40k-lore-chat

[dusk patrol]

Which is part of why Malcador died it seems

His soul got obliterated by the throne

[queen laurel]

Still it's a bit silly that he can survive being molecularly obliterated

[summer mural]

whats the best strategy to kill necrons anyway, like do they got special ammo or something

[queen laurel]

I know he's a giant demigod but like that's a point blank reactor explosion engulfing him

[storm jungle]

40k is basically comic book shit so ive seen worse

[dusk patrol]

He’s survived worse

[queen laurel]

Yep what can we do

[dusk patrol]

It’s basically wolverines power but with your soul

Which is why some kinda warp weapon or ability is what tend to put them down for good

Athames, the Fulgurite, the Throne. That kinda thing.

[median star]

so what do we think fulgrims new deals supposed to be is he just bored is gulliboy going to get curb stomped again

[dusk patrol]

Probably the Phoenix Lords

But we’ll see, depends on where they go for the next campaign story

[median star]

also were in like m44? lorewise right but darktide takes place in m42? or am i just pulling numbers

[storm jungle]

Darktide takes place during the Plague Wars as per an ancient interview

[median star]

did we win those

[storm jungle]

Its chaos vs Imperium so yes we won

ish

i hope you like space covid

[languid meadow]

Plauge wars had the funniest moment imo

[storm jungle]

it had a lot

which one do you mean

[dusk patrol]

No we’re in M.42

Darktide would be a few years behind the current setting

[median star]

so in theory still an active conflict in current setting

[languid meadow]

Sorry I got distracted

[storm jungle]

Kinda, its probably gonna be left in the dust once we move to the next lore event in the setting

[median star]

bbut darktide 2

[storm jungle]

no

[arctic talon]

its also like

super minor as a conflict

not that its bad

[median star]

next game will be bloodtide and we get to fight korn cults

then well get sextide

and uh birdtide

[sly ivy]

That’s just lore chat

[summer mural]

birdtide

[storm jungle]

die

[languid meadow]

When emps obliterates nurgles garden is super comical to me idk why

[storm jungle]

Oh yeah it is

[summer mural]

its comical to me too

[median star]

we might even get orktide

[storm jungle]

its literally an anime moment

[summer mural]

mortarion in general I find funny

[storm jungle]

helps that people soyjacked about it like crazy and kept referencing it

lol

[spring cairn]

can we get riptide where instead of fighting chaos grendyl's warband get to surf sick waves on an ocean world

[summer mural]

I find it hard to take him seriously

[arctic talon]

it also like

absolutely isn't permanent lol

like that didn't do shit

[languid meadow]

Also when custodes crack jokes I like

[arctic talon]

its like pushing over someones snowman LOL

[storm jungle]

Hes very much a funny character dont worry

[summer mural]

nurgle scolding morty is gonna stay in his mind forever

[storm jungle]

i get that like we are suppose to feel bad for him or whatever

but its just so comical in general

[arctic talon]

morty is getting the belt

[storm jungle]

the pox-belt

[summer mural]

I wonder whod nurgle choose if he had to choose between typhus and mortarion

[arctic talon]

both

[storm jungle]

^

[median star]

https://tenor.com/view/cops-hello911-ill-get-you-gif-14755257

the 40k equivalent of

[storm jungle]

Typhus and Morty both do a good job, Typhass just does it slightly better since hes a simp

[summer mural]

typhus does seem like hes got a tad more brains too

kinda

somewhat

[storm jungle]

LOL

Thats being generous but yeah

[summer mural]

but morty still a primarch with moth wings, thats..valuable

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/bug-shaker-thug-shaker-moth-shaker-moth-thug-hunter-gif-16306609709182812638

[summer mural]

its post bath mortarion

[storm jungle]

For real

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/stinky-peanuts-pigpen-certified-stinky-gif-26944661

[summer mural]

apparently only janus has ever learnt all 666 words of banishment

so did he walk into battle in his prime just rapping and banishing daemons left and right

[rose thorn]

AWWWW

Is that a new born domesticated silk moth?

Wiay domesticated silk moths can’t fly

[storm jungle]

I think so?

[rose thorn]

Kinda fucked we bred a species of moth specifically so it can’t fly

[storm jungle]

We do it with a lot of things

humans are awful

[rose thorn]

Yeah

[arctic talon]

Pugs

[rose thorn]

I don’t they they did that to grox tho

I think they just are filled with drugs

[languid meadow]

Did you see what happened to Turkeys recently

[arctic talon]

What

[rose thorn]

The presidential turkey?

[languid meadow]

No

[storm jungle]

What happened...

[rose thorn]

Or the country

[languid meadow]

We made them so full of meat they can't reproduce by themselves anymore iirc

[rose thorn]

oh YEAH

[median star]

ill be what happens to the turkeys next

[celest dome]

The hotel ?

[languid meadow]

What

[celest dome]

The one that burned ?

[languid meadow]

I saw hotel and got flashed banged by Dracula

I don't know about any hotels that burned down

[rose thorn]

is it the hanuted one that burned down?

[spring cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/tik-tok-gif-27136124

[outer wave]

Damn I need to do those exercises

[rose thorn]

I heard someone describe web harvesting as ‘sexually assaulting spiders so they can’t have a house anymore’ and idk how to process it still

[storm jungle]

wh-

WHAT

[rose thorn]

Yeah

The job it self is just pinning a spider to a table and pull all of the silk out of it

[storm jungle]

LOL

christ

[queen laurel]

Yeah we literally bred them to be so good to be eaten that they can't even live anymore

[rose thorn]

It’s so weird lol

Why can’t rich peoples clothes me made of straw twine like the rest of us smh

[queen laurel]

Because apparently making something basic out of something not basic is apparently a trend

Oh look guys i have a phone but it's made out of uranium extracted from a meteor

[jade holly]

That specific breed anyways, wild turkeys are still as they usually are

[rose thorn]

I forgot how good the intro to fallout 4 was

[queen laurel]

Yeah it's fun to see a little bit of the world before it got obliterated

[rose thorn]

It’s funny to see the backwards tech evolution of the fallout universe

[crystal forum]

honestly i preferred the old fallout world being never depicted

the old world didn't matter for fallout stories since that's not what it's about

anyways fallout 1 had laser glocks which makes it the best fallout

[rose thorn]

Valid

[queen laurel]

I will agree with gay gerbil over here

One of the nicer things about fall out was not knowing what the old world look like

But hey i don't mind really

I would love to see nuka cola park if it wasn't nuked

[dusk patrol]

I didn't hate it but idk if I like the whole "everything is connected" thing

And also everyone still being alive.

