arctic talon
Yeah back then they used to be from the good old crystal scorpions
I like to imagine they’re made out of the crystallized mana of everyone who got blown up by Xerath during his failed ascension
tough haven
the Shadow in the Warp is when its so fucking full you can't move
Also The screams the screams the screams get them out of my head
arctic talon
Also *The screams the screams the screams get them out of my head*
They’re IN THE WALLS
queen laurel
They’re even the same color
So what you're telling me is that if i somehow find a way to enslave Xerath ( again ) i can use his energy to make a powerful weapon
arctic talon
I mean yeah
He’s also like living magic at this point
So might be hard to capture him
arctic talon
Because it is funny and fitting
Mfw my bodies crystallized mana was turned into a fucking tellstones set
crystal forum
is mana basically body energy
arctic talon
is mana basically body energy
Mana is basically your bodies natural magic reserve yeah
If you run out you don’t die, but it kind of sucks until you get it back
crystal forum
so if you run out are you really tired
queen laurel
If you run out you don’t die, but it kind of sucks until you get it back
But some people are born with no mana at all right
In league anyway
gray umbra
if you run out, you sit at tower last hitting minions
arctic talon
so if you run out are you really tired
You’re really tired yeah, or you get a killer headache
arctic talon
But some people are born with no mana at all right
You’re always born with at least a little
crystal forum
im picturing a wizard being always pumped up and full of energy
arctic talon
It’s just never used if you’re not a mage
Or use magical stuff that draws from your bodies actual mana reserves
queen laurel
That is fair
crystal forum
drinking a mana potion is like a red bull
arctic talon
Yes
Except way grosser
Mana potions taste like shit lol
In fact most potions in runeterra taste absolutely awful
queen laurel
Except way grosser
Okay if you're like a born with a small amount of mana
Is that like permanent or can you like increase it with training
crystal forum
why are wizards usually depicted as living extremely long lives
are they even humans
arctic talon
Is that like permanent or can you like increase it with training
You can increase it or you can figure out how to tap into other peoples mana lol
arctic talon
why are wizards usually depicted as living extremely long lives
In runeterra?
They don’t
crystal forum
in general
queen laurel
Well magic is funny
arctic talon
Because life extending magic
crystal forum
more fantasy i guess
arctic talon
In fantasy
queen laurel
Yeah like if you dedicate your life to magic you would find magic that would extend your life
crystal forum
interesting
storm jungle
more fantasy i guess
Magic
arctic talon
In dnd it’s not inherent for wizards or sorcerers
storm jungle
its literally a thing in 40k too
arctic talon
The only class that lives longer naturally
storm jungle
or like any fantasy setting tbh
crystal forum
im thinking of gandalf
arctic talon
Once they reach level 17
dusk patrol
“Why are people with unnatural powers depicted doing unnatural things” smh
arctic talon
In LOTR Gandalf is just magical
dusk patrol
Gandalf isn’t a human
arctic talon
No
dusk patrol
He’s like a angel being thing
arctic talon
Yeah
dusk patrol
To over simplify it
arctic talon
In runeterra if you’re a mage if anything your life span is prolly shorter lol
Because if you fuck up hard enough you’ll just kill yourself
crystal forum
you'd think that would be same in 40k
dusk patrol
Also people tend to want to kill you
dusk patrol
you'd think that would be same in 40k
Often is
arctic talon
Depends on the region
queen laurel
Because if you fuck up hard enough you’ll just kill yourself
League of legends magic is less volatile than warhammer right
dusk patrol
Psykers who live long lives are exceptional
arctic talon
League of legends magic is less volatile than warhammer right
Much less
The issue is if you don’t know what you’re doing
Or if you’re trying to do something far beyond what you know lol
queen laurel
It can end up badly
crystal forum
Psykers who live long lives are exceptional
i guess that's why there's so few of them and the ones we do know are strong enough to live very long
storm jungle
Most live short unhappy lives
Its very good commentary
crystal forum
is there mana in 40k
storm jungle
its just like IRL
dusk patrol
Boo
storm jungle
is there mana in 40k
Peril i guess
dusk patrol
Get new material
dusk patrol
Your ass is gonna be immaterial in a second here
crystal forum
so psykers just explode eventually instead of getting tired
dusk patrol
storm jungle
so psykers just explode eventually instead of getting tired
They need training to not explode
which they cant really get in the wild unless they attend gestapo hogwarts
dusk patrol
It’s mostly burn out anyways
crystal forum
psykers exploding is a legit consistent think rigjt
dusk patrol
You’re a target for bad things
storm jungle
Yeah.
median star
we need a blank class so i can make psykers self expire
dusk patrol
A lot don’t have much power but it’s still dangerous
storm jungle
Basically unless like you're a special character or are trained you're goofed.
