40k-lore-chat

[shadow plover]

it was supposed to be huge-er

[hasty coral]

Oh

[celest dome]

Or the multitude of Chaos invasions

[opaque coyote]

Basically Abaddon was desperate

[hasty coral]

When is he not?

[shadow plover]

when he's got both of his arms, then you're in trouble

[opaque coyote]

[hasty coral]

Does he EVER have both?

[opaque coyote]

That old joke is still funny to me

Mainly because it's funny having this

Intimidating Chaos Warlord

Suddenly have one of his arms fall out

"MENIAL. PICK IT BACK UP."

[hasty coral]

Nurgle where are my arms?

Old man type shit

“LOYALIST DOGS PREPARE TO MEET YOUR E-”

CLANK

“Oh shit”

[opaque coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/scratch-hurt-no-big-deal-sarcasm-monty-python-gif-8464114

[hasty coral]

In the 41st millennium there is only war.

That war is sometimes very silly.

[pine wedge]

Classic Abbadon

[raven stone]

Holy Throne

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/v0mcnf8i/heresy-thursday-protect-your-god-engines-with-the-unyielding-secutarii-axiarch/

I may well have found an Inquisitor stand in that doesn’t require a stupid subscription and looks banger.

No, I don’t care about the Ad Mech iconography, this just screams appropriately cool Carapace armour (that would not visually look too out of place beside the Necromunda Spyrer)

[queen laurel]

you know what

this is it the only mini in the Horus heresy i like

[raven stone]

Not marine spam, actually has character to its design.

They got it right just this once

That perfect blend of sci-fi antiquity

[queen laurel]

yea i will give horus heresy this one

this is an amazing model

[raven stone]

Honestly I might just swap out for a human head and call it my Inquisitor.
It is so banging I can overlook the Ad Mech iconography

[storm jungle]

just some scraping + greenstuffing and its possible tbh

[raven stone]

Also very true

[queen laurel]

yeah i can imagine the Kitbashas to have fun with this one

[raven stone]

Actually I could, theoretically, file off the cog symbol at the waist and stick a Deatwatch =I= symbol on it (or craft it on)

[celest dome]

I already love it

Secutarii Mashal would be a great use for it

[raven stone]

and actually depending on luck
I could even replace the shield with a Deathwatch shield which has =I= iconography…

[spare osprey]

This is perfect

I needed one of those spears to give to a fallen of mine

Thank you GW

[raven stone]

Them actually getting something non-Marine for the Imperials right once

What a start to the new year

[storm jungle]

Someone is gonna take this statement well in a bit lol

[queen laurel]

oh shit

PREPARE THE DEFENSES

[storm jungle]

[rose thorn]

ITS SO FIRE

[queen laurel]

yeah it's awesome

[spare osprey]

In regards to GW’s recent post

With art I have never seen before

Ts terrifies me

Why is he so

Normal

[storm jungle]

Oh man

okay yeah thats bad

lol

[celest dome]

He look slim ? for some reason

[queen laurel]

bro needs to Bulk up

[storm jungle]

its weird because this has drawn space marines before? I guess he dozed off for this one, the proportions are legit terrible

[spare osprey]

Mhm

[storm jungle]

anyway thanks I hate it

[spare osprey]

This guy is getting there

[queen laurel]

call of duty space marine physique

[spare osprey]

Slightly better

[storm jungle]

Oh my god

he has a point

[hexed orchid]

I didn't think a normally proportioned space marine would concern me this much

[spare osprey]

And it’s like

The shoulder pads are so low

[storm jungle]

Its your brain noticing something so iconic being "off-pattern"

[storm jungle]

Its everything honestly

the limbs are thin, the pads are small, the head goes past the powerpack, like all of it is off

I legit assume this was just "hey can we get some more artwork"

"Yeah whatever"

[queen laurel]

yeah comparing that to this

[rocky gale]

The Sexcutarii

[queen laurel]

i understant it feels off

[storm jungle]

JUDGE

JURY

SEXECUTIONER

[spare osprey]

Honestly not a bad theory

[storm jungle]

[spare osprey]

It’s a bit more “rough” on the other half

Compared to his other stuff

[storm jungle]

Considering 95% of GW artists are freelancers its definitely possibly the case.

they barely have any in-studio artists compared to the olden days

[spare osprey]

Yeeesh

I actually

Follow an artist

And out of nowhere

He started posting actual box art he was hired by GW to draw

[storm jungle]

Lmao

what was it

[rocky gale]

AGAIN

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-rivals-winter-soldier-bucky-rivals-marvel-rivals-meme-gif-10228106860877527916

[spare osprey]

Like Wth

[storm jungle]

oooh nice

[spare osprey]

It’s all been old world stuff and it’s been damn good tbh

[storm jungle]

thought you were gonna post this guy before i remembered he actively advertises he draws warhammer content lol

https://x.com/SamManleyArtist/media

X

X

spekaing of man i gotta commission him

[queen laurel]

WE ARE VENOM

[queen laurel]

Okay tell me the name of the artist because that black orc looks cool

I must have it on my collection

[spare osprey]

koh_lj

He’s done some good warhammer stuff

[queen laurel]

zog yeah

[spare osprey]

Did this Horus coronation piece a bit ago

Like straight up traditional piece

[spare osprey]

Dude

Ik a bunch of ppl who just do stuff for that 40k roleplay game

It’s crazy

[storm jungle]

Lmao yeah

also 400 euros isnt too bad?

like, for hiring an actual GW artist at least lol

[spare osprey]

Defo not

[storm jungle]

Im not the biggest fan of some if his stuff but still great things

[spare osprey]

I commissioned one of their comic artists a bit back

[rose thorn]

He makes the old world models look good , doenst he also do the soulbound art?

[summer mural]

is the plan to make everyone primaris

[spare osprey]

No idea tbh

[storm jungle]

Yes.