Especially the Ghouls wife and daughter, maybe at least.

[rose thorn]

I really hope ghoul finds his wife and daughter deceased

[storm jungle]

Same

i was gonna say lol

[rose thorn]

And just wants to make peace lol

[dusk patrol]

Also Vault Tecs was always pretty evil but their plan is still too goofy as presented in the show imo.

[storm jungle]

it helps since hes already pretty awful as a person, would help to push him down that path more

the way he treats the main girl is crazy

[storm jungle]

Its about as goofy as the games

i liked it

[rose thorn]

I’m glad Mr house knew the plan was fuckin stupid

[storm jungle]

Well he does swindle people for a living

[dusk patrol]

Idk I could have done without all that, especially since you have House and shit sitting there listening to it.

[rose thorn]

And Suprised an Amazon show pushed an anti capitalism message

[queen laurel]

Bro is straight up just a bad karma player character using a gunslinger build

[summer mural]

the brotherhood of steel being a gang of gunloving morons was super good

[dusk patrol]

They do this like

Every show

[rose thorn]

Oh lol

I don’t watch Amazon shows

So my bad

[summer mural]

based

[storm jungle]

Most shows allow it since even with said message it still serves the purpose of capitalism.

[crystal forum]

they always seemed cartoonishly evil tbf

even back in fallout 1

[dusk patrol]

I don't disagreed but it just got the point of being too dumb for me.

[rose thorn]

Also technically fallout 3 revealed the big twist of the show

[queen laurel]

Yeah but i will say some of their faults are f*****

The sacrificial vault

[storm jungle]

Legalize shooting CEOs

[crystal forum]

the first mission has you realizing vault tek intentionally gave your vault less water chips

[queen laurel]

The vault where they put straight up a hungry animal with a group of people

[dusk patrol]

Like the experiments were evil but they also weren't the ones doing them, it just doesn't make any sense from the executives pov.

[arctic talon]

How the fuck do they turn a profit

after getting nuked

[crystal forum]

weren't they doing it for the enclave as told in 2?

[dusk patrol]

Its just silly

[arctic talon]

Some of the experiments were

[crystal forum]

enclave being extremely cartoonishly evil

[dusk patrol]

Varied

The Enclave at least kinda makes sense in how it works

[storm jungle]

Im glad they arent like the actual U.S government

[crystal forum]

they're the bad parts of the US government

[storm jungle]

"bad"

I MEAN

[crystal forum]

given infinite power

[storm jungle]

yeah true

[crystal forum]

and power armour

[queen laurel]

Tell me which is the good part

Just genuinely asking here

[crystal forum]

the EPA i guess

[rose thorn]

Trust me CEOs would do this irl

[hallow plover]

There is no good factions

[rose thorn]

Most marketing things are purely made to make CEOs happy now and not to sell products

[queen laurel]

The good faction is the faction i join

Duh

[crystal forum]

NASA is pretty cool

[rose thorn]

Remember that ad with Apple where they crush a bunch of art equipment and shits

[storm jungle]

NASA just wants to explore space

not enough budget!!!

[dusk patrol]

Even Enclave have some good dudes, the point is more what the wasteland makes them all when it grinds them down.

[storm jungle]

okay but taxes

[rose thorn]

“500 million dollars for the AI industry”

[dusk patrol]

Silence NCR

[queen laurel]

Okay but is the brotherhood of steel literally the only main faction well off right now

[crystal forum]

ever since the challenger disaster most of their budget has been going to funding private space companies

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/sodaz-fallout-brotherhood-of-steel-operation-sunburst-gif-5911337647686157313

[queen laurel]

Because they have literal warships

[dusk patrol]

FOR THE LAST TIME

[rose thorn]

I’m very very VERY VERY VERY excited for the bubble to burst

[dusk patrol]

I AM NOT PAYING TAXES

[rose thorn]

We’re almost there guys

[storm jungle]

I still love that part in NV

"WHY DID YOU KILL THEM LIKE THAT AND RUINED MY PLANS?"

[rose thorn]

People will finally be able to have jobs again

[storm jungle]

"I dont like taxes"

[crystal forum]

which branch

[storm jungle]

"Oh okay i understand, anyway"

[dusk patrol]

It depends on where you are

[crystal forum]

mojave chapter sucks ass

[queen laurel]

Just the general it seems

[storm jungle]

well yeah its fucking Nevada

[dusk patrol]

They're doing better largely but we don't know the state of most of the country.

[queen laurel]

Because like they have f****** war blimpse

[dusk patrol]

And worse, Canadas

[crystal forum]

it was doing very poorly in fallout 1 and 2

[queen laurel]

Yeah but nowadays

[crystal forum]

it went through a whole war in 2

[arctic talon]

They’re lore accurate™️

[dusk patrol]

East Coast brotherhood hard carries.

[queen laurel]

It seems that every other main function has fallen on the wayside

[arctic talon]

The west coast brotherhood is like

Weird

[languid meadow]

Fo1 and 2 bos my beloved

[crystal forum]

east coast carries because bethesda sucks steel dick

[arctic talon]

I like that they’re a bunch of weird assholes

[arctic talon]

LOL

[queen laurel]

The only faction i care about is my yes man empire

Because having entire robots under my control is totally wicked

[arctic talon]

Anyways in my mind power armor training is non canon

[rose thorn]

Crazy how they promoted a 15 year old to elder and he instantly became a twitter Nazi

[arctic talon]

It’s fucking stupid it’s a perk in the first place

[dusk patrol]

I think its canon its just you know

Not super needed.