crystal forum
i like how it's a literal explosion
arctic talon
You’re a target for bad things
Mfw the warp wasps want to crawl into my skull and lay eggs
storm jungle
i like how it's a literal explosion
dusk patrol
Very few get good enough training and fewer are capable of turning that into a long life
And of though
arctic talon
Ngl the perils in Darktide are super lame
queen laurel
which they cant really get in the wild unless they attend gestapo hogwarts
Yeah unsanctioned psykers that somehow live got extremely lucky
dusk patrol
Their lives still suck
crystal forum
Mfw the warp wasps want to crawl into my skull and lay eggs
and people say psykers are insane smh
storm jungle
Lol yeah
dusk patrol
and people say psykers are insane smh
They are often
arctic talon
and people say psykers are insane smh
Well some of them are
dusk patrol
But it’s for a good reason
storm jungle
Unless you're a special character mostly yeah
dusk patrol
Ngl the perils in Darktide are super lame
Mfw there’s no “summons a greater daemon” option
Unrealistic
crystal forum
that's just being a demonculabra
arctic talon
Blood rain
arctic talon
Is my favorite horrific peril
storm jungle
its a warp-fly
dusk patrol
Obese Sea Carnivore, get on it
crystal forum
what a cute fella
queen laurel
Ah Yes as if the warp migrating crocodile wasn't enough
arctic talon
What’s your favorite perils of the warp
queen laurel
I have to deal with this b******* as well
dusk patrol
Blood rain
Tfw it rains blood and the psyker dude in your group is an idiot and is gonna keep casting
arctic talon
From any of the ttrpgs
queen laurel
What’s your favorite perils of the warp
Ork magic just making their heads explode
crystal forum
warp can't hurt you if you're born blank 
queen laurel
Always a classic
arctic talon
warp can't hurt you if you're born blank <:real:1217492389539872810>
Yes it can
crystal forum
i like to imagine a blank talking to a psyker and while the psyker talks about all the stuff he has to deal with the blank goes "womp womp"
dusk patrol
We had a deathwatch game where a Tsons sorcerer rolled so badly he killed himself with his spell, which was
Great
crystal forum
nobody likes them either
at least they dont risk becoming a gateway to hell
tough haven
But yeah the warp wasps want to lay eggs in your skull
I gotta come up with one of these for my ttrpg
storm jungle
at least they dont risk becoming a gateway to hell
Blanks get the "advantage" of not being literal wizards in return for literally every single being in existence hating them
or wanting to kill them
or smother them in their sleep
etc etc
storm jungle
What did GW mean by this
tough haven
I gotta come up with one of these for my ttrpg
Since the perils table doesn’t have that
dusk patrol
Blanks are from Indi- I mean idk
crystal forum
Blanks get the "advantage" of not being literal wizards in return for literally ...
hey if the eisenhorn stripper can life her life then so can i
storm jungle
well shes a novel character
and even then she gets hated on
and uh something-something tight body suit
dusk patrol
She also dies so you know
storm jungle
She got better
arctic talon
and uh something-something tight body suit
V O L O P T U O U S
Wait no wrong character
storm jungle
hold on gotta bring out by synonym
dusk patrol
For centuries with this stud, never got to bang
gray umbra
slaanesh google search
arctic talon
Guh
crystal forum
For centuries with this stud, never got to bang
she was in charge of her own retinue i can assure you she banged whoever she wanted
dusk patrol
Couldn’t they just like, whack off in front of eachother?
storm jungle
"lubricious" is crazy
queen laurel
Yes it's that time of the day
dusk patrol
she was in charge of her own retinue i can assure you she banged whoever she wan...
Can you?
queen laurel
The lore chat special
arctic talon
"lubricious" is **crazy**
What the fuck does that even mean 💀
dusk patrol
Also to be clear
arctic talon
Also blank suppression collar things have escaped Abnett
storm jungle
What the fuck does that even mean 💀
arctic talon
They’re in munda now
crystal forum
Fucking a blank isn’t appealing
she had other blanks
storm jungle
"offensively"
dusk patrol
So maybe she found another blank to bang but male blanks have a poor track record of being fuckable
crystal forum
the largest group of blanks apparently
queen laurel
"offensively"
What so like a honey trap
arctic talon
So maybe she found another blank to bang but male blanks have a poor track recor...
Idk the culuxus talking about tasty mind fat was kind of hot
storm jungle
So maybe she found another blank to bang but male blanks have a poor track recor...
female blanks meanwhile
dusk patrol
Also unfuckable
arctic talon
The munda blank is like
storm jungle
That ass says otherwise
arctic talon
Also kind of hot
gray umbra
sweet liberty
storm jungle
seriously they gave her so much cake