[summer mural]

oh nice

[spare osprey]

And speak of the devil as I’m scrolling his posts

[summer mural]

the primaris armors have grown on me

[storm jungle]

I like their art but

too clean

[dusk patrol]

He’s so peak

[storm jungle]

Okay whew

[spare osprey]

Mhm

[summer mural]

also does guilliman get shit for hanging out with an elf

[storm jungle]

oh my god

no

[rose thorn]

Nah, the shading is very different

[storm jungle]

they literally talked/met like twice

[dusk patrol]

You’re not gonna be able to shit after your ass hangs out with my foot

[queen laurel]

He Doesn't even hang out with yvraine that's just memes

[summer mural]

but doesnt artemis see the elf and get his xeno genocide mode going

[storm jungle]

Yeah they do

[dusk patrol]

Mostly he talks to this one Eldar ambassador

[storm jungle]

you'd know

if you like

you know

read the books

[spare osprey]

Also we were talking about Nictanova a bit ago

[summer mural]

reading

[queen laurel]

Or just do common research

[summer mural]

I prefer to come here and get flamed

[dusk patrol]

Who has the same name as the one half Eldar Ultramarine from Rogue Trader as a reference.

[rose thorn]

I’d like to point out the sisters of battle have a better relationship with her than gilly

Lmao

[spare osprey]

This is the most terrifying piece of Warhammer art I’ve ever seen

[dusk patrol]

The eyes

[summer mural]

Id also prefer if khan came back as a dark eldar aligned homonculus experiment

[storm jungle]

oh my god THE EYES

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/annoying-orange-orange-annoying-the-annoying-orange-gif-14311325140628635711

[rose thorn]

Kill all warhammer fan artists

[storm jungle]

DSKFDKLSFKLSDFLSKDS

[spare osprey]

And it doesn’t help that the dude who commissioned it is a complete BITCH

[storm jungle]

Who is it

[queen laurel]

How many drugs is the zogger on

[rose thorn]

How is the horny tau art more tasteful lmao

[spare osprey]

This one dude who made jack sparrow a space marine and every month has the same argument about how women in 40k can be sexed up since sisters of battle have heels

[summer mural]

based

absolutely based

[storm jungle]

Oh fuck off

[spare osprey]

Like he got this eldar art

[storm jungle]

lol

[spare osprey]

A bit ago

OMG

Horrid

[queen laurel]

Mob him kill him with hammers

[summer mural]

jack sparrow would make a great corsair

[spare osprey]

Like he was asking for opinions on it

And everyone was just telling him to change the entire thing

[storm jungle]

LOL

[summer mural]

also mortys model is kinda nice, I like the coloring

[storm jungle]

Yeah thats a common thing with OC arts

like

[summer mural]

I like it better than his daemon prince model

[storm jungle]

unless you tell them their idea is legit awful, they will just think its the best thing ever

[queen laurel]

I cannot believe i'm saying this but i have seen warhammer rule 34 less cursed than this

[rose thorn]

They literally dipped the model in that tank rust paint lmao

[summer mural]

yeah fr

its got shades of rust, ive never seen shades of rust

[spare osprey]

Found it

[storm jungle]

Yeah thats dogshit

[spare osprey]

This is a Corsair princess btw

[storm jungle]

jesus christ

[dusk patrol]

[queen laurel]

Ew dude come on

[storm jungle]

Im more talking about stuff like the above tbh

[rose thorn]

Why is most warhammer 40K ocs complete dog water

[spare osprey]

This is the 2nd version btw

[storm jungle]

Its fine ot have some wank just like... stay within the parameters of the setting and its aesthetic pls

[queen laurel]

Bloody fantastic of course

[spare osprey]

The first was so much worse

[rose thorn]

The next time I see a space marine with the samurai shoulder pad I’ll snap

[dusk patrol]

Here me out, what if we do literally anything in Warhammer

But we add massive tits and booty and make it an anime girl

I am very creative

[queen laurel]

Okay do me a favor and don't show that because your name will become scream if you do

[spare osprey]

lol

I’ll just show my main issue with him

Yall know how serfs are supposed to look right

[queen laurel]

Yeah basically normal human guys and stuff

Space marine 2 has a lot of them

Is this the one that makes them into nuns

[rose thorn]

Hey guys let’s go to the warhammer 40K homebrew wiki!

[dusk patrol]

“No noooo guys you don’t get it I made it sad cause the tits and ass has a generic tragic backstory! Now it’s art guuuuuuyyyysssss!”

[storm jungle]

As a person thats in these OCs circles with tons of my own its mostly due to what i said. They tend to make bad OCs and just stick in circles of people who arent critical and never get told their character is kinda bad.

This leads to them just gettign more and more of said cringe character + artworks of them.

[spare osprey]

Mhmm

[queen laurel]

Mags i will pick up the bad moon and beat you to death with it

[spare osprey]

You wanna see his?

[storm jungle]

Sure

[storm jungle]

why not

[rose thorn]

Ahh, thank you

[queen laurel]

Yeah go ahead man

[storm jungle]

GOD

ASSASSINS CREED AHH

[queen laurel]

I'm an ironjaw I can take it

[storm jungle]

Like

[spare osprey]

And yes actually

[dusk patrol]

https://wh40khomebrew.fandom.com/wiki/Crotalids

[rose thorn]

Like that one sonic artist

[dusk patrol]

Behold

[spare osprey]

He’s got another one

[dusk patrol]

My favorite homebrew ever

[queen laurel]

Holy shit

[storm jungle]

these look more like the "citizens" of a greco-imeperial world than serfs

[storm jungle]

the sideways Ultra symbol is killing me

alpha legion ahh

[dusk patrol]

The laziness is half the charm

[summer mural]

living in ultramar seems a lot healthier than living on terra

apart from the massive nid and nurgle invasions

[dusk patrol]

Also, they have the geneseed of all legions in their companies

And are themed around them

[storm jungle]

How nice

[dusk patrol]

No don’t worry the writer didn’t bother to try to match ul legion number with the company

[storm jungle]

yeah uh remember how i said "people make these and propogate before no one tells them their ideas are awful"?

Yeah 💀

[queen laurel]

Dilara tell me how is me making a mercenary ork that is literally just a mega boss from age of sigmar more creative than these

[storm jungle]

Lmao

fucking goofy nose

[queen laurel]

BLOODY ZOG

[dusk patrol]

I will admit, it is unique

[spare osprey]

Also he’s got named serfs

And they’re so fucking annoying

[dusk patrol]

I’ve never seen anyone do all the loyalist geneseed in one chapter.