[arctic talon]

Not mandatory

To use armor

[south gorge]

Erm fallout 2 had laser glocks AND a deag. Checkmate liberal.

[dusk patrol]

You can still use them without, but you're not gonna be very effective.

[hallow plover]

Soon...

[queen laurel]

Yeah to be honest what i want is the giant bulky heaviness of power armor from fallout 4 and the lack of of need for power armor training, but make it incredibly rare

[arctic talon]

If my 3 int dumbass in Fallout 2 could figure out advanced power armor

[queen laurel]

Not just giving it to you on the f******

[crystal forum]

dont forget the jackhammer

[queen laurel]

First encounter

[arctic talon]

I’m sure some dipshit can put it on

[dusk patrol]

Or you be the NCR and just fucking lug like 200 lbs of metal strapped to your body.

[arctic talon]

💀

[crystal forum]

WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR

[arctic talon]

DON’T HAVE ANY

[rose thorn]

Here’s my opinion on the power armor training

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout2-dornan-gif-27283506

[queen laurel]

Dude my character that has the intelligence of a brick can put on power armor

[arctic talon]

Arch Dornan is literally the funniest fallout character

[south gorge]

Fun fact the guy executing the tied up Canadian is canonically the Fallout 4 protagonist according to Emil.

[arctic talon]

In fact the angry enclave dude is also hilarious

[queen laurel]

If a brain damage moron can get power armor training

And still pass

[arctic talon]

With the call you make

[queen laurel]

I'm pretty sure you don't really need it

[south gorge]

NATE THE RAKE IS COMING FOR YOU CANUCKS!!!

[languid meadow]

Nate the rake

[arctic talon]

https://youtu.be/vEDCupW-6dA?si=NQJ0tsauhjWxxsSg

[south gorge]

🦅🏈🇺🇸🛻🧨🔫❗‼️

[queen laurel]

I love the fact that super mutants can still humble brotherhood knights

Because they are literally just a strong as someone in power armor

[dusk patrol]

YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE breathes in FIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD!

[rose thorn]

Literally with flying miniguns they couldn’t fucking take down like 20 super mutants

[crystal forum]

ork ass

[queen laurel]

Also speaking of brotherhood make their own power armor right

[crystal forum]

i liked how fallout NV actually treated super mutants as something more than mindless enemy

[languid meadow]

Yeah

[queen laurel]

Or do they just like find random frames and stuff

[languid meadow]

T60 which is only slightly better than T45

[dusk patrol]

Little column A little Column B

[arctic talon]

Fallout 1 and 2 as well

[south gorge]

What's funny is if they had ingame ballistic weave 4 but in lore their basic suits are stronger than t51

[arctic talon]

Lore wise the Super mutants on the east coast

[hallow plover]

source?

[rose thorn]

They did that twice in 4 and it’s very weird

[arctic talon]

Are like mostly insane and stupid

[crystal forum]

nah they were mindless in 1

[languid meadow]

And worse than T51, XO1, APA, and APA2

[arctic talon]

No they weren’t what

[dusk patrol]

West Coast ones also largely are the Nightkin who are dangerous

[arctic talon]

You could literally talk with some of them

[hallow plover]

We deserve to be annexed tho

[languid meadow]

Hey you no ghoul

[rose thorn]

Virgil (duh) and the guy from far harbor

[arctic talon]

They’d try to kill you

[dusk patrol]

The normal ones aren't that impressive.

[queen laurel]

But you can still get friendly once or you can find ones where they are willing to negotiate with you like strong

[arctic talon]

Sure

[crystal forum]

and they're morons lol you can convince them you're a ghoul

[arctic talon]

I mean yeah

[queen laurel]

And that guy in far harbor that likes dogs

[arctic talon]

But they’re not violent and stupid the way the FO3 ones are

[rose thorn]

Yeah

[queen laurel]

I forgot his name but he was a nice fella

[dusk patrol]

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Erickson

[south gorge]

He tried backpedaling this.

[rose thorn]

HES SO FUCKINH CHILL

[arctic talon]

Coward

[rose thorn]

ITS INSANE

[queen laurel]

Oh yeah ericsson

[arctic talon]

Apparently the uh

vim soda makes them less stupid

No this isn’t a joke

[south gorge]

Ericsson is the chillest guy

[dusk patrol]

He says himself hes very odd and he's not sure why hes the way he is.

[crystal forum]

wait what?

[dusk patrol]

The other Super Mutants don't like him lol

[languid meadow]

Vim supremacy?

[arctic talon]

He just came out the right way

Smh

[crystal forum]

btw my favorite gun in fallout NV is the survivalist's rifle

[dusk patrol]

Something with the fog on Far Harbor

[crystal forum]

it's a patrol rifle used in canada

[queen laurel]

To be fair a super mutant being nice and kind to humans is the equivalent of an iron jaw apparently saving a bunch of slaves because he likes sigmar

[crystal forum]

it even has french writing on it

[dusk patrol]

Old Longfellow is who he talks to most.

[queen laurel]

Considering the state of far harbor

[dusk patrol]

Yeah hes aware that he has to keep to himself

[languid meadow]

Arret

[queen laurel]

He probably met one of the more sane people in the island

[crystal forum]

probably the word he heard the most during his tour

[dusk patrol]

also one of the only people

[crystal forum]

in quebec

[rose thorn]

God bless old long fellow

He’s so great

[dusk patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-tv-series-television-show-gif-3190457083973887146

[crystal forum]

mfer toured my province like afghanistan

[dusk patrol]

Synths aren't people maggot

[rose thorn]

He reminds me of my great grandpa

[queen laurel]

Great grandpa hunted sea monsters?

[crystal forum]

T-60 looks dumb af

[dusk patrol]

Maybe

[queen laurel]

Damn

[rose thorn]

‘Erm, in wasteland warfare they are considered humans and not synths’

[arctic talon]

T-60 is just T-45 2

Electric boogaloo

[dusk patrol]

If you listened to some of my grandfathers fishing stories.

[languid meadow]

I like the T60s pauldrons more than the 45

[queen laurel]

What is the most advanced power armor in fallout anyway

[dusk patrol]

You'd think he caught the Kraken

[queen laurel]

It's been a while

[crystal forum]

t-51 is still the only good power armour to me

[languid meadow]

Oooohg

[arctic talon]

The original enclave advanced power armor line

And T-51

[dusk patrol]

X02 or T-65.

[crystal forum]

t-60 was bethesda trying to cement their shitty t-45 design as newer

[arctic talon]

I forgot T-65 was a thing

Lol

[rose thorn]

Severely depressed alcoholic

[crystal forum]

there's a shit ton of DLC power armours with no lore sense

[arctic talon]

Are we counting experimental power armor

[dusk patrol]

Secret Service only issue so

[crystal forum]

bethesda lore just sucks

[arctic talon]

Bcs I was just assuming full production

[queen laurel]

I had to search it up but you know what

Might be my favorite power armor

[dusk patrol]

Its quite solid

[queen laurel]

It combines the bulkiness of the x series with the looks of the t-series

[arctic talon]

Ugly in a good way

[dusk patrol]

76 has a lot of variants.

[queen laurel]

I can get behind that

[dusk patrol]

Civilian ones too

[rose thorn]

I unironically really like fallout 4’s power armor

I mean

[south gorge]

NATE THE RAKE. Kill Canadians. Behead Canadians. Roundhouse kick a Canadian into the concrete. Slam dunk a Canadian baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Canadians. Defecate in a Canadian's poutine. Launch Canadians into a fusion reactor. Stir fry Canadians in a tato dish. Toss Canadians into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Canadian's nuka-cola. Ranger kick Canadians into a wood chipper. Twist Canadians heads off. Report Canadians to the Enclave. Legionarre chop Canadians in half. Curb stomp pregnant Canadians. Decimate Canadians. Total Canada Annexation.

[rose thorn]

76

Shit

[queen laurel]

It's the best interteration of power armor

[crystal forum]

everybody was using power armour in appalachia for some reason

[dusk patrol]

Mining power armor.

[rose thorn]

76 power armor is fire

[queen laurel]

Fallout 4 is the best power armor no doubt no questions

[dusk patrol]

They do have a handwaved reason

It was a testing bed for a lot of new tech

Which also was pushing out all the jobs

[crystal forum]

the mechanics yeah

[languid meadow]

The only new power armor I don't like is raider

I hate raider

[crystal forum]

fallout 4 did power armour mechanics well

[arctic talon]

Raider power armor is like

The shitty frame

Covered in crap

It makes sense

[dusk patrol]

Union Power armor was used in Pittsburgh for refinery work.

[crystal forum]

can somebody explain to me why power armour frames in 4 had nipple guards

[plush mason]

they put a lot more effort into the elder scrolls

[languid meadow]

Still don't like it since I got tired of fighting 3 billion raiders in power armor

[south gorge]

Oh also what about that material in f76

[crystal forum]

i cannot be the only person who noticed the nipple rings

[south gorge]

That they used in power armour

[languid meadow]

Saw more raiders with PA than brotherhood lmao

[dusk patrol]

Ultracite

[south gorge]

Yea ultracite is advanced too I think?

[queen laurel]

I will say basic raider is boring but the over boss variant

[queen laurel]

Definitely sick

It's a shame it's not good statwise

The painting options suck

[south gorge]

Ye that one.

[languid meadow]

The base brotherhood armor in 76 blows Fo4 out of the water for the most part

[plush mason]

the brotherhood of steel is made up of what was left of the US military right?

[languid meadow]

Yeah a small small part

[dusk patrol]

Also now theres the experimental Vulkan power armor that the enclave made.

[languid meadow]

Tyberium

[dusk patrol]

But it had a habit of turning the users into scorched so.

[arctic talon]

Didn’t the enclave literally kill themselves

In Appalachia

[dusk patrol]

Mobius did

[languid meadow]

Yeah

[south gorge]

The atomic shop armour is sick too

[dusk patrol]

He killed the entire command structure.

[arctic talon]

Holy based

[languid meadow]

Glorpshit

[queen laurel]

Hey wolf do you know what happened to the think tank

You know the group of brains that just happens to have some of the most advanced technology in the wasteland

[crystal forum]

we'll probably know in the next show season

[dusk patrol]

Then you have these little labs which were experimenting with some wacky stuff and

[south gorge]

More like... under new management. Didn't he like subsume them into his gestalt consciousness or something?

[dusk patrol]

it turns out making animals immune to almost everything and insane is a bad idea

[crystal forum]

if there isn't a reference to the NV DLC's next season im going buckwild

[queen laurel]

I love old world blues

[crystal forum]

all the dlc's are good

[languid meadow]

Wait what happens next season I haven't paid attention to 76 since they launched the new region

[south gorge]

This one is sick too

[crystal forum]

dead money is my fav

im weird

i loved it

[south gorge]

Yeah you are an insane person.

[queen laurel]

Of course the insane person chooses the hard dlc

[crystal forum]

it has good ambiance!

and the story hits me

[plush mason]

isnt that the casino one?

[crystal forum]

yeah

with the deadly cloud

and god dog

[queen laurel]

That's the name of the super mutant by the way

[dapper gyro]

The most realistic about Fallout Power armour is that it is only rated for low power rifle rounds in the lore.