[spare osprey]

This is one of em

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah i remember this

[soft thunder]

So about the recent spoilers what's the source for ||the bad bald man's return||?

[spare osprey]

She kills a genestealer

[queen laurel]

Fun conversation that was

[storm jungle]

LOL

[summer mural]

"kills"

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah i remember this one very well

[storm jungle]

by kills

do we mean backsho-

[spare osprey]

Ppl assuming. It was just a normal daemon

[dusk patrol]

New short

For hammer and bolter

[summer mural]

slaanesh style murder

[rose thorn]

This is a loyalist chapter

Censoring chapter symbol even tho I don’t like it

If it sends

[dusk patrol]

But it’s not like hard proof and also you know

He’s been back

And has been mentioned

[storm jungle]

Whats the spoiler, whos the bald man

[dusk patrol]

Lorgar, new 40k short

[soft thunder]

oh so he's basically just mentioned in a story. That's literally nothing new lol

[storm jungle]

Oh lol

[dusk patrol]

People are

[spare osprey]

Dog, as a former member. The home brew server just go so wrong all the time

[dusk patrol]

Extrapolating

[summer mural]

does lorgar have a daemon prince model

[soft thunder]

all the YT feeding a pogger faced and caps locked about it

[dusk patrol]

No

[celest dome]

Not yet

[dusk patrol]

Also

[spare osprey]

Ppl thought he was in the end speaking to his son, was just a daemon talking to the body it possessed

[dusk patrol]

GOOGLE MFER

[rose thorn]

The symbol is fine I just don’t want my hate exposing the chapter lol

[summer mural]

lorgar and perty are the ones I really wanna see

[dusk patrol]

CAN YOU USE IT

[queen laurel]

bro originated from armageddon

[rose thorn]

Wait what kind of go wrong

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/pulp-fiction-samuel-jackson-i-dont-remember-gif-12730363

[spare osprey]

The subtitles give it away

[summer mural]

id rather not, it seems like everyones googling hot fanart

[storm jungle]

the main head honcho who also runs the 40k wiki Algrim is the worst

and wow

[dusk patrol]

[storm jungle]

what do you know

[spare osprey]

The SS and IDF marines

[storm jungle]

hes a Space Wolf fan

[rose thorn]

:D?

[storm jungle]

LFSDKLSDFKDFLS

NOT THE IDF CHAPTER

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/cant-read-gif-22252869

[spare osprey]

God not fucking algrim. Him and brother man

[rose thorn]

OH NAZIS

[storm jungle]

Hes legit such a piece of shit

[spare osprey]

Nazis yes

[queen laurel]

THERE WE GO

you got it

[storm jungle]

but okay anyway speaking of OCs i gotta go back to completing my new character sheet so uh yall take care for now

[rose thorn]

I was like ‘ID file mairnes?!?’

[queen laurel]

Have fun

[spare osprey]

💀

Yeah nah

And ppl are just

So dumb on there

Like there was this one dude

Walter

Omg

Every one of his chapters had a Gloriana

And when he was told Gloriana’s are rare asf

Y’know what his solution was

[queen laurel]

tell me what his explanation on how every one of his chapter has one

[summer mural]

to say the blood ravens gifted him toys?

[spare osprey]

Give one of his chapters the prototype all Gloriana’s were based off

Which isn’t even real thing

[queen laurel]

aight thats funny but stupid

[spare osprey]

He just made them all 2nd founding

And it’s like none of them had any flaws

[rose thorn]

Space marine fans don’t like stormcasts because there’s no Nazis in AOS….

[spare osprey]

Infact, it was so bad that his blood angels had cured the red thirst

[rose thorn]

[spare osprey]

And the black rage was actually a benefit to them

It made them nicer

[queen laurel]

Sigmarines joke is all of their ammo

[summer mural]

i have a lot of questions about this statement

[queen laurel]

stormcast are kind and actually care about people

[spare osprey]

And his dark angels had everything about the 30k legion

But worse

[queen laurel]

simple as

[spare osprey]

Like a secret society dedicated to combat drugs

[summer mural]

admittedly, bonereapers are my favourite undead across the three settings

[rose thorn]

I was thinking why homebrew stormcasts don’t have the same issues as homebrew space marines lmao

[summer mural]

lmao

fair enough

[queen laurel]

wait was this the blood gits that had that special giant crystal that cures this stuff

[spare osprey]

Also if we have any tau fans

His main tau oc

Is a human

[rose thorn]

[queen laurel]

bro

[spare osprey]

Who is also the child of imperial trading guild nobles

[spare osprey]

No. They just were so nice they got better lol

[queen laurel]

OH FOR THE LOVE OF GORK

[spare osprey]

She solo’d orks

[queen laurel]

Wait a horde or one on one

[spare osprey]

And a kelermorph in hand to hand

[spare osprey]

Horde

[rose thorn]

I can’t count against them for that because like, every 40K character does this

[queen laurel]

out meleeing a ork horde

[rose thorn]

[queen laurel]

welp that's stupid

[rose thorn]

So, fun fact kelermorphs have hidden bio knives

[queen laurel]

how is my oc that i will admit is ridiculous

[rose thorn]

I think 3

[queen laurel]

not even as ridiculous as this

[queen laurel]

yeah so how are you a human gonna beat a Kelermorph

that can swing 3 swords and shoot 3 guns at the same time

[spare osprey]

Too bad lol

[rose thorn]

Also kelermorphs are genetically engineered to be the best solo combatants

[queen laurel]

dude THE DAMN THING ISN'T EVEN USING IT'S THIRD ARM

[rose thorn]

They paint our angels as devils…

[spare osprey]

THATS WHAT I SAID

[rose thorn]

YOUR RIGJT

WTF

[spare osprey]

and it’s like he’s not even putting up a fight

He’s just

[celest dome]

pinned uner the knee ?