[queen laurel]

It has two personalities

[languid meadow]

Elijah my insane beloved

[queen laurel]

Dog and god

[crystal forum]

*names

[queen laurel]

Yes jay thank you for the correction

[crystal forum]

killing elijah and running away with all the gold is fun

you dont even need to cheat

you can easily do it

[queen laurel]

I trapped him

Make him suffer

[languid meadow]

Letting go my ass im rich now

[crystal forum]

i want his gayss rifle tho

[crystal forum]

i let go of BEING POOR

gun runners here i fucking come

also NV unironically having gambling

i love having high luck stats

you literally cant lose

[languid meadow]

Disregard all stats max out luck and get into the strip

Get kicked out and make another character

New Vegas is a gambling game with a story tacked on

[queen laurel]

My character is just unfortunately dumber than a rock and so his way of doing things is just be nice to everyone

[crystal forum]

go to dead money, gamble more

[queen laurel]

But if he doesn't like them kill them

[crystal forum]

go to primm, gamble even more

have unlimited caps

buy all the character upgrades from the clinic

delete the game

redownload in a few months

repeat

[dapper gyro]

Ogryn build

[spare osprey]

there better be a DAMN good Dark angel story in this book

[queen laurel]

I'm going to be honest chief looking at the author roulette

I don't think your chances are going to be good

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-begging-you-butcher-the-boys-please-hear-me-out-gif-998012439796638510

[twilit tapir]

how do i get into warhammer lore? like do i start with a book or a game or

[queen laurel]

You go to the book club pins

There should be beginner friendly books there

[storm jungle]

^

[twilit tapir]

k

[storm jungle]

Focus on the faction you wanna explore and go from there really

[storm jungle]

As long as its not Thorpe you're probably fine

like

[queen laurel]

Make it nick kyme

[south gorge]

I was about say Thrope N' French is

[spare osprey]

i really really need it not to be Gav

[storm jungle]

Cant wait for the plot twist villains to be Fallen again

for the 103405th time

[spare osprey]

i'd be fine with French or Wraight

both of those titles sound kinda DA

[queen laurel]

Be honest dils if dark angels get a book here which author would make one that is actually good or even mid

[celest dome]

Not Thorpe

[spare osprey]

Angels of Another age, do like a terran coming back to his homeworld after the siege

Homebound, the DA making their way to caliban

it's a marine being homesick either way

[celest dome]

Chris Wraight is surely going to do SW

again

[spare osprey]

give Gav the white scars

he can't do much damage there

[storm jungle]

anyone not Thorpe or Kyme

[queen laurel]

Oh then he has a pretty good chance

[celest dome]

Give him the Iron Hand

[queen laurel]

Well silence rejoice

You will be getting a hopefully mid story at least

[spare osprey]

stg lad

[queen laurel]

If you're lucky i think

[spare osprey]

if it's Thorpe

[storm jungle]

yeah if its Thorpe its Joever

[rocky gale]

Sororitas got 3

[storm jungle]

i almost began to warm up to him once

[spare osprey]

i'm going silverhand on GW

[storm jungle]

then I read Wolftime

[languid meadow]

It's wolfffftimeeee!

[queen laurel]

I cannot believe it gw genuinely respecting eldar

[spare osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-silverhand-cyberpunk-2077-gif-1282984467117982678

[spare osprey]

i just don't get it

cause luther was like

somewhat good

so is it just a choice on his part to be shite

[summer mural]

Lolther

[dusk patrol]

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Barthusa_Narek

Kymes book is probably gonna be this guys final arc.

Sorry, short.

Wraight could be a Scars or others, not really clear.

[spare osprey]

not against it

[dusk patrol]

ADB is probably something with the Emperor, maybe Sevatar

[storm jungle]

I think the leak showed who was writing what?

or was it just story titles

[spare osprey]

ADB is gonna be the emperor monologuing right

[storm jungle]

im trying to remember

[dusk patrol]

It doesn't matter they tell us now.

But yeah it had them

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-yakuza-can-you-shut-up-shut-your-mouth-gif-9966065835841311517

but yeah we'll see i guess

[dusk patrol]

We've been over this

[storm jungle]

No we havent

its like a year old topic

anyway

[dusk patrol]

No

[summer mural]

sevatar is interesting for an autistic marine

[storm jungle]

Yes

[dusk patrol]

They literally tell us

[storm jungle]

anyway

[dusk patrol]

Smh

[storm jungle]

ill get it offhand from a friend when its out i guess

epub gang rise up

[queen laurel]

Tell me how much it gives you a stroke

[dusk patrol]

its in the article

[queen laurel]

I want to laugh at you if it does

[dusk patrol]

D!@#DF!@#DF!@#QD

[storm jungle]

It cant be that bad

probably

[dusk patrol]

Anyways I think itll be fine at least

[spare osprey]

did tell us page numbers tho

[dusk patrol]

I hope its just slice of life stuff

[spare osprey]

so we know how long they are

[dusk patrol]

Yeah

[storm jungle]

there it is

[dusk patrol]

Kyme is a greedy boy

[storm jungle]

We pray for his incineration

[dusk patrol]

And ADB

[spare osprey]

i think Haley got more then Kyme

[queen laurel]

Please god let the dark angels be written by nick it will be so funny

[dusk patrol]

Yeah but we hate Kyme

[storm jungle]

Yeah like no joke lol

[spare osprey]

[storm jungle]

anyway it will be fine

i just hope the Emperor section is good

[dusk patrol]

He's almost certainly writing about Narek

https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Barthusa_Narek

[queen laurel]

Honestly out of all the warhammer writers i have seen it seems kyme has the most consistent hate

Some maybe more hated than him but

[storm jungle]

Its because hes just not a good writer

tbh

[dusk patrol]

This guy, hes mentioned in the Siege briefly and the Fulgurite bullet and all that.

[queen laurel]

Yeah people do not like the guy

[storm jungle]

Its also because he basically makes Salamanders boring

which is hte worst thing you can do as a writer for 40k lol

[queen laurel]

This guy single handedly ruined their narrative

Like

[spare osprey]

i've read like one salamander story tbh

[queen laurel]

Imagine ruining it so bad that

[spare osprey]

lemme see who it was by

[queen laurel]

People genuinely think you should just stop

[storm jungle]

I remember when i first started 30k and was asking what Sally books to read later down the line

and like one of my Sally fanatic friends was like

"no"

[queen laurel]

Bro single handedly made salamanders narratively dead

[storm jungle]

well not even dead

again just boring

like, "nothing ever happens" is putting it lightly

[queen laurel]

Imagine writing so bad you made a faction so boring people suggest to just not read about them

That's just as good as dead really

[storm jungle]

i wish it was a W.Scars situation but lol

[spare osprey]

☹️

[storm jungle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[queen laurel]

Wait

what does that mean

[spare osprey]

the only Salamander lore i've taken in

was by him

[queen laurel]

Oh

Yeah that's definitely

Painful

[rose thorn]

i swear isnt he the only salamanders writer

[summer mural]

what 3 blades has fulgrim got on his new model

im assuming one is the laerblade

[storm jungle]

Laerblade is what Lucius has

you MONKEY

[summer mural]

OH

right

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monkey-hitting-someone-sword-13world-reaction-gif-23469319

[summer mural]

i swear fulgrim had one at some point

[storm jungle]

well yeah, Lucius got it later

[summer mural]

yeah

thats right

so does fulgrim have his bestfriendsforever manus sword

[plush mason]

isnt that just all space marines?