[spare osprey]

Holding her arms

[spare osprey]

Nope

[queen laurel]

IT'S JUST SITTING THERE

[spare osprey]

I can totally find the finished piece but I think he’s like

[hallow plover]

it's a vestigial arm

[rose thorn]

POV you broke an enemies legs in fallout 4

[spare osprey]

Reaching for his pistol

Or something

Instead of Y’know punching her in the gut

[queen laurel]

YEAH MAYBE BUT YOU REALLY EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE A HUMAN IS STRONGER THAN A KELERMORPH

[spare osprey]

Move her off

[queen laurel]

yeah he can use like his arms to grab the gun and then like claw her face or something

[spare osprey]

His hand is literally on her face here, and he isn’t clawing

[queen laurel]

why is it dividing it's attention

[spare osprey]

A majority his tau are also

Not tau

And to a point they don’t even really

Feel like 40k

[queen laurel]

the kelermorph would have landed a punch right then and there

[queen laurel]

if he swung with the right arm

[spare osprey]

Literally

[shadow plover]

what the hell is this

[spare osprey]

He’s not even using the lower arm to grab the gun lol

He’s using the top one

[queen laurel]

dude one of this is literally just shadowheart

what is this

[spare osprey]

Idk man he just like

Really wants hot women in 40k

He complains about it all the time

[summer mural]

LOL

daemonettes not enough to satisfy his thirst

[celest dome]

Sisters often also have quite a few eyecandies

Blood Angels have a fair fews too

Saint Sabbat though

[summer mural]

i like the wolves too

they got nice haircuts

[queen laurel]

man if only Dilara was here

she would be laughing and in pain

[shadow plover]

I wish I had something snarky to say in her stead but I'm just speechless

[summer mural]

actually, the only thing I really dont like about the wolves is the whole we hate psyker nonsense, and we have our own psykers still, apart from that I actually like the whole chapter, complete with the attitude

[spare osprey]

He actually argued that if greyfax can wear heels he can have a character in a bikini

[queen laurel]

not you

[shadow plover]

no fucking way

[queen laurel]

yeah it's something

[queen laurel]

you have to be shitting me

[spare osprey]

He brings up heels everytime the argument happens lol

Heels and death cult assassins

[shadow plover]

I think he might have a thing for high heels and feet

[queen laurel]

there's difference between looking beautiful and sexualization

and i think he just wants to find a way to sexualise things in warhammer

[shadow plover]

dude needs to get another hobby suiting his needs, like some degenerate anime or something

[queen laurel]

bro for real

Why do you care about beautiful women in a setting known for its you know grim nature and lack of beauty

[shadow plover]

I bet he had a proper meltdown when the new repentia and their art dropped

[queen laurel]

Why are you looking for those things in a setting where thousands and thousands of planets a day disappear

[celest dome]

Well it's similar to the whole Warrior Priest hating Magister and such, it sort of make sense

[queen laurel]

you got more bullets in the chamber silence

[spare osprey]

EVERYTIME

[summer mural]

that is true, but I dont like how warrior priests hate magesters either

[celest dome]

Lorewise it make sense 🤷

[queen laurel]

oh for zogs sake

[spare osprey]

His navigator probably

[celest dome]

The truth of Magik is not known far and wide in setting

[queen laurel]

oh please

i wanna see this one

[celest dome]

And what is known is kept secret for safety reasons

[spare osprey]

I mean we all know rogue trader

[rose thorn]

Huh???

[spare osprey]

We know what an inbred magician looks like

[queen laurel]

yeah

[rose thorn]

Queen <3

[raven stone]

If that person is so desperate, they should start sculpting with greenstuff and stop complaining...

[queen laurel]

cassia is great

[celest dome]

Imagine everyone knew that all magic came from Chaos ? You'd have armies laying siege on the Collegium, Magister on pyres and such in all towns

[spare osprey]

This is his

[shadow plover]

fuck me

[rose thorn]

How did he white was an albino person-

[queen laurel]

HOW THE FUCK DID HE ARRIVE AT THIS CONCLUSION

[raven stone]

Too normal for a Navigator

Maybe as an Imperial governess

[spare osprey]

Because even inbred people can be hot

He argued that

[shadow plover]

so who actually is this person

why are we talking about him

why is he

[spare osprey]

Dude named Artificial Dragon. Worst homebrewer ik

[queen laurel]

yeah even Cassia which I will say the cleanest navigator ever made and shown

has like deformities you can see

[spare osprey]

Like some of his ideas are cool

[shadow plover]

dude he's so hot I can't think straight

[spare osprey]

Like this one xeno race

[shadow plover]

homebrewing, not even once

[raven stone]

Yea look the only truly pretty humans in IoM are gonna be the non combat governors, governess, and maybe Rogue Traders

Everyone else is gonna look rough AF

[summer mural]

blood angels are aiight

some of them

[raven stone]

OK that, fair

[summer mural]

well, apart from the guys who have facemasks contorted in death screams for centuries

[spare osprey]

Like this is kinda neat

But then he gets a statue of his tau human oc so he can get a pinup and not look weird

[shadow plover]

[celest dome]

[queen laurel]

Zog me man

[summer mural]

also I kinda like acherans look, like yeah hes bald and bearded and hes got a cybernetic thing, but i dunno, he looks kinda distinct somehow

its probably his beard

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/samurai-jack-the-scotsman-annoyed-bombastic-side-eye-look-around-gif-7542392729652502247

[queen laurel]

Aight Cacti do you have a copy of a chaos magic spell book

Promise i will use it for the good of humanity

[raven stone]

Ah yes when you have to use Magical Realm to overtly disguise your own perverseness….

[spare osprey]

Or his chapter master beat a winged hive tyrant underwater lol

[raven stone]

I mean at least this sounds remotely like a Marine thing to do?