[summer mural]

yeah but I kinda like sevatar, despite him being the kinda marine I dont usually like

[dapper gyro]

He doesnt

[summer mural]

what 3 has he got then

[arctic talon]

Maybe

It looks like fireblade

It could be a replica or him reforging it

Since it broke

[summer mural]

according to wiki they are collectively called the blades of the phoenician

so ig they dont have to be anything named individually

[storm jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-serious-jay-bauman-half-in-the-bag-break-the4th-wall-look-at-the-camera-gif-17253460

[summer mural]

he bowed while sitting

thats uh..strange

[dapper gyro]

I can feel that back pain.

[crystal forum]

he could just be leaning forward and lowering his head

kinda like a nod but long

[dapper gyro]

No, he is trying to suck his own nuts, but they thought that he was bowing.

[queen laurel]

Ah yes classic human noble not knowing better

[viral halo]

@storm jungle have you read Red Rising

[storm jungle]

no but I played Dead Rising does that count

[viral halo]

You gotta

[storm jungle]

also will do

[viral halo]

I started book 1 yesterday

and got halfway through it

it's eliter

[storm jungle]

LMAO

[viral halo]

help help I'm being oppressed

[crystal forum]

siggy not finishing a book in a single day what has the world come to

[storm jungle]

its the bot not me

[languid meadow]

Animated like a metal gear character

[viral halo]

Only had an hour and 45 mins of free time

had to lock in

got half of it done

[crystal forum]

wait you read half in an hour

[viral halo]

a little over 90 mins ya

[summer mural]

also, interesting theory on the good ol internet, apparently one of fulgrims swords in his new model looks like a cronesword, also fulgrim has unfinished business w guilliman, since he put him in stasis, and he doesnt like eldar, because slaanesh, and apparently the last cronesword needed for waking ynnead was last noted in slaanesh's throne room, so maybe fulgrim has it now and its a nice set up for a elves and guilliman vs snake orgy guy

[storm jungle]

hes a teacher

[crystal forum]

you're fucked

[storm jungle]

he speedruns that shit

[viral halo]

It typically takes me under 3 hours for a 400 pager

I read fulgrim in a day

[arctic talon]

It’s not the cronesword

[viral halo]

I read false gods in a day

[arctic talon]

It doesn’t have eldar stuff on it

[storm jungle]

^

[crystal forum]

dude could finish the entire HH before i finish a single book

[viral halo]

The longest it took me to read a book was either IT or THE STAND

which was like a week or two

[storm jungle]

to be fair

those books are fucking massive

lol

[viral halo]

I'm doing wheel of time and red rising at the same time

[arctic talon]

House of leaves

[crystal forum]

IT has no right being as big as it is

[storm jungle]

Winds of Winter

[crystal forum]

i need to read that one day

[viral halo]

stephen king needed a lot of words to say more slurs

I have been automodded two more times

[crystal forum]

i love how the book opens with a gay guy being thrown into a river

[viral halo]

I read it in the 6th grade

[storm jungle]

What did King mean by this?

[viral halo]

and when I got on Modern Warfare that night

I had new verbal weapons to use

[crystal forum]

also a character drinking a pint of whiskey

[queen laurel]

Racism i guess

[crystal forum]

a fucking pint

[dapper gyro]

Good jog Siggy, a few more bot strike to go.

[viral halo]

Needful Things is the best King book, or The Dead Zone

[storm jungle]

You dont get banned from Bot censoring

but still

[languid meadow]

So Mr King why do you need a scene of minors doing that (I hate the IT book)

[viral halo]

In the r/warhammer server it gets you muted for hours

[crystal forum]

i liked misery the most

[storm jungle]

he was on cocaine

[viral halo]

that's like #3 for me

[queen laurel]

I'm going to be honest i would trust helen keller to mod this server better than that thing

[storm jungle]

LOL

[viral halo]

redditors are the biggest proof of the stanford prison experiment

[storm jungle]

The r/warhammer server is literally nazi germany

[viral halo]

you give them an inkling of power they turn into hitler

[crystal forum]

misery is weird because it has no paranormal in it

[dapper gyro]

I was on the Halo official server and people get muted daily.

[queen laurel]

You bet they aren't even neo nazis

[crystal forum]

it has a lot of valium though

oh boy misery has a ton of valium

[dapper gyro]

Then on the r/Halo, it is literally this place.

[arctic talon]

There’s an r/warhammer server?

[dapper gyro]

Mods and the regulars are horny people.

[arctic talon]

[viral halo]

Yea, I was on the staff for a while

[arctic talon]

I see

[viral halo]

I just constantly argued with the mods and subreddit mods until I quit after a year basically

[plush mason]

what is it with so many guard regiments and not covering their chests? DKOK steel legions vostorians to name a few

[queen laurel]

That explains your certain mental faculties

[crystal forum]

cats will do this and i'll still go awwww

[arctic talon]

There’s flak armor under the coat

[viral halo]

Also all the subreddits are banning twitter links now lmfao

[arctic talon]

Lol

I wonder why

[viral halo]

because rather than STAND up for themselves, redditors FLEE and STICK THEIR HEADS IN THE SAND

[plush mason]

ah

but be fairly thin flak

[arctic talon]

Or it’s woven into it

I forgot which

[storm jungle]

this is the Emperor btw

[soft thunder]

context whats going on girldrunk?

[crystal forum]

nah trump is the desiccated husk. elon is malcador

[viral halo]

I still wonder what he thought he was doing here

[dapper gyro]

If so, I give my soul to Chaos Undivided.

[queen laurel]

Do not let the zealot chatters see this

[arctic talon]

Amogus

[viral halo]

I hope Elon gets defenestrated

[queen laurel]

They will use us a reason to break free from their prison

[viral halo]

I voted MAGA for trump to do stupid shit not Elon

[crystal forum]

siggy you motivate me to do things

[viral halo]

I know your crush on me grows larger by the day

[languid meadow]

Maple syrup napalm bombs

[arctic talon]

I had an actual question

I wanted to ask

[queen laurel]

Uhh redneck mustard gas

[arctic talon]

But I’ve completely lost my train of thought

[languid meadow]

Dementia strikes so young nowadays

[queen laurel]

Now wolf drinks a daily source of oil everyday

[storm jungle]

This is from the book Outgunned where it has a Imperial propagandist go to a agri-world being infested by a local ork population thats growing out of control which the guy sees throughout the novel while also dealing with local politics and the asshole girl femdom pilot from the cover of the novel.

In this scene hes been "invited" by the female Governor to have dinner with her so she can act like a dumb bitch and whine to him while trying to make an impression after she learns hes actually like related to a sector governor she wants to impress after she learns hes related to him by like 33 bloodlines low lol. He just wants to leave so that he can go back to his work but shes just being a prat about it.

[queen laurel]

I think this is from the brain damage

[dapper gyro]

Check the CO level in your room.

[viral halo]

If the cops pull up, I am stuffing that crack in my crack!!!

[crystal forum]

there's way too many company officers

[dapper gyro]

You are BRAVE!

[crystal forum]

i'd find it

[queen laurel]

Mods i would just like to say i am throwing everyone here under the bus i am innocent

[crystal forum]

i was expecting a racial slur tbh

[languid meadow]

you are WEAK

[queen laurel]

I'm not weak i am a racist

[viral halo]

No slurs I respesct the rules here

[languid meadow]

passed the skill check

[dapper gyro]

Mod, this guy admitted it, ban him.

[storm jungle]

💀

[languid meadow]

Damn the tucker carlson skill check gif is gone

[crystal forum]

clodsire sounds like term for a nobleman's bastard child

[queen laurel]

We are just constantly entertained by our brain cells

[plush mason]

this speaks to me on a spiritual level

[queen laurel]

Fuck

[crystal forum]

gotta follow the rules

[viral halo]

My most powerful sticker

[queen laurel]

Welp off to blow my brains

[arctic talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956389828939882507/1210435203118665748/Makoto_evoker.gif

[viral halo]

Woah persona!

[languid meadow]

can't handle a little bro love

https://tenor.com/view/bleak-it's-bleak-shaking-head-its-bleak-black-and-white-gif-9592734580409210082

[viral halo]

I just know you all date Futaba in persona 5

[arctic talon]

You’re incorrect

[crystal forum]

just guys being gays smh

[queen laurel]

I don't even play persona

[plush mason]

same

[languid meadow]

it's gay to not be a little gay

[crystal forum]

kiss your homies to show dominance

right siggy

[viral halo]

Jay you should run for prime minister

So I can watch Donald John Trump behead you on national television after the day of the rake commences

[crystal forum]

i need 350k to be eligible

that's the entrance fee

[queen laurel]

America is cooked if that happens

[crystal forum]

i'd ban all of you from canada

[viral halo]

I'm feeling very political today after reading the first half of red rising

[languid meadow]

bro is butters after reading catcher in the rye

[vagrant fox]

Red Rising is very good, the first book is weird though

[arctic talon]

I can tell

[crystal forum]

then i'd give all government subsidies to canadian fursuit makers

[viral halo]

kill john lennon

[viral halo]

the first book was written for a giant audience, they forced it to be a mix of young adult vs adult writing to appeal to as large of a crowd as possible, apparently after book 1 it's full blown grimdark adult scifi

[crystal forum]

john lennon was asking for that bullet

[queen laurel]

The f*** are you trying to make Roquefort from hi-fi rush

[crystal forum]

the way he was dressed

[vagrant fox]

Yeah Red Rising gets very dark

[viral halo]

Wish they double pumped Yoko Ono too

[viral halo]

hyped, will prob have the series done by next week will keep you posted

[crystal forum]

who

oh the furry bait

[arctic talon]

The most wealthy furry

[languid meadow]

Pulling up the function

[arctic talon]

Ever

Fucking mechsuit

Lol

[queen laurel]

https://youtu.be/ceDnQZRMToA?si=VANb3dZtTVpfEBbB

the guy that has a mechanical furry mech suit

[crystal forum]

yeah furbait

furries are the easiest consumer base to please

[languid meadow]

Holy shit it's warwick

[crystal forum]

could you use a nickname i can remember

like rocktaint

or shillmeister

[languid meadow]

I think you need to see a doctor for memory problems

[plush mason]

how did you seperate yourself from Ciaphas Cain?

[languid meadow]

Head injury

[crystal forum]

i refuse to call you cain

[queen laurel]

I give people random nicknames here and i call this one funny bird fellow

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-phosphorus-shrug-dc-creature-commandos-gif-2250406653421479459

idk call me whatever you want

Some people call me Ciaphas some call me by my username

I don't really care ngl

[plush mason]

wtf was that thing that was like in half a frame at the end?

[languid meadow]

lmao

[crystal forum]

k you're stolas

[languid meadow]

Weasel

[queen laurel]

Weasel

He's literally just a weasel

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-transformers-one-megatronus-orion-pax-d-16-gif-1212958912190315010

[plush mason]

oh right i think i have seen a short of it

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/reintell-reinteller-weasel-the-weasel-dcu-gif-12091441826367952562

[plush mason]

really messed up story

[languid meadow]

Weasel

[plush mason]

no idea where its from

[languid meadow]

DC

[crystal forum]

most important DC character

he's in suicide squad

[languid meadow]

Suicide squad, and creature commandos

[queen laurel]

Creature commandos

[plush mason]

thats a DC character?