[storm jungle]

Lmao fuck off

[queen laurel]

Oh dilara you would love what we have if you scroll up

[storm jungle]

in-lore all she'd get as a "commendation" would be like a text-based recognition

[spare osprey]

It just builds up tbh

[storm jungle]

WHAT

[shadow plover]

this guy is the worst "My OC donut steal" guy out there

[spare osprey]

Yeah no, she’s hailed as their “angel”

[storm jungle]

Angel

tau make human aesthetic statue

[spare osprey]

EXACTLY

[storm jungle]

uhuh

[queen laurel]

FUCK ME

[storm jungle]

Theres

so much

worse

[raven stone]

Ok but then that is just Mary Sue syndrome

[storm jungle]

Like, okay one example i gotta fucking give

[queen laurel]

Yeah the worst part this guy isn't the only one there are so many

[spare osprey]

Also

[shadow plover]

I'd probably be better off not knowing these

[queen laurel]

Fair

[spare osprey]

She WAS shot by the kelermorph

It actually shot her

[raven stone]

Ok that looks like normal art

[queen laurel]

Oh my god

[spare osprey]

But then a little girl gives her a blood transfusion and she lives

[storm jungle]

||I got one popular girl in a server im in whos dommy male RP partner (whos actually super good with 40k lore which makes this worse) plays as the female corsair prince who initially enslaved her before they fall in love.||

||Then using "exodite biomancy" she gets her pregnant and they have pure eldar kids from a fucking human 💀 ||

AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[celest dome]

Sorry ? You want some sources for Sorcery spells ?

[raven stone]

…
WUT.

[storm jungle]

ITS SO BAD

[summer mural]

incredible

[queen laurel]

Yeah

[shadow plover]

nah man

[storm jungle]

like some of the most tone-deaf shit ive seen

[queen laurel]

Give me some

[summer mural]

Im glad Il intentionally choose to remain a 40k amateur

there are depths id rather avoid

clearly

[storm jungle]

ŞSDFSDFDSKFSKLFSD

You better start believing in cringe fandoms Drifty

[queen laurel]

Zog my tyrannosaurian ass

[storm jungle]

YOU'RE IN ONE

[spare osprey]

Oh nvm

It was next to her heart

[shadow plover]

I'm glad I don't fuck with the rp/oc folk

[spare osprey]

So the little girl gives her her heart

[shadow plover]

I'd lose my sanity in an afternoon

[spare osprey]

And THEN she lives

[storm jungle]

if you ever make 40k OCs its much better to stick with your friend group/your own circle like I tend to do, its just so bad.

[summer mural]

I like the tts stuff though, some of the space marine fan voiceovers are super entertaining

[plush mason]

my golden rule for every fandom i am a part of lol

[queen laurel]

Same here

[storm jungle]

Love these stories

[spare osprey]

Oh also the inquisition is threatened by her

[raven stone]

No, no, the point being, it is alright to invent OCs for a setting you like if you obey most of the in universe rules please

[storm jungle]

"threatened"

bitch

[queen laurel]

You know what this might be it this might be the funniest thing i ever read

[storm jungle]

they could have her dead in a week

[shadow plover]

I hope these people have very strong opinions on how some canon lore is unbelievable and badly written

[rose thorn]

GUYS

OMG

[raven stone]

And not have bullshit ||inter racial birth miracles, or aliens worshipping you etc.||

[rose thorn]

WE CAN BRING FUCKING PHEONIX LORDS

[storm jungle]

It veers dangerously close to like "white savior" ahh archetypes in stories

[spare osprey]

when they tried to kill her

She spotted the callidus when they were in a different form

[storm jungle]

????????

[celest dome]

Realm of Sorcery 1 and 2nd Ed are the best for fantasy

[plush mason]

so a mary sue?

[spare osprey]

Yeah something was “off”

[storm jungle]

Women

I love how its also "they" as if the Inquisition isnt some many armed organisation that would do more than just this lol

[raven stone]

Yea ok that isn’t even Mary Sue, that is just outright Canon Defilement of the highest order.

[queen laurel]

DUDE HOW THE FUCK IS MY ORK OC THAT'S LITERALLY JUST THIS BUT IN 40K MORE ACCEPTABLE

[shadow plover]

I'd like to stop learning about this guys oc's if possible please

[spare osprey]

Though the cost of such a victory was too high as Decima Rendik was rushed to a Earth Caste medical center, barely kept alive by life support. Her heart has not been completely destroyed but several arteries have been severed by the point blank gunshot. It was determined that the only way to save the young Gue'vesa'ui's life was through a heart transplant. Unfortunately none of the Gue'vesa among them shared her blood type and finding the right candidate would be a waste of resources. Fortunately among the volunteers of the PDF was a young woman who offered her life in return to save Decima's while famously proclaiming "I'd give my life to the Angel of Cadimus Prime". The woman's blood was compatible with Decima and the operation commenced without a hitch and soon Decima received her heart transplant and was alive again, but at the cost of the young woman's life.

[shadow plover]

I fear for my sanity

[plush mason]

who is this human auxilary anyway?

[spare osprey]

Decima Rendik

[spare osprey]

Without a hitch yall

[raven stone]

…yea ok Mary Sue and Canon Defilement.

[storm jungle]

Meanwhile to explain how my underhiver hired-gun has a neuro-distruptor crystal as a weapon I made it so that the shipment her and her ganger pals were intercepting made said train crash through an entire hab-sector, accidentally killing thousands and revealing a cold trade deal between the governor, her enforcers and the admech on the planet, resulting in a massive purgation event of the entire zone.

But hey she at least got her shiny crystal OP gun even if her pals also got gunned down on the streets right

[raven stone]

Especially if it is not established why the giving character was THAT charitable

[spare osprey]

Whispers of this new human hero among the Tau Empire would catch the attention of several Inquisitors of the Ordo Xenos and Ordo Hereticus who saw her as a massive threat and placed Decima Rendik onto their most wanted targets for the Officio Assassinorum.

[plush mason]

is this an OC/fanfic ?

[spare osprey]

Mhm

[storm jungle]

Yeah it is

[plush mason]

ok

[spare osprey]

Wdym a massive threat

[storm jungle]

"massive"

is she gonna defeat Gman next

[raven stone]

I mean at most it’s a propaganda threat

[shadow plover]

how the fuck do you do a hearth transplant to someone who's chest has been mangled by a fucking gunshot 😭

[spare osprey]

And like she just gets into arguments with tau higher ups

[raven stone]

And even then that is over selling.