[crystal forum]

he drowns immediately in the movie

[queen laurel]

Yeah and he belonged from suicide squad first

But he lived

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/ice-age-buck-wild-sadly-yes-yes-sadly-gif-23917938

I love all the CC characters

especially Dr. Phosphorus

[queen laurel]

And him looking like a hairball that jay coughed up and given life is intentional

[languid meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-phosphorus-creatue-commandos-dcu-gif-9440206784094760151

[plush mason]

lmao

[queen laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-fuck-you-fuck-middle-finger-dr-phosphorus-gif-2140829842431398567

This scene was awesome

[languid meadow]

The one with the bad to the bone riff is awesome

[plush mason]

that is EXACTLY how i would act in that situation

[languid meadow]

He perfectly encapsulates what a Gotham villain is

just a goofy ass psychopath

[plush mason]

thats why the batman and Gotham stuff will always be the best part of DC

its darker than most of the other settings they have so they can go crazy

but not so dark they cant be funny

[queen laurel]

https://youtu.be/EqoFgAB0_9A?si=_wyoxmsf80i0c7_T

One of the most fun scenes

[languid meadow]

God I love the soundtrack

[queen laurel]

Yeah it's so great

[languid meadow]

The song used in this scene is hard asf to find

but I found it

[queen laurel]

Yeah i also found it it's actually quite good

[languid meadow]

yeah I can only find the music video which I can't post here methinks

[queen laurel]

Yeah it's very

Adult

For better or for worse

[languid meadow]

very late 2000s early 2010s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5_r7eBokNg this is from the brides backstory iirc

[queen laurel]

That one was a one hilarious can of worms

[sly ivy]

Someone need me?

[queen laurel]

Of all the things you could have decided to ping me by

You choose that

[crystal forum]

he knows what to filter chat with

[queen laurel]

Unfortunately it seems

[sly ivy]

I need sustenance

What are all these cartoons

Did someone let kids in here

[plush mason]

what do you feed on brain rot or something?

[sly ivy]

No on nectar and ambrosia like the other gods

[queen laurel]

Creature commandos

It's a dc show

[dapper gyro]

Creature commandos is quite good.

Even if it is too edgy sometimes for my taste.

[storm jungle]

Me when people swear

[crystal forum]

tbh some shows abuse swearing and it can be annoying

like we get it the character can say fuck

[storm jungle]

its definitely not Hazbin levels at least lol

[crystal forum]

it's better when it's kept for funny moments to emphasize something

[storm jungle]

i mean thats the thing

people always go "these guys swear too much"

and i look at most of my interactions IRL

and its almost similiar

😭

Im living a bugs bunny life...

[crystal forum]

i try to swear less irl too

not swearing somehow makes insults more effective

[storm jungle]

u_u

we should stick to kark

[crystal forum]

what kind of discount uwu is this

[storm jungle]

its a text version of 😔

[crystal forum]

old

[outer wave]

It's cool!

[dapper gyro]

It is old school cool.

[plush mason]

me over hear swearing like a drunken sailor for the past 15 years at least

[dapper gyro]

I tend to not swear often unless Im at work.

[gray umbra]

I have to pause to replace fuck with some other word

Hes not regarded hes a interesting character 🙂

A unique individual

[storm jungle]

Shitake mushrooms 😔

[crystal forum]

i feel like i've improved since i was a teen

people subconsciously take you less seriously when you swear a lot

i've felt it

[languid meadow]

the shame

[plush mason]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRiINs3gopA

Dorn being a baller as always

[crystal forum]

how dare you post adeptus ridiculous in this channel

[arctic talon]

https://tenor.com/view/fungus-among-us-amungus-zintyn-bako-gif-23515147

[crystal forum]

is anything creepier in nature than fungi

[shadow plover]

fungi aren't creepy

[languid meadow]

deep sea creatures

[shadow plover]

inb4 hurr how about cordyceps

[languid meadow]

that or parasites

[crystal forum]

parasites are more revolting

deep sea creatures are scary

mushrooms are creepy to me

tingles my spine seeing them grow out of anything

they're aliens to nature

the grow in the darkest grossest places

like invaders

[shadow plover]

and they taste good

win win

[plush mason]

the mycelia is the wildest part of fungi

[crystal forum]

not to me

i hate the taste of shrooms

[shadow plover]

[plush mason]

https://tenor.com/view/mushroom-gif-4076651967657980091

wtf

[storm jungle]

Last of Us moment

[crystal forum]

this thing will take over earth one day mark my word

fungi are smarter than we think

they have hive minds

[plush mason]

why does it have a hexagon net?

[shadow plover]

#40k-lore-chat message

[crystal forum]

probably to spread spores

spores also are gross

ew brother ew

[dapper gyro]

You also spread your spores all over the tissues and walls, maybe some under your table as well.

Ew brother.

[crystal forum]

my dead skin doesn't grow mini jays out of the wall

[plush mason]

the stuff of nightmares

[sharp pollen]

hehe beniz :---DDDD

[crystal forum]

they dont even reproduce they fucking clone themselves

what kind of living creature can survive evolution by cloning

[celest dome]

Hexagon bestagon

[crystal forum]

it's not even living!!!

[celest dome]

That's why

[plush mason]

valid

[crystal forum]

mutinus caninus

guess what that means

[sharp pollen]

tell me

[dapper gyro]

Man, if the zealots see this chat right now, their brain would bust without the need of a psyker.

[crystal forum]

The genus name Mutinus was a phallic deity, Mutinus Titinus (known to the Greeks as Priapus), one of the Roman di indigetes placated by Roman brides,[3] and caninus means "dog-like" in Latin.[4] Mutinus is the diminutive of muto, a Latin word for Penis. It was described initially by William Hudson (1730–1793), a noted British botanist. Its common names in French, Phallus de Chien, Satyre des chiens, also hint at its resemblance to a dog penis. It is commonly known as the "dog stinkhorn".[1]

[sharp pollen]

fuck i guessed right about dog dick part

but didnt risk to say anything

[crystal forum]

wanna eat some dog dick?

[dusk patrol]

[sharp pollen]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/779724385258438659/1053383087842672710/mw2.gif

[dusk patrol]

Maybe this chat deserves to be purged

[crystal forum]

jk it's not even edible

unlike its contemporary