[storm jungle]

I legit, am crying rn

[spare osprey]

And nothing happens

[storm jungle]

i havent laughed this hard in awhile

[storm jungle]

yeah uh

shes either getting "re-educated"

[shadow plover]

I too am crying but not in the funny way

[storm jungle]

or straight up demoted

lol

[queen laurel]

ah yes she is more dangerous than this guy

[storm jungle]

LOL

[raven stone]

Oh wait, I can already guess the next damn thing

[vagrant fox]

Oh it's like that guy who owns a bunch of Chinese factories and commissions endless art of very thicc 40k women

[raven stone]

She starts her own enclave like fucking farsight

[storm jungle]

LMAO STOP

I do like how like

these people make their OCs heroic and other shit constantly

meanwhile my main OC

[queen laurel]

That's within the realm of possibilities

[storm jungle]

Spent half her life in admech slavery

[shadow plover]

bitch got servitored

[storm jungle]

She wishes

[shadow plover]

there's still time

[queen laurel]

the only reason my OC is literally pretty happy in his life was because he's an ork

[storm jungle]

She did accidentally start a minor uprising in a factorum and used it to get away after killing her overseer

but uhhh

[shadow plover]

life goal: get a lobotomy

[storm jungle]

everyone then got gunned down

whoops

💀

[raven stone]

I mean, if the beast the Ork is riding is not immune to tank shells and can actually be gunned down, it’s just an exotic Xenos beast the Ork tamed.

Ork Warbosses are the biggest and most crazy headed things there are

[storm jungle]

I just love the insistence of like

"no my character is a good person"

no one in 40k is a good person lol

[raven stone]

If some Ork managed to launch a Waagh into the flipping Eye of Terror…
…riding an exotic Xenos Beast is nothing.

[queen laurel]

yeah he gave it extra armor to solve that issue

but even then it can still be appropriately gunned down with enough firepower

[summer mural]

is polymorphine disguise on callidus literally like flawless tech

[queen laurel]

Yeah even kids have to learn early in this universe that you need to be tough to survive

[raven stone]

Yea, so I still consider that more lore friendly OC compared to the Tau Gue’vesa abomination we were discussing XD

[storm jungle]

Even an Inquisitor OC or two I have who are "sensible" people have carried out planetary purgations under their belt, like you literally cannot escape the choice of doing something terrible eventually no matter your position in warhammer.

[rose thorn]

One of my written stormcast OCs keeps referencing wars from the old war, pre Sigmar, and wars the stormcasts were never apart

[summer mural]

oh nice

[rose thorn]

And keeps cracking jokes that no one understands but herself

[storm jungle]

lol

thats sad LMAO

[summer mural]

I assumed sigmar only took hoomies from post aos birth

[spare osprey]

Found more stuff

[storm jungle]

Oh my god

[rose thorn]

Nope

[storm jungle]

it never ends

[summer mural]

so louen could be a stormcast

[spare osprey]

Also

[summer mural]

[spare osprey]

He’s got like

[rose thorn]

[spare osprey]

A weird thing for redheads?

[queen laurel]

yeah that's warhammer

[rose thorn]

Yes

[summer mural]

all the important bretonnians could be stormcasts actually

[raven stone]

Borderline guilt free purgation is when the world is overran with Choas and Genestealer cults

But really characters are defined by HOW they react to hard choices, not just the existence of them.

[summer mural]

they do qualify more than some random general id assume

[storm jungle]

this ork is embarrassed to be a part of this picture, hes eepy

[rose thorn]

Alot of them were stolen by I think the Sylvaneth, a lot were stolen by Nagash, but a few could definitely be stormcasts

[storm jungle]

Yeah like my main girl is literally adjacently/accidentally responsible for two mass death events in the hive and she largely doesnt care.

Because in her mind its "kill or be killed"

[rose thorn]

ALSO THE YNNARI HAVE GOOD RULES AAAAAA

I CAN BE NECROMANCER MONK PIRATES

[summer mural]

oh those are like my favourite archetypes

[rose thorn]

I will be reading all 2 Eldar books

[summer mural]

literally all 3

[storm jungle]

lmao

[queen laurel]

Ard'gob my ork, helps people but literally the only reason he does this is that if he thinks that more people he saves he has more of them to kill in the future even though the people he saves often just die

[storm jungle]

LMAO

okay thats funny

[raven stone]

Either my RT or Inqusitor (one of the two) will actually be guilt ridden in the scenario I described (even if they both are still capable of doing the necessary purgation)

[storm jungle]

also its dumb but works because ork

[storm jungle]

Yeah the difference is they are educated enough and know morality to some extent.

Mine is literally a sewer goblin

"Well I lived, thats enough"

[spare osprey]

All different characters

[queen laurel]

yeah imagine this titan of an ork just save you but instead of letting you scoff free, he decided to break your arm and steal your pistol because he found it funny

[queen laurel]

bro's drawings has the variety of league of legends woman

[storm jungle]

love the Waffen SS german tau officer on the 4th pic

the star wars imperial officer copy-paste is so funny

[spare osprey]

and this was during their own devastation of Baal. 1 chapter vs a hive fleet

[storm jungle]

bruh

[vagrant fox]

Maybe I should find my inner nerd and explore some OCs, it can't be worse than some of what I've seen today

[spare osprey]

Same chapter with kaiju on their homeworld

[storm jungle]

Oh my god

A CARMI COMM NO LESS

[queen laurel]

fuck

[storm jungle]

actually embarrassing

[spare osprey]

Mhmmm

[soft thunder]

Enough cringe fanfic, behold a glorious protector of the Omnissiah's God-Engines

[queen laurel]

Sorry mate we already saw this

We saw this first then went with the cringe fanfic

[storm jungle]

honestly its a good model

so ill take a 3rd post

[queen laurel]

You know what

After the s*** we have seen

[soft thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/disintegrate-gif-22469816

[queen laurel]

I'm going to let it slide

[rose thorn]

AAAHH YOU CAN BRING DARK ELDAR

[queen laurel]

You get away this time rabs

[spare osprey]

LAST ONE I swear. His beta level chaos sorcerer

[queen laurel]

fuck me

[soft thunder]

mind-scrubbing is need after scrolling through some of this

[queen laurel]

THIS IS CHAOS?

[spare osprey]

Yes

[rose thorn]

[spare osprey]

Thousand sons I think

[storm jungle]

my favorite chaos OC trope

"Imma make a chaos OC"

Literally just generic supermodel with no mutations

[spare osprey]

No no but

Blue

[queen laurel]

dude THIS is a Chaos psyker

[spare osprey]

Mhm

[queen laurel]

that is mystique's long lost sister

[shadow plover]

bro's running the PEGI 12 saturday night cartoon version of 40k

[spare osprey]

She was also killed by the inquisition cause she was getting too powerful

[queen laurel]

Oh yes treating a major setting organization as a plot device for my fanfiction

[spare osprey]

Twice

[queen laurel]

Dude like come on if you're going to use the inquisition make them properly like the inquisition

[crystal forum]

crotchhead

an essential part of every chaos psyker

[crystal forum]

this does not feel mechanicus

[storm jungle]

Found a meme i made when i saw a person in a server im in make a "Nurgle" OC

[queen laurel]

FUCK ME MAN

[storm jungle]

lemme know if you guys can find the difference!

[spare osprey]

Also

[storm jungle]

LOL

[spare osprey]

Guess what he asked the next day

When we said it was dumb

[storm jungle]

"Shadowsun did"

yeah shes a fucking hardened battle veteran

[crystal forum]

i can see one is nurgle related because of the three black things but tbh they all look the same

[celest dome]

Think the only good OC that I've seen about Priestess of Nurgle was one where it was about the Rafflesia flowers

[storm jungle]

LOL

they are aware like

[rose thorn]

thats a chaos psyker mercenary from necromunda, i forgot his name

[spare osprey]

He then proceeded to go on about heels

[storm jungle]

death cult assassins are literally just crazy and semi-skilled latex gimps right

and not sanctioned pro assassins

[crystal forum]

funny i was just reading about the part where the assassin kills kurz in the night lord books

[spare osprey]

He was not

[crystal forum]

apparently culledus assassins are so skilled that space marines are nothing to them

[queen laurel]

is this guy the artificial dragon guy or what

[crystal forum]

oh the dan abnett death cults

which for some reason involve leather and scantily clad women

[storm jungle]

Death cults always had latex gear

its just another old BDSM-esque part of warhammer that stuck

(which i dont mind tbh its hot)

[celest dome]

For the most part yes

[crystal forum]

why is it basically BDSM tho

[celest dome]

Latex

[storm jungle]

because it was drawn by a man into BDSM visuals

[crystal forum]

no i mean why is it BDSM latex stuff lol

[storm jungle]

also it looks col

simple as tbh

[celest dome]

Futurist Assassins usually are wearing Latex unisuit

[spare osprey]

Mhm

[storm jungle]

GYATT

[crystal forum]

skinsuits make sense

[crystal forum]

but the way dan abnett describes them is like boobs barely covered

[storm jungle]

well i mean

[celest dome]

Love those movies

[storm jungle]

he is a horny dude

also same

good stuff

[spare osprey]

I mean this literally btw

[storm jungle]

OH HEY

I know that 2nd guy danbie hes my pal

[rose thorn]

Current idea for my ynnari oc is that they think the eldar species deserves to go extinct for their creation of slaanesh

[celest dome]

Still wish they did a sequel to the last one

[spare osprey]

Love him

[storm jungle]

Same, great dude

[spare osprey]

AND

[queen laurel]

zog me

[spare osprey]

he clocked his shit

[crystal forum]

why do they wear heels tho

[storm jungle]

YEAH

Because it looks hot

again

its not complex

[crystal forum]

smh

[queen laurel]

sometimes certain parts of the setting are just made to be eye candy

[storm jungle]

^

this is it

[celest dome]

You don't understand heels make the footprint smaller, smaller mean less noise, which is sneaky

[crystal forum]

i want my butt ugly scarred guardsmen

[storm jungle]

lmaooo

[queen laurel]

look at the mirror

[crystal forum]

😭

[storm jungle]

damn 💀

[celest dome]

Hey Dil, if I call someone on the discord a muppet is it allowed ?

[spare osprey]

God

I found the rest of this quote

Long story short

[queen laurel]

NO DON'T POST IT

[spare osprey]

Her name alone makes entire regiments join the tau

[normal light]

Okay?

[queen laurel]

Damn ok

I guess f*** the imperium then

[storm jungle]

what

[normal light]

Though why I am looking for logic in WH

[spare osprey]

Girl you are not all that

Swear

[storm jungle]

Im gonna lose it

i swear

[crystal forum]

tau milf

[queen laurel]

I feel like i'm starting to lose my mind as well

[spare osprey]

“As time passed Decima's legend grew, her accomplishments spread by posters propagated by members of the Water Caste across several Imperial Worlds in hopes of inspiring more rebellions. This drew more recruits and caused some squads and entire regiments of Guardsmen to defect to the Tau once they heard that Decima was invading their world.”

[queen laurel]

This is both the funniest and dumbest things i have read about warhammer

[normal light]

I don't think that it's implied in that way

[spare osprey]

Also for some reason

He mentions her “natural beauty”

[normal light]

We all do, someone more, someone less

[spare osprey]

Ok bro

[storm jungle]

""natural beauty""

oh fuck off

[crystal forum]

real boobs

[queen laurel]

Okay really not even hiding it

[normal light]

So, WHOLE REGIMENT

Just decides to turn sides

for it

OKAY

[shadow plover]

guardsmen so horny they betray the emperor, no wait this isn't slaneesh oc stop it's tau take me seriously noooo

[storm jungle]

IS SHE LIKE THE LOST DAUGHTER OF THE EMPEROR OR SOMETHING???

[spare osprey]

Bro 💀

[normal light]

Slaanesh at work I guess

[storm jungle]

No....

[spare osprey]

She was good at her job but she was “moody”

[storm jungle]

dont

[crystal forum]

this regiment clearly didn't get indoctrinated hard enough

[spare osprey]

So they had to make her prettier

You’re kidding

[vagrant fox]

Tau somehow attracting worse fans than the Imperium smh

[queen laurel]

Silence get ready to change your name into scream

Because i will break something nearby

[plush mason]

i am generally fine with such OC stuff because its non-canon and can just ignore it as such, but this is some heavy thirst trap sounding stuff

[spare osprey]

We are NOT having work place harassment be in this

[normal light]

They clearly lack proper amount of Commissars

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/wolverine-white-woman-jumpscare-gif-13136366326048529248

[spare osprey]

Plz

[storm jungle]

lksdflkslfls

tau HR???

[spare osprey]

“While they found her to be a capable commander, her charisma was sorely lacking and would need to compensate for this by amplifying her natural beauty taking the statue on Cadimus Prime as a basis.”

Why

[queen laurel]

No way blizzard based Tau oc

There is no way

[spare osprey]

Yall the pinup statue has lore importance trust

[plush mason]

wtf

[queen laurel]

All right man what the hell

[normal light]

Honestly, I am in the same channel with Creator of this character, and I saw couple of arts but never dwelled in lore of it

[queen laurel]

I'm not even mad anymore i'm just so disappointed

[spare osprey]

He’s so bad at writing

[normal light]

Well, I guess yes? Like people literally have 'homebrew experts' or something like that in their channel

[plush mason]

its the classic OC/mary sue problem of "cant stop"

[storm jungle]

^

Again the reality is

people sometimes just cannot take criticism

lol

[queen laurel]

Dude and the fact is

[spare osprey]

He cannot

[queen laurel]

There are worse

There are worse people out there than him

[spare osprey]

Like him and one other dude made a server

[queen laurel]

When it comes to this stuff

[spare osprey]

Just to complain that ppl were “anti pretty”

[plush mason]

wtf

[storm jungle]

yeah that is bullshit

fuck off lol

I say this as a female fan too

it aint "anti-pretty" your character is just garbage

[plush mason]

wtf does "anti-pretty" remotely mean?

[queen laurel]

I don't fucken know

[shadow plover]

female fan is a funny way to say FUCKING GAY

[queen laurel]

First time i heard about it

[plush mason]

pretty is one of the most subjective things in all of existance

[storm jungle]

AAA-

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-darktide-40k-goedulf-dead-gif-8043938891803499171

[plush mason]

fucking counter culture is going way to far

shit is actually poisoning the English language which is impressive as it was already bad

[normal light]

Counter culture?

[plush mason]

all the "anti" shit

[normal light]

I guess, I just don't encounter it too much

[storm jungle]

I mean yes?

[queen laurel]

BAHAHAHA

[storm jungle]

the fuck is he on about lol

[queen laurel]

Dude they are literally mutilated people turned into cyborgs

[storm jungle]

like not even that sometimes

these people are essentially pampered or abused slaves

[queen laurel]

What's the point of making them pretty

[storm jungle]

lol

[spare osprey]

More on this

[storm jungle]

💀

[spare osprey]

Oh he actually gave one

[normal light]

Role in the propaganda

[spare osprey]

It makes them important

[rose thorn]

were still talking about the highheel guy?

[spare osprey]

Yeah

[normal light]

WAIT

[queen laurel]

Yeah we're laughing at them still

[normal light]

IT'S THE ONE PERSON?

[rose thorn]

i wonder what his opinion on that imperial guard character is

[spare osprey]

One person yes

[plush mason]

ok i need sleep and this stuff is gona give me a headache if i stay up any longer

[normal light]

GN

[queen laurel]

Have a good rest man

[spare osprey]

Similar slop

[queen laurel]

This might be the funniest thing i have read yet

[rose thorn]

the daughter of creed

[crystal forum]

female guardsmen shouldn't be hot

ursula creed looks like my aunt

[rose thorn]

i unironically like this character

[normal light]

Well, there can be exceptions

[crystal forum]

no

[normal light]

But they should be RARE

[storm jungle]

^

[plush mason]

she looks like she can crush your head with one hand and i love it

[summer mural]

omg her helmet is so cute

[spare osprey]

The regiment in question btw

[summer mural]

oh chat is still discussing that one guys fanart

[crystal forum]

can this person calm the down

[normal light]

Krieg nock-off?

[queen laurel]

Oh still makes me chuckle

[normal light]

Although less gasmaks

[spring cairn]

the coom oh god, it's everywhere the coom

[normal light]

AND BODYGLOVES

[celest dome]

Even her ?

[spare osprey]

They’re “tank girls”

[normal light]

Well this one is a decent looking example

[crystal forum]

these people need to go outside

[crystal forum]

she's fine

[normal light]

The amount of bodygloves

[spare osprey]

Last screenshot till I suddenly remember something

[shadow plover]

don't tell me they're actually supposed to move around in tanks with these skirts

[spare osprey]

They are

[shadow plover]

you want fucking overalls inside a tank

you'll get fuckign stuck

fuck

FUCK

[celest dome]

Overalls are underused

[normal light]

Okay

[crystal forum]

can these creeps use the term women instead of girls for once

[normal light]

You see not all people in Tank Units are tankers

If we are talking about Battalion level of Higher

You have natural Infantry

But

[shadow plover]

hence why I asked if they use these as well

[rose thorn]

i forgot was Gav Thorpe the one who did the new votaan book or a different one

[crystal forum]

regiments are massive

[queen laurel]

Yeah that's Gav

[crystal forum]

no single regiment does only tanks

even steel legion

[normal light]

I am not talking about WH

[rose thorn]

GAV DID THE YNNARI BOOKS ;~:

[queen laurel]

Yes

[crystal forum]

i thought this was 40k related

[normal light]

WH still gets stuff from modern world

[normal light]

The logic is that in modern world there are no full tank units, and WH draws from modern world

[spare osprey]

Oh yeah his main tau persons “rival” or whatever

[normal light]

And hence you get for example Steel Legion

[spare osprey]

Just boring

[queen laurel]

Remember mags

[normal light]

WHAT THEY HAVE DONE TO MY CHAINSWORD

[queen laurel]

We talked about this

[crystal forum]

i dont mind NSFW art of literally anything but my line in the sand is DONT MIX IT WITH YOUR WORLDBUILDING

[rose thorn]

yea yea, eldar cant have good books

[queen laurel]

It's a laser chain sword

Which doesn't even make sense

[spare osprey]

It’s all he does lol

[crystal forum]

touch depraved cave dwellers i swear

[spare osprey]

Like she’s a pilot and a serf who solo’d a genestealer

Can you like

[queen laurel]

If you just want to use a laser sword don't make it into a chain sword

[spare osprey]

Not write a better character?

[summer mural]

what kinda training and diet do harlequins have because of which they seem stronger and faster than the other eldar

[queen laurel]

Man i pray to god he does not stumble into this server